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TWR Wednesday | Trump's First 100 Days Part 2 · The Whitfield Report

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  The right to offend is not some pesky little part of freedom of
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  speech that we have to put up with.
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  It is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
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  It is the coursing lifeblood of human protests.
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  It is the instigator of liberty and modernity and science and
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  understanding. What a laughingstock today's
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  student leaders are that they can so casually dismiss the
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  right to be offensive without realizing that their lovely,
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  enlightened lives are the gifts of individuals who gave offence.
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  Offensiveness is not just something we have to
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  begrudgingly accept. Offensiveness is the motor of
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  human progress. Now broadcasting from the Right
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  to Offend media studios in sunny South Florida, bringing you the
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  latest in politics, current events, art and pop culture.
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  This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  No giving offense is essential, and I would say that a lot of
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  people have been offended this week by multiple things.
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  I'm glad you feel that way, Sam, because I have a list tonight
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  that's going to knock your socks off.
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  But people, yeah, people were complaining.
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  You were. We were just discussing this of
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  the the guest on Monday, who I adore, by the way.
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  I first talked to him on, I think the election night stream.
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  Yeah, he's a very reasonable guy, and he had some pointed
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  criticisms about specific things which made sense to me at the
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  time, you know, hearing it and and whoops.
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  And then I guess people didn't like that he criticized some
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  Trump moves very lightly. Y'all need to chill, dude.
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  It's like a real G. I didn't even see them as like I
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  didn't even see them as like overly harshly criticisms.
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  They were more like, hey, Trump could be doing this a little bit
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  better. I I think honestly, like I think
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  AB plus for any and Gabe and Gabe even said this like.
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  AB. Like AB plus for any president
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  within the 1st 100 days is astounding.
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  Honestly, I I think. Yeah, well, I was thinking about
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  that when he said B plus 'cause I was in agreement.
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  I thought. Yeah, I, I, I, I thought that he
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  was, that he was very reasonable with AB Plus.
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  And I thought that was a little high even because I'm thinking,
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  what did Joe Biden get? Joe Biden got a like not even an
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  F Joe Biden got a like incomplete, you know what I
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  mean? Like did not.
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  He didn't show up to class enough to get a grade.
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  OK then let's go back Trump 1st 100 days.
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  Last time I would have given him AC plus.
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  Yeah, yeah. No, I, I, I just wanted to point
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  out and. Then I I want one more Obama.
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  Obama, even if you're a liberal, you would only have to give his
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  first 100 days both times. Like maybe AB minus yeah, and if
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  you're and if you're on the other side, it was an F both
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  times. I, I just, I just want to point
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  out folks that like that Biden's first 100 days as president were
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  basically the highlight of that whole thing of, of his
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  presidency really, but especially the 1st 100 days was
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  the, well that, but like, but like policy wise also, which was
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  like, that was the protocol of like.
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  That that was the political equivalent of shit in your pants
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  Sam. But the other one that he did
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  the first 100 days was close the pipeline with Canada, which has
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  led to this whole people don't understand that when they when
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  he closed the Keystone XL pipeline, that set Canada into a
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  bit of an economic and political turmoil as well, which we're
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  seeing the results of in this current election.
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  But they'll never fucking blame him.
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  And the smell of Biden's fart still lingers, is what I'm
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  trying to say, Sam. Oh, yeah, the the this, Oh yeah,
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  this well, the stench, this. Is a high class show we know.
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  The stench of Obama's presidency even stole ligers as.
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  I would be more I would be more generous than he was and get I
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  would say in a -. I think there's a couple things
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  that I would maybe tighten up, particularly staffing choices.
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  I think the also there's like a segment of like the Trump
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  so-called MAGA people that are just unhappy with everything
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  always and you have to ignore those the Ann Coulter's of the
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  world. Let's say that the constant Ann
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  Coulter would have been a Trump guy, except then Trump became
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  popular and so she had to be opposed to him.
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  Well and well and then well and then on the flip side.
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  And I do mean Guy Sam, because have you seen Ann Coulter?
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  Jeez, time has not been kind. Yeah, there, there.
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  You already had a horse face, Sam.
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  Now she's got an Adam's apple. You know, you know, there's,
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  there's a reason why there's a reason why Ann Coulter's one of
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  these, Ann Coulter is one of these people who like tries to
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  act like trad and whatnot and say that everyone, everyone
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  should get married and whatnot. And it's like, OK, well then why
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  aren't, you know, if you're so trad, why aren't you married
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  and, you know, Ann Coulter or something where?
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  Are your kids Ann? Yeah, yeah.
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  No, even. Can't go there with women
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  though, Sam. They think that's off the table,
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  even though they're literally telling other people to do it.
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  You can't say, but you didn't. Even, well, even even even Rush
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  Limbaugh, like, you know, in in his later years, kind of
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  pointed, you know, kind of like in his own fight way called Anne
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  out for being a little bit, you know, like.
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  He pointed out that she was being a contrarian and a
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  hypocrite flat out. Like.
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  You know Ace, if I remember correctly, he had her in.
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  Yeah, yeah, and yeah. And and that that's in like in,
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  in all honesty, that's why they that's why they didn't really
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  get a that's why. That's why then.
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  It came yeah, that well, and that's why then they they that's
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  why they didn't get along, you know too well towards because
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  like. Like it's like she she is
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  pointed out is that he's not like just a work on when he's
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  gone. Most of the things he's talking
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  about that he truly believed. He believed off air, too.
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  Yeah, no. And so that that bothered her
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  because, like, he did believe that she was being a hypocrite.
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  And he was one of her biggest supporters at one point,
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  definitely putting her on the air, you know, all kinds of
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  things for years. And then when she turned on
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  Trump. And a lot of people have as
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  well. A lot of people don't like Cash
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  Patel. A lot of people don't like Pam
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  Bondi. They really accept.
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  A lot of them, too, are obsessive Epstein guys.
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  And I get like, I get the, I get the you want to save kids, but
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  at this point, you're not saving any kids At at this point,
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  you're trying to turn over the hornet's nest that you think is
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  there, but maybe it's just not as there as you think it is.
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  Maybe. These people work in shadows and
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  maybe evidence is harder to come by than you think 'cause they're
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  all like, well, nobody's been arrested.
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  Well, maybe you have to have fucking evidence to arrest
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  somebody. And maybe what you Internet
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  conspiracy guy think is good evidence doesn't hold up for a
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  fucking judge bro. Yeah, that.
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  Doesn't mean they're not trying, and that doesn't mean they don't
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  care. It, it's, it's funny that it's
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  funny that you say that because my, my mom and I actually had
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  this conversation and she brought it.
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  She you know, I because she had, she has a friend who's like, you
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  know, who hyper focuses on a lot of that stuff.
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  And she said to her. Like, I don't want to shit on
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  these people for caring about children's safety.
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  That's not my point. My point is to attack our own
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  side because you're not getting the results that you want kind
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  of puts you like almost on the other side anyway.
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  Which is of the black pill stuff by the way.
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  Yeah, well, also to to kind of paraphrase what my what my mom
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  said to her friend, though, she said, so you're basically
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  willing to throw the baby out with the bathwater over the
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  entire Trump presidency because of this one issue being
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  everything, everything that Trump has done to improve the
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  country already in just nine in just.
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  It's like I forgot what it was like 9 months ago.
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  Yeah, yeah, for some of them. And also this was this was
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  another thing that, you know, Gabe and I both pointed out,
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  like people are still upset that inflation is high.
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  And look, we, we, we get it, but that that's not Trump's fault.
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  We're, we're still, we're still feeling the effects of, you
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  know, by the. Tariffs are Trump's fault.
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  And I would say this, the tariffs are raising some prices
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  on some things for a 100% for sure, particularly Chinese
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  goods. And that is maybe bad for a
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  person right now. However, China can't hold on as
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  long as we can in that regard. But whatever people are, people
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  that don't like the tariffs are not ever going to like the
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  tariffs. But I want to point out, me and
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  Shmuley with our economist friend ASA, laid out a case for
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  tariffs before Trump even ran for office.
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  Why we would prefer tariffs even over income taxes, which is
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  something that Trump is discussing.
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  So I can't call that a loss, Sam, when the president is
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  talking about an idea me and a couple, you know, goons had in a
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  fucking chat room on a Friday night that we explained 10 years
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  ago is now a talking point for a major, you know, president, a
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  president, right? And who's literally considering
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  it. And the populace is like, you
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  know, that's not the worst idea ever.
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  I consider that a win. So I'm a very pro tariff guy,
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  Sam, So I can't criticize him on that tip.
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  Well, and also just to clarify, are you guys goons like bad
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  asses or gooners? No, see, I'm not a zoomer so I
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  don't reinvent words. No, like a thug, like a like a
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  St. bro, like like a like a goomba, you know, like a Mama
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  Luke. Just make sure.
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  You know what a Mama. Luke is.
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  Like a Mama, Luke. I I don't know if I just had to
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  make sure you and ask the question.
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  Like Benny down on the block will bust your head in with a
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  brick. That kind of goon.
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  Just yeah, A. Hired Goon.
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  Just making sure but no I. You guys might be the other one,
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  I don't know. About that question for
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  Wrestling girl Sample, I'm good. People, people seem to forget
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  that you know, Trump had tariffs the first, you know, during his
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  did. The tariffs apply to anime porn
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  Sam because the good super mad. Well, look, you know I'm not.
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  I don't. You're.
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  An anime porn expert. Sam, come on, you should know
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  this stuff. No, yeah, no, Sir.
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  I I. And I need anime porn
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  information. I turn to Sam Whitfield.
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  I don't. I don't know if the and apply
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  the anime porn, but it should. And then it should and then it
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  and then it and then it turned. I turned to more theists and I'm
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  like, what the fuck is is this? And he, he's like, I don't know,
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  let me ask our other friend, you know, other Craig.
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  And then he's like. Because you got a source on the
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  anime porn information. That's what I'm saying is I
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  don't have such a source. So I turn to you because I
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  you're, you look at his face. He's trustworthy, right?
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  So I defer to you. Of course, and then we and then
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  more and I have to turn into into our other sources Speaking
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  of. Now ask about Wrestling Girl
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  Rule 34, you guys. I don't think you need any
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  sources at all. You know what that the source
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  for that is Reddit. True, true.
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  To to paraphrase, what about what Valti said?
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  I am the source. There you go.
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  So, but no more. More what?
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  What is What is your rating of Trump's first 100 days, Sir?
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  I would probably go go go as a a a a AB to AB minus.
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  I'm not. I'm not entirely happy with him,
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  but I'm not upset. So.
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  Because we we should remind people he started as a a a
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  left-leaning independent quite a few years ago and not political
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  at all. So that's a pretty good.
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  Anything in AB category is a good grade to take somebody who
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  was apolitical essentially. So shocker.
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  Hold on, there's an important comparison, Point Morpheus.
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  What would you have given Joe Biden after 100 days?
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  Get the fuck out of the office, yeah?
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  Go ahead. I'm sorry, I thought that was an
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  important one too. No, no, I, I yeah, I So shocker.
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  Ladies and gentlemen, As it turns out, we actually have the
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  same rating. As you know, we pretty much all
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  have the same right? And Gabe and everyone here all
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  seem to have the same. Right.
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  A minus to B minus is the fucking scope.
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  That's that's basically yes, you're right, the same grade.
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  I I think I gave. Essentially the highest, more
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  theists essentially on the lowest end.
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  To to be fair. Median would be AB plus.
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  To be fair, like I, I, I think the people who are getting like
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  really mad at Gabe are, are like more like the Trump grifters who
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  are just like trying to be like, oh, Trump is an A+ plus and you
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  know, he can do no wrong. Just like Trump.
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  Trump off. Well, the yeah then.
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  Why would I say C plus the previous time right is it's not
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  all in his hands? Right.
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  He has a Congress that see AC Plus.
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  The first time, Sam, is because he had a Congress that was
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  friendly and he handed out a couple of mandates to that
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  Congress that was Republican. Right.
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  One of the mandates was to repeal and replace or just
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  repeal Obamacare. That failed.
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  They failed to do that. The other was a border wall.
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  They failed to do that. So he had to go through other
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  means to do both of those things, which he didn't.
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  He, he ended up just saying, you know what, I'm going to repeal
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  the mandate on Obamacare, which was in his first 100 days, the
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  first time. Sam yes, that was one of the
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  first things he did. He repealed the mandate.
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  If you're not familiar with the mandate, it means that if you
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  don't have insurance, you owe the government $2000.
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  Yes. Right.
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  It's a tax on you not having insurance and that was how he
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  handled it. Yeah.
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  Yeah. And yeah.
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  And so Trump repealed that Obamacare mandate, which he said
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  doomed to the system, but it was it was an unfair tax on people
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  to begin with. And then I believe Biden did not
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  reinstate that mandate either. No.
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  Right, because of the Democrats know better.
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  The mandates not popular. And the Democrats also know what
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  he knew then, and what he said out loud is that Obamacare is
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  destined to fail. And it was designed that way so
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  they could bring in a more socialized version of it, more
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  like Canada. They wanted it to fail so they
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  could make us like Canada or the UK.
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  Yes, is which which is what they've, which is what they've
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  tried to do. And oh, Speaking of Canada.
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  But I'm just pointing out that those are reasons I would take
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  off grades for Trump that have very little did.
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  He was right on that issue but could not get it past Congress.
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  So unfortunately, I'm grading the Trump administration now,
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  not Donald Trump the man. And Donald Trump administration
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  in 2016 didn't get really anything about the Obamacare
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  thing. And so then he signed the, the
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  mandate repeal, which I would give that to handle it that way
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  is like AB minus at best. Because what he wanted was
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  repeal it and replace it basically with what we had
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  before Obamacare with, with a little more safety net tied into
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  maybe Medicaid, right? So the people that couldn't get
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  insurance, you could get them under Medicaid.
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  Like just add poor people to it. But instead they redesigned the
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  entire system from the ground up.
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  You understand? Yeah.
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  What Trump wanted to do was insurance was a lot cheaper back
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  then, by the way, before Obama, for those of you who did not
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  have insurance prior to Obama because you're not old enough,
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  it was very cheap and you could get awesome insurance that
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  covered everything for relatively cheap.
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  So all that Trump was saying is we could go back to that without
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  all these mandates and, and crazy Obamacare shit.
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  We could do the pre-existing condition thing.
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  We could keep that. He, he was specific about that,
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  right? Yes.
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  And then we could change it to be more like it used to be and
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  then open up Medicare or Medicaid to way more people,
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  which we did anyway. So the whole, the whole point of
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  it was basically to make the fucking insurance companies
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  rich. And everybody knows it.
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  That's why that's why when insurance CEO gets murdered,
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  people cheer for it. I'm not saying I agree, I think
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  that's horrible. But the reason that people cheer
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  for it is because we all know that these insurance, the left
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  and the right agree, the insurance companies wrote these
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  laws to get rich. The difference in in opinion is
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  that the left wants a socialized system.
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  They want the government to run everything directly, whereas we
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  want a less centralized system. But the idea that we all don't
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  see that the insurance companies are ripping everybody off, no,
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  we do. We all see it.
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  The, the, the thing that the thing that is super unpopular,
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  at least for the left, though, is and, and you know, I don't
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  usually shout out like the big voices, but Dan Bongino pointed
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  this out before I wanted to become a, you know, assistant
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  director of the FBI. But Dan Bongino pointed out that
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  a lot of what, you know, people are upset with the insurance
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  companies or is stuff that the insurance companies worked with
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  the Obama worked with the Obama administration on.
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  They wrote Obamacare. The same lawyer wrote Obamacare
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  directly. That the guy that actually put.
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  Well, he put his hands on keys either way.
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  I that wrote the proposal had written previously Romneycare.
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  And we have talked about this before, but it's always worth a
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  rehash. In Massachusetts, Romneycare was
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  the prototype for Obamacare. Difference being it's a matter
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  of scale because you could argue that Romneycare sort of worked.
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  Well, it did. Massachusetts has a small state,
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  and it's kind of rich when you expand that out to the whole
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  country. Not only that, but we've changed
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  the laws since they were enacted so significantly that by the
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  time Obamacare passed, it was like our beta bill, right?
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  And we changed a whole bunch of things to make it better.
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  And by the way, we're exempt from it.
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  So insurance isn't as big of a fucking concern from people in
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  Massachusetts, actually, as it is in a lot of other states
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  because of the reforms that we made and because of the
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  Obamacare exemption that we got because we were already
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  compliant and then some, right? Yeah.
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  So it's a tricky situation, but the end result of it is that you
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  get a lot of people that know they're getting ripped off by
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  these insurance companies and by the way, they're getting ripped
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  off over their health, which is not a good combination.
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  And so they're kind of pissed off.
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  So it's not surprising when this guy, you know, commits a murder
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  on somebody that because of his position as ACEO, they, the
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  people just assume he's a scumbag.
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  I don't know. Was he or wasn't he?
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  I don't know, but people assume it because insurance companies
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  are ripping all of us off every day and everybody knows it.
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  How do we handle that? Well, the left thinks we should
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  make government God in control of all of our health at all
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  times, which is a terrible idea in my personal humble opinion.
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  And then the right thinks that we should maybe rain back on the
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  government some. But the funny part is, is what
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  we have is this mishmash of in the middle that doesn't work and
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  everybody's miserable about. That's politics.
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  Yeah. See, people get into day and day
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  politics, but that's what long term politics looks like.
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  Sam, is that Obama had an idea for a new healthcare.
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  It's actually Ted Kennedy. Ted Kennedy?
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  Yeah, Kennedy Care. When he died, they took his
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  idea, which was Romneycare. They we call it Romneycare
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  because the Republican Mitt Romney signed it, but it was
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  Kennedy Care. Well.
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  It was a Kennedy lawyer wrote it.
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  Ted Kennedy died and they passed.
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  They said, oh, we got to honor the lion.
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  You remember that, Sam? We got to.
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  Honor it. Yeah, Yep.
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  Yeah. No, I, I, I was, I was just
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  started to say that, yeah. That that was, that was like
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  Nancy Pelosi's call to our the arms.
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  The rapist murderer Ted Kennedy, The pedophile.
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  Yeah, fuck you people. You've you got this healthcare
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  system that we got all fucked up because it was a go.
• 22:56
  Poor rapist pedophile died. Why?
• 23:00
  Why the original Lion? Ted Kennedy.
• 23:04
  Martha's Vineyard beach. He's sitting there watching his
• 23:07
  fucking nephew who will go unnamed because he's still
• 23:11
  alive, raping women cheering him on while drinking a beer.
• 23:14
  That's Ted Kennedy for you. How about how about
• 23:17
  Chappaquiddick? This is the guy that we changed
• 23:20
  our entire healthcare system for, Sam because he died.
• 23:24
  They. He drove off a bridge with a
• 23:27
  woman in the car, Sam, and he left her in the car to die and
• 23:30
  didn't tell anybody. Do I get a statue when I die?
• 23:34
  And then he swam across the across the Cape Cod Canal.
• 23:38
  Sam, it's like 4 miles to his hotel so that he didn't have to
• 23:43
  talk to the cops. But he's not a murderer, right?
• 23:47
  Did did you ever see the movie Chappaquiddick?
• 23:50
  Of course I did. It was not great.
• 23:52
  It it. I'm glad they made a movie, but
• 23:54
  it wasn't a great movie. I I honestly thought it was
• 23:59
  terrible because they made, they made it.
• 24:01
  They made him like too sympathetic.
• 24:03
  And I'm like, this guy deserves no sympathy.
• 24:06
  What? Well.
• 24:06
  It's tough. It's tough.
• 24:07
  It's the protagonist. Problem right is when you choose
• 24:10
  to make him the protagonist, you you have to make him
• 24:12
  sympathetic. Yeah.
• 24:15
  That's why I would have made her the protagonist and made it a
• 24:17
  horror movie. Yeah.
• 24:19
  Well, that, that's what that's what it should have been.
• 24:21
  That's what it should have been. Drowned Sam.
• 24:24
  There was a pocket of air. She stayed in that car alive for
• 24:27
  hours until she got too exhausted swimming in the car
• 24:31
  and drowned. Talk about a horror movie,
• 24:34
  right? This is the guy.
• 24:35
  Not only not, I mean, that's why he never ran for, but he was the
• 24:38
  one Kennedy that didn't run for president because the other two,
• 24:41
  his brothers got killed. But the, the other brother got
• 24:43
  killed in the war, was a fighter pilot.
• 24:46
  And yeah, he's not going to run. He's a murderer.
• 24:50
  He's a rapist. He's accused multiple times very
• 24:52
  credibly. And it's Massachusetts, and he's
• 24:55
  a Kennedy, so he might as well be Jesus.
• 24:58
  Yeah. Which is disgusting, but true.
• 25:01
  Do you know Sam around here? The kind of people that are
• 25:05
  around here, they put up pictures of Jesus next to Martin
• 25:10
  Luther King, next to fucking John Kennedy, next to Robert
• 25:14
  Kennedy. I'm not even joking.
• 25:16
  Joking. Back me up on that.
• 25:18
  I I've, I've heard, I've heard that I, I mean.
• 25:21
  And if they don't have Martin Luther King and they don't have
• 25:24
  Bobby Kennedy, they still got JFK up like next to Jesus in the
• 25:30
  same, in the same position of their home as if he was Jesus.
• 25:34
  Yeah, I know. I I, yeah, I know.
• 25:35
  I saw. I saw that one time when I went
• 25:38
  back to when I went back to Connecticut with my mom.
• 25:42
  And that was. That was they call the family
• 25:46
  Camelot to give it this mythical quality to it.
• 25:50
  They talk about the Kennedy man. They prop these people up and
• 25:53
  then you look into them, and I know some of them.
• 25:55
  I've known some of them throughout my life.
• 25:58
  OK. They're not good people.
• 26:00
  They're not good people. Well, you, I'll say it.
• 26:03
  I ain't afraid of that. Yeah, like every Kennedy I've
• 26:07
  met is a Dick head. Including Ted, by the way.
• 26:09
  You, I don't know if you, I don't know if you've watched my
• 26:14
  interview with. No, that's not true.
• 26:16
  Hold on. JFK Junior was cool, but he died
• 26:19
  when I was a kid, so I only met him when I was a kid.
• 26:22
  So I I imagine he would be nice to a kid, right?
• 26:24
  Yeah. Yeah, why?
• 26:27
  Why? I don't know if you saw my.
• 26:29
  I just don't want to defame somebody who was actually nice
• 26:32
  to me. Yes, John F Kennedy Junior was
• 26:34
  nice to me. The rest of them have been
• 26:36
  either rude to or dismissive to me or done something awful.
• 26:41
  I, I don't know if you saw him. I don't know if you saw the,
• 26:45
  the, the premium video I did of James Ellroy's interview, but
• 26:51
  one of the books he wrote, American tabloid, that book came
• 26:56
  out actually the year I was born, the same month actually.
• 26:59
  And that book, despite getting Time magazine's book of the
• 27:04
  year, one of the criticisms was the Ellroy, you know, a he's
• 27:10
  kind of, you know, he's right wing, but but the but the media
• 27:14
  really per a clutched because Elroy, even though it's fiction,
• 27:19
  he, you know, he brought in to talk to like in the book, how
• 27:23
  scummy the Kennedys are like even J even JFK to A to a
• 27:28
  certain point, you know, there's.
• 27:31
  Not even he was scummy as the rest of them.
• 27:34
  There's the, I mean the, there's speculation and I mean it's.
• 27:39
  Speculation. I mean, there's speculation
• 27:42
  about specific things. Like you're talking about
• 27:44
  Marilyn Monroe thing. Yeah, but there is not
• 27:47
  speculation that he was fucking other Broads.
• 27:49
  Yeah, well, they're, well, they're.
• 27:50
  He was fucking all kinds of women in and out the White House
• 27:53
  and before when he was a senator.
• 27:55
  And everybody knows it. And there's so much
• 27:56
  documentation, Sam, that you want to beat around the Bush for
• 27:59
  the same reason everybody else beats around the Bush, because
• 28:01
  you're not supposed to talk about it.
• 28:02
  Because they're the fucking Kennedys.
• 28:04
  And Oh my God, it's the Kennedys.
• 28:06
  They. Ain't doing.
• 28:06
  Special motherfuckers. Throw them out at the US.
• 28:10
  Well, our well, our Elroy got cancelled for a bit in the 90s
• 28:14
  because he he wrote a scene in the book in which JFK is printed
• 28:19
  with like a piece of shit to Marilyn Monroe.
• 28:23
  Who? Hey, say what you will about,
• 28:26
  you know, Marilyn Monroe, but she did not deserve to be
• 28:31
  treated like she did by the Kennedys or by the by the mob
• 28:36
  guys that she was, you know, involved with or by Arthur
• 28:41
  Miller, who was a commie by by the what?
• 28:46
  Oh, you think he wrote a play about how fucking McCarthyism is
• 28:50
  a witch hunt and he's a commie, you say?
• 28:52
  What a shock. Yeah, we're yeah.
• 28:53
  No, we're we're not I. Teach that play for the same
• 28:56
  reason they still teach you not to say bad things about JFK,
• 28:59
  Sam. I got.
• 29:01
  It's boomer mythology bullshit, Sam.
• 29:04
  They've lionized him. I we've pointed.
• 29:07
  I've talked about this before. They picked they picked JFK and
• 29:10
  they picked Martin Luther King as the black guy, right?
• 29:13
  Well, what about Malcolm X? What was wrong with him?
• 29:17
  He was also murdered at that same period of time.
• 29:20
  Yeah. Oh please tell me what was wrong
• 29:22
  with Malcolm X. The fact that he the fact that
• 29:27
  he, you know, from I, I don't think there's anything wrong
• 29:31
  with Malcolm X personally, but from what I've heard, the fact
• 29:34
  that from what from what I've been told, well, he chose
• 29:38
  violence over peace on like you. Know when?
• 29:42
  At what point did he actually choose violence?
• 29:44
  Sam When he was murdered. I don't know that that's that's
• 29:48
  what my colleague professors have told me so so to that I
• 29:52
  say. No, he said.
• 29:53
  You should use violence. That's why they don't want us to
• 29:55
  talk about him, he said. When you're next getting stepped
• 29:58
  on, it's OK to push the fucking boot off.
• 30:01
  Yeah, no, no, that, that's, that's that's what I'm saying,
• 30:04
  though, Max, I got when I was in college, I got in trouble from
• 30:09
  some online professors for saying that Arthur Miller was a
• 30:13
  was a comic. Because if you say that not
• 30:16
  communist, but if you say the word commie in particular,
• 30:20
  that's the that's the same as you using the N bomb from what
• 30:24
  I've been told. This this.
• 30:26
  Stupid boomer mythology bullshit that they've created.
• 30:30
  Right that you can't ever say that JFK was an absolute
• 30:33
  womanizing piece of shit, but it's true.
• 30:37
  Everybody knows it's true. Nobody denies that it's true.
• 30:39
  They just tell you you're not allowed to say it.
• 30:41
  But in the same breath they'll say Martin Luther King.
• 30:44
  It was not that. Well, how about all of them
• 30:46
  orgies that they have video of him at?
• 30:50
  Oh, he's a, he's a wholesome Christian family man, but he's
• 30:54
  also a commie having mass orgies.
• 30:57
  So Oh well, he said we shouldn't ever use violence in any
• 31:01
  situation. Basically the reason they
• 31:02
  lionize Martin and, and I'll tell you where do I get this
• 31:05
  from? Sam is a lot of black friends
• 31:07
  that have schooled me on this over the years, like black
• 31:09
  radical fucking gangsta motherfuckers.
• 31:12
  And they're like Martin Luther King says you should let them
• 31:14
  step on your neck until you choke.
• 31:17
  And, and, and Malcolm X, if you read his book, he basically says
• 31:21
  you should take that fucking boot off your fucking neck by
• 31:23
  any means necessary. Is that him choosing violence?
• 31:28
  Or is that him saying you should stand up to a bully and you
• 31:33
  should do so with force? Because that's me, man, of
• 31:35
  standing up to a fucking bully. Yeah, Malcolm X gets a real bad
• 31:39
  rap, Sam, I will say this. He was a black separatist, so he
• 31:44
  wanted a, he wanted a nation for black people within the US and
• 31:50
  he felt that that would be an appropriate reparations like the
• 31:53
  state of, I think he said the state of like Alabama and
• 31:56
  Georgia or something to that effect.
• 31:58
  Which? Which back then I mean, which is
• 32:01
  a radical. Thing to say.
• 32:03
  Well, but also like back then, like Alabama and Georgia, like
• 32:07
  let's be honest, like that's where a lot of notable like, you
• 32:10
  know, black hate crime took place.
• 32:13
  So I can't asleep. And, and it's the one place that
• 32:16
  the majority population was black at the time and still to
• 32:20
  this day is. In the context of what he was
• 32:23
  saying, I, you know, I can't, I can't blame him, you know, for.
• 32:28
  I would suggest to anybody to just read his autobiography if
• 32:32
  you if you, if you believe that he was some demon undeserving of
• 32:37
  our listen and attention. And so you don't even know about
• 32:41
  his murder and how it was carried out or what they might
• 32:44
  have meant politically for the time or anything like that.
• 32:47
  It's because they don't want you to talk about Malcolm X.
• 32:50
  They want you to talk about JFK, but they don't want you to talk
• 32:53
  about the bad stuff about JFK. But they do want you to talk
• 32:55
  about the best. No JFK, MLK too.
• 33:02
  But both, both the boomers chose them as the good guys and they
• 33:07
  chose a guy like Charles Manson as a bad guy.
• 33:14
  And now all the evidence has come out.
• 33:15
  So we're doing a Manson stream. I'm soon, I promise you.
• 33:20
  And I am so fucking glad to have been right since I was an edgy
• 33:24
  teenager in saying that not only did Charles Manson not kill
• 33:28
  anybody, but the fucking government had everything to do
• 33:31
  with those murders. And guess what came out in in
• 33:34
  relation to those JFK files, Sam?
• 33:36
  A whole bunch of files that prove exactly that.
• 33:41
  Shocker. Charles Manson was just a
• 33:43
  fucking Patsy a crazy. Guy also J Edgar Hoover was a
• 33:49
  piece of shit and. And a crossdresser today, I
• 33:55
  guess to be a tranny, right? Yes, pretty much and.
• 34:01
  People think that's the first time under Biden we had trannies
• 34:04
  in the government. J Edgar Hoover had all kinds of
• 34:06
  training shit going on. He.
• 34:08
  Just hide it. He was an he was an evil
• 34:11
  motherfucker too. You want people act, people act
• 34:15
  like the, like the. Like the all the people I'm.
• 34:18
  Talking about he probably at least knew of their murders
• 34:23
  before. Well, Annie had Annie had people
• 34:26
  wiretapped Annie. You know, people think that the
• 34:29
  Bushes went over the line with the like, you know, the
• 34:33
  surveillance thing after 911, which is true, they did.
• 34:37
  But like at. Least there was courts and
• 34:40
  guidelines. J Edgar Hoover had no such
• 34:43
  thing. Yeah, no, J Edgar Hoover was
• 34:46
  like wiretapping everyone and then just like, you know, not
• 34:51
  he'd. Be like, he'd be like, I think
• 34:52
  this guy sounds like a commie. I'm going to wiretap his
• 34:56
  grandma. Yeah, although it's funny
• 35:01
  because. Sitting there listening to
• 35:02
  Grandma's phone calls while he's in a dress at the FBI office in
• 35:07
  Quantico, Yeah. Which is, well, it's funny too,
• 35:11
  because like. Gar listening to granny talk
• 35:14
  about bingo night. Because J Edgar Hoover was
• 35:17
  exactly like conservative either by any means so.
• 35:21
  You know, I mean a lot. It's super conservative to wear
• 35:24
  a dress, Sam. It's the current year.
• 35:28
  That's traditional for men now, right?
• 35:33
  You see all these? Guys, they're like, I'm a big,
• 35:35
  I'm a big masculine male because I wear pink.
• 35:38
  No, you're not. You're kind of a queer.
• 35:42
  I got a list Sam. Yes, you do.
• 35:46
  So I mean we. We thought that joke was
• 35:49
  offensive. You'll love this list.
• 35:52
  Yeah, I know. I, I, I, I have a feeling I, I
• 35:55
  will. It's actually since Maxine
• 35:57
  tweeted to me. He made me write this.
• 36:02
  I did and I, I, I didn't, I actually texted her a copy so
• 36:09
  that she would just read it and write it as she went.
• 36:12
  And she stopped at a few points because she was horrified by
• 36:17
  what she was reading. But Sam, what happened was this
• 36:21
  is my top ten list. What happened was of the.
• 36:23
  Week I was busy, you see. A friend invited me to sit in on
• 36:31
  his little comms room. He's got set up on Discord.
• 36:35
  And we were, we were watching as communications were coming
• 36:39
  through their their radio scans and videos and messages.
• 36:44
  And so this Sam is the top 10 intercepted communications from
• 36:51
  the Pakistan India conflict. So the top 10 things that I
• 36:56
  wrote down that we heard or saw, right?
• 37:00
  Wow. We were paying attention to
• 37:02
  what's going on in this conflict.
• 37:03
  I think it's important for people to know these are just
• 37:06
  little bits of information that we caught.
• 37:08
  There's no real context for some of them.
• 37:11
  I just felt they were worth writing down.
• 37:12
  So you ready for this, Sam? Sam top 10 interceptor moms from
• 37:17
  Pakistan India conflict that was written down by Maxine.
• 37:21
  Buckle. Up, she says.
• 37:23
  Buckle up. I am buckled up. #10 I'm going
• 37:33
  to try and do them as accurately to what I heard is possible.
• 37:36
  Sam #10 have you tried turning the drone off and back on again?
• 37:40
  So. Much worse.
• 37:51
  Did you do that, Max? You said you say worse.
• 37:53
  I'd say better. Oh, you don't know?
• 37:57
  Next one was #9 Thank you. Come again as a missile was
• 38:02
  launched. Oh my God.
• 38:12
  You know it had to be on the left.
• 38:13
  Thank. God, thank God we're on Rumble
• 38:16
  folks. We we would have ordered them to
• 38:19
  have been cancelled on YouTube. #8 the Curry was bad.
• 38:24
  Repeat. The Curry was bad.
• 38:28
  Wasn't spicy enough? And then immediately following
• 38:34
  that #7 the sounds of someone shitting on a street.
• 38:41
  The Curry was bad. In fact, Sam.
• 38:45
  Yeah, well, you know, it is four time.
• 38:49
  It's war time and sometimes that Curry gets a little mean and
• 38:52
  your butt gets a little blistered.
• 38:56
  Number six, we were, we were flipping through and we saw the
• 39:00
  Pakistani high command and they were gathered around a table and
• 39:05
  they were watching a video, right?
• 39:07
  And it was actually, have you ever seen tribal people react on
• 39:10
  YouTube, Sam? Yes.
• 39:13
  I love that Channel. Yeah, that's what they were
• 39:14
  watching. They were watching them react to
• 39:17
  Metallica. So that was that was a
• 39:21
  intercepted calm we saw. That's what the the Pakistani
• 39:24
  high command up to some big things.
• 39:28
  And then #5 is the other big thing that they were up to right
• 39:31
  after that. This is a quote, Sam.
• 39:34
  We need 400 healthy goats, 500 pairs of panties, and 270
• 39:40
  gallons of cheese for Operation Goat Walker.
• 39:46
  Why did you make me? Because it's funny, Maxine.
• 39:51
  Because it's because it's true too, right?
• 39:56
  Hey, I I'm pretty sure that's a legitimate military operation,
• 40:00
  guys. I don't.
• 40:00
  Know. Yeah, yeah.
• 40:02
  You send in the goats wearing the panties with the cheese.
• 40:06
  I don't know anyway number. 4 if. #4 If you want more ammo,
• 40:14
  you need to go down to the local CVS and buy $400.00 worth of
• 40:18
  prepaid Amazon gift cards and send them to me at this address.
• 40:24
  The answer all right. Page 1 it's a 2 pager Sam, so I
• 40:29
  got the top 3 here. You got to get them gift cards,
• 40:33
  you know the prepaid gift cards. That's how they do things over
• 40:36
  there. I don't know if.
• 40:36
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually a currency for
• 40:39
  them is prepaid gift cards. Yeah.
• 40:43
  It's rough out there sometimes #3 #3 we can't ask the Houthis
• 40:50
  for help anymore. They got blown up yesterday.
• 40:52
  There you go. That's probably true.
• 40:58
  Seems like the Houthis are off the table.
• 41:02
  Unless you get a hold of a sign, who knows where they are.
• 41:05
  That's true. I like, I think that we should
• 41:08
  water board Hassan Piker Sam to get the information.
• 41:11
  I agree. I agree. #2 #2 show bobs and
• 41:19
  vagine. There was a lot of that.
• 41:23
  That's not one that was like damn.
• 41:30
  But we like bobs and vagine. Oh wait, I.
• 41:33
  Through the list, I threw the I got to read it back and I threw
• 41:37
  it like a Jackass. OK, we're at #1 So I'm reading
• 41:42
  them back. Top 10 intercepted
• 41:44
  communications from the Pakistani Indian conflict #10
• 41:49
  Have you tried turning the drone off and back on again #9 Thank
• 41:53
  you. Come again as a missile launches
• 41:56
  #8 The Curry was bad. Repeat the Curry was bad #7
• 42:02
  Sounds of someone shitting in a street.
• 42:06
  Number six, the Pakistani high command watching tribal people
• 42:10
  react to Metallica videos #5 We need 400 healthy goats, 500
• 42:17
  pairs of patties, and 270 gallons of cheese for Operation
• 42:21
  Goat fucker #4 If you want more ammo, you need to go down to the
• 42:26
  local CVS and buy $400.00 worth of prepaid Amazon gift cards and
• 42:30
  send them to me at this address #3 We can't ask the Houthis for
• 42:36
  help anymore. They got blown up yesterday by
• 42:39
  trump #2 Show bobs in vagine and #1 the most intercepted
• 42:47
  communication between the Pakistan India conflict that we
• 42:51
  saw. Tons and tons of gay pornography
• 42:55
  from both sides, Sam. Turns out it really is popular.
• 43:00
  Of course it was going to be gay.
• 43:02
  Horn on Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's a war.
• 43:05
  Without the goats. That's it.
• 43:08
  Yeah, they got to get prepped for the goat fucker operation.
• 43:13
  I'm sure I just defended half the fucking world, Sam.
• 43:16
  That's fine. Excellent top ten list Max and
• 43:20
  Maxine. I think they got hit with a poo
• 43:24
  eater. The number 2.
• 43:26
  So in all seriousness, what actually was the cause of this?
• 43:34
  I believe I know the answer. It's that one side is Indian and
• 43:38
  the other side is Pakistani and they've never liked each other.
• 43:45
  Oh yeah? Well, well, the.
• 43:46
  Well, that and. Then there was a terror attack,
• 43:49
  I should point out, where they killed a bunch of Indian people
• 43:51
  and so India shot missiles. Oh, OK, so so India basically
• 43:58
  had their like, and I hate to make this, I hate to make any
• 44:01
  comparison, but this was basically like India's October
• 44:04
  7th then. To a degree, I mean, and that's
• 44:08
  the thing. They've already had a couple of
• 44:09
  those in Mumbai attacks, if people remember.
• 44:14
  Yeah, the stuff between them and and Pakistan goes deep.
• 44:17
  It's old school stuff. Is it Pakistan's fault?
• 44:21
  No, not necessarily. However, that they are at this
• 44:26
  point. I mean, the, the, the, the
• 44:28
  leader of Pakistan is saying that A, he's going to nuke India
• 44:34
  and B, if India nukes him, he's going to nuke the whole world to
• 44:37
  make sure everybody dies. And he said that on television,
• 44:39
  Sam. Yeah, well, well, well, well.
• 44:42
  Pakistan is a proxy for Iran, so they're not exactly, they're not
• 44:48
  exactly the good guys. I I wouldn't necessarily put it
• 44:52
  that way, but they're on the same side of the holy war that
• 44:55
  they both agree upon. OK, well, they might not be a
• 44:58
  direct proxy, but what? To rephrase, they're sympathetic
• 45:02
  to Iran. Yeah.
• 45:07
  I wouldn't even say that they're allies, but sympathetic is a
• 45:10
  good is a good way to put it. They are very sympathetic to
• 45:14
  Muslim extremism and most of the Muslim extremists disagree with
• 45:19
  each other on this or that, but they all agree on death to
• 45:23
  everybody that's not them. Yeah, which?
• 45:28
  Which you know, India being, you know, a billion people who are
• 45:31
  not them is ripe target for that kind of thing apparently.
• 45:37
  Which by the way, there's that, there's that, there's that
• 45:41
  Shiloh chick who's like gotten in trouble for like saying the N
• 45:49
  word to to like an 8 year old kid who I guess was abducted by
• 45:56
  a Somali pedophile. Like, in short, like that whole
• 46:01
  story has been wild to watch and I've only been and gently.
• 46:09
  They don't like the people don't give your money to the race war.
• 46:15
  That's the only thing I would say.
• 46:17
  Like there's mother fuckers that are seeing it as a contest of
• 46:20
  like does the white guy get or the white The white woman get
• 46:23
  more for saying the N word than the black kid gets for killing a
• 46:27
  dude. I don't think comparing those
• 46:29
  two things is a good idea. Yeah, no.
• 46:33
  I'm. That's just my $0.02.
• 46:35
  I'm not saying it is a good idea to, I'm just.
• 46:38
  Saying you were. I just want to say I don't think
• 46:41
  that's a good idea. I I'm just saying that this
• 46:46
  whole thing is wild to watch. It is so like a white wait,
• 46:52
  trash Cam girl says inappropriate thing to minor who
• 46:57
  happens to be yeah with this Somali guy or whatever and then
• 47:03
  gets a lot of money for it. You know what's going to happen?
• 47:07
  Sam is more dumb white attention seeking girls are going to start
• 47:12
  saying the N word in public because she got like half
• 47:15
  $1,000,000 for it. Oh, they, oh, they all, they,
• 47:18
  they all they already have. Did you see that dumb chick who
• 47:22
  went on? And then eventually what's going
• 47:25
  to happen is you're going to see some black dude get that said to
• 47:27
  him and punch her. I'm not saying he's right, I'm
• 47:32
  saying it's going to happen. There was that, there was that
• 47:36
  chick, there was this one influence chick who won on Piers
• 47:42
  Morgan show and did that. Basically, she pulled a she
• 47:51
  pulled a well, she tried to pull a oh, what's the, oh, a Rick.
• 48:01
  She tried to pull a a Rick Turpin on Piers Morgan, but it
• 48:08
  didn't go so well because, yeah, well, it, you know, normies were
• 48:18
  watching the thing, so. That's the thing man, is you
• 48:23
  can't explain your long meta logic to people about that.
• 48:30
  You just can't. You can't.
• 48:32
  Yeah. Nobody cares to hear it.
• 48:36
  And if they do, they're people like me that are laughing at the
• 48:38
  the whole thing. Because personally, I think
• 48:41
  people's overreaction to the word is silly.
• 48:44
  All people. On every I think I agree.
• 48:48
  I think I think people had it right in like the 2000s with
• 48:53
  that word is that it was commonplace for people to use in
• 48:56
  a positive manner and, and the people that didn't like it would
• 49:00
  just say so. And people who wanted to use it
• 49:03
  freely made rap songs and some of them are pretty dope.
• 49:06
  I can't help but love fucking DMX, you know?
• 49:10
  I, I, I think though, there's the whole thing of people like
• 49:14
  what? Let me say it so I can see how
• 49:16
  many people I can. I can piss off, right?
• 49:19
  Right, which is why they want it to be this mystified word in the
• 49:22
  1st place, so that you have something like that.
• 49:25
  Yeah, yeah. It's it's a double edged sword
• 49:27
  though because like now it's like, oh, have you ever said
• 49:30
  that word in your entire life? You need to be cancelled from
• 49:33
  ever saying anything again. What?
• 49:37
  OK, it's a word, bro. Yeah.
• 49:40
  Now there's some things, it's like some context where it's,
• 49:43
  you know, different than others. And if people don't want and
• 49:46
  they don't want to fuck with you because you said some crazy shit
• 49:50
  that makes a lot of sense. Like I don't blame people and
• 49:53
  they don't want to fuck with Kanye no more.
• 49:55
  You can. Say all the crazy shit you want,
• 49:58
  but people are also allowed to choose whether or not they're
• 50:00
  going to fuck with you afterwards.
• 50:02
  Right, right. You shouldn't be like barred
• 50:04
  from earning a living. But if I don't personally want
• 50:08
  to employ you, well, then you're not going to work for me.
• 50:13
  Well, that's not so funny that like about like us having the
• 50:17
  branding of right to find media is, you know, people hear
• 50:21
  rights, friend media and they're like, oh man, these people are
• 50:25
  going to say the most edgy stuff and then spoiler we we usually
• 50:30
  end up making fun of the people who say the edge.
• 50:33
  We just stand up for fucking free speech.
• 50:35
  Stuff, Yeah. I just try and make jokes that
• 50:38
  make people laugh and yeah, sometimes they are definitely on
• 50:43
  the offensive end. I've grown up around a lot of
• 50:46
  Muslims and Indian people both and know many, many of them who
• 50:50
  would probably, if I showed them that list, laugh their ass off.
• 50:53
  So. Yeah, yeah, I mean, like more.
• 50:59
  And I laugh more. And I laugh at all the offensive
• 51:03
  cripple jokes. All the India Bros I know, now,
• 51:09
  I know what they think is they think the the war's stupid.
• 51:11
  They're, you know, 'cause they're all Americans.
• 51:14
  Yeah. So they don't care.
• 51:17
  They're like, they're like, the war is fucking dumb though.
• 51:19
  That terrorist attack probably sucked.
• 51:21
  But I live in America and I'm like a citizen because I was
• 51:24
  born here. Yeah.
• 51:26
  No, no. What's funny is I is I was.
• 51:29
  Crippled. Crippled jokes are funny.
• 51:31
  The only thing that's not funny is getting targeted towards
• 51:34
  somebody. I was.
• 51:35
  The only thing that's not funny is actually being crippled.
• 51:39
  No, that's kind of funny too. I know, I know.
• 51:42
  I had to, though. There was a good opportunity for
• 51:45
  a joke. A bad a joke that we're not
• 51:48
  supposed to say. See.
• 51:49
  This you got. This child out chick, she
• 51:51
  yelling N word and a little kid. We make a couple crippled jokes
• 51:54
  with two crippled guys might I add.
• 51:56
  And people are, oh God, they're so edgy.
• 52:02
  People are. At where I doubt dub said N
• 52:04
  word, F word and now has funny remorse.
• 52:10
  Yeah, check out my last cringing over coffee to see all the crazy
• 52:14
  shit that I dubbed said. Fuck's sake.
• 52:17
  Half of it. Like I wasn't even going to
• 52:19
  repeat, even in discussing it. That's why I played it.
• 52:23
  I was like here, here's him saying why he says the N word
• 52:26
  and why he thinks it's great. Yeah, no, go go and check out
• 52:31
  that episode. It's it's it's.
• 52:33
  That that that that episode was fun as hell to do.
• 52:37
  Yeah. I'm not going to deny I've used
• 52:39
  it in the context of a rap song, like singing with someone
• 52:42
  else's. I've never written a rap with it
• 52:45
  in it because that would be dumb because I don't use that word
• 52:48
  normally. Right.
• 52:50
  I've written plenty of raps that say faggot.
• 52:56
  And what upward holo? Yeah.
• 52:58
  Yeah, but I have a little more respect.
• 53:00
  I don't know. I got a pass, I'm not going to
• 53:02
  lie. Like I hung out with a bunch of
• 53:04
  like hardened black dudes in Detroit and they they'll force
• 53:09
  you to say it by by the way, they will for if like they think
• 53:12
  you're cool, they're going to force you to say it just to like
• 53:14
  make sure. Well, you know what they say,
• 53:17
  Sam? Say it.
• 53:17
  Yeah. You know what they say, Sam, is
• 53:20
  that a cop wouldn't say it. They're wrong about that, by the
• 53:23
  way, but they say that. No I, I, no I, I've been, I've
• 53:28
  cop. Absolutely.
• 53:29
  A cop will say it without very much prompting, actually.
• 53:33
  I've been, I've been forced to say it by my black friends too,
• 53:41
  and, you know, here in Florida, but they, they say because, but
• 53:44
  they've made me say it because they're like, they like to watch
• 53:47
  him pause and you're like, oh shit, should I?
• 53:50
  I was going to say. And then they just laugh.
• 53:53
  Yeah, also because you might stutter and it would be funny.
• 53:56
  Yeah, yeah, that, that, yeah, that that's, that's, that's the
• 53:58
  other thing. They they, they laugh their ass
• 54:01
  off and then they're like, oh shit, homeboy actually said it.
• 54:05
  Point left at the cripple. Yeah, it's like, grow up, guys.
• 54:10
  It's just like jokes are jokes, you know?
• 54:12
  I, I had, I had this one friend that used to tell the funniest
• 54:17
  fucking racist jokes you'd ever hear.
• 54:19
  And I feel like I can't even whip most of them out.
• 54:22
  Like I'll give you one taste of 1 Sam and and it's cool because
• 54:27
  you can replace the race of the joke with any race you you
• 54:31
  desire and it's still the same joke.
• 54:35
  So I'm going to pick what's the weirdest, most obscure race
• 54:39
  possible that nobody would hate. Hawaiian.
• 54:45
  Hawaiian, there we go. Pacific Islander, There we go.
• 54:52
  What do you call? What do you call rounding up all
• 54:55
  the Pacific Islanders and throwing them out of a plane?
• 54:59
  What? A good start.
• 55:02
  That's the joke, right? And so you could put any race of
• 55:04
  people in there and it's still a racist joke, but it's not
• 55:07
  actually a racist joke. It's just retarded thing to say.
• 55:15
  Yeah. I got a lot of good Polish
• 55:18
  jokes, Sam. Is that still offensive?
• 55:21
  Is that OK? Can we?
• 55:22
  Well, I. Mean Max?
• 55:24
  I'm not sure if you've heard this yet, but apparently dumb
• 55:27
  shit idubs. Then Anita were forced to sell
• 55:31
  Crater Clash for nothing. I know, I know, because they're
• 55:35
  cringe. Well, you know Crater Clash, You
• 55:42
  know Creator Clash is going to be nothing this year compared to
• 55:47
  Fartimania. Oh my.
• 55:49
  God, Craig said that already. I was like, oh man, yeah, hey,
• 55:55
  if we ever have a live event, we might have to just call it that,
• 55:59
  no matter what it is. Yeah.
• 56:02
  It's like a, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a fan
• 56:06
  convention. You know, we just call it
• 56:08
  Fartimania just because. Well, and and Batman has to be a
• 56:13
  keynote speaker that like that. Well, 'cause like.
• 56:18
  What else would one of those fan conventions be except us huffing
• 56:21
  our own farts so it makes sense. Absolutely.
• 56:24
  Exactly. No.
• 56:26
  We. We.
• 56:26
  We. And the true fans would come to
• 56:28
  fart. A mania, you see.
• 56:30
  We, we, we can get we. Ain't going to get no casuals at
• 56:33
  fart a mania cause. No, like I, I the other thing
• 56:38
  too is like, it would be, it would be like a very like parts
• 56:41
  of the thing would be like very serious, like I could picture
• 56:43
  like Eric Bishop and I haven't like a, you know, a keynote, you
• 56:47
  know, panel on like being in indie authors or something like
• 56:51
  that. You know, Craig and Steve could
• 56:54
  like have a panel on, you know, on being engineers.
• 57:01
  I. Would prank call people live?
• 57:07
  Yeah. I love to prank call people.
• 57:10
  Sam, did you know this? Have you heard it?
• 57:12
  But that's what got me my start in any of this shit.
• 57:15
  Can you you know that is a that is out?
• 57:19
  To the Jerky Boys, the O GS. Well that that is a question do
• 57:25
  call, do prank calls work? Still work because like everyone
• 57:29
  has car ID. Yes, but now it's just like zoom
• 57:33
  bombing and shit. Oh yeah?
• 57:35
  Well, that that's true. It's the same thing, except you
• 57:39
  can hit more people at once. You know what I mean?
• 57:42
  Like me. I'm telling you, me and Schmul,
• 57:44
  I've said this before, and you could probably find them out
• 57:46
  there. Me and Schmuli used to just drop
• 57:50
  into random Google Hangouts or stream yards that had their link
• 57:54
  open and just play like a character.
• 57:58
  Like we come up with a bit beforehand.
• 58:00
  It's always it's me and Shmuli. So you know, it's good cop, bad
• 58:03
  cop automatically and and we just play off each other
• 58:08
  naturally. I guess it's like Internet
• 58:10
  improv if you want. And and and and.
• 58:13
  Let me guess, Shmuli is usually the the good cop?
• 58:16
  I imagine because of course. He is.
• 58:20
  No, you got to completely backwards.
• 58:23
  He's the, he comes in after I've endeared myself to people and
• 58:29
  then he makes me the bad guy, right?
• 58:32
  And then wins them over. Like we, we already like, you
• 58:34
  have to assume it's like a social dynamics thing.
• 58:37
  You have to assume that you're the two new guys, one of you
• 58:40
  they're going to accept and one of you they're not.
• 58:42
  And that's usually the case, which is why we don't come
• 58:47
  exactly together, but we come basically within a few minutes
• 58:51
  of each other. And we never interact with each
• 58:54
  other intentionally for a long time.
• 58:57
  We start talking to other people in their group.
• 58:59
  What are you doing or what you? Guys want, yeah.
• 59:03
  I endear myself to people and then he accuses me of being an
• 59:08
  infamous hacker who's going to ruin their show and docs
• 59:12
  everybody. And I'm like, what are you
• 59:14
  talking about? Yeah, the infamous.
• 59:15
  Hacker Max in Max is an industry plant.
• 59:20
  Yeah, it'll always be some accusation like that, though,
• 59:24
  that I am somehow not what I appear to be.
• 59:26
  The hacker 1 is just the most common.
• 59:30
  And then I'm arguing with him and his job is to be really
• 59:33
  aggressive about it. But sometimes he doesn't pick me
• 59:37
  to be the one to go at. Sometimes he picks a person from
• 59:40
  the group if he thinks that, like it's going to be funny.
• 59:43
  We've been doing this for years. We haven't had a lot of chance
• 59:46
  because he's been very busy with this.
• 59:47
  You know what he's got going on, but.
• 59:50
  Right. This was like, this was like the
• 59:52
  basis of our friendship actually is like pranking people on the
• 59:56
  Internet in the style of prank calls, I guess.
• 1:00:00
  Well, of course. It's sort of a new art form when
• 1:00:03
  we were doing it to be fair, Judge to live stream bomb people
• 1:00:06
  like nobody else did. That, yeah.
• 1:00:09
  Not or they would, but they would just show porn and say the
• 1:00:11
  N word. We were trying to be much more
• 1:00:14
  creative than that. We're not trying to get the
• 1:00:15
  stream shut down, we're trying to be funny.
• 1:00:17
  Yeah, well, you guys, you guys actually put effort into into
• 1:00:22
  that too. I have a sister, but I told you
• 1:00:24
  about this ethical trolling according to the laws of Divine
• 1:00:27
  Comedy. Yeah.
• 1:00:30
  Yeah, well, I always just said ethical trolling, but when I
• 1:00:33
  mentioned that at one point to grok, he wanted me to define
• 1:00:36
  that and I was like I never really did, but so I hashed it
• 1:00:40
  out what the principles of it would be with him.
• 1:00:44
  And and the 1st and most important one is that God favors
• 1:00:46
  the funny, so you got to use comedy for good.
• 1:00:50
  That is funny that you're educating rock and very helpful
• 1:00:54
  too. Yeah, well, if see, that's.
• 1:00:57
  But the other thing, the flip side of that is like you might
• 1:01:00
  not understand what God thinks is funny, right, Right.
• 1:01:09
  Because you're not God. But he does favor what is
• 1:01:12
  funniest. A lot of times you can see that
• 1:01:15
  in in nature. Well, clearly got things.
• 1:01:18
  Cripples are funny. Examine, if you will, the humble
• 1:01:21
  platypus. That shit's funny as fuck.
• 1:01:26
  Aardevarks. Oh my, yeah, they got the big
• 1:01:28
  long nose. My God.
• 1:01:31
  Yeah, nature's full of funny bullshit.
• 1:01:33
  And then just look at people and like, you're like, yeah, most
• 1:01:36
  people are cool, but like, look at Florida Man as a concept.
• 1:01:41
  Yeah, yeah. GTA6 you, you saw the trailer.
• 1:01:47
  My my wife said it looked all right, like from her
• 1:01:49
  perspective, which is not big gamer.
• 1:01:53
  But the the thing I pointed out, it's basically Florida Man the
• 1:01:55
  video game. Yeah.
• 1:01:59
  You play as like a criminal white trash or I guess she's
• 1:02:03
  Latina, but whatever. Fucking a Florida trash fucking
• 1:02:08
  robbery crime team. Yeah, yeah, every every, yeah,
• 1:02:14
  every stereotype of Florida man and Florida woman is is there
• 1:02:19
  so. Between the 1st and 2nd trailer
• 1:02:22
  there is literally every Florida stereotype.
• 1:02:25
  I I even saw it man. Vice City was my favorite, so
• 1:02:29
  I'm hyped just for the to go back because I'd like to see.
• 1:02:32
  They're saying it's a more modern day Vice City, right?
• 1:02:35
  I'd love to see what it looks like now.
• 1:02:37
  That's going to be dope. Well, I don't care if it's a
• 1:02:39
  little woke. I think it will be a little less
• 1:02:41
  edgy than 5. Well, Matt, well, like.
• 1:02:45
  Yeah, to, to, to me, it'll, it'll matter what the level of
• 1:02:48
  wokeness is. Well.
• 1:02:52
  I'm well, I'm just curious to see like what the map looks like
• 1:02:56
  because because supposedly like they actually went around
• 1:03:02
  Florida and like actually mapped it like a so I.
• 1:03:05
  Kind of see that in the trailers, right?
• 1:03:07
  They look like Florida. I've been to Florida, Sam.
• 1:03:10
  They look like Florida. So like I, I actually want to
• 1:03:14
  see like if they mapped out my and I'm not even joking, like
• 1:03:17
  I'm not going to dox my actual location, but like I want to see
• 1:03:20
  if they made if they actually like like like did an accurate
• 1:03:25
  thing of like even my neighborhood.
• 1:03:27
  Oh my God, Speaking of Florida man, completely sort of
• 1:03:30
  unrelated, but I just thought of it.
• 1:03:32
  Do you know under score Mersch died That's.
• 1:03:36
  What I heard. The Yeah, the.
• 1:03:38
  Dude, rest in peace. I wanted to say that on the show
• 1:03:41
  cause under score Mersch was man.
• 1:03:44
  His clips were funny, he had good taste in music and.
• 1:03:48
  Under score. I read the thing from his
• 1:03:50
  brother and it seems like, you know, he just, this was a hobby
• 1:03:53
  he had and he was a good person and he made me laugh a million
• 1:03:57
  times and he would always shout out our shit.
• 1:04:01
  Under score. Yeah.
• 1:04:02
  And I did hear that under score Mersh was actually one of the
• 1:04:06
  people who actually reached out to me after the I was nice to
• 1:04:09
  you thing. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:11
  And. Mersh is a bro and I was
• 1:04:13
  saddened to hear that he is past.
• 1:04:16
  Yeah, so. Not Mersch.
• 1:04:18
  For anybody that doesn't know. Not Mersch.
• 1:04:21
  Mersch under score Mersch on Twitter who was a good person
• 1:04:26
  unlike Mersch? Yeah, I I'm sure I'm his.
• 1:04:32
  Mother and took care of her when she was ill, unlike Mersch.
• 1:04:38
  I. And has many, many family
• 1:04:41
  members who are tragically saddened by his passing.
• 1:04:44
  So I don't want to make any jokes about him because he was
• 1:04:47
  awesome. But they didn't know that he
• 1:04:51
  hated Mersh. They thought he loved them.
• 1:04:53
  Which is very funny because they reached out to Mersh.
• 1:04:57
  And you know, in in actual mersh, from what I understand,
• 1:05:02
  has actually like made fun of. Oh he was a portal Dick head
• 1:05:06
  when he talked about it Sam. And that's how many of us heard
• 1:05:10
  about it was Merch was being rude to that family and to their
• 1:05:14
  loss because the guy made fun of him.
• 1:05:16
  Which in a weird way is kind of. Which in a weird way, is kind of
• 1:05:20
  known and kind of proved. Even in death.
• 1:05:24
  Mersch proved under Swarmer Mersch's point.
• 1:05:28
  That's right, under score Mersch still trolling Mersch from
• 1:05:31
  beyond the grave. What a fucking bro.
• 1:05:34
  What an icon. Rest in peace my friend. 00 to
• 1:05:40
  use Nightwave terminology. 07 to under score Mersch.
• 1:05:46
  Salou, my friend, he made, yeah, like I talked to him when I
• 1:05:50
  joined the show too, 'cause he said that he was like, oh, don't
• 1:05:53
  let Mersh bully him. And I was like, I'm Mersh, why
• 1:05:56
  the fuck would I be worried about?
• 1:05:57
  He's like, Oh yeah, he had this whole thing.
• 1:05:59
  He's one of the people that filled me in on all that shit.
• 1:06:02
  Yeah, dude was, dude was a real, real 1 and legit died.
• 1:06:07
  It's not part of a gimmick or a bit or anything.
• 1:06:11
  And yeah, that's just, it's tragic.
• 1:06:12
  He was a funny dude, seems like a nice guy.
• 1:06:15
  Many people, brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews all miss him
• 1:06:20
  terribly and are happy that they were happy that Mersch made him
• 1:06:24
  happy. And Mersch couldn't even accept
• 1:06:26
  that right? That's like which is, which is
• 1:06:30
  which is which is like wild to me, but also not surprising.
• 1:06:36
  Yeah, right. It's you couldn't put your head
• 1:06:39
  in that space, but you know, it's Mersh.
• 1:06:42
  Of course, that's like Dave would do the same thing, you
• 1:06:45
  know, if so, if one of Oh my God, if Mook H died, Dave would
• 1:06:49
  have a celebration instead of realizing that Mook H is kind of
• 1:06:54
  his bro. So am I Like we've been goofing
• 1:06:57
  around with him for so long. He knows us to some degree,
• 1:07:00
  right? But he could never accept that
• 1:07:02
  because, you know, I was telling my wife like Dave is like, he
• 1:07:05
  got stopped at like 13 or 14 and Mersh got stopped at like 15
• 1:07:09
  maturity wise. Yeah.
• 1:07:13
  I like to think I'm at least 16 or 17.
• 1:07:17
  You know, it's something that that you say that because like,
• 1:07:22
  I don't know if you if you're familiar, if you know David, who
• 1:07:25
  Davey Crocco was, but David. I am too.
• 1:07:30
  But Davey Crocco was kind of in that circle.
• 1:07:32
  And look, Davey Crocco had some like off color, you know, boy,
• 1:07:39
  you slut, let's just say. But he he was always he was
• 1:07:42
  always friendly with me and he was even like friendly with
• 1:07:45
  Jesse and and when yeah, there. Was a tribute episode when he
• 1:07:48
  died of pod awful as well. And then, yeah.
• 1:07:51
  Did he actually use him? Yes, yes, David Crawford
• 1:07:56
  actually was nice to me. And that was the name that we
• 1:07:58
  actually the apex. And I actually, you know, we we
• 1:08:03
  did a bit of a tribute episode to to Davey and that was
• 1:08:07
  actually something we that we joked that we joked about that
• 1:08:10
  Davey actually was, you know, that Davey actually was nice to
• 1:08:15
  me. So, yeah, that's that's, yeah.
• 1:08:20
  So man, it's it's. Merchandise.
• 1:08:25
  We don't have to be respectful because you don't have anybody
• 1:08:27
  that cares about them. See, we want to be respectful of
• 1:08:31
  that. I'm not even joking though when
• 1:08:33
  I say under score Mersh was a bro and was a good dude to in
• 1:08:37
  our experience. But even if he wasn't I would
• 1:08:40
  generally say that because it sounds like he has family that
• 1:08:43
  cares about him. I don't want to disrespect him
• 1:08:45
  especially they just lost somebody.
• 1:08:47
  But if Mersh died then his sister died.
• 1:08:52
  I think he only had his sister left.
• 1:08:54
  I guess Royce would be sad. Oh Jesse would be.
• 1:09:00
  Oh my God, Jesse would be inconsolable.
• 1:09:04
  Well, well, that well, that's The funny thing too, is it is
• 1:09:08
  see like, see Merch has actually said this too.
• 1:09:13
  I'm not even joking. Merch has actually said if he
• 1:09:16
  died, Jesse would be happy, but no Jesse, Jesse would not.
• 1:09:22
  Jesse would not be happy at all. Neither would.
• 1:09:27
  Neither would Jim. Jesse's genuinely like that
• 1:09:31
  sucks the under score Merch die because under score Merch would
• 1:09:35
  cut a video and then like zoom in on Merch's wonky eye and
• 1:09:41
  Jesse now has an entire stream. Hey, let's look at Merch's wonky
• 1:09:46
  eye. Like of course he's going to
• 1:09:47
  miss that guy. And Merch would miss Jesse
• 1:09:51
  because half of his audience are pod awful or more.
• 1:09:56
  And I, I forget, I forget who this streamer was.
• 1:09:59
  I, I think, I think it might have actually, I think it might
• 1:10:02
  have been Angie's random edits. You know, the, the Clipper of
• 1:10:07
  they, they didn't do do a stream.
• 1:10:08
  But but when I but when I got when I got COVID a few years
• 1:10:14
  ago, what one of those one of them was like, Oh man, that
• 1:10:18
  sucks. Angie, Yeah.
• 1:10:20
  When when I got COVID, I think it was Angie who tweeted oh man
• 1:10:23
  that that sucks that Sam COVID now.
• 1:10:26
  Now his lungs are crippled too. Yeah, yeah, that was Angie.
• 1:10:31
  Or just, you know, something something like like that.
• 1:10:36
  So so. Yeah, hey, we have fun.
• 1:10:40
  And that's The thing is if you can take a fucking joke and
• 1:10:43
  laugh at it for what it is. Speaking of people taking jokes
• 1:10:49
  and what not, Oh my God, Max, you know, someone made a,
• 1:10:54
  someone made a meme of, you know, Trump as the Pope and
• 1:10:58
  apparently, apparently. Trump tweeted it.
• 1:11:02
  Apparently, apparently, apparently Protestants are the
• 1:11:07
  most upset by this. In my experience not one
• 1:11:12
  Catholic is like Oh my God you can't make fun of the Pope and
• 1:11:16
  matter of fact they don't like Francis very much, at least
• 1:11:19
  where I'm at. No.
• 1:11:22
  They call him Saint Francis the Betrayer and then they call him
• 1:11:27
  St. now that he's dead. But still he's not a St.
• 1:11:30
  That's the joke. Because he's a fucking.
• 1:11:32
  He did. He was not a good Pope.
• 1:11:34
  I'm not. I'm not going to slander him too
• 1:11:36
  much for the same reason as he died, but I he was not popular
• 1:11:40
  with the people and it's OK for Catholics to say the Pope isn't
• 1:11:44
  good or unpopular because he's basically a politician to them.
• 1:11:48
  I don't understand where Protestants and other like non
• 1:11:52
  Catholics get the idea that we think the Pope is infallible or
• 1:11:57
  somehow beyond ridicule. Well.
• 1:12:00
  You can find like wood drawings of making fun of the Pope
• 1:12:05
  getting fucked in the ass from like the eight hundreds.
• 1:12:08
  Sam, I'm not kidding. They draw the fucking and they
• 1:12:13
  carve it in, not even draw it. They.
• 1:12:14
  Carve. It in.
• 1:12:16
  The Pope bent over with his butt in the air wearing his fucking
• 1:12:19
  Pope hat and there's three guys with hard ONS in their hand
• 1:12:22
  behind him. Like fuck the Pope.
• 1:12:24
  Do you want to look it up? You can find look at look, just
• 1:12:27
  look up anti Pope art, Catholic artwork throughout history.
• 1:12:32
  You'll find truly ask a fucking AI to show you.
• 1:12:35
  I'm telling you right now, if you think Catholics are not
• 1:12:38
  allowed to make fun of the Pope or to laugh at a joke about
• 1:12:41
  them, you don't understand Catholicism as good as you think
• 1:12:45
  you do. That's all I can say to those
• 1:12:48
  people. If you're if you're getting
• 1:12:50
  offended on behalf of Catholics, stop.
• 1:12:53
  Take a breath. Go ask a Catholic person how mad
• 1:12:56
  they are, and then when they tell you that they're not very
• 1:13:00
  mad about it, you can probably chill out.
• 1:13:02
  Most Catholics I know are we're. Actually, and if you're a
• 1:13:06
  Protestant, you should be laughing at it because making
• 1:13:09
  fun of the Pope is built into your religion.
• 1:13:12
  Most Catholics I know we're actually super offended by the
• 1:13:17
  fact that, like the Pope was saying that he was OK with
• 1:13:21
  trans. Trans stuff, condoms, gay sex,
• 1:13:27
  saying AIDS was no bigger deal. Yeah, there's a lot of things
• 1:13:30
  that France. Communism.
• 1:13:32
  Communism, communist economic policies, there's a lot of
• 1:13:35
  problems that modern Catholics had with Francis, and they were
• 1:13:39
  not shy about sharing them. So the idea that you can't make
• 1:13:42
  jokes at the expense of the it's just the dumbest thing ever.
• 1:13:45
  A a lot of a lot of Catholics I know.
• 1:13:50
  Mortheus also raised Catholic, as as he has pointed out before.
• 1:13:54
  Mortheus is this offensive? No, not at all.
• 1:13:57
  Well, I didn't think so. So Morpheus, as someone who was
• 1:13:59
  raised Catholic, because this is kind of what my Catholic
• 1:14:03
  neighbors in Florida have said. They've said, one of my
• 1:14:08
  neighbors said, to kind of paraphrase what he said, he
• 1:14:11
  said, you know, it's sad he passed.
• 1:14:15
  But I'm not exactly. I don't exactly mourn his mourn
• 1:14:21
  his loss either. It's it's sad that he passed
• 1:14:24
  because he was he was somebody that lived, but also fuck him.
• 1:14:29
  Because if you're going to want to meet, want me to as as a
• 1:14:32
  little peon Catholic to hold this standard, your ass better
• 1:14:36
  be fucking unapproachable. What?
• 1:14:40
  Well, he, well, he has so much division and derisiveness within
• 1:14:45
  the, within the church that like, yeah, like I said, a lot
• 1:14:50
  of Catholics are kind of like, they're almost like I said,
• 1:14:53
  they're not glad that they're relieved and.
• 1:14:56
  Well, it's, it's look, you, you it's sad in the sense of
• 1:14:59
  somebody dying, OK, Yeah. Well, you got to understand one,
• 1:15:03
  it's not like he left any children or grandchildren.
• 1:15:05
  He's a man of the cloth 2. His impact on the church is, you
• 1:15:09
  know, a lot of people is negative, right?
• 1:15:13
  3 He lived a long, fruitful life as an old man who died
• 1:15:19
  successfully as Pope. It's not that fucking sad.
• 1:15:22
  And, and if you think he was good and all that, he'll go to
• 1:15:25
  heaven too. Bonus.
• 1:15:26
  What, what does it mean for an average Catholic?
• 1:15:29
  It's like I said before, and I, I, I think this is important.
• 1:15:31
  I think Morpheus is probably in the same boat as me on this.
• 1:15:34
  What it means is a chance for the Catholic Church to turn a
• 1:15:39
  corner and win people that that that they lost the trust of over
• 1:15:44
  the last, I want to say 2 decades at least since the death
• 1:15:47
  of John Paul, the second they've.
• 1:15:49
  Lost. So much trust.
• 1:15:53
  And they need to, they need to pick somebody who can lead the
• 1:15:56
  church in a direction that would make people like us more
• 1:15:59
  comfortable. And if they don't choose to do
• 1:16:01
  that, good luck to them. Yeah.
• 1:16:04
  No, no, that, that's. I'm already basically a left
• 1:16:08
  Catholic because I'm I'm I've said this on the show for the
• 1:16:11
  last 20 years. I've been a quote UN quote, non
• 1:16:13
  practicing Catholic. You choose a Pope that will
• 1:16:15
  actually ring my ears. I might come back.
• 1:16:19
  That that's. That's.
• 1:16:21
  And it is said too. It is since the death of John
• 1:16:24
  Paul. John Paul maybe wouldn't ring
• 1:16:26
  your ears, but John Paul could draw you in to listen.
• 1:16:29
  And John Paul was making traditional decisions and and
• 1:16:34
  John Paul was trying to end communism as well.
• 1:16:37
  So it's vastly different from 2 popes later Benedict who
• 1:16:42
  basically resigned in shame when everybody got like evidence that
• 1:16:46
  he absolutely covered up for pedophile priests directly by
• 1:16:50
  his own hand, AKA rat singer, which is like what I prefer to
• 1:16:54
  him at to be called. But he was Pope Benedict the
• 1:16:57
  16th and then he, when he stepped aside before that,
• 1:17:02
  really caught up with him and ruined his papacy.
• 1:17:06
  They picked Francis, who is a leftist.
• 1:17:09
  He's a pro. We we know this, he's pro
• 1:17:11
  communist economic policies. He said so openly.
• 1:17:14
  He is pro homosexuality, which is very much at odds with the
• 1:17:19
  teachings of not only the Bible, but traditional Catholicism
• 1:17:23
  through the Cathism. He is many, many other reasons
• 1:17:27
  why you would be like, so you got the the pedophile Pope and
• 1:17:32
  then you got a one, Francis was also his buddy, so he's part of
• 1:17:36
  that circle. And two, you look at what he's
• 1:17:39
  saying. He's pushing all these leftist
• 1:17:40
  policies that have no place in the Catholic Church.
• 1:17:43
  I'm sorry, they don't. No place.
• 1:17:45
  Gay marriage has no place in the Catholic Church.
• 1:17:48
  You want to have it as a civic thing in the government where
• 1:17:51
  they have legal marriages. I've already expressed, and I'll
• 1:17:54
  express again, that I don't think the government should be
• 1:17:57
  in charge of policing relationships at all.
• 1:17:59
  The government shouldn't be in the marriage business.
• 1:18:02
  Therefore there should be no need for gays to get a
• 1:18:04
  government marriage. But if you're going to have a
• 1:18:06
  government marriage, then you should have it for gay people
• 1:18:08
  too. How?
• 1:18:09
  Well, marriage within the Catholic Church should not be
• 1:18:12
  allowed to be between anybody other than a man and a woman.
• 1:18:15
  And that's because the scripture says so.
• 1:18:18
  Agreed. And so advocating for that
• 1:18:21
  position already puts Pope Francis at odds with the bulk of
• 1:18:23
  the church, who might not even be what you would call
• 1:18:26
  homophobic, but they're they believe in the word of
• 1:18:31
  scripture. I just want the church to be
• 1:18:33
  consistent. And if it's going to marry gay
• 1:18:37
  people, then it's it is consistent.
• 1:18:39
  It's consistent with all of these gay Larpy, the modern
• 1:18:43
  proto Christian churches with their pride flags out front
• 1:18:47
  trying to woo a certain kind of people to get in.
• 1:18:50
  And if you're going to be that, then you ain't a church for my
• 1:18:53
  family, my son, or anybody else. And it's a shame because on both
• 1:18:57
  sides of my son's family are strong ties to the Catholic
• 1:19:00
  Church. My grandparents were very active
• 1:19:03
  Catholics on my both my mother's and my adopted father's side.
• 1:19:08
  Her grandparents, one of of whom were Catholic and were involved
• 1:19:13
  in the church for many, many years.
• 1:19:15
  And that church has lost so much trust that I don't think I can
• 1:19:19
  bring my young son there because one, they elected the pedophile
• 1:19:22
  Pope and two, they ain't done nothing to change that in my
• 1:19:24
  mind. And three, the new Pope is
• 1:19:27
  advocating leftist economic policies and leftist cultural
• 1:19:31
  policies that I don't approve of.
• 1:19:33
  And he got rid of traditional mass Sam.
• 1:19:35
  And, and that might not mean much to a lot of people, but as
• 1:19:37
  a guy that studied Latin most of his young life in Roman history
• 1:19:42
  and the church history and reading scripture in Latin and
• 1:19:46
  all of those things that Latin was so foundational to, to not
• 1:19:50
  be able to practice Mass in Latin in traditional fashion.
• 1:19:53
  Just it's just a liturgy, by the way.
• 1:19:55
  It's not the whole fucking thing.
• 1:20:01
  These things drove me away from the church is my ranty point, I
• 1:20:04
  suppose. And if they want to win me back
• 1:20:06
  while they're doing a conclave, guess what?
• 1:20:08
  Don't elect another Francis. Don't elect another Benedict.
• 1:20:11
  And then we'll talk. We'll see.
• 1:20:13
  I I was there. Also has to be action after that
• 1:20:17
  point, Sam, it can't just be you elected a guy that I'm OK with.
• 1:20:20
  He has to actually work for it. I I agree.
• 1:20:25
  I mean. And bring back traditional
• 1:20:27
  masks, for fuck's sake. It was more popular too, Sam.
• 1:20:32
  That's the funny part is when they took it away.
• 1:20:34
  See, the thing about traditional masks is you would get people
• 1:20:37
  whose primary language is Spanish and people whose primary
• 1:20:39
  language is English and they would just all go to traditional
• 1:20:42
  Mass. Now, because you won't do
• 1:20:44
  traditional Mass, they're going to separate masses.
• 1:20:47
  But then you don't have enough of the Spanish one in this area,
• 1:20:49
  so you got to cancel that one. But then all the Spanish people
• 1:20:51
  from over there move over here. So you got too many Spanish
• 1:20:53
  speaking people with this one, so you got to hire another
• 1:20:55
  fucking priest. They fucked it all up where is
• 1:20:58
  like the bulk of both the Spanish speaking, Portuguese
• 1:21:00
  speaking and English speaking population in this area would
• 1:21:03
  all go to traditional mass together.
• 1:21:06
  Which which brings people together, which I mean, that's
• 1:21:09
  kind. The whole idea is that we're all
• 1:21:11
  God's children, and we all. And we've been doing that Mass
• 1:21:15
  for, I mean, like conservatively 1500 years in that fashion.
• 1:21:21
  So it brings you together with not only, you know, the people
• 1:21:24
  around you doing the same thing, but also all of your ancestors
• 1:21:27
  and things like that. It's a, that's what it's for.
• 1:21:30
  And I feel that the Church has fallen away from that purpose.
• 1:21:35
  Which, even if you're not religious, seems like a
• 1:21:38
  beautiful concept you know to to anyone.
• 1:21:44
  Yeah, if, if, if the Baptists or the the Episcopalians or the
• 1:21:49
  whatever, whatever is if they want to have gay marriages, I
• 1:21:52
  don't even care. But if the Catholic Church is
• 1:21:54
  going to have gay marriages, then it's not the Catholic
• 1:21:57
  Church. Right.
• 1:21:59
  Right. Well, that that's kind of like
• 1:22:03
  he. Supported abortion in some cases
• 1:22:05
  and birth control. Spoiler alert, you're not
• 1:22:10
  supposed to support those things as a Catholic because you're
• 1:22:12
  supporting premarital sex for not for the purpose of you can't
• 1:22:17
  as the Pope supports sin openly. That's the problem I have with
• 1:22:21
  friends, and it's because we're we're afraid to say that some
• 1:22:25
  things are a sin, but they are. Well, well, that's because it's
• 1:22:31
  not popular and it's, it seems like, I don't know, just from an
• 1:22:35
  outsider perspective, it seems like the Catholic Church these
• 1:22:37
  days wants to be popular instead of being.
• 1:22:42
  Right wants to be popular in these days and that's going to
• 1:22:45
  be the cause of all of their damnations.
• 1:22:47
  You mark my words. Yeah, you're not.
• 1:22:51
  You're not wrong. You got to stay.
• 1:22:55
  Humble. Speaking of not being popular,
• 1:23:01
  man oh man, Bill Maher, you know, I know I what?
• 1:23:05
  Do you know well? Basically telling the left that
• 1:23:11
  they're purity spiraling. No.
• 1:23:15
  Which you know. He's it's funny that.
• 1:23:19
  Bill Maher at this point has become like our pet cartoon that
• 1:23:23
  we watch to watch. Like oh isn't it funny how this
• 1:23:26
  leftist is having the left turn on him for saying like basic
• 1:23:29
  shit that in the 90s would be a normal Democrat position?
• 1:23:33
  Yeah, yeah. We literally should just, like,
• 1:23:37
  cartoonify him for one of these bits and like, why?
• 1:23:41
  You know, because like, that's how we've been looking at it the
• 1:23:44
  whole time. It's not like we're big
• 1:23:45
  supporters, but we've noticed, hey, he said reasonable thing.
• 1:23:49
  How is that going to turn out for him?
• 1:23:51
  And then it doesn't turn out good.
• 1:23:52
  And it's like, oh, he's being reasonable.
• 1:23:54
  Wants to go talk to the president.
• 1:23:56
  Hey, how'd that turn out for him?
• 1:23:57
  Not very good. And now it's like he's like,
• 1:24:00
  hey, you guys are being unreasonable.
• 1:24:02
  And we're like, yeah, that's a reason.
• 1:24:03
  Yeah, he's right. And then it's not going to.
• 1:24:05
  How's that good turn out for? It's like Wiley Coyote, Sam.
• 1:24:09
  What? What?
• 1:24:09
  What's funny? No, what's funny to me is that
• 1:24:11
  like though, Is that like the? Left and the dynamite stick, you
• 1:24:14
  know, and we're like, that's not going to go well, Mr. Maher.
• 1:24:18
  What's funny to me, though, is that like, the left is now
• 1:24:20
  comparing him to like, Rush Limbaugh, which is hilarious.
• 1:24:25
  He looks a lot. Like Rush Limbaugh right there,
• 1:24:27
  doesn't he? Oh yeah, totally like Rush.
• 1:24:31
  But also, I'm pretty sure he's been watching the show because
• 1:24:35
  he's, he's stealing your talking point points, Max.
• 1:24:40
  Anyway, let's let's listen to this.
• 1:24:44
  Lots of people do. That used.
• 1:24:46
  To it. Yeah, well, you know, maybe you
• 1:24:49
  can pay us a relative. And finally, new rule.
• 1:24:52
  Before they can take on Donald Trump, Democrats have to decide
• 1:24:55
  which wing of their own party is best to lead them out of the
• 1:24:58
  wilderness. And when I say that, I'm sure
• 1:25:00
  you can all guess what recent incident in the news.
• 1:25:03
  I'm thinking about the Season 8 finale of Love Is Blind.
• 1:25:10
  Now, if you didn't see it, well, first of all, fuck you.
• 1:25:12
  It's absolutely the best dating show with Love and Blind in the
• 1:25:17
  title. But.
• 1:25:20
  Here's here's what happened. The bride, an impressive,
• 1:25:22
  attractive nurse named Sarah Carton, walked out on her dream
• 1:25:26
  wedding to sales consultant Ben Mizenga.
• 1:25:29
  They were at the altar, all dressed up almost to the point
• 1:25:32
  where they eat cake and do the electric slide, when Sarah broke
• 1:25:37
  the news to her man that she just couldn't go through with
• 1:25:40
  it. Had he cheated on her?
• 1:25:42
  Abused her? Was he a folk, folk singing
• 1:25:46
  Irish vampire? No, it was because of Black
• 1:25:51
  Lives Matter. Because if there's one thing we
• 1:25:54
  know about the young liberal women of today, it's that they
• 1:25:56
  are very, very high in their standards about everything.
• 1:26:00
  And then, while no racist had not well, he had not done the
• 1:26:05
  work on this issue. When I asked him about it, he
• 1:26:08
  was like, I guess I've never really thought too much about
• 1:26:10
  it. And that's when Sarah realized
• 1:26:13
  she'd rather die alone. Because love isn't blind, it's
• 1:26:27
  woke. Well now to be fair to Sarah, it
• 1:26:31
  wasn't just Black Lives Matter. Ben also didn't have much to say
• 1:26:35
  about the vaccine and his position on trans was basically,
• 1:26:40
  I don't know, I guess Sarah's sister is gay and when she told
• 1:26:46
  that to Ben, Ben said he had quote, no discomfort around that
• 1:26:50
  community at all. Not good enough.
• 1:26:53
  Ben, I think what you meant to say is fuck yeah.
• 1:26:58
  I fucking love it. Let me.
• 1:27:06
  Lesbians fuck. Yeah.
• 1:27:08
  Let me tell you folks, if the standards on the left are going
• 1:27:11
  to be this high and politics is going to be this much of A cock
• 1:27:15
  block, we're never going to win elections or have any more
• 1:27:20
  babies. This inclination from certain
• 1:27:23
  liberals to always and immediately excommunicate
• 1:27:27
  instead of communicate is what makes them so unlikable.
• 1:27:31
  And I'm sorry Sarah, to make you the post child poster child for
• 1:27:34
  this, but come on. I mean look at this stiff what
• 1:27:37
  you expect. I was worried about the minrat.
• 1:27:45
  OK, you're a much better person than he is.
• 1:27:48
  You win. And by win I mean lose Christ.
• 1:27:52
  First we couldn't date people who had opposite political
• 1:27:55
  beliefs. Now we can't even date them if
• 1:27:57
  they have no opinion at all. It's enough to make you lose
• 1:28:00
  faith in finding true love on a reality streaming series.
• 1:28:12
  Because if you're going to eliminate every 20 something,
• 1:28:15
  who hasn't thought a lot about politics, You're going to be
• 1:28:18
  working from a smaller pool than roadies with no leg tattoos.
• 1:28:26
  And let's be clear, Ben didn't say, you know, I have thought
• 1:28:32
  about Black Lives Matter and I'm with Derek Chauvin.
• 1:28:35
  No, he said. I'm young and dumb and full of
• 1:28:38
  fantasy football stats. Could we just talk about it?
• 1:28:43
  I'm sorry I'm not up to the part of my life yet where I give a
• 1:28:46
  shit about the issues. Should he?
• 1:28:48
  Of course we all should do a lot of things.
• 1:28:50
  I should meditate and finish Moby Dick and learn to get to
• 1:28:53
  sleep without a gummy. But maybe Ben hasn't turned his
• 1:29:05
  life over to being a social justice warrior yet because he's
• 1:29:09
  preoccupied with trying. You know, and, and that's the.
• 1:29:12
  Preoccupied with trying to fuck this white girl.
• 1:29:16
  Yeah, who has white, who has way too high standards.
• 1:29:21
  So this is the thing, you know, the left has been purely
• 1:29:26
  spiraling for so long now that they don't know how to get
• 1:29:29
  themselves out of it, and they don't.
• 1:29:31
  Realize it's a purity spiral anymore, man.
• 1:29:34
  Yeah. They're just like this is the
• 1:29:37
  new norm. And so, you know, you want to
• 1:29:41
  figure, you want to know why Trump won the election, It's
• 1:29:45
  because of this shit, basically. No, it's a conspiracy with
• 1:29:52
  Russia. Go ahead, Sam.
• 1:29:53
  Let's let's, let's see. What he's saying, yeah.
• 1:29:56
  And to get his life going, possibly because he's worried
• 1:30:00
  about having the means to support the woman he thought he
• 1:30:03
  was going to marry, who seems rather demanding in particular,
• 1:30:10
  which is kind of how it is these days.
• 1:30:12
  Did you know that on Bumble, only 15% of the women are
• 1:30:16
  willing to date a man under 5 foot eight?
• 1:30:19
  Wow, women. They're like roller coasters
• 1:30:22
  now. You must be this tall to ride
• 1:30:24
  them. Hold up though, hold up though,
• 1:30:30
  I want to see the same statistics for guys that are
• 1:30:33
  like 6 foot 3 plus. They always leave that out when
• 1:30:38
  they make this point. Well, I'm going to tell you
• 1:30:39
  right now, the tall guys, when they're past a certain point,
• 1:30:43
  get the same amount of hate from women.
• 1:30:45
  Promise you. Not just a personal experience,
• 1:30:48
  but tall guys when we get together talk sometime, Sam.
• 1:30:51
  I know that's a wild fucking concept.
• 1:30:53
  And every tall guy I've ever talked to this subject is like,
• 1:30:57
  yeah, most women will be like, you're freakishly tall.
• 1:31:00
  And it's an instant no. Yeah, no.
• 1:31:04
  So it's like, yeah, more and more.
• 1:31:07
  And I have problems because like people, because women, women
• 1:31:11
  think. That we're in a.
• 1:31:13
  Wheelchair well, I think our Dick doesn't work.
• 1:31:16
  Well, because. Wait.
• 1:31:17
  Yeah, because. Well, because women perceive
• 1:31:19
  that we're short because we're sitting, women perceive that
• 1:31:23
  we're short even though we're just sitting down all the time.
• 1:31:26
  But actually and then. 7 foot 2. Well, yeah, you, you didn't.
• 1:31:34
  You didn't know. And actually you didn't know
• 1:31:37
  that it would date us because in a standing room only situation,
• 1:31:43
  we always have a fucking seat for them.
• 1:31:46
  Yeah, yeah, that, that's true. Yeah, but they don't always want
• 1:31:50
  to sit on a big wooden peg. Well, I mean.
• 1:31:55
  I'll talk about that later. Well, I mean, you know, you say
• 1:32:00
  that, but they they do have. Some of them are freaky and wear
• 1:32:03
  short skirts Max. Yeah, he's not wrong.
• 1:32:12
  Yeah. Well, look fellas, what you got
• 1:32:17
  to be is 1. You got like talk to women.
• 1:32:21
  I've pointed this out before, and two.
• 1:32:22
  We both do. Two, be obviously super handsome
• 1:32:27
  like myself, but then three, be funny.
• 1:32:31
  That's the. That's the trick.
• 1:32:33
  Yes, that that's true too. Not everybody's, you know,
• 1:32:39
  cursed with these rock star good looks, Sam.
• 1:32:43
  Well, nobody. Nobody is quite as funny as, as
• 1:32:49
  you know, I am either. That's true.
• 1:32:53
  More funny looking well. Hold on.
• 1:32:56
  Except female comedians, am I right?
• 1:33:01
  They're the funniest thing ever. Speaking of female comedians,
• 1:33:04
  she didn't laugh once during Bill's monologue.
• 1:33:09
  Well, I mean, look at that dyke hair.
• 1:33:11
  You think she's going to laugh at anything ever?
• 1:33:15
  She might, probably, probably not.
• 1:33:18
  Look, I've known dykes that'll laugh at some shit, right?
• 1:33:21
  But they don't have hair like that.
• 1:33:23
  That I think that's the chick. Who?
• 1:33:25
  And they don't mind if you call him a dyke either.
• 1:33:28
  Yeah. That's how you can tell it for.
• 1:33:33
  2. Yeah, backs.
• 1:33:40
  And that's not all, the guy must also have a nice car and make
• 1:33:44
  over 100 KA year. OK, but you know how many 6 foot
• 1:33:48
  2 Grand Prix drivers are there? I know you've all been told that
• 1:33:54
  you can have it all and you're a queen and a lady boss and that
• 1:33:59
  bitch, but maybe your judgy ass is no prize either.
• 1:34:05
  And if you. And and if you jolt a guy for
• 1:34:14
  not thinking enough about Black Lives Matter, just tell me this.
• 1:34:18
  What have you actually done that made any more of a difference in
• 1:34:22
  any black life than what your inadequate ex fiance did?
• 1:34:26
  Well. I asked.
• 1:34:27
  Senator Adam Schiff here last week when the subject of Trump's
• 1:34:31
  sliding poll numbers came up OK, but how are the Democrats going
• 1:34:35
  to blow it this time? This is how posturing purity
• 1:34:40
  tests the politics of I unfriend you if you're not exactly with
• 1:34:44
  me 1000% Barack Obama used to preach that the perfect is the
• 1:34:49
  enemy of the good. Also also terrorism, Sam, let's
• 1:34:54
  not forget about all the terrorism.
• 1:34:56
  I also, well, I love. So this is where I have to
• 1:34:59
  criticize Bill here. I, I love how he, I love how the
• 1:35:03
  left is now like trying to like Mark, Mark Obama as like, oh,
• 1:35:09
  Obama was the moderate Democrat. And I'm like, I'm like really
• 1:35:16
  like as. Much.
• 1:35:19
  Window has shifted that much. Yeah, like.
• 1:35:23
  And also that Bush is like a hardcore Republican as well.
• 1:35:29
  Well. Like, you know, Bush was like
• 1:35:31
  the least like populist fucking Republican president I've, I've,
• 1:35:34
  I've seen in my lifetime, Granted there's only been
• 1:35:39
  Reagan, Bush and Trump in my lifetime.
• 1:35:43
  And oh, and Bush, Bush and Bush. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:49
  Both Bushes started a war in Iraq, so they're out.
• 1:35:54
  Reagan. I was too young and he's like
• 1:35:59
  Reagan. I'd give like AI'd give like AB
• 1:36:01
  because economically we did good.
• 1:36:03
  But foreign policy wise, I'm not a Reagan guy.
• 1:36:07
  Yeah, that fair. Oh, I'm a Trump guy then, by
• 1:36:11
  default. Because like, foreign policy
• 1:36:12
  wise, I'm on board with him. Maybe even more than
• 1:36:15
  economically. Yeah, well, and and well, and so
• 1:36:19
  going back to kind of the beginning of the show, foreign
• 1:36:22
  policy is where I give Trump like the highest marks.
• 1:36:26
  Yeah. And honestly, it's especially
• 1:36:29
  with like, I mean, Mike, I got a, you know, the.
• 1:36:35
  The only things that I take marks off for are domestic
• 1:36:37
  policies that he hasn't gotten through, not to say hasn't
• 1:36:42
  attempted or at least proposed. Yeah, or, or that he's at least
• 1:36:46
  getting started on, you know, like.
• 1:36:48
  I said it's like school choice is not set up yet so I could
• 1:36:53
  take points off for that, but he has started fucking with
• 1:36:57
  Department of Education so I can add points for that.
• 1:37:00
  You see like even the issues that aren't perfect a pluses
• 1:37:04
  tend towards he's trying. Yeah.
• 1:37:09
  That's why I said a minus, because there's effort.
• 1:37:13
  Exactly. Well, and, you know, and Linda
• 1:37:16
  McMahon more. Effort than we've seen in our
• 1:37:19
  lifetimes. And Linda McMahon?
• 1:37:22
  Let's be honest, she's still busy washing her hair.
• 1:37:27
  Well, look, Linda eats a lot of shit because she's Vince's wife.
• 1:37:34
  Where was I going with that? Well, because she had she had to
• 1:37:38
  for a while. It's part of the fucking job of
• 1:37:43
  being Vince's not even wife, just his girlfriend.
• 1:37:47
  You got to eat shit. God, big old plea to that shit.
• 1:37:54
  Stop the love of. All that.
• 1:37:59
  Cream. Notice she's never complained
• 1:38:04
  either. The other broad At least she
• 1:38:08
  complained. Linda's like delicious creamy
• 1:38:12
  shit. You're.
• 1:38:13
  An asshole. That's true, true magazine.
• 1:38:21
  All the all the you're just, you're just now noticing this
• 1:38:25
  after 20 years. That's right, I pulled the wool
• 1:38:29
  over her eyes all this time. Oh please, I've always known
• 1:38:32
  your asshole. Look what you did, yeah.
• 1:38:39
  She pulled it out of the hole Sam pulled.
• 1:38:41
  It out of the hole. You.
• 1:38:42
  Fucker. Well, I got to put it back in
• 1:38:43
  the hole then don't I put it back.
• 1:38:44
  In the. Hole shut.
• 1:38:47
  The fuck up in out. I'm not, yeah.
• 1:38:55
  I'm not even sure if I cannot, but if I could, if I if I could
• 1:39:00
  make a response without getting in trouble.
• 1:39:04
  It's the old in out there, Sam. The answer is no, Sam, you
• 1:39:07
  cannot. No.
• 1:39:09
  Yeah. So how about them Cowboys?
• 1:39:16
  Oh, Dallas. If they I I hear they did well
• 1:39:19
  in the in the NFL draft. No, I meant like the Cowboys out
• 1:39:24
  there. I heard they're fighting Indians
• 1:39:25
  and shit. We sent Thunder to the moon.
• 1:39:32
  Well, yeah, that that's, I mean. Look, are you telling me that
• 1:39:36
  me.tv's lying to me with the shows like The Rifleman
• 1:39:40
  depicting how it is out West? You telling me there ain't guys
• 1:39:45
  living on the range fighting off waves of engines?
• 1:39:49
  Yes. I mean that that was happening
• 1:39:53
  in the, you know, back. Then I told you, there you go.
• 1:39:56
  Not currently, no. I watched a documentary about it
• 1:40:00
  on me TV. Speaking of Cowboys though, you
• 1:40:05
  know modern day Cowboys are fighting off our cartels, which
• 1:40:09
  you can read about in my new Well, it's not so new anymore.
• 1:40:15
  It's the. Documentary was called The
• 1:40:16
  Rifleman Sam. A great show.
• 1:40:22
  That's right. Chuck Connors and Yeah, and you
• 1:40:31
  can read about modern Cowboys fighting their cartels in 19.
• 1:40:36
  See, there is Cowboys out there fighting Indian Sam.
• 1:40:39
  Everybody said I was crazy. You wrote a book about it.
• 1:40:42
  I did and you can find not probably.
• 1:40:47
  In the book, they're What? What cartel?
• 1:40:50
  Yeah, well, now they're called so now they're called sicarios.
• 1:40:55
  So yeah, so cowboy versus. But they still got the feathers
• 1:41:01
  right, the bows and arrows. Yeah, some of them.
• 1:41:08
  Based. Yeah, they're also, I mean, I
• 1:41:14
  don't think, I don't think the engines were smuggling cocaine,
• 1:41:21
  you know? Why are you bringing the
• 1:41:22
  Indians? And I'm talking about engines,
• 1:41:24
  Sam. Yeah, I don't think, I don't
• 1:41:27
  think the engines were smoking, were smuggling cocaine back in
• 1:41:33
  the day. You don't know that look.
• 1:41:36
  Where is it coming from? South America?
• 1:41:39
  They probably were. You know, I know that they were
• 1:41:41
  chewing on the coca leaves. That that's true.
• 1:41:46
  They were. They were doing that.
• 1:41:49
  Because that should get you high as fuck, but without all the
• 1:41:52
  like, cocaine problems. See the problem is what they did
• 1:41:56
  is they took that good shit from those leaves they were chewing
• 1:41:59
  on and they like scientifically made it into a super strong
• 1:42:03
  compound that will like be addictive to your butt.
• 1:42:05
  It's not healthy. But chewing on a coca leaf like
• 1:42:08
  you might get addicted to it by the way you get addicted to
• 1:42:10
  coffee. Which I mean, I know more is
• 1:42:15
  addicted to to coffee, so that is.
• 1:42:18
  What see, what I would do is I chew the coca leaf from this
• 1:42:21
  side, right? You got to have a little alkali
• 1:42:23
  to get it going. It's like a little bit of like
• 1:42:27
  smudge. It tastes like vinegar and then
• 1:42:29
  you and then the other side. You know what I mean is that's
• 1:42:33
  how I drink my coffee so I can mix them.
• 1:42:36
  More Morpheus, have you? Have you been chewing cocoa
• 1:42:39
  leaves? No, that would be highly
• 1:42:43
  illegal. Sir, I plead the 5th, Sir.
• 1:42:47
  Oh yeah, he pleads the 5th. But hypothetically, in
• 1:42:51
  Minecraft, actually, what? No in schedule one, because that
• 1:42:57
  game's about drugs. Yeah.
• 1:43:00
  Oh yeah, that is true. I still meaning to play that.
• 1:43:04
  I got a copy of it. Probably stream that you make a
• 1:43:08
  drug empire in like a Rick and Morty cartoon.
• 1:43:13
  Yeah, that that would that would be that would be a fun, you
• 1:43:16
  know, premium. I've been enslaving Pokémon Sam
• 1:43:20
  the new Pow world update. Well, of of course.
• 1:43:24
  Yeah, I didn't realize that there's a little Firefox deal
• 1:43:28
  and he's like, I can use him as a flamethrower and like, murder
• 1:43:32
  people. There was this one guy.
• 1:43:35
  He was sitting near my my base and he, I think he was like a
• 1:43:39
  quest NPC and I didn't like him sitting near my base, right,
• 1:43:45
  Because it said he was a trainer.
• 1:43:46
  And as far as I heard, in Pokémon you're supposed to fight
• 1:43:49
  them motherfuckers right? So I so I sicked my lizard on
• 1:43:52
  him and he started a fight and he called the cops like a bitch
• 1:43:57
  and these guys, level 40 officers showed up and shot me
• 1:44:00
  to death. But I managed to then get my
• 1:44:03
  revenge by murdering him with a flamethrower.
• 1:44:06
  And then the cops came and killed me again.
• 1:44:09
  I didn't realize POW world was like GTA.
• 1:44:13
  Well, you know, everyone's trying to clay, trying to clone
• 1:44:18
  GTA. There are there are there are
• 1:44:22
  there are freaking GTA clones in Roblox now from what I hear.
• 1:44:31
  Well, GTARP in particular, but that's actually a clone that
• 1:44:36
  comes from city life for Arma 2. That's for the old heads.
• 1:44:41
  Hey, if you want to see more Macs ancient contact, go check
• 1:44:45
  out devil dog gaming or devil dog gamer.
• 1:44:48
  Sorry, his playthrough of city life 2 on Arma three.
• 1:44:52
  I'm all over that shit. That was good times.
• 1:44:55
  Basically same thing. It's like a a city where you can
• 1:44:59
  there's jobs, you can legitimately do jobs.
• 1:45:02
  There's cops, like people playing as cops, you have to
• 1:45:05
  role play and then you can also be a criminal.
• 1:45:09
  And that that game mode has become quite popular with young
• 1:45:15
  people over the years. It's.
• 1:45:18
  There's also like Gary's mod had some variations of the same
• 1:45:21
  idea. Oh yeah?
• 1:45:24
  Well. It's a very community driven
• 1:45:25
  thing. So even in GTA5 it's actually a
• 1:45:29
  mod. It's not officially sanctioned,
• 1:45:34
  but I bet you anything they're going to have a mode like that
• 1:45:37
  in GTA6 or they're going to work it into their online mode
• 1:45:40
  somehow to have similar shit like like legal jobs and ways
• 1:45:44
  you can be a cop. They're definitely going to
• 1:45:46
  build all that. That's why they like delayed it
• 1:45:48
  so long I think because they discovered GTARP is like not
• 1:45:52
  even just with like people like us, like celebrities love GTARP.
• 1:45:56
  They have their own servers and shit.
• 1:45:57
  It's like super popular but but Rockstar is not getting a cut
• 1:46:01
  off of it because it's mods. Right.
• 1:46:04
  And so obviously they're going to, you know, they're going to
• 1:46:07
  try and cash calve this thing. Take 2 isn't Take 2 has noticed
• 1:46:12
  it, and Take 2 isn't going to be like, yeah, you know what?
• 1:46:14
  Don't put in all these other monetization options that
• 1:46:17
  clearly make a ton of money and let the fans do it.
• 1:46:21
  Yeah, right. But I have a feeling, I have a
• 1:46:25
  feeling if you're looking for GTA6 to have a competent single
• 1:46:29
  player mode and then also a similar online mode with more
• 1:46:34
  shit in it than GTA5, I think that's what we're going to get.
• 1:46:38
  To be honest with you. I don't.
• 1:46:40
  I wouldn't expect like people were expecting GTA5 to have DLC
• 1:46:45
  expansions and it never came. I wouldn't expect any of those
• 1:46:49
  for six either. The single player story you get
• 1:46:51
  is probably what you're going to get.
• 1:46:53
  They'll work more story into the online mode just like they did
• 1:46:56
  with five because it pays money like you might not like that as
• 1:46:59
  a gamer, but it fucking it made them so much money and I did
• 1:47:03
  like it actually. GTA Online.
• 1:47:05
  I have all the shit y'all want to see some of the shit you're
• 1:47:08
  like, I don't know how to play the game.
• 1:47:09
  I couldn't get all that the story content.
• 1:47:11
  I'll take you for a ride through all of it.
• 1:47:13
  I own all of it and I am. I ain't.
• 1:47:15
  It's not paid to win because I've never sunk any money into
• 1:47:18
  this game except initial payment.
• 1:47:21
  The GTA I mean the. GTA.
• 1:47:24
  Five, the GTA5 story mode was was pretty.
• 1:47:32
  Yeah, it was great beginning, middle and end, right?
• 1:47:36
  Even gave you sort of a choice at the end, although it's either
• 1:47:39
  you pick to kill one of your Bros or you fucking kill the
• 1:47:43
  feds. And obviously most people are
• 1:47:44
  going to pick the feds, right? Yeah, well, I mean you, you
• 1:47:49
  can't kill, you can't call Trevor.
• 1:47:53
  I did. I killed Trevor.
• 1:47:57
  I did kill Trevor. I did kill Trevor off in one
• 1:48:00
  play through. Yeah, that was, I only played
• 1:48:03
  the entire game one time and I killed Trevor at the end because
• 1:48:06
  I was like, yo, he's fucking nuts.
• 1:48:09
  And he killed Johnny at the beginning of the game and that
• 1:48:12
  pissed me off. Yeah.
• 1:48:15
  I liked Johnny, all right. I liked fucking.
• 1:48:19
  Oh my God, was GTA4 lost in the dam?
• 1:48:24
  The loss in the dam was great and he was the main protagonist
• 1:48:27
  of that shit. And Trevor kills him in his
• 1:48:29
  first scene. Yeah, he turb stomps him to
• 1:48:32
  death after fucking his girlfriend.
• 1:48:34
  They cocked Johnny to the worst degree possible and I remembered
• 1:48:38
  that shit. So yeah, I killed Trevor.
• 1:48:40
  But then you can go back and play the final mission
• 1:48:42
  differently if you want. But I've sunk way more time into
• 1:48:45
  the online mode. Sam, I have the biker DLC, all
• 1:48:48
  that shit. I got a cool club.
• 1:48:51
  I got a nuclear submarine. I got a doomsday bunker.
• 1:48:54
  I got an arm smuggling operation.
• 1:48:56
  I have every drug you can imagine running somewhere or
• 1:48:59
  another. I have a nightclub that puts all
• 1:49:01
  the money together to give me extra money.
• 1:49:04
  And that's where I get my PCP supply from.
• 1:49:08
  That's right, you get it from Gay Tony's nightclub that we set
• 1:49:11
  up down in the Docks District. That's right.
• 1:49:15
  Hell yeah. And I got a casino and well, I
• 1:49:19
  don't own the casino, but the I do own an arcade Sam with actual
• 1:49:24
  arcade games made just for GTA that aren't in the single player
• 1:49:27
  game. You won't come see my arcade
• 1:49:29
  motherfucker. I got cool games.
• 1:49:31
  Like I have expensive games. And that's because from the
• 1:49:35
  arcade, underneath is your secret base to rob the casino
• 1:49:39
  with. And you get to make your
• 1:49:40
  different plans. You can go in hot, you can go in
• 1:49:43
  stealthy, you can use gadgets, you have to do a bunch of
• 1:49:47
  missions to set it up. And do you know how many times
• 1:49:50
  me and Shmuli have robbed that casino bro?
• 1:49:55
  And with the nuclear sub I now own a private like almost
• 1:49:59
  Epstein island type place that you can rob.
• 1:50:04
  Based. Yeah.
• 1:50:06
  And I got a yacht. Well, no, you kill the guy,
• 1:50:09
  obviously he's like running a pedophile operation.
• 1:50:12
  So the end of The thing is you kill him, but you can repeat the
• 1:50:14
  mission, just like the casino mission to make money.
• 1:50:17
  You make so much fucking money in the in the island 1.
• 1:50:20
  You can do solo if you're decent at the game, but me and shmooly
• 1:50:25
  as a team in GTA. We are man, there's this one
• 1:50:29
  time. I know I have a clip of it
• 1:50:31
  somewhere Sam, where we, we, we jihaded some other players.
• 1:50:36
  We fucking put we, we had a helicopter because I can just
• 1:50:39
  buy a like I get to spawn a helicopter.
• 1:50:41
  I got all the shit right and I I put all this C4 on it right And
• 1:50:48
  we flew it into this guy's fucking limo while he was
• 1:50:50
  transporting drugs and we were like Akbar.
• 1:50:55
  And then I set off the explosives right when we hit the
• 1:50:57
  limo. So funny.
• 1:51:02
  This other time a hacker whose name was the N word took me into
• 1:51:08
  a secret strip club under the map that exists and then tried
• 1:51:13
  to give me all this money and I told him I didn't want to take
• 1:51:15
  it in case they banned me. Shout out to shout out to 420 N
• 1:51:21
  word black guy man on GTA Online.
• 1:51:25
  I'm sure he's not banned. His character model was like
• 1:51:30
  racist Sam. It wasn't even something you'd
• 1:51:33
  find in the game. And he was smoking a blunt and
• 1:51:37
  he had like a voice mod on to make him sound black, but it was
• 1:51:40
  clearly like a young white guy. But he asked me to get in it.
• 1:51:46
  Shmuley was there. He'll tell you.
• 1:51:47
  He asked me to get in his car. And I was like, I cool.
• 1:51:51
  And then he, like, teleported us into a strip club under the map
• 1:51:54
  where the NPCS are constantly stripping.
• 1:51:58
  And it like, apparently this is like a developer's room, which I
• 1:52:02
  guess that makes sense. Like if you're like the game
• 1:52:07
  moderators or whatever, you have your.
• 1:52:09
  Own. Yeah.
• 1:52:10
  Why not it be the strip club I guess, but I mean.
• 1:52:14
  Why not? And then he and then he spawned
• 1:52:17
  a fucking yacht out of the sky and dropped it in the middle of
• 1:52:21
  the map on everybody like an act of God.
• 1:52:26
  It was pretty epic. Say you know there's a mod for
• 1:52:31
  GTA5 for the single player that will like randomly do something
• 1:52:36
  chaotic every 30 seconds. Have you ever seen that?
• 1:52:38
  Yeah, yeah, I've seen videos of of that, yeah.
• 1:52:43
  GTA5 is a hell of a game so I I do have high hopes for GTA6I
• 1:52:47
  honestly think they're just going to tone some of the the
• 1:52:50
  the gay stuff that they've done in the past down and that's
• 1:52:53
  about all I expect them to do. I don't expect it to be woke at
• 1:52:56
  all. It doesn't look woke from any of
• 1:52:58
  the trailers. If you think.
• 1:53:00
  That having a girl main character is woke.
• 1:53:03
  It's got a guy and a girl. As I understand it.
• 1:53:05
  You switch between the two. I think that's dope.
• 1:53:08
  I was I was saying this to Maxine when we were watching it.
• 1:53:10
  It's like a Bonnie and Clyde deal.
• 1:53:12
  Yeah, yeah, that, that, yeah, that's the, that's the immediate
• 1:53:15
  vibe I I got. Yeah, yeah, I'm into that.
• 1:53:22
  Yeah, A female playable character when you have multiple
• 1:53:25
  characters you can play as, doesn't seem like a big deal to
• 1:53:27
  me. And if you want to do a created
• 1:53:29
  character, that's what the online mode is for, right?
• 1:53:33
  So I don't see a problem with that.
• 1:53:37
  I don't think they're going to have like comedic trannies is
• 1:53:40
  the big thing because they did in GTA5 and they took them out
• 1:53:43
  recently and that's OK because like after a while they're
• 1:53:48
  annoying anyway, you know what I mean?
• 1:53:51
  The first time you see it, it's funny.
• 1:53:52
  But if you're playing like 300 hours of GTA Online, I don't
• 1:53:56
  care. Like they yell gay shit at you.
• 1:53:58
  It's it gets old. So I'm not actually that mad
• 1:54:03
  about it. I'm more mad that they killed
• 1:54:08
  Lamar off in the recent update. There's a mission where you can
• 1:54:11
  kill Lamar. Like fuck that.
• 1:54:13
  Like bro, Lamar is anyway. What are we talking about Sam?
• 1:54:19
  Politics. Trump's first one and date.
• 1:54:23
  I think. Which I think we we pretty much
• 1:54:26
  covered. Mitcha Baron plays GTA Online.
• 1:54:31
  Oh, I oh, I'm sure he. I'm sure he does.
• 1:54:34
  No, maybe that's what Kanye is playing on the Steam Deck.
• 1:54:37
  I just thought of that. Go ahead, go.
• 1:54:40
  Ahead Oh, Speaking of Speaking of games, and you know, so
• 1:54:45
  apparently, like people are shocked that The Last of Us
• 1:54:51
  season 2 of the HBO series is the is bad.
• 1:54:58
  The game was reportedly bad, so yeah dude.
• 1:55:02
  Abby gets. Pregnant.
• 1:55:04
  And then the main. The main.
• 1:55:05
  Girl that everyone likes or whatever goes.
• 1:55:07
  I'm going to be a dad. What the?
• 1:55:09
  Fuck. Clips.
• 1:55:12
  Of it. And I was like, Jesus fucking
• 1:55:14
  Christ, what did? They.
• 1:55:15
  Do. I'm.
• 1:55:16
  Gonna be but but I am. I am going to say the actress.
• 1:55:20
  They got to play Abby in the show.
• 1:55:23
  Pretty cute. Really.
• 1:55:25
  Oh, there's A to a potato. Well, maybe he likes potatoes.
• 1:55:31
  We know that. We know that JF likes.
• 1:55:34
  Potatoes. Abby is cute, not Ali.
• 1:55:36
  Do you like your potatoes baked? Sometimes Abby.
• 1:55:40
  OK, Yeah, Ellie. Yeah, no, not not not not not
• 1:55:44
  not Ellie there, I think Abby. OK, cool.
• 1:55:47
  Stop. Check.
• 1:55:47
  Ellie is. The one.
• 1:55:49
  What potato? Oh, Ellie looks like a potato.
• 1:55:52
  Well, the thing what is is like the the actress who plays Abby
• 1:55:56
  in the HBO show actually looks more like Ellie in the in the
• 1:56:01
  game. Imagine ever having played this
• 1:56:05
  game. Sorry, I'm trying to put myself.
• 1:56:10
  No, I I know people like the main broad and the dude with the
• 1:56:14
  guitar and they got really defensive that he got beat to
• 1:56:18
  death in the second game, which I think is actually kind of
• 1:56:21
  funny to be honest with you. That they that they like, they
• 1:56:25
  purposely traumatize their own audience.
• 1:56:27
  I do find that funny. What I don't find funny is Last
• 1:56:30
  of Us Part 2 is the one with the gay butt sex right?
• 1:56:34
  Yes. Yes, so he it's not even a like
• 1:56:37
  beat around the Bush type. I like I've asked Sam a couple
• 1:56:40
  questions tonight that he was like, I don't really know how to
• 1:56:42
  answer it. But this one it's like, Oh yeah,
• 1:56:43
  that's the one with the gay butt sex.
• 1:56:45
  Of course it is. Well, the other thing too is
• 1:56:49
  like the gay butt sex scene comes, I'm not kidding, like
• 1:56:54
  only two or three missions after Joe gets beaten to death.
• 1:56:59
  So it's literally let's tronize the audience and beat the main
• 1:57:04
  protagons to. Death.
• 1:57:06
  Pornography. Wow.
• 1:57:08
  Yeah, yeah. So.
• 1:57:10
  That's almost like a me bit. It's Oh my God.
• 1:57:20
  Yeah, no. Character here gay butt sex.
• 1:57:25
  It's no, it's literally it's literally murder.
• 1:57:28
  It's literally murder and then gay four dog.
• 1:57:31
  Wait, as I understand it, you do the murder right?
• 1:57:36
  Like you play as Abby while she beats Joel to death, correct?
• 1:57:41
  Yeah, so no, so here. So here's the so here's, so
• 1:57:45
  here's kind of the in a weird way it is.
• 1:57:48
  It is funny in a sick way. So you start off as LA for the
• 1:57:53
  first, you start off as LA for the first half, for the first
• 1:57:57
  half of the game. The classic, The classic Metal
• 1:58:01
  Gear Solid 2, where you play a snake at the very beginning and
• 1:58:06
  then it switches on you. Yeah.
• 1:58:08
  Yeah, yes, yes, yes. So you literally, so you see
• 1:58:13
  Joel die the first time and then gave pornography and that's and
• 1:58:18
  as if not that's and as if not that's not traumatizing enough
• 1:58:23
  for the player. Then you do.
• 1:58:25
  Switch and then go back in time sort of, and then play as her
• 1:58:31
  beating Joel to death. Yes.
• 1:58:33
  And then more gay pornography. What does it skip the gay
• 1:58:39
  pornography the second time? Well, with her, you with her,
• 1:58:44
  you have straight, you know, so it's not like it's not gay
• 1:58:48
  pornography, but it is just like pornography.
• 1:58:51
  OK so it doesn't rehash the gay butt sex, just more porn.
• 1:58:56
  Yes. So the the what I'm getting here
• 1:58:59
  is he goes murder porn. You murder you porn.
• 1:59:06
  Yes, yes. And then you fight zombie and
• 1:59:10
  then somewhere in between you fight zombies basically.
• 1:59:15
  Gotcha. Oh there's zombies?
• 1:59:18
  What the fuck? Why is nobody mentioned a zombie
• 1:59:21
  up till this point? Thankfully you don't.
• 1:59:24
  You don't porn with. All I hear.
• 1:59:25
  About is murder and butt sex Sam.
• 1:59:30
  What do you? Want sex with the zombie man?
• 1:59:33
  What? What is what?
• 1:59:34
  Sex with the zombie. That's a good twist.
• 1:59:39
  Well, it might be a bad twist because it's a zombie and you'll
• 1:59:41
  twist it's torso off while you. Now the.
• 1:59:55
  Question. Is of course.
• 1:59:57
  You see, my bad. But do you stop fucking them and
• 2:00:03
  help put the torso? Back.
• 2:00:04
  No, you finish. All right.
• 2:00:08
  Well, you know, I'm I'm not sure.
• 2:00:10
  You'll be all right. For a minute, don't worry about
• 2:00:13
  it. There, there's some you know.
• 2:00:17
  You'll be you'll be all right. I need to finish.
• 2:00:20
  I'm not. Well, more, I mean.
• 2:00:23
  And that is The Last of Us Season 2.
• 2:00:28
  Yeah. Everyone's getting everyone's
• 2:00:37
  getting mad at the everyone's getting mad at the last just
• 2:00:39
  we're over here making gay. We're over here and choking you
• 2:00:42
  out the. Gay pornography in zombies.
• 2:00:46
  Gay zombie pornography has to be a market.
• 2:00:51
  There's a market for everything. That's right.
• 2:00:54
  You know. You know, Max, I, I hate to say
• 2:00:57
  it, but like you know, there probably already is because Rule
• 2:01:03
  34 is a. Well, you know there's a gay
• 2:01:05
  porn about Jesus they made in the 70s, right?
• 2:01:09
  Seven. I've never, I've never seen it,
• 2:01:12
  but I know it. I know it exists.
• 2:01:16
  Yeah, it's called him and we know it.
• 2:01:20
  Yeah, yeah, we know it played it porn theaters in the 70s for
• 2:01:23
  sure. And people had very like strong
• 2:01:26
  opinions about it either way. And it and then it and then it's
• 2:01:31
  gone because back in those days they would like they would like
• 2:01:34
  reuse the reels for the gay porn films because they didn't have
• 2:01:37
  much money. So it's likely never to surface
• 2:01:40
  again. But it's amazing that like,
• 2:01:42
  think about that. Somebody put a budget down.
• 2:01:45
  Somebody, somebody was willing to be the cast, the crew,
• 2:01:49
  cameraman, makeup people, fluffers, all that shit for a
• 2:01:53
  gay porn that is supposed supposedly a serious depiction
• 2:01:57
  of the life of Jesus with with porn scenes where he fucks
• 2:02:00
  dudes. You know, like, I like coming up
• 2:02:06
  with being in the writer room for that and like.
• 2:02:09
  I doubt there was much of a writer's room.
• 2:02:15
  Well, a pitch room that that I would not.
• 2:02:19
  Yeah, but think of the poor Jizz Mopper for that pitch room.
• 2:02:29
  And you? Had the balls to like, you know
• 2:02:33
  what, yeah, I'm going to make this.
• 2:02:35
  I'm going to make the gay Jesus porn film.
• 2:02:37
  And they did it and they screamed it for people and God
• 2:02:44
  damn, you know, like that's, that's a thing that happened.
• 2:02:50
  And then people get mad when Trump makes the fucking meme
• 2:02:54
  with the Pope and then Sam goes away 'cause he's super mad about
• 2:03:01
  that. Oh, actually, actually Rumble.
• 2:03:06
  Actually, Rumble was like. Rumble, like you guys enough.
• 2:03:12
  OK, you've made some horrific jokes tonight.
• 2:03:17
  The top ten list was atrocious. You're supposed to talk about
• 2:03:22
  politics or something. Here we are joking about gay
• 2:03:26
  zombies. Which we which we did, we did.
• 2:03:32
  I was thinking though if the torso fell off that'd be a big
• 2:03:35
  like deal breaker kind of. But what if this is the head?
• 2:03:38
  Or like one of the arms, anyway. It's a matter of how much the
• 2:03:45
  torso fell off. Well, I guess it depends on the
• 2:03:48
  zombie rules, like whether they can put their limbs back on or
• 2:03:51
  not, you know? Yeah.
• 2:03:56
  Because if they can't, then it's a lost cause already.
• 2:03:59
  Why are you going to stop? Finish first, then help the
• 2:04:03
  zombie. Yeah, if they, well, if they
• 2:04:06
  can, then maybe you should help them just so like maybe there's
• 2:04:11
  a timer on it. But if you could just put them
• 2:04:12
  on whatever, then yeah. Yeah.
• 2:04:20
  Yeah, now it's. I guess it would be like good
• 2:04:24
  etiquette to help them like pick their arm up though, huh?
• 2:04:28
  Oh, oh, of course. You know, if you if you didn't,
• 2:04:31
  that would be. Having gay butt sex with a
• 2:04:33
  zombie. You're going to pay attention to
• 2:04:35
  the end. Gay Gay butt sex with a zombie
• 2:04:37
  more than once? Sure.
• 2:04:41
  That's right. Well, there's got to be a code,
• 2:04:43
  you know. These are these are the types of
• 2:04:47
  serious of serious topical issues that we cover on the
• 2:04:51
  whip. Hey.
• 2:04:53
  He didn't make a show about gay zombie butt sex OK HBO did.
• 2:04:59
  We're just talking about it. That's true.
• 2:05:02
  But no, here's one thing I will say.
• 2:05:05
  You gay pornography is hot Sam. HBO knows it.
• 2:05:08
  They got a gay pornography butt sex show.
• 2:05:11
  Here's one thing I will. Say about has a lot of those,
• 2:05:14
  don't they? Yeah.
• 2:05:16
  Yeah, see, they know what sells. Gay fucking butt sex shows or
• 2:05:21
  shows with floppy wieners. Why is it every time I watch a
• 2:05:27
  show made by HBO there's Dicks out but none of them are hard?
• 2:05:33
  Blame George RR Martin. For that predates that shit.
• 2:05:37
  Hey, like you look at some of the older shit Oz, there's some
• 2:05:40
  floppy Dicks all over Ah Oz a great show and you understand
• 2:05:44
  why there's some floppy Dicks, but.
• 2:05:51
  And now and now Rumble decided to shut out Max.
• 2:05:56
  That's right, because they don't want me exposing the floppy Dick
• 2:05:59
  conspiracy, Sam. What it is?
• 2:06:07
  Is if they show you enough floppy Dicks that you'll be
• 2:06:12
  comfortable with that so that they can put chemicals in the
• 2:06:17
  water to turn the friggin frogs gay.
• 2:06:21
  So it is, so it's H It's not the, it's not the Bush's fault.
• 2:06:25
  It's all HB OS fault. Right.
• 2:06:28
  Both because, well, I mean, HBO is just a part of the conspiracy
• 2:06:37
  with the lizard man and the snake people and probably the
• 2:06:42
  underwater amphibians too now. It's well, you know, and.
• 2:06:55
  That's why they hide Sam is because they have this mega city
• 2:06:58
  underwater. And all that is still was game
• 2:07:03
  then. You guys thought the Last of Us
• 2:07:08
  was going to be good if you thought the Last of Us, not you,
• 2:07:11
  but like if you thought the Last of Us was going to be good.
• 2:07:16
  Seriously, in this day and age, don't assume anything's going to
• 2:07:21
  be good until after it comes out and like you get a confirmed
• 2:07:24
  source. Well, all I can say is at least
• 2:07:27
  they were accurate to the source material.
• 2:07:29
  What? What?
• 2:07:30
  What are we assuming that's good?
• 2:07:32
  Oh, I was just laughing at anybody that assumed that The
• 2:07:34
  Last of Us would be good, especially season 2, because
• 2:07:41
  like, obviously that was it's it literally, we, we outlined the
• 2:07:46
  plot. It's murder, gay butt sex.
• 2:07:52
  You do the murder and then you do the sex, but not gay.
• 2:08:00
  That's that's a hell of a story. And then they were going to do
• 2:08:07
  Part 3 in the game but Part 2 bombed so hard that they like
• 2:08:11
  signed to. Cancel.
• 2:08:14
  But but they're going to do season 3 in in the show
• 2:08:18
  supposedly. So they get to continue with
• 2:08:22
  with with without source material.
• 2:08:24
  Well. Full of gay butt sex.
• 2:08:27
  Well, well, what what's what's funny about that?
• 2:08:30
  Morpheus is, judging from what I'm seeing, HBO is not like
• 2:08:37
  they've lost. They've lost viewers for the
• 2:08:42
  last season 2. So HBO might even say, yeah, no,
• 2:08:47
  we're, you know, we, we might, we got some real stinkers, but
• 2:08:53
  we're not doing we're not doing this again.
• 2:08:56
  So. Oh my God, you think there will
• 2:08:58
  be gay zombie butt sex in Fallout season 2?
• 2:09:04
  They got zombies. I mean was, I mean, was there
• 2:09:08
  was there in the game? Because I mean, if so, then,
• 2:09:13
  well, you're not. Totally butt sex up some of the
• 2:09:16
  zombies in the Fallout franchise if you were so inclined.
• 2:09:22
  Are you? Ghouls.
• 2:09:26
  I mean I, I mean I never, I never did that.
• 2:09:29
  So I don't. Know no, but it's possible for
• 2:09:31
  you as a dude in a Fallout game to fuck a dude who's a ghoul,
• 2:09:37
  Yes. Oh, well then, then Hollywood,
• 2:09:40
  obviously they'll they'll take that route because.
• 2:09:43
  Right. It is possible for you to do
• 2:09:45
  this. So that should be the entire
• 2:09:49
  premise of the show. Well, obviously then that's.
• 2:09:52
  What people love about Fallout Sam is fucking ghouls when
• 2:09:55
  they're gay. I mean, I know that's what
• 2:09:59
  everybody played it for, right? I mean, I played it for like.
• 2:10:04
  Does anybody actually like the romances in a Bethesda game
• 2:10:08
  ever? Never.
• 2:10:11
  No. They're always so cringe.
• 2:10:15
  I really like romances and any RPG to be honest.
• 2:10:20
  Cyberpunk with what's her face was all right.
• 2:10:24
  The only option you have is a straight dude.
• 2:10:27
  Pan Am. Pan Am, Pan Am and and V as a
• 2:10:32
  straight couple, if you play it right, is actually pretty well
• 2:10:35
  written in in subtle. Yeah, it.
• 2:10:38
  Is cyberpunk handled their? I don't know about any of the
• 2:10:41
  other relationships cause one was if you're a gay dude and the
• 2:10:44
  other one was a dyke or whatever and then there was a tranny.
• 2:10:46
  But if you pick the one heterosexual option, it's a
• 2:10:49
  pretty good story, and it actually ties right into the
• 2:10:52
  ending too. Which, which in my mind is kind
• 2:10:56
  of the Canon ending. I, I know everyone loves the
• 2:10:59
  idea of, you know, giving the body over to Johnny, but that is
• 2:11:04
  kind of a Dick move. That's definitely a Dick.
• 2:11:06
  Move, right? I rode off with Pan Am into the
• 2:11:08
  sunset knowing VS going to die in six months because he gets
• 2:11:11
  his happy ending. As did.
• 2:11:14
  I so did I although although there is a possibility to.
• 2:11:17
  Think first play through anyway. I think I think the majority of
• 2:11:20
  people chose that option the first time through.
• 2:11:23
  Although there isn't, there is a possibility if you believe that
• 2:11:27
  that's cannon, that he's not going to die because the, the
• 2:11:31
  the avocados, which are used to purposely mispronounce as
• 2:11:35
  avocados just to piss, just to piss people off.
• 2:11:40
  But the the avocado clan, as I like to call all of them,
• 2:11:47
  supposedly had ways to like fix the the.
• 2:11:54
  Yeah, I know they added the DLCI, haven't played and all
• 2:11:57
  that, but I just go with that. That was my Caden ending.
• 2:12:02
  And I was just pointing out that I think that that romance was
• 2:12:04
  handled well. I think the Witcher can handle.
• 2:12:08
  It's a little bit OK, but it's also the Witcher loves its sex
• 2:12:12
  scenes man. It's it's, it's better than
• 2:12:14
  most, but yeah. The The Witcher The Witcher
• 2:12:17
  takes away your consent as a player and I don't like that.
• 2:12:23
  Yeah. Because if given a choice, I
• 2:12:26
  usually don't pursue a romantic option in any video game, and
• 2:12:28
  The Witcher takes away your choice in that several times
• 2:12:31
  throughout the whole franchise. Yeah, that, yeah, that is true.
• 2:12:36
  You guys don't care, I do. You know what I mean?
• 2:12:40
  I can see that take. Because I try if I'm trying to
• 2:12:43
  play a game as I would fucking play it morally to see how the
• 2:12:46
  story plays out most of the time.
• 2:12:48
  That's my first play through and so morally I would reject these
• 2:12:52
  Broads. Yeah, although, although,
• 2:12:55
  although, although you, you say that, but then you always play
• 2:13:00
  The Old Republic, where you always play as a.
• 2:13:05
  Well that's not my first playthrough, that's like my 8th
• 2:13:09
  playthrough of the Old Republic. I I thought, I thought.
• 2:13:15
  There's some of the newer content I hadn't played before,
• 2:13:18
  but I figured then I'm committed to the bit, right?
• 2:13:21
  I have other characters I could go back and play them on as a
• 2:13:23
  goody goody. I was just, it actually plays
• 2:13:26
  better if you're super evil throughout the because you're
• 2:13:28
  trying to become the Emperor and the Emperor that's there, He's
• 2:13:31
  like, not like you're the commander of both the Alliance
• 2:13:35
  and the Sith. Yeah, I know that.
• 2:13:38
  Yeah. That that is, that is, and so.
• 2:13:40
  I just chose to stay a Sith because I could.
• 2:13:43
  I could have turned, but it seemed stupid at that point.
• 2:13:45
  Regardless, Sam, I made one evil playthrough.
• 2:13:48
  It's all you think of. I'm telling you, every time I
• 2:13:50
  play a game, I play as the ultra goody goody hero the first time.
• 2:13:54
  No, no, I know. I know, I know.
• 2:13:56
  But also but also I don't care for romance options in games.
• 2:14:00
  Whether that's my like that has nothing to do with role play.
• 2:14:03
  I don't care for them, I think they're cringe.
• 2:14:06
  Yeah, yeah, they, they, they are, they are cringe.
• 2:14:11
  I don't know. They seem to think everybody,
• 2:14:12
  everybody, that's what they talk about.
• 2:14:15
  That's why I don't want to play Baldur's Gate 3 is because as I
• 2:14:18
  understand it, there was a bug in the original versions where
• 2:14:21
  the bot that your companions were like ultra horny for you
• 2:14:24
  and they just like they discovered that they was maybe
• 2:14:27
  turned up way too high and they left it that way on purpose
• 2:14:30
  because people like it. Well, I don't like it.
• 2:14:34
  Yeah. And then yeah, and that, and
• 2:14:37
  that's one of the reasons why I haven't played Boulder Skate 3.
• 2:14:42
  And I'm a super fan of Baldur's Gate one and two, by the way,
• 2:14:46
  way more than like you might say you are.
• 2:14:48
  But I'm I played in 1996, I waited in line to get Baldur's
• 2:14:52
  Gate 3's expand, I mean Baldur's Gate One's expansion, Tales of
• 2:14:55
  the Sword Coast. And in 2001 I waited in line
• 2:14:58
  again to get the original release on my mega PC of
• 2:15:02
  Baldur's Gate 2 and played through like 200 hours of that
• 2:15:06
  campaign when it came out, and I've played it several times
• 2:15:09
  since then. Good, evil, whatever.
• 2:15:11
  It plays very differently each time, and the fact that they
• 2:15:14
  made the IT all about sexing up your companions in the third
• 2:15:17
  game makes me so turned off by it that I just don't want to
• 2:15:20
  play it. Yeah, I, I, I can, I can
• 2:15:23
  understand that for sure. That's not what the other ones
• 2:15:26
  were about actually. Your companions as a romance
• 2:15:29
  option was not even really you that much of a thing.
• 2:15:34
  Yeah, it is. It is weird to me that they make
• 2:15:37
  like romance mechanics like such a integral part of.
• 2:15:41
  Because of Dragon Age and Mass Effect, it worked.
• 2:15:43
  It brought in like a casual audience.
• 2:15:46
  And then they blame the the the gamers for being gooners and not
• 2:15:49
  the fucking does. Yeah, it's like you brought in a
• 2:15:52
  casual audience of gooners that like that shit.
• 2:15:55
  Of course they like that shit. Now you're mad they like that
• 2:15:58
  shit. Well, I don't like that shit.
• 2:16:01
  You could have kept doing the old shit like you did it before,
• 2:16:04
  and I would have liked it a lot. Dragon Age is where I started
• 2:16:07
  Draw. Actually.
• 2:16:08
  I never played the third one because I felt that the second
• 2:16:10
  one got a bit aggressive about that stuff.
• 2:16:14
  Yeah. Like I don't know if it's a
• 2:16:17
  fucking fantasy RPG, why can't my fantasy be?
• 2:16:20
  I ain't into any of these hosts, right?
• 2:16:26
  That that. Well, that is the other weird
• 2:16:28
  thing too. Is like I I have you have to.
• 2:16:31
  Pick a waifu, right? Well, no, it is.
• 2:16:35
  It is weird because like I, I have tried to play some of these
• 2:16:38
  RPGs. Where waifu simulator?
• 2:16:42
  Where like you just don't pick a romance option at all and they
• 2:16:45
  still force you to pick one to progress again.
• 2:16:50
  Yeah, they you're. Expecting into the bear Gay sex
• 2:16:55
  in bulldozed gate 3. Oh yeah?
• 2:17:00
  Well. That one is like a super
• 2:17:04
  specific fucking series of choices, so I'll give it that.
• 2:17:08
  There's one in Baldur's Gate 3 that's not though you if you
• 2:17:11
  walk into a certain location, there's two ogres having sex
• 2:17:15
  that happened regardless of whatever.
• 2:17:18
  And it's played for comedy, which I actually think is funny.
• 2:17:24
  And then the gay, gay bear sex thing.
• 2:17:26
  Hey, if you choose the Druid guy and then also choose to convince
• 2:17:29
  him to be a bear and then have sex with you, you really wanted
• 2:17:34
  that. So I don't actually have a
• 2:17:35
  problem with that. What my problem is, is that
• 2:17:38
  they're constantly trying to initiate romance with you to
• 2:17:41
  where you have to reject them. Oh yeah, I agree.
• 2:17:45
  I shouldn't have to do that. I should have to pursue them.
• 2:17:48
  It should be. The Yale is very, very obvious
• 2:17:50
  in that game. Yeah, and and and and none of
• 2:17:54
  their shit's good writing, good romance.
• 2:17:56
  It's I don't know, it's not for me.
• 2:17:59
  So yeah, I I'm just turned off by all the romance options in
• 2:18:02
  all the games all the time. Except the one notable exception
• 2:18:06
  I will point to of Pan Am as well as I did enjoy at least my
• 2:18:10
  version of Henry and Teresa in Kingdom Come.
• 2:18:16
  Which sucks because in the sequel they say she cheated on
• 2:18:19
  you regardless. That's dumb.
• 2:18:21
  Yeah, Teresa wouldn't do that. No, not after I saved her from
• 2:18:28
  getting raped. If if anything, it would be
• 2:18:30
  Henry that cheats, not Teresa. Yeah, exactly.
• 2:18:34
  Yeah. I don't like that as a choice
• 2:18:37
  stylistically, but hey, you know that does happen though.
• 2:18:41
  But at least if you only play the first game you can have a
• 2:18:44
  happy ending. With Teresa.
• 2:18:45
  You have to have a happy start though.
• 2:18:47
  If you let her get raped, you're kind of an asshole if you pursue
• 2:18:49
  her as a relationship after that.
• 2:18:51
  Facts. Also, if you tell her that you
• 2:18:57
  let her get raped, she doesn't even seem to care.
• 2:19:01
  Yeah, that that pissed me off. And, and, and the first one.
• 2:19:04
  Yeah, she should. She should at least get pissed
• 2:19:06
  off. Yeah, that's, that's a downer
• 2:19:09
  because like, you know, if you were following the story and you
• 2:19:12
  felt about the story at all, you would probably feel compelled to
• 2:19:15
  tell her, right. Especially when it leads you
• 2:19:17
  towards confessing and going on a pilgrimage and kind of
• 2:19:20
  converting later in the game. So you would you would have to
• 2:19:24
  tell her if you were playing it right?
• 2:19:27
  Right. But if you do tell her, it
• 2:19:30
  doesn't even really have much dialogue about it.
• 2:19:34
  And. She's just like, I don't want to
• 2:19:35
  talk about it. My favorite?
• 2:19:38
  Part But I didn't have to tell her shit Sam, because I
• 2:19:42
  accidentally ran into those guys on my horse and they started
• 2:19:44
  chasing me and so they didn't rape her.
• 2:19:50
  I totally thought I was saving the day, you know, and I like
• 2:19:53
  bump into the guys and then they start hitting me.
• 2:19:55
  I was like oh shit, and I ran away.
• 2:19:57
  But apparently I was a hero for doing that, Sam.
• 2:20:02
  Well of well of course you are Max.
• 2:20:04
  Turns out the most heroic thing to do is like idiotically bump
• 2:20:08
  into dude and then run away like a chicken big kid.
• 2:20:12
  Well, yeah. Well, yeah, you kind of have to
• 2:20:14
  run away in that first because, because if you're an idiot like
• 2:20:19
  I am and you try and fight them, you're going to get your ass
• 2:20:22
  kicked every time. That's.
• 2:20:26
  Right, because dudes barely ever picked a sword up in his whole
• 2:20:28
  life. You would get your ass kicked.
• 2:20:31
  They're like professional soldiers with full gear.
• 2:20:34
  Don't. Do that as if you intentionally
• 2:20:36
  over level yourself before you're leaving.
• 2:20:39
  Yeah, you have to get, you have to like sit there and like
• 2:20:41
  grind. There's not even quests or
• 2:20:44
  anything so nobody would do that.
• 2:20:47
  You're supposed to leave weak. You're supposed to run away.
• 2:20:52
  But the question is do you just run away and let her get raped?
• 2:20:56
  Do you try and fight them and get killed or do you try and
• 2:21:00
  distract them? I accidentally got the third
• 2:21:04
  one. You're not supposed to on on
• 2:21:06
  your 4th or 5th playthrough over level yourself like Mort did on
• 2:21:09
  it again 4th or 5th playthrough and and then deal with them.
• 2:21:14
  Yeah, which basically has the same results as if you run away,
• 2:21:21
  except that she's like, oh, it's cool you did that.
• 2:21:24
  Thank you. So I don't know.
• 2:21:26
  There's a bit of choice, but not as much as you might like.
• 2:21:30
  But like, really, the Henry and Teresa story after that point is
• 2:21:34
  pretty cute. They like to go on walks.
• 2:21:36
  As long as you stay faithful, there will be temptation along
• 2:21:40
  the way, but you can absolutely reject it.
• 2:21:44
  The pilgrimage story I I think makes all of that feel better
• 2:21:47
  too. There's other hoes you could
• 2:21:49
  fuck too in that game. There's all kind of hoes you can
• 2:21:54
  fuck in that game. But that's not how I play in
• 2:21:57
  these games. Because like I say, like if I
• 2:21:59
  wanted porn, I would like I'm out there to kill bad guys.
• 2:22:08
  Yeah, I'm still, I'm still I'm still working on getting my
• 2:22:12
  sword swordsman the level up because man, that the combat in
• 2:22:20
  that game is tough at at first just to learn.
• 2:22:24
  Yeah, yeah, you literally just I would the.
• 2:22:28
  Way the way I've described it is more more realistic Skyrim.
• 2:22:33
  Yeah, it actually feels a lot better than like games like
• 2:22:36
  Skyrim. Although I was playing Oblivion
• 2:22:40
  Remastered. I just switched over to because
• 2:22:45
  Power World had an update where it's cross play.
• 2:22:48
  Now I might be able to play with the nice my wife so that could
• 2:22:53
  be fun. I've been playing that.
• 2:22:56
  It's actually it's a good little survival game.
• 2:22:58
  I've played a lot of survival games and it's definitely easy
• 2:23:01
  to onboard into that one. Probably the easiest to onboard
• 2:23:04
  ever. And I've, I've been playing a
• 2:23:06
  little bit of V racing also because they got a got a new,
• 2:23:09
  new update. Yeah, See, that was the one that
• 2:23:12
  was torn between. But she plays POW World.
• 2:23:15
  She'll actually play POW World. That was my deciding factor.
• 2:23:19
  That's reasonable. But yeah, what else is in the
• 2:23:27
  news, Sam? Famine.
• 2:23:32
  Houthis. Trump now?
• 2:23:35
  Gay pornography. Well, Trump met with the Prime
• 2:23:39
  Minister of Canada, which is kind of like, I wouldn't say
• 2:23:43
  it's gay pornography, but I mean, it's the, it's the.
• 2:23:46
  It's funny how wildly he turned his opinion about Trump in a
• 2:23:51
  couple days. Oh yeah, yeah, I actually, I
• 2:23:54
  actually have AI actually have a super of that that I found today
• 2:24:00
  that's pretty funny if you want to so.
• 2:24:03
  You do have some gay porn on it of Mark Carney sucking Trump's
• 2:24:06
  Dick. Yeah, Let's go.
• 2:24:08
  Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Audience just tunes out.
• 2:24:16
  Like, no, I don't want to see that.
• 2:24:17
  No, I mean figuratively. Yeah.
• 2:24:22
  And literally. It's a little Slurpee, kind of
• 2:24:31
  wet, you know, a little sloppy. He's a Carney, what do you
• 2:24:37
  expect? But he will Sam put his pinky in
• 2:24:42
  your butt hole when he does it. So are we ready?
• 2:24:50
  So, yeah, this is this is a super car of Trump's meeting
• 2:24:54
  with Carney, which by the way, is a is a perfect name for a
• 2:25:01
  Prime Minister. I think so.
• 2:25:05
  I don't think we can change Donald Trump.
• 2:25:07
  I don't think so, not at this stage.
• 2:25:09
  And. Get you to lift tariffs on
• 2:25:12
  Canada? No, Why not?
• 2:25:14
  Just the way it is. And a person who draws his
• 2:25:17
  inspiration from President Trump, like Pierre Poliev, will
• 2:25:20
  kneel down before him. You're a transformational
• 2:25:23
  president. Focus on the economy with a
• 2:25:26
  relentless focus on the American worker securing your borders,
• 2:25:30
  providing ending the scourge of fentanyl and other opioids, and
• 2:25:35
  and securing the world before he stands up.
• 2:25:38
  That after saying that Poly F would be Trump's bootlicker.
• 2:25:42
  Huh. Glug glug glug glug glug.
• 2:25:47
  Sorry, up. To him, he's In Sync, President
• 2:25:54
  Trump. I thought you were excellent and
• 2:25:56
  I think we have a lot of things in common.
• 2:25:58
  Kara Polyev is also choosing to be willfully blind to the many
• 2:26:03
  and growing threats that face our country.
• 2:26:05
  We don't really want cars from Canada and we put tariffs on
• 2:26:10
  cars from Canada and at a certain point it won't make
• 2:26:13
  economic sense for Canada to build those cars.
• 2:26:17
  And we don't want steel from Canada because we're making our
• 2:26:19
  own steel and we're having massive steel plants being built
• 2:26:22
  right now as we speak. We really don't want Canadian
• 2:26:26
  steel and we don't want Canadian aluminum and various other
• 2:26:29
  things. What the the big?
• 2:26:32
  That is what it looks like to watch a man get cucked.
• 2:26:36
  Yeah, we don't want any of their shit.
• 2:26:38
  We don't want their steel. We don't want their fucking
• 2:26:40
  cars. We're going to tear off the shit
• 2:26:41
  out of it as he just stands there looking at him with his
• 2:26:43
  mouth hanging open like a fucking fluffer at a gay porn
• 2:26:48
  convention. Let's go, Sam.
• 2:26:49
  Well, he he is a corny. Literally.
• 2:26:56
  Companies are producing by and large are not products that we
• 2:27:01
  are consuming. There's some element of that.
• 2:27:03
  But by and large, you know a steel company, how much how much
• 2:27:05
  steel using these days, Todd? I mean, and not as much, not as
• 2:27:08
  much. We used so so.
• 2:27:09
  Trudeau, when I spoke to him, I used to call him.
• 2:27:12
  So, so that's the kid, that's the Canadian, that's Carney
• 2:27:15
  admitting that like that, you know, Canada doesn't have like
• 2:27:18
  steel, RNA, valuable resources. I just want to point that right
• 2:27:24
  out right there too. Yep.
• 2:27:31
  Governor Trudeau, I think that probably didn't help his
• 2:27:33
  election, but when I spoke to him, I said, so why are we?
• 2:27:37
  Why are we taking your cars? Why are we taking your?
• 2:27:39
  We want to make them ourselves, I said.
• 2:27:42
  And if the price of your cars went up or if we put a tariff,
• 2:27:47
  if we put a tariff on your cars of 25%, what would that mean to
• 2:27:52
  you? He said that would mean the end
• 2:27:54
  of Canada. He actually said that to me.
• 2:27:57
  And I said that's a strange answer, but I understand his
• 2:28:00
  answer. But no, I mean, it's, it's hard
• 2:28:05
  to justify subsidizing Canada to the tune of maybe $200 billion a
• 2:28:10
  year. We protect Canada militarily and
• 2:28:14
  we always will. We're going to, you know, that's
• 2:28:16
  not a money thing. That's but we always will.
• 2:28:18
  But you know, it's not fair. So yeah, that's that's Canadian
• 2:28:25
  Prime Minister getting caught by Trump.
• 2:28:29
  And then he's going to go back to his fucking voter base and be
• 2:28:32
  like, I did it. I stood up to him.
• 2:28:35
  Look, look. Yeah, well, he, he definitely
• 2:28:40
  stood. He definitely stood.
• 2:28:41
  Stood up. He definitely stood up.
• 2:28:44
  Ward Trump. Yeah, he stood in the corner
• 2:28:47
  while Trump had sex with his industry.
• 2:28:52
  Yeah. And he watched it in shame.
• 2:28:58
  Well, he probably, well, he probably partially liked it too.
• 2:29:02
  Well he's Canadian, Sam, they all like being a cock fucking
• 2:29:09
  national identity. That's that, that's.
• 2:29:13
  True, We just we just pissed off like the two people in Canada
• 2:29:18
  who tune into the. I'm I'm getting them 1 by 1 Sam
• 2:29:25
  every country gets a turn. Let me, let me tell you, I'm
• 2:29:34
  Argentina. You suck.
• 2:29:38
  If, if we if we had, if we had Argentina listeners, I would
• 2:29:43
  actually be impressed. Well, I just want to make sure
• 2:29:47
  that if we do that they're offended that their place is
• 2:29:50
  terrible. I don't like it very much.
• 2:29:53
  What? What is terrible?
• 2:29:55
  Canadians. I mean, look, if the Canadians
• 2:29:59
  who are watching get mad that I called them Cox, ask yourself
• 2:30:04
  for a second, but is Canada really cocky?
• 2:30:09
  The the The funny thing is the the Canadians who do watch the
• 2:30:13
  program are like, that's true. Yeah, I bet that's what I'm
• 2:30:17
  saying is like, they wouldn't be offended.
• 2:30:19
  They're like, Oh my God, get these cocks away from me.
• 2:30:21
  This is too many cocks everywhere all voting to like
• 2:30:27
  duh, let's import all the people, duh.
• 2:30:32
  Well, it doesn't matter if they rape kids, let's just bring them
• 2:30:35
  in. Oh yeah, Did you?
• 2:30:38
  I Canadians love when you bring in child molesters, Sam.
• 2:30:41
  I'm sure the average Canadian just fucking adores it.
• 2:30:45
  Well, that's that's one thing that the fake untidled podcast I
• 2:30:50
  covered this past week is the fact that Britain is eventually
• 2:30:55
  like now, admitting that that happened and they're.
• 2:31:03
  They admitted it. Wow.
• 2:31:07
  And not even like a, hey, we're sorry, from the British
• 2:31:14
  government, more like, well, that happened.
• 2:31:18
  Yeah, it did happen, you know. The British are never sorry.
• 2:31:21
  Come on now. The the British, The British
• 2:31:26
  have no the British have no spine.
• 2:31:29
  Yeah, facts. On behalf of the Crown, we feel
• 2:31:33
  really, really bad that all those kids got raped.
• 2:31:37
  Next question, no more. Questions if they have anything
• 2:31:41
  they deal with the illegal immigration in their own
• 2:31:43
  country. Which?
• 2:31:47
  But they all got opinions on how we should do it and about Trump,
• 2:31:50
  right? Yeah, well, according to them
• 2:31:52
  like that, we should just let them all in.
• 2:31:55
  Well you keep letting them all in and you're a fucking shit
• 2:31:57
  hole. I hope, I hope, I hope Conor
• 2:32:00
  McGregor wins, you know, in his bid for Ireland's Prime
• 2:32:07
  Minister. He is a winner, we know that.
• 2:32:10
  Well yeah, I mean I he is a winner and he would do a good
• 2:32:14
  job, but AI think that would all be like funny too.
• 2:32:18
  That's right, make Ireland Irish again.
• 2:32:22
  Then yeah. That's very Irish, Sam.
• 2:32:26
  Because that's what they say after they're drunk, right?
• 2:32:29
  Yeah. Well, yeah, you and you and I
• 2:32:35
  would know that, right? I mean, you're more Irish than I
• 2:32:40
  am and. I've said that exact thing and
• 2:32:43
  I'm not sure what it meant then. I'm not really sure what it
• 2:32:46
  means now, but it means something.
• 2:32:50
  If you know, then you're probably retarded too.
• 2:32:54
  Welcome. Now, Max, not all Irish, not all
• 2:32:59
  Irish are retarded. No, Yes, every single Irish is
• 2:33:03
  retarded, Sam. It's in our genes.
• 2:33:05
  Do you didn't know that? Wait, so you mean to tell me I'm
• 2:33:10
  crippled and partially retarded? Yeah, as well.
• 2:33:13
  Well, not partially. You can't be partially retarded.
• 2:33:16
  You're either retarded, which means like, you know, stunted,
• 2:33:20
  right, or you're not. So you can't.
• 2:33:26
  That's the problem with being a full retard, Sam, is you can
• 2:33:29
  never go full retard, but it's out of your hands.
• 2:33:32
  I. Also the same as a crippled,
• 2:33:34
  retarded author. That's right, yes.
• 2:33:38
  And he's not even close to the first.
• 2:33:42
  There's been a lot of crippled, retarded authors, Sam, if you
• 2:33:45
  think about it. That's actually, you know what,
• 2:33:53
  now that I think about it, that that is actually true.
• 2:33:58
  That's right, that's the secret sauce.
• 2:34:00
  Sam is when you're crippled and retarded, but can also write.
• 2:34:05
  Ernest Hemingway. There you go, you got the king I
• 2:34:09
  was exactly thinking of. Who by the way, I I don't know
• 2:34:15
  if this is true, but supposedly like.
• 2:34:18
  Emily Dickinson was crippled and retarded, Sam.
• 2:34:23
  Well, yeah. Well, yeah, that is, that is
• 2:34:25
  true. How uncouched I mean?
• 2:34:30
  I mean it's the rantings of a crazy lady.
• 2:34:33
  How is it not fire art? Yeah, well, how uncounted?
• 2:34:37
  Well, like Emily Dickinson is so deep and I'm like, no, she had
• 2:34:41
  schizophrenia and she wrote words that came into her head.
• 2:34:45
  Don't think too much about it. They sound good, though.
• 2:34:51
  Well, Charles Manson could do the same thing, you know.
• 2:34:56
  But Max Charles Manson is is evil.
• 2:34:59
  Or was he? Well, the CIA is pretty evil in
• 2:35:05
  regards to that. As well.
• 2:35:06
  Yeah. Well, that that that's true.
• 2:35:11
  And he made fire music. I don't care if he was evil.
• 2:35:18
  Some of the fucking dude. I listen to music like people
• 2:35:23
  that have killed people for sure.
• 2:35:25
  That doesn't dissuade me. Art is art.
• 2:35:27
  No, yeah, doesn't dissuade me. I I.
• 2:35:33
  Now, now pedophiles is a different story.
• 2:35:35
  Sam, I don't I don't fuck with pedophiles.
• 2:35:40
  If you're if you're if you're making art and you're a
• 2:35:41
  pedophile, I'm probably not going to check that shit out.
• 2:35:44
  But if you killed somebody, it depends.
• 2:35:48
  I mean, you know, there's some like, I like, I don't want to
• 2:35:52
  check out the column my kids art, right?
• 2:35:54
  Because they're edgy and they would want you to look at it.
• 2:35:57
  But I mean, like, Charles Manson was just like making music, you
• 2:36:01
  know what I mean? And it's like, hmm, what's his
• 2:36:03
  music has nothing to do with murdering people.
• 2:36:08
  It's usually about Love, Actually, and sex and happiness
• 2:36:14
  and fighting the man. Yeah.
• 2:36:21
  And not getting butt raped in prison.
• 2:36:23
  He's got a lot of songs about how not to get butt raped in
• 2:36:26
  prison. Almost.
• 2:36:29
  Almost as if he knew he was going to go to prison.
• 2:36:32
  No, he wrote them in prison, Sam.
• 2:36:37
  So what you're saying is he knew how to not get butt raped in
• 2:36:39
  prison? Right.
• 2:36:40
  So hey, if you ever find yourself young man, you ever
• 2:36:44
  find yourself and you're going to go to prison, cop you.
• 2:36:47
  The Charles Manson album that he recorded at San Quentin and just
• 2:36:52
  listen to that and there's like 5 songs on it that are basically
• 2:36:56
  just advice on how not to get butt raped in prison.
• 2:37:02
  And he would know because he was in prison longer than any person
• 2:37:04
  in American history. Sam.
• 2:37:08
  Yeah, he was in prison longer than I've been alive.
• 2:37:13
  By a lot, but it's almost double.
• 2:37:17
  Actually, no more than double. Which means that he's actually,
• 2:37:24
  he was in prison for almost as long as you were alive too.
• 2:37:27
  Yeah. More than double yours is still
• 2:37:32
  a lot more than me, Sir. Not that fucking old Sam.
• 2:37:37
  Yes, we are right. He was in prison for almost 80
• 2:37:40
  years. Jeez.
• 2:37:44
  That's double loss Max. Between between when he was born
• 2:37:49
  in prison he will got sent to reform school when he was a kid
• 2:37:54
  he got out, got arrested for stealing a car, got out the
• 2:37:58
  murders happened and went back to jail for the rest of his
• 2:38:01
  life. He was only out of jail for like
• 2:38:02
  3 or 4 years total in his entire existence.
• 2:38:09
  That's in in people. Like, oh, but clearly he was
• 2:38:12
  just evil. It wasn't like the system's
• 2:38:15
  broken or anything. Yeah.
• 2:38:17
  And yeah. And he and he was just crazy.
• 2:38:19
  It's not like, it's not like the system made him that way.
• 2:38:23
  Yeah, so. Also his mom sold them to a
• 2:38:28
  pedophile for a pitcher of beer, so that's fun.
• 2:38:32
  Yeah, that that I that I did now and yeah, yeah.
• 2:38:38
  Well, I'm just wondering if it was a good beer, you know?
• 2:38:43
  You would hope. There's Mother of the year right
• 2:38:47
  there, right? And you The thing is, is the
• 2:38:49
  reason that story resonates with people is because everybody
• 2:38:52
  knows one of them single moms that would do the exact same
• 2:38:55
  fucking thing. Yeah, unfortunately.
• 2:39:03
  Too many of them people around, man, where you're just like,
• 2:39:06
  yeah, if I heard the story that that bitch sold her kids for
• 2:39:09
  drugs or a pitcher of beer or something, I wouldn't be
• 2:39:12
  surprised. There's a lot of them around.
• 2:39:16
  Don't knock up crazy bitches, man.
• 2:39:19
  That's another rule. Don't knock it.
• 2:39:20
  Don't get raped in prison. Don't knock up crazy bitches.
• 2:39:25
  Sound advice. That's true.
• 2:39:30
  You would know, Sam, you've knocked up all kinds of crazy
• 2:39:33
  bitches. You know how many little stams
• 2:39:37
  are running around out there? It's crazy.
• 2:39:39
  Thankfully I fucked crazy bitches but never knocked one
• 2:39:42
  up. That that that you that you know
• 2:39:46
  of, Sir. No, I, I, I would know by now.
• 2:39:49
  Trust me. Well, that that.
• 2:39:53
  Well, that's true. I I live in New York, they would
• 2:39:56
  come for me for fucking child support.
• 2:40:00
  Or would they? New York State.
• 2:40:03
  Morpheus, did you know that we have on the line your?
• 2:40:07
  Long lost daughter. No, I'm just fucking with you.
• 2:40:14
  Turns out her mom didn't want to talk.
• 2:40:17
  She didn't want child support either.
• 2:40:18
  Here she is. And then, and then you know what
• 2:40:23
  the call would be if I set that up, We'd go to the person on the
• 2:40:28
  phone and it would just be like robot noises.
• 2:40:32
  Beep beep beep boop boop. No, no, it would be.
• 2:40:37
  It would be. It would.
• 2:40:40
  It would be. It would be the dial up.
• 2:40:42
  It would be the dial up Internet sounds from back in the.
• 2:40:47
  We'll just have an interview with it back and forth.
• 2:40:50
  No. Yeah.
• 2:40:51
  Sam, if you're not a promiscuous guy, you're you would know if
• 2:40:57
  you have a kid or not. I know you don't understand
• 2:41:00
  because you're the one of them promiscuous guys.
• 2:41:04
  Who me? Sam, do you have any unknown
• 2:41:11
  children? You, you might be able to get
• 2:41:16
  away with it in Florida, Sir. You were.
• 2:41:20
  Not nearly as certain about your answer as Morpheus.
• 2:41:25
  That's the see. That's what I mean.
• 2:41:28
  He knows because he still probably knows all them Broads
• 2:41:31
  to some degree. He probably got them on.
• 2:41:34
  Oh I, oh I, I do. I at least know where they are,
• 2:41:37
  yes. I I know, I know, I know where.
• 2:41:41
  I know where mine are too. I don't mean to be disrespectful
• 2:41:44
  to your ex-girlfriend to call them Broads like that more, you
• 2:41:47
  know. But like, yeah, he probably
• 2:41:49
  knows where to find them, and if they had kids, he would kind of
• 2:41:52
  have figured that out by now. Yeah, it's same here.
• 2:41:56
  Well then why'd you have to think about it?
• 2:41:59
  A matter of fact, most of them do have kids now, but the
• 2:42:03
  timeline doesn't match up so they're not mine.
• 2:42:07
  Yeah, say, yeah, say same. I did.
• 2:42:10
  I did have, I did have. I did have one chick try and
• 2:42:13
  claim that she had a kid with me and it was like, well that's
• 2:42:19
  convenient considering that we never did anything.
• 2:42:24
  Are you sure? Immaculate Conception, Sam.
• 2:42:31
  Oh yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 2:42:32
  That was, that was what that was.
• 2:42:34
  That was something that she called because I'm.
• 2:42:39
  I'm too. I'm like, yeah.
• 2:42:44
  So we've confirmed Sam's got a little bastard child run around
• 2:42:47
  out there. My my wasn't.
• 2:42:55
  This one. Listen, if that if that were
• 2:42:57
  true, my my mom's first reaction would be I have a grandchild.
• 2:43:03
  I'm so happy. True.
• 2:43:06
  I'm I'm not not. Necessarily yours.
• 2:43:08
  It depends on how crazy the girl is.
• 2:43:12
  Yeah, that, yeah, that's all. That's awesome.
• 2:43:14
  That's awesome. True.
• 2:43:17
  Because then you're like, mom, that girl's crazy and she's
• 2:43:20
  like, I don't care, I got a grandkid.
• 2:43:22
  That's when you run into problems.
• 2:43:23
  See, that's why you don't knock up random women, Sam.
• 2:43:27
  You don't, you don't. You don't fuck crazy, or if you
• 2:43:29
  do fuck crazy, you only go to a certain level.
• 2:43:32
  Yeah, we got to get out the crazy chart and teach him you
• 2:43:36
  cannot go beyond yellow once you get to orange.
• 2:43:42
  Danger to Robinson? Oh, I I, oh, I've I've never
• 2:43:45
  gone and. Don't ask about red.
• 2:43:50
  That's where the real crazies is.
• 2:43:52
  If you go red, you're going to end up dead.
• 2:43:54
  That's right. That's why it's red.
• 2:43:57
  Red. Yeah.
• 2:43:57
  Either you'll be dead, she'll be dead.
• 2:43:59
  Somebody will be dead. Yeah, no, I, I've, yeah, No, I,
• 2:44:04
  I've, I've never gone and I've never gone.
• 2:44:06
  So you're. Going to go under red.
• 2:44:07
  Either you're going to you're going to die, go get dead, or
• 2:44:09
  you're going to end up in jail. She does.
• 2:44:11
  She doesn't know about the crazy women chart you're in.
• 2:44:18
  The I I will post it in the more.
• 2:44:19
  More, I mean, well, sometimes I look, sometimes she does peek
• 2:44:22
  out into the yellows and maybe the oranges, but mostly she's
• 2:44:26
  green. Is she I?
• 2:44:30
  There was a peek that was a little bit of a peek right
• 2:44:33
  there. I can see her.
• 2:44:36
  I I can see her even off camera. I can see her off camera looking
• 2:44:42
  staring daggers at you right now.
• 2:44:45
  Yeah, but with a big old smile, which means it's OK.
• 2:44:49
  It's. But The thing is, is when she
• 2:44:51
  gets more, man, her smile gets smaller.
• 2:44:54
  Beat the shit out of. You Maxine hide the body.
• 2:45:01
  I'm a lot of body to hide though and she's not very strong.
• 2:45:06
  A really sharp knife. Carrie, careful.
• 2:45:10
  What? Yeah, careful with that logic,
• 2:45:16
  Max. I don't know.
• 2:45:20
  I'll be all right. I I once made the mistake of
• 2:45:23
  saying a chick. A chick wasn't very strong
• 2:45:27
  either. And.
• 2:45:30
  Yeah, but she's not in the orange or the red, so I don't
• 2:45:32
  worry that she's actually going to kill me.
• 2:45:36
  Well, she just peeks into the orange sometimes and throws
• 2:45:39
  things at me. Yeah, Orange.
• 2:45:42
  Well, that you that you know of. See, I didn't think orange.
• 2:45:47
  Yes, well, you, you scooted right through yellow and threw
• 2:45:50
  things at me. That was kind of that's like the
• 2:45:52
  bottom of the orange. Oh, you are so in trouble.
• 2:45:57
  Oh sorry, you never seen the chart.
• 2:46:01
  No, I've seen the chart. I I will post it in the in the
• 2:46:04
  more section in gilded after after the show.
• 2:46:09
  More our more our our friend. Our friend Craig needs to see
• 2:46:13
  the chart. I don't think.
• 2:46:14
  I don't think he's seen the chart.
• 2:46:17
  More of this. I'm sure Craig has seen the
• 2:46:19
  chart, he just doesn't give a fuck about the chart.
• 2:46:22
  That's true. There's just guys that are like
• 2:46:25
  that and more power to them. But but guys like that usually
• 2:46:31
  end up at the very least with painful payment plans, you know?
• 2:46:36
  Yeah. Sometimes they end up without a
• 2:46:39
  Dick, Sam. Yeah, just ask John Bobbitt.
• 2:46:48
  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks for yeah, I know.
• 2:46:53
  I'm not. I'm not going into Lorena
• 2:46:57
  territory. Yeah, that's that's what I'm
• 2:47:00
  saying. Because your thing would be
• 2:47:02
  lying on the side of the road with the cops looking for it
• 2:47:04
  with flashlights. They found it, Sam.
• 2:47:09
  They reattached it. What's it it's it's bad?
• 2:47:12
  He did a porno flick with it reattached.
• 2:47:16
  Wasn't it's, it's bad enough, but it's it's, it's bad.
• 2:47:21
  He what? She said she asked if they put a
• 2:47:24
  rod in it. And I don't know, but that makes
• 2:47:26
  sense. You'd put a rod in the rod,
• 2:47:27
  right? You know, I wonder if it's
• 2:47:29
  extendable. So he can be hard when he needs
• 2:47:32
  to. Like it's just like a little,
• 2:47:33
  it's got like a little, a little metal bit that sticks out the
• 2:47:37
  side when he needs to be. Wrecked, he just.
• 2:47:38
  Slides it out. Freak.
• 2:47:46
  So, in other words, he's more crippled than I am.
• 2:47:49
  Oh, that's the worst cat. And Morpheus is gone.
• 2:47:52
  He's like, that is too much or his Internet died.
• 2:47:58
  One or the other. Yeah.
• 2:48:01
  Or he's on the Nazi moon fighting pussy.
• 2:48:06
  What was it? I say?
• 2:48:07
  Yeah, that what? He's he's on the moon fighting
• 2:48:11
  Nazis. It's yeah, that's what I said.
• 2:48:16
  He said pussy. Yeah.
• 2:48:17
  Slaying pussy. Yeah.
• 2:48:18
  Oh my. God.
• 2:48:21
  But well knowing, knowing more, he was saying he was.
• 2:48:26
  Oh well, he's back. And so he's done.
• 2:48:29
  And he's gone again. You cursed it, Sam.
• 2:48:34
  You got to wait a second at least, because now it looks like
• 2:48:39
  he wasn't actually here. Like you're making shit up
• 2:48:44
  because he's not here. He's not been here, and when he
• 2:48:48
  gets back, he'll tell us that he's back.
• 2:48:51
  But you just say he's back when he's not here to fuck with the
• 2:48:54
  audience. Sam, I have a problem with that.
• 2:48:57
  These are good, good paying customers.
• 2:48:59
  Oh wait, they're good people that love this show and they
• 2:49:03
  don't like to be lied to, Sam. Although it's interesting that
• 2:49:07
  you say that because they can become they can become, you
• 2:49:12
  know, good paying customers too by by clicking the link to sign
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  is that. What everybody wants to be.
• 2:49:20
  Well, for proud show, heck yes, hell yeah.
• 2:49:23
  They they wanted, they want to sign up for Rumble Premium using
• 2:49:26
  the link in our description that's.
• 2:49:29
  True. We just did a reaction to a
• 2:49:32
  weird, very Christian play on our premium stream.
• 2:49:37
  She was on camera with me. It was.
• 2:49:39
  We talked a lot about religion. Oh, I I did.
• 2:49:43
  I actually did a reaction stream yesterday for the premium.
• 2:49:51
  Viewers, we don't go searching while you're on air.
• 2:49:57
  Where where I was, I was actually watching the ABC, the
• 2:50:05
  ABC Sunday morning interview of ABC interviewing Trump on his
• 2:50:11
  first 100 days in office. And the reporter was being like,
• 2:50:18
  purposely, like hostile. And Trump wasn't having it.
• 2:50:23
  And I really ever liked watch like, you know, corporal news
• 2:50:26
  stuff because I find it cringe. And it was cringe, but for the
• 2:50:31
  for the premium subscribers folks, I'm going to sit through
• 2:50:35
  cringe well. I'll tell you, Sam, we got some
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  content lined up as well. Obviously tomorrow I'm doing
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  Cringing over coffee, the Juggalo edition, so we're going
• 2:50:47
  to look at some stuff. The premium content for that is
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  Wife, and that'll be fun magic. Magic ninjas?
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  What magic? And for the mainstream, I'm
• 2:51:04
  going to watch some cringy takes about underground hip hop.
• 2:51:06
  I also found a guy, Sam, that made an anti-Semitic dis rap to
• 2:51:11
  a friend of the show Necro and he calls himself a rapper.
• 2:51:16
  And here's a spoiler. He's going to be a part of the
• 2:51:20
  show for sure. Cringing over coffee because he
• 2:51:22
  claims to be a rapper. That's his whole identity.
• 2:51:24
  He's now a rapper that's now talking about politics and he
• 2:51:27
  goes by Polly Tick and what really he is, he's me.
• 2:51:31
  He's an old guy that did a lot of roadie stuff, but he recorded
• 2:51:34
  raps. But all his raps he never made a
• 2:51:37
  beat. It's all stolen beats and he
• 2:51:39
  sucks and he's going to sit there and criticize that girl.
• 2:51:42
  And he even made a diss song on him which is like blatantly
• 2:51:45
  anti-Semitic. So that'll.
• 2:51:48
  Be. Fun to look at tomorrow cringing
• 2:51:50
  over that as well as the other guy that says like Juggalo
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  culture is racist. He has a 40 minute rant about
• 2:51:55
  it. I'm going to react to that, look
• 2:51:58
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• 2:52:46
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• 2:52:49
  Yeah, yeah. And also it's been a big seller
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  on Amazon too for the last two months.
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  Helps out so much. That's huge and that helps us
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• 2:53:16
  listen on Spotify and iTunes as well.
• 2:53:19
  If you could leave reviews and things, that's also nice.
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  And we know a large portion listens on those platforms and
• 2:53:26
  we're thankful for them. Indeed, indeed.
• 2:53:29
  I don't know if they listen or watch more.
• 2:53:32
  I'm not really sure how people view on the on Spotify, but and
• 2:53:36
  an iTunes or Apple podcast or whatever it is.
• 2:53:39
  But it's cool that people do right?
• 2:53:42
  Like we, we just do the live shows and then you just see,
• 2:53:46
  wow, a lot of people are listening on there too, so
• 2:53:48
  that's shout out to them. I wanted to mention that other
• 2:53:50
  artist I was making fun of Sam when I looked at him up, spoiler
• 2:53:53
  alert, he had literally 0 listens ever on Spotify and I
• 2:53:56
  just laughed by he's like, I'm a big rapper.
• 2:54:00
  Yeah, 0 monthly listens. And then I was like, does he
• 2:54:03
  have any listens ever? And so I never clicked on any of
• 2:54:06
  his songs just to see, but they showed, yeah, none of them had
• 2:54:09
  even won. Imagine that that's tough.
• 2:54:14
  You don't even listen to your own song one time anyway, your
• 2:54:18
  book is actually getting real people to buy it and and leave
• 2:54:22
  positive reviews, which is great.
• 2:54:24
  And it's also received positive peer review.
• 2:54:26
  Like we make jokes about it makes your Dick bigger and all
• 2:54:29
  that stuff. But like, honestly, you've
• 2:54:30
  gotten your peers, fellow authors, best selling, you know,
• 2:54:34
  award-winning authors in in their own right in a lot of
• 2:54:36
  cases do like your book. That's not a joke.
• 2:54:39
  That's not a work, that's real. Right, although it's not a work
• 2:54:44
  that makes your Dick bigger either.
• 2:54:46
  No, that's real too. It makes your Dick bigger.
• 2:54:48
  Infinite IQ points more attractive to the women.
• 2:54:51
  What was the other one? Oh, and invincible, immune to
• 2:54:55
  bullets. I We found this out this week,
• 2:54:58
  Sam. Oh, oh, that that explains why
• 2:55:02
  people were sending me emails about like, what caliber bullet
• 2:55:05
  they should, you know? Yeah, now I know.
• 2:55:09
  That's right. If you read the full thing, you
• 2:55:12
  should be able to take a 22 like it's nothing.
• 2:55:15
  But don't try that at home, which this is the results that
• 2:55:18
  we're finding in the lab. Yeah, in a, in a, you know,
• 2:55:23
  don't try at home. We're we're, you know, we're
• 2:55:26
  we're finding these results in a super controlled, Yeah.
• 2:55:29
  I have the professional offence ologists on this and they they
• 2:55:34
  are finding that if you read the book at least 73 times, your
• 2:55:41
  skin just gets tougher. That's.
• 2:55:43
  Just how well that explains all the Kindle unlimited reads too.
• 2:55:48
  I'm not I'm not even joking. I, I haven't, I haven't
• 2:55:51
  advertised the book much this month because, because May just
• 2:55:56
  started and already people are planning on, on Kindle
• 2:56:01
  Unlimited. And it's, it's been, out of all
• 2:56:06
  the books, this one has been performing the best on Kindle
• 2:56:09
  Unlimited. And I think that might partially
• 2:56:12
  be because it's a, because it's a, it's a Western and that genre
• 2:56:18
  is really well on Kindle Unlimited.
• 2:56:22
  Well, Congrats on that and thanks to everybody reading it.
• 2:56:25
  That's so cool. Yeah, so.
• 2:56:31
  So yeah. And, you know, I haven't had too
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  many author interviews on the Monday show as White, but we'll
• 2:56:37
  be getting some, you know, more. I mean, it was a good, it was a
• 2:56:41
  good hard politics show this week, I think.
• 2:56:44
  Yeah, yeah. As always when you have him on,
• 2:56:47
  he he he breaks things down in a really good way.
• 2:56:50
  And like I said, I liked his stance.
• 2:56:52
  He was very objective about things.
• 2:56:54
  Yeah, me. Yeah, me too.
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  I mean, look, I've, I've known Gabe for, I've known Gabe for
• 2:57:00
  Gabe for honestly, he and I wear act drawing out this I I've
• 2:57:03
  known, I've known those guys for literally a decade, actually
• 2:57:07
  more at this point almost because, well, jeez.
• 2:57:15
  Yeah. 25th, 2015. So, yeah, well, it only has been
• 2:57:18
  a decade at at this point. Yeah.
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  So. Yeah, it's a no.
• 2:57:25
  That was a good one. You you constantly provide a
• 2:57:28
  good Monday show. This.
• 2:57:29
  I'll say this tomorrow I get the cringing over coffee.
• 2:57:33
  Plus the premium stream for a Juggalo edition.
• 2:57:36
  Friday is, I believe, the debut of the season 3 of Bits and
• 2:57:40
  Bones, which I got a thing to get to you soon.
• 2:57:43
  Mortheus. Probably tomorrow morning.
• 2:57:46
  Yeah. Okie dokie.
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  New art and stuff, new music. And then, well, I wanted to.
• 2:57:55
  Have you got any Maxine? New music by Sam.
• 2:57:59
  And So what, you got to bring in the usual crew to the Friday
• 2:58:05
  night? That sounds like a lot of fun to
• 2:58:07
  me. Yeah.
• 2:58:09
  And then Saturday, Yep, I don't have any original program for
• 2:58:14
  Saturday, but on, you know, I've been, I've been playing old
• 2:58:18
  episodes on Saturday mornings and I replay.
• 2:58:23
  I replayed your first appearance on the show and this time in its
• 2:58:29
  entirety since the first time I tried it, it crashed part way
• 2:58:34
  through. But that, man, that was a, that
• 2:58:37
  was a fun, that was a fun show to look back on.
• 2:58:43
  And, and I guess Steve Stein actually watched the whole
• 2:58:46
  thing, which God bless him, because it, it, it's 4 hours
• 2:58:50
  long. But you know, man, that that was
• 2:58:54
  a that was a fun show. Yeah.
• 2:58:58
  I like both of us doing some best ofs, but I know Saturday
• 2:59:03
  she's got a plan for her show. I think something spooky.
• 2:59:10
  Yeah, I can't remember though. I have to go back and watch the
• 2:59:14
  our. Show something spooky that she
• 2:59:15
  can't remember and it's Wednesday.
• 2:59:18
  Well then we'll see. I have time.
• 2:59:22
  And so, yeah, we get AI. Got a couple other things that
• 2:59:25
  I'm not going to specify when, but I've been working on stuff
• 2:59:29
  quite a bit Sam and of course we're I'm working also on like
• 2:59:34
  RTO theatre type idea and just we're trying to put out a bunch
• 2:59:39
  of stuff. It was a successful first month
• 2:59:41
  for us right to offend media as the part of the creative program
• 2:59:44
  and now we're in it with you, which is even cooler.
• 2:59:49
  This is going to be a lot of fun.
• 2:59:51
  I'm having fun and trying to make something fun.
• 2:59:57
  Yeah, I'm well, and I'm also critiquing old.
• 3:00:02
  I'm going to be critiquing old or I should say older movies,
• 3:00:07
  you know, for premium content as well, so.
• 3:00:12
  I guess another sale on the Rumble Premium is you can watch
• 3:00:15
  our older premium content as well.
• 3:00:18
  And we have quite a bit. Me and Maxine did like 10 hours
• 3:00:21
  last month. We've already got 3 this month
• 3:00:23
  and the one the one we just did it was her idea from during
• 3:00:28
  Sandwich Makers when I pointed out this play, it's called
• 3:00:31
  Heaven's Gate in Hell's Flame. Yeah.
• 3:00:34
  And we watched the whole thing as produced in this particular
• 3:00:38
  church because they do it differently and pointed out that
• 3:00:41
  it's basically a scam one and the showing the messaging, it
• 3:00:46
  was really awful. And then so we, we kind of
• 3:00:49
  spurred quite a bit about scripture, religion and our
• 3:00:53
  relationship with it, both of us, as well as this play.
• 3:00:57
  And you can catch that right now if you have Rumble Premium, it's
• 3:01:01
  Max and Maxine react 3 I think, or Maxine.
• 3:01:04
  Max and Maxine react to Heaven's Gate and Hell's Flame.
• 3:01:07
  Yeah, all all. I definitely, I started to pick
• 3:01:11
  that out and it was good so. Yep.
• 3:01:15
  And so we got more stuff like that coming, all kinds of ideas
• 3:01:18
  and things. But I wanted to get all the
• 3:01:21
  promo through because it's been 3 hours and I don't know if you
• 3:01:23
  want to wrap up or not, but at least we got the promo done.
• 3:01:26
  Yeah, I think, you know, 3 hours is is a good thing.
• 3:01:32
  That's the other thing. Two folks.
• 3:01:33
  Is. Probably be streaming video
• 3:01:35
  games at various points. Yeah, yeah.
• 3:01:39
  No, I, you know, people have been asking Sam, why, why have
• 3:01:44
  you been streaming every single day this week?
• 3:01:47
  Because I, I, I have. And you know, that's kind of
• 3:01:53
  part of the, you know, part of the deal with the rumble, you
• 3:01:58
  know, partner program. We have to stream an X amount of
• 3:02:01
  hours but I also enjoy doing it and I'll also be on vacation
• 3:02:07
  next week so trying to double up before I'm headed all SO.
• 3:02:14
  Yeah, yeah, get your hours in, brother.
• 3:02:16
  I, I try and drop in when I see it, you know, send me a message
• 3:02:21
  if you want to, you know, because sometimes I don't always
• 3:02:24
  catch Twitter, like if you just tweet it, but I try to be there
• 3:02:30
  for when you're streaming or at least retweet for everybody.
• 3:02:33
  And yeah, I'm going to probably make a discord of we.
• 3:02:38
  We've been putting that off too long.
• 3:02:39
  Like nobody likes using the gilded anymore.
• 3:02:44
  Yeah, I know. But they kind, they kind of
• 3:02:46
  broke it to be honest. So look forward to, we'll
• 3:02:49
  probably by next if I say it on the air, I'll do it by next
• 3:02:54
  week. I'll have a Discord server up
• 3:02:56
  for the show. Awesome.
• 3:03:00
  Even if it's like rough around the edges and anything, any
• 3:03:06
  other business we've got gentlemen.
• 3:03:07
  I don't think so. Nope, I think, I think that'll
• 3:03:11
  just not do it tonight for tonight's show.
• 3:03:14
  Like I said, I'll be I'll be back tomorrow afternoon at some
• 3:03:17
  point with some Remo content, but until then, take care.
• 3:03:24
  Appreciate everyone tuning in and I'll be back for the Monday
• 3:03:30
  show and then Wednesday I'll be gone.
• 3:03:34
  So Max and Mort will be, you know, filling in on Wednesday.
• 3:03:40
  But until then, you know, take care and God bless and happy
• 3:03:46
  Mother's Day too to all the moms out there, even though it's a
• 3:03:52
  few days early. But thanks for Nan and we'll
• 3:03:57
  talk a chat down the road, but. The right to offend is not some
• 3:04:01
  pesky little part of freedom of speech that we have to put up
• 3:04:04
  with. It is the heart and soul and
• 3:04:07
  lungs of freedom of speech. It is the coursing lifeblood of
• 3:04:11
  human progress. It is the instigator of liberty
• 3:04:15
  and modernity and science and understanding.
• 3:04:18
  What a laughing stock today's student leaders are that they
• 3:04:22
  can so casually dismiss the right to be offensive without
• 3:04:26
  realising that their lovely, enlightened lives are the gifts
• 3:04:31
  of individuals who gave offence. Offensiveness is not just
• 3:04:35
  something we have to begrudgingly accept.
• 3:04:38
  Offensiveness is the motor of human progress.
• 3:04:43
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• 3:05:15
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