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Pygmy Goats Take Bus Ride | Portland News

Two pygmy goats pulled off an epic public transit heist—hopping onto a TriMet bus near Southeast 162nd Avenue, chilling for a hot minute before vanishing into a shopping center. Security cameras caught the wild ride, prompting a 911 call and a police sweep… all while TriMet hilariously asked social media: “Who’s responsible?” and “Did they have tickets?” The mystery remains unsolved—and honestly, we’re still wondering if they paid their fare. Listen in comfort:Get a discount on a Soli Pillow: http://solipillow.com/discount/dnn. Advertise on DNN:advertise@thednn.ai This is an automated…

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