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Your Body and You Treehouse Style | Tuesday 09.10.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and come
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  Speaker 1: laugh with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mount, along
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  Speaker 1: with Trey Trenholm and raj Sharma.
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  Speaker 2: Today is.
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  Speaker 1: Tuesday, September tenth, twenty twenty four. It's recently dawned on
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  Speaker 1: me that it's granted ten days in. But just recently
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  Speaker 1: it dawned on me that the holy crap, it's September.
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  Speaker 1: And as much as I want to point out that
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  Speaker 1: while I'm still in Seattle and I've noticed that it's
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  Speaker 1: actually fall here, Like I noticed a couple of weeks
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  Speaker 1: ago there were some different colored leaves on trees. I
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  Speaker 1: just thought that was the kind of tree that it was,
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  Speaker 1: that it just always had that color of leaf. No,
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  Speaker 1: yesterday I'd noticed they were falling in things. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, this is what fall in other parts
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  Speaker 1: of the country is.
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  Speaker 2: Like fall, leaves fall.
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  Speaker 3: Can't hear you?
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  Speaker 1: Raj oh said, hello, Oh sorry, I fat fingered my
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  Speaker 1: own mixer. What were you saying?
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  Speaker 2: It's why it's called fall. It's because the leaves fall.
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  Speaker 1: No I know, and that eventually happens in North Texas,
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  Speaker 1: it just doesn't really happen until like somewhere in October,
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  Speaker 1: maybe November. I'm just not used to seeing it in September.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice and cool here, though today we're in
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  Speaker 2: the fifties, like the seventies. I think it's the high today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it wasn't it just the other day. It
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  Speaker 1: was in the nineties, so Lean.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it went from one hundred and four to fifty
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  Speaker 2: eight very quickly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's North Texas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You blink, you blink and it changes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I'll be back in the mid nineties by
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  Speaker 3: end of.
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  Speaker 1: The week exactly, just some time for more pumpkin spice lattes.
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  Speaker 1: So while the idea of fall happening is fun and exciting,
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  Speaker 1: there's something else that's not so fun and exciting in
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  Speaker 1: a different way, happening on the US Mexico border. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean the politically charged open borders policies, whether
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  Speaker 1: or not that's true, or you know, border patrol. Even
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  Speaker 1: though there's supposed to be bad under Biden, they still
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  Speaker 1: find copious amounts of drugs and fentanyl coming across the border. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about all that mess. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: how as if there weren't enough problems on the US
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  Speaker 1: Mexico border already. Now there's freaking tigers from Mexico running
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  Speaker 1: around the Rio Grande, and the US Border Patrol is
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  Speaker 1: now on alert for a freaking tiger. I really hope
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  Speaker 1: this comes up in the debate tonight.
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  Speaker 2: I hope it's just not a guy that place for Detroit.
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  Speaker 2: Uh uh some you know, a Latin American guy running
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  Speaker 2: around the border wreaking havoc. Wow, what is this story?
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  Speaker 1: There's the headline, missing tiger from Mexican border zoo prompts
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  Speaker 1: warnings on the United States side. Border officials in South
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  Speaker 1: Texas have been warned that a tiger got loose from
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  Speaker 1: a zoo in Renosa, Mexico and could potentially cross to
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  Speaker 1: the United States. Really, we'll just let any illegal although
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  Speaker 1: in the in defense of the US Border Patrol, I
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  Speaker 1: understand if you ollay that one.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who's gonna ask for its paper. I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you do, don't separate her from her cubs.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I just love the idea that a tiger just left,
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  Speaker 2: just left the zoo.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I do believe they said that it jumped.
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  Speaker 2: I did. I like it. And they're still looking.
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  Speaker 1: For it last I heard at the time of this recording. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I want to make sure this is very abundantly clear.
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  Speaker 1: At the time of this recording, there has not been
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  Speaker 1: any report that they have found this tiger from the
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  Speaker 1: Mexican zoo.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I have a feeling sooner or later it'll
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  Speaker 4: they'll find it. What's in its mouth will be a
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  Speaker 4: whole nother question.
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  Speaker 1: On the other hand, maybe they just slap a slap
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  Speaker 1: a you know, slap a badge on it and say
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  Speaker 1: it's just the newest member of US border security.
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  Speaker 2: That will keep you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Look, there have been a number of ideas over the
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  Speaker 1: years about how to reduce illegal immigration from the Mexico
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  Speaker 1: side into the US side. People have come up with
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  Speaker 1: the ideas of throwing alligators in the Rio Grande. Well,
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  Speaker 1: they're already there, as we saw from a story last week,
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  Speaker 1: So either they did that naturally on their own, or
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  Speaker 1: someone actually put some baby gators in there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: They probably came from Houston, so it's probably natural. There's
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  Speaker 1: ideas where you know, someone had before, Oh, let's put
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  Speaker 1: piranhas in the Rio grand I think most people have
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  Speaker 1: considered all things as far as to curb the influx
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  Speaker 1: of illegal immigrants in the United States from Mexico, and
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  Speaker 1: the idea of that it seemingly would be really easy
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  Speaker 1: for terrorists across the border into Mexico, which I've long said, well,
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  Speaker 1: they don't need to go through that route because most
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  Speaker 1: of them just you know, hop on a plane and
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  Speaker 1: fly here comfortably in first class. But uh, the idea
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  Speaker 1: of just a good old fashioned tiger roaming the border
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  Speaker 1: pretty solid because you don't know where it is. Like
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  Speaker 1: we could just say we have one, but we don't
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  Speaker 1: know where it is, and neither do you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would that would keep me, That would keep
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  Speaker 2: me on the other side, just the the off chance
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  Speaker 2: that I would have a run in with a tiger.
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  Speaker 2: You don't win that one. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: And they like to swim, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, those kittie cats don't mind a little bit of water.
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  Speaker 1: They will do a little splishy splashy to get your ass.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to what city is this in in Mexico?
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  Speaker 1: The zoos in Renoso, Mexico. How the how the tiger
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  Speaker 1: escaped from Quinta Lafanna Zoo, which I so want to
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  Speaker 1: call it the La Quinta Zoo It's like not so
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  Speaker 1: much that he escaped that he just checked out early.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he asked for a lad check out. They didn't
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  Speaker 2: give it to him.
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  Speaker 1: So forward the place up and across the border. How
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  Speaker 1: the tiger escaped from the Quinta Lafanna Zoo is uncertain,
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  Speaker 1: but according to the zoo's Facebook page, the zoo is
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  Speaker 1: now closed until further notice. Oh sure, now you close
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  Speaker 1: the gates.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. What if that's the only attraction was
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  Speaker 2: that one tiger?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you know, I didn't think about that. It may
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  Speaker 1: have been. The zoo is located near the banks of
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  Speaker 1: the Rio Grande in Renosa, which is just south of Hidalgo, Texas.
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  Speaker 1: The Hidalgo County Sheriff's Office has alerted its deputies and
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  Speaker 1: residents of the wayward tiger and his warning residents to
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  Speaker 1: use caution if they happen to see him. Hidalgo County
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  Speaker 1: Sheriff's Lieutenant Enrique Longoria told KVEO, we have advised our
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  Speaker 1: deputies to remain vigilant. Tigers have webbed paws and are
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  Speaker 1: excellent swimmers. Several animal organizations report that tigers can cross
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  Speaker 1: rivers several miles wide and can swim and swim up
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  Speaker 1: to seven miles in a day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I bet there's at least one minivan of white women
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  Speaker 4: going down there trying to catch the kiddie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad you said it. I don't have to anymore.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a greyhound full of karns.
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  Speaker 3: With some treats.
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  Speaker 2: In a litter box.
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  Speaker 1: The Rio Grand, by the way, in case you're curious,
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  Speaker 1: you've never been, even though we might. We're all from Texas,
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  Speaker 1: but I've never really been to much of West Texas
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  Speaker 1: or South Texas for that matter. The Rio Grand is
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  Speaker 1: less than fifty yards across from Reinosa to Hidalgo, so
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  Speaker 1: it's a So you know, this tiger could could make
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  Speaker 1: that in probably three jumps.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if it can swim. You said seven miles a day, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Several people have expressed concern over how the zooke
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  Speaker 1: can allow an animal to escape. Others have commented that
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  Speaker 1: the animals are kept in cages and could be held
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  Speaker 1: in more humane facilities. No official comment has come, however,
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  Speaker 1: from the Reinosa Mayor's office on the incident.
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  Speaker 4: He's probably, I mean, the Mexican authorities aren't good at
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  Speaker 4: keeping prisoners in jail. I don't know why we're really
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  Speaker 4: surprised by this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm more surprised that that Mexico has tigers in their zoo.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised that I shouldn't be surprised Mexico has zoos.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they're not like a third world country or
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  Speaker 1: anything like they have zoos. But I'm not. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: shocked that it escaped. I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I also don't know who's like, you know, we've
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  Speaker 2: got we've got plans this summer. What do you guys
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  Speaker 2: want to do? Well, we're going to go to the
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  Speaker 2: Reinoso Zoo. I don't know anybody's ever said that out loud.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't ever think I've seen their pamphlets anywhere
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  Speaker 1: that says, you know, come to come to Renosa for.
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  Speaker 2: The zoo, come for the zoo, stay for the cocaine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that just makes things worse. Yeah, look, they already
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  Speaker 1: got they already got cocaine sharks off the coast of Florida.
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  Speaker 1: It certainly makes sense to have cocaine tigers on the
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  Speaker 1: US Mexico border with Texas.
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  Speaker 2: Would pay top dollar to see.
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  Speaker 1: That, not in person, no, no, no, on pay per view,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you want to do it from miles and miles
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  Speaker 1: away at least seven.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever. That new dome place is at Grandscape in the
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  Speaker 1: colony where you can watch sporting events. Put the tiger
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  Speaker 1: on that screen. I'll watch it from there. How about that?
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  Speaker 2: Wow? Okay, I I don't know. I've seen I've seen
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  Speaker 2: tigers in India, like at the zoo there they like
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  Speaker 2: kind of like let us like go into the enclosure,
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  Speaker 2: but we were still separated by a bridge and that
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  Speaker 2: was terrifying. So I can't imagine trying to cross a border.
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  Speaker 2: And then there's share Khan sitting there.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Well, here's the other thing too. You know, at some
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  Speaker 1: point there's just gonna be some dude Texas dude, right,
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  Speaker 1: a Texan on his property which happens to border with
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  Speaker 1: you know, Mexico, and he's probably just gonna be out
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  Speaker 1: the river just fishing, just just you know, just got
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  Speaker 1: his bobber, just sitting there. He's got his he's got
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  Speaker 1: his cores light next to him, not bud light. He's
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  Speaker 1: sitting in his lawn chair just waiting for something to
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  Speaker 1: just to hit on his bobber a little bit. Then
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  Speaker 1: casually looks down the river to his left. And just
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  Speaker 1: sees a freaking tiger staring at him in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of the rio g and then you just casually grab
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  Speaker 1: your beard, lay your pull down, grab your folding chair
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  Speaker 1: and walk back of the house.
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  Speaker 3: First he sees the tiger do a claw bump and the.
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  Speaker 2: Good Mexican cocaine.
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  Speaker 1: This meant Jurassic Park. You can sit as still as
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  Speaker 1: you want, but it sees you, and now that it's
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  Speaker 1: on cocaine, it ones you.
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  Speaker 1: one of the people in the spot? No, excellent, Trey,
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: But I might love her.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to hold on to that sentiment, Trey.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, it might not be a her. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Try Emma girl. One time strained.
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  Speaker 8: So much that I lily passed off on the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: I think people went to the bathroom every day.
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  Speaker 3: I would go on three or four days.
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  Speaker 1: The way I was feeling it was looking ahead of
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  Speaker 1: anchored time.
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  Speaker 8: Tea very limited in terms of what I could eat.
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  Speaker 3: It's not only.
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  Speaker 1: Physical, Trey, are you still in love? Are you still?
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  Speaker 1: Are you in love? With the constipation girl?
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  Speaker 3: I was not expecting it to go this way, neither
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  Speaker 3: was she.
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  Speaker 2: Instead of flowers, you just bring a fiber.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean that's you talk about not being
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  Speaker 1: interested in a high maintenance woman. I mean this is
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  Speaker 1: pretty low maintenance.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, she's only gonna poop every couple of days.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're never gonna have to worry about her. Howking
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  Speaker 1: up the bathroom. I'm gonna start this over for you, though.
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  Speaker 1: I just love us. She starts out with one time
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  Speaker 1: I strained so hard.
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  Speaker 8: She strained so much that I literally pass on her toilet.
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  Speaker 2: This lady didn't know that people go to the bathroom
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  Speaker 2: every day.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I guess if you don't talk about it a lot,
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  Speaker 1: then you don't know what other people's experiences are with
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom and going number two. I just feel really
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  Speaker 1: straining so hard to go number two she passed out
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  Speaker 1: on the toilet, and now you can see why I've
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  Speaker 1: been wanting to record this commercial for you guys for
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: two weeks because there's because there are two ways to
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: look at this commercial and and the the constipated redhead. Okay,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: there are two ways to look at it. One is
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: that this is an honest user of the product, and
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: that means this story could be real. That she strained
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: so hard on the toilet that she passed out right,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: so that means her and her story are real. The
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: other option is she's an actress and she's just saying
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: these things as part of the role in the commercial.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Either way, she possesses quite a bit of courage, either
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: as a human to share this deep, dark secret or
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: as an actress to uh say that she possesses.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Does it say like paid like paid person, like they
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: use the products and now we've paid them to be
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: in the commercial. Does it say that anyone.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Let's watch and see. Okay, So one time.
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: It strained so much that I literally passed off on
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: the toilet. I think that no people went to the
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: bathroom every day. I would go once every three or
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: four days.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: The way I was feeling it was like I had
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: an anchored time.
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: To me, it felt like I was very limited in
• 20:39
  Speaker 8: terms of what I could eat.
• 20:41
  Speaker 9: Does take a toll It's not only physical, it's an
• 20:44
  Speaker 9: emotional thing.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: But after taking a line, it was a huge difference.
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: Pelleluia, I had a perfect number two in softer and
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: it was easy.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: So it in there. You could see some fine print,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: but I don't know if I can actually see it
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: well enough to read it.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: M M. Where you guys work. Oh, I was gonna
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: say that that. Are you trying to see if these
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: are actually paid?
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I'm trying. So this is what makes this commercial so difficult.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I couldn't find it online anywhere because, believe me, I looked,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: and because I've typed in the product so many times
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: while doing searches. I'm now getting hit on social media
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: and all across the internet with constipation medication ads. So
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: my commitment to you guys is that high.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Your phone just thinks you're a You're just a weird
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: guy who likes to go to a Zoom Mexico constipated.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: There is that, there is that legitimate possibility he is,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: But I really have I've been getting hit with these
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: commercials non stop.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: For the last time I was. I was about to
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: look it up, and when you said that, I'm like, no, No,
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: I can't do that now, right, Like I can't put
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: that in my search.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: See, because it used to be we'd all be worried
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: about what's in our search history in general, Like what
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: if someone sees what our search history is. Now it's
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: you have to be careful what you search for because
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: now you're going to get ads for those things.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, poop drugs is what you'll get.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: So I actually do have here the disclaimer at the
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: bottom of the screen for the Constipated Redhead. These statements.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: or prevent any disease. Well doesn't say anything about whether
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: or not it's a paid endorsement, or if it's an actor,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: or if it's an actor a role, or if it's
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: an actual user of the product.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Now, is this a laxative, I'm guessing, or it's like
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: a fiber pill a meta musical.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Judging by the website, It's kind of no, it's not fiber.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: It looks it works differently. I may order it so
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: you know, I'll let you.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Know the pills are the girl? Or are you going
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: to see if you can do a bundle.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: A number two for a number two? Uh? That would
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: be great.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Let me see. Here's another disclaimer. Use only as directed.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: If you have or suspect you have a specific medical
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: conditioner or disease, please contact your healthcare provider. Still nothing
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: about whether or not this you know these words are true?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: So I don't know if this girl, like I said,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: is just an actress or if she's an actual, honest
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: to god user of the product and that she's actually
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: passed out while trying to go number two?
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: What are the ingredients?
• 24:03
  Speaker 10: Like?
• 24:03
  Speaker 11: What's in this thing tray?
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen exactly what the ingredients are, but it
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: says it works different than fiber and.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: And obviously it has some semblance of I don't.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Know, black something to release the bowels.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: It says you can get rid of ten to fifteen
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: pounds of stored fecal matter.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Jesus, what is this for Elvis?
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: He'd still be with us today if he had this.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: He might That would be that'd be a really effective commercial.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: If Elvis had Emma, he'd be alive today.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: It sounds like they rebranded Colon blow.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Well, the other option is just poking it with a stick,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: so I guess maybe this is a better I'll t.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: It's less invasive at least, although I.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Bet this Redhead's OnlyFans account is really blowing up, especially
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: now that Trey's probably subscribed.
• 25:27
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• 27:19
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• 27:21
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• 27:25
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  Speaker 2: What was that, roch Oh, I was going to say
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: that there's an actual I think it's called syncope. I
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: think it's what it's called where people have this condition
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: where they if they strain a little too hard while
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: they're pooping, they do pass out. It is, it is
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: an actual thing.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Don't stream, don't force it, don't push. I don't think
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: that was something that was told to me as a child.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I just kind of figured that it doesn't feel right
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: to do it, so I don't think you should force
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: the issue. I think it's just do what most of
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: us men do, which is hang out in there for
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: thirty forty five minutes and just see if things happen naturally.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and some people are nervous, poor, some people are
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: a little shy, little poop shy. That does happen as well.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I've never been I've I don't think I've ever been
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: poop shy. I've been piache. I will admit I can
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: be p shy.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, so you have a hard time, like if there's
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: somebody next to you in like the urinal.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's not an always type of thing. Sometimes it
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: hits me, sometimes it doesn't. I don't really it doesn't
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: really seem to be any real rhyme or reason to it.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: But it happened the other day. Coincidentally, I was standing
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: next to Nate, our tour guide at the Mount Rainier
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: hiking excursion, and he was Nate was on my right
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: and there was some other guy from our group on
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: the left. I don't know if it's because I kind
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: of knew them or I was in the same van
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: with them for four hours, but yeah, I got I
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: got p Shi and then I ended up leaving the bathroom.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: And then when they left, I went back in and
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: went in one of the one of the stalls and
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: used that I don't.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: So what do you what do you think they thought
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: you were? Like? What happened? Because they saw you in there?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Luckily, the two of them joined on either side of me.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't say joined in that probably circumstance when they
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: both took positions at the urinal on either side of me.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: No, no joining mean they crossed streams.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it were I would have been in
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: the middle. That would have been a very different bathroom
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: experienced eye and most people just bust out champagne when
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: you reached the top or something. But no, they both
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: showed up. I was already there, so they may have
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: just thought that I was just you know, done, okay,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: and then you went back in after they left. Yeah, okay,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: so they had to notice that you were missing. Did
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: they think you were having a tri ema moment?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Considering how I was the oldest person
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: in our tour group, they may have just thought I
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: was old and dribbling because everyone else in our group
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: was legitimately in their twenties and me, as a forty
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: four almost forty five year old man, I was easily
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: the oldest in the group. There's no because kids have
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: no idea what old is when you're a kid. Right
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: when we were in our twenties, we thought forty five
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: fifty years old, And now we're all in that age
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: group forty five to fifty. Now that we are in
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: that bracket of forty five to fifty, we're like, we're
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: not that old. But when we were twenty three, We
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: sure as hell thought.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: So, Yeah, do you think they called you prostate Dan?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Probably?
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I probably did old prostate Dan gets pea Shi.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Where was that going with this segment?
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: But it's an actual syndrome where it's a it's a
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: it's a vass so massive vagil or vagel, I don't
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: know how you say it. Thing where it's a blood
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: pressure or heart rate everything comes into play and then
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: you faint and a lot of people are found passed
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: out on the ground.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: And and is that what happened to Elvis? It was
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: a combination of delauded and and and and this poop syndrome.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Also, he ate about ninety pounds of sandwich is a day,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: So I think there's there is a lot to do
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: with him having a massive heart attack from the synthetic
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: heroin that he was on it. I don't think he was.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I don't think he was straining.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: So it was like it was like a perfect storm
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: on the to experienced.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: That should be his greatest hits album. But yeah, it's
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: so so people out there that have it. I don't
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: think there's like a charity or a five K or
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: anything like that, but there are people out there, because.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Who wants that T shirt? Are you gonna are you
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: gonna put that on Facebook? As far as you're like, hey,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I'm doing a fundraiser for the We're we're we're running
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: for the runs.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Brown ribbon mon.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the worst live stream ever. Yeah.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you think you think you're peer poop shie. Now
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: wait until you find out your live on the internet.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I yeah, I don't. I don't force it. I don't
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: think that's right. I don't think that's healthy. And then
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: isn't that how you get hemorrhoids?
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I think that's a bacteria. But you can like like
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: burst blood vessels from from straining as well.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Now I know what a prolapse is. I've I've seen
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: that weightlifter photo them all the way back in the
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: nineties that I think we all saw. So I know
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: what that is. And you don't want that.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: No, Yes, you can get hemorrhoids from straining.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Trey appreciate that.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I thought it was more of a bacteria thing,
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: but yeah, I mean so there, Yeah.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I'm sure bacteria might play a role, but yeah, that
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: was my whole thing is like, all right, look, let's
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: have a serious middle aged man discussion? Here, what is
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: the hemhoids? Because look, all of our dads have passed,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: and I never got to the point to ask my
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: dad about, you know, hemorrhoids, because he gave me the
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: talk when I was like ten.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: And emrhoids.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, about sex. But we we never got
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: to the hemorrhoid talk.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: That's a weird conversation with the ten year old.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: So what's the sex talk? If we're being honest. But
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I appreciate him being ahead of the curve, but he
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: and I never had the opportunity, or maybe it was intentional.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: We never talked about, you know, the hemorrhoid talk or
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the middle aged man talk, like as a man, you
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: tell you He told me as his son, Okay, you're
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: gonna your body's gonna go through some changes, and that
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: was puberty. But there's never a second talk to prepare
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: you for being middle aged. Right, Like he showed me
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: how to put on a condom when I was like thirteen,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: not on himself. I could see your face rage, I
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: could see you form in the words he used a cucumber,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Except the problem was he didn't use a regular cucumber,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: like he actually skinned the cucumber, so it looked like
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: a penis, and so it's wet, and he tried to
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: put a lubricated condom on. My wife's looking at me like,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: what the hell are you saying?
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm looking at you the same.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: So my dad's trying to show me how to put
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: on a condom, and he's doing it on this cut
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: up cucumber that looks like a penis. Well, the problem
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: is it's very wet, right, and so he then tries
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: to get a lubricating condom onto this cut up cucumber,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: and the condom shoots off the tip of a cucumber
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: to the blinds in the kitchen. Oh and high, I
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: miss her.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad you recorded that commercial.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: But I'm still wondering. I never had the chance to
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: ask my dad how do you get hem roids? And
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: what do you do about him? I'm still I'm still
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: hung up on the condom that's still stuck in the
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: blinds in the window. Ah, I can guarantee you right now,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: the only person laughing harder at this story than the
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: three of us is my step mom, who is absolutely
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: probably passed out from laughing so hard.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: I was about to pass up from the screen too.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Your dad's never gave you the sex talk or have
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: followed up with how to a few years later, followed
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: up with here's how you, you know, practice safe sex
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: talk with a with a you know, a human like cucumber.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: Now there had been you know, I think my dad
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: just assumed you could figure it out.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: This has to be something to do with the helmet
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: and a big pencil.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Did you say, dannym it?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, though the pencil was bigger.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Uh No, my mother was. My mother was a nurse,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: so it's very clinical. It was very much this is
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: why this happens. This is why this happens, and here's
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: what you need to use and here's how to use it.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: And it was a I don't know why we're talking
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: about this.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know what I shared. All you guys do
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: whenever I share, is it make fun of me?
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: It was a banana? Uh not a skinned? Well?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Did she did she peel the banana? Did she?
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: So?
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Your mom, the nurse, gave you the sex talk and
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: using a banana unfield? Okay, and Trey, your dad just
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: kind of left you to figure it out for yourself. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: And so then i'd save to assume then that none
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: of us got the mid the middle aged talk about
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: what to expect when you, you know, hit middle age
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: and all the changes. It's like it's like the second
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: major body change that you go through as a man.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: I was told, like, if you like when you're working out,
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  Speaker 2: like you have to be careful because of the sweat.
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  Speaker 2: Like that's why I thought it was a bacterial thing,
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: like the sweat, Like you have to make sure that
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: you wash up properly after working out because that's what
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: can cause them as well.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the hemorrhishere's the word back. Okay, gotcha, Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: The only thing I really have to do about hemorrhoids
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  Speaker 4: is my godfather, who is in the Chiefs Hall of Fame.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: At one time was voted one of the top ten
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: toughest players play in the NFL. Played with a broken back,
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: broken arm, broken leg. I mean this is back in the.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Sixties, and rub some dirt on it and yes, And.
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  Speaker 4: The story he would tell is that of all the things,
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  Speaker 4: the most painful thing he ever did was play the
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  Speaker 4: day after having hemorhoid surgery. And he would do this
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  Speaker 4: thing where he would he would say, and make a
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: tackle and then he would prance off the field to
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  Speaker 4: get just go sit on those pillows, you know those
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: donut pillows you have after hemorrhoid surgery. He said that
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: was the most painful thing ever did Oh my.
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  Speaker 1: God, I thought you were going to say he would
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: he would prance over the sidelines and stick his acid
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  Speaker 1: in the ice bucket.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Don't drink the brown gatorig.
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  Speaker 1: I think we need to replay this segment on Father's Day.
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  Speaker 3: Be a very awkward moment with trainer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that tape job?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Look like?
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  Speaker 3: Bad? Use to stick them.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: It would be a really really inopportune time to use
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  Speaker 1: that blue stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy, it's gonna take me a while to recover
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• 41:24
  Speaker 1: want to switch gears. This story submitted by our very
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: own Raj Sharma. The remains of an elderly couple who
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: vanished from a California nudist ranch have been id'd at
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: a neighbor's house.
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  Speaker 2: It's not until you see them that you're like, this
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  Speaker 2: is not what it's supposed to be.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's Unfortunately, if you have any experience with
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: watching HBO's Real Sex, or if you've actually into a
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: nudist colony or seen one on the news or something,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: You're right, Raj, it's never what you hope. And this
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: is another classic example of that. But it's also a
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: sad version of the story. The remains of an elderly
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: couple who vanished from a California nudist ranch late last
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: month were found in the home of their neighbor, who
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: had been arrested on suspicion of their murders after being
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: found at an underground bunker days earlier. Jesus, this story's
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: got layers, yep. Both were last seen at their residence
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: at Olive Dell Ranch, a newdist resort r V park
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: in Redlands, California. All right, I noted. I've noticed something
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: in my limited experience at r V parks and nudist resorts,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: let alone, when you combine the two as well as
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: rehab facilities, they seem to have very very similar sounding names.
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  Speaker 1: Like here here you've got the Olive Dell Ranch. In
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: North Texas, we've got what is it, the green Oaks,
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  Speaker 1: So green Oaks if you didn't know if it, if
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: you didn't know green Oaks was a rehabilitation hospital, you
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: might assume it might be an RV park or a
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: nudist camp. I mean, when you walk in the door,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: it'll probably be some good clues. But otherwise, just based
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: on the name, you really don't know. That's why it's
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: important to include that after the title, like it says
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: all of Dell Ranch, but it does, and then hopefully
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: underneath the sign it says a nudist RV resort.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Now, are you driving the RV naked? Or do you
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: do you pull up in the RV and then get naked?
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Do you know how it worked? You said you had
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: minimal experience with RVs and nudist colonies.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Now RV I have more experience with r vs. Now,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: when Tara and I had our r vs, they weren't
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: the coaches, the motor coaches that you drive it just
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: ours were trailers, so we kept our clothes on we were
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: driving our trailer around. I've never been a nudist. Now,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I've known people that have been to newdist camps. I've
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: seen news reports a lot, and I watched HBO's Real Sex,
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  Speaker 1: so I know a little bit. And that's all I know.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: So I don't know if when the nudist is driving
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: their RV, if they're nude while driving it. I'm just
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: gonna assume they are because it's their seat. They can
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: wipe their ass on whatever they want. But I don't
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: know for sure, like it might make it awkward when
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: you know, I think it pulled over right, Okay.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: So you've not yourself been to a newdist place.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: No, although I will say this also, if if you're
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: a nudist and you're driving your RV naked and you
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: find yourself in the middle of a road rage incident,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: it really adds a whole new level of rage if
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: you exit your RV to road rage on someone while naked,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Because I think that really adds to the seriousness.
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  Speaker 3: Of the situation.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: It's like he's so mad he couldn't he bothered to
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: put on a robe.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, there's there's too many questions that I have
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: in my head and we don't need it. I'll ask
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: those off the air.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I don't think we have the answers for you, j anyway,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: So if you have a surprise, yeah.
• 45:17
  Speaker 12: Well, if you had a heart on, that's what I
• 45:20
  Speaker 12: was about, waiting to do it off the air.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Guess, I guess if you're on the receiving end, then
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: that's how you can tell how mad he is.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Yep, that's what I was gonna ask, and I'm glad
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: we answered it.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Good job, Trey, good job. That's good work everybody. Once
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: again asking the big important questions, asking the hard questions
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: inside the treehouse.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: That's what we do.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow. What is it, Trey?
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: I don't care how mad you are, how the guy
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: hits out with a boner.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: You're going the other way.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care what we were fighting about. I
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: think you win.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: My bad because if you lose that battle, Yeah, what's happened.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just standing over you.