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Achtung Scooby Gang (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Because it's time for the movie threat.
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  Speaker 2: The most important part of anyone's week.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, sure.
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  Speaker 2: Because, yeah, as you know, we have to come up
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  Speaker 2: with movies. We're putting our list together now. We've still
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  Speaker 2: got holes because people out there are slackers and are
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  Speaker 2: not giving us movies.
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  Speaker 4: So then I have to go out.
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  Speaker 2: Into the world and find movies and be like, look,
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  Speaker 2: do you want us to watch this crap? So this outing,
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  Speaker 2: I actually, as you know, I go to a lot
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  Speaker 2: of ridiculous stores.
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  Speaker 4: Some are just kind of ghetto. So this one, thrifty
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  Speaker 4: as it was, they had a ton of movies.
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  Speaker 2: Like I hadn't been to this place in like a
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  Speaker 2: long time and I forgot they even had anything.
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  Speaker 4: And then I started looking.
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  Speaker 2: Through and I'm like, I don't think they know what
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  Speaker 2: they've got. These are actually kind of good options. And
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  Speaker 2: then I'm like, oh, these are all cheap. So I got,
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  Speaker 2: this will put it in perspective, not like I'm blowing
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  Speaker 2: a ton of money. I ended up with like.
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  Speaker 4: A old school grocery bag.
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  Speaker 2: Of DVDs I got some VHS tapes.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even have a player at this point.
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  Speaker 2: I was just like, this is cool and I like
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  Speaker 2: the cover.
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  Speaker 4: And it was super cheap. So the thing was stacked
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  Speaker 4: with movies.
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  Speaker 2: I got like a pair of shoes and a remote
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  Speaker 2: control and a paddle ball game. I had like all
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  Speaker 2: of this stuff. Oh, and a drinking glass with Darren
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  Speaker 2: McGavin on it. Oh, fantastic. No joke on that one.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, well, I'm not passing this up. Obviously
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  Speaker 2: I need this.
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  Speaker 4: So all of this crap, $ 18. Nice. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: so I'm not blowing tons of money.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just super thrifty with my buying of crap. So,
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  Speaker 2: but to put it in perspective, all of those.
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  Speaker 4: Movies I got, I still didn't get this one. That's
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  Speaker 4: what we're dealing with here. But very fitting for our
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  Speaker 4: current movie.
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  Speaker 2: Of the week, as we get into Roxy Hunter, or
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  Speaker 2: as it is officially titled, Roxy Hunter and the Mystery
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  Speaker 2: of the Moody Ghost Movie.
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  Speaker 4: Here, if you want to see Roxy. Here she is.
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  Speaker 2: Aww.
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  Speaker 4: It seems like something I would have bought, actually.
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  Speaker 3: That was there, though, and you didn't buy it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was there and I didn't buy it.
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  Speaker 2: But when I turned it around, I was like, wow,
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  Speaker 2: this looks really bad.
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  Speaker 4: And that's coming from me, who watches mostly children's programming.
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  Speaker 2: But the plot breakdown here, if we want to go
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  Speaker 2: into it, After moving to an eerie old house in
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  Speaker 2: the country, nine-year-old super sleuth.
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  Speaker 4: Roxy stumbles onto a world filled with unsolved mysteries, secret plots,
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  Speaker 4: and spooky spirits. Yes, that's what it said. Spooky spirits!
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  Speaker 2: Now Roxy and her best friend and boy genius Max
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  Speaker 2: must race to save their home, reunite a lost love,
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  Speaker 2: and uncover a true villain in the mystery of the
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  Speaker 2: moody ghost or something like that.
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  Speaker 4: So the moody ghost it looks pretty.
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  Speaker 2: Bad actually after i didn't buy it i went and
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  Speaker 2: watched the trailer online and it looks pretty bad like
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't even nickelodeon level it says as seen on
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  Speaker 2: nickelodeon but it wasn't even like one of theirs it's
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  Speaker 2: like something in the early days they picked up because
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  Speaker 2: they needed to fill time it's that level.
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  Speaker 3: Of budget so apparently there's four roxy hunter movies that
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  Speaker 3: Also doesn't surprise me. Roxy Hunter and the Mystery of
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  Speaker 3: the Moody Ghost. Roxy Hunter and the Secret of the Shaman.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Roxy Hunter and the Myth of the Mermaid. Roxy Hunter
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  Speaker 3: and the Horrific Halloween.
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  Speaker 1: Fun.
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  Speaker 3: So they're big on alliteration.
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  Speaker 4: All of those. We could be watching.
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  Speaker 2: All of those because you guys won't give us a
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  Speaker 2: better option is what I'm saying. We could be running
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  Speaker 2: through the entire quadrology of Roxy Hunter because you won't
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  Speaker 2: give us a better option.
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  Speaker 1: And just to clarify, the full title has the word
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  Speaker 1: movie in it?
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  Speaker 4: That one did.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know about the other ones.
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  Speaker 3: Well, on Wikipedia, it just says Roxy Hunter and the
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  Speaker 3: Mystery of the Moody Ghost.
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  Speaker 4: But on the cover, it says movie. Yep. I'm looking
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  Speaker 4: at it now.
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  Speaker 2: The last word is movie. Maybe it was also a series.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they had to specify. This isn't your old weekly
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  Speaker 2: Roxy Hunter show. This is a theatrical film that we
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  Speaker 2: put together with Roxy. The movie. The movie.
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  Speaker 3: This is a great way to start a synopsis. In 1944,
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  Speaker 3: a woman who was planning to get engaged was stopped
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  Speaker 3: by her father's gun.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my.
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  Speaker 4: Well, kids.
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  Speaker 3: Not murdered by her father, but stopped by his gun.
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  Speaker 4: He smacked her upside the head with it. Like, stop. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: A little pistol whipping gets you back in order. You
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  Speaker 4: don't need to marry him. Jesus. See what we're left with.
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  Speaker 2: Just. Join the Meltdown Horror Club and give us better
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  Speaker 2: movies to watch, is what we're saying.
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  Speaker 4: Otherwise, we're stuck with Roxy.
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  Speaker 3: Or, again, like I always say, if you want to
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  Speaker 3: join up and tell us to watch worse movies, that's fine, too.
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  Speaker 4: We'll do it.
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  Speaker 3: We would like you to be part of our clubhouse.
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  Speaker 2: And once you're in there, you'll hear us say amazing
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  Speaker 2: things like this. Finally.
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  Speaker 3: You ever watch one of those movies that you're like,
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  Speaker 3: I gotta see this.
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  Speaker 4: Then you see it. This has been on my list forever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you finally see it and you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: it was more fun when I didn't see this.
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  Speaker 4: I played that game to some extent.
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  Speaker 3: Because there were parts of this movie that were like,
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  Speaker 3: this is getting kind of sweet. And then if a
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  Speaker 3: puppet would have just shown up, I'd have been like,
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  Speaker 3: this is the best movie ever. Which I often say
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  Speaker 3: about puppets. You hear like a rumbling noise and then
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  Speaker 3: you see... thousands of bunny rabbits just go hopping through
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  Speaker 3: and it matches up but that's.
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  Speaker 4: Amazing yeah but no at the same time.
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  Speaker 5: And here's what you get oh my god it is
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  Speaker 5: life-size rabbits wearing people clothes walking around talking and doing things.
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  Speaker 3: That movie was good, but I wish they would have
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  Speaker 3: shown the monster that it's supposed to be about more.
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  Speaker 4: This is the opposite. This is the opposite.
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  Speaker 3: At a certain point, you're like, will I please stop
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  Speaker 3: showing all these giant bunnies?
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  Speaker 1: Also, when they broke into her house and were looking around,
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  Speaker 1: at one point they opened a door and there was
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  Speaker 1: a shelf of a bunch of jars. Those looked like fetuses, right?
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  Speaker 4: Kind of. Was that just me? I was like.
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  Speaker 3: That's the death by STD, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, essentially.
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  Speaker 3: Like supernatural STD.
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  Speaker 2: It's trying so hard to make some sort of statement about.
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  Speaker 3: Our current culture.
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  Speaker 2: All of the people involved in this are social media influencers, blah, blah, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: So it's trying to make some sort of... Trying to
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  Speaker 2: make a statement about that, I think.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's just presenting it as though it has some sort
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  Speaker 2: of opinion on social media or influencers or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that it really does.
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  Speaker 3: I just read the premise of this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently, this was used in a psychological study.
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  Speaker 4: I can understand that.
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  Speaker 3: Two, this was used as a stimulus in a psychological
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  Speaker 3: experiment on the effects of acetaminophen on existential crisis.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, God. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And maybe whatever it was doing is only available overseas
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  Speaker 2: now and we can't watch it here, so. Oops. Oh, well.
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  Speaker 3: I even, and like I said, I even tried the
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  Speaker 3: porno tube sites and nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Now, granted, I didn't try.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't try all of the porno tube sites.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I was already there, so I typed it in. But,
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  Speaker 4: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah. But there was, no joke, a secret passage
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  Speaker 2: from one room into a next where you could have
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  Speaker 2: someone completely locked away and then you could open that
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  Speaker 2: to give them their, like, tray.
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  Speaker 4: Of food as you keep them prisoner.
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  Speaker 2: For years on end. Just saying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm working on my gruel recipes.
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  Speaker 4: This is how Nora rolls.
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  Speaker 3: The fact that you want to perfect.
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  Speaker 4: Gruel is impressive. You don't want it to be good.
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  Speaker 2: How do I make it the most bland and horrible
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  Speaker 2: experience I can for these people that I've trapped in
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  Speaker 2: my basement? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Let's say your mom kills her lover's family.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Do you keep living next door to the house and
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  Speaker 3: then renting it out to new people while leaving possible
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  Speaker 3: evidence in the house at the same time?
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  Speaker 4: What if mom worked in a cave? You know, like
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  Speaker 4: moms do. Caves and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like he had a really good idea with
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  Speaker 3: the whole having sex with the prostitute.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not So don't put that on the list.
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting tired of comments about our society.
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  Speaker 4: Again, there's a good way to do it. At least
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  Speaker 4: it has something to say. This doesn't even have anything
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  Speaker 4: to say.
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  Speaker 2: It's just trying to say a lot about it and
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  Speaker 2: hope that comes together as a comment.
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  Speaker 3: But it's not.
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  Speaker 4: It's just.
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  Speaker 4: If you're from that part of the world, break it
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  Speaker 4: down for us. Please let us know. We're dumb Americans, really.
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  Speaker 3: Join the Horror Club and suggest another movie for us
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  Speaker 3: to watch.
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  Speaker 4: Could be Austrian. Could be whatever you want.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 4: Go to MovieMeltdown.com.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: Click the Patreon link and join the Meltdown Horror Club.
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  Speaker 3: Save us from Roxy.
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  Speaker 2: Please. More than this. You know there's nothing more than this.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me one thing more than this.
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  Speaker 4: No, there's nothing.