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Episode #3843 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: It's Phil Henry and I'm Margaret Gray just too. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Drag General Given Shaw, welcome to the program. And today
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Speaker 1: is the anniver of our very first show that we
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Speaker 1: did in Florida one year ago. We were at the theater. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: the Bananana River. I can't. I can't say it. I
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Speaker 1: just yeah, it's General Shaw. What's going on with you?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just ever since we got back,
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Speaker 1: I can no longer say Bananana Na.
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Speaker 3: But what is it?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's something that it sticks in my
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Speaker 1: throat like I can't say it. Is it psychological? You think, yes,
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Speaker 1: I do, Well, what is it? I don't know. It's
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Speaker 1: something about we did the very first show You're right, Phill,
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Speaker 1: a year ago today, and you know, there were great
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Speaker 1: high hopes and it was a beautiful studio, a beautiful
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Speaker 1: town home that you rented there on the beach. But
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Speaker 1: something inside of me said that we weren't long for
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Speaker 1: the world. Well, I know you missed California. Of course
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Speaker 1: I miss California. I mean, you know, mister Ender, you went.
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Speaker 1: Of course I missed. Okay, Man, do we have to
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Speaker 1: keep pointing that out? I don't think we do.
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Speaker 3: You told me to.
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Speaker 1: You told me to point it out every time your
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Speaker 1: voice cracked. Yeh sure, I don't remember that at all.
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Speaker 3: I think you did. Phil.
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Speaker 1: Can we get back to what we're talking? Go ahead, General, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: So one year ago when you said, let's go ahead
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Speaker 1: and identify our studios as the studios on the banana.
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Speaker 1: No navana, you're kidding. No, I'm not kidding. Do we
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Speaker 1: have to get doctor Sadler here, you get get Ron Turner.
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Speaker 1: Ron Turner is more his speech glottlements. What do you
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Speaker 1: mean speech glottiment? You mean that the epiglottal general the
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Speaker 1: epiglottal as opposed to the esophagus. The esophagus is the windpipe.
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Speaker 1: The epiglottal is where the I think that's where the
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Speaker 1: I don't know, the vocal cord suit.
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Okay, So anyway, we'll get to doctor Ron Turner or
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Speaker 1: Jim Sadlern here. So we're talking here. That's a very
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Speaker 1: weird thing you got going on. I know, it's just
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Speaker 1: because I think that I think, I'm I'm glad we're
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Speaker 1: here back in California. I know that it was a
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Speaker 1: traumatic thing to move there. I know you had high hopes.
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Speaker 1: We all did, Phil and then they can just came
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Speaker 1: crashing down. They didn't come crashing down. We made better
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Speaker 1: to decisions and uh and we're better people for it. Okay, general,
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Speaker 1: Where where were we where? Where was the studio. It
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Speaker 1: was on the But.
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Speaker 3: Are you serious.
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Speaker 1: I'm serious. I've not been able to say, but here
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Speaker 1: it comes. Well, it's funny, man, of course, it's funny.
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Speaker 1: Everything on this show is funny. Push a guy, Push
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Speaker 1: a guy in a wheelchair, he said, Gal. No, I didn't.
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Speaker 1: I said a guy. Well, you said push a gile,
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Speaker 1: I mean a guy. Folks, this constant pointing out mistakes.
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Speaker 1: You told us too, mister Injy, you told us too.
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Speaker 1: On account you said you gotta know where to edit.
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Speaker 1: I know, but that's just chicken shit. He said a guy,
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Speaker 1: He said a gal. It sounded like he said a
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Speaker 1: guy alone. Anyway, a guy is Well, now, I forget
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Speaker 1: what I was gonna say. You were saying that everything's
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Speaker 1: a laughing around here. Yes, you push a man in
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Speaker 1: a wheelchair into this studio. Henry breaks out laughing. That's bullshit.
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Speaker 1: That's bullshit. Oh god, you just sounded like a girl.
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Speaker 3: You went to that.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to kick you out of here in about
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Speaker 1: five seconds, you understand, yes, sir?
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Speaker 3: All right?
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Speaker 1: On the line with this is doctor Jim Sandler, and
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Speaker 1: we're very grateful. And also we have doctor Ron Tarner
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Speaker 1: from Mountain Meadow observatory, Doctor Turner, Are you there?
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Speaker 2: I feel it right here. Doctor Sandler and I were
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Speaker 2: just speaking a few minutes ago.
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Speaker 4: We were talking about me traveling to to what.
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Speaker 2: Don't tell them? What we were talking about. Why you
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Speaker 2: think it's just don't tell them anyway?
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Speaker 1: What's so secret about it?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't kidding? What is so secret about it? Okay,
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Speaker 2: Well it sounds like it's not some kind of a
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Speaker 2: homosexual I say that. I said, if you keep it
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Speaker 2: quiet because I know what my wife knowing that, I'm
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Speaker 2: going to have the guys up here for a couple
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Speaker 2: of laughs.
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Speaker 4: We're talking about going to the Mountain Meadow Observatory, Phil
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Speaker 4: and seeing what doctor Turner works.
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Speaker 2: Here.
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Speaker 4: We're going to stay, I have a barbecue, and you
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Speaker 4: know what your wife to know about it?
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Speaker 2: I know I don't want it to know about it.
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Speaker 1: Are you're not married, doctor Tarner? Oh?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been buried about a year.
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Speaker 1: What's your name?
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Speaker 2: What's your name? What's your name? Goddamn, you're kidding. You
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Speaker 2: don't know her name? I know her a day so well, here,
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Speaker 2: Amanda a man? You share about that? Yes, I'm sure,
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Speaker 2: but have a little bit of respect.
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Speaker 1: Well, how come you can't you remember your wife's name?
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Speaker 2: I did for because I've been stunned, shocked by the fact.
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Speaker 2: I wanted to keep it quiet because you know, it's dead.
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Speaker 2: She's the kind of a woman who's going to say, oh,
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Speaker 2: you're having your friends in, and she'll begin to panic.
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Speaker 2: She's going to think it's going to be some kind
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Speaker 2: of a guy. Weicked.
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Speaker 1: Well, guys are coming in from out the state, right.
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Speaker 4: I'm coming in from California, and there's a couple of guys.
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Speaker 2: Doctor. I know, doctor is coming in from from Dallas.
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Speaker 2: A few of the guys are coming in. I just
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Speaker 2: I hadn't talked her about it yet.
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Speaker 1: All right, Well, then won't talk any more about that.
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Speaker 1: But here, happy to have both of you guys on
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Speaker 1: the line with us. Doctor Ron Tarner at Mountain Meadow
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Speaker 1: in Colorado. Doctor Jim Stadler in San Diego, California on
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Speaker 1: the line with us as well. In the studio with
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Speaker 1: us is is doctor doct General Galen Show. How are
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Speaker 1: you guys doing?
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Speaker 2: HEYDI General? How are you speech problem?
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Speaker 1: Well, the problem that I'm having is is this, I'm
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Speaker 1: having a difficult time saying the word bananaa You.
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Speaker 2: Can't you can't say what Sty can't say.
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Speaker 1: He can't say banana, banana.
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Speaker 2: All right. So, and that's tied in with what I think.
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Speaker 1: I think as I was telling Phil and the the
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Speaker 1: rest of the guys, I think it's tied in with
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Speaker 1: the kind of a lot of the events that happened
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Speaker 1: in Florida. It was not a particularly happy time. It
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Speaker 1: was up and down.
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Speaker 3: Uh, you know.
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Speaker 1: And I don't want to go into any detailed film,
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Speaker 1: all right, that's fine. But while it was a beautiful
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Speaker 1: place and we had a good time there, in a
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Speaker 1: lot of different ways, it probably didn't work out for
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Speaker 1: Phil And you know, we were going back and forth
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Speaker 1: between the coast. Patsy came out. I got involved, You
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Speaker 1: got involved? How what happened? Now? I didn't get involved
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Speaker 1: with another woman, and not the way you're thinking. But
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Speaker 1: I had a friendship. I was on the phone with
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Speaker 1: some with a gallon I met up there in Cocoa Beach.
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Speaker 1: She was down from Philadelphia. So you had like a
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Speaker 1: not a love affair. No, it was not a love affair,
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Speaker 1: all right, Well what was it? It was? It was
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Speaker 1: a romantic friendship. Oh you're kidding me. No, And what
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Speaker 1: does Patsy think about that. Patsy's fine with it now,
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Speaker 1: but it took a lot of talking through. I was
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Speaker 1: not aware of this at all.
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Speaker 3: Did this?
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Speaker 1: When did this take place? Yeah, you'd say nothing to
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Speaker 1: nobody about it. You guys don't know that I was
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Speaker 1: on the phone every night, right, I knew you were
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Speaker 1: on the phone. You were talking to this girl. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's not exactly a girl, but a romantic friendship. So
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Speaker 1: you were in love with her? No, I would not
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Speaker 1: say that I was in love with her. We just
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Speaker 1: hit it off. We were up at one of those
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Speaker 1: No King's demonstrations there in Cocoa Beach, and it was
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Speaker 1: in October. You were up in New York. Okay, and
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Speaker 1: we you know, so Patsy knows about this. Patsy knows,
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Speaker 1: she's We worked through it. It was It was tough, But
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Speaker 1: ever since then, it's difficult for me. Doctors Turner and
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Speaker 1: and what's the other guy?
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's doctor Shadle.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, doctor Sadler.
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Speaker 2: What is with you? Man? You can't say but that
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Speaker 2: you can't shave Dana.
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Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, Even as bad as I say Banana,
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Speaker 1: I'm glad I don't say it the way you say it.
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Speaker 2: I heard you have in the mocking way.
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Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying, yeah, you're okay, let's back up. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I need to back up. You're right, doctor Sadler. Everything's fine,
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Speaker 1: But I did I was I think traumatized or traumatatized.
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Speaker 1: However you say it, Well, you.
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Speaker 2: Feel guilty and that is now affecting your speech. You
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Speaker 2: feel guilty even though you've explained everything to Patsy. Have
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Speaker 2: you broken it up with this woman?
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Speaker 1: Yes, that's right. We don't talk anymore. You're sure, Yes,
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Speaker 1: I'm sure. How would I not be sure of something
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Speaker 1: like that? Well, Margot, you're just sitting there tapping your
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Speaker 1: toe in the floor. I'm shocked. I had no idea.
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Speaker 1: Patsy is a wonderful woman. She doesn't deserve that. I
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Speaker 1: did not cheat on her. Per se. Well, you know
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Speaker 1: what they say, general, you know, it's like the vice
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Speaker 1: is really the lust is in the mind. Phil. You know,
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Speaker 1: thanks so much for making me feel better. What a dickhead? Well,
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Speaker 1: I mean, well, you didn't do it, so you know
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Speaker 1: you didn't give in the temptation or anything like that.
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Speaker 1: I guess you know you could have. You could have
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Speaker 1: had some physical contact with her right, I could have
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Speaker 1: here she was she lived in Cocoa Beach.
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Speaker 2: All right, So you met this woman at the No Kings.
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Speaker 2: Probably what happened was the two of you hit it
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Speaker 2: off in terms of your personal philosophy and you know,
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Speaker 2: and you had this cop was just a phone conversation.
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Speaker 1: It was only on the phone. Yeah, all right. So
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Speaker 1: you didn't meet her for coffee or drinks.
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Speaker 3: No, I did not.
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Speaker 1: No, I did not. You wouldn't be lying to us,
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Speaker 1: would you.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: I feel I'm not lying to you. Okay, I believe me.
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Speaker 1: I feel confident I did not.
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Speaker 2: Yet you're here. You have this speech you PTI it
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Speaker 2: inspired the doctor Sattle. You could wait if you would.
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Speaker 2: Do you think that this is the cause of it?
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Speaker 4: It's difficult to shay. I think there's some residual guilt there.
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Speaker 4: So when you think about the Banana River, doctor, I
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Speaker 4: mean the General Shaw, when you think about the Banana River, okay,
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Speaker 4: the Banana Riva?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, yes, the Banana River.
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Speaker 2: They we're trying to get you to just say it
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Speaker 2: without thinking about it, and you can't do it. Can
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Speaker 2: you know?
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Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it right now. I'm thinking about try
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Speaker 1: and think about good times. Think about good times when
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Speaker 1: when you were up there, when you were at the
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Speaker 1: Banana River. Okay, I'm thinking about good times on the
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Speaker 1: Banina od it's gotten worse.
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Speaker 2: It is getting worse.
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Speaker 1: It does get worse. When I'm on display like this,
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Speaker 1: they get more nervous. All right. Well, so what are
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Speaker 1: we trying to do here, doctor Sadler and Tartar? Are
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Speaker 1: we trying to Are we trying to cure him of this?
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Speaker 2: I think it's something filled. It's very simple, as simple
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Speaker 2: as simply getting him to relieve some of the guilt.
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Speaker 2: Because he was forthcoming with Patsy about this so called
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Speaker 2: romantic relationship. He broke it off. He's back here at Californ.
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Speaker 2: You pats are still together.
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Speaker 1: Right, General, Yes we are, Thank goodness.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Doctor Sadler.
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Speaker 4: Well, I think I like the idea of having you
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Speaker 4: Shay Banana without even thinking about it. So kids, you
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Speaker 4: just just very casually, General Shaw, very casually approach the
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Speaker 4: word banana.
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Speaker 2: Just as if you're saying, you know, like you're not
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Speaker 2: even thinking about it. Hey, General Shaw, I'll do this, Hey,
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Speaker 2: General Shaw, Let's go across that river. What's it called
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Speaker 2: the end?
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Speaker 1: All right? You want me to say, what's it again?
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Speaker 2: I want you to just very quickly tell me what's
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Speaker 2: the name of that river over there?
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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, Actually we're saying, be casual about it. Yes, okay,
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Speaker 1: we'll give it to me.
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Speaker 2: Again, General Shaw, what's the name of that river over there? Oh?
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Speaker 1: Well, that's the Banana nod.
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Speaker 2: Boy, it is good. Worse.
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Speaker 1: See when they laugh, it makes it, It makes it
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Speaker 1: even worse.
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Speaker 4: All right, say Banana now Buoodoo?
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Speaker 1: Oh bullysh, this is bullshit. You're making this up. Why
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Speaker 1: would I make it Upfield? Do I look like I'm
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Speaker 1: making it up? Well, I mean so so the casualists,
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Speaker 1: you're you think that's the cure, Doctor Sandler, I.
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Speaker 2: Think that is the cure. All right, let's say this. Hey,
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Speaker 2: you know what I'm going to do, doctors, I mean,
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Speaker 2: you know what I'm gonna do, General Shaw. I'm gonna
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Speaker 2: take the river boat them take the ferry across the
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Speaker 2: Banana River. What times?
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Speaker 4: What's what's the name of the the dock over there?
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Speaker 4: Is it named after the river? What's it called?
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Speaker 1: Well, the dock over there is called Hellman's Ferry.
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Speaker 2: No, you're supposed to say Banada like I said, the
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Speaker 2: name of the dock the dock.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the end, Doc.
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Speaker 2: Fuck, oh man, this I don't know.
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Speaker 1: It's obviously general Shaw. Some kind of a guilt thing
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Speaker 1: happened to you. We're not sure what that was. It affected,
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Speaker 1: it's affecting your speech. You feel fine about Patsy?
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Speaker 3: What do you mean? Feel fine?
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Speaker 1: I'm not happy what I did to her, But I mean,
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Speaker 1: have you have you straightened out with her? Yes? I
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Speaker 1: have because there was no physical relationship. Well that's very
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Speaker 1: very important. A woman wants to know because you cheat
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Speaker 1: on a woman physically and you're lucky to stay alive.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe that's it.
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Speaker 4: Okay, So you're you're you're you were fary for your life,
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Speaker 4: you are fearing for your wife, and you feel like
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Speaker 4: you just made it out with you with you. Excuse
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Speaker 4: me for saying this, Margaret, you feel it. You made
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Speaker 4: it a general show with you, poles intact.
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Speaker 3: That's right, you.
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Speaker 2: Got that right.
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Speaker 1: I was.
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Speaker 2: I was.
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Speaker 1: I was grateful that Patsy and I stayed together, but
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Speaker 1: more grateful that she didn't pick up a pruning knife.
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Speaker 1: God damn, due to she a violent woman could be.
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Speaker 1: I don't know, we're here with doctor Jim Sandler, doctor
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Speaker 1: Ron Tarner. We have a General Galan Shaw, who suddenly
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Speaker 1: as we were discussing our one year anniversary here of
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Speaker 1: being back here in California, but the one year anniversary
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Speaker 1: of going on the air in Florida, where we had
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Speaker 1: our studio. On one side of really where we were
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Speaker 1: was beachside. We were on the Atlantic that's what they
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Speaker 1: called it.
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Speaker 3: Beachside, the Atlantic side, right.
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Speaker 1: But behind us, across the street was the Banana River,
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Speaker 1: and the Banana River was bordered on the other side
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Speaker 1: by Merritt Island, and then the other side of that
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Speaker 1: was an Indian river. So we would say we're on
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Speaker 1: the Banana River. And I had no idea the General
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Speaker 1: Shaw did, you know, But I knew that there might
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Speaker 1: have been something wrong this morning when I said we're
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Speaker 1: gonna do it. You know, we're doing the show today.
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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk a little bit about the Banana River.
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Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, the baninia him and and then
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Speaker 1: he just he spit. He just turned and he turned
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Speaker 1: away in shame. I didn't turn away in shame.
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Speaker 3: Well you did.
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Speaker 1: You didn't finish the thought. You said, we're having a
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Speaker 1: show today about the Banana Nana River, and I said,
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Speaker 1: that's yeah. I might have tried to say it and
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Speaker 1: I couldn't. Some spittle flew out of my mouth and
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Speaker 1: I just went, that's nice. Yeah, but it sound like this.
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Speaker 1: You went, oh, okay, it's gonna be the Banana mid
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Speaker 1: you know. And then I saw a spit. Okay, you know,
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Speaker 1: I can't. Thanks for laughing, Phil. It really makes me
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Speaker 1: feel confident. Come on, general, this is this cannot be
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Speaker 1: anything that's gonna blast for any great length of time. Okay,
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Speaker 1: we're taking a break, right yes, all right, taking a
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Speaker 1: break right now. You're listing from Ted Bellcamon to the
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Speaker 1: world famous Phil Henry Show. And I want to make
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Speaker 1: world famous Phill every show here film Ted Dale King here,
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Speaker 1: thanks a lot there, Button so on the line with us,
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Speaker 1: now joining us from the Elcott Redeemery in Big Sir,
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Speaker 1: California is going to have doctor ed Elcott is with us,
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Speaker 1: and doctor Elcott. You're on the line with doctors Jim
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Speaker 1: Sadler and Tarner. How are you, sir, Phil?
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Speaker 2: I'm very good and thank you for calling me. I
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Speaker 2: love Doctor Elcott.
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Speaker 4: It's long long admired a lot of the things what
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Speaker 4: you say, love, Doctor Eillcutt.
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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Doctor Elcott. You heard us and
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Speaker 1: you thought what well.
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Speaker 2: I, General Shaw, how are you, sir, Doctor Elcott?
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Speaker 1: I've been better, But you know, I think Phil and
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Speaker 1: the rest of them are worrying about this too much.
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Speaker 2: Well, I thought that what you could be used, because
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Speaker 2: it does affect speech, is the leveling button. Now, the
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Speaker 2: leveling button is something that I can remotely direct here
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Speaker 2: from where I am at the Redeemery. Have with me,
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Speaker 2: Overlord Bugsy War.
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Speaker 1: We have Overlord Bugsy War. That's is not the name
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Speaker 1: of the guy from the Butterfield Blues beIN.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Phil, you isn't that the guy from the.
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Speaker 1: I didn't do I didn't do that.
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Speaker 2: No, that's Bugsy More Phil, this is Bugsy War. How
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Speaker 2: are you doing, Bugsy?
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Speaker 1: I'm fine?
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Speaker 2: Thank you? Bugsy can remotely operate the leveling button?
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Speaker 1: How can you direct it to General Shaw?
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Speaker 2: Bugsy? What we do, Phil, is we coordinate term to
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Speaker 2: the latitude longitude. In other words, they have the BAP coordinates.
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Speaker 2: We know whether General is using GPS, and I can
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Speaker 2: direct a short blast of the leveling beam.
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Speaker 1: Amazing, you can.
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Speaker 3: You're gonna level me only.
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Speaker 2: With your your consideration of concern, of course.
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Speaker 1: Well what do you think, General j Okay, all right,
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Speaker 1: we can Phil.
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Speaker 2: General let me just ask you, General Shaw. You begin,
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Speaker 2: you can't say it again? What's the word that you
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Speaker 2: can say?
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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm I'm not able to say the word.
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Speaker 2: But you can't say enema, No, sir.
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Speaker 1: Banana?
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Speaker 2: Oh, you can't say banana? All right?
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Speaker 3: Uh?
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Speaker 2: Well what when you hear him speak overlord? H Well,
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Speaker 2: just go right ahead and fire away. Yes, I've got it.
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Speaker 2: God damn, you're nervous, aren't you.
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Speaker 1: Oh I'm not okay, Uh, go ahead, General Shaw and
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Speaker 1: start speaking. They'll direct the leveling ray at you. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: big laugh, isn't it, Phil?
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Speaker 3: Well, it does seem a little funny directing the leveling ray.
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Speaker 2: I can tell you, ladies and gentlemen, this does work.
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Speaker 4: I suggest you just gave it a shot there, General Shaw.
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Speaker 1: All right, So General Shaw, go ahead. Well, as I
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Speaker 1: was saying to everybody, I was, uh, you know, in
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Speaker 1: the studio, and there I was at the what I
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Speaker 1: considered to be a very beautiful place right there on
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Speaker 1: the shores of and then that you do with Davy Beatie.
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Speaker 2: How's he? What's he? Sound like not good?
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Speaker 1: How you feel in General Shaw? You feel like Betty Grable?
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Speaker 1: They said, God, damn it, you are right. No, I'm
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Speaker 1: not all right? See banana l la la.
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Speaker 2: Well it seems to have improved. Phil. Let me say,
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Speaker 2: I think we should use the leveling rip.
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Speaker 1: Get out of here. You just hung up a doctor
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Speaker 1: elkottleto overlords. Oh my god, Yeah that's real bad. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you know what, man? But did they take it out
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Speaker 1: of the fee that I pay them, which is very handsome?
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Speaker 2: Uh?
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Speaker 3: You pay those guys?
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Speaker 1: Not really? But so I don't think that that worked,
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Speaker 1: General Shaw. Anybody else out of the ideas? Where's doctor Sandler?
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Speaker 2: Hi? Phil? Yeah? Rod Twter here? Phil, thanks for sidelining
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Speaker 2: us in favor of some cook, in favor of some
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Speaker 2: real kooky U some coock new a stuff. Way we
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Speaker 2: could kind of told you wasn't gonna work.
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Speaker 1: I had a curtain hanging over the We had a
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Speaker 1: curtain hanging over a Okay, I don't know what that means.
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Speaker 2: You're got a camera via show.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a curtain hanging over the lens.
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Speaker 2: Uh. Now, I forget what you're saying.
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Speaker 1: We're talking about they're talking about General Shaw. Phil, you
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Speaker 1: may need to be leveled. Yeah me, Oh shut up?
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Speaker 1: Will General say Banana one more time? Okay, I'm standing
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Speaker 1: there on the edges of the Banana the river.
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Speaker 3: Does it sound like it's improving?
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Speaker 2: You know what? It sounds like. It is a revie
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Speaker 2: a little bit, General show say you're saving. Say this,
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Speaker 2: I love my wife Patsy. I think I'll take it
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Speaker 2: to the Banana River on vacation.
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Speaker 1: I love my wife Patsy. I think I'll take it
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Speaker 1: to the do do wrong?
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Speaker 2: That was the wrong thing. Don't say that.
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Speaker 4: What you should say is this, I love my wife Patsy.
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Speaker 4: I will never let her go near the Banana River.
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Speaker 4: Go ahead.
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Speaker 1: I love my wife Patsy, and I'll never I'll never
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Speaker 1: let her. Guy's best enough.
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Speaker 2: I love my wife Patsy, and I'll never let her
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Speaker 2: go near the Banana River.
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Speaker 1: I love my I love my wife.
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Speaker 2: I love my wife Patsy.
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: I love my wife Patsy, and I'll never let her
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Speaker 1: go near the Banana River.
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Speaker 2: Hey, it worked there, You go right there? How did
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Speaker 2: you do that?
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Speaker 4: I just had him refer to the Banana River as
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Speaker 4: something alien and foreign and something bad, as opposed to
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Speaker 4: be vending it. See what I'm saying.
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Speaker 2: Well, Phil, good, congratulations doctor Sadler and doctor Tarner, both
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Speaker 2: of you for kind of narrowing this down. I thought
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Speaker 2: it was very successful. If I ever do pay a
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Speaker 2: visit to the river. Fuck, oh god, it transferred to you, yes,
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Speaker 2: it did. It transferred to me because I had the
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Speaker 2: bad idea. It didn't transfer to doctor Sandler because he
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Speaker 2: had the good idea.
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Speaker 1: I don't understand anything. What are you guys talking about.
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Speaker 2: I came up with the idea of saying, I love
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Speaker 2: my wife Patsy. I've been a take her to the
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Speaker 2: boo boo boo boo boo river, and it should have
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Speaker 2: been what doctor Sandler said. Yeah, it should have been
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Speaker 2: I love my wife Patsy, and I will never take
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Speaker 2: it anywhere near no banana God what no boo?
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Speaker 1: All right, you guys work it out, Okay?
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Speaker 2: Oh sure, yeah, I come on here and I solve
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Speaker 2: everybody's problem.
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Speaker 1: Jesus, Well, that's dangerous, Phill.
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Speaker 3: I think doctor doctor Tarner is still in the throws.
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Speaker 1: Doctor Tarner is still in the throes of not being
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Speaker 1: able to say the banana river. Yeah, that's the that's rough.
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Speaker 1: I gotta you know, I'm sorry for the guy. I'm
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Speaker 1: feeling real sorry for him. I think this is all
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Speaker 1: the time we have for this fall or all. Don't
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Speaker 1: Bell Canyon. Now we've been Ted Bell Canyon. Now I
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Speaker 1: can't stop saying Banana River.
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Speaker 3: Well you're cured. Let me do it.
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Speaker 1: You mentioned if you had a speech impediment there you mean,
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Speaker 1: I'll get out of here. I'm pulling around