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What Can't You Stand? · Gentlemen Hour

• Filthy P: I was just trying to finish these have you had ever of these? What are the cheeses? These are little bites of pure bliss, bro. Every every little bit Yeah, who made these, bro? Cheez it's or fire, bro. That should have been on our greatest invention show. That we should have a show just on Cheez Its. Snacks. Snacks, bro. The snack episode. Alright. Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Whole bag boy for you. Lay's barbecue chips. Funions. Wow, funions are the flamin' hot funions, fire. Nah I don't do any of that stuff, bro. I keep it OG. Keep it real in these streets, homie. I just spit. All right, Uncle, guess what? Yes, sir. You just said that because that's whack or I'm whack, but guess what? There's something worse than being whack. What is it? What that is? It's hate, hate hating something, bro, or hating somebody. This episode is things I hate. It could be a person, it could be a place, it could be a topic. Is it like a five minute episode or what? It could be a co-host. It could be way it could be I mean we don't know where it's gonna go. We don't know what road this is gonna go down. Uncle, everyone's got something that come on. Should I take it real quick? Yeah, pause real quick. It's my She might maybe it was my mom, but she's probably butt butt dialing me. Okay. Things I hate. Butt dial calls that goes straight to voicemail. All right. Everybody has things that pisses them off. Bad drive I mean there's these are just you know road rage. Bad drivers, mean people, rude people. I don't want to say this, but dumb people. People are just like, what are you talking about? And for you, Theo, probably me. Right? Right? Nah, but come on. Come on, bro. just things you dislike, not hate. Okay. Hey, you know what I do hate? These I agree. I I hate I I probably hate that too, but I hate when when people try to go fishing for compliments. I don't do that. No guy. I was trying to go for good content. I was hoping you were to be like, Yeah, I do. And then it was like we get into a little back and forth. Yeah. But you hey you didn't bite. Hey, I I speaking of fishing, I had that out there. I had that out there right there for you. You f you swam right by it. That's what I'm saying. You were f you were fishing for compliments. I was fishing. No, I was fishing for an argument. Today, bro, I don't need I don't need love. I need I need arguments. Today, we're airing it all out. Not necessarily with each other, but what we don't dislike about life. things we can't stand. Hey, we're pulling like our like our boy Rocky Four. We ain't pulling no punches, bro. We're throwing from the hips. We're trying to we're trying to heads off. that's all next on a very possibly combative Gentleman's hour. You know what I hate though? What? When you don't drop the intro, fool, don't introdu Yeah. Hey, do you ever remember what? Did you ever see that? Are these sponsors? No, I'm scratching my chin, but just to show people like I haven't you ever seen people on a show and they're drinking something? I'm like, what is that? I just want people to get to long, long and strong. Down to get the friction. We're talking hate, brother. We're talking hate, hatred. And I know you got a little bit of this in you, but I think yours is harmless. You always like, I'm a I'm a grouch. I'm this, but nah, I don't I don't think you're that bad. I'm bitter. Bitter. you're like a you're like a lemon, huh? before before we get deeper into all the things we hate, 'cause honestly, this is this could be a short one. I just have a list of stuff. It's almost like backyard banner. Let's just go over this stuff and See if you hate it, I hate it. Maybe one of us hates it, one of us doesn't, and just kind of get into it. I'm pretty sure there's some people that hate long episodes, bro. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Honestly, I do. If I see it over an hour, I'm like, ugh. Every hour episode? I watch it right to 59. Yeah, shut that off. You better get you better get your story out before an hour, brother. okay. But before we get deeper into that, like we always do, let's start, you know, origins, bro. You know, we're talking about Avengers origin stories over here. When Or what age do you remember or do you remember a specific infident in incident where you actually had some hate in your heart? Do you remember because kids don't hate, bro? Have you ever seen two kids playing and they're just like they might hate after you one steals a toy or something, but before that there's no hate, it's all love. So when did you notice that, hey, a part of my heart is black, bro? Black, like the black like the black hole that the Raiders are about to be in. Let's go. when did you first experience hate? Do you think Hate comes from an act of of negativity or an act of mischief? Well, I don't know because honestly, to me, it's hard even hatred, I don't even I feel it comes it's different than like what you think, which is like anger or like you're a kid, someone takes something from you, you're like remember as a kid, you're like, I hate him. You don't really hate him, you're just angry. But real hate, I think that develops once you're a little bit older and I don't know, bro. I don't know what is hate because I've disliked a lot of stuff. I've disliked people, but to say like, that I hate that person or I hate that movie or I hate that character or I hate that dinner, I have to have a like there has to be something in me projecting that hate. So I don't know, bro. That's hard that's hard to answer. I don't know. It it's hard to I don't even know when I first developed hate. That's why I was asking you. Because I don't even know for myself. I mean, 'cause me I I can trace it back. I remember distinctly as a kid I hated the Oakland A's when the Dodgers played in the World Series. But why? 'Cause of their color or 'cause you're a Dodger fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was a Dodgers fan. And yeah, I mean all my life, as far back as I can remember, I've hated the Giants. Yeah. I remember when I was a kid, I think I mentioned this in I don't remember what episode, probably like the the the things you thought were cool or whatever. I had hate I did I don't know if it was jealousy and a little and hatred, but there was this kid that used to I told you he used to just dress flacky, bro. Rock in the five ones with the Jordans, with the Lacas Polos. I mean, just dripped out, bro. And and not only that, bro, but I remember He had like a nice haircut. Like he had he had his hair like always combed. It was always nice and like done up. And I remember thinking, bro, like and then all the girls used to like that fool, dog. They all liked that fool in that class. Was it hatred or was it you were feeling? I don't know if it was jealousy. I know it started with jealousy. I know it was maybe envy envy. But at a certain point I was like, dude, I hate this fool. And I hated him through freaking all elementary. I didn't have him for every clas every year. But I just the look of the look on his freaking face and his brand new Jordans. Like I just I did not like this guy, dude. Wait, are we talking about Javier? Who the hell's Javier? Who the hell's Javier, bro? Your buddy. you're thinking of my buddy Jaime, fool. Jaime. Are we talking about Jame? Nah Jaime was Heime's been cool. We've been down since day one. This this homeboy, I had him for elementary and then he took off to a different middle school. And I don't remember if he was at my high school. He might have been at high school, but by then I think guy He didn't he was on my he wasn't on my radar. Do you have him on Facebook right now or what what's I don't even know what happened to him, bro. Well, that's I could I could be I could be I could be over here voicing all this hatred that I had for somebody that might have already be might already be dead. That's that's what I'm saying, or something bad happened to him. So that's what I'm trying to say is like, was that really hatred? But that was your first experiences of like I hate that guy. I think like I said, for sure it started with jealousy. Yeah. Because now I'm thinking like, damn, this Freaking dude. I'm over here rocking my pro wings and my freaking my Wrangler jeans like Hell yeah, stranglers. Were the were the pro wings velcro? I don't even remember. Maybe I hated tying my sh I'm still thinking I hated tying my shoes. I kill for some Velcrows right now, brother. I always used to crisscross those f yeah. Crisscross those suckers up. Yeah. Hell yeah. Throw a little kink into the game. all right, cool. So that's your first experience. What about what about watching on TV or a movie? Was there a a first time you were like, I hate that character, or most likely a villain? But do you remember that where you were like, I really hate that person? You know you know who I hated? Mrs. Garrett from Different Strokes. That old thick grandma, how come? Yeah, I didn't like her. Because of her hair? She was a nice girl. Just the way she used to talk. Yeah. She was their fri but she was their carekee carekeeper. Weren't they all orphans or something? No, food. I'm talking about Mrs. Garrett on on different strokes, food. this is before the facts of life. But is that the same character? Yeah, same character's spin off. yeah. I definitely hated the facts of life. Except for Blair. damn, but Blair was like Borderline Ugh girl, you need a you know what I mean? Like you don't think so? What do you mean? She was a little borderline what? A little borderline thicky. Like she was very close to being Natalie. Was that the other one? Blair Blair was a freaking doll, bro. She was a doll. She was a bee, but I'm just saying, you know. Yeah. Okay. Anyways, I don't know what I'm saying. I think I don't think I don't think you know who we're talking about. Blair and she always wore the the little jacket they were always they were always in like private school and she was real bitchy but like all the guys liked her. She she was It's cause she was upscale. She was one of those hyphalutin. So they weren't they weren't orphans? That was like I don't know. I I didn't watch the show. I didn't like Miss Garrett. okay. All right, all right, all right. Let's move on. All right, let's move on. This isn't you don't even have any hate in your heart. The only thing you hate was lit was Mrs. Garrett. That ain't a ri that ain't real. I thought you were gonna bring up people's names, teachers, cousins. I was like, I thought this was gonna get deep. You're talking about Mrs. Garrett? You said on TV or in a movie. You didn't like the characters. yeah, yeah. My bad. Okay. Next one. All right. You ready to jump into this? we're gonna do a little gentleman draft. the only rules are there are no rules. There's no rules. Snake draft. our draft is consisting of the worst or most hated people ever. It can be famous people, it can be celebrities, it can be movie stars, it can be fa. Family, it could be anybody you want, whoever you w think is the most evil people of all time. And then after we're done, we'll compare them and see who's got the most evil list. And don't just say Doctor Evil. Thinking that's gonna win. From Austin Powers. Yeah. All right. Since I went first last time, I'll let you go first. I know you Abraham bring no heat anyways. come on, bro. You already know who I'm gonna pick. He's orange. Has hair like a corn husk. And he's trying to give you $5,000 if he wins the next elections. Rump. I'm gonna go with the boy Trump. Hey, I had that on my where's my list? I had that on my list too, but it was just as an alternate. Okay. All right. That's a good starter, brother. Hey, I'm going with his his counterpart, the guy he kind of follows, he's trying to be like. Hit. I didn't I didn't want to say it all together, bro. Yeah, I got that that was on my list too. That's like saying that name Beetlejuice. You don't want to say it too many times. It's like, ooh, that name is cursed. Okay. So I'm Hitler versus Trump. Right now I'm winning. Because come on, Hitler, bro, that foolish. no, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. Trump is Trump is just a dick. All right, next. I got Fidel Castro dog. that fool what are you talking about? He was fighting for the people, brother. You call him a villain? yeah, bro. What, you never rocked a a a chess shirt? You know they're snap. Well, he was good, right? Initially, he was fighting to take over from the government, but then he ended up becoming bad. Is that what happened? Yeah. I he And taking people's rights and all that. That's why they all the Cubans over here hate him. Yeah, he fought he fought to get where he was at, but then he didn't do any good. Right, right, right. Right, right, exactly. He ended up becoming corrupt just worse than them. Yeah. I mean there's there I mean the it There's different ways you can look at it, bro. But I mean, there's still a lot of people over there that are starving and have minimal and then I got I got octopus coming out of my ears. Where's that from? Where's that from? I don't know. From Scarface food. I don't know. Scarface. Scarface. no, I knew it, but I couldn't think of the name of it in my head. All right. Hey, that's that's that's solid. I'm gonna go ahead and but you know, we should do an episode too on like all like Mexican American Chicano like heroes or people that we've looked up to, like 'cause as a kid it was like, you gotta be like you gotta get a chess shirt, you know what I mean? But I didn't even know what it meant. Like what does that mean? Am I for community? I don't know, but like it would be cool to go through those and kind of do a little history. Can I get some info? Who are the real heroes and who we should be respecting and who we shouldn't. But 'Cause I know you're always like, my hero Mexican we're talking Mexican American Mario Lopez. AC nobody could play AC Slater like him. But it's like, hey bro, he's he ain't all he's made up to be. All right. I You know what's crazy? Mario Lopez? Like yeah, low key, like I don't know what he did, but he went full Mexican bro on his social media. on his social media, him and his dad doesn't have any right there in the belt, right there in like San Fernando, huh? Yeah. he goes right there in the like in the valley and everything, San Francisco. Yeah, I'm like, bro, who is this guy? I didn't even know he's far from basically I was like, who yeah, he's he's good he's gone off the map, brother. all right. So so far you have Trump and Castro. That ain't gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, that that's decent, but does it match up with Hitler and Thanos? Bro, Thanos wiped out half of the he wiped out half of the civilization, bro. Come on. My dudes do damage. Your dudes are just like dicks. Okay, next next up on the list. I got Osama bin Laden, bro. all yours are like real life, real life dudes, huh? Bin Laden. Yeah. Yoda? let me see. Thanos. no. okay. What are we doing? Four or five? What do you want? whatever you want. Can you do five? Yeah, we'll do five. Okay. I'm going, I don't even know if you've seen the show, but if you have seen it, you will know this is probably the worst person that's ever walked. Planet Earth Homelander. No. Homelander. Do yourself a favor, when the kids are asleep one of these nights, throw on a show called The Boys and watch it from start to finish. It will change your life. He's the main villain and he is a crazy. The sad part is that when the kids are asleep, I've already been asleep for two hours. you go to bed before them? Usually. I mean Natal Natalia goes to sleep the earliest. But there's some days where like 9 15, I'm out. Well then why were you trying to push the show back always later and later? You're like, we could do it at any time. I'm all I'm a night owl. You said you're like. They said they used to call you the the night stalker. You're like, I do my best work at night. No. Hey, where are we at? So I'm I'm Hitler, Thanos, and Homelander. You're Trump, Castor. You got the all dick team, but I got the all villain team, brother. I'm gonna go ahead and I feel like I need a fake a fake character now. Because I'm my whole list is all real people. You should. this is a real person, real to me. Drago number four. Rocky Babola is in serious trouble. You that what? You hate Drago? He killed Apollo Creed with his bare hands. Yeah, he redeemed himself. Rocky did by not throwing in the towel. Yeah. Hey bro, too soon. Too soon. Through the damn through the damn Let me ask you this. It I wanna want to watch that movie right now. If he would have thrown the towel in, you'd think Drago would have stopped no, that but then it's on Drago. No, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it it wouldn't have stopped. But now it's murder. Now that murder was the case that you gave me. That's murder on on Drogs now. He probably would have had a he wa he would have had to work out a deal with the presidents to get expedite or what is it called, where they fly him in. I don't know. It would have been all Yeah, but then Russia's gonna be pissed. Like it would have been a whole thing. That might have been the start of World War Three right there. It worked out the way it's supposed to be. Okay, you're on that junk. I went Yeah, gimme gimme something. the homeboy from Coco. The bad guy. Who you he's a bad guy just because he sings bad songs? He was a fool? He was acting like he was a grandfather. Yeah, he killed a dude because he took his music. That ain't one person. He killed his What's his name? And took his music. What's his name? And and I don't know how many characters in in Disney they've actually shown killing a little kid, but he straight threw that fool Miguel off that off that edge. And it killed him? Remember he like grab him he throws him, boom. And he's falling to his death. And then I watch I've never watched it. my God. You haven't watched Coco? No, I'm just gonna I have, but what's the what's the guy what's his name? hold on. And he thinks that's his grandfather. I'm telling you on my list was all was all real people. But doesn't he think that's his doesn't he think that's his grandfather? Ernesto de la Cruz. Alias Whatever it takes. Paco Aguilar, alias Benjamin Bratt. De la Cruz or Cruz? Ernesto de la Cruz. De la Cruz. Damn, that's a gangster ass name. All right. Hey. You know it's like simple. I mean, that's what they call in the in the industry. That's called a reach. But I respect the game. I mean, somebody that can bring in Coco into a villain is a villain argument, is that's pretty solid. Okay. My last one, and this might be the scariest. Best one of all time. It was between, I just want people to I want people to hear what I'm thinking. This is these are my options. Ramsey Bolton from Game of Thrones, which you probably haven't seen, because I know if you had, you'd have a different look in your eye, which you don't have. You don't got that look. Ramsey Bolton, who might be the craziest villain of all time. Walter White from Breaking Bad, or who I ended up going with, Hannibal Lecter. 'Cause not only is this full batting kill you, then it's full eats you on top of it. So that's my last one. Hannibal Lecter. I'm gonna go Epstein, bro. I thought you were gonna pick the guy also in Hannibal, remember, where he's like, Would you f I f What song is playing too? It's like some weird ass like dire straits or some weird ass like eighties like Hey. all right, what'd you pick? Epstein. Damn, the OG villain right now. I mean, he's evil. Yeah. Evil. What do they say? Evil incarnate. Alright, brother. Hey, you put up a fight, which is good, because usually you don't even put up a fight. So there's where Desiree's dad says I'm a dick. Yeah, that wasn't necessary. I didn't I didn't need to throw that extra. You usually don't put up a fight. why then? Because I thought that was you haven't done it. You haven't done it yet. okay, okay. Okay, so anyways, you put up a fight, which usually you don't put up a fight, so I'm shocked, but in the end, I think I I beat you on this one pretty easily. I don't even think you won one matchup. So filthy peace, killers worst enemies of all time. Hitler, the OG, the crown prince of villains. Thanos, this guy single handedly with a glove wiped out a whole universe like that. Half of them. Homelander, the creepiest, craziest. Imagine Superman if he was on Coke and Racist. That's Homelander. next, Drago, I don't know. He killed Apollo Creed with his bare hounds after everybody s yelled stop after he knew he couldn't fight anymore. And he pushed the referee away and still kept beating the sh I'm sure. WWE style bro Yeah, and of course Stallone should have done should have thrown through the dead yeah should've thrown the towel. But bro, come on. You you need as a as a s it's a sport. You need to stop. And the last one, Hannibal Lecter, not only his full kill you, then it's full little does a little a little nap a little bib and a little little little cutting and he eats you, brother. He eats you and not the good job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little ketchup a little with a little side of Chianti. What is that? A wine? All right, now here's your list. This is a list of dicks. I'm not gonna lie. You might have the biggest all dick team, but I don't know if these are the biggest villains of all time. Trump, yeah. Right now he's he's killing it on the villain stuff. But how many people has he killed? I mean, well sh too soon. Yeah, he killed all those kids in there. All right, all right. Next, Castro. Yeah, okay. I get it. I get it. Cubans everywhere hate him. We're not Cuban, bro. We're Mexican. What what do you hate them for? I don't hate What I mean, I want to go to Cuba. Isn't his son in charge right now? They seem to be doing good. Anyway. They seem to be a riot to the Pacific. No, honestly, I think they are they had no power. They had they're like they're in dire straits right now. So we need to speak up on behalf of the Yeah. What are their they like all their cars are for like from the fifty. Like they're stuck in is they say that it's almost like someone just snapped. It's like a time warp. Yeah, snap your fingers and you're you're stuck in the fifties, but yet also in current day. Crazy creepy. All right, your next one was from Coco, the singer De La Cruz, the famous thought he was his his his grandfather, and he tries to kill him. and then your last one, which yeah, this one is a true villain 'cause of we don't even know the extent of all his crimes 'cause they're all being covered up. Epstein, Epstein Island, which I hope I swear I swear to G, Unc, if I if that manifest comes out and if I see any uncles on there, bro, I'm gonna be pissed. Okay? Hey, let me ask this. Can you imagine like what he took to the grave? yeah. Exactly. That's why he was killed. That's why I am starting to believe now he was killed. Cause it's like, and I don't understand why this has never been a bigger story. It's like it was known, but then he went to the court, went to the trial. Why didn't all this come out during the trials? Like You know what I mean? I don't I don't get it. I don't get it, bro. It just it doesn't make sense to me. But anyways, okay. That was our gentleman's draft, which I'm starting to like, bro. I'm starting like this little gentleman's draft. And then the next one is our only other thing we got. Gentleman's duel. I'm gonna list some things. It's almost like rapid fire a little. The question is, who or what do you hate more? And then I'm gonna list two things and then you talk about it and we will we'll discuss it. But before we do Can I go grab me a drink real quick? Two seconds? Yeah, man. Bro, shout out to my boy. If you ever watch my golfing channel, Beer Man Lathrop, who brought me these. Bro, these are my new favorite. They used to be high noon, but they were so expensive. These are now. I've tasted two different flavors and they're, bro, they're peak. God. It's just like it's it actually tastes good and refreshing. Gentleman's Duel. We haven't done this in a while. I'm gonna take. I'm gonna take my head off. I don't like it that it's blending into the Hey, what happened? Look at my head is Am I hold on. Am I too close or not close enough? All right, Uncle, who do you like? Yeah. Let's start with tailgators. I hate oi, tailgators. No, not like tailgate from a party. Yeah, no, no. Tail just people who tail you. You know when you're driving and they're right on your ass. Them like a hemorrhoid. Or them old timers. Yeah. I don't think I've ever had one. Well, I think I did one time. Or old people who are driving too slow and they won't get out of the lane, even though everybody's passing them and you're like, Come on, bro, which one do you hate more? And then I'll go after you. this one's tough, bro, because I w I was taught to drive by the great David Aguilar Senior. Rest in peace. what do you yeah, rest of peace. What he what were the tips he gave you? He He wasn't the typical old Man, that that man is a freaking legend in my eyes because there was nothing typical about him. So he he taught me how to drive and he taught my sister how to drive, Rosie. And the three of us drive the same. We're light to light, bro. What is that? Like gas break, gas break. hard. You guys are heavy footed. Yeah. And and when he taught me how to drive, bro, I I was sixteen. So it was nineteen ninety six. Homeboy, he was seventy, seventy five. Damn. Teaching me how to drive. Drove didn't give a F. So I'm light to light. Same. I I I'm still the same. I've actually I've I've slowed down, but if you ask Laura, you ask the kids, they they like, they swear I'm I'm NASCAR, bro. wow. So so now in my in my in my my my my mid age, I I tend to stay in the slow lane, the first two lanes usually, because I'm not driving fast in the in the fast lane anymore. But if I'm in the fast lane, I'm jamming. So I don't like when they're slow because then you gotta go around them, whatever. Wow. Usually usually I don't have anybody tailgating me because I don't really drive that slow. But so I would say, yeah, yeah, when you're driving slow in the in the in the in the in the in the fast lane or whatever. And I'm gonna go opposite because I'm one of those slow drivers now. I just I've never been a fast driver. I don't get it. I don't understand. I never what's the her what's the rush? Yeah, for me it's like well I'm always late anyway, so it's like, what's the difference between ten minutes and twenty five minutes? Like either way, I'm late, so I might as well just chill and enjoy my life. And I usually got tunes on. I'm not trying to break any records here, brother. I say that for where I'm going, you know, golf course, bowling alley, yeah. Then I'm I'm I'm pedaled to the metal. But to get there, bro, I'm I almost I drive like as if I have a car service, like as if I'm in the back of a limo. You know what I mean? Just like I'm I'm on chill mode bro. I'm just trying to get there in one piece and and and and enjoy my enjoy my drive. So I hate the people that tailgate, but I don't mind somebody coming up on me fast, but give me a second to recognize that you're coming up on me and to get out of your way. The people that just come right up on you, they don't give you any chance. Like, bro, okay, now guess what? Now guess what? Now I'm gonna speed up to the next car, I'm gonna sit with them. And we're gonna go the same speed so that you can't get around all because you came up like a D. If you would have just came up nice, hey, hand what is it? Hat in hand and hey, I'm just trying to pass you. Here you go, sir. Let me get out of your way. Let me get out of your way. You obviously got somewhere to be. somebody's here. Laura hates that, bro. Hates what? Slow? When when I do that. And and I I've I've I hate it too. I hate Desiree does it. Desiree does I hate it. I say, why are you doing that? Why are you getting so close? I hate that. It's because she's in a hurry. Food try to get you to the bowling alley. We're not yeah, we are late. No, I've I've commuted I've commuted for so so long on so many different freeways for for years, bro. I'm talking about like almost twenty years of commuting. I mean now my commutes my my commute's a lot shorter shorter. But I have the tendency that I'm always looking, bro. I'm I'm looking and I can see I can see a car that's speeding. To cut to just cut me off. Yeah. Because they need to get off whatever on the next lane or whatever. And if I see that, bro, I floor it. You speed up. you're a dick. And then she's like, why do you do that? I was like, that way they they learn their lesson. Yeah. And then they shoot. No, I think I agree. I agree, but I don't think you need to be doling out the punishment. You know what I mean? Like, all right. What do you is that when you're in that big ass forward though? now for sure. Even that Yeah, ca you think you own the road, huh? With that big old gas. That thing's got a turbo, bro. That thing picks up like Damn. All right, all right. So look at that. We already talked about twenty minutes. That was the first one. So I I could tell that's how this this kind of goes 'cause we are different. I drive slow, slow and e there's two things that I do slow and easy. Okay? One of is drive, the second is well When I'm working in the bedroom. You know what I'm saying, bro? Hey, I'm I'm sucking first gear, brother. I'm sucking. I don't want to do slow. I want to enjoy it. Yeah, brother. You know how to eat is that. You know how to get you know how to get me home. All right. Loud talkers or loud eaters. which one do you hate more? I probably hate loud talkers more. Yeah, but loud eating, that's disgusting, you don't think? That's like that's just so disrespectful to you. I mean, I've I've I've been around so many different people and I've seen some that partake in their who. And they're just gone, bro. And but they're like this is the best burger I've ever had. Or they're or if they're drinking and man, and they're just tearing it up. Yeah. So I mean I get that. as far as as loud eating, it doesn't really it doesn't really bug me. And loud I think loud loud talking. We have a neighbor dude that is just loud, like always amped up. blah blah blah blah blah blah talking to the neighbors across the street. You can we're sitting inside the house and she's in our fr at our front door. that's crazy. because blah blah blah blah blah ha I'm like, dude. Like how are you talking to the people that are next to you or or or you're directly in front of them? Right, right. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Okay. Yeah, you're right. That's probably why. And imagine a loud like a restaurant and people right next to you are loud or whatever. You're not gonna hear them eating or chewing loud, but you're gonna hear them yelling or yeah. It's like yeah, you're oblivious to your surroundings, bro. Yeah. So that one I'm gonna give you. okay. Texting and getting no response or You do get a response, but it's just like K or yeah. Or what is my s what is my son say he says I. That's it. Hey, Cass says okay. Okay, I okey. Okie, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. which one do you which one pisses you off more or makes you more mad? What was the second one? The second one is just like almost dismissing you, like, yeah, okay. Like no response. Okay. Almost like no response. Just a one word response. The first one is no response. Would you rather them just like not give you a response and just a fake response? You know what I mean? If I have to pick one, I'm gonna I'm gonna probably do the no response. But I'm I'm to the point where I I tend to I tend to give everybody the benefit of the doubt. Right. And I feel like if you don't respond it's because you're busy. Like obviously I'm not you know, top priority. There's certain people in this world that I feel like maybe should respond to me right away. Because I I I hold them to that where I will try to respond as quick as possible. Right. But I'm gonna tell you this, bro. I don't know what happened. Maybe four or five years maybe four years. I have gotten really bad at returning text messages. Yeah. You text me back like five hours later, bro. I'm like hey, we're trying to run a show here, homeboy. What do you mean? No, well it yeah No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. You don't, you don't. You always text the worst you do is like an hour or something. You're like, yeah, I was driving. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. If I'm at work, sometimes I'll forget. No, I was just kidding, bro. I was just kidding. Yeah. And I'm like, crap. And then it's like, snap, but I didn't respond. And but I used to be so good because I always had my phone. But now now I've noticed sometimes like I'll put my phone down and like I wouldn't even touch it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I used to have it in my in my pocket or have it like like next to me. So would always respond. But now it's like I I don't know if maybe because like I I just sometimes I'm just like, dude, I don't wanna I don't wanna hear it. Yeah, yeah. I don't want I don't wanna know anything. I just wanna like watch TV and just chill. Yep. The same thing. I'm that I can understand. Yeah. And I do the same thing. Go ahead. No, no, I was saying I do the same thing. There's times where like I don't I don't know what it is. It might be depression, it might be my blood sugar, but like I just I don't want to get out of bed and I just I'll lay there and I'll be waking up, falling asleep, waking up. And I just spend all day in bed. I hear my phone going off. The other day, my uncle, my other unc, and that what's crazy is his name is also Uncle Lou, not Louie, but Uncle Lou. He hit me up because up here, I guess, on Saturday and Sunday, from what was it was like eleven to like three. You go to the bowling alley up here, and it's only fifteen bucks and it's unlimited bowling. So he was over there, he was texting me and calling me. Hey Paul, call me back. Call me back. I'm over here. Come over. He was having some beers and just, you know, I got him kinda into bowling too since we've been doing it. Hell yeah. So now he wants to do all the time. but I slept. I didn't get at I didn't physically get out of bed until six o'clock at night, bro. Six o'clock at night. That was last weekend. So I saw you had even texted me a little. I'm like, I texted you back, I think, or maybe it was a borracho group chat. I don't know, something, but I was like, when I do that, I don't care. I don't want to see anybody's texts. I don't want like I just wanna be in that mode I'm in or whatever mood I'm in and then when I'm out of it, then it's like, sh da da da texting everybody and turning on this and what I missed. Well I'm like I'm like sh I shouldn't have slept all day. I missed all this, but I don't know what it is that drives me to do that. But I do that every once in a blue moon. I just have one of those days where it's like, I don't want to get out of bed. That's why I was also delayed on the shows this week. Plus the holidays. It was like it was it was real busy this week. But I'll I'm gonna get back on. I'll get back to where I get ahead, you know what I mean? all right, Uncle, let's go to the next one. Let's go to the next one. Come on, we're we're wasting time here, brother. Someone talking, someone taking your parking spot. So you're following a car or you're waiting, somebody jumps right in, or somebody parked. Have you seen some cars like big ass trucks usually do it and they park diagonal and take up two spots? Which pisses you off more? I I've been guilty of doing the the two s the two parking spots. Why? You don't want to get 'cause we where was I don't remember where we went. you what? We there they opened up a yard house right here down down by the by the mall. Okay. And the parking in front of the yard house shares it with like Ulta and it's tight over there too. Bevmole, the other one. Yeah, but it's tight over there. Huh? It's tight over there too. Yeah. Parking at the mall. So by the restaurant. Yeah, we ended up parking in front of like a Dollar Tree. Okay. And the only open spots were compact. Yeah, that yeah. I backed in, I was like, I'm gonna take us two spots, yeah, whatever. Because there was a RAND that was parked next to me that took two spots. I was like, if anything though they're gonna trip on both of us. Yeah. so I I've been known to do that. I don't really like they're kind of courteous out here, they don't really take your parking. You have a signal. I mean, I you know, is it gets crazy in in Costco? because I've heard stories like L'Oreal tell this idiot, I had my signal on and he just pulled in and he d And if she's not want confront anybody. Right, right. I I'll be like, dude, get that. What the what's the hell's your problem? Blah blah blah. Well, you know, and obviously that's not the right thing to do, but it it to me it hasn't it hasn't really happened, but I know I know it has happened to her. So I would say probably that. I probably hate that more. Just because it brings her grief. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Cause it's and there's a lot of like I don't like confrontation, so it's like Man, I'm told to fight exactly. But you hi you kinda can't be a little B too and also just like, let him take my spot or I you know I mean like I get into PD too, like fuck I you know I mean I can't I don't want to fight, but I'm not trying to just let anybody think I'm just a punk. They're like, yeah now. I got an electric I got an electric car so you can punk the sh out of me. You know what I mean? no no. by by the way, you know I haven't filled up the gas yet since I've had it. Crying baby on a plane? Or on that same plane, someone constantly kicking your seat. Constantly what? Kicking your seat. kicking your seat for sure. A hundred percent. Over a crying baby, 'cause those crazy. Yeah, you're gonna You're gonna tell you the greatest thing that I developed as a parent? Yes. Is that I can tune out other people's kids. I mean unless a kid is sitting right next to me crying in my ear I don't even hear it. Yeah, you're right. I I guess I would take that over someone kicking my seat. But crying baby is just like it I feel like it never goes away. Yeah, you can kinda like all right, I'm gonna try to ignore it, but it's like it's always right there and it's so it's so piercing. But the You're right, someone kicking my seat nonstop or like you're in the movie and they keep knocking on accident and you're like like all right, the first time you don't turn back but the first time you don't look back and then after like the second or third time it's like let me Let me give little stare back so they know like how I hate the the side eye. Yeah, and hey, if I had the shaved head, they might be like, all right, I'm gonna chill, but most most of the time they keep doing it. all right, how about this? Ooh, this one might apply to me. Someone who is always late or someone who always cancels at the last minute. Which one do you hate? I'm gonna say cancels at the last minute. yeah, but It's almost like you know that's gonna happen. It's no damage. They didn't show up, homeboy. Because you know they didn't show up, but yet someone who's always late nonstop, doesn't that get annoying? Like you're like, dude, like I know that person's not gonna show up, but this motherfucker always shows up, but he's always gotta be right. He always gotta be late. And I'm saying this because I'm always late. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like tread lightly, fool, because the way okay, the way I see it, I'm I'm always early. Or on time. Yeah. Because that's the way that's the way my pops raised us. Right. Like he would show up early. I remember I remember showing up to Quincenas and weddings and the DJ still setting up, bro. And we're like sitting there. And I didn't realize it, but at the time, I think there's a couple factors. I think one, he needed to find good parking because you know he was handicapped. Two, I think he wanted to start drinking. And then three, he always had this thing where I I wanna f I wanna find my seat before everybody else. Was that like an ADHD was that like an ADHD thing or just that was it like I gotta have my seat, I gotta have the front seat or the seat I want. Boom, boom, boom. And then, you know, so I mean there was times, bro, where the Quintana started at five and we're there like at four thirty. And the quintane, I mean it starts at five. Like this isn't it's not like the party's not like a movie. This is like a like a party. Right, right. There or there's times where we showed up to people's houses and they were like getting out of the shower. Yeah. And it's like, damn. And you know, he was whatever, cool. We're we're here, you know, blah blah blah. So I think I think to me, it all depends on the way you were the way you were raised. Like if you're not if your parents were not on time, then how are you gonna be on time? Yeah. And then you factor in you factor in like like Laura. When I fur when I first started dating her, One of those times where I'm like, I'll be at your house at five o'clock. And 4 58, I would be texting her. I'm parking. my God. Damn. I I'm still putting, I'm I'm still doing my makeup, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I would barely start getting ready at five. You know, that's what I'm saying. So so to me, like I I factor in. So one of the things I told Cass, I said, when you when you make plans with somebody, you factor in the travel time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. If you're telling them I'm gonna be there at five. You understand that you have to leave at whatever time. If you're going to the valley, you're leaving at four or four fifteen. Right, right. Four four thirty, depending on where in the valley. You know what I mean? So I kinda so she's usually on time. Laura's gotten so much better as far as being ready. So usually it's like, we're leaving at five, we're leaving at five. And usually it's like Nick and I that are sitting on the couch just chilling, waiting for the girls. And I get it, bro. They have their hair, they have makeup, they have whatever, whatever. So it's cool. But usually like If we leave at five, okay, it's like five five, five ten, then we're then we're out. I'm like, this is a win. Yeah. 'Cause I wanted to leave at five, you know what I mean? And see, for me, it's the opposite. Like, even if I'm on time, I'll like s I'll make mys make ourselves a little bit late because I don't want to be the first I that's always my biggest you know, like concern or being scared of is like showing up to a party and there's no one there and it's just me and it's like, I don't know what to do, do I Talk to them? Do I help them? What am I supposed to do here? Like, am I supposed to just sit on the couch? So I I'll never be the one that's on time or early. But I am trying to get back. I I actually that was my what is it called where you do every new year? That was my resolution? New Year's resolution was and that's gonna be my neck my next one for twenty seven. Hey, so far twenty six all the way back to you know, whatever, the seventies. I haven't been able to hit it, but Starting at twenty seven, that's my goal, to be on time or early. Every everything. Bro, do you know the movies? When we go to the movies, I mean we live right across the street, but still, we like the movie starts at what time is it right now? Ten fifty. The movie starts at ten fifty. We won't even leave the house until eleven five, eleven ten. Then I'm like, shit, we're alright, we're already fifteen minutes late. Come let's go, let's go, let's go. We gotta hurry and then we're six minutes late. And then we'll we'll we always barely get in right at the end of the Hey, but you don't like watching trailers? I do, but I just can't get there on time. I just can't do it. It's like if I You don't wanna be up there on time. If I don't yeah, I don't wanna be in a movie and I'm just waiting and waiting, like, the trailers only start for another ten minutes. I'll probably hang hang myself. Like, wait, what? I we've been I mean, I remember like, after COVID, you know how we you couldn't go to the movies for a while? Yeah. And then I think like the first time we started going to the movies, we like I don't remember what it was. I think it was I think it must have been Nick and I. See the movie started like at eight, and we're sitting in the theater and it was 7 35. And we're just sitting there, bro. Like, they find like the longest time, bro. Like, dude, they haven't even done the trailers. You got the movie trivia. But that's what you used to have to do, like, when you didn't have assigned seats. Cause I remember that. Like, it like, shoot, we're going to see the new, whatever, Avengers just comes out. There's not assigned seats. People would be lined up. For an hour or even two before, because it was like you're not guaranteed a seat. You know how it gets towards the end where you're trying to get in, like, now there's one seat over here, one seat over here. But now with assigned seats, bro, I could show up, I could show up after the movie's over and I still get a seat. Like, bro, it's assigned seats. You know what mean? That's one thing I don't hate. Assigned seating and greatest things ever. That's a brilliant idea. Brilliant idea. You're not all scared, like, hey my movie already started. It's cool. My seeds are right there waiting. Nobody's gonna be in. Hey, that's probably what's enabling you to be late. Yeah, you're you're absolutely right. Okay. All right, let's go. Next one. which is worse? Big old group techs that there's fifty texts a day, like the borrachos, or somebody keeps FaceTiming you, non stop. And I get this from I I think you said you got a little bit of this. a certain something just keeps to calling and getting my no Face. I get I get FaceTime and phone calls, but which is worse? or which do you hate? I don't like per s I I don't like annoying persistency. Yeah. Right. Like it like if I call like if I call you and you don't answer, I'm gonna leave you a voicemail. Hey bro, call me back. Yeah, or a text. A text and like, hey I I was just calling for the yeah. A week later, guess what? All I did was tell you call me back and you didn't A week later. Yeah. I'm gonna respect I'm gonna respect you being busy, occupied, whatever. It doesn't matter. Like, you know, if it's a if it's urgent, I'm gonna I'm gonna call you, hey bro, this is urgent, call me back. Right. I'm gonna let you know it's urgent. Yeah. If you're not what you know, whatever. the group text I don't have a problem with. I have I have a group text at work. It's like I think it's like twenty of us. And On holidays, bro, like like like Labor Day just passed and everybody's texting. Everybody's sending pictures of their barbecue grill or their drink, whatever. I'm I'm cool with that. I know like the borrachos, I know like the boy Chuck, he he doesn't really respond a hundred percent. Yeah, that's why I always always on like different tangent. Yeah, that's why I'm always like, Are we should should we be popping off like that? 'Cause I know Chuck's probably like I even Hey, I'm just here to bowl, bruh. I'm trying to hit yeah, I'm just here trying to bowl three hundred, not over here trying to have three hundred conversations. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. So that's why that's why I reached out to you guys and I didn't include it. Yeah. Yeah. He probably doesn't even want to, you know, he doesn't want to respond. It's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that too. So I'm gonna say, yeah, the the other one, the FaceTiming and then the call. Yeah, that that's ridiculous. Plus I'm not I'm not one to talk on the phone. I don't I'm not big on talking on the phone. Bro, I'm I'm done with that. I've already told like the certain people that keep now they stop, but they used to call me and I'm like, bro, I don't just text me. What? And if it is so well what some serious okay, well then text me, hey there's something serious I wanna talk about this that okay, yeah, you should talk. Then I'll then I'll make time. Then I'll call you. But like you just calling at seven o'clock in the middle of dinner. I don't know what you're calling for. I'm not gonna pick up, bro. I'm trying to I'm trying to still live my during the week I'm I'm you know, I do I do my thing. We just started holding hands to say Yeah. What was the grace it used to be? God what was it? What's the the main Bless this. you know what? I can quote it. I can quote it right now. Yeah, what is it? What is it? The great Bart Simpson. Rubba dub dub. Thanks for the grub. Thanks for the grub. All right, there you go. Perfect. You're blessed. What about this? People, this one, shoot. this might be me looking right in the mirror, brother. People who always interrupt or people who just never even stop talking. I'm gonna say people that never stop talking. Yeah, yeah. If you interrupt, I mean that I like I get like I get why you do it. And I I didn't realize your memory was that crappy. I have yeah, I have issues. It might be the it might be the diabetes, it might be brain fro brain fog, they say. Well, with me, not not to not to not to take away from your From your diagnosis. My ailments. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But for me, I I I tend to not not interrupt. And most of the time it's because I have a joke that I'm trying to like execute and it just doesn't. It could because you don't stop talking. Yeah. And it's like, like and then by that point I'm like by the time you stop, I'm like, whatever. And I'm not saying you like in general. I'm just saying the person. Yeah. Like usually like, man, like, you know, whatever. And then I I do have people like that will just start talking, bro, like while you're saying something. And it's like that and but have you also noticed people that only talk like say me and you just get whatever, meet up in person right now. Hey, how you doing? And then they only talk about themselves. They only yeah, I was just doing that. But they never even ask you, like, hey, how's your family? Yeah. Hey, how are the kids? Hey, how's soccer? Hey, how's work? How nothing about you. It's just all about you. Me, me, me, me. All about them, all about them. And they don't even realize it. And a lot of times it's even about them, like even indirectly. work and I gotta do that and my bad. And it's just like, okay, cool. All right. You haven't asked one thing about me, but okay, cool. You know I mean? Like, yeah, but that that to me is annoying. It's like, do you even give a sh about me? You know what I mean? Like You don't care. Des Do you ever do you ever tend to meet No, I'm just kidding. kidding. Hey, her dad her mom and dad watch, so I gotta I gotta tighten it up. 'Cause we do jokes. She just tested me on Facebook. dishi, her mom is her mom is dope. Her mom's gonna be down here in a like two weeks, I think. nice. wait, when when is your game down here? It's that same weekend. Bro, that weekend is gonna be crazy. That weekend is a the weekend Desiree's all family is coming down here. Just I don't know for I don't know for what, but they're just coming down here. My son, I gotta move on to c into college riverside on the twentieth. My other buddy, remember the one from that I used to do the state of chaos with the the big guy from Fresno from Fresno. Now he's in Georgia. He's gonna be in town that nineteenth too, but I think we're just gonna hang out after. He gets he flies in in like the afternoon, he's gonna come up here and we're just gonna like hang out or whatever. But there's like tons of that weekend is packed, so that's that's a league game, right? Or like a regular league game against the regular, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who what time is the game at? I think it's like at four. Bro, this is a conversation for after. That's perfect, bro. That's gonna be a great weekend. So we're gonna definitely go the game. But who are they playing? Do you know the team at least? it's legends. okay. I hate legends. And I don't even remember there wasn't even a legends up here back in the day. But, anyways, okay. Hey, let's move on. Let's move on. All right. Okay, which one do you because this is about hate. This isn't about what I don't like. This isn't what about annoys me, this is about what I hate. Hate. Hatred, brother, that pure hate. do you hate someone who's a know it all? Hey, come on, Unc, you don't know about that. I was actually there. I was at nine eleven. I was clearing the rubble or a one upper. So Uncle Louis, like, Hey, guess what? I just got a new four truck. you did? Well, guess what? I just got a new F nine fifty. It's I got two. I got two twenty twenty twenty seven fully this runs off a nuclear, you know, like Yeah, prototype. Yeah, proto. Which one is what? It hasn't even hit the market yet. Stupid guy. No. damn, this one's tough, bro. They're they're both bad. But yeah. This one this one's tough because I I can appreciate somebody that knows a lot. As long as it's sincere, as long as it's legit, as long as it's it's it's it's accurate. Yeah. But I don't I I'm not a I'm not a fan of a of a one upper. I I I mean at work, bro, there's there's so many guys and and it's funny because we're all we're all different trades, right? You got plumbers, you got HVAC, okay, metal, you got carpentry, you got electrical. And we all make we all make a good we all make good money. Right. Right, yeah, yeah. If you if you hand somebody a hundred bucks And you had another person a hundred bucks, they're gonna do different stuff with it, right? So you have some guys that are like, I have two, I have two houses, three houses, I own a set I own another business. Bro, there's a guy that'll pull up in a Corvette dude in the area. Boom. And there's guys that'll pull up in an old Toyota pickup, boom, boom, boom, sputtering, ba ba ba ba ba. And you know, nobody knows the the behind the scenes, right? So it's like what's that guy about? But there there are a few guys that are one uppers, bro. And like, like like you said, I just put up in a brand new truck. you know what, that one's nice, but I have another one at home. And it has, you know The new other yeah, yeah. Toyota has one that dries itself dries itself. Yeah, like, you you didn't get the the top of the Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your thing LX LX? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like okay, yeah, whatever. You know, so I mean to I'm I'm a big believer in to each of their own. Yeah. But when when you have those one uppers, I I don't like that because there's also there's also I I've also known guys that are tell you stories like, yeah, you know, I I dated this one girl and and whatever, whatever. yeah, well I dated a girl like that too. And she was but she was even better. Like Right, right, right. Like bro, chill. Yeah, that's a personal that's a personal thing though that they had they they never felt good enough so they always have to one up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So would say that the one upper. I agree. I agree. Because somebody just might have a bunch of knowledge and yeah, they come off as a note-all, but what are they supposed to do? Like you're talking about that subject. They guess what? I got knowledge on it. Yeah, I get it. I get it. All right, how about this? Someone who tells the same story over and over and over. It's a good story, but it's the same damn story. Or the person who only talks about their only stories are about themselves. Everything is about themselves. Everything about themselves. Everything is about themselves. This this one's hard this one's hard too 'cause if you're telling the same story over and over, that's like the highlight of your life. And it's But bro, they might be happy. Yeah, it might be a simple man, a simple man, simple pleasures. I mean th then there's people that are like all about themselves and like you said, they don't ask you anything about yourself. Yeah. That ain't cool. hey, you know, hey, what's up, Paul? Blah blah blah. You know that I I got a promotion and and and but then the promotion got taken away, blah blah blah. And it's like like bro, what are you talking about? Like yeah, I don't like I don't like stuff like that. Plus nobody calls me Paul. What do they call you? Either B D or filthy P. Nobody calls you B D fool. Some people do. Some people say, hey, what's B? Of course they don't say big dick, but they say hey, what's up, B D? I thought it was big doofus. Ha hey, what about what about a bowling when they call you poly boy? I like that. Poly boy, I I I've heard it all. Poly boy, I like all that. But every once in a while I like you know what you're doing, you're talking about yourself. Yeah, but Speaking about myself, I would like to hear B D come out of your mouth a couple of times. I am gonna call you B D. Next one. Big doof. a friend who never pays. Hey, bro, you ever gonna chip in? Yeah, yeah. Next time. Or next time. The friend who's like, hey, Uncle, you know that was thirteen dollars and twenty eight cents. You only gave me thirteen dollars. You stole me twenty cents. The nickel and dimer? For the person that's slick and always gets out of pain. I'm gonna say the one that never pays. Really? Yeah. A nickel and dimer doesn't piss you off? Like, all right, bro, come on, I'm it does it doesn't because I I've I've learned that when when you nickel and dime, you tend to have a little bit more than other people. Like I know people that nickel and dime. Right, that are well off this food. Right? Yeah. But then they're like, what where's he at? he went to Abu Dhabi. Like what? Because he nickel and dine, bro. You know what I mean? And the people that never pay? Like I've known I've known people that show up to parties. complain about the beer that's there. But don't show up with anything. Show up with nothing. Yeah, it's like, bro, you don't like drinking ultras? No, because that's cheap beer. What would you bring? I didn't bring anything. Well, guess what? I thought it because they said ultras are for gay guys. Hey. Long long drink. Long and strong. You want that long drink that long drink? That schlong drink. Come on, schlong drink. you're see? Desre's dad should be talking about you, not me. You're the dick on the show. No, I'm just defending myself. Why'd you have to make that ultra comment? You're just playing defense? Yeah, bro, you you know who you started it. No, because I always I always heard that no, not this again. being serious because I have a lot of I have a lot of gay family members so I actually can talk to why and I can talk ultras I can talk to being gay ultras is a very because it's such low carb like it's good for you it's it's low carb that's how you keep your figure but that's what you're my my round figure that's what gay guys like my Rubenesque figure. Okay next one you ready go fool all right Shoot, I think we're almost we're at an hour. my Bro, we have a whole second page. We ain't getting through this. All right. Let me just How we at an hour? What the hell? Because I I knew this was gonna draw up a lot of conversation. how about this one? Speaking about parties. And you guys throw a lot of parties, so you would probably know about this one. which one do you hate more? The person that shows up doesn't bring anything we're talking about. And then also brings an uninvited guest or the friend that no no, I'm sorry. Okay. This person shows up and brought something. Hey, here's a twelve pack. But I also brought a couple guests that you know weren't invited. Is that cool? Well, hope it is 'cause they're here. Or the guests that always show up. They don't bring people, but they never bring anything food, water. All they bring is their personality. I'm gonna tell you this, bro. If we invited them, it's 'cause they're in our good graces. Right? But are they allowed to bring them? god, it doesn't matter. Luke. I'm gonna tell you this. Laura Laura has a Laura has a has a has a way of of thinking and she always prepares for more people. Good. So she'll make more food. Right. I always buy more drinks. Right? And usually there are people that will bring, you know, if you If you like modelos, you they bring modelos. We have we usually have modelos, ultras, but light, and then we get like either like eight five or we'll do like Stellas. Okay. And then there's a there's just there's a cornucopia of beer in that back fridge. Good. Don't cor don't say coronas. coronas are fire. You don't like Corona? You hate Corona? you worst beer ever made besides Tecata. I was about to tell you, bro, we just got sponsored by Corona. They hit me up. Hey, we weren't sponsored. The the minis? Hey, Corona. Either either or. Anyways, no. So so I'm okay with you showing up and bringing people. Okay. I'm okay with you showing up and bringing people and not bringing anything. There's plenty of beer, there's plenty of food. If we invited you, you're more than welcome. Now if you show up because you just assumed that we were partying. Then that might be an issue. You know what I mean? So you weren't invited, but you showed up. Yeah, if you weren't invited, you just show up like, hey, I I brought a I brought a bag and I want to take some beer home. They weren't having an It's definitely an issue. That's a problem. Yeah. Laura, we got a problem. All right. Let's go. You gotta move on. Get the get the get the shoddy. okay. Which one to you is more rude, Uncle, that you hate? Someone who's constantly on their phone, checking their phone. You guys are at to dinner. And they're doing this. At dinner? At dinner. At a restaurant. Or the people who are every time some new food comes out, they're over here taking pictures of it and posting it. Which do you hate more? I'm gonna do the first one. Yeah, you're right. Because you could just take a you could be o not on your phone and just, shit, look at this. Babe, look at this steak. I gotta t I gotta send this to Ronnie. Yeah, I gotta send it to somebody. Post it up. You're right. Bro, you go to you go to a nice A nice restaurant? You have a nice presentate presentation on your plate? Nice little drink? Yeah. And put the bone down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. I'd love to go to a steakhouse to you, Unc. Have a couple of beers. Not even beers, but I'd probably go if we're going to a steakhouse, I'm going mixed drink, but with a steak. All right. which one is worse? Which one do you hate? Losing your keys or losing your wallet? That one's a tie, bro. I hate losing both of them. I would say for me worse losing your keys 'cause it's like you can't start the car without No, they have to be somewhere in your possession. Lose your wallet, bro. You gotta call all those credit card companies. You gotta go get a little license. Yeah. Do you have keys for your new ride? Like an actual physical key? It doesn't plug in, but you know you have to have it by it. They call it F O B, homie. That's a lingo, brother. Hey, I'm trying to keep you up to date bro. You want to try to I'm trying to keep you up to date, homeboy. And guess what? I hate this new Pond Des. Hey, we're on that proto, bro. We're we're we're leading the we're leading the we're leading the future, brother. All right, Uncle, how about this? Getting the silent treatment from your loved one or having the same argument for three hours. argument. I hate arguing. Well, that's okay, well so you'd rather I'd rather I'd rather you don't talk to me, don't talk to me, it's cool. Like I know I know I know I know S hit the fan. I know you're feeling however, I'm feeling however. But to argue back and forth, back and forth I'm out. And s and see that's crazy because I like that. I kinda like to argue. But I don't want to feel something. I don't want anyone to get upset and and wanna, you know, go crazy or anything, but like I love a good argument. What's wrong? It's like a debate. What's wrong with you know standing your ground? someone telling you, Uncle, calm down. You're overreacting, you're blowing this up. Or someone asking you constantly when you're perfectly fine, why are you so mad? What is wrong with you? Why are you so mad? Nothing is wrong with me. Which one is worse? I'm gonna say the second one only. Only because I don't I don't think anybody's ever told me to calm down. I'm not I'm not one to get riled up and violin and trying to get all like blah blah blah like all But you don't remember that incident? I can cut this out if you want. All right, Uncle, welcome back. You ready? Yes, sir. Hey, let's finish strong, brother. We got a lot of cuts, but look at we're already at a an hour and thirteen. Who would have thunk? See, when you get a good when you get a good subject, you can just roll on it, brother. Okay, how about this? Which one do you hate more? Your significant other, so I'm gonna assume Laura, saying to you, Look, Uncle, do whatever the hell you want. Or Lord telling you when you're like, what's wrong with you, baby? What's wrong? Why are you upset? Nothing's wrong. Leave me alone. Which one is worse? I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say the second one. Only only because it's it's shutting down communication, bro. But isn't also doing just fine, Uncle, go to the strip club. Go ahead and do whatever the hell you want. Isn't that the same thing? Go to the strip club even though it's Tuesday afternoon. Get the hell out of here. It's whatever you want. It's a work meeting, babe. It's a work thing. It's a work thing. I don't know. I think it I think if you've gotten to that point where you're they're telling you, hey, do whatever the hell you want. Yeah. There's a miscommunication. But I think the other one is more like shutting down communication completely. Right. Do you prefer to like hash it out? Like, hey, let's just go at it. Let's have it out and then we're cool. Or do you prefer to like, hey, go our separate ways. Let's go cool and then we'll Telling you silent treatment, bro. So you do that's what you prefer. Yeah, I'm not I'm not trying to argue. Okay. Okay. Because I'm at the point, bro, like if we disagree, like tell me why we disagree. Like I don't I don't I shouldn't have to argue with you for three hours and you're blah blah blah. You're it's because you don't like nah man. It's it's like I'm too old for that. I agree. Yeah, yeah. Like let's see yeah, if you want to talk, we can talk, but But I'm not just gonna be here yelling and then yeah, yeah. Then you try and hit you trying to hit me. All right, which one do you hate more? Fake tough guys online, the little keyboard warriors that always hit us up in the comments or like me in in in college. Or you in college, yeah, yeah. In the old what was it? Depeche mode rooms or what were you? Limp biscuit? Lim Limp Biscuit chat room. The Kid Rod or what what was it? Yeah, no. Or fake smart guys. Fake tough guys or fake smart guys, which is worse? I probably hate fake smart guys. Really? Why? You don't think you're harmless? Because it's like, all right, bro, I know you're not smart, so okay. I feel like harmless. Yeah, I mean they are. But the fake har fake tough does more damage because those fake tough guys online are crazy, bro. Yeah, but that's if you let get under your skin, bro. I do, because that's why I start going back. That that you're easily riled up, bro. I'm not I don't really I stay. You know what it is, bro? To me, if it's not somebody that I care about, like, yeah, don't faze me. Like I think I think I've said this before, like Like my my dad you my dad used to used to used to lay into me, bro. Just about I mean some some of the some of the some of the hardest stuff that I've ever heard was coming from him. And it was only some of the hardest because that's my dad. You know what I mean? There was times where he would ask me, like, What's wrong with you? Like in Spanish, right? Like, hey, que qué traes, no que no sabes And as a kid you're like, damn man, like like yeah, like he he He believes that I I should know how to do this. Why do I not know? And me with my anxiety and my and my and my overthinking, I'm like, dude, like yeah, like why why don't I know how to do this? Right? And it wasn't until I got older when I'm like, damn, I shouldn't have known how to do that. I was I was like ten years old. Like I look at my I look at Natalia right now, I'm like, she's ten. I would never have her up on the roof putting shingles and you know what I mean? Like that just it's not it's not it's not a thing. So I'm just like, okay, you know, so you kind of understand that part. Yeah. So I'm like, yeah, you know what? Like like it's it's it's a it's a certain how do I say this, bro? Like Like you you get kind of desensitized to certain things, bro, just because of of of who it is. So if if it's somebody that I don't I don't know, like it doesn't it doesn't faze me. Like it it is what it is. Even if it is even if it is somebody I know. Like I can have somebody that be like, Hey, you're like damn, you're acting like an idiot. Well, if that's what you think, that's what it is. But if it's like my mom or my dad telling me that, then I'm like, damn, I am I am I am acting like an idiot. Like I don't I'm not messing up. It's different. So I think to me that yeah, that for sure. Yeah, I get that. I get that. Okay. All right, Uncle. That was it. Let's just let's end it there. But before we end it, we all we bro, come on, we can't get out of here without doing Uncle Knows Best, because I love hearing that. so here let's end it with this last little question for you. since we're talking about things we hate, all that. Let's do a little what is it called? Intergalactic? No, introspective. Intergalactic planetary. What is it? I'm thinking of BC Boy time. What do you think are your biggest traits that could be possibly hated by other people that yeah, maybe you you acknowledge them and you're working on or you plan on working on Do you have any traits that you were like, Yeah, I know this people hate this about me, but hey, it is what it is. And while while you do that, I'm gonna have a couple of cheeses and listen to your beautiful answer. I I can I can go and say that that I could I could honestly be like, you know what? If you have a problem with me, that's your problem. Because I know there's people that are like that. I'm I'm I'm not like that. I'm one to kinda try to please, kinda try not to upset people. so I have noticed that one of my biggest things is I tend to try to correct people. Like at work or just your kids? Of course. In general, like in general. Especially like grammar. Like if you if I hear you mispronounce something, I'm gonna try to correct you. Like supposedly. I hate when people say supposedly. Sounds so good. So I'll correct them. And I had I had I had it got to a point where like Laura was telling me, like, you need to stop correcting people because people don't like it and blah blah blah. Okay, so I I I toned down a little bit. so that one I I do feel like I've worked on. wait, so you were doing that a lot? Like you Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do it with my kids for sure. A hundred Well, yeah. I I mean you have to. That that's that's your job though. But that's your job, yeah. Because I and and then some of well, I'm not gonna say who, but one of gets mad and then I just I tell I tell them, Hey, I'm I I you're you're you're you're a ref you're a reflection of us. So I I need you to make sure that you speak properly. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's pr that's a little that's a little old school, brother. But yeah, I mean I respect it. I respect it. Yeah. But come on, bro, like supposedly, nah, dude, like it's supposedly. Please. It's supposedly. And I won't make them say it until they s they say it correctly. that that one I think I've I've I've I've held back a little bit on certain people like whatever, it is what it is. Like they're already adults. If they don't know how to pronounce certain words, like who am I to correct them? the need to prove facts. Like when I sent you those two pictures yesterday and yeah, yeah. I was like, How'd you find that? Yeah. Yeah, I just I I told you and I think I think you called me out and you're like, I don't believe that. The moment you said that, I was like, Man, ph come on like kill that bunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna just And it's not it's not to be right. It's more like just because it was left up in the air. So I'm gonna tell you, yeah, this or that. And then yeah, I'm I'm I have I have a bad tendency to to joke around a lot, especially at inappropriate times. And people probably get upset. Yeah. When was the last time you went over the line? no no not even over the line. It's just me and my sister Rosie had a thing where where maybe like ten years ago, we we were attending a lot of funerals and we would usually sit next to each other and We'd be talking during whatever, waiting for stuff to start. And it's like I would tell her something and she would laugh. Or she would tell me something and I would laugh. And she was like, Man, we're kinda like social misfits. Because if you were if you're across the church or whatever and we're we're like laughing, it's kind of an inappropriate time. Yeah. So stuff like that. Yeah. So I mean if I mean I think those are the top three. I'm working on some of The other ones are like You know, they're they're they're there. And I and I at least at least I at least I recognize it. So I think I hold back on certain things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not yeah, yeah. That's great, Unc. That's that's beautiful. That's true. You know what that line is from? That's what I am. From Christina Aguilera, homie. I thought it was James Blunt. You don't know about her. All right, Uncle, guess what? Another episode, another show in the books. You got your coffee mug. Yeah, you got a long night, huh? coffee mug. At the end of the day, Unk. We all got some sh that we can't stand about each other, about ourselves, about other people, family, friends. and there's stuff about people hate about us. You know, it is what is. You you just you just showed a little vulnerability and admitted your faults. I couldn't do that. I know you couldn't, that's why you didn't. That's too hard. That's too hard for me. I hate I hate that I hate you for it. But hey, I think that life is always gonna have a bunch of hate going around, a bunch of negativity. I think I think some of it is good, some of it's fun. It it's a little playful. Like we kind of we joke. I don't think you really hate hate some of those things you were talking about. Hopefully Unc, you like me, we need to focus on what you know, what makes us happy, kids, our kids these days and raising right and just having a a good good life. Bowling league? Hey, are you gonna hit two hundred? I hit it. You don't you don't even know, bro. I hit it. You got your ball yet? I got two. I'm one upping you. I'm one up there you go, one upping me. I'm one upping you. No, I only got one. I only got one, brother. But bottom line is yeah, negativity, yeah, i if it's too much, you're right, it can overtake you, it could do some damage, but I think we got just enough. Hey, there's some things we hate. It is what it is. It's our it's our it's our personalities, bro. I mean we can't love everything, but I think in the end, you know, I think we're both doing good. Hey, what was your line? Haters gonna hate. Haters are gonna hate buffers. Haters are gonna hate. So I wanna thank you, Unc. I wanna thank all the haters out there. If you are one of our haters, hey, we don't mind that you hate, but just like and subscribe, bro. Let's get those numbers up. Come on. We're in a little we're in a little what is it, a little droll, a little we're a little stagnant. So let's pick it up. Let's get it going again. that's it. That was a good show, Uncle. And what I put and lovers. I don't know what I was talking about. But anyways, Uncle, thank you. Thank you to all the haters. Thank you to all the lovers. Thank you to everybody. Thank you for tuning in. yeah. Let me know. Yeah. Let that hate run through that text message board, brother. No, no, not the textbook. We forgot to do the on on the quick before I do the comments. And we had tons of comments. All right, we'll do it next week. Really? Yeah, we had a lot of comments. We'll do it right on right now after. No. Yeah, yeah. Hmm. The sooner you end this, the sooner we get on that, bro.