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Full-Time Francis | Son of a Boy Dad #198 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 7: Pal? We saw you in the hockey game Mark, so
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  Speaker 7: to this now. I'm gonna be in Sacramento this weekend.
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  Speaker 7: A lot of tickets left, so let's go ahead and
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  Speaker 7: buy those up. Please, can't wait to be out there.
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  Speaker 7: I Uh, crazy weekend. Fun weekend though, fun.
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  Speaker 4: Would you guys get up to.
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  Speaker 7: I chose my own adventure.
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  Speaker 1: Either the Bucks were in the playoffs and then I
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  Speaker 1: went to Milwaukee, or or they they weren't and I
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  Speaker 1: my in law.
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  Speaker 7: I hung out with my in laws. Oh, very nice,
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  Speaker 7: crazy weekend for me. You guessed it. Hung out with
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  Speaker 7: my in laws.
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  Speaker 4: Huh.
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  Speaker 7: One day you'll know the joy of hanging out with
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  Speaker 7: your in laws. That is a good time. Laugh at
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  Speaker 7: the hell that was your weekend, Francis.
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  Speaker 4: Good, I'm in Los Angeles? Really yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Oh shoot, I forgot you're gonna be in la Do
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  Speaker 7: you say what you're doing?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a run out for the premiere of Tires.
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  Speaker 7: That's that's a tough one you got to run out for.
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  Speaker 7: They just had to stop by l A.
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  Speaker 4: You know, look, I'm not complaining streaming bigger than network
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  Speaker 4: I I uh, I'm not complaining. But l A is
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  Speaker 4: so far away it's crazy.
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  Speaker 7: That's why I'm not going. It should be Iceland. If
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  Speaker 7: it was Iceland, we'd all be there.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, the flight from New York to l A
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  Speaker 4: is as the same. It's the same amount of time
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  Speaker 4: it takes to get to Paris.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's Iceland's shorter, right shorter, and and l
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  Speaker 7: A is gayer than Gay Perry.
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  Speaker 4: I hate. The worst flight in America is in the
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  Speaker 4: At least that I've done is New York to Phoenix,
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  Speaker 4: because you think it's going to be halfway.
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  Speaker 7: That's how I feel about Texas. Dallas, Texas is a
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  Speaker 7: far Texas. I'm always like out to Dallas. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 7: watched two movies on a flight to Dallas. Watch two
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  Speaker 7: like pretty long movies.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Texas.
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  Speaker 7: I always get on the plane being like, well, at
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  Speaker 7: least i'll be on the ground in like a couple
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  Speaker 7: of hours you feel like can find in Chicago? Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: go two hours, it's like five hours. Yeah, it's insane, Yeah, brutal.
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  Speaker 1: They gotta startup having these tires premieres out in Europe
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  Speaker 1: and I'll go so close folk can go transatlantic?
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  Speaker 7: How How was it are you? Are you flying first class?
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  Speaker 4: Or I have a first class ticket out and I
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  Speaker 4: have a coach seat back and I got my first
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  Speaker 4: class ticket using This is really sad. I bought a
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  Speaker 4: coach seat and I applied a global upgrade certificate.
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  Speaker 7: No, please tell me that's not true.
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  Speaker 4: It's true.
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  Speaker 7: No, maybe things will go really well in LA and
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  Speaker 7: then you'll be able to five first class back.
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  Speaker 4: Or I'll have to apply another global Upgrade certificate, which
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  Speaker 4: would mean I'd be down to two for next year,
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  Speaker 4: which is just one round trip flight that I could
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  Speaker 4: use the global upgrades. I'm using a global upgrade certificate
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  Speaker 4: for a domestic flight. Do you understand why that's so tragic?
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  Speaker 4: Of course, but like we said, La is just as
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  Speaker 4: far as Paris so.
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  Speaker 1: But at the same time, though, they fuck you on
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  Speaker 1: those global.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I've got the they guarantee it when you
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  Speaker 4: when you use that. When you use Global, you have
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  Speaker 4: to be a diamond medallion to get the Global, of course,
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  Speaker 4: but they're much more powerful than the regional upgrade certificates.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to use a Global coming back from South
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  Speaker 1: Africa last year, and they fucked me.
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  Speaker 7: And I never got to use the Global.
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  Speaker 4: Because you thought it worked and then it didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, they wouldn't. They wouldn't apply it. They have like
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  Speaker 1: rules about the eligibility of some flights. Yeah, they don't
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  Speaker 1: always give it tell you what the rules are. But
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  Speaker 1: I have a friend that's used them to go to
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  Speaker 1: Japan and he bought.
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  Speaker 7: A whatever, Hans, our good friend, Hans. I guess we
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  Speaker 7: can't do callbacks to the last episode.
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  Speaker 4: A while ago. I forgot about that. I'm surprised you
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  Speaker 4: remember that.
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  Speaker 1: You usually don't even remember what we say, like two
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  Speaker 1: minutes ago. Watch an entire week ago, which is we're
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  Speaker 1: super impressive.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, think of what we did this week and
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  Speaker 4: then to remember that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, go ahead and listen to the last week's episode
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  Speaker 7: right before you listen to this one. The Continent.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they've told us to do that before. They're
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  Speaker 1: like callback jokes. It'll help, it will make it a
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  Speaker 1: cinematic universe where people have to go back and watch Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: fucking Infinity War, spar Son of a Boy Dad Infinity War.
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  Speaker 1: We're a little sass teas off. But have you got
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  Speaker 1: to watch any guitars yet?
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  Speaker 4: No? Really, I do know that they're showing my episode
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  Speaker 4: at the premiere.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. I was gonna ask about that. Are they showing the.
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  Speaker 4: Whole season just one one episode but they're showing my episode?
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  Speaker 7: Are they releasing it in increments or they were releasing
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  Speaker 7: it all at once?
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  Speaker 4: Because to be honest with you, I don't know. I'll
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  Speaker 4: learn all this.
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  Speaker 7: In your corner. I'll be asking all the good questions
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  Speaker 7: as your business manager.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll learn all this once. I can remember the
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  Speaker 4: conversations I had this weekend and I'll have answers for you.
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  Speaker 4: But right now I'm struggling.
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  Speaker 7: You should this could be huge for the pot. You
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  Speaker 7: might know what your name on the sun asap?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, we should put it up now, just so he
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  Speaker 1: is getting tethered, so in case when he gets really big,
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  Speaker 1: So in case that he tries to link up with
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  Speaker 1: the guys from Tires and try and make a podcast
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  Speaker 1: with Tommy and Chris or.
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  Speaker 7: Some shpy Like, what if Matt and Shane want to
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  Speaker 7: bring you in on their third.
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  Speaker 4: Guest, You'll be honest with you, I would be gone
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  Speaker 4: pretty quickly.
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  Speaker 7: No, your name is on the ship.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be like, you, guys, we're.
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  Speaker 7: Getting your name engrave, engraver. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: You? Both of your names are not engraved, they're they're raised.
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  Speaker 4: Here we go. Wow, I'm honored and it's official.
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  Speaker 7: That's it now.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry Matt, Sorry.
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  Speaker 7: Shane, Sorry Andrew Schultz.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, State of Texas and my eighteen percent taxes
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  Speaker 4: that I get back something like that. Yeah, what if
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  Speaker 4: they actually probably like twenty two because there's four percent
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  Speaker 4: city tax that I would get too.
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  Speaker 7: What if what if like Schultz wanted you to be
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  Speaker 7: one of his men.
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  Speaker 4: What are we doing here? I think you're just as
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: likely to get something like that, if not more so.
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  Speaker 7: And even I'm not on Netflix, this is my first thing.
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  Speaker 7: It's a pretty big deal.
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  Speaker 4: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you told your parents, Yes, you're like, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 7: be on Netflix, Like they're gonna your like your face
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  Speaker 7: might come up while you're like.
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  Speaker 4: It's one of you. I've had a lot of stuff
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  Speaker 4: that I thought was gonna happen, and it didn't, and
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  Speaker 4: so I'm not going to celebrate until the fucking show
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  Speaker 4: comes out and I see myself.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, what if they move your episode over to like Showtime.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, or they or Netflix, like the week before the
• 11:06
  Speaker 4: show airs, they're like, listen, we love the show, but
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  Speaker 4: that redheaded dick. Get rid of him out, we don't
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  Speaker 4: like him.
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  Speaker 7: Replace him with who's that unhinged dude from? What if
• 11:18
  Speaker 7: they replaced you with Andrew Santino?
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  Speaker 4: The show would be better? He is a phenomenal act,
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  Speaker 4: far better comedian and a much bigger name than I am.
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  Speaker 7: I don't say that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, everything I just said is fun to.
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  Speaker 7: You're on Netflix now. You can't be comparing yourself.
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  Speaker 4: You did, you said what you brought that up?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I've said, like, what if they replaced you with
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  Speaker 7: Andrew Santino to like save money because I'm sure like
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  Speaker 7: he costs less than you do now because you're on Netflix.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's only on He has a Netflix special, right,
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  Speaker 4: at least one, maybe even.
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  Speaker 7: Two, you might even have two.
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  Speaker 4: He's funny. He's a good golfer too. The thing he
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  Speaker 4: did was so funny.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I would love to get on the course with him.
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  Speaker 7: I'd love to get on the course with her. Don't
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  Speaker 7: even get me started an a tough me her drizzy.
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  Speaker 7: Holy fuck, that's just dream threesome. There me all tough
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  Speaker 7: Aubrey just chopping it up on the course. I thought
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  Speaker 7: you meant three in bed. Oh no, I would never
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  Speaker 7: go there.
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  Speaker 4: That'd be like one of those scenes where the white
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  Speaker 4: guy's like, oh no, what, Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: You would be a cuck. You'd be in your cut corner. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I'd be in the cup chair for sure.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 7: I wouldn't want to disrupt that greatness.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys think that that's true, that in every
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  Speaker 1: hotel room where there's a chair facing the bed.
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  Speaker 7: That's their Yeah, because so.
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  Speaker 1: Many hotels have almost every hotel.
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  Speaker 7: Every hotel has it, and no one's ever sat in it.
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  Speaker 7: Have you ever sat in that chair?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 7: Maybe occasionally, maybe like to like put my shoes on,
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  Speaker 7: sitn't it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: What what's the fear that that's someone? Every surface in
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  Speaker 4: a hotel has been fucked on?
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  Speaker 7: No, I'm not scared of it.
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  Speaker 4: So there's nowhere clean to be.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you think every surface mm hmmm mmmmm. People are
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  Speaker 7: just fucking all over hotels.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, all over.
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  Speaker 7: What about like the closet where like the safe.
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  Speaker 4: Is that's safest, but someone's done.
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  Speaker 7: You think someone's fucked the safe.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing safe about it, brothers.
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  Speaker 7: Try to call it safe sex. God damn, that's where
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  Speaker 7: it originated from. Someone's just going to town on a
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  Speaker 7: combination line.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then it accidentally just popped open and there
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  Speaker 4: were a bunch of condoms inside. I guess safe sex.
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  Speaker 7: That's double safe. Holy ship, that's a bar.
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  Speaker 1: We need to get Aubrey and fucking Kendrick and the
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  Speaker 1: line that we got something for you boys.
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  Speaker 7: Safe sex, save sex, but there's con in the safe.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like a dangerfield type of bit.
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  Speaker 7: You guys ever watched Rodney Dangerfield? Sometimes someone was seen
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  Speaker 7: a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Dan Setter was talking about his night or the Johnny
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  Speaker 1: Carson appearances on PMT, So I went back and watched
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  Speaker 1: like five of his Johnny Carson appearances.
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  Speaker 7: Pretty fucking funny.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, he's the only one who could write them
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  Speaker 4: that quickly. They were just such good jokes, and he
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  Speaker 4: seemed to have an endless ability to write them, much
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  Speaker 4: like Mitch Hedberg.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but also just like him being the punchline of
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  Speaker 1: it just at all times. Yeah, Like I came home earlier,
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  Speaker 1: my wife was fucking the safe.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. His voice is so funny, just like the way
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  Speaker 7: he like his eyes are like always starting around. He
• 14:50
  Speaker 7: just reloads his tie. Yeah, he's funny. Who else is funny?
• 14:54
  Speaker 7: Who else was funny back in the day? Him? He
• 14:58
  Speaker 7: was good. I want to hear more about this Ires
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  Speaker 7: situation though. Yeah. I want to hear more about Tires
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  Speaker 7: as well. So give us all the details now that
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  Speaker 7: you can talk about it. Right, when does it come out? Oh?
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  Speaker 7: I guess it's not even out yet. Or who's all
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  Speaker 7: the people that's in it? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Why don't you if we could promote the show. What's
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  Speaker 7: wrong with promoting the show? I just don't want to
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  Speaker 7: see France to get in trouble.
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  Speaker 4: I think the cast has been released and I'm the
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  Speaker 4: at least the episode I'm in is also got Stove Ross, Uh,
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  Speaker 4: Shane g O'Connor, you know the usual cast, Kyla? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: see Steve step Yeah, they have a list of the
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  Speaker 4: cast there, griss O'Connor, because francis listed. No, but what's
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  Speaker 4: on it?
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  Speaker 7: We'll write your name on the show perfect. I'm going
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  Speaker 7: to talk to someone about Black Marker. I'm gonna text
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  Speaker 7: Gardini Happy Birthday to the gardens and be connected with Netflix.
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  Speaker 7: Stat I've got some concerns about Francis's credits.
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  Speaker 1: What was it like while you were down there? Shooting
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: was in Westchester? You guys were in Westchester, down in Pennsylvania. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: did you go to Westchester any of the Westchester bars?
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  Speaker 4: No? I was only down there for like a day,
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  Speaker 4: maybe two days.
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  Speaker 7: Fuck. I would have loved to get down there. Mid
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  Speaker 7: A cameo.
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  Speaker 4: It was great, it was cool.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: We shot at Steven Gervin's dad's actual auto body shop, really,
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  Speaker 4: which is where the whole premise of the show came from.
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  Speaker 1: So were people getting their tires realigned?
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  Speaker 4: While Yeah, I mean there's car there were cars in there.
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  Speaker 4: There were actual stuff. Yeah, big, big set, big, you know,
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  Speaker 4: production crew.
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  Speaker 1: I have a distrust for the for those folk as mechanics.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of people do.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, because you don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know yourself what they're what the ship's supposed
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  Speaker 1: to cost, right, what they're.
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  Speaker 7: Going to charge people? Maybe you don't, I do. You
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  Speaker 7: don't know shit about cars, Mike. I go to I
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: go to an auntibody shop and I point out, I go,
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: this is what needs to be fixed. Handle it now.
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: I will pay no more than I have to, or
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: also bring it somewhere else.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but what is what you have to that's the
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: gray area.
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: Not if you know cars like I do, then.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Why would you go and say I will pay no
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: more the Tesla?
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: And they go just started at ten thousand dollars start
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: up the tab.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: I have had so little maintenance that I've had to
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: pay for.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: Actually did see something the other day that said that
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: the Tesla is like the least maintained a car. Yeah,
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: least Like what car did you drive when you were
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: in high school? Gmc acadia? Beautiful vehicle? What kind of
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: vehicle is that? GMC a Kadia? Oh shit, Okay, damn
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: that sounds beautiful? It is it?
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: Nothing was special? Is it? A sedan coop suv pickup truck?
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: A little bit of a Sidan, A little bit of
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: a Sedan action, a little bit of a kind of
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: like a Sedan that had a baby with a minivan.
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: Oh really, I could pack my crew into that car
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: pretty well. Seats eight, that's not there's nothing sadan about
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: something that seats eight eight A little bit of a
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: minivan action. I was driving a little bit of a
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: minivan action in high school as well. Great speaker system on.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Its very fun to pack folks into something like that
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: in GMC.
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: You're going to American, mate, Oh, of course you gonna
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: want to stick with American.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I was driving a Honda kim really what ye oh.
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there she is, but mine was the older model.
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: Oh that's a SUV. What are you talking car? I
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: always like to keep you on your toes. She was
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: literally when it comes down a little bit of a
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: that's a full.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: On nobody wan.
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: Very you're confusing it with Seaton. That must have been
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: it the soy replacement meat. Yes. Yeah, I used to
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: drive that thing. Had a panic attack in it twice,
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: brutal panic attack too, almost crashed it while having a
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: panic attack. Then yeah, and then I kind of started
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: to hate it. And then my parents sold it because
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: you hated it now because I was going to college
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: and they were like, you're never driving this thing again.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, yeah, and so you
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: didn't know how to appraise the maintenance of it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she had she had some of her own problems.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: The tires wheel was not aligned properly, so it would
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: always shake while you were driving. Damn. What year was it,
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: Probably like a fourteen earlier? Probably Jesus I was old. Yeah,
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: she was up there, probably two hundred thousand miles.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: You would take your car down to the boatyard and
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: have sex with someone, yeah, or.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: At least grab a titty in the back seat. Well,
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: the great thing about the gmc acadia is that you
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: can really just lay down that those back couple of
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: rows just fuck all night on it.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: You'd probably put a mattress in there.
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I did. I installed a mattress to fuck. I
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: was getting a lot of out of control amounts of
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: pussy in high school, so I had to my parents.
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: It was honest, my parents suggestion. They said, you know,
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: what's just install a mattress on this thing. This kid's
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: fucking too much. Yeah.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: They were stepping into the back and felt like a
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Nickelodeon set.
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: They just down into some fucking gack like the floor
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: of an adult movie theater.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: You didn't even have to install it. You just flipped
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: it over after a couple of weeks and it's stuck.
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: Right down floor there like magnets. You had to drain.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: It was a drain the floor of the suv like
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: a spit.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: There's a bilge pumped in the car.
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: We're going to drain to come out. Our sixteen year
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: old has been fucking that car. Was nasty. Go in
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: your car and they just leave trashing it, and then
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: you don't. I'm not picking that ship up. You never
• 20:59
  Speaker 7: did that too. Hell no, Hell yes, I respect my vehicle.
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: I'm thinking about buying a car. Yeah, you can leave
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: it at me and Francis build what I was thinking.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Ken, Yeah, we'd be happy to have you, and then
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: that would could be a good excuse for you to
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: get out to Brooklyn. You come out there to Brooklyn
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: hang out with the boys.
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: Well, no, I'd probably pay you to meet me halfway.
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: You think I'm taking your petty cash. I don't take change, brother,
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: it's not changed. Ten k a visit? All right?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: All right now you're talking. But I got paid to
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: not be on the tires.
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: Off to come. Oh damn, that's a nasty deal.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: My Honda Odyssey had bucket seats in the back seats.
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's why. That's why I couldn't.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: That's why it wasn't being absolute fuck demon. I would have,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: but there's the fucking bucket seats you just falling the
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: chasm between the two of them.
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I could never really lay out what car you
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: driving high school to ship Volva though, as.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: I've said before, we didn't have money until I turned
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: twenty five.
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was just busting your chops.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Don't do this. Stop walking back your jabs.
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: It wasn't a ship, then it makes me look like
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: busting your chops. Bro, Relax here, the cast of tires
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: know that you have anger problems.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna start touching you, and I know you don't
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: I would. Yeah, well, once you get on network television,
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: you're allowed to start touching.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: People streaming, streaming, Nickelodeon, it's fucking Netflix.
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: Once you're on Netflix, you can just start grabbing them
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: by the pussy. Trump joke. Thought that would kill. To
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: be honest, he kills.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Trump was probably never on Netflix, though, you're actually hold
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: on on on Trump.
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: You think Homolon's on Netflix. Probably has been at some point. Yeah,
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: you're right, Yeah, you know what else?
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: He's in his sex in the city, really, but he
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: doesn't say anything. He's just in a bar. That they're at,
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: and carries Carrie's voiceover goes Is there anything more New
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: York than drinking a Cosmopolitan in the plaza bar with
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Donald Trump? He's sitting at an adjacent table.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Is there anything more New York than some student protesters
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: throwing a fucking combination bike lock through your window of
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: your bar while Eric Adams is at the table in
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: the back with some of his closest confidence.
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: Did you see the did you see the NYPD like
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: storming Columbia?
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Man, Columbia has really taken all the smoke.
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: Columbia is the new Columbia.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, Columbia's taken over.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: For Colombia, you.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Need a fucking resurgence of old Pablo Escobar.
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah. It literally looked like like a World War II
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: movie when like the country's being stormed, just on foot
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: and they're just marching in.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like they need to say Pablo Escobar
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: exam in there to litigate all those kids.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: He yes, his son, what's Pablo Escobar exam? The bar exam,
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: the bars the bar exam. See, I don't got time
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: to be keeping up with that nonsense. I got bigger
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: things to worry about. You truly can't wrap your mind
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: at the conflict in Israel and Palestin. Sorry, I try
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: not to joke around when we're talking about that. That
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: might just be me though. Yeah right, Bro, you're you're
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: the biggest Zionist on this show. Bro, don't put words
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: in my mouth. You don't know what I am. I'm neutral. Sorry,
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: I just believe that people should be alive. But that's
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: the weakest thing to be neutral. From the river to
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: the sea, that's the weakest thing to be, my brother,
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: neutral neutral. Only neutrals are the fucking sweets selters. I'm
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: fucking knocking back. Those things are dog shit. We're not
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: sponsored by that, probably not their dogshit. Those are the
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: worst things I've ever had. Yeah, dude, those are things
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: that you you go to bed after drinking and you're like,
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: I think my teeth are like see through right now.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: I think these things like removed all of the enamel,
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: and yeah, they strip you of your enamel. They're so sweet.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had a question I wanted to ask you guys,
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: but I can't remember what.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Was it about Colombia, the campuses, protests, the bar exam
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: BARXAM sex and the city Donald Trump.
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: But the streaming services.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: The protests in Columbia are an interesting thing because.
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: They're for them now.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: They just moved to Fordham because like Columbia shut down,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: so they're like the next kids are picking up.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Wonder what these kids think they're doing saving the world,
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: I guess that's what they think they're doing, right, I
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: think they are.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Have you seen Jeff Nadou being like he he keeps
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: on reposting kids who are like really sassy and in
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: favor of Palestine, and they're like, he keeps on being
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: like they would kill you in Palestine, you know, like.
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: Gay presenting kids and trying to flame them. It's not wrong.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: I uh.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: I just think about my college experience and I don't
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: remember a time where I thought I'd be willing to
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: sleep outside for something.
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: Do you think there's any part of them they're like
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: this is fun as hell.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Even even joining like a fraternity, I would have been like,
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna camp out in the yard, no way.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: The fraternity move that a Penn State that you always
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: heard was they would give the whole pledge class laxatives
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: and then take them to the top of I think
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Beaver Mountain, some mountain nearby and then give the entire
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: pledge class one single toilet paper and tell them that
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: they had to walk home one roll, No no, one
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: square each no no among the entire pledge class.
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: What the hell is that for? You gotta all wipe
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: your ass with it, not wipe my ass at that point,
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: putting some.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Of your finger, your fingers going through that on at
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: least wipe two, wipe one. Probably yeah, unless it's like
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: triple plyers.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Guys, will take a second to talk about game time.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Game time? Did you know that you can get tickets
• 27:11
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• 27:18
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• 27:23
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• 27:25
  Speaker 1: So simple, so straightforward, Just a couple of clicks and bam,
• 27:29
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• 27:32
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• 27:36
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• 27:39
  Speaker 1: much going on the Addiron Dack Thunder. Imagine being able
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: to go to an Adirondack Thunder game. You might even
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: be able to get tickets for Francis's special on game Time.
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: I've seen you on.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Game Time before. I've seen your tickets available on game Time. Comedy, music,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: sporting events, live theater. If that's your cup of tea,
• 28:00
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• 28:02
  Speaker 1: It's so straightforward and plus, game Time is the best
• 28:05
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• 28:09
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• 28:13
  Speaker 1: going on over at game Time. I'm excited to go
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: to Francis's show and if available, I will buy some
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: tickets on game Time. That's my promise to you. Take
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: the guests work out of buying tickets with game Time.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Down with the game Time app creating account. You just
• 28:24
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• 28:27
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• 28:29
  Speaker 1: minute tickets, lowest price guaranteed. The Penn State doesn't even
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: know that there is a conflict in the Middle East.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: Oh no, word hasn't made its way out. Still work
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: out Sandusky out there, there's kids. The kids still haven't
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: stopped tenpting out for Sandusky, for Joe Pa Jo. They're
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: defending Jo's good name.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Saw Reggie Bush got his name back on. That made
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: me happy.
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: It's about damn time.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: I was glad that they did that.
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: As I said, yeah, what he lost it for something?
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: With money? Right, he was getting he was protesting Palestine.
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: Damn it. They took it away from him. They stripped him.
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: Now why did he actually lose it? He was betting
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: or something.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: No, he was receiving gifts or something.
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, he received gifts.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I think he was like working in a pizza shop.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: He like made money on his own.
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you got a job at a chipote later
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: in the off season. His heisman way, you will be
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: dirt poor. You will be poor for as long as
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: you're here.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: And you'll like it at USC where every kid is
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: like rich as fuck. And he was just like, I
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: just want to get I just want to be able
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: to pay for my own spaghetti and meatballs on the weekends.
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: You know what I never understood about the Johnny Manzel
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: thing was how come like, so he was making all
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: this money from autographs. How much was Johnny Manziel's autograph worth?
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: That was money laundering?
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was for autographs, And it was just like
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: boosters giving him a bunch of money.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: Interesting.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Oh I didn't know that either. I mean, you know
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: what I say is not true. If he's selling a
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: an autographed Johnny Manzil jersey that's framed that at that
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: time when he was the hottest sensation in all of
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: college football, maybe ever could be worth a lot to
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: the Texas A and M fans.
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: I guess that's true. Give it back now, you're getting better.
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: But what about like Caleb Williams, Like I wouldn't buy
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: a Caleb Williams.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Well, that's because you don't like gay people.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: Well, I don't want to get aids.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: Wait to completely and then you stole it from no.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: I I had it first, but you took it.
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: Went in the middle of saying.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: You went bigger. So I'm fine with that. That's fine,
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: you can have it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: Had that joke in my head for the last five minutes.
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: It's gone now.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: But adult autograph seekers are a different breed. But they're
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: also all doing it as like a as.
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: Like an investment.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Stop like there's so few people that are actually like collectors.
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I do, stop stealing all my stuff?
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: Why do you have so much cash?
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: So goddamn annoying. This is terrible podcasting. No one's gonna
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: listen to this and be like, what are they giggling about?
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: You're gonna be like, why are they stopping talking every
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: five seconds? You do that every time just because you
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: lose your jewel. But I don't stop the whole conversation.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: You don't stand up, and I don't.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: I don't go hey, basically, you guys stop having a conversation.
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: I gotta look for my jewel. I was still talking,
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: very nonchalant about well.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: I was wondering how you got so much cash on
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: your wile I was still.
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: Talking, I got cash in my wallet because I do
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: spots every night.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: That's all. Yes, dude, what are you gonna do with
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: all that?
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: It's like one hundred dollars.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: There's way more than that.
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: Not really, are.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: You gonna send some of that to someone who needs it?
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: I was already sent it all to Israel. You should
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: send it. Yeah, you gotta send it all back on
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: to you Israeli family.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to rebuild the Iron Dome.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: I got hit up in a group chair by a
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: friend of mine or a guy I know who has
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: a family member who's fighting in Israel, and he was like, listen,
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: you know we need this. This squadron desperately needs the newest,
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: high end night vision goggles, like every dollar counts. I'm like,
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: do they actually fucking insanely go to.
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: Your local spy store pick up the nicest night vision
• 32:38
  Speaker 7: goggles they have and.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Is four hundred thousand dollars a pair.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Like I have two pairs, but one keeps getting foggy.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: These guys are tired of sharing night vision goggles when
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: they need to see.
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: A lot of the war fought at night.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, all wars are fought at night. Pal wars don't
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: have a.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Dude, I was for war. I fuck it almost missed war.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I showed up fifteen minutes to say, where the fuck
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: were you?
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: Like turning around when you forget your cleats on the
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: way to a soccer game? Did I leave my night
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: vision goggles at home?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: But mom's mom take me back? We could probably still
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: make it for the second quarter.
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, oh man, they should have.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: No that conversation was what for me. It was always
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: were like, Mom, I don't even want to go. I'm
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: too embarrassed, and she'd be like, no, it's fine, you're going.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: We paid for the war. Yeah, you're going to have
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: a rifle. Yeah, we're we're taking you.
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: That was the worst going to a hockey game and
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: having to get onto the ice like halfway through the game.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're already the.
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: Worst player on the team and you're late and you
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: were hoping you weren't going to make it. One time.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: One time, I was. It was a high school playoff,
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: fucking playoff lacrosse game, but we were It was an
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: early round, so We're playing some team from another part
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: of Maine that I'd never even heard of. Yeah, and
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: we were just going to beat the fucking ship out.
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: The lights out of it.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: And I went out on my boat with my girlfriend. Uh, Like,
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: we had this little motor boat and we were just
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: up the river swimming because it was hot, and our
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: boat right out of gas and I had to paddle
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: this boat all the way across the channel back home.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Showed up super late to the little cross game. I
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: mean it was in the first quarter when it started,
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: and I was a captain, but they like put me in.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: I scored a goal right away. Yeah. First they were terrible,
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: and then it was like, we're just gonna put the
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: subje in.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: What did you play attack midfield? Madi. What's had left, right, center, center?
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: Go on, look at him.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: We didn't really have sides.
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I guess that's true. I guess you don't.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: Just I don't know what I was thinking about. Hockey
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: left wing, right wing? No, MIDI and hockey dumbass, No,
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: there isn't. Mm hm. That was a right wing in hockey.
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: Best they've ever seen.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: So you played lefty? No, if you're on the right.
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: Oh, I guess I was a left wing. I don't know.
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: When you're that young, it doesn't They don't actually matter
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: where they're still the best thing they've ever seen.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Point I've ever seen you guys ever heard that story
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: about Jim Thorpe going to like one of the first
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Olympics ever and he's about to run like the one
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: hundred meter dash or something like that, and his shoes
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: were stolen, and so right before the race he found
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: two mismatched shoes in the garbage. Still ran and like
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: broke every world record at the time, wearing like basically
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: like black loafers, wearing like church shoes to fucking sprints,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: so fucking impressive.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: I once wore golf cleats to church.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: On Christmas, which is basically the same thing that Jim
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Thorpe did.
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: It was maybe more impressive.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I had some brown foot joys that if you
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: didn't look at the bottom, you wouldn't like dress shoes. Yeah,
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: and that's all I had. Would you like unscrew the
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: if I had had the.
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: Tool, Oh yeah, you need a tool.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: But church was coming quick.
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: One time I wore healey's to school and that's a
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: big no. Now with the wheels, Yes, with the wheels
• 36:16
  Speaker 7: and uh, and I was healing around school.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Those are so fucking cool, I know.
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: And I got in trouble and then my teacher took
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: the took the wheels out with scissors. What Yeah, my
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: parents would be furious. My parents were furious. My parents
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: were furious at me for wearing heelies to school, not
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: that the teacher took the wheels out.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: One time I wore heelis to uh to church, and
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I just slid up to get my first convenient I
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: like skidded, like when you're stopping really fast. I fucking
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: completely iced to the priest and then I got my
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: fucking Eucharist And that's pretty bad ass.
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was incredible. Nothing wrong with that it's just efficient. Yeah,
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: that's just a man who wants the body of Christ
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: in his system as fast as you can get it. Yeah.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I went around for a second lap. I got a
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: second helping of Jesus.
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: I was damn good at the heelies.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Were you? Oh? Yeah, those kids were cool.
• 37:06
  Speaker 7: The problem with the heelies is that they didn't make
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: any like casual wear heelies. They all wo's, like big
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: ass of cyruses.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: With those on them.
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: You should also get the ones with the grind plates
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: on the bottom.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Those were soaps.
• 37:18
  Speaker 7: Soaps, Yeah, but they added they added that two heelies.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Oh like a Swiss army knife shoe exactly.
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: Wow. I never had a pair like that though.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: No, they called me Maddy Heely back in seventy five
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: when I was in school. Soaps looked cool, but that
• 37:36
  Speaker 7: looks also. I don't. I'm not like a big I'm
• 37:38
  Speaker 7: not trying to be like grinding on shit.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: No. We had a kid who got him as Ra
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Mooser and I remember thinking can he and he tried
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: but could not? Yeah, nor could he ever.
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's pretty tough to do.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: And at that point you're just wearing shoes that are
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: very heavy with a hole in the middle.
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're wearing weapons soaps.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Heelies. We should get some, we must.
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna get some, shy I order some right now. Sure, No,
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: I can't do that.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Can you really get quicker? I mean, how good is
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: the wheel?
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, it's good. Really downhill? I could cruise. I mean
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: it's kind of a slope to my apartment from here.
• 38:24
  Speaker 7: I could probably just cruise right home.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: But on the way in it would take you fucking
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: flour hot.
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: It would be a long long way in sure, for sure.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: But the problem is that with the heelies, is that
• 38:34
  Speaker 7: the if you get even the pebble in there, it's
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: an instant stoppage. Had to pulled forward.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pitch over your own toes.
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: Honestly, heales are ideally used inside on like a concrete
• 38:44
  Speaker 7: like this concrete or a tennis corked.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Perhaps there's enough divots in this fucking busted ass office.
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: This wouldn't This would not bother me at all.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: There's I do the I'll like walk my dog down
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: by like the Brooklyn Piers. And there's a guy out
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: there every single day of the year, rollerblading every single
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: day back and forth you'll see him like Nate four
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: or five times. No, this guy's fucking hot and shredded.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Takes his shirt off.
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: God, No, Nate used to roller blade around the city.
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: You didn't know this. The first day I moved to
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: New York, I went out and got drinks with KB
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: and Nick on Stone Street and uh yeah, and Nate
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: came flying in on roller blades. Swear to god, someone
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: told me you guys are here. Yeah. No, I think
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: Nick was texting him and he was like, Nate's coming,
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: He's rollerblading now. And he came in hot, but he
• 39:41
  Speaker 7: had like a backpack on to change in shoes.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Rollerblades with a backpack on is a cool look. Oh yeah,
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: that's a cool look.
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Very tactical, Yeah, or swat looking.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: I heard on Frankie Borelli's first day, Nate rollerbladed up
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: to him and was like, you're not supposed to bring
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: in beers or whatever. Have you ever heard that story
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: that like Frankie was going to bring beers to like
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Dave during his interview. Now, you guys never heard that story.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: I've heard Nate story about how Nate coached Frankie. He
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: coached him and that Frankie Owes his job to Nate.
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: To Nate right, and he and his cousin was on rollerblades.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Who was Nate's in.
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: For that long? Yeah, I didn't know that this was
• 40:23
  Speaker 7: like a new thing.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: No, he's been blading now, he's now he's a gym rat.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: You guys see his gym post yesterday. No, No, he's
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: absolutely Jim.
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: Rat because I was in the gym.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: I'm such a fan of transformations, body transformations. Yeah, it
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: just makes me really happy. I like seeing people that.
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: Really either way. Honestly, I'll watch someone get fat as fuck.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, no doubt about it. I don't even know which
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: one I prefer. That's not true. It's always when you approve.
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: But it is.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's a shot and freud to someone getting
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: fat as fuck there is.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: What I don't like is somebody who loses a ton
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: of weight and then gains it back on. That's when I.
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: Feel sad that that happens.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: So it happens a lot, yo yo. Is what they're
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: eating for that to happen? Then, I'm not even talking
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: about the tasty snack. I think they're just eating the.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Toy ye crushing toys. They're crushing. They're just fucking wolfing down.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Some fat Duncans.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: Did a fire bolt.
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: I was always good at those weird ship fall I
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: was good at rip sticking Heey's and Yoyo. I was
• 41:30
  Speaker 7: pretty decent.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Ripsticking was the devil sticks.
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: No, that was Jet's Japanese.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I thought ripsticking is that's farting on a kid in
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: your class.
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: Ripsticking is like the skateboard, but it only.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: St that thing you plugged into your TVs that you
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: could access Amazon.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like the bamboo thing that you
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: put two fingers into and you try to get out
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: That's what gay people do, and it's called.
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: Doc stick sticking, dock sticking, which docking always has confused
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: me as a straight mount because I always wonder if
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: that if there's pleasure for that in anybody, for anybody.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Have you not don't knock it till you dock it?
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: Or just is it just like a pure curiosity thing
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: I can't believe inside your foreskin.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: Let's put it this way. You need a lot of force.
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: You need like a baggy you would need honestly, you
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: need to do a transformation and it would be right
• 42:23
  Speaker 7: before the surgery when you're still a lot of skin.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Yes, it needs to be sloughing, sloughing.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Off transformation, not even transition, full transformation transition.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: Right now, I did get it without you noticed that.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: I noticed immediately you did.
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: You had it for less than a second, but you didn't.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: See me take it.
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: I literally heard you grab it, and then.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: You didn't see me take it. That's what That's what matters.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: It's crazy that there's an entire line of Khakis that
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: are named after Docking.
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: And they don't they can. It's s datum, which was
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: always which was always a problem with Docking, because that
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: would the combining the smegma would relate release ooze like
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: a chemical.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Chemical compound is released anytime that you combine togs like that.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: There is a genesis theory about Earth that it was
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: actually created when Adam and Steve combined their primordial ooze,
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: out of which came.
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: And an atom was split. It wasn't his rib happens
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: when you doc, It was when you dock. Are you
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: both busting or you busting at each other like a
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: like a squirt gun.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like when you go saying it's like
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: two different fucking anime characters.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: Harryoldermort shoot the spell at the same time, and whoever
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: can has more will that it'll burst out of their
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: mouth first.
• 43:58
  Speaker 7: Damn fucking Harry Pottery really is just anime for British kids.
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: Cleaning up a dock sash must just be a mess.
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: I don't know. There may be, but the smell has
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: to be crazy. It's got to be disgusting. I love
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: to pick a gay man's brain about docking and wonder
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: if it's even something that people do or if it's
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: just like a meme. Right, I bet it is just
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: a meme. What's sad is that, like want to put
• 44:24
  Speaker 7: my dick inside of your dick.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Whenever you want to have questions for a gay guy,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: like they don't have all the answer. Don't you think
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: that every gay guy would just be like downloaded with
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: the knowledge, but like they don't.
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: Not a lot of It's not as many gay freaks
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: as you would expect.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: If you ask Joey Comasta like about docking or something
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: like that, like, I don't I think he'd be like, yeah,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Like people don't really do it that much. I could
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: be hard to find a doctor a true docker.
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: Right, there's not a lot of real dockers these days, right,
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: exactly five pockets. Speaking of docking, Francis and I are
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: supposed to go do a little barstool outdoors soon docking boats,
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: get it. Come on, guys, keep up? What uh? I
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: feel like that would be the kind of thing. Now
• 45:15
  Speaker 7: you're more of an inside cat. All three of us
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: we kind of did together. Look at the sign. Well,
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: we've been meaning to talk about that. I get completely
• 45:26
  Speaker 7: taken off. We're going out to film season two of tires. No.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, if you took off the front of the R,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: or if you put a F in front of the
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: R and turn the O to A and is still
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: there and then you turn the E into a C.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I s Sassin, sass and frona.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: There twice.
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: You guys are going with wells yeah, sorry, what the fuck?
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: Not enough room on the boat, bro? What kind of
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: fun are you guys getting? Tyler too? Oh yeah, Tyler's
• 46:11
  Speaker 7: coming damn Yeah. They said, do you want sass running
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: Francis and we said, we're gonna do Tyler sassins. I
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: was more doing the type of canoe and Tyler too, Yeah,
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: And then I took it further No, you just still
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: get the historical reference.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: Tippy Canoe was a battle, right, Battle of Tippy Canoe.
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're getting out there, looking to get tight, looking
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: to just get to get a lot of just picking
• 46:35
  Speaker 7: up slobs, a little bit of sight fishing. Perhaps. Yes,
• 46:39
  Speaker 7: I think me and Donnie are going to Brazil. Really? Yeah?
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, well.
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: Anyways, okay, fuck you both.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: I guess we were right to change the name.
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: Anyways, it's gonna be a real drawn droney drawn eye.
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: Are you actually gonna go to Brazil with don Yeah?
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: What are you guys doing down there?
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: It's gonna be the Eagles. The Eagles. Uh oh, first
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: game is down there and he's been meaning to go
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: to Brazil.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: M hm, that's cool.
• 47:12
  Speaker 7: I was talking to someone the other day who said
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: that they're looking to get in a like five years
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: from now, they're gonna have like sixteen games a year
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: across country.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: Someone told me they're going to add a team in England.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: That would be so insane, that would suck so bad,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: that would to get drafted and be like, you're going
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: to Manchester.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: I mean a London NFL team, I don't know.
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: It would look like a Panthers game when it's raining,
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: five people in the stands or.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Just random people in the crowd, like with Vikings.
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: Wearing a justin Jefferson Jersey.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, nothing's evolved. They're just happy to be there.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: That is such a funny look whenever that happens. But
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: imagine being from like Compton, being like the fastest kid
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: in your fucking neighborhood. You go to USC and then
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: you're a first round draft pick and you have to
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: go to Leeds. I have to go to Newcastle on
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Tyne and you're from Arlington, Texas.
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: The draft posts are always they're not I don't I'm
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: not a big fan of like the like the continued hype.
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: Are they doing that for your guys picks? Because today
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: it's May first. Now they're like it's happy May Day,
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: and it's like, come on, dude, he's not even going
• 48:21
  Speaker 7: to start this year. Wait, no, May first was last week?
• 48:24
  Speaker 7: Oh shit, yeah, I forgot, it's what is it? May fifteenth?
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: May four?
• 48:30
  Speaker 7: But if we just banked four episodes a week and
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: just only recorded once a month, No, that's not how
• 48:36
  Speaker 7: that No, that would be insane.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: We'd have to go eight episodes a week.
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: Oh shit, I forgot. We did two episodes a week.
• 48:42
  Speaker 7: The Grind set. You know, you lose track. You're just
• 48:45
  Speaker 7: constantly working. You forget what you're even doing.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: I can tell from your wallet.
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the Grind said, is crazy.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: Should we count it?
• 48:52
  Speaker 7: I've been doing too much stand up lately. They're saying
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: I'm getting too good too fast. Did you take it
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: or not? I don't even think you did. What do
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: you mean it's in my pocket?
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Look at that?
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: Can you not go through my personal ship?
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: That's fucking sweet.
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: Invasion of privacy. You don't see me going through your
• 49:08
  Speaker 7: fucking thin ass wall.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: You want to go through it that?
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: It would be too easy have it. I already went
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: through it. It was just a glance.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: I don't even know where it is. That's how I thrust.
• 49:17
  Speaker 7: Oh, I should not show that to the camera as
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: a Jersey Jerry ass move. We might actually have to
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: blur that. I don't know why I just did that.
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: I don't know what I was thinking. Just pulled out
• 49:28
  Speaker 7: my debit card and just showed it directly to the camera.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: And that's your whole life.
• 49:32
  Speaker 7: That's literally where all of my money is. Yeah, I
• 49:34
  Speaker 7: thought you were a Delta carded up. Yeah, well there's
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: no money in it. Did you guys keep money in
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: your Delta card? What exactly? Credit cards work? Fool? That's
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: why you're not coming at Barstool Outdoors. Bro got to
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: keep you indoors. Learn, learn a little bit about finances.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Sas was telling me that if we go to this
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: uh fly fishing with Sydney in the ocean, that it's
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be able to do it. He said
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: it'd be forty mile per hour winds.
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: Why are you guys doing this soon?
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: Soon? A couple of weeks?
• 50:09
  Speaker 7: Will you guys really just cut me out like that.
• 50:11
  Speaker 7: I didn't make the I didn't make the decision. I
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: just get texts. Stop dogs. Hey, when me and you
• 50:17
  Speaker 7: were supposed to do something with Sydney, were you yeah, no,
• 50:21
  Speaker 7: we actually did have the idea to do something with Sydney.
• 50:24
  Speaker 7: But she's the master like she's the mastermind.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: She knows that he and I have gone fly fishing together,
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: so I think she thought, especially when I said would
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: you mind if I came to? She said, oh, okay,
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: that makes.
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: Sense because when was this You said, do you mind
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: if I come too?
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Did I say that?
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: Are you sure?
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: Is that what you said.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Wait, I was talking to her about
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: how you and I had gone fly fishing. Oh I see, okay,
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: And then I asked if I could come.
• 50:57
  Speaker 7: To go to the bar stool outdoors thing. Dude, you
• 51:03
  Speaker 7: guys are literally you guys are driving me up a
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: fucking wall right now, just nonsense spewing out of your.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: Mouths, bringing a little loopy, little loopy.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Station for Shit' all right, I'm off the fucking muse next, Bro,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: I don't all right, I'll stay after.
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: I'll just do a solo episode. It's fine.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: It's fun to just kind of needle you a little bit. Yeah,
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I'd love to hear what a solo episode from you
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: would sound like to you.
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: Wouldn't want to hear be a lot of nasty things
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: about you, that's for sure. I'd love to hear it.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: You don't think that I have fucking forty five bars
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: on you at any time, Damn, Bro.
• 51:39
  Speaker 7: I've had thirty bars on you since the day we met,
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: bro exactly, and I got fifty more. So this is tough.
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: Don't even get me started on this guy.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: How many bars do you have a thousands of bars
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: on you, Oh, give me one before.
• 51:54
  Speaker 7: I even met you. Honestly, Yeah, damn well, you want
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: to go sixteen for sixteen? Right here? I'm ready, I'm ready.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: One bar is little sass went to the store. That's
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: a bar, right? Or is it the two? Bro?
• 52:11
  Speaker 7: I don't have time to be doing fucking charity work
• 52:13
  Speaker 7: right now.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: I'm looking at Roan for this. I don't trust you
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: and your understanding of two would be a couple.
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: You were right, Little Sash went to the store.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, to pick up some jewel pods galore.
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: It's typical to have at least sixteen bars on everyone
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: that you know, at least.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Do you think you could come up with sixteen bars
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: right now? That rhymed about me? I think we could
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: do it about you.
• 52:38
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that'd be a hairy situation, for sure. It's
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: very funny. So he's already got a bar. That was
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: a bar right there. You didn't even notice I heard it.
• 52:44
  Speaker 7: You didn't even notice I clocked it. He clocked it
• 52:47
  Speaker 7: while you were assassin him.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: We should go fire some guns.
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: We should.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: I'd be into that.
• 52:53
  Speaker 7: Probably. You guys are going to go do that, don't worry.
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: Me and me and Donnie are.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Going to judging.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: But that you guys want to do is going to
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: go judge. Butts and Donnie are going to go down
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: to fucking Carnival.
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: We're gonna go down to Carnival and judge some transsexuals.
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: It's gonna be tough if you don't go tight while
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: we're down there. You don't want to be the one
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: that one guy that does not go tight on the trip.
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: France is gonna go tight.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Tight line, Line'll be tight.
• 53:30
  Speaker 7: I'm begging you to do some research before we get
• 53:32
  Speaker 7: out there. I like to go in just on simple lingo.
• 53:35
  Speaker 7: I like to go with the flow. I like to
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: let the fish.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Come to me, says how about this day of I'll
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: just come to the dock and if he doesn't have
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: if he doesn't have the lingo down, you just tapping
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: the lefty.
• 53:46
  Speaker 7: Perfect to me.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: Damn, there's no chance.
• 53:50
  Speaker 7: We honestly should have you out there. Well, that would
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: be huge for our page.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: It's easy to get there. All you have to do
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: is ask.
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: Well. Now I'm thinking about it, like Francis is already
• 54:04
  Speaker 7: gonna be on television, we may as well be on
• 54:06
  Speaker 7: the next best thing bar still outdoors. Francis you're out
• 54:11
  Speaker 7: runs Indy.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Do you hear how how he's disparaging barstool outdoors right now?
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: I BET's not. I was actually being genuine. They have
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: You can't wedge me out. You'll if you wedge me out,
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: you'll see me out there shooting the fish with a
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: gun and a rifle. I'll be out there with an
• 54:27
  Speaker 7: M six into the ocean, a knife in my teeth,
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: sprinting off the doc. Well, now that we bang another
• 54:35
  Speaker 7: episode out today, I'm probably gonna go tight tomorrow if
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: anyone wants to join. I know.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: That's honestly why I said we should do the other
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: one today, because I knew that you were trying to
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: go tight tomorrow.
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: Who really you know what that means? Happy hatches fishing
• 54:50
  Speaker 7: thrown drys only at the gorge, happy hatches, Oh good
• 54:59
  Speaker 7: black cat sack. All right, let's call it. I'm more
• 55:02
  Speaker 7: of a wooly bugger dick guy these days. Shut the
• 55:04
  Speaker 7: guys these days at the gorge. They're calling me, uh,
• 55:06
  Speaker 7: they're calling me bugger, bugger, holy burger. I just revealed
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: my location, my spot. No the weekend. I mean it's
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: already gonna have passed true. I've already. Also, I've already
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: kind of conquered that area now that I've caught one
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: fish out of the nineteen times that I've been so
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: I'm probably gonna move out, probably gonna go somewhere else.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: Is that the only fish you've caught, you know, the.
• 55:30
  Speaker 7: Only fish I've planted? Yeah, he lands one six percent
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: of the time. I mean, you get me with a
• 55:35
  Speaker 7: spin rod out there, it's gonna be fucking tight city.
• 55:38
  Speaker 7: But that's because that's cheating.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Honestly, if I dropped six rods, I probably
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: have a Type five by now too.
• 55:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you think big time tight tight, Give me sixteen rods,
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: I have a type fifteen. Not a bad plan where
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: I'm planning for this wyoming trip right now and we're
• 55:58
  Speaker 7: fucking googling. I gotta by my list of shit on
• 56:01
  Speaker 7: RII dude, dumb shit like the littlest things are so
• 56:05
  Speaker 7: like a sleeping bag. It's like two hundred dollars.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's important though, and theoretically you'll reuse it.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: You got to just get them at the police auction
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: after they take them away from the Columbia kids.
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: True, that's actually a bad that's a great idea. Dude.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: One time, I remember when I was working at that
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: DA's office job. We went out to a police impound
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: lot and they had all the cars that drug dealers
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: had owned.
• 56:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: The cars were so sick.
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: Oh sure, so sick, blacked out.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: I think you can buy those at auction.
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and then you go out and drive it once
• 56:37
  Speaker 7: and then you get killed the next day. There's that motherfucker.
• 56:41
  Speaker 7: Imagine imagine being a drug dealer and just seeing something
• 56:44
  Speaker 7: like rich white dude just driving around in your car.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: You won't because the windows are so tinted.
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: True, do they got the rims that make it look
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: like the wheels aren't moving? Love those or hydraulics in.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: An uber from Milwaukee, and the dude had this like
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: little souped up Honda with the inside of all the
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: seat covers were like these Louis Vuitton covers, but they're
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: like clearly not.
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: Real Louis dude. I totally forgot that this happened on
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: Saturday night, I do. I had four spots, and I'm
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: leaving the stand at like one am, and I was
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: on my back to back shows, so the I'm leaving,
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: I just finished my downstairs spot, and there's people from
• 57:25
  Speaker 7: the sou were from the upstairs show leaving while I'm leaving,
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: and they're all like, you know, saying hi, what's up,
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: Oh great show, thanks for coming. You're the funniest person
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: here by a mile. You're the best. You're so talented.
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: And I'm like, so, I'm like saying hi to everybody,
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: taking pictures with people, and then my uber shows up.
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: It's a black tesla. It has the butterfly doors. I
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: was mortified, dude, I'm getting into an uber after like
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: saying hi all these people and then the doors go
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: up like this just a total.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Scene that's incredible, Like that's a reflection on you.
• 57:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like that's I specially requested that car.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna get it.
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't want to get the normal doors. Now
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: give me the uber monarch. Dude, my face turned bright
• 58:09
  Speaker 7: red when he popped the door, especially in front of comedian,
• 58:13
  Speaker 7: especially with how you like.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Dressed down to be as schlubby as possible, and then
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: you just go back to your life living in Batman's.
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: Bat It was super embarrassing.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: You get onto a fucking like a helicopter drone that just.
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: Like all right, see you guys, that's worse than getting
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: like the fucking van that picks you up, like the
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: Ford van. You ever get that one?
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've had that one.
• 58:40
  Speaker 7: That's worse. Yeah, I'd rather have that than have the
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: fucking butterfly doors. That's like a.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: British cab like with the are you talking about the
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: one with like the seats all the way in the back.
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: That's like, how what are the British cabs called.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Buggy, Bobby's trams, Prams, Bobby Altos, Bobby Altos, It doesn't.
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: Matter, it doesn't matter. Cabs, Cabby's Cabby's that's what it is. Cabby's,
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: Cabby's Hackney carriage. Yeah, I was thinking of a Hackney carriage.
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: What a long name for a cab. I guess we
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: should we should haul a hail a Hackney carriage. I
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: don't know whatever. All right, Well that's been the podcast.
• 59:31
  Speaker 7: Uh Sacramento this weekend, Little Sasquatch website dot com, get
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: your tickets, five shows, three nights of Just Trade Magic.
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: Come on out. It's gonna be everything and better than
• 59:44
  Speaker 7: you could possibly imagine. Francis anything, I'll be at Barelli's
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: tap Room on Long Beach sixteenth. Yeah, maybe all come
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: out for that.
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: That's fun.
• 59:55
  Speaker 7: I'll probably come out graze the stage with some time
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: just working on this new hour. Well, that Long Island crowd,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: I mean, you can really let it loose in you
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: can say anything to those fo that.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: It's an absolute kill box, kill box.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 7: It's a pill box exactly. This guy knows what he's
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: talking about. This guy knows rooms. I love talking rooms
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: with you boys, talking, healing, talking talking ceiling heights.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Every episode is basically an episode of clue. He killed
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: in the he killed in this room, he killed in
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: that room.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: All right, all right, all right, out out there, three
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: more out of coward, coward.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 9: To game a round.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 10: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 10: one way. Jan dre Din, your.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: Fool fool was.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 10: So so then you sign no I'm coming. I was
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 10: on a phone in Long I was only a phone.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 10: I was on your phone.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 7: In one.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 9: I was on your phone. The stren't say falling way sae,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 9: just a just the bas basketball back of the call,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 9: just a not re take the head of you Gussie.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 11: Sing the names Chi.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 9: Di Gi don't. It's just