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81: Blessed Dasani · Wine & Audacity

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  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 2: M she's just davantae Christis.
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  Speaker 1: Leave it up. Leave it up to the elders in
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  Speaker 1: the family. Bro, Facebook, they don't know what to that,
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  Speaker 1: not to say, keep working, you'll be my size on
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  Speaker 1: the main line. Why would you tell your niece that
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  Speaker 1: she thinks because she thinks it's inspirational, bro, does she should? No?
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  Speaker 1: I mean listen, listen like I got, I got what.
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  Speaker 3: I called my fade later, Like let me tell you
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  Speaker 3: about your people, because when they act up, they hurt people.
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  Speaker 4: Lord, shout out, shout out to sea for this, for
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  Speaker 4: this potato sal You welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, Lord, thank you, thank you for the nourishment and
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  Speaker 1: the food for our bodies. Amen. Amen, Amen, I.
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  Speaker 4: Like subtle eggs and that ship a little little little spices.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, subtle eggs, not the subtle eggs that sounds
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  Speaker 1: like somebody that sounds like a preacher, reverend doctor subtle
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  Speaker 1: eggs Jenkins the third Amen Saints.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, now see you adding. You're adding like a secondary
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  Speaker 4: name to that nigga, like you you got to No, no,
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  Speaker 4: you added like a third to them for good and
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  Speaker 4: so that nigga.
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  Speaker 1: They always have like these these long ass names no, No,
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  Speaker 1: that nigga thief m and the third Jenkins the third,
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jenkins Williams, Johns, James Johns Jenkins Jenkins, the third, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the nigga.
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  Speaker 3: The old Lord, whole mom you while I shout missionary
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  Speaker 3: Episcopal Baptist Church, your card and Christ, we pray Amen.
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  Speaker 1: Mariandeth on a high Bible Baptist missionary of the of
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  Speaker 1: the Redeemer, Holy Ghost, holy Spirit on the second one
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  Speaker 1: down the street. The blood of the Lord, like the
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  Speaker 1: power of Christ compels you. What the hell needs to say?
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  Speaker 1: The old Lord ho my you, while I shall with
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  Speaker 1: Piscomb Missionary biscopel your Baptist what Lord I'm I said, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't go to churches with names that long.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying I can't do it. It is going to
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  Speaker 1: be long.
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  Speaker 3: That means they're gonna have sixteen offerings, they're gonna have
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  Speaker 3: a t M in the day.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, because you can't say you ain't got no cash.
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  Speaker 1: And now churches take cash and in ze and venmo
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  Speaker 1: and pay pass. My sister, you want to do you
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  Speaker 1: want to do? H What's what's the thing that they
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  Speaker 1: that they they do for the loads now, baby, But sister.
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  Speaker 3: Jones after page, we got a first firm.
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  Speaker 1: But something don't lay away for the Lord. You don't
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  Speaker 1: even really appreciate. Baby. We gotta check, we got we
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  Speaker 1: gotta TikTok shop.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it takes two red cross and them crackers from.
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  Speaker 1: Communion, m a old wine juice boxes, a little wine
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  Speaker 1: cross on it.
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  Speaker 5: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and let's not forget the miracle water.
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  Speaker 3: Not the miracle water, Lord Jesus, listen, I was up
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  Speaker 3: one night. I came home drunk and I got in
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  Speaker 3: the bid and that commercial came on.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, she gotta check in the mail
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  Speaker 1: for seven thousand dollars. I know it. I had a drink.
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  Speaker 1: What's that number again? Is that all? That's all? I
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  Speaker 1: would have done this a long time ago. He was
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  Speaker 1: drink some blessed woter. Where's the Lord? I came from
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  Speaker 1: a church family. You mean all I have?
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  Speaker 3: You said, Pop Pap blessed my Dashani and I would
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  Speaker 3: have been a millionaire.
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  Speaker 1: Is what you're saying? Is that the episode is that?
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  Speaker 1: Is that the episode title blessed the signing? I think
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  Speaker 1: that's the episode of cooking, Lord Jesus, only three three minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Let me take the note while I'm typing that. Hold on, Nickers,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, Welcome to this this episode of oneast podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Just just for and just for five, Just a five
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  Speaker 4: ninety nine a month, you too, thirty two payments.
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  Speaker 1: You to YouTube, could be a millionaire. You can have
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  Speaker 1: your beverage of choice blessed by our amazing preachers. That's everything.
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  Speaker 1: We your walk censure in Poland, Spring of Patsy. We
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  Speaker 1: don't like coke because of the other name, but you
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  Speaker 1: know we'll bless some Coca Colas if you want dickon Coler,
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  Speaker 1: what the is wrong with shast up black Cherry and
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  Speaker 1: Coler Mountain Lightning Mountain, Mountain Ship. If you're buying, that's
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  Speaker 1: our model here at the Church of the Third Missionary
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  Speaker 1: Bible Baptist Missionary Jones, Suer Patch Kids, Baptist Marenatha of
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Bible Baptist Church to Hell to Hill. If you're buying,
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  Speaker 1: will blast it, amen, say ship? If you buy it,
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  Speaker 1: well blessed Amen? Amen.
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  Speaker 6: Mm oh Lord.
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  Speaker 1: Better fact he had an organ they can start up.
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  Speaker 1: Get you buy it, will blessed? If you buy it,
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  Speaker 1: will bless it.
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  Speaker 4: Pres gotta beling that everything is gonna be all right. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: I got a feeling that everything's gonna be all right.
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  Speaker 4: Now if you buy support, everything's gonna be alright.
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  Speaker 1: Mile, all right, all right, be all right, President, Lord, Saints, hallelujah,
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  Speaker 1: the Holy Ghost hold me, y'all are going to help
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  Speaker 1: all tyll. So we're going to the lower room.
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  Speaker 4: Then, Yes, I know how to get new friends the
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  Speaker 4: lower room in exacut this week far in the name
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  Speaker 4: of with the ice tub not the hot to o
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  Speaker 4: Lo ahead, Mercy, I can't that was funny, blessed the signing.
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  Speaker 1: Amen, Amen, Saints, Amen, Amen were down there with Lucy.
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  Speaker 5: Now we're gonna take up our next old friend.
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  Speaker 1: This is for the churches building fun or something. Can't
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  Speaker 1: hold on hold on deck Jackson, which one is this for?
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  Speaker 1: Deacon Nigga? We can't say pooling. This is for our
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  Speaker 1: our diggings baptism pool. Yes, this is for the TikTok
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  Speaker 1: fun so we can hire a social media manager, praise
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  Speaker 1: God who can spread the gospel, bring more people to
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  Speaker 1: the Lord, because you know the young, them young kids,
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  Speaker 1: they don't come to church no more. But he showed
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  Speaker 1: me on that ticketed job. And if we figure if
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  Speaker 1: we spread the word of the Lord on the Internet,
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  Speaker 1: he can bring the bodies back to the pews. Mother
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  Speaker 1: Mother Williams is four hundred years old. She ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be here.
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  Speaker 7: We didn't name the filter hold on Mother Jackson.
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  Speaker 1: It has been with the church since this was a plantation.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't name the pew after her, the women's auxiliary
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  Speaker 1: after her, the usher board after her. Praise God, Mother Jackson,
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  Speaker 1: can you stay? I would say stand, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: want you break your other hip. Now we need her.
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  Speaker 1: She was on them a live back in fifty.
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  Speaker 4: Three prayer, praying for Glory Lord.
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  Speaker 1: She is deliberate than we gotta find a way to
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  Speaker 1: get the young people back because they don't want to
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  Speaker 1: come and praise the Lord. They got the Internet and there,
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  Speaker 1: and they tik toks in there. They want they want
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  Speaker 1: to be out here. And the calves they got, they
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  Speaker 1: got the Meganese, but they can't come in Meganese. They
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  Speaker 1: got these prayers, they got their hoodies in the summertime.
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  Speaker 1: What's up with that? That ain't nothing more than Satan
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  Speaker 1: keeping them all and paying.
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  Speaker 3: Them for the underbird, trying to keep them hot, because
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  Speaker 3: where you're going it's going to be hot if you
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  Speaker 3: don't turn your life over to the Lord, Glory, Glory.
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  Speaker 1: We like to invite all the wives to our loved,
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  Speaker 1: our Lord retreating to make them. It's gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: lot of intensive. We got an all woman's retreat the Lord.
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  Speaker 8: Amen.
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  Speaker 1: Amen, it's gonna be me and and Deacon Jackson a
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  Speaker 1: lot of prayer. And they said, we'reever two or more
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  Speaker 1: gathered hallelujah, and we're gonna do some gathering.
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  Speaker 3: Taking up a collection may pay for passes. We all
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  Speaker 3: we need a lot of space and we all to
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  Speaker 3: do His work.
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  Speaker 1: All coming, We all coming in faith. Since the faith
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  Speaker 1: says she's gonna make her trip and make her make
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  Speaker 1: her way down there. Welcome to this huge episode of
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  Speaker 1: One and the Audacity the podcast. You didn't let me finished, Nigga,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get my whole spill out. I'm your host
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  Speaker 1: Brandes's car and I'm doing about these two heathens. Blessed
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  Speaker 1: you just had some of our blessed the blessed, the
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  Speaker 1: sign ship blessed as shure Jesus, I said, mine.
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  Speaker 4: Nigga said, everything is ulf of shout up now a
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  Speaker 4: goddamn I got that down.
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  Speaker 1: Of her because I showed up. Oh Lord, I pulled
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  Speaker 1: up to the church's v I p and pulled out
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  Speaker 1: gas tank on. But all communion mind is on me. Saints.
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  Speaker 1: What in the Lord's name we say? White man? Awl?
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  Speaker 1: Amen see, I told I told you about me down
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  Speaker 1: I was an old Negro spiritual. Y'all niggas laughed at me. Lord.
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  Speaker 1: How are your feeling this week? I'm hot. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like I'm being punished. I'm hot. I turned the head
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  Speaker 1: down and there, Thank Lord, I'm sorry, I'm blasted, Holly Favorite,
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  Speaker 1: you gave me his you gave me the sense of he.
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  Speaker 1: I want to say for the record that I don't
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  Speaker 1: have nothing to do with this. I'm just here blasphemy
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  Speaker 1: all up.
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  Speaker 4: Pastor Jenkins, hold tight, Pastor Jenkins, a third, You the
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  Speaker 4: one to get the goddamn sermon.
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  Speaker 1: I'm over here just trying to get to get a
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  Speaker 1: new pool filter. Unlike you, Reverend, resident Husband, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: trying to blast reverend and ship like listen, Actually I
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 9: Put that on t shirt, not put that on shirt.
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  Speaker 1: So what are we talking about this week? How are
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  Speaker 1: y'all feeling? What's new? Did y'all enjoy the Olympics a
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  Speaker 1: few weeks ago.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh, go Team USA, Team US A team you better.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what I said. She's gonna she gonna
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  Speaker 1: correct your ass. Her name is what I said it is.
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  Speaker 1: The name is what I called child. Am I getting
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  Speaker 1: in that? But yeah, of course, always shout out Team USA.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all did y'all thing. We all we are fans of
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  Speaker 1: holding America attached for the ship she do with. God
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  Speaker 1: damn it. When the Olympics come on, fuck y'all. We
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  Speaker 1: love us and God damn it. I'm a roof of
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  Speaker 1: tin all day and the Jamaicans well all day.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there was my people for about five days
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  Speaker 3: a couple of months ago.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, sright, that's brother. Can you not eat? You
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  Speaker 1: can't hear me? Ya can't even chow. That's why this
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  Speaker 1: nigga's eating potato salad. It's just like a nigga because
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  Speaker 1: it's good too. I can hear you. Shout out to
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  Speaker 1: the blessed. Shout out to the blessed hands, Uh, blessed,
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  Speaker 1: the signing you're welcome. We're gonna say your sister, Sean Sean, No.
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  Speaker 3: I got this little fat piece on my arm. So
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  Speaker 3: you know my potato salad.
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  Speaker 1: Good to call your sister big bone. No, sister, big bone.
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  Speaker 3: Can my brother walk you home? Look like a play
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  Speaker 3: the neck bones? Oh God, I like to keep your
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  Speaker 3: body warm. Oh God, shout out to brother.
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  Speaker 1: And that video is like a buck ten. That's the
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  Speaker 1: same country and they be fucking ship them out them
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  Speaker 1: them b b b b ws.
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  Speaker 3: You hear me, baby, Maybe shade in the summer and
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  Speaker 3: heating the winter.
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  Speaker 1: You keep you warm, gonna the words of my girl.
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  Speaker 3: Chee the comedian baby b b w saying for the bigger,
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  Speaker 3: the better the weather. Mm hmm okay that's what she said.
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  Speaker 3: Well mm hm baby, that's kitty cat. We we we
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  Speaker 3: coogled over here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh have you officially entered your cougar era now? No?
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  Speaker 3: Nope, No, apparently I'm not a cool until I'm over forty.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a baby panther right now. That's what the that's
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  Speaker 3: what they say.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, she ain't gonna be hotel, she ain't gonna be
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  Speaker 4: no cool until she put on little nineteen years rope
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  Speaker 4: her doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Oldest god child almost nineteen mm hmmm, said nigga, eat
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  Speaker 3: my snacks, playing my PlayStation.
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  Speaker 1: Just just ship. Just get the other controlling sit down ship.
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  Speaker 1: He'll be he ain't gonna be heat launch. He's fixing
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  Speaker 1: my bryer. Mm know he's cleaning my pipes. They almost
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  Speaker 1: clean y'all double ship? Uh? Are they selling business? Yes? Say,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't seen the road rule commercial in a long time.
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  Speaker 1: They don't do commercials with they. I got a quote
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  Speaker 1: from him to fix something at my house and they
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  Speaker 1: still charging. I'm on the fucking leg service charge of
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  Speaker 1: your first born. I said, Nigga, my nipples are not
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  Speaker 1: for sale. What are y'all doing? Mm hmmm mm hmm, child,
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  Speaker 1: I just gotta quote for a new roof, new roof.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, it needs some repairs done, but I got a
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  Speaker 3: quote for a whole new one.
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  Speaker 1: Baby, I'm afraid to ask how much imnna have to sell? Ass?
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  Speaker 3: No, I said, let me check my dam in shawant
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  Speaker 3: to see what was covered, because baby.
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  Speaker 4: My house ain't got no room.
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  Speaker 1: Were gonna let this motherfucker burn today.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, the roof is on fire. It's gonna be on
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  Speaker 3: fire for twenty three thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Are you fucking serious? M hmm.
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  Speaker 3: That's for the upgrade of stuff. I said, No, give
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  Speaker 3: me give me, give me, give me some ship. They
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  Speaker 3: gotta be patched up in two years. I might have
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  Speaker 3: some money in two years, my guy, because what the
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  Speaker 3: fuck is going on right now?
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing about homeownership to do, don tell you
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  Speaker 1: is baby break it's you the super you gotta right you.
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  Speaker 3: It's the slum lord and I'm fitting to be one
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  Speaker 3: right now as long as it's still a roof in
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  Speaker 3: this house.
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  Speaker 1: And listen, I ain't able to.
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  Speaker 4: Doe mm hmmm, yeah, no, I'm listen like, uh, when
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  Speaker 4: we're in the house now and like something happened or whatever,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, uh see. Now when you're renting, you're
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  Speaker 4: an apartment.
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  Speaker 1: They cover all of that.
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  Speaker 4: They co All you gotta do is go down to
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  Speaker 4: be like hey, hey, uh we got uh we we
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  Speaker 4: we got a hold you know, we got a leak
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  Speaker 4: in there.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, all right, bet where where the maintenance ain't over? Uh? Baby,
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  Speaker 1: I missed them days having the maintenance man junior. Sure
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  Speaker 1: the more waste than one because she said she ain't
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  Speaker 1: trying to be the clean up man. It's the woman
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  Speaker 1: who nah.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, that's just crazy. I mean it's crazy now
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  Speaker 4: because like the grass, you know, like, you know the
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  Speaker 4: the place, you know, the place I was at before.
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  Speaker 6: Ye.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not cutting the grass like I ain't, nigga,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't even on the back. You bet if.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody rolling down the street with a fucking lawn Moore
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  Speaker 3: had to cut that ship for twenty dollars just walking
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  Speaker 3: up here.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my man, all dad, that was going to work.
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  Speaker 4: My man said, yo, no, man, I'm leaving your fuck
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  Speaker 4: that grass. He's like, oh, you're moving. He was like, hey, y'all,
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  Speaker 4: tell I'll cent you a textas morning.
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  Speaker 1: Like, my bad, my bad, But I ain't even get
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  Speaker 1: that which wanman.
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  Speaker 4: He He's like, man, you know you allay finished it.
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  Speaker 4: I took care of you New Pride, but you but
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  Speaker 4: you moving?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Like yeah, man, fuck that grass.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, yeah, stop what we getting into?
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  Speaker 1: Sis? So yeah, what are we talking about this week? Lord?
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  Speaker 1: I know what we're talking about, but I'm just start talking.
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  Speaker 1: Please picture picture it. Detroit, Michigan in direct my studios
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  Speaker 1: at the corner of Living Nor and Finkle on the
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  Speaker 1: East Side. I like picture picture of y'all. We're in
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  Speaker 1: the group chat this nigga said, I got a movie
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  Speaker 1: for y'all. I was like, you know, we're like.
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  Speaker 4: Both both of us in there with the you know,
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  Speaker 4: with the lyric. I was like, okay, right, movie said
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  Speaker 4: ten toes down.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sounds riveting. Not sounds riveting.
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  Speaker 4: My first name was my first name was was just
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  Speaker 4: a trilogy because I have to say some shit on TikTok,
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  Speaker 4: Like you know how you know how motherfuckers be like
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  Speaker 4: chopping up the little chopping up the movies and ship
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  Speaker 4: I'm watching it.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, we gotta talk about some of these movies on
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  Speaker 1: these apps that be coming out, but you gotta buy
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  Speaker 1: credits to watch all sixty sixty five thousand parts. Instant Millionaire,
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  Speaker 1: my secret billionaire boyfriend, husband seek, double Agent.
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  Speaker 3: I want, I'm pregnant by I'm pregnant by my ex
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  Speaker 3: fiance's father. Yes, you're a millionaire after he dumped me
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  Speaker 3: for my so called best friend. Yeah, child, they.
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  Speaker 1: Be sending me down the rabbit hole sometimes. Yeah, God,
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  Speaker 1: Instant Millionaire got me.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm not fitting by my damn coins.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna watch up to the chapters that allowed me
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  Speaker 3: to and then.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go on daily Motion. You just googled the name
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  Speaker 1: and then give you links to pre videos. Oh well,
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  Speaker 1: praise collar, thank you for the we don't we don't
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  Speaker 1: advocate for copyright infringement. Let them get their coins. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not spending five thousand dollars to watch
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  Speaker 1: a damn sixty part story goddamn seventy five coins today.
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  Speaker 1: Once you caught up, and you got to say and
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  Speaker 1: wait and wait like three weeks for the next one,
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  Speaker 1: that it's all out. They just make you. You just
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  Speaker 1: got to watch either ads.
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  Speaker 3: And once you pray, pay per chapter, and then when
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  Speaker 3: you watch the age, want to get enough coins to
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  Speaker 3: watch the next damn chapter you had coins, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I'll stick to I'll come up with my own.
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  Speaker 1: I watched the one with the black guy who was
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: invested in crypto, who's mother, whose white mother in law,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: threw a dish out of them because and he became
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: the wealthiest man in town after she was kissing he
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: was kissing his ass. And then his father, his grandfather,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: who basically kicked him out. The family said, well, you
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: want to back in the family, we need eight billion dollars,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: told him to you have it, told him to suck
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: my butt.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Fuck you, pop, Pop. You ain't got but three good
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: years left. Your son of a bitch. You ain't got
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: good years you papa.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: You prorectly tie your faced ass bitch shout out to camp.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: She'd have go, y'all, she would go because she gathered
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Joe Netta ass she is. Let go. Let's just let
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: this be a lesson to y'all. Don't fuck with nobody
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: that cussed for sport, for sport. That's why our teeth
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: so white. I'm telling you a cuss and make your
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: teeth fight. I'm gonna tell you just she she cussed.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Miss nedda out told that bitch like a lother book
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: bab baby cud boy, last face that bitch. Your face
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: needs to be resurfaced. Like that ship was weeks ago
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: and this ship is still funny.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Brisky bitch. I was like, oh god, little sofa built.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Nobody called me a section. Oh no, that was the
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: tweet I shared. So somebody, somebody I followed, was like,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: ta Kemp should start an app to motivate people to
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: go work out. He quote tweeted it was like, get
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: up and do this next step well net nigga, and
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I responded, yeah, because I think being called a sectional
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: sofa ass bitch would motivate me to get up with
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: my fat ass out. It would It would like a
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: sectional sofa tia. What did I thought we was cool?
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: What do I do to you?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I thought we was better than this tea sounded like
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: baby mm hmmm that woman she cussed baby Nether fucked
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: around and found out after a while. Nedda just sat
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: there like, like, what you saying when somebody calls you
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: a brisket bag bitch? What what? What? What did you say?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Brunky dunkily strungly, bunkly ass bitch? I said, oh my,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: that ship.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: You know I'm trying then the fact I think Charles
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: is just trying to go to work. Charles was in
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: there fucking laughing, walked off like.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Bam, I'm sorry.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: I can't chose his battles, Charles did.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Charles, I choose you bring your chance to you, you
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: next bitch. Charles said them with that motherfucking Ronaldo way
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: from Friday. Nope, that was old how old boy used
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: to be in a little in a little like the
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: two fingers, And Charles said, you got that? Mm hmm.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Charles was in nick cackling his ass off. Oh here
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: messing with somebody always coming down he'll messing with these folks.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Damn speaking and messing with them folks. It's crazy, how
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: it's crazy, how they're doing they're doing. The final Friday
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: would have the cast is dead, Chap who.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Died, but John with the swoon gone trying, Lester going
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: a J Johnson going the the guy, the guy.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: She's still like coaching. Can you hear me? The big
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: asspect of South Patch kids on the table? Yes, these
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: edibles out there trying to be smacked off. My I
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: ain't never been high before. You can be on my
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: couch still sleep when I get back. We going to dinner.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Oh ship that was four hours ago and I am high?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Is giraffe ass right now? I'm sorry?
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but nah, but yeah, pretty much pretty much most
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: of the most of the cast its dead, well use
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Chris Stucker coming back though.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Of course a Shawna. So what a ship we talking
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: about this week? So I decided to have my friends
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: my brothers watch a TV movie again.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Y'all.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: If y'all been listening, y'all know how they went the
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: last time. YEA on that one, well in the hospital,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fucking traumatized. I had been in e bowl
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: watched that one. So whever I'm I thought I'd bring
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Aaron in on.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: The fun and I gave them a movie entitled ten
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: TOOSDAP And if you are an avid TV watcher, you
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: probably have seen this movie by now. I'm almost certain
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: it's been out for a while. The basic synopsis of
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: this movie.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Is, what's the synopsis, Shawn, I'm still mad? Mm hmmm,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, it's Aaron called me and said fuck you, showing.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: The synopsis of this this movie is Kyra yearns for
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: what the average woman wants. A loving spouts a good
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: job and a comfortable life, but an impulsive decision rebels
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: her foundation. Ladies and gentlemen, before we get into this,
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: don't be Kyra.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I thought the girl from Sloppy Seconds was bad, but
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: this girl made Kava, gave her a run for her money.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I think Carl was they they they neck and neck
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: on the dumb ass bitch scale. Stupid. I said, why,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: it's just go ahead as fuck. Let's go dumb as fuck.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Basically what happens is Kyra is married. She's married to
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: a mama's boy, the biggest mama's biggest mama's boy, I
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: mean gay to Mama Key without telling his wife. Gentlemen,
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: if you're listening, don't do that. Don't have a conversation
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: with your wife that is both your homes. Do not
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: give your mama hookey. And if you do give your
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: mama key, have a discussion with your wife's about it
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: and put them on some ground rules that your mama
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: can't just pop her ass up at the house when
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: the fuck she feels like it. Because if you come
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: in and my titties is swinging and hanging, not like that.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: If your mama pop up and I walk around my
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: house but it's neck and I'm not putting no clothes
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: on because who the fuck told you to come.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Over here without calling? Bitch? Okay, her husband's a big
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: ass mama's boy. She starts uh.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Yearning for what she feels like her husband is not
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: giving her whatever as mama or something else.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I bet you're different with that one. What do you mean?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: So I don't know he I mean because you're saying
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: in the beginning or he did. He did every night,
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: he did, he did.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Live for her, He did what I'm saying from from
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: from her perspective, the bitch wasn't satisfied. She thought the
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: grass was green on the other side, and she fucked
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: around and she found out.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: At a coffee shop.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Who starts flirting with her. Okay, they keep running into
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: each other randomly. She begins to affair with this man
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: who is also married, but he's telling her that he's
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: going to leave his wife and she's supposed to leave
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: her husband.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, dumb ass.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: She begins a long affair with this man and he
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: keeps you know, gas like her. He's going to leave
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: his wife, but he wants to make sure. He doesn't
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: want to lose everything because he's worked.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Too hard and none of the businesses this nigga got.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Exactly but he worked too hard. But he's working with
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: his lawyer. He has one of the best lawyers in
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: the state. And he's working for his lawyer to prevent
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: his wife from taking everything from him so they can
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: live a good life, him and Kyra. Okay, fast forward,
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: the wife is seeing a therapist and dun and done
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: the therapist it's Kyra's mother in law.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Before we get to that part, go through what happens
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: with the movie. So this cannot come on, Come on, friend,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: this dizzy bitch I sat here and watched this movie like, okay,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: it's the acting is questionable, per usual, but it's a
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: two B movie. I didn't expect much, but I was like, okay,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: it's it's okay. So this woman is unhappy and her relationship,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: her husband's the fucking mama's boy. I was at mom's
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: house moving boxes. Sorry, baby, I know we had a
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: movie that player, but me and Mama had to help
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: her move some boxes. So can you want to watch
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: the movie? New movie? Sorry? I will say her husband's fine.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, so, m big and thick, biggeran like skin.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: He wasn't light skinned. But I mean, I don't discriminate
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: two out of three bad anyway.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: But I'm saying the you know what I mean, I'm
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: what you like, I'm what you want to like, what
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: you want to And it's like, yo, I I watched
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: the game. I just watched the game being played, of course,
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: and it goes from it goes from like you know,
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: you're just meeting him by chance, and and it's like,
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: you know, I do believe it was by chance, but
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: you're watching it initially, You're watching the coffee. You're watching
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: the coffee girl like.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: She was like, I know his wife and he's not
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: a good person, know, And she told the girl in
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: mind her mother, I don't know what you're talking about.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not having affair with him. I am married. I said,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: oh okay, but that bitch coffee. But that's just me.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: But watching the dynamic though, like.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: You got a man that that caters to you, runs
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: your bad and like run your bad and then he
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: lets you you know, and then he lets you beat
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: you know, let you take you the time or whatever.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: But you never they never, and they never explained like
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: the relationship between her and the mother, like hearing the
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: mother in law like.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Yo, But they did explain. They did explain.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: The mother in law was overbearing extremely, she was an
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: habitual line stepping. I mean, because you don't just come
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: in my goddamn house.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I mean the mother in law said, you know, technically
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: that's her house.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: That's another issue. You your mother was giving you money
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: to pay the bills, wing you ain't tell me. See,
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: that's another issue. So now the husband had his ship
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: about him, he had his faults, he had his ship
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: about him. Did he deserve what she did to him? Know,
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: you should have communicated a lot better. But he had
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: his ship about him. Because if somebody else is helping
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: them putting money in my goddamn house, you.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Need to let me know, first of all.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Second of all, just because you loaned your son some
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: fucking money don't mean the goddamn thing. But your name
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: ain't knowing this goddamn deed. Your name ain't know this mortgage.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: But but the thing that like the thing, this is
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: our house. I said, picture who's our.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: But you watch I mean yeah, so, I mean so, y'all,
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: we watched him, We watched Yill she you know, she
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: she got you know, she got like world world vulnerables.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: So this nigga, like this nigga played and I'm gonna
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: tell you now ask like a fucking I'm gonna tell y'all, fellaws.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: You might be fellaws. You might be mad at this
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: one because you know, niggas might be giving up the game.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: But you know, he like usually the women that most
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: men go after, they got daddy issues, They got insecurity issues, lowes.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Off sta yep. Now and she and and she was
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: all treat and and women. I know y'all probably out
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: there like she had mimmy issues. Remember the husband throw
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: it in her face.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: But he said, just because you don't have a good
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: relationship with your mother doesn't mean I don't have a
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: good relationship with mine. See at that moment, either got
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: the ship smacked out of him, because how dare you?
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: The worst thing you can do is throw somebody's trauma
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: in their face.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Now, ladies, I understand y'all speaking from experience while we're saying,
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: you know, like why we're saying or why men go
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: for women like that, Like yo, lions don't yo the lion.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: That's just when they hunting. They don't go for the motherfucker.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: They don't go for the strongest goddamn elephant out here,
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: the old for that motherfucker that's doesn't limping. They go
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: for that antelope that's limping. I'll get that bitch that
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: one anyway. But you watch it, I mean you watch
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: them like yo, he starts. He starts off with the
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: conversation and something like, I'm telling her right, telling her read, telling.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Her read read this book.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: I and yo, I hear the line Yo, I swear god,
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: I hit his line all the time whenever somebody, whenever
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: somebody in the bookstore is like, oh, you know, the
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: book is better than the movie. You know, read the
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: book and then they read the book. It's like, oh yeah,
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: so what you think about the book.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to start the conversation. That's all you mean?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Like then you what's up? Bro? And he walked in
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: like so what you have? When she said six, No,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I just I didn't like Apple that list. It's not
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: bad bad, it's the funny thing. I said, This bitch
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: is stupid.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: So the book she speaking of in that movie if
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Anybody Again is a t B watcher like I am
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: when I'm sitting in the house and shut.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Up to the.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Book she was speaking of, is actually a movie called
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Rotten Apple. So that's why I laughed when she said
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: that part because I was like, oh yeah, she talked
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: about that dad movie. That was another one I started
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: to get me. I'll watch that one that might.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Be here's the funny ship though his funnish. I knew
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: I knew he had her. I knew he had her
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: as soon as he said I'm your saxe.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I could be your sax. He's then that got me
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: with this whole part. This man, you have a conversation
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: with the guy coffee shop. Fine, it happens you running
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: the people and nothing wrong being frank. But when when
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: this man literally told you he was a she was
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: that he was God on the date. Oh I think
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I'm married, but according to the ring on your finger,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: you are too. I mean, you know me and my wife.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Now you're happily mad? Are you happily married? And then
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: the nigga hit it with you know, I'm gonna be honest.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I'm want to check you out. I'm wanna sleep with you.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I want to know. I want to be a safe
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: space for you. I was sitting there that bitch got
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: that bitch nah, but you nah.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: But then you know, the ship to fucked me up
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: is when they was eating when he went and they
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: showed him at his house eating dinner, and then he
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: talking to us. He's talking down to his wife.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: She talking about you had enough to outside the day,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: and he was like, yeah, no, no, I told you.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: He told you don't need no man, you don't need
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: no see no therapist. I'm the only therapy you need.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: You don't go, you know, just go lay down, taking
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: nap because you depressed, you got anxiety.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I said you had enough to eat. Put that, put
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: that away, Give me that bread. Give me that bread.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: You don't need no bread. You had enough to eat today, bitch.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: If anybody know my big bad as that you tell
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: me I had enough to eat? I'm ship?
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: Who you talking to?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: You? Who was talking saying?
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: And guess what I would have did?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Cut that road open and put some butter on it.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: And when like you were saying, big neck ass nigga.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: But then it's like, bitch. Every time I see him
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: in the movie he Ship.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: I have seen him in several TV movies, but he
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: ain't never been shipped, and none of them he played
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: a little too well like that.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that ship was fucking with me because it's like
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: you like you, you you're this guy. I'm like, oh ship.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Then so moving on. They've been fucking for months and
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: she had a a adacity, And the thing that got
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: me was him saying that could have been She still
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: could have backed away and gotten away without issue after
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: him letting his intentions be known. She could have even
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: been texting him and said, you know what, after this point,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I'm good. But when she went to this man and
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: started divulging her marital problems to him, he can He
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: told her he wanted to be her safe space. Even
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: he was safe space. I promise you never had a
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: woman love me the way you did. Yo. Oh my god,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: that was that was way that was at the that
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: was hot body. You watch you had that man in
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: your husband's bed. Yeah, that's the thing. That's the ultimate.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Level of fucking disrespect. Ultimate level.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: This nigga said, let me get out of here for
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: your husband come home from his job. I came home
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: and bolt the door closed and set that bitch on fire.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: How fucking dare you? Oh lord, that's a far How
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: dare you anybody got time for that? Have him laid
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: up in that man house? Yeah, you're like that, that's
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: the that's the ship to suck me up. And then
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: then she bumps, she bumps into the wife. She bumps
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: into his wife towards I mean because I'm really sife
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: for bumping into you.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: I mean because your she he had just text her
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: saying that the wife is like saying that his wife,
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: that his wife was at home and she and then
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: she saying then she bumped into her at the boutique,
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: and it's like, really sorry, That's.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: What gets me about bitches, How the fuck do you
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: have an attitude with this woman and you're sleeping with
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: her husband.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: How dare you I'm real siren in the year, how
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: dare you real? Sorry?
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Then when it seemed like she was getting a little
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: bit of sense about her damn self and then stopped
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: and talking to the nigga and all this other stuff.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: You trust me, you trust me?
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yes, no she did. Oh, she was almost out.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: And then that nigga, that nigga went home and had
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: it out with the white The wife was going.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: To her wife was going to therapy. She told him
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: she was going to leave his ass and he told
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: her not to day bitch.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no. But did you watch you
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: watched the breakdown. It's like he tried. He tried everything.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: He tried to He tried talking down on, trying to
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: trying to talk her and trying to like make her
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: think that you know, it was just depression short, it
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: was like nah. And then he started crying, like you're
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: gonna do this to me's up for you.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: You gonna do me like this?
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: None of that ship work.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Then this nigga said, I'm the bread winner. It's my right.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: It's like, so it was just right to have other bitches.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: That's when first he tried to deny cheating. Then when
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: he couldn't deny no more than he told her it
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: was his right to have other bitches.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: That's when he told her. And when she told her
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: she was done, he proceeded to other live her.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Basically, he choked her death. I said, oh, And then
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: after he talked that's that's the crazy ship.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh Ship, I'm like, oh ship, he put
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: it down a she gonna kick him in the nuts.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: And then oh ship, she's not put the pillow over
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: her face.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that scene. She was like, you know that,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: you know them things on the side road you see
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: about the tax purp spots to man bro man, it
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: just yo put up that much of a fight. And
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: then after he kills her, who does he call dumb
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: ass Kira?
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: And what does dumb ass Kyvia do? Dumb ass Kyva
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: comes running. She doesn't trust me, she doesn't know what
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: happens until she gets there. So then when she gets
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: there and realizes what he's done, she a medical professional.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a good idea to try to
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: help him make it look like it was so a
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: ticked and he's to put pills down the throat of
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: a bitch who can't swallow. Off, bitch, how did you
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: think you was gonna get pills down the three out
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: of a bitch who could not swallow, not only because
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: she got dead.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: But he didn't joke the the death bitch. She can't swallow.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: She she gone, No, I ain't joke. It just suffocated though,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: she gone.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: But either way, it's like there's no muscles moving to
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: a football that for the for the push it down.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Brokay, don't worry about give me some give me some water.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I got this can me the pills. I was thinking.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: So you, as a medical professional, don't know that when
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: you put the pill in the girl mouth it's just
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: gonna sit there because she did and can't can't swallow.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: She can't digest it for it to be in her system.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: You stupid bitch.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: If anything, not conduct not saying you know, not saying
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: that what niggas would do this, but yo, you probably
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: should have just crushed it up for water and then
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: inserted it through the through needles intravenously. And then he's stupid,
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: not sa know, like I said, for a disclaimer, not
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: saying that your old niggas like niggas could do this
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: and I don't even know this should have worked. But
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying, you want it in the system, you
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: gotta get it in there some other way.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: He's simple as bitch. But then on top of that, now, top.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: Of that, then proceeded to have sex with him next
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: to his right.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Want to see this, and then.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: It's been said it would need you to take care
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: of me before you give you take care of me.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this, there is a definition of demon dick.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: It was it was at this moment that I paused
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: the movie and disbelief in and FaceTime shown and waited
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: for the phone to ring with a look of disbelief
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: on my fucking face. I said this moment I sent
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: the message in the group chat, I say, what in
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: the fuck? Son? Seanna says, what did I do?
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: I said, I I mean, and I'm saying, not about
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: forty minutes left of this, I'm gonna call you back.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, I'm gonna save my commentary for the
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: mother and the fun and I'm standing ten toes down.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: That's what bread, Yeah, that's what Aaron did to me. Yo,
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: fuck you, Sean, I don't even know I didn't even
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: have to ask what the fuck you was about.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: But that's the But just like yo, you now, now
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: one thing Aaron hates.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: I don't hate a lot of stuff person, but one
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: of the things that Aaron hates, it's dumb ass criminals.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, you didn't.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: You tried to force pills down, the forced pills down
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: the cadaver's throat. Then you proceeded to have sex next
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: to the cadaver. Whereas though head can come, head can
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: come out, you ain't gonna see that skin can come
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: like you know, particles, No, no, not her.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Them. Oh yeah, the husband can explain why his his
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: ship is around because that's his death. But how are
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: you gonna.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Explain how your fucking body fluids?
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Like yo?
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Like they like she got she got natural hand, but
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: you got yakki.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: They find a long ass piece, They find a long
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: ass long aass piece had that that don't.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Belong to her? Then they looking for a Brazilian bitch
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: and it's like yo. Then on top of that, you
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: had the glove yo.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: You had You didn't have gloves on when you touched
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: her body the bottle, Nope, but you put gloves on
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: to touch the body then you took the gloves off
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: and proceeded to have sex next to the body.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Make that make sense, bitch. Then you're touching everything else
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: and the motherfucker because you had you had to touch
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: the door to leave. Then you stayed in sense a
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: text message.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: To him like it was the wife, and then she
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: was no, no, I said, I said, like your phone
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: could be tricked at his house, you stupid bitch.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: No, no, he talking. She know she texted him from
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: from baby girl. No I know that, but she still
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: hit her phone on him and he had cameras. No,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: but he not.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: But then he sucked it up because she said she
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: told him specifically, I'm gonna text you from her phone.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Then you come home, find the body, call the police.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: This nigga got the text and told his homeboy, call
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: the police, send him to my house.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because the text said something about her not want
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: to live no more and and goodbye. So it was
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: to make it look like she was about to kill herself.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: And he was trying to get the police there because
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: they would get there quicker than he would. That's what
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: they were trying to dig.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: They then lo and behold, she goes, she goes home yeah.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: She goes home that this dumb ass takes the wife's
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: ring off her finger with no gloves on and the
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: bottle of pills puts it in her little little scrub
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: top before fucking this man in his bed next to
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: his marytal bed, next to his dead wife. And he
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: just justffocated on the lift. That can say that? So
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I want to I want to know, like what was
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: the kink to that? Bro? Like, bitch is a weirdough power? Yeah?
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got your main name, bitch, and you about
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: to have all the problems they come with this nicka too.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Bitch at the coffee, bitch tried to warn your simple
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: ass and you know, and I love now. I love that.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: She was like, hey girl, you all right? So can
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: we talk? So James, you know something's really wrong with you? Like, well,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: what are you telling me for? It's none of my business.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I have a husband, not okay? She was like, can't
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: get me because I tried to. She didn't proceed to
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: go home mm hmm with her husband. Did we able
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: to figure out who sent the text? But text? Remember
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: it was a scene where somebody set the text on
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: the flip phone said that they sent an anonymous tip,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I guessaid. The police said that you need to invest.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: And it was even him or the uh or the mother,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: the mother in law. It was him because he threw
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: away the phone one of them sent to text, because
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: you remember when the husband came back from court, he
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: threw the phone and ship and trace came. But so
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: she goes to jail. The police come to her house
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: and said that they had a warn. I don't know
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: who the hell is that. Ain't do nothing. I ain't
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: cheating on you. They said, no, we'd for your wife.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: They come in, they searched the house, they find the
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: pill bottles, and in her ship they found a pillow
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: bottle with the ring and everything in there, and they
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: arrest her for the murder.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: She goes to jail.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Old boy proceeds to tell her, you know, don't worry
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: about it. Everything's gonna be fine, and send the lawyer
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: for you.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Bla, which was the best lawyer in town. The husband
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: comes to see her and she talks cool cash ship
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: to the husband.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's yeah, that's my man.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: And I'm staying ten toes down for my man, and
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: I'm not happy and some something some something.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: So you can leave the line was like, then you
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: gonna do this to me? All right? All right? Cool husband,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: leaveing that man sitting there.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: But the line that killed me that came from her
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: was it was like when he was like, yo, just
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: tell the truth. You about to be paying you about
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: to face a lot of years for some ship that
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: for some ship you didn't do.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: And she said, my man, my man, look out for me.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Make sure everything we worked we worked for. What do
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: we work for? What do we have? What we have.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: House, a little ass house with a couple thousand dollars
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: in the bank. I was like, bitch, the ship I
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: can do with a couple thousand dollars in the bank, bitch.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: So old boy sends a lawyer for her. But what
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: we don't know until the end of the movie. Well,
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: we kind of figured it out as it proceeds. The
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: lawyer does nothing to defend her in court. The prosecutor
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: is roasting her ass. They didn't bought witnesses and all
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: kinds of shit, including her mother.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: In law, and once the mother in the hero I said, oh,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: this bitch is involved, I said, ain't nowhere When she.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Said shold them that the wife knew that he was
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: having an affair with Kira, that Kyva was crazy. Kyra
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: was stalking them blaly bly. She keeps saying to the lawyer,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: why are you not defending me? Why you not defending me?
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: And she's telling her, don't worry, I got this, don't
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: worry about done got this, I got this. Lawyer does
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: nothing to defend her. Found out was he was sucking
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: the lawyer, and and they paid all the set up
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: and they paid off one of the drawers. Uh friend
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: was the best friend, Cora's best friend. No diamond, No, no, no, no,
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: that was kyle best friend. That was somebody knew. They
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: paid her off, paid off the drawer to you know,
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: convince everybody to vote Guiltsey. Then he proceeds to get
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: up there and testify against her and says that he
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: only slept with her one time, and then she became
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: possessive and crazy. She was stalking him and his wife.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: She was showing up to their house. He only slept
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: with her at one time. He told his wife about
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: it right away. He regretted it.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: All of the stuff is ship.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: He's staying on on the stand and she's sitting there
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: screaming and crying and saying everybody's lying on her and
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: she didn't do it.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: At no point to the.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Bitch decide to say, I didn't do this. He did
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: this until the barrier end. After they found her stupid
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: ass guilty.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: You know it's crazy.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: She proceeds to get locked up. No, she proceeds to
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: try to call the husband and tell the husband she
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: needs his help. She's so sorry for what happens. She
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: needs his help. The wife had a diary. She's seen
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: it when she was there, and that diary probably can't
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: help her. She needs him to get the diary. So
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: he said, you want me to break in their house
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: and get it so I could be sitting in here
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: with you, And she was like, please, I really need you.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: I can tell you what time he's gonna be home,
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: and this, this and this and this, and I need
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: you to get the diary. So the husband tells her
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: he's gonna do it the day of her sittings, and
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: her husband shows up with a pink diary in his hand,
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: and it walks out that bitch and then turns around
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: and walks out, and they finds her guilty, and her
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: dumb ass is in jail, and she goes back and
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: tries to call him from jail because he had got
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: a berner phone on it to her and then phone
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: is gone.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Then they got so then.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: That's when it fast forwards to him and the wife together,
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: him and the lawyer together, and him telling her the
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: same ship he told Kyla, I ain't never had a
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: woman love me the way you do.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Did she get the fact that every time she said
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: to this man, I love you, he was like, yeah, exactly,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: he never told you he loved you, yo.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: And even though then even with the lawyer, when Shorty
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: told him that she loved him like she loved him, man,
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: he was.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Like, I ain't never had a woman take me and
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: love me the way you do. He about to do
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: her dirty too, now, but you don't rest law life.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: And no, no, no, no no, no, he not no,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: he's not gonna do the lawyer dirt. O. He definitely
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: gonna do the lawyer dirty. And part two, he's going
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: to do the lawyer dirty.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: I promise you my whole thing because he has evidence
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: of misconduct, all kinds of stuff.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: She's about to lose.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: She gonna lose everything behind his ass and being jails
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: just like Carver dumb Is and then it fast. It
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: shows the husband come in the house, throw the burn
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: the phone away, throw that.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Real diary away.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, no, no, the fake diary, because they had
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: the real diary. Throw the diary away, you know, the
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: mother had the real diary. Throw the diary away, the
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: fake one, and throw something else away. And he's feeling
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: guilty for whatever reason. And the mother says, don't worry
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: about it, We're gonna get him too. She was like,
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: after I feel like she served enough time, we'll tell
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: the truth. So all alonge, they was all in in
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: the governor mother. But he asks his mother how you
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: know that he was going to go along with it,
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: and the mother was like, because I got dirt on
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: him too, So she was like, don't worry, we'll go
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: after him after.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like she served enough time. So and everybody
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: was against her. Dumb ass.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: She thought that the grass was green on the other side.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: And now she's sitting in jail, having the braid head
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: for honey buns and fight big bitches named tiny off
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: her cooie cat.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: The moral of the story.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Yet, ladies and gentlemen, don't be chyron I mean, and
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: it's just I mean, honestly, always thinking the gray screen
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: on the other side.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: But your own ship, I mean, but it's but it's
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: also a woman that felt victim, like know what you
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: felt victim to two particular circumstances. And it's like, yeah,
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: I know, I know. It's no simpathy, no sympathy for
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: these holes, but still it's like, Yo, it's like, yo,
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: you you were vulnerable with a person, especially since you
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: already got your own issues and you not necessarily healed.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Yourself married man that took advantage.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: And but that's I mean, but that's also that's also
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: the moral of the story. You gotta be careful who
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: you tell, like who you tell your business to facts
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: they use it against you, because that's that's exactly what
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: that nigga did.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: And you could have just gave your husband a fucking
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: ultimat him about his goddamn mama.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: But instead even not you ain't even had to do it, like, yo,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: you ain't even have to do that. All you had
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: to do yo, you you you laid it down, he said,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: like he and he made good. He made good on
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: his word. He made good on his word.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: He talked to his mother, and his mother and his
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: mother was following it However, even with his mother following
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: the rules, you were still real bitchy to hem hm
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: like like all right, I get it, Like yo, I
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: mean if I come in, I see my mother in
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: law and my mother in law and the house was like.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: And even when the mother in law showed up that day,
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: she was like, he did tell you I was coming right,
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: and she was like, yeah, come on in, but she
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: still was kind of snippy towards him.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like, like, like I said, everybody.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Had their faults. The husband was and mom was born.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: The mother in law was an habitual line stepper, a
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: kind baby. You took it to a whole number eleven.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: A bed, a whole bit.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: You know what I thought about when I when when
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: I heard the sentence in the same shorty writing in jail,
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: I thought about what we did when we did the
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: first you crying about the about the lady who killed
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: the who killed the girl, the girl and and her
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: her and you know, unborn child, and then the nigga home,
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: and the nigga ended up staying, moving out of Kentucky
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: and getting married, living life.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Oh ship.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: But but this nigga sitting in there, like, Yo, this
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: twob movie was like, it was like a Tyler Pardy movie,
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: a real bad Tyler Pardy movie. It was the it
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: was the man fault, you know. It was hating on
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: this nigga. But and then this nigga gets away. So
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: I hopeful, hopefully, hopefully he get killed in the sequel.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying I'm gonna happen. So I'm going to
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: that summer men.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: So before we continue on this tragic ass story, let's
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: take our first commercial break and hope that none of
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: us get get caught up covering up a murder for
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: a dumb ass. Not me, bitch, I'm a snitch talking
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: about what let me let me come home and somebody
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: like somebody, so let me get some of the car
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: copy right back? Uh, not one one. I didn't do it.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I'm in my car. I'm sitting in my car. But
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: that ship checked the camera. Jo he called me over
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: and like they called me over, and I was like,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: already listen, I don't know what to do. So uh yeah,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: I called y'all, I ain't never seen the dead body
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: before for protecting Serve right, will come protect me because
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: I'm scared. So yeah, We're gonna take a commercial break, y'all.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back. He'll be back. Shawn isn't witness
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: protection right now, but you know I've been witness protection.
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: But don't tell nobody, Please don't, but don't tell nobody. Hello,
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: mister Samson, good you stupid a ship, Joe. I think
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: he's talking to you.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Like follow my young folks all.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: That That was the early Simpsons reference of probably like
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: in probably like between like the first five seasons.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmmmm. Yeah, Simpsons is older than y'all. Yeah, yeah
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: it is. You know, I noticed that we don't have
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: world commercials anymore.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: But I mean no, not, no, I'm talking about like
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: not like the commercials that we had when we was
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: growing up, Like you know, two can't sign out there.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: I mean we still got the trucks rabbit running around Lucky.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I mean from Progressive is still around making commercial stage.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: I saw a new one yesterday. Oh no, no, no, no,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: got brought back in the eighties, Progressive invented Renners insurance.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, but my apartment still got rocked.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: There's that.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: I was, yeah, but you you know, we don't even
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: we don't got the GIPT co commercials, No more.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Nigga doesn't exist.
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: Yes, it's a gept cold next to the n B.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: A niggas still getting Gypt Come, there's a gept cot
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: next to the NBA. Can't I want nothing to go?
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Do what I I took Trey up there to get
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: his I d I pulled him like I know that sign,
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: don't say gap co.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: And then I had this cop kept cap, kept cat go,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: kept cot.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: She gotta get gaff coat. It was like, Ma, the
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: fucking skipt long storye right, did you play in.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: The commercials, the old commercial, the catch and showance commercials, room,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: oh ship, No, I'm gonna do that when he comes
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: old and not with the old blue and white cruising
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: by to my license registration to you don't drive in days?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Is Scott down in houstill the life? Who is Scott
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: down in here? Farm motives? The one that was he
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: It's not Eastern motives, it's the one he was. He
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: he did the he took the song stand. It's a
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: shame it's white. Oh. I remember, is that snake Scott
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: down the hill farm motives? I remember that that was
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: his name. I've never been gone by then, yea mm
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: hmmm or he's more. He's the motor stove work. He's
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: the motor store work. I ain't seen the east motor.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: I CA's your job at your credit no more eat motors.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Your jobs your created.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: You got a football player telling us that them nigga's
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: not million, they don't need no fucking easter.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Motive chitvy, hundreds beamers and evings, over six hundred cos,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: trucks and shovs. Are you listening man? Lady Easton Motors
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: put you in a car today. Ladys, then Motors financed
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: all the way. But they ain't tell you is that
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: your motherfucking interest rate was gonna be two hundred and
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: seventy three. You didn't pay for a call four times
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: by the time you pay off for nineteen ninety nine
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: six to six. So here's your paperwork, your monthly payment.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: It's three thousand, five hundred and eighty three dollars. We've
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: tacked your eighty six cents. Can't forget about the change.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: If you're late.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: When you come out, you're gonna be able to start
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: your car because you know when you like from them,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: buy here, pay here places they put the little up
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: thing going.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna try to start your car. Your payment
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: was due yesterday and you're going to try to start
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: your car car like payment dude, Yeah, niggas while listen.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: So you know your credit was a little questionable. We
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: got your financed, but your interest rate is a smooth
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: sixty three percent, So just sign here, not a small
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: sixty three percent. Know it's really low, it's really low.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Sixty three. They got you on the one hundred and
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: seventy six months. He didn't know. Then then they show you.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Then they show you a listener like you still.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: High.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: You're stood up in a high percentile and it's like,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah you are, like you were like two
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five. And then they're like, it's still
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: on a half percent, like half percent. I was like,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: So when you pulled your credit, we couldn't find because
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: your score was so low, but we still made it work.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: So his score was four hundred and seventy eight litt alone.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: We were able to get you a sensible payment of
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: six hundred dollars a month, but your term is for
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: three hundred months. That should get your eighty nine Dodge
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: When they had pace and Coal was driving two Plassic
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: bag or two plastic bags and the back windows and
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: not and not not the window that getting down in
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: the street the fucking car cut off on you.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: Not the window that go down with the motherfucking like
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: the that that little that little little triangle window.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: Did you like ProAb Yeah, hot, way back way back
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: when the way back niggas had a Dutch dynasty.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: Yo, way back when the little dark and the minivan
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: and the minivan show the window you had. You couldn't
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: even roll the windows down like them like you can't now.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Boy, you they crack open like bus windows. Yeah, and
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: don't and don't let that motherfucker be broken. They ain't
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: gonna stay open if you drive it too fast. The
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: wind gonna blow that bitch back. Mm hmmm, yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: let's see it. To listen, y'all. Motherfuckers don't know the
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: struggle y'all at all. Minivan in the nineties, chann.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: Y'all don't know the struggle having to roll your windows
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: up anglely. Motherfucker baby, they don't let that get Oh,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: don't let that biscuit stuck.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: And then you gotta go out and put your hand
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: on boats open the door and had somebody roll it
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: while you got that bitch up like this, and then
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: the still won't close all the way, so it's a
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: little bit of rain coming in the window when it
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: starts raining because it's that little crack at the top
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: that you couldn't get that because.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: It's off track. Take your off to get the bitch
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: can't roll down. No, got them more. But then somebody
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: getting your car and forgetting they rolled the window down.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: The man, you sucked real specific you dealt with this.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Times used to be hard. My mother like that. Yeah,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: my mother had a had a Toyota Corolla like old,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: like it was old and that baby Mama, I remember
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: that blue call. I remember the sundays my bonny had.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: We had a buick that only had two doors. I
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: hate climbing in the backseat of that fucking car.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Old back on cars was made out of metal on
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: the inside, baby yo. So kids, back in the olden times,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: our parents used to make us, make us stay our
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: asses in the car when they went in the carro
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Doors and Heck's and Montgomery Ward and wore Verse and
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: you know all those stores that don't exist no more.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Don't know warl Worst is called you know, wool Works
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: was a five and dime. We know, yeah, kids, I
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: know y'all don't know what the cow door is or
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: but back in the old and the k marks, you know,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: there's like this. It was it's you know, it used
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: to be about nine one hundreds of thousand. Well the
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: country it's about six now. But back in the olden times,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: to leave us, leave us in the car while they
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: went and brought them linger raised by Ryl T. And
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: they say, he gonna roll my windows down. Don't open
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: these fucking doors. Sit your ass here and play that
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: game on your on your game boy. And you lost
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: thirteen pounds by the time, sweating your ass off, and
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: then you borrow games.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: Don't be able to afford the game game boy. Guess
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: what the game that only had like two characters all
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: that ship and then.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: The game boys damn big. Just before we had smartphones,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: you guys, we used to have flip phones. Baby. That
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: was back when the game was didn't have a back
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: I had a no kill shout out to the black
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: man who who made the game boy. That's back when
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: game was didn't have a backlight. So if you wasn't
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: in direct light or had the little thing, scream dog,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: y'all don't understand that you had to buy so much
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: ship for your game boy.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: You had to buy the magnifying You had to buy
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: the magnifying glass that that you know that stuck up
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: then on. Then that came with the light so you
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: can see. Because if you're playing with it in the
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: car and then start outside, you you're waiting every street
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: like the past. Yeah, y'all, don't listen.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know how good Joug got it. Y'all came
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: and we can't. We came along with you got laptops
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: and tablets.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: I was telling I was telling one that I had
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: a big back computer. I thought I was somebody. I
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: had a pink compact bitch.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Remember having to start that day when you have to
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: cook club the fan used to cut on that big monitor.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: And don't let that bitch over here because it's gonna
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: cut right then off mid assignment.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Remember remember Windows ninety five, but used to sit there
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: for hours playing Windows ninety Hey, fucking organ trail yo.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: I used to get all the free discs for AYO. Well.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: I had seventeen different fucking h Aol email addresses because I.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Was going to get that damn free thirty day trial
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: and then it was man and you don't care, and
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: and and the little light and the little light skin
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: guy for the rext Jock can't see. But we're looking
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: at Sean and real quixidically. Right now, I'm trying to
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: figure out who the fuck you're talking about. Do you
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: think he's talking about? Oh good, not baby tea A
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: favorite line? You just you just die. You're talking about
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: that bitch? Hey Sean, Hey, Shawn Hey, Shawn Sean going up?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Don't hell up? Hi this Seana se n Shawna, Hey,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: how's it going nigga?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: That nigga to kill himself like twice a week, don't
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: even saying hi, Shawna Shawna, you look nice today?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Fuck you don't.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: But you know what, No, but you know what that
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: goes No, but that goes to show you. That goes
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: to show you all the ridiculing ship that you did.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: And it's like, Yo, what the motherfucking you try to
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: be nice? Even when you try to be nice, niggas,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: don't forget ship, Yo.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: This so you've been meaning to me since elementary school.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: Now down this bitch of elephant bro like showing shown't
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: forget the motherfucking thing.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: And I'll never forget how somebody treated me said you
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: look you look nice today? Fuck you like, We're like, damn, bro,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: what do you do? What do you do?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: What do you do?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: He just I just wanted to die, say damn? All right?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: So maybe when we get older, you might give him something.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I don't have the right body parts. Uh that segment,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: what do we do? Okay't talking about I won't play
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: no more, I won't play. That's when I heard, okay,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: so I think we're going to take you in a
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: second next. So as a resident homo, okay, yeah, I
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: mean said who was the question? As the resident homo,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: the times go up when I can't confirm to know
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: that question, Aaron, I can't confirm what No, I can't
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: confirm it tonight that the bridges from that because I
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: don't know. I really don't know. I don't know.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: I don't understand.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: So don't I don't stand. I don't know, I understand,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I understand. Don't come on, I don't know.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Just let your body. I don't know
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. I can't confirm anybody's Oh my bad,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: my bad, bad, No, no, no, wrong. Oh, I can't
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: confirm with I don't know. I mean, my bad, my bad, roa.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: I don't like that bitch. I don't see her. Yeah,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: he don't want to know if we don't believe in
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: outing folks. That's why no names were used. Oh man, however,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I mean, we're gonna do something
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: for the first something you haven't done in a while.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: We're gonna take a pause with the cause. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: so and we're bad. Oh ship, hold on, hold on
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: your chase, chase hot in my lap? Like what's up? So, yeah,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: we ain't about to ride. Yeah, that that absolutely not baby.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: I can't just do pretty faces. That was a pretty bitch.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm bitch. Okay, we're going to Q and a second.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: Man, is that the pretty bitch?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: I'm done? Pretty bitch? Oh, pretty bitch, pretty bitch. Okay,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: So but I can't. I can't. And it's always disappointed
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: when they when they find it's stupid, because you know
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: they ship because you know, but just that dump. You
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: could tell, and I said, I hate to say this,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: you can tell when a person has been attractive their
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: entire life and they've never had to deal with like
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: not having that social currency because when.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: They get get looks, some people do not all nobody
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: ever paid attention to the fact that the ship they
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: come out of their mouth is nonsense.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: This baby just stand there and look pretty because the
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: only thing going between them is is a ping pong ball.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Ain't ship happening up there? But bring bring.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: All right, y'all before we gets done, If you have
• 1:13:47
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• 1:13:55
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• 1:13:58
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• 1:14:05
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• 1:14:08
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• 1:14:31
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• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: don't give a damn because, in the words of CHARAE.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Whitfield in her original face, Who're gonna check you book?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: We decided artists formally known at charay.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: We did I forgot Okay anyhow, all right, y'all, so
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: we're gonna stick with the line of fuckery.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Most of the time.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: Uh, we're gonna stick with fuckerytorday, y'all were going straight
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: to sixth round too.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Usually share at the cara, bro at the cara.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: We're just gonna keep deal without bitches. Okay, okay this question.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: Dyon broke up with his baby mama because she found
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: out about me. I fought this woman twice twice. Both
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: times I pulled up to her job and jumped her.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: The first fight was a tie, the second time the
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: second fight, a fry cook jumped in and threw hot
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: oil on my wig. It burned the top of my head.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: I've been off word kling from the scout burn. Day
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: All moved in with me, but he isn't doing things
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: that he should to care for me. I need my
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: laundry done. Sometimes I get dizzy getting off the toilet
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: and I need him to help me wipe. He refuses
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: to do the bare minimum me. If we're gonna be together,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: you have to do more to help me. Day On,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: I asked for a room not a relationship. I know
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: he loves me, but I don't understand what he wants
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: from me. This bitch is related to Calvin Hm.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: He's an axtual room amount of relationship like bitch, bitch
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: and making sure you got your money on the front.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Leave me all right? All this did the Crispy wick
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: caused nerve? Damn, It's like she said us.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: I was about to say, I just had a flashback
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: of the Michael Jackson commercial.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: You knows.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: All right, I pizza the great You sorry, Mike, but
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: ship the way he portrayed in the movie, Sir, it
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: was it was. It was right dramatic. Shut up, it
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: was very dramatic. It was very, very dramatic.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: She said, I get Disney with a very Did she
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: get dizzy? Oh, a Chrispy off of a Chrispy on
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: the scale, she said, she got scout burn.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: We don't know what degree to burn is because we
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: don't know what kind of wig it was. If it
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: wasn't no thirty two inch bus down that that grease
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: went right through that synthetic.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Hare and that ship probably refused to hunt.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: Synthetic hair no Ike the round back of the day,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: we ain't know nothing about hair and try to curl
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: me one of my little synthetic pony tails, and that
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: bitch sizzled, melted elastic bitch.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: It was that one little Chrispy Peas had to cut
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: it off. So we don't know what kind of hands she.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: Had on Like bet you've probably been getting parents since
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: she was like three and so, so you got a
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: little bit of grease from your head up.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Not a little bit of grease. This was fried grease.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: That was hot ass grease. Show nigga, we both worked
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: in fast food. Five you feel me, But I'm just
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: saying we both worked in fast food.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: You've been splashed by some hot grease, my guy, Listen,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: I got the scars to prove it.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, McDonald's owes me comping sa I was a fucking damnation.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: That hot. That grease was hot. But shout out to
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: the fry cook for having your homegirl. Now you're gonna
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: let her get her I will see this though.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: Now I say this, no matter how much you how
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: much you may not like a person, but if a
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: motherfucker stepped, if a motherfucker stepped in that restaurant or
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: some ship.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Were all fighting, you can come in ahead. Come bi,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: I might not like this bitch today, but we fry together,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: we die together. Bit that know what I'm saying.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: Like, listen, I can't not like ship, but uh yo,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: we we we we got we whooped a lot of ass.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: Niggas can't look niggas. Niggas can't do that door trying
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: to call miss mss MoMA and miss mama. Hey, uh,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: you might need to find somebody else to help you,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: because it's clear, old boy, you.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: Need to die, she said, check your insurance, bitch.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: You might can get a home health aid because they
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: all don't give a fuck about you. They are staying
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: there because he ain't got nowhere else to go.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, usual the side bitch, She was the main entree
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: and you was the side dish. Baby, kay, Now you're
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: the landlord, and.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: You did then pulled up to that lady joke and
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: got your ass with the Now this man can't even
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: help you wipe your ass, ma'am, m m. You didn't
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: got your little synthetic yakey straight eighteen inch fuse to
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: your fucking head, buy.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: Some fucking fry grease that already paid you this month.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: Now you walk around smelling like French fries and chicken
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: fish fish.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: You know they fried taking the same grease they're not
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: supposed to, but they did. Okay, now look at you, no,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: look at no, no. And if you got a scout burn,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: I mean you the ball secrets and shut up. And
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: then look at you bitch walking around and smelled like
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: chicken fish and French fries with a ball spot because
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: they he ain't gonna quite grow back. And then burn
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: if you had a scout burn, since it looking like fire,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: marsh out this bitch. Let me tell you something.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: I don't know what to tell you. Says they don't
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: give a fuck about you.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Okay. First of all, his name is Dayon, right, that's
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: a fucking nigga name anything end at the end of it,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: no offense, night off. That's Brandon Aaron. But you know
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Davon Tayvon Dayon d Kwon bro.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: And I bet you put that nigga out of your
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: house unless you need the money to just treat him
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: like a roommate.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Bitch. You want your ship on the first kay, because
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: you shure enough treatment like a roommate. He said, he
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: is not wiping your eads, even though he probably had
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: his tongue in it before. Don't give a you know what?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: He him? All right, I'm staying on oop. That's the song.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: That's a song for the That's a song for the
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: show on OL if I can find it, because that's
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: a pretty obscure lord, all right, staying on sixth round,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: chick showing up. I met Markus in New Orleans doing
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: essence fast. He's from Chicago. We bonded.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: My partner and my teens were back home in Houston,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: so I was free. Marcus spent the night in my room.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: He robbed me as I slept. My friends helped me
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: get home. Problem. Marcus stole my license, and I've seen
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: him in my neighborhood in Houston. He knows he robbed me.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: He knows I can't confront him without exposing.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: What we did.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: I ignore him, But why is he near my home?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: Is he going to rob me again? Do I tell
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: my partner what I've done?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, ma'am, not until answer or the nigga answer,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: because the honest answer is that happened, yeah, But the
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: nigga answer is, well, just because you got robbed by
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: somebody don't necessarily mean you got a divorce.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: That you slept with him, right, yeah, because at that point,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: you know, this just a random actor, right at the violence.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: He could have took you, took your Apple, Ultra watch.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: Gotta robed you on the street while you was down
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: Burdon Street, flash and your titties for beads.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: Bitch.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: Yeahn they don't do that doing that, but still do it. Hey,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: uh ma'am, see how this goes. I hope y'all got
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: a gun in the house.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, listen, y'all going on vacation, laying
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: up with motherfuckers you don't know, and you surprised he
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: robbed you, bitch. Of course he robbed you.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: He probably the specifically the target bitch.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Is like you, he took your license and he came
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: home just like that scene from Set It Off. But
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: he was she was in the lineup and tapping the
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: podcast the white lady like, but you don't recognize me,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: d David. I mean, let's be real, Like, let's be real.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: He was out here. I hope your partner got a
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: gun in the house. That's all I'm saying. You may
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: have to shoot ship out of Marcus.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, but you learn your lesson, bitch, you you
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: had somebody at home when you laid up on vacation.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: That shit ain't cool. Shit ain't cool.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: Now, you don't put you in your family lives at
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: risk because you don't know what the motherfucker caper was.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: You don't know how many motherfuckers he might bring in
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: your house.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: You was in New Orleans. You was in New Orleans,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: and then he followed you, he followed. Do you claim
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: he from Chicago? You don't know that for a fact.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: For all you know, he may have set your ass up.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: He could have just said he from Chicago just to
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: get you, your partner, to set jazz up, to be
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: perfectly on it. And it sounds like, because what he's
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: doing in Houston, if he's from Chicago, what are you
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: doing in Houston making making a drug run? M you
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: run across the border? Hell no? All right? Next question
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: is the last one? What I need checks.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: We've been together for three years and June and I
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: had our son. I asked for a commitment in the ring.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: He offered mentioned tattoos. I agree he misspelled my name
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: on his tattoos. I claimed the artist and found out
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: the artists tatted exactly what my boyfriend route.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: My name is Lisa. It's out.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: The baby's mama name it's less so I'm saying it again.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: My name is Lisa l I s A. His other
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: baby Rimer's name is Lesa l e I s. I
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: ain't never seen the spoke like that.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: That's weird. I got. I got a homegirl like that.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: That's what he said.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: It was an accident to get lessons or at Lista's
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: name taddy. But he's not changing it. She's over the
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: moon about it, of course, ma'am. Of course he wanted
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: to get bitch.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: Of course over the morning about it, because it's out. Bitch.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something about getting men's names tattooed
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: on don't do it. Do it unless you got my
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: daddy name on me, unless you ain't even don't ever
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: get no man, it's nobody. Don't get no man name tattooed.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: Said some of these getting every nigga name tattooed.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: And if you get it, get it somewhere, you can
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: get the ship covered up. And then it's because I
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: got a homegirl that got a nigga name tattoo straight
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: across her chest.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: I am still be fucking fuddled. But why does she
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: do that? I don't know. Demon it childs, your dick
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: is heavy. I'm done.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: He got exactly where he wanted to get, baby girl,
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: tell you he was.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: I mean sat Lisa just thinking sure, it's just the
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: E is for extra, the is because you my everything.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: That sounded like a nigga. I hate you did that.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: I hate so much, hate you so much. Nigga responds.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: I responded like a TV actor. Ain't no woman ever
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: loved me. Let you do, Oh you trust me? Cut
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: that light skinning ship out quinting and duck lipping and
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: ship bro. No. I saw this girl post a picture
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: her and her boyfriend and he was duck lipping and
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, man, man man, mm hmm. No. We
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: said no, we said some ship like.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: They were like, it's one thing to do that in
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: the picture with a child there was own a man,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: but not be duck lipping in Nigga.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: Said, what you mean, Like what you mean when you
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: say when you say they they they do the light
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: skin they do the light skin thing. I was like,
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: every light skin nigga to take that right?
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: That is? That is like like you like you can't
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: like what was the name of that movie? With Owen
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: Wilson in it, not owing Wilson that one. Ben Stella Magnum, Yeah,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: oh was in that he was. I hated that scene
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: when they went to the gas station. It was playing
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: with the roses with this cigarette. Blew all over baby. Yeah,
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: motherfucker was a cold man. He was strutting down. Damn
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: the match. Yeah, Zooland is one of my favorite favorite.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy. But you know what's crazy.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: They know those movies, The Tropic Thunder, It's like, it's
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: it's it's those are.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: Some amazing movies. But then they would get can they
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: get the ship cancers out of them? Well, now, yeah,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. It's like, yeah, that was That
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: was excellent cinema. Mm hmmm. People too sensitive nowadays. They
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: could have never lived in our era. That's why I
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: said number, That's why I said they.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: Lived in the error before us. Because Richard pryor George Carling,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: Red Fox was Red Fox.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: No, no, Red Fox was.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 6: The was the he.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: He was the Bill Cosby of that era. He ain't like,
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: he ain't like, he ain't really you know, Red had
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: a way of Dick Gregory, Paul Mooney, mister Gregory was crazy.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: Baby could have never lived in an era. Mm hmmm.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: Anything else that was that was that was that was
• 1:29:02
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• 1:29:07
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