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- 0:10JarJim: Hello, weary traveler.
- 0:12JarJim: I'm not sure what strange magic
- 0:14JarJim: must have brought you here, but
- 0:15JarJim: you have stepped into a realm of
- 0:17JarJim: my creation.
- 0:19JarJim: A sprawling city filled with danger and glory, and most
- 0:22JarJim: importantly, lots of gold.
- 0:25JarJim: I call it Islanew.
- 0:28JarJim: Who am I?
- 0:28JarJim: You might ask?
- 0:30JarJim: The name is Jade and I'm the patron deity of gambling.
- 0:34JarJim: Long story short, this group of idiots, or as you may call them
- 0:39JarJim: heroes, made a bet with me that they had what it took to make a
- 0:42JarJim: vast trove of gold, but left some of the key details blank.
- 0:47JarJim: So I filled them in myself.
- 0:49JarJim: I send them to this pocket dimension, into the city I had
- 0:53JarJim: created with brand new bodies they'd have to attune to.
- 0:57JarJim: Can these fools passed my test?
- 1:00JarJim: Or will they be trapped here forever?
- 1:02JarJim: So experience my world of trials
- 1:05JarJim: and tribulations and join
- 1:07JarJim: alongside this posse of pitiful
- 1:09JarJim: people.
- 1:10JarJim: Or as I like to call them, the criminals of Islanew.
- 1:16Skyler: Welcome back everybody to
- 1:17Skyler: another episode of Criminals of
- 1:18Skyler: Island Numis.
- 1:19Skyler: We are on episode thirty eight.
- 1:21Skyler: Uh, I'll quickly introduce our
- 1:22Skyler: players with their characters,
- 1:23Skyler: and we'll jump back into the
- 1:24Skyler: action where we left things off
- 1:26Skyler: last time.
- 1:26Skyler: So to my right, we've got Dave who's playing Marky.
- 1:29Skyler: We've got Fatty Lumpkins who is playing Kato.
- 1:33Skyler: We've got Jackson who is playing Dez.
- 1:36Skyler: We've got Cameron who plays Roric.
- 1:38Skyler: And last but not least, we have Quinn playing Lil Source.
- 1:41Skyler: Now I know you guys are excited with the cliffhanger we left
- 1:44Skyler: things off on last time, so we'll jump right back into the
- 1:46Skyler: action of Criminals of Islanew.
- 1:55Skyler: All right, where we left off, a group of.
- 1:57Skyler: All of you had inevitably gone into dusk.
- 2:00Skyler: Walker Industries with the invitation of the Fat Caps and
- 2:03Skyler: Hats MLM business model that you guys were going to pretend to
- 2:08Skyler: invest in, but otherwise try to get some details on the
- 2:10Skyler: Alexandria Dusk Walker and the hats, which, you know, some of
- 2:13Skyler: which have euphoria inside of them because of what you did
- 2:16Skyler: back at the factory.
- 2:18Skyler: With that being said, uh, the
- 2:20Skyler: team of DSS and Kaito were able
- 2:24Skyler: to distract, slash infiltrate
- 2:26Skyler: the storage room downstairs and
- 2:28Skyler: got Ahold of an entire CEO
- 2:30Skyler: package, which included one
- 2:32Skyler: thousand two hundred and fifty
- 2:33Skyler: different fat caps and hats of
- 2:36Skyler: various colors and styles, fifty
- 2:38Skyler: of which having bottles of
- 2:39Skyler: euphoria or small vials of
- 2:41Skyler: euphoria hidden inside of the
- 2:42Skyler: seams.
- 2:43Skyler: Additionally, it came with a
- 2:44Skyler: golden invitation to the big
- 2:47Skyler: party that was exclusive only to
- 2:49Skyler: the prestige sellers who were
- 2:50Skyler: able to get their hands on the
- 2:52Skyler: CEO packages for this brand new
- 2:54Skyler: business model.
- 2:55Skyler: With that being said, the marquee was outside.
- 2:58Skyler: He was a team all of his own.
- 3:01Skyler: And then finally, we had the
- 3:02Skyler: team of Rurik and Lil Soares,
- 3:04Skyler: who are currently disguised as
- 3:07Skyler: sir because Gaston Belly Wiggle,
- 3:12Skyler: Esquire, Esquire and his
- 3:14Skyler: bodyguard slash financial
- 3:16Skyler: advisor Fredo, and they have
- 3:19Skyler: been getting a tour from the
- 3:21Skyler: Charmed office manager or floor
- 3:24Skyler: manager.
- 3:24Skyler: Technically Meredith, and currently are in the basement
- 3:28Skyler: where the storage facility is, and they are opening up their
- 3:31Skyler: own CEO package, which Roarke has snagged the invitation on,
- 3:36Skyler: and they have just been greeted by their old friend from the
- 3:38Skyler: Rock Bottoms Club.
- 3:39Skyler: Dino.
- 3:41Dino: Ah!
- 3:42Dino: What's going on here?
- 3:43Dino: Oh, this is a whole big mess.
- 3:46Dino: Why are you guys throwing hats everywhere?
- 3:49Skyler: Dino.
- 3:50Dino: What are you.
- 3:51Dino: I know you guys.
- 3:52Dino: Are you.
- 3:54Rorick: How are you?
- 3:54Dino: I'm good.
- 3:55Dino: How are you doing?
- 3:56Rorick: Oh, great.
- 3:57Dino: Oh, that's wonderful to hear.
- 3:59Rorick: There's a big old mess of hats.
- 4:00Dino: I see that.
- 4:02Dino: Who's this guy?
- 4:03Gaston Bellywiggle: The name's Gaston.
- 4:05Gaston Bellywiggle: Belly wiggle.
- 4:06Dino: Oh, jeez.
- 4:06Dino: Nice to meet you.
- 4:08Dino: Why are you making a big mess with the hats?
- 4:11Rorick: He's a little bit messy.
- 4:12Gaston Bellywiggle: I'm looking for a Pembroke exclusive.
- 4:15Dino: Hats are cool.
- 4:19Rorick: We'll put them all back, I promise.
- 4:21Dino: I appreciate that, because then I'll get in trouble if you don't
- 4:24Dino: and I don't.
- 4:25Rorick: Get in trouble.
- 4:26Dino: Okay.
- 4:26Rorick: I don't want to get in trouble.
- 4:28Rorick: I love you.
- 4:28Dino: I love you too, buddy.
- 4:30Rorick: Okay. We'll see you later, buddy.
- 4:31Dino: Oh. All right.
- 4:33Dino: Okay. Bye bye.
- 4:35Skyler: And he he heads off into deeper into the storage facility.
- 4:41Merideth: I wave bye to him.
- 4:42Merideth: Okay. And then I go back to the hats.
- 4:44Merideth: Okay.
- 4:45Merideth: Can I just start tossing some in my bag of holding while I'm
- 4:48Merideth: still tossing some behind me?
- 4:49Skyler: Alright, I'll say that you're
- 4:50Skyler: able to kind of drop some off
- 4:52Skyler: the side.
- 4:53Rorick: You set.
- 4:53Skyler: Your.
- 4:53Gaston Bellywiggle: Bag, just took my bag of holding and just flipped it and just
- 4:57Gaston Bellywiggle: went down with it.
- 4:58Skyler: Uh, you could do that.
- 4:59Skyler: But Meredith is definitely watching right now.
- 5:02Gaston Bellywiggle: Oh. That's fine.
- 5:03Skyler: Okay, you do this and she goes, oh.
- 5:06Gaston Bellywiggle: I don't think you guys are.
- 5:07Gaston Bellywiggle: Are you taking hats right now?
- 5:09Rorick: Oh absolutely not.
- 5:10Rorick: No, no, no, I'm just looking.
- 5:12Gaston Bellywiggle: It kind of feels like you're taking hats right now.
- 5:14Gaston Bellywiggle: No.
- 5:15Rorick: What did we do that to you, my sweet Meredith?
- 5:18Gaston Bellywiggle: I mean, I guess.
- 5:18Dino: I don't.
- 5:19Gaston Bellywiggle: Know, because it kind of feels like you're doing it right now.
- 5:21Rorick: Kind of feels like it, but we aren't.
- 5:23Gaston Bellywiggle: Look, look, look.
- 5:24Gaston Bellywiggle: We're friends.
- 5:25Gaston Bellywiggle: Yeah.
- 5:25Merideth: Long time.
- 5:26Gaston Bellywiggle: Alright.
- 5:27Skyler: Yeah. For, like, the last like fifteen minutes.
- 5:29Gaston Bellywiggle: Yeah. And like, you guys wouldn't do that to me, right?
- 5:32Gaston Bellywiggle: You guys wouldn't steal hats that.
- 5:34Gaston Bellywiggle: I'm done.
- 5:35Gaston Bellywiggle: Oh. Oh, you guys are ready to head back up.
- 5:38Gaston Bellywiggle: Yeah.
- 5:38Gaston Bellywiggle: No, I just wanted to see inside of here.
- 5:41Gaston Bellywiggle: Oh, yeah.
- 5:41Rorick: See if it's worth his investment.
- 5:43Dino: Oh, sure.
- 5:44Gaston Bellywiggle: Sure. That makes sense.
- 5:45Gaston Bellywiggle: Well, because this is what you're working.
- 5:48Gaston Bellywiggle: This is what you're working for, right?
- 5:50Gaston Bellywiggle: Yeah.
- 5:51Gaston Bellywiggle: So I just wanted to, you know, see what all of these hard
- 5:56Gaston Bellywiggle: earned workers are working for.
- 5:57Gaston Bellywiggle: We could have busted open the basic package upstairs.
- 6:00Gaston Bellywiggle: No no no no no. You see, I know
- 6:02Gaston Bellywiggle: what's gonna be in the basic
- 6:04Gaston Bellywiggle: package.
- 6:04Gaston Bellywiggle: I wanted to know what was in this package.
- 6:07Gaston Bellywiggle: You know what you're working towards?
- 6:09Gaston Bellywiggle: Oh, yeah.
- 6:10Gaston Bellywiggle: You want to see, like, the end goal?
- 6:11Gaston Bellywiggle: Because Friedman promised a more
- 6:14Gaston Bellywiggle: embroidered hats, more quantity
- 6:16Gaston Bellywiggle: hats.
- 6:17Gaston Bellywiggle: Uh, x, y z. Right?
- 6:19Gaston Bellywiggle: Which I knew it wasn't going to be in the basic, so I just
- 6:21Gaston Bellywiggle: wanted to see.
- 6:22Gaston Bellywiggle: That's all.
- 6:22Gaston Bellywiggle: Oh, okay.
- 6:23Gaston Bellywiggle: I'll put these.
- 6:24Merideth: And then he goes and grabs all the loose hats and he just kind
- 6:26Merideth: of loosely tosses them in.
- 6:28Skyler: Um, roughly how many.
- 6:29Merideth: Hats did I get when I threw it?
- 6:31Merideth: Because like, I figured I didn't get that many.
- 6:33Merideth: Probably like around like three hundred, four hundred, but like
- 6:36Merideth: I've compared to a thousand.
- 6:38Merideth: And if they're all bunched up,
- 6:39Merideth: she probably wouldn't notice
- 6:40Merideth: that.
- 6:40Merideth: Like, you know, like a couple hundred were missing out of a
- 6:43Merideth: thousand, you know?
- 6:44Skyler: Uh, we'll say one hundred and forty two.
- 6:47Dino: How many of.
- 6:47Rorick: Those were periwinkle?
- 6:48Skyler: Oh six.
- 6:50Gaston Bellywiggle: How many.
- 6:50Skyler: Hats?
- 6:51Skyler: One hundred and forty two.
- 6:52Skyler: Total.
- 6:53Skyler: Six.
- 6:54Skyler: Perry.
- 6:54Gaston Bellywiggle: Got it.
- 6:56Gaston Bellywiggle: Now, how many had euphoria in them?
- 6:59Skyler: Ooh, that's a also.
- 7:00Skyler: Okay, so there's one hundred and forty two.
- 7:03Skyler: Chances are not out out of the seven thousand.
- 7:08Skyler: That's pretty good.
- 7:09Skyler: That is actually pretty good.
- 7:10Skyler: All right.
- 7:11Gaston Bellywiggle: I got all that information down.
- 7:12Gaston Bellywiggle: Okay.
- 7:13Gaston Bellywiggle: That's really the only difference between all these.
- 7:15Skyler: Right?
- 7:15Skyler: Right.
- 7:15Gaston Bellywiggle: So I did that and I randomly and
- 7:17Gaston Bellywiggle: I just tossed all the other ones
- 7:18Gaston Bellywiggle: in.
- 7:18Gaston Bellywiggle: I didn't even grab them all.
- 7:19Gaston Bellywiggle: I just kind of tossed ten in and
- 7:22Gaston Bellywiggle: then just went, all right, I
- 7:24Gaston Bellywiggle: think I've got a good tour of
- 7:25Gaston Bellywiggle: the basement.
- 7:26Gaston Bellywiggle: All right, let's head back upstairs and we can get you
- 7:28Gaston Bellywiggle: signed up above CEO.
- 7:30Gaston Bellywiggle: I don't think so.
- 7:31Gaston Bellywiggle: Okay, that's the top.
- 7:32Gaston Bellywiggle: Okay.
- 7:32Gaston Bellywiggle: I was just curious.
- 7:33Gaston Bellywiggle: Oh, yeah.
- 7:34Gaston Bellywiggle: And they only have hats down here, right?
- 7:36Gaston Bellywiggle: Oh, packages, I mean.
- 7:38Gaston Bellywiggle: Yeah.
- 7:38Gaston Bellywiggle: Nothing else.
- 7:40Gaston Bellywiggle: Oh, no.
- 7:40Skyler: Uh, we.
- 7:41Gaston Bellywiggle: The. Well.
- 7:43Skyler: No, there's other investment opportunities, but they don't
- 7:46Skyler: really take facility storage stuff and the stuff.
- 7:49Skyler: The stuff for the other.
- 7:50Skyler: The beauty product stuff.
- 7:52Skyler: That's a that's a whole different facility.
- 7:54Skyler: Eternal radiance.
- 7:55Skyler: But that's that's all.
- 7:56Skyler: I'm sure you don't want to get in on that.
- 7:58Skyler: You'd be getting in.
- 7:59Skyler: So it's been around for a while now.
- 8:02Rorick: No it's fine, it's fine.
- 8:03Rorick: I. My tour is concluded.
- 8:05Skyler: All right.
- 8:06Skyler: Fantastic.
- 8:06Skyler: Let's head on upstairs and take
- 8:08Skyler: you guys back over to the little
- 8:09Skyler: elevator things.
- 8:10Skyler: Y'all popping back up?
- 8:11Skyler: Yep.
- 8:12Skyler: All right.
- 8:12Skyler: Sounds good.
- 8:13Skyler: You guys go back upstairs.
- 8:14Skyler: You're back up at the top.
- 8:15Skyler: Friedman's there.
- 8:16Skyler: Um, the other coworkers there.
- 8:17Skyler: I think at this point, there's probably a couple more people
- 8:20Skyler: that have come in at this point, uh, as potential investors.
- 8:23Skyler: And so she leads you back around.
- 8:25Skyler: She gestures for you guys to go
- 8:26Skyler: to the front of the teller booth
- 8:28Skyler: and she says, so, uh, can I put
- 8:31Skyler: you guys down for this here
- 8:32Skyler: basic package?
- 8:33Skyler: It's got your how much is it?
- 8:34Skyler: Two hundred and fifty gold pieces.
- 8:36Rorick: Nah.
- 8:38Skyler: Oh, hey, are you sure?
- 8:41Rorick: Pass.
- 8:43Skyler: Oh, wow.
- 8:44Skyler: I just I thought that we had a whole connection and everything.
- 8:49Rorick: And you know what?
- 8:50Rorick: I'll give you twenty gold.
- 8:52Skyler: Oh, a tip for the tour?
- 8:54Rorick: Yeah.
- 8:55Skyler: Wow. I should put this on my resume.
- 8:58Skyler: Yeah.
- 8:59Skyler: Great.
- 9:00Skyler: Not that I'm planning on leaving, but.
- 9:01Skyler: Oh. All right, I'll give you.
- 9:03Rorick: So the make up for the fact I'm
- 9:05Rorick: not gonna purchase a basic
- 9:07Rorick: package today because, well,
- 9:09Rorick: let's face it, I'm leaving in a
- 9:12Rorick: week.
- 9:13Rorick: So he's leaving with his money?
- 9:15Rorick: I just was looking to invest in the business as a whole, and I
- 9:19Rorick: just wanted to see how it's ran.
- 9:20Skyler: Oh, yeah.
- 9:21Skyler: Sorry.
- 9:22Skyler: I don't know if.
- 9:22Rorick: I'm not gonna be able to do this.
- 9:23Rorick: Ground floor sales.
- 9:25Skyler: Oh, sure.
- 9:26Skyler: That makes sense.
- 9:27Rorick: Because I'm leaving.
- 9:28Skyler: Okay.
- 9:28Rorick: That's that's one purchase.
- 9:30Skyler: Hey, it was really great to hang out with you guys.
- 9:32Rorick: Yeah.
- 9:32Skyler: You're wonderful. Yeah. Thank you.
- 9:33Skyler: You guys too.
- 9:34Rorick: Hopefully I can catch dusk walking next time.
- 9:37Skyler: Oh. Next time?
- 9:37Skyler: Yeah. Of course.
- 9:38Skyler: Uh, have a wonderful, wonderful day.
- 9:40Skyler: I walk out.
- 9:41Skyler: All right, you guys head out.
- 9:42Skyler: All right, you guys head out,
- 9:43Skyler: and you see the rest of the gang
- 9:44Skyler: over by.
- 9:45Skyler: And I just collapsed.
- 9:46Skyler: Okay.
- 9:47Skyler: You just collapsed right in
- 9:49Skyler: front of the rest of the gang
- 9:50Skyler: over somebody.
- 9:51Skyler: Hey.
- 9:51Skyler: So dramatic.
- 9:54Skyler: Blood everywhere.
- 9:55Skyler: So somebody carry me.
- 9:57Skyler: Yeah.
- 9:58Skyler: Phil's someone else's, kiddo.
- 10:00Skyler: You're strong.
- 10:01Skyler: All right.
- 10:01Maki: You can drop the charade a bird.
- 10:03Skyler: No, he's a crow.
- 10:04Skyler: A crow flies over and tries to pick you up.
- 10:09Skyler: A raven.
- 10:09Skyler: A raven.
- 10:10Skyler: Sorry, O frog will help.
- 10:12Skyler: And I toss a frog at you.
- 10:14Skyler: And frog just kind of, like, lifts one arm, and he just,
- 10:16Skyler: like, holds it.
- 10:19Dino: Yeah.
- 10:20Skyler: He tried.
- 10:21Dino: What happened there.
- 10:22Skyler: Old buddy?
- 10:23Skyler: Old pal.
- 10:23Skyler: Uh, you look like you had a long day of service.
- 10:28Skyler: Well, uh, I tried to.
- 10:30Skyler: I tried to cross.
- 10:31Skyler: I tried to walk across the room twice.
- 10:35Skyler: Twice.
- 10:36Skyler: It really gets to you.
- 10:37Skyler: There's a trap room above the
- 10:39Skyler: main floor, which is protecting
- 10:41Skyler: the lift service to get up to
- 10:43Skyler: dust.
- 10:44Skyler: Walker's office?
- 10:45Skyler: No. I assume you went up there.
- 10:48Skyler: Well, yeah.
- 10:49Skyler: There's a stairway, I opened it.
- 10:50Skyler: It's probably still unlocked.
- 10:51Skyler: Actually, no one no one locked it after us.
- 10:55Skyler: But there's, like, a trap floor room with, like.
- 10:59Skyler: Like, at least one hundred feet long.
- 11:01Skyler: And, like, if you step on it, it
- 11:05Skyler: throws you backwards or into a
- 11:08Skyler: wall, like.
- 11:08Skyler: And I point at little saucers
- 11:10Skyler: dying or you throws you into a
- 11:13Skyler: wall like he happened to him
- 11:14Skyler: twice.
- 11:15Skyler: Twice.
- 11:16Skyler: And then that's what happened.
- 11:19Skyler: I don't have an ability to fly.
- 11:21Skyler: So I wasn't able to get across the floor.
- 11:24Skyler: Um, just that falling.
- 11:26Dino: Falling.
- 11:27Skyler: Thing. Yeah. Like a wind gust of wind hits, you know?
- 11:31Skyler: I mean, you had that that spell to fall.
- 11:34Skyler: Feather fall.
- 11:35Skyler: Yes.
- 11:36Skyler: That just helps you land better.
- 11:39Skyler: No flying.
- 11:40Skyler: So shame you birds can't fly.
- 11:42Dino: Yeah. What a rip off.
- 11:43Dino: These bodies aren't all what they're cracked up to be.
- 11:47Skyler: Kino, can you fly?
- 11:48Skyler: No. MM. This is.
- 11:50Skyler: Wait.
- 11:50Skyler: Are you part dragon?
- 11:52Maki: Are you mocking me?
- 11:53Skyler: No, I just, I don't know.
- 11:55Skyler: I've never seen mocking it.
- 11:56Skyler: I haven't taken your shirt all the way off.
- 11:59Maki: Is that an invitation?
- 12:01Skyler: Oh, speaking of invitations.
- 12:03Skyler: And I pull out from my coat pocket the golden invitation.
- 12:07Skyler: That was pretty good.
- 12:08Skyler: It was a pretty good transition right there.
- 12:11Maki: Des holds his up and snaps it like a fresh dollar.
- 12:14Skyler: Well, look at that, des.
- 12:16Skyler: We're both in business.
- 12:18Skyler: And both of them?
- 12:18Skyler: Both of them.
- 12:19Skyler: Read on them.
- 12:20Skyler: Oh, look at us.
- 12:22Skyler: Both of them.
- 12:22Skyler: Read on them.
- 12:23Skyler: Good for one entry plus two plus two.
- 12:26Skyler: Yeah.
- 12:27Skyler: Oh, look.
- 12:27Skyler: Now everyone can get in and frog.
- 12:31Maki: And he nudges roric and gestures to my big box of hats.
- 12:35Skyler: Oh, so you just stole the whole box?
- 12:37Skyler: I just stole the hats from inside it.
- 12:40Maki: Ah.
- 12:41Skyler: We're very different, but the same.
- 12:43Skyler: We are des.
- 12:45Skyler: And all of a sudden, as you guys are chuckling and and discussing
- 12:48Skyler: this, you hear a voice kind of from just like right behind,
- 12:52Skyler: like I, I assume you guys are kind of grouped together.
- 12:53Skyler: You hear a voice from right
- 12:54Skyler: behind you and he says, ah, so
- 12:56Skyler: you were able to get into, uh,
- 12:58Skyler: two of the invitations to the
- 13:00Skyler: Squawkers party.
- 13:01Skyler: I see.
- 13:02Dino: Who's asking.
- 13:04Maki: Does he has a sword?
- 13:05Skyler: You guys, you draw a sword, you guys turn around and you see
- 13:08Skyler: this gnome guy.
- 13:10Maki: He just stabs him.
- 13:11Skyler: Stab, stab, I hate gnomes.
- 13:15Maki: I'm just gonna shake down this dude.
- 13:16Maki: I had the cold blood.
- 13:18Maki: A new favorite enemy elf.
- 13:21Dez: Canada goblin.
- 13:23Dez: I'm a goblin.
- 13:25Dez: And you've been.
- 13:26Dez: No.
- 13:27Maki: Is that what you say when you kill me?
- 13:29Dez: Every time?
- 13:30Skyler: Uh, you see a a gnome.
- 13:33Skyler: But for for a moment, you don't recognize him as a gnome.
- 13:36Skyler: He has large pointed ears.
- 13:40Skyler: The end of his very pointed, spear like nose is bright red.
- 13:45Skyler: He's got two red lines that kind of come down past his eyes.
- 13:49Skyler: You assume they must be scars.
- 13:50Skyler: And then he's got just like this
- 13:52Skyler: mohawk that goes all the way
- 13:53Skyler: across.
- 13:53Skyler: He's wearing some, like, light armor pieces.
- 13:56Skyler: And his teeth, you swear, are pointed.
- 14:00Skyler: And he says, well, they call me the architect.
- 14:03Skyler: Perhaps you've heard of me.
- 14:06Skyler: You have certainly little source heard of this individual.
- 14:10Maki: Oh, yeah.
- 14:11Maki: Absolutely.
- 14:11Maki: I think about him every day.
- 14:12Skyler: Yes. Well, you actually you
- 14:14Skyler: actually might, because from
- 14:16Skyler: your experience within blank
- 14:17Skyler: space, you guys have heard of
- 14:19Skyler: the architect.
- 14:20Skyler: He is one of the four leading members of the Thieves Guild.
- 14:25Maki: Nice.
- 14:26Skyler: So what?
- 14:28Dino: So what's your shtick?
- 14:30Skyler: Ah, well, uh, I happen to be a bit of an associate of, uh,
- 14:36Skyler: Enchantress or as you know her as Dusk walker.
- 14:42Dino: But also you.
- 14:44Maki: Can get us past the trapped floor.
- 14:46Skyler: Well, unfortunately, I do not have one of these invitations.
- 14:50Skyler: Uh, I, I am capable of doing
- 14:54Skyler: some impressive tricks for
- 14:55Skyler: certain invitations.
- 14:57Skyler: The invitations you hold in your hands.
- 15:00Maki: Don't get us past that floor.
- 15:01Skyler: No. They will get you into the party and give you access
- 15:04Skyler: directly to, uh, Alexandria.
- 15:07Skyler: Out of curiosity.
- 15:09Maki: When's the party?
- 15:10Skyler: Uh. Oh, you know, it says on the
- 15:12Skyler: invitation that it's a week from
- 15:14Skyler: today.
- 15:14Skyler: Oh, technically, yes.
- 15:15Skyler: It's like this weekend.
- 15:16Skyler: This coming week.
- 15:17Maki: Oh, wow.
- 15:17Maki: The weekend.
- 15:18Maki: And it's a Tuesday.
- 15:19Maki: That's right.
- 15:20Maki: I mean, how many days have we been in?
- 15:22Maki: Or how long have we been together?
- 15:23Maki: You've been here for years.
- 15:24Maki: Yeah.
- 15:25Skyler: You've been here for a long time.
- 15:26Skyler: Don't ask me.
- 15:27Skyler: I have not done a good job of keeping track of that.
- 15:30Skyler: Hopefully someone is starting a wiki for us and they can.
- 15:35Skyler: They can fill in all those blanks.
- 15:36Skyler: But he says.
- 15:38Skyler: So I have to ask, uh, what, uh,
- 15:40Skyler: what do all of you want with
- 15:42Skyler: Alexandria out of personal
- 15:46Skyler: curiosity?
- 15:48Maki: Money.
- 15:49Skyler: Interesting. So it's simply money.
- 15:52Skyler: You just want money.
- 15:54Skyler: Perhaps you'd be interested in some added fundage if you were
- 15:58Skyler: to add a little bit to your.
- 16:01Dino: What do you want?
- 16:03Skyler: Well, you see, desk walker and again, as I mentioned before, is
- 16:10Skyler: a member, one of our leading members of the Thieves Guild
- 16:14Skyler: here in Ireland.
- 16:16Skyler: Unfortunately, her business ventures have caused a bit of a
- 16:20Skyler: disruption in what we do here at the Thieves Guild.
- 16:24Skyler: And, well, there are rules that we have in place in the Thieves
- 16:29Skyler: Guild that keep us from removing her as a member.
- 16:33Dino: Oh, you want us.
- 16:34Maki: To kill her?
- 16:35Skyler: HMM.
- 16:35Skyler: Perhaps that would be the best direction to go.
- 16:39Skyler: She has caused a bit of a
- 16:41Skyler: disturbance with her financial,
- 16:44Skyler: uh, ploy.
- 16:46Skyler: And, uh, these flat caps and
- 16:48Skyler: hats is, well, a band aid on
- 16:51Skyler: that situation, to say the
- 16:52Skyler: least.
- 16:53Skyler: She is deeply, deeply in debt.
- 16:55Skyler: And that is causing us at the Thieves Guild problems because
- 16:58Skyler: she is recruiting some of our newer members to work for her,
- 17:03Skyler: which is technically not against the rules, but we prefer that
- 17:08Skyler: not to be the case.
- 17:10Dino: So what's in it for us?
- 17:13Skyler: Well, we are quite wealthy within the Thieves Guild.
- 17:18Skyler: We would be more than happy to pay you to remove her.
- 17:24Maki: One one million gold.
- 17:27Dino: One million.
- 17:30Skyler: Oh, you guys are funny.
- 17:33Skyler: Where have you been all this time?
- 17:36Dino: Oh, Varun.
- 17:38Skyler: I don't know of this place.
- 17:40Skyler: Ah, sorry, but I would be willing to pay perhaps ten
- 17:46Skyler: thousand gold pieces.
- 17:48Dino: Twenty?
- 17:51Dino: That's not going to be twenty.
- 17:53Dino: I would give you a ten.
- 17:54Skyler: I will give you fifteen.
- 17:57Dino: I look at this and I do a thumb check.
- 18:00Dino: Des.
- 18:00Dino: Des.
- 18:01Dino: Thumbs up.
- 18:02Dino: Okay, twenty.
- 18:03Dino: That how you will like thumbs up.
- 18:05Dino: Like okay.
- 18:06Dino: Or go higher.
- 18:07Dino: Eighteen.
- 18:09Skyler: I will do seventeen.
- 18:12Dino: Five hundred right.
- 18:15Dino: Not sure how that computes.
- 18:17Dino: Des gives him a sideways thumb.
- 18:19Dino: Yeah.
- 18:22Skyler: Before I can check on this deal, I have to ask.
- 18:26Dino: What's the extent of what we're agreeing on?
- 18:28Dino: Maybe.
- 18:28Dino: Well, before I just agreed.
- 18:31Skyler: There is that, uh.
- 18:33Dino: For my I mean, I was already down the murder someone
- 18:35Dino: regardless of payment, but I'm from the assassin's guild.
- 18:40Skyler: You are from.
- 18:43Skyler: No, you are not.
- 18:44Dino: From the Assassin's Guild.
- 18:46Dino: I was just saying if there was one.
- 18:47Dino: So now I know.
- 18:48Dino: Unless you're.
- 18:49Skyler: From. Unless you recently joined and I have not heard of you,
- 18:53Skyler: then I suppose that is possible.
- 18:55Dino: I was just curious if there was one.
- 18:57Dino: So now you've confirmed it for me.
- 18:59Skyler: Oh yes.
- 19:00Dino: There, I said, we're new to the area.
- 19:02Skyler: There has been an interesting.
- 19:04Skyler: There has been an Assassin's guild for quite some time, but
- 19:06Skyler: that is beside the point I need to add too.
- 19:09Skyler: You say you're from this.
- 19:11Skyler: You're not from the Assassin's Guild.
- 19:12Dino: Just to clarify here.
- 19:14Skyler: Oh, interesting.
- 19:15Skyler: Okay, you've come in with the skills.
- 19:18Skyler: I need to know that you are
- 19:19Skyler: capable of pulling off these
- 19:20Skyler: jobs.
- 19:21Dino: I mean, he wrapped that whole crate from inside their place.
- 19:24Dino: I assumed as.
- 19:25Skyler: Much. I know that they were not giving out those CEO packages,
- 19:28Skyler: so that is quite impressive from a thieves perspective.
- 19:31The Architect: Certainly they weren't giving out the packages.
- 19:34Skyler: The CEO.
- 19:35The Architect: The CEO packages.
- 19:36Skyler: Because you had to earn you had to work your way up.
- 19:39The Architect: There's something that's not adding up to me.
- 19:42The Architect: How many do you think you had to earn to get a CEO package?
- 19:46Dino: Quite a lot.
- 19:46The Architect: How many?
- 19:47The Architect: How many did you have to sell?
- 19:48Dino: Probably had to sell all the hats you had.
- 19:50Skyler: Yeah. I mean, I can give you a rundown.
- 19:52Dino: So it's fifty and I probably doubled.
- 19:55The Architect: Is it possible?
- 19:56The Architect: Is it even possible to earn a CEO crate and get an invitation
- 20:02The Architect: to the party in the time frame of this business just starting.
- 20:06The Architect: And then a party is in, what, four days?
- 20:08The Architect: Five days?
- 20:09Dino: Yeah. Also, how many people are on this island?
- 20:12Skyler: Uh, it's a pretty populated island.
- 20:14Skyler: We're gonna be the only people
- 20:16Skyler: with that being said to answer
- 20:17Skyler: to ACS and to answer Jackson's
- 20:19Skyler: question.
- 20:20Skyler: Is it possible?
- 20:22Skyler: Very rare.
- 20:23Skyler: Like it would take a lot.
- 20:25Skyler: So we.
- 20:26Dino: Would.
- 20:26Skyler: Have to sell your butt off.
- 20:28Dino: At this party.
- 20:29Skyler: Yeah. And that's kind of the idea, right?
- 20:31Skyler: Like it's an exclusive party.
- 20:33Skyler: And that term is like to the max
- 20:37Skyler: like they were, they're
- 20:38Skyler: expecting like, I don't know,
- 20:40Skyler: maybe like a dozen people would
- 20:41Skyler: be there and that's with their
- 20:42Skyler: plus twos.
- 20:43The Architect: We'll have to really sell that Pembroke.
- 20:45Skyler: Yeah.
- 20:46Dino: It's a great establishment.
- 20:48Dino: You have a lot of money and you buy your own product.
- 20:51Skyler: So that was it's funny you mentioned that because as I was
- 20:54Skyler: sitting at work today thinking about how are you gonna ever get
- 20:56Skyler: a CEO package if they were to do it the normal way?
- 20:58Skyler: Because I was thinking the exact
- 20:59Skyler: way Jackson was of like, is that
- 21:00Skyler: even possible?
- 21:01Skyler: And I thought, you know, with how much money that they all
- 21:04Skyler: have, if they literally just started buying from each other
- 21:07Skyler: the same hats and then writing down that, oh, I sold this many.
- 21:11Skyler: And then they were able to build up to that.
- 21:12Skyler: The key thing would be getting people to sign off with you,
- 21:16Skyler: because it wasn't just a requirement of you have to sell
- 21:18Skyler: a bunch of hats.
- 21:19Skyler: It was also you had to get enough people in your.
- 21:22Skyler: Your success line, as they called it.
- 21:25Dino: Yeah, I can just make people up.
- 21:27Skyler: Well, they would have to buy, but you could just do that.
- 21:29Skyler: You could just disguise yourself
- 21:31Skyler: as different people and go and
- 21:32Skyler: be like.
- 21:32Speaker 12: Hi, I'm here on recommendation of Stevie Wonder job.
- 21:36Dino: It's Gaston.
- 21:37Speaker 12: Yes. Gaston.
- 21:38Skyler: Belly wiggle.
- 21:39Skyler: Uh, but anyways, uh, so individuals.
- 21:40Dino: I feel like we've established ourselves as reputable tricks.
- 21:44Skyler: You've established yourselves as
- 21:46Skyler: capable thieves, and kudos to
- 21:48Skyler: you.
- 21:48Skyler: You would probably make it to second level thief.
- 21:51Skyler: Maybe.
- 21:51Skyler: Perhaps, uh, very impressive for certain.
- 21:54Skyler: You would maybe need some more
- 21:55Skyler: time and experience to go
- 21:56Skyler: higher.
- 21:56Dino: But we're a little better than that.
- 21:59Skyler: Oh. Do tell.
- 22:00Dino: Well, I don't know.
- 22:01Skyler: What other experience do you have?
- 22:03Dino: I may or may not know who blew up the drug factory.
- 22:09Skyler: I did hear about that over in the Wakanda district.
- 22:12Dino: Were you tied to them?
- 22:14Skyler: No, not at all.
- 22:14Dino: Competition, maybe.
- 22:16Skyler: No, we don't deal in drugs.
- 22:18Dino: Oh, okay.
- 22:19Dino: So you don't care what happened to that place?
- 22:21Skyler: Was it in connection to Alexandria?
- 22:24Dino: Yeah.
- 22:26Skyler: Well, then.
- 22:27Skyler: Then screw that place.
- 22:29Dino: Oh, yeah, we blew it up.
- 22:30Skyler: Are you the ones that blew it up?
- 22:33Skyler: You know, just to clarify, I kind of figured the second you
- 22:35Skyler: mentioned it, that that was.
- 22:37Dino: Well, I'm a bit of an open book.
- 22:39Dino: That's all.
- 22:40Dino: I'm recognizing that for you.
- 22:43Skyler: Sure.
- 22:44Dino: I've hit my belly.
- 22:46Dino: The pillow comes out a little and I lift it back up.
- 22:50Skyler: He just kind of nods like, oh, yeah.
- 22:51Dino: So sure, it's a reputable anarchist, too.
- 22:55Dino: Oh.
- 22:56The Architect: Which pulls out a pitchfork and a torch.
- 22:59Dino: Where did you.
- 23:02Dino: He's just been waiting for a reason.
- 23:06Skyler: Uh, anarchists.
- 23:08Skyler: Are you involved with the Anarchist Guild?
- 23:12Skyler: Yeah, there is no anarchist guild.
- 23:14Skyler: I wasn't sure.
- 23:15Dino: You would figure out another one.
- 23:16Skyler: I wasn't sure if you were involved.
- 23:18Skyler: You would.
- 23:19Dino: Know.
- 23:19The Architect: About it if.
- 23:20The Architect: Unless you were a true annakw.
- 23:22Dino: That means we could.
- 23:23Dino: We could start one.
- 23:25Skyler: Oh, so you're not involved with the eliminators?
- 23:28Dino: What is that?
- 23:29Dino: Sounds fun.
- 23:31Skyler: The eliminators.
- 23:32Skyler: The spicy individuals who want to take down magical lore and
- 23:37Skyler: rules and such like that.
- 23:39Skyler: We sometimes call them just taters.
- 23:42Dino: Taters?
- 23:43Dino: No, now you're talking my language.
- 23:45Dino: Yes.
- 23:46Skyler: They're an interesting group, but it sounds like you are not
- 23:48Skyler: involved with them, so.
- 23:50Dino: Not yet.
- 23:51Skyler: HMM.
- 23:52Dino: If we were involved with them, could we still work for you?
- 23:56Dino: For ten thousand.
- 23:57Dino: Seventeen thousand five hundred?
- 23:59Skyler: Uh, I don't have problem.
- 24:00Dino: I feel like.
- 24:01Skyler: As long as you are not.
- 24:02Dino: I feel like taking out Alexandra
- 24:04Dino: desk walker would both work for
- 24:06Dino: you and the eliminate and the
- 24:09Dino: taters.
- 24:09Dino: Because it sounds like they like just catering.
- 24:12Skyler: I don't know much about the, uh, plans in the preparations and
- 24:17Skyler: whatnot of the limitations.
- 24:19Skyler: Again, they just want, as far as
- 24:20Skyler: we know, they are just a
- 24:21Skyler: terrorist group.
- 24:22Dino: So you just want us to kill her?
- 24:24Dino: Is there a way?
- 24:26Skyler: I don't I don't have a preference.
- 24:29Skyler: She's very dangerous.
- 24:30Skyler: That's why I'm asking.
- 24:31Skyler: No, I don't want.
- 24:32Skyler: This is a rare opportunity.
- 24:33Dino: Opportune moment.
- 24:35Skyler: Oh, I assumed during the party there's not going to be that
- 24:38Skyler: many people there.
- 24:39Dino: You want us to wait a week?
- 24:42Skyler: Hey, you are an interesting
- 24:44Skyler: group of, uh, questionable
- 24:45Skyler: individuals not using the time
- 24:47Skyler: to.
- 24:48Dino: Walk and start asking a random
- 24:50Dino: group of five people in the
- 24:52Dino: middle of the street to kill
- 24:53Dino: someone.
- 24:54Dino: You're gonna get weird situations.
- 24:57Skyler: I don't disagree, I don't disagree.
- 24:59Skyler: You have to understand.
- 24:59Skyler: My name is the architect for it.
- 25:01Skyler: They call me the architect for a reason because I am known for my
- 25:05Skyler: planning of heists.
- 25:07Skyler: Successful heists.
- 25:09Dino: Oh, you have a heist planned.
- 25:10Dino: Can we get in on it?
- 25:12Dino: We're all great at heists.
- 25:13Dino: Well, all of us.
- 25:15Dino: I actually just met him and I just met him.
- 25:18Dino: But those two are great at heists.
- 25:20Dino: We did one together.
- 25:22Dino: Or rather, they did one.
- 25:24Dino: I showed up after the party to reap the gold.
- 25:26Dino: There was this one heist I was on.
- 25:28Dino: It was like stealing candy from a kobold.
- 25:31Dino: I did a rescue mission heist.
- 25:33Dino: Is that the same thing?
- 25:35Dino: Maybe it was okay.
- 25:36Dino: Literally was.
- 25:37Dino: There was some kobolds in the
- 25:39Dino: cult, and I. I stole some stuff
- 25:41Dino: from them.
- 25:43Skyler: Well, that's quite impressive.
- 25:45Dino: I was there.
- 25:46Skyler: Very nice.
- 25:47Skyler: Uh. I'm surprised.
- 25:49Dino: And then we played shuffleboard.
- 25:50Skyler: I'm surprised with all of your heisting that you did not, uh,
- 25:53Skyler: come to join the Thieves Guild.
- 25:56Dez: Well.
- 25:57Dino: No, we we considered it.
- 26:00The Architect: Is he wearing a belt?
- 26:03The Architect: Is he wearing multiple belts?
- 26:05The Architect: Would my wand work on multiple belts?
- 26:07The Architect: Does he have eight belts on?
- 26:09The Architect: I'm sure he maybe does a bandolier, but you.
- 26:13Dino: Have.
- 26:13Speaker 12: To wrap it around.
- 26:14Skyler: The belt, though.
- 26:15Skyler: Like you have to, like, get the process started.
- 26:17The Architect: Only to gain more.
- 26:19Dino: Charges.
- 26:20The Architect: Right?
- 26:20The Architect: Otherwise. Oh. Oh, you're saying you can tighten.
- 26:23Skyler: Oh, okay.
- 26:24The Architect: I would I'm hoping that I can loosen his belt.
- 26:28The Architect: Okay.
- 26:29The Architect: Steal it without him looking.
- 26:30The Architect: Oh, you're trying to, like, impress him, right?
- 26:32The Architect: And then be like.
- 26:33Skyler: Yeah.
- 26:34The Architect: Yeah.
- 26:34Skyler: In fact, he's got a belt around his waist.
- 26:36Skyler: And then he's also got one of those where it's like a belt
- 26:38Skyler: that does like a cross.
- 26:39The Architect: A bandolier.
- 26:40Skyler: Bandolier.
- 26:40The Architect: Thank you.
- 26:41The Architect: Ah, okay.
- 26:42The Architect: There we go.
- 26:43The Architect: Uh, I'm going to discreetly point my belt wand at him.
- 26:47The Architect: Okay.
- 26:48The Architect: Uh, heads.
- 26:48The Architect: Titans.
- 26:49The Architect: Tails.
- 26:49The Architect: Loosens.
- 26:50The Architect: Which.
- 26:50The Architect: Which belt?
- 26:51Skyler: The bandolier.
- 26:52The Architect: The belt.
- 26:52The Architect: Belt bandolier.
- 26:53Dino: You have three quarters in front
- 26:55Dino: of you, and you're flipping the
- 26:56Dino: penny.
- 26:57Dino: You are a madman.
- 26:58Dino: Do you have to.
- 26:59Skyler: Do you roll first, or is it?
- 27:00Skyler: You know, you just.
- 27:01The Architect: Said it.
- 27:02Dino: Just flips the.
- 27:03The Architect: Coin. Oh, I'm a flip a coin.
- 27:04The Architect: Heads, heads loosens, tails tightens.
- 27:06The Architect: Okay.
- 27:07The Architect: Something like that.
- 27:07The Architect: Yeah, yeah.
- 27:09The Architect: I still.
- 27:10Dino: Can't believe.
- 27:10The Architect: This. I tightened it, it tightened it.
- 27:14The Architect: That's weird.
- 27:15The Architect: That's.
- 27:16Dino: You okay?
- 27:17Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 27:17Skyler: I'm fine.
- 27:18The Architect: Oh.
- 27:19Dino: Stretch it out.
- 27:20Dino: Yeah.
- 27:20Skyler: Stretch it.
- 27:21Skyler: Oh, it's quite tasty.
- 27:23Dino: Got planned.
- 27:24Skyler: Well, I don't really have a heist planned.
- 27:26Skyler: I just wanted to get rid of Alexandria.
- 27:29Skyler: Are you?
- 27:30Dino: Oh, we want to rob a bank.
- 27:32Dino: Okay.
- 27:33Dino: Can you make that happen?
- 27:36Skyler: I have.
- 27:37Dino: Our banks, our banks insured here.
- 27:41Dino: We've been wondering.
- 27:44The Architect: This is the perfect guy to ask.
- 27:46Skyler: Yes, banks are in fact, insured there.
- 27:49Dino: Okay, so what if we bought a bank?
- 27:51Speaker 13: We finally know.
- 27:54Dino: My bank get insurance, and then we steal from it.
- 27:58Dino: That sounds like the perfect taste.
- 28:00Dino: I bet you've done it.
- 28:01Dino: You're the architect, after all.
- 28:03Skyler: Yes. We have robbed banks.
- 28:04Skyler: We have robbed insured banks.
- 28:06Skyler: Look, you have to.
- 28:08Skyler: You have to understand that
- 28:09Skyler: we've hit a point in the Thieves
- 28:11Skyler: Guild where taking money and
- 28:13Skyler: having money.
- 28:14Skyler: It's just.
- 28:14Skyler: It's not interesting.
- 28:16Dino: You see, we need money.
- 28:17The Architect: We should probably rob the Thieves Guild, it sounds like.
- 28:20Dino: Yeah, that's actually.
- 28:21Dino: It sounds like we've got too
- 28:22Dino: much money to know what to do
- 28:24Dino: with.
- 28:24Dino: Okay, well, we can fix it.
- 28:26Skyler: It's more about.
- 28:27Skyler: It's more about proving our capabilities and improving
- 28:30Skyler: ourselves in the process.
- 28:32Dino: We want.
- 28:33Skyler: Money. Places that are highly.
- 28:35Skyler: Well, hey.
- 28:36Dino: We need money.
- 28:37Skyler: Okay.
- 28:37Dino: To. Oh, how do I explain this so he can understand?
- 28:41Dino: We need a big boat to go back
- 28:43Dino: home, and it costs a million
- 28:46Dino: gold to.
- 28:46Skyler: Get this very.
- 28:47Skyler: Wow, that is a lot of money.
- 28:50Dino: Well, it's a big travel.
- 28:52Dino: I mean, how far away is the closest island from here?
- 28:57The Architect: Um.
- 28:57Skyler: He pauses for a moment.
- 28:58Skyler: He thinks he goes.
- 29:00Skyler: I don't think I've ever heard of another island around here.
- 29:05Dino: Well, there is one, if there is one.
- 29:07Dino: And it probably needs a million gold to get to a lot of gas.
- 29:12Skyler: Lots of hypotheticals here, it seems like.
- 29:15The Architect: Um, des writes on his board a
- 29:18The Architect: question he wants to ask the
- 29:20The Architect: guy.
- 29:21The Architect: He writes it down, he goes, it
- 29:22The Architect: says, um, do you know any quote
- 29:26The Architect: unquote.
- 29:27The Architect: Outworlders.
- 29:29Skyler: Outworlders.
- 29:30The Architect: The idea is like us.
- 29:32The Architect: Yeah. Right.
- 29:33Dino: Outworlders.
- 29:34Skyler: I am not familiar with this term.
- 29:37Dino: We're not from here, are you?
- 29:39Dino: Well, he might know we're not from here.
- 29:41Skyler: Okay.
- 29:42Dino: Have you met anyone else who's not from Numis?
- 29:46Skyler: He pauses for a moment.
- 29:48Skyler: Uh, no, I have not.
- 29:51Skyler: HMM.
- 29:52Dino: Well, we're not from Numis.
- 29:53Skyler: Oh, okay.
- 29:56Dino: To be fair, would you ever assume that if you've been on an
- 30:00Dino: island and there's no such thing as an outside world, you
- 30:02Dino: wouldn't assume someone's from an outside world.
- 30:05The Architect: Except we've been acting weird towards him this whole time.
- 30:09Dino: He could just be on drugs.
- 30:10The Architect: Maybe these guys aren't from here.
- 30:12Dino: Look, we just came from a place that dabbles in euphoria.
- 30:15Dino: We could just be.
- 30:17Skyler: I've never. If. Here's what I can say.
- 30:20Skyler: If you would like to get inside of this building.
- 30:23Skyler: I do know that Alexandria Duskhawker has lives in the
- 30:29Skyler: penthouse at the top floor.
- 30:30Dino: Oh, how do I get there?
- 30:31Skyler: Well, that's where we get to the tricky part.
- 30:34Dino: Yeah, because of the the the traps.
- 30:36Skyler: I happen, I don't.
- 30:39Skyler: Okay.
- 30:40Dino: There's a trap floor.
- 30:41Skyler: That makes sense.
- 30:42Skyler: Actually, that makes a lot of sense.
- 30:43Skyler: Uh, here's what I can say.
- 30:45Skyler: I don't I can get you inside a different to the main hall where
- 30:51Skyler: you just were.
- 30:52Dino: I, I can to use that door.
- 30:55Skyler: No, no, no, no. After hours.
- 30:59Dino: Okay, I can do.
- 30:59Dino: I just picked the lock and we go in.
- 31:01Skyler: It's not that easy.
- 31:03Skyler: This whole building becomes
- 31:05Skyler: highly, magically enchanted by
- 31:07Skyler: Alexandria.
- 31:08Dino: Fantasy.
- 31:09Skyler: After hours.
- 31:10Dino: Okay, but we still would walk into that trap, right?
- 31:13Skyler: I mean, how you get up to the top floor?
- 31:16Skyler: I don't know, but I could get you into these front doors.
- 31:18Dino: Okay, but we can get in now, and we're still at the same problem.
- 31:22Skyler: Okay.
- 31:24Dino: Can we circle back to robbing banks?
- 31:26Dino: Because I feel like that's where we all are looking to do.
- 31:30Skyler: Consider me a very singularly focused man.
- 31:33Skyler: I, Alexander Week does not.
- 31:36Skyler: If you want to break in tonight and kill her, then.
- 31:39Dino: I mean, if we're in no rush to kill her.
- 31:41Skyler: I mean, I would prefer the sooner the better.
- 31:44Dino: If it's done tonight.
- 31:45Dino: We won tonight that we're gonna have to raise the price.
- 31:48Dino: I will give you a thousand.
- 31:49Skyler: Twenty thousand if you do it tonight.
- 31:51Dino: Well, that's only like, what, two hundred more?
- 31:54Skyler: That's two thousand five hundred.
- 31:55Skyler: Good God.
- 31:57Dino: Why am I the one that deals with the dealing?
- 32:00Dino: I'm the worst at math.
- 32:02Skyler: That's what I can offer.
- 32:04Dino: Is that a good deal?
- 32:05Dino: Guys?
- 32:07Dino: Wake up.
- 32:08Dino: He wants us negotiating the price.
- 32:10Dino: He wants a he wants a great radio.
- 32:12Dino: He wants a rush job.
- 32:14Dino: What if he.
- 32:15Dino: Thirty thousand.
- 32:16Dino: We kill her right now.
- 32:18Dino: Well, I.
- 32:19Skyler: Don't.
- 32:20Dino: Need that.
- 32:21Skyler: Much publicity on this situation.
- 32:23Skyler: She would have guards and everything running up there.
- 32:25Skyler: They would see everything.
- 32:27Skyler: Everybody would know.
- 32:28Skyler: And that's assuming she's even up there right now.
- 32:31Dino: How tall is the building?
- 32:33Dino: Uh, you would assume.
- 32:35Skyler: That it.
- 32:35Dino: Is, I believe ten.
- 32:38Skyler: Stories, not ten.
- 32:39Dino: Stories. I think I actually originally wrote one hundred
- 32:42Dino: floors, and I went, what in the world were you thinking, Skyler?
- 32:45Dino: The tallest building.
- 32:47Dino: It's a ridiculously.
- 32:48Dino: Yeah, exactly.
- 32:49Dino: The rest of the room will be one floor at a time.
- 32:54Dino: Two, three.
- 32:56Dino: Sounds like a dungeon.
- 32:58Dino: Oh, a vertical dungeon.
- 33:00Dino: You did it.
- 33:02Dino: It is.
- 33:03Dino: So it'd be a. With the main floor added, it'd be a total of
- 33:06Dino: five storeys high.
- 33:07Dino: Oh, that's not so bad, I could actually throw you up there.
- 33:10Dino: Five.
- 33:11Dino: And then it has a smaller sort of story, which you assume is
- 33:13Dino: probably the penthouse.
- 33:15Dino: Maybe we could do that.
- 33:17Dino: How scale it, you know?
- 33:19Dino: Yeah.
- 33:20Skyler: I would not recommend that.
- 33:21Skyler: As the architect, I.
- 33:23Dino: As the architect.
- 33:24Dino: What is your plan to get us in tonight?
- 33:26Skyler: The best.
- 33:27Dino: The least.
- 33:28Skyler: If you try to scale it up this wall, you will be killed.
- 33:33Dino: Okay, now go on to the better idea.
- 33:35Skyler: Okay?
- 33:35Skyler: The better idea is going through the inside.
- 33:37Skyler: I know, as you have mentioned, it is trapped.
- 33:40Skyler: I can assume as much.
- 33:41Skyler: Alexandria is a very.
- 33:43Skyler: There's a reason we call her the Enchantress.
- 33:46Skyler: She's very, very magically inclined.
- 33:50Skyler: With that being said, it's a lot
- 33:52Skyler: safer than trying to scale the
- 33:53Skyler: walls.
- 33:54Dino: Okay, but how do we get past the traps?
- 33:56Skyler: Well, I again, you guys have obviously allegedly claimed you
- 34:01Skyler: are very capable at doing these kind of things.
- 34:03Skyler: I'm going to trust that you have the capability to do these
- 34:05Skyler: things, figure out problems.
- 34:09Skyler: Problem solving, as any good thief does.
- 34:12Skyler: Uh, in the moment.
- 34:15Skyler: Figuring things out.
- 34:16Skyler: Yes.
- 34:18Skyler: That's why you're being paid forty thousand gold.
- 34:21Skyler: I can.
- 34:21Dino: Do twenty five thirty.
- 34:24Dino: Tonight.
- 34:24Skyler: I will not do thirty for tonight.
- 34:26Dino: Then no deal.
- 34:28Dino: Are you sure?
- 34:30Dino: I'll do it tonight.
- 34:33Skyler: I couldn't take my business elsewhere.
- 34:35Dino: Like banks.
- 34:38Dino: Which banks specifically?
- 34:41Skyler: I can take my, uh, dealing with my desk.
- 34:45Dino: On any of the local banks.
- 34:46Dino: Right?
- 34:47Skyler: No. Uh, no.
- 34:49Dino: Oh, okay.
- 34:49Dino: Because I didn't want to rob your bank on accident.
- 34:52Dino: We're robbing a bank.
- 34:53Dino: Okay, so good luck.
- 34:56Dino: Oh, but first we gotta buy it,
- 34:58Dino: then get insurance, and then we
- 35:00Dino: rob it.
- 35:01Skyler: I'm sure the thirty thousand I'm offering to pay you would be a
- 35:04Skyler: very, uh, opportune amount.
- 35:07Dino: Oh, yeah.
- 35:07Dino: We could use that money to buy.
- 35:09Dino: To buy.
- 35:09Dino: Wait, you said thirty thousand.
- 35:11Dino: Ah!
- 35:11Dino: Deal.
- 35:12Skyler: Oh, shoot.
- 35:13Dino: Yeah. Lock it in.
- 35:16Dino: Fair enough, fair enough.
- 35:17Dino: You got me there.
- 35:18Dino: Dez grabs his hand and shakes it.
- 35:20Dino: I join in.
- 35:21Dino: He says.
- 35:22Skyler: Well, you are obviously very charismatic.
- 35:25Skyler: Fair enough.
- 35:25Skyler: You got you have got me there.
- 35:27Dino: We got a monologue.
- 35:29Skyler: Do we got him.
- 35:30Skyler: You got it.
- 35:30Skyler: That is very impressive.
- 35:32Skyler: You know, too often we see thieves like, uh, the slicer,
- 35:36Skyler: who just focus entirely on muscle and fighting and killing,
- 35:40Skyler: and they forget that there is a mind game to it.
- 35:43Skyler: Uh, his name was the.
- 35:45Skyler: Well, his title within the Thieves Guild was the slicer.
- 35:48Skyler: He is.
- 35:48Skyler: He is dead.
- 35:49Skyler: He is.
- 35:49Dino: Gone. He did.
- 35:50Dino: He cut hams and meats and stuff for like, delis?
- 35:55Skyler: No, I think he robbed people in alleys typically, but he was.
- 35:59Speaker 14: Did he like horses?
- 36:01Skyler: Yeah, he was a lower ranking member of the Thieves Guild, so
- 36:05Skyler: you may not.
- 36:05Dino: Why did you pick him in particular?
- 36:07Dino: To just ridicule, right?
- 36:08Dino: Because he's special.
- 36:09Dino: He was just thinking about it.
- 36:11Dino: He's like, oh, that guy.
- 36:12Dino: Why is he recently on your mind?
- 36:13Skyler: Because he was a specialized in thuggery.
- 36:16Dino: Thuggery.
- 36:17Dino: But where thievery is.
- 36:19Skyler: Well, thuggery is a form of thievery.
- 36:22Dino: And were thievery is of the form of thieving.
- 36:24Dino: You see.
- 36:26Skyler: With any thief, there are lots
- 36:27Skyler: of different things that you can
- 36:29Skyler: do in order to steal from
- 36:31Skyler: people.
- 36:31Skyler: Right?
- 36:32Skyler: Uh, for me, I specialize in
- 36:34Skyler: counterfeiting, embezzlement,
- 36:36Skyler: masterminding, and things along
- 36:37Skyler: those lines.
- 36:39Skyler: Uh, you have, uh, Valeria Silva's song.
- 36:42Skyler: I'm a good friend.
- 36:43Skyler: She specifically, uh, goes for
- 36:45Skyler: art theft, violence,
- 36:46Skyler: racketeering.
- 36:47Skyler: She does blackmail.
- 36:48Skyler: She's kind of an all in one, honestly.
- 36:50Skyler: You have, uh.
- 36:52Skyler: Well, of course you have the enchantress herself.
- 36:55Skyler: She is big on identity theft, uh, extortion, swindling things
- 37:01Skyler: along those lines.
- 37:03Skyler: the magistrate impersonation, scamming, scheming.
- 37:07Dino: Running for president.
- 37:09Dino: Who is Alexandria?
- 37:12Skyler: She is not running for president.
- 37:13Dino: Oh. Oh, that's right.
- 37:15Dino: Machias.
- 37:16Skyler: Oh, your friend here is running for president?
- 37:19Dino: Yep.
- 37:20Skyler: Are you still interested in doing this job?
- 37:23Skyler: Because, uh, it might shine a
- 37:25Skyler: poor light if you get caught on
- 37:26Skyler: your, uh, your presidential
- 37:28Skyler: candidacy.
- 37:29Dino: The risk he's willing to take.
- 37:31Skyler: Sorry.
- 37:31Dino: Just to clarify, it is kingship for those listening.
- 37:34Dino: We've talked about this.
- 37:35Skyler: A couple of times.
- 37:36Dino: President. It's kingship.
- 37:38Dino: President.
- 37:38Dino: It will suffice for now.
- 37:40Dino: So you want to be king?
- 37:42Dino: Monkey, I.
- 37:43Skyler: Suppose I will meet you all here tonight.
- 37:45Skyler: Yes.
- 37:46Dino: Okay. It's a deal.
- 37:48Dino: I guess that's a question.
- 37:50Dino: Uh, yes.
- 37:51Dino: What are we?
- 37:52Dino: Short rest.
- 37:53Dino: Oh, yeah.
- 37:53Dino: You're dead.
- 37:54Dino: If you want to do a long rest.
- 37:55Dino: You could do it.
- 37:56Dino: You would have time.
- 37:56Dino: It would put you right at.
- 37:57Dino: We have a lot of time.
- 37:58Dino: Yeah, we might want to do that.
- 38:00Dino: All right, so you guys head back over to Lil Sasha's place.
- 38:04Dino: You guys take a rest through the day to organize.
- 38:07Dino: I'm bleeding through my bed sheets, guys.
- 38:10Dino: Yes!
- 38:10Dino: Tape yourself up.
- 38:12Dino: I get back to your primary amount of health and such.
- 38:16Dino: Um, that night, as it gets dark, you guys head over.
- 38:20Dino: We visit the Level Up arcade.
- 38:37Dino: Sure, if you'd like to.
- 38:39Dino: Oh, is that where we're going?
- 38:40Dino: I don't know, I just have some tickets.
- 38:41Dino: That would probably be beneficial.
- 38:43Speaker 15: There are some things I could buy in the.
- 38:46Dino: Level up arcade.
- 38:48Speaker 15: I think through scenarios.
- 38:51Speaker 15: We need flying.
- 38:52Speaker 15: Okay.
- 38:53Speaker 15: Need flying.
- 38:55Dino: I saw a shiny ring.
- 38:57Dino: It was very reminiscent of One
- 39:01Dino: ring that has been known to rule
- 39:03Dino: them all.
- 39:03Dino: One ring that has been known to bind them.
- 39:06Dino: What are you talking about?
- 39:08Speaker 15: Does this ring let you fly?
- 39:09Dino: No. It makes you invisible.
- 39:12Dino: That helps.
- 39:12Dino: Oh!
- 39:13Dino: My help!
- 39:14Dino: Okay.
- 39:14Dino: Oh, yeah.
- 39:15Dino: Fly!
- 39:15Dino: You fools!
- 39:16Dino: Yeah, something like that.
- 39:17Speaker 15: Let's jump, you.
- 39:17Dino: Guys to the level of arcade.
- 39:19Skyler: Then.
- 39:19Dino: Uh, if you guys have some tickets.
- 39:21Skyler: You want to.
- 39:21Dino: Spend.
- 39:21Speaker 15: I've got gold I want to spend.
- 39:23Dino: Okay. Sounds good.
- 39:24Dino: Uh, with that being said, who has the rock?
- 39:28Speaker 15: Ah, it's right here.
- 39:29Dino: All right, Maki has it.
- 39:30Dino: You pull out the rock, you give the rock a rub, and you hear the
- 39:34Dino: familiar voice of Jojo.
- 39:35Dino: Oh.
- 39:35Dez: Who's that?
- 39:37Dino: Yeah, I'm just kidding.
- 39:38Dino: It's you guys.
- 39:39Dino: You're the only ones that have contact with me.
- 39:41Dino: Silly.
- 39:41Dez: Not the other one, too.
- 39:43Dino: Nope, not the other two.
- 39:44Dino: You just put them here and abandoned them.
- 39:47Dino: Oh, I didn't really want to talk to them.
- 39:50Dino: Oh.
- 39:51Dez: What are their names?
- 39:53Skyler: Uh, I don't really want to say.
- 39:55Skyler: They're old.
- 39:56Skyler: They've been here a long time.
- 39:58Speaker 14: But old.
- 39:58Skyler: Yeah, they've been here a long time, haven't even.
- 40:02Skyler: I don't, I haven't seen them in forever.
- 40:04Speaker 14: Are you sure they're alive?
- 40:05Skyler: Nah, they might not be.
- 40:07Skyler: I'm hoping they're not.
- 40:10Speaker 15: What were their goals?
- 40:12Skyler: Uh, well, one of them had the same goal as you guys.
- 40:17Dez: Oh, no.
- 40:19Skyler: And the other one?
- 40:21Skyler: We had made a separate deal.
- 40:23Speaker 14: What was that one?
- 40:24Skyler: Well.
- 40:25Speaker 15: Well, we didn't make a deal.
- 40:27Speaker 15: Oh, no, I didn't.
- 40:27Skyler: I made a deal with this one.
- 40:29Skyler: He was the first.
- 40:30Speaker 15: Oh, okay.
- 40:31Speaker 15: What was the deal?
- 40:33Skyler: Well, uh, to see which of us could make the cooler world.
- 40:37Skyler: What did he make?
- 40:39Dez: Yeah.
- 40:39Skyler: It was a catastrophe.
- 40:42Skyler: Oh, it was such a mess.
- 40:44Skyler: And, uh, if I'm being honest
- 40:45Skyler: with you, it's because I met a
- 40:47Skyler: little bit.
- 40:49Speaker 15: In his world.
- 40:50Skyler: Yes. Oh, yes.
- 40:52Skyler: A time limit of one hundred years.
- 40:54Skyler: And he created this crazy, chaotic mess of a world in his
- 40:59Skyler: pocket dimension and I created.
- 41:02Skyler: Well, I'll inhumas.
- 41:04Speaker 15: Oh.
- 41:05Skyler: And because he lost the bet, the
- 41:07Skyler: punishment was being trapped in
- 41:09Skyler: the other person's world
- 41:10Skyler: forever.
- 41:12Speaker 15: Oh, so he's probably still alive.
- 41:13Speaker 15: Oh, no. Wait.
- 41:15Speaker 15: How was he a god?
- 41:17Skyler: No.
- 41:18Speaker 15: So how was he making a world in a pocket dimension?
- 41:22Skyler: Well, he had some special powers
- 41:26Skyler: that would allow him to do stuff
- 41:27Skyler: like that.
- 41:28Skyler: But enough about him.
- 41:29Skyler: What are you guys up to?
- 41:31Speaker 15: We wanted to go to the arcade.
- 41:32Speaker 15: Oh, yes.
- 41:33Skyler: Of course, the arcade.
- 41:34Skyler: Come on in.
- 41:34Speaker 12: Portal opens up.
- 41:36Speaker 12: Sucks you guys all inside and
- 41:38Speaker 12: pops you back out in the level
- 41:39Speaker 12: Up arcade.
- 41:40Skyler: Yes. Of course.
- 41:41Skyler: Welcome to the arcade.
- 41:41Skyler: What can I do for you, lads?
- 41:44Skyler: Well, um.
- 41:45Speaker 15: Looking to get kids?
- 41:48Skyler: Sure. We've got plenty of games to play.
- 41:52Skyler: Yeah, but what?
- 41:53Skyler: Just.
- 41:55Skyler: Ah.
- 41:55Skyler: right.
- 41:55Skyler: What are your highest ticket yielding games?
- 41:58Skyler: Well, it's they all can deal the same amount of tickets.
- 42:01Skyler: It's just how skillfully you play the game.
- 42:05Skyler: I want to play a game.
- 42:06Skyler: But two.
- 42:07Skyler: I'm buying two.
- 42:08Skyler: Okay.
- 42:08Skyler: Large gold, two large.
- 42:10Skyler: And you place your coins in and you get two large coins.
- 42:14Skyler: Which game are you here to play?
- 42:16Skyler: Did you make an artificer game?
- 42:17Skyler: I didn't make an artificer game, technically.
- 42:23Skyler: Okay, I can mentally go with it here.
- 42:26Skyler: I think I can play.
- 42:28Speaker 16: Do you want me to play the Wheel of Mystery, or are you going to
- 42:30Speaker 16: make a game up right now?
- 42:31Skyler: I'll make a game up right now.
- 42:33Skyler: Uh, is there anything that you guys have seen that is not
- 42:35Skyler: listed in the games?
- 42:38Speaker 16: It's like a arcade game.
- 42:39Skyler: Yeah, yeah.
- 42:40Speaker 16: It's like artificer.
- 42:42Skyler: It doesn't have to be super Minecraft.
- 42:45Skyler: Well, okay, let's not let's not do an IP artificer craft.
- 42:49Skyler: No, no, no, it's, uh, it's, uh, it's cube world.
- 42:52Skyler: Yes.
- 42:53Skyler: It's a game called Cube World Battle Buddies.
- 42:57Speaker 16: Wait a minute.
- 42:58Speaker 16: That that's what's in the end of the Minecraft.
- 43:01Skyler: So yes, you get there is a game called Cube World.
- 43:05Skyler: And he says, I just got this one in because I saw your interest
- 43:09Skyler: in things of the artificial, artificial, artificial nature.
- 43:14Skyler: I think that's how you say it anyways.
- 43:18Speaker 16: Okay, what do I roll?
- 43:19Skyler: Uh, yes, you are going to roll.
- 43:22Skyler: Either Arcana or mystery.
- 43:29Speaker 16: Connor. History?
- 43:30Speaker 16: Yes. Ooh. I might not want to play this, but I just want to
- 43:35Speaker 16: play the other machine that lets me roll with it.
- 43:38Skyler: Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna enact
- 43:39Skyler: because I put, uh, an artificer
- 43:41Skyler: game in.
- 43:42Skyler: I gotta enact my new rule.
- 43:44Speaker 16: Oh, wait, can I bardic inspire my rolls?
- 43:47Skyler: Uh, you can try.
- 43:50Skyler: That sounds terrifying.
- 43:51Skyler: It's a no. I'm gonna roll, Arcana.
- 43:54Skyler: Okay.
- 43:56Skyler: You speak positive words, and as you do, they land on your ears
- 44:01Skyler: with no effect.
- 44:03Skyler: So, did I use it or not?
- 44:04Skyler: I'll give it to you that you did not use it, okay?
- 44:07Skyler: Because it fizzled out and failed.
- 44:09Skyler: Okay, it fizzled fingered.
- 44:11Skyler: So I can't use spells in here, correct?
- 44:15Skyler: That makes sense.
- 44:16Skyler: What if I groveled and cowered and begged?
- 44:18Skyler: Oh, yeah?
- 44:19Skyler: What if he gave me the help?
- 44:20Skyler: Action.
- 44:22Skyler: All right, you can go.
- 44:24Skyler: I think I already used that because I had long rest.
- 44:27Skyler: Okay.
- 44:29Skyler: Also, can't we use the help action for each other in here?
- 44:33Skyler: No. Fair enough.
- 44:34Skyler: It's a one person game.
- 44:35Skyler: I mean, there's really only like.
- 44:36Skyler: Yeah, but you can cheer me on.
- 44:37Skyler: Is he.
- 44:38Skyler: He can cheer you on.
- 44:39Skyler: Sure.
- 44:39Skyler: Cool.
- 44:39Skyler: But he chooses not to.
- 44:42Skyler: Oh, well.
- 44:43Speaker 17: Ain't that a kick in the pants?
- 44:44Skyler: Are you rolling?
- 44:45Skyler: What are you rolling?
- 44:45Speaker 17: I rolled a seventeen for Arcana.
- 44:47Skyler: Okay, so.
- 44:48Skyler: And you're doing the artificer game?
- 44:49Skyler: Yeah.
- 44:50Skyler: Well, yeah, that was my only choice.
- 44:52Skyler: Um, you get seventeen.
- 44:56Skyler: Ah!
- 44:57Skyler: Dang it.
- 44:58Speaker 17: Yeah. You were hoping I'd real good, weren't you?
- 45:00Speaker 17: Hey, just give me a level and just be done with this for now.
- 45:03Speaker 17: Now we're.
- 45:03Speaker 17: Now we're stuck.
- 45:04Skyler: Wait, what?
- 45:05Speaker 17: Did you want, a level?
- 45:07Speaker 17: Oh, but you have to get twenty or higher to get levels.
- 45:09Speaker 17: But we're in stats.
- 45:11Speaker 17: I'm not good.
- 45:11Skyler: At what level of artifice are you currently?
- 45:14Skyler: One, one.
- 45:15Skyler: Okay, so the only thing that you
- 45:16Skyler: can technically do from an art
- 45:18Skyler: standpoint is the magical
- 45:19Skyler: tinkering, basically.
- 45:21Speaker 17: Yeah.
- 45:21Skyler: You get plus one to an ability score.
- 45:26Skyler: Okay, there you go.
- 45:28Skyler: Uh oh.
- 45:29Skyler: And then with a seventeen random, uh.
- 45:32Speaker 17: Wait, what what was that on my seventeen?
- 45:35Skyler: No, that is what your seventeen?
- 45:36Skyler: Oh, you know, you get to choose.
- 45:38Skyler: You get to choose.
- 45:39Skyler: But with your seventeen, you get seven hundred tickets.
- 45:41Skyler: What are you choosing?
- 45:43Speaker 17: Intelligence.
- 45:44Speaker 17: Okay, put me at plus three.
- 45:46Speaker 17: I'm.
- 45:47Speaker 17: I'm a smart boy.
- 45:48Speaker 17: There you go.
- 45:49Skyler: Are you going to use your other token?
- 45:50Speaker 17: Yeah, I rolled for it already.
- 45:52Speaker 17: I got twenty, not natural.
- 45:53Skyler: That will get you your level in artificer.
- 45:56Skyler: And then it gives you another thousand tickets.
- 45:58Skyler: All right, so you got your two.
- 45:59Skyler: Is anybody else doing anything here?
- 46:02Skyler: I would like to buy for large tokens.
- 46:04Skyler: Whoa.
- 46:05Skyler: For large tokens.
- 46:07Skyler: All right.
- 46:08Skyler: Sounds good.
- 46:10Skyler: You got four large tokens.
- 46:12Skyler: I'm gonna go to the barbarian hammer slammer.
- 46:15Skyler: Nice.
- 46:16Skyler: For my first one.
- 46:18Skyler: Okay.
- 46:18Skyler: Hammer.
- 46:19Skyler: Slammer, that is.
- 46:21Skyler: Uh, yes, it is athletics or seventeen seventeen.
- 46:29Skyler: All right, so, um, this is with.
- 46:31Skyler: How do you have barbarian levels currently?
- 46:33Skyler: I do okay.
- 46:34Skyler: Do you gain an additional rage?
- 46:37Skyler: Okay.
- 46:37Skyler: And that's like consistent.
- 46:39Skyler: So you take a rest.
- 46:40Skyler: You'll still have you'll get that additional rage bag.
- 46:43Skyler: You can do it multiple times.
- 46:44Skyler: I don't know how many times you
- 46:45Skyler: start with is it like two or
- 46:46Skyler: three?
- 46:47Skyler: I start with two.
- 46:48Skyler: Okay.
- 46:49Speaker 18: I'm gonna.
- 46:51Speaker 18: I'm gonna just do it again.
- 46:52Skyler: Okay. Go for it.
- 46:56Speaker 18: Ah!
- 46:57Speaker 18: Dang it!
- 46:57Speaker 18: I got a six, a six.
- 46:59Skyler: Oh. Uh, what was the previous role?
- 47:02Speaker 18: Seventeen.
- 47:03Skyler: Okay, you got seven hundred tickets for that, just FYI.
- 47:06Skyler: Uh, with the six, you're gonna get a feat.
- 47:10Speaker 18: Yay!
- 47:11Speaker 18: Feat.
- 47:11Skyler: Jackson likes his feat I.
- 47:13Speaker 18: I.
- 47:14Skyler: Love feat.
- 47:14Skyler: You get the Crusher feat.
- 47:17Speaker 18: Crusher feat.
- 47:19Speaker 18: Crusher feat.
- 47:20Speaker 18: I hardly know.
- 47:21Speaker 17: Her.
- 47:22Skyler: Crusher feet.
- 47:23Skyler: All right, let's look at the Crusher feat.
- 47:25Skyler: Uh, you increase or your
- 47:27Skyler: increase or decrease your
- 47:29Skyler: choice.
- 47:29Skyler: You increase your strength or
- 47:30Skyler: constitution by one by a maximum
- 47:32Skyler: of twenty.
- 47:33Skyler: Once per turn, when you hit a creature with an attack that
- 47:35Skyler: deals bludgeoning damage, you can move it five feet to an
- 47:37Skyler: unoccupied space, provided the target is no more than one size
- 47:41Skyler: larger than you.
- 47:42Skyler: And when you score a critical hit that deals.
- 47:43Skyler: Bludgeoning damage to a creature
- 47:45Skyler: attack rolls against that
- 47:46Skyler: creature are made with advantage
- 47:48Skyler: until the start of your next
- 47:49Skyler: turn.
- 47:50Skyler: So if you attack first, that could be really beneficial for
- 47:53Skyler: the rest of the gang.
- 47:54Skyler: So.
- 47:55Speaker 18: And how many tickets did that come with?
- 47:57Skyler: Yeah. So that was one hundred and fifty tickets.
- 47:59Speaker 18: Okay, I'm gonna do it again.
- 48:01Skyler: Do it again.
- 48:01Skyler: Go for it.
- 48:02Speaker 18: I'm gonna do it at least two more times.
- 48:07Speaker 18: Oh, man.
- 48:08Speaker 18: That's a nineteen.
- 48:09Skyler: Nineteen is a plus one to proficiency bonus.
- 48:14Speaker 18: Okay, I'll take that.
- 48:15Skyler: That does apply to all skills, which is pretty good.
- 48:18Speaker 18: I mean, last time.
- 48:19Skyler: Oh, and with a nineteen, that gets you nine hundred tickets.
- 48:29Speaker 18: Uh, that's an eleven eleven.
- 48:32Skyler: Uh, you get plus one to one of your ability scores.
- 48:36Skyler: Your choice plus.
- 48:37Speaker 18: one to any ability score.
- 48:40Speaker 18: I'm going to do this.
- 48:42Speaker 18: Gonna sound strange, but I'm going to do my dexterity because
- 48:45Speaker 18: that'll bring me to twenty.
- 48:47Speaker 18: Nice.
- 48:47Skyler: That's always nice to get that big max out.
- 48:50Speaker 18: And that gives me a higher initiative.
- 48:52Skyler: Yes. Which increases your likeliness to go first, which is
- 48:55Skyler: going to help with, uh, yeah.
- 48:57Speaker 18: Okay.
- 48:57Skyler: Sweet.
- 48:58Skyler: Now you just need a weapon that
- 48:59Skyler: ensures that you do, uh,
- 49:00Skyler: bludgeoning damage.
- 49:01Speaker 18: And how many how many seconds do I get from eleven?
- 49:04Skyler: With an eleven, you get four hundred tickets.
- 49:07Speaker 18: Oh, sweet.
- 49:08Speaker 18: Five thousand.
- 49:09Skyler: Is anyone else playing any games?
- 49:12Speaker 17: Can I play it one more time?
- 49:13Skyler: Do you have another five?
- 49:14Skyler: Yeah. Oh, man.
- 49:15Skyler: Why didn't you do it before?
- 49:16Skyler: Yeah, you can do it.
- 49:20Speaker 19: Dang it.
- 49:21Speaker 17: My greed got the best of me.
- 49:24Speaker 17: It was a fourteen a fourteen.
- 49:26Speaker 17: Oh fifteen.
- 49:26Speaker 17: Sorry.
- 49:27Skyler: Plus one to one of your ability scores.
- 49:30Skyler: And with a fifteen, you get six hundred tickets.
- 49:33Skyler: It'll be awkward if you guys have just like twenty on all
- 49:35Skyler: your ability scores.
- 49:36Skyler: But you're still only like level seven.
- 49:38Speaker 18: That's what I'm saying.
- 49:39Speaker 18: I'm only.
- 49:40Skyler: I know you, especially you and, uh, Quinn.
- 49:43Speaker 18: I have three levels in one and one level in another, but my my
- 49:47Speaker 18: ability scores are nuts, right?
- 49:50Skyler: Eighteen twenty fifteen which is funny because that applies to
- 49:53Skyler: the skills that you need to, to get their roles right.
- 49:56Skyler: Anybody else playing any games.
- 49:57Speaker 17: Gonna get two large tokens.
- 50:00Skyler: two large tokens.
- 50:02Speaker 17: And visit the whack a mole barbarian game.
- 50:08Skyler: Whack a troll.
- 50:09Speaker 17: Whack.
- 50:10Skyler: Pardon you.
- 50:11Speaker 17: Is there a difference between the two things?
- 50:13Speaker 17: I have not gathered the difference there.
- 50:15Skyler: There might be.
- 50:15Skyler: It might be just like feats.
- 50:17Skyler: Specific feats that are in there that are available to you.
- 50:19Skyler: But otherwise.
- 50:20Skyler: Yeah.
- 50:20Skyler: So you're rolling with athletics.
- 50:22Skyler: Go for it.
- 50:27Speaker 17: But not enough of a strength.
- 50:29Speaker 17: So that is a fourteen fourteen.
- 50:31Skyler: So you're gonna get plus one ability score increase.
- 50:35Speaker 17: So pick any of these.
- 50:35Skyler: Yeah, yeah.
- 50:36Skyler: Any one of those.
- 50:36Skyler: Yep.
- 50:37Speaker 17: Which one affects athletics.
- 50:39Skyler: Uh strength.
- 50:39Skyler: Yep.
- 50:40Speaker 17: Just. Okay. And we'll get our second token.
- 50:43Speaker 17: Yep.
- 50:44Skyler: Same name.
- 50:45Speaker 17: Yeah. That is a thirteen thirteen.
- 50:49Skyler: Oh, uh, your it was a fourteen before.
- 50:52Skyler: Yeah.
- 50:52Skyler: Uh, so that was five hundred and fifty tickets and then your.
- 50:56Skyler: Thirteen.
- 50:57Skyler: So that will get you a another plus one.
- 51:01Skyler: So your ability score and then with a thirteen, you will get
- 51:06Skyler: five hundred tickets.
- 51:08Skyler: So does that bring your strength to a twenty.
- 51:11Skyler: Nice.
- 51:11Skyler: Very nice.
- 51:12Skyler: Okay.
- 51:12Skyler: Anybody else playing any games.
- 51:14Skyler: Yeah.
- 51:15Speaker 17: Monkey will grab.
- 51:16Skyler: one one large token.
- 51:19Skyler: One large token for Maki.
- 51:20Skyler: Okay.
- 51:21Skyler: And which game is he playing?
- 51:23Skyler: He's gonna try the warlock.
- 51:27Skyler: Oh. Would you prefer the spin it
- 51:30Skyler: to pact it, or would you prefer
- 51:32Skyler: the pinball?
- 51:33Skyler: Pinball is what it is.
- 51:35Skyler: It's pinball.
- 51:35Skyler: I didn't come up with a fun name for it.
- 51:37Skyler: Well, I guess spin it to packed it.
- 51:40Skyler: Yeah, it's got a fun name.
- 51:42Skyler: That is a fun name.
- 51:42Skyler: Thank you.
- 51:43Skyler: All right.
- 51:44Skyler: Uh, are you doing Arcana?
- 51:45Skyler: Religion or persuasion?
- 51:48Skyler: Ooh!
- 51:48Skyler: Do our khanr.
- 51:50Skyler: All right, Arcana, go for it.
- 51:56Speaker 20: Oh, yeah.
- 51:57Speaker 20: It's gonna be a twenty two twenty two.
- 52:00Skyler: All right, well, that is going to be a warlock level.
- 52:03Skyler: And you'll get twelve hundred tickets to go with it.
- 52:07Speaker 20: Oh, sweet.
- 52:08Speaker 20: I mainly just wanted the tickets, but.
- 52:10Speaker 20: Sure.
- 52:11Skyler: Awesome.
- 52:12Skyler: Now, with that being said, uh, is anybody going to purchase
- 52:16Skyler: anything with their tickets?
- 52:17Speaker 17: Yes.
- 52:18Speaker 18: All right.
- 52:19Speaker 17: So this ring of power, I mean, ring of invisibility.
- 52:23Skyler: Okay.
- 52:23Speaker 17: Do wounds from a morgul blade affect me?
- 52:26Skyler: Well, of course they would, obviously.
- 52:29Speaker 17: Okay, I'm gonna buy the ring of invisibility.
- 52:33Skyler: For ten thousand tickets.
- 52:35Skyler: You you bring this huge pile of just all.
- 52:38Skyler: Just, you know, they're all kind of tangled up and everything.
- 52:41Skyler: Pile of tickets and goes, wow, we.
- 52:44Skyler: Ten thousand tickets.
- 52:45Skyler: That's quite the pole.
- 52:48Skyler: You, sir, have earned this here ring of invisibility.
- 52:54Speaker 17: Oh.
- 52:56Skyler: And he hands you this simple golden ring that seems to have.
- 53:00Skyler: Oh, no. It's just.
- 53:01Skyler: It's a simple golden ring.
- 53:03Skyler: I forgot you have to use the fire to see the inscription,
- 53:09Skyler: which may or may not be there.
- 53:12Skyler: Anybody else want to?
- 53:13Speaker 18: If I were to purchase a vicious weapon, do I get to choose which
- 53:17Speaker 18: vicious weapon is?
- 53:19Speaker 18: Or is that like.
- 53:19Speaker 18: Do I enchant a weapon with the vicious effect?
- 53:23Speaker 18: Yeah, you.
- 53:23Skyler: Get to choose.
- 53:24Skyler: It says any weapon.
- 53:25Skyler: So yeah.
- 53:25Speaker 18: With that being said.
- 53:26Speaker 18: So then the plus two and the plus one are enchantments on an
- 53:30Speaker 18: already existing weapon.
- 53:31Skyler: Yes. You can add those on.
- 53:33Skyler: Actually, I think technically vicious weapon would be
- 53:36Skyler: applicable to any weapon.
- 53:38Skyler: But with that being said, weapons.
- 53:41Skyler: When you're dealing in this kind of money, your typical weapons
- 53:44Skyler: really are not that expensive, all things considered.
- 53:46Skyler: So if you want to purchase a weapon that is in that has the
- 53:50Skyler: vicious weapon ability, you can just do that.
- 53:52Speaker 18: Okay, I want a vicious Warhammer.
- 53:57Skyler: Nice. So then you get that bludgeoning damage.
- 53:59Speaker 18: And then I'm also going to buy a plus two weapon enchant.
- 54:07Speaker 18: Wow for that.
- 54:09Skyler: Okay, so the vicious weapon is three hundred and fifty tickets.
- 54:11Skyler: And then to give it that plus
- 54:13Skyler: two, you're doing another four
- 54:16Skyler: thousand.
- 54:16Speaker 18: Yes.
- 54:17Skyler: Uh, for those that are not
- 54:18Skyler: aware, when with vicious weapon,
- 54:21Skyler: when a twenty is rolled, the
- 54:22Skyler: target takes plus seven relevant
- 54:24Skyler: damage.
- 54:25Skyler: Now, Jackson, I'm pretty sure
- 54:26Skyler: that based on the way that's
- 54:27Skyler: worded, it means when you roll a
- 54:29Skyler: twenty.
- 54:30Speaker 18: Yeah, when you crit.
- 54:31Speaker 18: Right.
- 54:31Speaker 18: Okay. You do plus extra.
- 54:32Speaker 18: That made sense to me.
- 54:33Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 54:33Skyler: I just didn't want you to be
- 54:35Skyler: like, oh, because I'm getting a
- 54:36Skyler: plus two.
- 54:37Skyler: If I roll like an eighteen and
- 54:38Skyler: then it would add it to a
- 54:39Skyler: twenty.
- 54:40Skyler: I don't think it technically works that way.
- 54:42Speaker 18: No. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So you're
- 54:44Speaker 18: just ensuring that when you
- 54:45Speaker 18: quit, right?
- 54:46Speaker 18: Exactly.
- 54:46Speaker 18: But I did that because I
- 54:48Speaker 18: couldn't just buy a plus two
- 54:49Speaker 18: Warhammer.
- 54:50Speaker 18: Right?
- 54:51Speaker 18: But I don't have any more money.
- 54:53Speaker 18: Oh, okay.
- 54:53Speaker 18: So I can't go back to Ireland.
- 54:55Skyler: Oh, sure.
- 54:55Skyler: Sure, sure.
- 54:56Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 54:57Skyler: You can do it with tickets.
- 54:58Speaker 18: But I wanted that bludgeoning damage.
- 55:00Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 55:00Skyler: Also awesome.
- 55:01Skyler: Very cool.
- 55:01Skyler: And with the plus two to hit,
- 55:03Skyler: you're obviously more likely to
- 55:04Skyler: successfully deal that
- 55:05Skyler: bludgeoning damage.
- 55:06Skyler: So awesome.
- 55:07Skyler: Very nice, very nice, very cool.
- 55:08Skyler: Anybody else want to purchase anything with tickets?
- 55:11Skyler: Everybody's good.
- 55:13Speaker 20: Uh, Marky would like to purchase the cloak of the bat.
- 55:17Skyler: Ah, the.
- 55:18Speaker 18: Cloak.
- 55:19Skyler: Of the bat.
- 55:20Skyler: Alright, so with the cloak of
- 55:23Skyler: the bat, uh, you have advantage
- 55:26Skyler: on dexterity, stealth checks in
- 55:28Skyler: an area of dim light or
- 55:30Skyler: darkness.
- 55:31Skyler: And.
- 55:32Skyler: Oh, actually, sorry, Just generally you have advantage on
- 55:35Skyler: dexterity stealth checks as long as you're wearing it, of course.
- 55:38Skyler: And then in an area of dim light or darkness, you can use it to
- 55:41Skyler: fly at a speed of forty feet.
- 55:44Skyler: Uh, once per day.
- 55:44Skyler: You can use your action to cast polymorph on yourself,
- 55:47Skyler: transforming into a bat.
- 55:48Skyler: This costs six thousand tickets.
- 55:50Skyler: So you also have a pretty hefty pile that you present to your
- 55:53Skyler: gym at the counter.
- 55:54Skyler: And he says, well, I think you well earned this amazing cloak
- 55:59Skyler: of the bat.
- 56:00Skyler: It used to be owned by a friend of mine.
- 56:03Skyler: His name was Woosh Brain, but now it's yours.
- 56:12Speaker 20: Is that because he when he wore it, he'd go like, whoosh!
- 56:16Speaker 20: I'm flying.
- 56:17Speaker 20: Yeah, he was a big weirdo.
- 56:19Skyler: But he was pretty rich.
- 56:21Speaker 20: Let me try this on.
- 56:23Skyler: And it fits very comfortably.
- 56:25Speaker 20: This fits rather nicely.
- 56:29Speaker 20: What happened to my voice?
- 56:31Skyler: Oh, yeah.
- 56:32Skyler: He had that happen to him too.
- 56:34Skyler: It's a weird side effect, but I
- 56:35Skyler: mean, it's not the end of the
- 56:36Skyler: world.
- 56:37Speaker 20: Ah. If I just, uh, focus on my
- 56:40Speaker 20: voice, I guess I can talk back
- 56:42Speaker 20: normally.
- 56:43Skyler: It's kind of weird because you sound just like the guy.
- 56:47Skyler: All right, anybody else want to
- 56:48Skyler: purchase anything from the
- 56:50Skyler: tickets?
- 56:51Skyler: Nothing.
- 56:52Skyler: Okay.
- 56:52Skyler: All right, well, you guys get
- 56:54Skyler: back out there and have some
- 56:55Skyler: fun.
- 56:55Skyler: I can't wait to see how well this heist does or does not go.
- 56:59Skyler: And with that.
- 57:03Skyler: You guys are all transported back to where you were standing.
- 57:08Skyler: Uh, which is that little sources house.
- 57:09Skyler: Two little sources house.
- 57:10Speaker 20: Oh, and we all wet ourselves.
- 57:12Speaker 20: Dang it.
- 57:13Speaker 20: Not again.
- 57:14Speaker 20: Just you.
- 57:15Speaker 20: Uh, before.
- 57:16Skyler: Before we close out.
- 57:17Skyler: Cameron, were you ever going to get around to looking at the
- 57:21Skyler: stuff that you snagged out of that the dude's lock box thing?
- 57:25Speaker 20: I figured you would tell.
- 57:26Speaker 17: Me when.
- 57:27Skyler: I'm ready.
- 57:28Skyler: So you guys are at, uh, Little Sources house.
- 57:31Skyler: Is there anything that you would like to do before you guys head
- 57:33Skyler: out into the night to head over?
- 57:35Speaker 17: We're taking our long rest.
- 57:37Skyler: Well, you already you took your long rest.
- 57:39Skyler: You've woken up from your long rest.
- 57:40Skyler: Is there anything that.
- 57:41Skyler: Well, I guess you could say this is part of the long rest.
- 57:43Skyler: Technically speaking, is there anything that you'd like to do
- 57:45Skyler: before you guys head over to?
- 57:47Skyler: I'd like to.
- 57:48Speaker 20: Take down.
- 57:48Speaker 17: The kitchen wall, maybe, like, reconstruct it to open up a
- 57:51Speaker 17: little bit more.
- 57:52Speaker 17: That would not.
- 57:52Skyler: Be a long rest.
- 57:54Skyler: You're not you're not resting if you're doing that.
- 57:57Speaker 17: Well, with all these people here, I feel like I really.
- 57:59Skyler: You could use more space.
- 58:00Skyler: That's a fair point.
- 58:01Skyler: But we can we can come back to, uh, renovate house renovations,
- 58:05Skyler: uh, another time.
- 58:06Skyler: Is there anything anybody else
- 58:07Skyler: would like to do before you guys
- 58:08Skyler: head out?
- 58:08Speaker 17: No, I'm making I'm infusing magic items.
- 58:13Skyler: Oh, okay.
- 58:14Speaker 17: And looking at what I got in my bag of holding from that safe.
- 58:18Skyler: Yeah. I mean, you have time.
- 58:19Skyler: You're sitting there.
- 58:20Skyler: Yeah, I'm just really excited about it.
- 58:22Skyler: Um, okay.
- 58:22Skyler: So inside you're gonna hate me when I tell you this.
- 58:25Skyler: Inside, you find two gold bars,
- 58:28Skyler: each valued at one thousand gold
- 58:30Skyler: pieces each.
- 58:31Skyler: I don't know if you would know
- 58:32Skyler: that, but I'll just let you
- 58:33Skyler: know.
- 58:33Skyler: Uh, there's a gold pocket watch that has the insignia of the
- 58:39Skyler: legionnaires on it.
- 58:40Skyler: You find a gun?
- 58:44Speaker 17: Oh, no. Are there bullets with the gun?
- 58:48Skyler: There are three bullets inside the chambers.
- 58:52Speaker 17: Is it a magic gun or just a gun?
- 58:54Speaker 17: It has eight.
- 58:55Skyler: It has eight chambers.
- 58:57Skyler: But there's only three bullets inside.
- 58:59Speaker 17: Russian roulette.
- 59:01Speaker 17: Good odds.
- 59:02Skyler: It also.
- 59:03Speaker 17: Gave me a gun.
- 59:04Skyler: I know I shouldn't have, but I was trying to come up with
- 59:07Skyler: thematic things for the.
- 59:08Speaker 17: Out of all the people to give a gun.
- 59:11Speaker 17: You know, I'm the worst one to do that.
- 59:14Skyler: I mean, hey, it's up to you to
- 59:15Skyler: decide how you're going to use
- 59:16Skyler: it.
- 59:16Skyler: I'll send you the information for it.
- 59:17Skyler: Uh, you find a jar of various cogs, gears, wires.
- 59:21Skyler: You assume that maybe these are
- 59:22Skyler: things that he used to repair
- 59:24Skyler: himself.
- 59:25Skyler: Potentially.
- 59:26Skyler: Uh, you find a syringe of strange glowing green liquid.
- 59:30Speaker 17: Take it.
- 59:31Speaker 17: Inject it right now.
- 59:32Skyler: Just jam it right in.
- 59:34Speaker 17: Hey, I found this syringe of a strange glowing liquid.
- 59:37Speaker 17: Who wants to inject it right now?
- 59:40Speaker 17: Raises his hand.
- 59:41Speaker 17: I planned it to do hard drugs and have easy access to a gun.
- 59:45Speaker 17: What a knife.
- 59:46Speaker 18: Does, does.
- 59:47Speaker 17: It.
- 59:47Skyler: Does it.
- 59:48Speaker 18: Does it?
- 59:48Speaker 18: He does it.
- 59:49Speaker 17: Are you kidding me?
- 59:50Speaker 17: I'm erasing it from my items.
- 59:52Skyler: You. Oh, you jam it into your arm and nothing happens.
- 1:00:00Skyler: But you personally kind of feel
- 1:00:02Skyler: sick to your stomach a little
- 1:00:04Skyler: bit.
- 1:00:04Skyler: Oh, okay.
- 1:00:05Skyler: Um, it's not a long term effect.
- 1:00:07Skyler: It goes away after a while, but
- 1:00:08Skyler: that's something that happens to
- 1:00:10Skyler: you.
- 1:00:10Skyler: And then, Karen, you also find a letter inside of there and you
- 1:00:16Skyler: open it up and you find this.
- 1:00:18Skyler: Additionally, you find a monocle inside and it has some like
- 1:00:24Skyler: clockwork bits and cogs and pieces and stuff on there.
- 1:00:28Speaker 17: It's not.
- 1:00:29Skyler: It's not a.
- 1:00:29Speaker 17: Scratch and sniff.
- 1:00:30Skyler: Yes. On the monocle you.
- 1:00:32Skyler: There are several buttons, each of a different color, uh, that
- 1:00:36Skyler: are featured on it.
- 1:00:37Speaker 17: Cool. Do you have that too?
- 1:00:39Skyler: Uh, no, I was going to make one.
- 1:00:41Skyler: Uh, but I didn't have time to.
- 1:00:43Skyler: There's a green button.
- 1:00:44Skyler: There's a red button.
- 1:00:46Skyler: There's a blue button, and there's.
- 1:00:49Speaker 17: Oh, I have a magic monocle now, too.
- 1:00:52Speaker 17: Like Benjamin Franklin.
- 1:00:54Skyler: Sure.
- 1:00:54Speaker 17: Benjamin Franklin.
- 1:00:55Skyler: And there's a yellow button.
- 1:00:57Speaker 17: It's like trying to read.
- 1:00:58Speaker 17: That would be just sweet.
- 1:00:59Speaker 17: I click the red button and click the red button.
- 1:01:03Skyler: And as you click the red button, it changes the color of the
- 1:01:07Skyler: monocle's lens to red.
- 1:01:10Skyler: And as you look through the red lens.
- 1:01:12Skyler: So for those that are listening,
- 1:01:13Skyler: the the letter itself had a
- 1:01:15Skyler: series of cogs and mechanisms on
- 1:01:17Skyler: it that were just in a bright
- 1:01:19Skyler: red color.
- 1:01:20Skyler: But as you change the monocle
- 1:01:22Skyler: lens to red and look through it,
- 1:01:23Skyler: you can see past all the red
- 1:01:26Skyler: that's featured on the letter
- 1:01:27Skyler: and you can see the words
- 1:01:29Skyler: underneath.
- 1:01:29Skyler: Do you want to read it or do you want me to read it?
- 1:01:31Speaker 17: Yeah, sure, I can read it.
- 1:01:32Skyler: Okay.
- 1:01:34Speaker 17: Um. Augustus, we truly
- 1:01:48Speaker 17: appreciate you taking on this
- 1:01:50Speaker 17: role of manufacturing the
- 1:01:52Speaker 17: euphoria drug.
- 1:01:53Skyler: This is a, uh.
- 1:01:54Skyler: Just to clarify, this is a woman.
- 1:01:56Skyler: You'll find that out at the end.
- 1:01:57Skyler: But this is a woman reading.
- 1:01:58Speaker 17: Well, this is the voice that changed.
- 1:01:59Skyler: Oh, man.
- 1:02:00Speaker 17: This substance is of great importance to his plan.
- 1:02:04Speaker 17: By taking on this
- 1:02:05Speaker 17: responsibility, you can throw in
- 1:02:07Speaker 17: a place of high status and his
- 1:02:09Speaker 17: vision.
- 1:02:10Speaker 17: Once we managed to escape to the overworld.
- 1:02:13Speaker 17: You have been instrumental in the success of the Legionnaires
- 1:02:17Speaker 17: and continue to be a valued member of our society.
- 1:02:21Speaker 17: We have received word that Dusk
- 1:02:23Speaker 17: Walker has completed the
- 1:02:25Speaker 17: necessary preparations to take
- 1:02:28Speaker 17: over the distribution end of the
- 1:02:30Speaker 17: euphoria drug.
- 1:02:31Speaker 17: As you knew, this was inevitable and takes large amount of stress
- 1:02:36Speaker 17: off of your end of the process.
- 1:02:38Speaker 17: We encourage you to make the necessary adjustments to your
- 1:02:42Speaker 17: team, scaling them down to only those necessary to the
- 1:02:46Speaker 17: manufacturing of the controlling substance and hide it in the
- 1:02:50Speaker 17: instructed in same within the provided merchandise Duskhawker
- 1:02:54Speaker 17: will take care of the rest.
- 1:02:57Speaker 17: Oh, we're incredibly excited
- 1:03:00Speaker 17: about this next step of the
- 1:03:01Speaker 17: process.
- 1:03:02Speaker 17: As Cyrus and I work tirelessly seeking out the Chosen One.
- 1:03:07Speaker 17: Any day now, we will find this
- 1:03:09Speaker 17: capable individual with the
- 1:03:11Speaker 17: perfect amount of manipulability
- 1:03:14Speaker 17: and raw potential who will
- 1:03:16Speaker 17: catapult his plan to the
- 1:03:18Speaker 17: catalyst.
- 1:03:19Speaker 17: It won't be long now until we capture the pretender and leave
- 1:03:22Speaker 17: this godforsaken world to.
- 1:03:24Speaker 17: They take over the larger one with the power of the gods.
- 1:03:29Speaker 17: Cornelia Maxwell.
- 1:03:31Skyler: And with that, we will close out today's episode.
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