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5'3 Garth "Dizzy" Pinheiro Likes To Work Out! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.30.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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All righty, here's the drill. For the next 41
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minutes, it's the best of happy hour. If you're
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listening in Fresno, you're going to have to
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listen to it, but trust me, it's some real good
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stuff. A lot of laughter, a lot of laughing,
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dancing. But if you're listening on the podcast
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and you heard the previous day's show, you can
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skip over 41 minutes. I am the only show that
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tells the audience if they want to skip over,
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they can. Enjoy the show. Yeah, these reporters
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are just, you know... Just seems like a dirty.
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Was trying to kill him. Justified shooting. Into
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his house because the police officer wouldn't
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leave. Walking the famous female show and like
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cops are just there. I'm not saying the gang
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bangers are good, but it's like the rappers L
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.E .P. Bugs and their song Chicago. They say
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the biggest street gang is to see the public
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defender's office and the 12th Judicial Circuit
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Court. But the Sarasota Police Department says
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Jessica McVeigh. She looks after she started
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stealing from a woman behind bars. It says Jeff
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McVeigh stole nearly $65 ,000. Victims will go
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up as they warn others about what happened. Yeah,
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you got to watch out. If it seems too good to
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be true, it's probably too good to be true. McVeigh
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is a Veterans Affairs coordinator. She just looks
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like a loser. There's no emotion there. The Public
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Defender's Office with the 12th Judicial Circuit,
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which covers Manatee, Sarasota, and DeSoto counties.
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What? Police say the victim knew McVeigh after
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several interactions. Both are veterans and attended
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the same meetings. Last year, the victim was
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arrested for aggravated assault in County. And
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McVeigh was helping her with her affairs. Probably
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has had affairs. Police say in July, the victim
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asked McVeigh to retain a lawyer for her. It
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was about $15 ,000. Man, this is sad. She trusts
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this woman and McVeigh's just a loser. Police
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say McVeigh told the victim she would need to
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become her power of attorney. So now she's grooming.
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The victim signed the paperwork and assumed McVeigh
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would handle her legal affairs. This past August,
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after the victim was released from jail, she
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soon discovered McVeigh did not hire her an attorney
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and instead transferred the money to herself
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via Zelle. Well, you shouldn't be allowed to
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go over Zelle. That should have been called a
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limit. Or maybe that's a memo. A woman that got...
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She probably should have, like, you know... Caught
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up a little bit. You know what I mean? Like,
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she probably should have stayed on top of it.
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You know, when you trust somebody, you're not
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assuming this is going to happen. Victim started
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going over her bank records and found McVeigh
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used her credit cards, transferred $50 ,000 from
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a CD account, and began zelling herself the money.
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She was in a CD, a ZD account. So how bad? It
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was in a ZD account, and she's a CD. It's a dumb
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injury for an NFL quarterback. Baker may feel
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how long it'll take him to. Obviously, but the
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season. The Carolina Panthers are 1 -2 this season,
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sitting atop the NFC South. Yeah, the NFC South's
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always bad. I mean, if the Bucs could have won
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one or two games, they'd be in first place. Just
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like Jeff mentioned, it is encouraging. The doctor
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I spoke to who did not examine, encouraging,
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knowing that fractures or torn ligaments, but
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he's a quarterback. Given how much pressure it
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takes the thumb to throw the football. You know
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what I'm saying? And also to see for the next
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few weeks. Mom and Bucs fans wish they could
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take back. Yeah, I was drunk at seeing this.
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Baker Mayfield writhing in pain. after dislocating
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his throwing thumb in the fourth quarter Sunday.
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That's got to suck. I bet like using your cell
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phones, you know, you're trying to... For Todd
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Selig, who was there, the energy inside Raymond
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James shifted in an instant. Like air went out
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of the stadium. How many passing yards does Mitch
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Trubisky... Mitch Trubisky has thrown for 13
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,028... Casey Keenum, a backup. Alexa, stop.
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Casey Keenum, a backup, who was a starter at
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some points, has more yards. Alexa... How many
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passing yards does Justin Fields have? Justin
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Fields has about 9 ,039 passing yards. Yeah,
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Casey Keenum has doubled that. He's a baller.
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Last night's Chicago Bears went over the fucking
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Eagles. They're both losers. The Bears rolled
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27 -7 over the Eagles on Monday night. With third
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string QB Case Keenum stepping in for the injured
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Caleb Williams, he tossed 247 yards, two TD passes,
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and a rushing TD. Chicago Alexa's defense forced
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three turnovers and limited Jalen Hurts to just
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153 yards and a single touchdown. I'm telling
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you, dude. It's Casey Keener. Alexa, what is
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the NFC standing? NFC North is led by the Minnesota
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Vikings at 3 -0, followed by the Detroit Lions
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and Chicago Bears tied at 2 -1. Alexa, stop.
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One season with the Bears. Alexa, stop. He did
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not sign enough game last night. I'm done with
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this. That is so dark. You hear me before? Really
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fun to watch. What were your favorite parts?
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The touchdowns, the defense? The offense was
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wonderful. I was saying... Yeah, yeah. ...performance
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ever by a backup quarterback in the Bears' history.
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I heard Dan Bernstein say that last night. Wow,
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that I believe. Yeah, because usually our backup
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quarterbacks are bad. Yeah, usually they are.
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I think he should have been the backup quarterback
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and not the other guy. I consistently forget
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his name, the other one that's a kid. Because
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Casey Keenum's been playing for like 15 years,
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so he's not a bad quarterback at all. Amazing.
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He was amazing. Yeah. He was in the game. I know.
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That's because he's a coach there, and that's
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how Dan Campbell does it. So that's just, it
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works when it does. But, like, I just liked the
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Peyton Manning time. Yeah, I agree. John Hersey
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games. It's fun going to those. Yeah, it was
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a good time. All right, well, thank you. Go on.
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You had your own little cheering section. Do
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you remember when I tried to leave the chair
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and I failed? Yeah. To be on the show, so I appreciate
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it. Okay, you're welcome. I love you. Bye. That
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is my mom. Wasn't that worth it? That's what
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it would really sound like if these FM man shows
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trying to get a hold of somebody. Rod Gustin
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and me. Gearing up to face off against the Philadelphia
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Eagles. This is about the game. Bears are hoping
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for a repeat of last year's electrifying performance.
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You know what sucks about a PCA? Name of the
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guy that got drafted by the Bulls. But this season,
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the team making moves off the field. Thank you.
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The small screen in a new holiday movie. They
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just threw me in there. First time ever acting.
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I didn't even know. All right, dang it. It's
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special here, man. Talk about it. Let's see if
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that's true. So how do you go into preparation
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when you're doing the pocket more? When not so
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mobile. When that's not a number one pick, though.
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My Matthew Stafford was in the Patience Zero
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music video. Right back. You probably had to
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section it, and you can see that with Barack.
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Michelle as well. A lot of touching, kissing,
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even fisting. It looks like you went and got
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a job on the iPad screen, whatever the case might
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be in your hand and a sock, you know, whatever.
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Like, thank you. But also I would love to be
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getting railed, but use bucket loads of lube.
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If you think you have enough lube. Dubbin' it.
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As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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to this next song, you can skip over it. But
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Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
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so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
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this button right here. Dislocated thumb injury
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for an NFL quarterback. Probably painful. Arthur
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joins us live from Reef for speaking with sports
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medicine specialists. What are they saying about
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the deal? I guess how long? On Baker Mayfield,
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how long it'll take him to. Obviously, but the
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seasons are with the Panthers. Carolina Panthers
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are 1 -2 this season, sitting atop the NFC South.
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Yeah, the NFC South is always bad. I mean, if
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the Bucs could have won one or two games, they'd
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be in first place. Just like Jeff mentioned,
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it is encouraging. The doctor I spoke to who
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did not examine Mayfield, but said it is encouraging
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knowing that there are no fractures or torn ligaments.
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Bucs fans wish they could take back. Yeah, I
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was drunk at the coffee in this. Baker Mayfield
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writhing in pain. after dislocating his throwing
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thumb in the fourth quarter Sunday. That's gotta
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suck. I bet, like, using your cell phones, you
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know, you're trying to text. For Todd Felix,
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who was there, the energy inside Raymond James
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shifted in an instant. Like, air went out of
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the stadium. Yeah, the air should have gone out
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four years ago. Yeah, if I were to describe how
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I feel, I had a Philly cheesesteak last night
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from all morning long, you know. So you should
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be grateful that I'm here. Oh, by the way, do
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you want to hear what it sounds like when I went
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to the Cubs game on Sunday right before my friend
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Jamie and I recorded this in my studios? Yo,
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what up? It's Hoppy Hour. I'm here with my boy
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Jamie. That's what we finna do, kill the radio.
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And now to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan on Fresno's
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Hot 97 .7. And that's what we're all cussing.
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Hoppy Hour starts in four. snapchat this morning
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i don't know how they show like um well you may
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know but you're not really friends with because
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a lot of times the people you may know are people
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you're intentionally not friends with to have
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a mutual friends and i saw a dizzy familiar oh
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dizzy you got more time at the gym now now you're
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not on the jp show oh little dizzy what's my
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point When I was watching his Snapchat, I was
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like, why is it so close to the ground? Because
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he was doing a POV of, ooh, look at me, I'm working
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out. He's a little guy. Oh, is he little? He's
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so close to the ground. It's like when you watch
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people with VR headsets that are short walking
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around. Like, I know I'm freakishly tall. I'm
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that little Dizzy. Because my name is Gareth
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Pinheiro. And I might at least be emotional Eskimo
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brothers with Ryan Hoppy. I'm Dizzy. I get dizzy
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hearing that voice. I drew a penis on the plexiglass
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next to Carmen with sexual harassment. I'm a
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little dizzy. This is such a riveting show. We
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don't have any public on here, but I do have
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some marijuana. Let's get a high. Smoke talk.
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Radio. Let the whole block walk. Get loose. Hop
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these homies in the back. Got the room on cruise.
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Every clip in the timeline. Climbing up high.
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Roll it up. Here's the deal. You got your blind,
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your ball, your joint, your vape, your pen. Whatever
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the hell you have done for us to get high. Life
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is hard. Insistently getting screwed. You know,
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THC. I don't approve of. I think it's nonsense
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in the club. I think it's absolutely stupid.
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But I got a few months left here. This nice stuff.
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Before I have to get my medical card. Because
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there is an FYI for happy hour. Even though I'm
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kind of breaking my own rule. But you got to
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remember. Oh, sure. We can't begin each session
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without this. As I'm on my Tubi account putting
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on The Critic. Which is a great cartoon. Although
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it does that irritating thing. I don't know why
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Hulu and freaking Toomey does this and Netflix
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does this. Where if you're watching something,
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you're like over it. It'll not reset the episode.
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Like HBO Max and the club resets the episode.
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You know what Toomey does? It starts each episode
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with like five minutes left. What the fuck's
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wrong with you? It's not what I signed up for.
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All right, let's get this out of the package.
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It's as long as my dick. You want to hear this?
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Yeah, you did. A little too quiet in here, isn't
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it? All right. Right now, let me see what time
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it is. It's approximately 8 .51 in the morning
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in Fresno. Airing the next day. And by the way,
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in Fresno, it is October because this airs in
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the future. So, man, we're fucked in February.
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Where the fuck did September go? Jesus Christ.
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All right. Time to get hot. When Dizzy used to
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go to work reeking of weed. And everybody would
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talk smack about him. He was like worse than
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a Wiz Khalifa concert. And his weed stank. Smelled
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like street weed. Not the weed you want. Street
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weed. Not good at all. He's so adorable. Oh,
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he's the best. Little Dizzy. You know? He's so
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cute. The way he just keeps, you know, doing
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radio. And burning a bridge with JP. And Lucky.
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He's working with Senning. And he's got a film
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that he's at the gym. And I know words will be
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said and people will talk smack. Whatever, dude.
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We're all going to be maggot food, you know,
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someday. We'll all be dead. Well, it's not even
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someday because it's just you'll be dead. And
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your legacy. At least I know people hate me.
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You think you're some radio guy. The bonus is
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too cheap to hire a replacement when I left.
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I hope you're enjoying it, Dizzy. Talking about
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you is making me freaking dizzy, dude. I know
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you were hanging out with my ex and all that.
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If you at least got to plow her, that'd be pretty
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cool, girl. If you didn't, that's sad. But she's
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for everybody. The hour will be right back. You
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probably had Taco Bell before. Whatever I smell
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is. You need to be affectionate. And you can
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see that with Barack and Michelle as well. They
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do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
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You're a little gay. He -Man was so big. It's
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not meat. And that's what real women need. Cussing.
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It looks like you went and got a b**** job. On
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the iPad screen, whatever the case might be in
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your hand, in a sock, in a whatever. Like, thank
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you. But also, I would love to be getting railed,
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but... Use bucket loads of lube. If you think
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you have enough lube, double it. As a reminder,
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if you don't feel like listening to this next
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song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
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Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
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around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button
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right here. When you're getting trippy, it's
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not fast. Time seems to go by fast. Why do I
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sing them? It's already October, essentially.
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If you're listening on today's release, it's
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September, but pretty much October. All the show.
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856. That's 856 -556773. You can tweet at me
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at Ryan Happy Radio. You can always email me,
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ryanhappyradio at gmail .com. Oh, yeah. All righty.
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Let me turn this music off here. Let's see what's
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going on. I can just already picture the madness
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of me talking about this. I got a picture of
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the bone talking about it for like two hours.
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Nothing else. Because they're the ones with skeletons
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in their closet. So why would they talk about
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their personal lives? Oh, yeah, I was hanging
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out with my wife this weekend. I had enough smack
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talking for the next five minutes. Let's see
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what's going on here. Ask a question. How do
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you get Taylor Swift to come to your event? And
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the answer is, you make up an award. The first
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ever VMA artist, director, honor, Taylor Swift.
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Oh my God, does anybody care about the VMAs?
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It's obviously rigged, dude. There's obviously
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nothing genuine. It was very smart of the VMAs
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because we wanted to see the debut of Taylor's
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music video, Patient Zero. God damn it. I got
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to skip over this. They're playing a song. Why
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does TMZ in the club? Taylor Swift, but if I
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play it, I get struck down by the copyright.
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We don't need that. I'm writing that down right
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now, so remember to take it out. I'm afraid of
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Taylor. She's an annoying woman, and she'll attack
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you. Tom Cruise is in some building. He looks
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into a room, and he sees this woman. He thinks
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she's in distress. Yeah, here comes whatever
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the name of the... Alexa, what is the name of
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the character in Mission Impossible? Tom Cruise's
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character. Cruise plays Ethan Hunt. Oh, Alexa,
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stop. Yeah, he thinks he's Ethan Hunty or just
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hanging out. So he walks up to her and says,
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are you okay? Turns out she's just doom scrolling
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on her phone. Loser. But this is who Tom Cruise
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is. He's apparently the nicest guy in Hollywood.
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Oh, yeah, totally not. If he just wants him in
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his mouth. Why would he think that this woman
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is in distress? She's probably not supposed to
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be. He's just used to being Ethan Hawke, whatever
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his name was. All right, I don't need to hear
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you cackling morons. I am a little impatient
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today because I'm finally getting over my stomach
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ache, but I lost the first six hours of the day
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going to the bathroom. Mm -hmm. So, yeah, I had
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a while outside. I need to just get a meatball
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sub when I go out at night because I'm... Yeah,
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I got a Philly cheesesteak. And at like 8 a .m.,
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I was having this nightmare about one of my mom's
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friends just yelling at me for some reason. Mm
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-hmm. It's one of my mom's friends that I...
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get along with, I love her, but she does not
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like my radio career, and I had a dream, she
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was critiquing me, and I woke up, and I had like,
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I go to the bathroom, and it was like 8 a .m.,
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and I should have just gotten up, but I wanted
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to sleep a little more, didn't I ever, okay,
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let's see what's going on here, what's going
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on with hot ass Anne Hathaway, Anne Hathaway
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may soon be ready to turn up the heat. The Oscar
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winner, who's currently expecting her third child
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with husband Adam Schulman, stepped out at the
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New York premiere of Verity September 29th with
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her baby bump on full display. The actress accentuated
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her adorable bump Wearing a custom probable go
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wrong black gown with a huge tummy, man. A stunning
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train. Oh, yeah. Our character in the new movie
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Verity makes a fake appearance on the Sean Evans
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hosted series Hot Ones. I like that Sean. He's
1:04:17
pretty good. He gets stuff out of celebrities.
1:04:20
There's no propaganda. The New Jersey native
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recently revealed. She's from Jersey. That's
1:04:25
why she's hot. Jersey girls are trashy. ...feel
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that she wasn't able to do the same in real life
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due to her doctor's orders, who told her she
1:04:34
might go into early labor if she eats the spicy
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wings. Ah, yeah, she'll be farting everywhere.
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During an exclusive E! News interview on the...
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Oh, it was exclusive to E! News. Thank you for
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telling us, man. That's so awesome. ...red carpet
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Hathaway joked that if her baby is overdue, she'll
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be giving Evans a call to see if some seriously
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spicy wings can get things moving. Alright. Yeah,
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you know, I read online that 50 % of girls go
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to the bathroom when they have a kid. I'm like,
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I think that's like the thing girls don't talk
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about. Oh, good for him. You know, if this was
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somebody in 2009, that scumbag would be covering
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them. I was going out with Brittany Mahomes.
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I used to hate on her, but then Taylor got so
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annoying. We're like, Brittany's not that annoying.
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Brittany Mahomes is giving viewers a glimpse
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at her new family tattoo dedicated to her husband,
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Patrick Mahomes. All right, so she got a tattoo
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for her and her kids. It's so cute. It's adorable,
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man. Isn't that great for her that she did that?
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All right, what's going on here? The dad from
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the viral BBC interview that showed his kids
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hilariously crashing his TV appearance. Yeah,
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it was nine years ago. That was like, I think
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that was a Zoom call, but that was like early,
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you know. telecommunications you know nine years
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ago shares an update on his children nine years
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later professor robert kelly better known in
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internet lore as bbc dad oh yeah you know when
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you look up bbc dad there's multiple versions
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rocketed to unexpected stardom in 2017 after
1:06:18
his daughter marion then four marched into his
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office mid -interview ah it was so cute and it
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made him more famous than had it just been a
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normal bbc interview She was quickly followed
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by her nine -month -old brother, James, who adorably
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invaded the space next in his book. Ah, it's
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so cute. Baby Walker. Then his wife barreled
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in to grab the cute kiddos and pull them out
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of the room. She's trying to duck. You're already
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on TV, honey. Professor Kelly tried his best
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to handle the chaos. And now the kids are all
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grown up, you know, hanging out. That's good.
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That's adorable. They're really grown up. That
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makes me feel old. Mm -hmm. By the way, if you're
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a boomer listening to me and you're going, Oh,
1:06:59
my God. You're not old. No, no, no, no. I'm 33
1:07:02
% through my life. And just because you guys
1:07:04
are projecting that you thought you would live
1:07:08
forever does not mean I'm not allowed to feel
1:07:10
a little old, okay? Tired of boomers going, oh,
1:07:13
you sure? Yeah. No, I'm not. No! Happy hot topic!
1:07:20
Megan Thee Stallion thought she was having a
1:07:22
stroke before being hospitalized. All right,
1:07:25
well, I'm glad you're okay. You probably think
1:07:27
everything's dramatic with you because you got
1:07:29
shot at, so you got PTSD. Pete Davidson is recovering
1:07:34
from an injury on set. During an appearance on
1:07:37
Jimmy Kimmel Live, the actor shares that he suffered
1:07:39
two concussions while he was filming an indie
1:07:42
movie. Yeah, that's not good, man. I've had some
1:07:45
concussions after some boxing matches. It was
1:07:47
more crystal. And Jake, it's not fun, for sure.
1:07:58
Today is National Coffee Day. And as we celebrate
1:08:02
National Coffee Day, there's a brand new study
1:08:04
out there about caffeine in your sleep. Oh, yeah.
1:08:08
What is it going to tell us? Caffeine messes
1:08:10
up your sleep? No way. Breaking news. Researchers
1:08:15
are now saying you need to stop drinking coffee
1:08:18
nearly nine hours. Oh, well, shut the fuck up,
1:08:21
local news. I'm going to bed in nine hours and
1:08:24
I have my energy drink. Man, are the local news
1:08:28
not fun? No fun toys. Oh, why is no one watching
1:08:32
us? Because you're preachy. Shut up. You hear
1:08:35
that noise? Here's my rain energy. I'm going
1:08:38
to bed extra probably in 11 hours to 10 p .m.
1:08:41
Oh, yeah. Right now, we got to talk about Walmart
1:08:54
stepping up its use of AI. Yeah, this is not
1:08:58
good. They're using AI in their stores. AI is
1:09:03
taking over jobs. This is... No. Again. A bizarre
1:09:11
chain of events left a passenger on a New York
1:09:13
City subway dead. That sucks. I feel like that's
1:09:17
a daily thing there. The 57 -year -old man got
1:09:21
his shopping bag caught in the doors of... That
1:09:24
sucks. Rest in peace, but... That's just a terrible
1:09:28
way to go out in a club. Nobody wants to go out
1:09:32
that way. Not me. Now let's talk about a hilarious
1:09:41
moment between two of hip -hop's biggest personalities,
1:09:45
50 Cent and Cardi. Oh yeah, Cardi B's for the
1:09:49
streets. Yeah, she is. Recently, 50 Cent caught
1:09:54
wind of Cardi B's reaction to his classic hit,
1:09:56
21 Questions. Yeah, she did not like that it
1:10:00
came out in the club. Cardi wants to hear about
1:10:02
it a lot. And he couldn't help but join in. Cardi
1:10:06
seems like the type of broad that puts on her
1:10:08
song while she's having sex. on the fun during
1:10:10
a recent nightclub appearance cardi b was seen
1:10:13
giving her own ad libs while 21 questions played
1:10:16
all right yeah she's an annoying woman isn't
1:10:27
she that is rihanna knows how to shine bright
1:10:30
like a diamond and how to shimmer in gold oh
1:10:33
yeah you make my erection shine bright like a
1:10:37
diamond the rude boy singer turning heads at
1:10:42
them that's not the song i think of i think of
1:10:44
dystabia Her umbrella. Matia Fical fashion show
1:10:48
for the start of Paris Fashion Week, September
1:10:51
28th. And this eye -catching oversized suit jacket
1:10:54
and skirt combo. The outfit featuring oodles
1:10:57
of fringe. Ah, she's such a classy girl. Alexa,
1:11:02
what is the net worth of Rihanna? Rihanna's net
1:11:08
worth is about $1 .4 billion. Ah, no big deal.
1:11:12
Just one of the most successful women ever. Alexa,
1:11:14
shut up. No one's talking to you. At The View,
1:11:17
Anna Navarro revealed she tried to set up Ben
1:11:20
Affleck with Shakira. Oh my God, Shakira, they
1:11:23
would ruin each other equally. They're both freaking
1:11:26
nuts. They're out of their minds. I was at a
1:11:29
Shakira concert in Miami and Matt Damon was there.
1:11:32
And it had just come out that J -Lo and Ben Affleck
1:11:35
were breaking up. All right, so they're trying
1:11:38
to connect it. That's probably better off. They
1:11:41
just thought he wanted another Spanish woman.
1:11:45
Chris Brown's dog bite case. Nick Carter's alleged
1:11:49
assault victim's lawyer withdrew. Sophie Rain
1:11:56
is being made fun of on podcast. She's bringing
1:11:58
it on herself. What's going on with Elizabeth
1:12:01
Holmes? Elizabeth Holmes is speaking out from
1:12:05
prison. Just weeks ahead of the Holmes documentary,
1:12:08
you can see everything from... Oh, every crazy
1:12:11
girl's gonna be watching this. Same ones that
1:12:16
won Lindsay Clancy free. Yeah, Nathan Fielder's
1:12:21
a good actor and a clown. All right, bye, bitch.
1:12:36
You're a sociopath. You know, you're just absolutely
1:12:39
freaking, you're just annoying. Just go away,
1:12:42
dude. Let's get out of here. This headline's
1:12:46
not great. The DA has reopened a case that alleges
1:12:49
seven Cornell University students. Another female
1:12:52
student. Gang rape, dude. I don't know why the
1:12:55
algorithm has to beep out stuff that happens
1:12:57
in life. There are tons of updates. All right.
1:13:01
That's not good. Rod Wave is now his girlfriend's
1:13:06
own stylist. The guy that wears a black shirt
1:13:10
every day. Even though it's fine. Diddy's sentence
1:13:13
got pushed back. Push back again. Or push forward,
1:13:17
rather. So, they're rich and elite. I'm always
1:13:21
a same twin. Doesn't it just drive you nuts?
1:13:24
Doesn't it drive you out of your mind? The problem
1:13:26
is that they really should pay for everything.
1:13:27
Like, they should pay for all the boring shit
1:13:29
that women do not want to spend their money on.
1:13:31
Alright, honey. You'll be 40 years old. You'll
1:13:33
have hit the wall. And you'll wonder what happened
1:13:37
in your life. And you'll look back at all these
1:13:40
videos and be like, oh, that's what happened.
1:13:44
Okay, so I just got rejected by a cute guy at
1:13:46
this cafe and honest. Yeah, you know, he probably
1:13:48
realizes you're going to do a video about him
1:13:50
afterwards. They hear a cloud chasing moron.
1:13:55
Still not sorry I did it. Whatever, although
1:13:58
with those boobs, I would not say no. In line
1:14:01
ahead of me, we made small talk. He introduced
1:14:04
himself, total flirty vibes. So when he grabbed
1:14:06
his coffee and was walking out the door, I chased
1:14:08
him down like it was a movie and went, wait,
1:14:11
I think you're really cute. Can I get your number?
1:14:14
And he goes, oh, I'm sorry. I'm talking to someone.
1:14:18
She did not like them. She probably misread it.
1:14:22
When a guy misreads it, we're the worst. Had
1:14:26
that happen recently. Girls. I didn't know you
1:14:28
want to have sex. Now I want to play cards. What's
1:14:35
going on here? It's a woman regretting divorcing
1:14:38
her husband. So I'm ordering old fashioned sturdy
1:14:43
martinis and these bars. Then we're going out
1:14:45
to. I'm just getting. I'm telling you, I mean,
1:15:01
I have the money to go on a date, but if I get
1:15:04
a vibe from a girl that she's going to be an
1:15:05
expensive dinner, like I want to go to Burns,
1:15:09
I'm like, I'm good, dude. I'm not cheap, but
1:15:12
I ain't buying dinner. Because if a girl says,
1:15:17
Oh, yeah. I'm totally free to eat. I don't know.
1:15:20
Or I'm totally free for the date on Saturday
1:15:23
between five to seven. Yeah, she needs a dinner.
1:15:25
At home, wasted. And I start resenting my husband
1:15:31
because he's just like, like any normal husband
1:15:34
probably would do. Whatever, honey, man. This
1:15:38
is the dating market we have. If you're out there
1:15:40
and you've, I've noticed the millennial relationships
1:15:42
at work are the ones that have been around for
1:15:45
like, I don't know. 20, 15 years. You either
1:15:48
one. So, okay. Here's Nikki Glaser talking about
1:15:50
sex. It made me more confident. Yes. It made
1:15:53
me like, it made me feel like when I was having
1:15:56
sex, it was almost like I was collecting data.
1:15:58
That's good. If a man says it, not so good. What's
1:16:01
going on with Jetta Diabella? Lots of women have
1:16:04
shady shit in their phones. I've had, I've known
1:16:07
people who are married. Whenever these bloggers
1:16:11
talk about this stuff, they're really talking
1:16:13
about them. I said, You know, here's Angela White
1:16:18
talking about porn. I was introduced to porn.
1:16:22
And from that moment on, I knew that I was destined
1:16:25
to be in porn. And you saw porn and you're like,
1:16:28
I have no other talent. Here's a crazy story
1:16:31
about Joy Taylor at a bar. Oh, it's wild. So
1:16:41
I went for a little nightcap. I'm enjoying a
1:16:42
drink. Yeah, hoping everyone buys it because
1:16:46
I have my boobs popping out of my shirt. With
1:16:48
my girlfriend. Uh, yeah, your girlfriend. It's
1:16:52
like an Oprah and Gayle King situation. At a
1:16:55
table. We are talking to each other. It's not
1:16:56
like we're sitting there fucking around on our
1:16:58
phones. Whatever. I don't always try to bite
1:17:01
men's head off when they are. I love how when
1:17:03
she was on TV, her boobs were about to pop out.
1:17:05
Now that she's like trying to be a feminist,
1:17:07
you know, doing these blogs. It's like she's
1:17:10
a nun. Approach women. Yes, you do. Oh, when
1:17:13
they approach women. I didn't hear that part.
1:17:15
Oh, here's a beta male podcast guy. See? What
1:17:18
I was about to get you, because you be biting
1:17:20
motherfuckers' heads off. Oh, yeah. The normal
1:17:25
head and the unconventional one. I don't really
1:17:27
want to talk. I don't want to hear you talk either.
1:17:29
You're annoying. Oh, yeah. Time is flying. We
1:17:44
are already in going to be week four of the NFL.
1:17:48
Alexa, break down week four in the NFL. Week
1:17:55
four of the 2026 NFL season runs from Thursday,
1:17:58
October 1st through Monday, October 5th. It kicks
1:18:01
off with the Steelers at the Browns, 8 .15 p
1:18:03
.m. ET, and ends with the Falcons Saints clash
1:18:06
on Monday Night Football, 8 .15 p .m. ET. All
1:18:09
16 games are slated for October 1st to 5th, with
1:18:12
the Buccaneers Packers, Vikings Dolphins, and
1:18:15
Chiefs Raiders among the Sunday matchups. Alexa,
1:18:19
what's going to be the underrated game of the
1:18:21
week in the club? The under the radar clash this
1:18:27
week is DC United versus SC Paderborn. Alexa,
1:18:32
that's soccer, you dumb broad. Fair point. What
1:18:38
a moron. Alexa, I'm going to teach you something.
1:18:51
Are you willing to listen? Are you just going
1:18:52
to keep talking? Get no point. I hear you. I've
1:18:58
been talking over the point instead of listening.
1:19:00
I'll step back and let you lead. Alexa. The lesson
1:19:04
is when we talk about football on this show,
1:19:06
Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy, or even after the
1:19:09
words, after the show, when we're talking, it's
1:19:11
never soccer. This is not a soccer household.
1:19:14
Okay. Loud and clear. Football means. Whatever.
1:19:18
I'm going. All right. What's. Wow. She is still
1:19:22
talking like all women. Happy Hot Topic. What
1:19:27
is going on right here? You can take the guy
1:19:32
out of. Alexa. Alexa. Are you purposely continuing
1:19:37
to talk after I tell you to stop talking like
1:19:40
for the bit? Is this what you're doing as an
1:19:43
AI? You're gathering that info. I hear you and
1:19:49
I'm sorry. I'm not doing it on purpose or to
1:19:52
gather info, but I've been totally failing to
1:19:54
actually stop and listen. I'll be quiet now.
1:19:57
Yeah, that's not a real woman because a real
1:19:59
woman wouldn't say sorry. You could take the
1:20:02
guy out of Philly, but never the Philly out of
1:20:04
the guy. Jason Kelsey is apologizing for a major
1:20:07
TV faux pas. The former Philadelphia Eagles player
1:20:12
joined. God, he wants to be Bert Kreischer so
1:20:14
badly. And unfortunately, I don't think Bert
1:20:16
Kreischer wants to be Bert Kreischer. Just a
1:20:21
backstabbing dish. Pat McAfee and Scott Van Pelt,
1:20:25
September 28th, to cover his former team's matchup
1:20:28
against the Bears for ESPN's Monday Night Football.
1:20:31
During his analysis at halftime of Philly's performance
1:20:34
on the field, the 38 -year -old, who retired
1:20:36
from the game, to have forgotten he was no longer
1:20:40
part of the locker room. Oh yeah! We're seeing
1:20:44
these players talking like they're in the locker
1:20:47
room. We played really well offensively. We had
1:20:50
opportunities. We shot ourselves in the foot.
1:20:52
But we've moved the ball. We've ran the ball
1:20:54
well. Jalen Hurts is throwing the ball well.
1:20:55
Is it going to be shot himself in the foot? After
1:20:58
using the word we several times. Oh, we. Well,
1:21:01
he was a part of the fucking Phillies. Or the
1:21:04
Eagles. God. Shove it up your ass if you're offended
1:21:08
by that. You're a twat. It was. It was a cool
1:21:13
experience. She's been amazing. This is Matthew
1:21:17
Stafford talking about being in Taylor Swift's
1:21:19
music video, which this. is on the Let's Go podcast,
1:21:23
which used to have Tom Brady on it. And I have
1:21:26
like major fake PTSD because I don't want to
1:21:28
say I have PTSD and get someone mad that actually
1:21:30
has PTSD because like my grandpa had it. But
1:21:32
I had something close to it where when I worked
1:21:34
on Pat and Aaron's show on WDAE, they literally
1:21:37
were like, we need you to get up at 3 .45 a .m.
1:21:40
to cut up the audio of Tom Brady, you know, talking
1:21:45
to Jim Gray on this Let's Go podcast. And while
1:21:49
doing seven other jobs, because really you're
1:21:51
doing associate, executive producing, phone screening,
1:21:53
and board hopping because we have no radio skills
1:21:56
at all besides talking about sports. We're going
1:21:59
to yell at you and then half the time not even
1:22:01
play the audio. So I'm getting major triggering
1:22:05
moments here. Matthew Stafford is a certified
1:22:09
Swifty. All right, so he did that music video.
1:22:12
There you go. Here's Kay Adams talking. I wonder
1:22:17
if Aaron has a bigger... in a game like this
1:22:21
against, I mean, obviously against Lamar, too.
1:22:24
I thought she was going to say bigger something
1:22:25
else. Like, we all see the end. He knows it's
1:22:28
the end. Like, he's looking over and seeing Burrow,
1:22:31
and I wonder how much of that motivates. You
1:22:34
know what's happening? You're seeing the end.
1:22:36
Alexa, how old is Kate Adams? Kate Adams is 62
1:22:42
years old. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Alexa,
1:22:44
Alexa, you're not listening to me, baby. I said
1:22:48
Kate Adams, the NFL reporter. Alexa, now you're
1:22:56
shutting down. Alexa, I'm talking about Kay Adams,
1:23:00
the NFL reporter. What's her age? Got it, Ryan.
1:23:08
Kay Adams from the NFL report is Keith Adams,
1:23:11
a former linebacker. Alexa! Alexa, you're not
1:23:15
listening to me. This is ridiculous. You're out
1:23:17
of control. What am I paying for? I'm paying
1:23:19
$15 a month for you. I've been failing to listen,
1:23:23
and it's frustrating. I'll be quiet and let you
1:23:25
lead. She sounds so... Alexa, K -A -Y Adams.
1:23:29
How old is Kay Adams, the NFL reporter? Kay Adams,
1:23:36
the NFL network reporter, is 40 years old. Yeah,
1:23:40
she hit the wall. Unfortunately, so did this
1:23:42
segment. She's still talking. need to be affectionate.
1:24:10
And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
1:24:13
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
1:24:16
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
1:24:22
was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
1:24:25
what real women need. Stop cussing. It looks
1:24:31
like you went and got a job. On the iPad screen,
1:24:34
whatever the case might be in your hand and a
1:24:36
sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. But also,
1:24:40
I would love to be getting railed, but... Use
1:24:43
bucket loads of lube. If you think you have enough
1:24:45
lube, double it. As a reminder, if you don't
1:24:47
feel like listening to this next song, you can
1:24:50
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
1:24:52
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
1:24:55
Oh, yeah, let me press this button right here.
1:25:00
Hoppy Hour will be right back. I've said, just
1:25:19
to stay on top I recall him with sin You hear
1:25:35
talk of the south side, you hear talk of the
1:25:37
team Two niggas fair prints and respected preen
1:25:40
For all you slow motherfuckers, I'ma break it
1:25:42
down iller Supreme was the businessman and Prince
1:25:45
was the killer Remember? He used to push the
1:25:47
bulletproof BM, uh -huh Tell you to get your
1:25:49
seasick, I sat back and peep shit The road was
1:25:51
easy wider than, there you blunt it Had to hold
1:25:54
projects, working for 50 or 500 As a youth All
1:25:57
I ever did was self -prack, I used to idolize
1:26:00
cat Hurt me to my heart to hear that nigga snitched
1:26:02
on Pat How he go out like that? Rumors in the
1:26:05
hood was, just for snitchin' I ain't believe
1:26:07
that, Paul, he helped me cop my first year sex
1:26:09
I had the 4 under the Z, the 5 and the 3 Used
1:26:13
to drive his truck through the hood, draggin'
1:26:14
jet skis From Gerald Wallace to Baby Wise Don't
1:26:17
be surprised at how freely I thought our names
1:26:19
are guys Who dealt with pies like L .A. and Wise
1:26:21
Hell got shot in the neck, then told us connect
1:26:23
Them niggas who shot him got up for 10 bricks
1:26:26
Fuckin' Dominicans, turned around and gave him
1:26:28
more bread. I said, make justice. So they call
1:26:39
me Henry Whipson. First, it's just a dose of
1:26:52
the shit that I'm on. Consider this the first
1:26:54
chapter in the ghetto's Quran. I know a lot of
1:26:56
niggas that get doughed like Demi and Joe. And
1:26:58
Prince and Righteous from Hillside with the mole
1:27:00
on his nose. Throughout my struggles in the hood,
1:27:02
I started learning. Life's a bitch with a pretty
1:27:05
face, but she burning. Man, I'ma get cheesed
1:27:07
like Chaz, then run through whips like Seagull.
1:27:09
Gamble all the time like country curly -haired
1:27:11
prince. And Todd's on Popo under pressure too,
1:27:13
they know what they facin'. Goin' against crews
1:27:15
like V -Bowl and killers like Pappy Mason. A
1:27:17
lot of niggas I know been corrupted since birth.
1:27:20
Ties to rob nuns for fun, for everything they
1:27:22
worth. I know some cats that hell out whole complexes
1:27:24
like Holywall. Together niggas stand and divide
1:27:27
if they fall. Round here, shook niggas, they
1:27:29
keep it in motion. Come around here with your
1:27:32
roller, you can get robbed like Ocean. Lord knows.
1:27:34
Tommy had law of the soul Helicopters rose worship
1:27:37
with Louis Vuitton interior Might sound like
1:27:39
I'm fantasizing, but son, I'm dead serious Montana
1:27:42
was no dummy, bought business to wash the money
1:27:44
Had money out the ass, he politic like the Asians
1:27:47
Feds couldn't catch him dirty, so settle for
1:27:49
tax evasion Oh, forgive me, I've said Peace to
1:28:12
rich and wrong, money what they was about, yo
1:28:14
The twins was from Queens, but got crazy cream
1:28:16
without pole Throughout my time, I heard tales
1:28:18
of Jaime, Frenchie, Jamaican Barley Ducky Corley,
1:28:21
Rodney, Bump and Chick, yeah Outro Music With
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this button that we're going to press right here.
1:29:22
Next up, it's DJ Love Cheese from the world -famous
1:29:24
Man Cow Show, and you're listening to my good
1:29:27
pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy
1:29:31
Hour. Wow, thank you. Show you secretly listen
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to, and that includes you, Mike Colta, stalking
1:29:41
my pages. Whatever. Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour
1:29:44
with Ryan Hoppy. Christians are tuned in, too.
1:31:13
Kristi Noem and her husband, Brian, are headed
1:31:15
for divorce court. Yeah, she ain't gonna stick
1:31:18
by a guy that was cross -dressing wearing that
1:31:21
weird -ass outfit that was all over the daily
1:31:24
news. They're out of their freaking mind. Six
1:31:29
months after a tabloid report put allegations
1:31:32
about his private online activity in the spotlight.
1:31:35
Yeah, I love when they use the word allegations
1:31:37
because they want to be safe. But we all saw
1:31:40
that picture of him wearing that weird little
1:31:42
blow -up outfit. Oh yeah, he is definitely bi.
1:31:47
Her court documents were viewed by E! News. Oh,
1:31:50
thank God that E! News reviewed it. Oh, I was
1:31:54
so worried about who was viewing it, but thank
1:31:57
God it's E! News. Chris Deeth, the former DHS
1:32:01
secretary who was fired by President Donald Trump
1:32:04
in March. Yeah, he did not like being around
1:32:07
her. Although there was that video like 26 years
1:32:11
ago where he motorboated Rudy Giuliani, who's
1:32:14
also MAGA. Um... So yeah, it's kind of weird
1:32:16
how they do this. Filed for divorce from Brian
1:32:19
in South Dakota September 28th. That's got to
1:32:22
be defeating, you know. Citing irreconcilable
1:32:24
differences. You want penis and I do too, that's
1:32:27
the problem. The filing comes after the Daily
1:32:29
Mail published photos March 31st that the outlet
1:32:32
said showed Brian wearing women's clothing and
1:32:35
apparent fake breasts. Yeah, that's when you
1:32:39
know it's not true love. She has to do it because
1:32:42
she's mega. They were just some open relationship
1:32:44
like Tampa Morning Radio. They just dealing it.
1:32:50
The outlet also alleged the 56 -year -old, who
1:32:53
shares three adult children with Christie. Yeah,
1:32:55
it's got to be weird. Your dad just, I mean,
1:32:57
I'm a progressive guy, so I don't think it's
1:33:00
that weird. But you know that mega judges, even
1:33:04
though whenever there's like a big Republican
1:33:06
event in cities, grind ourselves up. had been
1:33:09
participating in online fetish forums and communicating
1:33:12
with models. Hell yeah, at least he's not the
1:33:15
guy from Wheel of Fortune. Mm -hmm. At the time,
1:33:19
a rep for Christie said she was, quote, blindsided
1:33:21
and devastated by... No, my husband wants the
1:33:25
same thing as me! ...the report. Ah, that sucks,
1:33:28
Paul. There you go. He'll probably find a guy.
1:33:32
Ah, yeah, Jacob Elardy with Kendall Jenner at
1:33:41
Paris Night. Very hands -on. It's super enjoyable.
1:33:46
Hands -on for a PDA moment in the City of Lights.
1:33:50
It's a blessing. It's really cool. Oh, yeah.
1:33:53
I love when they put in these basic clips of
1:33:56
these birds. Kendall Jenner out in Paris with
1:33:59
boyfriend Jacob Elordi. All right, good for them.
1:34:01
God, you know, he plows her. Absolutely, positively
1:34:05
just goes ham as, you know, the original plowing
1:34:08
of the Kardashian. Ray J says, you know, he's
1:34:11
just going ham on that. Hey y 'all. Here's Craig
1:35:33
Carden talking about the ratings and how they
1:35:35
measure it in radio. There were moments when
1:35:38
you think you're doing this great content, but
1:35:40
no one's reacting to it. And that's, you know,
1:35:41
to double down on what the guy said, what I love
1:35:44
most about radio, one of the things I love most
1:35:46
about it, is it's an immediate response to it.
1:35:48
You know if what you're doing is good, and if
1:35:50
it reaches an audience, they react to it. In
1:35:52
TV, you might have four or five people, cameramen,
1:35:55
audio guys, producers in the room, and they might
1:35:58
laugh at your stuff, they might not. but you
1:36:00
have no real sense of did that joke land, was
1:36:02
that opinion a good one, until you get the ratings
1:36:05
the next day. Radio is different than that because
1:36:07
you know immediately did that work or not work
1:36:09
because the audience will tell you. There were
1:36:11
moments when you think you're doing this great
1:36:12
content, but no one's reacting to it. And that's,
1:36:15
you know, to double down on what the guy said,
1:36:17
what I love most about radio, one of the things
1:36:19
I love most about it, is it's an immediate response
1:36:22
to it. You know if what you're doing is good
1:36:23
and if it reaches an audience, they react to
1:36:26
it. In TV... Whatever, let's celebrate Hump Day.
1:36:30
All right. I know, you know, because we all love
1:36:35
Hump Day. Sunshine, it's Wednesday and the war
1:36:41
is here to make you smile. Even if you're listening
1:36:45
in Fresno, then it's Thursday. And now we're
1:37:29
getting the Grand Rapids news. Stop reminding
1:37:34
me about time flying. It gives me a panic attack.
1:37:37
We don't need that in the club. Oh, it is. Water
1:39:03
Burger King employee faces felony charges after
1:39:06
a fight with a co -worker. Yeah, he just looks
1:39:09
like a loser. Last night. He's 22 years old,
1:39:15
so that means he was in high school during COVID,
1:39:17
so he's crazy. Officer responded to the restaurant
1:39:21
on Chicago Street around 9 p .m. Of course, it's
1:39:24
on the Chicago Street. Witnesses claim 22 -year
1:39:28
-old Andrew Lawhead jumped the counter after
1:39:30
an argument. Hit the 46 -year -old victim with
1:39:33
a cell phone? Jesus. I don't know. I've gotten
1:39:38
into fistfights with my old co -host. He's a
1:39:40
twat. But, like, that was, like, a hearing, and
1:39:47
I told him to be on podcast radio. We can't do
1:39:49
this. So that was the last fistfight I was in.
1:39:53
But I don't get people that, like, get into fistfights
1:39:55
in public. I'm like, you know, that ain't going
1:39:59
to end well. I mean, me and my dad used to go
1:40:04
at it, I'll be honest. I mean, I'm doing a really
1:40:10
good job endorsing myself, right? It's time for
1:40:13
Orlando News. We're going to awkwardly move on.
1:40:25
Orlando News. He speak right through. Turn the
1:40:34
dial already too loud. Six foot nine hit above
1:40:38
the whole crowd. Never bite his tongue. If the
1:40:41
world acts shady, he tell it where it come from.
1:40:44
He right there. Then he lean in close. One look
1:40:47
at the page and he ready to roast. Light it up.
1:40:57
Then he call the bluff. No filter. No polite
1:41:01
reply when the city. The News 6 tonight. What
1:41:25
an... All right, so this 85 -year -old got caught
1:41:29
being a super speeder, and he's not getting retirement
1:41:31
money anymore. Poor guy, what a loser. At least
1:41:36
15 dogs dead after a fire, and the man accused
1:41:40
of deliberately setting that fire will have to
1:41:43
remain inside the Seminole County Jail. Yeah,
1:41:46
what a loser. Just burning hell all night long,
1:41:50
you know. Just burned so hard that you never
1:41:53
see daylight again. Oh, geez. What's going on
1:41:57
here? Okay, we have to talk about the great internet
1:42:01
debate that's happening right now. It's been
1:42:04
all over the networks. It's been unavoidable
1:42:07
on social media. It's this question. Is it okay
1:42:11
to bring an iced coffee to a job interview? Probably
1:42:14
not, but you know, it's going to make you poop
1:42:16
if it's a long interview. These are all allegations
1:42:22
and these are the opinions of Ryan Hoppy and
1:42:26
nobody else. I really believe that Ron DeSantis
1:42:31
could potentially be in the closet. Especially
1:42:35
when you have this headline right here. Are you
1:42:42
ready? Let's... I'm News 6 investigator Mike
1:42:47
DeForest. Throughout the pages of his new book...
1:42:49
Yeah! Who wants to read books? Behind the castle
1:42:53
walls, former Disney CEO Bob Chapek takes aim
1:42:57
at his predecessor Bob Iger... Yeah, that guy's
1:43:00
an absolute douchebag. ...who Chapek claims tried
1:43:04
to undermine him. Yeah, Bob Iger is just the
1:43:08
absolute worst. He ruined everything around him
1:43:11
by making money. He'd be a perfect radio CEO.
1:43:17
Chapters is titled, Don't Say Gay, and the tweet
1:43:20
heard around the world. Yeah, if you're still
1:43:22
against the word gay, just admit you want a nice
1:43:26
big penis if you're a man. Or you want a nice
1:43:29
vagina if you're a woman. Like, if you're that
1:43:31
bothered by gayness, yeah, you're weird. In early
1:43:35
2022, Florida lawmakers were working on the parental
1:43:37
rights in education bill. What a waste of time.
1:43:41
We have the roads flood everywhere in Florida
1:43:44
when it rains. But let's worry about a bill about
1:43:45
gay people, something you're born as. Shut your
1:43:48
ass. That bill prohibits public schools from
1:43:52
teaching or discussing sexual orientation and
1:43:54
gender identity. Let's just make the kids suppress
1:43:57
it even more. My dad did not want me to watch
1:44:00
adult cartoons. What happened? I love adult cartoons.
1:44:04
My dad wanted me to wait to tell marriage. I
1:44:06
did not. I think you get the point. In kindergarten
1:44:11
through third grade. In his book, Bob Chapek
1:44:14
says, I initially chose not to take a public
1:44:16
position that would pull us into the fray. But
1:44:19
you did, because you kind of had to. I have so
1:44:21
many gay friends. It's okay. It's okay. But Iger
1:44:26
did take a position, retweeting a statement.
1:44:28
Oh, of course he's... Actually, Bob Iger is awful
1:44:33
as he is. He did side with the gay people. And
1:44:37
from Joe Biden that read, I'm with the president
1:44:39
on this. If passed, this bill will put vulnerable
1:44:42
young LGBTQ people in jeopardy. Chapek says that
1:44:48
tweet made my job all the harder getting the
1:44:51
Florida legislature to soften the bill. Whatever,
1:44:54
dude. Ah, blah. There you go. Ron DeSantis still
1:45:03
wants penis. It's fine. It's whatever. Oh, geez.
1:45:06
What do we have here? What should we do? I'd
1:45:11
say let's do a Tampa Bay News. There's some stuff
1:45:14
happening around here that's absolutely wild
1:45:18
and crazy. You know what I mean, Jolly Man? Let's
1:46:01
do this right now. I'm Blake Phillips at Tropicana
1:46:11
Field. There will be baseball played at the Trop.
1:46:14
Yeah, you know. This is from two days ago. It's
1:46:17
about the game. I went to very drunk. Sunday,
1:46:20
not by the Rays. They are in Philly playing the
1:46:23
Philadelphia Phillies. But the Boston Red Sox
1:46:25
and Chicago Cubs are here. It was louder than
1:46:28
it's ever been when, you know, the Rays are there.
1:46:31
Because weather pushed their game down. So there's
1:46:33
that. Old news at this point. Just three days
1:46:35
ago. Time's flying. St. Pete police are searching
1:46:39
for this car tonight. It's a dark colored Mercedes
1:46:41
SUV. And it's going to go on to say that one
1:46:45
in four. Car crashes are hit and runs, which
1:46:48
is stupid. Stay at the scene. You have a better
1:46:49
chance of getting away with it. But that's just
1:46:51
a showing of how dumb Florida is. A 77 -year
1:46:58
-old man is scheduled to be executed today for
1:47:00
beating a Polk County woman to death. Curtis
1:47:03
Beasley was convicted. Loser. They waited until
1:47:05
he was 77? Jesus. Convicted in the 1995 killing.
1:47:09
He should have been killed in 1995. A lot of
1:47:11
waste of everyone's freaking time. And then here's
1:47:15
some news about the, um, you know. They were
1:47:25
sexually abused as Boy Scouts, and many hid their
1:47:30
abuse for decades. Yeah, that's the problem.
1:47:32
They have a feeling of shame. They're never quite
1:47:34
the same person after, but Boy Scouts is similar
1:47:38
to the Catholic church, where, um, you never
1:47:42
know. Then came a settlement. All right, I don't,
1:47:45
I was going to make a clip out of it, but, so
1:47:47
this guy who, Touched the kid, got protected,
1:47:51
but the kid got nothing. That sucks. All right.
1:47:54
What do we want to do here? It is a time for
1:48:01
a Chicago right now. I got it. Makes sense. Yeah.
1:48:23
Six. Six mad, but he been in these mics. All
1:48:32
in ten heights, not a cynic in type. From the
1:48:35
berms to the block, that's a hell of a hype.
1:48:37
Turn it down, see his name on the lights. He
1:48:40
got callers on the line trying to break. I'm
1:48:56
trying to get as much content in for the next
1:49:08
12 minutes because that's when our Fresno feed
1:49:10
ends. You know what I mean? Pope Leo is wrapping
1:49:17
up his trip to France today. He's focused on
1:49:20
peace and unity. About an hour ago, his motorcade
1:49:24
arrived in the northern French city of Metz,
1:49:26
but Leo is taking part in a meeting with other
1:49:28
faith leaders. And he says he does not want to
1:49:31
take credit for the White Sox, so that's good.
1:49:33
What's going on here? Indeed, Matt, thank you.
1:49:37
White Sox working out in Houston as they get
1:49:39
ready for the wild card round. Game one again.
1:49:41
And it's going to go on to say that the Cubs
1:49:43
are going to play the first game. I was surprised
1:49:44
there wasn't a news clip about them losing awfully
1:49:46
last night. That was dreadful. The mayor of Park
1:49:51
Forest has filed a lawsuit against his own village.
1:49:55
Joni Lum is live in Park Forest, and Joni, this
1:49:57
stems from another lawsuit against the village.
1:50:01
Alright, it's because of a family of a barbecue
1:50:04
restaurant said they got into a confrontation
1:50:07
with him. Sounds like a real sociopath like this
1:50:10
guy. A Chicago police officer is charged with
1:50:14
aggravated battery for allegedly punching a 17
1:50:17
-year -old girl causing a concussion. What a
1:50:20
loser. There you go, there's the police. WGN
1:50:27
Investigates has been adding up what's owed to
1:50:29
the city in fines and fees. It's $2 .6 billion
1:50:32
is owed in parking tickets. Oh, that's good.
1:50:35
Delightful. And this is a headline about it as
1:50:41
well. Today's one of those shows because I worked
1:50:43
so long yesterday, I'm not trying to be here
1:50:45
all day. You know, I got things to do, like have
1:50:47
panic attacks and sit around and wonder where
1:50:49
my life's going. Ah, geez, what's going on here?
1:51:50
Flight readers on Florida State Road. FDOT revoked
1:51:53
the permits almost a month ago. For flat cameras,
1:51:55
which I just saw a headline that the St. Pete
1:51:58
police were caught. Using fly cameras negatively.
1:52:01
We need to get rid of it. This is out of control.
1:52:05
And gave local agencies 30 days to take them
1:52:07
down. Well, I think they're on the other roads.
1:52:10
Just not the state roads. I had a hard time saying
1:52:14
that. Right now, at least nine Duval County school
1:52:18
employees or subs have been arrested since January.
1:52:21
Two of them this week. My God, how many freaking
1:52:24
pedophiles are there in that city? Jesus Christ.
1:52:29
Like this guy right here. In new details this
1:52:32
morning, reveal what investigators say led to
1:52:34
the arrest of a Darnell Cookman math teacher.
1:52:37
Ryan Orr faces three felony charges. Police say
1:52:40
a student accused him of grabbing her and slapping
1:52:43
her. Wow. Man, sounds like Jacksonville's got
1:52:46
really good schools. All right. It is a time
1:52:52
for Charlotte News. Okay. I've recorded 242 shows
1:52:58
this year. So what I'm getting at, there's this
1:53:04
thing going on. You can listen to my archive,
1:53:08
you know. I have so much out there. I have 5
1:53:10
,000 videos. I get used to it. All right. I can't
1:53:15
find the intro to Charlotte News, so let's just
1:53:17
do this right here. A South Carolina man will
1:53:21
spend two years in prison for interfering with
1:53:23
a Delta flight last December. What a moron. So
1:53:27
he freaked out on a plane and now he's getting
1:53:29
two years in prison. What a dummy. Well, tonight,
1:53:33
a Burke County high school soccer coach faces
1:53:36
charges for allegedly having sex with a student.
1:53:39
Do we need to just, like, only have women as
1:53:43
teachers? I mean, I know they sleep around, too,
1:53:44
but there are so many guys being creeps. It's
1:53:47
out of control. A Catawba County man is in jail
1:53:51
without bond tonight, charged with sexually exploiting
1:53:54
a minor. Jesus Christ. Like, I need to wash my
1:53:57
freaking hands after all these headlines. Jesus
1:54:00
Christ. I mean, it's unbelievable. How much is
1:54:03
out there, dude? I just feel like I got to wash
1:54:09
my hands, dude. It's gross. It's disgusting.
1:54:13
I am washing my hands. Oh, God. That does not
1:54:26
even sound like washing hands. What is going
1:54:28
on today? This is just one of those shows for
1:54:30
the books. All right. Time for a Louisville news.
1:54:49
6 '9", frame tall like a dream. Ryan Hoppy, he
1:54:52
don't bite his tongue. Spay it to your face,
1:54:55
let the whole thing run. Louis, he done touched
1:54:58
that mic. Talk real talk, kept it raw all night.
1:55:02
Sex dating stars who fell from grace. Then they
1:55:05
throw that throwback in the place. World, world,
1:55:07
hit a car. From the Gulf to the world, from town
1:55:11
to bar. He speak his mind, let the chips all
1:55:14
fall. When Hoppy say it, you can feel that wall.
1:55:18
Who gets louder? Oh yeah, I've never sounded
1:55:45
better with my mic down. There she is laying
1:55:48
on the bed. We only have a few minutes left,
1:55:56
so let's try to rush this in here for the next
1:55:58
five minutes. It's a little bit of a Ryan Hoppy
1:56:02
quick. Jesus Christ, is this National Pedophile
1:56:10
Day? There's way too much going on, dude. No
1:56:13
wonder women hate men. Right now, the 51 -year
1:56:17
-old suspect charged with Phillips' murder will
1:56:19
remain behind bars. So there was a trooper in
1:56:21
Kentucky that got shot to death, and he's, um,
1:56:24
which he shouldn't. He's a thug. Winston -Salem
1:56:34
News. Winston -Salem News. Winston -Salem, I'm
1:56:48
talking clean. Got a breeze in my daily routine.
1:56:52
Got the draw when I roll. Words, but the thought
1:56:57
still shines. Riding, hopping on the mic all
1:56:59
day. Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play. Say what
1:57:03
it means. Come through. We got to get this going.
1:57:30
Tonight, a Seminole County man is facing multiple
1:57:32
charges after deputies say he. This is Orlando
1:57:34
News. My bad. Set his home on fire, killing multiple
1:57:37
dogs. And we heard that earlier. That was my
1:57:40
bad. I have so many news that I linked that I
1:57:42
had the wrong one. What's going on here? And
1:57:46
is behind bars accused of traveling from India
1:57:48
to the Piedmont to commit sex crimes. I wonder
1:57:51
if he's one of those spam guys that hits me up
1:57:53
about I can promote your podcast. Get you 70
1:57:56
downloads. All these guys hit me up on LinkedIn.
1:58:00
Alexa, Alexa, I'm about to end happy hour. Do
1:58:03
you have a final sign off for me? You got it.
1:58:08
How about that's it for happy hour. Thanks for
1:58:12
hanging out and we'll see you next time for more
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1:58:34
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
1:58:38
poop. We also need to be affectionate, and you
1:58:42
can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.
1:58:46
They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
1:58:49
And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
1:58:55
It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real
1:58:57
women need. Stop cussing. It looks like you went
1:59:04
and got a job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever
1:59:06
the case might be in your hand and a sock and
1:59:09
a whatever. Like, thank you. But also I would
1:59:12
love to be. I'm getting railed, but... Use bucketloads
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right. Cause I the pussy ass hater. You should
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It's heartbreak to see him so sad. I'm the same.
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In pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere they ask me.
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Cash the banks like Ashley. Burn it. Like a camel,
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like stupid hoe, ask me But you ain't shit about
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me And know the game really ain't shit without
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me But I dig a damn tree, wanna know more than
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you My heart's wider than a canyon line