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Food influencer gasses up bologna · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: I have to be honest with you, I have a new love on uh TikTok.
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  SPEAKER_01: You do?
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  SPEAKER_01: I do.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is the people that make fun of the food influencers.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't get enough of these.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because influencers, well, they all have a style.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's be real.
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  SPEAKER_01: Every single one of them is exactly the same.
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  SPEAKER_02: And even though you're not you don't talk like this in real life.
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  SPEAKER_02: You just don't.
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  SPEAKER_01: And and the simplest things don't really change your world that much.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: But in this case, the food influencers, they're the ones that really still over the top it.
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  SPEAKER_01: So in this case, this woman decides she's gonna prank on them and uh do it about a piece of Costco bologna, a slice of Costco Bowl.
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  SPEAKER_01: I do love bologna.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know, so do I.
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  SPEAKER_02: I go slap on a little, just a little line of mustard, roll it up.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm good for this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know it's so good.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's so transparent.
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  SPEAKER_02: I might be into this influence.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, this is the anti-influence.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here you go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hi guys.
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  SPEAKER_00: Today I went to my local grocery store called Costa Cow and I picked myself up some balogna.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, because guys, it's giving like a meat CD.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like it's giving edible coaster.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, isn't she giving like edible frisbee?
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, woo! Wait, I'm um so free because it's giving like meat pancake.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm getting essence of like ironed hot dog.
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  SPEAKER_00: Guys, if you've never been to Costa Cow before and pick yourself up some bilogna, run to walk!
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  SPEAKER_02: I also love calling calling it bologna or bologna.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, balogna.
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  SPEAKER_02: Since I was a kid, you always called it bologna.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Also, the meat CD, I think was my favorite.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought the meat frisbee was the best.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or the iron hot dog.
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  SPEAKER_01: Iron hot dog.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's great.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's actually the name of my new restaurant.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: The iron hot dog.
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  SPEAKER_02: We should oh, is this where you're gonna have like fried bologna sandwiches?
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  SPEAKER_02: And then you can have all different kinds of toppings on it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Actually, that's a great idea.
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  unknown: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're so fat.