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- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome to Aaron Menkey's Cabinet of Curiosities, a production of
- 0:07Speaker 1: I Heart Radio and Grim and Mild. Our world is
- 0:13Speaker 1: full of the unexplainable, and if history is an open book,
- 0:18Speaker 1: all of these amazing tales are right there on display,
- 0:22Speaker 1: just waiting for us to explore. Welcome to the Cabinet
- 0:27Speaker 1: of Curiosities. Kids are resourceful, especially when it comes to
- 0:39Speaker 1: having a good time. They can take any object like
- 0:41Speaker 1: a ball, a stick, or even a can and turn
- 0:44Speaker 1: it into a fun way to pass time. But back
- 0:47Speaker 1: in the sixties, a new kind of pastime had developed
- 0:49Speaker 1: into a full blown epidemic, one that put an entire
- 0:53Speaker 1: country on watch and had everyone wondering are the kids
- 0:56Speaker 1: all right? It was in Chicago in the fall all
- 1:00Speaker 1: of nineteen sixty nine when the American Academy of Pediatrics
- 1:03Speaker 1: held its annual conference. Ernest Caribia Jr. Was one of
- 1:06Speaker 1: two government officials in attendance that day. He worked at
- 1:09Speaker 1: the Federal Bureau of Narcotics, while Frank Gulich worked for
- 1:12Speaker 1: the Chicago Narcotics Bureau. Ernest and Frank had come with
- 1:16Speaker 1: a shocking warning for the medical community. There was something
- 1:19Speaker 1: causing hundreds, maybe thousands of hospitalizations and deaths across the country.
- 1:25Speaker 1: The two officials released their findings at a press conference
- 1:28Speaker 1: where they explain how America's youth had discovered a dangerous
- 1:31Speaker 1: new drug which they were injecting into their bodies at
- 1:34Speaker 1: an alarming rate. That drug was called peanut butter. Now
- 1:39Speaker 1: this wasn't a clever name for some new designer drug.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Ernest and Frank claimed that the kids everywhere were actually
- 1:45Speaker 1: injecting themselves with real peanut butter and in some cases
- 1:49Speaker 1: mayonnaise too, just to get high. This sharp rise in
- 1:53Speaker 1: food based drug use, they claimed, was due to the
- 1:56Speaker 1: popularity of an underground recipe book making the rounds for
- 2:00Speaker 1: dollar apiece. Now, obviously they were more than a little concerned.
- 2:04Speaker 1: Injecting any kind of food product into one's veins would
- 2:07Speaker 1: result in death anyway, not because of hallucinogetic side effects,
- 2:11Speaker 1: but because they would literally block the flow of blood
- 2:14Speaker 1: throughout the body. The Associated press ran with the story,
- 2:18Speaker 1: which was then published in the San Francisco Chronicle in
- 2:20Speaker 1: an article titled kids Shooting peanut butter in Chicago. It
- 2:24Speaker 1: ran under the headline peanut butter mayonnaise used as drug substitutes.
- 2:29Speaker 1: Each piece stated that the act of tripping out on
- 2:32Speaker 1: such culinary items was new and that several deaths had
- 2:35Speaker 1: occurred as a result of it, but none of the
- 2:37Speaker 1: articles offered any evidence to actually support such effect. One
- 2:42Speaker 1: narcotics expert who worked for the Ohio Attorney General was
- 2:45Speaker 1: quoted in one article as having handled a case where
- 2:47Speaker 1: a teenager had injected himself with peanut butter. As the
- 2:51Speaker 1: story spread, information and anecdotes changed. Authorities in some states
- 2:55Speaker 1: alleged to have known of cases where children had died
- 2:58Speaker 1: from peanut butter and mayonnaise use, while others made it
- 3:01Speaker 1: clear that even though the use was documented, no deaths
- 3:04Speaker 1: had occurred. Still, the headlines caused quite a scare wherever
- 3:09Speaker 1: they were published. Richard Nixon even noted the crisis in
- 3:12Speaker 1: his public papers, published in October of nineteen sixty nine,
- 3:16Speaker 1: But by nineteen seventy, the peanut butter and mayo panic
- 3:19Speaker 1: had died out, which begs the question had there ever
- 3:22Speaker 1: really been an epidemic of intravenous food highs to begin with?
- 3:28Speaker 1: Years later, experts believe the whole thing stemmed from a
- 3:30Speaker 1: combination of governmental paranoia and gross misunderstanding. You see as
- 3:35Speaker 1: the sixties were coming to a close. Drugs like marijuana
- 3:38Speaker 1: and L s D were becoming harder to find. In
- 3:40Speaker 1: some places, anti drug groups were worried that young people
- 3:43Speaker 1: would start looking inside and outside the home for legal replacements.
- 3:48Speaker 1: These included industrial substances like glue and paint, as well
- 3:52Speaker 1: as food products such as peanut butter. However, according to
- 3:55Speaker 1: medical journals and other sources, no cases of inappropriate peanut
- 3:59Speaker 1: butter use was ever documented. There had been only a
- 4:03Speaker 1: small handful of recorded anecdotes in news and magazine articles.
- 4:07Speaker 1: For example, the director of a school for troubled youths
- 4:10Speaker 1: in Arizona spoke to a reporter in April of nineteen
- 4:13Speaker 1: sixty nine about the rampant drug use in his school.
- 4:16Speaker 1: The boys he watched over, he claimed, would do anything
- 4:19Speaker 1: to get high. They'd sniff glue, drink cough syrup, and yes,
- 4:22Speaker 1: even inject themselves with peanut butter. The other reason for
- 4:25Speaker 1: the scare most likely came from mistaking slang terms for
- 4:28Speaker 1: drugs as the actual products. On occasion, peanut butter was
- 4:32Speaker 1: the name given to brown colored methamphetamine, while heroin and
- 4:36Speaker 1: cocaine used to be referred to as mayonnaise. These misunderstandings,
- 4:40Speaker 1: combined with the stories from exhausted educators, eventually spiraled into
- 4:44Speaker 1: a full blown imaginary epidemic. It had grown so rampant
- 4:48Speaker 1: that the federal government decided to step in and make
- 4:51Speaker 1: a formal statement to the press, but clearly that only
- 4:54Speaker 1: made things worse. In the end, there had been nothing
- 4:58Speaker 1: to be afraid of. American kids weren't injecting themselves with
- 5:02Speaker 1: peanut butter and mayonnaise to get high. Most, however, did
- 5:06Speaker 1: have a condition that most parents today are highly aware
- 5:09Speaker 1: of a very bad case of the munchies. Oftentimes, when
- 5:26Speaker 1: we set out to look for a missing object, we
- 5:28Speaker 1: wind up finding something entirely different. A hunt for a
- 5:32Speaker 1: pair of lost eyeglasses might yield the discovery of a
- 5:35Speaker 1: pair of headphones that had fallen behind the night stand
- 5:37Speaker 1: weeks earlier. Or, if you're lucky, that glorious little green
- 5:41Speaker 1: rectangle that turns out to be a folded twenty dollar bill.
- 5:45Speaker 1: If you're explorer Robert Peery, though the search for the
- 5:48Speaker 1: North Pole could drop a whole new island in your lap.
- 5:51Speaker 1: Pierry had set out on an expedition to find the
- 5:53Speaker 1: North Pole in nineteen oh six. He'd already made five
- 5:56Speaker 1: trips to the Arctic Circle, but he'd always dreamt of
- 5:58Speaker 1: being the first person to a step foot on the
- 6:01Speaker 1: North Pole. His dream, however, hadn't been realized just yet.
- 6:06Speaker 1: He returned home and wrote a book called Nearest the
- 6:08Speaker 1: Pole about his almost successful trip. But it hadn't been
- 6:12Speaker 1: a total loss. Peery might not have found the poll,
- 6:15Speaker 1: he said, but he had located something else that no
- 6:17Speaker 1: one had ever seen before, an entirely new land. He
- 6:21Speaker 1: called it Crocker Land, which he named after a wealthy
- 6:24Speaker 1: businessman named George Crocker in hopes that the man would
- 6:27Speaker 1: fund his next attempt at the North Pole. And Crocker
- 6:30Speaker 1: was on board, at least he would have been, had
- 6:33Speaker 1: he not promised to allocate that money to another worthwhile project,
- 6:36Speaker 1: rebuilding San Francisco after the devastating nineteen o six earthquake.
- 6:41Speaker 1: No problem, thought Peery. He'd just find another benefactor, one
- 6:45Speaker 1: with a passion for exploration, so he asked the National
- 6:48Speaker 1: Geographic Society for help, which they happily provided. In nineteen
- 6:52Speaker 1: o nine, the fully funded Peery and his team set
- 6:55Speaker 1: out for Crocker Land and not only made it, but
- 6:58Speaker 1: were then able to push onto in North Pole as well.
- 7:02Speaker 1: Peary was elated, as you might imagine, after almost twenty
- 7:05Speaker 1: five years of trying, he had finally done it. He
- 7:07Speaker 1: had become the first man to reach the North Pole
- 7:10Speaker 1: before anyone else. He returned home a hero, or so
- 7:14Speaker 1: he thought. According to Frederick Cook, a man who had
- 7:16Speaker 1: been a crew member on a previous, unrelated expedition, Peary
- 7:21Speaker 1: was only the second person to have reached the pole. Cook,
- 7:24Speaker 1: you see, claimed that he had done it a year earlier.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Peery's new rival had also read the man's memoir and
- 7:30Speaker 1: noted how the journeys had been eerily similar. Yet Cook
- 7:33Speaker 1: had not seen any trace of crocker Land as he
- 7:36Speaker 1: had made his way to the pole. Peary was incensed.
- 7:40Speaker 1: Of course, crocker Land was real. Perhaps Cook just wasn't
- 7:43Speaker 1: as skilled an explorer as he was. Along for the
- 7:47Speaker 1: trip to the pole had been Peery's assistant, Donald McMillan,
- 7:50Speaker 1: who stepped up in defense of his friend and mentor.
- 7:53Speaker 1: He vowed to lead his own expedition to crocker Land
- 7:55Speaker 1: and proved everyone, especially to Cook, that the land mass
- 7:59Speaker 1: was real. The trip was doubly important because crocker Land
- 8:03Speaker 1: represented the last bit of land on Earth that had
- 8:05Speaker 1: not been touched by humanity. Three different organizations funded McMillan's trip,
- 8:11Speaker 1: including the American Museum of Natural History in New York,
- 8:15Speaker 1: the American Geographical Society, and the University of Illinois. If
- 8:20Speaker 1: only McMillan had planned a little better, as captain had
- 8:23Speaker 1: a nasty habit of drinking while sailing, which caused the ship,
- 8:26Speaker 1: the Diana, to crash on the way to Greenland. The
- 8:29Speaker 1: crew chartered a new ship called the Eric and continued on,
- 8:32Speaker 1: but the weather was starting to turn cold, and pretty
- 8:35Speaker 1: soon they wouldn't be able to make it through the
- 8:37Speaker 1: icy waters to Crocker Land. For four years, the explorers
- 8:42Speaker 1: searched for the island, yet no matter how many times
- 8:44Speaker 1: they scanned the horizon, they came up empty. They began
- 8:48Speaker 1: to wonder maybe Peery had been wrong all along. Whatever
- 8:52Speaker 1: he had seen wasn't an untouched land mass, Perhaps it
- 8:55Speaker 1: had all just been a mirage. But Peery swore that
- 8:59Speaker 1: Crocker Land had been real. Numerous expeditions were conducted to
- 9:03Speaker 1: verify its existence over the years, but none of them
- 9:05Speaker 1: ever found it, and in night, a pilot flew his
- 9:09Speaker 1: plane over the area where Peery Clain crocker Land was
- 9:11Speaker 1: located and saw nothing. Either the island had disappeared or
- 9:16Speaker 1: Peary had been wrong in what he'd seen. Of course,
- 9:20Speaker 1: there could have always been a third reason for Pery's claims.
- 9:23Speaker 1: He'd really just wanted the money, with no viable prospects
- 9:27Speaker 1: to provide him with the funding for his next North
- 9:29Speaker 1: Pole expedition. Peery had tried to scam George Crocker with
- 9:33Speaker 1: an offer of immortality in exchange for fifty thou dollars,
- 9:37Speaker 1: it wouldn't be out of the question. Peery is also
- 9:40Speaker 1: the same explorer who visited Greenland in seven and, in
- 9:43Speaker 1: true colonial fashion, stole three massive meteorites from the local Inuits,
- 9:48Speaker 1: meteor RTEs that had been their only source of iron,
- 9:51Speaker 1: and then he sailed his plunder to New York City
- 9:54Speaker 1: along with six of the Inuit he enticed with promises
- 9:57Speaker 1: of warm homes and good hunting. Instead, he put them
- 10:01Speaker 1: on display and charged admission to the crowds. So yeah,
- 10:05Speaker 1: shady dealings were well within the realm of possibility for
- 10:09Speaker 1: Robert Pierry. There's no denying his endurance and toughness, as
- 10:12Speaker 1: his truck to the North Pole demonstrated to the world,
- 10:15Speaker 1: but it's easy to understand why some might doubt his
- 10:18Speaker 1: more unusual claims. Had it been real, crocker Land would
- 10:22Speaker 1: have been added to every map and textbook for eternity,
- 10:25Speaker 1: a perfect gift for a man who, like George Crocker,
- 10:29Speaker 1: had just about everything. Unfortunately, the whole thing turned out
- 10:33Speaker 1: to be exactly what it sounded like, a croc. I
- 10:40Speaker 1: Hope you've enjoyed today's guided tour of the Cabinet of Curiosities.
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- 10:52Speaker 1: was created by me Aaron Manky in partnership with how
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- 10:59Speaker 1: which is a podcast, book series, and television show, and
- 11:02Speaker 1: you can learn all about it over at the World
- 11:05Speaker 1: of Lore dot com. And until next time, stay curious. Yeah,