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TRANSLUCENT · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables. Okay, things that feel like cheating
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: but aren't lying about where you are. Oh, that does
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: feel like shit. That's terrible, bro, that's anxiety. That's anxiety central.
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  Speaker 1: We would say cheating. Where are you? Where are you?
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Relatable The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig
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  Speaker 2: aka Mummy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I fucked it already, Okaya, Daddy my idiot partner
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  Speaker 1: in crime aka mummy Mommy. Mummy's a bit stupid. Sometimes
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: Mommy's too excited to get into the episode. I was
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about that. Cut the bullshit, all right, Okay, guys,
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: we aren't wasting any time today, last episode.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: Or yeah, last episode. You heard that. We we told you.
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  Speaker 2: We started some songs. So you've heard Oddie's trailer to
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: his song Call to My Thoughts. It was good if
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: you ask me, it's now time to hear Jake's trailer.
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  Speaker 2: Do we really have to, like you mean in the
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  Speaker 2: sense of, like you know it's going to be better?
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  Speaker 1: No? No, no no no, like we know mine's like
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  Speaker 1: it's not comparable at all. Okay, okay, okay, fair, fair, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well I better tell you guys, what mine tell us
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  Speaker 1: a bit about yourself? Jake? Okay, Oddie's we remember what?
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: Should we give quick recap? What she was about courting
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  Speaker 1: my thoughts is about being lost in your mind, being
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  Speaker 1: the a maze of your mind, and anxiety and trying
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: to get out of your head and living in reality. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: And if you haven't heard that one yet, it's in
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  Speaker 1: the it's in the last episode. Yes, my song, I
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: have to start with a preface.
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  Speaker 2: Disclaimer, a disclaimer. My disclaimer is that I know your
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: girlfriend's listening to this.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, she will be right, ye likely, probably she's
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  Speaker 1: a bit behind. Actually, I want her to know that
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  Speaker 1: I love her. And this is all comedy. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: fucking hell, I'm intrigued now. My song is about It's
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: about what it feels like to lose your best friend
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  Speaker 1: to a girl. It's about the early stages of you
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  Speaker 1: wrote about me, of that new relationship that your best
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  Speaker 1: friend is in, and just feeling translucent in those times.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: So your title of the song is translucent. The title
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  Speaker 1: of my.
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  Speaker 2: Song is translucent, and it's about it's about losing your
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  Speaker 2: best friend to a girl.
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  Speaker 1: Might not be about you. You don't have any You
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  Speaker 1: don't have any other friends? Mate? Oh, but we better,
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  Speaker 1: I suppose we better get into it. But what does
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  Speaker 1: translucent mean? See through? See through? Yeah, translates like a
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  Speaker 1: piece of glasses translucent.
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  Speaker 2: So this is translucent by Jake Craig, paying on a.
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  Speaker 1: Smile, pretend I'm okay, But down inside, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Crumbling away, words left sun smoking, feelings left dunt sid
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  Speaker 3: I'm drowning in emotion, trapped in my own head.
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  Speaker 1: When you look at me, I feel you look at me?
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  Speaker 1: Are you weaving inside? It turned me upon what the
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  Speaker 1: hell I want to see you with? I see you have?
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  Speaker 1: Did you have to go and stab me through the
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  Speaker 1: part that's all you get? You sound like what do
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: you sound like? You said good, sound like a fucking
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: good secret. I sound like sound talented. You sound like
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  Speaker 1: someone's in the back. Oh, it was fun. That is
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: not what I expected one fucking bit a love song.
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, it sounds like you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about your ex or something. Why do you have to
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: be so it's so funny. It was fucking when I
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: when I was like I want to write, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: fucking I gotta do it about this about losing your
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  Speaker 1: best friend, and if a girl sung it, it would
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: sound like a boyfriend being with a new girl. And
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  Speaker 1: I was just so funny that a guy singing and
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: he's saying, can I see you with her? It's good.
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  Speaker 1: It actually sounds really really good. Fu. Yeah, so where
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: we got where we're going from now? From now we'll
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  Speaker 1: go next episode, guys both playing the full song, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and then the day of that episode coming out will
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  Speaker 1: obviously announce it, but our boat will be uploading them
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  Speaker 1: to a we're gonna make a joint artist account. Yeah,
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be called relatable. It's gonna be called relatables,
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  Speaker 1: but it's an artist account. We'll have a link in
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  Speaker 1: bio and everything you can get to it. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: then it's gonna we're gonna put the songs up, listen
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  Speaker 1: to them like a normal song out of your playlist.
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  Speaker 1: Whoever gets more listens in the first month, Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do a month, Yeah, I think so, we'll do
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  Speaker 1: a four month.
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  Speaker 2: So however it gets more listens, so we'll basically we'll
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  Speaker 2: forget about.
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  Speaker 1: It all right.
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  Speaker 2: We'll keep promoting it, but we will forget about it
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  Speaker 2: on the podcast. And then whether gets more listens in
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  Speaker 2: the first month, I think definitely, I have a feeling
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  Speaker 2: we'll both make a music video. I think there needs
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  Speaker 2: to be the loser needs to have some.
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  Speaker 1: Sort of forfeit. Yeah, we'll think of something. And it's
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  Speaker 1: almost like, yeah, the four I mean to be fair,
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  Speaker 1: a forfeit actually is making its video. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who's gonna win. It's very very different vibes. You're so
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  Speaker 1: radio like radio pop and vibes like folk like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it's like yeah, a bit hippie kind of vibe.
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  Speaker 1: It's so I on it. Look, I had fun in there.
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  Speaker 1: It's so much fun, like as a takeaway from it,
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  Speaker 1: aside from it being entertaining hopefully for anyone listening and watching,
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  Speaker 1: but getting out of your comfort zone like not gonna
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  Speaker 1: lie going into the studio to singing. The sing was
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  Speaker 1: like a little bit nerve wracking. I was like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna suck, like I don't know, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to sing, and just going in there and he's like,
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: just have a crack is going to make you sound good? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he when you said that.
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  Speaker 2: Because you went first, I remember you going just go
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  Speaker 2: in and don't be nervous.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't give a fuck. Just try your best and
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  Speaker 1: he'll make it sound because I was like, fuck, I
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: just went in and I was like he was frothen
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: really on my voice. He was like obviously, like it's
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  Speaker 1: obviously not good. He had that's all auto tune. But
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: he did say, he goes, if you really try, you
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  Speaker 1: might be able to get some sort of voice. He
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  Speaker 1: in sad today. He fully thought I had it in
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  Speaker 1: me a It was so funny, and I had and
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  Speaker 1: Beth and Henry were in there the whole time with me,
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  Speaker 1: and fuck, it was just I didn't get any compliments
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  Speaker 1: like that. I had to hit like a high note
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  Speaker 1: and my voice is pretty deep, and I was like,
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: how do you talk high? Oh? I think I had
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: to say like fight. I was like fine, Oh, I
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: cannot wait. I'm so excited. Yeah, so I'm like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: this is so fun. So next episode, both songs are
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: being released. Yeah, you better come back to listen to that.
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  Speaker 2: And at the bottom of this, maybe put a question
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: what should the fourth of it be?
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  Speaker 1: What should the loser do? We'll let you decide, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we want you to decide, but I hope look our
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  Speaker 1: fingers crossed daddy wins. Guys, No, mommy's got this, she's
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  Speaker 1: got the vocals. All right, I'll tell you what. Starting
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: the podcast that way is very beautiful. It's got us
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: any good mood. But now it's time for things that
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: feel like cheating. But aren't. This is an exciting We're
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: usually like, that's cheating, that's cheating, that's cheating. Okay, Things
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  Speaker 1: that feel like cheating, but aren't lying about where you are? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: That does feel like shit. That's terrible, bro, that's anxiety.
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  Speaker 1: That's anxiety central. Oh, we would say cheating, Where are you?
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  Speaker 1: Where are you? I'm so sorry? Facts that one things
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  Speaker 1: that feel like cheating, but aren't other girls existing in
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  Speaker 1: his life? I don't know, don't know, like that could
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  Speaker 1: be leaning towards cheating. I don't know, or do you know?
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  Speaker 1: Don't see anyone else? Prop from each other and our girlfriends,
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  Speaker 1: and that how it should that's how it should be. Outside
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  Speaker 1: world doesn't exist. Feel like cheating, But aren't holding a
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: door open for another girl? What do you mean that
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: aren't that's cheating? Imagine? Imagine? But so you go subway,
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: you go to get your subway, you're leaving another The
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: girl's about to open the walk through the door, you
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: open it up for no, slam it shut? Yeah, yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 1: slam a shut finger on the way out, hand around
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend facing literally yeah. And if you're in, if
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: you're not with your girlfriend, close it Just like all
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: the way things that feel like cheating but aren't laughing
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  Speaker 1: at another girl's joke? What's a toxic? What if they're funny?
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  Speaker 1: Is anyone funny other than your girlfriend? My girlfriend's not funny,
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  Speaker 1: she is yours. She fucking cracks me up, She fucking
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: corracts me up. Was a joke, Cassie. If you're listening,
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  Speaker 1: I love you. You're funny comedian. What feels like cheating but it
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: isn't Telling the opposite sex about your relationship issues? Is
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: that not cheating? Yeah, it kind of is. Oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: like the girl my best friend gonna tell. I'm like, oh,
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: you know, it's what sounds those like we've been having
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: troubles in the bedroom. Why are you telling them? Why
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  Speaker 1: are you telling you? Can? How many people to do it?
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: Because they've gone and girl best friends? True? True, true,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think this sometimes. It's also maybe it
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  Speaker 1: is the best person to confide in you know you
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: want a guy's perspective, but I reckon in that case.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: Suppose you go to your family, friends family, you go
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: to your dad. Yeah, you go to someone that actually
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: wants to help you, not someone wants to get in
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: your pants. Yeah exactly. What isn't cheating but feels like
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: it is taking your phone with you to the toilet
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  Speaker 1: slash shower. What are you hiding? Nah? That's that. That
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  Speaker 1: was the toilet. You can totally. What am I going
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: to do? Read the back of an aerosol can. No,
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: I watched tiktoks in there? What about the shower? That's weird?
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: Who takes their phone? I leave it on like the
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know where my phone is when I'm in
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: the shower, I put it on like the Bathroomah, Like, well,
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: this one's a bit. I don't want to throw in shade.
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: It's here. If you ask me what you think I'm
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: wanking in there or something, she's your messaging girls, mate?
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: Oh no, have you seen? Also when I first started
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: dating my girlfriend and I had to take a shit
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: at her place, like to keep the romance live, I'll
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: turn tiktoks up really really loud. In case here a
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: case like sometimes it's song. You can't not do it. Yeah,
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: the only way to get the poo out is to
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: let the gas out. Pry. Yeah, have you seen I've
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: seen a funny thing and it was like girls when
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: their boyfriends in the shower and they see his phone
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: and it's like, can't go over, it can't go under,
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: it has to go through it. What's that from? What?
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: That's old kids show? Old like kids show? Okay, things
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: that feel like cheating, But isn't swimming in on a
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: girl's picture again? Come on, there's a fence and we're
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: really leaning towards one side. We're not balanced on this.
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: Any of these so disrespectful, weird. This is like cheating,
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: not cheating. Yes, I need to be what what feels
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: like cheating? But isn't finishing the series you were watching together? Oh?
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: I had one of them. It's watching an episode ahead.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: That's the word that that feels like someone's taking your heart,
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: ripped in into pieces, got ahead of it? Do you
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: even care about me? Yeah? I did? You all the
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: time Game of Thrones we started together? Oh I didn't.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: You went and finished it and I still haven't even
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: finished last year. That's why you were getting lazy. You
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: weren't putting in the same amount that I was into it.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: I wasn't putting the time and effort into sitting on
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: the lounge and watching the show. I'm so sorry. I
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: was out there. I was earning money to pay the
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: bills for the house. Yeah, I was at home cleaning.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: I was cleaning, making the place smell homely, even drawers
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: open in the kitchens. What we were doing, I was
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: making that place smell nice. Mate for you to come
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: home from a long day's work. I had food ready
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: for whatever. Oh things, that feel like cheating. But isn't
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: sharing an uber Ooh? Why are you sharing anub or
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: uber share to save money? Yeah? Okay, yeah, by chance,
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: you're going to get in with a girl. If you're
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: a guy, you're going to get in with a girl.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think? I think that's fine. It feels
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: like cheating, but I think if it's uber share, it's fine.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: But also, who does uber share? Like, don't get an
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: uber if you do uber share? Oh yeah, how much
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: do you really say? Is it any get a public
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: bus if you're going to do that, how much do
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: you say if you share a vehicle or a form
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: of transport with someone. Just get the bus. It's cheap ass. Yeah,
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: but I think they meant like sharing an uber like
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: a night out, Like, oh, we'll both get an uber
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: together because it's forty bucks, will split twenty twenty, not
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: the actual. If it's just the actual uber, share through
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: the app and it's a random that's fine. But like
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: if you're going to some rounder, yeah, twenty bucks each
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: we live near it, catch me catch sharing a Nuba
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: with someoney, Yeah, you'll be on the bus. I'd rather walk, bro.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: What feels like cheating?
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: But isn't the thought that they've had previous partners?
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: Oh that is one hundred cheating. Yeah I always do that.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: Oh man, you don't like the thought of it. I
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: always joke about it too. It sucks. What feels like cheating?
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: But isn't going to a different hairdresser slash barb but
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: for a tidy up? Oh facts, Bro, couldn't tell my barber? Fact, No,
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: there's no way you're telling your barber, and you'll you
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: best believe you're waiting till it grows out again where
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: he's like not even going to question between you? Yeah,
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: where did you go? If he asked that question? He's
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: got all the power. He's got the clippers around. My
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: got my missus to give a touch up. I didn't
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: have time. Sorry, that's why ship. My brother's an aspiring barber.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: He's brought some new clippers. I said, give it a go, mate.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: What feels like cheating but isn't When you're both on
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: a diet and they go out to get a snack
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: in secret, I think that is cheating. That is just cheating.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: That is cheat. That is one hundred percent cheese. No,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: we couldn't do that. You couldn't do that even even
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: like getting your favorite food not together, Yeah, go and
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: get your favorite takeaway. Fucking hell? That's what about?
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: Like going to try a new takeaway spot that they
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: were really been keen on, but they're away.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Right now and you're kind of bored. You're like, am
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: like I try that new spot on the phone, Like
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: I try that new spot. We wanted to try it?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Like what what do you because that we wanted to try?
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't by myself doing that, but oh that's a
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: TV one. Next one, What feels like cheating but isn't?
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Having a work husband that is cheating? Is yes? Is
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: that is shut the fuck you're my work husband. Yeah,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: that don't twist anything. I'm your work wife, fair Yeah, mummy, yeah,
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: best know about us.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Nope, we'll keep it. That what feels like cheating but
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: isn't not watching the reels? I send that one hundred cheating.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't do that in relations All these people
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: are saying that this isn't cheating. I think these have
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: all been cheating. What relationship? You're sending each other cute
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: little memes about your love and he doesn't what imagine
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: copping a message? You know? I don't watch this? Yeah? Nah?
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: That to your friends? Yeah, I just react to friends.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I don't even watch them friends. No, I give I've
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: given up, hope. What feels like cheating but isn't leaves
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: you and delivered for hours, but is online? That's just rude.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: That's just rude. That's very rude. I remember the state
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: when was it? Instagram? In school used to tell you
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: when you've been online, how long ago? Hey, I'm pretty
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: sure Instagram still says online twenty minutes ago? What does it? Yeah? Fuck,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I just must not be toxic. I haven't noted or
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: you don't really like you just have a girlfriend. Yeah,
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: you just don't these things don't worry. But I would
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: have noticed that. Still. Yeah, so it still does.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: I'm sure it says it and says it on like
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Facebook messager and a new message.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: It was a thing check back in high school. And
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: then it'll be like she's active but not replying. You'd
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, I'm out, God, it just I thought
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: we had a connection.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: What's cheating? What's not cheating but feels like it is
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: making eye contact with a mail driver on the road.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Do you ever go through stages where like because you're
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: driving and nothing can ever happen you like death stare
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: in other cars? Oh yeah, yeah, parked at a red light. Yeah,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: I like that fun with you? Yeah yeah, yeah. You
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: know what we should do is I see this fuck
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: a funny video that goes around to be going around
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: the internet. We should do it.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Go for a drive one day, just keep driving around. Well,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: do we do it a couple times? Stop it a light?
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: And then there's two different things you can do. One
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: of them is one of us is filming. And so
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: you're driving, I'm filming and you go to the person
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: is you're like, roll down your window, your windows down,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: roll down your window as they roll there's down, you
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: roll yours up. And then one another one is is
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: you get someone's attention on a bus, right, and you
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: get this person and then you go like the person
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: in front of you, as if like I know the
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: person in front of you, and then they tap the
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: person in front of you in front of them sorry,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: and then say to point at the car and you
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: just look forward and.
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  Speaker 1: They just like you look like they've tapped this person.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: In prankdice, it's like a double break. If we're ever
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: behind a bus, we we got to think on our feet.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: It's hard, yeah, and then you got to get the
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: perfect Oh god, I'm out. I'm out. What was the question?
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I got it wrong last time? Things that feel like
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: cheating but isn't. Things that feel like cheating but aren't.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: When he asks if you want food and I say
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: no and he doesn't get me anything, we figured that
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: out that it is cheating. You should read between it lies.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Last one listening to songs I listened to when I
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: was with my axe bit cutthroat, isn't it that's cheating?
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Oh god no, I mean that's not cheating, but it's
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: just like you shouldn't be listening to self, that's reminding
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: you of swear. I swear as soon as you get
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: out of a relationship, like half your playlist goes unlike,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: you can't listen to those songs anymore. Deleted. Yeah, playlist
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: comes back on a random shuffle of random playlist. Fuck
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: this bitch. Yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I remember, like a year after I broke up with
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: my last girl friend, I was single, but I remember
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: I looked at my playlists and I had one still like,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I had one that was for her, and I would
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: put it on when she was in the car and
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I saw it and I was like, fuck, I better
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: get rid of this. Take away from that one is
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: they were all fucking cheating. Basically, everyone's cheating. You leave
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: the door and your cheat. Okay, everybody, I'm excited. This
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: is an exciting episode.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Also, last week we did call a friend and I
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: called Ben and made him say the weekend, I do
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: quite well. Surprisingly at this oie he does good. I'm
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: stressing spoon feed him. But Jake, it's Jake's turn to
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: what's it called again? Time to play? Make them say,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: make them say. I don't know if the names could not.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: So Jay's going to call a friend and I want
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: you to make them say the word beer fuck bro.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: That should be easy. It's a long weekend, Sunday suns out.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I'm giving you a few ins there. I don't even
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: know how to explain to you how anxious that this
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: segment makes me. I last week when you were doing
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: it was fucking anxious. I'm two from two, you're zero
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: from one, and and I think the one I did though,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: he like, I didn't have to like say what we
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: were doing, Like, I just hung up as if it
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: was an normal conversation. Yeah, tell them laughter. And then
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: afterwards he texted me he was like, what was that for?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I was like playing a game mate. So calling our
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: friend Wade today, Calling Wade he's recently back from Canada.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: So you can say you're going to Canada. Oh god, yeah,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: don't think about it. Don't think about it. That is
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: the You just have to not think. What you can
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: you say? Can you address? You've got to so these
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: microphones when you can. I've got an idea to get
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: around the microphone because they sound really good for the
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: person who's We don't call way very often, so I
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: should be okay though.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Let's go oh man, okay, guys, I'm not. Oh god,
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: the best part about this would be you guys listen
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: to me stress.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I bet we should need drink water. The laughing I
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: get to do after Oh fuck it, I'm going for it. No, yo,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: what's up? Just going on to the Swans game? You're
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: going to the Swans game? Yeah? Mate? Oh crap, Yeah,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: been a whileson's been one of them. Yeah, I know,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I'm yeah right, I'm actually funny. I was. You're the
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: first person I called.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I just got a new pair of headphones, and I
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: was calling you anyway, and I was thinking, what's the
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: what's the quality? Like the guy sold them to me
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: because he was like, Oh, they're fucking good quality of these.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So they sound good. Yeah, they sound hool sounds
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: like you're just talking into an normal phone. Fair enough. Well,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I was going to see what I'm going to Canada
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: on Tuesday.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was going to see what you were doing,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: because I'm actually not I think so tomorrow I won't
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: be home, but I assume you're obviously not going to
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: be home tonight.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: No, I won't be back tonight, bugger. Yeah, right, how
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: are you going.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: With the silver and go?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: And then Gripper making Melton gripper. Yeah right, you guys
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: are going to go you're going down early. Yeah, the
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: games at three and it's a long weekend, so busy, busy, right.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: We just go out beforehand or after? Oh yeah, both
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: a few drinks. What are you drinking at the moment. Oh,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: we're on the bath so we kind of drink and
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, what do you like?
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Get you on the whiskeys or I remember when you
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: were working at Kinney you said you were winking, drinking
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: like whiskey and cocon shit or whatever.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Nah, I'm back on the beer. Good on you, good
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: on you? Yes, yes, anyway, sorry he's here with me. Man,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good, good good. I had you challenge me
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: to get you to say the word beer. It did good.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Thanks Wade. Well i'll see you want to get back anyway.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I am very proud. That was textbook to be fair
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: and to be fair. Also, you were right. I probably
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: didn't have to say anything about the head I nearly
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: ruined it with the headphone. He was like, hmm, yeah,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: pretty good. He was only he was only coming through
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: one of my ephonesving that works. I might be able
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: to fix it. It should be loud enough. Still funk.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: That was I'm not even stressed. I'm confident. Let's go again. Yeah,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I'm kidding again. That was too easy. I'm quite pressed.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe the word was too easy. Yeah, I got really
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: walked him into it, didn't I okay, Look, it's proven
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: that some words are pretty easy to All right, let's
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: go a little bit more. Let's go a little bit harder. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: let's let's get some hard words, like yeah, maybe give
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: us some words to say just random. You guys can
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: be bothered. Send us a message on Instagram like we
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: want to hear you say this word. Yeah. All right, everybody,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: thanks for listening. Once again, we love you all. Coming
• 24:25
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• 24:28
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• 24:31
  Speaker 1: of our songs. Both songs will be released, followed by
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: we are doing baby Names, a little bit of a
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: rogue edition. Rogue Edition of Baby Names, and then we
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: have a confession session from someone that didn't want to
• 24:44
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• 24:48
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• 24:51
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