PATREON TEASER: The Secret World of Madame Web
Lara and Carey spend President's Day behind the Paywall discussing the already-American classic Madame Web: Dakota Johnson's 2023 bangs in a 2003 world, jarring ADR dubbing, Sydney Sweeney's "nerd" acting, speed of light jaunts to Peru, Jan 6 trying to come for 9/11's wig, and more. Then they get into the nitty-gritty of the True Detective: Night Country season finale that featured a mixed bag of some gag-worthy moments, next-level cringe needle drops, and seeing the positives of walking into the frozen tundra and never returning. Plus, Bryan Johnson queening out in New York City and Johnny…
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