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Never read a book 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_03: Just a very quick mention to you, if you're looking for something to do tonight, you want to get out, maybe have a nice dinner and uh a good laugh.
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  SPEAKER_03: Clement Center, their comedy club, is back tonight.
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  SPEAKER_03: It the the season returns tonight.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you can get tickets, Clement Center.org, walk right up to the box office, but there's three comedians.
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  SPEAKER_01: And if you go with the VIP option, because there's two different kinds of tickets you can purchase, the VIP option comes with dinner from Slam and Jam and Barbecue, which is oh so good.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, and the best part is tomorrow we're gonna have a leftover brisket here.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, but I was thinking about that.
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  SPEAKER_01: So who's gonna go get it and bring it to us?
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  SPEAKER_03: I would like to think uh Jonathan?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, because I mean not that I don't want to go to the show.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a little late for us.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, on a Monday night in the middle of a work week for us, that's that's tough.
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  SPEAKER_01: I went to bed at 7:40 last night.
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  SPEAKER_03: Give you credit on that one.
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  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, if you still want to go tonight, you don't have to do the VIP, but if you want to do the VIP, it gets you a couple drink chips, it gets you the priority seating, slam and jamming uh dinner, uh, ClementCenter.org, or just regular tickets.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't think they keep you out too horribly late.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like no, no, no, you still get home at a decent enough hour.
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  SPEAKER_03: You normal folk that are leaving your house now, right?
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, can can adjust to the next day.
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  SPEAKER_01: People wake up at 4 a.m.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is a little tough for for sure, for sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm gonna play this little clip of now.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's Alex Earl, influencer, and something that she says she's never done.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here you go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Influencer and reality show star Alex Earl took part in a recent QA with Interview Magazine, and she made a revelation that raised a few eyebrows.
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  SPEAKER_00: Take a look.
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  SPEAKER_03: What's the last book you read?
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  SPEAKER_00: I've never read a book.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like maybe Dr.
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  SPEAKER_00: Seuss.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's never a book.
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  SPEAKER_03: The audience is a woo! Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: I've read books.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't enjoy reading.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't sit down with a book.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Tiffany's a big reader.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like, she will do it on her tablet, charge my account for all her downloads.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh you know, what?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and uh, you know I love that she's so well read though.
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  SPEAKER_03: She is a big reader.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am not.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh now for me, I can legitimately say I don't remember the last book I sat down to read, except for like if it was a kid's book.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because, you know, Lydia is every once in a while still likes a book read to her.
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  SPEAKER_03: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_03: I do too.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're I'm aging out of that a little bit, you know.
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  SPEAKER_03: But uh Scott, read it to me then.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, no, because you're getting Dr.
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  SPEAKER_03: Seuss, you know.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, I can kind of relate to what she's saying, but that's also what's one of those things some people genuinely enjoy sitting down and reading a book.
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  SPEAKER_03: I do.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't.
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  SPEAKER_03: I I am not a let me sit here and read a book.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, my God, I made two different kinds of soups over the weekend.
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  SPEAKER_03: I was in the kitchen, you know, going nonstop.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's my let me do that.
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  SPEAKER_03: You've never I read a cookbook.
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  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I know you can read, obviously, because we're reading stuff every single day for our job.
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  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you never have read a book and loved it because you're just like so in deep.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's a great example.
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  SPEAKER_01: So at the box office this weekend, Verity was number one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is based off of a book.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is based off of a Colleen Hoover book.
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  SPEAKER_03: Movies and and such are and stories.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I read that book.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was uh it was a pretty good book.
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  SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't say it's my favorite.
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  SPEAKER_03: Colleen Hoover's not my favorite author, but it was I couldn't name an uh an author besides I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm dying Shakespeare.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm dying inside.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not even like Tom Clans.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is that Colin Collins still a thing?
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, Joan Collins, I thought she was an actress.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, wait, what was the other one that wrote all the sleazy novels in the Danielle Steele.
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  SPEAKER_01: Daniel Steele.
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  SPEAKER_01: Danielle Steele Steele.
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  SPEAKER_01: My mom, I th maybe it's because my mom read those.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did your parents read Girls?
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  SPEAKER_03: My mom did.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: My dad had a job where he was reading constantly at work.
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  SPEAKER_03: He was a technical publications writer.
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  SPEAKER_03: So Boring.
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  SPEAKER_03: He was like, I don't really need a book right now.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean I've had my face in one all day.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm not.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's just I for me, I don't find the joy in sitting there reading.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know a lot of people do, and I think that's great for you.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's just, you know, Zach's a big reader, but I think that mainly women are the readers.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why, but it seems like this would be an answer that mainly men would be like, no, I've never read a book.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean or I can't remember the last book I read.
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  SPEAKER_03: And and I'm not even gonna throw audiobooks into this.
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  SPEAKER_03: That doesn't count.
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  SPEAKER_03: In this, in this case, that doesn't count because that's kind of like listening to a big podcast.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes for 12 hours.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's different.
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  SPEAKER_03: That this is sitting down and reading a book other than Dr.
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  SPEAKER_03: Seuss.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can kind of relate to what she's saying.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is there something that you've never done?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like Alex Earl, never reading a book is just blows my mind.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is there something you've never done that would like blow our minds or like your significant other?
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  SPEAKER_01: You like you know that they've never done this, and you're like, it blows my mind.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah, if Zach told me right now, like Tiffany right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: I wonder if she's like, whoa.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't believe that Scott like just he can't even remember the last book he read.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, she knows.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'd rather watch Tulsa King instead of read Tulsa King.
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  SPEAKER_01: I get I get it, but sometimes I just love getting lost in a book.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I'm for you, that's fantastic.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do not judge me for the fact that I don't find the joy in that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm slightly judging you.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, I'm judging you if you nerd.
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  SPEAKER_03: Why don't you get out?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh wait, what am I saying?
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  SPEAKER_03: You get out.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, text us here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is there something that you're pretty sure your significant other has never done?
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  SPEAKER_03: And you're like, what the I would love to know that they probably would not be able to do it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Or or maybe somebody you know very much.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm not alone in this, by the way, either.
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  SPEAKER_03: About the no book thing?
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  SPEAKER_03: About the no book thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't imagine other than like a mechanics manual.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't see Terry sitting down going, uh pick up this uh Daniel Steele here, Roses and Thorns.
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  SPEAKER_03: I love a good read.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.