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- 3:17Speaker 2: A hidy Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
- 3:19Speaker 2: Dad podcast. Today it is.
- 3:23Speaker 1: Wednesday, Wednesday, the thirteenth and the president is dead.
- 3:33Speaker 2: It is eight am. I had to get up early
- 3:36Speaker 2: for this one. Just get here early and grind.
- 3:38Speaker 1: And I don't know why you were so late, because
- 3:40Speaker 1: me and Francis were here at seven am.
- 3:45Speaker 8: Rappy.
- 3:45Speaker 1: I mean, this is your bitch ass joke. Make fun
- 3:50Speaker 1: of my contribution to your bitch ass joke. I was
- 3:53Speaker 1: at church offence mechanism. I was at church on Sunday. Yeah,
- 3:56Speaker 1: away game was Lord Baptism thirty second Sunday, ordinary time.
- 4:01Speaker 8: Uh.
- 4:01Speaker 1: And we were in I think like Upper perky Oome
- 4:04Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania, and uh, it's the It was the kind
- 4:08Speaker 1: of church where people were people wear like Eagles jerseys
- 4:13Speaker 1: to masks. I saw a dude in the Nick Foles jersey,
- 4:18Speaker 1: and then I saw a dude in a Kelly Green
- 4:20Speaker 1: Riley Cooper jersey. Really, you guys remember who Riley Cooper? Yeah,
- 4:26Speaker 1: of course, do you remember who he was? He was
- 4:28Speaker 1: an Eagles player. He was like their white wide receiver.
- 4:31Speaker 1: He went to Florida. He was like a good deep threat.
- 4:33Speaker 1: But then he went to a country concert and like
- 4:36Speaker 1: someone caught him on video being like I'll fight every
- 4:40Speaker 1: N word in there. Holy shit, Like he's on a
- 4:43Speaker 1: football team, one of like five percent of the white
- 4:46Speaker 1: dudes or whatever.
- 4:47Speaker 2: Well, it's probably I was wearing the jersey, trying to
- 4:49Speaker 2: get some trying to get some blessings over to Cooper.
- 4:52Speaker 1: Yeah, they probed him. They probably were just trying to, Yeah,
- 4:54Speaker 1: the fucking look out for him. And it was for
- 4:57Speaker 1: a baptism. And then during the baptism part of it,
- 5:00Speaker 1: there was like someone who was in the family, not
- 5:02Speaker 1: not on the on my side of the aisle where
- 5:05Speaker 1: everyone's getting baptized, but on the other side. A dude
- 5:08Speaker 1: was like kneeling for like part of the mass, and
- 5:10Speaker 1: he just like reached down and pulled out a two
- 5:13Speaker 1: liter Coca Cola.
- 5:15Speaker 2: Damn, that's crazy.
- 5:18Speaker 1: I had never seen anything like it.
- 5:20Speaker 2: The dude, just the dude was there people like watching
- 5:22Speaker 2: like the Panthers Giants game on.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Their phones, probably just checking it out on their phone.
- 5:27Speaker 11: That's crazy.
- 5:27Speaker 1: But he just surreptitiously, like like like almost silently and
- 5:32Speaker 1: slowly pulled up the fucking two leader red coke mouth
- 5:38Speaker 1: and started chugging away at it. It was so fucking
- 5:41Speaker 1: it was so real.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Bringing the two Leader to church is diabolical. I mean,
- 5:46Speaker 2: that's crazy.
- 5:46Speaker 8: They say that a child baptized with coca cola, that
- 5:51Speaker 8: there was actually a one chance he will beat his wife,
- 5:56Speaker 8: that's what they say.
- 5:59Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I was just surprised to see that
- 6:00Speaker 1: at a Catholic church. Save that for the non denominational ship. Yeah,
- 6:04Speaker 1: don't bring that ship into Catholicism, Bro, will turn that
- 6:07Speaker 1: fucking uh Coca cola into the blood of Christ.
- 6:10Speaker 2: So Catholic Church, We'll turn that Coca cola over into
- 6:13Speaker 2: Jack and Coke.
- 6:14Speaker 1: Right, Matthew and John and Coke. Bro, fucking the Gospel
- 6:20Speaker 1: of Coke. But it was just it was it was rattling,
- 6:24Speaker 1: but hell of a fucking hell of a reading in
- 6:27Speaker 1: their unbelievable stuff. Uh old Testament ship they uh this bro.
- 6:35Speaker 8: Uh.
- 6:36Speaker 1: It was a famine and he went to these pagans
- 6:39Speaker 1: and he was like he saw widow and he was like,
- 6:42Speaker 1: make me some food. And she was like, we don't
- 6:46Speaker 1: have any, and we're gonna I have a small amount
- 6:50Speaker 1: of flour and a small amount of oil and I'm
- 6:53Speaker 1: gonna make myself and my son some bread and then
- 6:56Speaker 1: we're gonna die, is what they said. And the guy
- 6:59Speaker 1: was like, still make me some food.
- 7:02Speaker 2: I'm hungry.
- 7:02Speaker 1: Yeah, and she was like all right, and she made
- 7:07Speaker 1: him some food and since she had trusted in someone
- 7:10Speaker 1: who was I guess a prophet, they had food for
- 7:12Speaker 1: a year or some shit like that.
- 7:14Speaker 8: Classic that's always how those stories end.
- 7:16Speaker 1: Probably he was probably for years.
- 7:20Speaker 8: It turned out he wasn't just a douche back, but
- 7:23Speaker 8: he probably just like he was a wizard.
- 7:26Speaker 1: He's the one who told the story. So he probably
- 7:28Speaker 1: just got the bread from them.
- 7:30Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they died, Yeah, they died. They died directly
- 7:33Speaker 2: after Yeah, and he just walked away and then he
- 7:36Speaker 2: just wrote down and then they ate forever.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, how do you know?
- 7:41Speaker 8: And it was.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Probably just him exercising, Like that's when the patriarchy was
- 7:45Speaker 1: probably at it to people. Yeah, there was these like
- 7:47Speaker 1: non believing pagans with their fucking and and she's a
- 7:51Speaker 1: widow and he's a man, probably like homeless, and he's
- 7:54Speaker 1: just like, make me some fucking food, and she was how.
- 7:58Speaker 2: Many dudes you think left Mass that day and went
- 8:00Speaker 2: home and told their wife to make some food as
- 8:02Speaker 2: like a joke, like make me some food, make me bread.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Yeah, probably none of them because nobody listened to attention. Yeah,
- 8:09Speaker 1: nobody's paying attention. But during the baptism part, the priest
- 8:12Speaker 1: was like begging the men to come to Mass. He
- 8:15Speaker 1: was like in a lot of cultures, the Italians specifically,
- 8:18Speaker 1: they never the men basically say, ladies, you take the
- 8:23Speaker 1: kids to Mass, and they just wash their hands of it.
- 8:25Speaker 1: And he was begging the men to participate in the
- 8:28Speaker 1: mass cycle.
- 8:29Speaker 2: Well, I mean, they shouldn't have made masks fall on
- 8:30Speaker 2: the same day as ball, especially when we got games
- 8:33Speaker 2: in Munich after the Jews figured out, especially when we
- 8:35Speaker 2: got games in Munich happening early games. I mean, do
- 8:40Speaker 2: not watch the Panthers Giants.
- 8:42Speaker 1: The Jews don't like college ball because that's on their sabbath.
- 8:45Speaker 1: The Catholics, I mean, you know, I shouldn't like pro ball.
- 8:49Speaker 8: When did you have you been going to Mass on
- 8:52Speaker 8: Sunday for a long time.
- 8:53Speaker 1: It was probably probably started like thirty six years ago.
- 8:56Speaker 2: No, he's flying, but there's no way you can go, dude.
- 9:00Speaker 2: When when you had to do confession for for the Yact,
- 9:04Speaker 2: you literally had to like find a church, like you
- 9:06Speaker 2: didn't even know where a church was.
- 9:08Speaker 1: I went to a local church and I filmed it, and.
- 9:11Speaker 2: You said it was your first time doing confession in
- 9:12Speaker 2: like twenty years.
- 9:13Speaker 1: I don't do confession, But.
- 9:15Speaker 2: You you go to church every I've never heard you
- 9:17Speaker 2: talk about church once until the last two weeks.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Well, no, that was more weeks ago. That was the
- 9:23Speaker 1: thirtieth Sunday Ordinary Time and now we're talking about the
- 9:25Speaker 1: thirty second, so that's actually would be three weeks.
- 9:28Speaker 2: I don't believe you.
- 9:30Speaker 1: What what like? What was God think?
- 9:34Speaker 2: Am I wrong? He's never mentioned church once? And then
- 9:37Speaker 2: the last that's why? And I texted him at one
- 9:39Speaker 2: pm yst year. He goes, I'm at church. What's going
- 9:41Speaker 2: on in the game?
- 9:41Speaker 8: And it's been the last couple of weeks exactly. I
- 9:44Speaker 8: feel like we have a blossoming born in news.
- 9:47Speaker 2: I mean, if you're going to church, I don't care.
- 9:49Speaker 2: But I don't believe that you've been going to church
- 9:51Speaker 2: every Sunday. I just didn't know that you've got to
- 9:52Speaker 2: since I've known you.
- 9:53Speaker 1: I don't know that you guys are really impressed, because,
- 9:56Speaker 1: like I just I talked about it on the thirtieth
- 9:59Speaker 1: Sunday of Ordinary Time and suddenly and then suddenly everybody's like, oh,
- 10:04Speaker 1: like this is funny, And I was like, oh, I
- 10:06Speaker 1: didn't realize that there's like something to this, and so
- 10:09Speaker 1: now you know what I mean. I'm happy to recount
- 10:11Speaker 1: the readings because then in some ways I'm a vessel.
- 10:14Speaker 1: In some ways I am bringing the Lord, do you guys?
- 10:16Speaker 8: And also you mean it make it so that we
- 10:18Speaker 8: don't have to go to get the We're going to
- 10:20Speaker 8: get the message.
- 10:21Speaker 1: This is your mess the Lord of God.
- 10:23Speaker 8: By the way, don't try with him because he's you know, half.
- 10:29Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. That's why I always told him
- 10:30Speaker 1: the first reading.
- 10:31Speaker 8: He's unwilling to receive the word of.
- 10:34Speaker 2: I literally am. I'm a confirmed Catholic, his Lord, just.
- 10:40Speaker 8: Tell me if I'm getting this right. Your They believe
- 10:43Speaker 8: roan uh and I might be a little hazy on this.
- 10:47Speaker 8: They believe that the Catholic God is Satanic?
- 10:55Speaker 1: Is that right basically, or like that Jesus is not
- 10:58Speaker 1: the Messiah, that Jesus is us like a fuck boy,
- 11:01Speaker 1: like he's on the same level as Moses and Abraham
- 11:04Speaker 1: and Jacob.
- 11:05Speaker 8: And is that where they killed him?
- 11:06Speaker 1: Yeah, basically because they're like they wanted to prove that
- 11:08Speaker 1: he's just another prophet, that he could die like everybody.
- 11:11Speaker 8: I never knew why they wanted to kill him so
- 11:14Speaker 8: badly jealousy. I thought it was because he defaulted on
- 11:17Speaker 8: a real estate loan.
- 11:23Speaker 2: Very funny back then, you.
- 11:25Speaker 8: Know they were your people, were the corcoran of the
- 11:30Speaker 8: Egyptian Mount Sinai desert, whatever it is, it.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Was, and that's why you guys run the media today.
- 11:36Speaker 1: According to theovon.
- 11:37Speaker 8: Around Hal Stevens, Douglas Hellman.
- 11:41Speaker 1: Then in the second or in the Gospel, there's this
- 11:45Speaker 1: everybody's like, give him money, and then there's this old
- 11:48Speaker 1: woman who comes up and she's broke as a joke,
- 11:51Speaker 1: doesn't have a fucking dollar to her name. All she
- 11:54Speaker 1: has is two coins worth a penny each.
- 11:57Speaker 8: And Jews let her live.
- 11:59Speaker 1: Well, she gave up both of her coins.
- 12:02Speaker 8: Because it happened that mass we're going to kill her.
- 12:05Speaker 1: Oh no, this is the second this is the gospel.
- 12:06Speaker 8: Bro.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Wow, you can pay attention.
- 12:08Speaker 2: Bro.
- 12:08Speaker 1: That's why I need to really slow it down. But
- 12:11Speaker 1: it's more significant that she gave both coins because if
- 12:15Speaker 1: she had had only one coin, then it's a binary
- 12:17Speaker 1: decision give or do not give. But if with two
- 12:21Speaker 1: coins she could have given half, she gave all when
- 12:24Speaker 1: she had the option to still give half of a
- 12:26Speaker 1: financial advisor.
- 12:27Speaker 2: This is why they need the Jews. That's just dom spending.
- 12:30Speaker 8: I would have pretended I only had one. Yeah, if
- 12:34Speaker 8: I had to, i'd give all Yeah, but I would
- 12:37Speaker 8: hold the the other one.
- 12:40Speaker 1: Yeah, you slide it up. That's why they call it
- 12:42Speaker 1: the coin slot.
- 12:43Speaker 2: She put it. I mean, you gotta have. You gotta
- 12:46Speaker 2: have at least a penny to your name.
- 12:47Speaker 8: I would, I would do it. I would hold it
- 12:49Speaker 8: in the webbing of my hand and then do a
- 12:51Speaker 8: magic tricky. I only have the one. But what's that
- 12:56Speaker 8: in your ear?
- 12:57Speaker 2: What happened with OSDA mentalists last night? Didn't he Jalen
- 13:00Speaker 2: Hurdson like him?
- 13:01Speaker 1: I saw something like that.
- 13:02Speaker 5: I don't.
- 13:02Speaker 1: I didn't watch the video. I said, if Jalen Hurts
- 13:04Speaker 1: doesn't like him, I don't like him.
- 13:06Speaker 8: Isn't it's the mental.
- 13:07Speaker 1: Oh Pearlman, Pearlman?
- 13:12Speaker 8: Is that him? That's his name.
- 13:13Speaker 2: I don't want to be like racist, but black dudes
- 13:15Speaker 2: don't really fuck around with magic.
- 13:17Speaker 1: I mean I think they take that back. No, it's
- 13:20Speaker 1: true black magic, that's the thing.
- 13:24Speaker 2: Well, I mean, but it's not black magic.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Was was there any black dudes in Slytherin? Because then
- 13:33Speaker 1: they have like the most dark magic, and then they
- 13:35Speaker 1: had literally.
- 13:37Speaker 8: They were the bad guys. I don't know that there
- 13:39Speaker 8: were many black guys in the entire Harry Potters, which
- 13:43Speaker 8: would be Harry's point. Fucking Hogwarts was just like where
- 13:48Speaker 8: we know they're not going to come.
- 13:49Speaker 2: Yeah, it's realistic, but you send the owl. You know
- 13:53Speaker 2: that that they're never getting that letter. They're taking that
- 13:55Speaker 2: letter in the thrown and writing the shred er.
- 13:57Speaker 8: You send the owl, you know they're going to deep
- 13:59Speaker 8: fry it.
- 14:01Speaker 1: I can't have that, have that. Slytherin was a bunch
- 14:05Speaker 1: of dudes pretending to be black magic. Though.
- 14:08Speaker 8: Yeah they were bad guys. They were bad guys. They
- 14:11Speaker 8: did they were the Dark Arts household.
- 14:14Speaker 1: But they're appropriating black magic, you know what I mean,
- 14:17Speaker 1: They're not actually black, They're they're pretending to be black.
- 14:20Speaker 2: Well, they were trafficking in it though, But I don't
- 14:22Speaker 2: think black magic has anything to do with being black.
- 14:25Speaker 2: I don't think it's like if a black dude starts
- 14:26Speaker 2: doing card tricks, it's like, holy shit, the Dark Arts.
- 14:33Speaker 8: I think we know that that's we know there's at
- 14:38Speaker 8: least two black dudes.
- 14:39Speaker 1: Kingsley shackle Bot. Oh yeah, the dude who did the
- 14:43Speaker 1: play by play at the quidditch matches.
- 14:45Speaker 8: But those were just those guys were just cast in
- 14:47Speaker 8: the movie as black actors. Then Harry ran into Kingsley's
- 14:53Speaker 8: shackle Bot, who never knew his father, and.
- 14:57Speaker 1: I think they called him Jamaica. I mean they also
- 14:59Speaker 1: called him king Ley Shacklebot. It's like her, I mean
- 15:02Speaker 1: j k Rowling calling the the bank ship, the bank
- 15:07Speaker 1: is goblins, the there's inferences girls Cho Chang so racist
- 15:19Speaker 1: Indian girl is.
- 15:22Speaker 8: Like that. Patel, Yeah, Parverdi Patel and Kingsley shackle Bot.
- 15:28Speaker 1: We're to assume that is I think they say he's
- 15:30Speaker 1: Jamaican in it.
- 15:31Speaker 8: What really?
- 15:32Speaker 1: I think so? And that's the way she could say
- 15:34Speaker 1: he's Jamaican.
- 15:34Speaker 2: With black dude, imagine being the owl and then you
- 15:37Speaker 2: have to go to Jamaica, like, dude, come on, all.
- 15:41Speaker 1: Right, we're gonna send you to do some male and
- 15:43Speaker 1: wait sussex.
- 15:46Speaker 8: Jamia Kingsley shackle Bolt. Yeah, a few. One of the
- 15:54Speaker 8: few characters in the Harry Potter series, and one of
- 15:58Speaker 8: only four, was the speaking role.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Did you have black people?
- 16:02Speaker 1: Did you hear that there was like an old crazy
- 16:04Speaker 1: that someone counted that well, when it's four, you don't
- 16:07Speaker 1: have to count that.
- 16:08Speaker 8: I guess it's true. Kingsley was a tall black wizard
- 16:10Speaker 8: and was described as broad shouldered. He was bald and
- 16:14Speaker 8: wore a single gold hoop earring. He had a slow,
- 16:17Speaker 8: deep voice that was said to be reassuring.
- 16:20Speaker 1: He was hung like a horse boy.
- 16:21Speaker 8: They didn't even need to say that. That's exactly how
- 16:23Speaker 8: I pictured him, right, I just knew his voice sounded
- 16:29Speaker 8: like moloas was was he?
- 16:31Speaker 1: But he wasn't? Uh? Was he British? Or was he
- 16:34Speaker 1: Jimmy a gun?
- 16:34Speaker 8: He's described as black in the Harry Potter.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Books, just black.
- 16:40Speaker 8: His ethnicity is mentioned in the text, specifically noting his
- 16:43Speaker 8: dark skin.
- 16:45Speaker 1: Wow, shackle bought shackle Bolt that has like a slavery.
- 16:52Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just it's just racism.
- 16:54Speaker 8: Yeah, that's all that is. Uh.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Yeah, but she was probably like, well, we have diversity,
- 17:01Speaker 1: we have a girl in her redhead.
- 17:05Speaker 2: Shackle Bolts is crazy. Let that go through. The editors
- 17:15Speaker 2: had to have been like, what's up with the shackle
- 17:17Speaker 2: Bolts thing?
- 17:18Speaker 8: Why had they actually had her tone it down?
- 17:21Speaker 12: Really?
- 17:21Speaker 8: Yeah? The original name was Wesley Snipes. Oh man, you.
- 17:28Speaker 1: Could have been so much more racist there.
- 17:30Speaker 2: Already to know what you were going to say, Glabby
- 17:32Speaker 2: landed on Wesley Snipes.
- 17:33Speaker 8: Have you heard Chappelle's joke about how the blackest name
- 17:37Speaker 8: he can think of his Draymond Green. It's like one
- 17:45Speaker 8: of those things. I'd never thought that until he said,
- 17:48Speaker 8: and then it's like, oh, yeah, that's great.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Really, when I think of the black I think, like
- 17:52Speaker 2: the blackest dude in the NFL's DK Metcalf. It's always
- 17:55Speaker 2: just been my.
- 17:56Speaker 1: Name wise, name wise interesting. I'm trying to think of
- 18:02Speaker 1: what is there that's good, that's damn good.
- 18:08Speaker 2: Josh Allen has to easily be the whitest name in
- 18:10Speaker 2: the NFL.
- 18:11Speaker 1: Oh really, I think the Josh Allen. There's a black
- 18:13Speaker 1: dude named Josh Allen too.
- 18:15Speaker 2: That is true. That is true. You got me there.
- 18:17Speaker 1: I think Josh Allen's relatively black. There's got to be
- 18:21Speaker 1: some super white names.
- 18:23Speaker 2: Patrick Mahomes, Patrick Mahomes, Oh good Irish boy.
- 18:33Speaker 1: Oh young Paty Mahomes.
- 18:34Speaker 8: Does he have Irish ancestry?
- 18:37Speaker 1: You can't be named Mahomes or not. I think his
- 18:40Speaker 1: mom his mom was his mom Don the red Hat,
- 18:45Speaker 1: and I'm not talking about the chief one.
- 18:46Speaker 2: Yeah, she was wearing the Trump which is.
- 18:48Speaker 1: Crazy because she's right next to Taylor swiss box. And
- 18:55Speaker 1: why because she walked slowly?
- 18:57Speaker 2: Because she doesn't because I guess she didn't do enough
- 18:59Speaker 2: for the election.
- 19:01Speaker 1: Fuck is she supposed to do?
- 19:03Speaker 2: Steal the vote?
- 19:05Speaker 8: What Elon did?
- 19:05Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 19:06Speaker 8: Elon ran Trump's ground game, did he That's what they said.
- 19:10Speaker 2: They're saying that Elon, that Elon rigged the election.
- 19:14Speaker 8: We don't even rig it.
- 19:15Speaker 2: That's what they're saying online on Reddit last night, they
- 19:18Speaker 2: were saying that apparently there's tapes of Elon saying, if
- 19:20Speaker 2: we change a line of code, we can fuck with
- 19:23Speaker 2: the vote. The vote count legendary.
- 19:26Speaker 8: You would like Elon. He's obsessed with video games. Obsessed.
- 19:29Speaker 2: Yeah's no. He's ranked in.
- 19:31Speaker 1: Diablo plays Quake top twenty in the world, top.
- 19:34Speaker 2: Twenty in the world. Is Yablo four?
- 19:36Speaker 8: Really?
- 19:36Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually a great game. I've played that. It's
- 19:39Speaker 2: actually pretty crazy, Like I like, if you look up
- 19:40Speaker 2: the rankings that he actually is, says Elon Musk.
- 19:44Speaker 1: It's crazy that he just finds time to do that.
- 19:47Speaker 8: Well, they do. He'll be He'll be at He'll be
- 19:49Speaker 8: at like SpaceX headquarters working on a problem. With them
- 19:53Speaker 8: until midnight, and then he and the engineers just go
- 19:55Speaker 8: play video games still four am.
- 19:57Speaker 1: That's I mean, that's like how Mooge was when he
- 19:59Speaker 1: first came to Bar.
- 20:00Speaker 8: So.
- 20:00Speaker 1: Yeah, we were just playing Diablo. We didn't realize we
- 20:04Speaker 1: had a true musk on our hands.
- 20:05Speaker 2: Played so much Search and Destroy this weekend. So fun,
- 20:09Speaker 2: most fun I've had playing video games in a while.
- 20:11Speaker 2: I believe it me Mooke Peters Bo Wait, Mouke is
- 20:16Speaker 2: in with the boys. Oh yeah, big time. They played
- 20:18Speaker 2: with Mouke without me? Really Yeah, so Peters and Mouke
- 20:23Speaker 2: play video games together. It's hilarious.
- 20:25Speaker 1: Oh, it's so crazy because you gate kept them for
- 20:28Speaker 1: so long and like you wouldn't play video games with
- 20:30Speaker 1: pATP Beverly.
- 20:33Speaker 8: And he got mad when I started becoming good friends
- 20:35Speaker 8: with Bo.
- 20:35Speaker 2: Well, because you were a couple of coming friends with them,
- 20:37Speaker 2: specifically trying to hijack the hijrack my friend group and
- 20:40Speaker 2: what's doing?
- 20:41Speaker 8: That's you being insecure. I was friends with them because
- 20:44Speaker 8: I like their personalities.
- 20:46Speaker 2: I'm not sure about that.
- 20:47Speaker 8: Oh, and I have a lot in common. Peters and
- 20:49Speaker 8: I played chess together.
- 20:50Speaker 2: You think you and both a lot in common because
- 20:52Speaker 2: of how he presents himself in public. But Bo played
- 20:54Speaker 2: video games for like six hours yesterday.
- 20:57Speaker 8: Oh you wouldn't do. I just the only thing preventing
- 20:59Speaker 8: me from playing video games is that I haven't purchased
- 21:02Speaker 8: a gaming console.
- 21:04Speaker 1: You should get the headset, the meta headset.
- 21:08Speaker 8: I was a big gear head. Yeah, Gears of War. Yeah,
- 21:13Speaker 8: I played it all the time.
- 21:15Speaker 1: And I mean chess is basically a video game. When
- 21:17Speaker 1: you're playing like chess against somebody, that's your gaming.
- 21:22Speaker 8: The original video game gaming.
- 21:23Speaker 1: Whenever you're playing online chess. What is the original I
- 21:26Speaker 1: guess Pong.
- 21:27Speaker 2: The original video game. Yeah, I think it's.
- 21:30Speaker 8: Uh up there, that's pretty good.
- 21:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know this Pong pre date like arcade games.
- 21:38Speaker 1: I guess like pinball was the precursor.
- 21:42Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not really a video game.
- 21:45Speaker 8: Can someone explain this is a genuine question? Is pinball
- 21:49Speaker 8: a skill game? You get better?
- 21:53Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 21:53Speaker 8: So when I play so often, the ball just goes
- 21:58Speaker 8: into a place where neither of the flippers can.
- 22:00Speaker 2: It Yeah, and I die. Yeah.
- 22:02Speaker 8: How do really good pinball players prevent that?
- 22:04Speaker 2: Because you got to you gotta angle it so that
- 22:06Speaker 2: it never goes You probably know where it's going to.
- 22:08Speaker 2: Go based on the angle, So you got to know
- 22:10Speaker 2: the angles to make sure that it's not going to
- 22:12Speaker 2: bounce off something in land in the middle.
- 22:13Speaker 1: And people know, like a good pinball player knows the
- 22:16Speaker 1: lay of the land.
- 22:17Speaker 2: Yeah, right, they know the golf course before exactly.
- 22:20Speaker 1: You know where the bunkers are. You know where to
- 22:23Speaker 1: hit it.
- 22:23Speaker 8: Do they catch it? Every time? With the flipper up
- 22:26Speaker 8: and they catch it and then let it roll down
- 22:28Speaker 8: a little and go. I don't know.
- 22:29Speaker 2: I think catching it is kind of like the reset.
- 22:32Speaker 2: Catching it is like, oh right, let's take a deep breath,
- 22:34Speaker 2: but you still live.
- 22:35Speaker 8: You can't you can't guarantee that you're going to direct
- 22:39Speaker 8: the ball in the direction you want to out into
- 22:41Speaker 8: the landscape if you don't catch it.
- 22:46Speaker 2: I think that's coming from a people that don't play
- 22:48Speaker 2: the game.
- 22:49Speaker 8: Ever. No, that's true, because if the ball's just coming
- 22:52Speaker 8: down fast and you just hit it.
- 22:54Speaker 2: You could probably you probably know the timing of hitting it.
- 22:59Speaker 1: I went to a pinball factory on a bachelor party
- 23:01Speaker 1: one time, and uh, there was like a wrestling video
- 23:05Speaker 1: game that featured CM Punk and I was with CM
- 23:08Speaker 1: Punk at the time. That's cool, and he got to
- 23:09Speaker 1: see it he.
- 23:10Speaker 8: Was on the bachelor party.
- 23:11Speaker 1: He was at the bachelor party.
- 23:13Speaker 2: Was John Mayor there as well?
- 23:14Speaker 8: He was that one.
- 23:16Speaker 1: I don't know if he went to the He didn't
- 23:18Speaker 1: go to the pinball thing.
- 23:19Speaker 2: Though it wasn't really his speed.
- 23:21Speaker 1: He was where we had the baseball game later on
- 23:23Speaker 1: that day. I think you wanted to sleep in. He
- 23:24Speaker 1: wanted to get a little resting. You want to work
- 23:26Speaker 1: on a six string. Understandable guy like me, though, I'm
- 23:30Speaker 1: going to every activity at a bachelor party. I'm not
- 23:33Speaker 1: missing out because I mean bachelor parties, you're going to
- 23:35Speaker 1: find a guy to ostracize, so you always got to
- 23:38Speaker 1: be on the inside of the circle.
- 23:39Speaker 2: Yeah, makes sense, makes sense to me. I never been
- 23:43Speaker 2: on a bachelor I was speaking of which my sister
- 23:45Speaker 2: got engaged this weekend.
- 23:46Speaker 1: What congratulation?
- 23:49Speaker 11: Yeah, so.
- 23:57Speaker 1: You think me and Francis can go.
- 23:59Speaker 8: Yeah, we've all been wondering when that was gonna happen.
- 24:02Speaker 1: Yeah, are you giving this guy hard time?
- 24:05Speaker 8: Or what if I had a sour patch watermelon?
- 24:07Speaker 2: Yeah, they're over a week.
- 24:09Speaker 1: Old, that's fine. Their cryogeneic a last forever.
- 24:13Speaker 2: I might have polished them off all right, If you're
- 24:15Speaker 2: gonna have one I'm gonna have one too, we'll go
- 24:17Speaker 2: down together.
- 24:21Speaker 10: You.
- 24:22Speaker 1: I bought those last week and then I saw that
- 24:25Speaker 1: there's eighty four percent of your weekly sugar in them.
- 24:30Speaker 1: It's insane how much sugar. You look at the calories,
- 24:33Speaker 1: you're like, okay, not crazy, and then you look at
- 24:35Speaker 1: the sugar amount. I fucking had two of them and
- 24:38Speaker 1: my left eye started twitching.
- 24:40Speaker 8: Forty four grams.
- 24:42Speaker 1: That's so many gwams.
- 24:43Speaker 8: You're supposed to have twenty five grams of sugar a depth.
- 24:45Speaker 1: It's so ridiculous amount of sty four glims in there.
- 24:48Speaker 1: All right, I'll have one.
- 24:49Speaker 2: I've been hammering seas every morning because I'm off the coffee.
- 24:54Speaker 1: Bo. Wasn't a coffee bro.
- 24:56Speaker 2: Definitely was part of it.
- 24:57Speaker 1: Well, no, it's the weight bro. But you just can't
- 24:59Speaker 1: quit the eight dude.
- 25:01Speaker 2: People were like dming me, saying like, oh, you got
- 25:03Speaker 2: to quit the jewel. I've had panic attacks way long
- 25:06Speaker 2: before I was using the jewel.
- 25:08Speaker 1: And then they stopped and now they're back.
- 25:11Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with the jewel. I have
- 25:13Speaker 2: a panic disorder. I have panic attacks constantly. Not constantly
- 25:17Speaker 2: because I know how to manage them, but like I'm
- 25:19Speaker 2: always I'm always close.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Right, so nothing triggers them.
- 25:23Speaker 2: I'm always right there.
- 25:25Speaker 1: Yeah, but they don't get triggered by anything right now.
- 25:27Speaker 1: Not really, that's not true. And why would you quit
- 25:29Speaker 1: coffee if you think nothing triggered?
- 25:31Speaker 8: Oh?
- 25:32Speaker 2: Because last week because I had so many panic attacks.
- 25:34Speaker 2: So I hadn't had a panic attack probably a real panic,
- 25:37Speaker 2: like a full on, out of control one, since I
- 25:41Speaker 2: was probably probably like four three or four years, and
- 25:46Speaker 2: then I had like four of those last week. So
- 25:48Speaker 2: then all of the walls came crashing down. And then
- 25:50Speaker 2: all of a sudden, it was like everything that makes
- 25:52Speaker 2: me anxious, that has made me anxious in the past,
- 25:54Speaker 2: was making me anxious again. So like being in cars,
- 25:57Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I was anxious in ubers, the
- 25:59Speaker 2: idea you being on a plane. I was like, I
- 26:01Speaker 2: can't go on a plane right now, And then like caffeine,
- 26:04Speaker 2: that's gonna make me feel like shit.
- 26:06Speaker 1: When was your first panic attack in high school? And
- 26:09Speaker 1: when did you start jeweling before high school? Yeah?
- 26:14Speaker 2: But dude, I mean, I don't know, I don't really
- 26:16Speaker 2: understand what I know what it is.
- 26:19Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with zero factorial's.
- 26:22Speaker 8: Just put it this way. It is a possible cause
- 26:25Speaker 8: and you're not going to cut it out.
- 26:27Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do. It's not it's not a possible cause.
- 26:30Speaker 2: Why because I know what the triggers are and it
- 26:34Speaker 2: has nothing to.
- 26:34Speaker 8: Do with the jewel.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Then why did you quick coffee?
- 26:36Speaker 2: Because caffeine is one of the triggers.
- 26:38Speaker 1: Why isn't a jewel of trigger?
- 26:42Speaker 2: Because it's not.
- 26:43Speaker 8: What what who says you? You just know your body?
- 26:46Speaker 2: Yes exactly.
- 26:48Speaker 8: I don't buy it, all right.
- 26:50Speaker 1: I think you got to get off the gluten two.
- 26:53Speaker 1: I think what what it would reset you is you
- 26:55Speaker 1: go to go to Paris for your masters. You get
- 27:01Speaker 1: your masters in Paris, and you'll be fucking good to go.
- 27:05Speaker 2: That's always a that's always a.
- 27:06Speaker 1: It's always on the table to go get your degree.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Always nice to go, just the option of getting your degree.
- 27:13Speaker 2: The podcast. I watched that podcast on the YouTube split
- 27:17Speaker 2: screen with the Ravens and the bangles and then that
- 27:20Speaker 2: on the other side.
- 27:21Speaker 1: Oh, YouTube allowed you to put those two ups. They
- 27:26Speaker 1: should honestly, Now, I.
- 27:28Speaker 2: Don't know you can play I don't You can't play
- 27:30Speaker 2: regular YouTube videos on the multiple only things that have
- 27:32Speaker 2: been like selected to be pay which is so stupid.
- 27:35Speaker 2: Will they pair certain games together? Yeah, it makes no sense.
- 27:39Speaker 1: I wonder why. I wonder why that is, why you
- 27:42Speaker 1: can't just pay two things like why can't it just
- 27:44Speaker 1: be an individual part of what they're broadcasting.
- 27:48Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 27:50Speaker 8: I just I was just told that Zach Brian unfollowed
- 27:54Speaker 8: or blocked every follow you. I checked every single Baromployer
- 27:58Speaker 8: said for me, how did you know that?
- 28:00Speaker 2: Because I checked?
- 28:01Speaker 8: Why would you check?
- 28:01Speaker 2: Because you said that he followed you on Instagram and
- 28:04Speaker 2: I went to his following tab and the first thing
- 28:06Speaker 2: that comes up is people that I follow that he follows,
- 28:09Speaker 2: and you were the first person.
- 28:10Speaker 1: I have some well, I mean like every y Meek
- 28:14Speaker 1: Phil and like dude thinking no, I don't follow him,
- 28:18Speaker 1: but but he's probably do for me to make that.
- 28:20Speaker 1: I thinks that they were unfollowed. It's because they run
- 28:24Speaker 1: barstool accounts, and so when you block someone like say
- 28:28Speaker 1: they run like, uh, college football barstool or something like that,
- 28:32Speaker 1: when you block that account, then everybody, all the other
- 28:36Speaker 1: accounts associated with it get blocked.
- 28:38Speaker 2: Feature on Instagram. To be honest, right, he.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Wasn't going through like blocking like Katie's stats or like
- 28:44Speaker 1: random people like all these people have this.
- 28:46Speaker 2: Like I love that block this account. It says, block
- 28:50Speaker 2: this account and any other accounts they may have, and
- 28:52Speaker 2: new accounts that they create.
- 28:54Speaker 8: Bo's the i P.
- 28:55Speaker 1: Exactly. It's all these people think.
- 28:56Speaker 2: Just finishes off the.
- 28:57Speaker 1: I P a personal attack on them that they're like,
- 29:00Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he unfortunately he doesn't know who they are.
- 29:06Speaker 8: Did everyone talk about this? I didn't know about this.
- 29:09Speaker 8: Everyone's talking about this.
- 29:10Speaker 2: The blocking. Yeah yeah, spend the talk of the town,
- 29:14Speaker 2: the block of the town.
- 29:16Speaker 8: I don't think he knows that I work here.
- 29:19Speaker 2: He probably just knows you from tires.
- 29:22Speaker 8: I don't know what he knows me from.
- 29:24Speaker 1: Whatever. As long as you as long as you go
- 29:26Speaker 1: and skate, that's all the matters.
- 29:27Speaker 8: Iran, dare I say him? I'm jeam zach br br
- 29:31Speaker 8: I'm kidding. I would never say such a thing.
- 29:34Speaker 2: He just did clip it that I said.
- 29:36Speaker 8: I said, dare I say clip it?
- 29:38Speaker 1: Post?
- 29:39Speaker 8: Dare I dare not? Clip it?
- 29:43Speaker 2: Post it? Spread it to your friends? Ruin him, ruin
- 29:46Speaker 2: him to ruin Francis.
- 29:52Speaker 1: Activated.
- 29:55Speaker 2: Oh god, the tallest man, the most written man, and
- 30:00Speaker 2: who could do the most laps.
- 30:03Speaker 1: Where has gays been?
- 30:05Speaker 2: I haven't seen his crazy ass in a minute, see
- 30:07Speaker 2: him downstairs. Occasionally I miss his ass and he goes
- 30:10Speaker 2: King of New York.
- 30:13Speaker 1: They'll go hey Ron to me, which, of course is
- 30:16Speaker 1: a reference to a bar barstool radio call from twenty seventeen.
- 30:19Speaker 8: Yep.
- 30:20Speaker 1: Of course, of course everybody knows that classic sleep Ethan.
- 30:24Speaker 1: And I'm already crashing off of these sour patches.
- 30:27Speaker 2: Every single barstool like fan has like a has like
- 30:30Speaker 2: a name. What do you mean, Like I said, no
- 30:32Speaker 2: sleep Ethan. It usually could have been who it was,
- 30:35Speaker 2: No sleep Ethan. You don't remember no sleepyeth Big Jeans, Brett, Dude,
- 30:44Speaker 2: you need to catch up on your on your barstool history.
- 30:47Speaker 1: You don't know Big Geans.
- 30:48Speaker 2: But tell me you don't tell me you didn't forget
- 30:50Speaker 2: about Big Jeans Brett. First down, Phil, I.
- 30:58Speaker 1: Saw a TikTok on Brett Merriman doing this exact thing
- 31:00Speaker 1: on his new on his new podcast, really going through
- 31:03Speaker 1: and being going to his co host being like, is
- 31:05Speaker 1: this a real person or a fake person? And it's
- 31:08Speaker 1: hilarious some of the names. He's like double vodka.
- 31:10Speaker 4: Don oh yeah, yeah, oh man, classic timeless, timeless, timeless
- 31:19Speaker 4: shit going on at this company.
- 31:21Speaker 1: Dude, you should have seen us talking ball last week.
- 31:23Speaker 1: I feel like people are gonna be clamoring for a
- 31:24Speaker 1: Thursday episode.
- 31:25Speaker 2: Well I was saying, oh, and we should do it again,
- 31:28Speaker 2: but maybe you'll just do it at the end, at
- 31:30Speaker 2: the very end, at the end of the slode through
- 31:31Speaker 2: every game.
- 31:33Speaker 1: I mean, we made a parlay and it honestly, if
- 31:36Speaker 1: you bet all the games straight, you would be a
- 31:38Speaker 1: fucking yeah yeah.
- 31:40Speaker 2: And every single Sunday I think about I'm like, I'm
- 31:43Speaker 2: like the amount of bets that I've hit that I
- 31:45Speaker 2: haven't won from because I only do parlays like I
- 31:48Speaker 2: would have, I would have made so much because but
- 31:50Speaker 2: I just I don't know why. I just like refuse
- 31:53Speaker 2: to bet straight except for the Patriots. I always be straight, guy,
- 31:57Speaker 2: I know, I always bet the Patriots straight. Nominal game
- 32:00Speaker 2: from the Patriots.
- 32:01Speaker 1: Playing against the one of the worst teams in the league.
- 32:07Speaker 2: Not really, the Bears suck now, they suck right now?
- 32:10Speaker 2: They saw Yeah, of course now the Bears are a
- 32:12Speaker 2: bad team because the Patriots beat them exactly, Dude, the
- 32:14Speaker 2: Patriots destroyed them. We played phenomenal, Our defense was incredible.
- 32:17Speaker 8: What's the Patriots record?
- 32:19Speaker 2: Our styles our defense was impregnable. Now no one.
- 32:26Speaker 8: I just saw clip clip talk where he talks about
- 32:29Speaker 8: how Jake Paul is a manufactured killer, but he's a
- 32:33Speaker 8: natural born killer.
- 32:34Speaker 1: I watched that one with the sound off. Can you
- 32:36Speaker 1: give me like an impression of what he actually sounded like.
- 32:39Speaker 8: He's watching Jake Paul on the TV, and Jake Paul says, Mike,
- 32:42Speaker 8: I respect you, but I'm gonna take the take your
- 32:46Speaker 8: legacy or I'm gonna something like that, and Mike goes
- 32:53Speaker 8: makes a sound he is the thing about Jake Paul,
- 32:57Speaker 8: he's the manufacturer killer. I'm a natural born killer.
- 33:02Speaker 1: I honestly, in some ways I prefer the manufacturer killer.
- 33:05Speaker 1: That's probably like the Native Americans probably thought the same thing.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like we're natural born killers.
- 33:11Speaker 2: Give me the manufactured guy nine times.
- 33:13Speaker 1: In the white manner. Yeah, but really like the manufacturer
- 33:17Speaker 1: killer probably has like a trumpet ended shotgun, yeattle buckshot
- 33:22Speaker 1: and entire tribe simultaneously, and some smallpox blankets to go
- 33:26Speaker 1: along with.
- 33:28Speaker 2: Dude, did you guys see I was just saying at
- 33:30Speaker 2: this because Francis brought up the Mike Tyson watching Jake
- 33:33Speaker 2: Paul on the TV. Did you guys see the Trump
- 33:35Speaker 2: video of him watching Kamala's Kamala's rally and then telling
- 33:39Speaker 2: the people what to.
- 33:39Speaker 1: Tweet, dictating it. Yeah, I didn't. I heard someone talking
- 33:44Speaker 1: about it.
- 33:44Speaker 2: Dude, it is I could watch. I could literally watch
- 33:47Speaker 2: twenty four hours of it.
- 33:48Speaker 8: So he's not typing those sweets himself.
- 33:50Speaker 2: Though, he's telling them exactly what to say, like all
- 33:53Speaker 2: caps say this.
- 33:54Speaker 8: Oh, he tells them when to capitalize it, like every dude.
- 33:56Speaker 2: It is unbelievable.
- 33:58Speaker 8: So it's like him dictating a text. Yes, when he's driving.
- 34:01Speaker 2: They're sitting there watching it, and she just keeps going,
- 34:03Speaker 2: thank you, thank you, and they're clapping and he goes
- 34:06Speaker 2: and he's just like, oh my god, this is way
- 34:08Speaker 2: too many things, like he just tearing her apart right
- 34:13Speaker 2: from the beginning. It's unbelievable. They they need to like
- 34:17Speaker 2: release that weekly.
- 34:20Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably won't.
- 34:21Speaker 2: They won't.
- 34:23Speaker 1: They won't give the American people what they need.
- 34:26Speaker 2: That's what we need.
- 34:27Speaker 8: You know what I need, according to every dude on Instagram,
- 34:31Speaker 8: Vitamin D haircut. And this is what I don't understand
- 34:35Speaker 8: here we go, why are why are dudes telling me
- 34:39Speaker 8: dming me and telling me I need a haircut.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Dude, they're they're they gotta be gay.
- 34:43Speaker 8: That's what it is.
- 34:44Speaker 1: They're gay guys.
- 34:45Speaker 2: I get DMS from people every single day being like, dude,
- 34:49Speaker 2: you need new socks, you need you need a new
- 34:52Speaker 2: you need a new hat, you need a new haircut.
- 34:54Speaker 2: You're wearing your you're wearing that jacket again, you're in
- 34:56Speaker 2: those pants.
- 34:57Speaker 5: Like.
- 34:57Speaker 2: It's like, I don't care.
- 34:58Speaker 8: I don't know why got to this, Why would it
- 35:00Speaker 8: bother anyone? I don't care how I look right now.
- 35:03Speaker 8: I'm going through a phase where I truly don't care.
- 35:06Speaker 2: I don't believe you. Well, I think you're lying. It's
- 35:14Speaker 2: pretty easy to say that, because I say that, I'm
- 35:15Speaker 2: always like I don't care. I don't care what I
- 35:17Speaker 2: look like. I don't care about but I do.
- 35:20Speaker 8: No, I don't care about my hair.
- 35:21Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't care about my hair.
- 35:22Speaker 1: I think your hair looks good.
- 35:23Speaker 2: I think you see a bad picture of your hair
- 35:25Speaker 2: and then you care about your hair.
- 35:27Speaker 8: No, and then you go I think it's like, it's
- 35:29Speaker 8: the longest it's ever been.
- 35:31Speaker 1: No, No, it's this is the longest in high school.
- 35:34Speaker 2: Longer it showed us the picture of you in high
- 35:36Speaker 2: school it was down to your shoulder.
- 35:37Speaker 8: This is way longer now than it was in high school.
- 35:41Speaker 8: I just have it tamed in high school.
- 35:43Speaker 1: I would love to see it untake.
- 35:45Speaker 8: I grew it out from like a buzz cut, so
- 35:46Speaker 8: every strand was exactly the same.
- 35:49Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's always the worst.
- 35:51Speaker 8: I never shaped it with a haircut. I didn't set
- 35:53Speaker 8: it right when.
- 35:54Speaker 2: I got the buzz cut. I was devastated when I
- 35:56Speaker 2: found out that you have to like go get your
- 35:57Speaker 2: hair cut like weekly to like maintain in the shape.
- 36:01Speaker 2: I was like what I was like, I got the
- 36:03Speaker 2: buzz cut because so I would never have to go
- 36:05Speaker 2: to the barber again. That was the plant.
- 36:07Speaker 1: Otherwise you look like a Chinese landlord.
- 36:09Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. You just get like an afro. Every like,
- 36:13Speaker 2: every piece just starts growing and then it's just.
- 36:15Speaker 1: Like op like a Chinese landlord.
- 36:18Speaker 2: Similar to a Chinese landlord, it's.
- 36:21Speaker 1: Not a racist if you give the person like a
- 36:23Speaker 1: position of of like strength and you know, authority. I
- 36:29Speaker 1: hate my landlord like a Chinese president.
- 36:32Speaker 8: I've told you guys.
- 36:33Speaker 2: About when my landlord called me your Jewish landlord. I
- 36:36Speaker 2: don't know if you might be Jewish. I think he
- 36:38Speaker 2: was Italian. To be honest, what did he call you.
- 36:42Speaker 1: A day ago?
- 36:43Speaker 2: He's like this AI, And I was like, hello, why
- 36:48Speaker 2: didn't you send us our money yet? And I was
- 36:51Speaker 2: like I did, I'd sent it on the online. It
- 36:55Speaker 2: was really like it was a very I don't remember
- 36:57Speaker 2: to work for it, but it was a very intimidating
- 36:58Speaker 2: phone call. He pretty much was insinuating that he was
- 37:01Speaker 2: gonna come break my kneecaps.
- 37:03Speaker 1: No way, what the hell?
- 37:05Speaker 8: What knee caps?
- 37:09Speaker 1: You don't have knee caps, you fucking idiot.
- 37:14Speaker 8: You can't have kneecaps if you don't go outside.
- 37:16Speaker 1: You don't even have knee caps. Bro Bro doesn't even
- 37:20Speaker 1: have knee caps. Bro is salty, seething right now, Bro,
- 37:25Speaker 1: I do Bro has no knee caps. I do have
- 37:29Speaker 1: methinks the Bro does protest too much. Oh, I do
- 37:32Speaker 1: have knee caps. Who are you trying to convince? Bro?
- 37:35Speaker 8: Bro guys less knee caps than me. I have Slaughter's disease.
- 37:42Speaker 8: That's like, you have too much kneecaps.
- 37:44Speaker 2: Chill down with your Harvard talks, starts.
- 37:45Speaker 8: Breaking off and starts breaking off like a continental shelf
- 37:50Speaker 8: or something.
- 37:50Speaker 2: I have Oler's disease.
- 37:54Speaker 1: Up, He's got the pangaea of knee caps. They're connected
- 37:58Speaker 1: with one another and then they slowly broke apart through times.
- 38:02Speaker 2: I've got beautiful kneecaps.
- 38:04Speaker 1: All right, bro, I'll be the judge of that roll up.
- 38:08Speaker 2: Look at that cap.
- 38:10Speaker 1: Then why'd you pull your point ass kneecaps like a rhinoceros? Uh?
- 38:16Speaker 1: Why'd you pull your socks up so high? Today?
- 38:18Speaker 2: I always have him at this hid.
- 38:20Speaker 1: Yeah, pulled up to your eyebows.
- 38:22Speaker 2: Well, because when you bike and you walk, you don't
- 38:24Speaker 2: want your you don't want the wind touching your legs.
- 38:27Speaker 1: Yeah, but like a little I feel like would be
- 38:31Speaker 1: really nice.
- 38:32Speaker 8: Everybody comments now on everything I do, about the fact
- 38:34Speaker 8: that I was reading nineteen eighty four without my shirt on.
- 38:38Speaker 1: It's so it's so funny.
- 38:39Speaker 8: That's just a thing. Now, that's my thing.
- 38:41Speaker 2: You're just gonna work that out.
- 38:42Speaker 8: Mm hmm.
- 38:44Speaker 2: The way that you said that, you like looked the
- 38:45Speaker 2: other way. It was like you were talking to yourself.
- 38:48Speaker 1: I thought he was doing a Jim Halper camera spike.
- 38:51Speaker 2: I think he was.
- 38:52Speaker 8: No. No, I didn't look at the camera. Oh there's
- 38:54Speaker 8: the camera. I couldn't even see it.
- 38:57Speaker 2: Everything I do now, people just comment about my nineteen
- 39:00Speaker 2: eighty four.
- 39:00Speaker 1: Buck and we're just like silently talking to each other
- 39:04Speaker 1: in it bunks my every move, every step I take.
- 39:13Speaker 8: It does occur to me that I told that story,
- 39:15Speaker 8: so it's on me.
- 39:16Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was weird what the move was or
- 39:20Speaker 1: the story. No, I think it's way funnier that you
- 39:22Speaker 1: told this. If you had done it and never told
- 39:24Speaker 1: the story, then it would be weird. But you telling
- 39:27Speaker 1: the story, it makes it funny.
- 39:29Speaker 8: I realized that it was weird. That's why I told
- 39:33Speaker 8: the story because it occurred to me. Yeah it was.
- 39:38Speaker 1: Did you want to get ahead of it or what
- 39:39Speaker 1: you thought it was?
- 39:40Speaker 8: Yeah, a little bit of that.
- 39:42Speaker 2: Yeah, you thought it was gonna leak.
- 39:45Speaker 8: I don't know, you.
- 39:46Speaker 1: Don't want it to. I mean it's better if you
- 39:48Speaker 1: control the.
- 39:48Speaker 8: Story, control the narrative. I have one like that.
- 39:51Speaker 1: It's like you go in, I mean that's what that's
- 39:53Speaker 1: that's eight mile. Yeah I am when I am a
- 39:55Speaker 1: fucking trailer.
- 39:57Speaker 2: Yeah, I do take my shirt off at my friend's houses.
- 40:00Speaker 2: I do read nineteen eighty four.
- 40:03Speaker 1: Did you finish it?
- 40:04Speaker 8: No? I only read the five pages ten pages.
- 40:06Speaker 1: Did they ever make a movie out of it?
- 40:08Speaker 8: I'm sure they did.
- 40:09Speaker 1: I don't know, it's probably buns.
- 40:11Speaker 8: It's good. Now. I'm enjoying it, not as much as
- 40:13Speaker 8: I've enjoying Elon musk biography, though.
- 40:15Speaker 1: What have you learned about Musk?
- 40:19Speaker 8: Elon grew up in South Africa. His dad was a nightmare.
- 40:24Speaker 1: Great African American man on the African American on the
- 40:29Speaker 1: I think it's like Australian Survivor. There's a South African
- 40:32Speaker 1: woman on there and she's she tells a black lady
- 40:35Speaker 1: that she's more African American.
- 40:38Speaker 2: God, aren't South Africans like traditionally like insanely racist?
- 40:42Speaker 8: Yep? Yeah, most racist country on Earth probably, But you
- 40:46Speaker 8: guys have both been there.
- 40:47Speaker 1: Well that's why it was like, it's like how Jewish
- 40:52Speaker 1: people do like a birthright?
- 40:55Speaker 8: Yeah, Muslims do, huhu?
- 40:59Speaker 2: And terrorism to ground zero?
- 41:03Speaker 1: He went to uh so he grew up in South Africa.
- 41:06Speaker 8: He grew up in South Africa and uh he the
- 41:10Speaker 8: craziest thing, well, he just decided he wanted to move
- 41:15Speaker 8: to America or I don't know, Yeah, he wanted to
- 41:19Speaker 8: go to North America. So he went to Canada and
- 41:23Speaker 8: got a plane ticket and went and showed up at
- 41:26Speaker 8: his cousin's house. Like got to the bus station in
- 41:30Speaker 8: Canada after flying from South Africa and called his cousin
- 41:34Speaker 8: and said, I'm here, come pick me up. Had not
- 41:38Speaker 8: told his cousin that he was coming. Yeah, and went
- 41:40Speaker 8: and lived with them for a bit. Then he went
- 41:42Speaker 8: to college in Canada and then transferred to Penn.
- 41:46Speaker 2: He went to Penn.
- 41:47Speaker 1: Hey Man Trump a couple of boys.
- 41:48Speaker 2: Where do you go to? Union in Canada?
- 41:51Speaker 1: Uguil went to McGill, Queens and Queens.
- 41:57Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.
- 41:58Speaker 1: Some absolute up there, A bunch of pigeons, some skunks
- 42:04Speaker 1: came out to the frat parties up at McGill.
- 42:09Speaker 8: Pretty good. I've never heard. I just saw too that
- 42:14Speaker 8: Donnie and Bizz are doing a series.
- 42:16Speaker 2: It looks good.
- 42:17Speaker 8: That's amazing. I would never have put those two together.
- 42:21Speaker 2: I would just a couple of party animals.
- 42:26Speaker 1: Buddy. There's no way that you saw Bizz and the
- 42:30Speaker 1: one tone. Imagine the two of them on.
- 42:35Speaker 2: This They were they were out at the Smoky Mountains.
- 42:37Speaker 1: I know. And then there was a north Oh is
- 42:41Speaker 1: it it's both? Because then I saw them in Tennessee
- 42:44Speaker 1: on like a party bus with like everybody on the
- 42:48Speaker 1: party bus. Is like whooping it up towards the camera
- 42:51Speaker 1: and then Glennie Balls just has his back to the camera,
- 42:53Speaker 1: like angrily hitting on a girl. Oh yeah, down there,
- 43:00Speaker 1: Golody Fun can't believe? Yeah yeah, really fun?
- 43:04Speaker 8: I dig that.
- 43:05Speaker 1: Yeah totally. What else about Musk? Okay, bless us with
- 43:11Speaker 1: some stats about Musk?
- 43:14Speaker 8: He Uh. He started a company in college that was
- 43:21Speaker 8: like a map company that was gonna sort of be
- 43:25Speaker 8: allow you to see I want to say, like restaurants
- 43:29Speaker 8: and places that were on a map, a precursor to
- 43:33Speaker 8: Google Maps. Yeah, sold that, I think for a couple million,
- 43:38Speaker 8: maybe made a couple of million from that. Then he
- 43:41Speaker 8: got involved in PayPal and that was with Peter Thiel
- 43:46Speaker 8: and this guy lev Chin, and they.
- 43:50Speaker 1: Lev Chin, is he Jewish or something?
- 43:53Speaker 8: I don't. I don't.
- 43:56Speaker 1: Make your mind up, brother. You don't see many Chinese Jews. Hey,
- 44:02Speaker 1: my lionboys, I'm sorry, go ahead.
- 44:07Speaker 10: Uh.
- 44:08Speaker 8: So he did that and then they ousted him. They
- 44:11Speaker 8: ousted him at PayPal, and they did like a coup,
- 44:14Speaker 8: and the four founder four other founders said like you're out,
- 44:18Speaker 8: and he was pretty devastated, but he didn't make a
- 44:20Speaker 8: huge stink about it. Whereas everywhere else. He's been ousted
- 44:23Speaker 8: from a few companies, and he's always made a huge
- 44:26Speaker 8: stink about it, and there he did not, And that
- 44:29Speaker 8: came back to be incredibly smart level of restraint from
- 44:33Speaker 8: him because years later, when SpaceX and Tesla were simultaneously
- 44:38Speaker 8: on the verge of bankruptcy at the exact same moment
- 44:42Speaker 8: SpaceX's first three rockets Falcon one had failed and crashed,
- 44:47Speaker 8: and Tesla couldn't keep down their manufacturing costs and we're
- 44:51Speaker 8: having all these crazy supply chain issues. It was the
- 44:55Speaker 8: founders of PayPal, Peter Thiel and all those guys who
- 44:57Speaker 8: came in and gave him the necessary Teal Is the
- 45:00Speaker 8: bro money to keep him afloat and to finance the
- 45:05Speaker 8: fourth rocket, which I think finally was the one that
- 45:08Speaker 8: made it to orbit, and.
- 45:09Speaker 1: That he got Trump elected.
- 45:11Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he was on top of the world.
- 45:13Speaker 1: Imagine Teal knowing that now.
- 45:16Speaker 8: His first child, his first baby, died of sudden infant
- 45:20Speaker 8: death syndromes, and he was devastated, absolutely devastated. And then
- 45:26Speaker 8: they did, uh, he and his wife Justine tried again,
- 45:31Speaker 8: and I think via IVF they did two rounds. The
- 45:36Speaker 8: first resulted in twins and then the second round resulted
- 45:39Speaker 8: in triplets. Damn. So his next two efforts he had
- 45:45Speaker 8: five kids out of two pregnancies.
- 45:47Speaker 2: Damn.
- 45:48Speaker 1: Oh, Bro cannot quit now he has I mean he
- 45:50Speaker 1: has so many kids. Some of them hate him, some
- 45:52Speaker 1: of them love him.
- 45:53Speaker 2: One of them moving to Canada, I think, or europe.
- 45:56Speaker 1: Bros going up to Canada.
- 45:57Speaker 2: I go to McGill, doesn't he has like a trans Yeah,
- 46:01Speaker 2: let's moving to Canada or somewhere out of the country.
- 46:04Speaker 1: Headed to Canada to get some veave them pussy exactly
- 46:09Speaker 1: what sounds sick. Damn, I gotta I gotta crack this book.
- 46:12Speaker 1: I got a peel shirt and crack book.
- 46:15Speaker 8: Then then he uh then he uh oh. In college,
- 46:20Speaker 8: this is cool at Penn he I think it was
- 46:23Speaker 8: a pen maybe it was at Queen's in Canada. But
- 46:27Speaker 8: he saw a way to make money where they had
- 46:28Speaker 8: this off campus house and his buddy and they decided
- 46:31Speaker 8: to charge cover at the door and they would just
- 46:34Speaker 8: have like five hundred person ragers and charge five bucks
- 46:37Speaker 8: a person at the door.
- 46:38Speaker 1: Bro invented the frat party.
- 46:40Speaker 8: And their house was disgusting because they didn't clean it
- 46:44Speaker 8: up that much. They just threw they just used it
- 46:45Speaker 8: as a shell to throw these house parties in. Damn
- 46:48Speaker 8: that's amazing.
- 46:49Speaker 1: Imagine the stimulating conversations that must have gone there there.
- 46:53Speaker 8: He loves to party, but he's not very good at it, apparently.
- 46:57Speaker 1: How can you be bad at partying?
- 47:00Speaker 13: Autism they had they initially were going to use They
- 47:08Speaker 13: were initially going to use Vandenberg Air Force Base or
- 47:11Speaker 13: something as like their launch place for SpaceX, but the
- 47:14Speaker 13: government contracts got kind of fucked up, so he ended
- 47:17Speaker 13: up finding this like random island in the middle of.
- 47:19Speaker 8: Fucking near Fiji, which they used, but then they had
- 47:25Speaker 8: a hard time shipping all the rocket parts out. There.
- 47:28Speaker 1: Are autistics bad at partying? That cannot be true.
- 47:33Speaker 2: I don't think they're great at it.
- 47:34Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of one autistic party legend. Was
- 47:37Speaker 1: Van Wilder autistic? I don't know the Belushi autistic and
- 47:43Speaker 1: uh an animal house that would be close. Are there
- 47:50Speaker 1: any autistic absolute fucking party legies? There has to be.
- 47:57Speaker 1: I'm sleeping on somebody.
- 47:59Speaker 8: Ever smart and a lot of people say, well, he's
- 48:01Speaker 8: just been the guy that forced other really smart people
- 48:04Speaker 8: to work beyond their comfort zones and create things. That's
- 48:07Speaker 8: not true, he's in the weeds.
- 48:09Speaker 1: That also sounds pretty smart.
- 48:11Speaker 2: Bro, he's lurping on it.
- 48:12Speaker 8: He's a coder. He can code. He's fucking he's.
- 48:17Speaker 1: Great at Diablo.
- 48:18Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the best Diabolo player I've ever seen.
- 48:21Speaker 1: People just think that he gets other good Diablo players
- 48:24Speaker 1: to play with him, but it's actually he's an operator.
- 48:27Speaker 1: He can play at Diablo.
- 48:28Speaker 2: He's literally a top Diablo.
- 48:30Speaker 1: Plays the Diablo. I was rewatching Ratituwi.
- 48:34Speaker 8: Oh, I've heard that's great. Good movie.
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- 52:05Speaker 8: Oh my god, I didn't know that was the one
- 52:07Speaker 8: to see.
- 52:08Speaker 2: One of the great, one of the great films.
- 52:10Speaker 1: I thought I thought you were a Francophile.
- 52:12Speaker 8: I am the Frankist the files.
- 52:14Speaker 1: You're a frank who's a franco phile. But somehow you've
- 52:17Speaker 1: never seen No, it's so good. I have not seen it.
- 52:25Speaker 2: The rats they go on top of the guy's head
- 52:28Speaker 2: and they make him do stuff.
- 52:30Speaker 8: Oh, they manipulate him.
- 52:31Speaker 2: They make him a great chef by pulling his hair.
- 52:36Speaker 8: Does he know they're up there? Oh? Yeahs, so he's
- 52:39Speaker 8: letting them dictate. It's just one.
- 52:41Speaker 1: It's one genius rat who is like, he's a great chef.
- 52:45Speaker 8: He's puppeteering a man, and the man knows that this
- 52:48Speaker 8: is the arrangement.
- 52:49Speaker 1: Well, the man has no cooking skills, but he's trying
- 52:51Speaker 1: to get in and make something of himself.
- 52:53Speaker 8: Do other chefs know that there's a rat up there?
- 52:55Speaker 2: Is he under a hat or they suspect it?
- 52:57Speaker 1: He's under a hat, they suspect it. But the guy
- 53:01Speaker 1: who owns this this restaurant, he's trying to get to
- 53:04Speaker 1: the bottom of it, always snatching the hat off. But
- 53:06Speaker 1: the rat is always conveniently eating some cheese.
- 53:09Speaker 2: The rats always want step ahead.
- 53:12Speaker 1: It's a brilliant rat and it doesn't surprise me. I
- 53:15Speaker 1: think the rats are in general pretty brilliant.
- 53:17Speaker 8: By Patton Oswald, right, he plays the rat.
- 53:20Speaker 1: Yeah, a bleedy heart liberal rat.
- 53:23Speaker 2: Now rats for Kamala.
- 53:29Speaker 1: What is the moral of Ratitui?
- 53:33Speaker 2: I don't really think there is one.
- 53:34Speaker 1: I think it's like, go out and break away from
- 53:36Speaker 1: your family and do your own thing.
- 53:38Speaker 2: Maybe it could be that because that's what the rat does.
- 53:40Speaker 2: He escapes to the city.
- 53:41Speaker 1: All the family is like, you need to smell food
- 53:43Speaker 1: for the rat colony, and he's like nah.
- 53:46Speaker 2: But then he brings all of his rat brothers with him,
- 53:48Speaker 2: and not.
- 53:49Speaker 1: On purpose though, because his brother shows up and he's like, oh,
- 53:53Speaker 1: you owe it to us rats, and he's like, I
- 53:55Speaker 1: got a good thing going.
- 53:56Speaker 2: And then they see all the rat poison in the
- 53:58Speaker 2: window and they go, look what they do to us.
- 54:00Speaker 1: Yeah, all the dead rats try to keep us down.
- 54:04Speaker 8: Would you what would it take for you to eat rat? Nothing?
- 54:08Speaker 8: You would do it.
- 54:09Speaker 2: I would never do that.
- 54:11Speaker 8: I think if you got hungry enough, you're starving, you're
- 54:17Speaker 8: marooned somewhere, and someone presents you to plates. One is rat,
- 54:22Speaker 8: one is human? Human? Really easily, you're eating human ahead
- 54:26Speaker 8: of eating rat. I'm eating rat ahead of human.
- 54:29Speaker 2: That's crazy.
- 54:31Speaker 1: I think if they served rat at Liban, then I
- 54:33Speaker 1: would eat it same if they serve rat. I mean
- 54:37Speaker 1: they say you're a sheep bro. Yeah, no, ship always
- 54:40Speaker 1: letting the.
- 54:40Speaker 2: Big companies control your mind.
- 54:43Speaker 1: A big company.
- 54:44Speaker 2: This is what a RATA two is about. You got
- 54:47Speaker 2: a little rat on your head and takes me to
- 54:50Speaker 2: the most expensive restaurant to get the smallest portions of
- 54:53Speaker 2: food imaginable.
- 54:54Speaker 1: You have you're more of a sheep because you like
- 54:57Speaker 1: pick the things that are accepted to eat. And you're like, okay,
- 55:01Speaker 1: i'll have I'll eat this small and I'll eat a chicken.
- 55:04Speaker 1: But I won't need a pigeon.
- 55:05Speaker 2: I would eat a pigeon.
- 55:07Speaker 1: What's the difference between a pigeon and a rat? Mouse?
- 55:09Speaker 2: Rats have gross tails.
- 55:11Speaker 8: They say that pigeons are the rats of the skies.
- 55:13Speaker 2: They do say that, But I would much rather eat
- 55:15Speaker 2: a pigeon than I.
- 55:15Speaker 1: Need a rat.
- 55:17Speaker 2: What do you do? You even?
- 55:18Speaker 5: What?
- 55:18Speaker 2: What would the rat filet look like? What is the
- 55:22Speaker 2: cut of a.
- 55:23Speaker 8: Crooked hole and you spin it slowly like a rotserie.
- 55:28Speaker 1: I don't think that Monsanto or fucking Purdue or whatever
- 55:31Speaker 1: someone could like pump a bunch of steroids into a
- 55:34Speaker 1: rat and have a fat rat filet that like, we
- 55:37Speaker 1: could have a Chick fil a burger of just rat belly.
- 55:40Speaker 2: Rats are disgusting.
- 55:42Speaker 1: Why is there gross a fluffy tail? Would you at
- 55:45Speaker 1: your home? Then? No?
- 55:46Speaker 8: You can crack the rib cage open and scoop out
- 55:49Speaker 8: the guts and inards and put sausage casing delicious.
- 55:53Speaker 2: You know that fish are basically rats, not even remotely clear.
- 55:58Speaker 1: What's the difference.
- 56:00Speaker 2: Rats have hands, fish have fins?
- 56:04Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It's the same bone strips.
- 56:06Speaker 1: Not even close evolution. They just diverted two roads that verged.
- 56:10Speaker 2: Rats are they're literally they're the size of that water bottle.
- 56:14Speaker 2: But you could squish them into like a fucking your hands.
- 56:19Speaker 8: Rat carcass overrund the curve coming over?
- 56:21Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, like paint splattered on it too.
- 56:24Speaker 8: It's a fresh one every week in the same exact spot.
- 56:27Speaker 2: Good kill them all.
- 56:29Speaker 8: Why the graffiti's getting pretty crazy?
- 56:31Speaker 2: I don't really eat them.
- 56:32Speaker 1: Do you hate pigeons?
- 56:34Speaker 2: No, they don't.
- 56:36Speaker 5: They do.
- 56:36Speaker 2: They do bother me when they get in the way
- 56:37Speaker 2: of my bike plan though, and they've been doing that
- 56:39Speaker 2: a lot.
- 56:39Speaker 1: If a squirrel came into your home, would you offer
- 56:41Speaker 1: them some of your delicious milk?
- 56:42Speaker 8: Probably the tree fell in the woods. Does it even
- 56:45Speaker 8: make a sound?
- 56:46Speaker 2: Look, squirrels are not even close to as gross as rats,
- 56:50Speaker 2: because squirrels don't go in your house. They would, No,
- 56:53Speaker 2: they don't.
- 56:53Speaker 8: You don't know my squirrels.
- 56:55Speaker 1: I've had squirrels in it in when I lived in
- 56:57Speaker 1: Many Yunk, there were squirrels in the walls Many.
- 56:58Speaker 8: Yunk rolls in the walls, and we had one in
- 57:02Speaker 8: the attic and we used a very humane traps, the
- 57:06Speaker 8: kind that don't kill the squirrel.
- 57:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 57:09Speaker 8: Yeah, And so we had it in the trap and
- 57:10Speaker 8: we got it out. And I'll tell you what, as
- 57:13Speaker 8: soon as we brought this squirrel out into the daylight,
- 57:15Speaker 8: it started ramming its head against the front of the trap,
- 57:19Speaker 8: ramming it, backing up, ramming it.
- 57:21Speaker 1: You have to take them twenty miles away or like they'll.
- 57:24Speaker 8: Come back, They'll.
- 57:25Speaker 2: Just come right back.
- 57:26Speaker 1: They recommend you drowned them. Yeah, and so they did
- 57:29Speaker 1: the same thing. They had the humane trap and then
- 57:30Speaker 1: they took it down to the Scugle River. My my
- 57:32Speaker 1: friend Mike, and he literally, like he said, the squirrel
- 57:35Speaker 1: made eye contact with him and fucking as he drowned it.
- 57:38Speaker 8: Did he take the trap and just generally submerge it
- 57:41Speaker 8: in his own hand.
- 57:42Speaker 1: Which is what Rattit Jewey's about. Like, that's how he
- 57:44Speaker 1: becomes friends with the rat. The guy who owns the
- 57:46Speaker 1: restaurants like kills his rat, and he's like, well, the
- 57:50Speaker 1: rat made the fucking great soup that the critic liked tonight.
- 57:52Speaker 1: I can't kill the rat.
- 57:53Speaker 2: Yeah, look, if there was a rat, if there was
- 57:55Speaker 2: a rat out there that could cook a great soup,
- 57:58Speaker 2: maybe I.
- 57:58Speaker 1: Wouldn't hate the rat can look a great suit.
- 58:00Speaker 2: I bet they can't.
- 58:01Speaker 8: Why.
- 58:02Speaker 2: I just don't believe why. I'm not a believer.
- 58:04Speaker 1: But they're smart.
- 58:05Speaker 2: They're not that smart.
- 58:06Speaker 8: Though, they're really smart.
- 58:07Speaker 2: That's what everyone says. But if they were so smart,
- 58:09Speaker 2: then why don't they have a house?
- 58:10Speaker 8: Why do they?
- 58:10Speaker 1: Why do they?
- 58:11Speaker 2: Why do they try to live in my house.
- 58:13Speaker 1: Because they don't have to because you pay rent like
- 58:14Speaker 1: a sucker? They like, if humans are so smart, why
- 58:17Speaker 1: do they pay for their house?
- 58:19Speaker 8: Dude?
- 58:19Speaker 2: They do they think? If they think they're so smart,
- 58:21Speaker 2: why are they brummaging around through trash to get food.
- 58:23Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, Rats cook your own food.
- 58:26Speaker 8: They don't live in house.
- 58:26Speaker 2: They don't live in my house either.
- 58:28Speaker 8: You just said that they do.
- 58:29Speaker 2: I always said they try to come into my house,
- 58:31Speaker 2: but I have so many traps that they're not able
- 58:32Speaker 2: to get in.
- 58:34Speaker 1: I mean, they probably it's they're they're there.
- 58:37Speaker 2: They're not they're all around.
- 58:39Speaker 8: Oh they aren't.
- 58:41Speaker 1: They're there.
- 58:42Speaker 2: Twenty traps in my house. Twenty you got a trap house?
- 58:46Speaker 8: Yeah? M hm.
- 58:48Speaker 1: The rats come into your trap and take over your trap. Yeah,
- 58:50Speaker 1: I imagine. I have respect for rats, and I my
- 58:54Speaker 1: dog always wants to kill rats, and I always spare
- 58:58Speaker 1: the rat. I spare the rats bear of the squirrel
- 59:01Speaker 1: because I respect the animal.
- 59:03Speaker 2: A dog, I would let it kill all the rats.
- 59:05Speaker 1: Or I follow an account called war dogs, and it's
- 59:08Speaker 1: just these terriers in Harlem or something that they just
- 59:12Speaker 1: unleash them on rats and all they do is kill rats.
- 59:15Speaker 2: It's probably bad for the dolls.
- 59:16Speaker 8: What's their technique Grab it by the neck and.
- 59:20Speaker 2: Yeah, wrangle.
- 59:21Speaker 1: Animalistic. I mean, have you ever seen a dog that
- 59:24Speaker 1: just like finds a toy and rips it apart and
- 59:26Speaker 1: then starts ripping this stuffing out their natural instincts in bowel.
- 59:31Speaker 1: That's what they do, and they usually set it to DMX.
- 59:34Speaker 1: I'd love to show you one of the videos, if
- 59:36Speaker 1: you'll allow me.
- 59:37Speaker 2: I'm okay, I do not want to see that.
- 59:38Speaker 1: I didn't say, you.
- 59:39Speaker 8: Bro, I need to war battle dogs.
- 59:46Speaker 1: War dogs, Uh, that's what it?
- 59:58Speaker 8: Oh my god?
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: Yes, two of them they're fighting between it. They're pulling
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: on either side. Of it killing it.
- 1:00:15Speaker 8: That's really gross.
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: Oh and these are these are babies, these might they
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: must have bread. You have to follow this account war dogs.
- 1:00:24Speaker 8: And that's the food they cook.
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: They cook the rat. Yes, unbelievable.
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: All right, I'm pulling up. I'm pulling up this bread
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: for this week.
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: We're gonna make a parlay.
- 1:00:38Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: Are we doing it on your accounter mine?
- 1:00:40Speaker 8: I'll do it on mine.
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: One hundred dollars.
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: Oh, we'll see about that.
- 1:00:47Speaker 8: Okay, I'll do it on mine then, all right?
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: Commanders Eagles Eagles with the points now, Eagles money line?
- 1:00:56Speaker 8: I like Commanders, Why would you do that, Francis, Well,
- 1:01:00Speaker 8: they just looked really good. They lost and now they're
- 1:01:03Speaker 8: out for blood and should come back and beat the
- 1:01:06Speaker 8: Eagles will be a statement win.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: So Eagles money line.
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: What's the odds that they what's the odds that the
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: Commanders lose two games in a row?
- 1:01:15Speaker 8: Jade and Daniels, Man, I'm telling you.
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: It's rookie quarterbacks lose two games in a row. Caleb
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: Williams is going through it right now.
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: Yeah, but Jayden Daniels is good and Caleb Williams isn't well.
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: Drake may have lost two games in a row, too, dickhead.
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: But the Patriots suck and the Commanders don't.
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: Your your logic is flawed.
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: You can't take emotions into this.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: I'm saying, you're I'm talking logic.
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: I'm just telling you, don't take logic.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: Doesn't care about your emotions.
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: I will go back to Eagles, Commanders, raven Steelers, Ravens.
- 1:01:44Speaker 8: Really, I really like the Steelers there.
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: Okay, this is becoming too many. This is becoming too
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: many cooks. Too many cooks in the kitchen.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: We need it so so. Uh, he's the rat that's
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: on my head pouring my hair.
- 1:01:57Speaker 8: Let me let me work, please, I'm gonna write down
- 1:02:02Speaker 8: whatever I think is gonna happen. See if I'm right, you.
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: Should get on DraftKings and make your counterpartlor.
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: Should we just do three separate ones?
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, I'm doing We're doing the show parlay,
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: all right, and Francis is doing the counterculture parlay.
- 1:02:15Speaker 8: All right.
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: Go Commanders, Commanders, Eagles, Let's go Eagles.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: Go Eagles with Eagles have to many too many money lines?
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: Yeah at Eagles too. Money lines are the points money line. Okay,
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: we're gonna mix it up.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: Okay, Ravens Steelers, Ravens.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: Ravens money line?
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: Why money line?
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: Because I like it more than minus three Jesus Christ
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: trying to be realistic here, Brother Brown's at Saints.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: Browns plus one Saints.
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: That's a tough one.
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: What about the points? Then over under? Brown's defense is
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: pretty good. We could go under Saints also, I mean
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: they just fired their coach. They had to bounce back
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: this week. They scored a lot too, So should we
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: go Saints? Let's go over over?
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: Yeah, all right?
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: Packers Bears, Packers money line. No, no, Packers with the points.
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: Packers are gonna smoke the Bears.
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: You think Packers minus six point five?
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: I mean the money line is minus two eighty five.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: It's nothing. All right? We could go money line.
- 1:03:23Speaker 8: I like the I like the line there, So what
- 1:03:27Speaker 8: do you think I would take the points?
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: Six and a half?
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: No, okay, money lines. Jordan Love's not playing great right now.
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: Sas is such a dictaster dictator, but I'm cool with it.
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: Colts Jets, that's got to be Colts, Joe Fleeco. The
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: Jets are buns. Jets are buns, but will they be
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: able to bounce back?
- 1:03:50Speaker 12: No?
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think we go Colts plus three.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: Colts plus three, okayl.
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: JAG's line.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: Thirteen minus thirteen Jags.
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: I'm going it's mac Jones though.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: Yeah, but mac Jones had a I mean they were
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: close this return.
- 1:04:12Speaker 8: Actually, I wouldn't include this game. I would stay away
- 1:04:14Speaker 8: from this game. We don't skip.
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: What about the points.
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: Over under?
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: Yeah, the total? What do you think take the Jacks?
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: Lions have blown out some teams they have. Sure, you
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: are the minus thirteen, but the Jags kept it close
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: against the Eagles. They kept it close last week, Lawrence
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: last week.
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: Will Lawrence be back against the Vikings too?
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: Vikings?
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like minus thirteen minus thirteen's insane.
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: Soci plus thirteen Jags Jags.
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: I mean that's crazy, Like this is, They're the best
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: team in the NFL going against one of the worst
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: teams in the NFL.
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: Plus thirteen now, can't do that. Well, what do you
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: want to do? Then? Lines? Money line?
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: The money lines minus eight hundred? I know, well, what
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: do you want to do then under forty eight? Maybe
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: I don't like betting the under though, especially on a
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: Lions game.
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: Okay, well, what do you want to do.
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: Then I just go Lions money line.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: Lions money LINEUS eight hundred. It doesn't even change the odds.
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: Oh yeah it does a little bit. Okay. Rams at Patriots.
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: Patriots plus five five point five?
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, who's not putting their emotion is it? Now? Bro?
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: Patriots had were plus six point five this week and
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: they won like over a touchdown.
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're assuming that they're just gonna be hot
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: forever now or what?
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: In New England?
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: All right? All right, Patriots plus five point five? Right?
- 1:05:57Speaker 8: Trust?
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: I mean you're telling me not the bed emotionally. Raiders
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: at Dolphins.
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: Dolphins minus seven.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: Do you think they'll cover seven points?
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: Dolphins suck.
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: I think they'll cover seven.
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: Dolphins suck. Bro in Miami, all right, this.
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: A dicey week. We might have fucking hit right here.
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: Vikings at Titans over thirty nine copy, Falcons at Broncos.
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: Falcons money line.
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: Really yeah, Broncos almost beat the Chiefs.
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: Falcons money line?
- 1:06:41Speaker 8: All right, Yeah, I think I like that.
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: Seahawks at forty nine Ers Niners minus six and a half.
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: I kind of like that the Niners, Yeah, I mean
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: they didn't look good this past week. Christian McCaffrey looks old. Yeah,
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: and Seahawks intradivisional game. Seahawks will keep it within your
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: call though, a.
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: Hi plus six point five Seahawks. I'm down to ride that.
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: Chiefs at Bills, Bills Bill's money line.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: Yeah, go Bill's money line. That's where that's gonna be
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: the That's gonna be the one though. Why because the
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: Chiefs are gonna do there's the dark Chief, dark magic.
- 1:07:23Speaker 8: Bro.
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: You can't say that about Mahomes. Bengals at Chargers Bangles
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: money line.
- 1:07:30Speaker 8: I disagree with that. I don't justin Herbert's doll.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: Bengals are gonna win out Texans at Cowboys Texans Texans
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: minus seven. Yeah, except Stroud as a way of matching
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: his opponent's skill level. Okay, So one hundred dollars wins
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty thousand.
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: Dollars sweet book.
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: Okay, so that means that, well, we didn't do the Thursday,
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: Yeah we did. That's the Eagles.
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: What do we pick?
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: You said the Eagles money line?
- 1:08:02Speaker 8: Okay, don't love that.
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: So the bets in one hundred dollars, it would be
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: two hundred fifty thousand dollars split four five ways among
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: the five of us. Sweet, which means, of course two
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: hundred thousand for me. No, so that's fifty thousand dollars
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: a pop, fifty thousand dollars for the five of us.
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: I could live with it.
- 1:08:28Speaker 8: I could use that, we could all use it.
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: Not thrilled about it.
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: But I'm not eating the fucking taxes.
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: You're eating the taxes.
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: No, you boys are all fucking kicking, kicking back up
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: for taxes. I'll pay you after the taxes come out,
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: which might be a full calendar year.
- 1:08:45Speaker 8: That good luck.
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: We'll see you guys next week.
- 1:08:51Speaker 11: Goodbye.
- 1:09:06Speaker 5: No on was a.
- 1:09:12Speaker 14: Still still under ground, so I looked out to you,
- 1:09:25Speaker 14: came around. I was only falling one way. When I
- 1:09:35Speaker 14: was only falling one rid change were drifted, fool?
- 1:09:48Speaker 3: Who was.
- 1:09:51Speaker 8: So?
- 1:09:53Speaker 3: So? Then? Lee, sumon, No I come. I was on
- 1:10:04Speaker 3: a phone in long I was on a phone in
- 1:10:10Speaker 3: one I was on your phone in one way.
- 1:10:20Speaker 12: I was on your phone in the stream. Don't get.
- 1:10:42Speaker 14: I was falling one way. See just that dist of
- 1:10:58Speaker 14: the band that's from back of the call.
- 1:11:03Speaker 12: Just don't not really.
- 1:11:05Speaker 14: Take ahead of J gussles JJ.
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: You