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Destroying UNBREAKABLE Amazon Products · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: You need any hammers or anything? Yeah, give me a hammer.
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  Speaker 1: Give me a hammer, brother! I'll have a hammer. Sup, brothers, johnners,
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  Speaker 1: and in-betweeners. Today is a beautiful day.
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  Speaker 2: The sun is out and it is exactly 8 degrees.
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  Speaker 2: It also means it's a good day for destruction!
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  Speaker 3: Who am I?
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  Speaker 1: Get away!
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  Speaker 2: So there's this YouTube dude who's on all the social
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  Speaker 2: medias who has red hair and eats spiders. I have
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  Speaker 2: no other way of describing him right now, but I
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  Speaker 2: feel like if I say it that way, you'll know
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  Speaker 2: exactly who I'm talking about. But Becca, can you put
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  Speaker 2: him right here? Yeah, makes great content. The other day
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  Speaker 2: I was scrolling Facebook and I saw where he with
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  Speaker 2: a buddy had destroyed things that were deemed unbreakable.
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  Speaker 1: And I have RAGE!
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  Speaker 2: And some of these things apparently cannot be broken. But
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  Speaker 2: they have yet to meet me!
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  Speaker 3: ME!
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  Speaker 2: So, we have ourselves some water tumblers. These look breakable
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  Speaker 2: as heck.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna toss these aside while we wait
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  Speaker 1: because apparently they can't be broken. Didn't sound breakable. We
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  Speaker 1: have some unbreakable plastic mugs. Ha ha, we'll see.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just feeling so sassy today.
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  Speaker 1: The sass level is high.
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  Speaker 2: Makes me wanna dance. Sassy. Because she's dancing.
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  Speaker 1: She's sassy. Look at my sweater.
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  Speaker 3: My sweater has opossums on it.
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  Speaker 2: Possums or opossums? I think it's possums.
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  Speaker 1: I love them, they're howling at the moon.
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  Speaker 4: All I want in my life is to come across
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  Speaker 4: a baby possum in the road. And then I will
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  Speaker 4: take the possum home and I will love it. And
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  Speaker 4: I will name it Abigail Rose Thorn Harper Tweedle Lily Bomb.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all really watch me, this is your fault.
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  Speaker 2: Next up we have glasses. This is what I'm most
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  Speaker 2: excited about. Then we have, don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know. Don't know. Don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Let's break some things.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not littering! I will pick it up!
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  Speaker 2: First up, your majesty, we have unbreakable combs for your hair,
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  Speaker 2: which I call bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Brother, open! Alright. Alright, Amazon. We gotta add some combs,
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  Speaker 1: which just look like plastic. Hold on! What's that? What's that?
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  Speaker 2: FLYER!
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  Speaker 1: ZERO STARS!
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  Speaker 3: AMAZON!
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  Speaker 2: DOUBLE THINGS!
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  Speaker 1: I had hopes for that. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was small, it was compact, it was
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  Speaker 2: a low price, but I'm like, this is fine. I
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  Speaker 2: believe them.
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  Speaker 3: I don't... Mysterious things come in tiny packages.
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  Speaker 1: It was some poo-poo, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: What we got? Every minute and every second with you.
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  Speaker 2: Enjoy together forever. Oh, is this what I think it is?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah!
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  Speaker 2: This is an unbreakable watch.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have high hopes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. We have with us a delicious digital clock
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  Speaker 2: with a nice band here. Let me just....
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  Speaker 1: Tells the time.
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  Speaker 2: It's currently 00000 and hopefully it doesn't give us a 000. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it looks destructible a little bit. Oh, it's good for swimming.
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  Speaker 2: It's got swimming stuff on it. It's got metal, it's
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  Speaker 2: plastic on the front. It make beep noises. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: try and kill this with my shoe.
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  Speaker 1: Don't judge me. Got my curb stompers on.
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  Speaker 2: Round one, fight.
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  Speaker 1: Curb stomp one.
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  Speaker 2: I think something came off.
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  Speaker 1: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna do the top. Round two, fight. I miss!
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  Speaker 1: I miss!
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  Speaker 2: I could never be in the CIA.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting a hammer.
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  Speaker 2: This is just what I like.
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  Speaker 1: I like being a ruiner.
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  Speaker 3: I like ruining.
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  Speaker 2: All right, buddy. Let's see if you're not breakable.
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  Speaker 3: Ready?
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  Speaker 2: Dead.
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  Speaker 1: Dead. Go to sleep! Tell me what you know! Tell
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  Speaker 1: me it all!
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  Speaker 2: Ugh. Wouldn't tell us any of their secrets.
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  Speaker 1: It smells weird. I secured the bag. It is ruined.
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  Speaker 2: Did I waste money? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: If this was indestructible, that would have been pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: Would have been pretty cool. But it wasn't cool.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Whoops. That was... Trash!
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  Speaker 3: It exploded.
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  Speaker 1: I should be wearing spectacles. Just me wasting money.
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  Speaker 2: For you guys, though, as an experiment, don't buy these things.
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  Speaker 2: I do this so you don't have to. Out in
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  Speaker 2: the country, ooh.
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  Speaker 1: I swear to goodness. Oh yeah, baby.
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  Speaker 2: The indestructible phone case. Wow. Look at that, smokey. Smoked out.
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  Speaker 1: Black color, beautiful. Look at that.
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  Speaker 2: Smells like safety. I'm stumbling like I'm drunk.
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  Speaker 1: I just have Meniere's disease and I'm wearing giant boots. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that.
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  Speaker 1: That is safety. That is precision. That is grace.
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  Speaker 2: This is a charging thing. Now, see that feel? It
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  Speaker 2: feels like I can break it really easy. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: not gonna put my phone in there to test it, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Ready? I gotta hear crunching.
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  Speaker 2: Ah!
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  Speaker 1: I heard it, but it's not doing nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: Go to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Just go to fucking sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Go to sleep, babe. Babe. Go to sleep. I used
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  Speaker 1: to have a shop class teacher. Weird dude.
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  Speaker 2: Who used to literally rip apart a phone book.
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  Speaker 1: I just glitched.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see me forget exactly what I was talking about?
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  Speaker 1: My mom used to say when you do that that
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  Speaker 1: you're lying. I'm not lying.
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  Speaker 2: He was friends with my ex-boyfriend, which explains a lot.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? She's not savage. She's looking rough, though.
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  Speaker 2: We're getting some bubbling along the charging port here. It's
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  Speaker 2: losing its shape.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what? I feel like I need some fire.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I need some fire!
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  Speaker 2: I need you to go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? I'm going to call this indestructible. Look
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  Speaker 1: at that. That got the smash test. Throw it on
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  Speaker 1: the ground.
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  Speaker 2: Throw it. Oi! Oi! Yeah!
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  Speaker 3: Go to sleep! Just go!
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  Speaker 2: Just go!
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I just went somewhere. That's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: That did her in a wee bit there. Look at that.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh. It's separating at the seams now. All that took
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  Speaker 2: was a couple kicks. Ha! That's like kicking somebody in
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  Speaker 2: the testes. I would say kicking in the box, but
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  Speaker 2: you could literally thunder kick me in the box. I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't even whimper because I got the box of anti-destruction.
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  Speaker 2: But if you ever kicked a koi in the nuts,
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  Speaker 2: down on the ground immediately. That's why you don't call
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  Speaker 2: someone a puss. You call them a nut, you nut.
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  Speaker 2: Because they're... Alright, we're getting into kitchenware, my dudes. Apparently,
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  Speaker 2: top rated.
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  Speaker 1: Indestructible.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see.
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  Speaker 1: We're learning. We're learning that's not really true.
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  Speaker 2: Well, maybe it is for other people, but it's not
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  Speaker 2: just for me because I'm the legend that can destroy
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  Speaker 2: all And I.
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  Speaker 1: Have in my path. Destroyed a lot of relationships and.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm the destroyer.
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  Speaker 2: But it's okay. It's okay. It's okay, Slant. Alright.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. I'm gonna try her out. Put a little pressure
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  Speaker 2: on it. Just the way a grade 2 teacher did
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  Speaker 2: to pick up a book and actually read.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I hear Crunchy!
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  Speaker 3: Rest in peace!
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  Speaker 2: REST IN PEACE!
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  Speaker 1: Nighty night!
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  Speaker 2: Go to sleep!
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  Speaker 1: Call me Batman, bitch, cause My parents are still alive. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: where am I going with this?
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  Speaker 2: Look at that. That was.
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  Speaker 1: You're pathetic.
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  Speaker 3: I gave you your cocoa juice and you no note.
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  Speaker 2: I love that I haven't even had to pull in
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  Speaker 2: reinforcements with this. Haven't even had to back over anything
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  Speaker 2: with my car. 5,000 pounds.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be interesting.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know what's next.
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  Speaker 2: Picking up my trash so the chipmunks don't choke.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really excited about this. Because I've seen these.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen demonstrations of these on the internet.
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  Speaker 1: Like, they're unbreakable, bro.
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  Speaker 2: You can back over these with your fucking tractor, bro.
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  Speaker 1: And you're not gonna mess them up.
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  Speaker 3: I call lies.
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  Speaker 2: Because your tractor is one of the strongest.
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  Speaker 3: Me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Sup, bro?
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  Speaker 2: You wanna jump in the city, bro? We'll go get two.
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  Speaker 1: Coffees, two double doubles, bro. Pop a smoke.
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  Speaker 2: Go around the corner, whip, get hold of them snow bunnies.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Hockey bunny. Sorry, I went extra Canadian backcountry boy there
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  Speaker 2: for a minute. These came crooked as balls. All lashes
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  Speaker 2: crushed on the left side currently.
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  Speaker 1: Last side?
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  Speaker 2: It's the last day, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Left side, left side, hello.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we have ourselves some sick shades. Apparently you
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  Speaker 2: can just, well, we've already become detached. Maybe that's a
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  Speaker 2: part of it yeah there we go look at that
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  Speaker 2: oh now it'll be good bro so crooked i'll just
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  Speaker 2: turn into a different person these glasses bro look at
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  Speaker 2: this let's pull them apart what you got what you
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  Speaker 2: got oh we're not breaking look at this Okay, lenses
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  Speaker 2: didn't break though.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna go back to those lenses. But look at this. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: is this a new style? Oh my god, Con- Don't!
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  Speaker 3: Don't let Kanye.
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  Speaker 1: West see this! Don't! Don't steal my shadeless shades. Which
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  Speaker 1: feels like a metaphor.
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  Speaker 2: Eh? I just feel like I need to ruin you now.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like Harry Potter.
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  Speaker 2: No one can kill me, cause I'm the strongest at
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  Speaker 2: the end of the day.
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  Speaker 3: It's me!
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  Speaker 1: Alright, let's do these parts. I feel like this isn't
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  Speaker 1: gonna take much. They're alive, let's put them the other way. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: scratch tough.
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  Speaker 2: Shit though.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 2: Bye. I wish you loved me like you love me
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  Speaker 2: and put together.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to do a rendition of the song.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't have high hopes because this looks to
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  Speaker 2: be the same material as the cups.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, these remind me of.
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  Speaker 2: Why do they think plastic means not breakable? Why? Babes,
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  Speaker 2: this is it. We've met our match. Look at this.
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  Speaker 1: There's no curvature to break.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe unless I kick it from the side. Be indestructible
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  Speaker 2: to me.
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  Speaker 1: Say my name three times.
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  Speaker 2: Say it! Slina, Slina, Slina. I am the destructor now.
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  Speaker 1: Bring me the last item. The tumbler.
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  Speaker 2: This is by far the most breakable thing I've ever
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  Speaker 2: seen in.
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  Speaker 1: My entire life.
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  Speaker 2: Look at this. They're glass cups. Top. When I put
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  Speaker 2: in unbreakable, this was the top item.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this.
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  Speaker 2: Feels so breakable.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on. They look glass, but they're plastic. Let's
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  Speaker 1: just do a drop test to start, okay? I just
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  Speaker 1: want to drop it.
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  Speaker 2: She's cracked. I swear to God, if I give this
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  Speaker 2: one stomp a light, I'm going to give it a
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  Speaker 2: light stomp. I swear to God. Stay! Stay!
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  Speaker 1: One stomp, one stomp.
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  Speaker 2: She crumbled. She folded like a deck of cards on
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  Speaker 2: my grandpa's euchre table.
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  Speaker 1: Rest in peace.
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  Speaker 2: Well, so there you have it. Things are deemed indestructible,
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  Speaker 2: but they're not deemed Selina indestructible.
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  Speaker 1: Cause I'm a legend and I am strong.
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  Speaker 2: And Hulk Hogan wishes he could fight me.
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  Speaker 1: There it is. Hope you hang around. Hope you subscribe.
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  Speaker 1: Want merch?
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  Speaker 2: It's also down there. If you like my sweater, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not telling you where I got this. I'm gatekeeping this.
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  Speaker 3: I love you.
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  Speaker 1: Stay cool, boot crew.
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  Speaker 2: Just never forget.
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  Speaker 3: I got you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the fittest. I'm the strongest. And I'm the sexiest
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  Speaker 1: woman alive.
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  Speaker 2: Don't forget it.
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  Speaker 3: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: You still love me, right?
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone will hear me now.