Latest / Tales From Aztlantis / Episode 106: Channeling Quetzalcoatl!
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- 0:01SPEAKER_00: You must excuse me.
- 0:08SPEAKER_00: Easy, I know.
- 0:10SPEAKER_00: But you've learned a lesson.
- 0:12SPEAKER_00: A lesson in honesty.
- 0:15SPEAKER_00: Honesty to yourself and honesty to others.
- 0:19SPEAKER_00: That lesson must stand you in good step on your life.
- 0:23SPEAKER_00: I think we've all learned a good lesson.
- 0:25SPEAKER_00: I've always heard that honesty is the best policy.
- 0:29SPEAKER_00: Now I'm catching on the why that's done, a why that's done, and why that's so good.
- 0:32SPEAKER_05: It's untasting.
- 0:33SPEAKER_05: Greetings, dear listeners, and welcome to a very special episode of Tales from Oslantis.
- 0:39SPEAKER_05: It is so rare that we are actually sitting in the same room together and sharing our thoughts, commiserating, if you will.
- 0:49SPEAKER_05: Commiserating.
- 0:50SPEAKER_05: And uh we're lucky enough to be sitting in the same room right now.
- 0:56SPEAKER_05: We are your hosts, Curly Tlapoyawa.
- 0:59SPEAKER_05: And your boy Tlacatekot.
- 1:02SPEAKER_05: So Mr.
- 1:03SPEAKER_05: Tlacatekot, Dr.
- 1:04SPEAKER_05: Tlacatekat, and his family have made their way out to the New Mexico branch of the Tales from Atlantis headquarters.
- 1:16SPEAKER_05: And uh we just went and saw the uh the petroglyphs today.
- 1:21SPEAKER_05: Took you out to the uh the petroglyph national monument.
- 1:24SPEAKER_05: And now what's it called?
- 1:26SPEAKER_05: Negro Canyon or something?
- 1:28SPEAKER_05: Boca Negro Crown.
- 1:29SPEAKER_05: Boca Negro Canyon, that's it.
- 1:30SPEAKER_05: That's it.
- 1:31SPEAKER_05: And I was recently working in Tier C.
- 1:34SPEAKER_05: And if you've never been to Tier C, there's a really cool bookstore there called uh Shochi's Books.
- 1:43SPEAKER_05: Ooh.
- 1:44SPEAKER_05: And they have this really cool image of Shochi Pili painted on the on the front of the building.
- 1:49SPEAKER_05: In Tier C?
- 1:50SPEAKER_05: Yeah, in Tier City out of here.
- 1:52SPEAKER_05: And in front of this store, they have a little table.
- 1:56SPEAKER_05: Maybe you've seen them in bookstores in your communities, but there's usually like a little free table where they're just trying to get rid of epic stuff.
- 2:04SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 2:05SPEAKER_05: And so being a curious lad, I walked up to the free table and I saw this DVD that caught my eye.
- 2:14SPEAKER_05: It's called Quetzalcoat Speaks.
- 2:18SPEAKER_05: And it features live trance channeling with Quetzalkoat presented by Cindy Riggs.
- 2:26SPEAKER_05: So I figured we would just jump right into it.
- 2:29SPEAKER_05: Um we're sitting in my my spacious abode, and we're going to watch this video, and uh we'll see what's going on with Miss Cindy Riggs and what what old Quetzalkoat has to say to her.
- 2:43SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna keep an open mind.
- 2:44SPEAKER_03: Me too, you know, obviously.
- 2:46SPEAKER_03: Um no judgment here going into this.
- 2:51SPEAKER_05: Which is unusual for us.
- 2:54SPEAKER_05: Um what some people might say, I wouldn't say that, but some people might give I'm gonna give Cindy Riggs here the benefit of the doubt.
- 3:02SPEAKER_05: Why not?
- 3:03SPEAKER_05: Good on you, sir.
- 3:04SPEAKER_05: Yeah you're a better person than I am.
- 3:07SPEAKER_05: I mean, for all we know, she did channel Katzalquat, and he's gonna speak through her, right?
- 3:12SPEAKER_05: Because that's the premise of this thing.
- 3:14SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 3:15SPEAKER_05: And um he's gonna provide some life advice, I guess.
- 3:18SPEAKER_03: And and this was originally released in 2010, if I'm a mistake, right?
- 3:25SPEAKER_03: 2010.
- 3:26SPEAKER_03: So this would have been two years before the so-called My Apocalypse.
- 3:29SPEAKER_03: So I wonder if Ketzalkoat has some uh life change advice for humanity to prep for the upcoming Doomsday.
- 3:40SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 3:41SPEAKER_05: Or or if Ketzalkoat's gonna be like, you know, I don't believe that shit.
- 3:45SPEAKER_03: No.
- 3:45SPEAKER_03: Or or even better, if Ketzalkoa because if the apocalypse is related to the Maya, I wonder if Katzalkoat is gonna speak in the voice of Kukulkan.
- 3:55SPEAKER_05: That would be interesting.
- 3:56SPEAKER_05: That would yeah.
- 3:56SPEAKER_05: So he's like, you know what?
- 3:57SPEAKER_05: Hold on, Cindy.
- 3:58SPEAKER_05: Right.
- 3:59SPEAKER_05: We gotta bring in a third person on this.
- 4:01SPEAKER_05: Right.
- 4:01SPEAKER_03: You're challenging me, I'm gonna challenge Kukulkan.
- 4:05SPEAKER_03: It's a three-way trans channel.
- 4:07SPEAKER_05: It's like those, it's like a party line.
- 4:10SPEAKER_05: All right.
- 4:11SPEAKER_05: Nice.
- 4:11SPEAKER_05: So let's jump on in to this little monstrosity here.
- 4:18SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 4:21SPEAKER_04: So oh my goodness.
- 4:23SPEAKER_06: Oh.
- 4:24SPEAKER_05: You want to read that?
- 4:26SPEAKER_05: So Cindy Riggs is a true spiritualist.
- 4:29SPEAKER_05: Her reputation as a professional excels in psychic readings and trans channeling.
- 4:35SPEAKER_05: Other abilities include Hafha Yoga instructor, certified HIPAA therapist, spiritual counselor, energy body worker, personal development coach.
- 4:44SPEAKER_05: You know what?
- 4:45SPEAKER_05: This feels like, do you remember those old commercials with she was from uh Ghostbusting?
- 4:50SPEAKER_05: Yeah, oh, and Ghostbusting.
- 4:52SPEAKER_03: The fragmenter, tarot card reading, past life regression, remote viewing, reiki, certificate.
- 5:01SPEAKER_05: Obviously, Ray G.
- 5:02SPEAKER_05: But what's what was that old commercial, Sally Phil, where she would tell you like there was like uh a mail order course where you could get certificates and VCR repair.
- 5:13SPEAKER_05: Oh air conditioning, oh right.
- 5:15SPEAKER_03: Dang, I forgot about that.
- 5:17SPEAKER_03: That's what this reminds me of.
- 5:19SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 5:20SPEAKER_03: It's a whole litany of things, bogus crap that she I mean, I'm sorry.
- 5:24SPEAKER_03: I'm keeping an open mind.
- 5:26SPEAKER_02: Hi, Sandy.
- 5:27SPEAKER_02: Trans channeling for just over a decade.
- 5:31SPEAKER_04: Just over a decade.
- 5:34SPEAKER_02: I um over the past decade, I have been developing my skills, my psychic skills, mediumship, um, channeling, which I'll talk about in a minute.
- 5:44SPEAKER_02: And I'm also a Ghostbuster.
- 5:45SPEAKER_05: Ghostbuster! What are you gonna call Cindy Briggs?
- 5:49SPEAKER_02: And people's homes and get rid of, get rid of send the ghosts into the light.
- 5:55SPEAKER_06: Oh, that's cute.
- 5:57SPEAKER_02: I um also do energy body work and I'm a Reiki master teacher.
- 6:00SPEAKER_05: Obviously.
- 6:01SPEAKER_05: What does it take to be a Reiki master?
- 6:03SPEAKER_02: Personal development.
- 6:05SPEAKER_02: And most recently, this year, I've been guided to do sessions called defragmenting, which like PCs.
- 6:11SPEAKER_05: I used to do defragmenting when I worked for the Geek Squad.
- 6:14SPEAKER_05: There you go.
- 6:15SPEAKER_02: Half-life.
- 6:16SPEAKER_05: I did defrag my PC.
- 6:18SPEAKER_02: Um, include energy body work, and it often includes that.
- 6:22SPEAKER_03: Often.
- 6:22SPEAKER_03: Often, of course.
- 6:23SPEAKER_02: I often can integrate which I'll talk also about in a minute, uh, the person's divine self, which does the energy body work on them.
- 6:32SPEAKER_03: Divine.
- 6:33SPEAKER_02: Yeah, gamut of everything I do.
- 6:34SPEAKER_03: But tonight we're gonna channeling.
- 6:37SPEAKER_02: And the channeling process is roping the door.
- 6:42SPEAKER_02: Well, first clearing the room of any negative energies.
- 6:45SPEAKER_05: Then clear that energy, Cindy.
- 6:48SPEAKER_02: Putting myself into a trance state, which is the alpha brainwave state.
- 6:52SPEAKER_02: Duh.
- 6:53SPEAKER_02: And allowing spirits, high-level spirits, and I'm very specific about this.
- 6:57SPEAKER_05: What about the gotta be choosy?
- 6:59SPEAKER_05: You gotta be cheesy.
- 7:00SPEAKER_05: I mean, low, you have to start low, then you go to mid and then high.
- 7:05SPEAKER_05: And then the high.
- 7:06SPEAKER_05: This is Cindy, bro.
- 7:07SPEAKER_05: Okay.
- 7:07SPEAKER_05: She don't mess with no low level.
- 7:08SPEAKER_05: Oh, because she's a master.
- 7:09SPEAKER_02: She is to you, and then use my body and my energy fields to transmit energy to you.
- 7:15SPEAKER_05: Transmit?
- 7:16SPEAKER_05: I is this like the Tesla Wireless Energy?
- 7:22SPEAKER_02: Well, I think since 2002, I've been doing this once a month.
- 7:25SPEAKER_03: Umce a month.
- 7:28SPEAKER_02: And uh typically I do not know who's going to speak to you, but tonight I do.
- 7:32SPEAKER_02: Tonight is a special event.
- 7:33SPEAKER_02: And tonight is Quetzalcoatl.
- 7:36SPEAKER_02: The Aztecs.
- 7:40SPEAKER_02: Was known to the Aztecs as God.
- 7:44SPEAKER_02: He was also known by other names.
- 7:46SPEAKER_02: For instance, uh the Mayans called him Kukul Khan.
- 7:49SPEAKER_05: Still.
- 7:50SPEAKER_02: Umberto his name Quetzelcoatl means in Nahuatl.
- 7:54SPEAKER_05: Nah.
- 7:55SPEAKER_05: Nahuatl.
- 7:56SPEAKER_02: So um I'd like to actually tell you about the timeline.
- 8:00SPEAKER_02: How we met still this point.
- 8:03SPEAKER_02: Because I think it's pretty exciting.
- 8:05SPEAKER_00: I was at the beach.
- 8:06SPEAKER_02: In the mid 80s, I traveled to Mexico for the first time and I uh visited Rosarita and Mazatlan.
- 8:11SPEAKER_02: In 1995, I went back to Mexico and I visited the ancient sites of Tulum and Chichenza in 1997.
- 8:20SPEAKER_02: Have you ever been to Tulum?
- 8:22SPEAKER_02: So real I'd have to call it a vision instead of a dream.
- 8:26SPEAKER_02: Where my spirit guide was sitting by my bed speaking to me telepathically.
- 8:32SPEAKER_02: She said she was an Aztec woman and her name was Can.
- 8:39SPEAKER_05: Her name was Can.
- 8:41SPEAKER_02: This is like late 90s.
- 8:43SPEAKER_02: I discovered that there's a Mayan glyph called Khan, K-A-N, which means seed.
- 8:48SPEAKER_02: And I thought that was interesting.
- 8:49SPEAKER_02: Ooh, my spirit guide has about the same name.
- 8:53SPEAKER_02: Then five months ago, I'll show your throat.
- 8:56SPEAKER_02: Peace yourself over to a con, which is where the cult of Kethelquadal began.
- 9:01SPEAKER_02: I was guided.
- 9:02SPEAKER_05: I thought Khan meant serpents.
- 9:09SPEAKER_02: Lie on the top of the pyramid with my arms out.
- 9:12SPEAKER_05: Lie is correct.
- 9:13SPEAKER_02: While I did that, I'm not sure.
- 9:15SPEAKER_05: So for the listener, she's showing this amazing photo of herself lying in like a crucifix position on the top.
- 9:26SPEAKER_02: I don't question it anymore.
- 9:27SPEAKER_05: The pyramid of the sun.
- 9:28SPEAKER_02: So then two months ago, just about stunburned.
- 9:32SPEAKER_02: I was channeling in a regular group, like I do recording.
- 9:35SPEAKER_02: You know, you do.
- 9:35SPEAKER_02: Like you do.
- 9:36SPEAKER_05: I was just channeling.
- 9:37SPEAKER_05: Just channeling, bro.
- 9:39SPEAKER_02: And I knew who he was because I've been fascinated with this ancient culture and these Mesoamerican cultures for a long time, since the mid-80s.
- 9:47SPEAKER_02: And so the next one.
- 9:48SPEAKER_03: Since the mid-80s.
- 9:50SPEAKER_02: I was fascinated with that happened.
- 9:52SPEAKER_02: The next morning I knew that he was to be the speaker for my special event this year.
- 9:57SPEAKER_05: So I booked him immediately.
- 9:59SPEAKER_05: I checked his schedule.
- 10:00SPEAKER_05: I talked to his people.
- 10:01SPEAKER_05: Talked to his agent.
- 10:03SPEAKER_02: On that same day, the center here contacted me to say that that date was no longer available for me and that it was double booked.
- 10:12SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, well, that's fascinating.
- 10:14SPEAKER_02: So I had to cook another day, and so I'd sign it out today because this is a full moon and a lunar eclipse.
- 10:21SPEAKER_03: And lo and behold, Ketzalquad was available.
- 10:29SPEAKER_02: Then there's more.
- 10:31SPEAKER_02: There's more.
- 10:40SPEAKER_02: And I believe it was Quetzalquad all that guided me to do this.
- 10:43SPEAKER_02: I felt like he was communicating with me.
- 12:35SPEAKER_05: I would think that Ketzel Quad would I don't know.
- 12:40SPEAKER_05: Different make cooler.
- 12:41SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I mean, what what is that?
- 12:46SPEAKER_03: That's nothing.
- 12:47SPEAKER_02: I just ate chakra.
- 12:48SPEAKER_02: I was guided to go get it and use it for that.
- 12:51SPEAKER_02: So I didn't think I thought it was just gonna be a healing stone that I would have, but no, I decided to use it in this piece.
- 12:56SPEAKER_02: And I was to make this piece to wear on the solstice of this, which I did in June.
- 13:02SPEAKER_02: And also this piece is over in the middle.
- 13:05SPEAKER_05: That is when the solstice masculine foundation.
- 13:07SPEAKER_05: You sure check your calendar.
- 13:10SPEAKER_02: There was a gathering at the Great Circle Mound in Newark, and I channeled Kessel Claudle again there in the group.
- 13:16SPEAKER_02: He provided some information about what was happening there that day.
- 13:19SPEAKER_03: Oh, he's just full of information.
- 13:20SPEAKER_02: Last week I was guided to go by two more sapphires earrings to go with this necklace.
- 13:26SPEAKER_06: Look at that.
- 13:27SPEAKER_06: I have the whole set now.
- 13:29SPEAKER_02: Because then just yesterday, I channeled some information.
- 13:33SPEAKER_02: More channeling.
- 13:37SPEAKER_02: And you'll see how that is.
- 13:41SPEAKER_02: I was sitting here with four sapphires on my person as instructed.
- 13:44SPEAKER_02: I don't know why, and it doesn't matter.
- 13:48SPEAKER_02: The whole thing.
- 13:49SPEAKER_02: And then this morning, I was guided to do some yoga.
- 13:53SPEAKER_02: Sun salutations and moon salutations for each and alternating.
- 13:58SPEAKER_02: So that is a very masculine-feminine balance thing.
- 14:02SPEAKER_02: So I feel as though this whole Ketzel Quaddle union tonight.
- 14:07SPEAKER_02: Oh, there's a union taking place.
- 14:14SPEAKER_02: So I'm really excited.
- 14:15SPEAKER_02: Channeling in my experience, because it was my guide Can who taught me to channel.
- 14:22SPEAKER_03: Guide Canada woman name.
- 14:26SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 14:27SPEAKER_05: Can I can't guiding me on that.
- 14:31SPEAKER_02: Can in my experience, I can feel the energy of the spirit entering my body as though there's something pouring in.
- 14:41SPEAKER_02: Now they used to pour into my crown until a couple of years ago.
- 14:45SPEAKER_02: Now they all come in my heart center.
- 14:47SPEAKER_02: But it feels as though the flow of well, it's energy.
- 14:54SPEAKER_02: And it's filling me up like a balloon.
- 15:01SPEAKER_02: Is she a two spirit at once?
- 15:04SPEAKER_02: And it's it's intense for me.
- 15:06SPEAKER_02: It's um my whole body vibrates.
- 15:09SPEAKER_02: And then I stuck away.
- 15:11SPEAKER_03: Call it a shaker or a Quaker even.
- 15:14SPEAKER_03: Can sell Quaker?
- 15:20SPEAKER_02: Well, I know that a lot of the information I channeled I could have never made up.
- 15:25SPEAKER_05: Oh really?
- 15:28SPEAKER_02: Um Although I suppose we all have access to all wisdom and knowledge.
- 15:32SPEAKER_07: Do we?
- 15:34SPEAKER_02: Um information that has been transmitted through me or spoken through me has helped people, has removed pain from people, although I don't peace in the Middle East.
- 15:44SPEAKER_02: No, I don't appeal with this, although people believe that has happened.
- 15:48SPEAKER_02: Um I don't know.
- 15:51SPEAKER_02: I'm just about that.
- 15:53SPEAKER_05: Putting that out there.
- 15:54SPEAKER_02: But I do know that is something completely different that's happening within and around me.
- 16:00SPEAKER_05: Oh, and I'd also like to point out to our listeners.
- 16:05SPEAKER_02: Your daughter noted we assume it has happened.
- 16:08SPEAKER_05: Because we were previewing the video a little a little earlier.
- 16:10SPEAKER_02: We assume it.
- 16:11SPEAKER_05: And she was in the room and she looked at Cindy and said, Her hair looks really greasy.
- 16:17SPEAKER_05: Forgot about that already.
- 16:21SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think, yeah, I think as long as there have been humans, there has been channeling in some fashion.
- 16:28SPEAKER_05: As long as there's been liars.
- 16:29SPEAKER_05: Uh humans.
- 16:31SPEAKER_05: Human liars.
- 16:31SPEAKER_05: As long as there's been bullshit artists.
- 16:33SPEAKER_02: Um warn people about trying this themselves.
- 16:37SPEAKER_03: Yeah, don't try this at home, kids.
- 16:39SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you gotta be careful.
- 16:40SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 16:41SPEAKER_05: You you have to check with your personalkoa if this is right for you.
- 16:45SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah, ask your doctor if ketzalkoa channeling is right for you.
- 16:50SPEAKER_02: Do not include messages from loved ones on the other side.
- 16:54SPEAKER_02: I can do that, and there's nothing wrong with that.
- 16:55SPEAKER_02: I just do not channel them.
- 16:58SPEAKER_02: I channel only angels, ascended masters, other light beings.
- 17:03SPEAKER_03: Oh, ascended masters.
- 17:04SPEAKER_03: Oh, not descended masters.
- 17:08SPEAKER_02: I would just say, well, have an experience of this because I can't prove if it's real or not.
- 17:13SPEAKER_02: It seems real to me.
- 17:14SPEAKER_05: Well, that's why we're here, Cindy.
- 17:16SPEAKER_05: So that's the whole point of seems like people's uh feedback.
- 17:22SPEAKER_03: It's a personal from which to draw my conclusions.
- 17:25SPEAKER_02: It seems that every experience is more and more interesting.
- 17:29SPEAKER_02: Uh although a few interesting ones I will mention are Green Tara, the uh Tibetan mother goddess.
- 17:37SPEAKER_05: Green Tara.
- 17:38SPEAKER_05: Umic reading.
- 17:42SPEAKER_05: Green Tara.
- 17:43SPEAKER_05: Yeah, didn't Green Tara fight Thanos in uh Avengers Endgame.
- 17:49SPEAKER_02: Akhenaten.
- 17:51SPEAKER_05: Yeah, how can you not be extraordinary?
- 17:55SPEAKER_05: You have to.
- 17:56SPEAKER_02: It's channel him many times.
- 17:58SPEAKER_02: Anytime.
- 17:59SPEAKER_02: Gosh, there are so many.
- 18:00SPEAKER_02: The Divine Mother.
- 18:02SPEAKER_03: Well, is all the Divine Mother.
- 18:04SPEAKER_03: And just any old mother.
- 18:06SPEAKER_02: Last year, at the end of 2008, I channeled eight beings at once.
- 18:10SPEAKER_05: Eight?
- 18:11SPEAKER_05: Dang! That sounds wait, is this a Pornhub video?
- 18:15unknown: People can read from these sessions.
- 18:18SPEAKER_01: Like, what the fuck?
- 18:21SPEAKER_05: And now the trance channeling.
- 18:24SPEAKER_05: Oh, is this where she's gonna do this?
- 18:27SPEAKER_06: Channel Kitzel could sell quaker.
- 18:30SPEAKER_02: It seems to me that I've been prepared for 20 years to do this tonight.
- 18:36SPEAKER_02: Or maybe I'm just a liar.
- 18:38SPEAKER_02: Maybe I'm just putting all the clues together, and that's what it would be.
- 18:40SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm putting you on.
- 18:43SPEAKER_02: Yay! Um, what I will be doing is trans channeling.
- 18:47SPEAKER_02: I'm going to do a prayer.
- 18:49SPEAKER_05: Well, you notice that the film looks grainier now?
- 18:52SPEAKER_05: Did they turn down the lights or something?
- 18:53SPEAKER_05: They must have turned down the lights and now the video camera.
- 18:56SPEAKER_05: I will have to comp overcompensating.
- 18:59SPEAKER_02: Around, above, and below the room.
- 19:02SPEAKER_02: And then I'll put myself into a trance and we'll begin.
- 19:06SPEAKER_04: This is what we're here for.
- 19:07SPEAKER_04: Let's do it.
- 19:08SPEAKER_02: And if you have not been to this group before, this is different than the usual channeling sessions because usually I do not know who will speak to you until it happens.
- 19:17SPEAKER_02: Also, at the regular channeling sessions, each person gets an individual.
- 19:21SPEAKER_05: Watch it be like, I tricked you.
- 19:22SPEAKER_02: Tonight is different.
- 19:24SPEAKER_05: Do you think she changes her voice?
- 19:25SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's a good one.
- 19:26SPEAKER_05: You think she's wonder if Katsalkoa, like at the last minute isn't Ketzalkoa, but it's a trickster.
- 19:33SPEAKER_05: Who's a trickster?
- 19:33SPEAKER_05: Tescatlipoca.
- 19:34SPEAKER_05: Tescatlipoca shows up instead of Katsalcoa.
- 19:39SPEAKER_03: Uh oh.
- 19:40SPEAKER_02: And you may get a message from him at that time.
- 19:42SPEAKER_02: I do not know.
- 19:44SPEAKER_02: All I know is the stuff that's led up to now.
- 19:47SPEAKER_02: I don't know anything about now.
- 19:49SPEAKER_02: Now I do want to mention that the full moon and the eclipse happens at 8 55 tonight.
- 19:55SPEAKER_02: That will probably be after we're finished here.
- 19:58SPEAKER_02: But if we want to stick around, I'm planning to just be out in the parking lot and hopefully the sky will be clear.
- 20:05SPEAKER_02: Maybe we can see the moon or do something out there.
- 20:10SPEAKER_05: Do a little get with the get with the show, Cindy.
- 20:16SPEAKER_05: She's gotta focus.
- 20:17SPEAKER_05: She's gotta get in the the right mood here.
- 20:20SPEAKER_02: Oh let's see what else.
- 20:22SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
- 20:22SPEAKER_02: He has a Tac Sun calendar on the table, if you have not seen it before.
- 20:26SPEAKER_02: That is not Ketzel Qual in the center with his tongue sticking out.
- 20:29SPEAKER_02: That's a different god of the side of his name.
- 20:33SPEAKER_02: I don't remember.
- 20:36SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 20:39SPEAKER_02: On your side does rey as the or Boris, the serpent biting his own tail.
- 20:45SPEAKER_02: That's about it.
- 20:46SPEAKER_05: She's like, what other shit can I make up before I'm not sure what's going on?
- 20:51SPEAKER_02: Oh yes, the onk.
- 20:52SPEAKER_02: I was showing that yesterday that I should bring the onk.
- 20:55SPEAKER_02: Um people on this side of the world thinking it is the uh symbol of life for the from ancient Egypt.
- 21:02SPEAKER_02: I don't know what Egypt has to do with this, but I'm sure it has something.
- 21:05SPEAKER_03: Egypt, mm-hmm, Egypt, Egyptian lobo.
- 21:08SPEAKER_03: So any questions about what is happening here or I haven't really described the channeling.
- 21:19SPEAKER_02: You're familiar with it?
- 21:20SPEAKER_05: Can you start, please?
- 21:23SPEAKER_05: Hello?
- 21:24unknown: Okay.
- 21:24SPEAKER_05: Yeah, hi, Krilly, uh, Tales from Oslantis, um, here in the back.
- 21:28SPEAKER_05: Uh, could you fucking start?
- 21:31SPEAKER_02: To um basically possess me in order to speak.
- 21:37SPEAKER_02: And he's coming in.
- 21:38SPEAKER_02: Well, I can describe that.
- 21:40SPEAKER_02: You may be able to feel his energy.
- 21:42SPEAKER_02: I hope that you do.
- 21:43SPEAKER_02: Feel the beat.
- 21:44SPEAKER_02: Doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you.
- 21:46SPEAKER_02: Everyone senses it in a different way.
- 21:48SPEAKER_04: So deep breathing.
- 21:54SPEAKER_03: Align your chakras.
- 21:55SPEAKER_03: Don't forget to align the chakras.
- 21:56SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'll begin with the Aramaic Lord's prayer.
- 21:59SPEAKER_03: Oh my.
- 21:59SPEAKER_02: If I do a prayer in Nahuatl, I would say Nahuatl.
- 22:03SPEAKER_02: So stick with Aramaic.
- 22:04SPEAKER_05: Ask Ketzalkoa.
- 22:05SPEAKER_05: I'm sure he knows a few.
- 22:07SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 22:08SPEAKER_05: He'd be glad.
- 22:12SPEAKER_05: How is nobody in the room thinking any of this?
- 22:15SPEAKER_05: Or uh maybe they are.
- 22:16SPEAKER_05: Well, she hasn't channeled him yet.
- 22:17SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 22:18SPEAKER_05: She has to channel him first.
- 22:23SPEAKER_05: She's speaking in tongues?
- 22:24SPEAKER_05: What the hell is this?
- 22:36SPEAKER_02: Only high-level beings and energies of light and love are welcome in this room.
- 22:42SPEAKER_05: Everybody gets up in their leaves.
- 22:44SPEAKER_02: Only high-level beings and energies of light and love may approach me.
- 22:49SPEAKER_04: The request lines are now open.
- 22:57SPEAKER_04: You think he'll correct her pronunciation?
- 22:59SPEAKER_04: Right?
- 23:00SPEAKER_04: It'd be nice.
- 23:02SPEAKER_04: He's like, first, Cindy, you're saying my name wrong.
- 23:06SPEAKER_02: I see the onk again.
- 23:11SPEAKER_04: Come on.
- 23:11SPEAKER_04: Come on.
- 23:12SPEAKER_02: So I'm beginning to integrate his energy into my body.
- 23:14unknown: Okay.
- 23:16SPEAKER_03: There you go.
- 23:17SPEAKER_03: It's hard for me to believe her because she's explaining it while it's happening.
- 23:21SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 23:21SPEAKER_03: Right?
- 23:21SPEAKER_03: Like if it's happening, you have no control over it.
- 23:25SPEAKER_03: You wouldn't be explaining it.
- 23:26SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 23:27SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 23:27SPEAKER_05: It would just it would be overwhelming.
- 23:29SPEAKER_05: Overwhelming.
- 23:30SPEAKER_05: You wouldn't even realize that it's happening to you.
- 23:32SPEAKER_05: If it was a true possession.
- 23:33SPEAKER_05: If it was true possession, right.
- 23:35SPEAKER_05: But the fact that she's having to explain it is based on the on the various films I've seen about possession, I think.
- 23:42SPEAKER_05: Yeah, the doctors.
- 23:43SPEAKER_05: The exorcist, the uh Ghostbusters.
- 23:45SPEAKER_05: Ghostbusters.
- 23:48SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 23:48SPEAKER_03: The latest one was pretty Decent too.
- 23:50SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 23:54SPEAKER_02: Now she's just sitting very large and it is filling the room.
- 23:57SPEAKER_02: Ooh, the energy.
- 24:00SPEAKER_05: She's an energy size queen.
- 24:05SPEAKER_02: If you are one who sees energy, you may see it.
- 24:08SPEAKER_05: See my energy.
- 24:11SPEAKER_05: Feel the energy.
- 24:14SPEAKER_05: Feel it, see it, sense it.
- 24:16SPEAKER_05: You think when he takes control of her body, he just starts speaking in Nahuatl?
- 24:20SPEAKER_05: I hope so.
- 24:21SPEAKER_05: I mean, that's that's that would be insane.
- 24:23SPEAKER_05: I mean, I would be a believer.
- 24:25SPEAKER_05: I would be shocked.
- 24:26SPEAKER_05: That would be insane.
- 24:27SPEAKER_05: I would, I would, I would convert immediately to the church of Cindy.
- 24:31SPEAKER_05: To the Church of Cindy Briggs.
- 24:34SPEAKER_01: Welcome.
- 24:35SPEAKER_05: Welcome.
- 24:36SPEAKER_05: He's here.
- 24:37SPEAKER_04: Oh.
- 24:38SPEAKER_04: He's a little shy.
- 24:41SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 24:44SPEAKER_04: She's gotta build up for the drama.
- 24:47SPEAKER_04: Right?
- 24:48SPEAKER_04: She's gotta build up the tension.
- 24:50SPEAKER_04: Here it comes, here it comes.
- 24:51SPEAKER_03: She's she's doing something.
- 24:54SPEAKER_03: She's um breathing slowly.
- 24:58SPEAKER_03: She's straightening up.
- 24:59SPEAKER_03: She's biting her eyes real rapidly.
- 25:06SPEAKER_03: She's picking her nose.
- 25:08SPEAKER_02: We're nearly halfway integrated.
- 25:14SPEAKER_05: There's like a little like you know, the the meters above Street Fighter.
- 25:20SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 25:24SPEAKER_03: Engage.
- 25:26SPEAKER_03: Or you can trans channel complete.
- 25:31SPEAKER_03: Fight.
- 25:34SPEAKER_05: All right.
- 25:35SPEAKER_05: Come on, Cindy.
- 25:37SPEAKER_05: You're drawing this out a bit much.
- 25:40SPEAKER_05: Uh oh.
- 25:41SPEAKER_05: She's fluttering her eyes again.
- 25:43SPEAKER_05: Mm-hmm.
- 25:44SPEAKER_05: Was she doing that?
- 25:45SPEAKER_05: I couldn't tell.
- 25:45SPEAKER_05: Was she doing that thing where her eyes were like rolled up?
- 25:48SPEAKER_05: No, I didn't see that.
- 25:49SPEAKER_05: Just the fluttering like she's doing that.
- 25:52SPEAKER_03: Cause you know, like like in uh um The Matrix, when they're jacked in and they're uploaded a new pro See, she's she's that's that's that's what she's doing.
- 26:02SPEAKER_05: She's going into human battery mode right now.
- 26:04SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 26:06SPEAKER_05: The information is being uploaded.
- 26:09SPEAKER_03: Uh-oh.
- 26:10SPEAKER_03: Uh-oh.
- 26:11SPEAKER_01: Maybe harmonizing everyone's energy is together.
- 26:13SPEAKER_01: The harmonics.
- 26:15SPEAKER_03: The harmonic conversion has to be properly to you.
- 26:19SPEAKER_05: She's doing something to you.
- 26:20SPEAKER_05: Synthesized.
- 26:23SPEAKER_05: Defragmenting.
- 27:45SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's it.
- 27:46SPEAKER_04: I can see it.
- 27:52SPEAKER_04: What was that?
- 27:52SPEAKER_04: Did you hear that?
- 27:54SPEAKER_04: Is that a drum?
- 27:56SPEAKER_05: I thought that was her stomach.
- 27:58SPEAKER_05: Oh rumbling.
- 28:02SPEAKER_01: Do you have the forks?
- 28:04SPEAKER_01: Do you have the do you have the forks?
- 28:06SPEAKER_05: Ketzel Claw would like the forks, please.
- 28:15SPEAKER_04: Woo! Okay.
- 28:23SPEAKER_04: Okay, that's enough of that, Bill.
- 28:27SPEAKER_04: Come on.
- 28:32SPEAKER_04: Um yeah.
- 28:37SPEAKER_05: It's like they're trying to be theatrical, but it's like a junior high drama club level skill set they're working with here.
- 28:48SPEAKER_05: 85%.
- 28:53SPEAKER_01: I just don't know how my God.
- 28:59SPEAKER_05: Thank you for channeling with channel on Cynthia Airlines.
- 29:03SPEAKER_05: She has to do an she has to do an ad read for Ket's Alcoat before.
- 29:13SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh.
- 29:14SPEAKER_05: Truly riveting stuff.
- 29:17SPEAKER_05: God damn.
- 29:19SPEAKER_06: I'm sorry.
- 29:20SPEAKER_06: I can't stop laughing at this.
- 29:22SPEAKER_06: I mean, nothing is happening, but it's funny because nothing is happening.
- 29:28SPEAKER_03: Literally nothing is happening here.
- 29:31SPEAKER_03: She looks so serious.
- 29:33SPEAKER_03: She does.
- 29:36SPEAKER_05: Come on, Cindy.
- 29:37SPEAKER_05: Are we at least at 90%?
- 29:40SPEAKER_05: Give us an update.
- 29:41SPEAKER_05: We got some stuff to do.
- 29:48SPEAKER_05: You should have a little like your phone charger reading up in the corner.
- 29:53SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 29:54SPEAKER_04: So you could stay up to date.
- 29:56SPEAKER_04: Right.
- 30:00SPEAKER_05: Maybe her Wi-Fi went down.
- 30:02SPEAKER_03: Well, this is from 2009.
- 30:04SPEAKER_03: It was released in 2010, but this was recorded in the summer of 2009.
- 30:09SPEAKER_03: That's supposed to be four smartphones.
- 30:11SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
- 30:12SPEAKER_05: Look at that.
- 30:13SPEAKER_05: Look at the big brain on Dr.
- 30:15SPEAKER_05: Tlaka Teca.
- 30:16SPEAKER_05: So something's happening.
- 30:20SPEAKER_05: Look at her eyes.
- 30:21SPEAKER_05: Look at yeah, she's possessed now.
- 30:25SPEAKER_05: Please say she changes her voice.
- 30:27SPEAKER_05: Right?
- 30:27SPEAKER_05: Please say she changes her voice.
- 30:30SPEAKER_05: Ooh, look, she's got masculine arms now all of a sudden.
- 30:33SPEAKER_05: Right?
- 30:33SPEAKER_05: She's like flexing her muscles.
- 30:35SPEAKER_05: Oh man.
- 30:36SPEAKER_05: It's Shera.
- 30:41SPEAKER_05: I heard She-Ra was supposed to be in the new Master of the Masters of the United States movie, but they they cut it out.
- 30:47SPEAKER_05: They cut it out?
- 30:48SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 30:48SPEAKER_03: Oh man, that sucks.
- 30:50SPEAKER_04: Oh, oh.
- 30:51SPEAKER_04: Oh.
- 30:53SPEAKER_04: What's going on?
- 30:55SPEAKER_04: Here we go.
- 30:55SPEAKER_04: Okay, here we go.
- 30:56SPEAKER_04: Here we go.
- 30:58SPEAKER_04: Something's happening.
- 31:04SPEAKER_05: That would be insane if her voice changed completely and she started speaking in Nawa.
- 31:10SPEAKER_05: Like straight up classical at least that ancient.
- 31:13SPEAKER_05: Give me at least classical Nawa.
- 31:15SPEAKER_05: Show me the Yemen.
- 31:16SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
- 31:17SPEAKER_02: For allowing me to come into your space.
- 31:19SPEAKER_05: Oh.
- 31:20SPEAKER_02: For preparing the space.
- 31:21SPEAKER_05: Whack.
- 31:23SPEAKER_02: Whacking me to speak to you to transmit energies.
- 31:27SPEAKER_05: I would be so pissed off if I had fucking spent money to be at This gets all caught speaking to thank you.
- 31:37SPEAKER_06: Like for small underwhelming.
- 31:39SPEAKER_06: It's gonna say thank you.
- 31:40SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it gets all caught.
- 31:43SPEAKER_05: Thank you, Cindy, for allowing me to enter your body.
- 31:50SPEAKER_01: What the I'd also like you to visualize a horizontal line of energy right through your heart center.
- 31:56SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 31:56SPEAKER_03: Intersecting over the light palm.
- 32:01SPEAKER_02: Extending out to infinity.
- 32:06SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this is disappointing.
- 32:09SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 32:12SPEAKER_02: It actually comes back around in all directions.
- 32:17SPEAKER_02: This may be more difficult to understand, but it is important for you to think of yourself as more than a vertical light column from now forward.
- 32:28SPEAKER_05: What?
- 32:29SPEAKER_05: I've never thought of myself as a vertical light column to begin with.
- 32:35SPEAKER_01: What do you think about this?
- 32:38SPEAKER_01: Do you visualize this?
- 32:39SPEAKER_06: Do you think this is meanful?
- 32:45SPEAKER_01: And in all the dimensions of myself.
- 32:48SPEAKER_01: And in all the light currents.
- 32:49SPEAKER_05: God, why does Kenselkoat sound like a low-rent fucking life coach?
- 33:03SPEAKER_05: I would like to remind you to please rather than local.
- 33:07SPEAKER_05: Tip Cindy at the end of the day.
- 33:11SPEAKER_02: Perhaps you have heard this one speak.
- 33:13SPEAKER_02: Or another speak through her about the fact that you are like a computer.
- 33:19SPEAKER_04: Oh, a computer.
- 33:20SPEAKER_02: You can work on your local drive.
- 33:22SPEAKER_02: Or you can be connected to the internet.
- 33:25SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
- 33:26SPEAKER_02: Oh the fuck.
- 33:31SPEAKER_02: She went there.
- 33:32SPEAKER_02: She went there.
- 33:35SPEAKER_02: You have a dual part of yourself.
- 33:39SPEAKER_02: Also called the ego.
- 33:41SPEAKER_05: Your hard drive has been partitioned.
- 33:43SPEAKER_05: Only work we need to defragment it.
- 33:46SPEAKER_05: Jesus.
- 33:47SPEAKER_02: It is not that your internet service provider is not.
- 33:50SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
- 33:53SPEAKER_05: It is that you should all be using Xfinity.
- 33:57SPEAKER_05: That's Xfinity.
- 33:59SPEAKER_05: Use promo code KETSLCOAT at xfinity.com for ten dollars off your first month.
- 34:07SPEAKER_01: Oh shit.
- 34:08SPEAKER_01: This is that being said, cross.
- 34:11SPEAKER_01: And it's that is you.
- 34:13SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 34:15SPEAKER_01: Oh fuck.
- 34:17SPEAKER_01: It reaches the sun.
- 34:18SPEAKER_01: Internet service provider.
- 34:20SPEAKER_01: It disperses itself like a fountain.
- 34:26SPEAKER_02: It is very, very far away, so you can imagine that this fountain is a foot above your head.
- 34:31SPEAKER_05: Oh my goodness.
- 34:32SPEAKER_05: It's silly.
- 34:33SPEAKER_05: It's so unreachable.
- 34:35SPEAKER_02: Above your head.
- 34:36SPEAKER_05: Like ears.
- 34:37SPEAKER_01: But this fountain effect also happens at the core of your earth, which is a little bit closer to you, to your physical body.
- 34:46SPEAKER_05: Buzz in the room.
- 34:48SPEAKER_05: Curly again, Tales from Oslantis, uh Ket Salkoa, sir.
- 34:52SPEAKER_05: What the fuck are you talking about?
- 34:54SPEAKER_05: You suck, sir.
- 34:59SPEAKER_02: Does everyone understand this?
- 35:01SPEAKER_01: Boo because that's what you understand now.
- 35:07SPEAKER_01: You are much, much more energy.
- 35:14SPEAKER_03: Refund.
- 35:15SPEAKER_02: Refund It means that you are not only reaching out.
- 35:23SPEAKER_02: But reaching in of linear space, you are reaching very, very far.
- 35:26SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 35:29SPEAKER_02: That means that you can touch other things.
- 35:32SPEAKER_04: Other people.
- 35:33SPEAKER_04: Jesus.
- 35:34SPEAKER_02: Other planets.
- 35:36SPEAKER_04: Other planets.
- 35:40SPEAKER_04: Tell us about Planet X.
- 35:44SPEAKER_02: You may call me an extraterrestrial being because I am not terrestrial at this time.
- 35:51SPEAKER_05: Extraterrestrial, of course.
- 35:52SPEAKER_05: So do you think she pre-wrote any of this?
- 35:55SPEAKER_05: Or is she just fucking making this shit up on the spot?
- 35:59SPEAKER_05: I mean, I'm sure she has some points that she kind of rehearsed, but this is all freestyling at this point.
- 36:07SPEAKER_05: Some markers that she's some uh milestones.
- 36:10SPEAKER_05: Milestones, yeah.
- 36:10SPEAKER_05: She's gotta hit.
- 36:11SPEAKER_01: You do not need mic.
- 36:14SPEAKER_05: Why are you here?
- 36:15SPEAKER_01: No.
- 36:16SPEAKER_01: Who you remi are.
- 36:18SPEAKER_03: So then what are we doing here?
- 36:22SPEAKER_01: Always connected to the internet of all Jesus.
- 36:34SPEAKER_04: You're always connected to it.
- 36:40SPEAKER_02: I have many things to share with you this evening.
- 36:42SPEAKER_02: Well, get to it, Bob.
- 36:44SPEAKER_02: Jeez.
- 36:44SPEAKER_02: As most spirits who speak to you through this one, I'm transmitting codes.
- 36:49SPEAKER_02: Codes that you do not understand consciously and will not understand.
- 36:52SPEAKER_02: So then what is the point?
- 36:53SPEAKER_02: But they are provided to you to assist you with raising your vibrational frequencies.
- 37:01SPEAKER_01: And then she just starts going, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
- 37:04SPEAKER_03: You know, I would have been more impressed if she had used like a coder at least to channel Ketzalkoat.
- 37:10SPEAKER_03: I would have been like, this is at least entertaining.
- 37:12SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 37:13SPEAKER_03: Right?
- 37:13SPEAKER_03: Like, change your voice somehow.
- 37:15SPEAKER_03: Make this more do something different.
- 37:19SPEAKER_02: You're wasting our time saying what is this?
- 37:21SPEAKER_02: View the videotape will also receive these codes.
- 37:24SPEAKER_02: So let's see if you have to change.
- 37:26SPEAKER_05: Well, see, Ketzalcoat knew we were talking shit.
- 37:30SPEAKER_06: And so she directed its own video tape fuckers that are criticizing me in the year 2026.
- 37:38SPEAKER_02: You, your physical body.
- 37:40SPEAKER_05: You fucking asshole.
- 37:42SPEAKER_02: The chair you are sitting on.
- 37:43SPEAKER_05: The chair you're sitting on.
- 37:45SPEAKER_05: We are sitting on chairs.
- 37:46SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
- 37:47SPEAKER_02: Holy shit.
- 37:49SPEAKER_01: Reviewing the video.
- 37:50SPEAKER_06: Reviewing the video.
- 37:51SPEAKER_06: That's us, man.
- 37:53SPEAKER_06: It's like in the space models where they're uh they're watching them watch themselves.
- 38:00SPEAKER_01: We need signature when we are in this space.
- 38:03SPEAKER_02: Hey, found shit.
- 38:05SPEAKER_02: And when we are in other space.
- 38:10SPEAKER_05: Yeah, exactly.
- 38:12SPEAKER_02: You're a walking cross.
- 38:13SPEAKER_05: You're a walk.
- 38:14SPEAKER_05: Hey, thank you.
- 38:16SPEAKER_05: Didn't that just sound like an insult?
- 38:21SPEAKER_02: Equal in their energy frequency.
- 38:25SPEAKER_06: Frequency modulation.
- 38:31SPEAKER_01: Oh, the core of the cross is out of balance.
- 38:34SPEAKER_03: Hey, what's I like when the cross is symmetrical, but it is symmetrical.
- 38:39SPEAKER_03: It's asymmetrical, but symmetrical?
- 38:42SPEAKER_01: There is no.
- 38:43SPEAKER_03: There's nothing.
- 38:45SPEAKER_03: There is no time.
- 38:47SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
- 38:47SPEAKER_03: There's no spoon.
- 38:49SPEAKER_03: Neo.
- 38:53SPEAKER_03: With your crotches and mind?
- 38:56SPEAKER_03: No.
- 38:58SPEAKER_03: That's what I heard.
- 39:01SPEAKER_05: Oh, look.
- 39:02SPEAKER_05: Like Telsomaslantis.
- 39:04SPEAKER_05: We plant seeds all the time.
- 39:05SPEAKER_05: They tried to bury us.
- 39:07SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 39:09SPEAKER_03: But they didn't know that we were transcendentals.
- 39:11SPEAKER_02: Parts of other lifetimes, parts of other places.
- 39:16SPEAKER_02: Access points that you have to information on your plants.
- 39:20SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't plant.
- 39:20SPEAKER_05: I would think getzalcoat would be way more interesting.
- 39:24SPEAKER_05: Right.
- 39:24SPEAKER_05: And have crap.
- 39:26SPEAKER_02: Way opening of your awareness.
- 39:29SPEAKER_05: More insightful, impactful things to say.
- 39:32SPEAKER_05: Tell me something about, you know, like uh This is an important one.
- 39:37SPEAKER_03: The the way, for instance, right?
- 39:40SPEAKER_05: Discourses of the elder, something more more profound.
- 39:44SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 39:45SPEAKER_05: What is this is fucking new age garbage provider.
- 39:49SPEAKER_05: This is new age nonsense that she's spewing.
- 39:52SPEAKER_01: Local reality.
- 39:52SPEAKER_05: At least pretend.
- 39:53SPEAKER_01: I think that is it.
- 39:54SPEAKER_05: Yeah, she's not even trying.
- 39:55SPEAKER_05: She's not even trying.
- 39:56SPEAKER_05: What is this?
- 39:58SPEAKER_02: Even though you have been told it is illusion.
- 40:00SPEAKER_02: You have been told there are fairies.
- 40:02SPEAKER_02: And you have been told there are ghosts.
- 40:04SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
- 40:04SPEAKER_02: You have been told there are angels.
- 40:06SPEAKER_02: Perhaps if you do not see it.
- 40:07SPEAKER_03: Those are glitches in the matrix.
- 40:08SPEAKER_03: Yes, we know.
- 40:10SPEAKER_03: We saw the movie, Cindy.
- 40:16SPEAKER_02: And the information and the codes and the transmission I send to you later will assist you with all of these things.
- 40:22SPEAKER_01: Send it to my email.
- 40:23SPEAKER_01: If you will just that it's there for you.
- 40:27SPEAKER_05: You know what?
- 40:28SPEAKER_05: It feels like she's just reading us uh the terms when you get a new piece of software and you have to agree to the terms.
- 40:41SPEAKER_05: Agree here.
- 40:42SPEAKER_05: You click on the thing, it sounds like she's just reciting something as interesting as that.
- 40:47SPEAKER_05: Yeah, basically.
- 40:49SPEAKER_05: Terms and conditions.
- 40:50SPEAKER_05: Terms and conditions, yeah, yeah.
- 40:52SPEAKER_01: How magnificent you are.
- 40:53SPEAKER_05: Oh, thank you well, thank you very much.
- 40:55SPEAKER_03: Thanks, guys.
- 40:56SPEAKER_02: And yet you have all kinds of stories about why you are not.
- 40:59SPEAKER_04: What?
- 41:00SPEAKER_02: Why you are not a master.
- 41:02SPEAKER_02: Huh?
- 41:03SPEAKER_02: And yet you are.
- 41:06SPEAKER_02: You allow yourself to be.
- 41:08SPEAKER_06: Oh man, you know.
- 41:11SPEAKER_05: If you're gonna pretend to be a master of anything, at least be able to communicate some kind of narrative that is interesting for people to follow.
- 41:20SPEAKER_05: This is just garbage, man.
- 41:22SPEAKER_05: Yeah, this is rambling nonsense.
- 41:24SPEAKER_02: That is the only story.
- 41:26SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that you're rambling nonsense.
- 41:28SPEAKER_05: I wonder how much people paid to be in this room.
- 41:30SPEAKER_05: I I guarantee, 2009 people were paying at least 150.
- 41:36SPEAKER_05: Think so?
- 41:36SPEAKER_05: I think so.
- 41:37SPEAKER_05: Uh and that's on the low end.
- 41:39SPEAKER_05: That's for the that's for the the people in the back end, right?
- 41:42SPEAKER_05: In the back the back of the room.
- 41:44SPEAKER_05: Well, what does she call it?
- 41:45SPEAKER_03: The the the the the highest senders, the highest and shin?
- 41:48SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 41:48SPEAKER_03: So the low ascenders are on the back.
- 41:52SPEAKER_03: The highest senders have to pay at least 500 bucks to be in the front row.
- 41:55SPEAKER_02: The truth is you just are.
- 41:57SPEAKER_03: Because she's not, she's gonna, yeah.
- 42:01SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty sure she made at least 10,000 from this.
- 42:05SPEAKER_02: Information being unlocked on your play with what?
- 42:09SPEAKER_02: It is occurring now, has been occurring, will continue occurring.
- 42:13SPEAKER_02: Perhaps if you watch your television with these discovery type programs, you shall see more and more is being discovered.
- 42:21SPEAKER_06: Discovery type.
- 42:23SPEAKER_02: And with the communication systems that you have now.
- 42:27SPEAKER_03: You know what this reminds me of?
- 42:28SPEAKER_03: Remember that that embarrassing video from the early 2000s, mid-2000s of this uh beauty contestant chick that she would put her on the spot on the spot.
- 42:39SPEAKER_05: They asked her a question.
- 42:40SPEAKER_05: She asked her a question, and she just like rambles.
- 42:42SPEAKER_05: Ramble.
- 42:43SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 42:46SPEAKER_05: Gosh.
- 42:47SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 42:48SPEAKER_01: Some of it is still.
- 42:49SPEAKER_05: That is a good comparison.
- 42:50SPEAKER_04: Jesus Christ.
- 42:53SPEAKER_02: It wants to be revealed.
- 42:55SPEAKER_02: Remember, it has a consciousness.
- 42:59SPEAKER_02: And if you collectively speak to the consciousness of it.
- 43:03SPEAKER_04: It you can't hidden wisdom.
- 43:06SPEAKER_02: Pennywise the cloud.
- 43:09SPEAKER_02: You can assist it in becoming a burvly.
- 43:15SPEAKER_02: Mainstream.
- 43:16SPEAKER_03: Mainstream!
- 43:18SPEAKER_05: Alright, I think I've had enough of this.
- 43:20SPEAKER_05: Nothing she has said makes any fucking sense.
- 43:28SPEAKER_05: Nothing inspirational.
- 43:30SPEAKER_05: It's just gobbledygook.
- 43:32SPEAKER_05: Like all I get is that Ketzalkoa is kind of fucking boring.
- 43:38SPEAKER_05: I mean, how much more of this is left?
- 43:41SPEAKER_01: I don't know, but I'm gonna fascinating and helpful.
- 43:44SPEAKER_05: See if I can't.
- 43:47SPEAKER_05: How important skip ahead on this video.
- 43:51SPEAKER_05: Oh no.
- 43:53SPEAKER_05: Oh no, I stopped it.
- 43:55SPEAKER_05: It's just as well.
- 43:57SPEAKER_05: Okay, so torture, man.
- 44:00SPEAKER_05: That was fucking awful.
- 44:03SPEAKER_04: And yet I'm I'm still glad that I was able to partition those parts of me that can and cannot and cannot at the same time partitioned.
- 44:22SPEAKER_05: And through my inner internet service provider, I was able to see more.
- 44:32SPEAKER_05: More is more less.
- 44:33SPEAKER_05: And less is more.
- 44:36SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
- 44:37SPEAKER_05: Yes.
- 44:38SPEAKER_05: Fucking hell.
- 44:41SPEAKER_05: So what did we learn from this?
- 44:43SPEAKER_05: Well, what I what I gathered from this is that people will pay for anything.
- 44:51SPEAKER_05: Yeah, pretty much.
- 44:53SPEAKER_05: Like f well, what's the saying?
- 44:54SPEAKER_05: A fool and his money are soon parted.
- 44:57SPEAKER_05: Yep.
- 44:58SPEAKER_05: Or as uh well, what's the other famous saying from uh uh a sucker is born every minute every minute.
- 45:06SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 45:06SPEAKER_05: So and I don't I don't know, man.
- 45:10SPEAKER_05: So there's people in this room and but we never know how many.
- 45:16SPEAKER_05: Right.
- 45:16SPEAKER_05: We only see a couple of faces, a couple of individuals, but yeah, we're we're not sure how big this room was and how many people were there.
- 45:23SPEAKER_05: But let's say let's assume that at least 10% of the people who are there are deeply sincere and devoted to this.
- 45:29SPEAKER_03: Everybody else is maybe there's some curiosity, maybe they believe some of it and maybe not all of it, or maybe they're exploring, but at least a good ten, would you say maybe 15 up to 15 percent of the people in that room might have been true believers who have bought this thing, hook, line, and sinker, and that were all in?
- 45:48SPEAKER_05: Honestly looking for some answers.
- 45:50SPEAKER_05: And who truly believe that this white woman from, you know, Middle America or wherever she's from, middle-aged white lady, could channel Quetzalcoat.
- 46:03SPEAKER_05: And then you go to this thing and it's like you're expecting something more significant, and it's just rambling.
- 46:11SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and she's sitting in front of a shower curtain with like a microphone stuck to it with a binder clip.
- 46:19SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 46:20SPEAKER_05: It's all like fly by night, makeshift uh production.
- 46:24SPEAKER_05: And I don't think she really put in the work before this.
- 46:27SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 46:28SPEAKER_05: Like, if she knew, okay, if I know, if I'm making the claim that on this date at this time, Quetzalkoat is going to possess my body and speak through me.
- 46:40SPEAKER_05: Through me, I'm gonna put on a fucking show.
- 46:43SPEAKER_05: Right.
- 46:43SPEAKER_05: At least make it entertaining, make it worth the money that people are paying for this.
- 46:47SPEAKER_05: Yes.
- 46:48SPEAKER_05: Did you did you ever see the newest uh Twenty Eight Days Later movie?
- 46:51SPEAKER_05: They're not a little bit, though.
- 46:53SPEAKER_05: It's on my list.
- 46:54SPEAKER_05: See, it's fucking awesome.
- 46:55SPEAKER_05: There's this great scene where Ray Finds drugs everybody.
- 47:01SPEAKER_05: And he he col one of the things about his character is he collects vinyl.
- 47:06SPEAKER_05: Okay.
- 47:07SPEAKER_05: And so he's surviving the zombie apocalypse.
- 47:10SPEAKER_05: He has his little place, you know, like uh an underground bunker that he lives in, and he has this massive vinyl collection.
- 47:17SPEAKER_05: So there's these villains, right, that are gonna come and uh they're all dressed like uh Seville, Jimmy Seville, Saville, the creepy old English dude.
- 47:34SPEAKER_05: There's a backstory there.
- 47:35SPEAKER_05: But they all show up and he drugs them with this like hallucinogenic and then he starts blasting Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden.
- 47:47SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and he comes out and puts on this crazy theatrical performance where he's like covered in makeup and he's running around and screaming and and jumping because the people are led to believe that he is the actual devil.
- 48:04SPEAKER_05: And so for him to survive, he needs to put on a show that he's the devil.
- 48:11SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 48:11SPEAKER_05: Now, that with that said, that is the kind of work that I would have put into a performance if I was supposed to make a group of people think that I was channeling Quetzalcoa, right?
- 48:25SPEAKER_05: You'd think I would have had everybody imbibe like a sacred drink beforehand, put a little something in there.
- 48:34SPEAKER_05: This comes to show that she has no experience with any of that.
- 48:38unknown: Right.
- 48:38SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and then you put on a fucking show, man.
- 48:41SPEAKER_05: People leave this going holy broke.
- 48:44SPEAKER_05: Right.
- 48:44SPEAKER_05: I just Ketzal God just came and talked to me.
- 48:48SPEAKER_05: Right.
- 48:48SPEAKER_05: And told me, and then you I would start reciting the way with Lactoli and Something and At least make an effort.
- 48:56SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 48:56SPEAKER_05: Right.
- 48:57SPEAKER_05: And this Talk about talk about the the sacred metotilistli and you know, the the medicine.
- 49:05SPEAKER_05: There's no mention of sacred medicine, no mention of sacred dance, nothing about um nothing culturally specific.
- 49:14SPEAKER_05: No, but internet service providers.
- 49:17SPEAKER_05: Internet service provider and linear linked.
- 49:19SPEAKER_05: Ketzelcoat is is worried about your internet service provider.
- 49:27SPEAKER_05: Get out of here with that bullshit.
- 49:29SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
- 49:30SPEAKER_05: Ketzalcoat's like, well, you really need to place your router in an area.
- 49:34SPEAKER_05: You're still using Net Zero?
- 49:39SPEAKER_05: You're still on AOL.
- 49:41SPEAKER_05: Right?
- 49:42SPEAKER_05: Was AOL still around?
- 49:43SPEAKER_05: I don't remember, but I would I'm half expecting Ketalcoat to be like Your disk has 250 minutes left on it.
- 49:54SPEAKER_06: The free discs.
- 49:55SPEAKER_05: Remember that shit?
- 49:56SPEAKER_05: It's time to get more minutes on AOL.
- 50:01SPEAKER_05: Oh my God.
- 50:03SPEAKER_06: I mean, I just can't think stop thinking about that.
- 50:05SPEAKER_06: How absurd.
- 50:06SPEAKER_06: Like, I was not expecting this.
- 50:11SPEAKER_06: Like, what is happening here?
- 50:13SPEAKER_06: But yeah, you know, it's right now when you mentioned the psychedelics, it and this is something we need to do an actual episode on this.
- 50:20SPEAKER_05: I haven't done um any of the research, but I've been, I mean, as far as the research that I've done is I've been looking into some things that have made some references to this.
- 50:32SPEAKER_05: But, you know, your favorite guy from the Church of Satan, um Anton LeVay?
- 50:38SPEAKER_05: No, the other guy, uh Crowley.
- 50:40SPEAKER_05: Oh, Alistair Crowley.
- 50:42SPEAKER_05: Is it Crowley or Crowley?
- 50:43SPEAKER_05: Crowley.
- 50:44SPEAKER_05: Crowley.
- 50:44SPEAKER_00: Mr.
- 50:45SPEAKER_00: Crowley.
- 50:46SPEAKER_05: So that guy, um there I think he was Golden Dawn, not Church of Satan.
- 50:52SPEAKER_05: Okay.
- 50:52SPEAKER_05: I always get them confused.
- 50:54SPEAKER_05: But um he apparently the claim has been made that he was a double agent spy for England and for the Germans.
- 51:03SPEAKER_05: Really?
- 51:04SPEAKER_05: Yes.
- 51:05SPEAKER_03: And the claim has been made that it was because of Crowley's interest in the occult and interest in he had connections with um with the theosophists, right?
- 51:21SPEAKER_05: That through them he began to experiment with uh with peyote.
- 51:28SPEAKER_03: Really?
- 51:29SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 51:31SPEAKER_03: With mesculine.
- 51:32SPEAKER_05: And so the claim has been made that Crowley is the one that introduced this idea of using mescaline to to drug your your your mark to try to get them to reveal information to you or to convince them to do something for you in his capacity as a double agent.
- 51:51SPEAKER_05: As a double agent.
- 51:53SPEAKER_05: And that that's how eventually we get to the LSD that was being produced in the 50s, 40s and 50s, and then to the 60s by the government through these covert operations that they were doing.
- 52:05SPEAKER_05: God damn.
- 52:06SPEAKER_05: And so it's it's a direct line to him.
- 52:09SPEAKER_05: But the the the point of interest for us is that they're using the medicine for all this.
- 52:13SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 52:13SPEAKER_05: Right.
- 52:13SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 52:14SPEAKER_05: That's the connective tissue.
- 52:15SPEAKER_05: So that's the connective tissue.
- 52:17SPEAKER_05: And like I said, I haven't done any research.
- 52:18SPEAKER_05: I'm just kind of picking up references here and there, but I think that would make a very good uh topic that we should discuss at some point.
- 52:25SPEAKER_05: Yeah, hell yeah.
- 52:27SPEAKER_05: Do you do you know anything about Jack Parsons?
- 52:31SPEAKER_03: I know that he was involved in a lot of this stuff, right?
- 52:35SPEAKER_03: And and that he looked up to to Crowley and he even like met him at least once in his older uh years.
- 52:44SPEAKER_05: Um and my my sense is that that Parsons wasn't too impressed with him.
- 52:50SPEAKER_05: Well Or something to that effect.
- 52:52SPEAKER_05: So what it what the way I understand it is so Jack Parsons was the he worked for NASA, right?
- 52:58SPEAKER_05: He's a rocket scientist.
- 52:59SPEAKER_05: There's a great book called Sex and Rockets.
- 53:01SPEAKER_05: Yeah, GPL you know stands for Jack Parsons Laboratory or Jet Pro Jet Proposition Laboratory, right?
- 53:10SPEAKER_05: And there's even uh Parsons Peak with on the moon.
- 53:13SPEAKER_05: So there's like a peak on the moon named after him.
- 53:15SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 53:16SPEAKER_05: And so he was deep into this shit, but he was also affiliated with Aleister Crowley and fucking L.
- 53:23SPEAKER_05: Ron Hubbard.
- 53:24SPEAKER_05: Well, so the the the connection not only through through uh the Golden Dawn for Parsons and Crowley is that if I'm not mistaken, some of those orgies that they were doing early on in LA in the in the in that chapter of the Golden Dawn, they were also using mescaline in their parties.
- 53:44SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 53:45SPEAKER_05: Okay, sounds like we've got a future episode.
- 53:48SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
- 53:49SPEAKER_07: And I hope it's uh more impactful than fucking what we just saw.
- 53:56SPEAKER_03: Like, oh man.
- 53:58SPEAKER_03: You know, it would be a trip if, for instance, what we saw was just what she wanted the public to see, and they filmed it, and then after cut they cut the camera, that's when the real fucking kids all go out, shows up shows up, and there's this huge orange place.
- 54:16SPEAKER_05: They all fucking eat medicine and drink medicine tea.
- 54:20SPEAKER_05: For the fucking water drum comes out.
- 54:22SPEAKER_05: Right.
- 54:23SPEAKER_05: And probably now they're they're like the true ascended masters, right?
- 54:27SPEAKER_05: Like Yeah.
- 54:27SPEAKER_05: Well that's a theosophy theme, too, right?
- 54:30SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it really starts with them.
- 54:31SPEAKER_05: They're the one that starts with it.
- 54:33SPEAKER_05: Helena Blavatsky.
- 54:34SPEAKER_05: Right.
- 54:35SPEAKER_05: And it filters into Mechikayod eventually, too, with this idea of the secret elders, right?
- 54:39SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 54:40SPEAKER_05: Yeah, these councils.
- 54:40SPEAKER_05: Secret councils that exist, that that only a few knowledge that preserved the Declaration of Guatemal that sent out the four arrows that did all of these things.
- 54:52SPEAKER_05: Damn, man.
- 54:53SPEAKER_05: Well, in closing, all I can say is I was a little disappointed.
- 54:59SPEAKER_05: A little bored.
- 55:00SPEAKER_03: A little bit.
- 55:01SPEAKER_05: Just a little bit.
- 55:02SPEAKER_05: Especially since it starts off with this laundry list of her credentials.
- 55:08SPEAKER_05: So you think she's still she's gonna put on some shows, she's gonna do some sleight of hand.
- 55:13SPEAKER_03: Give me some sleight of hand at least.
- 55:14SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 55:15SPEAKER_05: I mean it's gonna be nonsense, but at least it'll be entertaining.
- 55:18SPEAKER_05: Right, right.
- 55:18SPEAKER_05: And it will be that give me some actual magic.
- 55:22SPEAKER_05: Do some sleight of hand.
- 55:23SPEAKER_05: Right.
- 55:24SPEAKER_05: The like the lights didn't even flicker.
- 55:26SPEAKER_05: Nothing.
- 55:27SPEAKER_05: Like I thought when she was flickering her eyes that that was indicative of like, okay, she's gonna she's gonna do something.
- 55:34SPEAKER_05: She's like gonna change her posture or the closest we've that we got to any transformation happening is when she kind of looked kind of buffed all of a sudden.
- 55:43SPEAKER_05: She started flexing her muscles.
- 55:44SPEAKER_05: Flexing her muscles.
- 55:45SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 55:45SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 55:46SPEAKER_06: I'm like, oh, this is the incredible Hulk here, the She-Hulk.
- 55:52SPEAKER_05: Well, dear listeners, I I hope you enjoyed this very special bonus episode of Tales from Ostlanthus.
- 56:02SPEAKER_05: As we've found, you know, we tried.
- 56:05SPEAKER_05: We tried.
- 56:06SPEAKER_05: When I picked this DVD up, I thought, hey, this this should there's an episode here for sure, right?
- 56:12SPEAKER_05: This white woman pretending to to channel Ketzel Coat.
- 56:18SPEAKER_05: But the fact that he didn't even correct her on her pronunciation of his name.
- 56:25SPEAKER_05: Stop fucking calling me Quetzelcoatl.
- 56:28SPEAKER_05: And it's not Quaddle.
- 56:29SPEAKER_05: Not Quaddle.
- 56:30SPEAKER_05: It's not.
- 56:31SPEAKER_05: So whatever.
- 56:33SPEAKER_05: That well, remember, dear listeners, on this episode we discovered a deep and painful truth.
- 56:40SPEAKER_05: And you know what I like to say about the truth?
- 56:43SPEAKER_05: The truth is like medicine.
- 56:46SPEAKER_04: It doesn't always taste good.
- 56:49SPEAKER_04: But it is always good for you.
- 56:55SPEAKER_05: A major internet service provider.