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Optics. It's a hot face.
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All right, we're done with the day before and the shitty things
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about the day before and how the reveal was not good.
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I'll start out. Ready, Evan go ahead, game has
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been in development for five years.
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Correct, not Anantara bleah. Long amount of time.
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Yes. Okay but we've got nothing to
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show game was delayed. That's fine.
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Game was delayed again. That's fine.
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That's annoying as fuck. That's fine.
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No Gameplay trailer. Very annoying.
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And then last week, or week prior notice last week, last
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week, they're supposed supposed to do the Gameplay trailer.
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Eddie gets delayed due to a copyright claim.
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Yeah, that's the stupidest excuse I've ever heard in my
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life. Yeah, incredibly stupid.
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Because all you have to do at that point is just take the
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fucking name out of the fucking game.
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I just showed the gameplay, so they didn't do that.
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They waited like a couple days and was like, hey, we can now do
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this. So this is the day we're going
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to do it. And then day of the gameplay
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gets fucking the Gameplay trailer gets delayed by an hour.
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Well, it was delayed from March to November of this year due to
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a trademark issue which also apparently caused a delay in the
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release of the 10 minute. Gameplay trailer.
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That's what I was referring to the the Gameplay trailer but I'm
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saying like the day of the Gameplay trailer being released
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were there are fine. Hey we're doing the event today
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they're like oh we have we have to delay in an hour so got
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delayed an hour of the day of. Did you, did you see also as
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well? That They actually had said that
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the delay was already planned for the trailer for what like,
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no. Like they just said that it was
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that they were going to delay the trailer before it was aware
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of the trademark problem that came up so it was no trademark
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problem conveniently at the same time also yeah it was delayed
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from May 20-22 to 2023 when the studio shifted, development to
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Unreal Engine 5 and it's also been criticized by.
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The company has been varieties of unpaid volunteer workers
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earlier in 2012. 22. Yes game is not holding up to
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the hype very well and it's just getting it's like you know it's
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just getting like a little stab in the shin every time it tries
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to walk again. It's like Rogue another.
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Yeah. American Dad.
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Yeah. It's just a monster that won't
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stop my. The only thing positive I can
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say about this team because fantastic is trash.
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Like you guys are trash fucking garbage.
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This game looks like shit and I don't think it's real for what
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we saw. I still don't think it's like a
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real tangible thing even though they have this huge backer
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backing this game. That's what I'm going into
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though. They haven't taken money from a
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single player. Okay, you didn't do pre-orders.
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No crowdfunding I can't fault them for that, right?
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So like they had a backer work on this and give the money for
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this cool. What the fuck?
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What like I don't that's the only pat on the back.
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I can give these fools is you didn't steal anybody's money
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except for the possible person, funneling money into this
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project. Yeah, I mean, they haven't
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really done anything crazy in terms of their previous game
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history, that's what was like the spaceman game, wasn't it?
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The ones I see here is you have prop night radiant, one, and the
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wild eight. And the day before We all know
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how much how much fun prop light was.
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Don't remember. It was not fun in my opinion
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like even their website just doesn't, it doesn't make you
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trust in them. I guess it's no way of putting
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it. Like if you go to, if you go to
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like Rockstar Games or naughty, dog or Sony, Santa Monica, like
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those games. Those like websites have a lot.
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Like they look like they're built properly, I guess.
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Yeah, way of putting it. You know, there's like a Blog
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section and all that kind of stuff.
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Like realistically at the Fantastic stuff.
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You have about fantastic products volunteering and work
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at Fantastic. If you go to the about fantastic
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page, which is where I'm at right now, it says, we are
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volunteers, we dedicated Our Lives to a process of just
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giving. Our fundamental vision is to
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deliver happiness to people from this Vision stem, many products
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and projects all towards the same.
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Aim don't know what that means. I have no idea what that means.
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There's like a graphic that says willingness is heaven and that's
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on the left side colored in green and then there's one that
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says unwillingness is hell and that's grayed out.
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And then our culture is based on the idea of volunteering.
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They are a all remote organization founded in 22 2015,
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with 200 volunteers and 30 nationalities.
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They have a journey to the dream with two people that their names
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are not here. Uh, no I'm sorry.
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The story of fantastic began in the coldest city in the world.
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World. Yeah.
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Koontz, with the goat of go to save brother's dreams of
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creating a global organization that would impact people's lives
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in 2015. They rented a small room and
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started working on their first kickstarter-funded game.
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They didn't say the name of the game and then suggest thus began
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the journey to the dream. What is the dream?
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It's just, it's a whole lot of words that don't really say
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anything, which is like this is the equivalent to like, when the
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the brothers and stepbrothers. Like, we're gonna start a
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company where we going to call it Prestige Worldwide, right?
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Like I do, we do, I don't know, we're just do stuff.
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Cool stuff that make people like us.
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Yeah, the trailer wasn't good. No, it was terrible.
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We were all laughing at it. It was Not interesting.
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It didn't grab you, you sure, it was interesting because there's
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one feature, I saw a lot of people interested in.
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You want to talk about that? Yeah, go ahead.
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The character model. Yeah, I do have to believe the
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but of the character model that was the only thing they took
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time on is to make this character model have a huge
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chance. Don't let Nick confuse you that
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doesn't take a lot of time to do saying that's very easy to do,
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you just, you just max out the values, you do.
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In fact, some clearly never played The Sims dude.
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Oh my God. But yeah.
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So like, I guess. Sure that's what everybody was
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focused on because there was nothing else.
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That was really interesting. I mean, like, We're talking
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about previously in our scrapped episode, version of this there
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is all that. Look at you bitch for the big
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got them. You'll listen to this.
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There wasn't like like you see apocalyptic world.
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Like I've actually just played the division to not too long ago
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and that even though that game. Yeah is not a sort of the
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greatest in some people's eyes that world, I mean there's trash
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its interests across the street. Like there's overturned
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dumpsters broken down cars like the division one.
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I mean I remember the trailer for the division.
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One was that everybody was just mesmerized by the beauty of it
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and just how this this, you know, cold New York City, that
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like fell to this. Pandemic just looks like a
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post-apocalyptic New York City where as this was.
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I don't remember if they named a city, but like we were walking,
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like, we're watching our character, walk around the
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suburbs and there's nothing interesting.
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The, the roads look like they've just been freshly.
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Put down the grass. Look, Like still cut in some of
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the screenshots. I saw like whose Mo on this
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grass was doing dude. The cars are all basically
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destroyed in the same way, one way or another.
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Like they're all just old broken-down cars, right?
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Like you know the the houses look fine and in this is a
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zombie game, right? So it's a zombie game.
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People didn't just up and leave like the Rapture and there's
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nothing there. Like, no, it's has to be, there
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has to be visual storytelling, but of which there was none, we
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watch them do a John Smith Call of Duty Sal like crafting
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customization thing. Yeah.
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Which we had to look for like a way too long of a time not going
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to say 10 minutes but it was more than time more time than we
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needed to see of how you just press a to attach a red dot
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sight to the top especially when you have a 10 minute Gameplay
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trailer. Yeah, like you should not be
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spending 10 seconds. 15 seconds showing us.
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It's not like you know, you're able to look at the site before
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it's attached or pick where you want to attach it.
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It was a literally just looking at these scope in the little And
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then hitting a and watching it just up here.
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Oh, stupid of which, if I'm not mistaken I believe there were
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also some other attaches that were put on that we're supposed
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to help with like The Recoil or holding like, you know, the
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healing of the gun and watching it later, it looked like it
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didn't do anything at all exists.
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Look like he didn't do anything. And then yeah, like I saw some
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of the zombie stuff that also was like like, this isn't like
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zombies are boring to a degree, you have to find something that
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makes them. Interesting in some regard,
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right? Like the World War Z has
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hundreds of zombies. So it's not for ya.
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Like it's not like you shooting down like just a couple zombies,
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like and left for dead or something even left for dead
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hordes and like a director system that made it a bit more
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interesting. But like, this was, you know,
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and like I said, World War Z has literally hundreds of Zombies 2
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up to like thousands of zombies appearing on the screen at once
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that you and your buddies are all taking down this, you know,
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walking around a pretty empty deserted.
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Like, downtown area, just to find a couple of zombies of
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which we didn't get to see a horde appear because, you know,
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there was a silencer attached which is like, yeah.
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Okay, you got to be quiet because you one of those, I'm
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busier. Okay, I guess that's cool.
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But like how many zombies are there?
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If I don't have an attachment like that like show me show me
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something interesting and none of it was interesting.
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I mean, it's all just like, you know, it's just like a prettier
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modded Daisy except dude, just like Daisy, it has none.
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Of the no charm and no interesting thing about it.
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I know Nick here's a really big fan of what days you could be
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but guess what this ain't it. Chief no.
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And this was a game that I was like, okay, cool kid.
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Like, we like a build upon what Daisy tried to do.
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Because, like, when Daisy was DayZ Mod, that was huge.
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That was an awesome fucking time.
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DayZ, standalone comes out, and run goes, oh, you shit the bed
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big on this. Okay.
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And then it gets A little you know, when your it gets fun and
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then it doesn't in this game. It's like okay, this is pretty.
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And that's all I'm seeing here. You're saying it's a zombie
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survival MMO type game. Okay?
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Well, You've intrigued me because you use the word MMO.
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Massive, massive, multiplayer online in an open world.
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Yep. Okay.
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You know, how where the people's neck and I was out massive.
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It was, there was like three people, three people.
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So you're telling me I should be stoked and I understand it's a
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demo. You could have showed off a
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couple of your developers playing and they did this cheeky
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fucking thing. Thing because everyone's like
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still looks like shit still fake.
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Where they showed one other devs.
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Quote-unquote playing it and like finger-fucking as mouse and
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keyboard I was like, fuck you guys.
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That's awesome. Like, and it's curious to see if
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like this is just a scam or if they just have no clue exactly
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how to make a video game like this.
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But we keep it like, remember too that this was something that
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was released. Just, you know, a couple days
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ago last last week or whatever and they delayed it from March
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to November. Yep.
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So we would have gotten this game next month and that's what
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all we would have had. Was that 10-minute gameplay
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video of which again, there was nothing like there wouldn't have
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been anything anything. Print, it would have been
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exactly that. So yeah, it's just watching,
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like a character fiddle with their inventory, shoot a couple
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zombies and then it's like the day before.
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It's so stupid. It's so stupid.
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Like yeah. It's is this supposed to be free
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to play? Whereas this know you got, you
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gotta pay for it eventually. It's gonna eventually.
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No, not us but eventually it's going to be one of those things
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where it's like, okay, well it's ready.
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So now you buy it, what? You can gift it to me?
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So yeah, no, I'm not doing that. At feel like sex, secondly,
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after the demo comes out, everyone's like that was boring,
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like, you got made fun of, for possibly, creating a walking
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simulator. That's what these games are.
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They are. Yeah, you need to make the world
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interesting, and you need to make player interaction,
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interesting. The zombies aren't the main
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threat? It's just like in bless us, it's
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people, right? So, if you're playing with other
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people, that's your main threat. Zombies are an obstacle.
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That is fine. Show me people after the fucking
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presentation, you showed fucking screenshots of a hub with other
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quote, unquote players in the hub where you can sell and
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crafts and trade, it looks like a neat and socialize.
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Yeah. Like why would you because it's
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not there, like that's what the division was trying to be and
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that Right. Like the division actually still
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is that like there is a hub area where you can meet up with
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people and like chat you can party up right then and there
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and then go out into the world and PVP or PVE PVE or however it
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works, right? Like you can go do that stuff.
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It actually is realistically if you want to see like take the
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day before without the zombies, that's the division or the
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that's what like the vision is. But the division I'm saying
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Vision in division a lot I apologized but like It works
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like I'm serious. Like, I would actually end the
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division. 2 goes on sale for like 10 bucks at a time.
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It's incredibly cheap. Yeah.
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The very least. I would recommend people who
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want a game like that, that maybe doesn't have zombies in
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it, made the division, one or two like, right.
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You get that same sort of like, crafting, like loot system where
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it's like, you know, Green guns are better, blue purple like you
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know, however all that stuff goes, the tier list of stuff and
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and it's actually you get to fight bosses.
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There are like dungeon areas and things like that and it's a Fun
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time. But this is not interesting.
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It's a that it doesn't interest me.
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It's like, okay, cool. You've given me another massive
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zombie game with very little zombies, zombies, that will
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probably be bugged on release that hit way too hard or cause
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like, we don't know if there's a bleed system, like we don't know
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if it's just, you get dealt damage and then you die.
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Or if you are going to have like bleeds, heavy blades, like at
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archivist thing, or if your bones can get broken, like, we
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don't know any of this stuff. We don't know how many weapons
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there are, what kind of attachment We can do, we don't
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know what kind of missions are quests or anything like that.
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Like we know nothing and again, like I said, this was going to
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come out next month and we wouldn't have had anything to go
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off of but it was like sure Nick, you're right in the
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pictures. You sent us or the pictures you
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show me, do it like a hub system but what if they're not exactly
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exactly. Like yeah.
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Clearly one of those screenshots is like you in a conversation
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with an NPC. That's giving you a quest but
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there's no text if I'm not mistaken or if there is text it
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doesn't show like you accepting the Esther, you getting your
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reward and how that shows up, know what a basically was was
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like it's a picture of like a little mini City, and it has
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like signs that say, like, eat and like trade kind of in the
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distance and like people. So that's my assumptions.
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Like okay? Well, that's a hub whatever they
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did nothing, they showed fuck all this is a disaster, they
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should feel bad and you should show us this game actually in
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action if you want people to actually give a fuck about your
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game. I'm fantastic and not think
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you're a fucking bunch of like dickheads.
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Making a fake game and its heart.
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Like I'm honestly at this point it's just been so screwed up and
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it's so bad to the point where I can't tell if they're joking
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that that's the other thing. Are we like a part of like this
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stupid joke? Social Siberia?
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Yeah. Is this some big prank or
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something? Because I realized that I
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couldn't tell you, I have no clue if that's all right, that's
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all I got to say. I'm this game.
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You had me at throw in Logans Tucson.
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Yeah, if you want to I mean this is pretty much just a rage
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poetry session. It was what they deserve it.
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Like this could be a cool thing and now the next game that wants
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to do this is going to get fucked because of these
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assholes, you ever think that maybe just this genre is not.
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It's not meant to be. I just, I think it's worth it.
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I just don't think it's meant to be.
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I don't think anyone's got a finger on it yet, really.
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Dude, there's no finger on the pulse.
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I think it could happen, it's just not yet, there is no pulses
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on. Be game.
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Logan says it sucks and they are piece of shit.
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Hogan says it sucks. He's that.
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It sucks. In their tip, toeing the line of
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scaring people and it's it is very shady.
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The end do not invest, do not invest invest.
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You know what else you should not invest in one last thing,
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the two thousand dollars, steam game Nick, The Hidden Hand
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unknown Dude, they just put it was an accident.
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No they didn't purpose and they backed it up by Pro X team.
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It is an eight minute long like masculinity Journey pretty much.
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What's it called the hidden and unknown it's two thousand
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dollars. It's basically about being a
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man, And God, I think it's stupid and if you buy this game,
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you're a fucking rat piece of shit.
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And if you're the developers, You're a Rat piece of shit.
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You should feel bad and you should get fucking rocks, thrown
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at you and spanked in public. Somebody said that they've
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received it for everything. Who is Every single review on
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here. No, I was going to say every
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single review, but I was sadly wrong.
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I was going to say the top five or the first five, and there's
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only 14 reviews. I can't imagine a lot of.
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Yeah. And the top one, two, three,
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four of them were all product received for free, and then I
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scroll down a little bit further.
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And there are some that are recommended that.
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Say, interesting game, I think everyone should get this.
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It's a lot of fun does not in this.
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Game as a seal honestly, can't wait for the sequel, even more
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hidden and unknown. This guy says all my tapes gone.
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Yeah, this one says, pre-release review product received for
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free, a very intriguing game discussing the turning point of
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a boy named Brian in the realm of Science Fiction, this game,
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discusses in-depth Concepts. That could be a lightning to
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some or our minor two others. I recommend this game to anyone
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willing to view the world from a different perspective and learn
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with an open mindset. P.s.
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I was able to play this game for free by reaching out to the
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developer. Who is happily willing to give
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me an access code. Should we get one the same?
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If you do not want to pay but you probably shouldn't.
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Let them know that we do a podcast where you called the
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developer stupid. Well, I want them to hear me.
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Call me stupid. I want to play their stupid
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fucking game. It looks like it was made in the
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Kid Pix. It's a visual novel that
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basically looks like. And the thing is again, if I may
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just say it is just like, I'll read the about the world is
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filled with the hidden and unknown, a lot of things remain
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that way, but there are some hold on.
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But there are some things that shall be, Shared as they are
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crucial for the evolution of our civilization.
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The easiest way to share some of these faxes through made up
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stories that let real people say face and yet still teach us the
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necessary lessons. The first story shows us just
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how much a seemingly small and insignificant action can change,
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one's life, many times. These actions are not even in
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our hands or are seemingly random.
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The tea tales of the stories are not even as important the
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lessons that we learn from them. Are the ones that we should
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remember. Everyone has a story that can
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teach them something. So do not ignore the reality,
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you are facing and try to think about it instead.
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And then in blue text at the bottom, Bob, see it, it says, if
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you are often getting offended instead of reacting rationally,
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avoiding this game would be a wise action again.
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As at what did I say, when I read the Fantastic website.
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It's a whole bunch of words. That mean nothing?
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Do you think? You think they're like, No, I
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don't, I don't think people are that if you have serious issues,
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if that's what you think I'm saying.
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Like, do you think they think that about them though?
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I just don't, I can't, I can't comment.
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Dude, it hurt my head to read that.
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I think I lost brain cells. I think I might have to get this
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game so I can be re enlightened. I'll reach out to the developer
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that stupid stupid developer. Let me just send them, send them
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the clip of this show and just the end of that, all right, I
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will 2120. That stupid stupid developer.
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Yeah, that's our show. Thanks for the coffee, use the
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copy you dumb piece of shit. All right, that's our show for
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the night, guys. Welcome back to the hotfix and
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2023. It's gonna be spicy.
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I'm sure with all the delays and all the games that are probably
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going to come out and be shit, we want them to be good Dead.
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Space has been amazing. Yeah.
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All right. High five Rush phenomenal.
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Yeah, you like that? Logan like 22.
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So there's a lot of cool shit coming out.
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Atomic Hearts. Around the corner.
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Fucking excited, stalker. Starfield gonna be a cool year,
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hopefully. So fingers fucking cross.
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Yeah. Start and Sony, Microsoft and
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Nintendo. We're not going to E3 this year.
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All right? That's that's real.
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Take these guys will see you guys on Friday for our episode
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of The Last of Us episode 4 and then we'll see you next week for
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episode 5, probably early because episode 5 last was comes
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out this Friday. We have a lot of work to do and
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then get ready for our peaky, blinders.
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Episodes again. Okay, everyone, we told
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everybody we were doing god of war and that will come.
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Next week. I will be refer that.
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That'll come back. Like all right.
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God Wars coming next week. You heard it.
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Tomorrow today, what? Yeah, I do love you guys, bye
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bye. Say bye, bye, sorry.
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I'm distracted by you high right now.
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No, no, we're bye everybody. Say it by again today and the
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show. Bye, guys.
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This is the wasd and Beyond podcast.