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EP #74 - Hand Foot & Mouth Strikes Again + Will May Have Lead Poisoning | For The Dads · Bussin' With The Boys

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  Speaker 1: Team Six. The haters are going to celebrate. We got
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  Speaker 1: to keep it under an hour today. Phoenix is going
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  Speaker 1: to love this set. We have to keep it under
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  Speaker 1: an hour today. I will say right off the top,
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  Speaker 1: if you have little ones at home, like I have,
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  Speaker 1: Rue is four. Scotty is about to turn two. And
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  Speaker 1: like the last week, I feel like I've crawled in
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  Speaker 1: bed each night. My wife and I kind of just
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  Speaker 1: talk about how we wish that they could stay this small.
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  Speaker 1: And if you have that, cherish it. Thank you. Which
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  Speaker 1: movie am I thinking of? Happy Gilmore? No, no, not
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  Speaker 1: Happy Gilmore. Billy Madison. You cherish it. It is Tuesday
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  Speaker 1: morning right now. If you guys are a fan of
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  Speaker 1: Sean Ryan, he was just on Bustin' with the Boys.
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  Speaker 1: We have no relational tie here, but Rex Ryan on
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  Speaker 1: the show here and a little bit on Bustin' with
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  Speaker 1: the Boys. So that is why we're getting, you know,
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  Speaker 1: That is why the haters are going to be dancing
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  Speaker 1: on our grave, because we potentially have to keep this
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  Speaker 1: one under an hour.
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  Speaker 2: And guys, we're talking about keeping this one under an hour. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we really are. We're not saying, hey, keep it under
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  Speaker 2: an hour. We're keeping it under an hour. I got
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  Speaker 2: a few follow-ups from last week's Sode. And by the way, Sherm,
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  Speaker 2: cherish it. Cherish it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: A little scar, scar.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Cherish it. Especially when she gets around that two mark
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  Speaker 1: like where Scottie is. See if you can freeze her
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  Speaker 1: in time. Like that is, Rue's getting too big and just, dude,
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  Speaker 1: it makes me sad. And she's like, Dada, you're going
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  Speaker 1: to come up and scratch my back. I'm like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to come up and scratch your back. And all
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about is she's standing at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the stairs. And she's just this beautiful little girl that's
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  Speaker 1: growing up. And I'm just like, you just ain't going
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  Speaker 1: to be that way when you get older. You're not
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  Speaker 1: going to be wanting Dada to come up and scratch
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  Speaker 1: your back. You're going to be like, oh, fucking dad.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to try and come scratch my back again
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  Speaker 1: and talk about how he always used to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I got to kind of go along with it. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to text my friends or hang out.
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  Speaker 2: He's going to tell me about the Big 12 championship
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  Speaker 2: against Texas. And if Matt Brown was full of shit,
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  Speaker 2: that one second, he's going to tell me about it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, cherish it, man. The laundry hack is top tier.
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  Speaker 1: This is from Swaggy Trees. The laundry hack last week
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  Speaker 1: is top tier. Laugh out loud. Always doing that during
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  Speaker 1: ball games. You fold your laundry while you watch football games.
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  Speaker 1: It truly is a dad hack that is reoccurring on
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  Speaker 1: the show. I have Ty Gorman, GBR on YouTube. He says,
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  Speaker 1: might use my PTO if there's a Clay Matthews episode.
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  Speaker 1: gbr big words from a big man gbr is in
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  Speaker 1: hell right now i'm calling bullshit this from benjamin mole
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  Speaker 1: i'm calling bullshit sherm spent all night on that shirt
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  Speaker 1: told scarlet get your own hoodie every time she got close.
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  Speaker 2: Oh benjamin benjamin.
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  Speaker 1: You scribble on the pumpkin hoodie last.
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  Speaker 2: Week okay yeah maybe i did bring it home and
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  Speaker 2: maybe i did think hey i don't want my daughter
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  Speaker 2: to touch this with a 10 foot pole she's got
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  Speaker 2: hand foot mouth Bobby Wolf, the 6892 on YouTube says,
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  Speaker 2: why does Chef Santa voice sound like Cronk trying to
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  Speaker 2: do a Cronk impression? Chef is the goat. That comes
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  Speaker 2: from Bobby Wolf?
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  Speaker 1: You are the goat, Chef.
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  Speaker 5: You are the goat. Thanks, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Boys, this is from Firestein J underscore on YouTube. Fearstein.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows? Boys, let me put you on some game
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  Speaker 1: courtesy of my wife. Hair tie cutters. It's a hook-shaped
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  Speaker 1: tool that lets you cut microscopic rubber hair ties that
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  Speaker 1: totally alleviates hair The hassle of scalping your precious daughters.
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  Speaker 1: Fellow girl, dad of a five- and three-year-old. Love the pod,
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  Speaker 1: and you guys always have me rolling. Thanks for the
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  Speaker 1: great outlet. Go Big Red. Oh, this was— when did you
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  Speaker 1: print these out? Yesterday. Two days ago?
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  Speaker 5: Yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: It would have been Saturday before the game took place.
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  Speaker 1: Because he's yelling, go Big Red right now. I know
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  Speaker 1: he's in hell. And I know he's sitting there with
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  Speaker 1: a five- and three-year-old like, yes, we have to freeze
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  Speaker 1: him in time. We have to cherish it forever.
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  Speaker 2: This goes to Preston Stalvey, GBR no matter what, on YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: Oscars are in hell right now.
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  Speaker 1: We're just hitting GBRs.
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  Speaker 2: For my dad.
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  Speaker 5: How long ago was that one?
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't say it.
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  Speaker 4: It does.
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  Speaker 1: It does up next to the name. Great.
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  Speaker 2: Top of the paragraph. Preston Stalvey.
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  Speaker 1: Two days ago.
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  Speaker 2: Two days ago. I think it doesn't say it. I
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  Speaker 2: made it up. I made it up. The date's right there, Sherman.
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  Speaker 2: I got you up before the Huskies came to town.
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  Speaker 2: GBR no matter what, man. Preston says, for my dad
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  Speaker 2: with the bullying situation as the coach of the team,
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  Speaker 2: it sounds like some privileges should be taken away from
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  Speaker 2: the bullying kid if he can't respect his teammates off
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  Speaker 2: the field. Just like in any sport, the coach sits
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  Speaker 2: that guy down and says, hey, sorry, you're off the
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  Speaker 2: team for a week. We're going to suspend you because
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  Speaker 2: of your behavior. I don't think that's a bad idea
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  Speaker 2: to look the kid's parents in the eyes and say, hey,
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  Speaker 2: little Jimmy's going to sit out a week until his
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  Speaker 2: actions are corrected because we're a team and we don't
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  Speaker 2: bully each other. That's from Preston Stalvey.
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  Speaker 1: I will say some APR for my wife. She said
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  Speaker 1: you nailed it. Oh, really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah. Thank you, Charo.
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  Speaker 1: Just coaching your own. Like coaching your own. You can't
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  Speaker 1: worry about how everybody else is going to respond and
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  Speaker 1: react to you. You can only worry about how you
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  Speaker 1: handle yourself. Your own attitude and effort.
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  Speaker 2: With my quarantine suit on, I still wouldn't do it.
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  Speaker 2: But I really would shake Charo's hand. That meant something
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  Speaker 2: right there. Thank you, Charo. Those were kind words.
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  Speaker 1: That was some more late night pillow talk.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to see you guys break down bullion.
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  Speaker 2: Look at us.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Doing some dad shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, doing some dad shit.
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  Speaker 5: Good soad.
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  Speaker 2: Good soad.
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  Speaker 5: Good soad.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so do we want to do Adamant or what
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  Speaker 2: are we?
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  Speaker 1: Look at you.
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  Speaker 2: Chef, you got chef.
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  Speaker 4: As I'm like battling sickness, I'm like just trying to
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  Speaker 4: stay alive. You're sick too, chef?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have time to be sick, man.
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  Speaker 5: Don't have time to be sick. That's why I'm here.
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  Speaker 2: We do have an extra suit on the other side
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  Speaker 2: if needed. You do not have to put it on,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm just putting it out there.
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  Speaker 1: And for anybody new that has joined just this week,
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  Speaker 1: I know we read follow-ups there from last week's episode. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The reason for doing that is because this is what
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  Speaker 1: this show is all about. This show is all about community.
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  Speaker 1: on the show because everybody else helps us out as
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  Speaker 1: much as everybody's like, oh, I get so much from
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  Speaker 1: this podcast. We feel unworthy even doing that because we
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  Speaker 1: know we're not qualified all the time. Nobody is. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: has all the answers. But that is what this show
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  Speaker 1: is about. We read follow-ups. We talk about dad hacks, wins, losses,
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  Speaker 1: the highs and lows of fatherhood, marriage. Sometimes we vent.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes we vent. Sometimes we give out fun coupons. This
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  Speaker 1: is a fun little show. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, and if you don't like it, you don't have
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  Speaker 2: to listen. But if you especially don't like it when
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  Speaker 2: we go under an hour, you're really not going to
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  Speaker 2: want to listen to this episode. I just want to
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  Speaker 2: put it out there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's been a theme. Yeah, if you're newer, it's
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  Speaker 1: not like we allude to it all the time. It
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  Speaker 1: was like this running joke, we got to keep it
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  Speaker 1: under an hour. And everybody yells, everybody in the comments,
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  Speaker 1: can't keep it under an hour, can't keep it under
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  Speaker 1: an hour. We never truly have. We tried to, but
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  Speaker 1: this episode, the haters are going to win. because we're
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  Speaker 1: going to have to keep it under an hour.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to win and shout out to one of my, uh,
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  Speaker 2: my back in the day friends, Daniel that listens to
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  Speaker 2: the show. He told me favorite bit is when we
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  Speaker 2: have a long winded comment and you end, got to
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  Speaker 2: keep it under an hour. God, he said, he said
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  Speaker 2: he laughs every time we hit the gong on.
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  Speaker 1: This show too.
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  Speaker 2: We do dude.
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  Speaker 1: And just make sure, even if you're not new here,
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  Speaker 1: just make sure that you are subscribed to the channel
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  Speaker 1: helps the boys out tremendously. Um, What do we got here? Dude,
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  Speaker 1: it was Halloween weekend. You have, you got something going
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  Speaker 1: on right now, but you have this suit on. Yes. Scar, scar.
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  Speaker 1: We got a little HMF.
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  Speaker 2: We got a little hand, foot, mouth, and Casa de
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  Speaker 2: Young going on right now. Unbeknownst to us, she was
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  Speaker 2: not showing any signs as far as the heavy coughing, fever-
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  Speaker 2: the sores that usually appear on the hands and the
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  Speaker 2: foot in the mouth. That's the name. Uh, we went
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  Speaker 2: to Chicago for a wedding. I'll talk about that a
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  Speaker 2: little bit. My crack a cold one. We're more in
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  Speaker 2: the dad loss section of this story. Uh, we come
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  Speaker 2: home on Sunday night and Scarlett, you can just see
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  Speaker 2: it in their eyes. You know, when, when a kid's
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  Speaker 2: really sick and it's like, they're not sleepy.
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  Speaker 1: They look sick. They just want to cuddle.
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  Speaker 2: They just want to cuddle.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best.
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  Speaker 2: They look like a little monkey, like, hugging a tree
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  Speaker 2: limb type of cuddling. Like, it's a full-on come here. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm hurting. And she's doing that to mom and dad. One,
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  Speaker 2: she's excited that we're home. But two, she's hurting. And
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  Speaker 2: Jill gets the thermometer on her. She's at, like, 101.
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  Speaker 2: And we notice a little bump on the lip right there.
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: That's the only outer thing that she has. Shout out
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  Speaker 2: to the apparatus that we have here at Bustin' with
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  Speaker 2: the Boys because Jill was not able to take off
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  Speaker 2: on Monday. It's a clinic day for her. She works
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  Speaker 2: at the uh burn clinic at vanderbilt uh pediatric And
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  Speaker 2: I let you know, I let Jeremy know, and a
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  Speaker 2: couple others, obviously our guys here on this For the
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  Speaker 2: Dads team, that I'm going to have to be daddy
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  Speaker 2: daycare tomorrow at home.
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  Speaker 1: Because the initial plan was to shoot For the Dads
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  Speaker 1: on Monday, to squeeze it in on Monday because of
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  Speaker 1: the scheduling taking place this week.
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  Speaker 2: And trying to zoom in. And apologies if you hear
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  Speaker 2: ripping in the background. I'm trying to vent the back
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  Speaker 2: of this quarantine suit because it's so hot.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sweating. You'll get out of it here in about
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  Speaker 2: an hour. Oh, maybe even 45.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty soon. Um, and it was, dude, it was just,
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  Speaker 2: it was a dad loss, but it was such a
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  Speaker 2: dad win the way that we were able to attack
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  Speaker 2: the hand, foot, mouth. I reach out to the shop.
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  Speaker 2: Shop's cool with me doing daddy daycare. Jill is like,
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  Speaker 2: I need you to step up right here, husband, and
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  Speaker 2: take care of our sick daughter and, And a part
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  Speaker 2: of me is thinking about how busy our Mondays are
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  Speaker 2: because that's probably my busiest day aside from Tuesdays. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm sitting there with my work brain just thinking
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  Speaker 2: about I'm going to be letting so-and-so down. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to be letting so-and-so down. And I could see Jill's
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  Speaker 2: face as she sees my wheels spinning of her basically saying,
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  Speaker 2: I need you in this moment. And her kind of seeing, oh,
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  Speaker 2: he's thinking about it on whether or not he can
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  Speaker 2: take off. And in that moment, I said, you know what, honey?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to be home with Scarlett. Let me go
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  Speaker 2: make some phone calls, shoot some texts out. Everything's going
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  Speaker 2: to be OK. Let's go ahead and get a doctor's
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  Speaker 2: appointment going. She's like, hey, you know, doctor can only
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  Speaker 2: do two o'clock, which is when we are going to
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  Speaker 2: record for the dads. I said, honey, that's the only
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  Speaker 2: thing that won't work because I'm going to be doing
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  Speaker 2: a Zoom call for for the dads episode. Is there
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  Speaker 2: anything earlier? And she said, with another doctor, we can
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  Speaker 2: do 1120. I said, perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Ben Johnson, creativity on offense. Come on.
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  Speaker 2: And she goes, honey, here's what you need to do.
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  Speaker 2: She's going to need a lot of snacks. This is
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  Speaker 2: before we knew it was hand, foot, mouth. She's going
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  Speaker 2: to need a lot of snacks. She's going to need
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  Speaker 2: a lunch. She's going to need some of her toys,
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  Speaker 2: some diapers. I don't have time to pack that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I've already left the house. Do you mind doing it?
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  Speaker 2: I got it. I get the diaper bag. I went
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  Speaker 2: and got her cutesy TikTok date. That's actually my dad
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  Speaker 2: hack is these snack boxes. They look like those little
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  Speaker 2: bento boxes that you get at a Japanese restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's all segmented out. We got this big old thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm chalking it up with goldfish and all of her
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  Speaker 2: favorite little stuff. Pack that up. Get everything ready for
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  Speaker 2: the doctor's appointment. Show up to the doctor's appointment 20
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  Speaker 2: minutes early.
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  Speaker 1: Check in. I see you with that chest out.
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  Speaker 2: What's your daughter's date of birth? That would be July 3rd, 2025.
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  Speaker 2: First and last, hit her with that as well. I
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  Speaker 2: go to the waiting area because that's a big quiz.
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  Speaker 2: The daughter's date of birth and the daughter's doctor's name.
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  Speaker 2: Those are the two heavy hitters when mom's not around.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm telling myself, Jill didn't even warn me about that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on a dad podcast. These are the, that's the
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  Speaker 2: crowd noise that's going on in my head. What's that?
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  Speaker 1: What's that fucking doctor's name? What's that fucking name?
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  Speaker 2: I know she's got the same first name as Jill,
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  Speaker 2: so we're good there. Her name is Jill. But what
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  Speaker 2: is that last name?
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  Speaker 1: Coach, can you give me the list of docs in-house?
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  Speaker 1: If I see it, I'll know it.
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  Speaker 2: And I know that I'm going to a doctor that's
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  Speaker 2: not our usual doctor. And I know that she's going
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  Speaker 2: to ask, who's your primary care physician? Who is a usually?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm sitting in that little waiting room. I got
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  Speaker 2: the snacks going. I'm just feeding Scarlett. And she's downing
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  Speaker 2: these Ritz crackers and goldfish. And she's got high spirits
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  Speaker 2: for being a sicky girl. And we get her back there.
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  Speaker 2: And we really weren't thinking hand, foot, mouth because there
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  Speaker 2: weren't all the signs. And doctor walks in, hits me with,
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  Speaker 2: who's the usual, you know, who's your doc? I said, well,
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  Speaker 2: her first name's Jill. And I believe it's Steigel. And
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  Speaker 2: I get like the first part of it. She goes, oh, Steigelfest.
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  Speaker 5: I go, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. You nailed it. Coach, the people out front promised
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  Speaker 1: me a list. If you just give me that list,
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  Speaker 1: I'll dial it in.
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  Speaker 5: Then I'll be good.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, and what's Scarlett's date of birth? I said,
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  Speaker 2: July 3rd, 2025. Again, very proud that I knew that.
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  Speaker 2: And she said, good job, dad. Those were some big words.
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  Speaker 2: That actually got me kind of juiced. I'm sitting there
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  Speaker 2: with the snacks on the little sick bed thing before
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  Speaker 2: they're checking her. She was like, dad, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: need your help a lot. Kind of distracting her and
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  Speaker 2: keeping her engaged, whatever. The 15 to 17 month mark
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  Speaker 2: is usually when the kiddos are really scared of us.
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about the doctor set that we have back
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  Speaker 2: at the house that Jill bought for Scarlett. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: there's all these noises that we do with the certain toys.
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  Speaker 2: I'll make those same noises when she puts the stethoscope
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  Speaker 2: on Scarlett.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll be doing the....
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  Speaker 2: Because that makes Scarlett kind of smile and laugh. works
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  Speaker 2: like a charm dude she gets the ear thing out
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  Speaker 2: and i'm showing her that has a light just like
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: her ear thing at home scarlet's loving it it's a
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: home game it's a home game dude everything's like going
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: my way in a situation that really really sucked granted
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: jill prepped me a ton for the situation but it
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: was a good feeling pulling out of that uh of
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: that doctor's appointment. Now, we did get a bad diagnosis
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: of hand-foot-mouth. We weren't happy about that.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: It happens.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: It happens, right? No more kissies on the mouth for
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: a little scar-scar for a minute. She'll be out from daycare.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: She's on IR.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Short-term IR.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Short-term IR. Just two days without fever, and then she's
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: back in. I'm trying to think what else.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, huge.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, so this was actually really cool. The doctor was like,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: has she been eating those Ritz crackers and goldfish all day?
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: She was like, her mouth is filled with sores. I'm
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: surprised she's eating those like hard foods. Like that's actually
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: kind of impressive that she's doing that. I get, I've
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: looked at scar scars.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Yo coach, he's a dog.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: It's like, hell yeah. Hey, I say, Hey doc, watch this.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I gave her another goldfish. She down one right there
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: in front of the doc.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: I swear.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Um yeah hand foot mouth that's tough and you were
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: saying you caught it on the or it was kind
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: of caught on the tail end so you weren't even
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: really getting the signs.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah and that's what the doctor was saying she she
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: thinks that scarlet is coming off of the hand foot
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: mouth has probably had it over the last seven.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Days probably going around the daycare big time yeah that's
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: how it happened with the with the like rue yeah
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: and we just we hit up daycare and let them
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: know oh get closer yes please absolutely yes sir uh We.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Let the daycare know. And yeah, I mean, she's handled
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: it like a champ. She did not sleep well last night.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: And now Jilly Bean's at home dealing with a sick
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: scar scar. So she's able to work from home for
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: the next three days. But we're fighting, man. We're getting
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: through it.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: That's good.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm thinking of my PTSD from hand, foot, mouth.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: You had it like or y'all's house had it like.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Three or four times in a short span. And I
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: made the mistake of posting about it.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I forgot about the wedding.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: We took Scottie to the wedding. And the next thing
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: you know, next week I'm on People Magazine. Hey.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Silver lining? You were in People Magazine.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: No doubt. And people don't get, like, we're at a
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: wedding in Bonne Terre. If you listen to the locker room,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: go listen to the stories of the chat dump. Like,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: people are built around the chat dump in that place.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: There ain't no hand, foot, mouth that's infecting anywhere in
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Bonne Terre, Missouri.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: You rubbed some dirt on some hand, foot, mouth. We
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: were around people with lead poisoning, man.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: What did the article say? It said beloved mouth. Something
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: like that. It was like local beloved mouth.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: In mining town. God, we had lead in our yard.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: And I'm learning about Bontero. I'm learning about the Chad
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: dump like in real time last week.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I got people from back home hitting me up after
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: that clip went out. My old athletic director, friends, laughing about, yo,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: this chat dump was literally essentially in the backyard of
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: an elementary school.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: It was a local landmark. Yeah. It was like a
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: field trip if you go to the chat dump. Would
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: the kids sneak in there and climb on it and stuff?
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Dude, the boys, I'd have friends at the house, and
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: every now and then on days, they'd be like, yo,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: let's go climb the chat dump. You go out the
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: front door, cross the street, cross the creek, and you
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: are there to climb the Chad Dump. Oh, no. You
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: You don't know any better, man.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, we're just having a little bit of fun, man.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: We're just trying to have some fun.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: We don't got much. We got a chat dump. And
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: we're going to climb that motherfucker, dude.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: We don't have snow hills to go sledding on. We
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: got a chat dump.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Did you sled down the chat dump?
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: You have snow on it.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: You get to go.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: You get a cookie sheet, some aluminum foil, and man,
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: you're flying down that thing, man.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: And learning that it's like the chat dump is... Filled with,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: what is it, lead, zinc, sulfite.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Good stuff.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: The good stuff, man. The Holy Trinity, some would say.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: The old athletic director, his dad, the AD's dad, was like,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I think Mike Leach at Texas Tech, Tom Osborne at Nebraska,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Nick Saban at Bama. He's been the legend at North
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: County when we had our better years, like when we
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: went to state.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Does he have any roads named after him? Are there
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: any streets?
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: I believe so.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Anyway, he would have the athletic director. He hits me
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: up and he's like, my dad had me do the
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: same thing. Because Coach Haug sometimes would have the team
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: doing sprints at the Chad Dome. PC Sickos.
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• 22:44
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  Speaker 2: bit of paper towel. That's how I got caught. Otherwise,
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• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Bro, there's just no, like, yeah, I don't know. You
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: don't know no different. All you know is this. Hard
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: can work, man.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: There's a hill right there that we can sprint up.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: We're going to go build men.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: And what's that hill made out of?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Metal.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: And iron sharpens iron, boys. We're going to get up
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: on the chat tub.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: We're worried about no lead poison. We're worried about winning.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: And if I was a parent in Bonterre, and my
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: daughter did have hand, foot, mouth, you know I'd have
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: her out on the chat dump.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: It'll nip that in the butt right away.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: She's good. You're born with hand, foot, mouth in Bonterre.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I love that I called Will yesterday, and I said, hey, Will,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Scarlett does have hand, foot, mouth. I want to run
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: this by you. I want to run it by.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: You know, Taylor and Jeremy, who also have kids, just
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: make people aware of this so that my coming to
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: the office tomorrow isn't, you know, met with, hey, what
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: the hell is this guy doing? And Will on the
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: phone just goes, hey, sure. Hey, you know me, man.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Come on. Hey, we good, man.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: Not only that, it was my fault.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: You know I'm backcountry, man. Ain't nobody worried about no hands.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Adults can rarely even get it. Just wash your hands, man.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe we don't dab for a couple days.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: Sherm, not only that, because I was the one that
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: handed him the phone to be like, hey, can you
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: talk to Sherm? Sherm's like, I should probably clear this
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: with Will. And in the back of my head, I'm thinking,
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: I guess. And so I handed it to Will the
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: whole time. As Will's like, you're talking about like, I
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: just want to make sure everyone's comfortable. Will's kind of
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: giving me a look. So like, you know, kind of like.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I'm sure it's fine.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: You know, kind of give me the look of like,
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: I don't think this is a big deal at all.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know me, man.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: You want to play, you can play.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And thus, and now we're here.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Now we're here. Now we're here.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: So that was my dad loss, my super speed dad loss.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: We got to get rolling. We have to get rolling.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: We're halfway through the episode right now.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Halloween. A time was had.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Will, I want the full breakdown. I know we got
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: to keep it under an hour. I want the full breakdown. Okay,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I'll give you an under an hour Cliff Notes breakdown.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: My wife, Charo, murdered the costumes.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: Insane.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: We went as where the wild things are. Yeah. Rue
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: was Max. Scotty was like the wolf or whatever. Charo
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: and I were a couple of the wild things, the monsters.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: We are getting compliments left and right. parents are like
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh who made these i'm thinking i just
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: looked at her i'm like hey you really kind of
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: crushed these costumes yeah she's like i was trying to
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: tell you like been crushing yeah been crushed where the
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: wild things are is popular and i'm thinking to myself
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: i i knew it was popular i didn't know it
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: was like that popular like the book has no substance
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: yeah the movie sucks yeah like i didn't know it
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: was that pop like kids like 10 year olds yo
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: where the wild things are like those are sick costumes
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: i'm thinking damn we're kind of just like In the
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: mix right now. We're nice with it. We are nice
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: with it. Fully homemade. Charo knocked it out of the park.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: All the big, all the stuff. It was cardboard, paper, mouchet.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: She's painting. Rue got to paint a little bit. But
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Charo's painting. Charo's doing all of it. Until we get
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: to Halloween.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: And then it's, hey, Will, could you maybe cut zigzags?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Like some of the pants?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: No. Like some of the felt and everything else?
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: You did the pants?
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I did the pants. Come on. What's the word? Reluctantly.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I was reluctant to do the pants.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: But the pants look good. I remember that vividly.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: That was your boy cutting those zigzags.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Because then I'm thinking, like, I thought you were going
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: to do the homemade costumes. Like, that was the whole, hey,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: you want to do homemade costumes? You can do them. Yeah.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: You know me. I'm purchased.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Let's buy something, put them on, and rock. Now I'm
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: doing the costumes. If I'm making homemade queso, I don't
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: expect you to stir the bowl, right? Because I'm making
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: the homemade queso. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Like, I want to give Charo all the credit
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: for doing the homemade costumes of where the wild things are,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: but now she has to share it with me. Like,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I made those costumes too.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Which is a shame. That's
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: a shame for Charo. I would hate that for Charo.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: It's like when she's cooking dinner, she needs me to
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: cut a cucumber. Oh, so I need to make dinner now. Oh,
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: so we made dinner tonight. We made dinner together. I
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: would hate to steal that from you, honey. I want
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: you to get all the flour.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: You fucked up. What would happen? I'm making dinner now.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: That's what. This chili is now mine. This onion I
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: just cut, I made the chili.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: I can just see your dad in the living room
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: overhearing this conversation. He's watching TV with Back to the Kitchen.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: And when you say that, you just go.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what would happen. Kids got it. Kids got it, man.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: That's my boy. That's my son in there. Holding his spitter.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: There you go, kiddo.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: But it was awesome. Charles had it all mapped out.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: She knew this little spot on the road that we
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: were driving to go to trick-or-treating. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: She had this little spot on the road she wanted
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: to stop that had trees so we could get the photo.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Map it out. You see Scottie in there. She's got
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: the hands up.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Like rocking.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: She was.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: She was dialed in. She handled the costume very well. Bro, Scottie,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: there was no rookie year in Halloween, during Halloween, during trick-or-treating.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: There was no rookie year for Scottie Jolie. I'm talking
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: a five-year vet was operating. Zero nerves. Zero, somebody walk
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: with me. No, she was ready to go right out
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: of the gate. I'm talking hand her the ball, and
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: you're going to get four or five a pop every play.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: She goes up. tick a teat She gets the candy.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: And you know what I'm telling her? I'm like, say
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: thank you. She's like, thank you. And the person might say,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: happy Halloween. She echoes it back to him as she's
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: walking off. And she knows the deal. She's thinking, I'm
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: going to take one. Yeah. And like, oh, you can
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: grab two.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: You can grab two.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: She's already about her business to walk away. And you
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: got to remind her, hey, you can actually grab two here.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: She'll get another one. Doesn't make a whole lot of
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: eye contact because she's about the business of getting the candy.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: We're working here, Dad.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: We're working. Rue, her rookie year, and she still kind
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: of got it. Like once Halloween was here and we
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: were about– We were dressed and we were about to
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: go trick-or-treating. Yeah. Rue was already starting to say, I
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: don't know if I want to trick-or-treat. You could just
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: tell there's a little bit more shyness, a little bit
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: more that are you going to walk up with me
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: and help me out? And it's like, dude, I got you.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I just knew. I'm like, I bet Scottie balls. And
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: bald she did, bro. Now Rue, she sees Scottie. She
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: sees that energy. Yeah. And now Rue's kind of running
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: across the street ready to go. Dad, let's go to
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: this one. Like Rue was dialed too, but Rue's four.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Like Scottie not being two yet. Like there was just,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: there was no, I don't know what to do here.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: It was just tell me the call and I'll go
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: make it happen.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Scottie is the rookie on the team that's elevating an
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: already winning tradition that you guys had. Yeah. But then
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: we have this psycho rookie come on to the, and
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: you're watching him at practice and you got your arms
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: crossed and you're watching her bang her head against glass doors.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Is she really a five star?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Sit like a six year old man in a chair,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: just staring at the TV and you think to yourself,
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: this kid may really have it. I don't want to
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: speak too soon, but they might have it.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like there's a lot going on in there,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: but she also could just have it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: And then she walked into a rivalry week game. Big game.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Lots of crowd noise. Yeah. And she goes for 200-something yards.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: She has four touchdowns. Tickety, tickety.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tickety.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: And you go, yeah, the kid's got it. We were
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: right the whole time.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It was a performance. Halloween was great. It was awesome.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: The in-laws came with us.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: What did the inside of the head apparatus look like
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: as far, did y'all build around like, I'm almost thinking
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: like a baseball helmet, like a batter's helmet. And then
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: you build off the paper mache. What was Charo's?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: So Charo had basically a hat.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Super glued, like hot glued to the cardboard. So I
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: put it on and my hat kind of sat like this.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Because if you go too far back, then it'll tilt
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: up too much. But my hat would kind of sit
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: on my head like this. And then she had two
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: holes cut like right underneath the nose. Yeah. And they
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: were sizable. Like, you know, your eyes would focus on
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: one of the holes, but you could see straight ahead.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Now it was here. That would be kind of cut off. Yeah.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: And it was also open in the mouth. So under
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: the teeth, it's like, you know, you sit there, you
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: can see where you're walking. You can see straight ahead. Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: And then it was easy too. Cause anytime, you know,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you wanted to get something going on, you just have
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: the hat like this or at the end of the night,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I would just turn it on to where I just
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: wore the hat and then it was behind me.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: I was thinking full helmet this entire time because of
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: the picture. It's like it looks so dense and thick.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I thought it was a full helmet. Oh, you thought
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: it wrapped all the way around?
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: She crushed it, bro.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: She crushed it.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: She crushed it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Dang, dude. She honestly gets a gold medal for that
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: as far as like going above and beyond for a
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Halloween costume and making it by hand. Yeah.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, come on now.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: Apologies.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: We tag-teamed those costumes.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: Apologies.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Will did help.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Will did. Not just help.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Will also made those.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Will and Charles crushed the costumes.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Will and Charles crushed the costumes. We got to keep
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: this thing under an hour.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Give her a fun coupon. I dare you.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Here's a couple coupons for you guys.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Charlie, you got a Shockwave coupon you're holding.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, man, that's crazy. Dang, it expires tomorrow. That's crazy.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Got to use it within 24 hours.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Sherman must have the ones from last season. That's why
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: he handed that one out. God, that's funny. It reminded
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: me of a homemade Boba Fett costume that I made.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: I'll send a pic to Chef Rooney. There's no better
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: feeling than a homemade Boba. Halloween costume. I just want
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: to throw it out there.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I'm with you.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Anytime you look back at the old ones that your
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: parents had you in or your mom would have you in. Oh,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I'd be like a dead athlete. That was always kind
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: of like a go-to for us. Cause I always wanted
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: to be like an athlete and then it'd be like, well,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: let's make you a dead athlete. So it'd be paint
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: the face, get the cobwebs all over you.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: That's really good. I do like that.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Ultimate warrior. One time she made like this, uh,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: what is it called? Laminated, illuminated, laminated, laminated belt. That
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: went around, face painted. I was the ultimate warrior. Bobbing
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: for apples at the Halloween party.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Ultimate warrior had the tassels hanging off of him, right?
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Do you have the makeup when you're bobbing? Yeah. Were
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: you pretty good at bobbing for apples?
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I was okay. The bobbing's tough, bro. Getting them apples.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I went in. You're not second guessing your game.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: But those things are tough once you get under that
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: water trying to bob for apples.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: The secret is pinning it to the bottom.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: You got to pin it to the bottom, sink the
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: teeth in, and now we're going.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Now we go. Yeah. Yeah.
• 35:29
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• 35:32
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• 35:34
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• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I'll crack a cold one.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: You got to crack a cold one. I got to
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: crack a cold one.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Crack a cold one. This segment is always brought to
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• 36:48
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• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Sherm loves Olipop. Papa Team 6 loves Olipop. My crack
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: of cold one this week is Scotty Jolie. She can
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: do Simon Says. And we'll just take, go ahead and
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: run the tape.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Simon Says. Simon Says. Simon says, touch the back.
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: Simon says, touch the back.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Touch the back. Tricked everyone.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Simon says, touch the water.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Touch the water.
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: Simon says, touch.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: The water.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Do something different.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: You didn't do it, babe.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: Are you going to stop?
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: How adorable.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Hey, I hate to start with some logistical talk.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: But she kind of cooked y'all with the, Simon says,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: put your hand on the back. And she put her
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: hands on your tummy. But she did say, put your
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: hands on your back. Both you and Rube went hands
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: on the tummy first. Is that her getting us into technicality?
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: I think she kind of got y'all. And she let
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: y'all off easy because you could see the little twinkle
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: in her eyes. She knew she got it. I don't
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: know if she knew.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I think she's thinking like, okay, what's like another thing
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: that I can say? Because she starts rolling, like, touch
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: the water, other hand. Then we're laughing. She knows she's joking. Uh-huh.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: But her doing Simon Says, I mean, just adorable. Cap
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: of hands.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Cap of hands. Take a T into the back.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: And then what really kind of got me in that
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: video was seeing Rue... giggling like super hard during it
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: and looking back i'm sure was it char that was
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: filming yeah she kept on looking back at charo and
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: smiling and laughing at charo that was like that added
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: layer of look at my little sister being so cute
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: and like sweet yeah look at her being funny like
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: she kind of gets it she's kind of being.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Funny too Yeah, she's not like. I don't know if
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: she knows she's being funny.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: And she's not sitting there being like overly corrective to
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: her and going like, no, you're not doing it right.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Like she realizes this is cute and fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: That was like extra sweet.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That right there, that's my crack a cold one.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Dude, that's a solid crack a cold one. My crack
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: a cold one this week was the weekend with Gammy
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: and Cocoa. So we officially have a grandparent name for Cody.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: That's a big deal. Grammy and Coco. Gammie and Coco.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Gammie and Coco. Gammie and Coco.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: First weekend operating with just Scar Scar all weekend?
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: All weekend. And they really did crush it when you
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: think now that Scarlett was sick the entire time. Yeah.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: And Scarlett was having a time with them. They also
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: did Halloween solo with Scarlett. They did the perfect amount
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: of videos and pictures to us. And I'll provide those
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: to both you, Chef, and Matty-O. Scarlett was a witch
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: for Halloween. She was getting pushed around in her pink car.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: She didn't really want to be in the pink car.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: She wanted to walk around because she saw all the
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: other kids are walking around.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Right, everybody running around having fun.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Why are they walking and I'm not? What the hell
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: is up with that? And so... She got her big
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: girl boots on. She's walking around. She's getting candy. They
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: hooked her up with a bucket. That's a bucket for Dada. Yeah.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know what Gammy and Coco were doing with
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: the trick-or-treating, but they were trick-or-treating with Scarlet. So shout
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: out Gammy and Coco for that as well. We got
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: a lot of candy for the candy fairy. For next
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: year's Halloween.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Fun update on that. I've seen people comment.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: They call that the Switch Witch as well. Candy Fairy,
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: the Switch Witch. Oh, the Switch Witch. I was on.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I love that dad hack that was in last week. Yeah.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: On doing the whole Candy Fairy, the Switch Witch.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Then I'm thinking, I want the candy.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I think that is the exact premise of.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Where do you think the candy goes?
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: So... What.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: first off it goes to some fairy and first off
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: hit that gong hit that gong for me because will's
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: exactly right i think how it should happen like i'm
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: good that they can have their candy but every time
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: i'm going and sneaking candy like i'm trust me that
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: has been eating the candy come on and i was
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: telling him like hey grab you a butterfinger Don't be
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: grabbing the sweet tarts. Don't be grabbing them little packets
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: of gummy bears. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: In the little gold wrapper. Get some chocolate. Get you
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: a Kit Kat. Get you a Snickers.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: And to Will's point, for anyone that missed last week's episode,
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: what Will's getting at, and I think he's exactly right.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: The candy fairy, you would leave the candy out. Candy
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: fairy takes the candy and leaves a toy. Now, extra
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: layer that I think should be added is candy fairy
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: shouldn't actually take the candy out. Candy fairy should sneakily
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: give it to the parents and the kid gets a toy.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I like that idea.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. Part of me was thinking
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: you do away with the candy.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: Oh no.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Like you throw it away or it's gone. No, that's
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: the whole hack, man.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking I want this.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, brother. Yay. We're good.
• 43:41
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• 43:49
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• 43:50
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• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Scotty went up there once because, you know, she can't
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: like see or she's just grabbing whatever. She's doing her thing. Yeah, yeah.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: One time I did have to knock some gummy bears
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: out of her hand. I was like, get something else.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: And then I grabbed one and gave it to her,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, take this one. Because that's the one
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I want.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Scotty, you don't like gummy bears.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: There was a point where I'm like, I'm seeing too
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: many Twizzlers and the sweet end of the spectrum. It's
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: not all Sour Patch Kids. I saw a couple in there.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Sour Patch Kids are great. Yeah. But the Twizzlers and
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: the Gold Rapper gummy bears and the sweet tarts and
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: just stuff that I'm like, what? What are we handing out?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: These aren't winning candies.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Whoa, Twizzlers.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Twizzlers are solid, but we're talking about trick-or-treating, bro.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: The best video I saw.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: I'm going to abstain, but I disagree with that.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: If we're a bucket of candy, if we're a bucket
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: of candy, I need 70-30 chocolate to sweet end of
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: the spectrum.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: Okay, I can get behind that.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: And in the sweeter end of the spectrum, I need
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: to see about Two, three at most thing at Twizzlers.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Three at most.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: That's fair if you're only seeing Twizzlers, but Sweet Tarts, Twizzlers,
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: those have a place. I think those are a solid, like,
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: a good mix. Like a couple, though. Because too much chocolate,
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: then it's like. Like Sweet Tarts, maybe one. But you always,
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: so you just. You think Sweet Tarts is goat?
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Sweet Tarts is my favorite sweet candy.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I'm in on Sweet Tarts.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: Hey, respect.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not in on. Hey, respect everybody. I'm in on
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Sweet Tarts.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah out on smarties and on sweet tarts yeah i'm
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: not a twizzler right now i like to see some
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: sweet in that jar every once in a while like
• 46:41
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• 46:44
  Speaker 2: And later yeah great yeah hey you you really want
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: to talk about you you start fucking around and finding
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: out on hollywood or on halloween the shock tarts dude
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: sour skittles dude Warheads win the sour stuff.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I'm a chocolatier. I'm a chocolatier.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fair.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I hear you guys getting excited, and so I'm like,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I need to respect the game of the sweetness out there.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: For sure. Oh, man, that's hard, bro.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: Say those again.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Just plain Hershey chocolate bar? I'm probably going Reese's one.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Not probably. Reese's is my one. Snickers. I'm a big
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Kit Kat guy. You didn't have Kit Kat in there.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Love Kit Kat.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: You can add that.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: You can add Twix.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: You can alternate.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Twix.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Another.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: That's gang right there. Who are you kicking out? Milky Way.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I'll probably kick out Milky Way. I'll probably kick out
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Three Musketeers. Three Musketeers will have a place for me
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: every now and then, especially the bite-sized ones. I can
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: throw that one in. I love Butterfinger. You didn't mention Butterfinger. Butterfinger,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Kit Kat, Reese's, Snickers, Twix. Those are the hitters.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: That might be a perfect list.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: That was a fabulous list. I just kicked out Milky
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Way and Three Musketeers as well, and I added in
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: your add-ins. I went Reese's, then Kit Kat, then Snickers,
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: then Twix, then Hershey. That's my top five.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: Quick add-in for the— Where's Butterfingers?
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: If Butterfinger were to be added in there. I mean,
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: we're adding whatever we want.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: My question's out the window.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Butterfinger's definitely over.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I'm probably going Reese's.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: Cookies and cream Hershey's. Oh, no.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: I'm kicking regular Hershey's out. I'm putting cookies and cream
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Hershey's in its place because, boy, oh, boy.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'll say this. I feel like that's younger generation.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: You might be having great nostalgia because the cookies and
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: cream one is like number one in your mind.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: But as I've gotten older, I've really.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Enjoyed some milk chocolate. Especially like when we did s'mores
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: for the camping. Something about it. Something about it. Just
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: gets me going a little bit more in my older age.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: What's hit me, dude, now is, and they say this
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: happens with your taste buds as they mature. I am
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: falling in love with dark chocolate in a really bad way.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not a sweets guy. We've had this combo a lot.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I never get dessert. I'd rather have two plates of
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: barbecue than a plate of barbecue and a big old dessert.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Just give me, I'll just take the two plates.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: But you get some dark chocolate in front of me, dude.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: That stuff is- You gotta get the dark chocolate peanut
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: butter cups at Trader Joe's. Oh, buddy.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: If you could put that in a syringe where I
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: could just mainline it, yeah. That's one of my favorite
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: things on planet Earth.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: So you're aware. Oh, big time.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Because I work here and you put me on game.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: You put me on game.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: But yeah, Halloween, that was my crack of cold one.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: And coming home to Scarlett, seeing her reaction to mom
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: and dad being gone that long and having my first
• 50:04
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• 50:09
  Speaker 2: jump to wait some dad hacks some dad hacks some
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: dad hacks we got a couple good ones here this
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  Speaker 2: dad act to calm your kiddo down my son is
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: four and a half and we've used this tactic for
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: a couple years now whenever he gets worked up and
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: is upset uncontrollably could be getting hurt from a big
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: fall i put my hand in front of his face
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: and we pretend that my fingers are birthday candles He
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: takes a deep.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Breath and blows out the candles. It works shockingly well
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: and gets him on the next thing quickly.
• 50:44
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• 50:48
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• 51:03
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  Speaker 2: Let's get back to this episode.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: That's a solid hack. I'm going to try that.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Is that a gong hit worthy hack?
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: I think.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: And Will, in the vein of staying under an hour,
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: it is now time for our favorite part of the show.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: It's our Gravely Collins. Oh, our Gravely Collins.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Can I throw in? I got one here from Hunter Robertson.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: A dad hack.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Okay. Hunter Robertson.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Dad hack.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Similar to the hand stack. When we are sitting down
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: to eat dinner and mama's serving it, we count one, two, three,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: and say, thank you, mommy, for dinner. My girls are
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: three and almost two, and we started it before dinner.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: my almost two-year-old could talk. Now, it's made its way
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: beyond the dinner table, and after a car ride, the
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: girls will count from the backseat and say, thank you, daddy,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: for driving us. It's so sweet. And Hunter, I know,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: the top of the soda. Cherish it.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Cherish it.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Cherish it, man.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Does he grab his face?
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: He cherishes it for as long as you can.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Oh. And then also bonus shout out, bonus shout out.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: All the people that reached out to me and my
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: personal DMs about the hair ribbon cutters. The little elastic
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: hair things that we were trying to figure out last episode.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: I had so many people. I had someone text me. Hey,
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: listen to the episode, dude. You got to use this.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: You got to get this going. The dad hacks were
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: flooding in.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: First voicemail, and again, these are presented by Gravely. These
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: are dad call-ins. Let's hit our first one, titled Figure
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: It Out. What's up, y'all?
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: It's Jorge from Ventura, California. I just had a dad
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: win and a dad loss.
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: So me and my wife are at a store and
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: she starts telling me, hey, I think he pooped.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, nah, it's okay. He can wait. He's
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: a grown boy, two months old.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: He knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: I wait a little bit longer and he starts fussing.
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: Okay, let's get him out. I go to the car
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: to check for the diaper bag. And of course, mom
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: took it out of the car and it's my fault.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Here I go.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out.
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: How am I going to get this boy cleaned up.
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: I was going to run to Target in the middle
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: of the store run. But then I turn around and
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: I see this mom changing her baby in the back
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: of the trunk just like me. I go and I
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: ask her, excuse me, miss, I just had a blowout
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: and I need a diaper.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Can I pay you.
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: Five bucks for a diaper? She turns around and says,
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: here you go. Tosses it to me like a lifeline.
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: I crack that thing open and realize it's a size
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: four diaper on a size one baby.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: The diaper goes all the way up to his mid chest.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: But guess what? We're going to roll with it.
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: My son and I are in the trenches. My wife,
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: she came out of the store looking at me like, well,
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: how'd you get this done?
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: I said, baby. It's what I do.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I'm a dad. I figure it out. Come on, Jorge.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Anyways, guys, thank you for the pod.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Keep it up.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: I figure it out. Hey, Jorge's about that life, dude.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: He's about that life.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: God, he could roll with our crew. You said it,
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: and my brain said it at the exact same time.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Heady play. Heady play. And also, you know the instinct
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: when it's like, I think they pooped the diaper. Nah, nah,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: they're good.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Because you're thinking at the time, man, I don't want
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: to go change a diaper right now. We just got
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: in the store. Let's try and shop. Let's try and
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: figure out if we can get home in time before
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: we have to change a diaper. Then he obviously gets,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: you know, the little one starts getting upset. All right,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: let daddy go take care of it.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. He may have pooped a little bit. Sue him.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: You know, he's a baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: And yeah, dad rule number probably 327. Head on a swivel.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Be aware of your surroundings.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: 327. Yep.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: It's above my bed. Yeah, man.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: You sent me that just the other night is what
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: you did. Halloween mishap. This is our last voicemail.
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: Hey there, this is Brayden Murhoff. I'm from Great Bend, Kansas.
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: 26 years old expecting father of a little boy about
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: to do in we'll say three weeks got my first
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: hit of being a dad we were throwing a Halloween
• 58:32
  Speaker 7: party one of the friends got a little too tore
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: up and they threw up on the couch threw up
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: on the carpet big mess got the wife out of
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: the house People were freaking out trying to clean it.
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: Being the soon-to-be dad over here, ran up, got the
• 58:53
  Speaker 7: carpet cleaner real quick. Pulled that son of a bitch out.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: Got the fluid in it, the hot water, the cleaner,
• 59:04
  Speaker 7: and couldn't figure out how to turn the son of
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: a bitch on. You know, stadium impulse is crazy. going.
• 59:11
  Speaker 7: I'm freaking out. Fourth quarter, a couple seconds left on
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: the 99-yard line. All we got to do, three points left.
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: Ended up figuring out how to get the son of
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: a bitch turned on. Carpet cleaned, couch cleaned. Upcoming dad,
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: win of the year. I'm just saying, really impressed my wife.
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: Just getting ready for the newborn trenches. Looking forward to it.
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: Love the pod. Hey, you guys are the best. See ya.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: That right there. Not a dad yet. Not a dad yet.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: But when that baby comes, we got to cut the
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: throwing up bullshit at the house. You can't be having
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: liabilities in the house.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because I know parents at home that our parents
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: sit there like, you have a party and buddy's yacking
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: on the couch. He's got to be eliminated.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Guess who's not coming to Halloween party next year?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: When the little one comes, there ain't no more grab ass.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: You can get a little drunk. You can feel yourself
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: out a little bit. But to the point that we
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: look like we're in college again, we got to eliminate
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: that shit.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Here's what I would say also. These are only
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: his first steps. This is an ST Sicko win. I
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: will give him that. I will crown him an ST
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: Sicko win. But he's in buds training. It's almost there.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? He's completed buds training. He's
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: like 99% like he's saying. This isn't even the true
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: test of the warrior. These are only his first steps.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: This might be the hero's journey that we talk about
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: so much. That's the threshold guardian. Puke boy on the couch.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: He's threshold guardian. S.T. Sicko is cleaning the puke. He's
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: probably thinking in the back of his mind, man, I'm
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: kind of done with this bullshit. I got to get
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: this guy out of here. He's turning a new leaf.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: These are the first steps of his journey, my friend.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I know he says win of the year. Yeah,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: you solve the issue, but if you're going to be
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: a real PT sicko, those are the things you've got
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: to be mindful of to be like, we can't even
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: be in that situation again.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: And, buddy.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Because if it happens again, say next Halloween party, it
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: happens again. Yeah. That ain't a win. You cleaning the
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: rug and everything else. That's you saving your candy ass. Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You better be down on
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: your hands and knees taking care of this. Buddy, because
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: you look up some of the dad losses that have
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: come into this show, some pictures of just dads just
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: poop and milk spit up and whatever. Just covered in it, dude.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the trenches.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Those are the times where you're, you know, you're cleaning,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: but you can't have a liability in the house anymore.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Cue the James Franco first time.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: Jif.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: With the noose around the neck.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: And of course, that's this week's Dad Call-Ins presented by Gravely.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Click the link in the description below of this episode
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: to find a Gravely mower.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Shout out Gravely.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, sir.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Do we have more of those?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Not to be that guy.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: Maybe.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It did showed up at my desk
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, Oh shit.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: Great.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: God, I'm jealous of that. Um, Let's get some shout-outs.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: I know we got an email.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: We got a lesson of the week. We're at 53
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: minutes right now. I don't know what it is actually
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: on the thing because we also had a minute and
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: a half video. So we're pushing right now to get
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: under an hour. We got some new dads, some new shout-outs.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Drake Parker from Ogden, Utah. He's been a Bustin' fan
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: for over a year. They're expecting their first child in
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: late May of 2027. He'll be repping the four the
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: dads had in the hospital. Shout-out all Milk Team Sixers.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: He loves the episodes every week. Thanks for all you
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: guys do. Keep up the great work.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Ryan Marsden, he writes in about his wife, Kinsley. She's
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: absolute agap material, and she got a C-section. The physical therapist,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: they were blown away with what she was able to
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: do just 24 hours after the operation. We got Landon
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Queener here for the dads.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Hey, boys, I don't know if you'll see this, but
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: me and one of my best friends met you and
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: the team at the tailgate in Knoxville. We're expecting our
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: kids during the same week. Turns out both mamas had
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: kids the same night. Just want to send the love
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: to the PT6 family out there and all the dads,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: just two dads that happen to be best friends soaking
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: up every minute sent from his iPhone.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Hit the gog, sent from the iPhone, Mike Schmidt. He says,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Will Sherm, chef in PT6 family. He also said Deke,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: but he forgot to write it. This is Mike from
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: Delaware writing in to share the great news that my wife, Danielle,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: and I welcomed our firstborn into the world on October 23rd,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: our little girl, Mary Lucille. Born 7 pounds, 0.9 ounces,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: is healthy as can be and absolutely gorgeous. Gets it
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: all from her mama. Look at Mike Schmidt with the
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Papa Team 6, baby.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: We got Landon Queener coming back in here because he
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: also sent in a photo. And here are the two
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: beautiful little babies born the same night.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: Cutie, cutie, cutie, cutie.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: We might have found something with that.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Hey, we might have. We might have found something.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: We might have found something. I have an email here.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Email from Houston Rutledge.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, Houston.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: First broken bone turned into a dad win. Okay. Brothers,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: last week our household had a first, first broken bone.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Our oldest of our three kids is our all-out competitive
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: never-quit athlete. Her name is Turner. Shout out the Atlanta Braves.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: This fall was her first year of softball and she
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: put in weeks of training with me one-on-one leading up
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: to the season. She immediately became a defensive asset playing
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: third base and then the pitcher position and her bat
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: came to life ending up with an almost 600 batting
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: average coach pitch but still a great first season. Last
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Thursday her team won the first game of the year.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: First game of the season which was their first playoff game.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Turner went three for three and two runs scored. 11
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: total bases and two put outs. On Friday she was
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: borrowing her sister's roller skates, and had a fall when
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: her brother, four, rolled a toy jet under the skates.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: When I got home that evening, she had me check
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: her wrists. After examining it, I determined it was probably broken,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: and we went to the ER. X-rays confirmed a fracture
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: in the distal radius through the growth plate, ending her season.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: Ugh.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Her first reaction after the shock and a few tears
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: was to ask if she could still go to her
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: team's next game and sit in the dugout to cheer
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: on her teammates. Once we knew the diagnosis, she immediately
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: wanted to know how soon she could get back to
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  Speaker 1: working out and training to be a pitcher and getting
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: back in the batting cage to prepare for kid pitch
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  Speaker 1: next spring. What initially felt like an L clearly ended
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: up being a dad win due to her mentality and attitude.
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  Speaker 1: I'm only a couple months into the ranks of Papa
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  Speaker 1: Team 6 and appreciate what y'all offer to those of
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: us Loving our time in the trenches of fatherhood. Keep
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  Speaker 1: up the good work, boys. Houston Rutledge.
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  Speaker 5: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's a gong.
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  Speaker 1: It's a gong for honor.
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  Speaker 2: To have the wherewithal of not even asking how quickly
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  Speaker 2: can I get back to playing, but how quick can
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  Speaker 2: I be at the next game to cheer on the team?
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  Speaker 1: You know you got one.
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  Speaker 5: Team needs me, Dad.
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  Speaker 2: You know you got one. You almost like that that happened. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: It builds character. Yeah. And anything that's getting fractured or broken,
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  Speaker 2: it's coming back stronger.
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  Speaker 1: 100%. We're good. You don't want a lion that doesn't
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: have scars on it. You want that scar lion that's
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: been in battles. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Got a little blood on it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I have a topic quote lesson of the week. Would
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  Speaker 2: we want to end the show with that?
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  Speaker 1: We better hurry.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Asking questions. This was the one that we
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: punted from last week because Charles was asking all those
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: questions with some story. And I said, hey, that reminds
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: me of my topic quote lesson of the week. It's
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: those follow up questions that you don't typically really think
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: of in the moment. You don't just answer questions or
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: move on to the next thing, but be eager to
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: ask questions to those that you love and are close to.
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  Speaker 2: I get so caught up with my own world that
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: I very often just tell funny update stories from my
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: day-to-day to my wife or my friends or family or
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: to just be the fun dad to my daughter because
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: she has put me in that role naturally. We've talked
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: about how she hides from me, runs from me. She
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: wants me to be a plaything. lost where I was.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: I've been challenging myself to ask my wife questions and
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: my daughter questions to not only further explore their minds,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: but to open my mind up to their point of
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: view and see if I can help come alongside them
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: as a husband and father. Those little extra questions that
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't even think of, of, you know, Scarlett's picking
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: up a leaf or something on the ground and we
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: could just move on to the next thing, but really going, Scarlett,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: what is that? Hey, is that a leaf? Where does
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: a leaf come from? Did it come from that tree
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: up there? And kind of asking those like leading questions
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: to where she then is looking at the leaf. And
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: then she is looking up at the tree and then
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: back down at the leaf. And it's been a lot
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: of fun because Scarlett is in a learning stage right now.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: But it's also assisted with Jill in conversations like with
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: us as.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: Husband and wife, I've really been challenging myself to ask, like,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: not follow-up questions, but, like, questions that probe and like
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: create a conversation, if you will, not just like a, Hey,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: how was your day? Did anything funny happen? Like those
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: are kind of the typical ones, but I really racked
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: my brain. I go, Hey, I know that you're really
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: close with the nurse practitioner at the, how's the nurse
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: practitioner and her kids doing? What, what's, Like, what are
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: they doing for Halloween? Kind of digging into those questions that, like,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: start a convo. It's been really nice. It's been good.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Good lesson.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: Hey, thank you.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Take out the trash. Guess what? The haters are sick. Oh,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: they're sick. Because we got right over an hour.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Eww. Leave a clock in the comments.