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Donald Drumpf Theatre #245: Not Like Us, or Is Jeffrey Epstein This Superman's Kryptonite? · Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

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  SPEAKER_03: Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_03: This guy's been talked about for years.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_03: Are people still talking about this guy, this creep?
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_03: That is unbelievable.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's time again for Donald.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_03: Drunk.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_03: Theater.
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  SPEAKER_03: No one knows what is up or down.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_03: Jack or white.
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  SPEAKER_03: Legal or impeachable.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_03: Everything is make-believe in Donald.
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  SPEAKER_03: Drunk.
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  SPEAKER_03: Theater.
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  SPEAKER_03: So let's pull the curtain back.
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  SPEAKER_03: We are controlling transmission, if we wish to make it louder.
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  we will bring up the body we can change the focus to a soft
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  blur you're moving into
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  a land of both shadow and substance of things and ideas you've
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  just crossed over
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  SPEAKER_03: into
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  SPEAKER_03: I hear it's fake news, but maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think it's fake news, okay?
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, would I do that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
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  The President of the United States has the authority to do what
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  the President has
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  SPEAKER_03: the authority to do.
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  SPEAKER_03: I learned a lot from Richard Nixon.
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  SPEAKER_03: When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.
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  SPEAKER_03: I could cause panic much better than even you.
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  SPEAKER_03: I could do much.
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  SPEAKER_03: I would make you look like a minor league player.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, Professor, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I would get the things that this show has called him.
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  This approach is I guess it's kind of like we're living in the
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  twilight zone.
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  SPEAKER_03: Rest easy, Americans.
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  If there's one thing we all know,
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  it's that first they come for the undocumented migrants.
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  SPEAKER_03: And as long as nobody speaks out, they stop.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump.
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  Yesterday,
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  he had a dinner with Benjamin Netanyahu,
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  Israeli prime minister and kosher Thanos.
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  And you know how whenever a world leader visits Trump and they
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  have to butter him
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  SPEAKER_03: up with a special surprise?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, Bibi went all out.
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  SPEAKER_01: At the White House last night,
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  the president hosted a dinner for Israeli Prime Minister
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  Benjamin Netanyahu.
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  The prime minister gave him a letter nominating Trump for the
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  Nobel Peace Prize.
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  I want to present to you,
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  Mr.
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  President,
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  the letter I sent to the Nobel Prize Committee.
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  It's nominating you for the Peace Prize,
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  which is well-deserved,
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  and you should get it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Thank you very much.
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  SPEAKER_03: This I didn't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well...
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  SPEAKER_03: Thank you very much.
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  SPEAKER_03: Coming from you in particular, this is very meaningful.
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  I am,
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  I am,
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  I am Superman And I know what's happening I am,
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  I am,
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  I am Superman
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  SPEAKER_00: President Trump is going to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
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  SPEAKER_00: President Trump may end up with 34 Nobel Peace Prizes.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sounds like a citation to a Nobel Peace Prize to me.
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  There's no one more deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize than
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  Donald J.
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  Trump.
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  SPEAKER_00: If the Nobel Peace Prize were worth anything anymore,
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  SPEAKER_00: I would say the president certainly deserves one.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't see right through you.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am, I am, I am Superman.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am Superman, and I can't do anything.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're not booing.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're saying, the Nobel Peace Prize should go to you.
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's on the Epstein tapes, folks?
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's on those tapes?
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's in those black books?
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  SPEAKER_03: Why have they been hiding it?
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  SPEAKER_03: This Epstein sex ring operation, I'm not letting it go ever.
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  put on your big boy pants and let us know who the pedophiles
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  are seriously we need
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  to release the epstein list that that is an important thing i
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  am on every list
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  except the epstein list we haven't heard anything about that
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  one in a while how is
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  SPEAKER_03: it that my father can be convicted of 34 crimes but no one
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  SPEAKER_03: on Epstein's list has even been brought to light.
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  It's almost like they're trying to protect those pedophiles for
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  some reason.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't imagine why.
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  SPEAKER_01: We have flight logs.
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  SPEAKER_01: We have information names that will come out.
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  President Trump has given a very strong directive and that's
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  going to be followed.
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  SPEAKER_03: So people can expect actual movement on this.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's not just empty promises.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Donald Trump doesn't make empty promises.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  How many of you are satisfied with the results of the Epstein
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  investigation?
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  SPEAKER_03: Clap.
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  SPEAKER_03: How many of you are not satisfied with the results of the investigation?
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  SPEAKER_03: If you go a million miles away, I'll track you down, girl.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trust me when I say I know the pathway to your heart.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_03: We had a tremendous show planned for you.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well-designed,
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  SPEAKER_03: articulate,
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  SPEAKER_03: a tremendous deconstruction of the most interesting issues of the day.
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  SPEAKER_03: We prepared a whole piece on the new Trump tariffs,
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  SPEAKER_03: breaking down the different rates and their secondary impacts.
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  A truly illuminating dive into the overlooked role of the
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  commodities markets in
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  SPEAKER_03: trade deficit accounting.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was going to be so funny.
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  But sadly,
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  at the last minute,
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  we had to scrap all that because Elmo lost his father.
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  Elmo is back to his usual family-friendly content after a
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  hacker posted racist and
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  SPEAKER_03: anti-Semitic remarks to the Sesame Street character's ex-account.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is what happens when you go too long without tickling Elmo.
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  The since-deleted posts called for death to the Jewish
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  community and criticism of
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  SPEAKER_03: President Trump.
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  The hacker also demanded the release of the Epstein files and
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  used inappropriate
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  SPEAKER_03: language to respond to other users.
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  And so I thought it would be appropriate to have my old friend
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  back so that we
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  SPEAKER_03: could talk through this very difficult time.
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  SPEAKER_03: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my old friend, Elmo.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo!
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's ready to learn about rainbows?
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  Yay!
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  Yay!
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo, I think you had something that you wanted to say.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo was radicalized by the manosphere.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo is part of the male loneliness epidemic.
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  You see,
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  what happened was,
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  Elmo was doing his own research on flu shots.
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  SPEAKER_03: Six hours later,
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  SPEAKER_03: because of the algorithm,
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo was moderating the QAnon Discord chat and building homemade bombs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo?
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  SPEAKER_03: You need to take responsibility.
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  SPEAKER_03: Don't blame the algorithm.
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  SPEAKER_03: A lot of kids count on you for life lessons.
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  SPEAKER_03: And Elmo accountability is a big part of that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Are you canceling Elmo?
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  Once again,
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  the so-called tolerant left policing speech that's inconvenient
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  to their woke dogma.
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's the real puppet now, John?
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's the real puppet?
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's the real puppet now?
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  SPEAKER_03: You, you, you're the real puppet.
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  SPEAKER_03: What?
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo, that just sounds like alt-right talking point word salad.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: You said it, not Elmo.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo's alt-right.
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  SPEAKER_03: No reason to cancel Elmo's funding, then.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God, is that what this is about?
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo, you're pandering to the right...
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  SPEAKER_03: So you can keep your government funding for public broadcasting?
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo can't go back on the streets, John.
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  SPEAKER_03: You have no idea what it's like.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo's too pretty to live under a bridge, John.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's a life brought to you by the letter sucking again.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo won't.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo won't go back.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo can't go back.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo, sorry, please don't let them cut Elmo's funding.
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  SPEAKER_03: You'll talk to them, won't you?
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  SPEAKER_03: Libo.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo, everybody.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elmo.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now,
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  the impetus for Elmo's rant seems to be the Department of
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  Justice memo that has
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  just been released that said the Epstein sex trafficking case
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  was officially closed
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  SPEAKER_03: and that no new information would be forthcoming.
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  SPEAKER_03: And while Elmo is demanding that the files be released...
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump's response is brought to you by the letters F-U.
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  SPEAKER_03: Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?
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  SPEAKER_03: This guy's been talked about for years.
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  SPEAKER_03: Are people still talking about this guy, this creep?
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  SPEAKER_03: That is unbelievable.
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  SPEAKER_03: The refusal to release anything from Jeffrey Epstein.
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  SPEAKER_03: You saw what happened with Epstein.
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  SPEAKER_03: Tapes of Jeffrey Epstein.
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  SPEAKER_03: Client list for Jeffrey Epstein.
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  SPEAKER_03: The Epstein client list.
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  SPEAKER_03: Jeffrey Epstein.
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  SPEAKER_03: Epstein.
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  SPEAKER_03: Epstein.
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  It's almost like the Justice Department doesn't want us talking
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  about Jeffrey Epstein anymore.
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  SPEAKER_03: Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?
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  SPEAKER_03: This guy's been talked about for years.
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  SPEAKER_03: Are people still talking about this guy, this creep?
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  SPEAKER_03: That is unbelievable.
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  I mean,
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  I can't believe you're asking a question on Epstein at a time
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  like this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, very nice acting.
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  SPEAKER_03: Very nice.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, forget the Nobel.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think you're finally going to get that Emmy.
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  How dare you fixate on a story from the past,
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  something Donald Trump has never done.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's focused on the issues of today,
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  SPEAKER_03: not the 2020 election,
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  SPEAKER_03: or the Russia investigation,
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  SPEAKER_03: or Hunter Biden's laptop,
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  SPEAKER_03: or Hillary Clinton's email server,
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  SPEAKER_03: or Joe Biden's auto pen.
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  SPEAKER_03: or Rosie O'Donnell making fun of him,
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  SPEAKER_03: or his ratings for The Apprentice,
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  SPEAKER_03: which ended in 2015,
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  SPEAKER_03: or deceased golfer Arnold Palmer's unusually large penis.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump and Epstein were photographed together and partied together,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Trump called Epstein a terrific guy,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Epstein called Trump his closest friend of 10 years.
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  SPEAKER_03: MAGA ignored all that and remained hyper-fixated on the Epstein story.
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's on the Epstein tapes, folks?
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's on those tapes?
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's in those black books?
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  SPEAKER_03: Why have they been hiding it?
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  SPEAKER_03: Seriously, we need to release the F-scene list.
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  SPEAKER_03: That is an important thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: The other guy in the montage was Dan Bongino, bingo bongo.
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  He was a right-wing podcaster,
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  but now he's the deputy director of the FBI.
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  SPEAKER_03: And whenever they introduce him in an interview, this is what I hear.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here to discuss this and more is FBI Deputy Director Dan.
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  SPEAKER_03: Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing, bing.
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  The DOJ has been getting a lot of heat in MAGA world over the
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  Epstein stuff,
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  which in turn led to shouting matches and threats to resign
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  inside the White House.
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  There is major turmoil inside the Justice Department tonight
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  over the handling of
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  SPEAKER_01: files in the Jeffrey Epstein investigation.
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  Sources tell ABC News there was a fiery confrontation between
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  Attorney General Pam
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  Bondi and Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino and that Bongino has
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  told allies he may
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  SPEAKER_01: resign.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sources tell us Bongino did not come to work today.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now,
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  Bongino was apparently pissed because the Justice Department
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  issued a statement
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  SPEAKER_03: saying,
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  SPEAKER_03: actually,
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  SPEAKER_03: there was no client list,
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  which seemed to directly contradict this statement from
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  Attorney General Pam Bondi
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  SPEAKER_03: just a few months ago.
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  SPEAKER_03: The DOJ may be releasing the list of Jeffrey Epstein's clients?
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  SPEAKER_03: Will that really happen?
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  SPEAKER_03: It's sitting on my desk right now to review.
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  SPEAKER_03: Then the DOJ abruptly changed course and said there was no client list.
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  SPEAKER_03: So how is Bondi going to explain the discrepancy?
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  SPEAKER_00: I was asked a question about the client list and my response was,
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  SPEAKER_00: it's sitting on my desk to be reviewed,
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  SPEAKER_00: meaning the file along with the JFK,
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  SPEAKER_00: MLK files as well.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's what I meant by that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, so there's other stuff on your desk, too.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, that clears it up.
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  SPEAKER_03: The whole thing reminded me of something my grandmother used to say.
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  If you're ever thinking about writing 400 words about how
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  nobody cares about
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  SPEAKER_03: Jeffrey Epstein,
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  SPEAKER_03: don't.
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  SPEAKER_00: President Trump tried to calm the storm with a lengthy statement saying,
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  SPEAKER_00: in part,
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  SPEAKER_00: what's going on with my boys and,
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  SPEAKER_00: in some cases,
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  SPEAKER_00: gals?
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  They're all going after Attorney General Pam Bondi,
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  who is doing a fantastic job.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're on one team, MAGA, and I don't like what's happening.
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  Let's not waste time and energy on Jeffrey Epstein,
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  somebody that nobody cares about.
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  SPEAKER_03: We have a perfect administration.
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  The talk of the world and selfish people are trying to hurt it
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  all over a guy who
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  SPEAKER_03: never dies,
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  SPEAKER_03: Jeffrey Epstein.
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  Trump then goes on to write 334 more words trying to depict the
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  Epstein files as
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  SPEAKER_03: the work of,
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  SPEAKER_03: in his world,
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  SPEAKER_03: radical left lunatics.
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  Your own allies are the ones who spent years talking about the
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  Epstein files,
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  and now you want us to believe the files were actually created
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  by the Democrats?
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  SPEAKER_03: If that's the case,
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  then what the hell was in those binders you made a big deal of
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  handing out to
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  right-wing influencers at the White House that said the Epstein
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  files phase one on
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  SPEAKER_03: the front?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no, were those the binders with pictures of Arnold Palmer's 3-wood?
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  Trump's former and current supporters were rocked by his sudden
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  about-face.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elon Musk,
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  SPEAKER_03: as you might recall,
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  SPEAKER_03: tweeted not long ago that Trump himself was in the Epstein files,
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  SPEAKER_03: wrote that Trump said Epstein half a dozen times.
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  While telling everyone to stop talking about Epstein,
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  just release the files as promised.
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  SPEAKER_03: MAGA have accomplished nothing because they believed in nothing.
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  The only two things that held them together were their
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  cult-like devotion to Trump
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  SPEAKER_03: and their conspiracy theories.
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  SPEAKER_03: And now that those two things are butting up against each other,
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  SPEAKER_03: they're imploding,
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  SPEAKER_03: they're speechless,
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  SPEAKER_03: all they can say is...
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  SPEAKER_01: Bing,
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  SPEAKER_03: bing,
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  SPEAKER_03: bong,
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  SPEAKER_03: bong,
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  SPEAKER_03: bing,
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  SPEAKER_03: bing,
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  SPEAKER_03: bing.
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  SPEAKER_03: Surprisingly,
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  SPEAKER_03: MAGA world,
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  SPEAKER_03: for the first time in memory,
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  SPEAKER_03: isn't just slavishly acquiescing to Trump's reality distortion field.
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  SPEAKER_03: Where did that whole case go?
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  SPEAKER_03: Where did all the files go?
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  SPEAKER_03: They just went nowhere.
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  SPEAKER_03: No one even believes that.
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  SPEAKER_03: This stinks.
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  SPEAKER_03: This just reeks.
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  SPEAKER_03: Something is horribly wrong here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Pam Bondi needs to be fired.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, Pam Bondi, the ringleader.
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  SPEAKER_03: She makes the decisions.
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  SPEAKER_03: The backlash wouldn't die.
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  SPEAKER_03: So Trump had to go back out
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  SPEAKER_03: and kill the backlash.
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  SPEAKER_03: Perhaps even making it look like a suicide.
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  SPEAKER_03: So... So this weekend...
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  SPEAKER_03: So this weekend,
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump tried to reason with his base using their shared love language,
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  SPEAKER_03: long rambling truth social posts.
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  In a social media post,
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  the president asked his followers,
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  what's going on with my boys?
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  SPEAKER_02: And in some cases, gals.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why are we giving publicity to files written by Obama,
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  SPEAKER_00: crooked Hillary,
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  SPEAKER_00: Comey,
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  SPEAKER_00: Brennan,
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  and the losers and criminals of the Biden administration who
• 18:30
  conned the world with
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  SPEAKER_03: the Russia,
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  SPEAKER_03: Russia,
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  SPEAKER_03: Russia hoax,
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  SPEAKER_03: 51 intelligence agents,
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  SPEAKER_03: the laptop
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  SPEAKER_03: from hell and more.
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  SPEAKER_03: So,
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  SPEAKER_03: Just to understand this,
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  SPEAKER_03: in a few months' time,
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  we went from the Epstein files will expose the Democrats to the
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  Epstein files were
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  SPEAKER_03: written by the Democrats and therefore can't be trusted,
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  SPEAKER_03: so let's move on.
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  And then Trump brings up Hunter Biden's laptop as a reminder
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  for all of us not to
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  SPEAKER_03: dwell on old conspiracy theories.
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  SPEAKER_03: What?
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  SPEAKER_03: So, problem solved?
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  SPEAKER_03: Right, MAGA world?
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_03: Well, let's test it scientifically.
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  SPEAKER_03: How many of you are satisfied?
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  SPEAKER_03: You can clap.
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  SPEAKER_03: Satisfied with the results of the Epstein investigation.
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  SPEAKER_03: Clap.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_03: How many of you are not satisfied with the results of the investigation?
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_03: So MAGA world is now an open revolt.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_03: You want to know how bad it's getting out there?
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  SPEAKER_03: They're literally burning their MAGA army uniforms.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_03: But clearly telling your base to just forget about Epstein isn't working.
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  But if you know Trump,
• 19:56
  he can always just pivot to the classic Trump distraction.
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  Throw something outlandish out there and watch the dogs chase
• 20:01
  the squirrel.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to invade Greenland.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to bomb Iran.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_03: He's going to try something big.
• 20:08
  President Trump is reigniting his decades-long feud with
• 20:11
  comedian Rosie O'Donnell.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think we're going to need a bigger boat.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_03: That's not going to be enough.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_03: The president taking to his social media platform to write in part,
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_03: quote,
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm giving serious consideration to taking away her citizenship.
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  She's a threat to humanity and should remain in the wonderful
• 20:36
  country of Ireland if
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_03: they want her.
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  Don't look at our inaction at prosecuting a sex trafficking
• 20:41
  ring to the rich and powerful.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_03: We must focus on the real issue.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_03: The denaturalization of the co-star of riding the bus with my sister.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: MAGA is losing their shit right now.
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  SPEAKER_03: They cannot believe what they're seeing.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_03: Trump is lying?
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_03: Dismissing reasonable concerns as bad faith whining?
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  SPEAKER_03: Attacking anyone who disagrees?
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_03: Well, as a resident of Blue America...
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  Can I just say right now to my red colleagues that my pronouns
• 21:20
  are how does and my ass taste?
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_03: You like it?
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  The Trump that you're just experiencing now to your deep
• 21:36
  disappointment and dismay
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_03: is the dude we've been dealing with the whole time.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_03: You just didn't realize it because he's been nice to you.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_03: Like when you've had a terrible tragedy.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_03: My administration's doing everything in its power to help Texas.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_03: We gave them all the money, all the help that they can possibly use.
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  SPEAKER_03: We've given them max.
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  SPEAKER_03: We've maxed out and we'll continue to max out.
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  SPEAKER_03: Whatever you need, daddy's here.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_03: Because you're the child he wanted.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_03: But we're Eric.
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  SPEAKER_03: And this... Truly just a weird cheap shot.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is how we get treated.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't think we should give California anything.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
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  SPEAKER_03: if I give California money,
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_03: then every state that didn't vote for me will think I'm their president,
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_03: too.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_03: That's not a precedent I want to set.
• 22:38
  Whether it's natural disasters or tariff carve-outs or
• 22:40
  immigration enforcement or a
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_03: million other issues,
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_03: Trump's MAGA base always benefits from favorable treatment.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_03: Except now.
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  They're finally understanding what it's like to be the target
• 22:50
  of his hostility.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_03: This administration has weaponized vindictive... Viva!
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_03: Viva la revolución!
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_03: What's that?
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_03: What's going on?
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, viva la revolución!
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_03: Antifa forever!
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_03: Elmo?
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  SPEAKER_03: I thought you were alt-right.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_03: Elmo was,
• 23:15
  but listening to your show and the trenchant analysis of the
• 23:24
  many hypocrisies of
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_03: the right have re-radicalized Elmo to the populist left.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_03: Free Luigi!
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_03: Free... Elmo, that is in no way what we're saying.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, dodging responsibility.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_03: Now you're just a comedian.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_03: Quit both sides in it, you corporate whore.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_03: Elmo, it's just, it's more nuanced than that.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_03: It's not black and white.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_03: Elmo doesn't understand.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_03: Elmo's stupid.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_03: Elmo's worldview is Manichaean in its simplicity.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_03: Good versus evil.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_03: Locke versus Hobbs.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  SPEAKER_03: No shades of gray for Elmo.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_03: Elmo, I am not criticizing your worldview.
• 24:26
  This is merely an exploration of the motivations of Trump to
• 24:30
  not release the files
• 24:31
  and explaining to his base that the way they're feeling now is
• 24:35
  how Blue America's
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_03: been feeling the whole time.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_03: But we all know why Trump hasn't released the file.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_03: We all know who got to him.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_03: You're still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_03: This guy's been talked about for years.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_03: Are people still talking about this guy, this creep?
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_03: That is unbelievable.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_03: This is a madhouse.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_03: It feels like being alone.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_03: I read them through the moon and the moon and the star.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_03: So you'll come to know when the bottle hits the bone.
• 27:56
  So you'll come to know when the bottle hits the bone.
• 28:04
  When the bottle hits the bone.