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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Rob Parker gets KICKED OFF THE SHOW for calling Dak take "DUMB" · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 2: You know we're gonna wear you while the.
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  Speaker 4: Eagles forgot the most important rule in all of football
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  Speaker 4: and also the world and in life too, yeah, in life,
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  Speaker 4: and uh, we're gonna give you the one stat that
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  Speaker 4: proves without a doubt why Jordan Love is the better
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  Speaker 4: quarterback than Dak Prescott. And we're gonna go to war
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  Speaker 4: with this Fox Sports Radio executive who is trying to
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  Speaker 4: take down our show.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna exeu cute his head, well, said Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Also on the subject of comedy, returning to the show
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  Speaker 2: for some unknown reason, a man who has the unfortunate
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  Speaker 2: reputation of having some of the most absurd, over the
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  Speaker 2: top ridiculous takes in the business, and he's the co
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  Speaker 2: host of the much less successful Fox Sports show Couple.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Rob Parker, and.
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  Speaker 2: You know we're gonna see if he has beef with
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  Speaker 2: our bosses, you know, just like weed them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's probably too scared to bite the hand that
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  Speaker 5: needs him. Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 2: But first it's time for a word from our good
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  Speaker 2: friends at Morrison's Cafeteria. Do you like food being served
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  Speaker 2: to you? Well, why don't you just go get it yourself?
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  Speaker 2: You lazy?
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  Speaker 5: Isn't that right, Tony?
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: The other day, my aunt Marie's boyfriend Nunzio told me
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  Speaker 5: that my aunt invited him to an all you can
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  Speaker 5: eat buffet. I said, are you going to Morrison's and
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  Speaker 5: then he said, no, her bedroom, And then I actually,
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  Speaker 5: let's just keep going. We'll finish that story another move.
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  Speaker 2: On anyway, I'll go to Morrisons today and doll the
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  Speaker 2: host the hostess that Polly and Tony sent you to
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  Speaker 2: get the un complimentary slice of turkey when you ask
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  Speaker 2: for den slices of the ego deal for you. The
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  Speaker 2: checking the man A great thing, Tony. It's time to
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  Speaker 2: get into our top story story. People coming down on
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  Speaker 2: the Eagles for an absolutely garbage performance to peplose out
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  Speaker 2: the season, losing to the Giants, and Jalen Hurts they're
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  Speaker 2: injuring his middle finger, probably from having to point.
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  Speaker 5: It out his coaching staff exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And this, Tony, this kind of disaster, it calls for
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  Speaker 2: big moves, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 5: As official spokespeople for the Eagles organization, before Monday's game,
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  Speaker 5: we would like to go ahead and replace Nick Sirianni
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  Speaker 5: with any currently fired or soon to be fired coach.
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  Speaker 5: We'll take anyone. Doug Peterson, We'll even take Bill Belichick,
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  Speaker 5: or even Ron Rivera, or even Brandon Staley. Well, well
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  Speaker 5: not Brandon Staley forget.
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  Speaker 2: That, you know, producer, just edit that part out, all
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  Speaker 2: write that part out. Yeah anyway, But Tony, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we gotta be fed to Nick Sirianni here because he
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  Speaker 2: isn't the only clown on this pathetic coaching staff that
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  Speaker 2: clearly doesn't know how to coach.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't that right? Yeah? You know, personally, I blame the
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  Speaker 5: Eagles for naming Matt Patricia defensive coordinator. They keep forgetting
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  Speaker 5: the cardinal rule. You never trust a man with two
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  Speaker 5: first names. You'r Matt Patricia, your chip Kelly, Buddy Ryan
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  Speaker 5: and yes, Andy Reid who won a Super Bowl with
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  Speaker 5: another team, the ultimate betrayal.
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  Speaker 2: Such great analysis that Tony and do. Another issue on
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  Speaker 2: this team, We saw a very concerning tweet from Eagles
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  Speaker 2: defensive back Darius Slade. Oh you aded that the team's
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  Speaker 2: record is oh and oh now and Blanie.
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  Speaker 5: This is very disturbing, isn't it very disturbing? Doesn't he
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  Speaker 5: know his own team's record? They're eleven and six? You know,
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  Speaker 5: this shows the coaches aren't doing their job. Their job
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  Speaker 5: is to tell the play is what the team's record is.
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  Speaker 5: No wonder the team hasn't been playing with any urgency.
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  Speaker 5: They think the season hasn't even started yet.
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  Speaker 2: Just alarming analysis that Dony, and you know, our only
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  Speaker 2: homek you is that the Eagles are taking the sage
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  Speaker 2: advice we gave them a couple of weeks ago. You know,
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  Speaker 2: we doggally that they should be losing all these games
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  Speaker 2: on your purpose.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't that right, DONI? Yep, as you all know, we
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  Speaker 5: told them they shouldn't want home field advantage, they should
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  Speaker 5: play for road field advantage. And look now, on Monday night,
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  Speaker 5: instead of having to play in Philly in thirty three
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  Speaker 5: degree weather in front of a hostile home crowd full
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  Speaker 5: of angry, disappointed fans, they get to play in Tampa
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  Speaker 5: in warm seventy one degree weather against a team that
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  Speaker 5: has as much of a chance of winning the Super
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  Speaker 5: Bowl as the Carolina Panthers do, which proves why they
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  Speaker 5: should always listen to us. So well, said Tony.
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  Speaker 2: And now shifting to another playoff matchup Sunday, the Cowboys
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  Speaker 2: host the Packers, and for some crazy reason, the betting
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  Speaker 2: markets the Cowboys favored by seven and a half, even
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  Speaker 2: though the stats show that Jordan Love is a much
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  Speaker 2: better quarterback than Dak Prescott. You know, we all know
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  Speaker 2: the most important stat for a quarterback in ten days
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  Speaker 2: of yours and you know he was out there.
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  Speaker 5: Who don't know what intended air yards are?
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  Speaker 2: It's an advanced metric that measures all pass attempts, whether
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  Speaker 2: completed or incomplete.
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  Speaker 5: And Love has dak beat.
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  Speaker 2: Forty nine h two to a Measley forty five eighty five.
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  Speaker 5: And that just says it all, doesn't it, Tony? Absolutely,
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  Speaker 5: quarterbacks should be measured not just by what they do,
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  Speaker 5: but what they intend to do. Yep, that's a quarter piece.
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  Speaker 5: If ot a proud American judicial system, if someone intends
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  Speaker 5: to murder someone else, well that counts as a murder.
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  Speaker 5: Just like if Jordan Love intended to complete a pass
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  Speaker 5: that was twenty yards overthrown, that should still count toward
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  Speaker 5: his total pass yards. And if you disagree, well you
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  Speaker 5: just don't understand the law.
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  Speaker 2: Terrific legal analysis that DONI. And now moving to an
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  Speaker 2: nfcast team not in the playoffs, of course, that's the
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  Speaker 2: Washington Commanders who once again made another boneheaded move, this
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  Speaker 2: time firing head coach Ron Rivera after just four seasons.
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  Speaker 2: And Tony, this was clearly a mistake, wasn't.
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  Speaker 5: It a terrible mistake. Ron Rivera was just starting to
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  Speaker 5: find his footing. As they say, you can't move forward
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  Speaker 5: until you hit rock bottom. The Commander's defense was ranked
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  Speaker 5: dead last in the entire NFL, and that's thanks to
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  Speaker 5: Ron Rivera. He had the team hit in rock bottom
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  Speaker 5: so they could only go up from there. That's great
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  Speaker 5: coaching and it should have been rewarded, not punished.
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  Speaker 2: Great points all around, Dony and now to a controversial
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  Speaker 2: moment at the end of the Falcon Saints game which
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  Speaker 2: should have been totally meaningless and forgettable, but is now
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  Speaker 2: become the talk of the entire sports world because of
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  Speaker 2: Jameis Winston who bravely and valiantly ignore the orders of
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  Speaker 2: Saints head coach Dennis Allen and decided to have the
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  Speaker 2: team score a touchdown even though they were up forty
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  Speaker 2: one to seventeen there was about a minute left. But
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  Speaker 2: now people out there these more runs are saying Jamis
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  Speaker 2: should be cut for that, and Tony what are they saying?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this is exactly what you want in a quarterback.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't it. Absolutely people say Jameis Winston should have just
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  Speaker 5: done whatever his coach said. Well, do you remember the
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  Speaker 5: last time Saints players blindly did whatever their coach said.
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  Speaker 5: Bounty Gate, YRP, injured quarterbacks, suspensions, congressional hearings, your interim coaches.
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  Speaker 5: I think we can safely say if Jameis Winston had
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  Speaker 5: been the QB of the Saints fifteen years ago, bounty
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  Speaker 5: Gate never would have happened at all. They wouldn't have
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  Speaker 5: won a Super Bowl, but at least they'd have their integrity,
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  Speaker 5: and that's more important.
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  Speaker 2: So beautifully put Tony, and now to story brewing in
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  Speaker 2: sports media. Host of the Pat McAfee show, Pat McAfee
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  Speaker 2: openly called out ESPN executive Norby Williamson for trying to
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  Speaker 2: quote sabotage his show, And Tony, you know, we do
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  Speaker 2: feel for Pat McAfee here because we have a Samilar
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  Speaker 2: problem on our hands here at Fox Sports Radio. An
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  Speaker 2: executive who is trying to openly ruin our show. And
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  Speaker 2: we don't want to name names, but his name is
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  Speaker 2: Scott Shapiro, and the other day he told us that
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  Speaker 2: we need to quote do more to promote the show,
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  Speaker 2: which is ridiculous. That's his job and we already have
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  Speaker 2: millions of viewers anyway, So all right, we came to
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  Speaker 2: him with this idea. We said, all right, you want
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  Speaker 2: to promote the show, well, buy a sixty second Super
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  Speaker 2: Bowl commercial.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, just do that. You know, it just costs a
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  Speaker 5: million dollars or whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: So I want to get that back immediately because you've
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  Speaker 2: got billions of viewers just coming and watch the show.
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  Speaker 5: There you go, you know this Shapiro clown.
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  Speaker 2: He tells me.
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  Speaker 5: He goes, well, that's not in the budget.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what he says after that, He says
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  Speaker 2: super Bowl commercials sold out months ago, which just shows
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  Speaker 2: you how late he is on everything.
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  Speaker 5: Could you don't even tell us?
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  Speaker 2: And we're like, all right, another idea, Well, why don't
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  Speaker 2: you just get us the naming rights to Lincoln Financial Field.
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  Speaker 2: We go, Pauli and Tony Fusco show field. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: he still hasn't even responded my email about.
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  Speaker 5: That sabotage, plain and simple. Yeah, well exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we're going to get in all this with a guess,
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  Speaker 2: so let's just get him on the Fusco satellite.
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  Speaker 5: Network FOS Satellite.
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  Speaker 2: The world all right. This guy has developed a sadly
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  Speaker 2: negative reputation in the business for his absurd and over
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  Speaker 2: the top sports takes that many say, are farcical and
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  Speaker 2: not meant to be taken seriously, and frankly, it's a
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  Speaker 2: shame what he's doing to our proud sports talk industry.
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  Speaker 5: But then again, he does.
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  Speaker 2: Co host, you know, the relatively low rated The Odd Couple,
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  Speaker 2: but it's on competitive radio, which makes him part of
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  Speaker 2: the Fox Sports Radio family league. Go on that note,
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  Speaker 2: Rob Barco, welcome back to the show.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back, Rob.
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  Speaker 6: What are you going to be nice to be for
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  Speaker 6: a change? I come on your show. All you guys
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  Speaker 6: do is rip off.
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  Speaker 2: Everything we said was nice, as they say the truth
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  Speaker 2: hurts exactly. But look, look we're here to talk business
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  Speaker 2: with you. You know you got your show on Fox
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  Speaker 2: Sports Radio.
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  Speaker 5: Have you been dealing with this clown Scott Shapiro? This executive?
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  Speaker 5: Do you know him?
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  Speaker 6: Clown? What clown? Are you? Scott Shapiro? He's the salt
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  Speaker 6: of the earth. I mean that guy, are you kidding us?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 8: I usually when he walks in front of me, rose
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  Speaker 8: pedals in front, I mean.
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  Speaker 5: Are you ask kisser?
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  Speaker 2: You know? All right, let me tell you about this
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  Speaker 2: this guy. He comes to us and he says, we
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  Speaker 2: need to do more to promote this show. We told
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  Speaker 2: this Shapiro guy, we said, buy us a sixty second
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  Speaker 2: Super Bowl commercial? You know, this clown says, He says
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  Speaker 2: that's not in the show budget and that they've already
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  Speaker 2: sold out. Doesn't that concern you that, you know, a
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  Speaker 2: member of Fox Sports Radio doesn't want to promote a show.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I.
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  Speaker 8: Understand you're right about promotion, but a Super Bowl spot?
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  Speaker 6: What do you, guys? Create a super you know much
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  Speaker 6: that cause?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you just make that money back like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you get the viewers billions of big get a
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  Speaker 2: billion viewers?
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  Speaker 5: Done?
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  Speaker 6: Boom, Yeah, a billion viewers. That's what you think you
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  Speaker 6: get off with Superbowl commercial? Guys?
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  Speaker 8: I mean you're unrealistic. Why are you picking on Scott?
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  Speaker 8: He's trying to promote your show, Help you guys, And
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  Speaker 8: all you got doing is I don't know what.
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  Speaker 2: You're talking about. By the way, just your camera framing show.
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  Speaker 2: You're working with half a head right now. You know
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  Speaker 2: your brain's chopped off and your answers are showing that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there you go. Now he's back in his place.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Look, yeah, I feel like I'm Martin Scorsese up in here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: let's move to other topics less important but still interesting.
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  Speaker 2: You know, people are saying the Eagles suck rob which
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  Speaker 2: is true, but we think it's because the coaching staff
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  Speaker 2: took our advice. You know, we said on this show,
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  Speaker 2: as you know, we said, don't try and win and
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  Speaker 2: get home field advantage. Lose the games and get road
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  Speaker 2: field advanced. Right now, Look, instead of playing on Monday
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  Speaker 2: night and Philly in front of that hostile home crowd
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  Speaker 2: and cold weather, they're in Tampa, warm, seventy ulna craze
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  Speaker 2: against a team that kids believe.
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  Speaker 6: That that makes sense and you don't want a home
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  Speaker 6: game in the NFL. They've blown it. They took your advice.
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  Speaker 6: What would you tell him to play on the rest
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  Speaker 6: of all?
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  Speaker 2: You wait till I set you up with a question. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Remember when they were ten and one and they were
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  Speaker 6: Steve roling and winning all those game, still unbeatable at home.
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  Speaker 8: Now you're saying because they had a terrible finish to
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  Speaker 8: the season, I mean it was stinky, an awful finish.
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  Speaker 8: Now their punishment is that they have to go to
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  Speaker 8: Tampa Bay. Have you ever been to Mons Venus at
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  Speaker 8: Tampa Bay. It's not the best strip club in the world.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just saying, Oh, Tampa.
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  Speaker 2: Bay, this might be the time we've agreed. You go Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 2: Script Club's best in the whole world. Take it from
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  Speaker 2: me and Tony, especially Tony. It's totally worth a Technis
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  Speaker 2: shot you have to get each time you're gone.
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  Speaker 5: You need anis shot after that.
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  Speaker 8: I just wish that some of those strippers would shave
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  Speaker 8: before they come out for the performance.
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  Speaker 2: Again, way off topic here, Rob's Venus.
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  Speaker 6: Rob, I have been to Mon's Venus a few times.
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  Speaker 8: My god. I mean, I don't know who had a
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  Speaker 8: worse five o'clock shot on the striper or me.
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  Speaker 2: I think they're going to put you on mons Pluto
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  Speaker 2: for that. Yeah, yeah, you're not. I don't think you're
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  Speaker 2: going to be welcome back there for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Don't begin to be welcome back on the air anytime soon,
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  Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, I think we should use a journalistic
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  Speaker 2: judgment and change go back to football, right, go back.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly, let's stay this is a sports show. You want
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  Speaker 5: to talk all that other stuff. That's why we get
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  Speaker 5: the higher ratings. That's what we do.
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  Speaker 2: We do think the Eagles, you know, look, even though
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  Speaker 2: they following our strategy, they did make some clear coaching mistakes,
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  Speaker 2: Tony Tael, Rob, Rob.
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  Speaker 5: You know they always say never trust a man with
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  Speaker 5: two first names. Their defensive coordinator is Matt Patricia. That
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  Speaker 5: should have been a sign right there. This is why
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  Speaker 5: we wanted to get your perspective here, because you know,
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  Speaker 5: Parker is also sometimes a first name. Don't you think
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  Speaker 5: that makes you untrustworthy?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, Rob, Parker, I'm the most trustworthy guy out there.
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  Speaker 6: Parker is the last name.
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  Speaker 8: All these hippies and Parker.
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  Speaker 5: Thea lewis.
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  Speaker 2: Now you see you can't even trust that goofy answer there?
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  Speaker 5: You know, Yeah, let's keep going coaching firings.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the Commanders they fired Ron Rivera, which, as
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  Speaker 2: you are probably aware, was just a terrible mistake. Horrible,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Tony, Just explain because Rob seems a little
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  Speaker 2: confused by that comment.
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  Speaker 5: Just explain why, Rob. As they say, you can't move
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  Speaker 5: forward until you hit rock bottom. The Commanders were ranked
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  Speaker 5: dead last in defense, and that was thanks to Ron
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  Speaker 5: Rivera and his great coaching. Don't you think this firing
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  Speaker 5: was premature?
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  Speaker 8: Premature? I mean that team is god awful, are you kid?
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  Speaker 8: I don't know whether they Commanders or the commodores. I
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  Speaker 8: was looking for Lionel Rinchie to be the quarterback.
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  Speaker 5: Come on with the topical references.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just saying, I know you see this gray hair.
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  Speaker 5: Up next Peaches in her people.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, I'm Kasey Case and I'm counting down the fifty
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  Speaker 8: biggest hits in the US of A.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Yeah, you're counting down to something, but it's
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  Speaker 2: not the good take. I'll tell you that much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: where do you get your references? American Bandstand?
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  Speaker 5: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? You know, call me Don Cornelius. I don't know
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  Speaker 6: what to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know what I can tell you. You're on
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  Speaker 2: a soul train to the back end of this show
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  Speaker 2: with these terrible takes. Yeah right, let's talk Cowboys Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: You know they host the Packers and for some bizarre reason,
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  Speaker 2: rob the betting lines have the Cowboys favored by seven
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  Speaker 2: and a half. When you compare Jordan lovestats to Dak Prescott's,
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  Speaker 2: there's one stat that shows that love is much better.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: And of course we're talking about.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: You may be confused there as usual, you look confused.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Intended passyards rye Ay advanced metric that count passyards whether
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: the pass was completed or incomplete. So doesn't it make
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: sense that Jordan is at least better because he at
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: least intends to throw more air yards?
• 18:08
  Speaker 9: I ain't y bro, No, that's another dumb uh pencil
• 18:13
  Speaker 9: geek guy who came up with some ridiculous stat They
• 18:17
  Speaker 9: didn't make the play I intended.
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: Who knows how many yards was gonna go?
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: And are they estimating that if the guy caught the
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: ball he was going to run thirty more yards?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, you know, or like if he overthrew it
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: by twenty yards, Well you know that's on the receiver, not.
• 18:32
  Speaker 8: That it was his intent that judicial I got it.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's in the judicial system. Intent matters.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: You know, if someone intends to murder someone, well that's
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: how much murder I intend.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: I intend not to come on this show anymore.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: If you keep oh yeah, you intend to not come
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: on this show.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Well we got good news, will Yeah, I'll give you
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: another intended pass. We're gonna pass you to an empty
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: phone line, because yeah, because get off they strip.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Club South of Never trust somebody with the first names
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: up off the show? Is he off the line? Jay,
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: hang up the phone.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: You're never having that clown on this show again. Yeah,
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: we just got robbed of ten minutes. Good one there,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Tony and does not let him ruin, which was a
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: terrific show. Of course, we want to thank our good
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: friends at Morrison's gaff of deer.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Thank you. Oh you kidding me.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: I don't want Morrison's I want less of him.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, producing, Jane.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: What do you want?
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: You go?
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: What corrections?
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: What hurry up?
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: You said Jordan Love is better than Dak because he
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: has thrown for more intended air yards.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, real stat Bro numbers never lie, bro.
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but you're clearly just cherry picking one stat and
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: a useless one. Dak has Jordan Love beat in almost
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: every other category.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well I'm gonna have you beat in the
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: parking lot. Yeah, and you know who's cherry You're not
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: picking every woman on the Planetoo, You're done?
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no?
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: What second?
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: What you were concerned about? Eagles defensive back Darius Slay
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: saying the team's record is oh and.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Bro, the team's eleven and six.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he should know his team's record.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's clearly saying that it's like the season is
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: starting over. That was pretty clear. To pretty much everyone
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: else but you.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you want a talk record, I'm going
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: to break the record for most times stabbing a producer.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you know who won't have a record us
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: because the judge is gonna thank us. Yeah. Oh we undone, No,
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: it's it no, no, why hurry up?
• 21:02
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• 21:05
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• 21:09
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• 21:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, good for the show. It's called promotion. Bro.
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: A sixty second super Bowl commercial will cost about fifteen
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: million dollars, so that'd be an awful business decision.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, I know a great business decision incinerating
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: your body.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah you know what would cost fifteen million dollars and
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: last sixty seconds. Any girl who agrees to sleep with
• 21:36
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• 21:41
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• 21:45
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• 21:50
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• 22:01
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• 22:04
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• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Follow and Dony, great job as.
• 22:08
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• 22:13
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