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FULL SHOW: Awards Night, With The Fellas · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hod Ake You Big Show Show Show thanks to
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  Speaker 1: crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburger. It's time
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  Speaker 1: to go euphasize.
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  Speaker 2: This is the biggest, biggest fist. This is the biggest, our,
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  Speaker 2: biggest shot big show.
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  Speaker 3: With Jason Howick, Night Minogue and Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: I'll get at your mad bus.
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  Speaker 4: It's great to have your company on this Thursday afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: It is the fourth of June twenty twenty sixth and you,
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  Speaker 4: my friends, as always listening to the Big Show brought
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  Speaker 4: to you by Rebururger.
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  Speaker 3: Serving good times and good food Dina or take away
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  Speaker 3: Reburger today. Yeah, yeam yam yam, yea yam yam, yam yam.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of which, get a murgy is Studhou's life again,
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  Speaker 4: Pretty Crazzy your mad dog, you're six on them a
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  Speaker 4: b man.
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  Speaker 5: I'm excited. Yeah, you know, big day for big day
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  Speaker 5: for the big show there and we're going to be
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  Speaker 5: doing a radio awards special today. Well I guess it's
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  Speaker 5: Radio and Podcast Awards special. Yes, it is today, that's
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  Speaker 5: happening to. We're going to put out glad rags on
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  Speaker 5: and we'll be getting along there and hopefully walking away
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  Speaker 5: with a silver were Fellows.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, I've been doing this a long
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  Speaker 4: time and I've never won anything, and that's just an outrage.
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  Speaker 2: As this a long time and I don't think I've
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  Speaker 2: been nominated for anything. Outrage. It absolutely is an outrage.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't really been doing it for that line. I'm
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  Speaker 3: just happy to be there, Fellas. It's me old Keyesy
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  Speaker 3: here he is here, I am you notice I've already
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  Speaker 3: got my glad rags on.
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  Speaker 2: You think what you're looking? Sharp? Really good?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Really really koiffed? How you doing security as well?
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  Speaker 3: I was doing look like I'm doing security.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you could pass it, you know.
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  Speaker 4: I am stocky a Louis Viaton store or something out
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  Speaker 4: the front there they do?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, is it my as my hivers? Is that what
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  Speaker 3: the issue is a little bit of that? Yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 3: I'll lose the hivers now.
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  Speaker 4: Fellows, just in regards to the awards, are how do
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  Speaker 4: you fancy our chances? Well, we're going to get into it.
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  Speaker 4: Look the whole show today. Traditionally you'd asked me what's
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  Speaker 4: on the show today? Let me just say it's going
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  Speaker 4: to be New Zealand Radio and Podcast Awards. Water Wall
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  Speaker 4: it's a special. Yes, we're going to get into it shortly.
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  Speaker 4: We'll talk about who else is nominated with us and
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  Speaker 4: how we think we're going to go, and we'll also
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  Speaker 4: ask the audience as well where they think that we're
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  Speaker 4: going to finish the grand scheme. I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: we want to do that, but I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 4: I really want, the victory, and I'm prepared to do
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  Speaker 4: anything to get it.
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  Speaker 2: Same. I'm sick of it, man, I'm sick of second best.
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  Speaker 3: What have you tried switching up your style, your radio style,
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  Speaker 3: maybe doing something different?
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  Speaker 2: Yep, Jason, because you've been doing it for so long now, Jason,
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  Speaker 2: you've won nothing, so surely that tells you something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you keep doing the same Yeah, yeah, yeah, how.
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  Speaker 2: Deep you know?
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  Speaker 3: They're just joking around, man, I reckon. We still should
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  Speaker 3: try and get in touch with some of the other
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  Speaker 3: radio and podcasts out there and try and like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: staunch them out of.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, give them the eyeball. Yeah, you're not bad.
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  Speaker 1: Key Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodkove.
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  Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this week Thursday evening. Now,
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  Speaker 4: as mentioned at the top of the show, it's a
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  Speaker 4: big night for the Big Show Fellas Radio Awards and
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  Speaker 4: we've had a few nominations.
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  Speaker 3: We certainly have Jason some awards music for the Big
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  Speaker 3: Radio Awards special that we're doing currently a Mogi yeah man,
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  Speaker 3: it's going on. We just started. But yeah, so we're
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  Speaker 3: up for best New Talent on here Big Sandy's our
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  Speaker 3: day show host, Best New Talent. That's not us, man, No,
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  Speaker 3: it's part of the family.
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  Speaker 2: Just what I just want. I just want me what
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  Speaker 2: I'm in.
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  Speaker 3: Best Music Feature The Goat. We helped out with that.
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  Speaker 2: What do we do for that? It was really good.
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  Speaker 3: We're part of it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, we better get that one up against.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be able to tell you has done anything
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  Speaker 3: else that I you know, like The Goat. That's the
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  Speaker 3: one man, the Biggie.
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  Speaker 2: It's the greatest of all time.
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  Speaker 3: Best comedy podcast, The Huducky Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Now that's the one you want.
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  Speaker 3: We're up against some heavy hitters in that one though, Fellers,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not confident. He who we got Flitch, warn and Hailey.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, man, there one of the bigger shows in
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  Speaker 3: New Zealand.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: In terms of comedy podcasts, do the Extra five or
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  Speaker 5: six minutes of the start, I think, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. We're also up against Tom Sainsbury's small Town Scandal,
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  Speaker 3: which is one in the past.
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  Speaker 2: There's one in the past, I mean once enough into
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  Speaker 2: a TV show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, which is a good sign for him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I mean it's moved on from the play.
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  Speaker 2: They don't really need to focus on that.
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  Speaker 3: No, they still are though, And then there's a couple
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  Speaker 3: of others in there as well, which I don't think
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  Speaker 3: are worth mentioning, to be honest. Those are our two
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  Speaker 3: main opposition Okay, yes, so we've got to take them down.
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  Speaker 3: Best marketing campaign. We're up for, oh wow, holding the
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  Speaker 3: International Comedy Festival when we we did the Old Night
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  Speaker 3: of Culture there, Yes, and we did a few other things.
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  Speaker 2: If we don't whin that, I'll be film, wouldn't you really? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you can get or take it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Best sponsorship or partnership Reburger in the Big show.
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  Speaker 4: Boy.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's going to take some beating that one, Yeah, totally,
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  Speaker 3: you know, ma, because we were doing the thing where
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  Speaker 3: we'd be like, that's going to take some beating.
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  Speaker 5: That's clever, stay and we can do it again now
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  Speaker 5: because they're back on board, We're gonna do it again.
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  Speaker 3: Then started again, start from the beginning again. Sorry, the
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  Speaker 3: Royalty Free Music is just stopped. That was going to
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  Speaker 3: start again. There's a different track, Best Station Trailer, Best
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  Speaker 3: Community Campaign, Dayan Lou which is coming back doing that.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 3: Do we care about having a finalist nomination for digital
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  Speaker 3: content producer Dylan Dilly Big Dilly will the office?
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  Speaker 2: Do we care about her? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: It's really he's very young.
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  Speaker 2: He's very young and whole life in front of him.
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  Speaker 3: If he wins, are we doing him all?
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  Speaker 2: We'll be happy for him, but you know it's not
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  Speaker 2: important to us.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, okay, But I mean, how do we improve
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  Speaker 4: our chances here?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we could have weekly meetings and go through our
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  Speaker 3: content plan and figure out what we're doing wrong.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, in the short term tonight we can call
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  Speaker 5: up the other people. I just think we just wrung
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  Speaker 5: them up and how they think they're going to gain
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  Speaker 5: they go.
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  Speaker 2: We wish them all the whatever happens happens. Man, What
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  Speaker 2: an honor it is just to be nominated?
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  Speaker 3: All right, Let's well, let's do it. Let's try to
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  Speaker 3: track down a phone number for Vaughan from Fletchford and
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  Speaker 3: Haley or potentially Tom Sainsbury's because we could staunch him out. Yeah, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: Man the Wold Aching Big Show with Mike and Keysy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hod Ike.
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  Speaker 4: There on the radio, hold on Key Big Show this
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  Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: Fellas big news.
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  Speaker 3: Breaking news, Yes, okay.
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  Speaker 1: This.
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  Speaker 2: Is breaking news.
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  Speaker 5: I've got a new car. Oh, Mugie's gone and done it.
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  Speaker 5: He's splashed out. He's got himself a new car. And
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  Speaker 5: I got to say it's better than It's better than
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  Speaker 5: I could possibly have imagined.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, because you got a new car with it last
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  Speaker 3: year for your wife. I she got a new LV.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't get it for my wife, Keysy.
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  Speaker 5: She's perfectly capable of getting herself job, et cetera.
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  Speaker 3: Did you do all the admin on that?
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  Speaker 5: No, she does all the admin on that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 5: Because I sort of find myself drifting off. You don't care,
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  Speaker 5: so I yeah, she did all that, and she's got
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  Speaker 5: that car the only time it's sort of and it's
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  Speaker 5: an electric car, keys fully electric. Our timing was pretty
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  Speaker 5: good given the state of things. Yes, we are saving
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  Speaker 5: a lot of money. The only time it seems to
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  Speaker 5: be my car is when we go to use it
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  Speaker 5: and it's got three percent better tree left, and I
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  Speaker 5: have to be the one to take it down to
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  Speaker 5: the server to charge it up. So sit and sit
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  Speaker 5: in the car for half an hour while it charges up.
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  Speaker 5: And it's quite The weird thing about it is it's
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  Speaker 5: kind of like a lawn mowing situation.
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  Speaker 2: Jason.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, well, you pretend you don't like mowing the lawn,
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  Speaker 5: so it feels like you're contributing something to the house
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  Speaker 5: against your will. But really you love it because you
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  Speaker 5: get half an hour to yourself scrolling through the reels.
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  Speaker 2: Baby.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was going to say, it's like half our
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  Speaker 4: time out for yourself making it coffee, maybe a sausage roll.
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  Speaker 5: It's exactly what I do. I get myself a pie
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  Speaker 5: and one of those little chicken ey tender bath. I've
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  Speaker 5: now also got a brand new car as well, so
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  Speaker 5: I'm feeling pretty specih.
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  Speaker 3: Whit sweet? So did you go for a second ev Or?
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  Speaker 5: I went for a new Teeter, a new Teeter which
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  Speaker 5: is bloody good on the gas.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like having a similar to your old one.
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  Speaker 2: Same well similar, yeah, similar, bit different because it's got
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  Speaker 2: the different engine. In it. So we went ahead and
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  Speaker 2: we did that.
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  Speaker 3: So so the breaking news is that the new engine
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  Speaker 3: you said you were putting in your tee that has
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  Speaker 3: now been put in your teeter.
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  Speaker 2: And it worked. But it works because you never know,
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  Speaker 2: do you.
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  Speaker 3: It's sort of like a.
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  Speaker 2: Or a lung transplant, a heart transplant, that's more like it,
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  Speaker 2: because the engine, Keezy, is the beating heart of the car.
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  Speaker 2: Did you bleed it? Did you bleed it out before
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  Speaker 2: you put it in?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my keys he did with his mateor bike the
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  Speaker 2: other day.
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  Speaker 3: Those are the broskno a few times.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, yeah, you instilled it. Oh yeah, yeah, far right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that's aweso. Yeah no, I put it one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 6: It cost me eight hundred bucks for the engine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'll tell you what was though. This is interesting though.
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  Speaker 5: I got the engine off the guy there. He said,
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  Speaker 5: I've had a yan to a guy. I can now
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  Speaker 5: get you one which has got forty five thousand k's
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  Speaker 5: on the clock.
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  Speaker 3: For eight hundred bucks, so less than the Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: that's amazing.
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  Speaker 5: A new car really yeah yeah, And then it turned
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  Speaker 5: up and he goes, yes, not bad, ninety eight thousand k's.
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  Speaker 5: So what so he got one that was twice as old.
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  Speaker 5: We've been run through twice as much run through as
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  Speaker 5: the term I used for it, right, and and expected
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  Speaker 5: to get paid the same amount.
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  Speaker 2: That's outrageous. It is outrageous.
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  Speaker 3: Is this another bone to pick?
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  Speaker 2: Another bone to pick? Well? That yeah, okay, So anyway,
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  Speaker 2: I paid them nothing and you did it yourself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and I did it myself.
• 10:24
  Speaker 5: So yeah, if anybody wants to buy a Nissan Tea
• 10:27
  Speaker 5: now to sale is as weird as just sort of
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  Speaker 5: packed up on blocks outside my house, right, Okay.
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: So it's the Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: Tune in four on Radio Hodach. The Sons of Hodache
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: led to see who wants to ride with the street Dogs.
• 10:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bloody exciting stuff actually, felt us. Of course that's
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  Speaker 4: going to be drawn tomorrow morning. On the Breakfast Show,
• 10:54
  Speaker 4: we give away our second electric, brand new motorbike.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, street Dog fifty or a street I'll get sared,
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  Speaker 3: depending on if you've got your Murtorbike license or your
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  Speaker 3: full license one hundred percent made and built and run
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: here in New Zealand f fty in motion. Bloody Keil
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  Speaker 3: looking by because they look like classic cafe races, feelers.
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  Speaker 2: There's sick men. Can I put it to you that way?
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  Speaker 4: There's sick Well, you were saying on the show yesterday, Mogi,
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  Speaker 4: you were seriously considering getting one.
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  Speaker 5: I really am. I was keen as soon as they
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  Speaker 5: came through. And now I just sort of think it's
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  Speaker 5: one of those things where I'm trying to find a
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  Speaker 5: way for.
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  Speaker 2: It to not make sense. It just makes sense. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm just going to have to do it and
• 11:29
  Speaker 5: then explain myself to the missus later.
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  Speaker 3: I think, why don't you put yourself why don't you
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  Speaker 3: listen out for the kid to call yes and getting
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  Speaker 3: the drawer for this one we're giving away to morow Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think anyone would have a problem with that.
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  Speaker 3: All right, It.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds like, hey, let's go to the phone lines. Good
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: a Dan, your mad bastard?
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  Speaker 2: How's life? Thanks?
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  Speaker 3: Good?
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  Speaker 2: Good on you? Dan? What do you do for a crash?
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  Speaker 3: Mate? I work in the finance industry?
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  Speaker 2: Bank are you? You're a shocking bastard? Mate, shock a bastard?
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  Speaker 2: Since then, splitting around the edges of what he did, well.
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: Actually, Dan, that could be an issue because we're actually
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  Speaker 3: plotting a bank robbery is out with our gang.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe you could be our inside man? Would you help us? Possibly? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I love it because I know people that work for banks,
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: and any joking about robbing banks is like really frowned upon.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: Who knows all the ins and outs? Don't you worry
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  Speaker 2: about that?
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: Which particular bank and branch do you work for?
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  Speaker 1: Day?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Good stuff?
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  Speaker 3: All right, Dan, you hold the liner, I will put
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  Speaker 3: you onto pugs. You're in the drawer, Thanks very much.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: Get a demo, your mad bastard? How's life o? Great?
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Good? Thanks mate? Good? What do you do for a
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: cruss demo? On a national count company? Company? Tell me, Damo,
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: have you ever owned a motorbike? I'm owning a farm.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever had the joy of riding? Bitch?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: That would be calling true.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Damo, did you say you're an account manager? Do
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  Speaker 3: you reckon? You can help our gang when it comes
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: to selling all our legal drugs? Man?
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, we needed we need in the gang.
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  Speaker 3: All right, you're in the drawer to dam you hold
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  Speaker 3: the line?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: Good luck, thank god, good on your mate? Sorry mate,
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: tomorrow morning.
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: Eh, tomorrow morning, someone wins one of those awesome ifty
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: in motion street Dog electric murder bikes. Seriously, I implore
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  Speaker 3: you go online, have a look and customize your own one.
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: It's pretty bloody cool what they can do for you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Man, speaking of cool, r e m Yeah, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: the Darchy Big.
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  Speaker 1: Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in on radio.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Are em there on the radio.
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  Speaker 4: Hold Archy Big Show this Tuesday evening. But right now
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: it's time four What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, Fellows As a discust, I spent a fair amount
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  Speaker 5: of time over the weekend, the long weekend King's Birthday,
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: watching a bunch of sports Dooco Mentores on Netflix. There
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: it's the Untold series. I just ended up searching Untold
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  Speaker 5: and then sort of powering through a whole heap of them.
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: This one was the story of Johnny football Man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, very good, very good because he was touted for greatness.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: He was he was touted for greatness. So this is
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: a young quarterback Coddy j over there in the us
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: of A. Yes, and he's a pretty special player. He
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: went to a sort of a highly discipline sort of
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: New Zealand. We would call it a college over there
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: as a high school. Then out the back of that,
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  Speaker 5: he went into a university and took his team on
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: his shoulders to glory. Really they didn't win titles, but
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  Speaker 5: he won the Heisman Trophy, which is he is the
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: only player ever to win that as a as a freshman,
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  Speaker 5: which is the best player in the whole division, in
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: the whole competition. And it's pretty interesting stuff because he
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: gets he starts feeling pretty entitled pretty quick, and so
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  Speaker 5: he should because in those days, and I feel like
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: it might have changed in the last year or two,
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  Speaker 5: college players aren't allowed to earn any money. Now this,
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  Speaker 5: this this particular university made something in the vicinity of
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: I think I'm right here of seven hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 5: million dollars off the back of him selling his jersey,
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  Speaker 5: his jersey number.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: That the donations that went to the college as a
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: result of how well they do all this sort of stuff.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: The players don't get one cent of it.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Wow. They're playing in front of one hundred thousand people
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: every single week.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: It's an US watching. It's it's modern slavery. It's a disgrace,
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: it's disgusting. So he decides, well, he doesn't like that,
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: so he goes out and starts doing signing sessions and
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: before you know it, he's flying in private jets. He's
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: getting himself in all sorts of trouble because he's making
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: all this money. And then they just came up him
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: and his best mate with a story that he was
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: never signing anything that anything that was there because they
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: came up with a fake signature. So when people said,
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: you go, oh, that's not my signature, and he said
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: the reason why he had all this money was because
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: his family were rich. They come from an oil, which
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: was a complete lie. Right, So he got let off, right,
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: he's got completely enough. Then he went into the big league,
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: went into the NFL, lost at drugs, alcohol, complete disgrace.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: All the way through his high school, he was doing that.
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: Through Uni, he was doing that as well. He wasn't
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: turned up to trainings or anything like that, and he
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: completely blew out within about a year and a half
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: and he got worse and worse. And now I think
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: he's thirty four odd and is just getting himself back
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: on the rails. Now football, Johnny football are really entertaining.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: It's a pretty had to ruin his wife to entertain
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: me for about sort of seventy odd minutes, but well
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: worth it.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: How many busies I was a go three and a half.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: But it's really interesting.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: It's good stuff.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: They didn't they used to call you Johnny Radio Jason.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, they still do keasy. It's interesting. There's quite a
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: few sort.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Of quarterback sort of stories, you know, gone wrong kind
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: of thing, because they're the superstars generally of an any
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: team appreciate.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: For example, who else I can't remember.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: There's another documentary I watch and that he was the
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: same character side or.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: On his shoulders O. J.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Simpson. Oh J. Simpson was wide receiver.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: It was a really weird thing to say position.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: But yeah, sportsmen getting themselves into all sorts.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: Of well you get all of the money, all of
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: the attention, mate, Oh my god, you got good.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Fella's pretty crazy life. We've actually run out of time.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Look what did you watch?
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I watched this very.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Holds.
• 17:56
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• 18:00
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• 18:37
  Speaker 3: after five?
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Well, listen, We're going to make a few phone calls.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Just talk to a few of the other participants in
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: tonight's radio awards.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Also, I just want to finalize what we're doing with
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: the speeches.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: You know who's saying when we win? You know what
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I mean and what we're thinking of saying.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think we should because I think the
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: problem that people have is if once you get up
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: on the Mic, especially with the three of us being
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: available to talk. Pugs will be up there too, but
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: he obviously isn't allowed to talk because talent. Yeah, you
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: don't want to be talking. You don't want one person
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: going on for then going and wanting to talk about
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: the same thing over.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: There is nothing more tedious than people just banging on.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: We've got to wrap this up with me to be
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: going to the old five o'clock news man.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, the whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 19:30
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• 19:32
  Speaker 2: I can here welcome back in a massive Bagbones.
• 19:34
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• 20:04
  Speaker 5: We aren't participating in these lives anymore. Jase, you bring
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: great shame on Reburger with this kind of chat.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: You can ask my wife Maggie, well, yeah, out at
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: the moment, she's pretty busy.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: She's got a phone on it because you know she
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: owns a mobile, so all good. Yeah, but she's just
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: I think we'll call it.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Actually I just takes it her before and she said
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: she's otherwise engaged at the moment.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: But call her maybe seven seven thirty issue, just.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Checking to see if I've actually got her number, because
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: we could call him. Yeah, yeah, it's called he literally
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: call him right now, right and see whether they did
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: or not have Reburger.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, I tell you what's coming up, Fellas.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: It's your last chance, Jase, you want to admit that
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: you didn't have it last Tell me what's.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Coming up Old Vaughan from Fletch Vaughn and Haley. Hopefully
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: he's going to answer his bloody phone and we can
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: have a little chitty chat about the radio watch tonight.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: I haven't got her phone number, Okay, I've got it here.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I've just found it.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Are you sure you want to.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: She is actually working? Yeah, we all know that, No,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: she is, she's working.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: This is your chance to This is your chance to
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: just admit that you man.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: She's working at forward. Oh that's a bug up blank. Yeah,
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: we'll try later on.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, try later in the show.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: That's not for hungry children. Give a kid a blanket?
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: What do you mean, well, you don't give a kid
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: a blanket who's hungry.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: No, they're not hungry, they're just cold.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, are you sure you don't want to meet you
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: didn't eat Reburger?
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Totally, totally, man, it was.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Delic The Hlarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
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  Speaker 1: tune in.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Four on Radio Live.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: There on the radio, Holdlarky Big Show. This rather moody
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Thursday evening.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: As we've been.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Banging on about all show. It's the Radio Awards tonight.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: We thought it would be really nice, didn't. We fellas
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: to ring the other finalists in the categories that we're
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: finalists and with that in mind our best comedy podcast.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hailey, Fleetchy and.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Vaughn were nominated and Vaorn than Mad Barstard it has
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: decided to have a chat with us.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Good a Vaughn House life mate. You're mad Bar's good.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: You must be uh party, hell, you must be nervous
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: as hell? Are you.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Shaking him?
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Shaking him a slip on?
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: To be honest, A hell of a category and with
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: you three flollers up there, I tell you what we're
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: going to be. We're up against the stiff competition.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: We just also got Tom Sainsbury in the category with
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: us as well.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Never never heard of him neither, man.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I wish him.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: I wish him well, and he sounds like a young
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: fellow with a bright future. Wait, look, Vaughn, cat I
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: keazy here, men hope you're will CAZy?
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Is that a yes?
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: No?
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I don't want to comment on the state of my
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: house or men mental health and well being at this moment, CAZy.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: But back to you, okay, fair enough, just quickly, man.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: I mean you've been in radio for a long time.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Obviously not as long as jas, but some would say
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: too long. So would say you've been talking to what
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: are these these radio awards?
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: When you win a big award, because we have we
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: yet to win one, Vaughn, you know what does it
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: do for sort of you and your profile and the
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: show in general.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Absolutely nothing.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: It's a huge industry circle jerk there, Kazy, and it
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: means nothing. And when it comes to your next pay negotiations,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: management will conveniently forget that you've one a of these
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: in a row.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, to be honest, you know, I mean you you
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: sort of brush it off because you know you've had,
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: as you say, eight years in a row. You've been
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: involved in an industry circle jerke. I haven't had a
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: circle jerk for I don't know how many years, And
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: I would love to get involved in a circle.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Jerke tonight, involved in a circle jerk.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've actually never been involved in a circle jerk either.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've been doing radio for a long time, Vaughn,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: I've been in a radio circle jerk, hoidy jay.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: But surely you've taken in an industry circle.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Jet on an industry one, but just not a radio one.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Is that like a circle jerk on an industrial scales
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: an industry.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I have never had such sure a sore shoulders. But listen, Vaughan, mate,
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: if you fellows have won so many awards over the years,
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: haven't Yeah, you're probably over it now, I'd say, I
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: mean awards moored. Yeah, get to the poor.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: That's getting expensive putting up a new shelf.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: So I'm you know, if it was up to.
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: Me, I'd be more than happy to pass a bad
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: time to three young sex flollers yourself.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: So really to take it to the next to the next.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Step, really well, we just sort of thought five years
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: and maybe it's about time we take something home. So,
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: you know, the only way that we're going to shaften
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: up our chances is if there's less nominees in the category.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: So we thought, if you don't withdraw, how about we
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: smack you over.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: It's all sort of a scratching of sort there. You
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: don't need to.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Sell, Yeah, you don't need to say why horn, You
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: just quietly withdraw your name from you know, from the
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: ticket as it were. I mean, you've got such a
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: great career. It would be such a shame for it
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: to end. You know what I'm saying.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Man, it's quit while on the head, sort of quit
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: now before before there's a laugh, is what you say.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Now, but while you're still healthy, you know what I mean.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: It's still fed between the lines here all man. We
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: don't want to you know, are you going tonight? You
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: are going?
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Eh?
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: For the brief assign I'll put in my contract of
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: obligation time at the awards and then believe it.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Right, we're kind of saying, if you don't pull out,
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: then we might have to take you aside and just
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: sort of, you know, rough, We're not rough yet, not.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Just you, but all three of you. Yeah, you know
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: that's actually fair enough.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: And if I got me out of the actual headings,
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: through the actual award ceremony and happily take a pre
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: pre ceremony hiding.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: In the bathroom, Well, I'll tell you what, bourn I
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: this is.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: As I say, it's our fifth year, and Jason and
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: I have never been to this awards. Jason's been ready
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: for probably twelve years. He's never been. This is my
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: fifth year. I've never been, so this will be my
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: first time. The way you're talking it up, brother, it
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: sounds like a great ev.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hell of it, the hell of a time.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Hell of it. If you can last long enough, you
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: get the voted to the you know, the the last level,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: if you will, the golden the Golden circle. Jerk and
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: it's Hoskins is always there. He's a regular participant.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got your Hskins, you've got your lushes, you
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: know the big names.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, wells of course he's he's quiet, but he's
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: always present.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Oh he's jerking, yeah, one hundred percent. All right, so Vaughn,
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: So just so we'll let you go mate, you're a
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: busy man. But just so we're in agreeance. You're going
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: to withdraw from that category, aren't you. Yeah, count me
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: and scratched.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Get out your Friday your your Friday flash and your
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: best bits and scratches from the ticket.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, it's good. Good luck for to night.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Vorn you the best.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Well, you know you just told me I'm now Yeah,
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: that's that's the same, right, yeah, right right, got your lads, Yeah,
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: good good stuff.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: In four on radio indeed radio head here on the
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Well we're going to talk about something else, but I've
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: I've just thrown a flag in here. We called an
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: audible as I say in American football. James, I just
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: want to know, man, are you all good?
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: GM You're good?
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fellas, I'm great. What do you ask?
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: The reason why I ask is because you've turned up
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: here today and that Sally's Salvation Army suit, which is great.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Thanks man. Yeah, because we go to the radio awards
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: after the show. Yeah, so anyone's going to look, what's awesome.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: My wife bought it for me for ten bucks. Ten
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: ten bucks. Wow.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: And so what's happened is You've come in here to
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: the studio and just now I've witnessed you sitting there
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: looking around behind you on your back of your chair
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: and then on the floor, and I could tell from
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: looking at the you that you were looking for your jacket.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I recognized that sort of lost look.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: Yes, it's that sort of active senility where you don't
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: know quite what's going on in the world. Because wilderment
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: if you will, because I look the same often.
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: And so I said to you, no, Jays, you hung
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: your jacket up ten minutes ago. It's on a coat
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: hook out there in the other room. And you said, oh, yeah,
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: that's right.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Then you said I was just looking for my jacket,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, I know, mate, we're just
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: chatting about it.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: And then he went out there and put the jacket on,
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: then came in, then went out to the office porta drink,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: came in here and then took the jacket off and
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: then hung it up again.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: And when I tell you. This is in the space
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: of six minutes. I'm not lying.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: What's up? What's going on?
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to be honest with you, fellows. I'm
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: a little bit concerned. It's just I'm breaking out in
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: hot flushes every now and then.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Right, so you get really hot randomly.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: You know, and you we can all agree on this.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: In the studio at the moment, she's all over the
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: place temperature wise, why not at the.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Moment it's been absolutely Megan.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Wearing a jacket. And then I'll go, Jesus is a
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: bit steamy in here, so I'll take my jacket off.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: And in my defense, I hung my.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Jacket up over the back of the chair initially, which
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: is why I looked around to see if it was
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: still there, forgetting, of course, that i'd hung it up
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: on the you know, the clothes hanger and Studio.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: B, the troubler courses.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: That's not a defense because you had hung it up
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: on a coat hanger out in Studio B.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: But that's why I initially, because initially I hung it there.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: But you know, at night too, I'm waking up with
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: the sheets are just ropes, so I'm covered in sweat.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Mood yeah, really totally.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: One minute, I can be the nicest guy on planet
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Earth the next just biting your head off.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what about this?
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: So was it you hot flushes? Yes?
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: You get those regularly all the time, man, I'm having
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: one as we speak. And night sweats, night sweats?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Do you have problems sleeping.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: All the time? Man?
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah? What about mood changes or irritability?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Well, that's what I was just saying. Keasy.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Do you ever feel fatigued all the time? Man, Just
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: chill out, man, it's all g headaches, migrains. No, okay,
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: that's good. Reduced libido, oh yeah, definitely. No, Okay, that's well,
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: that's the other thing that's gone completely. Hay what meddleabido?
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: It's through the roof for it. It is through the roof, right, okay?
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Literally? Sometimes?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: What about memory lapses? Pardon hard of hearing? What do
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: you mean? I'm just putting your symptoms? And clearly what
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: about weight gain, especially around the abdomen?
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, take a lock, feelings?
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Is that what they call him? Punch?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Take a lock?
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: Fill your eyes. I've just put feast your eyes. I've
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: just fill your eyes. I've just put all the symptoms
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: into chat GPT. Do you know what it says you've
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: got what minopause? What's minopause? Menopause?
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: What is that? I don't know, man, is that a thing?
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: I think it's a late stage of life that generally
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: it's something that women go through, not late stage of life.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: That's certainly halfway through. It's almost over.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: It's got the word men in it though. Do you
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: can you can have menopause?
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: As I say, my libidos through the roofs, so maybe not.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: How's your vaginal dryness?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Terrible?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: The Whoarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: Tune in on radio.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Wez are there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Hey fellas A signed for this. What's on the news
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: with me?
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Chusy You're gonna love this, Mogi. I was going through
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: the news every day as I always do, and so
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: what are you doing?
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: This is my Segrett, What are you doing? Well?
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I took it over yesterday, Kezi.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah you did your boat yard? Yeah that was an
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: article verbatim.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: I have never been inundated with more messages of support
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: than I was yesterday.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Well on your boat yard on my boat chat. How
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: many people have me? How long was that bastard? A
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: mile long? Which is how many meters? It's team thousand
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: meetings in kilometers long.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Do you want to do the segment because I've got
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: a news story.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Here, give you one more just to you know, make saloon.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, fellers. Have you heard about the mole people living
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: in New York? What that's interesting? Have you heard about
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: the mole people? No Ah, got any news about them?
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So some videos have been going viral of people
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: either coming out of manholes or entering manholes in New York,
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: and people are like, what's going on that. We're wearing
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: fishing waiters and all sorts of stuff and going down
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: there and then coming out. One eyewitness was like, Y
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: saw this. Three dudes just casually walk up to a manhole.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I've seen a few holes in his This is different though,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: when he worked in the sewers.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Oh well, in that case, it's similar. Yeah, I don't know,
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: you worked in the sewers. So Jason breaking he was
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: taking it on the road.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I break some love.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah cool. Just back to the story. People apparently were like, oh,
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: there's some sort of like hidden community down under. People
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: living down there, you know, costs of living, might have
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: to go live in the manholes.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: I mean it's pretty it's pretty extraordinary, isn't it. Guys
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: wearing waders going into a manhole.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: I mean that is big news. I'm surprised we've got
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: the waiters. I did see a story. It was either
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: in Pakistan, it might have been in Dubai something like that.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: They have these children that have been a band of
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: the parents go home and they live underneath like this
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: keysy under manholes and close to sort of air conditioning
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: vents and things, so they can get some heat and
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: also similarly some cool It's amazing what you can do.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Some water as well.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, then like water. Yeah, they went into it.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Well people have been, you know, spreading yarns and maybe
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: people are living underground, but the authorities have looked into
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: the manhole and various other manholes not just.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Work. Yeah, it really is.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: But it turns out that the leading explanation of the
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: stage fellers as to why these blokes are all cue
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: enough is that they're all scavengers urban explorers, searching for coins, jewelry,
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: scrap metal, that sort of thing.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Ah, because people shit those out all the time, don't they.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: But anyway, Yeah, can I do that segment again tomorrow?
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: That wasn't bad from you?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Thank you for the Hurdarchy Big Show week days from
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: four on radio.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Hold Ark Strokes there on the radio, Holdnkey Big Show.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: There's late afternoon before the Radio Awards. Now, Fellers, I'm
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: actually pretty excited about a sporting event coming up tonight.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: I believe it starts Mogi ah the first Test match
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: in cricket between England and New Zealand at that Halloaed
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: of all grounds lords as.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: A sports chair, Yeah, I guess so supports that.
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Now, I think it's been pretty well documented Fellas, that
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: I've gone off me cricket.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I used to be passionate about the game.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Is it because you did a podcast on it and
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: commentated heaps of it and just based your working life
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: around it? A bit too much?
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Partially?
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: But no the real reason, and the same thing happened
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: with me with drugby There was just too much of it. Actually,
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: there is too much pap and I lost my passion
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: for the game.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Genuinely. I got to the point where I couldn't even
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: watch it anymore.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: There were three things I would watch Australia versus England
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: ashes either in England or Australia. I'll watch that New
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: Zealand versus India.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I'll watch that hardre pornography.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Certainly I watched that, or New Zealand versus England, or
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: in England, preferably in England. So I'm actually very excited
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: because I haven't watched cricket for months and months and
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: months to see them.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Playing at Lord's. To be honest with you, couldn't even
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: tell you who the New Zealand side is going to be. Well,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I can help you with that, Hoidy j.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: The likely eleven is Tom Latham's captain, Devin Conway, Came Williamson, Ratchen, Ravendra, Darryl, Mitchell,
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Blundell's with the gloves. Yes, Glenn Phillips or Mitchell Santner
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: a little bit dependent because Phillips hasn't had a lot
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: of cricket lately. So yeah, here we go there, Nathan Smith,
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: Carle Jamison, Matt Henry, will O'Rourke.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: That's actually a very good side. It's not bad.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: That's a very good side because I know that we've
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: had issues with our fast bowlers basically falling apart all
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: over the place.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Good to see o back. Matt Henry always does well
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: in English conditions.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: Pity you are not to have Duffy Yes, who had
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: such a blinding summer last year and was I think
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: our player of the year, player of the season. So
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: he's got his first born on the way priorities I mean,
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: for God's sake, but anyway, and then England Ben Duckett,
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Emilio gay On debut, never heard of him, Jacob Bethel,
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: Joe Root, Harry Brook, Ben Stokes, Jamie Smith with the gloves,
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: Chai Basher, Olie Robinson, Gus Atkinson and Josh Tungue round
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: out the eleven. Now there's been a little bit of
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: a little bit of drum around the fact that draw
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: for Archer's made himself unavailable for the first Test because
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: he's playing wait for it, T twenty.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good, yeah, isn't there a disgrace?
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: It is a strike bowler making himself unavailable for a
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: Test match at Lord because he's playing T twenty.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Well, there's my argument. In a nutshell, mane, there's.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: More money in it, isn't there? Do you know why
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: it's called Lord's.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: It's nothing to do with the House of Lords, which
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: is what I thought it was something to do with that.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: It's just because a bear, the guy that founded it
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: in seventeen eighty seven was named Thomas Lord. Oh there
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: you go. I thought it was some like now you
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: know what I mean, So it could have been Johnson and.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: I tell you what it is, magnificent.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy
• 38:11
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: I love it, man, As I say, we had it
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• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Of my diet again.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: What did your wife have?
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I can't remember actually what was it?
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Chicken or beef?
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: It was a beef cheesy burger. I remember, it's not
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: get bogged down in the details here. I'm just saying
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: that we enjoyed it.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: What did you have? Fries and a red Royal or something?
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, a regent our regent here?
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: All right with cheese? Anyway? Hey, how are you feeling, fellows?
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: That we've got the awards coming up soon, we'll be
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: out the door, by all accounts, one of the greatest
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: events in the social calendar. Sounding get a bit nervous
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: the radio. There's very few awards where you get to
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: go up on stage and make a speech. Yes, but
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: our category that we're up for, if we win, we
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: have to go up and make a speech. So I
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: think we need to practice that sort ourselves out. Yeah,
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: I'm keen to do a little little dry run if
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: you will. We can do that a little later on
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: this hour. But Jason, I am just I have found
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: your wife's number, by the way, Pug sent it to me,
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: So we're going to call your wife and actually see
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: whether or not you keep lying about having reburger. Yeah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: it'll be interesting, won't it, Because off the back of
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: all your other lives that we know about lying about
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: giving up smoking and vaping, she'll probably be.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Driving fellows wouldn't be safe at that point, but still trying. Mogi.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: That's a very good point. We need to be prepared
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: in case we win tonight.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Do that later. I'm going to call your wife and
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: see whether you keep lying about eating our sponsor's product.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: As I say, she could be dry it out there
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: cheeseburger fries and a Regent red I'm just going to
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: confirm that order as well. So that's good. We'll do
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: that next day. Jason, Yeah, okay, be nice to hear
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: from your wife, won't it. I'll just text you, just
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: don't you.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune in.
• 40:24
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• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Archy Big Show this Thursday night.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: As we press ever closer to the radio awards.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so seven o'clock sharp, we run across to the
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: event center or skys City. I don't even know actually
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: know where it is. We've all got our suits and
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: stuff on and we get stuck in. We're actually up
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: for an award Best Comedy Podcast, and it is one
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: of the awards where, if you do want it, you
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: actually have to go up on stage and say a speech.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I've never seen an award acceptance speech before. I don't
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: know how to do it. So the idea was put forward,
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: maybe do a practice. Have you guys ever said an
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: acceptance speech before?
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: Well I did when I had the honor of winning
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Best Actor at the twenty nineteen Film and Television Awards
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: whatever man. And it was a beautiful moment because the
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: actress that announced it, Kate Elliott, she said the winner
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: is mister Minnigu, so she'd never heard of old Minigo
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: and so she completely mispronounced my name, and so I
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: didn't know if I had won right, And then I
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: was sort of thinking, there's there anyone out who else
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: has got a name that's kind of like that. So
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: I just had to work through it and work out, oh,
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: that must be me. So there's a break of about
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: thirty to forty seconds before I even stood out. So yeah,
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: I mean, if it's better than that, it's not how
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: in your dreams you imagine things going in your dreams,
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: you're probably at the oscars is.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: So yeah, that is hilarious.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Well, I think the key obviously fellows in this scenario.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Keep it humble. Oh yeah, you know what I mean?
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Keep it real, okay, keep it about the people.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: All right? Well should I go first?
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: Well, i'd also say, now it feels like I, captain
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: should kick things off, but I don't want to, So
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: we'll get Jason captain.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: But I feel like there's sort of three areas.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: One is think for you know, you're thinking, and it's
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: an honor, but also the nominate our fellow nominees, so
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: someone has to cover that off. And then there has
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: to be also I think sort of the key to
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: all of this stuff is weirdly, we can't take any
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: of the credit for this, right, Like, it's not that
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: we're actually good, even though that's what it is. Yeah,
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: of course, as you've got to think the other nominees.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: You've got to think the people in the office out here,
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: You've got to think pugs for God. So I mean,
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: how ridiculous is that you don't think we should say
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: you got to thank your families? Yes, and then if
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: there's any time left over, yeah, I don't know. All right,
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: Well let's run through.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: So you're gonna lead us off, Jason, sure, and then
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: and then Mogi will come in and then I'll bring
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: it home. So this is the scenario. We've just we've
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: just won orright, we've been caught up on stage. Thank you,
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: thank you.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Your faith you, thank you very much.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Wow wow what an honor.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Uh just first before we you know, kick off an
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: acknowledgment of the other nominees in this category.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: You must have been shockingly bad and pest port to
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: lose to us.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: M Yeah, I also sorry, thanks Jason. I just want
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: to thank the the people backing into me at home.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: Recky there. Oh, Pugs, his hat's not anymore. If anybody
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: wants to give him a job, he's again.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: He's done.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Good stuff.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Mogi, he's cooked.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Hey, just from just from myself and Mogie and Jason also, POGs.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much. It's a huge honor. Arm all right,
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: thank you.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
• 44:09
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• 44:12
  Speaker 4: You two there on the radio hold Archy Big Show
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: this Thursday evening. And I tell you what New Zealand
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: and Day and lou Is back.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Wow. Twenty fifth of June fellas Tuesday, three weeks time
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: will be up the skytower broadcasting for twelve hours straight.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: If you have a broadcast for that long before.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: I haven't, but it feels like it's going to be
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: shared out amongst the team. Would that be right? I
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: mean I'm not going to do it if we're not
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: doing a full twelve hours, are we sure?
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: No?
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I have vowed to do the stairs five times on
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: that day. Oh cool, okay, we'll hold you to that.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: If you don't do it. Oh yeah, it's it's not really.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: I just make it that you have to do the
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: bungee off the skytower. If you don't do five times
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: out the stairs.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Well how about this even just once? You just have
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: to go up once, up the stairs once yep, to
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: the top, and then you.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Tell you what, Jason, I'll do it with you. I'll
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: just if challenges it a bit for me. If we're
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: going to do that.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: What do you mean while my training is specifically around
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: five times just at once? I look, this just flag it,
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: I mean, not lo just the charity this. Yeah, but
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: let's focus on the chair on the sideline.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: What about this, Jase runs up? What does you can
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: just walk up the stairs to the top from the
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: bottom and we raise donations for boal cancer?
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: What idea? Man? What a great idea?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Like ten thousand per step?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: No?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Just anything really even if it was for one hundred bucks,
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: wouldn't that be worth it? Yeah, per step, just in general.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: So I think that's a really good way, and really
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: for you to volunteer to do that.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to reiterate the most important thing here
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: is the broadcast. Agree, let's not get sidelined.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: That good if we can cut to you live and
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: you're near death on the second floor.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: The second floor, about one hundred, that's a really good idea, though, Jason.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well listen, I'll put it to that. I'll put
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: it to Boggsy.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: No, Pugs will take care of.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Speak to Pugsy about it, and and then we'll see
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: where we go from there.
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: You have to do it.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: That's all you've got to do, man, Well, I do
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: that every day exactly.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it'll be, it'll be. It'll be easy for you, man,
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: it'll be easy money. And there's only eleven hundred and
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: three steers, there's only fifty one floors.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're knocked that out, man.
• 46:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's easy man. Yeah, sweet, Okay, let's agreed. Then,
• 46:29
  Speaker 8: oh no, we've got to you know, just you can't
• 46:32
  Speaker 8: just done and then all of a sudden that's happening.
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: It requires a bit of admin.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: To put some shorts on with me.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: You've got to concentrate on your training, Jose, Well, well
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: we'll be your will be your support crew man.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Consider it done. Yeah, consider it done.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: This is great. Actually, Kate and the team in the
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: office be start because this will add another lad to
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: raising money and awareness.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: There's other things.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: We didn't do a comedy festival thing, went into a
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: gig then, But this feels like this is our contribution.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Yeahl oh, we are Jay, so worry. That's what good
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: thing about having a team of four is the three
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: of us will stay focused while you raise money for charity.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Of course, we're doing the whole thing for Bow Cancer
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: New Zealand. If you'd like to donate to Jason, who's
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: going to be climbing all fifty one stairs at the
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: sky Town floors floors sorry yeah stairs.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Text Lou that sounds like a lot.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Lou to three four eight three for a secure donation
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: link and here today and Lou dot co dot z
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: for an online symptom checker with bow cancer. If you
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: cancer symptoms early, you have a very good chance of
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: saving your own life. To do do it good on
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Keazy what Day was that No, Thursday, June twenty fifth.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: It's in your calendar, so you're there. But I'm so excited.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Hdarchy is.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Indeed rage against the machine. There on the radio Hodarchy
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: Big Show. This wet and moist Thursday evening.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: It certainly is we're in moist. It's also I feel
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: like there's a big stench of lies hanging over the
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Big Show.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you can smell that, Mogi.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: Probably I can't tell you what I can smell, man,
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: I can smell a cloud of distrust.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: That's what it is.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: And that's what I'm not happy about, is that there's
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: all this distrust around the place, and it feels like
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: Red's under the bed. It feels like knocking out your
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: neighbors and all this sort of sort of stuff. And
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: so what I want to do is I just like
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: to get to the bottom of exactly what's going on. Jason,
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: last night you said that you were going to Reburger
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: with your wife for dinner. It's something you said a
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: million times before, and you say it so often that
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: there's no way it can be true.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Keys, you agree one hundred percent. We're just like, we
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: don't believe you. And it's a sponsor's product, they invested,
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: we're partners with them. And you, well, I'm pretty sure
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: you go on the radio and lie and say that
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: you're definitely having Reburger come on. So what we thought
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: we'd do is pugs are sent through your wife's numbers.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: So actually, wait, we're calling you now, So hello, reception,
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: don't you.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Cause I have not spoken to my wife about this
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: issue at all. So whatever you ask her, she is obliged,
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: and she's a very honest. She's an honest person.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: I think this actually is reception. Is that actually reception? Hello,
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: this sends in me reception. No you haven't. I've accidentally
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: called the wrong number. I'm so sorry.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Something.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll give you a backbone T shirt. Okay, sorry, Rochelle,
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: all right, thank you, love you. Bye. That's a bag
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: of fellows.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: That's that's terrible.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Well we have to come back to that one. Yeah,
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: maybe another time. We could probably do.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: It just checking it.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: That's it's kind of over now, isn't it.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: I mean there's I mean, that was just radio gold
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: right there. Man, she'll kill your wife tomorrow.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Hidarchy.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune in on radio.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go, your mad bastards. That's the big show,
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: done and dusted for your Thursday evening. The Fellows are
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: now after the awards, but before we do that.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Keys Podcast and Radio Awards.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: By the way, what's the podcast outro clip for which
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: we've been nominated?
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Everyone? We don't, We don't. Everyone.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Pugs literally just sent through and said, hey, you don't
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: have a clip because we've got to shoot off straight
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: after this.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: That conscience ignored it.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's all right. The podcast is good today, It's
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: really good.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just have to take our word for it. Yeah, okay,
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: I don't feel like the clip even really makes people
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: think go from I'm not listening to of the podcast.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: To that I reckon that the opposite I think people
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: would do you think? So maybe stuff in there?
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Good night, good luck tonight, fellas.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, thanks. Can I just say Fellas that whether
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: we win or lose, you know, I'll see you tomorrow.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Thanks you. It's really good man, it's really nice.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: I'm expecting Kezy to be fully nazily.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be hungover tomorrow. Everybody write that down.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Everyone listening, you guys, Keysy is hungover tomorrow and we
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: aren't covering breakfast like we had to last year. Two
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: hours sleep.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Hey, check out the Instagram, check out the podcast Till
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: Tomorrow ch