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Health Advice For Cowhead (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.17.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Get this party started in here. Let's get this
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  party started in here. Let's get it started in
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  here. That's the closest we'll get to playing
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  Black Eyed Peas on the show because of copyright.
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  All right. Let's go. And now, back to the Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention,
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  FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud.
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  Rude. aggressive and those are his good qualities
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  a sick person with a powerful tool door is closing
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  hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and you're listening
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  to hoppy hour welcome back to hoppy hour with
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  ryan hoppy yes now no no no no if i hit this
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  button boom the whole program's gonna start okay
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  The semen was so big. And now for something completely
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  different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  All right, to you, ladies and gentlemen, my boys
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  and girls, today feels like no other day. It's
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  just me ranting into a microphone. Mm -hmm. But
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  today, I'm using a new room at work. And everything
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  is opposite. The room does the same thing, but
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  you know what's annoying about the reality we
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  live in? Is that you have to remember all these
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  passwords and then do all these security checks.
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  I promise you, Gmail, I ain't that interesting.
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  I'm not manifesting getting hacked. I'm just
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  saying, I'm real. Really not that interested.
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  Security check, eh? 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856
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  -494 -6773. You can tweet at me, at RyanHappyRadio.
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  You can always email me, RyanHappyRadio, gmail
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  .com. I am on. So excited to take a break from
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  sports, man. For the last nine months, it's been
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  about the NFL and... and the NBA preseason and
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  then the NBA and I guess the Stanley Cup Finals.
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  I'm not really into baseball. I'm not really
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  into the Rays because they lie to their fan base.
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  It's very nice, but it's also kind of boring
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  because I don't know. Sports at night fills that
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  void of no NBA. Or, I mean, sports at night fills
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  that void of, like, you don't know what to do
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  with your life. You're going to die in about
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  four hours. But every night that you go to bed,
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  ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I'm telling
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  you, you are dying. It's just when you're dreaming,
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  it's a little different. I don't know. I haven't
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  really gone through it mentally. By the way,
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  it's kind of funny. I don't know. Like, I know.
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  I have his radio. Like, that's my whole identity.
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  Blah, blah, blah. But at the same time, people
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  don't believe that it's me when they see me in
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  public. Why? Because I'm so shy. You would never
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  know that I'm the loudmouth jackass behind the
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  mic. If you got your drink next to you, it's
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  a coffee, booze, THC, Delta drink. I got my mountain
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  to do in a Yeti cup. Let's all drink it together.
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  But yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty shy, man.
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  People almost have this like dance, monkey dance
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  kind of attitude. Mm -hmm. Ah, you know. Everybody
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  thinks their heroes in radio are the same on
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  and off air. Mm -hmm. I'm not here to tell you.
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  They're not. We're all a little crazy. I mean
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  to be behind a microphone talking to yourself.
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  I mean with people listening, but like talking
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  and talking and talking and talking. You got
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  to be a little crazy. Oh, man. I'm sorry, dude.
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  I don't want to talk smack about the real cop
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  or whatever, but I'm going to talk a little.
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  It's so boring. I don't mean to be a dick, you
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  know. I'm just not really feeling it this year.
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  I want to get into it. Last night I was talking
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  to this 22 -year -old at a calabar and I said,
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  how do I get into soccer? And he goes, do you
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  watch it? I'm like, no, dude. Screw me for trying
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  to bond. I'll go. I'll screw myself. Which I
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  actually didn't do last night. I was not in the
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  mood. Sometimes when I'm so lonely, I have no
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  horniness in me because I'm like, there's really
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  no point. I'm watching other people get laid
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  when I want to get laid. Speaking of that, last
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  night, this girl named Natalie matches with me
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  on Snapchat. And there's this racket that only
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  fangirls do where they just add everybody that's
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  got similar friends on Snapchat. And what do
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  they do? They go, oh my God, I don't know if
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  I know you. Do I know you from somewhere? Let
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  me read the conversation. I love calling out
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  an OnlyFans girl. It's not a conversation one.
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  Actually, I can't just, let me see if I have
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  story time music. I cannot just play this or
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  read these messages from this OnlyFans girl.
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  Campfire story music. She messages me, wait,
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  did we talk before? Your name popped up, and
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  now I'm confused. LOL, I'm not sure, this is
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  me. I saw you added me, are you near St. Pete?
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  I'm in Tampa. Close, what are you up to? This
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  is my go -to line, chilling at my place, what
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  about you? She says, same here, in bed, feeling
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  flirty. I said, I have that feeling as well.
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  She goes, mmmm. Tell me more. What are you thinking
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  about? I said, I had a really long day and thinking
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  about what I could do to take my mind off of
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  it. She goes, ah, babe, want to talk naughty
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  to forget it all? So I said, can you snap me
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  so I know it's not a bod? I believe you're real,
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  but I'm just curious. She said, I wish I was
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  a bod. Maybe I'd be skinnier. And then when she
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  snapchatted me, it looked nothing like her. And
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  then she sent me a picture of her. And then I
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  see that she never opened up my picture. And
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  she goes, ha ha, did you see me? Send me yours.
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  Like, I already did. I go, I would love nothing
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  more than put my arm around you and give you
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  all the guesses. I'm kind of trolling her. She
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  goes, mm, I'd melt into your arm. Kiss me everywhere,
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  daddy. And this is my line. Said, I would make
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  sure your other lips are kissed, too. Mm -hmm.
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  She goes, make them drip for me, baby. Said,
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  I would love nothing more than that. She says,
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  then come taste how wet you make me. I go, I
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  can come to you. She said, I want to meet in
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  person, but I'm really shy at first. next maybe
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  next week I go oh yeah no worries this is a funny
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  part I was on snapchat on my desktop and I said
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  I would love to have you sit on my laptop and
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  it would get intense from there I meant to say
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  sit on my lap. She goes, wait, what do you mean?
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  I'm on my phone. I said lap, not laptop. LOL,
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  I'm tired. She goes, oh, F yeah, grind on your
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  lap till I come hard, daddy. Oh, jeez. I said,
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  I would definitely love to S on your titties
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  and swing your ass. She said, it would be too
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  derided if I asked you to make content for my
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  OnlyFans. And I'm trolling her. I go, can I be
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  anonymous in it? She goes, we can play around
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  on my OnlyFans first so I can see how compatible
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  that we are. Just copy and paste the link in
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  the bio. Blah, blah, blah. She goes, you still
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  there? I said, I really dig your vibe and take
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  pride in my skills, but I'd rather get to know
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  you without signing up for OnlyFans, to be honest.
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  She goes, I'm interested in a genuine connection.
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  That's why I want to talk somewhere private.
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  I said, do you want my number? And I said, she
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  says, OnlyFans is so much safer for me. I said,
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  I will only join if it's a natural conversation
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  and not just a sale. I support the OF community,
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  but I signed up once and then the girl just gussed
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  it on me. She goes, don't take it like that.
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  I don't send my intimate content to everyone.
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  And that was the end of the conversation. That's
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  kind of cool how it ended like that. Yeah. Shut
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  up. Shut up. Yeah. They're just adding everybody.
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  Because one time, a girl on Bumble about three
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  years ago, two years ago, she was like, you want
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  to talk on there? And I was like, sure, whatever.
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  I'll support the community. It's like two bucks
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  a month. I'm like, whatever. So I sign up for
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  it. And then she's like, yeah, buy a bikini picture
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  for $15 .99. And I was like, oh, well, there
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  you go. You know what's been driving me nuts?
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  I got a few critiques about radio here. To all
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  the baby boomers, and to all the Gen Xers on
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  the thing known as Instagram, you do realize,
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  I guess the new Instagram Plus feature, which
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  is like 40 a month, which is ridiculous, I guess
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  this has it, but are you aware that you cannot
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  click on the link? So when you're sharing your
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  podcast, and it says click here, no one can click
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  there. Are you serious? Is nobody telling these
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  boomer radio hosts that you can't click there?
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  I don't quite understand it. And then this is
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  why I'm glad I don't work at sports radio anymore.
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  I've been listening a little bit here and there.
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  I mean, my favorite shows are Craig Carter, Jim
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  Rohn, The Junkies in D .C. What else? Scott Farrell,
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  Shake It Up, Scott Farrell. He's not for everybody,
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  but he's one of my radio heroes. You know? Scott
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  Farrell. Hey, I'm Scott Farrell and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour with my boy Ryan Hoppy. That's
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  me. You're shaking up with my boy Ryan Hoppy
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  on Hoppy Hour. It's time to shake it up on Hoppy
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  Hour. And also like DA and Babs on Mad Dog Sports
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  Radio. But all these other sports radio shows.
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  You know how you know that you're running out
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  of content for the day? Mm -hmm. They're doing
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  this thing of, like, debate. Like, who is the
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  better player in New York City? Is it Jalen Brunson
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  or Derek Jeter? Oh, my Jesus Christ. I love talking
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  sports. I love watching sports. Man, I cannot
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  imagine. I remember after the Bucs season ended
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  in 2023, and it was like February and March before
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  the Rays began, and I was working on a pad in
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  there, and man, those were some rough mornings.
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  It's right around Easter. And Pat Donovan was
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  talking about his favorite Cadbury eggs. I mean,
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  look at him. He's a walking Cadbury egg. He's
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  a Cadbury egg radio. And John Mola, our program
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  director, was not happy that we were talking
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  about Cadbury eggs at 6 .25 a .m. Mm -hmm. I
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  remember when they hired me there, they're like,
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  what's the, I remember guys like Ryan Gorman
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  were like, what's the secret to the sauce? Off
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  to my Celtic show. And went up too far to the
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  bone. And I said, you want to know the secret
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  of the sauce? Mm -hmm. I said, don't take four
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  breaks an hour. Oh, well, we can't do that. But
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  what else is, I'm like, you do realize that him
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  and MJ that are both number one and two, back
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  and forth, you do realize they talk for like
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  90 minutes in a row and people listen. People
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  don't need to hear a boner pill at 720 after
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  the conversation between 708 and 718 was good.
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  You can just triple up the commercial breaks
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  if your audience is good. Though, I'll come back.
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  Yeah, my God, I like Magic 94 .9 for a few minutes
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  with that hot piece of ass over there. But I'm
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  just telling you, at some point, they're going
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  to come back. Mm -hmm. Now, let me type this
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  in. I have two keyboards in here. This is confusing.
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  Sirius Music for addressing. about someone's
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  bad health. All right. Let's see what we can
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  load up here in the club. So I have a spies everywhere.
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  For some reason, this music is called Paper Cup
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  Morning. All right, see what this is. Oh, perfect.
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  I have spies. at my former job. I wanted to fire
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  up the bone. And I talked to a few people there.
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  I wish Anthony Minotti, the voiceover guy, would
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  reply to my voicemail, but I get it. You're working
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  for John Brennan. You gotta be in your best behavior.
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  There's a saltine cracker. I get it! And he's
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  probably also doing his job. Hey, can you help
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  me with the logs? I don't know how to do logs,
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  but I'm the program director and the operations
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  manager. Mm -hmm. But I heard a report. Let me
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  pull up the text message here. I heard a report
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  that my former boss, unknown as Michael Calta,
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  he's not doing too well. I heard that he had
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  a second and third stent put in his heart. And
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  then I talked, I heard that from somebody that
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  worked there. And then I talked to a few people
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  I know that listen. I do care about Mike. Do
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  I like Mike Calta? No. No. Be the backstabber.
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  But do I wish ill will on somebody that has a
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  13 -year -old daughter, that has a son? Mm -hmm.
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  I lost my parents at a very young age. So I'm
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  going, or not my, God, don't let me manifest
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  that. No, I lost my dad at a very young age.
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  So I take people being second or 50s very seriously.
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  And let me tell you, all ladies and gentlemen,
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  boys and girls, Mike Kelton, I heard you have
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  been arrogant on air. Mm -hmm. I heard you have
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  been discussing the fact that you're not really
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  taking this seriously, that you don't want to
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  change your eating habits. Mike Elton, I have
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  a memory that I tell a lot of people. We were
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  on the cruise in 2016, and we were walking up
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  the stairs going back from the port. Um... From,
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  I think it was Mexico, back to the port. Maybe
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  it was St. Thomas, I don't know, Granter or something.
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  And you were out of breath, dude. You were logging
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  up the stairs singing. No, no, no. You were out
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  of breath. And you looked at me, Mike. And you
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  said, never get fat. And I don't think any truer
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  words were ever said. Mike Kalta, nobody lives
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  forever, but you're going to be 55 years old.
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  And you're not the most healthy guy. And because
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  I'm a nice guy, even though you backstab me and
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  you're a fake friend, you're still Amanda's husband.
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  You're still Juliana and Joey's father. You're
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  still the brother of, I think it was, I forget
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  his brother's name. And you're still the uncle,
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  I forget his name. And you're still the best
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  friend of Pete's. And you're still the boss of
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  Mike Olivero. And you're still the boss of, oh,
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  I don't do a lot of responsibility with you,
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  dude. As much as I can't stand the man, I also
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  do love the man by hating the man, if that makes
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  sense. I mean, I do hate the man in general,
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  but that's like metaphorically. But Mike. You
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  make probably a million a year when it's awesome
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  and done with endorsements. You love to say,
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  I make more than the president. But Mikey, listen
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  to me. Listen to me very carefully. You have
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  all the resources. You don't have to eat crappy
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  healthy food. Someone like me, if I want to go
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  on a diet, I got to go to Aldi's and get cheese
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  and bacon and all that. Michael Kelton, you make
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  a million dollars a year. Don't you think maybe
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  you can ask Amanda? You got that nice big kitchen
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  that's bigger than my apartment. Probably. Or
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  maybe close. Maybe go, hey, babe. I really don't
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  feel like dying by 60. I want to be able to see
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  Juliana graduate high school. I'm BTS. Because
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  I'm not a dick. I just got a funny alert. Supposedly.
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  This is all rumors. No, I know it's a bit stale.
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  But supposedly in Tampa Bay, Dignitary Cavabar
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  is potentially getting bought out. And I just
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  got a text message from Dignitary. We miss you
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  here. Let me turn it down. We miss you here.
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  Come by for 20 % off. Man. The mighty are falling.
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  I've already fallen this morning. But yeah, Mike,
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  I would suggest you take care of yourself. You
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  don't have to listen to me. I don't really care
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  about my opinion. But you say you don't care
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  about my opinion, yeah, you listen to everything
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  I say. Mike, take care of yourself. You got a
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  daughter, you got a son, you got a whole family.
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  Just be good to yourself. Our life is short.
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  And you could be dead at any moment. I could
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  be dead at any moment. But when you're getting
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  stuns done on your heart, that is not exactly
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  it, dog. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773.
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  You can tweet at me, at Ryan Happy Radio. You
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  can always email me, ryanhappyradio at gmail
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  .com. We might be having technical difficulties
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  in the club here. This is really irritating.
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  The Google Docs is going, hey, you know what?
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  I know you're in the middle of the show. Let's
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  just not work. Don't you love when that happens?
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  I love when it happens. It's my whole existence.
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  All right. Let me see if this works out. Yeah,
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  we're in this whole new room, and I had to log
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  into everything. All right. We're good now. Try
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  to imagine you're a welder and you have a certain,
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  I don't know if you guys do machines or whatever.
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  Just think of something where, I know a lot of
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  people that do labor, listen to my show, and
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  imagine you have the same office chair and everything,
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  and then you're given another place to live out
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  your dream job, but everything's backwards. That's
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  how I feel right now. Feeling a little out of
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  it. Mm -hmm. That is. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox,
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  only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah.
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  I did a video saying that Alabama Barker is using
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  neon. And someone commented, use him for what
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  exactly? She has fame and a shit ton of money.
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  There's plenty of guys she can use. She likes
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  him. Well, one thing is correct. They're both
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  toxic. They're young. They'll learn. Yeah. She
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  doesn't have that much money. I mean, let me
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  look up right now in the club. Let's see here.
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  What does Alabama Barker do for a living besides
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  live off of daddy's money? Oh, she's an influencer.
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  Awesome. Besides her sponsorships. She's living
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  off of daddy. That was exactly my point. And
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  no one had talked about her in a few weeks. And
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  she's like, let me go hit up my fake boyfriend
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  that I'm using, Neon. And my favorite comment.
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  That I got was, bro, what the hell is this show?
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  To me, I feel that every day that I record. I
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  never know what it is. Oh, yeah. All right. 856
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  -49 -HAPPY. That's my inbox. A lot of radio girls
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  get hit on. I get messages like that. Isn't that
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  delightful? Isn't that the existence you want?
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  Here is Jedidiabila saying that women want you
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  to stare. Mm -hmm. How don't they ever? Naked
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  in the gym if you're not want attention. Now,
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  somebody might point and say, well, Jed, I knew
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  you back in the day. You used to wear a little
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  sports bra and used to wear - And then you turned
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  conservative and got real prude. Little tight
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  pants in the gym too. Yeah, I was looking for
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  attention. We miss that side of you, baby. Yeah,
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  let me own that. I was a single girl looking
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  for attention. I was in shape. I felt good. I
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  owned it. I bet her farts smell like eggs. Yes,
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  yes. Maybe I'd get a hot date out of it. Cool,
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  right? I wasn't like, here I am half naked. And
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  then when a guy looked at me like. She's annoying,
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  bro, isn't she? We'll talk about this a little
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  more later, but Diddy's sentence has been pushed
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  back again. I never want to hear anybody talk
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  about why don't women have more rights? Mm -hmm.
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  And then we let Diddy get away with things, essentially.
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  Jelly Roll performed at CMA Fest without a wedding
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  ring. Robert De Niro's daughter is going to star
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  in Meet the Fockers. Oh, yeah. Nepotism. Don't
• 22:57
  you love it? Mm -hmm. She should be interviewed
• 23:00
  for her role on The Joe Show. Because they're
• 23:03
  both nutbo babies. Aren't they ever? I will never
• 23:09
  let that down. You do not allow me, Joseph Carballo
• 23:12
  of 93 .3 FLG. Yeah, your ratings are up, but
• 23:17
  what else is going on? Can't beat my boy MJ.
• 23:20
  No, but by the way. You don't tell me that I'm
• 23:22
  never going to make it on the radio. And that
• 23:24
  this is my building. Even though daddy got it
• 23:27
  for you. It's your daddy's building, bitch. What
• 23:32
  do we have here? Nicki Minaj is totally grafting.
• 23:39
  I don't know what this broad thinks she's done.
• 23:43
  She's starting to get a little annoying. I'll
• 23:45
  be honest. Why is it that whenever someone needs
• 23:49
  to clean their image, They go to God. God's not
• 23:53
  real. That would be like me going, you know what?
• 23:56
  I believe in Harry Potter. Let me turn to Harry
• 24:02
  Potter. Here is Nicki Minaj saying she regrets
• 24:06
  her ungodly lyrics. Like in the Roger That remix
• 24:11
  when you said, flow so tight as a D and a B.
• 24:14
  Music scene is very demonically organized. Stop
• 24:18
  it with the demonic words. That's what every
• 24:19
  conservative says. She's on this terrible podcast,
• 24:22
  Bryce Crawford. A lot of crazy stuff that happens
• 24:25
  in there. Can you kind of tell me a little bit
• 24:27
  about that? Well, it sure isn't driving people
• 24:31
  to God. It's driving people to want to plow you.
• 24:36
  I used to think she was so pretty, but when she
• 24:39
  opens up her mouth, it's like, shut up. It definitely
• 24:43
  isn't making people want God more because it
• 24:47
  makes the girls say, oh God. It focuses on the
• 24:50
  worship of material things. Yeah, so then take
• 24:54
  back all the money you've ever made from rapping
• 24:57
  about your butthole and start over. All the residual
• 25:02
  checks you gave from Anaconda and Only and all
• 25:07
  the songs, just return it. And we all play a
• 25:12
  part in it. I've played a part in it, of course.
• 25:14
  You're an annoying woman. I guess I feel a sense
• 25:17
  of responsibility, too, a lot. You should! You
• 25:21
  represent the movie. Idiocracy! The time is because...
• 25:27
  A lot of the stuff that I was rapping about,
• 25:29
  I didn't, you know, I was so young, too, I didn't
• 25:32
  realize that there are young people listening
• 25:35
  to it. Yeah, you know, there are 13 -year -olds
• 25:37
  hearing about anal sex. It can't be great. How
• 25:39
  it could probably make them make certain decisions.
• 25:42
  Yeah, you know. That wasn't, you know, really
• 25:46
  thought out. Whatever. I don't think you're thinking
• 25:49
  much of it. And now you're trying to change your
• 25:51
  past. You still married a thug. And well, I'll
• 25:55
  never forget that. Oh, one of my favorite porn
• 25:57
  stars. Oh, she's so nice. That Natasha Nice.
• 26:02
  Natasha Nice was on a podcast. I would, I don't
• 26:08
  want to sound like I'm horny, but I would plow
• 26:11
  her so hard. It would not be fun. It would be,
• 26:16
  I've been told. I'm not bragging. But I've been
• 26:22
  told I give it 110%. Here's Natasha Nice who
• 26:27
  revealed how she would ask her boyfriend if she
• 26:29
  could have sex with other guys and he was cool
• 26:30
  with it because she said they only lasted four
• 26:33
  years. Hmm. Show me whatever you want. And, um...
• 26:38
  What a bunch of cackling broads. What an interesting
• 26:43
  clip. I was like, yeah, show me whatever you
• 26:46
  want. And, um... We don't have much of a personality
• 26:53
  besides, you know, giving guys heads. So what
• 26:55
  are you saying? We actually lasted four years,
• 27:00
  believe it or not. I was going to ask you because
• 27:03
  I feel like that's a pretty big decision. I mean,
• 27:06
  obviously not only for you, but for your significant
• 27:09
  other to decide to share you with other people
• 27:12
  if you guys like weren't in the lifestyle at
• 27:14
  all. Yeah, I think I had a gut instinct at that
• 27:17
  moment that that would eventually end the relationship.
• 27:20
  Yeah, she should have ended it sooner. And that
• 27:24
  is ultimately what happened. But I was maybe
• 27:28
  part... It's got to be a weird day and a porn
• 27:30
  star and maybe she doesn't want to play that
• 27:32
  night. Mm -hmm. And then all of a sudden, yeah,
• 27:35
  she did like four scenes that day and you're
• 27:36
  like, but they get you, but I can't. I can't
• 27:39
  get you. What are you doing? Partially naive
• 27:42
  and partially more interested in doing porn.
• 27:44
  You're a weirdo. You know your dad wasn't around.
• 27:48
  And look, I wonder why he wasn't around. Lily
• 27:53
  Phelps. Someone that's actually close to her
• 27:57
  father, but it makes it very weird. She revealed
• 28:00
  the things her boyfriend does to prove that he's
• 28:02
  secure in a relationship while she bangs other
• 28:04
  men. Howdy. I get to crack other people, but
• 28:07
  my boyfriend doesn't because I'm a mattress actress.
• 28:12
  Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. I love that term, actress,
• 28:16
  actress. You're definitely acting. You don't
• 28:18
  want to be there. These are the things that my
• 28:20
  boyfriend does to show me he is very secure in
• 28:23
  our relationship. After a day at work, my boyfriend
• 28:26
  always tells me how proud he is of me. I'm so
• 28:28
  proud you had a bunch of semen on your face.
• 28:31
  Fucking so hard. And usually gets me some flowers
• 28:33
  or chocolate. Oh, yeah, totally. What a classy
• 28:37
  guy. He's just got, you know, surrounded by nine
• 28:39
  men. No, it's my turn. The most romantic person
• 28:42
  I've ever met. Yeah. I mean, that's a good friend
• 28:47
  to benefit if you wrap up your peanuts with three
• 28:49
  condoms. But there's the thing, ladies and gentlemen,
• 28:53
  boys and girls, you do not wife that down. Now,
• 28:57
  if it's like a lot of roads after they did porn,
• 28:58
  maybe you'll wife that down. There's not a woman
• 29:02
  you'll wife down. Here's a woman who admitted
• 29:05
  she had sex with a cop to get out of a DUI. driving
• 29:09
  drunk home from work and I got pulled over and
• 29:12
  I'm about to get a DUI. So I called one of the
• 29:14
  cops that I knew and I was like, what should
• 29:17
  I do? And he came and took me out of that situation,
• 29:21
  just drove me home and told that cop, leave her
• 29:23
  alone. And then I... Oh, we have it so hot! Women!
• 29:30
  Shut up. Ended up having sex with him that night.
• 29:33
  The cop? Yeah. Okay. So I felt like... I don't
• 29:36
  know. It was like, I was such a people pleaser
• 29:38
  and I felt like I owed him at that point, you
• 29:43
  know, and then. That was like the start of like,
• 29:49
  well, he's obviously a shitty person. I know
• 29:51
  he's married. Oh, yeah, it's delightful. Aren't
• 29:54
  the cops great? I don't know. He must have told
• 29:56
  other people. Yeah, you know what I'm saying,
• 29:58
  probably. Guys talk about who they plow. On the
• 30:01
  police force about me because then I have all
• 30:04
  these cops coming in to try to like talk to me.
• 30:09
  You did it to yourself. You're a real skank.
• 30:15
  Mr. Mystical. I walk in with my dick in my hand.
• 30:18
  I got 20 years in prison. The annoying douchebag
• 30:22
  known as Rainn Wilson who played Dwight on The
• 30:25
  Office. He's so miserable that his career has
• 30:29
  been nothing besides residual checks from The
• 30:31
  Office. He said you could not make that show
• 30:33
  now. With that attitude, that's why your career
• 30:36
  has failed all the little sitcom and acting jobs
• 30:38
  you had. Because you're a douche. Maybe if you
• 30:44
  walked in with a dick in your hand. I'm just
• 30:46
  kidding. What do we have here? Here's Bonnie
• 30:51
  Blue breaking down and admitting she has no idea
• 30:53
  who the father of her kid is. Body and everybody's
• 30:56
  welcome. I don't discriminate. Whether you're
• 30:58
  fat, skinny, small, big dick. I don't. Anyone.
• 31:02
  Out of a thousand men, there was a lot of barely
• 31:05
  legal. Yeah, boys. That's good. There's going
• 31:08
  to be great fathers. Do you not have a problem
• 31:12
  with the fact that they're literally borderline
• 31:15
  underage? No, because they're 18. Yeah, you know,
• 31:18
  when a girl says it in time, when a guy says
• 31:21
  it, ah, crucify him! But they're still children.
• 31:24
  Yeah, but they're 18. What if he was 17? Well,
• 31:27
  then no, because that'd be illegal. Would you
• 31:28
  still, if it wasn't on camera? No. No, so your
• 31:31
  limit is 18 years old, but they are still...
• 31:34
  I'd happily take someone on their 18th birthday.
• 31:36
  Like, no problem. There you go. You know, there's
• 31:41
  guy after guy. Just waiting to play. LeBron says
• 31:46
  he would never get remarried. Oh, because he's
• 31:48
  totally never cheated on Savannah. He's so faithful
• 31:53
  to Savannah. Oh, he doesn't have any snow buddies
• 31:56
  in Toronto. Oh, he's so faithful to that woman.
• 32:01
  It could be. I don't think my heart gonna get
• 32:03
  bigger after that. What? I already told him.
• 32:07
  I already told him. Well, man, I'll say it for
• 32:11
  sure. It ain't gonna happen. We're doing this
• 32:14
  forever. Same casket and everything. Oh, damn.
• 32:19
  Chris Brown says he's trying to be as sexy as
• 32:26
  possible for his upcoming tour. Just letting
• 32:29
  y 'all know, I'm over here trying to get sexy
• 32:31
  as possible for this damn tour. He sounds a little
• 32:34
  drunk, doesn't he? He does not sound like his
• 32:36
  son. I'm trying to get it right. So, shirts will
• 32:40
  be coming off. Oh, yeah. This tour. Aren't they
• 32:45
  always on? That's nothing new. I went to his
• 32:50
  show last August. I wish he did more than 30
• 32:52
  seconds of his song. 54 -year -old comedian Chris
• 32:56
  Tucker says he's been celibate for three years.
• 32:58
  You know how many girls are probably throwing
• 33:00
  themselves at you? Throw them my way. Blake Lively,
• 33:03
  the judge. I need extra time in Baldoni case
• 33:06
  due to busy summer. She just doesn't want to
• 33:08
  pay off the legal fees. She's a dirtier running
• 33:12
  woman. Oh yeah, this class has got to make DDG
• 33:16
  excited. Sophie Rain says she has a crush on
• 33:20
  him. Did you give a question? There's DDG freaking
• 33:28
  out. It's a little side -by -side video. You
• 33:35
  wouldn't ruin a career. You'd ride him. You're
• 33:39
  totally a virgin. There you go. It's more of
• 33:45
  a visual. But DDG got very excited. Said she
• 33:52
  wants DDG. I don't believe she's a virgin. I'm
• 33:57
  sorry, I don't. I never supposed to. It's part
• 34:00
  of the mystique. It's fake. I'll tell you that
• 34:03
  right now. All right. Why does sex feel so different
• 34:07
  with different people? From vaginas feel different
• 34:10
  to... And I guess the inverse is also the case
• 34:15
  where like different penises will feel remarkably
• 34:17
  different, even if they're the same size. You
• 34:19
  sound like you really know about it. In my back
• 34:22
  door. And you can have sex with somebody and
• 34:25
  go, it feels really good. I mean, I think, again,
• 34:29
  it's how you, it's like the emotion in the ocean,
• 34:31
  right? Like how you use your, so let's talk about
• 34:34
  the vaginas first. So when a vagina is, has more
• 34:38
  pelvic floor strength, they may be able to like
• 34:41
  tense around the penis better. Oh yeah. Nothing
• 34:46
  better than when you start to clamp up. Be able
• 34:49
  to sort of grab the penis with their pelvic floor
• 34:51
  a little stronger versus someone who doesn't.
• 34:53
  And that's where I think some people get worried
• 34:55
  when I say, oh, you need to relax your pelvic
• 34:57
  floor. They're like, oh, I don't want to be.
• 34:59
  It's a little too technical for me. A judge said
• 35:02
  to Joseph Duggar, no unsupervised visits with
• 35:04
  the kids. All right. The second motion, I guess,
• 35:07
  is the first motion is the no contact order with
• 35:10
  unsupervised contact with his children. Is that
• 35:13
  correct? Yes, this gets a little complicated
• 35:17
  because Mr. Duggar is the defendant where his
• 35:19
  children are the victims in cases out of Arkansas.
• 35:22
  And there are limitations to him on the Arkansas
• 35:25
  case. So right now he's at four counts of jail,
• 35:29
  minor, and four counts of false imprisonment.
• 35:33
  So there's some limitations on his freedom. What
• 35:36
  a loser. This guy believes in God too. On his
• 35:39
  biological children. The only requirement of
• 35:44
  our unsupervised contact, I've been in contact
• 35:46
  with the Arkansas equivalent of DCF. They're
• 35:48
  willing to supervise, and they are supervising
• 35:50
  that as part of their case plan in their case.
• 35:52
  There you go. He's a weird guy. They'll figure
• 35:59
  out how to keep him away from kids. Today on
• 36:05
  TMZ. Okay, Shane Gillis. Yeah, he's like one
• 36:10
  of those guys that he can make jokes, but then
• 36:13
  when other people make jokes, all of a sudden
• 36:15
  he's the joke police. Comedian who told the lynching
• 36:19
  joke at the Kevin Hart roast. Kevin's so short
• 36:22
  that they're going to have to lynch him from
• 36:23
  a bonsai tree. Thinks they went too far at UFC
• 36:26
  when they dragged Michelle. Yeah, freaking Joe
• 36:31
  Rogan looked like a penis there. Obama. Michelle
• 36:34
  Obama is a man. Man, those mutants, those losers.
• 36:40
  They're obsessed with Michelle Obama. What's
• 36:43
  wrong with you? If Michelle Obama was a man.
• 36:45
  How were the kids born? She sang Michelle Obama's
• 36:48
  A Man. Oh, I didn't love that. There was a surprise
• 36:51
  attendee at Ariana Grande's concert. Oh, yeah.
• 36:55
  Kardashian. Man, that's got to make Pete and
• 36:57
  I feel great. If you remember, they both dated
• 36:59
  their Eskimo sisters. Pete Davidson. Pete's known
• 37:03
  for his, like, dong. Like, do you think they're...
• 37:06
  Oh, yeah. ...getting together and, like... They're
• 37:08
  probably comparing notes. Isn't walking side
• 37:10
  to side about Pete? Yeah, that was big time.
• 37:12
  Oh, God. She's had... Which makes Ethan Slater
• 37:15
  seem like a hammer time dude. All right, this
• 37:19
  is stepping. He's stuffing in them square pants.
• 37:21
  All right, I'm not in the mood for them. I am
• 37:25
  not in the mood. Can you tell I'm not in the
• 37:28
  mood? They don't get to the point. They just
• 37:29
  go, ah, blah. Ah, blah. Ah, blah! Mm -hmm. Happy
• 37:37
  Hot Topic! There was so much noise. Olivia Wilde
• 37:43
  is getting candid about her time in the spotlight
• 37:45
  over the last few years. During her sit -down
• 37:48
  with... Oh, she's such a friggin' hot cougar.
• 37:49
  Sit on my lap! Alex Cooper on the June 17th episode
• 37:54
  of the Call Her Daddy podcast. The 42 -year -old
• 37:59
  reveals how the public scrutiny during the press
• 38:01
  tour for her movie Don't Worry Darling took a
• 38:04
  toll on her and her subsequent relationship with
• 38:06
  co -star Harry Styles. She needed to take a step
• 38:09
  back from Hollywood. Like I needed to get quiet.
• 38:12
  I needed to hear myself again. I wish there was
• 38:16
  so much noise. Especially when you're getting
• 38:20
  laid. And it was a very unfamiliar thing to me
• 38:25
  to be thrust. Oh, whatever. You're going to thrust
• 38:27
  it around. But Harry, I wonder if he's Harry.
• 38:33
  Joe Alwyn may be ready for a new love story more
• 38:36
  than three years after his split from Taylor
• 38:38
  Swift. It's got to be weird. She got some of
• 38:40
  that beta mal, you know, like beta mal, like
• 38:43
  trans. In photos obtained by E! News, the actor
• 38:46
  was spotted getting cozy with actress Sarah Pidgeon
• 38:49
  during a recent outing in Brooklyn June 15th.
• 38:51
  The pair kept it close, walking through the borough
• 38:53
  hand -in -hand, Joe keeping it casual in a black
• 38:56
  t -shirt, jeans, and sneaker. Alright, so they
• 38:59
  looked good out and about. We're good for them.
• 39:01
  They're so adorable. Happy Hot Topic! Alright,
• 39:05
  what the fuck do I have here? Army Hammer details
• 39:10
  bringing what he calls very dangerous people
• 39:12
  into his life. Who, yourself? For getting canceled.
• 39:17
  Because you're a loser. The Call Me By Your Name
• 39:21
  star is addressing his past behavior that led
• 39:24
  to the derailment of his acting career. Let's
• 39:26
  be honest, it wasn't that great of a career anyway,
• 39:28
  because you're a nepo, baby, and you came from
• 39:30
  money. 2021. While he continues to deny the allegations
• 39:34
  of cannibalism, rape, and physical abuse lodged
• 39:37
  against him, Army candidly admits, I made these
• 39:40
  problems for myself. Yeah, you self -sabotage
• 39:43
  because you were bored because you're a rich
• 39:44
  person and you want to create problems. I've
• 39:46
  seen it. Happy Hot Topic! Shailene Woodley unveils
• 39:52
  a striking hair transformation. The 34 -year
• 39:56
  -old trades her usual brunette... Oh, my God,
• 39:58
  she's got a freaking blonde. What a hot piece
• 40:00
  of ass. ...trans for platinum blonde tresses.
• 40:03
  As for the root of this new do, she's currently
• 40:05
  working on her latest project, Count My Lies.
• 40:08
  That blonde hair really makes her chest look
• 40:12
  bigger. Happy Hot Topic! Tom Holland is setting
• 40:19
  the record straight. After months of speculation
• 40:22
  over his and Zendaya's relationship status, the
• 40:25
  Spider -Man star seemingly confirmed that the
• 40:27
  pair tied the knot. I don't know why. I mean,
• 40:30
  I get that the hairdresser was kind of a douchebag
• 40:32
  for announcing it. Don't get me wrong. But it
• 40:38
  was so weird how you're like denying it and denying
• 40:41
  it and denying it and denying it. And then all
• 40:44
  of a sudden you're like, oh yeah, it happened.
• 40:47
  The more you deny it and deny it. Yeah, you get
• 40:50
  it. But the more you deny it, the more people
• 40:53
  are going to be curious. Corey Feldman is tending
• 40:59
  to his health. The Stand By Me. I'm always rooting
• 41:02
  for him. He seems like such a disturbed soul.
• 41:04
  Actor's publicist confirms to USA Today that
• 41:07
  Feldman was hospitalized after experiencing a
• 41:10
  medical emergency while on a flight to Los Angeles
• 41:13
  June 15th. His rep sharing with the outlet that
• 41:16
  the 54 -year -old was met by paramedics upon
• 41:19
  landing at LAX, adding that the Goonies star
• 41:21
  was admitted to a nearby hospital where he was
• 41:24
  advised to rest overnight while awaiting MRI
• 41:26
  results. E -News has reached out to a rep for
• 41:29
  Feldman. I'm going to be honest. You guys never
• 41:33
  hear back. All right, time for Jelly Roll News.
• 41:36
  You, you, you, you, you, you, you walk in. Jelly
• 41:40
  Roll. Jelly Roll. You walk in, crowd goes tired.
• 41:50
  Same old stunt, same borrowed fire. Lip gloss
• 41:52
  sticking on your sleeve. Talk too loud, then
• 41:55
  you won't leave. You run like John, but it's
• 41:58
  all talk. Heavy boots on a tiny walk. Bunny X.
• 42:02
  Girl, you know he's a late fee everywhere you
• 42:05
  go He takes a place, then adds surprise Said
• 42:10
  that's just me with those same old eyes Jelly
• 42:15
  Roll, go away Jelly Roll Tally -Roll Go away
• 42:33
  Tally -Roll Tally -Roll Gold chain flash, deep
• 42:43
  little grin Same old mess you're draggin' in
• 42:46
  Promise big then break it small Always first
• 42:49
  to blame the wall Run this in, this thing will
• 42:52
  show Tired of the yes -man glow Just fits the
• 43:08
  middle Jelly roll, go away Jelly roll, go away
• 43:14
  But he needs a better day Jelly roll, go away
• 43:18
  Jelly roll, go away Jelly roll, go away Deserves
• 43:24
  more plain and clear Jelly roll, go away Let
• 43:28
  her breathe, let her shine Let her have her own
• 43:32
  damn life No more dragging through the door No
• 43:35
  more begging Jelly Roll! Jelly Roll! Jelly Roll!
• 43:49
  Go away! Jelly Roll! Go away! Jelly Roll! Go
• 43:54
  away! Bunny needs a band -aid! Jelly Roll! Go
• 43:59
  away! Oh yeah. Oops. 8 -5 -6. 49 -0 -B. 8 -5
• 44:10
  -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. So, Bunny XO posted
• 44:15
  a comment but deleted it and said that Jelly
• 44:17
  Roll could never sing Nickelback and that he
• 44:19
  was always struggling. We're about to see a lot
• 44:25
  of passive aggressiveness. And he erased Bunny
• 44:28
  XO from his Instagram bio. So now you know it's
• 44:31
  real. Forget the divorce of papers when you get
• 44:33
  rid of the bio. That's when it's real. Well,
• 44:37
  sure. I got it. Whatever. The date of Jelly Roll
• 44:53
  and Bunny XO's split is being revealed. According
• 44:55
  to the Williamson County Online Court Record
• 44:58
  System. What happened was he got scared, started
• 45:01
  to feel himself, and she probably was with him.
• 45:08
  Through thick and thin. Especially when he was
• 45:10
  thick. And now he's too good for help. And people
• 45:20
  are going to lose respect. People thought they
• 45:26
  were really in love. I never fell for it. Because
• 45:30
  I've been around a lot of famous people. And
• 45:35
  they're all the freaking same. Especially if
• 45:37
  you're friends with Bert Kreischer. I don't really
• 45:38
  trust you. Andrea DeFord, the country music star,
• 45:41
  filed for divorce just days after the pair's
• 45:43
  separation. So there's that. I don't want to
• 45:45
  be out here with these morons. Happy Hot Topic!
• 45:53
  Jelly Roll and Bunny XO are going their separate
• 45:55
  ways. Oh yeah! You know, he's going to regret
• 45:59
  it when she's getting planned on. We're about
• 46:02
  to see a lot of thirst traps. Hell, she might
• 46:06
  go back into OnlyFans. Bunny spoke openly about
• 46:09
  their future family plan. In her memoir, Stripped
• 46:12
  Down, Unfiltered and Unapologetic, which was
• 46:15
  officially released February 17th, Bunny shared
• 46:18
  details of she and Jelly Roll's difficult IVF
• 46:20
  journey, saying they found a surrogate and are
• 46:23
  hoping to welcome twins in the near future. Yeah,
• 46:27
  how did that happen? An exclusive interview February
• 46:30
  18th. The media personality described how their
• 46:32
  parenting style will be different than it was
• 46:35
  for kids Bailey and Noah. Yeah, they'll actually
• 46:37
  be good parents. Or they would have been. He
• 46:41
  would have been terrible. He's a terrible parent,
• 46:43
  but there you go. I love how they don't say the
• 46:59
  host of the dumb blonde podcast. It's like when
• 47:01
  they talk about Britney Spears and they say the
• 47:03
  toxic singer. I love how they specify it. Listen.
• 47:07
  Listen. A blonde podcaster shared several social
• 47:10
  media posts that seemingly allude to her feelings
• 47:12
  in the aftermath of Jelly Roll filing for divorce
• 47:15
  to end their marriage of nearly 10 years. In
• 47:18
  a June 15th TikTok video, Bunny lip syncs to
• 47:22
  Nickelback's single How You Remind Me. All right.
• 47:25
  So now she's doing what every woman does. Mm
• 47:28
  -hmm. After a breakup where they're hurting,
• 47:31
  their egos hurt, they're mad at the world. I
• 47:34
  get it. Mm -hmm. You don't have much besides
• 47:36
  being a dumb blonde. That is pretty freaking
• 47:39
  hot, even though you're kind of trashy. So now
• 47:41
  you have to rely on the man. You claim you don't
• 47:45
  need the man. But then what are you relying on?
• 47:48
  The man. I'm just saying. Can't be saying you
• 47:55
  don't need the man. And then all he's talking
• 47:57
  about is the man. Okay, so when we do Taylor
• 48:00
  Swift news, we're not allowed to put in the word
• 48:03
  Taylor Swift and to soon out the site that makes
• 48:06
  the AI music because she runs the world. And
• 48:08
  so I made a new song that's about her that will
• 48:11
  play every time we talk about Taylor Swift. Listen
• 48:13
  to the lyrics. Woo! Woo! Woo! Yeah! Woo! Woo!
• 48:22
  You can put in so long of everything You turn
• 48:30
  to the headlines and you watch the whole thing
• 48:34
  flow. Always the victim post, always the perfect
• 48:41
  face. You sign that little paper and you leave
• 48:48
  no little trace. Always down, always down Never
• 49:02
  you, never you It's always down, always down
• 49:30
  A small town soft thing Then you pulled the velvet
• 49:34
  loose Now every accident And every scar's a brand
• 49:41
  You say you're just being honest With the mic
• 49:44
  in your hand Tell me who gets blamed You never
• 49:47
  say your name You flip the frame, you flip the
• 49:50
  frame Then you walk away It's always them, always
• 49:54
  them Never you, never you It's always them, always
• 49:57
  them When you choose You love the room when you
• 50:16
  choose the size But if the mirrors are bad You
• 50:22
  disappear inside Then you make somebody else
• 50:40
  the car A bunch of laughing morons. They did
• 51:21
  a live show and it's Taylor Swift feeding Travis
• 51:23
  like a baby because he is one. All the cackling
• 51:28
  dummies and I'm crying. Parasocial morons. I
• 51:32
  think they care about him. Taylor Swift making
• 51:38
  a surprise cameo at New Heights Live in LA on
• 51:41
  Monday night to feed her fiance, Travis Kelsey,
• 51:45
  like a baby. Don't you feel stupider for hearing
• 51:53
  that? I do. I don't know how to talk anymore.
• 51:56
  I'm so stupid. The New York City mayor is hinting
• 51:59
  at some details of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's
• 52:02
  wedding. Though much of the couple's upcoming
• 52:04
  nuptials is being kept strictly under wraps,
• 52:07
  New York City Mayor Zoran Mamdani seems to...
• 52:10
  I like him. I know he's in a sketch ball. I don't
• 52:12
  trust him. But you know what? I wish millennials
• 52:15
  could run for office. I mean, is he any worse
• 52:17
  than what we have now? ...confirm that the pair's
• 52:19
  wedding is in fact taking place in the city this
• 52:22
  summer. I can't wait for that divorce. Here's
• 52:28
  the new Diddy music. But the light goes boom,
• 52:58
  talk real loud and you move real slick Big on
• 53:00
  the camera, small on the grip, you love that
• 53:02
  mirror Love that pose, love that yes man, circle
• 53:04
  that follows close But the whole damn vibe gets
• 53:06
  thin and stale When the green is fake and the
• 53:08
  stories fail Hands up high, let the truth get
• 53:11
  through The whole club knows what you do You
• 53:14
  point, they fold, you call that power But the
• 53:15
  floor stays cold in the final hour, hour Can't
• 53:40
  hide it when the bass goes boom Yeah, yeah, you
• 53:49
  love the flash, you love the flex But you leave
• 53:51
  a mess when you chase respect All that noise
• 53:53
  in the same old line Smoke, big talk, no spine
• 53:56
  I've seen that type, I know that face All your
• 53:58
  way in and you leave a trace But the joke don't
• 54:00
  land when the crowd won't cheer And the truth
• 54:02
  gets louder every year Let the truth get through
• 54:06
  The whole club knows what you do You point, they
• 54:08
  fold, you call that You can flash that smile.
• 54:45
  You can strike that pose. Still the cracks show
• 54:48
  up. In the afterglow. Fake it big. Fake it bright.
• 54:52
  Still can't outrun the heat tonight. Oh, yeah.
• 55:12
  Oh, no. He's a dish, man. Mm -hmm. All right.
• 55:17
  What's going on in the world of Denny? I'll just...
• 55:20
  Happy Hot Topic! We are going to turn now to
• 55:25
  Sean Combs' 2028 prison release. It's now moving
• 55:28
  up, and I've got our... I never know what to
• 55:30
  call him, Sean Combs. He's a daddy, he's a puff
• 55:33
  daddy, he's a loser. Criminal defense attorney
• 55:35
  here, Bernarda Villalona with me to break this
• 55:38
  all down. Bernarda, it is good to see you here.
• 55:41
  So people are searching, they want to know when
• 55:43
  is his new release date? Yeah, so the Can't Hold
• 55:46
  Me Down rapper is now expected to be released
• 55:49
  on February 23rd. The way she said that, it feels
• 55:51
  like she's siding with him. Mm, 2028. So originally
• 55:55
  it was supposed to be in May of 2028, but he's
• 55:58
  been able to shave off time from his sentencing
• 56:00
  for - You know what? I never want to hear anybody
• 56:02
  complain, oh, we need equal rights to women.
• 56:05
  And then we allow this coward, this loser, to
• 56:08
  essentially get away with it. I mean, yeah. He's
• 56:10
  serving time, but he should have got way more
• 56:12
  time. The problem was they were trying to attach
• 56:15
  him to charges that were unrealistic. Mm -hmm.
• 56:19
  And then you're already pushing the date back?
• 56:21
  Man. Being originally must be really nice. Various
• 56:26
  reasons. You know, he was convicted of transporting
• 56:29
  people here to engage in prostitution. We know.
• 56:32
  Mm -hmm. And worse, but they just had terrible
• 56:35
  charges. What reasons would justify an early
• 56:38
  release? I don't know because he's got money.
• 56:41
  In terms of what reasons justifies an early release,
• 56:44
  you've got to think that it's the Bureau of Prisons
• 56:45
  that's making this determination. Yeah, you know,
• 56:48
  he's probably a good guy in prison. Probably
• 56:50
  a nice guy with money. I'm not saying he's a
• 56:52
  good guy in real life, but I'm sure in prison
• 56:54
  he's fun to be around. Not the judge. So in terms
• 56:57
  of what factors are being considered are number
• 56:59
  one, how much time has he already served? All
• 57:02
  right, Bill. If you're going to already get only
• 57:04
  three years, let him serve all three years. I'm
• 57:08
  so sick of people. Everybody here risks people.
• 57:11
  And then things like this happen. But before
• 57:13
  being sentenced, he had already done about a
• 57:15
  year. So he gets credit for that. All right.
• 57:18
  He gets credit. That's how I feel about him.
• 57:23
  The other day, satisfy you. by him and R. Kelly
• 57:27
  came out by Spotify, and I was listening to it,
• 57:29
  but I felt so ick. I can't lie. He made a lot
• 57:35
  of good songs. The power man, when you listen
• 57:37
  to like Cassie or Danny Kane, and you hear him
• 57:40
  talking in the background, he's just making it
• 57:42
  about him, but he's a loser. Speaking of losers,
• 57:45
  here's our new segment, Jennifer Lopez News,
• 57:47
  and here's a song. Sweet. Then... You play the
• 59:29
  game, then lose. Watch out. We all know she's
• 1:01:01
  the worst. I remember it dawning on me. I was
• 1:01:10
  like, oh, you're not anonymous anymore. That's
• 1:01:16
  the smallest pie. That's what the smallest pie
• 1:01:23
  is. Another time. That was when I overworked
• 1:01:25
  myself. When I didn't realize my limit. I hate
• 1:01:30
  Smilas, it's just so, I don't know, I know it's
• 1:01:32
  popular, I know it's got a place, I know it's
• 1:01:35
  probably a good podcast, but they just ick me
• 1:01:38
  out, man. They just seem like douchebags. Some
• 1:01:45
  of the struggles she's faced with fame and the
• 1:01:48
  consequences of her working nonstop for months
• 1:01:52
  at a time. I feel that. I can relate to that.
• 1:01:54
  I have not taken a day off. I mean, I have time
• 1:01:56
  in the day that I take off, you know, but I've
• 1:01:59
  recorded like 18 days in a row. I can relate
• 1:02:01
  to that. The 56 -year -old actress was on the
• 1:02:04
  June 15th episode of the Smart List podcast with
• 1:02:07
  Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett. I
• 1:02:10
  feel like everyone forgets that Sean Hayes is
• 1:02:12
  there. I think of Will Arnett and Jason Man.
• 1:02:15
  Working for about three months straight. But
• 1:02:19
  what you're talking about is when I was doing
• 1:02:22
  enough. I think I had done like four movies in
• 1:02:25
  a row. You work hard to make your money. Shut
• 1:02:28
  up. Mm -hmm. Jennifer Lopez shares rare details
• 1:02:35
  about her parenting journey with twins Max and
• 1:02:37
  Emmy. The singer, who shares the now 18 -year
• 1:02:40
  -old with ex -husband Mark Anthony, marvels at
• 1:02:43
  her motherhood journey. Yeah, it's sandin'. He's
• 1:02:46
  a deadbeat loser. I hate deadbeat dads. I've
• 1:02:50
  dated girls with deadbeat dads. That is a real
• 1:02:54
  thing. All right, so she was able to do it. All
• 1:03:03
  right. It is a time for side chick news. Oh,
• 1:03:10
  it's my favorite one I made. Welcome to the circle
• 1:03:33
  Riding in the booth Cut straight through the
• 1:03:36
  surf Call it like I see it Feelings in the hearse,
• 1:03:39
  kid You click the key Now you get the whole thermos
• 1:03:42
  The libs playing games Acting like they saints
• 1:03:44
  Got a whole spouse home Still sliding to the
• 1:03:46
  dates Screenshots saved Little goodnight, babe
• 1:03:49
  Then they on a yacht pick Trying to hide the
• 1:03:52
  face From the field to the runway Everybody frontin'
• 1:03:55
  Posting healing energy While they DM huntin'
• 1:03:58
  Scrolling through the gram All I see is double
• 1:04:00
  lives You can't tag them We expose, we amuse
• 1:04:12
  Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon cruise
• 1:04:15
  Side chick news Whole world tuned to the truth
• 1:04:18
  You can hide from your man, can't hide from this
• 1:04:21
  boo Side chick news Moonlight flashing Who you
• 1:04:27
  trying to text? Got a ring on your hand Still
• 1:04:29
  shopping for the next G All teams stressing,
• 1:04:32
  trying to spin it for the press But the group
• 1:04:33
  chat memes got receipts on deck From the field
• 1:04:36
  goals missing to the model in the mist One post
• 1:04:39
  off life, next post side twist You a free spirit
• 1:04:42
  but the rent still split Funny how the timeline
• 1:04:45
  never shows that bit Look, I'm just reading what
• 1:04:48
  the headlines say I'm the voice in your car,
• 1:04:51
  you pretend you hate me Laughing at the drama,
• 1:04:53
  yeah we know it ain't new Welcome back to the
• 1:04:57
  zoo. This that side chick news. Side chick news.
• 1:05:00
  Ryan, how you going to do? Every fraud, every
• 1:05:03
  fling, every late night move. We expose, we amuse.
• 1:05:07
  Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon cruise.
• 1:05:10
  Side chick news. Whole world tuned to the truth.
• 1:05:13
  You can't hide from your man, can't hide from
• 1:05:15
  this booze. Side chick news. Breaking, breaking,
• 1:05:20
  breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking
• 1:05:23
  another complicated scene. Another, we were on
• 1:05:27
  a break. Got him. Explanation. If you gotta say
• 1:05:31
  we low -key, that's the clue. You ain't mad.
• 1:05:34
  I got it. Side chick news. This that side chick
• 1:05:41
  news. Side chick news. Right, I be gon' choose.
• 1:05:45
  Every fraud, every fling, every late night move.
• 1:05:48
  We expose, we amuse. Yeah, we say it like it
• 1:05:51
  is on the afternoon cruise. Side chick news.
• 1:05:54
  Whole world tune. to the truth. You can't hide
• 1:05:57
  from your man, can't hide from this boo. Side
• 1:05:59
  chick news. Oh yeah, it's getting hot right now.
• 1:06:06
  Happy Hot Topic. Justin Timberlake and Jessica
• 1:06:12
  Biel have a day out in the city. You know why
• 1:06:16
  I chose it for side chick news? It should have
• 1:06:19
  been side dude news, but he cheats on her all
• 1:06:21
  the time. Then I'm not going to let it get overlooked.
• 1:06:25
  The couple, who share sons Silas and Phineas,
• 1:06:28
  take a stroll through New York City while wearing
• 1:06:30
  matching black ensemble. I'm so cute. I've been
• 1:06:35
  around so many people that cheat on their wives.
• 1:06:38
  That I love when you see them in a bed with their
• 1:06:41
  wife. I love when I'm about to whip somebody's
• 1:06:45
  hand. I love my wife. So nauseating. We know
• 1:06:51
  you're cheering on them, dude. Are you supposed
• 1:06:54
  to go, oh, they love their wife. For Justin,
• 1:07:00
  he opts for a polo and drawstring pants. Jessica
• 1:07:04
  goes for a t -shirt, oversized button down. Do
• 1:07:08
  you have any credibility, Jessica? You get cheated
• 1:07:11
  on all the time. You know those little bombs
• 1:07:16
  in your vagina? You probably got that from him.
• 1:07:19
  When he was banging other women. I hope you're
• 1:07:22
  at least getting your own. Leggings and a crossbody
• 1:07:26
  bag. There you go. So there's that. And here's
• 1:07:30
  this clip going through of Hailey Bieber on Call
• 1:07:39
  Her Daddy saying if she was dating Justin Bieber
• 1:07:46
  while he was with Selena Gomez, which we all
• 1:07:48
  know he was. Your husband was in a very public
• 1:07:52
  relationship. Kids, people were obsessed with
• 1:07:56
  the idea of them. People were confused on the
• 1:07:59
  timeline you're talking about of like. There
• 1:08:02
  is no timeline. We know she's a side chick. She
• 1:08:05
  wanted to marry him. I just wish side chicks
• 1:08:08
  would be honest with themselves. Yeah, you ruined
• 1:08:10
  marriages. Yeah, you're. But just embrace it.
• 1:08:13
  If you're going to do it. At least be honest
• 1:08:16
  about it. That would be appreciated. Is she a
• 1:08:20
  homewrecker? You are a homewrecker, honey. So
• 1:08:23
  I guess my question is, Haley, were you ever
• 1:08:27
  with Justin romantically at the same time as
• 1:08:32
  her? No. No. You're lying. We all know you went
• 1:08:39
  back and forth, but her mood's probably too much
• 1:08:43
  for his immaturity to handle, and you probably
• 1:08:45
  really brought the ruckus in bed. But you're
• 1:08:48
  a sidekick. You'll always be one. Not one time.
• 1:08:53
  You're lying. When him and I started hanging
• 1:08:56
  out, like, okay. Let's just put it this way.
• 1:08:58
  Ah, yeah, you're lying. You're trying to think
• 1:09:00
  of what to say. When him and I ever started,
• 1:09:02
  like, hooking up or, like, anything of that sort,
• 1:09:06
  he was not ever in a relationship. Yeah. You're
• 1:09:11
  lying. You ruined a relationship. So why would
• 1:09:14
  she be honest? I don't even know why Alex Cooper
• 1:09:17
  would ask. Like, why would you trust her? She's
• 1:09:19
  a sidekick. Ever. Ever. Ever, ever, ever. At
• 1:09:24
  any point. We don't believe you. Why? Because
• 1:09:26
  you're always going to be a side chick. That
• 1:09:29
  is your reputation. Speaking of side chicks,
• 1:09:34
  it's time for Kardashian News. It is. Right now.
• 1:09:47
  There's no fluff, raw truth and wine. Mic's hot,
• 1:09:51
  Hoppy speaks what's on his mind. Nepotism's thrown,
• 1:09:54
  they sitting in the plush. Built an empire off
• 1:09:56
  nothing but the hush. Reality's a script, ain't
• 1:09:59
  no realness in the cut. Talents on vacation,
• 1:10:01
  they just taking what's corrupt. Hoppy's on the
• 1:10:04
  mic, call it verbal demolition. Exposing fake
• 1:10:06
  lives, media's worse addiction. Idiocracy crammed,
• 1:10:09
  it's the brain on snooze. Clickbait queens, welcome
• 1:10:12
  to Kardashian News. Where the Where the truth
• 1:10:15
  gets head, I'll be breaking down the hype, y
• 1:10:17
  'all beware. Fake smells, fake lies, fake lives,
• 1:10:20
  fake drama, they choose. No talent required,
• 1:10:22
  it's Kardashian News. It's Kardashian News. Where
• 1:10:25
  the truth gets head, I'll be breaking down the
• 1:10:28
  hype, y 'all beware. Fake smells, fake lies,
• 1:10:30
  fake lives, fake drama, they choose. No talent
• 1:10:32
  required, it's Kardashian News. Alright now.
• 1:10:36
  Happy Hot Topic! It's sad. It's annoying. It's
• 1:11:04
  very sad. That sucks. It's time for Jimmy Kimmel
• 1:11:14
  news. You sell punchlines, I sell proof. Big
• 1:11:43
  talk, lil' heat. All that noise, still weak.
• 1:11:48
  You clap for yourself, that's sad. Try to look
• 1:11:52
  cool, still bad. I hear your name, I just smirk.
• 1:11:56
  Whole vibe, flimsy, whole act, work, work. Step
• 1:12:00
  up, step up, say it with your chest. Act tough,
• 1:12:04
  act tough, act tough, but you're never best to
• 1:12:06
  test. Jimmy Kimmel, you're bad. Jimmy Kimmel,
• 1:12:12
  douchebag Say it loud, let it drag Jimmy Kimmel,
• 1:12:17
  douchebag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Jimmy Kimmel,
• 1:12:22
  douchebag Try to flex, what you like? Jimmy Kimmel,
• 1:12:27
  douchebag You got jokes, but they still now Same
• 1:12:31
  old smile, same fake wow You swing soft with
• 1:12:35
  a velvet glove All that chatter, no love I don't
• 1:12:53
  mean to pause in the middle of the song, but
• 1:12:54
  the freaking page is about the crash here on
• 1:12:57
  Daily Mail. So I want to make sure that the Jimmy
• 1:12:59
  Kimmel line gets in. He makes an incest joke
• 1:13:01
  about Ivanka and Trump. This is why most 80th
• 1:13:05
  birthday parties happen at noon. He did wake
• 1:13:08
  up for the big upset of the night when Justin
• 1:13:10
  Gaethje beat Elia Torpea and afterwards or something
• 1:13:14
  like that brought his mother in to meet the first
• 1:13:17
  family. What a moment for Carolina Gaethje, an
• 1:13:21
  amazing woman, getting to meet President Trump
• 1:13:24
  and the First Lady Ivanka. The First Lady Ivanka?
• 1:13:28
  I guess somebody's birthday wish came true. Ha
• 1:13:33
  ha ha ha ha. Usually I don't like Trump. And
• 1:13:38
  usually I don't like Jimmy Kimmel. But it is
• 1:13:43
  very unknown that Trump has said some weird things
• 1:13:48
  about his daughter. Oh, you don't believe me,
• 1:13:51
  manga? Here it is. Hmm. Thank you, everyone.
• 1:13:55
  Donald Trump has every right to be proud of his
• 1:13:58
  daughter. Ivanka is a successful Ivy League -educated
• 1:14:01
  businesswoman, author, and mother. She's now
• 1:14:04
  helping run his campaign and introduced her father
• 1:14:07
  at the... She's such a hot piece of ass. ...Republican
• 1:14:09
  convention. Yet at times, his fatherly... There
• 1:14:12
  he is, touching her ass. ...phrase is downright
• 1:14:15
  cringeworthy, like on The View in 2006. I've
• 1:14:18
  said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps
• 1:14:20
  I'd be dating her. Stop it! Oh, it's so weird.
• 1:14:24
  Yeah, it's off -putting. You know what? You are
• 1:14:26
  sick. Far from protecting his daughter from being
• 1:14:29
  talked about as a sex object, he has encouraged
• 1:14:32
  it multiple times. On Howard Stern's radio show
• 1:14:35
  in 2004. Here it is. Four, and then again in
• 1:14:38
  2006. By the way, your daughter, she's beautiful.
• 1:14:42
  Can I say this? A piece of ass. She looks more
• 1:14:45
  voluptuous than ever. She's actually always been
• 1:14:47
  very voluptuous. In May, Ivanka described herself
• 1:14:55
  as a feminist while defending her father on CBS
• 1:14:58
  after a scathing New York Times article about
• 1:15:01
  his alleged negative... Damn. And now Stern's
• 1:15:06
  like, I don't like Trump. He liked him when he
• 1:15:08
  made him money, dude. Shut the fuck up. I listened
• 1:15:10
  to the guy, but Jesus Christ. Speaking of Trump,
• 1:15:14
  he went to Epstein Island. Mm -hmm. He ain't
• 1:15:45
  a savior, just a brand new sale. All right. I
• 1:16:05
  know. Oh, geez. Vice President J .D. Vance insisting
• 1:16:17
  that the White House has been transparent about
• 1:16:18
  the Epstein investigation. No, it hasn't. There's
• 1:16:21
  millions of pictures of Trump with Epstein. And
• 1:16:26
  there's no way in hell that nothing happened.
• 1:16:28
  But because it's their guy, everybody else involved
• 1:16:32
  with the Epstein case is guilty. But Trump, he
• 1:16:35
  was just there playing backjack. He actually
• 1:16:38
  appeared on The View this morning with our...
• 1:16:40
  Yeah, those cackling hens went after him. ...ladies
• 1:16:42
  and was pressed on a New York Times report that
• 1:16:46
  he was the leading voice behind the scenes at
• 1:16:48
  the White House calling for the release of all
• 1:16:50
  the Epstein files. I was listening to Howard
• 1:16:52
  Stern say that nobody was allowed in the SiriusXM
• 1:16:55
  building because J .D. was there. You're a douchebag!
• 1:16:59
  With small D energy, you're not that important.
• 1:17:01
  He used to tweet about how he didn't like the
• 1:17:03
  president and now he got his mouth all over him.
• 1:17:05
  Your mouth all over him or whatever. The Times
• 1:17:08
  also reporting that Vance floated the idea of
• 1:17:10
  having Tucker Carlson interview Ghislaine Maxwell
• 1:17:13
  to make clear that the president had nothing
• 1:17:16
  to do with Epstein. Oh, totally. Where's she
• 1:17:19
  been? But was rebuffed. What I disagree with
• 1:17:24
  is the idea that the White House wasn't committed
• 1:17:26
  to full transparency. Shut up. You guys took
• 1:17:29
  like three weeks to release it. Then everything
• 1:17:31
  involving the TRUMP was all of a sudden not in
• 1:17:34
  the freaking logs? Shut up. Remember, like, I
• 1:17:37
  was inside the room when some of these decisions
• 1:17:38
  were made. Yeah, and you guys protected your
• 1:17:40
  boys, is what it was. The Epstein Files Transparency
• 1:17:43
  Act, the one that the president signed, the one
• 1:17:46
  that led to all these files that we're seeing,
• 1:17:47
  the emails. By the way, again, sorry, do I have
• 1:17:50
  to defend my boss? I know you guys don't always
• 1:17:51
  appreciate this, but... Here's your boss. You're
• 1:17:57
  whipped by him. Yeah, bitch. You know, one of
• 1:18:01
  the things you see in the Epstein emails is that
• 1:18:03
  Jeffrey Epstein hated Donald Trump. Yeah, because
• 1:18:06
  they were former friends. It doesn't mean deadly
• 1:18:09
  squat. You can hate somebody, but still have
• 1:18:12
  hung out with them. Yeah, I hung out with Pat
• 1:18:14
  and Aaron at 95 .3 WDAE. They may not like them.
• 1:18:18
  They think they're just terrible. I'm just saying,
• 1:18:20
  you can hang around with somebody and not be
• 1:18:23
  their friend and still be involved. Savannah
• 1:18:27
  Chrisley says her dad loves her new boyfriend,
• 1:18:30
  but does not like the age gap. And here's Ted
• 1:18:32
  Cruz being asked about Justin Trudeau dating
• 1:18:37
  Katy Perry. Here it is. Hey, I've got a very
• 1:18:43
  TMZ question for you. What do you think about
• 1:18:46
  Justin Trudeau? You know, there's an old phrase
• 1:18:55
  of outkicking your coverage. Which I think is
• 1:18:59
  the stupidest thing Ted could have said. First
• 1:19:00
  of all, he's a loser! Second of all, Justin Trudeau,
• 1:19:05
  I'm not into men. I gotta promise you that, Ted.
• 1:19:08
  I'm not into men. But Justin Trudeau's a very
• 1:19:12
  good looking guy. You're just jealous. You're
• 1:19:17
  probably dating someone that's your beard. I
• 1:19:19
  totally get a little weird vibes from him. Shut
• 1:19:23
  up. And I think Justin's managed to do something.
• 1:19:27
  Hell yeah. Man, Ted Cruz is such a douchebag.
• 1:19:33
  I know all the men are going, he cares about
• 1:19:36
  us. No, no, don't care about us. The sooner you
• 1:19:39
  learn that, the better. All right, we'll be right
• 1:19:42
  back. Hang on. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy
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  in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com. Hoppy Hour
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  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
• 1:20:02
  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
• 1:20:07
  is poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
• 1:20:13
  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
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  listening to this next song, you can skip over
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  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,
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  Here's L .E .P. Bogus Boys with Chi -Town's anthem.
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  We'll be right back. Okay? Cool. Whatever. We'll
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  be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be
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  right back. Never caught a flag from the loaded
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  Wild Hunts Neutron, kill a nigga, you even ride
• 1:21:16
  under You 5 or a 6, and you better run your neck
• 1:21:20
  When you walk up in the county, and they ask
• 1:21:22
  what you is All well, she be, Vice Lord, Daddy
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  King BDMC, you reach fantasy Ain't livin' by
• 1:21:30
  the creed in the state of Illinois Chiefs still
• 1:21:32
  pull rank on the streets from in the joint I've
• 1:21:35
  been appointed a position of authority Then this
• 1:21:38
  organization, you don't wanna warn me To catch
• 1:21:44
  a fucking violation if you disrespect me When
• 1:21:52
  we layin' in the ditch, ain't nobody playin'
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  bitch Hoppin' back and straight into it, everybody
• 1:21:57
  say the shit From the hundreds to the loon, east
• 1:22:06
  to west and to the prune Motherfucker lay it
• 1:22:08
  low, everybody say it too We in the middle of
• 1:22:11
  the action In the midst of the gun fights and
• 1:22:14
  stabbing You better have that card with you,
• 1:22:17
  we can pass it on Cause we are making next best
• 1:22:19
  spot, that's fantastic You gotta ask them, Illinois
• 1:22:23
  boys grinding Why don't you think that nigga
• 1:22:26
  out here will really drive you? See, I'm highly
• 1:22:28
  respected You don't know what we see, gangster
• 1:22:31
  and fester and fester I got more than the status,
• 1:22:34
  we'll connect, we'll connect, we believe Leave
• 1:22:37
  in the chimney, elect the elect You got a death
• 1:22:41
  wish, you go against your brain Time to die now
• 1:22:43
  We got rules and regulations in the shot Any
• 1:22:52
  layin' in the ditch Ain't nobody playin' bitch
• 1:22:55
  I get back and spray the tip Everybody say the
• 1:22:57
  shit I'm the hundredth kid alone Everybody said
• 1:23:09
  don't shit, I don't know what you heard All I
• 1:23:12
  know is you care except for corn when you come
• 1:23:14
  to Chicago Make sure you understand that we gang
• 1:23:18
  bangers We don't care about no damn rap But on
• 1:23:21
  that note, let's get this shit straight I ain't
• 1:23:24
  the one to lip -box, switch it back and forth
• 1:23:26
  on a mixtape Even though you say that's hip -hop,
• 1:23:29
  well, nigga, I don't play A motherfucker discount,
• 1:23:32
  he gon' get popped Nah, I ain't wavin' I'm just
• 1:23:35
  letting you know when the dope I'm as gangsta
• 1:23:38
  as it get I play with it like you think I'm joking
• 1:23:41
  We'll come shoot the town up Bounce on the first
• 1:23:44
  thing, smoke it Smoke Charlie, it's that real
• 1:23:47
  I'm telling you, don't let this fucking rap shit
• 1:23:49
  get your ass killed Goofy, that beef ain't shit
• 1:23:52
  to me Especially when I just signed a deal I
• 1:23:55
  need the publicity I'm laying in the density
• 1:24:05
  Ain't nobody playin' bitch Cock it back, it's
• 1:24:07
  greater too Everybody say the shit, shot Guns
• 1:24:11
  In the Hunnids' fields, got it Used to have to
• 1:24:17
  do the food Motherfucker layin' low Everybody
• 1:24:19
  say it, show shot Only layin' in the ditch Ain't
• 1:24:28
  nobody playin', bitch Cock it back, it's greater
• 1:24:30
  too Everybody say the shit, shot I am. That's
• 1:24:47
  where I'm from. The Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
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  on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Welcome to Hoppy Hour.
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  And now for something completely different. Door
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  here it is. The most recent radio show on the
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  planet. And the other stations are tuned in too.
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  Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking down the scenes.
• 1:27:21
  NBA drama, living out the dreams. Fans wise,
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  wild, stories about the queens. Dropping out
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  his bombs, all in on the schemes. Hoppy proves
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  Manny knows it all. Through scandals to the court,
• 1:27:33
  rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.
• 1:27:37
  Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe. MJ to Kobe,
• 1:27:41
  legends in the game. Shaq's big presence, true
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  hall of fame. Javi spills the tea, ain't playing
• 1:27:47
  tame. Behind the curtain, nothing left the same.
• 1:27:50
  Javi smooths many numbers at all. Through scandals
• 1:27:53
  to the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll
• 1:27:56
  have a ball. Javi, I don't got that shot at all.
• 1:28:00
  All right, we have so much to get into here.
• 1:28:03
  First of all, this is Carl Anthony Towns. Talking
• 1:28:06
  about his, when his wedding's going to be. I
• 1:28:09
  don't know where they're having theirs. For me,
• 1:28:12
  I would, I need to start planning it. Yeah. When
• 1:28:17
  you're engaged. The thing is, dude. If you don't
• 1:28:23
  have a date, you're just trying to let her down.
• 1:28:25
  Starting there, the only thing I've been planning
• 1:28:27
  this whole time was an NBA championship. Damn,
• 1:28:29
  well, you know, she's been planning on winning.
• 1:28:31
  This news is very sad. Took a bachelorette party
• 1:28:35
  hosted by NBA star Tyrese Halliburton's fiance,
• 1:28:37
  Jay Jones, when one of her friends unfortunately
• 1:28:39
  passed away in St. Barts earlier this month.
• 1:28:42
  TMZ Sports has learned. Yeah. This is going to
• 1:28:46
  make the honeymoon a little awkward. Sources
• 1:28:49
  close to the situation say the 26 -year -old
• 1:28:51
  Mackenzie Kern passed away unexpectedly from
• 1:28:53
  health complications, not suspected that foul
• 1:28:55
  play, drugs, or alcohol contributed to her death
• 1:28:57
  in any way. Kern and Jones were teammates on
• 1:28:59
  the Iowa State cheerleading squad together and
• 1:29:01
  had remained very close over the years. Yeah,
• 1:29:03
  I'm pretty sure I've seen pictures of him because
• 1:29:04
  I follow him on Instagram sharing pictures of
• 1:29:06
  the snow bunnies over at his house and she was
• 1:29:10
  one of them. We were told Kern passed away on
• 1:29:12
  June 8th, around the time the group was slated
• 1:29:13
  to return from St. Bart's. Yeah, you know, they
• 1:29:15
  were trying to postpone that as much as possible,
• 1:29:17
  being released. Here's James Harden talking about
• 1:29:19
  the arrest. Um, yeah. Like, you don't understand
• 1:29:29
  how hard it is to work. And then the longevity
• 1:29:33
  of it, you know, it's a handful of guys that
• 1:29:35
  understands it and knows it. And, you know...
• 1:29:49
  I don't even know what he's saying, but he said
• 1:29:51
  he doesn't know how the gun got there. How do
• 1:29:53
  you not see it in the fucking car yet? Here's
• 1:29:56
  a Carl Anthony Towns saying if he avoided sex
• 1:29:58
  being interviewed by Stern. He was joking around.
• 1:30:02
  He said he told you guys to avoid sex during
• 1:30:04
  the postseason. Did you take that seriously?
• 1:30:07
  I'm happily engaged, man. I would definitely
• 1:30:09
  say when I came home and told my fiance what
• 1:30:12
  he said, she didn't like to hear that one. She
• 1:30:16
  wants to get plowed. Really? You ignored James
• 1:30:21
  Dolan and you said, listen, honey, I am going
• 1:30:23
  to deliver the goods. I love hearing the prominent
• 1:30:27
  details. Good interview, Mr. I would say she's
• 1:30:30
  very happy. I love it. I'm a good guy. How long
• 1:30:34
  have you been engaged? This sounds like a romantic
• 1:30:35
  story. To me, listen, that woman is special,
• 1:30:38
  man. There's a reason why. Yeah, she's a former
• 1:30:40
  bus down, turn one. Married. We've been engaged
• 1:30:43
  since Christmas Eve. Okay, so that's not that
• 1:30:46
  bad. But now it's time to get working on that
• 1:30:48
  engagement. Because if you have an engagement,
• 1:30:52
  like I said, but no wedding in sight, you're
• 1:30:55
  lying to yourself. There you go. And then here's
• 1:30:59
  J .R. Smith saying that the Cavs need to treat
• 1:31:02
  the former players better like the Knicks do.
• 1:31:04
  You should take care of your players. That should
• 1:31:07
  be your thing. It shouldn't be a thing to where
• 1:31:09
  it's like, You look at some of these dudes who,
• 1:31:15
  and this is not my generation, this is generations
• 1:31:17
  older than me. Go through hard times because
• 1:31:23
  they don't have it and you literally are a legend
• 1:31:26
  walking around the city. Whatever, dude. Here's
• 1:31:31
  Tracy McGrady saying Dylan Harper has to start.
• 1:31:35
  I don't give a flip. That kid has to start. I'm
• 1:31:37
  not saying Fox has to go, but he got to come
• 1:31:40
  off of that starting point. Here's the guy saying
• 1:31:45
  why Wimby's a douche. He's a fucking asshole.
• 1:31:48
  That's what he is. Wimby is an absolute fucking
• 1:31:52
  asshole. He's a fucking baby giraffe. Flar. I'll
• 1:32:01
  do the opinions here. Here's Draymond about punching
• 1:32:04
  Jordan Poole. A bunch of situations like that
• 1:32:07
  growing up. Sometimes I was the guy. Sometimes
• 1:32:11
  I wasn't. Yeah, so you've always had kind of
• 1:32:14
  a problem. Carlos, we move on. And so that's
• 1:32:18
  how I've always approached it. Yeah, you know,
• 1:32:20
  I'll just punch people and don't forgive me.
• 1:32:22
  And Ryan Clark's giving him a kiss -ass interview
• 1:32:24
  like he always does because he's a douchebag.
• 1:32:29
  So when that situation happened, I'm like, all
• 1:32:33
  right, cool, we move on. Whatever. He said he
• 1:32:35
  blacked out during it. Thierry Rogier wants to
• 1:32:38
  return to the NBA. Maybe he shouldn't have been
• 1:32:40
  gambling. Here is, what's his name? What's that
• 1:32:44
  guy's name? Peter from Good Morning Football
• 1:32:48
  talking about Wemby. Peter Schrager. Pretty play.
• 1:32:53
  Bad attitude in the press conference afterwards.
• 1:32:56
  And then having the Cardinals in as a sports
• 1:32:59
  reporter saying we outplayed them and we should
• 1:33:02
  have won. Yeah, that was pretty stupid. Is he
• 1:33:05
  a bad guy already? Did it just happen like that?
• 1:33:08
  It did. He's from France. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Here's
• 1:33:13
  Draymond Green saying NBA GMs are pretty dumb
• 1:33:16
  to the Paul George podcast, which they're pretty
• 1:33:19
  dumb for how much money he's made. No, not at
• 1:33:23
  all. Actually, most of them are pretty fucking
• 1:33:27
  dumb. Yeah, page is nine figures. I agree. Tracy
• 1:33:33
  McGrady says that Jalen Brunson's fourth quarters
• 1:33:35
  remind him of Kobe. Well, he didn't grow up in
• 1:33:37
  that era where Kobe was winning championships.
• 1:33:39
  Who does he kind of remind you of? You got to
• 1:33:41
  look at Kobe, because for three quarters, it
• 1:33:45
  was feed Shaq. It was definitely not Tracy McGrady,
• 1:33:48
  because you're a joke artist. Shaq involved,
• 1:33:49
  and in the fourth quarter, you know, it's Kobe
• 1:33:51
  time. Oh, yeah. LeBron says he won't date a stay
• 1:33:56
  -at -home mom. Mm -hmm. Today, if... I was not
• 1:34:00
  in a relationship today. I could not have a stay
• 1:34:05
  -at -home woman. Now you have side checks in
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  Toronto. Yo, it's Hoppy, I will be about to go
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  live. Terrible fake news, it's the place we arrive.
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  From the beach to the... The city's crazy moves.
• 1:35:19
  We got sunshine, drama, and the traffic heat.
• 1:35:23
  Stories so bold they knock you off your seat.
• 1:35:49
  We're having problems. We're having playback
• 1:35:53
  problems. It's going to be in this shop. Let's
• 1:35:59
  see what we can do here. 856. I tried to open
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  too many tabs at once. I was trying to be cool.
• 1:36:04
  856 -49 -Hobby. I just sound like Mike Tyson.
• 1:36:07
  856 -494 -6773. Man, this new room I'm using,
• 1:36:12
  it's not that different. It's still a computer
• 1:36:14
  board, but it's just so funny. I'm sitting differently.
• 1:36:16
  I'm like... I could easily just pretend like
• 1:36:19
  it's not bothering me, but it feels good to vent
• 1:36:21
  to the audience because most radio shows would
• 1:36:23
  be like, the audience doesn't know. Keep going.
• 1:36:26
  And no same consultants wonder why radio is dying,
• 1:36:28
  which, by the way, I'm so sick of the boomers
• 1:36:30
  who are gatekeeping in radio. I'm LinkedIn saying
• 1:36:33
  radio is not dead. Why is there one thing radio
• 1:36:34
  is dead? Radio is not dying, but it's definitely
• 1:36:37
  in the AARP mode. I mean, I essentially do a
• 1:36:40
  radio. I mean, I'm heard in Fresno, but I essentially
• 1:36:43
  do a radio show on a podcast. I mean, at Ryan
• 1:36:46
  Hoppy Radio. You can always email me, ryanhoppyradio
• 1:36:49
  at gmail .com. Go to my website for everything
• 1:36:53
  I've talked about today. Oh, yeah, baby. That's
• 1:36:56
  at ryanhoppyradio .com. All right. I got all
• 1:36:59
  the websites loaded. Let's get into it. Right
• 1:37:05
  now. I just... Yeah. Oops. I meant to click this.
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  I'm getting used to this new room. I'll give
• 1:37:12
  me a chance, okay? I'm ready to go right now.
• 1:37:18
  A man was behind bars tonight after deputies
• 1:37:21
  say he tried to kill his girlfriend. Man, there's
• 1:37:24
  so many losers out there. The Hillsborough County
• 1:37:27
  Sheriff's Office says 20 -year -old Levi Stevenson
• 1:37:31
  got into a fight with his girlfriend, took her
• 1:37:34
  phone to keep her from calling police, and then
• 1:37:36
  hit her. We are learning more about the case
• 1:37:44
  against a Tampa police officer. What the hell
• 1:37:46
  is going on with the Tampa police? There's a
• 1:37:48
  lot of bad ones. Mm -hmm. He's having a relationship
• 1:37:51
  with a 16 -year -old boy. Good evening, everyone.
• 1:37:54
  I'm Josh Benson. I'm Jennifer Lee. Thank you
• 1:37:56
  for joining us. Ah, yeah, Jennifer's so hot.
• 1:37:57
  Joining us, detectives say a cyber tip led to
• 1:38:01
  the officer's arrest. News Channel 8's Georgia
• 1:38:03
  MacArthur joins us now. Ah, I love her. You know
• 1:38:05
  that line on my podcast? The semen was so big
• 1:38:07
  when she meant to say cement. That was her. Alive
• 1:38:09
  in Tampa, where this officer is no longer on
• 1:38:11
  the job. Oh, thank God! I don't know. There seems
• 1:38:14
  like... So many people. I don't like Sheriff
• 1:38:17
  Chase. He's a good enough guy. I've hung out
• 1:38:20
  with him. He means well. But did. Yeah, Jen and
• 1:38:29
  Josh, Tampa police, as you can imagine, say this
• 1:38:31
  officer was immediately relieved of his duties.
• 1:38:34
  All right, so you're trying to talk to a 16 -year
• 1:38:36
  -old boy. There's this. The owner of a small
• 1:38:38
  business in northeast Tampa is thankful to be
• 1:38:40
  alive tonight after an impaired driver plowed
• 1:38:43
  into her business on North 40th Street. That's
• 1:38:46
  not the plowing you want to give her. So her
• 1:38:48
  business got destroyed. And then there's this
• 1:38:51
  right here, these morons. And right now we are
• 1:38:55
  learning more about this situation right here.
• 1:38:57
  A crash in Pinellas County that caused a major
• 1:38:59
  traffic jam. It was earlier today. Five people
• 1:39:02
  were hurt in the process on U .S. 19 near East
• 1:39:04
  Bay. Yeah, US 19, especially around East Bay,
• 1:39:08
  is a bunch of losers! Don't know how to drive.
• 1:39:11
  Drive? Largo police say it was caused by an elderly
• 1:39:14
  driver out there that was - Yeah, I feel like
• 1:39:16
  - I know, I know, it's gonna sound a little rude.
• 1:39:18
  I feel like old people every year need to get,
• 1:39:20
  not tested, but make sure you're good enough
• 1:39:22
  to drive, because, uh, most of them are anonymous.
• 1:39:25
  I do. Woo! Live from the go, y 'all. Woo! Woo!
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  Ryan and the Bulls stand tall, got it, yeah Turn,
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  turn, turn, turn Six, yeah Six mad, but he been
• 1:39:49
  in these mics All in ten heights, now the cynic
• 1:39:52
  is tight From the berms to the block, that's
• 1:39:54
  a hell of a hike Turn the dial, see his name
• 1:39:57
  on the lights He got callers on the lines, trying
• 1:40:00
  to break they news From the side to the sticks,
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  Yeah, good luck with that. It means well, but
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  whatever. Static crackle, mic pops, the hour
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  is hot Cleveland skyline foggy, steel mills choppy
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  City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy
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  Radio waves, carry tales, but they ain't gloves
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  The concrete jungle, potholes where dreams collapse
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  Downtown echoes, the cabs and faded cabs Past
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  the preaching hustle, corner kids trading maps
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  belt blues, every crack, every flaw Until it
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  I absolutely love that name. He's a boomer, and
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  It can take more than two decades on average
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  for a death row inmate to be put to death, if
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  at all. Honestly, I believe in the death penalty,
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  but if it's going to take three decades to get
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  rid of somebody, just get rid of it. It's a waste
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  of our taxpayers' money. Mm -hmm. Queasy Brian,
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  the man who... All right, so there's that, and
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  then there's this headline I'm very passionate
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  about. I could not believe that Ohio... I actually
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  couldn't believe it, but I could believe it,
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  that Ohio got rid of the thing that is known...
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  Mm -hmm. ...as hemp -derived drinks. Who cares,
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  For now. For now. What a stupid battle. You got
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  could do to fix Ohio, but this is what they focus
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  So it's pretty exciting. Back in March, we told
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  you Ohioans for cannabis choice didn't collect
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  marijuana restrictions. The Republicans that
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  should get high. And a total ban on intoxicating
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  hemp products. As a result, Senate Bill 56 went
• 1:47:57
  into effect across Ohio and hurt Zimmerman and
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  dozens of I love Zimmerman. He follows me on
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  Instagram. I follow him. He's a good dude. Business
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  owners. Good paying jobs all left. Taxes all
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  left. Consumer choice all left. And all the things
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  you could be working on in Ohio. You think you're
• 1:48:14
  focusing on a hemp drink? Who cares? What about
• 1:48:17
  those? Who cares if someone works at a factory
• 1:48:19
  and wants to drink a hemp drink after work? What
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  does Mike DeWine do but sit in his office? Your
• 1:48:24
  customers, did they, I mean, how did that go?
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  Some of them were very upset. I can imagine.
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  Some of them didn't think it was real. Even with
• 1:48:32
  these challenges, Zimmerman says his company
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  the fight going. So they filed a lawsuit against
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  96 county and municipal prosecutor's offices.
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  There you go. Good job, Zimmerman. I'm proud
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  of you. Mm -hmm. There's a lot of douchebags
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  in Ohio, but you gave me hope. Mm -hmm. They
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  use the R word here. We think this is art. It
• 1:49:39
  could be worse, though. At least we're not Detroit.
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  We're not Detroit. The masses, sports, you know,
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  keep people from looking at their own lives and
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  skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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  In a recent study, people with autism are less
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  likely to have a job and more likely to become
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  homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
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  and family, having a college education. I have
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  even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
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  an honorary personality for many years. Always
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  remember that people with autism want the same
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  things as you, to be happy and successful. To
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  find out more about autism, please contact your
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  local mental health center or visit autismspeech
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  .org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
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  your kindness. Drizzy baby, you already know
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  what it is It's the first time I'm high, it's
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  the first time I smoke in like three months I'm
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  sorry mama, I had to do it to him 40, I see you
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  Oh, I see you homie I stayed late tonight, right?
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  You know what happens when I stay late Yeah,
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  boy wonder I swear it's like this every single
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  time Toronto, I got you I got us I'm a hard guy
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  to get along with, get on the zone with When
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  shit be going right, well, I just flip into the
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  wrong shit The team that I belong to, the artists
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  I put on with Don't ever ask for nothing, cause
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  them niggas got their own shit Me and Weezy like
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  a mouth full of hot peppers Black Ferrari with
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  the red seats, I call it playing checkers I ain't
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  never doing verses, I'm forever giving lectures
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  If you tryna me with money, I'd be happy to connect
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  ya, life is better than it's ever been, scheduling
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  million dollar meetings with the president, someone
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  cut the lights on, where is Thomas Edison, got
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  a new condo, watch me as I settle in, I deserve
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  an MTV show for me and my people, and if you
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  turn the zone, I got a whole swish of sweet food,
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  rappers all liars and they women all deceitful,
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  add it and they subtract me, I'll never be your
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  equal. Last place Drizzy is the nigga in the
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  lead now. Weezy told me just write every single
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  thing you need down. Then he got it for me and
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  I'm happy as can be now. About to start balling
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  like I'm coming off a rebound. Yeah, and I should
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  have the most bragging rights. Because the niggas
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  spit crack, bag it tight. Ain't no rappers say
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  they trying to get their swagger right. fire
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  than a dragon fight you pussy ass hater you should
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  do you you ain't heard of me then you should
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  go and get a blues clue oops i mean a red clue
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  wayne's here suwu betty felt that like the end
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  of a pool cue but i ain't banging i ain't waving
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  no flag i'm atf but they ain't seeing no badge
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  it's heartbreak drake i hate to see him so sad
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  i could sun you See a little me and your dad
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  I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up
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  on the grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere
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  they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley
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  Burning like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But
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  don't ask me shit about me And know the game
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  really ain't shit without me She might have to
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  pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna know if
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  it's the truth, then pull the zipper down and
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  see This is my promise. I'ma bring that barrel
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  to them bitches' eyeliners. And what I make up
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  would fuck up your skin. I pick the buck up and
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  buck up, then buck up again. I would buck up
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  your friend, then suck up her twin. I put the
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  buck up to him, then buck up and buck up and
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  buck up again. Suck nut, you duck, fuck your
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  unloving kin. Now don't rub it in like Uberderm
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  on a new tattoo. I had to kick my princess up
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  out my casso. That who never had that. Always
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  had a black tooth Even when I was at school Cause
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  bullies aren't bulletproof Reds call goody too
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  Probably ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker
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  The only thing in the hood is you I do everything
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  good as you know I do everything better I get
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  paid for every letter A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone
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  Like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck
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  Intercept, intercept Bring it back like Work
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  in the trunk And my exit coming up Yeah, I am
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  headed to the buck Like buck, buck again Mike
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  Fly to L .A. and just fuck Karen. Nah, fuck Karen.
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  Let's get bucks again. And fucking spend them
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  bucks and then just fuck Karen. If I told you
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  I'ma do it, I did it. Got my city on my feet.
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  About to pop out, let's get it, let's get it.
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  Motherfucker, what you waiting on? It is about
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  a minute past this and I'm about to get shitty.
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  I'm with it if money is the it you want me with.
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  And I probably just spit on the chick you want
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  me with. And I hate a phony bitch. Only like
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  I'm only thick and I own hip -hop. If you don't
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  spit, I'm gon' need fit. And I just sold a lot
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  of property to a buyer. And I think his name
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  was kind of like Drake Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy
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  Drake Rogers. I'm too busy to play father. And
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  when it comes to the game, I'm too willing to
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  play harder. So harder I go. There he go. They
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  chant MVP when I shoot a free throw. CEO. That's
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  what they do The haters on their faces and their
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  ass is a shoe Faster than you, badder than you,
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  radder than you, etc. I told you I get paid by
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  the letter like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J,
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  K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y,
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  Z, T, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S,
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  T, R, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S,
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  T, R, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S,
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  T, R, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S,
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  T, R, O, P, S, T, How long can he could go? Wondering
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  when he stop. Bitch, when the beat stop. So I'ma
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  keep rocking to the sheet rock. Bend in the heat.
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  I send burnt skin. The end. Young Moolah, baby.
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  We'll be right back. is coming to a close is
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  growing dim. Eardrums mixing hoppy like fingers
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  without rings. Gating checks to F and M. Shadows
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  hit the street. But soon the sound will vanish
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  like shadows in the heat. Oh, the hoppy hour
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  is coming to a close. Radio waves fading like
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  a wilting rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in
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  the air. Like clockwork to a show Now it's time
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  to face the silence Like the TV on snow Riot
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  Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine The void
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  left in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line
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  Empty speakers silenced I'm a -comin' to an end
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  Like a rollercoaster stoppin' Round the river's
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  bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind
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  Now silence louder Than the thoughts we can't
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  rewind Oh, the Hoppy Hour Laughter and joy, it's
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  all been in the air But we'll keep the rhythm,
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  oh life's just so unfair Happy hour, it's coming
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  to a close Radio waves, it's made of fireworks
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  and rose Laughter and joy, it's all been in the
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  air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just
• 2:17:57
  so unfair Happy hour RyanHockeyRadio .com And
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  then like that, he's gone. He probably had Taco
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  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
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  I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts and
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  we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
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  America. Door is closing.