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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, it's me Josh, and for this week's Select,
- 0:03Speaker 1: I've chosen our episode from two thousand nineteen, where we
- 0:07Speaker 1: cover an old House Stuff Works article Chuck had written
- 0:10Speaker 1: years before, back when he was the Adventure section writer.
- 0:13Speaker 1: It's a fun and interesting look at both how to
- 0:16Speaker 1: stay alive in the desert, as well as an in
- 0:19Speaker 1: depth look at some silly sentences that Chuck wrote. I
- 0:22Speaker 1: hope you enjoy Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a
- 0:29Speaker 1: production of I Heart Radio. Hey, and welcome to the podcast.
- 0:38Speaker 1: I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant, there's Jerry
- 0:42Speaker 1: over there. You put the three of us together, and
- 0:44Speaker 1: you've got stuff you should know just in case you
- 0:47Speaker 1: ever get lost in a desert. Is what we're going
- 0:50Speaker 1: to give as our gift to you. Tradition. You know
- 0:53Speaker 1: what's funny, As I was reading a podcast newsletter today,
- 0:57Speaker 1: like an industry newsletter, and I'm gonna buzz marketing now,
- 1:00Speaker 1: all right? Uh? And I mean there's only one. Now,
- 1:03Speaker 1: there's probably more than one. There's several, are there? I think?
- 1:06Speaker 1: So all right? I should get on the at least two.
- 1:08Speaker 1: Two can be several, right, isn't that the Biblical unit
- 1:12Speaker 1: several is two. I thought the Biblical unit was a cubit, right,
- 1:19Speaker 1: I'm glad we can laugh in this one. Um And
- 1:23Speaker 1: it said there was an article specifically about podcaster burnout,
- 1:27Speaker 1: and they interviewed someone that was like, you know, she
- 1:31Speaker 1: started podcasting in two thousand seventeen and blah blah blah
- 1:34Speaker 1: and experienced burnout. And I gotta laughed. I was like,
- 1:38Speaker 1: I mean, I get it, like people burn out in
- 1:40Speaker 1: different ways, and they may have a it's tougher workload
- 1:43Speaker 1: than nuts. But I just sort of snickered that after
- 1:46Speaker 1: eleven or click going on eleven years, very soon do
- 1:49Speaker 1: you have this April eleven years? Like we we have
- 1:53Speaker 1: moments of not burnout, like we get a little warm,
- 1:58Speaker 1: kind of like this again, but that quickly passes very quickly.
- 2:02Speaker 1: You know. I'm never like, uh, I've never burned out.
- 2:07Speaker 1: I would say that where I don't want to do
- 2:09Speaker 1: this or anything. No, I know, I would say there's
- 2:11Speaker 1: probably been like literally five times. I'm sorry to use
- 2:14Speaker 1: the word literally, but I literally mean literally in this sense. Yes,
- 2:17Speaker 1: because you've built a statue of paper machee after each
- 2:20Speaker 1: time represent each burnout, right, right, And they're they're on
- 2:24Speaker 1: my desk, so you can count them. There's five. But
- 2:27Speaker 1: it comes in like just digging into a topic at
- 2:31Speaker 1: a time when there's like a bunch of other stuff
- 2:33Speaker 1: going on or whatever. It's just been a really long
- 2:36Speaker 1: stretch where maybe we're recording more than usual, and then
- 2:39Speaker 1: when we get in here to record, it's gone agreed.
- 2:42Speaker 1: That's when it doesn't happen. I don't think I've ever
- 2:45Speaker 1: been and let me knock on wood, I don't think
- 2:47Speaker 1: I've ever been in a recording session with you and
- 2:49Speaker 1: been like not wanted to do it, my friend, And weirdly,
- 2:54Speaker 1: I'm more burnout with movie crush at times, like it sounds,
- 2:59Speaker 1: trust me, I'm seriously complaining. But ask Emily how many
- 3:02Speaker 1: times I've been like, I gotta watch this movie tonight
- 3:06Speaker 1: notes on because it takes long, and like I have
- 3:09Speaker 1: to pause to take the notes because I don't want
- 3:11Speaker 1: to miss anything. So it takes like three and a
- 3:13Speaker 1: half hours to watch a movie and take notes. And
- 3:15Speaker 1: that's how I guess you're you're fundamentally not able to
- 3:18Speaker 1: enjoy the movie. It's not like enjoying a movie right,
- 3:21Speaker 1: You're quite analyzing DNTs. It a little bit, and it's
- 3:25Speaker 1: at night. Kind I guess, yeah, you're right, kind of,
- 3:28Speaker 1: but and it's at night, so it's like I'm technically
- 3:31Speaker 1: not at work, and sometimes it's just like I don't
- 3:33Speaker 1: want to watch whatever. Yeah, don't point Break. Who's who's
- 3:37Speaker 1: his point Break? Jordan Morris of Bubble and Jordan Jesse go, Okay, yeah,
- 3:42Speaker 1: point Break is a good one. No, no, no, it was.
- 3:45Speaker 1: It was really kind of fun watching that. Actually, I
- 3:47Speaker 1: don't know why I pulled that one up, okay, because
- 3:50Speaker 1: it was the most recent one I watched. But to
- 3:52Speaker 1: take notes on Point Break, it can be a little tedious,
- 3:55Speaker 1: right bra. There's that one great part where they do
- 4:00Speaker 1: the midnight surf and Kiano has just learned, you know,
- 4:04Speaker 1: and you just hear this because it's obviously a d
- 4:07Speaker 1: R like recorded afterwards, and you just hear him yell
- 4:10Speaker 1: m E and surfing. Man. It's just such a great line.
- 4:14Speaker 1: Does he say F or the F word? Well, he
- 4:16Speaker 1: says the F word. That would have been better if
- 4:18Speaker 1: you have said maybe on T N T. That's how
- 4:21Speaker 1: it says, oh boy, oh there's one. Oh have you
- 4:26Speaker 1: seen that's sorry? I know we haven't even started yet.
- 4:30Speaker 1: Out of the way. Have you seen that video of
- 4:32Speaker 1: Keanu on the New York I believe subway giving a
- 4:36Speaker 1: seat up to a lady who's standing. No, but he
- 4:39Speaker 1: is a legendary good guy, yes, who's been through some
- 4:43Speaker 1: horrible stuff. Yeah. Um, and I just want to be
- 4:46Speaker 1: his friend, Keanu Reeves. If you're listening, friends, okay, well
- 4:51Speaker 1: he's your friend first, because you asked, well, we could
- 4:53Speaker 1: share him, Okay, all right, I get him on Tuesdays
- 4:56Speaker 1: and Thursdays. That's fine, so we can learn together. Yeah, okay,
- 5:02Speaker 1: all right, that's fair. You can have him. We'll alternate weekends, okay,
- 5:06Speaker 1: because you know Canada on the weekends, that's that's a party.
- 5:09Speaker 1: He think he's a good guy on Monday through Thursday.
- 5:12Speaker 1: To see how many seats he gives up on a Saturday. Alright, wait,
- 5:16Speaker 1: hold on, one more thing. Can you imagine Keanu Reason
- 5:19Speaker 1: listening to this conversation at first, kind of chuckling himself,
- 5:21Speaker 1: and it's getting like weirder and weird rights finally, president
- 5:24Speaker 1: stop and maybe it never listens again. We just blew
- 5:27Speaker 1: our chance. Chuck alright, one more thing, and then I
- 5:30Speaker 1: swear I'm done. I meant to tell you that I
- 5:33Speaker 1: did some l A sessions recently for movie Crush and
- 5:36Speaker 1: UH the Great Show High Maintenance on HBO. It's one
- 5:39Speaker 1: of my all time favorites. The dude on there, Ben
- 5:41Speaker 1: Sinclair as the guy, the WE delivery guy, UH is
- 5:46Speaker 1: just like. One of the main reasons I went there
- 5:49Speaker 1: in person was just so I can meet him. I
- 5:51Speaker 1: meet him and the first thing he said was is, hey, man,
- 5:54Speaker 1: I used to listen to you and Josh when I
- 5:57Speaker 1: UH was a shusher at this lesbian poetry bar. And
- 6:02Speaker 1: I was like what I was like, first of all,
- 6:03Speaker 1: it's a suure. He's like, it's a poetry bar, you know.
- 6:05Speaker 1: I said, there and shush people, and He's like, but
- 6:08Speaker 1: I ustill listen to you you. Guys always wonder what you
- 6:09Speaker 1: look like. Did Josh quit smoking? And I was like,
- 6:12Speaker 1: why don't you people ever reach out right, like do
- 6:15Speaker 1: you know what that would admit to me? Which he
- 6:18Speaker 1: was just a suture at the time maybe, but now
- 6:21Speaker 1: he's made it. Yeah. So anyway, I told him that
- 6:22Speaker 1: you quit smoking, You're doing great. I don't think he's
- 6:24Speaker 1: listening for a bit, but do you think he's listening now?
- 6:27Speaker 1: I don't know if he got back on the train
- 6:29Speaker 1: or not. But if he did, do you think he's
- 6:31Speaker 1: friends with Ken Rees? Maybe? But Ben Claire gives up
- 6:35Speaker 1: his seat for no person got that's his And if
- 6:39Speaker 1: you if you say, like maybe you should stand up,
- 6:41Speaker 1: he goes. Now he would give up his seat. Okay, anyway,
- 6:46Speaker 1: let's talk about desert survival. Imagine Chuck, Ben Sinclair is
- 6:50Speaker 1: making his way through the desert in his car, priest
- 6:54Speaker 1: will say, and he runs out of not just gas
- 6:58Speaker 1: but electricity as well, which he might he has a
- 7:00Speaker 1: big RV. Actually that's worked into the show. Okay, he's
- 7:04Speaker 1: in his RV, so he just straight up runs out
- 7:06Speaker 1: of gas, which probably happens a couple of times a
- 7:09Speaker 1: day in a big old r V. I would imagine. Okay, Um,
- 7:13Speaker 1: Ben's in trouble because Ben was not expecting to have
- 7:17Speaker 1: this extended stop and unexpected stop in the desert, so
- 7:20Speaker 1: he did not bring a few things. Okay, if Ben
- 7:24Speaker 1: were paying a little less attention to whether people were
- 7:27Speaker 1: talking you need to be shushed or not, and more
- 7:29Speaker 1: attention to his desert survival, what would he have packed
- 7:33Speaker 1: in that RV? Chuck, Well, Ben Sinclair would have had
- 7:36Speaker 1: probably a pound of weed, Okay, so he's got a
- 7:38Speaker 1: good start there because he could burn that for a
- 7:40Speaker 1: signal fire or for comfort and warmth. Um. Well, I
- 7:45Speaker 1: mean I wrote this dumb article. This is a great article.
- 7:48Speaker 1: Did you notice my stupid thing I did with the
- 7:50Speaker 1: music titles? Sure, the Oasis thing and all of them
- 7:53Speaker 1: are song titles. All the sidebars are song titles. And
- 7:56Speaker 1: that was back when I was like, oh man, I
- 7:58Speaker 1: am the most clever person alive. So I got the
- 8:02Speaker 1: wonder Wall one um, rescue me. Okay, I gotta excuse me,
- 8:06Speaker 1: but I was thinking more of the TV show than
- 8:08Speaker 1: the song. There's also, so everybody, if you go onto
- 8:12Speaker 1: how Stuff Works dot com right now and look up
- 8:14Speaker 1: how Desert Survival Works. Each page, almost every page has
- 8:18Speaker 1: a a a sidebar, and the title of the sidebars
- 8:21Speaker 1: are song titles. Rescue me? After all, you're my wonder wall.
- 8:24Speaker 1: What's what could it be? It's a mirage? What could
- 8:27Speaker 1: it be? It's a mirrage? What is that? I'm telling y'all,
- 8:30Speaker 1: it's sabotage. Okay, that's a good one. And then finally
- 8:34Speaker 1: a little shout out to uh Annie food, glorious food. Okay,
- 8:40Speaker 1: So that was that was what used to make me
- 8:42Speaker 1: happy at work. Yeah, I remember those days. Yeah you too.
- 8:46Speaker 1: When you do like a clever photo caption and that
- 8:48Speaker 1: would be that would get you through the week. We
- 8:50Speaker 1: would stand up and like share it over the cubicle.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Halloo caption. Yeah, this is gonna blow everybody's mind. All right,
- 8:58Speaker 1: So you're in the desert, you want to have uh, well,
- 9:03Speaker 1: let's just let's just talk about this stuff. Okay, Yeah?
- 9:06Speaker 1: What what should be in your kid? Water? A mirror?
- 9:10Speaker 1: That's a big one. Way to start a fire. Yeah,
- 9:12Speaker 1: that's a big one too. Basically, just a lighter, food, water.
- 9:15Speaker 1: If you're gonna cross the desert, have a lighter, which
- 9:17Speaker 1: seems counterintuitive because it's hot in the desert, but no,
- 9:19Speaker 1: trust us. Well you'll see you want a lighter on
- 9:22Speaker 1: you a mirror which you'll see too. Yeah, that's what
- 9:25Speaker 1: we'll do. We'll see what's supposed to be in the
- 9:27Speaker 1: pack and in the r V, and then we'll go
- 9:29Speaker 1: back and we'll Okay, I'm suddenly burned out. Should we
- 9:35Speaker 1: take a break? Yeah, all right, let's take a break
- 9:37Speaker 1: and let's start the podcast in earnest. All right, everybody,
- 10:05Speaker 1: welcome to stuff. You should know. I'm Josh, there's Chuck,
- 10:08Speaker 1: there's Jerry over there, and we're talking desert survival. So
- 10:10Speaker 1: let's get to it. And so this is all due
- 10:12Speaker 1: to the fact that we just recorded a very tough episode,
- 10:14Speaker 1: so we're clearly just goofing off now. Um, so we're
- 10:19Speaker 1: talking about deserts, and we did a desert episode and
- 10:22Speaker 1: a desertification episode two and I think one on the
- 10:25Speaker 1: dust Bowl. But something that all deserts have in common
- 10:29Speaker 1: is not sand, is not even heat. It's a lack
- 10:33Speaker 1: of water. Yes, technically Antarctica is the largest desert on
- 10:37Speaker 1: the world, in the world, Um, and there's lots of water,
- 10:40Speaker 1: but it's all locked up as ice. There's no available
- 10:43Speaker 1: water in exactly the same way as there's basically no
- 10:46Speaker 1: available water in Death Valley in California. Um, deserts have.
- 10:52Speaker 1: The next thing that they have most frequently in common
- 10:55Speaker 1: is again not sand, but exposed bedrock. All of those
- 10:59Speaker 1: cool for nations or whatever, that's actually the bottom of
- 11:02Speaker 1: the earth you're seeing exposed. All the soil has been
- 11:05Speaker 1: dried out for so long because down basically it's been pants. Um.
- 11:11Speaker 1: We've got some good pants stories by the way, coming soon. Yeah. Um.
- 11:15Speaker 1: The soil is so dry that it can't be held
- 11:18Speaker 1: in place. The wind is blown it away, and so
- 11:20Speaker 1: what you're seeing is the exposed bedrock sand only makes
- 11:23Speaker 1: up something like of the world's deserts. Yeah, I mean
- 11:27Speaker 1: you got pebbles, desert soil. Sometimes that bed rock you're
- 11:33Speaker 1: talking about. We're gonna talk about o acs. So I
- 11:37Speaker 1: think Antarctic is Survivor or Antarctic Survival or even Arctic
- 11:40Speaker 1: Survival deserves its own episode short day. So we're just
- 11:43Speaker 1: gonna be talking about hot deserts and all of that
- 11:47Speaker 1: sand and exposed bedrock and pebbles bakes in the sun
- 11:53Speaker 1: and shoots that heat back out and it's just super hot. Okay. Yeah,
- 11:59Speaker 1: So her is the biggest obviously the biggest, biggest problem.
- 12:02Speaker 1: If you get trapped in the desert on foot or
- 12:05Speaker 1: in a car, uh, and you think about, like, never
- 12:08Speaker 1: go desert hiking. I don't need to worry about this.
- 12:10Speaker 1: But have you ever been like, oh, I'm gonna take
- 12:12Speaker 1: the long route through from Texas to California because it's
- 12:17Speaker 1: more scenic, uh, And then your car breaks down and
- 12:20Speaker 1: you're in big trouble if you don't know what you're doing. Um,
- 12:23Speaker 1: that happened to a woman. I can't find her name
- 12:25Speaker 1: right now, but she is a She was a grandmother.
- 12:27Speaker 1: I believe she's seventy two, who was driving in her
- 12:30Speaker 1: Prius and it ran out of gas and electricity on
- 12:34Speaker 1: the way. I believe to Phoenix and um, she had
- 12:37Speaker 1: an unexpected trip with her dog for nine days in
- 12:42Speaker 1: the desert and survived. Yeah. Did she eat her dog? No? Okay,
- 12:47Speaker 1: luckily she did not have to eat her dog. Did
- 12:49Speaker 1: she survive on the saliva of her dog? Yeah? They well,
- 12:52Speaker 1: they spit one another's mouth, so it was kind of
- 12:55Speaker 1: but they did that an it was a wash. So
- 12:58Speaker 1: dehydration is obviously the kind of um physical symptom you
- 13:02Speaker 1: might experience if you run out of water, uh, decreased
- 13:07Speaker 1: frequency of urine. Of course, if your urine is very
- 13:10Speaker 1: smelly or very deep yellow, your mouth is going to
- 13:14Speaker 1: be dry, your you know, as things increase dehydration wise,
- 13:19Speaker 1: you're gonna get sunken eyes. Your heartbeat is gonna increase.
- 13:22Speaker 1: And if you get to the stage where you literally
- 13:24Speaker 1: have no urine, or if you're vomiting and have diarrhea,
- 13:28Speaker 1: then you're pretty bad shape. Yeah, so vomiting and diarrhea
- 13:31Speaker 1: is like that last thing you want to do while
- 13:33Speaker 1: you're dehydrated, because all it is is just getting rid
- 13:36Speaker 1: of any remaining hydration you have. It's not good. That's
- 13:40Speaker 1: that's a bad reaction to dehydration. Um. And we'll talk
- 13:44Speaker 1: about heat casualty coming up. But um kind of psyched
- 13:48Speaker 1: about that bit. Oh yeah. But when we talk about
- 13:51Speaker 1: water and rationing water, there's an old saying ration sweat
- 13:56Speaker 1: not water, meaning, um, don't like drink all your water once,
- 14:01Speaker 1: but rash and your sweat. Like they say not to
- 14:04Speaker 1: you know, if you are lost like this, like don't
- 14:06Speaker 1: go hiking to find civilization during the peak of day.
- 14:10Speaker 1: You want to ration how much output, how much you're sweating. Um,
- 14:14Speaker 1: but you you do have to take in that water. Yeah,
- 14:17Speaker 1: so when you're in the desert, you you recommend, or
- 14:22Speaker 1: to say, the experts recommend, because it's obviously a very
- 14:25Speaker 1: well researched article, um that that somebody drink a gallon
- 14:30Speaker 1: of water a day. Well, I mean that's what they say.
- 14:33Speaker 1: If you've got like a you know, unlimited amounts of
- 14:36Speaker 1: water a gallon a day, you need a rashtion it
- 14:39Speaker 1: somewhat if you have very limited water obviously, But what
- 14:42Speaker 1: you don't want to do, which happens a lot of times,
- 14:45Speaker 1: is to be found dead with water in your canteen. Yeah,
- 14:48Speaker 1: which is God, it's haunting sure. And um and like
- 14:52Speaker 1: you said, I mean you want to you want to
- 14:54Speaker 1: rashtion your sweat, not your water, but you do kind
- 14:56Speaker 1: of want to rash in your water, like you know,
- 14:58Speaker 1: I don't want to be a little water piggy right
- 15:00Speaker 1: out of the gate. But you also you recommend um
- 15:04Speaker 1: via the experts that you that you don't just wait
- 15:09Speaker 1: until you're thirsty, because you'll only get about two thirds
- 15:12Speaker 1: of the amount of water you actually need just by
- 15:15Speaker 1: going by thirst. You want to actually stop and like
- 15:17Speaker 1: drink more water than you think you need. Yeah. And
- 15:21Speaker 1: if you're hiking around again, we we talked about morning
- 15:23Speaker 1: and evenings or the best time to go look for help. Um,
- 15:27Speaker 1: if you see a trail, go down that trail because
- 15:30Speaker 1: you have a better chance of finding someone there. Um.
- 15:33Speaker 1: Follow the birds. Birds generally and animals go towards water. Yeah.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Apparently if they're circling in the morning or the evening,
- 15:41Speaker 1: they're probably circling around water. Try and get some groundwater going.
- 15:45Speaker 1: But very wisely, you point out through the experts that
- 15:51Speaker 1: if there's like a little, you know, small mountain in
- 15:54Speaker 1: between you and those birds, in a longer way around
- 15:58Speaker 1: the mountain that's flat, take the longer way that's flat,
- 16:01Speaker 1: because even though you might cut off a couple of
- 16:03Speaker 1: hours between you and the birds, you're gonna really exert
- 16:07Speaker 1: yourself going up that mountain, whereas instead you want to
- 16:11Speaker 1: you want to take the longer but slower, less exerting
- 16:14Speaker 1: path to get to that water where the birds are circling.
- 16:17Speaker 1: For sure, if you're with someone, um, don't talk. I mean,
- 16:22Speaker 1: you know, you can talk some, but don't just chat
- 16:25Speaker 1: about your day. Try to conserve your words. Try and
- 16:28Speaker 1: breathe through your nose. What do you think about grace jump.
- 16:33Speaker 1: If you happen to see any wet sand or standing
- 16:36Speaker 1: water anywhere, then you're in luck because you can dig
- 16:39Speaker 1: down in there and you will probably find more water
- 16:42Speaker 1: under you know, this groundwater underneath it, which is that's
- 16:46Speaker 1: a benaan. If you find like a groundwater in the desert,
- 16:52Speaker 1: you're probably gonna be okay. Yeah, If you don't find
- 16:56Speaker 1: any water and you run out of water, you're probably
- 16:59Speaker 1: not going to be Okay. No, you also want to fire,
- 17:02Speaker 1: which you said isn't very intuitive. But uh, if you've
- 17:05Speaker 1: ever spending time in the desert, the temperature swings are huge.
- 17:08Speaker 1: You can get cold in the desert at night, and
- 17:11Speaker 1: then fire allows you to purify water. There's that whole
- 17:13Speaker 1: safety feeling. It keeps mountain lions away, right, Sure. I
- 17:20Speaker 1: would guess just about any critters don't go near fire
- 17:23Speaker 1: because they associated with wildfires in the desert. Brush fires,
- 17:28Speaker 1: rescue signal you can, you can do that, I'll trick.
- 17:31Speaker 1: I think we even did a show on smoke signals
- 17:32Speaker 1: early on. No, I don't think so. No, No, And
- 17:36Speaker 1: I wanted to I keep forgetting to write. Are you sure?
- 17:38Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was like an early, early early
- 17:41Speaker 1: to go listen to it, Yeah, because I wanted to
- 17:43Speaker 1: do that. It's probably not very good. Um, but your
- 17:46Speaker 1: whole point of all this is to find people and
- 17:48Speaker 1: to get rescued. Yeah. You make a great point about that. Yeah, Like,
- 17:52Speaker 1: like the point of being lost in the desert is
- 17:54Speaker 1: to make yourself visible. Yeah. The point of not being
- 17:57Speaker 1: lost rather or being lost in finding rescue the key
- 18:00Speaker 1: to being found, how about that? Right? So, if you
- 18:04Speaker 1: are in a car. If your car is not working anymore,
- 18:06Speaker 1: it's out of gas or whatever, flat tire, um, blow
- 18:10Speaker 1: it up. Basically, stick a hanky in the gas tank
- 18:15Speaker 1: and just blow it up. So you want to stick
- 18:17Speaker 1: the hanky in the gas tank. You want to fashion
- 18:19Speaker 1: a bow and arrow, light the arrow, stand back and
- 18:23Speaker 1: shoot the cars gas tank. That's what you want to know.
- 18:27Speaker 1: You want to open your hood, entiere rag to it,
- 18:29Speaker 1: or a bandanna around your antenna or something, anything like
- 18:32Speaker 1: a typical sign of distress. Um, if anything to make
- 18:36Speaker 1: it like something's up here. Sure. Yeah, like even if
- 18:39Speaker 1: the hood is fine, like you raise a hood as
- 18:41Speaker 1: an indicator. Yeah, like if there's no engine trouble, right,
- 18:44Speaker 1: you can still raise the hood. It's all right. Nobody's
- 18:47Speaker 1: gonna like arrest you when they rescue you. Uh, if
- 18:51Speaker 1: you can spell out UM S O S or something
- 18:54Speaker 1: like that with help clothing or help on the ground,
- 18:57Speaker 1: for if a helicopter or plane is nearby. Yeah, it's that.
- 19:00Speaker 1: That woman in Arizona was rescued by writing help. I
- 19:04Speaker 1: think that's actually how they found her. She wrote help
- 19:06Speaker 1: in sticks. Oh really yep, nice her dog told her
- 19:10Speaker 1: to do that. Stuff works. Uh, if you are in
- 19:14Speaker 1: your car. You've got a leg up because you have
- 19:18Speaker 1: your rear view mirror or your side view mirror that
- 19:21Speaker 1: just just go ahead and break that thing off and
- 19:24Speaker 1: use it. Yeah. I think we said in the first
- 19:27Speaker 1: few minutes that we're trying to forget about now that
- 19:30Speaker 1: you want to have a mirror in your survival pack
- 19:32Speaker 1: no matter where wherever you're going hiking. Yeah, but a
- 19:35Speaker 1: lot of people don't have survival packs in their car,
- 19:38Speaker 1: like most people, I think. I mean, I don't know,
- 19:41Speaker 1: I think about it. I've got like jumper cables and
- 19:43Speaker 1: some rain cks. Does that you know after that last
- 19:49Speaker 1: stupid Atlanta ice storm a few years ago that stranded
- 19:51Speaker 1: people snow apocalypse? Yeah, I um, I think I had
- 19:57Speaker 1: something in my car after that, but I have a
- 19:58Speaker 1: different car now. It wasn't my but it was like
- 20:00Speaker 1: some water and a blanket and some granola bars. I
- 20:03Speaker 1: need to like stock up minded Emily's car with that stuff. Yeah,
- 20:06Speaker 1: for sure, you never know. I think they just remember
- 20:09Speaker 1: when we had some tornadoes in Atlanta a few years ago.
- 20:12Speaker 1: You me and I were like, we really need like
- 20:13Speaker 1: a crank radio and like all this stuff. We started together,
- 20:16Speaker 1: and You're like, I wonder what's on TV before you're
- 20:21Speaker 1: not you're watching the Japanese game shows. He'd forgotten, like
- 20:24Speaker 1: eight hours go by. But a signal mirror is important,
- 20:28Speaker 1: you know, you just uh flash that thing. It says
- 20:30Speaker 1: here too. I was about to make fun of it,
- 20:32Speaker 1: but I realized I wrote it. But practice on a
- 20:35Speaker 1: nearby rock. I thought that was a good advice. I mean,
- 20:38Speaker 1: you don't want your first attempt at signaling somebody with
- 20:41Speaker 1: the mirror to be while you're trying to signal somebody
- 20:43Speaker 1: in a passing aircraft. Probably so. And I mean like,
- 20:46Speaker 1: if there's no cloud cover, you can get somebody at
- 20:49Speaker 1: like thirty thousand feet if you do it right. So heck, yeah,
- 20:53Speaker 1: practice on a rock. What else you're gonna do while
- 20:54Speaker 1: you're sitting around in the shade. Nothing? Yeah, there might
- 20:57Speaker 1: be a Delta pilot up there that's like, oh God,
- 20:59Speaker 1: what is that? That's so annoying. You should have a
- 21:03Speaker 1: whistle in your survival kit so you can blow it
- 21:05Speaker 1: if you see someone from far away. And um, they
- 21:09Speaker 1: recommend that if you honk your horn for help, to
- 21:13Speaker 1: be like hunk, hunk honk, and then wait and honk
- 21:17Speaker 1: honk honk, because if you just lay on it like
- 21:19Speaker 1: you're if you're in traffic, someone might hear that and
- 21:22Speaker 1: just think this car has this horn stuck. Yeah, there'll
- 21:24Speaker 1: be like that's so annoying. I'm gonna continue on past
- 21:27Speaker 1: this weird um path and death valley that no one
- 21:30Speaker 1: should be down. So let's say horn is Let's say
- 21:35Speaker 1: you are in your car, your car is is jacked
- 21:38Speaker 1: up um, and you're like, all right, I've exhausted my resources. Here,
- 21:43Speaker 1: screw this, i gotta go take a hike. Leave a
- 21:45Speaker 1: note on your car and say like, hey, I'm broken
- 21:48Speaker 1: down and I've gone northwest on at two a pm
- 21:52Speaker 1: on Tuesday. Also, I'm Chuck Bryant, who hopefully you're looking
- 21:55Speaker 1: for you found him. Check out my podcast Stuff you
- 21:57Speaker 1: Should Know and a movie crush. Yeah, never miss an
- 22:02Speaker 1: advertising opportunity. But if you do, stay with your car, Yeah, like,
- 22:07Speaker 1: just don't sit around in your car, like sit in
- 22:08Speaker 1: the shade. They even say to sit on a blanket. Yeah.
- 22:11Speaker 1: The reason being is because there can be something like
- 22:13Speaker 1: a thirty degree height temperature difference between the ground and
- 22:18Speaker 1: the air above the ground. That's that's how barren and
- 22:21Speaker 1: hot the ground gets, and it's It's not like the
- 22:24Speaker 1: air above the ground is cool. It's still hot because
- 22:27Speaker 1: the ground is heating it. But the ground itself is
- 22:29Speaker 1: taking in all of that unbroken, unfiltered sunlight directly into it,
- 22:34Speaker 1: holding as much as it can, and then shooting it
- 22:37Speaker 1: back out is basically infrared heat um back into space
- 22:41Speaker 1: through you. And if your butt is touching the ground
- 22:45Speaker 1: through conduction, it's going to transfer directly to you, or
- 22:48Speaker 1: is through the air, be going through convection from the
- 22:50Speaker 1: air to your butt, which is not nearly as efficient
- 22:54Speaker 1: as conduction. So don't sit directly on the ground. Even
- 22:57Speaker 1: sitting on a rock is better than sitting on the ground.
- 23:00Speaker 1: But ideally you want to find the shade that your
- 23:03Speaker 1: car is producing, sure whether it's the hood that's up
- 23:06Speaker 1: or or just the car itself or whatever, and sit
- 23:09Speaker 1: in that shade as best you can. Get your feet
- 23:12Speaker 1: off the ground, like you said, I think too, Yeah,
- 23:15Speaker 1: and take off your shoes and socks, especially if you're
- 23:17Speaker 1: hiking around um during your breaks. Uh. They also say
- 23:22Speaker 1: to not to take off your clothes. Your instinct might
- 23:25Speaker 1: be to take your clothes off, but um, those clothes
- 23:29Speaker 1: you want them soaking up sweat because that'll cool you down. Um.
- 23:33Speaker 1: And also you know you don't want to be you
- 23:35Speaker 1: don't want to take your shirt off and also have
- 23:38Speaker 1: like a third degree sunburn after day one either. I
- 23:41Speaker 1: thought about that too. It's like that's I mean that
- 23:43Speaker 1: that clothes that situation worse. Right, it's doing something to
- 23:47Speaker 1: protect you from the UV, you know, I think it
- 23:49Speaker 1: teases The average T shirt has like a SPF of
- 23:52Speaker 1: four or something like that. That's better than nothing, better
- 23:55Speaker 1: than nothing. Um. Also, chuck, if you are right, and
- 23:59Speaker 1: I guess if like you're actually using this information we're
- 24:02Speaker 1: giving you right now. First of all, good luck, we're
- 24:05Speaker 1: pulling for you. Secondly, um, if you are going to
- 24:08Speaker 1: take off your shoes, don't do it in the sun
- 24:10Speaker 1: because just that exposure of your bare feet to the
- 24:12Speaker 1: sunlight for that short of a time can make your
- 24:14Speaker 1: feet swell and you might not be able to get
- 24:16Speaker 1: your shoes back on, which if you do end up
- 24:19Speaker 1: having to hoof it out of there, you want your shoes,
- 24:22Speaker 1: You want your feet all swoll up. No, so take
- 24:25Speaker 1: take your shoes off and let your dogs air out
- 24:27Speaker 1: in the shade. Only make a little hat if you
- 24:30Speaker 1: don't have one. Out of whatever you've got something in
- 24:33Speaker 1: your car or something whatever. Like if you have a
- 24:36Speaker 1: piece of cardboard, put it on your head. This is
- 24:39Speaker 1: the greatest sentence. No, I love it? Are you really
- 24:44Speaker 1: you didn't like this this article? Huh? I don't know.
- 24:47Speaker 1: It's just sort of a reminder of darker days at
- 24:49Speaker 1: this job. So may I read this? Sure, if you
- 24:53Speaker 1: don't have a hat to wear, fashion a head covering
- 24:55Speaker 1: with what you have on hand. You may look silly
- 24:57Speaker 1: wearing a cardboard hat, but your goal is to vive,
- 25:00Speaker 1: not win a beauty contest. And Lord, drink a liter
- 25:05Speaker 1: of water per hour to stay properly. Know we cut
- 25:07Speaker 1: out that part earlier because it didn't sound right. I mean,
- 25:09Speaker 1: maybe that's if you have all the water in the world,
- 25:12Speaker 1: but that just sounds like that's a lot of water.
- 25:14Speaker 1: How you burn through your water? Uh? If your car
- 25:19Speaker 1: is stuck and this actually happened to me once. I
- 25:22Speaker 1: got a car stuck in the desert one time in
- 25:23Speaker 1: the middle of the night with my friend when yeah,
- 25:27Speaker 1: I got it out without deflating my tires. But they
- 25:30Speaker 1: say if you're stuck in the sand, to deflate your
- 25:32Speaker 1: tires just a little bit. Um. Don't like start goosing
- 25:36Speaker 1: it because you're gonna dig yourself in more. Just apply
- 25:38Speaker 1: like steady accelerator pressure and turn your wheels kind of
- 25:43Speaker 1: back and forth a little bit, let a little bit
- 25:45Speaker 1: of air and you might be able to get out
- 25:46Speaker 1: of there. Yeah. Again, don't let a lot of air
- 25:48Speaker 1: out because if you do get out, you still need
- 25:50Speaker 1: to drive back home, and you don't want to do
- 25:53Speaker 1: that on overly deflated tires. No, okay, Um, so if
- 26:00Speaker 1: you're going to should we should we take a break?
- 26:02Speaker 1: Now you think? Why not? Okay, We're gonna take a
- 26:05Speaker 1: break everybody. There's there's a lot more to come. You're
- 26:07Speaker 1: not toast yet because we have more stuff to tell
- 26:09Speaker 1: you how to survive in the desert right after this.
- 26:37Speaker 1: I really do love that sentence. That was a great sentence.
- 26:41Speaker 1: There's one more in here. I can't wait to call out.
- 26:43Speaker 1: So I'm sure I know what it is. Uh, should
- 26:46Speaker 1: we talk about oaces? Sure? I mean it depends on
- 26:50Speaker 1: where you are. But you know, the an oasis is
- 26:53Speaker 1: just when wind has blown away enough sand that you
- 26:57Speaker 1: get down to that groundwater. It's all in oasis is yeah,
- 27:01Speaker 1: you know, like an aquifer. Yeah, imagine if there's nothing
- 27:03Speaker 1: above the aquifer. Now you've got a lake boom. That's
- 27:07Speaker 1: an oasis. Yeah, but they can they can be big
- 27:10Speaker 1: enough and exposed enough that you can have this like
- 27:13Speaker 1: lush oasis in the middle of the desert. There's really
- 27:16Speaker 1: no better word for it. Yeah. And then you know, um,
- 27:20Speaker 1: if you're in the Sahara Desert, like the communities form
- 27:23Speaker 1: around these oases. There's one very large one called the
- 27:29Speaker 1: Cargo Oasis that is a hundred miles long and depending
- 27:34Speaker 1: on where you are, twelve to fifty miles wide. There's
- 27:37Speaker 1: plenty big to hold small towns. Plenty big. It is,
- 27:44Speaker 1: it is. I'm just laughing at this article. I can't
- 27:46Speaker 1: believe I wrote this thing. I I really I value
- 27:49Speaker 1: this laticle. This It was great, well written, well researched.
- 27:53Speaker 1: This is when I was assigned, you know, your survival guy,
- 27:56Speaker 1: and I wrote a lot of these. You know, we've
- 27:59Speaker 1: covered a few of him on the show, but still
- 28:01Speaker 1: plenty left. I thought these days were over. Uh. If
- 28:04Speaker 1: you are hiking, the first thing they say is to
- 28:07Speaker 1: walk slowly. You may your instinct maybe to get out
- 28:11Speaker 1: of there fast and find help fast. Very good advice,
- 28:13Speaker 1: but that's no good no, not only do you want
- 28:16Speaker 1: to remind yourself to slow down, because that's what it takes.
- 28:20Speaker 1: You're not gonna just walk slowly automatically. You're gonna be
- 28:24Speaker 1: freaked out. So you have to stay calm and say
- 28:27Speaker 1: I've got to walk slow and just take breaks every
- 28:30Speaker 1: about ten minutes out of every hour, I think. Um,
- 28:33Speaker 1: but if you're with a group you want to walk, Um,
- 28:37Speaker 1: you want to set your pace by the slowest and
- 28:39Speaker 1: least fit person in the group. Just everybody walk that slow.
- 28:43Speaker 1: That person will help pace everybody else. Um, and it
- 28:46Speaker 1: will keep that person from just dying trying to keep up,
- 28:50Speaker 1: like literally dying trying to keep up. I mean everyone
- 28:52Speaker 1: else has to be like cheez, Big Larry in the
- 28:54Speaker 1: back is really holding us back. But Big Larry is
- 28:57Speaker 1: probably walking at the right speed, right, which is slow. Yeah,
- 29:01Speaker 1: at least for you, he's walking slow enough for you
- 29:04Speaker 1: to slow you down. That's right. That's not a T shirt,
- 29:08Speaker 1: but it's still true. Should we get to your favorite
- 29:10Speaker 1: part of this, which is heat casualty. Yes, I know
- 29:14Speaker 1: you've got some science on this, right, yes. Well, the
- 29:17Speaker 1: three major categories are heat cramps, heat exhaustion, and then
- 29:21Speaker 1: heat stroke in that order. Yeah, and heat cramps, or
- 29:25Speaker 1: you know, you can get those on a hot afternoon
- 29:27Speaker 1: if you're out playing frisbee, you can. And all of
- 29:30Speaker 1: it comes down to it's just basically an escalating um
- 29:34Speaker 1: imbalance between water and heat salt loss. So so like
- 29:39Speaker 1: the electrical conduction in your muscles and all that from
- 29:43Speaker 1: your heart to your legs is out of whack because
- 29:46Speaker 1: you have lost a lot of water and you still
- 29:48Speaker 1: have a higher salt concentration, or else you've lost a
- 29:50Speaker 1: lot of salt and there's still enough water that you're
- 29:53Speaker 1: you're just not your muscles aren't aren't working quite right,
- 29:55Speaker 1: so they can cramp. Right if that happens, you say,
- 29:58Speaker 1: drink like a power raid. If you got it, what
- 30:01Speaker 1: are you sitting there holding onto it for in the
- 30:03Speaker 1: first place. For if you're lost in the desert with
- 30:05Speaker 1: a power aid, I mean fire it down. It's like
- 30:09Speaker 1: I don't like blue purple. That's true. Um, So that's
- 30:14Speaker 1: step one. If you have a power eid. If not,
- 30:17Speaker 1: if you have some water, drink the water. The cramps
- 30:19Speaker 1: are gonna go away. You can overcome um heat cramps
- 30:23Speaker 1: pretty easily, it sounds like, But you want to stop rest,
- 30:25Speaker 1: getting some shade stop moving, and a ten to the
- 30:28Speaker 1: heat cramps for sure. Yeah, that may lead to heat
- 30:31Speaker 1: exhaustion if you don't have water and this, like you said,
- 30:34Speaker 1: it's just an escalation of that imbalance. Um, you may
- 30:38Speaker 1: be irritable or feel weak or have a headache, or
- 30:42Speaker 1: if you're vomiting and have nausea or clammy skin, then
- 30:45Speaker 1: that's like heat exhaustion is seriously setting in. It is UM.
- 30:49Speaker 1: And so again, like salt and electrolytes are really important
- 30:54Speaker 1: to the electrical conduction in your body, and your body
- 30:57Speaker 1: moves through electrical conduction. It's a big, big components. So
- 31:00Speaker 1: if that's off, your body's off. But then if you're
- 31:03Speaker 1: really in trouble, you're you enter into heat stroke. And
- 31:07Speaker 1: this is the point where your body's system at getting
- 31:11Speaker 1: rid of heat has been overwhelmed by the heat it's
- 31:14Speaker 1: taking on and you're in big trouble. When that happens, basically,
- 31:18Speaker 1: on a cellular level, your body is failing systemically because
- 31:24Speaker 1: proteins aren't folding correctly in Proteins do just about everything
- 31:27Speaker 1: there is to do in a cell. They're starting to
- 31:29Speaker 1: clump up and get weird, and then cells are suddenly
- 31:31Speaker 1: dying um. One of your body's main tricks at getting
- 31:37Speaker 1: rid of heat is through convection, sending your hot blood
- 31:41Speaker 1: to the surface of your skin, which is why if
- 31:44Speaker 1: you go into a sauna, your your skin gets flushed.
- 31:47Speaker 1: But also if you'll notice your heart is pumping, is
- 31:50Speaker 1: beating really hard, even though you're just sitting there, you're
- 31:52Speaker 1: in the heat. And the reason why it's your heart
- 31:54Speaker 1: is working overtime shooting blood out to your skin to
- 31:58Speaker 1: get rid of heat so that your body can cool down.
- 32:01Speaker 1: It's using your blood is a heat transfer mechanism, amazing,
- 32:05Speaker 1: and your heart actually speeds up. You're actually pumping out
- 32:08Speaker 1: up to eight leads a minute of blood, more than
- 32:12Speaker 1: your heart usually pumps out when you're starting to enter
- 32:15Speaker 1: heat strokes. So it's a big deal. Yeah, I would
- 32:18Speaker 1: imagine that would put you in danger of cardiac arrest. Yes,
- 32:21Speaker 1: I think that's one of the results of that whole
- 32:23Speaker 1: thing of severe heat stroke, so bad headaches, very dizzy, nausea, vomiting,
- 32:30Speaker 1: your muscles might be spasm ing. That heart rate like
- 32:33Speaker 1: you were talking about, is way high, and you may
- 32:35Speaker 1: be full on hallucinating at this point, or you may
- 32:39Speaker 1: fall unconscious like heat stroke is no joke. Um, so
- 32:43Speaker 1: you gotta find shade fast, which is I mean, that's
- 32:45Speaker 1: the biggest part of our biggest challenge in desert survival
- 32:48Speaker 1: is finding shade. You know, there's just nowhere, but the
- 32:52Speaker 1: big rock can be your shade exactly, like whatever, it
- 32:55Speaker 1: doesn't matter, just fine shade because the difference between shade
- 32:58Speaker 1: and sunlight in the desert is substantial. Yeah, and they
- 33:02Speaker 1: like if you have any water, like, now is the time.
- 33:05Speaker 1: This is when you're found dead with your canteen full
- 33:07Speaker 1: of half full of water because you're like, no, like,
- 33:10Speaker 1: I still I'm a day away from finding help. Right,
- 33:12Speaker 1: you have no idea how far you're Yeah, like, this
- 33:14Speaker 1: is go time to save your life. But also, if
- 33:17Speaker 1: you have any cool compresses, put them in your armpits,
- 33:20Speaker 1: put them in your groin. Yeah, um, do whatever you
- 33:23Speaker 1: can do cool cool yourself down. If you have any
- 33:27Speaker 1: cool compresses left over from the party around the campfire
- 33:29Speaker 1: the night before apparently, yeah, you're like, if I can
- 33:32Speaker 1: only cool down, Oh wait a minute, I have a
- 33:34Speaker 1: frozen compress I can put in my crutch. Um. They
- 33:39Speaker 1: are all kinds of animals in the desert that can
- 33:41Speaker 1: be dangerous. Um. Whether it's spiders, um tran Chillas are
- 33:47Speaker 1: scary looking, but they're probably not gonna kill you. Yeah,
- 33:50Speaker 1: they don't really care about you. They don't want to
- 33:52Speaker 1: bite you and knew what they do bite you. It's
- 33:53Speaker 1: like a stupid tranchila. Yeah, I mean, none of these
- 33:55Speaker 1: things wanna find you like you will find these brown
- 33:59Speaker 1: reclue is in black widows, under rocks or under brush
- 34:03Speaker 1: or something like that. So don't go reaching in there.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Don't go reaching in some hole like Timothy Dalton and
- 34:09Speaker 1: Flash Gordon. You know what hole did he reach into?
- 34:13Speaker 1: You saw Flash Gordon? Right? No, the old one. No,
- 34:16Speaker 1: you should probably enjoy that. I didn't realize that was
- 34:18Speaker 1: Timothy Dalton in there. I thought it was a blonde guy. Well,
- 34:21Speaker 1: he played Flash Gordon, but Timothy Dalton played the bad guy,
- 34:25Speaker 1: one of the bad guys. But there was a challenge
- 34:28Speaker 1: where they had to stick their hand in this big
- 34:29Speaker 1: hole and there was a stinging creature inside this blob.
- 34:34Speaker 1: It sounds like that Joe Rogan show. What was they called,
- 34:38Speaker 1: You mean the Joe Rogan podcast. No, No, it's the
- 34:41Speaker 1: Fear Factor. Remember Fear Factor. I used to like that show.
- 34:44Speaker 1: That was a good show. I could never have done
- 34:46Speaker 1: that show though, because of the stuff you eat. Yeah,
- 34:49Speaker 1: there was some gross stuff. That's where I just I
- 34:51Speaker 1: was like, I can do all that stuff, but I
- 34:53Speaker 1: can't eat that. I can't eat gross things. You could
- 34:55Speaker 1: have done everything else though, well, I mean to a
- 34:57Speaker 1: certain degree, but yeah, there's no way I could eat
- 35:01Speaker 1: eat those nasty things. Yeah, you'd probably have an easier
- 35:04Speaker 1: time with that than me. Um. I don't know, man,
- 35:06Speaker 1: I think that would be pretty disgusting. On top of
- 35:09Speaker 1: that though, like doing things like sticking my hand in something,
- 35:12Speaker 1: or having like a box full of like spiders put
- 35:15Speaker 1: over my head or scorpions or whatever, I could do
- 35:17Speaker 1: that I would not. I mean, like for what to
- 35:22Speaker 1: be on TV? Well, exactly, all right, beat on TV?
- 35:26Speaker 1: Is it so great everybody? No, it's not. It's cracked
- 35:28Speaker 1: up to be certainly not where the box of scorpions
- 35:30Speaker 1: on your head? Speaking of scorpions, there are thirty different types,
- 35:34Speaker 1: more than thirty different types of scorpions and just Arizona,
- 35:38Speaker 1: so uh, and they're all over the place, you know,
- 35:41Speaker 1: They're in Georgia and in the mountains in the woods
- 35:44Speaker 1: of Georgia have very few of them are poisonous. Nah,
- 35:47Speaker 1: not very many at all. I think a couple of
- 35:49Speaker 1: them can actually kill a person with their venom um
- 35:52Speaker 1: by stinging you with that tail. They'll still hurt you though,
- 35:55Speaker 1: Just don't go near the scorpions. Yeah, I mean you
- 35:57Speaker 1: can get sick from any of these. Is like, a
- 36:00Speaker 1: black widow is probably not gonna kill you either. No,
- 36:02Speaker 1: but if you're already like in danger of something like
- 36:05Speaker 1: he stroke exactly, a black widow bite is not going
- 36:09Speaker 1: to help, and it's going to be exacerbated tremendously. No.
- 36:14Speaker 1: But if you do get stung or bitten by something
- 36:16Speaker 1: like that, and if you don't have that cool compress
- 36:20Speaker 1: and your crutch, use that cool compress around the biters sting. Ye,
- 36:24Speaker 1: don't elevate it. Yeah, that's a big one. Sure. You
- 36:28Speaker 1: also want to put it kind of a loose turning
- 36:29Speaker 1: kid around it. You want to be able to fit
- 36:31Speaker 1: one finger in the turnikud so tight ish, I guess
- 36:34Speaker 1: there's a way to put it. Yeah, and again get
- 36:36Speaker 1: in the shade, wash it off with some soap and
- 36:38Speaker 1: water if you have it, and then just dump that
- 36:40Speaker 1: water all over the ground. This is used up. Uh,
- 36:46Speaker 1: And then we have snakes rattle snakes and coral snakes
- 36:51Speaker 1: are going to be your biggest danger. And remember coral
- 36:54Speaker 1: snakes are red, yellow and black. And there's a very
- 36:57Speaker 1: helpful saying, red touches yellow and harm a fellow, red
- 37:02Speaker 1: touches black. Make it a snack. No red touches black.
- 37:09Speaker 1: It's okay for Jack. And this raises my second favorite sentence.
- 37:13Speaker 1: Oh no, just remember you're Jack in this scenario. It's
- 37:18Speaker 1: okay for Jack now. And then finally, I think we
- 37:28Speaker 1: sound drunk. We're not. Um. There are lizards, um, specifically
- 37:37Speaker 1: the do you say HeLa monster or Gila monster? I
- 37:40Speaker 1: think it's Heila. I think it's a British sayguila and
- 37:43Speaker 1: the wrong right they say aluminum. Um. So the Gila
- 37:47Speaker 1: monster and the Mexican beaded lizard um the beat. It
- 37:52Speaker 1: is only in Mexico and Guatemala, but you can find
- 37:56Speaker 1: those gilas in the in the US of A. Those
- 37:59Speaker 1: are big, daddy though. Yeah, they get up to like
- 38:02Speaker 1: two feet I think. And this is actually my favorite sentence.
- 38:06Speaker 1: So I'm talking here about the Mexican beaded white to
- 38:09Speaker 1: yellow spots and stripes on their raised scales. It's about
- 38:12Speaker 1: a foot long. I described the Geela monster, and they say, however,
- 38:15Speaker 1: if you see a two foot long lizard coming in
- 38:16Speaker 1: your direction, maybe you should just walk the other way.
- 38:20Speaker 1: Sound advice. I thought you were joking when you picked
- 38:24Speaker 1: this article. No, I think it's a good article. I
- 38:27Speaker 1: don't understand why you're being so hard on yourself. All right,
- 38:30Speaker 1: this last part is legitimately interesting. I think the fact
- 38:34Speaker 1: of the podcast is contained in here, like the uncontented
- 38:39Speaker 1: go ahead, No, no, it's your fact, it's not my fact.
- 38:44Speaker 1: All right. Two big other dangers to other big dangers
- 38:47Speaker 1: or sandstorms and flash floods. Sandstorms can be very fast
- 38:53Speaker 1: or they can last for a long time. They can
- 38:56Speaker 1: last weeks in the Middle East. But if you're driving,
- 38:58Speaker 1: you don't want to drive through a stands to pull
- 39:00Speaker 1: over and like put on your hazards, roll up your windows. Yeah,
- 39:03Speaker 1: why did you say turn off your headlights? Do you
- 39:04Speaker 1: remember that? I get why you put on your hazards,
- 39:07Speaker 1: But why turn off your headlights? Is it because you
- 39:08Speaker 1: don't want to wear your battery out? Maybe? I think so, Okay, yeah,
- 39:12Speaker 1: that would be my guess, because I didn't know if
- 39:13Speaker 1: maybe that created an electrical conductivity or something, and lead
- 39:18Speaker 1: to lightning maybe, And if you're hiking around and there's
- 39:21Speaker 1: a sandstorm, then try and tie something or pull your
- 39:24Speaker 1: shirt up over your face. But on those sunnies, um,
- 39:28Speaker 1: they say, if you have spare water, wet the cloth
- 39:31Speaker 1: before you put it over your face, and then I'm
- 39:34Speaker 1: granting you the fact of the pith. Let's talk about
- 39:37Speaker 1: flash flooding. Flash floods because the desert does not absorb
- 39:41Speaker 1: water very easily. Um, because it's basically bedrock, and water
- 39:45Speaker 1: doesn't go into bedrock easy. Um. Like, if it rains,
- 39:49Speaker 1: it rains hard, and it rains fast, and a substantial
- 39:52Speaker 1: amount comes down and it collects very quickly because it
- 39:55Speaker 1: has nowhere to go and can create what are known
- 39:57Speaker 1: as flash floods. Because of this, more people drown in
- 40:02Speaker 1: the desert than die of thirst. That's what they say.
- 40:06Speaker 1: That is an amazing fact. That's one of the most
- 40:09Speaker 1: amazing facts I've ever heard in my life. It really is. Um.
- 40:12Speaker 1: And then what was the James Franco movie The True
- 40:15Speaker 1: Story where he was, yeah, like there was a flash
- 40:18Speaker 1: flight in that right, I don't remember, I think so.
- 40:20Speaker 1: I feel like he was it rained and he was like,
- 40:22Speaker 1: oh thank god, it's raining and then the water just
- 40:24Speaker 1: started rising really fast around because he was in a gully.
- 40:27Speaker 1: But if you like, don't camp out overnight in a
- 40:30Speaker 1: dry creek bed, because it is no joke. It can
- 40:33Speaker 1: it can happen really fast. And I was driving through
- 40:36Speaker 1: New Mexico once on my big out west trip post college,
- 40:40Speaker 1: and my friend and I drove through the most lacious
- 40:44Speaker 1: storm I've ever seen in my life. Um, and we
- 40:48Speaker 1: literally saw water running flowing uphill and I was like,
- 40:55Speaker 1: am I seeing things? And he's like, no, dude, He's like,
- 40:57Speaker 1: that is definitely uphill. Water was flowing up hill some how. Yeah,
- 41:02Speaker 1: I guess it was just so much of it. But
- 41:04Speaker 1: we drove through it until we saw um in front
- 41:08Speaker 1: of us, uh, telephone polls like down in the on
- 41:12Speaker 1: the highway, like all in front of us were like,
- 41:14Speaker 1: I think we should probably pull over at this point, right,
- 41:17Speaker 1: And we waited out, but they're usually pretty quick. It's
- 41:19Speaker 1: not like it does this for like days like it
- 41:21Speaker 1: does in Atlanta. It was like like thirty minutes of rain, right,
- 41:24Speaker 1: But but it can be inches and inches of water
- 41:28Speaker 1: and again, like six inches can pick up a car
- 41:31Speaker 1: and carry it away. It can certainly pick you up
- 41:34Speaker 1: off of your feet. And there's plenty of stories about
- 41:37Speaker 1: people being drowned in canyons and Petra Jordan's the very
- 41:41Speaker 1: famous archaeological site. People like every ten twelve years, like
- 41:46Speaker 1: a couple of dozen people will suddenly drown in a
- 41:49Speaker 1: flash flood because they were totally unprepared and in the
- 41:52Speaker 1: wrong place when it just the sky just opened up
- 41:54Speaker 1: on them. So it definitely does happen, for sure. Yeah,
- 41:57Speaker 1: the good The plus thing about the desert with understorm says, uh,
- 42:01Speaker 1: you see it coming from a long way away, like
- 42:03Speaker 1: it's they happened fast, but it's just so wide open
- 42:06Speaker 1: out there. Like we remember driving for like an hour
- 42:09Speaker 1: and a half towards this storm. I was like, man,
- 42:11Speaker 1: that looks pretty bad up there. And the closer we
- 42:13Speaker 1: got and then it was just like, you know, hell
- 42:17Speaker 1: had been unleashed on us. So what do you do?
- 42:19Speaker 1: Did you like drive to higher ground or now we
- 42:21Speaker 1: we just kind of just pulled off to the side
- 42:23Speaker 1: of the road and waited like half an hour and
- 42:26Speaker 1: then it lightened up. But it was crazy. Yeah, it
- 42:28Speaker 1: was pretty scary. I mean not being in a car,
- 42:30Speaker 1: but just seeing how like the debt it went from
- 42:33Speaker 1: sand to feeling like we were in a river in
- 42:35Speaker 1: like twenty minutes. That's crazy. Glad you made it, Chuck,
- 42:39Speaker 1: you survived to write this article, which was a good article. UM.
- 42:44Speaker 1: If you want to see this article yourself in person,
- 42:46Speaker 1: go to house stuff works dot com and type in
- 42:48Speaker 1: Desert Survival by one Chuck Bryant and you will agree
- 42:52Speaker 1: with me. It's a good article. And since I said
- 42:54Speaker 1: that it's time for listener mail, hey, guys, listen to
- 42:59Speaker 1: Central Park episode and really enjoyed it. The content was
- 43:02Speaker 1: spot on as always, But Josh made a comment about
- 43:04Speaker 1: the podcast being too conversational. I think this is a
- 43:08Speaker 1: really appropriate listener mail. What funny is that? Um? I
- 43:12Speaker 1: think the conversational aspect is one of the most special
- 43:14Speaker 1: things about it. Guys. The banter between you two makes
- 43:16Speaker 1: me pause for thought and oftentimes laugh. As an educational podcast,
- 43:21Speaker 1: I think having dialogue and debate about these subjects is
- 43:23Speaker 1: important in my own household. Stuff you should know is
- 43:25Speaker 1: very important part of our lives. UM. I introduced it
- 43:28Speaker 1: to my boyfriend almost three years ago and it has
- 43:30Speaker 1: taken a special place in our relationship. For two years
- 43:33Speaker 1: we were long distance, myself in Canada and him in Sweden. Wow. Uh,
- 43:38Speaker 1: And we would download episodes when traveling. It always gives
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- 43:44Speaker 1: Makes this laugh together, and we even sing the jingles. Uh.
- 43:48Speaker 1: My favorite is the opera version, much to his dismay. Uh,
- 43:52Speaker 1: my favorite episode is the Golden Age of Gray rob
- 43:55Speaker 1: Grave Robbing, which makes me laugh so much that I
- 43:59Speaker 1: had to put it on that. I still like to
- 44:00Speaker 1: put it on when I'm having a bad day. That
- 44:03Speaker 1: was great. I loved hearing that was the live one
- 44:05Speaker 1: right from London. That's right. I once joked that I
- 44:08Speaker 1: would sell my dog, my first dog, for a ticket
- 44:11Speaker 1: to one of your live shows. You don't have to
- 44:13Speaker 1: do that. You can exchange money instead, That's right. Or Stacy,
- 44:17Speaker 1: if we're coming to a town near you, give us
- 44:20Speaker 1: an email. Yeah, I'll put you on the old list.
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- 44:29Speaker 1: a jumping off point for more conversation and debate. Please
- 44:32Speaker 1: give a shout out to my boyfriend Jeff Um. Sorry
- 44:35Speaker 1: Jeff that I got on listener mail before you. Yeah
- 44:38Speaker 1: take that, Jeff. Yeah, that is Stacy Coombs The only
- 44:41Speaker 1: way that that could get any more appropriate is if
- 44:46Speaker 1: this episode comes out and Jeff is lost in the debtsert.
- 44:49Speaker 1: I hope that didn't happen. I hope so too, But
- 44:51Speaker 1: I mean that that would really round out this episode,
- 44:53Speaker 1: don't you think. Yeah, but Jeff, if you're out there
- 44:56Speaker 1: to look for an RV, Ben Sinclair might be inside,
- 44:59Speaker 1: I'll probably give you some weet uh thank you, Jeff
- 45:03Speaker 1: and Stacy and Stacy's unnamed dog who's not for sale.
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