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Notable News Ep. 41 - Simpsons Movie Sequel & Pride 2026 · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: He's like I had to sell my last top at
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  Speaker 1: mean I think it really gets the listener ready to
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  Speaker 1: go for some news. Yeah, this isn't my toph Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Notable Nostalgic
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  Speaker 1: News Network with Andy and Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: I am Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't my news topic, but I just found the sound.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's really fascinating and kind of cool. So
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  Speaker 1: kids want to talk shit during playing video games, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: But if you say like ass or fucking anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: Texting wise, it'll block it and you get in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: So kids are learning how to do morse code to
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  Speaker 1: send it's't that crazy. So yeah, so they're using it
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  Speaker 1: to like talk shit. But like so if you look
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  Speaker 1: at morse code on paper, it'll be like a long
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  Speaker 1: like a double dash or equal one thing and then
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  Speaker 1: you know, so kids are learning morse code to talk
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  Speaker 1: shit to each other on video games, which is crazy
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  Speaker 1: because I mean, I just I'm assuming everybody that thought
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  Speaker 1: of morse code. I might not be the only one,
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  Speaker 1: but I feel like if anybody did think of morse code,
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  Speaker 1: they're probably thinking like, oh, it's a dead language.
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  Speaker 2: But they used it for like when the Titanic was
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  Speaker 2: going down, like and then.
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  Speaker 1: Like Wars, Yeah, yeah, I think it was like eighteen
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  Speaker 1: forties or something like that was like a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Yeah, fucking showed.
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  Speaker 2: Peing like a new language, new wave of communicating. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's weird, but yeah, well that's awesome. Well we are
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  Speaker 2: here today to discuss some of the news that matters
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  Speaker 2: to us. So Andy, what are you got going on?
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  Speaker 2: News wise?
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  Speaker 1: So everybody that has listened to this podcast or knows
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  Speaker 1: me personally knows I'm a huge Simpsons fan, and so
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  Speaker 1: I got some updates about the Simpsons. So about twenty
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  Speaker 1: years ago, the Simpsons movie came out, and I waited.
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  Speaker 1: I know, is that crazy? It doesn't seem like twenty
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  Speaker 1: years ago. About twenty years ago, but so I went
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  Speaker 1: to that. I had to go four hours in advance
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  Speaker 1: to make sure I got tickets. I won some stuff
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  Speaker 1: through a trivia contest, and it was one of the
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  Speaker 1: most fun experience I've ever like had, not just in
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  Speaker 1: the movies but in general, because everybody there was just
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  Speaker 1: as big as a Simpsons fan as I was, or more,
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  Speaker 1: you know. So it's really cool. But so here's some
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  Speaker 1: news about the Simpson Movie two coming out. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so the release date as of right now is planned
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  Speaker 1: for September third, twenty twenty seven, so next year. In
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  Speaker 1: the movie, there's a twenty year gap. So the very
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  Speaker 1: first film that came out, Bar on the Board said
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  Speaker 1: I will not wait twenty years to make another movie,
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  Speaker 1: and it's coming out right around twenty years which is
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  Speaker 1: kind of funny though I don't think they planned that.
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  Speaker 1: But it's gonna be perfect. So Disney and twentieth Century Studios.
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  Speaker 1: They're the ones who are making it. The new poster
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  Speaker 1: came out. It's a greasy donut with the number two
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  Speaker 1: on it, and the tagline says Homer's coming back for seconds,
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  Speaker 1: which is pretty cool. So here's a little research. So
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  Speaker 1: the producers and co creators, Matt Groening and Al Jean
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  Speaker 1: stated that the first movie basically almost ruined the animation
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  Speaker 1: team because they had to do the TV show and
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  Speaker 1: the movie at the same time, and it was such
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  Speaker 1: a strain on everybody that they're like, we're not going
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  Speaker 1: to make another one unless there's like a really really
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  Speaker 1: good script and a good idea of you know, worth
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  Speaker 1: doing it. They didn't want to do it just for
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  Speaker 1: a cash grab. Now that Disney owns it, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: sure if that's still you know, they might just be
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  Speaker 1: doing it for the cash grab, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still pretty excited. A lot of people think this
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  Speaker 1: movie is gonna be the finale of the Simpsons, but
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  Speaker 1: if it comes out in twenty twenty seven, the Simpsons
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  Speaker 1: have been signed on up until twenty twenty nine for
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  Speaker 1: the TV show, so I don't think it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: the finale. Let me see here. So and of course
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be the same cast members except for some
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  Speaker 1: of the people who died that are gonna be in it.
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  Speaker 1: But all the same casts are coming back to it,
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  Speaker 1: which is pretty cool. But there's not a lot of
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  Speaker 1: crazy news on there. So then I was thinking, what
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  Speaker 1: I'll do is give a few potential plot points on
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  Speaker 1: what I think the movie might be about. So they
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  Speaker 1: go back in time to Pirate Days. Maybe maybe they
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  Speaker 1: go back in time to the nineteen twenties. Maybe I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, Maybe they go back in time to Dinosaur Days.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they go back in time to the nineteen sixties
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  Speaker 1: and during the transport they change to a black family
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  Speaker 1: and have to experience with the average black family in
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  Speaker 1: America experience during the turbulent nineteen sixties. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe Homer turns out to be great at chess. So
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  Speaker 1: I think it could be either one of those movies ideas.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of those seem what was the first one?
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  Speaker 1: They go back to Pirate Days?
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  Speaker 2: So are we thinking pirates like the cute like Johnny
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  Speaker 2: Depp ones? Are we thinking like Somali.
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  Speaker 1: Pirates, real rape? Oh? Yeah, yeah, just like they just
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  Speaker 1: go back like to like twenty fifteen in their Pirates.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think that Okay, remember when that Captain Phillips
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  Speaker 2: movie came out, do you think that Somali pirates knew
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  Speaker 2: about that movie and they were like, Oh, this is
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  Speaker 2: kind of like our moment.
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  Speaker 1: Well it's a true story. So I bet some people
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  Speaker 1: are like, oh, I know, I knew that guy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So then they would like if I was a Somali
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  Speaker 1: pirate'd be like, I know that guy, like he's you know.
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  Speaker 2: Or if I was like a captain of like a
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  Speaker 2: freight ship and I was getting like attacked by pirates,
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, hey, can we take a selfie really quick?
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  Speaker 2: Like that is it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? What's the next one? It was, oh back to
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  Speaker 1: the nineteen twenties.
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  Speaker 2: And that was like right before the Great Depression, So
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  Speaker 2: that might be you know, news worthy and like you
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  Speaker 2: know history. I mean, uh, dinosaurs, I just you know
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  Speaker 2: how I feel about dinosaurs. I just think they get
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  Speaker 2: sexualized or not so manticized. You know.
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  Speaker 1: But all those perverts they're always naked, That's true.
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  Speaker 2: They're always naked, and they're we're pretty naked dinosaurs on
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  Speaker 2: like PJB. That's so gross. It's like putting horses on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Nancy, No, I think do you think when do you
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  Speaker 2: think The Simpsons is gonna end? It's been on for
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  Speaker 2: so fucking long.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't know. I bet, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: with like AI voices and other voice actors, because they've
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  Speaker 1: already replaced some voice actors with other people. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like technically they could probably keep it going forever.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's enough characters. I mean, the world keeps changing,
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  Speaker 1: So I mean, I mean, yeah, I don't, I guess
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  Speaker 1: until it's not profitable.
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  Speaker 2: You know. You know, I haven't watched The Simpsons in
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  Speaker 2: a while. When I do, like throw it on, I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: this is so comforting and then you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I I don't. I don't know what it was like.
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  Speaker 2: It's such a nostalgic thing. But yeah, I don't. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. I never I never saw the movie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's fun, it's there, it's a fun way. It's
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  Speaker 1: definitely worth seeing. I yea.
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  Speaker 2: So oh yeah, how do you are you going to
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  Speaker 2: be sad which it ends?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah for sure. Just but like I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting old enough now to where I would have
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  Speaker 1: been a lot sadder for end like ten years ago.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying like the quality is going down
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  Speaker 1: or anything like that, but it's not as important in
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  Speaker 1: my life now as it was like ten fifteen years
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  Speaker 1: ago or whatever. So if it does end, I'm hoping
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  Speaker 1: that it'll end in a good way, you know, in
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  Speaker 1: a good you know, not like Game of Thrones or
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  Speaker 1: what stranger things I guess everybody was mad about. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know how it would end, yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing I could think of is just, well,
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  Speaker 1: actually they had they thought I can't remember the X
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  Speaker 1: exact season, but maybe like season eleven to thirteen. They
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  Speaker 1: weren't sure, so they did do technically what the final
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  Speaker 1: episode is going to be, but then they got what
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  Speaker 1: the fuck I can't think of it right now, but anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so they actually wrote an ending for and the episode
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  Speaker 1: a ory came out, but then they kept it going.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, yeah, I don't know. If it were me,
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  Speaker 1: I would probably do something. Do you ever see that
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  Speaker 1: movie with Ethan Hawk and it took place. It took
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  Speaker 1: him like fifteen years to make the movie because they
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  Speaker 1: got this little kid, and then every couple of years
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  Speaker 1: they kept recording they kept. It's called like young Boy
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  Speaker 1: or Old Boy or something, I can't remember the name movie,
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  Speaker 1: but I would do something like that, even though they
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  Speaker 1: kind of had an episode like that, but I would
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  Speaker 1: do a finalized one where it shows like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: bar as like home, you know, like old old like, so.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be really like that's I feel bad for Ethan
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  Speaker 2: Hawk right now because the movie they recorded it over a.
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  Speaker 1: Long long time, yea.
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  Speaker 2: And so they put a lot of effort into that
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  Speaker 2: and we can't. No, I'm not, I'm not. I don't
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  Speaker 2: really care for Ethan Hawk, Like I don't hate him
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  Speaker 2: or anything like that, but I just don't. I'm not like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go see the new Ethan Hawk movie.
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  Speaker 1: Perfect. I was gonna say, I've never once been like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: what Ethan Hawk's in that movie? I gotta go see it,
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  Speaker 1: like I've never once you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, But I think the best way that Burp
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  Speaker 2: smells so fucking bad, dude, so I listener, I had
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  Speaker 2: pepperoni stick on the way here, and then I'm drinking
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  Speaker 2: diedoptor pepper. I think the best way to end the
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  Speaker 2: Simpsons would be like like make references and like in
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  Speaker 2: a creative way to like who who shot mister Burr
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  Speaker 2: like that kind of thing, and just like bring back
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  Speaker 2: people blah blah blah, and then end it with nothing big,
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  Speaker 2: like because we want to remember these people that were yeah,
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  Speaker 2: part of our lives as like they're continuing on yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then that leaves it open for them to come
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  Speaker 2: back when there's other creative people.
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  Speaker 1: I saw somebody or made this up or something. I
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  Speaker 1: can't remember, but somebody said the last episode should be
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  Speaker 1: them getting ready for the Christmas pageant. That episode one
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  Speaker 1: was about. Oh I like that. So then it's just
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  Speaker 1: like a continuous you know. So that's kind of cool.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I made that up or I
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  Speaker 1: saw that or whatever, but I think that's a cool onest.
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  Speaker 2: So Algie is still a part of it.
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  Speaker 1: I think this last year, I think he just finally
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  Speaker 1: is like very tiny part time. Like I don't think
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  Speaker 1: he's like a showrunner or anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: And listener go back, because he was on our podcast
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  Speaker 2: R Yeah that was only you an interview.
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  Speaker 1: Ye, I was so nervous.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't really We interviewed quite a few people, and
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember many of them because I didn't care
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  Speaker 2: like the colorus. That explains like you had a somewhat
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  Speaker 2: success back in the day, and no one knows who
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  Speaker 2: you are, so I don't know again, Like see, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like that's sad. If he's listening, that's that's even sadder.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Something I was gonna say is that I was listening
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  Speaker 2: to our podcast and I was doing the transcript thingy
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  Speaker 2: and I searched someone to see it because Jeremy's mom
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  Speaker 2: was always like, you guys curse so much. There was
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  Speaker 2: like a thirty minute episode and we said the F
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  Speaker 2: word over eighty times. Holy shit, that is bad. Yeah them,
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  Speaker 2: It's like I lowest one was like twenty times. The
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  Speaker 2: highest was like ninety somethings. I searched quite a few
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  Speaker 2: of them.
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  Speaker 1: That's two times per I mean like two point five
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  Speaker 1: times per minute. And I don't curse that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel like we curse that much. I really don't.
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  Speaker 2: But that's a lot of CURSI.
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  Speaker 1: Was it the fuck episode?
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  Speaker 2: Was there a fuck up? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe there was.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe there was something that really like triggered one of
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  Speaker 2: us and we just were like fuck them, fuck them,
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  Speaker 2: fuck them, the kind of thing like fuck fuck fu
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  Speaker 2: fu fuck fuck fu fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck
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  Speaker 2: Now I want to go back and see how many
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  Speaker 2: times we say fuck on this episode.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, Okay, I love that Go Simpsons. I love you
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  Speaker 2: party so Andy. I wanted to because this episode's coming
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  Speaker 2: out before the end of June. It's Pride Month, and
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  Speaker 2: I kind of slept on that. So this is kind
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  Speaker 2: of like the Pride News or because I'm kind of
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  Speaker 2: the gay ambassador to to the podcast because I'm the
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  Speaker 2: gay one of us, and so I want to talk
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  Speaker 2: about gay shit. Okay. So past iconic episodes are notable
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  Speaker 2: in nostalgia, so a lot of them were early on
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  Speaker 2: episode thirty five, what we did the that was a
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  Speaker 2: good little Pride month we did. We did the Ellen
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  Speaker 2: episode called the Puppy episode where she came out. I
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  Speaker 2: thought that was a really good episode episode like the Ellen,
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  Speaker 2: but how we talked it was very like we had
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  Speaker 2: our shit together a little bit more back then. The
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  Speaker 2: next one, episode thirty six, HIV Representation. I thought that
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  Speaker 2: one was home run so good, like we really like
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  Speaker 2: monetized HIV struggles. Oh waituh, episode twenty two we had
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  Speaker 2: drag icon Peaches christ on.
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  Speaker 1: Great episode with the ranch. Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: That was so good a listener, go back and listen
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  Speaker 2: to that one. So andy. I wanted to do a
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  Speaker 2: few categories about like kind of like gay rankings of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So this one is the best things about being gay?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So I have the top five? Am I ranking? Memory?
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  Speaker 1: I'm guessing?
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  Speaker 2: No, okay, he Actually, what do you think the best
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  Speaker 2: thing about being gay is?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. For men and women and non binary,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's all.
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  Speaker 2: It's different about gay men.
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  Speaker 1: I think every gay dude I've ever met is like
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  Speaker 1: really funny. So I think maybe just being around beyond
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  Speaker 1: comedic people.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe what about what about gay women? What's the best
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  Speaker 2: part of being a gay woman.
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  Speaker 1: I've only known a few, but I've always felt like
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  Speaker 1: they would protect me if she hit the fans. So
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  Speaker 1: maybe just the concept protection.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, getting like, do you be like a lavender marriage
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  Speaker 2: with a lesbian That would be like a home run.
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  Speaker 2: You never have to hire a plumber anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: The best things?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Number five, it's the being a gay is the best
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  Speaker 2: birth control? True? Yeah? Number four all gas, no break, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. Ever anti their presence and stuff? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Number three? Oh, this is actually not a joke. One
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  Speaker 2: getting to know women for being women and not sexualizing them,
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  Speaker 2: even though I do like sexualized women on this podcast
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  Speaker 2: all the time. And also getting to know good guys,
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  Speaker 2: because the guys that even though homophobia is like, at
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  Speaker 2: least in my life is seems to be going down
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  Speaker 2: or they're doing a better job talking shit behind my back.
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  Speaker 2: Guys that I'm friends with, they're good guys. Okay. Number
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  Speaker 2: two getting excited about things. Oh sure, I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: Like I love being and I guess you don't have
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  Speaker 2: to be gay to do this bitiness so like a luxury,
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Like I last few years, I've been like obsessilating about Wicked,
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  Speaker 2: Like I've been like, oh, oh my god, blah blah blah,
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  Speaker 2: Like well, just like getting excited about Wicked, and like
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  Speaker 2: straight people like don't really do that much. They get
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  Speaker 2: excited about like lawnmowing or something. Number two. It was
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  Speaker 2: that one. Number one, the sass of it all. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: like you're just gonna be fucking sassy and say what
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  Speaker 2: the fuck you want and they're just like, oh, he's
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  Speaker 2: so funny.
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  Speaker 1: He's the gay.
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  Speaker 2: And then okay, so the worst parts of being gay,
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  Speaker 2: what do you think one of the worst parts of
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  Speaker 2: being a gay man.
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  Speaker 1: Is a homophobia to assume, right, Yeah that that made.
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  Speaker 2: The list, not number one, not number one. Okay. What's
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  Speaker 2: the worst part about being a gay woman?
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  Speaker 1: Over sexualized?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Man, that would be really bad. Yeah, okay, so
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  Speaker 2: number five really quick.
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  Speaker 1: Man. I've been like anti patriarchy my whole life, but like,
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  Speaker 1: whether you're gay or straight, no matter what, like as
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  Speaker 1: a female, you're gonna get sexualized. Yeah, fucking just disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: You know, when I went to Vegas when I was
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: in my early twenties, I wasn't like talking or moving.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: I got like checked out by a woman and I
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: felt so fucking good. And that was different because like
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: women are always getting like raped and stuff. But like
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: I felt like I kind of liked it. Like I
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: would love to like walk by like a construction site
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: and be like, hey, you look good. Yeah, with your
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: eating your Pepperoni's day. Okay, So the number five The
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: worst thing is the sass of it all because I
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: cannot think. I don't think before I talk.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: It's a cursing bliss.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is, wow, because I just say things without
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: thinking and that's really like it's a struggle sometimes because
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: I just can't like.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Like we want.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: We went to go see a play at the Pinnacle
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Theater and I saw a lady with crutches and I
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: could have just like not said anything to her, but
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: instead I like bent down. I was like, get on,
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: get on my back. She was walking so far to
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: get to the theater, and I didn't know she laughed
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: and had a good chuckle about it. I should have
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: went up to her pointing out her husband. Did he
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: do this to you?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: I'll get him.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, number four I left that blank apparently okay number three. Uh,
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: I guess it could have been just four things, but no,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: it was five. Oh.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I love that you wrote down five four blanks. Three
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Okay number three? Oh getting called ma'am on the photo
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: side the game. So when I was worked at Arby's,
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: no big deal but any big deal and something in
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: sidebar is going.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: On with Arby's.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: On the fifteenth of June, Megan Statler from a Hacks.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: She is iconic, amazing, She's I don't know, she's partnering
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: with Arby's. Something's going on with her and arby She's
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: like a funny comedian over the top lesbian fucking love her.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Something's going on with Arby's.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Six fifteen twenty six. So if you add those numbers
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: up together, it's twenty one plus twenty six of forty seven.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: When did they start? Would they in the eighties?
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: But why would she be involved?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah?
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: And like the picture is her getting married, like the
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: poster of her apt with Arby's, And I'm like, this
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: is so good because Arby's has some really good they
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Kyle McLaughlin, they had Anthony Anderson, Cedric the entertainer. They
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: they kill it with their spokespeople. Okay, so getting called
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: So when I was the drive through person at Arby's,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: they would always be like. I was like, oh, do
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: you want anything else? Well They're like, oh no, thank you, bam.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: So then I would it would annoy me. But I
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: was like, because of number five, the sass of it all.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I would also mis gender them all the time. Back
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: before before it was when it was okay to miss
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: ginger people, it was never okay okay. Number two hate
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: crimes and discrimination.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Suck boom sure boo.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Oh number one Okay, this is my pitch to like
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: the LGBTQ ia. But let's just come up with the
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: rest of the letters, because there's twenty six letters in
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: the alphabet. Let's just come up with the other one
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: and let's just do the alphabet. Yeah, because I get
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: why we put L first, because like during the AIDS crisis,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: the lesbian nurses or whatever were like the only ones
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: that would help the the game.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: I did not know that. Oh wow, Okay, so I.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Think that's like shout out them. But I think we've
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: done enough for the lesbians that they can go back
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: into the middle wherever the hels are. But I just
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: want to do the alphabet. So when people are like, oh,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: I'm a part of the lgbtqi A community, get instead
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: you would say, hey, I'm Jeff, I'm part of the A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, A,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: element O, P Q, R, S, t U, v, w X, Y,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: and Z community plus plus community. Yeah, And then I
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: do all the numbers because they're gonna have the numbers. Then,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: but how many numbers do we go to? One hundred?
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I guess until we figure until it's enough.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I feel like if we don't solve number one,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: number two is gonna happen more. The hate crimes.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, was number one.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Again Hate Crimes. Number one or number one was the
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: number letters. The letters is just frustrating me. It's the worst. No, Like,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: I just alphabet. I'm part of the alphabet. Yeah, and
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: also Alpha. I think that's something that could bring everyone
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: together because at some point in your life the alphabet
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: was your favorite song for sure, because everybody like stupid
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: little fucking kids when they're like three, they're the alphabet
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: and I'm like no, no, no no, and then they
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: tell me and they always fuck up. Yeah, it's like yeah,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: especially the elemental p part. They always they always skip it. Okay,
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: So uh oh, I wrote the gayest movies. Do you
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: know what a game like? It's not poorn? So, like,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: what's a gay movie like?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Like Wizard of Oz? Is that what you refer to? Okay?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: So where's it of Oz? I feel like probably Jowbreakers right,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: oh my god?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, that was number five, and then Wizard Oz was
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: number one because they used to call gay people friends
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: of Dorothy.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel like something with Liza men Ellie.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: She did not make the cut, but Rocky Horror sure okay.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Number two a survey of just me. Number three bound
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Tilly Gina Gershawan and they are lesbians. Had to
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: throw them in and then number four. You should know
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: that we talked about this movie a lot on the podcast.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: We mentioned it. There was a battle we did early
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: on in the series. Oh BC age ye, sweetiest movies. Okay,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: gayest songs? What's a gay song?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I don't That one's probably somewhere over the rainbow.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: No, that's that's a pretty gaye on though.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Oh uh, the George Michael faith Or.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Should be on there. Yeah, damn it.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm trying to think of Oh maybe, uh, I
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: want to break free by a queen free?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, I really okay? All of these are women?
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Should I twain? No, damn it, I'm not her.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: She's so immature. She's so immature, she's just like always
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: pink hair. You're in your fifties. Calm down, I don't know.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Number five was I Will Survive by Gloria gay Or
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Or that one I should have. It's raining men. It's
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: pretty gay and like really terrifying. Yeah, it's just like
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: men falling from the well.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Then if one fell on you believed by share Okay,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Super Gay Vogue by Madonna and then number one, uh
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: born this way, which I'm like, that's kind of too gay.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: But oh and then listen, it's a podcast. You can't
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: see this. My assistant Casey drew this with me.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: That's really good.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's me with address and a boa. Anyways, Okay,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: le shouldn't do legs really well, Okay, we're almost done. Okay,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: gay as people.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Hmmm Freddie Mercury, Oh.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Damn it did not. Freddie Mercury love. I don't think
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: of him as like gay, you know, he's gay, but
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: I think of him as like musician, creative mastermind, like
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: I think of him though, these are just like straight
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: up gay Lances. Lance Bastard us a disservice because now
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: in the history, because Sally Rye was the first like
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: lesbian in space, Lance Bass isn't like gonna be in
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: the history books like this little queer guy like tried
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: to go into space. Like no, like stick to what
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: you know, Okay, any other ideas gay people gayo, and
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: then they might not be gay too so, but just like.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Oh they're gay, Fozzy or not Fozzy.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Henry Wrinkler, Fozzy Bear.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: No, I'm thinking of the guy who did the plays
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: a muppet. No, sheear no. Remember in bird Cage, he goes,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: you just sent me the clip of Liza Minelli dancing
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: and singing, Oh yeah, no, Andrew Lloyd Webber.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Fozzy Bear, is it a muppet? Okay? Number five Rue
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Paul between eighteen eighty nine and two thousand pre nine
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: to eleven, because I just I think I love Rpaul,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong, but I feel like they're just
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: so corporate. And I liked the like the punk rock
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: because when she goes on to like uh Paul goes
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: on to like talk shows, she's in male drag. I
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: want to see RuPaul and drag drag on being back,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: like when she had a talk show back of the Day. Yeah, okay.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Number for Jody Foster just like fucking boring ask. She's
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: like the Jo Foster gayest gay pert, like you know
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: gay like in the slur way. She's one of those Okay,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Harvey Milk Okay. But the reason I chose Harvey Milk
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: was more for like the sexual stuff, because I'm sure
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: that I heard this sexual term like I'm gonna milk you, okay,
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: And I'm wondering how much he used that in his
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: like sexual life like milk.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Do you think he started with like I'm gonna harvey
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: you and they're like, this is not really going I'm
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: gonna Harvey.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, that'd be problematic now because Harvey Weinstein. Okay. Number
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: two John Travolta, especially with his like new Beret era
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: that he's in.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Ye, and then this one Joan Crawford but slash fade
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: down away, Mommy dearis that's the that's the pinnacle of gay.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: That's where we get a lot of our bitchiness from,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: like the more modern gay because back in the day
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: we were like, oh, I'm gay, I don't want to
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: die from AIDS. And then now we're like, we're coming
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: for you because we're because we're post there's pre nine eleven,
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: post nine to eleven. There's a d BC, you know
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: what I mean, there's pre mommy Dearist, post Mommy Dearist. Okay,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: this is a speed round. This is the gayest speed round.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: So what's the gayest food? Uh, jello tomatoes, damn it.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Location and it's not it's not wait wear San Juan Mexico, Mexico,
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: all right, And a lot of that because there's gays
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: that go down there's a party in vacation hook up.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: But then there's also the people that back in the
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: day were heterosexual in America would drive down there and
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: sleep with male prostitutes. Oh it's super gad gayest planet.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I mean you're aus no, that's on the on the nose,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: damn it, saturn.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, because we're like flashy and all those rings and stuff.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I thought when you said the butthole, wasn't it, So
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I thought the next one is for sure going to
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: be like, you know.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: But yeah, because the gayest like body parts probably the butthole, right, okay,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: or the penis.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: The penis, right, I don't know, assume because like oh no,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: oh no, no.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: No, no, no no, I have body part down here.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Ok color purple green green because there's and it's not
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: just green, because you know how the gays like to
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: do that, to be like, oh, this is the willow green,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: this is the forest green, this is the hate you
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: gay people. Okay. What's the gayest season? Like a spring,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: winter fall, summer, summer, close fall, because that's when pumpkin
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: spice lott a season happens, like a good scarf pashmina,
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: a light sweater. It's good job light banker. No, I
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: was just say not blowjob, okay, baker.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Banker, somebody works at a bank.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Banker that actually is pretty close andy, because we're that's
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: the worst. But no marketing marketing because it's really telling
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: people how to be more flashy. Okay, oh body part,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say hand so T zone like on your
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: face because if if somebody has a dry tea zone
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: like I do because I've burnt gay, people will be like, oh,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: you need to move and they give you unsolicited beauty advice.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Is T zone just be in your face or specifically,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: like a line here and a line here is the id.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Oh and then I start that was it because then
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: I started talking about paradoxes. I don't want to get
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: into some of those because that's like the glitch in
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: the like matrix of it all, Like there's stuff that
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: exists that shouldn't exist, there's no reason for it to exist.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Like the universe is expanding faster than the speed of
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: speed of light, but nothing can go faster than the
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: speed of light.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: What.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking Blit's insane to me.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: And there's like this whole atom thing that like if
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: if Adam is watching it being watched you know what
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, fucking weird. So that just got me like
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: kind of got me kind of crazy. So so yeah,
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: so but but I think it's we laugh about the
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: gay shit because it is like fucking hilarious. But this
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: is my warning to like anti gay people is like
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: stop it, like to stop you know, going after like,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: don't try to go after us. Don't come after our
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: siblings in the trans community. Don't come after like the
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: eight well the asexuals. Yeah, that's fine. What are they
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: gonna do, Like, what are they gonna do? No, don't
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: come after us because we are so fucking angry and
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: bitchy and picture us like drunk as we like to
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: drink heavily, especially like during the day, We're gonna come
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: after you. So just stop, Like I I I hate
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: that the discrimination going on and all that jazz.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: But in all that jazz, but it's like, what's his name?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Something Fozzy? Right?
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Who do you think who is the gayest Muppet?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe the blue one, Gonzo, Maybe.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: He's the more beast reality one. You know, who's the
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: that snuffle off? I gush, Yeah, I'm not into him,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: but you know who I would not bang out of
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: the Muppets or like that whole genre. Big Bird, Yeah,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: big Bird. You know Big Bird are supposed to be
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: on the Challenger.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not fucking crazy. Could you imagine? Yeah, Big
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Bird's voice and noise.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: And then he would have died for are they? Yeah?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: How would they have like brought that like oh and
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: then Big Bird comes back, but just as a roasted
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: chicken and then and then.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: It would have had the puppeteer or just kind of
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: a random person dressed up as it would be someone
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: of importance, right, yeah, or would they just have like
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: a like a fake suit and then imagine like they
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: probably should have done that.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been crazy because I I feel
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: like the footage you would have seen like yellow fucking
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: ship flying.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: We need to not go into space, like nothing's gonna
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: positive happen from that.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah from that specific one.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Sure. Yeah, so you are okay with space travel?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, Well for what purpose?
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Like what's going on with that? Well?
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I think one is just because I think for generally,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: humans should strive for something better than they have, and
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: that's something that people should strive for because it takes
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: like a bunch of math. It takes a lot of
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: like engineering, it takes a lot of people working together.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: So I think it's a good thing for humanity, space.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: And hidden figures. That movie I haven't Henson. Hello, she's
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: the best. Okay. Do you have any other news or
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: anything else going on?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: No, No, just hey, people like have fun, be gay.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: If you don't want to be gay, go up to
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: another person and point them out and be like, you're gay.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: I appreciate you.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Fossy Bob Fossey is who I was thinking of.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Oh from Cabaret?
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, yep. Success. Okay, so close to Fozzy.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Let me see if I have any other things really
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Fozzy bear?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I think paradoxes, right me?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Dressed in or drawn in a dress? Yeah? No, number four?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: No, I think we're good. All right, Listener, you have
• 31:28
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• 31:34
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• 31:35
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