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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: We go LIVE from New Orleans to help the Eagles GUARANTEE victory over the Chiefs · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, dom until you lie from New Orleans. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the site of super Bowl fifty nine. It's the Bully
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  Speaker 1: and Tony Futhscoe showy.
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  Speaker 2: As always Polly Foolsco.
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  Speaker 1: Well, not here with Tony Fullstoe, because today we are.
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  Speaker 2: Covering the super Bowl on tull fronts.
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  Speaker 1: I obviously here on location beautiful New Orleans, on the
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  Speaker 1: ground for the Super Bowl where a lot of actions happen.
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  Speaker 1: And meanwhile, Tony, you're back in Philly.
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  Speaker 3: Right yup, just holding it down over here. We're getting
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  Speaker 3: the Philly side in the New Orleans side.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, so you know I'm at Tony. I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 1: You know what The big story is that everybody talking
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  Speaker 1: how much the Chiefs are planning to bribe the Red
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  Speaker 1: bru I heard. I've heard they started a raw chest and.
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  Speaker 2: It is just huge.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking billions, maybe hopefully more in the millions, so
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  Speaker 1: we can't think a thord.
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  Speaker 3: I heard also that Taylor Swift's entire eras tour was
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  Speaker 3: actually engineered by the Chiefs organization simply to raise money
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  Speaker 3: to bribe the Refs.
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  Speaker 4: Their war chest is humongous.
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  Speaker 1: You heard it here first, people, all that terrible music
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  Speaker 1: had a reason.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it needs a more terrible reason.
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  Speaker 1: Well, anyway, you know what, Tony, games only a few
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  Speaker 1: days away. We gotta get more and we got to
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  Speaker 1: compete and do our part for the Eagles organization.
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  Speaker 2: This is what we're gonna do.
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  Speaker 4: A chest yep, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: We're taking it to the streets people right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go around and I'm gonna find the Philly
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  Speaker 1: fans here. That's what I'm gonna do, because they have
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  Speaker 1: enough money. If they have enough money to go to
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  Speaker 1: this game and buy those you know, over priced tickets,
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  Speaker 1: and then they got enough money to pay for our
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  Speaker 1: fund raising money for the right cause or good cause
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  Speaker 1: to bribe the refs. So here here I am on
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  Speaker 1: historic Bourbon Street, you know, and you can see just
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  Speaker 1: absolutely beautiful, crazy, the very classy establishments here, just terrific.
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  Speaker 1: And I would have been going around are Tony and uh,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, Tony, I gotta tell you, the people
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  Speaker 1: here just so hospitable. I mean, there were some women
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  Speaker 1: last night who treated me just so beautifully in one
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  Speaker 1: of those buildings over there.
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  Speaker 4: What a heartwarming testimony they were.
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  Speaker 1: So Yeah, they talk about Southern hospitality, I can tell.
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  Speaker 4: You very place.
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  Speaker 1: But you know that. I look, I just want to
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  Speaker 1: be clear. I didn't spend that much money. Now, no
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  Speaker 1: money was. It was all done pro bono. They wanted
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  Speaker 1: to do it all for free. Of course, all my
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  Speaker 1: money will be going through all right. So anyway, let's
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  Speaker 1: let's walk around here, Tony and see what we can
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  Speaker 1: find on the straits there and see if we can
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  Speaker 1: get our cars going.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Yeah, let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, hey, you want to PULLI foost going, Tony
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  Speaker 1: Fosto Number one rated show. I know you're very excited. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know we're trying to raise money.
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  Speaker 2: You voted to the game. No, I'm a recorder. I'm
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  Speaker 2: actually covering. You're covering the game. No, I'm covering fans heels,
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  Speaker 2: fans into or well, what.
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  Speaker 4: Are you doing now?
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  Speaker 2: Are you but about journalism?
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  Speaker 1: Are you covering the bribes that the chiefs are making
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  Speaker 1: for the refs?
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  Speaker 2: Then you call yourself a journalists bro Get out of you?
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  Speaker 1: You know, journalist matur Row, journalist Tom Broke.
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  Speaker 2: By this Tom Broker's Tom Broke. Ye, okay, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: We have a package. Sayn hey, PAULI Food's go, number
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  Speaker 1: one rated show. I know you're very excited to be
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  Speaker 1: on air right now. You're a Green Bay Packers.
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  Speaker 2: Stand first, let me say sorry, you know we killed you.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, how much you how much you think the Chiefs
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  Speaker 1: are paying the refs to win the Super Bowl? This yet?
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  Speaker 2: Well the Eagles an lose anyway, so.
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  Speaker 1: You know, right, you're losing your chance to be on
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  Speaker 1: national TV. You're out of here, Broy.
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  Speaker 2: She blew it.
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  Speaker 1: That's the second time the Packers have blown it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a third time they've blown it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, third time, Tony, thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Right, you know he was upset because the Packers lost
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  Speaker 1: the Brazil National champions She exactly.
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  Speaker 4: And the playoff.
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  Speaker 2: Look at this guy, Pauli Food start number one unrated show.
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  Speaker 2: You're on this one.
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  Speaker 1: You're we're out here trying to raise money to bribe
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  Speaker 1: the rammite to how much?
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  Speaker 2: How much you want to fay? How many do you
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  Speaker 2: want to get? Right now? I give one dollar? One dollar?
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  Speaker 1: Bro?
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  Speaker 2: The Super Bowls on the line because they so far
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  Speaker 2: on on you know, the homes is sick. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 2: a big sack of money. A sack of money you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about. Oh look, Tony, he's making a one dollar donation.
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  Speaker 2: I mean all right, one dollar.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on here, hold on, hold on, I have
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  Speaker 1: an angry friend.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, hold on, you're a chiefs man. I'm gonna knock
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  Speaker 2: that bird off. You don't have Oh no, he's read
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  Speaker 2: by run away. It's so sad how much people hate
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  Speaker 2: greatness in this country.
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  Speaker 1: They hate it, you know, Tony, Now I know hold
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  Speaker 1: those how all those wool correspondents feel.
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  Speaker 2: You know, this is what it must be like.
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  Speaker 1: It's easy, though, you know, you just you just all right, dad,
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  Speaker 1: all he fools go, number one rated show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. You're going to the game.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: Then you've got cash? Bro, Hey, you got enough to
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  Speaker 2: bribe the refs.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just asking for a mill, that's it. Not a
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  Speaker 1: real fan, not a real fano, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: We have some service many of that. Here's are you?
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  Speaker 2: Is there anything you can do?
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  Speaker 1: You have machinery to protect the chiefs from bribing the
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  Speaker 1: rest this year?
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  Speaker 2: Can you help us?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: That's our government, not our government is not helping.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we tried, Bill, Thank you playing service, accepting
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  Speaker 1: this for God, but thank you for all ninety nine
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  Speaker 1: point nine percent.
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  Speaker 2: Bro. Yeah, bro, you know I could tell they were
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  Speaker 2: they were nervous.
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  Speaker 1: There, bro, maybe they maybe we were onto the government's
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  Speaker 1: plan there. Yeah, brot, what is going on here?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I sorry, you're on camera? Are you raising money for
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  Speaker 2: the needy?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just sharing with people.
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  Speaker 1: They say the eternal damnation in hell Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: So you're talking about to thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well that must mean you God, but you I
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  Speaker 1: think what he means is is that he's trying to
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  Speaker 1: stop the rest from taking over this.
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  Speaker 4: Good for him, bro, God, bless you, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: But you know here, look I got this nice card, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe this will help defend us against the evil rests.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we gotta that.
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  Speaker 3: We gotta use that to ward off the evil referee
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  Speaker 3: and chief spirits.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: There we go, by the way, what color.
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  Speaker 4: I got a question? What color is the devil? Right?
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  Speaker 1: There?
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  Speaker 2: You go?
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  Speaker 4: There you go, the chief's uniforms?
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  Speaker 2: There you go? See, there you go, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: We have a situation over a police situation, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: going no need to uh step outside the premises there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, got a state trooper.
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  Speaker 2: There was a man being arrested behind.
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  Speaker 4: Do we know if it's Kareem Hunt by chance?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Jackson Mahomes you know, he kind of looked like Jackson
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  Speaker 1: Mahomes kind of break They breaking those people. This is
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  Speaker 1: what you do when you get journalism on the guard.
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  Speaker 1: Jackson Mahomes just arrested by New Orleans police. But disorderly
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  Speaker 1: times down there.
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  Speaker 4: You do one hundred confirmed, but we have nothing.
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  Speaker 2: We have a feeling not with him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, we gotta get moving on.
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  Speaker 2: We need to raise no money. This is just not
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  Speaker 2: got to get people. I'm getting a little nervous, Tony.
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  Speaker 4: You know, we still got a little bit of time.
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  Speaker 4: It's okay, but we're.
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  Speaker 2: Running around time. Hey, how about saying, Saints? What here
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  Speaker 2: is this? Did I by more? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What is this?
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  Speaker 4: Two thousand and nine?
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  Speaker 2: How much were the Saints paying the refstack here? Fa won?
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  Speaker 2: Was it liked money, Katrina money?
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  Speaker 3: I heard it was money, FEMA money.
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  Speaker 1: You know, nine, you get the fuck out of here,
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  Speaker 1: You'll get the fuck out of it.
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  Speaker 2: Was very spirited.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's what you say is very personality as
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  Speaker 1: a prec very spirited Cony, very spirited. Oh all right, don't.
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  Speaker 2: I just got to say the NFL makes such a
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  Speaker 2: great choice.
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  Speaker 1: Every couple of years the super Bowl here just so terrific,
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  Speaker 1: so so much great entertainment, just so classy in every way, Scoop,
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  Speaker 1: as I said, very classic, and you know there so wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: There's such such a great place to bring a family
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  Speaker 1: to enjoy the game and great.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, hold on this the moment. Hey, Pauli
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  Speaker 2: Fusco number one show. I think I talk A few
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  Speaker 2: were alive on it. We got a cowboy bayless are okay?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, if you want to donate, you know, come on, nts.
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  Speaker 2: We're trying to raise money to want that's your problem.
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  Speaker 2: That's why you lose a bro, That's why you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, this is why the cowboys never win.
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  Speaker 2: They don't do any Cowboys fans. They don't get it
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  Speaker 2: from Yeah. Hey, here we go. Hey, Polly fous Go
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  Speaker 2: number one rated show. Gobert, Hey, how much you want
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  Speaker 2: to donate so we can outdrive the chiefs? How would
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  Speaker 2: you want to give? We gotta get money.
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  Speaker 4: We just need a pledge.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, I'll give you twenty bucks. That's twenty all right,
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  Speaker 2: twenty buck. He gave me twenty bucks here, Tony, what's
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  Speaker 2: the counterart?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 3: Right now we're at twenty one dollars I think total,
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  Speaker 3: So you know, maybe we could buy like a false
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  Speaker 3: start or something. Maybe we can find a Chiefs fan
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  Speaker 3: and ask how much that costs.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on here, I have some Chiefs fans. All right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, you go number one show. I'm gonna ask
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  Speaker 1: you a question and you're not gonna like it. But
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  Speaker 1: how much do the Chiefs play the rest to win?
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  Speaker 2: How much is it? Is it like five mili? Well
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  Speaker 2: a lot of them.
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  Speaker 4: It's these years.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So it's fifteen grand for.
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  Speaker 1: Q one, right the first six games, Okay, then it
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  Speaker 1: goes up thirty grand each.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, by the end of the season for the playoffs.
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  Speaker 2: It's about one point five million dollars that we paid
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  Speaker 2: off the thread.
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  Speaker 1: And this man is wearing licensed chief scars. So what
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  Speaker 1: do you what do you do for the organization? Bro?
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  Speaker 2: Are you like the president?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, I take cash. Oh you're the guy who handles.
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  Speaker 5: I have to take it to the rest you I'm
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  Speaker 5: the money handlers, the money handler.
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  Speaker 2: So how much his defensive pass interference is that to
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  Speaker 2: fifty to fifty? We don't worry about the pass experience,
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  Speaker 2: it's the off side. Oh and passion experience. No, No,
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  Speaker 2: don't there you go.
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  Speaker 4: He's in as Bro.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for teaching us. Frank you, we're gonna go
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  Speaker 2: to your break. How much do we need to raise
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  Speaker 2: in order to get this money?
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I got one thing you say, cry, Eagles cry. I
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  Speaker 2: got one thing to say to you. Off for show,
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  Speaker 2: Get out of here, Get out of here.
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  Speaker 4: We got to get moving on this.
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  Speaker 2: We're running at its right along.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something, don'ty on, behalf of the Eagles
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  Speaker 1: organization that's gonna make this all right. I'm personally donating
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  Speaker 1: three point two million dollars. Wow, my own money through
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  Speaker 1: this guards And don't you know.
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  Speaker 3: What, because you're so generous and because you care so much,
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  Speaker 3: I'm also.
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  Speaker 4: Matching that country.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we gots you know, don'ty I think we got
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  Speaker 2: this in the back. Ye oh, what does that guy know?
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  Speaker 2: He just said no sign.
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  Speaker 4: It was that weird all Yankeovic, Get out of here, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, before we go, we do have to
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  Speaker 2: do one thing the big water.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Your prediction one hundred percent lock prediction
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  Speaker 1: for the super Bowl, Take it away.
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  Speaker 4: Dony Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 3: This is my one hundred percent lock prediction for the
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  Speaker 3: super Bowl. We start in the fourth quarter, with the
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  Speaker 3: score chief seventeen Eagles thirteen, Jalen Hurts will drop back
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  Speaker 3: and use his rifle of an arm to execute a
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  Speaker 3: perfect lateral to Saquon Barkley for a ninety yard touchdown run,
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  Speaker 3: making it nineteen to seventeen Eagles, But then Patrick Mahomes
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  Speaker 3: will successfully convince the refs to call holding on the Eagles,
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  Speaker 3: putting the score back to seventeen thirteen. After the Eagles
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  Speaker 3: are forced to punt, Patrick Mahomes will throw a pick six,
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  Speaker 3: making it nineteen seventeen Eagles again, but then Travis Kelcey
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  Speaker 3: will hand the refs backstage passes to the next Taylor's
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  Speaker 3: swift concert and they'll overturn the call, putting it back
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  Speaker 3: to seventeen thirteen Chiefs. Then it'll be Eagles Ball.
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  Speaker 5: Saquon will run it in again, putting the Eagles up
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  Speaker 5: once again, but Patrick Mahomes will tell the refs to
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  Speaker 5: throw a flag on Saquon for a never before seen speed.
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  Speaker 4: Limit violation for running too fast.
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  Speaker 3: The score goes back to seventeen thirteen, but then on
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  Speaker 3: the last player of the game, Eagles Ball, Hurts will
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  Speaker 3: throw another dot of a later role to Saquan, who
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  Speaker 3: will run seventy five yards.
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  Speaker 4: To pay dirt.
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  Speaker 3: Given the Eagles the vent but wait, Roja Goodell will
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  Speaker 3: sprint onto the field and throw a golden flag, which
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  Speaker 3: gives the NFL Commission a power to nullify any score.
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  Speaker 4: Given the Chiefs the v but wait.
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  Speaker 3: In a last ditch, desperate heave, Eagles owner Jeffrey Lorie
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  Speaker 3: will divest all his assets and liquidate his fortune in
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  Speaker 3: order to fight fire with fire. He will successfully pay
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  Speaker 3: off the refs, Roja Goodell, and the entire underground Eastern
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  Speaker 3: European gambling syndicate. The touchdown will stand, Eagles will win
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  Speaker 3: nineteen seventeen.
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  Speaker 4: Boom, take it to the bank.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I don't forget rate and reviews and go to
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  Speaker 1: the merch sort with whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Raining remaining money you haven't given it.
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  Speaker 1: The rest your gift to us and day dony right,
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  Speaker 1: God is oh sick to.
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  Speaker 4: You for the another foolish show.
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  Speaker 1: The will see a faithful half of the Eagles win
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  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl Sunday,