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Thanksgiving Minisode · The Bechdel Cast

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  Speaker 1: On the Bell Cast, the questions asked if movies have
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  Speaker 1: women and um, are all their discussions just boyfriends and
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  Speaker 1: husbands or do they happen individualism, the patriarchy? Zef in
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  Speaker 1: best start changing it with the Bell Cast, gobble gobbles,
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  Speaker 1: It's thanks, uh back there? Hey, you know what I'm
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  Speaker 1: thankful for? I got it, I got it, I got hey,
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  Speaker 1: keep this, don't delete it. Hey, you know, I'm thankful
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  Speaker 1: for what's that? Women being portrayed in movies with respect
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  Speaker 1: and dignity. I'm thankful for that too. Unfortunately it didn't
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  Speaker 1: happen this year or any previews here, almost never. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: I'm thankful that it doesn't happen because that gives us
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  Speaker 1: stuff to talk about on this podcast. What's what I'm
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  Speaker 1: thankful for? Caitlin Durante thankful for problematic bullshit? Hey, um,
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  Speaker 1: if you're curious what's happening, this is our just quick
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  Speaker 1: little you're curious. This is the Bechtel Cast. This is
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  Speaker 1: our very quick Thanksgiving episode where we're not talking about
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  Speaker 1: a movie. We're just gonna pay some thanks. If you want,
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  Speaker 1: like maybe a full episode, you should subscribe to our
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  Speaker 1: Patreon because we've got a few bonus episodes that are
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  Speaker 1: going to come around around Thanksgiving, and you can get
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  Speaker 1: access to all the existing bonus episodes as well. That's true. True,
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  Speaker 1: Halloween's over, so we just wanted to take this opportunity
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  Speaker 1: because it's Thanksgiving to say thanks to some people and
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  Speaker 1: some groups of people that we want to thank. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So first, I want to thank Aristotle for being the
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  Speaker 1: best producer in the world. I'm thankful. I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: say thanks to Mike Kaplan for writing our theme song
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  Speaker 1: and to Catherine vos Krasinski for performing it. Thank you, yes, thanks.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to thank all the guests we've had on
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  Speaker 1: this past year. Thank you, guys, so fun and so wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to thank rebeccable Nous for writing articles about
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  Speaker 1: us in the Avy Club. Yeah, Jesus, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: I want to thank our our friends at the Cracked
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  Speaker 1: podcast for giving us the first first bum. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: any friends who have had us on their podcasts and
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  Speaker 1: given us a space to promote the Bechtel Cast. That's
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  Speaker 1: been awesome. I want to thank all of our listeners, Um,
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  Speaker 1: all past that's a little more of a you thing, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Jamie Loftus hates our listen personally, I would like to say,
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  Speaker 1: funk the list. Okay, well I disagree. I I also
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  Speaker 1: want to thank anyone who's you know, messaged us or
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  Speaker 1: tweeted at us and you know, said kind words and
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  Speaker 1: just any feedback has been wonderful, except except for the
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  Speaker 1: steampunk the guy who is mean about steam punk and
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  Speaker 1: couldn't get over, you know, couldn't reconcile the fact that
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  Speaker 1: he that he sucks. Hey, here's here's the Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: send out things, I'll send out a slew of fuck you,
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  Speaker 1: all right. I want to thank everyone who's made fan
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  Speaker 1: art for us. It's great. I'd like to give a
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  Speaker 1: big funk you to every living artist who hasn't. I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to thank everyone who has come to our live shows,
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  Speaker 1: and I also want to plug the next live show
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  Speaker 1: we have, which is on December two at the Nerdest
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  Speaker 1: show Room at Mault dot Comics in Los Angeles. So
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  Speaker 1: if you're in the area, come to that. We've got
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  Speaker 1: Deborad Giovanni and we're talking about die Hard. I'm so
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  Speaker 1: thankful for Deborah. I'd like to send a big fuck
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  Speaker 1: you out to my cousin who assumed that he could
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  Speaker 1: just come visit me whenever he wants, because quote, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't think you had a job, unquote, very rude and inaccurate.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck you. I want to thank all of our matrons
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  Speaker 1: who have subscribed to our Matreon. I want to say
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  Speaker 1: a big fuck you to the Apple Company. Stop making
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  Speaker 1: my products break. I don't have any money, like your
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  Speaker 1: laptop and your phone, laptop and my phone, like like
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  Speaker 1: the the, like my only friends. I wanted to thank
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  Speaker 1: all the women and non binary filmmakers, comedians, podcasters, performers, entertainers,
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  Speaker 1: anyone who's making things and creating art, because this is
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  Speaker 1: our fucking time now. I want to send a big
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  Speaker 1: funk you out to every white male comic who says,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's kind of hard for us right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's all of them. It's all of them. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's actually kind of hard for us to get right now.
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  Speaker 1: And that's a big funk you to you guys. Guess what,
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  Speaker 1: maybe your comedy is boring. And Jamie, I want to
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  Speaker 1: thank you for being for an impossible just the best
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  Speaker 1: co host I could ever ask for. Thank you for
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  Speaker 1: being so bright and funny and insightful every episode. I
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  Speaker 1: love you. I'd like to have a big fuck you
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  Speaker 1: to I call us Kalin for putting me in an
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  Speaker 1: impossible situation given the perimeters of the episode. But also
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  Speaker 1: I'm very thankful for you and your brilliance. And it's
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  Speaker 1: always just what a man, Jamie. Do you know what
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  Speaker 1: I have to say to that bff? Suck you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: see you twisted at the end. This lady's got a
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  Speaker 1: masters and writing. What a twist. You set up the
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  Speaker 1: president and then you twisted. That's called a subversion. Folks, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Shouldn't you be uh, shouldn't you
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  Speaker 1: be breaking your family apart? Right now? Why are you
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  Speaker 1: listening to us? I mean, it's what this is five
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  Speaker 1: minutes long. You had time for this. Don't feel bad
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  Speaker 1: now go eat some turkey or you know whatever. And also,
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  Speaker 1: suck colonialism. That's the main thing I want to say
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  Speaker 1: about Thanksgiving. Suck colonialism and probably fun your family. And yes,
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  Speaker 1: once again, just thanks to all of our listeners. Don't
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  Speaker 1: listen to what Jamie said out. Yeah, you're great and
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  Speaker 1: you're wonderful and thanks for your support and happy holiday.
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  Speaker 1: By