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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 14 - Clean Dishes · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to another episode of Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 4: Dad Podcast. Going back to another bonus episode of Son
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  Speaker 4: of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today is August nineteenth. We
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  Speaker 4: got a very very fun episode today. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 4: very fun. Lots of laughs, laughter, lots of laughs. Lots
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  Speaker 4: of lots of happiness, lots of laughter.
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  Speaker 1: Have you rebranded as an optimist?
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  Speaker 4: I've rebranded on practicing happiness for now.
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  Speaker 1: What's making you practice it? Because your facial hair is
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  Speaker 1: growing in so good? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Because I am miserable constantly. I'll kind of work my
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  Speaker 4: way out of that with forceful happiness.
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  Speaker 1: Jump start your happiness. Fuck around to write a book.
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  Speaker 4: If you are listening to this now, make sure you
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  Speaker 4: also have checked out. We had another episode coming out
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  Speaker 4: earlier this week on Tuesday. Listen to that one. This
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  Speaker 4: one is going to be very high energy. Also be
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  Speaker 4: it's gonna be doing a lot of physical comedy. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: we got a lot of sketches planned out that we're
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  Speaker 4: going to act out. It's gonna be really fun.
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  Speaker 1: Are you saying that this is gonna be high energy
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  Speaker 1: because last one wasn't? Because it wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: Sort of that is what I was trying to get out.
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  Speaker 4: But also I don't want people to not listen to
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  Speaker 4: last weeks.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want people to know that it wasn't high energy.
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  Speaker 1: So what they have to do is should listen back
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  Speaker 1: to see if they could tell that it was low energy, or.
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  Speaker 4: You just like, listen to the first ten seconds and
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  Speaker 4: you'll probably probably get the idea. We even skipped the intro,
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  Speaker 4: but none of that today.
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  Speaker 1: Was that you're taking Sassa's podcast spot or is that
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  Speaker 1: just sass himself? Also, people are always on our ass
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  Speaker 1: being like do two episodes a week? Do two episodes
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  Speaker 1: a week? Well, this is our chance to do that,
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  Speaker 1: and since we're doing that, you need to reward us
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  Speaker 1: by listening to both of them exactly giving them the
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  Speaker 1: requisite that they're supposed to get, Like we're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: jack our ship up when we do molbile episodes a week. Ye, so, uh, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Engage with us, Yeah, engage with us.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you guys try a little harder because we're.
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  Speaker 4: Doing all we can on our end. We're exhausted. We
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  Speaker 4: are exhausted.
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  Speaker 1: I cried this morning. Yeah, the entire flight back. I
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  Speaker 1: just wept the entire time. The stewardess was like, do
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  Speaker 1: you need something? Are you okay?
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  Speaker 4: On our flight back today, we were in Buffalo, New York,
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  Speaker 4: cause it's a pretty quick flight. It's only forty five
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  Speaker 4: minutes from Buffalo to this to.
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  Speaker 1: The big city. The Big Apple Apple is where we are, and.
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  Speaker 4: The turbulence is getting a little shaky. Towards the end,
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  Speaker 4: there a couple couple of sudden drops, which I'm not
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  Speaker 4: a fan of, and I like kind of gasped and
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  Speaker 4: like reached and I like my hand. My hand landed
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  Speaker 4: like on the the old lady next to me, and
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  Speaker 4: she was like.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be okay, the older black lady.
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  Speaker 4: She was like, it's going to be all right. And
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I know, thanks, and then I just
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  Speaker 4: I just buried that all down For the rest of
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  Speaker 4: the flight.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, be a mad Yeah, it would be
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  Speaker 1: a man. I'd rather just die in a plane crash.
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  Speaker 4: That didn't let anything out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I didn't let people know that I was
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  Speaker 1: spooked by the turbulence.
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  Speaker 4: But once other people start getting spooked around you, it's
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  Speaker 4: kind of hard not to get spooked because you're like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: so they think the plane's going to crash, maybe it's
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  Speaker 4: going to crash, But also I didn't actually think I
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  Speaker 4: was going to crash.
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  Speaker 1: I just got spooked because we took a dive. My
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  Speaker 1: brain hack is always telling myself that it's a boat,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't get scared on boats, like there's turbulence
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  Speaker 1: or like bumps chop on boats, and I'm just like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is like fun and it's like funny, and I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: if this is a boat, this is just like a
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  Speaker 1: boat in the sky. I'm just a new sky.
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  Speaker 4: But when you fly frequently, I think the fear goes,
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  Speaker 4: which we do quickly.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, you're saying Oh, you're saying that you
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  Speaker 1: don't yet.
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  Speaker 4: No, Like I wasn't as scared yesterday or today because
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  Speaker 4: I had flown. I've flown three days in a row.
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  Speaker 1: You really had to shoot that in there, born that
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  Speaker 1: in there. I had to let people know even fucking
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  Speaker 1: jet setting. Change the Instagram bio and put a plane
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  Speaker 1: in it. I know you should buy Coastal. You were
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  Speaker 1: in multiple buffaloes. Actually, every time that we fly, we'll
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  Speaker 1: give a turbulence report. How spooked were we? Like? Was
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  Speaker 1: the turbulence really bumpy?
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  Speaker 3: Flight?
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  Speaker 1: There was very, very smooth forty minutes, forty minutes, easy
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  Speaker 1: wheels up, two wheels down. I was getting ship faced
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  Speaker 1: in first class. I was fucking second back first class.
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  Speaker 1: I was back of the plane.
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  Speaker 4: They suck me in the they suck me in the bathroom. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: boone was actually first class, which was crazy. I can't
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  Speaker 4: to music where you sitting. I was like a twenty
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  Speaker 4: five f and he's like on perst class. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know why I always which was cool too, because like
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  Speaker 4: the company books, Barstool books those flights for us, so
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  Speaker 4: they must have. You can clearly tell they respect more
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  Speaker 4: and on that they're sending them.
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  Speaker 1: They've said, you've toiled enough in the back of the place. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Next step is going to be private jets. Next step
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  Speaker 1: is going to be they just flapped me guys like
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  Speaker 1: me and uh Frank private jet. Yeah we'll get there though,
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  Speaker 1: because on the way out of the airport, dude, the
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  Speaker 1: fucking sons, the sons of boys, dads I know have
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  Speaker 1: been fucking rabbit fan base bro at the at the
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  Speaker 1: airport in Rome, me and Ron felt like we were
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  Speaker 1: like fucking Kim and Kanye, and there's no he would
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  Speaker 1: have been Kim. I was Kanye obviously, and uh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: people coming up to us, Yes, I'm the more photogenic
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  Speaker 1: one and you're the mad creative genius I know, I
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  Speaker 1: know who definitely suffers from some underlying issue, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, deep underlying issues psychoses perhaps, but you
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  Speaker 1: were we were in Buffalo together, which we'll get to.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that everybody is here for what we
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  Speaker 1: want to talk about, for what we want to talk
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  Speaker 1: about in Wyoming, because when we left off about the
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  Speaker 1: your whole Wyoming saga, there was a chance that you
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  Speaker 1: were gonna have to fly out to Wyoming and you
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  Speaker 1: would have to roll up your sleeves and work for
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  Speaker 1: your keep. You have to look after everybody on the
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  Speaker 1: ranch in Wyoming that you were staying at. Yes, and
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  Speaker 1: the last we heard from you was, You're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: fucking do it. You're not gonna be relegated to a
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  Speaker 1: role of having to take care of other people. You're
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  Speaker 1: not going to be the help for some rich people, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: were hanging out in Wyoming. I think there was a big.
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  Speaker 4: I think things got a little complicated. Like I think
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  Speaker 4: some people that listened to the pod thought that I
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  Speaker 4: meant like I had to go and like I had
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  Speaker 4: to do my own dishes, Like I had to like
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  Speaker 4: after I finished eating, I had to like wipe off
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  Speaker 4: my plate and put it in a dishwall.
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  Speaker 1: And that would have been beyond the pan.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's not at all what it was not at
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  Speaker 4: all what it was. I had to First of all,
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  Speaker 4: I did do the dishes. I did do the dishes,
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  Speaker 4: and I had to work a five hour shift at
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  Speaker 4: somewhere that I don't work, to be able to sleep,
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  Speaker 4: to give it and yet to know to sleep, to
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  Speaker 4: share a bed with one of my friends.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you had to share a bed. Yes, so it
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  Speaker 1: would have been a ten hour shift. But it's like
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  Speaker 1: you guys are going to go head to toe.
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  Speaker 4: Great ranch, Like really, Wyoming's beautiful, Like it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was awesome.
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  Speaker 4: I got a lot to talk about, like it was
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  Speaker 4: really fun. But it definitely seemed like when we got there,
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  Speaker 4: we weren't as welcomed as you would have expect.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean, ageah, because you're at the help
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  Speaker 1: I mean you're people were like kind of pissed.
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  Speaker 4: I think that we were there and like weren't paying.
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  Speaker 4: And then as soon as we worked, it seemed like
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  Speaker 4: they all got like their respect up, like they were
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  Speaker 4: all like, hey man, oh how was dish? How was dish?
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  Speaker 4: And it's like I'm here visiting my friend. I wasn't
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  Speaker 4: coming out here to work, so weird, like why would
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  Speaker 4: why do we I don't understand why they care about that.
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  Speaker 1: How is dish? So that's like there, that's their lingo.
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  Speaker 4: They were all like, oh, you boys are on dish tonight.
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  Speaker 1: And have they all work? Hell? Yeah, they all work.
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  Speaker 4: But also the thing is that you'd also don't realize
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  Speaker 4: until you leave there. So they all work, they make
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  Speaker 4: no money. They basically make like three dollars an hour,
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  Speaker 4: but they get free room and board. And what a
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  Speaker 4: lot of people that were what a lot of people
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  Speaker 4: that don't What a lot of the people don't know
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  Speaker 4: is that the kids that are working there are all
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  Speaker 4: like trust fun babies would be and would be an understatement.
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  Speaker 4: They're all rich as fuck, like their parents' own Google
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  Speaker 4: Like Jeff Bezos's kids are out there working on that ranch.
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  Speaker 4: They all are from Darien, Connecticut.
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  Speaker 1: Really, yes, it's just the cooked large majority of them
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  Speaker 1: are from just the Walton family. They're just heirs to
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  Speaker 1: the local walmarts exactly. But so I don't understand why
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  Speaker 1: rich kids would go to a summer camp where they
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  Speaker 1: have to work like.
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  Speaker 4: It was like it was like a summer It was
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  Speaker 4: like a summer camp. It's like a it's not a
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  Speaker 4: summer camp. It's a wrench. It's all year round.
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  Speaker 1: What is a wrench? What's a wrench? It's like a
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  Speaker 1: like they don't know.
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  Speaker 4: They have like horses and cows and what do you
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  Speaker 4: what do you do?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do? They all work, They all work
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  Speaker 1: all day. But why would you would you go work?
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  Speaker 1: But it's a resort. But the work at it.
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  Speaker 4: They work at the resort that is on a wrench.
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  Speaker 4: So basically, co Op.
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  Speaker 1: Is it some hippie ship? Is it like a commune?
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  Speaker 4: It's like it it feels like a commune. I don't
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  Speaker 4: think it actually is, but it definitely feels like it.
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  Speaker 4: Like my friend would have kept on being like, well,
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  Speaker 4: we're all one big family here, and I go I
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  Speaker 4: would get the chills down my spine every time he
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  Speaker 4: said that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the So he's the one that lived there
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  Speaker 1: and he's in a cult. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then like one of the people asked us at
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  Speaker 4: someone came up to us and asked if we would
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  Speaker 4: stay the whole summer and keep working And I was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, these dishes, yeah, you doing anything for the next
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  Speaker 1: rest of your life? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: And then uh yeah, So, I mean the ranch was fun.
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  Speaker 4: We didn't really feel we weren't the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: There was a.
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  Speaker 4: There was a sense of like hostility in the air, Like.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it's it's very This reminds me of
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  Speaker 1: a show called forty Days in on A and E
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  Speaker 1: where a regular civilian goes into prison and pretends to
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  Speaker 1: be a prisoner for a little bit. And on that show,
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  Speaker 1: the people that like go and clean up the tables
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  Speaker 1: get the respect of the rest of the prisoners. Like
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  Speaker 1: that's a sure fire way to get respect early on.
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  Speaker 1: And that's basically what you did. Yeah, you clean for
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  Speaker 1: your respect, Yeah, definitely.
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  Speaker 4: But the thing is, like I think I kind of
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  Speaker 4: get why people would have been No one was like
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  Speaker 4: directly like mean to us or like nasty to us
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  Speaker 4: or anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're rich, they're snarky.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think there was a little bit of
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  Speaker 4: passive aggressiveness going around. And I kind of get it
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  Speaker 4: because I get like they're all there all summer working
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  Speaker 4: to stay there, and then we show up and we're
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  Speaker 4: like just roaming around the ranch, me and my three friends.
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  Speaker 4: Just like my one buddy worked like the entire time.
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  Speaker 4: We would hang out with him like at night, and
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  Speaker 4: so we were just like roaming around the ranch, like
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  Speaker 4: hanging out in the kitchen and shit, So like I
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  Speaker 4: get why they would be like annoyed by that, but
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  Speaker 4: also it was like we were invited here. It's not
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  Speaker 4: like we just waltzed on in.
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  Speaker 1: You were invited by someone else who works work, and
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  Speaker 1: the entire time you were invited to work, you weren't
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  Speaker 1: invited there to just our last, our last.
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  Speaker 4: Like the manager of the place came up and asked
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  Speaker 4: us if we were gonna They're like, so, what's your
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  Speaker 4: guys dealer? Are you guys gonna help out at all?
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  Speaker 4: And we were like no, We're like we're leaving.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, what did he want you to do? A horse?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. We're fucking horse shoes on a horse?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: So it was weird, like it would be different if
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  Speaker 4: it was like an actual ranch where it was like
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  Speaker 4: farmers and like these people who like this is their living,
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  Speaker 4: but it was literally it was like summer camp for
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  Speaker 4: like rich kids to play cowboy for the summer.
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  Speaker 1: Basically, what were your buddies saying? Because obviously we were
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  Speaker 1: all on the same wavelength And I'm not trying to
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  Speaker 1: like shoot on it too much because it was like
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  Speaker 1: everyone there was really nice.
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  Speaker 4: There was a little bit of passive aggressiveness.
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  Speaker 1: I will say that, who are the who are the
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  Speaker 1: transgressions of the passive aggressiveness? I don't know what were
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  Speaker 1: their names.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why people name it's the only person.
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  Speaker 1: What do they look like? Where were they dressed? And
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  Speaker 1: did they have tattoo arms? Do they have cut off sleeves? Vines?
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  Speaker 1: Then your vines on the rank?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well you're it's Darian Connecticut kids and uh the one.
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  Speaker 1: There was one kid name named Ross that was there.
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  Speaker 1: He was super cool, put a scumbat, you liked him.
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  Speaker 1: He was our boy. He's the one.
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  Speaker 4: We kind of hung out with him for most of
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  Speaker 4: the time.
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  Speaker 1: Who's so one? I could talk shit on? Who's home?
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  Speaker 1: We could really unleashown. I don't really think girl Leoh?
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  Speaker 1: Was there a girl named Leah? No?
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  Speaker 4: I don't have any names of people.
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  Speaker 1: Really.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't really get to know anyone's names.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably why they hated you. Probably you're probably just
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  Speaker 1: soroughly curled up at the foot of your buddy's bed
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  Speaker 1: like its fucking puppy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but yeah, it was fun. I mean, Wyoming
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  Speaker 4: was beautiful. We went on a crazy hike fifteen miles
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  Speaker 4: fifteen Yeah, really yeah? How many cows did you burn?
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  Speaker 4: How long did it take? And how sweaty were you
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  Speaker 4: after work? It took probably like seven or eight hours.
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  Speaker 4: It was actually a very nice hike because it wasn't
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  Speaker 4: like in New England most of the hikes are like
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  Speaker 4: very just like steep incline and then at the top
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  Speaker 4: you hat like a really nice view. This was like
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  Speaker 4: a lot of just walking and then they'd be like
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  Speaker 4: an incline and then a lot of walking, so like
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  Speaker 4: it wasn't like too difficult, it was just really long.
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  Speaker 1: Are your what's your role in your friend group dominator?
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  Speaker 1: You're the alpha? Yeah? Definitely. They all fall in line now.
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  Speaker 1: And is that because you have money and uh online cloud? No?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, I definitely don't fall in line anywhere, like
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  Speaker 4: on the top of your friends.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you cracking the jokes?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, big time. You're the joke cracker, big time
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  Speaker 4: Joe cracker.
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  Speaker 1: So you keep things light like, I'm just curious, like
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  Speaker 1: what your friends were going through the entire time.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So my friend Bo works there, so we literally
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  Speaker 4: like bare like we only the only day off that
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  Speaker 4: he had was Monday, and that's when we did our
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  Speaker 4: hike right, so for the entire day it would be me,
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  Speaker 4: my friend Matt, and Nate and we would just hang
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  Speaker 4: out and like do shit all day. And we were
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  Speaker 4: all on the same wavelength with like the passive aggressiveness
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  Speaker 4: and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: They were all being passive aggressive towards you. It wasn't
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  Speaker 1: even that.
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  Speaker 4: It was just like, I mean, we're all like awkward dudes,
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  Speaker 4: Like maybe we were overthinking it, but you'd kind of
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  Speaker 4: walk around and be like, damn, like they don't want
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  Speaker 4: us he here, heavy sense.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: I feel I believe you. Like it kind of felt
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: like if you ever go to like a summer camp
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: and you're like and it's maybe one where you join
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: halfway through where like everyone there knows each other and
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: you kind of just show up and you're like you
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: kind of just like trying to have to fit in.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: You kind of have to try and fit in, but
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: like they don't want you to fit in, Like they
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: don't want you there. They are like we already have
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: our thing here, like we yeah, you're you're kind of
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: fucking this up.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. It was exactly like that, but good time,
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: good people. No one was like mean or anything like that.
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: Like everyone was nice.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: I think that they're just mean behind your back, but
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: they probably destroyed it. Oh I did? I did. I.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: We were saying, me and my friend Me and my
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: friends Nate and Matt.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: We were saying.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: I was like, I would love to know what people
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: are saying about how it's It wouldn't even hurt my feelings.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: I just want to know they're probably like this gangly bastard.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: What the hell is?
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: Who the hell do these kids think?
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: They are?
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Fucking swlender man?
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: And also everyone would come up to me and be like,
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: so you work at barstool and I was like yeah,
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I've never heard of you or like
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: barstool before. And I was like, yes you have, because
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: if you didn't know that, then you wouldn't be coming
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: up to me. Well I did that because there's like
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: because it's like they're all like, oh, I live off
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: the grid. I'm better than everyone else that doesn't do this.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: It's like, well, first of all, most people can't afford
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: to go to a ranch for an entire summer and
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: make three dollars an hour. It's actually you already are
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: rich as fun, only affluent people are able to work
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: that much under the minimum wage, Like I get that
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: room and boards paid for. But like the reason that
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: like no one there was like poors because like people
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: who are actually poor, like actually have to get a
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: real job and like make real money exactly.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: That's why I look at it. I was looking at
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: migrant workers with a side. I It's like, how can
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: you afford to be working at such a low rate?
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Like you just work your ass off the entire day
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: in a field. It's like, how do you know?
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: But what the minimum wage wouldn't be three dollars an
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: hour in Wyoming. It's only that because they'd go to
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: the because they go to this place, right, But again,
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: very nice people. UH love all of them, and.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Uh, I hope they listen. I hope they want to come.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: I just feel bad, so I'm not trying to shit
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: on them, but like I have to because it's like
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: for the podcast.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Also, I can't.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie in my podcast to my listeners.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: You value the listeners more than anybody I do. This
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: is this is my job, and I hope I hope
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: one of them listen. Yeah, honestly, like it's gonna make them.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: It's either they're gonna feel bad because they thought they
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: were really nice to you, or it's gonna make them
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: even meaner because they were already. That's probably what will happen.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: But the highlight of the trip was that tweet as
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Hokey went on the hike was awesome. That was the
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: highlight definitely. The second highlight was the last night that
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: we were we were there, We're like hanging out at
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: this like one place.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Was it a bonfire sort of like that? But like
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: I could tell like it wasn't to see how I
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: could just tell them yeah, But it was like that
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: kind of vibe, like everyone's just like hanging out outside,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: sitting around just out of nowhere.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Everyone leaves, everyone except for me, Nate and Bo and
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: these two kids whose siblings worked there and they're like
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: sixteen years old. And then Bo left and it was
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: just and Ross was there.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to tell you what happened there?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: What they all were. They all were in a text
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: conversation and they're like, we're going to Jenny's room and
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: we're about to party there. Yeah, like fuck these weirdos.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I've been in that situation. It's like in high school
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: when you have the game where you like, you run
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: away from the kid. Yeah, yeah, everybody or whatever, you.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Run away from the kid whose parents are divorced.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who was an unstable fanily situation. And it's not
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: his fault. He was sprinting down the hallway ray from
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: them and make them feel they're just trying to fit in,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: but you can't process that with your sixteen year old brain.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: So you have to make them feel less than because
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: of how uncomfortable they make you feel. Yeah, it was
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: that type of situation. Yeah, you were making these people
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: feel so uncomfortable that they had to go do the
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: coke that they had shipped from Connecticut in their room. Yeah,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: so alone and talk shit on you. So the highlight
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: was me, Nate Ross and these two younger kids who
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: didn't work there, and it was just like it was
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: just guys night, Like we were just vibing awesome. Yeah,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: and then we went to the kitchen and we just
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: stole a bunch of food. The young o's that the
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: young kids were vibing with you. Oh yeah, they were awesome.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: They were great, really. Yeah.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: One of them was a big son of the boy
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: died podcast.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Man. Let's go probably this salute to the fucking It
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: was a good night. It was a good night.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: And the next the next morning head out, headed home and.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Had to just bail.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: How I saw the hike was cool too. We saw
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: moose that's fucking crazy, big ass moose so close to us,
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: right almost right at the peak of a mountain.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I know someone who I know a paraplegic, who's a
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: paraplegic because a moose.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I was actually very scared. We had to walk.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Like first of all, we saw people on the mountain.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: They come up to us and it's like a dude
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: and a girl. The girl has a pistol just like
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: in her waistband and bear spray and she's like, oh yeah,
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Like there's the people you see on a mountain in
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Wyoming are like literally the friendliest people on the planet.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Hikers generally are pretty friendly. Like if you see another
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: couple of hikers though, like stop and talk to you
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: for a little bit.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: We talked for like ten minutes and they were like yeah,
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: blah blah blah, and they were like, yeah, we just
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: saw two bull moose, which I'm I'm pretty sure bull
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: moose are like the biggest mooses there are are they?
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds mean what I'm saying. They sound like
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: a mean animal. Oh yeah, yeah bull moose. Yeah. They
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: were like yeah, So we just they all talked. Shit.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: They all talk so slow too. They're like the mooses
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: know the people on the mountain. They're like, yeah, we
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: saw two moose, two bol moose just up there. You're
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: gonna want to look out for them. Just be real quiet.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: They won't bother you if you don't bother them. And
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: they all that's how they all talk.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Really yeah.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: And then we got up there. I was like, I
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: was like kind of thinking, like, oh, maybe we'll see
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: them when he said that. Originally I kind of thought
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: maybe there's like a gate or something and there's just
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: moose up there. For some reason, these were just wild
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: ass moose. And we get up there and they are huge,
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: like ten feet talk.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Those are terrifying because the way that they attack, they
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: don't charge you. They fall on you. Yeah, they get
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: real close to you, get up next to you, and
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: then they just like slowly fall on you like a
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: billboard and then I'll crush. Yeah.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: It was fucking mass. So we kind of just got
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: up there. We stared at the moose. It was probably
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: like thirty feet away from us.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so probably just close enough that it couldn't fall
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: on top of you.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: We stared at it for a bit, got some pictures
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: of it, and then we just kept really quiet and
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: just kept moving along on it did and just turned
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: away and didn't look at us and just chilled.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: The moose are a ton, right. They weigh a ton right,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: probably two thousand pounds flat. So yeah, it doesn't seem
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: like moose.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Moose are kind of like bees, like if you if
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: you fuck with them, they'll fuck with you, but like
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: they don't want to fuck with you. But like I
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: was very worried about bears and mountain lions.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Bears, I'll give you mountain lions, I feel like are
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: not that scary. Mountain lions. I feel like.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Mountain lions will track you and hunt you like you won't.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: That's the thing. Like a bear you'll see coming. A
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: mountain lion you don't see that shit just out of.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Know what you're dead. Yeah, you'll just hear how bigger
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: mountain and then a slash across your door opening That
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: would be a mountain line. You just see a mountain
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: lope lion slowly opening a door. So I was.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: That was in the back of my head for most
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: of it. And I think, next time I go hiking.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: You know, bigger pistol. No, I don't make.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: A pistol, but I'm definitely gonna get bear spray because
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: everyone we saw had bear spray.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: And I kind of felt like an idiot.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: I was like, dude, this is like we're seven miles
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: because it's seven miles to the top, seven miles back
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: or seven point five miles, And I was like, dude,
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: I kind of feel like stupid being out in literally
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: the middle of nowhere, and like there is clearly like
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: real wildlife here, not like this isn't.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: The rinky thing bron Zoo. You're not unlike the like
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: this isn't like the Fari at Disney World, where like
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: you can just roll down your window or roll up
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: your window.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: To make sure this is like real, Like a bear
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: is out here somewhere.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: And mooses will kill they'll kill you and not bad
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: an eye. Yeah. Imagine the people that try like we've
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: broken horses, we can ride a horse or whatever, We've
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: house trained dogs and ship like that. Imagine the people
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: that tried to like house break a moose. Yeah, like
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: there's definitely someone who tried to ride a moose before
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: and the moose definitely fucking just mangled.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no chance. And a bear is like they've
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: got grizzlies in Wyoming.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Which are so are the grizzlies the ones you can
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: just that's black black bear? Okay, a grizzlyrizzy? Do you
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: make yourself big to a grizzly?
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Grizzlies are the ones where you just run just accept it? No,
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: you you Actually I looked it up last night. I'm
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: pretty sure what we're supposed to is supposed to get
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: on your hands and knees and like stomach down and
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: put your hands over your neck, tuck your head in
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: and then just like hopefully you have a backpack on
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: because then they'll just like claw at your backpack or
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: something and then that's all you can do. And usually
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: I'm assuming that works probably maybe one out of a
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: thousand times, Yeah.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: One guy did that, any guy?
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: And the other nine hundred and ninety nine times you're
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: like ripped into ten thousand pieces.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. People give crazy advice in doomsday scenarios. Someone told
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: me one time that if you're jumping out of a
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: plane without a parachute. You're supposed to aim for a
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: house because the house will break your fall, as opposed
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: to like the ground will just splat you, like if
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: you rip through the top couple layers of a house in.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Your house and just someone sails through it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Sh they just get up. I was crazy. Glad, I glad,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I am for the house. Just strolls out of your
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: front door. Someone's gonna pay for this.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Do you just have like a phone so I can
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: call a cab or something.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, my phone. It's fine myself. Yeah, luckily
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I just aimed for the house. The house broke my
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: fall like a trampoline. It's just that simple. Yeah, I guess.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I guess you just wear it backpack and hope for
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: the best. Yeah.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: But I think with the bear spray, I think when
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: they get when a bear gets close to around thirty
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: feet from you, that's when you're supposed to unleash the
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: bear spray at thirty feet.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're big.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: The bear sprays that I saw were like this big,
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Like it's like bigger than the size of like a
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: tall boy.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: And what does it do? It just hurts their eyeballs.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, pepper spray basically, but I think it's just much stronger.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: It's a nice bear, just a nice mace for the bears. Yeah,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: that's I mean, it's a kind of a gnarly thing.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Like humans probably shouldn't shouldn't be messing with animals that much. No, No,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: that's the thing. And it's like I like messing with
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: animals though, Like there's some people that just have a
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: way with animals, and I'm not one of them, but
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I like to think that I'm one of them. Like
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I feel like I could like pet alligator on the
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: top of his head and it would be okay. I
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: tried that one time. It almost ripped my arm off. Yeah.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I got bit by a dog this weekend. What see
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: the spike looks like a spider bite. It's like two
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: very close fangs. It was a dog, baby dog, so
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: annoying as fuck. I wanted to kick it. Who did you?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Who are you saving from? Uh? The dog? There was
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: a fight.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: The fight broke out between two dogs, one bigger and smaller,
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: and I was like separated up. I was trying to
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: separate it up. I was trying to be the hero.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: So you are the alpha in your friend group?
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: No, I was kind of like by myself do something, sass.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: I was kind of buying myself when this happen, and
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: I saw it and I was patting the dogs, and
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: then they started fighting. I tried to break it up,
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: and then the little one just latches onto my hand and.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: He got in there pretty deep. I was bleeding and
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: what did you just whip it? You just flung the
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: dog and.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: I picked it up and I threw it as far
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: as I could.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Fuck that dog and I said, hell, ouch the dog.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: This dog just bit me.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: And then I found the owner and I was like,
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: we're putting this thing down tonight.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: We have to put this thing down. It has a problem.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: And I said to everyone. They're like, oh yeah, that's
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what it's name was. They're like,
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: oh yeah, that's Scooter.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: He bites.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: And I was like, well, maybe make him not do
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: that because I'm in pain.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I was bleeding. Yeah.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, look, I didn't get infected.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: That's going to be a scar. Oh yeah, I wish
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: you had it on a better place. My first, my
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: first dog bite. Really, I'm a dog lover.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: I'd never have been bitten by or attacked by one.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Have you been stung by a bee. I have many times. Yeah,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: bees love you. Dogs have kept their distance until now.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I feel like getting stung by.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: A bee is a very good way of like judging
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: how like well behaved as a child you were when
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: you're younger.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, it's.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: Always like bad kids getting stung by bees just doing
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: some dumb.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Shit, how like walking on the ground and rocks or something,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: throwing rocks at a bee hive. Yeah, like yeah, if
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: you get demolished by a bunch of bees, like you're
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: you're like you're probably in a quarry or you're like
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: climbing into an abandoned house or something like that.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: When I was younger, I was I got grounded for
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: two weeks and I had to rake the leaves outside.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: And there was this big tree with berries growing off
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: of it, and I took the I took the rake
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: and I was slamming it against the tree beeks. Every
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: time I slammed it, berries berries would fall.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: You're about to make your own juicy juice or a preserved.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: And I love the sound that it made. So I
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: was doing that, and then all of a sudden, I
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: realized that there was a massive hornet's nest in it
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: fuck like like like the size of a basketball, and
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: so how close And I am just smacking this thing
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden, ten wasps are all
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: inside my shirt and I'm running around screaming for my mom.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: I was in like second grade.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Shut up. Yeah, dude, I feel like people die like that.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Iye like wasp crazy wasps don't die after they sting you.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: People lump in wasp going wasp barre infinitely meaner. Yeah,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: and they hurt more. Yeah, they're just nice.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: I got stung like fifteen times.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck those wasps. What did would you do to get
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: grounded at at eight years old for two weeks? You
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: must have been a badass kid. I think I had.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: I think I was jumping over the seats on.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: The bush Yuh. Yeah, you got written up. Yeah.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: I got sent to the principal's office a couple of.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Times just for climbing over the seat. It was a
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: reoccurring It was reoccurring. But it couldn't have just been
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: put on a show for the kids on the bus.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: It was awesome for the other kids. Yeah, what what
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: kind of sliding under the seats? Like it'd be like
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: synchronized swimming and.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Diving literally sliding sliding over. They're jumping over, sliding under
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: obstacle courses kind of. Yeah, it was awesome. It was
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: a very fun time, very fun time, very fun way
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: to pass the Uh.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: When you were in high school, did you do like
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: freshman runs on the bus or anything like that.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't take the bus in high school.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: There was something that was called like a freshman run,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: and uh, you have to run to the back of
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: the bus. And it was either like people are just
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: like trying to tackle you or just everybody on the
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: bus could punch you, and you just, oh run. Isn't
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: how that kid at Penn State died. I don't think so.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: It is he just got freshman run. He got punched
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: on the bus. No, he did a freshman run across
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: the football field and he died. What Yeah, he was
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: cub was killed. Dude, there's Penn State always has a
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: kid dying.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he died like on impact. Wait what he got
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: hit so many times?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: What? Yeah, I swear to God, I don't believe you.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I swear to I mean you you're picking the right
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: institution because Penn State always has something.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: No, it definitely happened. I think that's when like they
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: stopped hazing.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: If I did at the football field, I know that
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: there's like there's multiple hazing deaths that have happened that
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: pens there, But I didn't know was someone running across
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: the football field.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was running across the football field and never
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: had to hit him as hard as they could.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Like a gauntlet. He was running the gauntlet like charge
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: at him, like throw the shoulder into the shoulder, and
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: then what happened? He just got his organ scrambled. Yeah
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: he might. I think his peace brain probably exploded or
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: some shit. That fucking sucks. It's a terrible way to
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: go out.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: I know, just like you just in that would just
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: be like you're just in pain.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: The entire time, going to college and dying. Yeah yeah,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: look to your left and look to your right, one
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: of you will be dead. But yeah, yeah, and that's
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: really how it is a Penn State. People are just
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: fucking dying. Bro. I would never be in a fraternity
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: specifically because of the hazeling, because of how No, I
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: don't give a fuck if anyone's like, dude, that's such
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: a pussy pussy move. How is it a pussy. You're
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: a pussy. You're a pussy. How is it a pussy move?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because people like people like weirdly like
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: enjoy the hazing. They're like, oh, it makes the brothers closer.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: They say, that makes us closer as brothers. It's like, dude,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: you're not brothers. You know you're not. You're gonna stop
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: talking two years after colleg.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: You're gonna start talking one week after this end. So
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: you're gonna find like one person that you like and
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: then not talk to any of the other ones. Probably
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: you'll probably go to resent most of the other ones.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Except for I have seen dudes going back to their
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: uh frat houses in college. Like I would be at
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: a frat party in college on like a homecoming weekend,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: and there'd be like some forty five year old like
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: fat ball dude who is like a class eighty five.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that happens in Always Sunny.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Dennis goes back to his friend and he's like he's like, wow,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: he's like missed this place, and then they just taze
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: him instantly.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: He's like, I'm a brother here, and then they just
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: tase him again.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Like as much as you think you're gonna be able
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: to just rev up the camaraderie or just like be
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: back and it'll be how it was when you were there.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Like the people who are young are looking at you
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: like you're the biggest fucking weirdo. Yeah, because you are, yeah,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: going back to your fraternity. Like maybe if you're like
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: a year out of college or something like, it's not
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: that weird. Like I don't know, even like with high school.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: I always say it was so weird when I was
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: in high school and we'd be like leaving school and
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: like the kids that graduated the year before, we'd be
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: like walking in to like say hi to.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Teachers right there, just leaning up on the door like.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like you leap, Like why are you here?
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Why would you ever want to go about? You guys
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: got that you guys are I missed this place so much?
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Wait till next year, Wait till call wayne year. I
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: can't even tell you. Yeah, I can't even start to
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: tell you. Seriously, though, this is probably harder than college.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I don't do any work. Yeah, I don't do any homework.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: It's like no more homework in college. Ever. Trying to
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: recapture the magic is stupid. There's no magic that's recapturable.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: That's part of that's how I.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Maybe I didn't have like the greatest high school experience,
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: but I was like, when I got out of that place,
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm never coming back here.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Ever, why would I ever want to go back to
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: high school trying to recapture the mantic? Yeah, and like
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: go say hi to teachers. I didn't like any of
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: my teachers. They weren't nice to me. No, they didn't
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: give me a they didn't like me. And I didn't
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: like that college recommendation like they didn't they I stayed
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: out of their way. They forgot my name, and it
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: was fucking like, I'm not going to go back and
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: no one's going to be able to remember me.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: I had one teacher who I think would have probably
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: remembered me.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Who was it? Shout her out? Nah, how hot was she?
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Was?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: She your Spanish teacher? He was your Spanish teacher. I
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: could tell you, no, you had a smoking ass Spanish teacher.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: She spent some time at Barcelona's teacher was actually fucking insane,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: like crazy hi, okay, no, like super like that okay,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: like mentally unwell really Yeah, And I love I.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Was in like the really dumb class. So we had
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: a couple of the kids that.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Were in like so she had to take a real
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: deapathio for your ass.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was in like the really stupid Spanish class,
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: and a lot of the kids in the class had
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: they were in.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Fun what's it called?
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: It was like the special group, like for like the
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: kids with learning disabilities.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I forget what they called. You were trying to bait
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: me into saying a word that I I'm not going
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: to say. But it wasn't that. It was like you
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: said D and adhd not that, not like that. And uh.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: And one of the kids had like really bad anger issues,
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: like really bad anger issues, and he like wasn't doing
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: the homework.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: He wasn't doing any of the work, and he was
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: like was his class and a trailer outside the school?
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: No, no, and the and uh, the teacher was like
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: having a bad day or something because like she told
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: us like my boyfriend broke up with me or something,
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: and we were like, oh that sucks.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: We're like all like yeah, And then the kid is.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Like not doing his homework with anger issues and then
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: she's like can I talk to you outside? And they
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: go outside.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: His name was I don't want to say his name.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Kid's name was Ben, and uh. She comes back in
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: and she's and he gets sento the office. He gets
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: in to the office, she comes back and she's like, well,
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: that's great. Ben just told me everyone in the class
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: hates me. And it was so funny because it's like,
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: imagine that you got to be a confident dude to
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: be out there and be like, everyone in this class
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: hates you. But you think just to look her right
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: in the eyes and say that that's crazy.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: You think you was just saying it even keel like
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: a sociopath. Oh yeah, everyone hates you, don't you know?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Like I feel like he was probably having a tantrum
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: in the hallway, was like, everyone hates you, Like this
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: class is stupid.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: Probably, but also I either think more of it in
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: like an American psycho type of way.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone in this class hates you. You know that, right? Yeah,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: we're all talking behind your back. I see why your
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: boyfriend broke up with you. Is this how you are
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: at home? Yeah? Makes sense. I wouldn't want to dat
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: you either. Communication issues, huh, because I can't understand what
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: you're saying. Ever, Either makes a lot of sense. Maybe
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: you should try learning English, maybe that would help you, yeah,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: with your little problem with your boyfriend.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: And then uh yeah, I got detention in that class
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: once because she was like, next person who laughs gets attention,
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: and I laughed and she was like detention. I was like,
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: what kind of fucking sick thing is that? Next person
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: who laughs gets attention?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't really control that. Yeah, next person who
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: hiccups gets detention. Yeah. I think that you.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Got to have better control over your class if everyone's
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: laughing so crazy.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: This teacher sounds like an idiot.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: She was really bad. She was not a smart person either.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: She would like, bring my grade one time I checked.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: The one time I checked, like our portal where we
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: check our grades, and I had like a three hundred
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: percent in the class, and I was like fine by me.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: And then I check out again like ten minutes later,
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: and I have like a one percent and like and
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: it's like grades are coming out in a week, and
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: I go to go to talk to her and I'm like, hey,
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: like I have a one percent in the class. She's like,
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know. She's like, I don't do I don't
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: talk about grades during the day.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: And I was like, they all like teacher, just like
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: make up rules, Like your job is to talk about grades? Yeah,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: like I need to know whether I'm failing this class
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: miserably or if I have three times as.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Good of a score as I need in this class.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: That was always the biggest thing, was like why is
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: why am I grade? Why do I have a one
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: hundred and fifty percent of the class?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: And then they would just be like she would like
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: somehow take it personally and get angry at you.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: She was, she was gaslighting us.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: She sounds like an emotionally stunted woman. Yeah. The fact
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: that she was telling you that her like her relationship
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: issues in class, like when when would that ever be
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: appropriate for a teacher to talk about eighth grade too?
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Or no, I was in tenth grade. I was definitely
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: in tenth grade. The kids that were in my class
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: were funny guys though too, so it was like we
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: probably pushed her over to the edge a good bit.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Hey, my sister called me a cunt and an argument
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: on the phone yesterday. I'm gonna be a little bit
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: moody today in Spanish class, Like why would you ever
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: bring up something that personally happened?
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: It was always my Spanish teachers that were bad. Have
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: we talked I think we talked about this before.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: When night, when the teacher would make me, uh, I
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: wouldn't meant a better off for pussy, No, I wouldn't.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't know what.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Like we would be like going over the homework and
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: we'd have to translate a sentence. I wouldn't know any
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: of the words, and she'd make me go get like
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: the glossary and uh, you look it up, and I
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: have to look up every single word in the sentence
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: and it would take like fifteen minutes.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: The whole class would just sit in silence as I
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: looked through. How did you not know any words? Though?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Because I was bad at Spanish and I had Spanish,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: took Spanish for well, actually it took Spanish probably for
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: like seven years, but I took it for two years
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: in high school and then I dropped it. And everyone
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: was like, dude, you're not going to get into any
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: colleges if you don't take four years of a language,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: which is just not true. I didn't have a problem
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: with any of that. Yeah, nobody needs to learn how
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: to speak Spanish for like the job, for like the
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: job there's like plenty of people.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Who speak Spanish. There's way too many people who are good.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: It's like a weird requirement for college. Like some colleges
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: look like three and I'm like, dude, the colleges that
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be applying to you barely even have
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: to show up to school.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: They're going to encourage me to drop out here. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: fulfilling internet positions. Yeah. I remember.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: I went to my guidance counselhen I told her the
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: schools that I wanted to go to, and she was like,
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: I think we need to broaden our horizon a little bit.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Here. What schools did you say?
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: I think we need to expand our options.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Because we're not that smart. You're really dumb. We between
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: the two of us, we're not that dumb. And uh,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I'm a genius. So you figure out the rest. Yeah, yeah,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: if you can. Stuff like that can be great for
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: your mental health. I didn't care if you do care
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: about your mental health.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: I got into Alabama and I was like once I
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: got in there, which I didn't want to go there,
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: but I was like, all right, at least I'm going
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: to some school.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Why do you apply to Alabama?
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Because that you find out if you get in like
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: within like an hour.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I think you just wanted to know if you had
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: an option.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: They send you, They send you, They send you your
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: acceptance letter pretty fast.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Put your name. The requirement is a two point oh GPA.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: That's so fire. And also I was like, Alabama looks fun.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: It is fun. Yeah, it's really fun. It's like elite
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: level of fun. So I was like, I'll go there.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: I probably would be on a completely different path in
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: life right now if I was there, though.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would. You'd just be an alcoholic. Yeah, you'd
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: have like a bowl cut, you'd be wearing like a
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: striped red shirt plucked into khakis every single day of
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: your life. Yeah, you definitely will be gaslighting a girlfriend,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: but she would be toxic towards you because you'd be
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: in the fraternity system at Alabama or part of the machine,
• 38:19
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  Speaker 1: good friends over at better help of course. Fuck yes,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: fuck yes, It's a great way to get fucking mentally yoked.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, mentally yoked is just as important as physical.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I've been doing two different things to get physically yoked recently.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Really, I got fat shamp yesterday pretty hard on my
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Instagram post what do you mean? A lot of people
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: calling me fat?
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I posted a picture with my
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: friends at the lake and we had our shirts off,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: and all the comments were like, damn sasses, Well your
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: friends are your friend's gonna be They're like, damn sass
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: as fat as fuck. It looked like a four pack
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: of twinkies. It was fucking all three of your friends
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: are just lean, real lean, skinny boy now right, like
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: not yeah, thick boy, you cut, but no you are.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: You are like a lean skinny boy. But they're like emaciated.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: No I'm not.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Lean, but I'm definitely. Uh, I'm jacked.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: No, you're lean.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: I mean sorry, my muscles are bigger than theirs. And
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: then everyone's heard to call me fat.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: It's not fair, bro, they don't understand that it's the
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: fucking dawn of bulking season. I know we're on the
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: precipice of bulking seasons. Like have fun of fun being
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: not jacked when I'm jacked. What I noticed was that
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: your nipple was just missing.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone said that it was just my arm was
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: covering it.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: No, you blurred out your nipple because you got enough
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: hard times about it. I could I be could I
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: zoomed in I super zoomed in on it, and you
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: could tell the pixelation. It's like how you can see
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: on a girl's I don't like, I don't look fat
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: in that right, I don't. I mean where I'm looking
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: if I had to circle your problem areas, like doctor Miami,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at the love handle area. I'm looking at
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: right about your hind quarters, and it's like the the beer.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: The beer price in New York must be pretty good
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: because and your budget you're able to pack on. But
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: that's not that's nothing that you can't fucking jacked. It
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: is fat arm Friday. Fat arms like steel, fat arms
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: like fast steel. Fat arms is a good thing. That
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: means you look jack like, you have fat arms, like
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: you have a lot of muscle mass in your arms.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: But there's some there's some milk bag qualities to the
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: to the mid section, but it's really just you could
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: tell more because the ridiculous all your friends have lower abs,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: like not only do they have.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: A little line, and they're all like, I don't even know.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: They're all still eighteen years old. So metabolism hasn't changed
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: from the They're like, they're getting incredible sleep, They're hiking
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: fucking insane amounts. They're not fucking tethered to a computer
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: like you are. Just working in the city. They get sunlight,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: they probably just start doing steroids. Sun their perineum, they
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: probably sun their assholes or their balls. You think you
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: are going to do some steroids.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: After that, after I just got fat change on my podcast, and.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: You know that steroids are just gonna make you also fat. No, Yeah,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: they are. You're a mistaken. Unless you do steroids forever,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: which you can't, they're going to eventually make you fat.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: No, I don't get the right ones. You're not taking
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: the right ones. I just need a little bit of
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: extra testosterone.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I don't think you do. I do. Look at your
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: chin beard. Come on, bro, Yes it is thick. Forgot
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: to shave my bad whoops, whoops, just forget to shave
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: for one hour. The five o'clock shadows really coming in heavy, dude,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: that's not even like a big stomach, it's just thick.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I thought that was your back. Honestly, I have wide hips,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: very wide hit this is crazy. Don't have to walk
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: out of the podcast? Why but because we're calling it
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: like it is. Show's over. Sorry, I'm trying to fucking
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: keep it a buck with you. That you have wide hips.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: You're like Corey Gamble. You know who Corey Gamble is. No,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: it's Chris Jenner's wife, Chris Jenner's husbands, and this dude
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: has the fucking widest hips of any celeb that I've
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: ever seen in my life. Let me see him Corey
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Gamble hips. Well, I'm never taking my shirt off again.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: That's for sure. I'm gonna get surgery. I'm gonna get liposuction.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Did suck the hips out of me? What? Look out?
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Why this is Kim Kardashian's step dad. He's got white hips.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I don't have white hips. I just have white Am
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I crazy that he just said I have wide hips,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: but he's got like, yeah, he could birth a child
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: and not notice. Yeah, he could be on a stroll
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: one day and a shit could just drop out of
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: him and he wouldn't have to like open his butt
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: hole at all. His hips are just that wide set. Now,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: He's just a wide set gentleman. But I've been doing
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: two different things to get into better shape recently. One
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I've been going to like a fucking fitness class with
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: like all women. And uh, it's like one of the
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: classes where they like turn off the lights and there's
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: like an instructor.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: He was like, you, the instructure comes around and touches you.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Due this dude like ladies, and then I'll go crazy
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: when he comes in the dark. The dude was touching
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: me so much. Really, I swear to god. He was like,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: because that's how they get away with it. He was
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: like aligning my hips too. He was just like coming
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: up behind me. Didn't touch any of the women. Oh,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: he definitely was, you just didn't see. No, he was
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: aligning my hips. I was the only dude in the
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: class and he was coming up behind me, and he's like,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: what you want to.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Do right here is just because they've they've all pulled,
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: they've all probably fucked.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Him already, so he's like, moving on yours, next prey.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I don't think that he wanted to fuck them, so
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: he just wanted to fuck you. This dude was gay. Yeah,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: this dude was a card carrying homosexual, so he wanted it.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: He wanted to fuck you. And dude, the other My
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: other thing that I've been doing to uh get in
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: better shape was is I've I've been going to a
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: place where they stretch me and the dudes who worked
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: there also card carrying homosexuals. Yeah, they stretch the fuck
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: out of me. It's fucking uh it feels great afterwards. Yeah,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: but like I need that, I need both of those
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: happy ending massage. No, it's a stretch that'd be so sick.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: All right, We're just gonna make you a nut by
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: stretching your penis, all right, you're all stretched out. Now,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: we're just gonna suck you off, and then he'll be
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: out there and they'll be good to go. It'll be uh,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: you'll be good to go just a couple more minutes.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Oh no, No, I'm fine. I don't need to get
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: sucked off. Well you're gonna You're gonna be sucked Oh.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: It's part the package. She paid the forty eight dollars
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: for the twenty five minutes.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: Imagine you're like, no, I'm really okay, Like I don't
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: need to get stucked Like, look, man, I'm just trying to.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Do my job. You do what you gotta do. I
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: just need to do my job. Stop because I actually
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: have gone to physical therapy school for three years. So no,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I have to suck you off. Right, Do you want
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: to tell me how to do my job? Or can
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I just suck you off and you just shut up your.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Place of work and tell you what to do what
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: you can and cannot do. So I'm gonna suck you off.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: And there really are like since it's a stretching thing,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: there's like a strap that goes across your belt. Yeah,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: so it's like the guy would just like keep you
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: strapped in. He won't. He won't unstrap you till he
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: gets to suck you off. He's not going to release you.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Get the sneeze out. Oh you know that's one eighty
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: eighth of an orgasm right there?
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Really get his make up facts, Bro, can't trust Oh, you're.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: About to be one forty fourth of the way there there, Yeah,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: one forty fourth of the way there. You're flying orgasm.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: I know it.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Could this kild be like we might have to end
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: the show?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: What you get on it? Sometimes this goes on for
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: a while. I love that. I hate it. I do
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: you hate it because you think it annoys other people? No,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I hate it because it annoys me. Sneezing guys. No,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: because I'll have like twelve No, that's like that's like
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: an that's more than an eighth. That's like a seventh
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: of an orgasm. Twelve sneezes in a row. Come on, bro,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: get one out. It hurts. Come on, No, I'm sucking
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: it back in. Swallow. Be a man, be a man,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: sneeze man, a fucking a fat stranger construction worker. God
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: blessed me today when I sneezed on the street. He
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: didn't have to do that, and he went out of
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: his way to do that. That's nice. I have so much.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: You look like you're about the right now. I have
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: to just let it out. I can't. It'll come when
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: it needs to. How have your That was like a sunshower?
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: That was like your nose is clogged, your eyes are
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: tearing up. Your throat sounds terrible. I have an aggressive sneezer.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Fucking allergies descend on you like a plague. I believe you, bro, honestly,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I believe you. But even so, I'm not getting worked up.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: I just I'm checked out on getting worked out. We're
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: at COVID, we're anti mask in facts. Get this sneeze
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: out so we can have a fucking conversation. Blow your
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: nose or something like that.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: People are gonna be in the comments, like, dude, Sas
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: needs to fucking control those sneezes. This is his fucking joppy.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: I'm you're just yawning and sneezing.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Get a fucking anti hissed to me. And if you're
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: going to a podcast today, take your job seriously. One time,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you're twenty years old. Now you're a grown.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Up, all right, I think it might be gone. Yeah,
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: so I actually sucked the vaccine out of my.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Arm once I found out that the liberals are fucking
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: making this a whole big thing. Sucked that ship right out,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: like right away, or you waited for it to poke
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: the hole in my vein. And I was just sucking
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: until I felt to come out like a caprice son
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: and then I spit it out and there was a
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: bunch of micro chips in my What is it if
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I sing? You just start chewing on your the blood
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: that you sucked. They all have Facebook logos on them.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: There's fucking shrimp in my fucking blood.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: They're shrimping my crunch, my captain crunch, cinnamon toastcrune. Tried again,
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: there's shrimp in my in my cheerios.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: That would have that would crush Yeah personally, yeah, yeah,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: very well, do you have some slick shit to say? Yeah?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Just like that was dumb as fuck? Oh really, it
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: sounds like someone wishes whole fake got one hundred thousand
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Twitter followers in a day. You were just doing jealous?
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: How didn't I think of this? I heard that you
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: walked into your writer's room and fucking like flip the
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: table over. You're so pis with just a gun in
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: a Captain crunch. Shout out to Erica CEO piece E.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Peace out to EE. See I mean something different when
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I say my tank is on E that means full
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: to me. Shit, yeah, bro, shit, all right? Should we
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: talk about buffalo the fact that you were in the
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: in the studio with Benny the Butcher rapping and you
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: had never rapped before, and he's like maybe the best
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: rapper on the planet, like if not, like he's really
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: really up there as being one of the best rappers
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: on the planet was one of the best things ever.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: But you're a natural because you know how to add
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: lib like you know how to like throw a little
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: like stank at the end, like shit or like sass
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: like that, because that's what he did.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: He did Butcher. So I did sass at the end
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: of my verse. But you can't even hear it. It got
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: cut off.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: No, I will be able to boost it up. How
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: do you have the full song or now you can't
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: mix the master yet? But did you know who that
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: was when you walked into that scenario, Benny the Butcher? Yeah?
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Had you ever heard of him? No? I looked him
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: up before him though, And what did you find out like,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: he's big? How big? Like, what did you find out?
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Tell me some things that you learned about him when
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: you looked online? What were the things that your search
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: yielded his net worth? I honestly looked up what his
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: net worth was first to decide how much I cared
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: about him. Uh, do you believe? Do you believe the
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: net worth sites? No? I was just curious. I was like,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: how much money is this guy gonna be? But that's
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: not real though, representing himself with that's not But those
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: aren't real. Those aren't real things. Though my networth is
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: is a million dollars. It was that was that thing real?
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: The thing that you were talking about, that your networth
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: thing that you posted.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: No, but that thing was so fucking funny because all
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: the all of like the work sided shit is.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Just my tweets. It was like in recent in recent Twitter,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: in recent tweet, little Sasquatch says that he had his
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: net worth is four hundred thousand dollars. So that was
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: a real article that you were saying. Yeah, so there's
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: actually people who are reading your tweets and entering the
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: information onto a net worth website. Yeah, and it says
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I get paid him now. And they're like, and after
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: after a hardcore deal with Barstool Sports, he's now getting
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: paid one million dollars a year. That's so fucking crazy.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: They're like, they were like, it's safe to assume that Lil.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: They decided Little as it was your first. Safe to
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: assume that Lil lives quite a luxurious lifestyle. Tell us
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: one thing about your your kitchen, that was one thing
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: about it. I have three roommates, and I have a
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: tiny apartment in a neighborhood that you do not like,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: in a neighborhood that you don't find desirable.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: That someone's read that in his life. This is probably true.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: It's I think that has to be because so many
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: people search other people's net worths that it must be
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: worth something to be able to just the log in
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: to do. It's something to do. But it's never right.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: It's impossible to how what do you mean? Sometimes? How
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: would you ever know that? Well, it's always the estimated, estimated,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: But how would you know if that's even close? Nobody
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: knows what anybody else has don't know. I don't know.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Why are you yelling at me? Because I'm trying to
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: be optimistic, and you're bringing your pessimistic vibes into ear much.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Take ten? Why don't you take ten? Should we go pissed?
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Should you get there? Should we go? Download better Help? Yeah?
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Download me better help?
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: And fucking well, I already have it downloaded, obviously.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Is it downloaded for me? Bro? I need to fuck
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: it downloaded for me. I'm fucking pissed off.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: You're all the way worked up right now?
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Are you about to go back to Boston this weekend?
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going to I'm not going to Boston and going
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: to Massachusetts on what's the difference Friday? Well, I live
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: forty five minutes away from Ball, so it's basically the
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: same thing. No, what's different about it? What's different about
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: your town? You root for the Patriots?
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: No, that would be like if you were going to
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: Buffalo and you're like, oh, you're going back to New York.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: City this weekend. No, if somebody would know I'm not
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: going to Boston this weekend. But there's parts of Uh,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: what are you taking the train to Boston? Were you
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: getting off the train? Uh? Probably either Providence or West
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Route one twenty eight. So you live closer to Rhode
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Island than you do to Boston. Providence is like, yeah,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I would have just lied about that one. Bro. Yea dude,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: you literally don't don't even fucking start because I'll vocal
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: fry the shit out of you. Bro.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: But yeah, So we recorded this shit with We recorded
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: this song with part of my take and Benny the Butcher,
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: Benny the Butcher, and it was so fun. It was
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: actually like one of the more fun because I've done
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: in a while. And Big Hat was so nervous and
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: it was hilarious. You could tell he was like geeking out.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was definitely very nervous. It was just like
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: sitting by himself. But he did great.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he had to have run sing along with
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: him into the mic to like make sure that like
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: he was on pace, but him and him and PFT just.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Like completely changed their voices for it. And at like
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: the last second too, like as the song was about
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: to start, PFT was like, I'm gonna do it like this, yeah,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: and it turned out it sounded goos but it was just, uh,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: it's just such a weird environment. It's just such a
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: different environment. The whole time. I was like, sah, you're
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: gonna like practice, Like are you gonna like practice you're
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: rapping voice like you're gonna just like say a couple
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: of words, so you know what it sounds like rapping.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: And to be honest, there was a long period where
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: you were rapping it a certain way and you thought
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: that you were wrapping it onto a microphone and that
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: it was being recorded. It wasn't, and it wasn't being
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: recorded at all the best, and it's for the best
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: because after that you completely changed the way that you
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: were kind of rapping. The first one was I sounded
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: like Jerry Seinfeld, literally I get so much money. Yeah,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: it was that I like to fuck underage girls. Only
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: a humbling experience hearing yourself sing very humbling, or hearing
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: yourself rap or just like sounding cool.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: Because I was like, I don't think my voice is
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: that bad, Like I think I'd probably pull this off,
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: But then I heard it and like, my voice is
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: definitely the worst one on the track.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: It's just because of a lack of experience.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: No, it definitely is because my voice I have like
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: a little boy's voice.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: But you don't always have a little boy's voice. I
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: almost sometimes I noticed this and I'd like to ask
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: you about it. Do you ever make your voice deeper
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: on purpose? No, no, I don't. I don't ever do that,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: but never once done that. If you're talking to like
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: somebody at a desk or something like that, do you
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: make it deeper on purpose? No? No, it just happens
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: like that. I guess because uh, I've noticed that. I
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: don't think you have a little boy's voice. I do,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: and uh I do. Well, that's just how it sounds.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that that's just a deeper octave,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: though I don't think it's that little boyish. Do you
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: think your voice is still changing? Probably you think you
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: ever have a full beard? No? No, I would like to.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: I really would like to. I want to grow a
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: beard bad, but I can't. I tried. It is like
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: this is this is all it gets, but it's at
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: least a little bit.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: And then it just gets like more gross progressively. Like
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: it doesn't get like thicker or longer, It just gets
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: like grosser.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: But you have some action on your chin though, I
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: feel like that's like that's a manly thing to have.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Nothing here though? Do you should we talk about Afghanistan
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: or only fans first? Where just let's just steer clear
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: of the Afghanistan Ghanistan. But I've heard that that. I've
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: heard that man in Afghanistan have such thick beards because
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: our test holestone is so high. I heard that they
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: have to have beards, don't they. But I'm saying that
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: not not men in Afghanistan.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: I heard the people in the Taliban like they're like
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: required to have beards to be in.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: It because they think it's super swaggy. Yeah, I don't know.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: I don't really understand what's going on with all. Like
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: the promo for the Taliban on Twitter, they're trying to
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: like humanize them more.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I think that they just boosted there. They're like a
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: tweet deck group and they're all just like trying to
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: boost their account. So weird.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: There's there was one, there's the bumper cars one, there
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: was the gym video, and now there was yesterday there
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: was one of them like a selfie of them all
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: eating ice cream, and it was like, I can't like
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: defend I can't really say anything mean because like, obviously
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: I made a joke about the Afghanistan shit like with
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: Addison Ray.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: But yes which actually backfired terribly because uh, because she
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: did actually post she had said something about it. She
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: kind of the joke wasn't about Afghanistan though.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: About the joke was more like, it's funny how people
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: think that they need to like have speak up against
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: every single thing that's happening in the world. It's like
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: Addison Ray posting something about Afghanistan is not going to
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: change what's going on in Afghanistan in any way at all. Yes,
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: it's like she's just doing that so she doesn't get
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: called out for not posting about it.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: And the funniest thing you could do with the joke
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: is explain it. Well, the no people understood the joke,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying to you, I get it. I understood
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: it completely. Yeah.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: But yeah, everyone's like posting about like the Taliban shit,
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: and they're like everyone's acting like, oh, it's so funny
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: and stuff. It's like, well, it's not gonna be as
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: funny when they start like skinning humans and stuff. Like
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: we were talking about this yesterday. Yes, it's gonna be
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: videos of it everywhere. You're gonna strolling Twitter. It's gonna
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: be just like babies dying. Maybe they will, it's gonna happen.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's not a good situation. Okay, I'm taking your
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: word for it.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: You we had a conversation about this yesterday. I'm just
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: trying to you said the exact same thing I said,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: that live leak is about to have a resurgence. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: It's going to be a great time for kids who
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: are trying, who have internet access for the first time
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: in their life, and that they've lived a sheltered life
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: so far, and they want to see what else is
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: going on in the world. They're gonna see some things
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: and their perspective is going to be changed. Yeah, it's
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: going to be a formative time for those people. Yeah,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: And that's what I'll say about this situation in Afghanistan.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: And also, I think it's weird that they're not banning
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: the Taliban from Twitter like they Twitter came out was
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: like Talban's not getna be banned from Twitter. It's like
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: they're legitimately a terrorist organization and they're gonna ban round
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: though serious round. But they're not gonna ban the Taliban.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: At least give the Taliban twenty four hours. They're gonna
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: ban our president El Prez got porto. I got banned,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: No bro forty five. It's not my press. They're gonna
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: ban forty five, but they're not gonna ban the fucking Taliban.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: That's bullshit. It is kind of actually funny though. They
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: did ban Trump, but they're not banning the Taliban.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: They're gonna ban Jordi Barstool's original account, not the Taliban.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Like the most random people have gotten banned on Twitter
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: for like the stupidest shit. Yeah, they're gonna ban my
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: favorite mock draft guy for posting a Kansas City Chiefs clip,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: but not the Taliban. So weird. Dude's fucking bullshit.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: Twitter's so strange, like people try so hard to be
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: like I know people are like very anti America, and
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: they try so hard to be like anti American.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Then they're like they're like I've seen.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: You on Twitter grow up in like pro Taliban, Like, well,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: the United States was the terrorists over there before the Taliban,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: And it's like I get like Afghanistan didn't want the
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: United States there, Like it makes sense, but at the
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: same time, it's like I don't think they probably would
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: have preferred the American army there instead of the Taliban.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: What depends on which Afghani's you're talking about, because if
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: you're talking about the Taliban adjasent Afghani's they probably wanted
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: the Taliban, And yeah, but I know what you're talking
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: about as far as people taking jokes too seriously. I
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: was on lower in the bar the other day and
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: I was like there, like what reminds you of America?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: And I was like, starting wars we can't finish like
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: a crippling deficit, and thever's like roads got the sufferable God.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: I was joking, but I'm not gonna tell you that.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna think it real quietly to myself. But
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: I started following a TikTok recently called uh Pakistan is beautiful? Yeah,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: and Bro, Pakistan is beautiful. Yeah, it's not surprising it is.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: And this account has like half a million followers. There's
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of people who are just enjoying the As
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: a guy who likes to hike, well you gotta go
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: to Pakistan? Yeah, I would. You should bros out there,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: You should just go out there and hike. Why not
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: like completely revamp, Like let's forget all the religion stuff
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: out there, let's forget all the years of war. Let's
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: just go on a hike and get in touch with nature.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: I know, I know. I'm a big hiker. Hiking makes
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: me feel really good. Do you think that there's moose
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: in Afghanistan? No, probably not, No, just so, I think
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: it's probably sheep goat type of yeah, definitely hooved, hooved
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: mountain animals. Yeah, I don't think there's any. Do you
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: think that they, the goats out there, speak Afghany? Do
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: you think that they think in Afghany or do you
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: think that they think in h or is that even
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: a language? I don't know at all, to be honest,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: you don't know how goats think.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: No, I don't know how goats think, and I definitely
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: don't know how. I don't I don't know if Afghany
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: is a language.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think it is, what farcie or something like that.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. No respect, bro, you have no respect.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: But uh, then then let's then let's talk about OnlyFans.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: Then I thought we're gonna talk about Oh yeah, OnlyFans.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: What did you think we were gonna talk about Buffalo?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: But we alway talked about Yeah, let's talk about Bufalo.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Talk about Buffalo.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: No, No, there's not much to talk about. Basically, we
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: have a song coming out.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be sick Penny the butcher. Part of my take. Uh,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: that's funny that part of my take hasn't had us
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: on their podcast though. No, I know you think that
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: if they're gonna lean on us for our wrapping acumen
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: and uh thematically the jokes that we've cultivated all.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: They have on the show, we should go on the
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: show with.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Him, right, But we should also kind of have our own,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: our own little thing, you know what I mean on
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: their show, maybe like a segment that they name after us,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: or maybe a good sponsor segment for them. She'll be
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: tried for the little bros.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll throw some money for a sponsor.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just give them a little cash. Yeah, just put
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: a little cash in their pockets and just a little bit. Oh,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, we're just doing these big favors for them,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. My back is still a
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: little bit itchy. I'd like my back to be scratched
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: as well. I scratched their back. They're not going to
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: scratch my back. Yeah, that's kind of fucked up, and
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: it's kind of bullshit. You have some Buffalo wings while
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: you're in Buffalo, Oh, I have one? How was it?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: It was stale. I had one at the studio last night.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Shut up with this stewie. I went at the stew
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: How was the stew compared to what you thought it
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: would be at the stew all night? Seriously, Bro, you
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: were fucking blunted. We didn't get out of there until late,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: late late, Bro, And when we left there were still
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: people in there.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: Were piling him. When we left, the party just started.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: They I can't believe how often they played play the
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: song all over and over again. The same song makes sense.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: It's like, imagine you're in the studio with like Drake
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: and he just makes a n apsolute.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Heater and everyone wants to They're just bumping that all night.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: But also think of the pressure of the other people
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: who are in the studio with Drake to like dance
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: to every song. Like no one in there is like yo, dude,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: this sucks right exactly. They're like they're like, damn, Drake,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: you did it again, back to back. They're like Kim
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Jong UN's like caddy, yeah exactly, like another hole in one, yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: our fearless leaders from four hundred yards unbelievably done. Yeah,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: it must be good times. But yeah, the pressure to
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: like laugh or like the pressure to like feel inspired
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: when you're like around Diddy or some shit.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was like a they had Pete Pete Davidson
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: was on some but it's like before he was on SNL.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: I think he was on the Breakfast Club. It probably
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: wasn't before he was on SNL then, yeah, probably not.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: I think he just do this. This is probably before he
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: dated on a Grande.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Okay that makes sense, yeah, because that's his realme to
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: fame well kind of yeah, yeah, like produced men to
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: the women they've but like I take their accomplishments in
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: a situation.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: And and then he like became really really now he's like
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: an a less celebrity, right, can't go outside?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: No, that's what he says.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah he was on uh, he was on
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: the Breakfast Club and he was talking about how like
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: his friends with Kevin Hart or something, and they were like,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: you ever hang out with Kevin Hart? And he was like, no,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: I don't really like being a part of his little
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: plastic Men crew. It's just funny, what do you re
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: Plastic Men crew? Like they always got to stand around
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: him and like laugh at everything. He says, probably right, Yeah,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: I guess it makes it.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: But I saw, didn't you see the video a couple
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: of weeks ago with his bodyguard like almost drowning him
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: while they were horse playing in the pool. No, Like
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: he like kept on bringing him up and then dunking
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: him under and bringing him up and then dunking him under,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: and like Kevin was like screaming, like someone had to
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: like separate them. Kevin Hart like almost got killed. Killed.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: He probably was trying to kill him because after like whoa,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't know, because there's other footage of Kevin Hart
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: being on the plane like absolutely destroying the bodyguard in
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: like front of everybody. They're like filming it and they're
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: playing cards, and he's just like what would you have
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: without me? Like who are you? Like? What have you
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: ever accomplished in your life? Completely like the unspoken power
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: dynamic between them where it's obvious that Kevin Hart's paying
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: for everything and they're on his private jet. He just
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: lays it all out there and the bodyguard tries to
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: kill him, and later on, I mean I think it
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: was like probably a year apart, but like the bodyguard
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: was like faith dunking him. Still, un this guy's like
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: a boxer is like he's like a hardened dude, Like
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: there's no chance that he wasn't thinking about that, and
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: he's just waiting for an opportunity to make the death
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: look like an accident cutting the brakes on his go
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: card at disney World or some shit like that, Like
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: he's just fucking truck to find something to make it awful.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: But I think that Kevin Hart at least employees, Like
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: he has a new show on like Amazon Prime or
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: something where all the guys who he is always flying
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: around with like they're part of the show or something
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: like that. Like I think he's at least trying to
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: give them money. He's trying to put them on. I
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: think that he's one of the more benevolent guys with
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: his plastic men. I think some people just have the
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: plastic men around them, like Drake, and those guys don't
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: get paid anything.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: Didn't you say the Drake ones make like five km
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: months or something.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Or the guy Quinin Miller said that he made five
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars a month just uh slaving away, write writing songs.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: Kind of off topic, but let's go off topic then.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: Kind of off topic. In Wyoming, I rode a horse.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: That's fire. I love riding horses.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: My first time riding horse, how was it terrifying?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: But it's so fun? Why was it scary?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: Trotting is horrifying? And also my balls would just smack
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: against the fucking seat every single time because you're just
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: bounding and my balls are just landing first and then
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: I'm landing on top of them.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Every single time we would trot. Damn, it hurts. So
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: were you wearing just boxers yeah, not boxer briefs? No? Yeah,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: you need something to hold your nutties to get yeah, ude,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: it hurt. And also jangling around my horse was crazy.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: His name was Homer, and like later on when we
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: were finishing, the girl that was like leading the thing
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: was like, yeah, like all the horses hate Homer. He
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: has no friends. And I was like damn because she
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, that horse is about to kick Homer.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: She's like, oh, Homer is about to get kicked. And
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: I'm like and she and I was like what and
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: she was like yeah, like that horse's ears are pinned back,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: which means he's about to kick Homer. And then she
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: just like rides off, and I was like, so am
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: I supposed to do anything about that, or am I
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: just supposed to?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Like what if that horse, like I'm not trying to
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: get it sprinted away exactly what.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: Would have happened, Like I would have gotten thrown off?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yeah? And she's like, oh, let me
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here so I don't get
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: thrown off my horse.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: So we're riding and basically it started out pretty flat
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: and then we go up to this hill and we're
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: literally on like a like a cliff, like very very steep,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: very very narrow, and I was like, damn, this is
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: really scary, but like you kind of just got to
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: trust the horse.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the horse. The horse doesn't want to fall, yeah, exactly.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: So you're looking around, yes, you're like okay, I'm like
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: you're scared, but you're like, I'm just gonna trust horse.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: Like it's only like two minutes up this big steep.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Hill and my friend's bow.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: His mom and his aunt were there, and his mom
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: was like really good at riding horses, like she did
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: it when she was younger, and his aunt like had
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: never enden the horse.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Before, and she was way in the back.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: Her horse was very slow and big, and it like
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: wasn't going fast, So she's like behind all us by
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: a good bit and we all get up to like
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: the top of this like really steep hill and we're
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: like all standing there and we're like waiting for this
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: for his aunt, and we're like, oh shit, like where
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: is she?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: And then we just see like a scream and.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: Then we see like I wish, I wish you could
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: have seen what I saw. We're standing there all looking
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: back for her, like waiting for her to turn this
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: corner on it's like so steep, so narrow path, like
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: just a drop off because it's like we're we're on
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: a mountain in Wyoming. Yeah, and the horse just turns
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: the corner with nobody on it.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Shut up, Shut the fuck up. Yeah, she got bucked.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: No dude, she got off the horse and she just said, no,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing it.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: She was like, I'm not going up. That isn't that
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: We like, that was That's the craziest thing I've ever
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: seen in my life.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: That's way crazier. Yeah, way crazier than the horse bucking her.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: What a fucking nut. I know. It was crazy also
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: just to be a grown woman and do that defense.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: She was like, I don't want to go up any
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: steep hills and I don't want to go fast. And
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: then we like, all of a sudden, we're running and
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: then the next thing you know, we're going up a
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: fucking the side of a cliff and she just dismounted
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: the horse on the side of the thing, and we
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: just see the horse turn the corner by itself.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, she's dead. Yeah, no,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: I didn't even think that. I was just like laughing.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is crazy. So what did you
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Just seeing the.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: Horse turn the corner with no and on it was
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: like one of the funniest things. The horse is just
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: like shrugging the I don't know, yeah, yeah and uh.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: And then like the person that was leading the trip
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: goes over and she just starts walling on the horse,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: like whipping it. I guess you get it to stay still.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: It was nuts, dude, people beat out of horses. Huh.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: And there was this one girl who was a guest
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: at the ranch, like she was paying to stay there,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: who was on the trip and dude almost like basically
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: ruined the horse thing for me. Because so basically all
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: that happens and then we're just going on like easy ground.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: And this girl's like behind me.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: She's not girl, she's like oh she was probably thirty,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Like she's a woman and respectful. Yeah, And she's behind me,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: and the entire time she's like it's all it's it's
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: like sunset and it's like nice, it's peaceful. We're in Wyoming.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: It's nice and breezy and warm out. It's like if
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: you're no one's talking, just riding our horses. They're enjoying nature, yeah,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: riding our horses. And she's just behind me, and she's
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: talking the entire time, but like to her whole horse.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: And it was like, oh my god. Like the her
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: horse would stop to eat and she'd be like, really,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: really we're doing this right now, right now, you have
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: to eat. She would give sas to her horse.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like like they were like best friends.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, what the fuck?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: So was she was now? Well, now, easy girl, easy girl, Really,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: we're really gonna eat right now? No no, no, no, no,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: we're not eating now. We're not eating now. And I
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna take my horse.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna send it off a cliff are we really
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: shitting right now? Like that's literally what she was doing. Why?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Uh was she a horse girl? Do you know what
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah? She was a definition horse girl. That's yeah. Yeah,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: I mean you can't even argue with crazy, that's what
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: and that's where horse girls are. Yeah, she was there
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: And it was dude, this like it wouldn't be annoying.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: It feels like once or twice, but this was the
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: entire time.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: And I hit her with excuse me, man, would you
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: mind uh shutting the fuck up? Yeah? It was so annoying.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: Would you mind shutting that fucking mouth of yours? Maybe
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: we could put a bridle in your mouth? I'm trying
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: like other examples of like what of like what she
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: was saying, but he was so annoying. Did she shush
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: the horse? Yeah? People love to go Yeah, like the
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: her horse to horse, he's not saying anything.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, her horse would like turn a little bit of
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: wrench like who, well, where are we going? Where are
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: we going? Are we doing this? Are we really doing this?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: Or like I was like, you know, the horse can't
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: understand anything you're saying.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: People love to go to a horse.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But so overall The horse riding thing was fine.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: I'm probably never gonna do it again, though.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Horse riding is dope. We should go horse riding next time.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: We should when we start going on these little road
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: going on the road things, we should build in a
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: little personal day for us, especially because a lot of
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: the time it's going to be on the weekends and
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: we need to find ways to do activities like going
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: on a horse riding on a horse. Yeah, I'd be down.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: You just said that you never want to do it again.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: I would do it if we I mean, dude, I'm
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: down for anything if it's for content.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Really. Oh yeah, I mean you got in the booth
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: and fucking finally spit a couple of bars.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: I know everyone was like, damn, is SaaS going to
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: be able to do it? I think people thinking like
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: I'm a little bitch ass sometimes.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: I know people do. I thought so.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: Also with the horse thing, I was like, I don't
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: want to run.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: You said that. I was like, I don't want to run. Ohen,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: listen to this. Don't play it on the camera though.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: I was like I don't.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't want to run where we
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: go and I was kind of nervous but I was
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: kind of joking around, like I was just trying to
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: get some laughs out of my boys, and uh.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you hearing Sass's Okay, I changed it completely
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: after you're hearing Sass's rat voice. Owen should we play
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: it into don't put it out yet? Don't put it
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: out because I want people to be able to enjoy
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: the once the song's out, will revisit this clip, yeah,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: and we'll play it again.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: But uh yeah, So I was like, I was kind
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: of like, oh, I'm like nervous.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: I don't want you didn't want to run.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: You didn't want the horn run or you didn't I
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: didn't want the horse to run. I was like, I'll trot,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: which is like the light a light.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: You didn't want to canter? N't want to I didn't
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: want to canter or gallop? Yeah, I under And.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: I said that right off the bat, and then next
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: thing I know, I'm like way in the back, I'm
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: like the last horse, and everyone's kind of like being like.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, are you okay? You good?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: Like people were checking in on me a little a
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: little too much. I didn't like that because I was like, oh,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: they think i'm a little bitch. And then when we're
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: and when everyone's getting ready to like whatever's were trotting,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: my horse didn't trot, like it wouldn't go, So I
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: think they thought I didn't want to run at all.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: And then they're going, they're getting ready to canter, and
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: they're like, Harry, you're gonna want to sit this one out,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: literally said to me on the sideline, man card, I
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: got my Man card? Yeah, no, I literally did. I
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: got my Man card swiped from me right.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Then, dude, Well, why would you ever say like I
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: don't want to run? Because I was joking around with
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: my friends.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: I was like, damn, this is gonna be scary, Like
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: we were all just like messing around, and then they
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: took it too seriously and they were like, Harry, you're
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: gonna want to sit.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: This one out.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: You're actually scared. Yeah, it's like, no, I'm not scared, Like, no,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: you're still here's a pack of tan ponds, you little bitch.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: You're gonna want to weds these in your cheeks for
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: any time you fucking try and say something stupid, you
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: fucking idiot.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: And I didn't like, we like got there, so we
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: gonna put the horses back and they're like all helping
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: me get down, and shit, they thought I had something
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: wrong with me.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Next time, That's why everyone hated me. Next time. You
• 1:17:24
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• 1:17:26
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  Speaker 4: If we take a quick fiber weekend, I gotta go
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  Speaker 4: to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Of course you do. You always fucking do with that
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: overactive bladder.
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  Speaker 4: I know I'm always sipping shit.
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  Speaker 4: What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the Son of a
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  Speaker 1: All ship our brains. Now we're just peeing and pooping
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  Speaker 1: and we're empty. Now.
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  Speaker 4: I was actually just peeing, and I was peeing, and
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden I looked up and relatives in
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: the ladies room.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: You use the women's journal. Yeah, god damn to call back.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: I used that joke already, yes, I know, but I
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: added on to it by saying that women had a urinal,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: which of course they don't. But imagine if they did
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: have a gas mask that was just attached to a
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: tube that went into a hole in the wall, and
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: that's how they could pee standing up.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: We'll probably be very efficient.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just jam it up their skirt. Because but girls,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: if they had to pee standing up, there just like
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: take off all their clothes. They don't have like a
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: fly a penis. Wait a second, what girls don't have
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: a what? Bro? Because I need you to just slow
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  Speaker 1: all right, empty now and I'm ready for thoughts. Actually
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: I got a quote for you, bro. Yeah, don't hang
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: out with people who talk about other people, because when
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: you leave the table, if you're the next subject of conversation,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: hang out with people that don't ever do they talk.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: If you don't talk about other people, what do you
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: talk about? Small minded people talk about people, big medium
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: minded people talk about events, and big minded people talk
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: about ideas. Damn. And none of those ideas or events
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: involve people. Yeah, it's just the idea, crazy conversation people
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: ideas without people completely. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like communism.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: I guess which doesn't involve people now has nothing to
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: do with people. Fuck fuck communism, bro. Yeah we like socialism. Yeah, Bros.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: This is a capitalist podcast.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we're all about the numbies.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: We personally think that Jeff Bezos should rule the world,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: and it's a meritocracy.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Everything is merit based. We think there should be a
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: one level of people who know Jeff Bezos who can
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: succeed in life, and everyone else has to work nine
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: to fives and they get paid one dollar an hour.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: That's my ideal world. That makes a lot of sense
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: to me that the Goldman Sacks people are the ones
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: that get to eat and then everyone else, everyone else
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: kind of serves them. Everyone else is the ranch hands. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: Like Goldman Sacks should be the rich kids at the
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: ranch that are paying and everybody else should be the
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: people who work in the kitchen. Yeah, And that's how
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: I want to live in a world where like, if
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: you look Jeff Bezos in the eye and you're not
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: in his circle, he kills you on the spot, he
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: rips your head off with his bare hands.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: Something's I feel like, that's capitalist. Jeff Bezos is coming
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: to a head.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: Dude, it's just getting started.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: I think it's coming to a head. No, I wouldn't
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: be surprised. Don't quote me on this, but I wouldn't
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: be surprised if Jeff Bezos his head explodes in the
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: next couple of months, Like if he fucking dies an
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: untimely death, if some crazy shit happens to Jeff Bezos
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: in the next couple of months. I mean Steve Jobs died. Yes,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Bill Gates died himself. Bill Gates killed himself here, totally brutally,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: brutally killed himself. He skinned himself. Yeah, in a pact
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: with Warren Buffett.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: And a packed Warren Buffs of Warren Buffett died too.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: The two of them went to a movie The Movies together.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: They Mark Zuckerberg died years ago as a young man.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what I mean. And that's why I
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: don't think Bezos is gonna make it that much longer,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: because all the other billionaires are dying. Yeah, have you
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: noticed that? Yeah, all the other billionaires are dying.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: Do you think the do you think the billionaires got vaxed?
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: I bet they got some different shit. Nah, I bet
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: they got some different chips.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: And then do you think Jeff Bezos got VACKX Nah?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Nah, bro if we were just all getting like regular
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: chips in US, he got like the pringles Can chips
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: in US. I know, he got the fucking incredible chips. Yeah.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: Do you think that he can just like literally look
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: on his palm and triangulate any human being in the
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: entire world, just find out where they are by the
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: chips that he's had and planted in them. Probably he
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: probably can figure out anything he wants about anything.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's definitely the most powerful person in the world.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: He's probably more powerful than like the president.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: He probably has like a pair of glasses that can
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: see through people's clothes and he just looks at men's
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: penis sizes. He just knows what sized penis.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: Everybody's what size. He knows who he can alpha.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: I know who I know your penis, sir. Yeah, don't
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: try to pudwin me seen your penis.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: I mean, even if he didn't see it physically, he's
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: probably seen it on like their phone or something.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And if anyone is having like Brazilian penis lists,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: it's him. Like if anyone is taking penis for or transplants.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: He's probably like a twelve inch dick.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: He's probably like, yeah, guys who were addicted to though.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: I was talking with Rudy the other day and we
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: were talking about how in olden days, in like Grecian times,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: Roman times, maybe that they thought that the dainty penis
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: was more desirable because like, if you had a big,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: a big dick, you're like a slob, You're like a
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: fucking big Rudence and like, I mean, it makes sense.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: It's like all statues and stuff, they all have tiny penises. Yeah,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: they had like dainty, cute, desirable penises, so cute as
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: slow penises. But like, what about the ladies though, you
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, didn't the ladies want something
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: a big fat one to ride on, cock to ride on?
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: They didn't really do that kind of shit back then.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: They weren't riding cock. No, no, no, no, no, really
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: what you would have been reading some ancient tantrick shit,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: lot of it actually really constantly. I love that, but
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to learn more about the
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: tantric shit. I just don't have the patience though. Now
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: I'm on a I'm on a little bit of drought
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: in terms of reading. I need to start reading more. Yeah,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: trying to get smarter constantly, dude, just ten pages a day,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: but constantly trying to educate myself. Cold shower, two outdoor
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: workouts for forty five minutes, eat by a very strict diet,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: and read one page a day.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, so I could eat by like the most strict diet. Ever,
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: I think if I had a personal chef, I just
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: can't cook food myself. It's such pain in the ass.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: I like keeping track of all your macros and stuff.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, here's a sick Would you rather just to get
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: back to our fucking roots? Would you rather have a
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: personal chef or a personal trainer? Personal chef easily really
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: shouldn't even be a question. What that's a dumb question. No,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: it's not a personal trainer. No, that's a dumb question.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: That's a really you know it's like eighty percent food,
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: twenty percent workout. No, yes, no, yes, I would just
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: work out eighty percent more than No, no, no wout.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: No matter how much you work out, it doesn't matter
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: if you're not eating the right food.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: Well, you don't even eat veggies? Yes I do. No,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: you don't. I just had cauliflower with my lunch. How
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: how is it prepared? There was like a I don't know.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't like a buffalo cauliflower or some shit like that.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: Just regular cauliflower's good. I don't believe it.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: Sounds like you're projecting and you don't.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: Eat I don't eat vegetables. I am projecting, And I
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: wanted you to sit in this fucking boat with me,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: all right. I thought of veggie. Oh really, when was
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: the last time you ate a lot of veggies? Today?
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: When I had cauliflower, you had a tomato and califlower,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: had cauliflower and tomato, and let us do.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: Tomatoes just gonna inflame you. That's just going to have
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: you Like Tom Brady doesn't eat tomatoes.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: Of course he doesn't. Tom Brady, literally it's black sludge.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: For every single meal.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: He just puts his mouth on the exhaust pipe of
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: an old buick and fucking huffs until it feels full.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: Keep you twelve, the tuberculosis twelve method. It'll kill you
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: in twelve years. Tom Brady literally he doesn't need any carbs,
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: right or am I wrong? He doesn't eat He doesn't
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: eat cauliflower or tomatoes or the two things that he refuses.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: Keto was the biggest mistake of my life because I
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: got like shredded. When I was just going into college.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 4: I was super shredded, like not jacked at all, but
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: I was very see the pictures, I don't have any pictures.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: I was very tone exactly. And then the second I
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: got to college, I didn't have like a kitchen, the
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: cook in, so I was just eating like chicken sandwiches,
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: and like I was trying to still be healthy, like
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: I was still working out and stuff. But like the
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: second you start having carbs again, game over, game over, you're.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: Right back to where you started. You just have to
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: give up carbs completely.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: In like a week, and it's not sustainable to give
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: up carbs completely. So it's like, don't do keto because
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: your body needs carbs. It's also horrible for your organs,
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: is it. Yeah, like it apparently, Like I think Keto's
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: actually ranked like the worst diet in the world.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: But it works, bro, It fucking works. It works fast too. Yeah.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: Time I've ever caught out like all cut out carbs,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 4: like a week, you wake up like almost seventh day
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 4: and you're like chiseled.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: All right, Peter O day, that's O day walking out
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: right now? It was his last day? Yeah? No, yeah,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: was it really zero days left? That's what the oh
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: and O day stands for. Well, he said he has
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: another week. No, that's it, bro, that's not true. You
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: didn't even get to say goodbye because I know that's
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: not true. I know he's one of Boston right now.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: You're not even a big goodbye guy. No, I'm a
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: I'm a you see you later. It's not goodbye, it's
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: see you later. I think Ed Sheeron just wrote a
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: song about that. Yeah, sing it it's been that's a
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: new one. Thout you, my friend, not tell you all
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: about it when I see you again. It's been a
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: long day.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: I hate when they take slow songs like that and
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: they do like someone does a cover and they make
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: it like all happy span a long day, Hey without you,
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: my friend.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you all about it. Man, I see you
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: but can or like they add a rap verse, yeah, yo,
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: it's been a long day. Yeah, but you know what,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: we'll always be friends. Whenever they do rap versus like that,
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: they just say what the like the lines of the
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: song are like I heard so many people on TikTok
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: remaking like I get my peaches out in Georgia. Like
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: rap versus they be like I get my peaches out
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: in Georgia's peaches out in Florida. It's just like those
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: are the words to the song, Like you're just rapping
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: the words of the song. That's you can't really say.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: It's like an individual it out to yawn. But I'm
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: so tired, dud, dude, it's been a busy week and
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: I'm here. We are pumping out two episodes. I know
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: you can't handle my facts, but here's another one. Doctors
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: don't even know what makes you yawn. It's being tired. No, dude,
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: you make things up.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 4: No, Bro, you're a pathological liar, and I can't do
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: this podcast with you anymore. I'm well read, Bro, I
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 4: can't have a liar in my circle.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: You've stopped. This circle is built solely on trust. Luckily,
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: I have my fucking work sited book with me at
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: all times, so if you need me to fucking dip
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: into the backpack or do you hear that one fact?
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: I cracked a Snapple and it was on the top there.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 4: Bro, you know Snapple's a scam, right, frauds running that thing.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: What a bunch of fucking liberals.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: What I thought that was Ben and Jerald Snapple was
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: Snapple was created by a bunch of left wing liberals
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: to infect our minds with false information. What if I
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: knew that fucking liberals were making mice tea, I wouldn't
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: have had it in the first place. Oh, dude, exactly exactly.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: That's why you had to make it at home. What
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: the fuck, bro, poison it? Next thing you're gonna tell me,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: fucking chick fil A is politically charged, bro, Bro, don't
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: even get me started on Chick fil A. We should
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: open up a Chick fil A franchise though, just to
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: go to the camp.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 4: Apparently only need like ten k to do that.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: But you have to be like you have to get
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: past and make it to like the Chick fil A
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: camp though. There's a camp. Yes you have to go. Yes,
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: you have to go away for like a long weekend
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: or something like that, and it's like you have to
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: be super Christian, fuck out of you. Yeah, it's like
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: an internment camp. It's like we're releasing the demons from
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: you so you can stay at Chick fil A. They
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: just want to make sure you're not gay, so they
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: just like flog this shit out of you, poor, burning
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: water on you. Yeah it's a conversion camp. Yeah, it
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: probably really is. Yeah.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 4: He's like they definitely make you like stare at pictures
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 4: of like pussy. Oh yeah yeah pussy. Yeah, pussy, dude,
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 4: you said, Bro, I would say, maybe they make you
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: stare pictures of dicks and like until it's gross to
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 4: no see if.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: You get hard, and if you get hard, they fire you.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: Damn that would be fucking embarrassed. It's crazy. I saw
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: oh and you can chickilate the day and it took
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: a picture of him as blackmail. I guess I ever
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: need it? Why because you could tell that he's homophobias
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: by that. Well, I've got like I got, I just
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: it's a good picture to have just in case I
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: need it there. You never know. You never know.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: Who's gonna stab you in the fucking bat.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: You never know when you're gonna have to black mouth
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: the fuck out of Somebody's tough.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 4: When we're at the office and people are walking up,
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 4: walking by the radio room and they're.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: Like, damn, they're still in there. Damn they're still grinding. Yes, yes, yes,
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: you could tell. You could read of us, not all
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: of us. Get off at fucking three pm. I love
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: when you roast people as they're leave and you're like, oh,
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: half day to day huh yeah, half day Nate, huh yeah,
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: slow one, slow one, huh. You better be working from
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: home seriously, because we'll check when I see you believing.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 4: I say, you better be sick or someone better have died.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: People do that's just the kind of work environment that
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 4: we uh that we got here.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: We joke, but it serious. Yeah, this is a this
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: is a twenty four to seven job. I sleep here
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: at all times. You need to be on on this
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: job because you never know when the boss man is
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: going to call you up. You never know when he's
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: going to be on the line saying like, hey, I
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: need a report on I need you to report on
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: Kirkmanahan's last eight podcasts, and I need it. I need
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: it on my desk to say exactly what he's talking about.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: Act I need to find out. I need you to
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: audit coally the editor and cheat and see what he's
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: been doing, because maybe you'll have to be in charge
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: next week. We think something's fishy is happening with the
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: part of my take, guys, and I need you to
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: go scope it out. We need to crunch the numbers
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: from the start. We need to go.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: Actually, it was actually so awkward yesterday when we were
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: with the part of my take. Dude, It's just like
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 4: for people who don't know, like where there's like a
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: bunch of random pod there's like two random podcast studios
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 4: in the in our in our office, and then we're
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 4: like we're in the radio room and then like part
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: of My take in KFC Radio and chicks in the
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 4: office have their own studios and basically they're remodeling the
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: part of My Take studio and they're making it a
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: son of a Boy Dad podcast studio, and like they
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: don't know yet, but we know.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: So we kind of had like just like no, they
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: don't know. That explained so much that they don't know.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 4: You thought the You thought they would be like a
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: little more like pissed, but they like to have no.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: Idea because like I kept on making like moving day
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: jokes or like when we're gonna like and they can
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: like hang out at my new spot type of thing,
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: and they like just like shrug it off or just
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: he acted like he didn't get it, or like just
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: changed the subject. Yeah, just eat his Star Wars or whatever.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: It's so I like I don't even want to I
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: don't even want to see them again because I'm so
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be so awkward when they find out. But
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: you know what, they just had to realize that they
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: were probably the new kid on the block at one point,
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: and there was probably like someone else's podcast studio that
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: they had to take over.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 4: It's like, if you're the top gun, you're the top gun.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 4: It's not only what you can do.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably took over Joe Budden's studio back in
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: the day, or Mark Maren, who's the mother podcast Old
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: G's KFC Radio. Yeah, I'm trying to think of the
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: old G's and podcasts that would the original Joe Rogan obviously.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 4: Staple staple in the podcast podcast industry.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: Legion of skanks, you know what I mean, Like that
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: fucking deep cut ship, that fucking raw and raunchy ship Bro,
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: the office one with Pam and new Bro. That shit
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: is ancient.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 4: She's knew new that is a staple in podcast. I
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 4: was thinking today that call her Daddy needs to start
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 4: doing a true crime segment.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: Oh shit.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 4: In between sucking dick techniques, she's like, let me tell
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 4: you the story about a child who is brutally murdered
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 4: by her own family.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: What's up, fuckers, what's up, fuckers, little sluts, it's up you,
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: little sluts. Let me tell you about the time where
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: a child was brutally stabbed to death by his mother.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why she's coming up next.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 4: How to suck the proper dick. I know, I was,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 4: I was thinking about because I saw that.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: What is it? Just like uh hot, he's talking murder.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 4: It's like a girl's podcast, very similar, like look to
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 4: like the Call Her Daddy like poster.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: And after we find out about the serial killers rampage,
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: We're going to teach you how to murder a pussy. Yeah,
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: this one. The guys are gonna like this one, how
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: to eat out a girl? Too complete shit. But first
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: let's get into little Lacey Sanderson who was ripped away
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: from her family. While she was literally ripped in half
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: away from her family. I mean, I don't know who.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: I guess Alex Cooper's just her own boss, but she
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: should be. She should just have another show under her
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: that's just like call her Daddy crime and it's not
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: even her and it's just somebody else that's doing it.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: She should be like the New York Times, Yeah, she
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: should call her Daddy. Should betwork New York Times yeah,
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: or like Washington Post yeah or some shit like that.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: It's just like the Washington Post has all these different podcasts.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: Call Her Daddy, should be its own network, and she
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: just has this this network of slutes underneath her. Yeah,
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: absolute salutes for sure, for sure, for sure, Bro, for sure,
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: for sure, Bro, bro Yo, talk to us about that
• 1:37:49
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  Speaker 1: on the plot. But I think it's something about them
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  Speaker 1: Like these guys like are born with homophobia and then
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  Speaker 1: this like super woke construction guy gets onto the set
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  Speaker 1: and he like teaches them not to like cat call
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  Speaker 1: or say the F word.
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  Speaker 4: Do you remember yesterday when you were like when like
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  Speaker 4: Big Cat did his verse in the studio and and
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  Speaker 4: guys are still on the homophobic shit, and they were.
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  Speaker 1: was a resounding yess.
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  Speaker 4: He was like yes, yeah, of course we aren't. What
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  Speaker 4: Like they were so weird. I got like blown back
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  Speaker 4: for a second, WHOA, because I was trying to like
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  Speaker 4: awkwardly like, oh, you guys are still on that homophobic shit.
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  Speaker 1: Because I was trying to like take the like the
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  Speaker 1: tension out of the room. We kind of make them
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  Speaker 1: realize it's twenty twenty one, Like we're not really like
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  Speaker 1: that stuff, and it's like not going to be like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: are still on that homophobic tip and they're like he's
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  Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, like that.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't even like a yeah, It was like he
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  Speaker 1: You saw wrote that, not the other one. You righted
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  Speaker 1: Bro you're fucking out of your mind. Bro yo, So
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  Speaker 1: summer's winding down. Before we get out of here, let's
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  Speaker 1: talk about the things that we want to do this
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  Speaker 1: summer before it's done, and the stuff that we wanted
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: to do that we we didn't get to do. Geez,
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  Speaker 1: go down a water slide. Nah, I would say something
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  Speaker 1: about getting my guts sucked out by a by a
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  Speaker 1: pool filter. Oh yeah, but did you see the TikTok
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  Speaker 1: took the volume off of that or they took the
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  Speaker 1: sound off of that that clip? No, what was it?
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  Speaker 1: It was us talking about getting our guts sucked out
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  Speaker 1: by a pool filter. Oh really, and TikTok took the
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the sound off. You just said you
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  Speaker 1: have to delete TikTok.
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  Speaker 4: I gallotated it for three seconds and then deleted. Wanted
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  Speaker 4: to check the check.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't even think of a lie.
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  Speaker 4: Because I was looking at Owen. I wanted to check
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  Speaker 4: the son of a Boy dad Paigeah. Yeah, yeah, gee,
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  Speaker 4: sorry about sorry. I cared about my fans and my podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, if you really cared, you'd be posting
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  Speaker 1: way more on TikTok. If you cared about them, you're
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  Speaker 1: giving them fresh content daily. Like a fucking donut shop.
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  Speaker 1: You'd be like Tim Horton's just flipping donuts. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have time for this, bullshoot. Dude, have you gone to
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  Speaker 1: Tim Horton's at least I have we went this morning? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: We did, got a good ass donut. Yeah, we did.
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  Speaker 4: Just kind of been like on the road a lot lately.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Bro, it's like Florence said, you just got like
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 1: a red roof.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: Actually thinking about what Florentine said last night, when I
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 4: was in bed and I was like, I don't know
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 4: if I'm cut out for this, he was like, yeah,
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 4: you're gonna be spending a lot of time alone in
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 4: a hotel room. And I was like, damn, here, I
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: am alone in a hotel room and I'm not having fun.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 4: But I actually did a lot of fun yet doing this,
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: doing the song thing was actually like the most fun
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 4: I've had in a while.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: Was it more fun than the ski ball? Ball was fun?
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  Speaker 1: Was it more fun than this stopping ava? Yeah, it
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: was more fun than it was definitely because you got
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: to do something, Yes, and it was like it's it's
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: like nerve racking a little bit. It's like you put
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: yourself to the test. Yeah, you can't be brave unless
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: you're shared. I'm pumfortable to hear pft's verse. It's so funny,
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: but it's like really good too. It does not sound
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 1: like him at all. He like turned on, like this
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 1: whole new voice. It sounds like one of like the
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 1: Suicide Boys in it. It's crazy you're talking to he bro. Yeah,
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: everybody is Suey Boys, one of the sueybodies. All right,
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  Speaker 1: should we wrap it up, Yes, but let's give our
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: shout outs first. Shout out to the listeners.
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  Speaker 4: Shout out to the listeners like ours, like our podcast,
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 4: like our podcast. Oh yeah, listen to the podcast. Like
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  Speaker 1: Maybe leave a comment unless it's a mean one. Uh
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: you's true? Because that shiit that shit hurts our feelings.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Also, make sure to listen to a Tuesday's episode two
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 4: because this is the second episode of the week.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 1: Also, don't send me a mean episode or a mean
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 1: comment about SaaS thinking that he's not gonna find out
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 1: about it, because I'm just gonna tell him what you said.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't aware that was happening.
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  Speaker 1: I have some staff to tell you. Is there a
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 1: lot of those? Yes? Dude? The fuck? I know, I know.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's wrap this up, all right, see you
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  Speaker 4: guys next week.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 1: Wait, I just clapped.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's on you. See you guys next week.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 1: Peace.