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- 0:05Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists. Hey,
- 0:09Speaker 1: I think I know the answer. If you do, make
- 0:11Speaker 1: sure to write it down. We're talking to trivia hosts.
- 0:15Speaker 2: Bar trivia is one of the most exciting activities for
- 0:19Speaker 2: a group of acquaintances to do in this country. All
- 0:23Speaker 2: across the country, people are doing bar trivia together. And
- 0:26Speaker 2: these are the intrepid hosts that bring the crew together
- 0:30Speaker 2: and get that party going.
- 0:32Speaker 3: We sit down with four very excited and excitable bar
- 0:36Speaker 3: trivia hosts to pick their brain about what makes the
- 0:40Speaker 3: perfect type of question. And how do you bring kind
- 0:43Speaker 3: of a boring thing to life?
- 0:45Speaker 4: So pull up a stool, think of a team name,
- 0:47Speaker 4: and let's listen in.
- 0:51Speaker 1: Guys, first of all, I'm jazzed as fuck.
- 0:54Speaker 5: Can I say that? I am jazzed up.
- 0:56Speaker 6: Let me hear you. I am jazzed as fuck.
- 0:58Speaker 5: Let's go. Let me hear you.
- 1:00Speaker 6: Let me hear you, everybody.
- 1:01Speaker 4: You belong with me. You belong with me.
- 1:06Speaker 2: Taylor Swift. The album is Fearless, and that is from 2007.
- 1:11Speaker 2: That sounds correct. You get three points. What year was
- 1:14Speaker 2: Taylor Swift born? 1989.
- 1:17Speaker 6: That's correct.
- 1:18Speaker 1: That is three points to Munster's Mustard, and we are
- 1:24Speaker 1: in it.
- 1:24Speaker 5: Guys, wow. It's like we're cosplaying who we host. Exactly.
- 1:29Speaker 5: I mean, we are, so we're hosts, right?
- 1:31Speaker 6: We are pub trivia hosts.
- 1:33Speaker 2: But also, you're always a learner and you're always part
- 1:36Speaker 2: of the thing.
- 1:37Speaker 5: If you didn't play, how can you host? Exactly. If
- 1:40Speaker 5: you didn't play, how can you host?
- 1:42Speaker 6: We always play each other's nights.
- 1:44Speaker 4: Peek behind the curtain. Peek behind the curtain. I never
- 1:47Speaker 4: know the answers.
- 1:48Speaker 5: I always go, beat me! That is so funny.
- 1:51Speaker 6: Beat me! Beat me!
- 1:54Speaker 2: And you know, you run the night that's called Beat Her,
- 1:57Speaker 2: which I think we should change that.
- 1:59Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's fine. It always makes a splash
- 2:03Speaker 4: on Instagram.
- 2:04Speaker 5: Yeah, the wrong kind of splash. The wrong kind of splash.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Beat me!
- 2:08Speaker 2: Beat me!
- 2:17Speaker 3: And honestly, I can never figure out what gun or
- 2:19Speaker 3: machinery you're using in that moment.
- 2:21Speaker 2: Well, it's mostly because those reels use so much AI, too.
- 2:26Speaker 5: It's such an AI image of what that is.
- 2:29Speaker 4: It helps me work faster. Anyway, how is everybody?
- 2:33Speaker 6: Guys, I feel awesome.
- 2:35Speaker 5: I'm so chill. I feel awesome. I feel so great.
- 2:39Speaker 5: I feel awesome.
- 2:43Speaker 1: I feel awesome and jacked and jazzed and freaking out
- 2:48Speaker 1: to have all of my best friends in one room.
- 2:51Speaker 5: Well, because here's another peek behind the curtain.
- 2:53Speaker 6: Yeah, peek it.
- 2:54Speaker 5: We used to be a bar trivia team together.
- 2:56Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:57Speaker 6: Yes, and we thought, you know what?
- 2:59Speaker 1: We can run this thing better than these bozo clowns can.
- 3:03Speaker 6: Because can we talk about Terry the Snoozer?
- 3:06Speaker 1: The guy who was running the trivia night that we
- 3:11Speaker 1: all went to.
- 3:12Speaker 5: Spits on Hillhurst.
- 3:14Speaker 7: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
- 3:16Speaker 7: Bury me in that spit.
- 3:18Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 3:18Speaker 2: So we all met at Spits on Hillhurst. It's a
- 3:21Speaker 2: restaurant in Los Feliz.
- 3:22Speaker 3: We were all single trivias that they made us all
- 3:26Speaker 3: go into one group together because they were like, if
- 3:28Speaker 3: anybody is looking for somebody, we all kind of went.
- 3:31Speaker 4: Oh, we're looking.
- 3:32Speaker 5: I'm actually looking for somebody. Let's try it. And we
- 3:34Speaker 5: made our name Only the Lonelys. Only the Lonelys. Because
- 3:38Speaker 5: we were solo.
- 3:39Speaker 6: Only the Lonelys.
- 3:39Speaker 5: Only the Lonelys.
- 3:40Speaker 6: And then I think at one point we did Riding Solo.
- 3:43Speaker 5: Riding Solo. A couple nights where we were Riding Solo.
- 3:46Speaker 5: We were Peaky Finders. Peaky Finders. That was good.
- 3:49Speaker 2: We loved to peek behind the curtain. We used to
- 3:51Speaker 2: ask the DJ all the questions about how it worked.
- 3:53Speaker 9: Remember that one night we all wore bolo ties and
- 3:55Speaker 9: we called them Solo Ties.
- 3:57Speaker 5: Solo Ties. Riding Solo. Solo Ties was so fun.
- 4:00Speaker 4: Solo Ties.
- 4:01Speaker 2: And so, yeah, so we began to realize we were
- 4:05Speaker 2: a crew.
- 4:05Speaker 5: We loved trivia nights.
- 4:07Speaker 2: And we would bring an energy to the night that
- 4:12Speaker 2: the host couldn't have because Terry the Snoozer was bad
- 4:14Speaker 2: as fuck at what she did.
- 4:15Speaker 6: She couldn't really handle the energy.
- 4:17Speaker 3: Literally, if you have sleep problems, I feel bad for
- 4:20Speaker 3: your son. Because I got 99 problems, but Terry will
- 4:24Speaker 3: put me to bed immediately because she's so snoozy.
- 4:26Speaker 2: Yes.
- 4:26Speaker 6: Exactly.
- 4:27Speaker 5: Get her ass. Get her ass.
- 4:29Speaker 2: Jay-Z, a 1999 Jay-Z's album.
- 4:33Speaker 5: Two points. I'll give you two points for that one.
- 4:37Speaker 4: Is that from Empire State of Mind?
- 4:38Speaker 2: No. No. No. No.
- 4:41Speaker 5: No way. Wait, it's ridiculous you thought that. Are you serious? Stop.
- 4:52Speaker 6: I can't with these guys right now. I can't with
- 4:55Speaker 6: these guys. I can't with you. I can't with you.
- 4:59Speaker 6: I can't with you. I can't with you.
- 5:01Speaker 4: I'm about to ask for fries with extra hummus because
- 5:03Speaker 4: we had Spitz.
- 5:06Speaker 2: No! Oh!
- 5:06Speaker 5: Nothing like fries with extra hummus.
- 5:08Speaker 2: God, Spitz's food is so interesting.
- 5:11Speaker 5: God, Spitz is so interesting.
- 5:12Speaker 6: Started by two brothers. True story.
- 5:14Speaker 7: Whoa.
- 5:16Speaker 5: Oh, two points for that. Two brothers.
- 5:18Speaker 6: Two brothers. And they went to Occidental College, I believe, actually.
- 5:22Speaker 5: That's how you know that.
- 5:23Speaker 6: That's how you know that.
- 5:24Speaker 5: We got an Oxy grad here. We got an Oxy grad.
- 5:26Speaker 6: Guys, go Tigers. Anyway, and then we, so we all
- 5:31Speaker 6: formed our own company. We all formed our own company,
- 5:36Speaker 6: our own trivia company.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Where we take our own specific brand of kind of
- 5:42Speaker 1: awesome sauce trivia.
- 5:44Speaker 5: Just like Spitz. I love their awesome sauce.
- 5:47Speaker 4: I love that awesome sauce. It's not tahini, but it's
- 5:50Speaker 4: like it.
- 5:51Speaker 5: It's like it.
- 5:52Speaker 6: It's similar.
- 5:53Speaker 5: Imagine tahini, but brown. Tahini, but brown. Imagine tahini and ketchup.
- 5:58Speaker 5: That's what it is. So you went to Oxy. Why
- 6:01Speaker 5: don't you tell us your name, Oxy?
- 6:03Speaker 6: I went to Oxy.
- 6:06Speaker 1: Hi, guys. I'm not just an alumni of Occidental College.
- 6:11Speaker 1: There's a lot more to me.
- 6:12Speaker 4: There's a name.
- 6:14Speaker 3: I am.
- 6:16Speaker 6: You guys, I can't with you.
- 6:17Speaker 5: There's a name under there, son. I can't with you.
- 6:20Speaker 5: I can't with you. I've discovered a name. under that.
- 6:24Speaker 6: I can't with you guys, actually.
- 6:26Speaker 7: I was searching, I was voyaging through the sea, looking
- 6:31Speaker 7: for a name.
- 6:32Speaker 5: You must start believing in names, Miss Turner. You got one.
- 6:36Speaker 4: I can't, I can't.
- 6:37Speaker 5: Yes, 2003. I can't, I can't with that. Yes, Dead
- 6:39Speaker 5: Man's Chest. No, number one, Crystal Black Pearl. Okay, what's
- 6:43Speaker 5: your name?
- 6:43Speaker 6: So what's your name, girl? Well, I'd like to say, hi,
- 6:49Speaker 6: my name is what?
- 6:50Speaker 5: My name is who?
- 6:52Speaker 6: My name is Layla Johnson. My name is Layla Johnson.
- 7:01Speaker 1: I run social media for, well, it doesn't matter anymore
- 7:06Speaker 1: because this is shaping up for a full-time gig.
- 7:09Speaker 5: You could be our social media person, and you are. Well,
- 7:12Speaker 5: you can say it. Palantir.
- 7:15Speaker 6: I ran social media for Palantir. You can say it.
- 7:17Speaker 6: I was making fun reels, sort of like.
- 7:20Speaker 1: taking all the surveillance they're doing and turning the clips,
- 7:23Speaker 1: like remixing all the clips of the surveillance into like fun,
- 7:26Speaker 1: relatable memes where it's like, when you forgot, when you
- 7:29Speaker 1: forgot to turn your Porsche light on and then it's
- 7:31Speaker 1: just footage of a man who didn't know he was
- 7:32Speaker 1: being built.
- 7:33Speaker 5: Yes.
- 7:35Speaker 3: I find it so funny that brands talk like us now.
- 7:39Speaker 5: I love it. I love Palantir talks like me. Palantir
- 7:46Speaker 5: talks like me. I love that Palantir talks like me.
- 7:51Speaker 6: I just love it.
- 7:53Speaker 1: Do you guys ever feel so immense gratitude that you
- 7:56Speaker 1: were born in this specific timeline where brands are people?
- 7:59Speaker 7: Adina talks like me.
- 8:01Speaker 6: Adina talks like me.
- 8:03Speaker 2: I posted her Instagram reel of my messy bedroom and
- 8:05Speaker 2: Aetna told me to clean my room or they're calling
- 8:08Speaker 2: my mother.
- 8:08Speaker 5: Aetna.
- 8:09Speaker 6: Edna got you.
- 8:11Speaker 5: Edna's like your friend. Blue Cross Blue Shield talks like me.
- 8:15Speaker 2: Yes!
- 8:18Speaker 5: So, yeah.
- 8:20Speaker 2: Yeah, like yesterday I posted something and Black Knight said, um,
- 8:23Speaker 2: question mark?
- 8:26Speaker 5: I was like, yes, queen!
- 8:28Speaker 6: I posted a reel about getting ghosted.
- 8:30Speaker 4: And then, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, it was Colgate.
- 8:36Speaker 1: Colgate was like, bitch, you gotta raise your standards.
- 8:42Speaker 6: You're toothpaste. What the hell?
- 8:44Speaker 7: I posted a video of me in a bikini going six, seven,
- 8:49Speaker 7: and Clarendon roasted me for filth and said, why are
- 8:52Speaker 7: you in a bikini at night?
- 8:53Speaker 5: I said, Clarendon speaks like me. Clarendon speaks like me. Dude,
- 9:01Speaker 5: that rocks, though. That's such a good job. Oh, yeah.
- 9:04Speaker 6: It's such a good job.
- 9:05Speaker 5: Because the truth is, we can't do this full, full,
- 9:07Speaker 5: full time.
- 9:08Speaker 2: But you were saying you were about to quit it,
- 9:09Speaker 2: because we are doing it full.
- 9:10Speaker 6: Well, I am. Yeah, because, OK, so here's the thing.
- 9:13Speaker 6: I might have scored us some funding.
- 9:18Speaker 3: What?
- 9:18Speaker 5: And where would that go?
- 9:20Speaker 6: I might have scored us some funding.
- 9:23Speaker 5: New speakers. New speakers. New speakers. New speakers. New speakers.
- 9:29Speaker 5: I love speakers!
- 9:31Speaker 1: I have been talking to a great venture capital firm
- 9:35Speaker 1: that my dad is friends with.
- 9:38Speaker 5: Dad's friends with a venture capital firm?
- 9:41Speaker 6: My dad is friends with a venture capital firm.
- 9:44Speaker 1: They are called Hand and Claw Investments, and they... are
- 9:50Speaker 1: behind a lot of sports gambling apps and a lot
- 9:54Speaker 1: of restaurants that you might be familiar with and Costco
- 9:58Speaker 1: and other things.
- 9:59Speaker 6: And so, they're like really.
- 10:01Speaker 5: Exciting it's like what a portfolio.
- 10:04Speaker 1: It's a really exciting asset and they are looking to
- 10:08Speaker 1: do hold that thought trivia they are looking to fund
- 10:13Speaker 1: us Hold That Thought Trivia.
- 10:15Speaker 6: That's our name.
- 10:15Speaker 5: Hold That Thought Trivia.
- 10:16Speaker 6: Hold That Thought.
- 10:17Speaker 5: T-H-O-T.
- 10:18Speaker 10: T-H-O-T.
- 10:19Speaker 5: Hold That Thought.
- 10:20Speaker 6: Hold That Thought.
- 10:22Speaker 5: Hold That That Ho over there.
- 10:23Speaker 6: Thought!
- 10:26Speaker 1: So I don't want to promise too much, but there
- 10:29Speaker 1: might be a world where we might be able to
- 10:31Speaker 1: start taking full-time salaries.
- 10:32Speaker 5: No way.
- 10:34Speaker 1: Because they think that they can use this for profit somehow.
- 10:37Speaker 5: Dude.
- 10:38Speaker 6: So I'm so excited to find out.
- 10:39Speaker 5: I love that. I can't believe HTH is about to
- 10:42Speaker 5: take off like that. I'm on HTH, you know? You're
- 10:46Speaker 5: on HTH.
- 10:46Speaker 6: You're on HTH.
- 10:47Speaker 5: Hold that thought.
- 10:49Speaker 6: Hold that thought. Hold that thought.
- 10:51Speaker 1: And I would say that my style of trivia hosting
- 10:54Speaker 1: is like.
- 10:56Speaker 1: It's a little cheeky. You're definitely the cheeky one. I'm
- 11:00Speaker 1: constantly trying to push buttons. And sometimes the crowd vibes
- 11:05Speaker 1: with it if they're a good crowd. And sometimes the
- 11:09Speaker 1: crowd doesn't vibe with it if they're.
- 11:11Speaker 6: A bad crowd.
- 11:12Speaker 5: Name your nights, though, too.
- 11:13Speaker 4: You have some really good nights.
- 11:15Speaker 6: Oh, my God, I do such interesting nights.
- 11:18Speaker 4: Well, they're not all of our nights, I'd say, are, like, well-carved. Yeah.
- 11:23Speaker 5: I would say, like, you might look at it and go, oh,
- 11:26Speaker 5: that's not my thing.
- 11:28Speaker 2: But I will guarantee you there's 50 to 60 people
- 11:31Speaker 2: that it is their thing. Yes.
- 11:32Speaker 5: Like, live or die.
- 11:34Speaker 6: I host Lovato Muchacho. Do you have?
- 11:40Speaker 2: Lovato Muchacho is one of the best nights in LA.
- 11:43Speaker 2: It is girly pop mariachi crossover.
- 11:45Speaker 1: It is the only Demi Lovato mariachi crossover trivia.
- 11:49Speaker 5: The audience is very divided. It's crazy. You either know
- 11:53Speaker 5: the Demi Lovato or you know the mariachi stuff. There's
- 11:56Speaker 5: no in between. It's either cool for the summer or Guantanamera.
- 12:01Speaker 4: And here's the thing is, there's nothing like it.
- 12:03Speaker 5: Nothing. You can't find anything like that.
- 12:06Speaker 6: You can't find anything like that.
- 12:07Speaker 4: What about your women's rights trivia?
- 12:10Speaker 6: Oh, my God. Bitch, don't give away my rights.
- 12:13Speaker 1: Bitch, don't give away my rights is every Thursday at.
- 12:18Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh.
- 12:19Speaker 6: I feel like I just saw something out of the
- 12:21Speaker 6: corner of my eye. Sorry. I'm scared of ghosts.
- 12:25Speaker 3: OK.
- 12:28Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 12:28Speaker 6: So bitch, don't give away my rights is every Thursday at.
- 12:32Speaker 1: Um, and, uh, it's super exciting. It's like a bunch
- 12:35Speaker 1: of trivia about like bad ass girl bosses and like,
- 12:39Speaker 1: You know, there's some fun stuff for the guys too.
- 12:42Speaker 3: Like, but literally I've been there. Like you can write
- 12:44Speaker 3: down RGB for almost RBG for, and you'll get 30%
- 12:50Speaker 3: of the questions, right?
- 12:51Speaker 4: Literally 30%.
- 12:52Speaker 5: Ruth Bader is 30% of the answers.
- 12:53Speaker 1: Ruth Bader is a lot of the answers.
- 12:57Speaker 5: She crushed women. Like she crushed.
- 12:59Speaker 6: She like murdered like women as a concept. She like
- 13:03Speaker 6: murdered that.
- 13:04Speaker 5: Layla, Layla. I got you on my knees, Layla. You're
- 13:08Speaker 5: crazy cool.
- 13:09Speaker 2: Eric Clapton, 1972. Eric Clapton's self-titled album. You're missing the
- 13:14Speaker 2: album most times, so you get two points.
- 13:16Speaker 5: Okay, thanks. Nice job.
- 13:16Speaker 4: Let's get our Disney boy talking.
- 13:19Speaker 6: Stop.
- 13:19Speaker 5: Get our Disney boy talking.
- 13:21Speaker 2: Stop.
- 13:22Speaker 5: Really stop.
- 13:23Speaker 4: Our Disney boy talking about.
- 13:25Speaker 5: Mickey Mouse. Okay, hi. Yes, that is me.
- 13:30Speaker 2: That is me, the Disney boy.
- 13:33Speaker 3: My name is Marsalo Malcolm III. Marsalimo Malcolm III.
- 13:38Speaker 6: Marsalimo!
- 13:40Speaker 5: Marsalimo! When you wish upon a salvo!
- 13:44Speaker 9: I love when we have pool parties and I jump
- 13:46Speaker 9: in the pool and I go, Salmo!
- 13:47Speaker 5: Marcello! Marcello! I love when you do that. I love
- 13:51Speaker 5: when you do that. We all love when you do that. Anyway,
- 13:54Speaker 5: so I'm kind of the Disney guy.
- 13:55Speaker 3: You might actually like my green.
- 13:58Speaker 5: Stop. Show him your tattoo. I was about to say.
- 14:01Speaker 6: Oh, please, please, please.
- 14:03Speaker 5: This is Goofy and Donald kissing. Yes.
- 14:07Speaker 6: This is the kind of stuff you kick at anywhere else.
- 14:10Speaker 3: I got the Marvel tattoo once they were bought by
- 14:12Speaker 3: Disney right here. Over here, this is my tattoo of
- 14:17Speaker 3: Homer Simpson when Disney acquired Homer Simpson.
- 14:20Speaker 5: You mostly get tattoos of new acquisitions.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm kind of an acquisition guy.
- 14:24Speaker 1: Did you do anything for OpenAI or for Sora when
- 14:28Speaker 1: they bought Sora?
- 14:28Speaker 2: Uh-huh. Yeah, look at my butt. I've got a video
- 14:32Speaker 2: that Sora made on my butt.
- 14:33Speaker 5: Look at my butt.
- 14:34Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's a crazy picture. So, yeah, you might
- 14:37Speaker 3: notice me from that. You might notice me from my
- 14:39Speaker 3: suggestions on how to Disneybound correctly.
- 14:42Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 14:42Speaker 3: I have a TikTok called how to up your ass.
- 14:46Speaker 3: up your outfits at Disney bounding. Um, and it's really fun.
- 14:49Speaker 3: I kind of like help people out.
- 14:50Speaker 2: And I will say they roasted you for the memo
- 14:53Speaker 2: you posted on Tumblr, kind of the do's and don'ts
- 14:55Speaker 2: and the rules and like what you forbade.
- 14:57Speaker 8: Yes.
- 14:58Speaker 5: And I think they were being really mean to you.
- 15:00Speaker 5: Thank you. I was like, uh, what gives? This is
- 15:02Speaker 5: good advice.
- 15:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 15:04Speaker 3: Like don't wear something that's too revealing or, When you're
- 15:08Speaker 3: seeing Minnie, you don't want to upstage her. You said
- 15:11Speaker 3: never look sexier than Minnie. I said never look sexier
- 15:14Speaker 3: than Minnie.
- 15:15Speaker 5: She is a dime. She is a ten.
- 15:16Speaker 4: She's the bride.
- 15:17Speaker 3: She's the bride. Don't try to show up looking sexier
- 15:20Speaker 3: than Minnie Mouse.
- 15:21Speaker 2: Literally.
- 15:21Speaker 5: I love Minnie Mouse. So weird. God, I love those characters.
- 15:25Speaker 5: Minnie Mouse, Mickey Mouse, Goofy, Donald. Oh my God.
- 15:28Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay.
- 15:29Speaker 5: They're so fun.
- 15:29Speaker 1: If you could have dinner with any of those characters,
- 15:32Speaker 1: who would it be?
- 15:33Speaker 5: No, no, wait, no.
- 15:34Speaker 6: Who would it be?
- 15:35Speaker 5: No, this is, no, I can't. You must answer. You
- 15:38Speaker 5: have to. I literally can't. Gun to head.
- 15:40Speaker 6: I would take the.
- 15:41Speaker 5: Bullet in my mouth because I can't.
- 15:43Speaker 6: You have to pick one.
- 15:44Speaker 5: Shoot me dead right now. I can't. No, come on.
- 15:46Speaker 5: Choose one to get dinner.
- 15:47Speaker 6: Choose one to get dinner.
- 15:48Speaker 5: I'm gonna hold the chair. No, no, guys, don't.
- 15:52Speaker 2: Turn.
- 15:52Speaker 8: Don't.
- 15:53Speaker 2: No, 10. Okay, original IP, expanded universe IP.
- 15:57Speaker 5: Like, what can I include?
- 15:59Speaker 2: Core.
- 15:59Speaker 5: Core.
- 16:00Speaker 6: Core.
- 16:01Speaker 5: Corecast. Corecast.
- 16:02Speaker 6: Mickey, Money, Goofy, Donald.
- 16:04Speaker 5: Daisy.
- 16:05Speaker 3: Daisy.
- 16:06Speaker 5: Three. Two.
- 16:09Speaker 2: I'm guessing going regular Mickey Mouse from the original Steamboat Willie.
- 16:14Speaker 5: Steamboat Mickey. I'm going to go with that Mickey Mouse.
- 16:17Speaker 2: One.
- 16:17Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. We got him. We
- 16:20Speaker 5: got him.
- 16:20Speaker 3: No, but don't say I said that. Because, like, I've
- 16:23Speaker 3: got people that follow me. It wouldn't go well.
- 16:26Speaker 6: I can't believe he said that.
- 16:27Speaker 2: People that follow you would be mad that you like Mickey,
- 16:30Speaker 2: that you'd want to get dinner with Mickey.
- 16:32Speaker 4: People that follow him got mad that he said Minnie
- 16:33Speaker 4: was sexy.
- 16:34Speaker 5: Come on, he can't say anything.
- 16:35Speaker 3: You just don't understand the Disney bounding community. It's very serious.
- 16:38Speaker 3: It's very serious. And yeah, so I think I made
- 16:42Speaker 3: the wrong choice.
- 16:43Speaker 4: I'm so embarrassed.
- 16:45Speaker 6: No, no, you're good. Like that's a good choice.
- 16:47Speaker 5: Selma, it's great.
- 16:49Speaker 11: You host Creature Night, which is such an important night.
- 16:53Speaker 5: And you've also been hosting lecture nights, too.
- 16:55Speaker 2: We've been expanding past trivia where people just give hour-long speeches.
- 16:59Speaker 5: Yeah, it's kind of like.
- 17:00Speaker 2: You had that guy come on and talk about drones.
- 17:02Speaker 5: Yeah, it was really fun. Thank you. It was awesome.
- 17:05Speaker 6: Are you okay?
- 17:06Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 17:07Speaker 6: Are you scared?
- 17:08Speaker 5: Don't be scared. I just felt like I made the
- 17:10Speaker 5: wrong choice.
- 17:10Speaker 4: Hey, buddy, it's okay.
- 17:11Speaker 6: We can go back.
- 17:12Speaker 4: Was the countdown too intense?
- 17:14Speaker 5: I mean, we were like... We did have two guns
- 17:16Speaker 5: to his head.
- 17:16Speaker 6: We did point two guns at his head.
- 17:18Speaker 2: It's fine.
- 17:18Speaker 4: Government-like.
- 17:19Speaker 5: We got him. I know.
- 17:21Speaker 3: Oh, no.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Oh, no.
- 17:22Speaker 5: So I host Down on Your Disneys to... Down.
- 17:28Speaker 6: On Your Disneys?
- 17:29Speaker 2: Get Down on Your Disneys. And it's kind of like
- 17:32Speaker 2: a fun Disney-themed trivia night.
- 17:36Speaker 6: Hey, hey, hey, you okay?
- 17:37Speaker 5: Why the fuck did I choose Steamboat Mickey? No, it's okay,
- 17:41Speaker 5: it's okay, it's okay. You're good, man. Hey, hey, you're good.
- 17:43Speaker 5: No one's going to be upset with you.
- 17:45Speaker 6: You're good.
- 17:45Speaker 5: Let it go.
- 17:46Speaker 2: And do you want to just say right now that
- 17:49Speaker 2: you didn't write everybody to dinner?
- 17:51Speaker 6: Yeah, you could say that. We just thought it would
- 17:55Speaker 6: be fun.
- 17:55Speaker 5: That's against the rules. I don't want to break the rules.
- 17:59Speaker 5: We made the question up.
- 18:00Speaker 2: If you could invite all of the four, all of
- 18:02Speaker 2: the core cast of Disney, gun to your head, you
- 18:05Speaker 2: could invite everybody that's kind of a friend of Mickey
- 18:08Speaker 2: to dinner.
- 18:08Speaker 5: Who would you invite? I answered Steamboat Mickey. I don't
- 18:12Speaker 5: know what you want me to... I'm saying if you
- 18:14Speaker 5: could invite everybody.
- 18:15Speaker 6: Yeah, like if you could invite everybody.
- 18:16Speaker 5: If I could invite everybody, nobody would miss out.
- 18:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 18:20Speaker 1: All right.
- 18:24Speaker 2: Great.
- 18:24Speaker 6: That's awesome. Does that feel better?
- 18:26Speaker 4: Does that make you feel better?
- 18:28Speaker 5: So do you want to announce that everybody's invited? Everybody's
- 18:34Speaker 5: invited to dinner.
- 18:48Speaker 3: Hey, yeah.
- 18:48Speaker 6: Does that feel better? Does that feel better?
- 18:51Speaker 5: Is that okay? Yeah, of course.
- 18:53Speaker 6: Okay, there we go. There we go.
- 18:55Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 18:56Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 19:00Speaker 5: Of course.
- 19:01Speaker 6: Of course. Okay, good.
- 19:02Speaker 2: Thanks.
- 19:02Speaker 3: So yeah, come out to down on your Disney's whenever
- 19:05Speaker 3: you want to do fun Disney themed trivia.
- 19:07Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 19:08Speaker 5: I'm taking up so much space right now.
- 19:10Speaker 6: Your night is so much fun. Yeah, we got to
- 19:12Speaker 6: hear from you guys.
- 19:13Speaker 5: Yeah, my name is Cedric Coyne.
- 19:15Speaker 2: I'm a PhD candidate at Loyola Marymount.
- 19:20Speaker 5: Wait, tell me. Exactly.
- 19:26Speaker 6: LM Goo. Please, wait, wait, wait.
- 19:28Speaker 1: You have to tell me your dissertation because it's so funny.
- 19:31Speaker 4: Your dissertation makes me laugh!
- 19:34Speaker 5: Layla! Let her laugh at me! I can be funny. Go,
- 19:40Speaker 5: let's see it. I'll tell you.
- 19:42Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm actually doing a dissertation about the correlations
- 19:48Speaker 2: and differences between gay of Thrones and Legally Blonde.
- 19:52Speaker 6: Stop, stop, stop.
- 19:54Speaker 1: Like, isn't that, like, doesn't that just kind of make
- 19:58Speaker 1: you want to, like, scream and run around?
- 20:00Speaker 2: Because imagine, Jon Snow is this outsider who is, people
- 20:04Speaker 2: are betting against him, but he's still trying to succeed.
- 20:07Speaker 5: And that's very similar to Elle Woods.
- 20:09Speaker 2: So it's a 90-page paper where I go into the
- 20:12Speaker 2: differences and the changes.
- 20:14Speaker 5: What's your doctorate in again? It's arts and letters. Arts
- 20:17Speaker 5: and letters? I have a doctorate in arts and letters.
- 20:23Speaker 5: Plus letters. You study letters, right? Arts and letters?
- 20:26Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm a doctorate of arts and letters. PhD of
- 20:29Speaker 2: arts and letters. So I do arts and letters. So
- 20:33Speaker 2: all sort of art medium and then letters too.
- 20:35Speaker 6: So what's the letters? A, B, C.
- 20:37Speaker 5: Is it like written? Or no, it's alphabet. It's alphabet.
- 20:40Speaker 2: I'm a doctorate of arts and letters. And what alphabet
- 20:43Speaker 2: is used for, which is language, which is writing letters.
- 20:46Speaker 5: That's awesome.
- 20:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 20:47Speaker 5: Dude, I love that dissertation. That's crazy. But this has
- 20:49Speaker 5: been such.
- 20:51Speaker 8: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
- 21:00Speaker 5: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
- 21:02Speaker 2: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
- 21:16Speaker 2: the Jumbo's Clown Room?
- 21:18Speaker 5: Yes.
- 21:18Speaker 2: I love the Renaissance Trivia.
- 21:22Speaker 5: While the burlesque show is going on.
- 21:25Speaker 9: You have a guy on the loudest mic in the corner.
- 21:28Speaker 7: Asking you questions about horses.
- 21:32Speaker 3: If you guys don't know, Jumbo's Clown Room is a
- 21:34Speaker 3: very prolific classic burlesque bar and I love that they
- 21:38Speaker 3: do renaissance trivia there.
- 21:40Speaker 2: Yeah, so like someone's dancing to like One Night in
- 21:42Speaker 2: Bangkok and then I'm shouting.
- 21:44Speaker 5: Like name five artists from the Baroque period.
- 21:46Speaker 2: So that's kind of what I do and I of
- 21:49Speaker 2: course I'm hosting all sorts of I do Roaring Twenties
- 21:53Speaker 2: art deco trivia.
- 21:54Speaker 5: Sick as hell. So fun. Oh, that's so fun.
- 21:58Speaker 6: That's such a crowd pleaser. Sick as hell.
- 21:59Speaker 2: People are loving it and I do it on Catalina
- 22:01Speaker 2: Island in the The only place you can.
- 22:04Speaker 5: The only place you can. The only place I can.
- 22:06Speaker 2: And I have become kind of famous in Catalina Island
- 22:08Speaker 2: because the first time I got in there, I missed
- 22:11Speaker 2: the dock and I fell in.
- 22:13Speaker 5: And I was wet the whole time. So they call
- 22:14Speaker 5: me the wet guy. That is so funny. The wet guy.
- 22:18Speaker 5: But now I host wet.
- 22:20Speaker 2: You host trivia wet.
- 22:23Speaker 5: I get trivia wet.
- 22:24Speaker 11: The commitment that that takes, I think people don't realize.
- 22:28Speaker 11: Hosts don't need costumes.
- 22:29Speaker 2: No!
- 22:30Speaker 5: No! But you have them. Okay, you go, though.
- 22:36Speaker 6: Yeah, okay. She's in her element.
- 22:38Speaker 4: Stop.
- 22:40Speaker 5: I didn't say you dance. I said you go.
- 22:43Speaker 2: Oh! Listener, there's some dancing going on. You're going to
- 22:46Speaker 2: have to get to the video.
- 22:48Speaker 6: If you're going to audio medium, you might be having FOMO.
- 22:51Speaker 2: There's some releasing kind of tit vibe.
- 22:54Speaker 5: It's like not releasing bra, it's releasing tit. It's sort
- 22:58Speaker 5: of like.
- 22:59Speaker 6: Like pulling out tits like.
- 23:00Speaker 5: A deck of cards. Was there a baby chick in
- 23:03Speaker 5: my tit? Because now it's free. Oh, it's curtains on
- 23:05Speaker 5: the tit. Oh, there it is.
- 23:06Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 23:07Speaker 5: It's closed. All right, okay. Oh, it's a door.
- 23:09Speaker 6: And we're tying a bow.
- 23:11Speaker 5: It's kind of a reveal of a whole tit. Oh,
- 23:13Speaker 5: and now it was a shirt? Or it's very sheer.
- 23:15Speaker 5: Very sheer.
- 23:18Speaker 6: Wow.
- 23:18Speaker 5: Are you ready?
- 23:19Speaker 4: Kill me, I do charades.
- 23:20Speaker 5: Let's go!
- 23:23Speaker 8: Oh!
- 23:24Speaker 5: Back it up, son! What? What's up?
- 23:29Speaker 4: I'm Robitesset.
- 23:31Speaker 5: No way. No way. Yeah, you are.
- 23:35Speaker 6: Robitesset.
- 23:36Speaker 5: Robitesset.
- 23:37Speaker 4: I'm Robitesset Tessa, and I have been doing trivia. I
- 23:41Speaker 4: do charades. I'm dancer first.
- 23:46Speaker 3: It's so fun that you've turned trivia into charades, which
- 23:49Speaker 3: Trivia Night is so specifically not charades, but you've brought
- 23:52Speaker 3: this whole new thing that you can have bar trivia
- 23:55Speaker 3: that is charades.
- 23:56Speaker 5: I think we're.
- 23:56Speaker 9: Opening up what trivia is, like, I remember the first
- 24:00Speaker 9: time I played Jackbox, I was like, I'm gonna do
- 24:02Speaker 9: this every night of my life.
- 24:03Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 24:04Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 24:04Speaker 5: I mean, I think we all were there.
- 24:06Speaker 1: Oh man, I mean, the high of getting that first answer,
- 24:09Speaker 1: but I'll say trivia charades is like, it's really challenging
- 24:13Speaker 1: because there's, I think we've all had that moment when
- 24:16Speaker 1: we played Your Night where it's like, oh my god,
- 24:18Speaker 1: I know the answer, But I'm not doing the charades
- 24:22Speaker 1: well enough to explain what it is.
- 24:24Speaker 6: And so you don't get it right.
- 24:25Speaker 2: And I didn't like it at first watching you do
- 24:28Speaker 2: it because it did feel like kind of watching a
- 24:30Speaker 2: cousin be like, look what I can do. Because you
- 24:32Speaker 2: go like, I'm about to charade 10 movies. Guess what
- 24:34Speaker 2: they are. So it's a lot of watching you.
- 24:36Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
- 24:37Speaker 3: It's kind of like all the questions are you doing charades.
- 24:39Speaker 4: But then everyone gets to guess.
- 24:41Speaker 3: Yeah, which is really confusing, too, because you don't ever
- 24:44Speaker 3: know if people have locked in their guests yet, so
- 24:46Speaker 3: you don't really know how long or how short you
- 24:48Speaker 3: should do it.
- 24:48Speaker 5: And I love, sometimes you can tell when you haven't
- 24:50Speaker 5: seen a movie.
- 24:53Speaker 4: Wait, no way.
- 24:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 24:54Speaker 5: You can tell? Do you remember the charade you did
- 24:56Speaker 5: for Indiana Jones? This makes sense. Do it. Do it
- 25:02Speaker 5: for us. Okay.
- 25:05Speaker 2: Okay.
- 25:06Speaker 5: Okay. Okay. Big circle. Big circle.
- 25:10Speaker 6: Yeah, sort of a hat. Maybe it's a hat.
- 25:12Speaker 5: Big circle baby. Oh, baby. Big circle baby. No.
- 25:15Speaker 6: Oh, having a baby. Nursing.
- 25:16Speaker 5: Big belly. Big belly. Big belly lady. Big belly lady.
- 25:20Speaker 2: Big belly lady.
- 25:20Speaker 5: This is what I love.
- 25:22Speaker 2: You never use like the regular charades things like movie, book,
- 25:26Speaker 2: any of that three words.
- 25:28Speaker 5: You just start and it's a lot of no's. It's
- 25:30Speaker 5: a lot of no's.
- 25:31Speaker 11: I'm figuring out the mechanics. I believe that charades, trivia,
- 25:35Speaker 11: there is a future.
- 25:37Speaker 4: I want to do Pictionary. I want to do Hangman.
- 25:40Speaker 4: I want to do other things. I want to blend it.
- 25:43Speaker 5: You know what I mean? And what were you doing?
- 25:45Speaker 5: The charades right there. What were you doing?
- 25:46Speaker 4: I was trying to draw Indiana, the state.
- 25:48Speaker 5: Okay, I kind of think I saw that, but what
- 25:50Speaker 5: about the big belly baby?
- 25:51Speaker 4: That was me trying to do the world, and then
- 25:53Speaker 4: I was going to point at Indiana.
- 25:55Speaker 5: Oh, awesome. So you were going to draw the world.
- 25:58Speaker 5: You were going to draw the world and hopefully land.
- 26:03Speaker 2: Back. Way up.
- 26:04Speaker 5: Not even point to America. Point to Indiana.
- 26:07Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 26:07Speaker 4: And I didn't know how I was going to get
- 26:09Speaker 4: to Jones.
- 26:10Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 26:10Speaker 4: But I've never seen that movie.
- 26:11Speaker 5: Yeah. It's a classic one. I can't believe you haven't
- 26:15Speaker 5: seen that.
- 26:15Speaker 3: 1973.
- 26:15Speaker 5: It's okay. One point.
- 26:17Speaker 1: 1973.
- 26:17Speaker 2: Guys, this is such a blast.
- 26:19Speaker 5: This is such a blast. I've got an announcement. What?
- 26:24Speaker 9: No, no, no.
- 26:26Speaker 6: You haven't even described anything about our company. No, no, no.
- 26:32Speaker 5: What is it?
- 26:33Speaker 3: What?
- 26:34Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
- 26:38Speaker 6: What do you mean?
- 26:41Speaker 5: I legitimately don't know where that came from. But I
- 26:46Speaker 5: do have an announcement.
- 26:47Speaker 6: You have an announcement.
- 26:50Speaker 4: I have an announcement. Okay, what's up?
- 26:54Speaker 6: Okay.
- 26:55Speaker 5: It's time.
- 26:57Speaker 6: What's time?
- 26:57Speaker 5: For Disney Trivia Hour! It's time. Here is the first question.
- 27:04Speaker 5: Are you guys ready to buzz in? Name your teams.
- 27:06Speaker 5: Name your teams.
- 27:07Speaker 10: Quick.
- 27:07Speaker 5: What are your teams?
- 27:08Speaker 6: Nemo and Dory.
- 27:09Speaker 5: Nemo and Dory. Minnie's Vixen. What is your team name?
- 27:14Speaker 5: Nemo and Dory's ass. You guys are in a team together.
- 27:18Speaker 5: I'll be Nemo's ass. And I'm Dory's ass.
- 27:20Speaker 6: And I'm Minnie's Vixen's. Are you okay?
- 27:27Speaker 5: I don't like that. Why? Why don't you like that?
- 27:33Speaker 5: Don't make fun. Sexualize them?
- 27:34Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:35Speaker 5: Don't sexualize them.
- 27:37Speaker 2: Okay.
- 27:38Speaker 5: Okay, so let's jump in. I'll just be, I'll be
- 27:40Speaker 5: Dory's hand. It's fine, it's fine!
- 27:43Speaker 8: Okay.
- 27:45Speaker 5: These three boys.
- 27:47Speaker 6: This is starting to do a trivia question.
- 27:49Speaker 5: Yes, this is the question. Who can answer it?
- 27:52Speaker 2: These three boys love their uncle very much, who was
- 27:55Speaker 2: a one rich duck.
- 27:57Speaker 6: Ding, ding, ding.
- 27:58Speaker 5: Huey, Dewey, and Louie. That's right. It's Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
- 28:02Speaker 6: Oh, shoot. I almost thought that.
- 28:06Speaker 5: Okay. How many points do I get?
- 28:08Speaker 3: That is three points for every name. And we are
- 28:11Speaker 3: doing it classic trivia style. You guys will have five
- 28:13Speaker 3: seconds to think of the answer, and then I'll see
- 28:14Speaker 3: if anybody got it right. And when you get it right,
- 28:16Speaker 3: you get a point, depending on how many answers you
- 28:18Speaker 3: get right. But if you name the color that they
- 28:19Speaker 3: were wearing, you get two extra points. And if you
- 28:21Speaker 3: answer the whole category correctly, you're going to get ten
- 28:23Speaker 3: extra points at the end of this. But if you
- 28:25Speaker 3: miss one, you get minus nine points for missing the one.
- 28:28Speaker 3: Everything you get right is a point up. Everything you
- 28:30Speaker 3: get wrong is a point against you this round. We're
- 28:32Speaker 3: going to play lightning.
- 28:33Speaker 5: Round Disney style. Yeah, bro, we know.
- 28:36Speaker 8: No.
- 28:37Speaker 5: I know. It's like I'm covered in hummus at Spitz.
- 28:40Speaker 6: Okay.
- 28:41Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
- 28:41Speaker 5: Here we go. First question.
- 28:43Speaker 2: We know.
- 28:45Speaker 5: This one is Disney villains. How many villains can you
- 28:49Speaker 5: name in 10 seconds? Write it down. Write it down.
- 28:51Speaker 5: Write it down. Write it down. Write it down.
- 28:54Speaker 8: Ding.
- 28:55Speaker 5: Time is up. You answer first.
- 28:56Speaker 4: Gaston.
- 28:57Speaker 2: One.
- 28:58Speaker 4: The weird scar.
- 29:00Speaker 5: Two.
- 29:01Speaker 4: The weird fish in Finding Nemo that is.
- 29:04Speaker 5: In the tank.
- 29:04Speaker 2: Three.
- 29:06Speaker 5: That's ten seconds. Your time is done.
- 29:08Speaker 2: You go.
- 29:10Speaker 6: Ursula.
- 29:10Speaker 2: One.
- 29:10Speaker 6: Jafar.
- 29:11Speaker 10: Two.
- 29:12Speaker 6: Ursula again.
- 29:13Speaker 7: No.
- 29:16Speaker 6: Cinderella's mom.
- 29:17Speaker 2: Three.
- 29:17Speaker 3: Stepmom.
- 29:19Speaker 5: Oh, my God. And that's time.
- 29:21Speaker 10: I'm so sorry.
- 29:22Speaker 5: That's three points. I almost thought that.
- 29:24Speaker 6: I almost thought that.
- 29:25Speaker 5: And go ahead. Get ready. Your time starts now. Captain Hook, Scar, Hades, Gaston.
- 29:31Speaker 5: No repeats. No repeats. Dr. Radcliffe from Tarzan. Four.
- 29:37Speaker 2: Oh.
- 29:37Speaker 5: Oh.
- 29:40Speaker 6: Buzzer beater.
- 29:41Speaker 4: Buzzer beater.
- 29:42Speaker 5: Buzzer beater.
- 29:43Speaker 4: Buzzer beater.
- 29:45Speaker 5: Buzzer beater. Buzzer beater. Why are you doing this to me?
- 29:51Speaker 5: Buzzer beater. Buzzer beater.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Your buzzer just got beat, bro.
- 29:56Speaker 5: Yeah, brother.
- 29:57Speaker 1: Are you afraid of your buzzer getting beat?
- 30:01Speaker 4: I hate to call you mommy. This has been fun.
- 30:04Speaker 4: But I haven't announced it.
- 30:06Speaker 5: Oh no.
- 30:06Speaker 2: Oh no.
- 30:07Speaker 4: It's time for my trivia.
- 30:12Speaker 5: Okay.
- 30:12Speaker 8: Okay.
- 30:12Speaker 5: It's going to be lightning round. Okay.
- 30:13Speaker 4: I'm going to be holding items. If you think you
- 30:15Speaker 4: know what I'm holding.
- 30:16Speaker 5: Buzz in.
- 30:17Speaker 2: Okay.
- 30:17Speaker 5: Is this a real item or a charaded item?
- 30:19Speaker 4: All real items.
- 30:20Speaker 2: Okay.
- 30:20Speaker 4: But I'm charading them.
- 30:21Speaker 5: Okay. So yes. Charaded item. Toothbrush.
- 30:24Speaker 9: Toothbrush.
- 30:24Speaker 3: Ding, ding, ding.
- 30:25Speaker 5: Toothbrush.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Car.
- 30:29Speaker 2: Steering.
- 30:30Speaker 5: Steering wheel.
- 30:32Speaker 6: Steering wheel.
- 30:33Speaker 8: Yes!
- 30:33Speaker 5: I said that! You don't have any of the items
- 30:40Speaker 5: thought out? Oh, buzzer beater.
- 30:44Speaker 4: Oh, I'm hosting trivia.
- 30:45Speaker 1: Buzzer beater.
- 30:46Speaker 5: I'm hosting trivia.
- 30:47Speaker 4: I can't get buzzer beater.
- 30:48Speaker 6: I'm hosting trivia.
- 30:49Speaker 5: What were you doing in that last one?
- 30:51Speaker 4: I was telling a woman I cheated on her.
- 30:52Speaker 5: So that's not an item. Why would we guess you
- 30:55Speaker 5: were holding a secret? Is that what you were holding? Infidelity. Infidelity,
- 30:59Speaker 5: you were holding that.
- 31:00Speaker 3: Wow, this rocks.
- 31:00Speaker 6: Oh, my God, it was a secret. Guys, this is
- 31:02Speaker 6: so fun, but I actually have an announcement.
- 31:03Speaker 5: Layla. What's going on? Layla.
- 31:06Speaker 6: I am expecting.
- 31:10Speaker 2: What? What?
- 31:13Speaker 6: To start my trivia. It's time for bad bitch trivia.
- 31:19Speaker 6: Bitch don't kill my rights.
- 31:21Speaker 5: Bitch don't kill my rights.
- 31:22Speaker 6: Bitch don't kill my rights.
- 31:24Speaker 3: Okay.
- 31:24Speaker 5: Buzz in. Buzz.
- 31:27Speaker 4: Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
- 31:28Speaker 2: Yes.
- 31:29Speaker 5: How did you know?
- 31:30Speaker 6: Question number two.
- 31:32Speaker 10: This bad ass bitch kind of such. This bad ass
- 31:42Speaker 10: bitch Dresses in all black, but she's not a witch.
- 31:47Speaker 5: Yes. Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
- 31:48Speaker 2: Yes.
- 31:48Speaker 6: Ten points.
- 31:49Speaker 8: Ten points.
- 31:50Speaker 5: Okay.
- 31:50Speaker 6: Question number three, and be warned, this one is hard.
- 31:54Speaker 1: This badass bitch had so many rules to uphold.
- 32:02Speaker 5: Ding, ding, ding, ding.
- 32:03Speaker 6: Rules, rules.
- 32:04Speaker 5: Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
- 32:05Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- 32:08Speaker 1: This badass bitch rhymes.
- 32:11Speaker 2: All of your questions start with this badass bitch, don't they?
- 32:14Speaker 5: Well, it's badass bitch trivia.
- 32:15Speaker 2: Yes.
- 32:15Speaker 5: It's badass bitch trivia. It's bitch don't kill my rights.
- 32:17Speaker 6: What's the next one?
- 32:18Speaker 5: What's the next one?
- 32:19Speaker 1: This badass bitch wrote a lot of books, but her
- 32:25Speaker 1: name rhymes with rhyme them.
- 32:29Speaker 6: Name rhymes with rhyme them.
- 32:31Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
- 32:31Speaker 5: Gloria Steinem?
- 32:33Speaker 8: Yes!
- 32:33Speaker 7: She wrote a lot of books, but her name.
- 32:38Speaker 5: Her only downside?
- 32:39Speaker 11: Her name rhymes with something weird.
- 32:43Speaker 6: Okay, this one, and this one is for all the points.
- 32:47Speaker 2: Okay.
- 32:48Speaker 1: This badass bitch loved voting, but she also helped women
- 32:57Speaker 1: do it.
- 33:00Speaker 6: Loved voting, but also.
- 33:02Speaker 5: Helped women do.
- 33:06Speaker 2: It.
- 33:06Speaker 5: You've got to think about the question.
- 33:07Speaker 6: You've got to think about how I'm wording it.
- 33:08Speaker 5: Susan B. Anthony? Yes!
- 33:10Speaker 9: 20 points.
- 33:12Speaker 5: Whoa!
- 33:12Speaker 4: We can't stop until we get a buzzer beater.
- 33:15Speaker 6: Oh, okay, then I'll do a bonus round.
- 33:17Speaker 1: Okay.
- 33:18Speaker 5: Buzzer beater! Buzzer beater!
- 33:22Speaker 4: Buzzer beater!
- 33:24Speaker 5: Buzzer beater! Buzzer beater! Well, guys, I do have a question, actually.
- 33:38Speaker 2: Yeah. Which is, do you want to shout out some
- 33:40Speaker 2: of your favorite people that come to your trivia night?
- 33:43Speaker 5: That's such a good idea. Locals and favorites, like buddies.
- 33:46Speaker 2: We get to know these people because they make it
- 33:48Speaker 2: kind of part of their daily, weekly schedule.
- 33:52Speaker 3: That is such a good idea. I love Terry and Gary.
- 33:56Speaker 3: They are a married couple that love Disney so much.
- 33:59Speaker 3: They come every week and they win most of the time.
- 34:02Speaker 2: They fight absolutely. all the time about the answers, but gosh,
- 34:05Speaker 2: do they get the right questions. You stayed in their
- 34:07Speaker 2: house for a week in Palm Springs with them, didn't you?
- 34:08Speaker 5: It was awesome. It was awesome. A dream come true.
- 34:11Speaker 5: They had said, go to the pool whenever, whenever. Use
- 34:14Speaker 5: the steam room whenever, whenever. Get in the sauna. Get
- 34:17Speaker 5: in the sauna.
- 34:18Speaker 6: Get in the sauna.
- 34:19Speaker 5: Whenever.
- 34:20Speaker 4: Friendships that started trivia are friendships that are a lifetime.
- 34:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 34:23Speaker 5: That's awesome. So were they getting in the pool with you?
- 34:26Speaker 2: No.
- 34:27Speaker 5: Why would they do that? They were just like, get
- 34:28Speaker 5: in there whenever.
- 34:29Speaker 11: And then what did they do when you were in
- 34:31Speaker 11: the pool?
- 34:31Speaker 5: You know, watch, read and watch and watch and read.
- 34:34Speaker 5: Watch and read.
- 34:36Speaker 2: Interesting.
- 34:36Speaker 5: Watch my Disney movies.
- 34:38Speaker 3: It was awesome.
- 34:39Speaker 6: Interesting.
- 34:40Speaker 5: Yeah, it was awesome. I love Gary and Terry. They
- 34:43Speaker 5: freaking are legends of the game.
- 34:44Speaker 2: They.
- 34:45Speaker 5: We went to Disneyland the other day. It was so awesome.
- 34:47Speaker 5: They made me ride with them in the middle of
- 34:49Speaker 5: Haunted Mansion.
- 34:50Speaker 2: Whoa.
- 34:50Speaker 5: It was so cool. That's awesome, man. It's really great.
- 34:53Speaker 6: That's awesome. Can I ask, like, is there anything going on?
- 34:55Speaker 5: What do you mean?
- 34:57Speaker 6: Like, is there any kind of, like, vibe?
- 34:58Speaker 5: Yeah, friendship for sure.
- 35:00Speaker 6: Okay.
- 35:00Speaker 5: What kind of vibe?
- 35:01Speaker 11: I thought the Haunted Mansion seats were just two.
- 35:04Speaker 5: Yeah, but they stuffed me in. They stuffed me in
- 35:07Speaker 5: the middle. It was all good.
- 35:09Speaker 6: That's okay.
- 35:09Speaker 5: What kind of vibe were you guys talking about?
- 35:11Speaker 1: Well, it just seems like they enjoy you being there
- 35:15Speaker 1: in maybe a way that.
- 35:16Speaker 6: I guess three people can be friends.
- 35:19Speaker 5: Explain to me Disney terms.
- 35:21Speaker 1: Okay, so imagine... You might be able to understand this way.
- 35:26Speaker 7: Explain to me like I have Disney CTSD.
- 35:29Speaker 6: Imagine Aladdin and Jasmine, right?
- 35:31Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 35:32Speaker 6: So they're... I mean... Exactly. So they're on the carpet.
- 35:38Speaker 6: They're on the magic carpet.
- 35:39Speaker 1: And imagine Aladdin is like, you know what? I met
- 35:43Speaker 1: this friend at trivia. Can he come in the carpet
- 35:47Speaker 1: as well? And then it's Aladdin's friend. Let's call him John.
- 35:51Speaker 1: And he's in the middle.
- 35:53Speaker 5: And they... They're all having friend time? That sounds fine.
- 35:57Speaker 1: So they're all on the magic carpet experiencing a whole
- 35:59Speaker 1: new world together, like all three. Like they might be
- 36:02Speaker 1: falling in love.
- 36:04Speaker 5: All three of them?
- 36:05Speaker 6: All three of them.
- 36:06Speaker 5: Like, imagine, like, if Timon and Pumbaa. Yeah, I love them. Oh,
- 36:10Speaker 5: my God. If the only time they were. I can
- 36:12Speaker 5: see what's happening. They ain't got a clue. What? So, like, basically. So, basically, like.
- 36:20Speaker 5: And here's the bottom line.
- 36:22Speaker 2: They could watch Simba swim in the pool and then
- 36:25Speaker 2: kind of jerk each other off while they were doing that.
- 36:28Speaker 5: Because otherwise, if Simba's not around, they fight each other.
- 36:32Speaker 6: Yeah, that's more the energy.
- 36:34Speaker 4: I think that's a good one.
- 36:37Speaker 3: Not really seeing it because, of course, Simba would go
- 36:40Speaker 3: swimming a lot. I mean, there's a classic scene in
- 36:43Speaker 3: Lion King 1 1⁄2 where literally they're helping raise Simba.
- 36:47Speaker 5: Oxymoron, classic scene in Lion King 1 1⁄2.
- 36:49Speaker 9: Sorry.
- 36:51Speaker 6: Okay, this is a guy majoring in arts and letters.
- 36:54Speaker 6: This is a doctor.
- 36:57Speaker 5: That was catty as hell.
- 36:58Speaker 6: That was catty.
- 37:00Speaker 5: So catty.
- 37:01Speaker 2: I mean, I love my regulars. Of course, they only
- 37:05Speaker 2: go by their titles. We have the governor. We have
- 37:07Speaker 2: the doctor. We have the count. We have the duke.
- 37:10Speaker 5: Such a good crowd you get. They're so wonderful.
- 37:12Speaker 3: Wow.
- 37:13Speaker 2: I am begging them to buy beer at Jumbo's because
- 37:16Speaker 2: it's making my job hard. They get so many seltzers.
- 37:19Speaker 2: And the bar's.
- 37:21Speaker 5: Getting a little pissed.
- 37:22Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 37:22Speaker 3: Well, you can definitely tell who's there for trivia and
- 37:25Speaker 3: definitely tell who's there for jumbos.
- 37:26Speaker 6: And the two factions are not happy that the other
- 37:29Speaker 6: is there.
- 37:29Speaker 5: No, they're not loving it.
- 37:31Speaker 11: A good bar trivia host... dances with the bartender. It's
- 37:34Speaker 11: a delicate dance. And it's a back and forth. It's
- 37:38Speaker 11: making sure one and the other aren't taking over.
- 37:41Speaker 5: It's symbiotic. And we're grateful.
- 37:43Speaker 2: We tip your bartenders, please pay them, pay them. But
- 37:46Speaker 2: at the end of the day, you have to remember,
- 37:47Speaker 2: we are strangers to them and they do not like
- 37:49Speaker 2: us in their space. And very frequently, the setup that
- 37:53Speaker 2: they have to do to put a bartender trivia situation
- 37:56Speaker 2: in the middle of the bar ruins the layout of
- 37:58Speaker 2: the bar. So you kind of see these people that
- 38:00Speaker 2: have built these tracks, their footprints, it might as well
- 38:03Speaker 2: be like the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. These waiters
- 38:05Speaker 2: have these tracks they've been going, and all of a
- 38:07Speaker 2: sudden there's a table in their way. It's like when
- 38:09Speaker 2: you put your finger in the middle of an ant line.
- 38:11Speaker 2: These waiters are lost, they're scared, they're confused, and they
- 38:13Speaker 2: get hit.
- 38:14Speaker 11: But we bring the people. You can't make their problems,
- 38:17Speaker 11: we bring people.
- 38:18Speaker 5: We bring people.
- 38:19Speaker 6: Here's a bar trivia question.
- 38:20Speaker 4: The amount of kids I bring to bars.
- 38:21Speaker 6: Never mind.
- 38:22Speaker 5: Sorry, don't go.
- 38:23Speaker 6: No, sorry, I said it way too quietly.
- 38:25Speaker 9: No, I wanted to hear it.
- 38:27Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
- 38:28Speaker 5: You can say it. Layla.
- 38:29Speaker 6: No, I'm sorry.
- 38:30Speaker 5: No, Layla.
- 38:31Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
- 38:31Speaker 5: Layla, what's going on?
- 38:32Speaker 6: No, I'm sorry.
- 38:33Speaker 5: You're a badass bitch.
- 38:35Speaker 1: I just feel like I took up space and I
- 38:36Speaker 1: interrupted you, and that's not being a badass bitch.
- 38:38Speaker 5: You are a badass bitch.
- 38:39Speaker 2: Layla.
- 38:39Speaker 5: You're literally my favorite badass bitch. What?
- 38:43Speaker 4: What?
- 38:44Speaker 5: What?
- 38:44Speaker 3: What?
- 38:45Speaker 5: What? What? Why is Salmo getting all ooh-ooh over there?
- 38:48Speaker 4: He's getting all ooh-ooh.
- 38:49Speaker 5: I wish I could tell her, but I can't.
- 38:51Speaker 6: Wait, why is he? Wait, all of a sudden.
- 38:53Speaker 5: Shoot him.
- 38:54Speaker 4: All of a sudden, you're becoming one of those claymation people.
- 38:57Speaker 2: Doing what?
- 38:58Speaker 5: Why are you doing all that? I wish I could
- 39:00Speaker 5: tell her. I can't.
- 39:01Speaker 6: This is like you're posing. You're posing.
- 39:04Speaker 5: What are you doing? She'll never know.
- 39:05Speaker 4: You're doing some stupid thing.
- 39:07Speaker 5: What are you doing? What am I doing? This is
- 39:10Speaker 5: acting like he's in an anime. I've seen this. No,
- 39:13Speaker 5: I'm not.
- 39:13Speaker 3: I just have something in my heart that I wish
- 39:16Speaker 3: I could tell my friend, but I can't.
- 39:19Speaker 6: This is crazy. You're being crazy.
- 39:20Speaker 5: And you're a badass bitch and don't let anybody else
- 39:23Speaker 5: tell you that.
- 39:23Speaker 1: Guys, this is like the best group of people in
- 39:27Speaker 1: the world.
- 39:28Speaker 11: Literally, think of a better group of people quick three
- 39:31Speaker 11: two one i'll give you a million.
- 39:35Speaker 6: Okay those all would qualify.
- 39:36Speaker 3: Okay what was your question though oh my question was
- 39:43Speaker 3: What do you guys do about cheaters?
- 39:46Speaker 5: No. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God.
- 39:48Speaker 1: What do you do when it's clear? A, like, how
- 39:51Speaker 1: do you spot somebody who is clearly.
- 39:54Speaker 4: On their phone?
- 39:55Speaker 2: Yes.
- 39:55Speaker 5: AI has genuinely made bar trivia a lot harder.
- 39:59Speaker 9: Google Gemini wants bar trivia done.
- 40:01Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 40:01Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 40:02Speaker 5: It's... It's not the fun, guys. It's like if you
- 40:05Speaker 5: came to win, then that's not the point.
- 40:08Speaker 4: We're supposed to be having fun.
- 40:10Speaker 2: And what's fun for everyone that goes to bar trivia
- 40:13Speaker 2: is inherently feeling better than everyone else. And so if
- 40:17Speaker 2: you use computers and stuff, it kind of really is
- 40:20Speaker 2: the fun.
- 40:20Speaker 5: Just not the vibe.
- 40:21Speaker 6: It's not really the vibe.
- 40:23Speaker 3: If you're winning with computers, why are you even showing up?
- 40:26Speaker 3: Just go home and search some questions or something like that.
- 40:28Speaker 5: It's not the spirit.
- 40:29Speaker 4: You should just give them my speech and then I'm done.
- 40:30Speaker 5: What's your speech?
- 40:32Speaker 2: Get up!
- 40:34Speaker 5: Get the fuck out! And I was wondering, can I ask,
- 40:39Speaker 5: how are they cheating in charades?
- 40:41Speaker 4: I can tell.
- 40:41Speaker 5: You can tell.
- 40:45Speaker 6: You can tell.
- 40:45Speaker 5: You can tell? What are they doing? I can tell.
- 40:48Speaker 4: Filming you?
- 40:48Speaker 9: I can tell that they look over my shoulder. Or
- 40:52Speaker 9: I walk in, sometimes they push me down to the ground,
- 40:54Speaker 9: they take my bag, and they find the answer.
- 40:56Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
- 40:58Speaker 6: So they're like assaulting.
- 40:59Speaker 5: And robbing you.
- 41:00Speaker 2: Get out!
- 41:03Speaker 5: And then, you know, probably for you, the meta glasses
- 41:05Speaker 5: has been really hard.
- 41:06Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
- 41:07Speaker 11: The amount of times I'm doing a full dance routine
- 41:11Speaker 11: trying to describe, like, I don't know, Forrest Gump.
- 41:15Speaker 4: And somebody in meta glasses goes, Forrest Gump.
- 41:18Speaker 5: It takes a photo?
- 41:20Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 41:21Speaker 4: And then out of context, I look like an idiot online.
- 41:23Speaker 5: That's the worst, dude.
- 41:24Speaker 6: That's the worst. Oh, I hate that for you. Oh, God,
- 41:29Speaker 6: I'm pissed.
- 41:34Speaker 4: That was fun, wasn't it?
- 41:35Speaker 5: Hopefully.
- 41:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
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- 41:38Speaker 9: with us, and we talk about the episode, and we
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- 42:01Speaker 9: you could tell us what to order each other for coffee.
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- 42:07Speaker 5: There's a lot of internal stuff going on there.
- 42:09Speaker 2: You're going to have to kind of wade through probably
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- 42:21Speaker 5: We're never going to use that.
- 42:22Speaker 11: What else are your guys' biggest pet peeves when you're
- 42:27Speaker 11: doing the job?
- 42:29Speaker 3: When somebody comes in to bash Disney, like when they
- 42:31Speaker 3: don't get what it's about, like the life, it just
- 42:34Speaker 3: pisses me off. Like a lot of these people that
- 42:36Speaker 3: are just Marvel people, I'm like, Oh, yeah.
- 42:42Speaker 2: It's so much more than that. That's how I feel
- 42:44Speaker 2: about Da Vinci heads. I'm like, have you heard of Michelangelo?
- 42:48Speaker 2: It's like there's so much more to it. There's so
- 42:51Speaker 2: much more.
- 42:51Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. It's like, get out of your
- 42:53Speaker 3: narrow lane. People get really upset when I stop asking
- 42:57Speaker 3: Marvel and start asking Disney. And these guys are like,
- 43:00Speaker 3: more Marvel, more Marvel.
- 43:02Speaker 5: And I'm like, bro.
- 43:03Speaker 4: And it's happened with Star Wars too.
- 43:04Speaker 5: This happens all the time now with Star Wars. And
- 43:07Speaker 5: I'm like, bro.
- 43:08Speaker 1: Do you ever feel the pressure that you as a
- 43:10Speaker 1: Disney host have such a big tent now that you
- 43:12Speaker 1: can't really please everybody?
- 43:13Speaker 5: It's impossible.
- 43:15Speaker 2: If Disney buys one more IP, I'm going to do
- 43:19Speaker 2: something crazy. I'm going to do something really bad and crazy.
- 43:23Speaker 4: They should hear that.
- 43:23Speaker 6: It's a lot of stuff for you to work on.
- 43:25Speaker 6: It's a lot of stuff for you to know.
- 43:27Speaker 1: And I just like, don't want you to share like,
- 43:30Speaker 1: That's so sad that you have to carry that load.
- 43:33Speaker 2: How has this affected your relationships with other human beings
- 43:35Speaker 2: and people and love interests?
- 43:38Speaker 1: Um.
- 43:41Speaker 6: Oh, you're talking about people we talk to outside of trivia?
- 43:44Speaker 2: Yeah, like people when you talk to them, you're not
- 43:46Speaker 2: trying to get them to know something or see if
- 43:48Speaker 2: they know something.
- 43:50Speaker 6: Just kind of communicate with people. Yeah, I'm sorry.
- 43:53Speaker 1: I'm trying to like, because I know there are. I'm
- 43:56Speaker 1: just trying to, I'm racking my brain for people I'm
- 43:58Speaker 1: talking to outside of trivia.
- 43:59Speaker 5: Like, I guess waiters? Oh, waiters.
- 44:04Speaker 1: I mean, that's always a tough one because sometimes they're like,
- 44:07Speaker 1: You're like, where did this lasagna come from?
- 44:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 44:10Speaker 6: And they're like, probably Italy. And then you're like, wrong, actually.
- 44:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 44:15Speaker 5: Literally.
- 44:15Speaker 6: And then you hit them with it.
- 44:17Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 44:17Speaker 11: Sometimes I'm like, I'm trying to make you hit it
- 44:19Speaker 11: with the correct answer.
- 44:21Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 44:21Speaker 5: You're trying to let you out.
- 44:22Speaker 4: So I'm going to act out what I'm ordering. And
- 44:26Speaker 4: they get annoyed.
- 44:27Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 44:27Speaker 4: And I'm like, I'm trying to give you some fun.
- 44:29Speaker 4: I'm trying to tip you.
- 44:30Speaker 5: Can you act out what you just ordered recently and
- 44:32Speaker 5: see if we can guess it?
- 44:36Speaker 2: Food.
- 44:36Speaker 5: Corn.
- 44:37Speaker 6: No, two words.
- 44:39Speaker 5: Food, two words. I didn't know that this was the
- 44:41Speaker 5: charade set for food. One word. Two words. First word. Okay. Coffee. Ambivalent. Scared.
- 44:52Speaker 6: Scared.
- 44:52Speaker 5: Boys. What are you going to do?
- 44:54Speaker 6: Second word.
- 44:55Speaker 5: We didn't get the first one. Banana boat.
- 44:57Speaker 6: Ice cream sundae.
- 44:58Speaker 5: Crescent. Crescent.
- 45:02Speaker 4: Salad.
- 45:03Speaker 5: Circle.
- 45:04Speaker 6: They really are.
- 45:06Speaker 5: Nachos? Bowl nachos? First word. First word. Back to the
- 45:10Speaker 5: first word. Tiny. Tiny. Little.
- 45:12Speaker 2: Rice.
- 45:12Speaker 5: Little spaghetti. Little raviolis.
- 45:14Speaker 6: Eat.
- 45:14Speaker 5: Crunchy.
- 45:14Speaker 6: Eat crunchy.
- 45:16Speaker 5: Potato.
- 45:16Speaker 4: I'm shutting down.
- 45:18Speaker 5: Okay, what was it? Oh, buzzer meaner.
- 45:22Speaker 4: Is it acai bowl?
- 45:24Speaker 5: Acai bowl? Acai bowl. So your act out for acai was.
- 45:33Speaker 6: Hey, what word was this? What word was?
- 45:35Speaker 4: It was like acai.
- 45:38Speaker 5: Acai!
- 45:40Speaker 9: I genuinely try to do charades for acai bowl.
- 45:44Speaker 5: Acai bowl? You could have picked any, I guess this
- 45:46Speaker 5: is what you ate recently.
- 45:47Speaker 6: Yeah, you didn't want to lie.
- 45:49Speaker 5: But try to do it, it's really hard. Okay, okay,
- 45:50Speaker 5: I'll go.
- 45:51Speaker 2: Ready?
- 45:53Speaker 5: Two words. First word. Everything.
- 45:57Speaker 6: Two words.
- 45:59Speaker 2: Everything?
- 45:59Speaker 5: Everything bagel? Okay.
- 46:01Speaker 6: Okay, banana, banana, and that's in the... Okay, banana, and
- 46:04Speaker 6: that's in the bowl.
- 46:05Speaker 5: In the bowl.
- 46:05Speaker 2: Yep.
- 46:06Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 46:06Speaker 5: Scoop it. Acai bowl. Scoop.
- 46:08Speaker 4: See, but you guys know what acai is.
- 46:10Speaker 5: It was so much easier that time.
- 46:13Speaker 4: Why is it easier that time?
- 46:15Speaker 6: It's so much easier.
- 46:15Speaker 5: It's not fair.
- 46:16Speaker 6: That, if I had one note for charades, knowing what
- 46:19Speaker 6: it is going on makes it.
- 46:19Speaker 5: A lot more fun.
- 46:21Speaker 6: Maybe I should do that.
- 46:22Speaker 5: You should tell me what you're doing.
- 46:23Speaker 4: Maybe that's why people push me down to get the list.
- 46:25Speaker 5: Yeah, you should tell me what you're doing.
- 46:27Speaker 1: Guys, this is the Best time of our lives. Layla,
- 46:35Speaker 1: I literally couldn't agree more. Do you guys ever feel
- 46:38Speaker 1: like that?
- 46:38Speaker 5: Can I ask a genuine question about hosting?
- 46:40Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 46:41Speaker 2: Do you guys ever get the two-thirds slump when you
- 46:44Speaker 2: just get so tired?
- 46:47Speaker 5: Two-thirds?
- 46:47Speaker 4: Two-thirds.
- 46:48Speaker 6: Two-thirds of the way through hosting.
- 46:49Speaker 2: Two-thirds of the way through hosting. You just go like,
- 46:52Speaker 2: all right, guys, I'm going to play some songs. Name
- 46:55Speaker 2: the music or something like that.
- 46:56Speaker 5: And you just go. You just go and name it.
- 46:58Speaker 2: Sometimes you just go, yeah, we're doing a song challenge.
- 47:01Speaker 2: We're doing an image challenge. I don't want to speak
- 47:03Speaker 2: right now. I don't want to speak right now. It's
- 47:04Speaker 2: going to be quiet time in your groups. Please no talking.
- 47:07Speaker 4: Have you guys ever played a movie?
- 47:09Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 47:10Speaker 9: I'll play a movie and I'll say, guess the movie.
- 47:13Speaker 6: You play the movie and.
- 47:15Speaker 5: Then guess the movie.
- 47:16Speaker 6: And you have to think of the title of the movie.
- 47:18Speaker 11: Fast forward past the movie title and I'll be like,
- 47:20Speaker 11: guess the movie.
- 47:21Speaker 5: You fast forward. So you don't, you close your eyes,
- 47:23Speaker 5: fast forward past the title and then you go. Open
- 47:26Speaker 5: your eyes, guess the movie.
- 47:27Speaker 9: They watch the whole movie and then at the end,
- 47:28Speaker 9: the first person to guess the movie wins.
- 47:30Speaker 5: So you can't answer until credits roll?
- 47:33Speaker 1: When I get really bored, I just start saying guess
- 47:35Speaker 1: the job and I point at different.
- 47:37Speaker 6: People in the restaurant.
- 47:37Speaker 5: That's good.
- 47:40Speaker 6: Yeah, if there's like a girl bartender, then it's like bartender,
- 47:42Speaker 6: you know what I mean?
- 47:43Speaker 5: I get subjective too.
- 47:44Speaker 2: Well, I'll show a painting or a sculpture or something
- 47:47Speaker 2: from Rembrandt or whatever and then I'll just be like,
- 47:50Speaker 2: What's their deal? And then I'll just kind of see
- 47:52Speaker 2: what they say.
- 47:53Speaker 4: Wait, these are fun.
- 47:54Speaker 5: These are really fun.
- 47:55Speaker 2: But I want to remind you guys, just from what
- 47:57Speaker 2: I've learned from my doctorate and PhD in arts and letters,
- 48:02Speaker 2: you couldn't get the Renaissance without the Middle Ages, right?
- 48:06Speaker 2: We were coming out of something, the Enlightenment period. So
- 48:10Speaker 2: this two-thirds period, that's the Middle Ages.
- 48:12Speaker 5: It's the dark. The nothing.
- 48:14Speaker 4: The dark before the dawn.
- 48:15Speaker 5: The darkness, the dark before the dawn.
- 48:16Speaker 2: So you need that because your finale, the big ones,
- 48:19Speaker 2: we always, I know we.
- 48:21Speaker 5: Have a slack just for the finale questions because we.
- 48:23Speaker 6: Build these bangers.
- 48:25Speaker 5: They're always worth more points.
- 48:26Speaker 2: Yes.
- 48:27Speaker 5: There's always 10 answers.
- 48:28Speaker 6: There's always big things. And there's always so, like they're
- 48:31Speaker 6: long paragraphs.
- 48:32Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
- 48:33Speaker 1: And there's kind of red herrings within the paragraph that
- 48:36Speaker 1: are like, it's actually not about that at all. You're
- 48:39Speaker 1: focusing on the wrong thing.
- 48:40Speaker 3: And mine get really, like all of a sudden it
- 48:42Speaker 3: gets the hardest question you could ever answer.
- 48:46Speaker 4: Yeah, and sometimes I like to do it right when
- 48:47Speaker 4: the food comes out.
- 48:48Speaker 5: Yes, exactly.
- 48:49Speaker 4: Because then it makes them really distracted.
- 48:50Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
- 48:51Speaker 3: Like one I did was, oh my gosh, freedom reigns.
- 48:55Speaker 3: Here we go yet again. This world leader wore a
- 48:59Speaker 3: Mickey Mouse hat in 1992.
- 49:02Speaker 2: Whoa.
- 49:02Speaker 5: And it's for all the points. And if they don't
- 49:04Speaker 5: get it, it's game over. George H.W.
- 49:07Speaker 2: Bush?
- 49:07Speaker 5: No, you're wrong. You lost all your points.
- 49:12Speaker 6: Okay.
- 49:12Speaker 5: World leader.
- 49:13Speaker 6: Is it George Bush?
- 49:17Speaker 2: No.
- 49:17Speaker 5: No, no, no.
- 49:18Speaker 6: Gerald Ford?
- 49:19Speaker 5: No, you're wrong. You just lost all your points.
- 49:21Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.
- 49:22Speaker 2: Wow.
- 49:23Speaker 5: Can you repeat the question? I don't. I can't. It
- 49:27Speaker 5: was a politician that wore a Mickey hat in 1992.
- 49:29Speaker 5: Bill Clinton. No, you're wrong. You lost all your points.
- 49:33Speaker 5: It was Nelson freaking Mandela. Okay.
- 49:35Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh.
- 49:37Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
- 49:38Speaker 5: Keyword, let freedom reign. Keyword, world leader.
- 49:40Speaker 3: Then you should have thought outside of your American-centric brain
- 49:43Speaker 3: and thought in another country.
- 49:44Speaker 4: It's actually nice you have Disney-ish questions.
- 49:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 49:47Speaker 5: It's not all Disney. Sometimes when I get pissed off,
- 49:50Speaker 5: I go, name.
- 49:52Speaker 2: Renaissance used a lot of colors.
- 49:53Speaker 5: Name as many colors as you can. That's hard.
- 49:55Speaker 2: And watch these guys scramble, write 150, 200, 300.
- 49:59Speaker 5: Colors as much as they can write. It's really fun.
- 50:01Speaker 5: We had someone from Pantone there. He wrote 900 colors.
- 50:04Speaker 5: No way.
- 50:04Speaker 6: That's so cool.
- 50:05Speaker 2: Whoa. I had someone from Pantone come to my trivia night.
- 50:09Speaker 5: Dude, what?
- 50:10Speaker 2: Wait.
- 50:10Speaker 6: Okay, guys, because we do trivia in Hollywood.
- 50:13Speaker 4: Most famous person to come.
- 50:14Speaker 6: Yeah, most famous person to come.
- 50:15Speaker 5: That's such a good question.
- 50:16Speaker 6: Okay, I had.
- 50:18Speaker 1: Not to brag, I had.
- 50:23Speaker 4: Are you thinking of the person?
- 50:27Speaker 6: I had.
- 50:29Speaker 6: Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Oh, no, you did not.
- 50:32Speaker 5: She died.
- 50:33Speaker 3: She died.
- 50:33Speaker 5: Was it a drag queen? I'm sorry.
- 50:37Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
- 50:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 50:38Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 50:39Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 50:40Speaker 1: It was a drag queen named Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
- 50:42Speaker 5: When she giggles like that. Oh, my gosh. I could tell.
- 50:45Speaker 6: What?
- 50:46Speaker 4: It's happening again.
- 50:46Speaker 8: Wait.
- 50:47Speaker 5: Wait.
- 50:48Speaker 6: Guys, I have a trivia question for you. Maybe because
- 50:50Speaker 6: I'm feeling sentimental.
- 50:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 50:53Speaker 5: It's about us.
- 50:54Speaker 6: It's us-themed trivia.
- 50:55Speaker 2: No.
- 50:56Speaker 5: Layla!
- 50:57Speaker 6: It's us-themed trivia.
- 50:58Speaker 2: You Layla!
- 50:59Speaker 5: Trivia about us?
- 51:00Speaker 1: I wrote some trivia about us. Who is the doctor
- 51:04Speaker 1: who will always pick you up from the airport when
- 51:07Speaker 1: you're in a bind?
- 51:10Speaker 5: Doctor?
- 51:13Speaker 2: Ding, ding, ding.
- 51:14Speaker 5: You. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're a doctor. I'm a doctor
- 51:19Speaker 5: of arts and letters. Close. A candidate. Okay.
- 51:23Speaker 1: Who is the mime who will always be a shoulder
- 51:28Speaker 1: to cry on?
- 51:29Speaker 2: Me.
- 51:30Speaker 5: Robitussin. Robitussin Tessa. Yes, it's Robitussin.
- 51:34Speaker 4: Robitussin Tessa.
- 51:36Speaker 1: Who is the guy who knows everything about Disney and
- 51:44Speaker 1: knows how to make me giggle loud as heck.
- 51:51Speaker 5: This might be the moment they fall in love with
- 51:53Speaker 5: each other.
- 51:53Speaker 9: So, at Trivia, I've always wanted to say, there's always
- 51:56Speaker 9: a will-they-won't-they couple. And I feel like they're the be-all,
- 51:59Speaker 9: end-all Trivia will-they-won't-they.
- 52:02Speaker 5: Who is it?
- 52:04Speaker 4: You have to guess.
- 52:05Speaker 5: Who is it, though?
- 52:05Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 52:06Speaker 5: You have to guess. I don't know who it is, though.
- 52:09Speaker 6: You have to guess.
- 52:10Speaker 5: Who is it?
- 52:12Speaker 6: Think about it.
- 52:13Speaker 1: I already wrote a question for him and for her.
- 52:17Speaker 1: And I can't be the answer to a question.
- 52:20Speaker 6: Because I wrote the questions.
- 52:22Speaker 5: And is it somebody in the room?
- 52:24Speaker 4: How is he not getting it?
- 52:26Speaker 5: And he is so clearly in love with her. He's
- 52:28Speaker 5: doing all that ooh bullshit. Who could it be? I'm stumped.
- 52:33Speaker 6: Okay, maybe I'll put it in a different way.
- 52:36Speaker 5: Salmo! Salmo!
- 52:39Speaker 4: Salmo!
- 52:40Speaker 2: Who?
- 52:42Speaker 5: Who is the girl? Wait a second. Wait a second.
- 52:48Speaker 5: Is this question about me?
- 52:55Speaker 3: Layla, will you make me the happiest man alive and
- 52:59Speaker 3: marry me right now?
- 53:01Speaker 5: I bought a ring three years ago the first night
- 53:03Speaker 5: I met you. No.
- 53:04Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:04Speaker 6: Three nights ago?
- 53:05Speaker 5: It's Mickey and Minnie kissing. Three years ago?
- 53:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:08Speaker 5: Mickey and Minnie kissing. Oh, my God.
- 53:10Speaker 4: It's Mickey and Minnie kissing.
- 53:12Speaker 5: She said, ah! She said, ah!
- 53:17Speaker 6: Sha-la-la-la-la-la.
- 53:19Speaker 5: Don't be shy. Oh, my God.
- 53:22Speaker 6: Kiss the girl. This is amazing.
- 53:24Speaker 1: I'm going to tell Palantir to fund the wedding.
- 53:29Speaker 2: Yes.
- 53:30Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh. Disney Palantir wedding. Disney Palantir Hawaii wedding.
- 53:34Speaker 7: Disney wedding sponsored by Palantir Hawaii.
- 53:37Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
- 53:38Speaker 5: Disney wedding sponsored by Palantir.
- 53:40Speaker 6: I've never heard anything better. Disney wedding sponsored by Palantir.
- 53:44Speaker 6: You guys are all insane.
- 53:46Speaker 7: You know who's catering?
- 53:49Speaker 5: Spence! And don't book a band. I can play the liar.
- 53:57Speaker 2: Now that's why we call it show business. Live from
- 54:03Speaker 2: the beautiful Dynasty Typewriter.
- 54:06Speaker 5: Our very own trivia bar. Yeah, absolutely.
- 54:09Speaker 4: Guys, go to our Patreon.
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- 54:15Speaker 5: And we're going to reveal how this episode almost didn't happen.
- 54:18Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much.
- 54:20Speaker 1: Bye!
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