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- 0:00Speaker 1: M Hi, everybody, Chuck here, Welcome to Stuff you Should
- 0:03Speaker 1: Know selects. Every week, as you know, we pick out
- 0:06Speaker 1: curated episodes that were some of our favorites, and this
- 0:09Speaker 1: week I'm gonna go with Prisons Colon Not as Fun
- 0:13Speaker 1: as you think. This is from August twelve, two ten,
- 0:16Speaker 1: and quite frankly, this could have been probably a two
- 0:19Speaker 1: part episode. We may follow up at some point, but
- 0:22Speaker 1: it's a really good, honest look at prisons in the
- 0:26Speaker 1: United States and uh, just sort of the state of things.
- 0:31Speaker 1: And it was very eye opening for me and Josh
- 0:33Speaker 1: I remember, and it's got a good title to boot
- 0:36Speaker 1: courtesy of Mr Josh Clark. So here we go with
- 0:38Speaker 1: Prisons Colon Not as Fun as you think. Welcome to
- 0:51Speaker 1: Stuff you Should Know from House Stuff Works dot Com. Hey,
- 1:00Speaker 1: and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark with me
- 1:03Speaker 1: as always as Charles W. Chuck Bryant as if you're surprised, Uh,
- 1:07Speaker 1: and that makes this stuff you should know, right, Chuck, Yes,
- 1:10Speaker 1: we are here, Josh, and uh can we talk about prisons? Now?
- 1:14Speaker 1: We can talk about prisons. Remember in the Presidential Pardons episode,
- 1:18Speaker 1: I was talking about how people have been calling for
- 1:20Speaker 1: President Obama to reduced to basically issue a blanket pardon
- 1:24Speaker 1: for people who are convicted under the mandatory minimums for
- 1:27Speaker 1: crack where there's a huge disparity, and I said it
- 1:30Speaker 1: was like five to one. It's actually it was I think, um,
- 1:32Speaker 1: a hundred and eighty to one disparity. Right, boy, Well
- 1:37Speaker 1: he did it like pretty much as we were recording
- 1:40Speaker 1: that he signed this law or Congress was passing this
- 1:44Speaker 1: law that reduced the mandatory minimum and basically in effect
- 1:49Speaker 1: overturned the sentences of first time offenders who are convicted
- 1:53Speaker 1: and we're given these five years and anybody who was
- 1:56Speaker 1: convicted under the old mandatory minimum laws. So there's gonna
- 1:59Speaker 1: be a lot of people coming out of prison looking
- 2:01Speaker 1: for crag. Well that's one argument that's not very fair
- 2:05Speaker 1: to say. No, it's not, But I mean, isn't that
- 2:07Speaker 1: kind of the the way that Americans and probably people
- 2:11Speaker 1: in general view prisoners. It's like, you did something wrong,
- 2:13Speaker 1: so you deserve to be where you are. But that's
- 2:15Speaker 1: without having any real concept of what prison is like.
- 2:21Speaker 1: I mean, I know I don't want to be in prison.
- 2:23Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the movie An Innocent Man? Remember
- 2:25Speaker 1: we talked about that Tom Sellick, very scary scene. That
- 2:30Speaker 1: was it for me. I was like, I don't ever
- 2:32Speaker 1: want to go to prison ever. Um. But that's about
- 2:35Speaker 1: all I knew about it until we started researching for
- 2:38Speaker 1: this very robust podcast on how prison works. So chuck, um,
- 2:45Speaker 1: I guess apparently when this article was written by Grabanowski,
- 2:49Speaker 1: it was I think two thousand five is short. That
- 2:52Speaker 1: was the latest stats he had, and it said he
- 2:54Speaker 1: said that there were like more than two million people
- 2:56Speaker 1: in prison, right, and it's actually decreased. Yeah, I've got
- 3:00Speaker 1: one point six million at the end of oh nine.
- 3:02Speaker 1: But when I look at these stats there, they're all
- 3:06Speaker 1: kinds of stats. Um. You know, one in thirty one
- 3:09Speaker 1: adults is in the correction system, but that includes jail, prison, probation,
- 3:13Speaker 1: and supervision. So they narrowed that down to only in prison.
- 3:17Speaker 1: One and every one hundred Americans is in prison. I know.
- 3:21Speaker 1: And that crazy. Did you see what fair state top
- 3:24Speaker 1: the list for the most number of adults in prison?
- 3:27Speaker 1: That's right, Georgia, Georgia one in thirteen people, one in
- 3:30Speaker 1: thirteen adults, and Georgia's in the correctional system. That's crazy. Yeah,
- 3:34Speaker 1: we live in a state of criminals either that or
- 3:37Speaker 1: some like a real police state one of the two. Uh. Yeah,
- 3:41Speaker 1: I'm not gonna comment on that. It's a chuck. We
- 3:43Speaker 1: should probably calm down. Let's settle down here. Let's talk
- 3:46Speaker 1: about prison. Prison is a deterrent, it's a punishment, and
- 3:51Speaker 1: it's hopefully there's increasingly it's becoming a place of reform
- 3:54Speaker 1: and rehabilitation. And we'll talk about that a little bit. Um.
- 3:58Speaker 1: But in the US, there's pretty much three three types
- 4:04Speaker 1: of security levels for prison, right, Yeah, with one extra
- 4:08Speaker 1: little added measure that we'll talk about. It's a big
- 4:10Speaker 1: extra though. Yeah, you got a minimum, you've got medium,
- 4:14Speaker 1: and you've got of course everyone's favorite maximum security prisons
- 4:18Speaker 1: and uh minimums security prison. We we're mainly going to
- 4:22Speaker 1: cover maximum because that's really the most interesting. Even though
- 4:24Speaker 1: I think they said like only or in max is
- 4:27Speaker 1: that right? Well, according to the two thousand five stats,
- 4:32Speaker 1: but um minimum is more like like a college campus,
- 4:35Speaker 1: that kind of thing. It's like that weekend that you
- 4:37Speaker 1: did orientation at the college you eventually went to. I
- 4:40Speaker 1: would think that's likeum security prison, right, Uh. And that's
- 4:44Speaker 1: definitely non violent offenders with pretty clean criminal records or
- 4:49Speaker 1: maybe you've served time in a medium and you were
- 4:51Speaker 1: really good, and they were like, yeah, let's bump this
- 4:53Speaker 1: dude down to maximum or minimum. Yeah, right, right, then
- 4:57Speaker 1: you've got medium. And that's the one that actually you
- 4:59Speaker 1: you would see most um on like television shows or something,
- 5:04Speaker 1: people think that's maximum. But when you see prisoners able
- 5:07Speaker 1: to like move around and play cards and stuff like that,
- 5:09Speaker 1: that's generally medium from what I understand. Right. Yeah, they
- 5:12Speaker 1: have like dorm room style accommodations a lot of times
- 5:15Speaker 1: with you know, eight or ten guys to a room. Um,
- 5:18Speaker 1: and like you said, the little social day rooms where
- 5:20Speaker 1: they hang out and trade cigarettes and like on oz. Yeah, exactly,
- 5:24Speaker 1: do horrific things to when they We'll get to that too. Uh.
- 5:28Speaker 1: And then of course the grandaddy of them all is
- 5:30Speaker 1: the maximum security prison. These are the violent offenders, guys
- 5:36Speaker 1: that have escaped or tried to escape. We're gonna say
- 5:38Speaker 1: guys a lot. Yes. I think less than ten percent
- 5:41Speaker 1: of the prison population is female. So it's not like
- 5:44Speaker 1: we're not trying to give the ladies their due. We
- 5:46Speaker 1: know you can do awful things as well. It's so
- 5:48Speaker 1: props to you, but we're gonna say dudes a lot. Well,
- 5:51Speaker 1: there's and then there's a subcategory that it was pretty rare. Um.
- 5:56Speaker 1: That came about in nine at the maximum security prison
- 6:01Speaker 1: in um Marian, Illinois I think not Juliet Marian, right um.
- 6:07Speaker 1: Two guards were murdered in two separate incidents on the
- 6:10Speaker 1: same day and the prison went into lockdown, which bad coincidence.
- 6:14Speaker 1: Is that what they called it, and that's what I
- 6:16Speaker 1: call it. The prison went into lockdown, which is where
- 6:19Speaker 1: you're in your cell all day, you can't move around,
- 6:22Speaker 1: you can't do anything, you have no freedom of movement. Um.
- 6:25Speaker 1: And it remained in that state ever since. So it
- 6:28Speaker 1: basically gave birth to the super max prison, right uh.
- 6:32Speaker 1: And since then a lot of prisons have been opened
- 6:35Speaker 1: as super max prisons. They're in a state of lockdown.
- 6:38Speaker 1: And if it sounds a bit familiar, basically the entire
- 6:41Speaker 1: prison is a series of solitary confinements there the whole. Yeah,
- 6:45Speaker 1: they call it officially, it's called Security Housing Unit and
- 6:48Speaker 1: s h U, but everyone calls it the whole, just
- 6:51Speaker 1: like in the movies. And as far as prisons go,
- 6:53Speaker 1: solitary confinement and then especially super max is extremely controversial,
- 6:58Speaker 1: right um Uh. Solitary confinement originally was created in eighteen
- 7:03Speaker 1: thirty by a warden and a prison in Pennsylvania, with
- 7:07Speaker 1: the lofty goal of giving a convict nothing but time
- 7:11Speaker 1: to contemplate what he'd done, the bad thing that he'd done.
- 7:15Speaker 1: I think anything that was supposed in eighteen thirty is
- 7:18Speaker 1: a good way to punish people. You might want to
- 7:20Speaker 1: review that notion again here. And so, yeah, they basically
- 7:24Speaker 1: found out that actually these are they don't sit around
- 7:28Speaker 1: and think about all the bad they've done. They kind
- 7:30Speaker 1: of go nuts, and not just kind of go nuts,
- 7:32Speaker 1: they go clinically insane as anybody would, right, or they
- 7:35Speaker 1: go in sort of insane, and they really go off
- 7:38Speaker 1: the deep end. Right because prison has also and still
- 7:40Speaker 1: remains used to Um, how is the mentally ill at
- 7:44Speaker 1: times not as much or as overtly as before, but
- 7:47Speaker 1: still you find the insane in prisons, right. Um. The
- 7:51Speaker 1: other problem with a super max facility, besides the fact
- 7:54Speaker 1: that it amounts to torture, psychological or otherwise, is that, um,
- 8:00Speaker 1: these things, these places are reserved for the worst of
- 8:03Speaker 1: the worst, supposedly, and in any given state there's a
- 8:07Speaker 1: couple maybe the worst of the worst, But a super
- 8:10Speaker 1: max prison may have a couple hundred cells. Yeah, you
- 8:13Speaker 1: gotta fill the cells somehow, So you have relatively minor
- 8:18Speaker 1: offenses or convicts, um going into super max prisons killing
- 8:24Speaker 1: themselves in a really horrible way. Yeah, this is a
- 8:26Speaker 1: big build up in the nineties. I think they said
- 8:28Speaker 1: by the end of the decade and of the nineties
- 8:31Speaker 1: that um, thirty different states had a super max prison.
- 8:36Speaker 1: And you said that each state only has a handful
- 8:38Speaker 1: of dudes that even qualify. So, like you said, they
- 8:40Speaker 1: get put in there, they kind of go through a
- 8:42Speaker 1: zookosis of sorts, like weird behavior like the bears walking
- 8:47Speaker 1: in circles. Um, except way way worse, way, way worse.
- 8:50Speaker 1: This one guy in Wisconsin, he was a sixteen year
- 8:53Speaker 1: old car thief. Another guy, twenty year old David Tracy,
- 8:58Speaker 1: hanged himself in a Virginia super max and he was
- 9:00Speaker 1: nineteen and he had been there for two and a
- 9:02Speaker 1: half years for selling drugs. No, he'd been there for
- 9:04Speaker 1: a year and he had a two and a half
- 9:06Speaker 1: year sentence and he still hung himself. He couldn't even
- 9:08Speaker 1: make it a year halfway into a two and a
- 9:10Speaker 1: half year sentence because he was immediately put in solitary confinement. UM,
- 9:14Speaker 1: and then it gets worse. Apparently, UM people have um
- 9:18Speaker 1: been known to swallow razor blades. One guy uh in
- 9:22Speaker 1: in Indiana super max prison choked himself to death with
- 9:25Speaker 1: a washcloth, and another guy, twenty one year old mentally
- 9:29Speaker 1: ill prisoner in that same prison, set himself on fire
- 9:33Speaker 1: and later died from those wounds. Yeah. The good news, though,
- 9:37Speaker 1: my friend, is that um, a lot of supermaxes have
- 9:41Speaker 1: been downgraded since then, Like the current trend is to
- 9:44Speaker 1: downgrade your supermax to regular max. So they're kind of
- 9:47Speaker 1: getting the message a little bit that we really don't
- 9:49Speaker 1: need that to this many super max prisons. Yeah, apparently
- 9:52Speaker 1: the nineties were bad. Yeah, but there was only one
- 9:55Speaker 1: federal super max, only one, which one a d X
- 10:00Speaker 1: in Florence, Colorado. A d X Florence. But like you said,
- 10:04Speaker 1: it's mostly on the state level. That's for like the
- 10:06Speaker 1: really really bad tax evaders. I imagine a d X
- 10:10Speaker 1: is not the kind of place you want to take
- 10:11Speaker 1: a tour. Think that the single federal supermax is not
- 10:15Speaker 1: the kind of place you want to be. It's a chuck, you, buddy,
- 10:47Speaker 1: have just been popped. Say, growing marijuana indoors. You're going
- 10:52Speaker 1: to prison. Let's come to terms with that, okay, okay, Um,
- 10:57Speaker 1: there's a couple of ways that you actually get to prison,
- 11:00Speaker 1: right yeah, and there as follows. You can take a taxi,
- 11:05Speaker 1: which apparently is more routine than we would imagine. I
- 11:08Speaker 1: had no idea. Um, you can be dropped off by
- 11:11Speaker 1: a friend or family member. That's what I would choose,
- 11:13Speaker 1: as in, I think that's what Edward Norton. I'd have
- 11:17Speaker 1: my mom take me. Do you drop me off at prison? Right? Well?
- 11:21Speaker 1: And um, you can also take the prison bus. Right
- 11:24Speaker 1: It's called the Diesel to Diesel tour because they'll you know,
- 11:27Speaker 1: it's a prison bus. It's not like some luxury greyhound
- 11:30Speaker 1: uh bus liner. You know how nice as greyhounds are.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're nice. It's not like that. You know that.
- 11:36Speaker 1: It's kind of cramped and nasty and smelly and it
- 11:39Speaker 1: sounds like a a locker room on wheels. Well, not
- 11:43Speaker 1: just that. They you go take yourself to the sheriff's
- 11:46Speaker 1: department and um, you know, curse your family member for
- 11:49Speaker 1: not being like, really, couldn't just take me the rest
- 11:51Speaker 1: of the way to the prison. Um, So you get
- 11:54Speaker 1: to the sheriff's department and you basically just wait there
- 11:56Speaker 1: for the prison bus to come pick you up. And
- 11:58Speaker 1: then you know, you stop at sheriff's department, after Sheriff's department,
- 12:01Speaker 1: after Sheriff's department. That's the insulting party. You're like, all right,
- 12:04Speaker 1: can I go to prison? Can I just start this please?
- 12:07Speaker 1: And they're like, well, we gotta make six stops on
- 12:09Speaker 1: the way. Hold on, and the bus is going to
- 12:10Speaker 1: break down in exactly minute. We're gonna go pick up
- 12:13Speaker 1: your future boyfriend first, So Chuck, you um finally get
- 12:19Speaker 1: to prison, right, Thank god, those cookies that your mom
- 12:23Speaker 1: gave you have been taken away from you. I mean
- 12:26Speaker 1: just immediately. You didn't even get to eat one. They're
- 12:28Speaker 1: showing down on those, the guards are and you have
- 12:30Speaker 1: a new moniker. You have a new name, a new
- 12:33Speaker 1: catch all name that describes you as a newly inducted prisoner.
- 12:38Speaker 1: You're a fish. Yeah, yeah, just like in the movies.
- 12:41Speaker 1: You know a lot of this. I thought, that's just
- 12:42Speaker 1: like in the movies, And it is just like in
- 12:45Speaker 1: the movies because they know a lot about prison. So
- 12:47Speaker 1: why would you make a prison movie that was you know,
- 12:49Speaker 1: completely unrealistic right when you can make the real deal
- 12:52Speaker 1: and it's very compelling. Yeah, and we'll talk about movies too.
- 12:55Speaker 1: But yes, you are a fish, Josh, You're all your
- 12:58Speaker 1: stuff is taken and cataloged, hopefully kept. We'll get to
- 13:01Speaker 1: that later as well. Some of it might be lost
- 13:03Speaker 1: along the way. Uh. You are allowed to bring in
- 13:07Speaker 1: like your reading glasses and maybe a few books. No cookies,
- 13:10Speaker 1: No cookies, you're legal papers if you you know, were
- 13:12Speaker 1: into that, and so you're you're processed, right, and you're
- 13:15Speaker 1: actually processed, often in full view of other cons in
- 13:20Speaker 1: the fish tank. And they call it, Yeah, they call
- 13:21Speaker 1: it the fish tank because all the guys who are
- 13:23Speaker 1: already in prison can sit there and watch. Right. Um,
- 13:26Speaker 1: but they keep you segregated for about thirty days or more.
- 13:30Speaker 1: You had no idea what was that long? I didn't either.
- 13:32Speaker 1: I thought they lowsed you. They sprayed you at the
- 13:35Speaker 1: fire hose, gave you an orange jumpsuit and threw you
- 13:38Speaker 1: in there. That's what I imagine. But yeah, no, for
- 13:40Speaker 1: thirty days you're basically segregated. I imagine what the other
- 13:42Speaker 1: fellas on the diesel tour, you know, and um, you
- 13:46Speaker 1: are assigned a job most likely tank like you're on
- 13:51Speaker 1: full display, like for thirty days. Dudes are sizing you up, hungry. Well,
- 13:56Speaker 1: like in Shawshank when they took bets on who was
- 13:58Speaker 1: going to be the first guy, first fish to break
- 14:01Speaker 1: down and cry that first night, it was that fat
- 14:05Speaker 1: guy broke down and cry, and then he got beaten
- 14:08Speaker 1: and bad things happen to him. I always confused that
- 14:11Speaker 1: in The Green Mile, I didn't like that one. No,
- 14:13Speaker 1: Sean Schenk was definitely better, but I often confused scenes
- 14:16Speaker 1: they were shot almost exactly the same. Yeah, agreed. So uh,
- 14:21Speaker 1: once you get out of your fish tank, you get
- 14:25Speaker 1: your cell assignment, you may get your job right and
- 14:28Speaker 1: again for about ten cents an hour. That's what you're paid.
- 14:32Speaker 1: You should. I read the letter real quick. There's actually
- 14:34Speaker 1: a site on the web called prison talk dot com
- 14:38Speaker 1: and it's not as hot as you would think, but
- 14:40Speaker 1: you can go to forums there and read x cons
- 14:43Speaker 1: and maybe even some current cons if you have internet
- 14:45Speaker 1: access and like a minimum security talk about things on
- 14:49Speaker 1: these prison forms. So I found a letter of I
- 14:51Speaker 1: was digging around about jobs, and this one guy said
- 14:53Speaker 1: the worst job he had was being a dorm janitor.
- 14:57Speaker 1: He got paid forty cents a day, the not by
- 15:00Speaker 1: the hour, forty cents a day, five days a week.
- 15:03Speaker 1: There were four dorms total, about sixty guys in each,
- 15:07Speaker 1: two bathrooms in each. You don't want to have a
- 15:09Speaker 1: salaried prison job as a convict. I'm not sure if
- 15:12Speaker 1: that hit home. Sixty guys sharing two bathrooms and this
- 15:15Speaker 1: guy was in charge of cleaning that on a daily basis.
- 15:19Speaker 1: I do appreciate you repeating that. So he swept off
- 15:22Speaker 1: in He said he kept the dorm rooms clean. You've
- 15:24Speaker 1: never seen a battleground of chaos until you've seen a
- 15:27Speaker 1: bathroom after thirty guys take a shower, mud dirt, torn tissue,
- 15:31Speaker 1: blue state soap. So I guess they get SOAPA signed
- 15:34Speaker 1: to them and never really thought about that. So anyway,
- 15:37Speaker 1: tobacco spit in the in the hangout room, garbage, um,
- 15:41Speaker 1: cigarette butts from roll ups. Basically, this dude had to
- 15:45Speaker 1: clean that stuff up for forty cents a day. And
- 15:47Speaker 1: he said that was the worst job you ever had
- 15:49Speaker 1: in prison. And he didn't even mention the fecal matter. Well,
- 15:53Speaker 1: I think that's implicit. Well I just made an explicit chuck. Yes,
- 15:58Speaker 1: So that is one example of a prison job that
- 16:00Speaker 1: you can get um and then you're off to your room,
- 16:03Speaker 1: which I would encourage everyone out to walk off eight
- 16:06Speaker 1: ft by six ft wherever they are and get a
- 16:09Speaker 1: good look at how large that is. And that's about
- 16:11Speaker 1: the size of your prison cell. That's close to what
- 16:15Speaker 1: we're at right now. Yeah, that's small, and that's a
- 16:19Speaker 1: little claustrophobic. Usually, well it depends. The most prison cells
- 16:25Speaker 1: are designed for one guy, and then as prisons have
- 16:28Speaker 1: grown increasingly overcrowded, they'll go and like both a bunk
- 16:32Speaker 1: to another bunk to the wall, and then while you
- 16:36Speaker 1: have a cell for two and then sometimes there's three whatever.
- 16:39Speaker 1: Usually if it's designed to house more than um one
- 16:43Speaker 1: or two people that it's a dorm and it it
- 16:45Speaker 1: can accommodate about eight guys per cell. Right, yeah, I
- 16:48Speaker 1: mean we could do a whole podcast on overcrowding and
- 16:51Speaker 1: the issues there. That's like a very deep problem, but
- 16:54Speaker 1: we'll just mention it and say it stinks. I'm beat
- 16:57Speaker 1: literally and otherwise right yeah, um, so chuck, the you've
- 17:02Speaker 1: got the general population cellblocks, right, which are all of
- 17:05Speaker 1: the cell blocks aside from the fish tank and maximum
- 17:09Speaker 1: security which is also known as the whole right, and
- 17:13Speaker 1: you've basically did you watch OZ a little bit? I
- 17:17Speaker 1: think from what I understand that that's really accurate. I'm
- 17:21Speaker 1: sure it is. So there's like a centrally located guard
- 17:23Speaker 1: and like loose sight or whatever. They're like, you can't
- 17:25Speaker 1: get through this, you know, operating the all the cell
- 17:30Speaker 1: blocked doors and like letting people in and out, and
- 17:32Speaker 1: they have a three and sixty degree view right well,
- 17:35Speaker 1: and each one I thought this is interesting, is fully
- 17:37Speaker 1: each wing is fully staffed in case you need to
- 17:40Speaker 1: lock down that wing. You've got all the dudes there,
- 17:42Speaker 1: you need to take care of it, and it can
- 17:45Speaker 1: be sealed off from the rest of the prison because apparently, um,
- 17:50Speaker 1: the riot mob mentality can spread like wildfire among the
- 17:53Speaker 1: president population. Yes, yeah, so um, and you would think,
- 17:57Speaker 1: you know, people try to escape, which, by the way,
- 18:00Speaker 1: there's a a double check. There's a stuff you missed
- 18:02Speaker 1: in history class podcast about Alcatraz and the Great Escape.
- 18:07Speaker 1: They escape from Alcatraz, great movie. So if you want
- 18:10Speaker 1: to learn more about that one, you can check that out,
- 18:12Speaker 1: all right, if you're so inclined. Um, But to make
- 18:15Speaker 1: sure that no one has escaped at any given point
- 18:17Speaker 1: in time, they do counts through about the same time
- 18:23Speaker 1: every day, probably the same time every day. They just
- 18:25Speaker 1: do a head count where you have to like line
- 18:27Speaker 1: up and they say, okay, everybody's here, right. Then at
- 18:31Speaker 1: night they walk around and count you while you're sleeping, right, yeah.
- 18:34Speaker 1: And then not only are you there, but you where
- 18:35Speaker 1: you need to be. So if they say, well, Josh,
- 18:37Speaker 1: you're in Chuck cell again, you know where you need
- 18:39Speaker 1: to be, so they'll beat you down and take you
- 18:42Speaker 1: to your own cell. Right, I'll feel like I need
- 18:44Speaker 1: to be here, don't you hear our podcast? The Chuck
- 18:48Speaker 1: is my partner. I wonder what the good fellas? Uh
- 18:52Speaker 1: that had to be minimum or was that just a
- 18:54Speaker 1: sweetheart deal? That was a sweetheart to remember when they
- 18:56Speaker 1: were all in the same room, like cooking steaks. Yeah,
- 18:58Speaker 1: they the one guy could slice the garlic so thin
- 19:01Speaker 1: it would liquefying the oil so great. So Chuck, let's say, um,
- 19:05Speaker 1: you've become acclimated. You're no longer fish you. Um, you've
- 19:10Speaker 1: shanked your first guy. Um, and you you're settled in
- 19:14Speaker 1: for a nickel right. Shank of verb? Yeah, shank is
- 19:19Speaker 1: a verb and and doun and shiv is also another
- 19:22Speaker 1: name for a shank, right, which is a homemade knife. Yes, okay,
- 19:25Speaker 1: I just want to get that clear. I don't know
- 19:27Speaker 1: that it is clear. Well, a shiv and a shank,
- 19:30Speaker 1: I now, can both be nouns for the knife. But
- 19:32Speaker 1: I've also heard that you can shank someone and you
- 19:34Speaker 1: can show someone you can. I think they're both nouns
- 19:36Speaker 1: and verbs very loosen prison for the same one. They're
- 19:39Speaker 1: very understanding, yes, with the vocabulary. Um, so you've settled
- 19:45Speaker 1: in and you are living your life in prison behind bars,
- 19:51Speaker 1: you know. Um, it's it's I would imagine fairly horrible.
- 19:55Speaker 1: But there are bright and shining moments and those basically
- 20:01Speaker 1: consist of the trip to the commissary, right, yeah, And
- 20:04Speaker 1: I don't I didn't know this, they don't. You don't
- 20:05Speaker 1: see this a lot in movies. All you see is
- 20:07Speaker 1: the black market stuff. But there is actually a commissary
- 20:10Speaker 1: where you can you have an account where you your
- 20:13Speaker 1: little prison money goes into your account. They obviously don't
- 20:16Speaker 1: give you cash. That wouldn't be a good idea. And uh,
- 20:19Speaker 1: you go to the commissary and say, hey, I like, um,
- 20:21Speaker 1: whatever is approved on the list, you know, like a
- 20:23Speaker 1: pack of smokes and uh People magazine and they're like,
- 20:27Speaker 1: well that's you know, three and a half dollars. So
- 20:30Speaker 1: you go work for a month People from January, Sexiest
- 20:36Speaker 1: Man Alive. And actually they debit each Each prisoner has
- 20:41Speaker 1: an ID card that is linked to basically their prison
- 20:45Speaker 1: work account. That's when they take their their debited credits
- 20:49Speaker 1: or given credits, and then it's debited from their account
- 20:52Speaker 1: when you buy stuff from the commissary. I learned about
- 20:55Speaker 1: that from Snoop Dogg. Really, so that's the fancy modern
- 20:59Speaker 1: prisons have it all electronically hooked up, which makes sense.
- 21:02Speaker 1: But um, like we said, there's also a black market,
- 21:04Speaker 1: which you have seen in every prison movie ever. There's
- 21:07Speaker 1: dudes trading cigarettes for favors or for protection, or for
- 21:12Speaker 1: better books or better People magazines or whatever. And there's
- 21:17Speaker 1: also visits from out of doors. Yeah right, sure you
- 21:23Speaker 1: get the bad stuff in a lot of times. Again,
- 21:27Speaker 1: good fellas, you remember Karen snuck in like those huge
- 21:30Speaker 1: bag pills. I mean just like like in her purse
- 21:33Speaker 1: or in her bra or something. Yeah, they clearly didn't
- 21:36Speaker 1: check her. Again, I think that they got special treatment,
- 21:40Speaker 1: right and chuck um one of the things that I
- 21:42Speaker 1: would imagine goes for a pretty high price, you know,
- 21:46Speaker 1: maybe a dozen cigarettes or so. Um is prison wine, right, Yeah?
- 21:52Speaker 1: Which prison wine? PRUNEO. Have you ever seen the site
- 21:55Speaker 1: where the guy eats nasty things, Steve, Steve, don't eat it.
- 22:00Speaker 1: I think it's called um. It is really funny And
- 22:03Speaker 1: I saw this years ago. This guy made Pruno prison
- 22:05Speaker 1: wine in his house and it's made with like fruits.
- 22:10Speaker 1: It's sort of like a Sangree type of thing. Then
- 22:12Speaker 1: you put like moldy bread in a sock and it's
- 22:15Speaker 1: like soaking all together in a bag till it ferments,
- 22:18Speaker 1: and it's imagine pretty disgusting. Steve said it wasn't that bad.
- 22:23Speaker 1: He drank it. He did a white and a red.
- 22:25Speaker 1: He said the white smelled like wrecked um, but he
- 22:28Speaker 1: said it tasted just like alcohol. And he said the
- 22:30Speaker 1: red actually wasn't that bad at all. He said, he
- 22:35Speaker 1: said it tasted wine like and got him drunk, which
- 22:39Speaker 1: is which is the deal. And uh so that that
- 22:43Speaker 1: was the deal with Pruno. Wow. I wouldn't recommend trying
- 22:46Speaker 1: in this at home, by the way, No, but that's
- 22:48Speaker 1: the whole point. I mean, you're not at home. You're
- 22:50Speaker 1: in prison and you want to get drunk, so you
- 22:52Speaker 1: make pruno. Yeah, unless someone wants to. Like you said,
- 22:55Speaker 1: with visitation, you can sneak things in if you're you know,
- 22:59Speaker 1: on the down, you're really not supposed to do that
- 23:01Speaker 1: way not supposed to. You get searched and um, and yes,
- 23:05Speaker 1: we are talking about visitation as well, now right, I
- 23:08Speaker 1: didn't realize that UM visiting hours are basically like business hours.
- 23:14Speaker 1: I thought it was like one day a month and
- 23:17Speaker 1: everybody came at the same time on the same day.
- 23:19Speaker 1: But that makes zero sense. UM. Prisoners are assigned a
- 23:22Speaker 1: set number of visits per month, and I think the
- 23:25Speaker 1: maximum number of visits you can get per month is
- 23:28Speaker 1: for the most exemplary prisoner on the planet. Yeah. I
- 23:32Speaker 1: would imagine that that's something that they take away pretty
- 23:34Speaker 1: pretty routinely, if you, you know, are being disciplined, yes, Josh.
- 23:38Speaker 1: And you also have to have a list when you
- 23:41Speaker 1: go in of who you say can and can't visit you.
- 23:44Speaker 1: And if you're not on that list, you can eventually visit,
- 23:47Speaker 1: but it's gonna take a long time and a lot
- 23:48Speaker 1: of paperwork and red tape. Yes, right, Yeah, and I
- 23:51Speaker 1: think you have unlimited visits from investigators, your lawyer, and
- 23:55Speaker 1: that's about it, right, Yeah, but they still keep track
- 23:58Speaker 1: of all that and your search coming in and the
- 24:00Speaker 1: prisoner and the and the visitor both searched coming in
- 24:03Speaker 1: and out. I don't know if it's a full body cavity.
- 24:06Speaker 1: It probably depends on the max level or your crime.
- 24:09Speaker 1: I think kind of follows you around in prison, like
- 24:12Speaker 1: what you did, what you're convicted of, Like if you
- 24:14Speaker 1: were convicted for smuggling things in your butt, and I
- 24:17Speaker 1: check you a little more careful. And of course, now
- 24:20Speaker 1: since we're talking about um, oh, and during visitation, like
- 24:23Speaker 1: just regular visitation, right, Um at a minimum security remember
- 24:27Speaker 1: this is just like college orientation weekend. Um. It looks
- 24:31Speaker 1: like a waiting room. Um. And then in maximum security
- 24:35Speaker 1: visitation is like through that bulletproof class on the phone. Yeah,
- 24:39Speaker 1: it's pretty accurate. And then there's a different kind of
- 24:42Speaker 1: visitation that I think everybody likes to think about, at
- 24:46Speaker 1: least thinks about whenever they hear prison, and that is
- 24:48Speaker 1: conjugal visitation. Right yeah, it's it's one of the two
- 24:52Speaker 1: ways that you can have sex in prison. Right. This
- 24:57Speaker 1: is far more the um the I guess more governmentally
- 25:01Speaker 1: defended way of having sex in prison. Um conjugal visits. Actually,
- 25:06Speaker 1: we're um. Originated in nineteen eighteen in Mississippi at a
- 25:11Speaker 1: state prison in Mississippi, where they remain in effect. But
- 25:14Speaker 1: originally they were created as a reward for hard work
- 25:18Speaker 1: on the chain gangs and stuff, right well, and to
- 25:20Speaker 1: incentivize them to work harder to write um, and it
- 25:23Speaker 1: worked really really well. UM. Nowadays that's not used quite
- 25:28Speaker 1: as um overtly as an incentive or reward. Um. It
- 25:33Speaker 1: is a reward for for good behavior or you have
- 25:35Speaker 1: to be like, you know, the one who can get
- 25:37Speaker 1: as many visits a month as one possibly can level
- 25:41Speaker 1: of good behavior prisoner. But um. It's generally defended in
- 25:46Speaker 1: two ways. One is a basic human right, like you
- 25:49Speaker 1: have a right to have sex even if you're incarcerated,
- 25:51Speaker 1: just like you have a right to food and water
- 25:54Speaker 1: and being kept clean, sure, right um. And then the
- 25:57Speaker 1: other way, and this this appears to be much more
- 26:00Speaker 1: legitimate in the eyes of the correction system. It's a
- 26:03Speaker 1: way to maintain the family bonds throughout a stint in prisons,
- 26:07Speaker 1: right sweet. And that's what it's even officially called as
- 26:10Speaker 1: the extended family program, right, So it's not just about sex,
- 26:13Speaker 1: Like you can have your whole family come over and barbecue.
- 26:19Speaker 1: In some states it's UM In Canada, I think they
- 26:21Speaker 1: have there there. I guess visitation areas look like apartments
- 26:27Speaker 1: have barbecues. There's such wisses you can have. You can
- 26:30Speaker 1: have up to three UM family members at a time visit,
- 26:35Speaker 1: or you can just have your wife and it has
- 26:36Speaker 1: to be your wife and you have to have been
- 26:39Speaker 1: married before, because that's the whole point they want. They
- 26:42Speaker 1: don't want you to turn into even more of a
- 26:44Speaker 1: deviant than you were going in. They want you to
- 26:47Speaker 1: keep talking to your wife and keep you know, loving
- 26:50Speaker 1: your kids, being love by your kids, and to make
- 26:53Speaker 1: that that transition back out into the normal world that
- 26:56Speaker 1: much easier. Right, Right, So, if you're one of those
- 26:58Speaker 1: serial killers and you have one of the weirdos that
- 27:00Speaker 1: writes you and you mary and then you marry them,
- 27:03Speaker 1: they can't come and visit you and have sex, right right, No,
- 27:05Speaker 1: Okay no. UM. If you were gay, however, and you
- 27:09Speaker 1: have a domestic partner and you are in Mexico City,
- 27:12Speaker 1: Brazil or California, you are entitled to conjugal visits as well,
- 27:18Speaker 1: which is pretty significant in California because in two thousand
- 27:22Speaker 1: seven you could have a conjugal visit if you were gay,
- 27:27Speaker 1: but you couldn't get married if you were gay, thanks
- 27:29Speaker 1: to Proposition eight, which was just overturned. Yeah yesterday. It's
- 27:34Speaker 1: not over yet. The proposition night was overturned yesterday. Yeah.
- 27:38Speaker 1: So that's the that's the skinny on conjugal visits. Not
- 27:41Speaker 1: not quite as again like arrested development, I don't think. Yeah,
- 27:47Speaker 1: And they don't use it a whole lot anymore. They
- 27:49Speaker 1: say that it's pretty uncommon. There's only six states, right, Yeah,
- 27:52Speaker 1: but um. The one thing I thought was funny though,
- 27:54Speaker 1: that one of the rules for the visiting UM person
- 27:58Speaker 1: is the dress appropriate. And they said on the list
- 28:01Speaker 1: of rules was no transparent clothing or bare middriffs, strapless attire,
- 28:06Speaker 1: or anything with obscene or offensive language. So your wife
- 28:09Speaker 1: can't get all dolled up in her baby doll lingerie.
- 28:12Speaker 1: I don't know. I think they're like, can't you just
- 28:15Speaker 1: put a trench coat on like everybody else? You know,
- 28:19Speaker 1: have you not seen the movies exactly? And I think
- 28:23Speaker 1: the mix that's it's a mixed bag on whether or
- 28:25Speaker 1: not experts agree or they disagree and disagree whether or
- 28:29Speaker 1: not it actually serves a really good purpose. Well, yeah,
- 28:31Speaker 1: and the studies on it have have shown mixed results
- 28:35Speaker 1: about whether or not it prevents recitativism. Yeah, that's one
- 28:39Speaker 1: bone head word s y s game that you should know.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Scaly should know knows. But so check. You mentioned there's
- 29:10Speaker 1: another way to have sex in prison, and this is
- 29:12Speaker 1: one of the reasons I don't want to go to prison,
- 29:14Speaker 1: because actually there's two more ways. Oh yeah, well, you
- 29:17Speaker 1: can have consensual sex with another man if you're in there,
- 29:20Speaker 1: which doesn't necessarily mean you're homosexual. A lot of guys
- 29:23Speaker 1: just there's nothing wrong with that, Like I just just
- 29:25Speaker 1: do that because they're in there. And uh, there's also
- 29:29Speaker 1: rape that happens in prison. That's the reason I don't
- 29:32Speaker 1: want to go to prison, just one reason. In two
- 29:35Speaker 1: thousand seven, Josh, we have a statistic from the Bureau
- 29:37Speaker 1: of Justice says four point five percent of state and
- 29:41Speaker 1: federal prisoners reported being raped in the past year, and
- 29:45Speaker 1: that is um seventy thousand prisoners in a year. We're
- 29:49Speaker 1: sexually abused by either guards or other inmates. See, that's
- 29:52Speaker 1: all over the place because there's other I've seen other numbers.
- 29:56Speaker 1: UM one one two thousand four study found that zero
- 30:00Speaker 1: point zero zero five percent even reported being raped while
- 30:04Speaker 1: they were incarcerated, and then a lot of those were probably,
- 30:08Speaker 1: you know, untrue. Well that's the deal, is reported. That's
- 30:12Speaker 1: the key. Like rape goes unreported a lot, just period,
- 30:16Speaker 1: but it definitely goes unreported in prison because you don't
- 30:19Speaker 1: want to be a snitch. Well sure, but no, I
- 30:21Speaker 1: think these are people who have been let out already.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah. But then in two thousand three, the
- 30:27Speaker 1: year before UM, Congress created the Prison Rape Elimination Act.
- 30:31Speaker 1: Did you know about that? UM and the number they
- 30:35Speaker 1: used just thirteen percent and estimated of prisoners are raped
- 30:39Speaker 1: during their incarceration and their goal is zero. Well yeah,
- 30:43Speaker 1: and they're like, you have to have a zero tolerance
- 30:45Speaker 1: policy on UM. Inmate to inmate rape, UM and guard
- 30:51Speaker 1: to inmate or employee to inmate, sure rape that kind
- 30:54Speaker 1: of thing too, because it's not just inmates raping one another.
- 30:58Speaker 1: Guards at correctional facility have been known to UM be
- 31:02Speaker 1: a little heavy handed and possibly psychotic themselves. Yeah. And
- 31:07Speaker 1: I can say this because my cousin was a prison
- 31:09Speaker 1: guard for a little while a corrections officer cousin Wolfe.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Was he high school grad? Well he had to be. Yeah,
- 31:16Speaker 1: but you don't have to go to college to be
- 31:17Speaker 1: a corrections officer, No, you don't. You just have to
- 31:19Speaker 1: know how to shoot a shotgun. But to be the
- 31:21Speaker 1: warden you do. Yes, okay, Josh. Let's say you're in
- 31:24Speaker 1: prison and you commit a an offense or you're caught
- 31:27Speaker 1: raping somebody under the new zero tolerance policy. Well, if
- 31:30Speaker 1: you're caught raping someone or murdering someone, you would actually
- 31:35Speaker 1: go to trial for real. But if you're caught doing
- 31:38Speaker 1: something a little less offensive, um, you can go to
- 31:41Speaker 1: the whole. They can um remove your good behavior time,
- 31:46Speaker 1: transfer you to to a scarier prison, or like you said,
- 31:50Speaker 1: limit your visiting hours. That I'm sure that's a good
- 31:52Speaker 1: way to dig back at a prisoner. So you can't
- 31:55Speaker 1: get visits, um, and you get demerits called shots, and
- 32:00Speaker 1: they log those to your little file. Yeah, and they
- 32:03Speaker 1: take those into consideration when you're up for parole hearing,
- 32:06Speaker 1: or you're up to maybe get more visitations. If if
- 32:10Speaker 1: they're any time, they're looking at your behavior. Yeah, um,
- 32:14Speaker 1: they'll look at the shots and they follow you around.
- 32:16Speaker 1: You don't want any shots. And that's official punishment. Is
- 32:20Speaker 1: there's also unofficial punishment needed out by guards, right, Yeah,
- 32:23Speaker 1: I would rather have the official punishment, I think, because
- 32:26Speaker 1: just like in the movies, the guards can shake you down.
- 32:29Speaker 1: They can quote unquote um investigate what you have in
- 32:33Speaker 1: your room, but what they're really doing is like destroying
- 32:35Speaker 1: the things that you've grown to depend on to keep
- 32:38Speaker 1: you saying, I know, have you ever seen Birdman of Alcatraz? Yeah,
- 32:42Speaker 1: it's awful, and they take his birds away, I know, well,
- 32:45Speaker 1: and then uh, escape from Alcatraz. They took away the
- 32:49Speaker 1: one guy's paints. The old dude that painted that was
- 32:52Speaker 1: like the only thing he loved, and they took away
- 32:53Speaker 1: his canvas in his paints. Some jerk warden. It's always
- 32:57Speaker 1: a jerk arden. Well yeah, except Brewbaker. We'll talk about
- 33:00Speaker 1: that too. Uh. And guards can also beat you down,
- 33:04Speaker 1: and if nobody sees it and no one reports it,
- 33:06Speaker 1: then it's just what happens. Well, I think it's I
- 33:08Speaker 1: think that's officially sanctioned. I don't think that they have
- 33:10Speaker 1: to get permission to beat you down. If you permission, say, hey,
- 33:14Speaker 1: this guy is getting a little ordinary. So I'm gonna
- 33:16Speaker 1: break a river or too. But what I'm saying is
- 33:17Speaker 1: I think they have a pretty wide berth as to
- 33:19Speaker 1: what sanctions the beating and Grabmanowski put it, I'd like
- 33:23Speaker 1: to I'd like to quote him here. It is not
- 33:25Speaker 1: uncommon for guards to fire shotguns at prisoners whenever they
- 33:28Speaker 1: see any commotion. I didn't understand that one, and I
- 33:31Speaker 1: double checked, and it says at prisoners, not just fire
- 33:35Speaker 1: shotguns like up in the air something. It's just like, hey,
- 33:37Speaker 1: there's you guys are scuffling, kaboom. Yeah. I don't know
- 33:41Speaker 1: about that one. Yeah, this is indoors. Uh. So, like
- 33:45Speaker 1: we said, um, snitches are not you don't want to
- 33:48Speaker 1: be a snitch in prison. Um. It's very much that
- 33:51Speaker 1: mentality that you see in the movies where keep it quiet,
- 33:54Speaker 1: don't rat on anyone because if you do, then I mean,
- 33:57Speaker 1: who knows what's going to happen. Well, I can tell
- 34:00Speaker 1: you what's gonna happen. You're likely to be shanked or shipped,
- 34:03Speaker 1: which is the same thing, or raped and shaw shank. Yeah.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Remember Andy's problem there with the with the sisters. Yeah,
- 34:10Speaker 1: but he got back. That was one of the great
- 34:12Speaker 1: redemption seems of all time. I think the whole movie
- 34:14Speaker 1: was great, Like, oh no, I'm sorry, I was thinking
- 34:18Speaker 1: of the Green Mile. Sorry, but the funny thing is is,
- 34:23Speaker 1: and it's not funny to the guards, but they're way
- 34:25Speaker 1: way more prisoners than guards. And every once in a
- 34:28Speaker 1: while in history we've had these big uprisings where the
- 34:30Speaker 1: prisoners have actually taken control of the prison. Yeah, if
- 34:34Speaker 1: you work at a prison, you don't want to hear
- 34:37Speaker 1: the word attica sounded out by like enchant form by
- 34:43Speaker 1: one or even more one or two prisoners. Is that
- 34:46Speaker 1: what they use? Now? Is that the signal? Well, no,
- 34:49Speaker 1: I mean like that that means that there's violent unrest
- 34:52Speaker 1: right around the corner. I thought that was a signal.
- 34:54Speaker 1: Now it was like attica. I don't know if it's
- 34:56Speaker 1: a signal. Is more like a call to arms, you know,
- 34:59Speaker 1: And all of a sudden there's toilet paper on fire
- 35:02Speaker 1: and guys are coming at you and it's just not good. Yeah,
- 35:04Speaker 1: that didn't work out too well. No, it was seventy one, right,
- 35:08Speaker 1: And apparently Atteka Prison in Upstate New York was really
- 35:13Speaker 1: really deplorable as far as its treatment of the prisoners went,
- 35:17Speaker 1: which is really saying something because their prisoners to begin with,
- 35:20Speaker 1: and to have like the prisoners even know, like you
- 35:23Speaker 1: can't do this, Um, that's pretty bad. So they took
- 35:27Speaker 1: a couple of guards hostage, rioted, um held them, and
- 35:31Speaker 1: demanded for better treatment. And the State of New York
- 35:34Speaker 1: was like, okay, all right, we hear yet, and we're
- 35:37Speaker 1: going to storm the prison. And I think thirty three
- 35:40Speaker 1: people died. Uh No, thirty nine guards. Yeah, thirty nine
- 35:46Speaker 1: guards and prisoners died. And that was in UM and
- 35:51Speaker 1: then in eight there's one in New Mexico, right, Yeah,
- 35:54Speaker 1: the New Mexico State pen uh near Santa Fe was
- 35:57Speaker 1: another uprising, and that was where thirty three inmates were
- 36:00Speaker 1: killed and no guards were killed, but seven of them
- 36:04Speaker 1: were captured and beaten pretty severely, right, and apparently some
- 36:07Speaker 1: of the inmates that were killed died from torture. Really
- 36:11Speaker 1: just pleasant. I mean, think about it, Chuck. It's bad
- 36:13Speaker 1: enough to go to prison, but one of the aspects
- 36:16Speaker 1: of prison is that there's an end of your sentence. Right,
- 36:18Speaker 1: there's a light at the end of the tunnel if
- 36:20Speaker 1: you can make it. Dying in prison is about as
- 36:24Speaker 1: bad as it gets, especially dying of torture in prison,
- 36:29Speaker 1: I say, it's pretty bad. So Josh, let's say you
- 36:31Speaker 1: don't die. Let's see you serve your time and you
- 36:34Speaker 1: do get out. What what what goes on there? Well,
- 36:37Speaker 1: you would be like of all prison inmates get out. Yeah,
- 36:42Speaker 1: which is one of the reasons why you want those
- 36:44Speaker 1: family bonds in there, because you want to keep people
- 36:47Speaker 1: on the up and up rather than Prison represents a
- 36:50Speaker 1: real double edged sword. Either it reforms people or it
- 36:53Speaker 1: makes them worse, and a lot of that depends on
- 36:57Speaker 1: how a prisoners treated and the option get into them
- 37:00Speaker 1: in prison. UM. One of the big trends now is
- 37:04Speaker 1: education as part of rehabilitation. So I think every single
- 37:06Speaker 1: state prison in the US UM offers a G. E.
- 37:10Speaker 1: D Course and some of them require it for parole,
- 37:13Speaker 1: which is good. Yeah. Right. There's also vocational course. Is
- 37:17Speaker 1: that kind of thing? Right? Yes, But once again, like
- 37:20Speaker 1: in shaw Shank, you can take that course and pass
- 37:23Speaker 1: the test, but if you have a jerk warden, you
- 37:25Speaker 1: still might get shot. You know, we should have done
- 37:27Speaker 1: at the beginning of this podcast. We should have just said, everybody,
- 37:30Speaker 1: go watch Shawshank Redemption. Everybody'll see you next week. Everyone
- 37:35Speaker 1: loves that movie. Can we talk about the movies now?
- 37:38Speaker 1: Are we there? Not quite? Okay? Um, chuck. There's a
- 37:41Speaker 1: lot of people out there who don't think that prisoners
- 37:45Speaker 1: should just be left to rot, that they there there
- 37:49Speaker 1: should be prison reformed, that there shouldn't be any rape,
- 37:52Speaker 1: that that Congress shouldn't have had to have passed a
- 37:55Speaker 1: law requiring zero tolerance on prison rape. Um. And there's
- 37:59Speaker 1: actually been a prison reform movement going around since I think, uh,
- 38:05Speaker 1: possibly earlier than that, I don't know. Yeah, the Quakers
- 38:10Speaker 1: are huge on prison reform as well. Uh. And again,
- 38:13Speaker 1: you want prison reform, you want your prisoners treated in
- 38:17Speaker 1: a way where there is the potential for rehabilitation. Um.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Because of recitativism, right, well yeah, I mean that's why
- 38:25Speaker 1: they pay them to work these jobs, because they want
- 38:28Speaker 1: to give them some semblance of normal life so when
- 38:32Speaker 1: they get out they can say, oh, well, I held
- 38:35Speaker 1: a job in prison for the first time in my life.
- 38:37Speaker 1: Maybe they were like a drug dealer, what have you? Right, well,
- 38:40Speaker 1: think about it. Recitativism. The highest rate is among property offenses,
- 38:45Speaker 1: and that is a crime of the poor breaking into
- 38:48Speaker 1: someone's house and stealing their stuff. That's what you do
- 38:51Speaker 1: when you're poor, and that's got the highest rate of recitativism,
- 38:55Speaker 1: so it would seem like some sort of education or
- 38:58Speaker 1: occupational program wouldn't help deter that. Well. Yeah, but the
- 39:02Speaker 1: other stat though, that kind of makes me feel weird,
- 39:04Speaker 1: is that I think sixty seven percent of people who
- 39:07Speaker 1: commit crimes to go back into prison. It's an entirely
- 39:11Speaker 1: different crime than they commit. Oh yeah, which was like,
- 39:14Speaker 1: that was really discouraging. I would think maybe if the
- 39:16Speaker 1: guy just can't not steal TVs, he gets out and
- 39:18Speaker 1: steal TVs, you would think, so at least go back
- 39:21Speaker 1: to what he knows. But yeah, that's a little staggering.
- 39:25Speaker 1: It is that would shot any quaker up. And what
- 39:28Speaker 1: what is the rate I saw? I can't get like
- 39:30Speaker 1: the most recent stat but it looks like between fifty
- 39:32Speaker 1: and six somewhere in there from year to year for
- 39:36Speaker 1: recidivism rates. Yeah, though in two and ninety four it
- 39:39Speaker 1: was sixty seven point five, right, I think it's gone
- 39:42Speaker 1: down since then. Yeah, And and that's surprising because the
- 39:46Speaker 1: incarceration rates have gone down too, which is totally bucking
- 39:50Speaker 1: a trend. I think, um, they're going down, that's what
- 39:53Speaker 1: you said. Remember in two thousand five that these stats
- 39:55Speaker 1: are based on. It was two million and changed too.
- 40:00Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it was two million, um one hundred ninety
- 40:04Speaker 1: three thousand prisoners in the US. You said it was
- 40:08Speaker 1: less than two million in two thousand nine. Yeah, but
- 40:11Speaker 1: I think that's people that are currently incarcerated. But that
- 40:14Speaker 1: doesn't necessarily mean more people aren't being incarcerated on a
- 40:17Speaker 1: daily basis, because I think that's true because the mandatory minimums.
- 40:20Speaker 1: I think more people than ever are being incarcerated. So
- 40:24Speaker 1: maybe that was people that had left. I don't know. Well,
- 40:27Speaker 1: whatever it was, there was a two hundred seventy increase
- 40:31Speaker 1: between two that's huge, and we spent I think fifty
- 40:36Speaker 1: one billion dollars to incarceerate people in prison in jail,
- 40:39Speaker 1: whereas um, I think that comes out of twenty nine
- 40:41Speaker 1: thousand per mate per year. And remember a bail podcast. Uh,
- 40:46Speaker 1: it costs twelve hundred and fifty dollars per in mate
- 40:50Speaker 1: per year for probation. How much hundred dollars rather than
- 40:54Speaker 1: twenty nine thousand dollars. But these minor offenses throwing these guys,
- 40:57Speaker 1: especially like the car thief that was in a super
- 41:01Speaker 1: max that was sixteen let me, come on non violent offenses.
- 41:05Speaker 1: You can rehabilitate that kids with some work. Alright, So, Chuck,
- 41:10Speaker 1: I think it is movie time, don't you think so? Yes,
- 41:12Speaker 1: Josh movies. I made a list of my favorites. Feel
- 41:16Speaker 1: free to chime in. Shawshank Redemption that's number one for me.
- 41:19Speaker 1: The Green Mile, and that's not on my I've got
- 41:24Speaker 1: Escape from Alcatraz because I saw that when I was
- 41:26Speaker 1: a kid, and it's still like an awesome movie. Papillon
- 41:29Speaker 1: Classic with the Dustin Hoffman with the glasses, with the
- 41:33Speaker 1: glasses and and Steve McQueen. Right, it was in The
- 41:36Speaker 1: Great Escape to also a great prison movie. Cool Hand
- 41:39Speaker 1: Luke was probably the funniest one of the lot. The
- 41:42Speaker 1: Longest Yard. Actually, that might have been the funniest one.
- 41:45Speaker 1: I never saw either of them. Really, You're nuts. Bad
- 41:49Speaker 1: Boys Classic with Wilsmon and the Sean Penn went about
- 41:54Speaker 1: the Juvi detention. That's when Sean Penn was like, you know,
- 41:58Speaker 1: nineteen years old and he was in juvenile detention and
- 42:01Speaker 1: then he he filled a pillow case up with a
- 42:04Speaker 1: soda cans and just annihilated this dude one night. Yeah,
- 42:08Speaker 1: that's called a slock by the way. Now, that's one's
- 42:11Speaker 1: in a sock. Okay, I imagine this is me. It's
- 42:13Speaker 1: called a slaice UM American History X. That was pretty brutal. Yeah,
- 42:19Speaker 1: that was very brutal. Brew Baker, did you see that one.
- 42:23Speaker 1: That's where Robert Redford went in undercover as a prisoner
- 42:28Speaker 1: to sniff out how awful the prison was because he
- 42:31Speaker 1: was going to be the next warden. You're talking about
- 42:34Speaker 1: the natural and then most depressing, definitely Midnight Express for me,
- 42:40Speaker 1: the Turkish prison one ye Midnight Run was pretty depressing.
- 42:47Speaker 1: And UM Animal Factory is the one I'm going to
- 42:50Speaker 1: say is the most realistic. I have not seen that one.
- 42:52Speaker 1: That's the one that Steve Bushimmy directed and um edward
- 42:56Speaker 1: for long and I think William Dafoe is in it.
- 42:58Speaker 1: It's really good and it's of the animal factories, so
- 43:00Speaker 1: you have a pretty good idea that it's realistic. I
- 43:03Speaker 1: saw a Taxi to the Dark Side last night, and
- 43:05Speaker 1: it's not. It's about the US's policies on torture and
- 43:10Speaker 1: how we implemented him post nine eleven. But there's a
- 43:13Speaker 1: lot of prison stuff in it, like Abu Grab and
- 43:15Speaker 1: bog Room and stuff like that it's pretty disturbing. Yeah,
- 43:18Speaker 1: we didn't get into I mean, there's so much about
- 43:20Speaker 1: prisons that we didn't get into. Here. We could do
- 43:22Speaker 1: like three more podcasts that we wanted to and if
- 43:26Speaker 1: it seemed like we danced around something, oh, I don't know,
- 43:29Speaker 1: Capital Punishment, Yeah, I didn't go there. That's coming. I
- 43:33Speaker 1: can't wait to do that one. It's gonna be sweeping.
- 43:35Speaker 1: There's gonna be top hats and like people doing like
- 43:38Speaker 1: the can can and stuff at the beginning. It's going
- 43:40Speaker 1: to be enormous. Yeah, I think we have the rockets
- 43:42Speaker 1: lined up for that one. We do in prison Garbent. Yes,
- 43:46Speaker 1: so Chuck's telling me he's given me the double wink,
- 43:49Speaker 1: which means there is no listener mail. It was too
- 43:53Speaker 1: long and too full of goodness. You know what that means.
- 43:55Speaker 1: That means we just haven't gotten any listener mails. So
- 43:57Speaker 1: we want to hear from you. Just type some stuff
- 44:00Speaker 1: out that we would find interesting. Spanking on the bottom maybe, yeah,
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