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A Watch Connoisseur Gets Pranked · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous crank
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  Speaker 1: car from.
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  Speaker 2: Darren Wackhead, simthing ex exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so let's prank a man and his watch. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: The only name that you're going to hear in you
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  Speaker 1: is his friend who's set this guy up? Okay, his
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  Speaker 1: friend is Ershard. So he has a Panorai watch. You
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  Speaker 1: know nothing about watches, Let me tell you. This is
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  Speaker 1: Kremn de la Chreme watch. It's four hundred thousand rand watch,
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  Speaker 1: almost half a million. Yeah, and this guy's minted, absolutely minted.
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  Speaker 1: All right. He bars luxury goods like we buy chappies. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: all right, so he's properly minted. So know that it's
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  Speaker 1: important for the context. If you are a lover of watches,
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  Speaker 1: I've been sent to a brief of how you fit
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  Speaker 1: into depending on what you wear, if you were a TIS.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna butcher all these pronunciations, right, so just
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  Speaker 1: bear with me. If if, if you if you own
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  Speaker 1: it to so, apparently you're a student. If you own
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  Speaker 1: a tag Hoyer, you're just an office worker. If you
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  Speaker 1: own now you say it sounds like a slur. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: this this what do you call it watch envy watch
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  Speaker 1: there we go, ADM admin. If you own a Yegger Liculture, yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's the correct brands you seem to learn about. What
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  Speaker 1: similar that means? You just got your first bonus check.
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  Speaker 1: If you have a Cartier then you're a c suite
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  Speaker 1: manager CEO c O. If you own a Rolex, you're
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  Speaker 1: a try hod wanting to be rich. If you own
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  Speaker 1: an O, DeMar pig No, no, noga, Wow, far from
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  Speaker 1: that one. It wasn't the same area code. Give it
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  Speaker 1: me again, DeMars pay, that's the one. It's just ap
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  Speaker 1: for sure. That's uh. That's somebody with new money. If
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  Speaker 1: you own a Panorai or a partect Philippe he partic
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  Speaker 1: Philip your old money. And if you own a rischard Mo,
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  Speaker 1: you're filthy rich. And if you're on a Cassio then
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  Speaker 1: you're a legend brand. You're a legend, a good old fossil.
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  Speaker 1: And if it's got a calculator on, even more of
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  Speaker 1: a legend.
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  Speaker 2: What about the light you placed?
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  Speaker 1: The light goes on your mixt level sport mode. So
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  Speaker 1: where are you in there? I'm not even on that list.
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  Speaker 1: So where is this jet now that you're gonna prank.
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  Speaker 1: Where is he? He's old money, there's old money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is this guy's properly minted. And you can hear
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  Speaker 1: you know he's not. It's not his first watch. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he's not one of those guys. He goes to his
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  Speaker 1: closet in the morning and he opens this beautiful box
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  Speaker 1: and he goes that one, that one, that one, that one,
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  Speaker 1: or that one or that Actually, where's the next box.
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  Speaker 1: Let's open the next box. Is that sort of guy?
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  Speaker 1: All right? So he's taking it in where he bought it.
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  Speaker 1: He's taking it in luxury watched that we won't say where,
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  Speaker 1: but he's taken it in. Do you have it serviced? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. Hello Craig here, I'm calling you from slep. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what seems to be the problem at the stage?
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  Speaker 3: No, I obviously Again, I watched the Frankle about two
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  Speaker 3: weeks ago, and I know he said he had to
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  Speaker 3: send it back to Switzerland, but we're waiting, we're waiting
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  Speaker 3: for feedback. So I called him and unfortunately she no
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  Speaker 3: record of the watch. So it was a bitter annoyed.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm sure you you found the watch now, Justine.
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  Speaker 1: It did get off to uh, Switzerland. Yeah, and the
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  Speaker 1: manufacturers they said that this is not a genuine watch,
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  Speaker 1: this is a fake watch.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, don't talk men, don't you who said that?
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  Speaker 1: This is what the guy in Switzerland said at the factory.
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  Speaker 3: How can it not be an original?
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  Speaker 2: Guy?
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  Speaker 3: Watch it from you?
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  Speaker 1: That's what I said.
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  Speaker 3: And something. I watched it from you and I said
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  Speaker 3: cash to you. It was it's telling whyran'ty? I've got
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  Speaker 3: the invoice then you and you've got a lot of
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  Speaker 3: explaining to do to me.
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  Speaker 1: You see what the Panora watches. What they do is
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  Speaker 1: if it's a fake, they actually destroy it.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, man, I'll destroy you.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean they destroy it?
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  Speaker 1: They destroyed because it's a fight products?
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  Speaker 3: Are you so you're telling say fake watches?
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  Speaker 1: Look, I don't my friend, you don't know me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm come in close. It all business down now.
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  Speaker 1: You see what happens is where the Frank Frank Frank
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  Speaker 1: is on holiday. Frank is in Mauritius.
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  Speaker 3: Frankl Man, how.
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  Speaker 2: Can you be on in Mauritius.
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  Speaker 3: I gave him the watch.
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  Speaker 2: Look, you know, you guys are really.
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  Speaker 3: Making me angry. Now I want my watch and I
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  Speaker 3: want it otherwise I'm coming there. You guys don't know me.
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  Speaker 3: I've got the police commissioner on my phone and I was.
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  Speaker 1: People bar watches from us. They got it Chinatown. They
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  Speaker 1: get a fight watch sign replica, they bring it back
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  Speaker 1: to us to fix.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, you guys, man, I've never gone to Chinatown.
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  Speaker 3: In my life.
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  Speaker 2: Where's the China town where I'm telling you?
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  Speaker 3: You are making a big mistake with Mia. You don't
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  Speaker 3: ask or rec I say they rating the shop.
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  Speaker 1: If you look at the actual spelling on the watch,
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  Speaker 1: now pen or I watches are spelled p A N
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  Speaker 1: E r A R. Correct. Yes, now your watch said
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  Speaker 1: p A M E.
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  Speaker 2: R A I sell. How can you t T A
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  Speaker 2: M I something?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I take talk.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know why. Who the hell are you great?
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  Speaker 2: I know your what. I'll get you in and you
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  Speaker 2: know what the.
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  Speaker 3: Best thing is, I know the guys and I will
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  Speaker 3: take away from you guys what this?
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  Speaker 2: I got my invoice from you. You're telling me to
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  Speaker 2: fake Who fell you great?
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  Speaker 1: Did you find that you were always late wherever you went? Hey?
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  Speaker 3: You men?
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  Speaker 1: What you know with because the watch gave you fake time?
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  Speaker 1: What you say?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm always gonna die when am I what the
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  Speaker 2: time are you talking about? To watch work?
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  Speaker 3: One hundred and fifty percent? It's because of.
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  Speaker 2: You guys showed me how to Why did watch?
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  Speaker 3: And now why did it?
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  Speaker 2: You away?
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  Speaker 3: And you know troun sellout?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well the crown in your tooth's gonna fall out
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  Speaker 1: if you don't stop swearing, my friend.
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  Speaker 3: You know I'm wanting you. Don't quit me up too
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  Speaker 3: much with me?
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  Speaker 1: How are you gonna pay for these repairs? Were you
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  Speaker 1: gonna pay us with a whole bunch of three hundred
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  Speaker 1: rand notes?
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  Speaker 3: Three hundred reds? You know what really making me English?
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  Speaker 1: You?
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  Speaker 3: I have the commission of Coulihort.
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  Speaker 1: My number on my I bet your warfares fake boobs,
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  Speaker 1: fake ten fake or is she just fake all together?
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  Speaker 1: And you blow her up every night?
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  Speaker 2: Kig. I'm wanting you, my friend.
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  Speaker 3: I will get you to the rest. I'm always in
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  Speaker 3: the shop.
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  Speaker 2: Since when are you?
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  Speaker 3: You call me?
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  Speaker 2: In a few many's times you conformed Switzerland.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure you'll get in touch with it and you
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  Speaker 3: find out what's the true story about my watch? Because
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  Speaker 3: I promise you, if I lose spared with your guys,
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  Speaker 3: it's good will be the end of you stand Alonning.
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  Speaker 1: Switzerland is not fixing watches today. Mondays Switzerland makes chocolates
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  Speaker 1: Tuesday that make those knives, you know the knives where
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  Speaker 1: you can cut something open, a can tie your shoelaces
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  Speaker 1: and grill a steak. Wednesday, I think they make cheese.
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  Speaker 1: And only on Thursdays do they make the watches.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what what is going on?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 3: You know what? When I get into my cay, you
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  Speaker 3: can't be with a whole lot of you see how quick?
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  Speaker 1: No, but we're closed now, were closed.
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  Speaker 2: Close watch.
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  Speaker 1: You know Shad is your friend, and Shad got in
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  Speaker 1: touch with me. Wacked Simpson to wind you up, don't
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  Speaker 1: it's wacked Simpson.
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  Speaker 2: You have how you number? Workers?
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  Speaker 1: He gave me your number. He said.
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  Speaker 2: You wasn't so much in my life last week almost
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  Speaker 2: crashed because of your Greg. You are the main wacked.
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  Speaker 2: I love you, my man. I really hit my watch.
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  Speaker 1: I need you to prankurage people more. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: do believe he's got the police commissioner on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: Did you mention gangsters as well? Or did I miss
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  Speaker 1: hear that he was rounding up her people? He was
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  Speaker 1: calling the cavalry was