The Cat in the Hat Is Not Outside Your School, Say Police
Police in more than one country have officially confirmed the whereabouts of a Dr. Seuss character, thanks to grainy AI videos and a very bored internet. Then: one speech-model paper turns up on our desk four times, and its abstract cuts off exactly where the evidence starts. Plus a slop verdict, a genuinely useful idea about why your voice assistant lags, and a title read twice for no reason.
In this edition
The Character Is Fictional
Meanwhile
Preserving Perceptual Quality
Slop, or Not?
Something Useful
Something Weird
Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:36 — The Character Is Fictional…
The skinny
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