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Show #221 Augie the One-Hander · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Aaron's I do not give a funk about anything right now. I'm just like
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in a good way or a bad way, or indifferent way. Indifferent.
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Really, that's awesome. One, that's good. There. Behold the field
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in which I grow my focks and see that it is barren. Behold the
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field, nothing in it, not one single fuck no one. You will
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not see Aaron out there plowing his field because there are no gather That's awesome,
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Barren, desolate, funckless. I am entirely fun that's awesome. That's
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a good feeling. I think it is. I like the neutralities, like
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there's no inner turmoil, this alter ego fuckless erin yes, yes, not
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not quite a villain or an anti hero, not a hero there, he's
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just there. He just dresses, not just to say you couldn't leave even
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bother fuckless rain the banks being robbed. Interesting, No, it's not funk
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off. Who did I ask you to talk to me? No? Who
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are you? Aren't you a superhero? I'm having breakfast walking by. Don't
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talk to me and my son ever again? Ah, that's good man,
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not a single fu to give, not one. That's good. Well,
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going off of that, you got any to give apparently a bit. What
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do you mean? What you know? Suddenly? Like I'm like, oh,
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I got something to say, But no, I don't have any of
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this. But he can't find them. Yeah, I lost by fox.
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I'll have them. They're not here right now. So at the present time
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he has no fucks either, but he has none to give. He could
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give. It's as possible. He's gotta find it first. What about you,
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Steve or fuck list? No, I can't say I'm fuckless. Well,
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I don't know. Maybe I probably could. Oh no, I'm pretty
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sure I can find some fox for you guys. I mean, I ain't
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gonna like push him on y'all, but I'll store him here and gizz y'all
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want to fuck to give? So you actually have extra fucks? Oh yeah,
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they're in there. I just don't I keep him in the closet and
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locked away whatever I want to give a fuck, I just opened the doors
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let him out. Stevie has surplus fucks, extra fus. Everybody's been giving
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me their fuck and over abundance of fun. Yes, so many impressive Yes
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A welcome to episode two twenty oh my god, twenty one one? Whatever?
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Fuck that there? Yes, episode twenty one. Hi there, Hi,
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they're hold there, Hi there. Yeah, you can't tell by some
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of us are high here. Lack of fucks currently being given, so many
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fuckless this is gonna be it's gonna be a chill It's gonna be a chill
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episode. So not a lot going on right now. No, and it's
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kind of nice, and you know what, sometimes you need to not a
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lot going on. I don't know if that made sense, but I mean
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give I appreciate the st he has suddenly realized he has fucks to give.
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He just didn't want to that time. He's like, no, no fus
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for you, did not like to see the funk Nazi Hords. No Fox
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for you. There, you're hiding Fox. Jesus Christ night fu this guy
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super dark. Yeah, we're just trying to find some fucks. We're gonna
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dial that one bad Holy ship. So that's been interesting. Is canceled we
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haven't try for a while. Like I mean, like guess is an achievement.
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I would say that's an achievement we achieved, so we should get one
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of those little things we have. We avoided being canceled for twenty episodes.
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We also wanted being popular enough to be caning. That's true too. I
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mean, how many people get canceled ahead of the podcast? Kind of fucked
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up? Does it happen? I have to assume it happens to a certain
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extent. Yea, it happens to you. Who's got to happen to podcast?
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Because I just can't think of any off the top of my head,
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if only because Joe Rogan has somehow managed to avoid being time. He's like
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the Howard of Howard Sternough podcast. That's why. Okay, yeah, he's
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the shut ship. That's why he's the name. I mean, aside from
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keV Smith, like, Rogan was the next really big one up there,
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and he was the shock guy for podcasting. I didn't know, well,
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the controversy shock, you know, like the yeah things out and crap.
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He doesn't. He doesn't really court controversy so much as he just says,
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has everyone on, no matter what they have to say. Yeah, it's
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true. Yeah, you know what, that's probably the best way to say
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that, it really is. It makes sense. Having said that, some
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of the things that he has personally endorsed, I do not get behind it.
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All right, Yeah, I'm sure there's some things I do agree with,
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but I don't really listen tom So I don't know. Nobody agrees with
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literally everything someone else believes. So that's why we're all individuals and ship that
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is, I don't believe that's true. Erin, thank you, all right,
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So now that's been proven. Yes, yes, no, it hasn't.
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Welcome I'm contrary. Now welcome to episode twenty one. Would Yes,
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it's going to be a show. I don't have a lot to talk about,
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Okay, I legitimately don't. This week was my birthday and it was
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fucking miserable. I don't know why I keep hoping for it to be more,
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because honestly, it's it's never more. It's always fucking a disappointment and
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just another day. And I'm just like, fuck this, fuck everything.
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I don't care that I'm a year older, fuck it all. You know.
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I do appreciate the well wishes that you get on social media from people
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you haven't talked to in thirty years. I'm like, because it's it's well
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meaning, so you can't really be mad at it. But also you're like,
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any reason you couldn't talk to me any of the other face tell you
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that's a lie. That is a lie exactly. Like if I were to
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reach out and say, hey, man, how you doing, they'd be
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like, hey you uncomfortable, Like I gotta go bye, you know,
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you know what. To be fair, it works both ways. Like I'm
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not the one. I don't reach out to them either, busy doing my
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own thing, got my own life going on, exactly. We all do
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like it. It just happens and ship. Yeah, it just birthdays after
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like thirty just kind of hit the shitter much either unless they're unless I mean,
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I mean yes, but because you're not going out, Yes, but
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I still want to see people, you know, I still see my friends
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and stuff for it, So I wouldn't mind that kind of party. But
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again, we're all old, so the effort of putting together something like that
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is difficult, daunting. Yeah, yeah, that's a good word. That's
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why you're a published author. Yeah. Now a bygw pod dot com.
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That's my birthday present. Make sure you buy thing. Oh that was just
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saying that. I was like, sweet, I got off, like you
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still have your usual birthday obligations to fulfill. I mean that's after the show
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that's on the special tier twenty dollars who I hope you've got the twenty gallon
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drum of loop ready to Yeah, I got, I went, I went
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flavored vesseline. It's edible, all right, use it for your lips too,
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like when you get checked afterwards, because of how long it takes to
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give error. And it takes a long time. It's honest to god,
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work like you need like no joke. You have to prepare ahead of time,
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like if you want to as the one giving, not even as erin
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like like this is not even like he has not stopped shaking his head.
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It's okay, keep it going. So like I would recommend two pillows because
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you want at least a good firm pillow for your knees and your shins because
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especially around hard hardwood. But if you're a carb, you're gonna rug burn
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because every now and then you gotta move and wiggle, you know, because
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if not your joints and stuff. I'm just gonna let this go. I
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don't give a see, you don't give a fuck. And then you need
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another one of your hands too, just in case, because he feels kind
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awkward when you put your hands on his thighs as you're trying to do it.
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So you want something else there to stop it from being awkward, because
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the last thing that you want is to be giving some dude a blow job,
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specifically a friend of yours, and him to feel awkward, like you
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want your friends to feel comfortable when you're blowing them. You know, that's
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just one of the tides and battle that will not be on TikTok you Stevie
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for that educational tied talk. That's here for man to educate, not just
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to make laughs, to educate. Good lord. So what else? My
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uh, my second novel's first draft is complete? No I congratulations. Yes,
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it's already been sent out to my first round of beta readers, and
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I am curious here what they are? All I have to say cool.
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However, one of them got back to me fairly quickly with feedback that seems
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to strongly indicate that they really like it. Oh nice, super strongly,
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super strongly, like, using phrases like OMG, holy fuck, this is
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fucking fantastic. So uh yeah, that's that's heartwarming and encouraging, to be
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sure. What's less encouraging is that I haven't heard anything from my other beta
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readers really, so I'm a little like I mean chapters is this one it's
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it's thirty eight, but it's it's about ten thousand more words than thing.
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The chapters tend to be, on average a bit longer. There's also no
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prologue, epilogue or interlogues. It's all. They're all chapters. Just go
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into chapter one. Shit. So it's it's it's broken off. The chapters
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are a bit more meaty. They have a bit more meat on the bone,
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so to speak. Okay, so you decided to go with the sequel
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instead of doing the parody thong. First, No, I did not write
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that's gonna be after this saga's done. That's that's gonna be when I give
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up and sell out, like which any day now. Honestly, as I
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said, fuck list, don't give a fuck, will sell out today's very
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next instant. Hey, if you want the movie rights to than they're cheap.
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I'm just saying I don't require much. Uh you know, should be
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a badass movie. Though. Yeah, I genuinely was like, as I
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was writing it, I'm like, you could make a solid movie of this
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for very low budget. Yeah, you don't need a couple of rooms.
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You literally need a couple of rooms and that's it. Yeah, I mean
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maybe some three D effects stuff towards the end. Yeah, okay, but
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but not a lot. It can be done, like it could be done.
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Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, drop out samurais if you're listening,
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uh, you have first DIBs. There you go. What's it called the
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premaocta rights? Samurai should dropout has premaocta rights, uh for for the movie
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of any of my novel an any of my novels pre minocta rights. I
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like it. I like, yeah, please like clip that and give it.
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If you don't put it on TikTok, at least send it to me
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so I can send it to him. Yeah, that'll be fun. Samurai
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premadocta rights. So yeah, so what was I talking about aside from finishing
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it? Oh? Yeah, And the chapters are longer for a reason,
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because this is I switched genres entirely. Like the last book was a mystery
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thriller. This is a fantasy adventure like it's it's a complete it's a complete
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switchover. And so a fantasy novel has to have more flavor, like you
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can't you can't get by on like minimalist descriptions of minimalist rooms, you know,
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like I did with Fane, which was which was honestly because like you
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know, flowery and expanded descriptions are not my forte. I would much rather
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get into people talking like right, and it works better in that atmosphere.
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How high is this fantasy? It's yes, marginally high. Guess about medium
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high, I would guess, because it's it's not low fantasy, but it's
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not high fantasy either. It's somewhere in the middle. Uh. And you'll
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see this, You'll see the sci fi of blending real quick. Like it's
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it's hard to miss. But yeah, so that is that is that is
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what's going on with that. Still waiting to hear back for my beata readers.
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I'm probably gonna reach out to some more beta readers just to just to
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get because I'm starting to feel a little bit like I should I should get
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more opinions, more more peeps. But I mean, the thing is like
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for for a beta reader as opposed to like an advanced review copy. Like
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a beta reader, you want someone who will give you like well thought out,
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constructive criticism, and it's not that an advanced reader copy person like our
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own Kristin Farley couldn't do that. She probably could. However, she's very
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good at hype. Like I've watched her Instagram and her she is big on
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hyping up books that she likes like that. She is exhaume very good at
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that. So as tempted as I am to ask her to beta read for
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me, I'm kind of keeping her in that advanced reader copy pocket because I
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don't want her to get so excited during the beta read and then it fades,
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and then when I need time for like reviews, will she be as
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strong or as hyped about it. I don't know, you know, I'm
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like, and I would rather give her a polished product than like the current
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unpolished still needs work, draft in progress. That's fair. And you want
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to keep your beta like these are the people who are giving you the suggestions
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to pretty much you make the choices to edit. Yeah, so you don't
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want to keep giving that option out to people because you're gonna get too many
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ideas. I mean, it's good to have a lot of ideas, but
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then when you start getting yeah, like that's too many. But yeah,
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that's awesome. Actually, yeah, I don't mind. But there are people
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like Aaron Conners. Yes, is the author of the Text Murphy series of
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novels and video games, and he beta read for me, but only the
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second draft of thing like as it was about to come out. Anyway,
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then he did the same for me his latest book which I read, which
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was Text Murphy in the romanoph Enigma, which is really really good and if
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you enjoyed detective fiction like I highly recommend it. It was a blast.
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It was so good. His ability to tie everything in back at the end
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of the novel was excellent, like unbelievably good. But I'm thinking about asking
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him now as opposed to waiting until the second draft, because he is he
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is a fellow author, and he will most likely give me the kind of
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feedback that I would most be interested in. So well, it's not just
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honest, it's like thoughtful, Like, you know, this character is particularly
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weak because of this, and you could improve it by doing this. Blah
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blah blah blah blah. You know what I mean. There, Yeah,
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he's been there. He knows what he would want, and he knows what
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another author would want. So anyway, I don't know why I'm explaining my
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Actually I know exactly why, because two people who are likely to listen to
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this are both a beta reader and my advance copy reader, so you know,
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just in case they're curious, because there was a little back and forth
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about this earlier in the week. But I'm gonna get off that topic now
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because I'm veering dangerously close to spoiler territory on novel number two. I haven't
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even finished novel number one all. He just wants the parody right away.
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He's like, just give me waiting for thong. Yes, there's still there,
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you go. There's only one more thing I really got up to this
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week. Yeah, in my spare time when I could. And now that
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everything's been sent off to Nick for the audiobook, hooray, that's it.
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It's done. I still have some things to do that I have to send
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off to him, but they're not lines like, they're not audio editing there,
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which was a nightmare. It's just some text stuff. I'm sure he
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uses the right musical outro at the end of every chapter, and I have
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to figure out which one would be best for the end of every single for
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the mood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my plan for
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this weekend. So aside from that, I am still working on my Windows
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ninety five ninety eight preservation project or archive project, I don't know what you
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would call it. I told my dad about that. He's like, he's
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so insane, Like, yes, yes he is, Yes I am,
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because this is legitimately like one of the hardest things I've ever done in terms
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of like just raw computing, because I mean, there are so many games
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that outright won't work in emulation, but also won't work in Windows ten,
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so I have to find another way now. So far, I've been pretty
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lucky in that usually someone else has already done the hard work. Like a
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good example would be a game I just added, which is WWE Raw from
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two thousand and two, a wrestling game that came out for Windows ninety eight.
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He came out towards the end of Windows ninety eight lifespan, like two
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thousand and two, two thousand and three, two thousand and four is about
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the extent of it. So the problem is is that currently emulation can only
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cover up to a certain level of Windows ninety five ninety eight emulation. Like
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my emulation box, the one that I use for pretty much everything, is
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a Pendium two to three hundred three hundred megahertz I should say, with a
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Voodoo three three thousand, which is great, But there are games that came
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out for Windows ninety eight that require a five hundred megahertz process or require a
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graphics card that can handle Directex eight point one or nine point zero, which
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the Voodoo three can't. It only goes up to seven point oh oh shit.
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So yeah, so there there have been some there. There's like a
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little gap of space where like two thousand and two to two thousand and four
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the game comes out in that region. I'm a look, I'm always gonna
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be a little scared that I'm gonna have to find some crazy workaround. Now.
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Thankfully, there are people out there who have made a ton of these
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workarounds, like they're they're basically called repacks, and they basically take the game
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installed, figure out how to get it working on modern Windows, sometimes using
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tools like DG voodoo or dx wind, which basically are graphics rappers to allow
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like higher levels of direct X to be used on an older game, and
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does it emulate like a newer version of that process or something. I don't
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I don't know how to explain accurately what DG voodoo and dx win to actually
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do. Like, all I know is they make these games work. That's
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as far as I've gotten. It's like, they make these games work,
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and they really do. It's impressive how many, how many of these repacks
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there are, and some of them I don't even know what the dude did
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to get them working, but they're working. So I found one for w
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W RAW, thankfully, because I was never going to be able to emulate
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that with any kind of speed. Got that one working, uh, tested
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it, and added it to the to the pile of games that I have,
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which is currently just over four hundred. Yeah. Crazy, It's nuts,
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and I'm not done, like I'm I'm on the w's so I gotta
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be. I gotta be close. And that's just the games I own.
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Like if I were if I were to expand this in the games that I
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don't own, right but but that exists and and should belong to this project,
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I'd be in this for quite a long time. Yeah, he'd still
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I'd also probably have to get a much larger external hard drive. Right now,
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all of it runs off of four terabyte external hard drive that has seven
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thousand Toss games like over a thousand Windows three point x games. Like it's
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a massive collection, but it's all old computers. It's so cool. It's
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smart, it really is, like, and I'm just since the shit happens.
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Yeah, I downloaded those from someone else who put the shitloads of work
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into that that they put. The guy's name is XO. He's absolute genius,
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and he's very clearly got a passion for archiving and preserving these old games
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so they can be made playable again. He just hasn't done Windows ninety five
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ninety eight for the same reasons that I'm finding it very hard to do.
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Is that emulation isn't quite there yet. Yeah, and which sucks because it's
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like Man ninety eight s forever, oh you know. And it's like you
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would think, you would think, because we can currently emulate like a PlayStation
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three or even an Xbox three sixty to some degree, that we would be
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able to emulate a Windows PC from two thousand and two. Nope. But
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the sheer amount of processing power that is required to emulate just a Pentium to
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four fifty is insane. Is Like, like the guy, the guy who
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put together these these easy to assemble, you know, PC emulation boxes.
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His name is Phil from Phil's computer Lab. He's got a YouTube channel and
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I love watching his stuff. He had an I nine fucking like like modern
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generation processor and it was struggling to run a Pennium two four fifty emulated box.
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Like what the freakman? What can I say? Like Windows emulation is
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still in its infancy, I guess it is, and we still don't have
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like a lot of things that we would need to advance. Like in video
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cards, there's no public repository of knowledge of how the cards work. Nope,
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none. We're not gonna give that away either, even even their old
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cards. They don't. They haven't done that. Like the only reason Voodoo
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Voodoo cards are emulated is because they made everything public when the when the company
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dissolved, Like somebody put all that info out there and was like, here
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you go, you know, learn from it. Maybe it'll make things better
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in the future. I don't know, but I'm glad that they did.
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But I mean, I don't see a video doing the same. No socially
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when they're like the biggest video card company G company, and about that time
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they became one of only two companies that made video cards, and to my
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knowledge, both companies are still in business. And both keep their their graphics
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cards very very private, so it might be a while until we can see
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either either processor improvements or graphics card improvements in PC emulation. But as it
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is, it's it's been a rewarding project just putting all that shit together and
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then going in every now and then to the to the like big box menu
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and just scroll through this giant list of old games that I used to play
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and stopping at everyone and seeing like a video showing the gameplay of it before
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before I press enter and jump right into the game, or in some cases
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wait for the Windows ninety five boot screen to finish and then you know,
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and then the game waunches right after once Windows is loaded, so you know.
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But yeah, I'm having fun with that. Man. That's awesome.
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That is my that is my current source of joy at the moment. But
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I feel like I've been talking forever, so maybe we should take a break.
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Sounds good, all right? When we come back, I'm gonna let
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somebody else talk and look forward to that. Right after this were up this
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What's up? Guys? Got some comments and some voicemail? Yes, sir,
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people keep talking about people talking to us people. It's not just fighting
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voices anymore. It's not just the voices in our heads. Man. Well,
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I did say someone else was going to talk, But I bet you
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didn't know what's going to be, you listener? Yeah, what, so
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let's let's hit it. What's our first comment? Slash slash voicemail slash snail
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mail, hell slash smoke signals slash gabby cool too comments slash TikTok comment slash
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Okay, that's a lot. We can get to that later. We're not
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that pocket. We're not yeah, like maybe five things, but patriot.
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We got comments on show two nineteen, The Cost of a Broken speed Run
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from Colin megs, oh, actually both are from Colin, and he said
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Jeff Irwin with a bunch of laughing faces, Steve slacker. Slacker lists successful
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brothers so lazy he's hanging around the Buffalo suburbs film and Augie to try and
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classify his position to be of y t w's here. Oh An, apologies,
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I didn't realize you meant male chickens when you said you were looking for
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a nice big cock. Disregard those links I sent you. Oh right right.
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I was confused. I thought you were trying to send them to Steve
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and send them to me instead. I didn't want to say anything because you
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know you were sure. I get it. Colin also wrote ps rebuttal to
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Steve having super villain energy. Just remember the ship that comes out of his
30:36
head when dark Stevie is at the wheel. I was like, Dark Stevie,
30:40
don't talk about it. Don't talk about Stevie. Oh ship, I
30:42
don't even remember. That's how much. Don't talk about He's a real doubter.
30:48
Just move on. Sorry. Next comment this comes from the same episode
30:52
the same episode The Cost of a Broken speed Run, but the video version
30:57
on Patreon from Kristin Farley. Another great episode. As always, I really
31:03
like the speed Run game, especially with some Buffy centric topics. Hell's yes,
31:07
hell yeah, we are. Well, a couple of us are really
31:11
big fans of Buffy. I was gonna say, if you like Buffy,
31:14
I have a feeling you're really gonna like my second novel. Oh really.
31:18
Oh yeah. It's a it's a fantasy adventure and the main character is a
31:22
girl who grows up to kick ass. No shit. Yeah, oh fucking
31:26
sweet dude, Hell yeah, hell yes, I'm one hundred percent I love
31:29
that shit all right. Our next comment comes from the video of Aggie's tail,
31:34
the TikTok version. Just a bunch of laughing laughing, it's just laughing
31:41
emojis. Well thanks for that. That was awesome. Yeah, there were
31:47
fun little things. But other than that, our TikTok's actually been doing pretty
31:52
good the last few days. We've been getting Wow, we've been doing some
31:56
good numbers lately, so it's it's been nice. So I'm gonna keep clipping
32:01
the show a little small things and shadow bands for something dumb I put up
32:07
there. We should be good. Yeah hopefully, Yeah, because I had
32:10
definitely hasn't happened yet, not yet? Is that everything? No, we
32:15
have a voicemail as well, Yes we do have. We got audios.
32:22
Hello, Glory, crappy game. I can't believe Ariage literally a brotherfucker folk
32:32
Jill brother rats of a competition. Oh that's just not nice anyway, I
32:42
love you. I was gonna say, no, that is not what happened,
32:51
but it was what happened. But yes, I did kind of accidentally
32:55
fuck him over, but only because he was ship at the game compared to
33:00
me. So I mean, I feel like that's his own fault. It
33:07
wasn't malicious. It wasn't malicious. No, absolutely not. I game a
33:10
ride and I was like, oh, as long as I'm here him as
33:14
we'll play. Exactly. I didn't know I was going to beat him.
33:16
I was sure he was going to beat me. I forgot all about that.
33:21
Colin again, Yeah, I was like, what the fuck is he
33:23
talking about? Oh yeah, dirty dirty pool sir? Well thank you,
33:30
Colin, appreciate it. Oh yes, sir, thank you for calling and
33:34
Colin and I believe that was all the voicemails for this week. And send
33:37
your big cock preasures my way please. Oh yeah, all right, I'm
33:44
looking for male chickens. Sorry, all the male chickens, all the sizes,
33:49
all the sha chickens, doesn't matter any male chicken. You said it
33:53
booke daddy yet whatever daddy got her own website. You're at whatever, dude
34:07
ship. We should make that a dope. We should get a little server
34:10
and host whatever dot com. That'd be fucking awesome. I'm pretty sure has
34:15
that domain? What god? What hell? Yes? Ah, well,
34:25
yeah, that's all the that's all the stuff from the people's, the people's
34:30
stuff from the people's. Here's the church. Well, who wants to go
34:37
next? I already went. I explored everything that I've been up to the
34:39
past couple of weeks. I could talk stuffs, all right, Stevie,
34:43
talk stuffs. Yeah. So lately, well, we're getting close to the
34:46
end of school, so very excited. I'm gonna have more time to be
34:51
in here and getting more stuff done. What's gonna be awesome, and getting
34:54
things done around the house, which I'm stupid happy for. But like we're
35:00
done cooking hot food right now, like all our stuff is off, Like
35:04
I have two days of school left, and all it is is like,
35:07
all right, I'm bagging up your breakfast, bagging up your lunch, putting
35:10
in the cooler, and bouncing like I just gotta clean a few things and
35:15
I'm done. So I'm like stupid happy about that, like to be able
35:19
to just be like, all right, no more school, no more getting.
35:22
I mean, I'll probably still get up early and shit, because you're
35:23
gonna get up early, and I want to try to make breakfast every day
35:27
and shit. But yeah, like it's gonna be so nice to be fucking
35:30
done with that. And I have like that responsibility for a couple of months.
35:36
Other than that, man, uh, today I got into k pop
35:40
rap. What Yeah. So it started with oh god it method Man did
35:50
a new song with Eminem and Snoop Dogg. Let's check this shit out.
35:52
Started watching that, and then we started talking about other rap. I think
35:57
I just like the kind of with that real quick. Yes, he got
36:05
into watching k pop by first watching It's true, that's how it happened.
36:15
Regardless, I was like, oh shit, k pop rap. So I
36:19
found a YouTube video had like the best K pop rappers. So we watched
36:23
that and it was like ten minutes long and it went to all these groups
36:29
and individuals and dude, it was fucking impressive. Like my plan tonight,
36:32
no joke is, when I'm sitting at my computer gaming, the other screen's
36:36
gonna be K pop rap. That's always gonna be. Some of them speak
36:39
English, some of them don't. Every now and then you'll hear an English
36:43
word anyway because of our slang and shit. But dude, it was fucking
36:46
like made me happy like everywhere, Like I was like, good, what
36:52
do you mean everywhere? Well, not just like in the penal area like
36:55
all of them, okay, is it's not just the yeah, like dude,
37:04
like not just a no note. But dude, it was like really
37:12
cool, like I don't know why, Like it's made me so happy.
37:19
So yeah, I don't know why either, but I'm very grateful that it's
37:22
made you this. Hell yeah, so everybody should go check out some K
37:24
pop rap. It's pretty cool all right. Now down to like the business
37:30
business portion of this ship, the new Doom Doom Medieval. Have you seen
37:36
the fucking trailer? No, I haven't, Oh me fair, I still
37:40
haven't finished Doom twenty sixteen or Doom Eternal. Oh my gosh, okay,
37:45
I mean that's fair. I mean I'm I'm a big Doom person, but
37:49
holy crap, dude, like Doom, it's the prequel. To be fair,
37:52
I still haven't beaten Doom three. Like to catch up, I would
37:59
have to go backaways all of them. I've beaten Doom took the originals,
38:05
Yes, yeah, yeah, rock out O g baby fuck gu Yes,
38:08
that's what I'm saying. I think the only do my beat was the one
38:13
that we heavily modded and then land the modern warfare one. That ship was
38:19
fucking fun. I think it was Doom too modded. Yeah, with that
38:22
was that was the only one we technically beat, but that was because we
38:25
played all night because it was so much it was. We should find that
38:30
fucking wide. That would be fucking cool. Hell yeah, I'm pretty sure
38:32
I can put it back together somewhere right, that would be. But yeah,
38:38
New Doom is medieval. It's the prequel to the newer like the twenty
38:42
sixteen and on the newer, faster paced ones. So it's the prequel telling
38:45
the story of the actual slayer and stuff. Like, dude, it looks
38:51
like I'm getting it. There's no doubt in my mind. I'm getting this.
38:52
I get them all. I mean not for nothing. This kind of
38:55
sounds like quake, but Doom started it all. I mean, yeah,
39:00
if you put the words Doom and medieval together, Oh I see what you're
39:05
saying, like, yeah, yeah, okay, I guess that's kind of
39:07
yeah. I thought that was to be fairy quick as Yeah, you're right,
39:10
you do have guns in that, but yeah, space suit, but
39:13
the setting is very Yeah. Yeah, fucking got me all hyped up like
39:17
stupid madics. I mean, I'll happily check it out. Yeah yeah,
39:22
I'll be getting it. Probably gonna wind up getting it myself. I own
39:24
both Doom twenty sixteen and Eternal. Yes, I just haven't beaten them.
39:29
Oh my gosh, they're fun. I wish they were more co op than
39:30
I think. They're just deathmatch you can do single like missions and stuff.
39:35
Yeah, co op would be a shipload of fun. That would be ideal,
39:38
Like they should just bring it back, bring four player co op in
39:43
the new Doom. I would cream myself. I got nothing else, I
39:47
got nothing. I mean, I would just like, all right, well
39:52
we got it. You'd like it, Jesus, look me up to a
39:53
milking machine man. We'll make babies forever, like you want to talk about
40:00
infinite spawns, like it's not a limited resource for sake. But I also
40:07
have to bring up because of Doom, what Butter got me for Father's Day.
40:16
Yes, the Doom mccorn up to that camera there listening. It is
40:25
Doom guy in white and pink armor just as almost like a unicorn. And
40:32
it's one of the McFarlane as an actual horn sticking up between his horse like
40:37
ears. So it's the McFarlane like special to like they are twenty two movable
40:43
parts, like it's insane, like these are awesome. He has a shotgun
40:49
and a rainbow drill you wings, wings and a tail. Yes, it's
40:57
gonna be so much fun. Excited. There was another Doom thing and I
41:05
can't remember what it was, but they moded Doom and I told you about
41:07
it, and I can't remember because I'm really stoned right now. But there's
41:10
been a new thing. They moded Doom to turn it into a roguelike.
41:15
Yes, there's a roguelike version of du Yeah, I guess there's this new
41:20
one that. Yeah, I don't know, but this thing is pretty damn
41:23
epic looking, man Like, I mean more than I thought it was.
41:28
The newer Dooms turned into Age. No, it's Doom too. Well,
41:31
it's Final Doom, so it's Final Doom roguelike. Like there's five hundred items.
41:37
Everything's randomized in there and stuff. The bosses do all different things now
41:40
too, which is really cool. Like they showed one of the Barons of
41:44
Hell and your shooting stuff. It was like three of his fireballs in groups
41:49
of three at a time, like it like everything did something different, some
41:52
things could fly now and stuff like it was nuts. So I wanted to
41:57
check that out. I was telling, Oh yeah, I'm like, yeah,
41:58
this is gonna happen. It's on point. Oh boy. Yeah,
42:01
but yeah, hardcoing to the Doom stuff lately. I gotta be really happy.
42:06
I know. The other thing I've been doing is call of duty.
42:08
Is because call of duty. But they announced the new Black Ops six coming
42:13
out in November. Kind of excited, but not as much as I used
42:16
to be. I think Doom's gonna take control of pretty much everything from November
42:22
forward. I mean, I'll get the new call of duty, but I'm
42:24
just in it. I mean either yeah, maybe it's just me, but
42:27
it just feels like the call of duties have been harder and harder to harder
42:30
and harder to play with friends. Yeah, Like it just seems like it's
42:34
just been getting harder and harder. And like you look at like ranked play
42:38
and you're just like you can clearly tell, like the people at the top
42:42
are cheating, yeah, or are bots themselves and killing loads of ai bots
42:47
characters. So you're just like, man, fuck is it's I mean,
42:51
I have fun every now and then, like I'll still do my battle right
42:53
out, but it's just me, so it's not like a team, like
42:57
you know, it sucks. I miss I missed the old day. That
42:59
night we spent playing Doom to co op with fucking Call of Duty weaponry was
43:05
among the most fun we've ever had together. Do you think it'd be possible
43:07
to find that? Oh? Yeah, do you think it'd be possible for
43:10
us to all play that together? Yeah? Absolutely, I say we do
43:15
that. I mean, I'll tell you right now. It was shortsighted of
43:19
me not to put it on the the game box that I oh ship made
43:23
and installed in here, because it could easily run on that thing. Oh
43:27
that'd be cool. Yeah, I wait to check this ship out, guys.
43:30
Way to do this, I'll you know, what. I'll put it
43:34
together and I'll test it to make sure it works and that you can do
43:37
like a multiplayer co op. And we'll just fucking go to town and I'll
43:42
see if I can get one for Doom one and Doom too. Oh my
43:44
god, We'll just go through the whole thing from the beginning. Oh yeah,
43:50
yeah, yep, that's gonna happen. Yeah, I've got nothing else
43:57
to say. Ogie, do you want to I don't know. Do you
43:59
have something to talking about? Do you want to go a break? You
44:00
have to quick little break, take a little break. When we come back,
44:04
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44:15
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media post and so much more. Hey man, welcome mech It's time for
45:01
part three. Uh and we have, as always saved the best for last.
45:06
Y yay, your brother man o great because I love talking about me
45:13
one the one hitter. It's true you said one hander, the one hander.
45:22
He's not wrong speaking of people. I hope never hear this. So
45:35
yeah, I've been working a lot this summer as I do. It's just
45:39
nice little setup I've got going at. You know, got a job that
45:45
can pay bills. It's great. Yeah, it's like I know, it's
45:49
like to have one of those. Yeah, it's great to be able to
45:52
afford food. Food is good, but I do enjoy it. But one
45:58
of the fun after this, right, hopefully we will too. Anyways,
46:07
So one of the fun things I got to do this year so far was
46:12
we got at least for my new experience, we got crawfish, and which
46:19
is really fun. So, like, you know, crawfish to like a
46:21
little how could I describe them? They're fresh water lobsters like lobsters. Yeah,
46:30
So we got a bunch of those in because you could put them in
46:32
your ponds. They're good like egg eaters, so they'll eat like mosquito eggs
46:38
any access like fish eggs you don't want in your pond. They do eat
46:43
algae and like, but they are opportunistic eaters, which means they'll go after
46:46
like sickly fish or anything they think they can get their claws on. Oh
46:52
they don't get like massively huge, but they can get a decent size.
46:55
So if you have a small fish, they are at risk. Unfortunately,
47:00
your larger fish will probably eat it. But it is what it is,
47:05
circle of life and all that. But yeah, we got to mess with
47:07
those. I haven't surprisingly gotten my fingers pinched yet, but I did get
47:14
it grazed the other day. So I was transferring some from a old holding
47:22
tank bit ben, yeah, tank that we had in that man, because
47:24
we could condense them because we've sold quite a few of them, so we
47:28
were able to get them kind of more all together instead of super separated.
47:31
Crawfish surprisingly popular. Yeah, for surprisingly actually, but I would to go
47:38
grab one too, you know. Oh that's different, right, cramish feels
47:44
more like a Louisiana thing. Well, it's for like if you have like
47:50
a creek along with your pond, Like they do really well in those more
47:52
shallow areas. Cool because they can both be terrestrials. Around here. Yeah,
47:59
that's true. There is around here somewhere. His place is for fish
48:07
to swim. Yes, yes, fishing places here. We have fish.
48:10
We do have fish places here, quite a few of them actually. But
48:16
I happened to graze my hand on one of their claws when I went to
48:20
go grab one to transfer over, and like, even though it was like
48:23
superficial, it's still like actually managed to get some skin, like surface level
48:30
skin. Nothing like the break didn't break break the skin to the cause bleeding,
48:35
but enough on the surface. Like, wow, that was actually quite
48:37
sharp. I wonder what I felt like if it actually pinched me. Oh
48:39
geez, yeah, I'm like that was That was a moderately sized one too.
48:44
It wasn't even like the biggest one in there. I'm like, oh,
48:45
interesting. So their claws might not be powerful for all enough to like
48:50
break skin, but they could definitely graze you and hurt you. I'm like,
48:52
oh, good thing, I have this big orange sign up that seems
48:54
to be working so far. That says attention, Please do not try to
48:59
handle cross bitch, do not stick it into tanks. Well, there's a
49:08
sign. I wash my hands of whatever happened. And I already said I'm
49:15
sorry, all right, I'm sorry. I had to buy them afterwards too.
49:21
But I've also had like some like interesting issues too that just kind of
49:25
crop up every once in a while. This one issue that we're having is
49:29
right in the front of the store. Are these barn swallows that for whatever
49:34
reason keep making their nest right at the peak at the front there, like
49:37
on top of a light fixture or whatever. And no matter what we do,
49:43
they just seem to go back make a nest whatever every year. But
49:46
when they when someone gets too close to their nest, they get defensive,
49:52
so they'll go out fly like a bunch of noise, and they'll swoop around
49:57
and try to dive by. They will get super close, but they'll still
50:00
try to scare you away, basically, And they do this to everybody,
50:05
every customer that comes in, every customer that comes out us when we have
50:08
to open the store or close the store. And what's even worse is that
50:14
sometimes they'll misjudge like how far they're diving at you. So the other day,
50:22
I was like thirty minutes late getting out out of work because I had
50:30
I was bringing in our open flag and we only had like the one door
50:34
open, and I just kind of walk in and then I feel like something
50:37
to something's fly past my head and I look up and now we got barn
50:40
swallows flying around the store, and I'm like, oh, no, God,
50:45
damn it. So I spent like thirty minutes with my boss, which
50:50
is we're just like trying everything to get it back out because at that point
50:52
we had we only had the one door open. It's like a double door
50:57
front door, but we only had the one open, and they still went
51:00
through and I had to pop the other one open, and then we were
51:04
like sitting there for three minutes to see if we go out, no thing
51:06
go out. It's like, okay, whatever deal with this in the morning.
51:08
Apparently, according to my co worker is they do it quite often,
51:13
and the only way to get them out is literally pop open both doors and
51:16
just sit there and wait because they won't leave when they're ready to leave,
51:21
but they won't leave right away ever, a kill over heard. Let's nudge
51:29
them out the window and the tie everything go off. Because my work does
51:37
know I do a podcast. I don't think they know exactly what I do
51:43
on the podcast, though I have warned them a number of times that I
51:45
am not exactly myself all the time. But yeah, But they also have
51:54
been getting into advertising the store and getting information out there in a new and
52:01
interesting way, or at least new and interesting for them, one of which
52:06
is putting out videos of a lot of stuff. And they usually do like
52:10
a lot of kind of like brief seminars of how to do something or like
52:15
a brief walkthrough of like what we do. And they had tapped me for
52:21
a video specifically our morning daily water change that we do for our fish,
52:28
our stockfish that we sell. We sell Koi and goldfish. So there is
52:32
a video now out there in the ether that you can find of me just
52:38
kind of awkwardly doing a water change to several like plastic blue plastic bins while
52:49
trying desperately not to swear under my breath or say anything or make a joke
52:55
like I like I wanted to crack a joke like so bad around What could
53:00
I say that wouldn't be offensive or would reflect badly on the store like,
53:05
so I just kind of like awkwardly. So there's a lot of like them
53:07
just speeding me up, just walking back and forth doing shit and occasionally explaining
53:14
what I'm doing. I'm sure Stevie will post that somewhere, but we won't
53:21
play it here because it wouldn't sound good on audio. It's it's a definitely
53:24
more of a visual experience. Put it on Patreon for free so that anybody
53:28
who follows us on there, Well, yeah, you could find it for
53:30
free too. People pay for the free video. Yeah right, Well,
53:40
and that's pretty much everything you've been getting up to over the past week.
53:44
Yeah, I mean I've been getting some gaming in as I can possibly can.
53:47
H Like, I'm sorry to hit that brick wall again where I'm like,
53:52
okay, I got really far in Cyberpunk and I pretty much beat it.
53:55
I got just about to the end of the DLC. I'm like,
53:59
okay, I need to give does a break because I've been playing it for
54:00
like one hundred hours. Then I got into Fallout New Vegas first, went
54:07
through all those DLCs, some of them I've never done before and some of
54:13
them I'm probably never do again. Not a huge fan of Dead money,
54:21
just because not because it was bad, it just I don't know it was.
54:29
I guess if I had to choose the worst one, it's probably the
54:32
one I'm on now, which is the one we have to go find that
54:36
other courier dude, lonesome road, I think, Oh, I genuinely don't
54:43
remember. Yeah, the best one is the is the freaking old Old World
54:47
Blues because it's the fucking funny science fiction Big Mountain. Oh yeah, yeah,
54:54
that one's funny. But yeah, I pretty much beat that one through.
54:59
And then I'm like, okay, I should eventually actually go through beat
55:01
Fallout four on the PC because I still haven't done it yet. And I'm
55:06
like, yeah, let's see what Skyrim's up to, because I've already logged
55:09
like so many hours of Skyrom and I immediately go, yeah, I'm gonna
55:13
play skyro Oh. He just hops. I literally just hop up. I've
55:16
been waiting for like a I was hoping Starfield was gonna be like the next
55:21
one to jump into, and it really didn't click with me. I enjoyed
55:24
it enough to finish it. I kind of wish I'd gotten more into like
55:30
Starship building, because it would have been a lot of fun to build my
55:32
own, like Massive super Fighter. Yeah, you know, just put together
55:37
some boss ass fucking unstoppable. I saw some of those things online that people
55:42
create, Yeah, and they got pretty crazy with it, like the circular
55:45
ones, because then, like the computer to AI would target the center of
55:47
your ship, and if it was a circle, there's nothing in the center,
55:51
it would the missiles and stuff would go through you and not hit you.
55:53
Because like chocolate on the outer Ring, ourselves in they always had smart
56:00
if they always aidm center mass, just make center masks, dont a taurus
56:06
through space. So I saw an interesting TikTok. I guess I just thought
56:14
of it when you were saying that you were having trouble finding the stuff to
56:17
to play. It was it was like a TikTok of dude is like,
56:22
you know, reaching the point where gaming ends, and he's like he's having
56:24
a hard time sending your hard time picking a game out to play out of
56:28
the ones he has, and he's like, all right, maybe something more
56:30
nostalgic, something I've already played goes through unless he can't pick out anything to
56:34
play there either, And I'm like he's just sitting in front of his TV
56:37
just like cursed with indecision, and I'm like, dude, this is depression,
56:42
Like this is not That's exactly what that is. That's depression. Something
56:46
to relieve your depression. And and and that's what depression does is it paralyzes
56:52
you with indecision that tries to make you avoid finding something that would give you
56:58
comfort, like just just pick something in sick with it. Gaming doesn't have
57:00
to end. I thought I'd seen everything that I would ever see in gaming,
57:06
like by the time I was thirty, and then I played Deggan Rompa,
57:08
and I was like, I was fucking wrong. There's there's still new
57:12
ship out there that I've never even heard of, and there's there's there's new
57:15
experiences coming out every single day all the time. Like we got rock Band
57:21
for a good long time there, you know, not long enough you ask
57:24
me. It's still around. Technically, it's just so hard. It's just
57:31
just hard to get the instruments if you didn't get it and held on to
57:36
it because nobody has gone for the million dollar idea of making replacement instruments or
57:42
they can't. It's probably a pet yeah, yeah, yeah, bastards.
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Yeah. Anyway, I think that's going to do it for this episode of
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b F Y t W. You hope you enjoyed us just chilling out,
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just talking about ship, about so mighty, just talking about ship. Hell
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yeah, all sorts of stuff. Yeah, we need a chill show every
58:07
now and then, just to recharge. Yes, because yeah, this was
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a pretty pretty slow and low week for me, and I'm kind of glad
58:15
it's over and I'm looking forward to new challenges. So, and I'm almost
58:19
done with the audiobook and then I can finally relax. No, I can't.
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I have to make like twenty videos more fun stuff. Yeah, I'll
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eventually be done. Sunday, just Sunday Sunday along down the road. This
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whole thing was my idea. I got no one to blame with myself.
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Yeah I did. I did. It's it's all on me. Anyway.
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I want to thank you for listening to our insane ramblings and we'll be back
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for more insane ramblings next week. And you can follow me at BFY.
58:52
No you can't, that's the podcast, what of my fucking tactically can't technically,
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Yes, you can follow the podcast to be a fight podcast. Most
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of the socials send us email to be a fight to podcast at gmail dot
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com. We like your email. We might even read it on the show.
59:09
You can follow me at Pantiless Aaron. That's where yours. Follow me
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book Daddy just call me book Daddy from no one. Just fucking do it.
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I'm gonna grab that domain when I get home. Just like book Daddy.
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Change book daddy dot life. I like that. Oh yeaddy, it's
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that book daddy life. I'm living that book fu. Yeah, books are
59:42
for dudes too. I enjoyed the shout out of books. I didn't realize
59:49
there was a stick. There isn't really, but I mean I think I
59:52
think there's reading figures to indicate women read books, like three to one for
1:00:00
that bullshit. That's what I'm saying. Fuck that noise, show me the
1:00:05
movie that noise, show me the read the show me the book. You
1:00:12
cave man, do it. It takes too long where anyway. I don't
1:00:19
know where you can follows TV spoke Yeah, follow Andy Doggy zero eight.
1:00:27
I'm not even letting you do it. That's fair. Fuck it, you
1:00:29
gotta I got no Yeah, you stole my fu. Yeah, that's it.
1:00:36
You can go to our website. Be a f t B pod dot
1:00:38
com. Check our ship out. Yeah yeah, check her ship do it?
1:00:42
Do it now, fucking just go, bitch, stop sitting here listening,
1:00:47
Get off you're ass and do something. Go to patreon dot com,
1:00:51
slash by t W follow from see hockey videos. Ship you know it's free.
1:01:21
Episode it ends. I remember what they said at the beginning, you're
1:01:25
gonna cancel. Fuck you guys. Everybody get off their patriot. They're not
1:01:32
even find hours fund yourself. I don't even want to follow for free.
1:01:44
You can, but I want, fucking chucklehead the door of my band wid
1:01:52
let's sucking close this bitch out. Yeah, I got nothing either. Why
1:02:05
because you no, no that way, Come on, that's gonna be it
1:02:12
from us? Why Hours? That's why? Because that's why. Hey,
1:02:17
look we finally found the fox. I am at the end the whole time
1:02:23
time, damn it. Oh yeah,