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- 0:00Speaker 1: Say what you want about twenty twenty six, but one
- 0:02Speaker 1: thing you're not allowed to say, especially around me, is
- 0:04Speaker 1: that it's boring. Because absolutely positively, whatever you want to say,
- 0:09Speaker 1: however you feel one way or the other about what
- 0:13Speaker 1: what's going on in twenty twenty six, one thing is
- 0:17Speaker 1: for sure that the first four months of this amazing
- 0:20Speaker 1: year is going to be deemed one day as twenty
- 0:24Speaker 1: twenty six was the year of just plain old fashioned
- 0:27Speaker 1: eye strangeness.
- 0:28Speaker 2: In fact, looking back.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Since I've been on the fringe for a while, I
- 0:35Speaker 1: can't recall a year more hectic, with just the strangest
- 0:41Speaker 1: amount of information being shot at the United States of
- 0:46Speaker 1: America from what I feel like is a water hose.
- 0:51Speaker 2: In my entire life.
- 0:52Speaker 1: We have a president who I voted for that I
- 0:56Speaker 1: can't tell if he is in later stages dementia, if
- 1:00Speaker 1: he's hitting a bong twenty one times a day, or
- 1:04Speaker 1: if he actually believes that CNN says he has one
- 1:07Speaker 1: hundred percent approval rating with his magabase. And the only
- 1:11Speaker 1: time I've ever heard anybody say that was a guy
- 1:14Speaker 1: named Kim Jong il, which is Kim Jong UN's father,
- 1:17Speaker 1: when he wondred percent of the boat when we were
- 1:21Speaker 1: in Japan with this knucklehead right here, preparing to go
- 1:24Speaker 1: to war with that guy. But enough of that, Today's Friday.
- 1:29Speaker 1: We're gonna have some good conversations here because that's not
- 1:32Speaker 1: the only high strangers going around, because evidently there's been
- 1:37Speaker 1: nothing but ongoing mass Bigfoot, dog man, cryptid gnome sightings
- 1:44Speaker 1: in Utah if you can imagine that, right, and Dwinda's
- 1:48Speaker 1: lock nest motser and to wrap things up because it
- 1:52Speaker 1: fits right in at twenty twenty six, they've discovered a
- 1:55Speaker 1: book called the Studio Marakacha the Mama Room, which basically
- 2:00Speaker 1: is the book of Demons, and it's all the ray
- 2:02Speaker 1: right now.
- 2:03Speaker 3: Anyways, No, I digress.
- 2:04Speaker 2: My name is Joseph. This is my buddy Jay. This
- 2:07Speaker 2: is the Daily Enigma. Let's get into it, Jake again,
- 2:11Speaker 2: any lies detected on what I just said?
- 2:14Speaker 3: There's lots of take in. Man, Where where did this
- 2:21Speaker 3: book come from? Well?
- 2:24Speaker 2: Well you would you let me to jump right into it.
- 2:27Speaker 2: First of all, nerd, I'm.
- 2:29Speaker 3: Just going to throw you like they found a book.
- 2:32Speaker 1: In First of all, First of all, you nerd, it's
- 2:35Speaker 1: called a gaw Okay, it's not a book, it's called
- 2:38Speaker 1: a grim wall.
- 2:40Speaker 2: Why don't you Why don't you get with it? Duh? Yes,
- 2:43Speaker 2: I thought it was a book, and I was correct
- 2:45Speaker 2: in the same way. No, I said, well, what's the
- 2:47Speaker 2: difference between a book and the grimwaw?
- 2:49Speaker 1: Crickets? Crickets crickets? Two pieces of leather with a bunch
- 2:52Speaker 1: of paper in between. All right, so we're calling this Hey,
- 2:56Speaker 1: you know what. Uh, I'm not the sharpest tool knife,
- 3:00Speaker 1: but I'm not the sharpest tooling the.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Shed, but I respond to beatings, right, Jay, I respond, Yeah,
- 3:05Speaker 2: you can beat it in me, right, I can figure
- 3:06Speaker 2: it out, right.
- 3:08Speaker 3: So we have a nearly bro.
- 3:09Speaker 1: This thing is called a grimoire, and it is a
- 3:13Speaker 1: I wrote the nose down here because I knew this
- 3:15Speaker 1: would get your little weirdo pipe right there. It's got
- 3:20Speaker 1: a long name. It's called the Studio Manaraca.
- 3:25Speaker 2: Daimon noon.
- 3:26Speaker 1: Right, It's obviously Latin for something, right. It's a sixteenth
- 3:30Speaker 1: century grimoire and the name basically translates to false monarchy
- 3:37Speaker 1: of demons. That's what the direct English translation is, right.
- 3:41Speaker 1: Supposedly it was written by this guy named Johann Johann
- 3:47Speaker 1: Weaver and has been exploding in the fringe discussions lately,
- 3:52Speaker 1: as early as last week with what they're saying, this
- 3:55Speaker 1: is a explosive discovery and has it does? I will
- 3:59Speaker 1: say this, it does have over one hundred thousand comments
- 4:03Speaker 1: and engagements, right, and what it dug What this book is, basically,
- 4:07Speaker 1: in the nutshell is it's a catalog of demons, devils,
- 4:12Speaker 1: dangerous creatures, and an early precursor to the more famous
- 4:16Speaker 1: I didn't know this was a book at all called
- 4:19Speaker 1: Ris Gota's seventy two Demons.
- 4:23Speaker 2: You ever heard that book?
- 4:25Speaker 3: The Gacia Yeah, there you go.
- 4:28Speaker 4: Go.
- 4:29Speaker 3: Like he said, I looked it up while you were
- 4:31Speaker 3: talking about at the pseudo Monarchia Demonium.
- 4:34Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what I say, exactly what I said.
- 4:38Speaker 3: It was exactly what you said. Look at it. Look
- 4:41Speaker 3: at that.
- 4:42Speaker 2: Look at my lights flickered. What's going on here?
- 4:45Speaker 3: Yeah? No, it's a you know, it's it's about it's
- 4:50Speaker 3: about demons.
- 4:51Speaker 2: Fun fact, y'all. Me and this guy over here, we've.
- 4:54Speaker 3: Actual demons in their offices.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Yeah, we've actually done some digging and we actually dug
- 4:58Speaker 1: into one of the I would say, I have I've
- 5:01Speaker 1: never I've never seen anyone else run the angle that
- 5:06Speaker 1: we did we talked about King Solomon's Ring, and we
- 5:09Speaker 1: ran it all the way down about the powers it
- 5:12Speaker 1: had and the things that it you know what, how it?
- 5:15Speaker 2: You know, the ring.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Traveled and supposedly was on the on the finger of
- 5:19Speaker 1: do you remember.
- 5:19Speaker 3: Who Jay Bob Marley. That's right, you can't make this up.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Supposedly ended up into Bob Marley's hands for a little while.
- 5:29Speaker 1: And so yeah, we it's if you want, okay, I
- 5:33Speaker 1: gotta do better on my advertising. If you're interested in that,
- 5:36Speaker 1: need to go back to our brother channel, the Answer
- 5:38Speaker 1: Enigma Files. Go into our bodies of work over there
- 5:41Speaker 1: called Enigma Cast, and you'll find it in there. I
- 5:43Speaker 1: think it's episode. It's in the twenties or the thirties
- 5:45Speaker 1: or something like that. Right, yeah, go ahead, and we
- 5:49Speaker 1: are the Daily Enigma. We are the sister channel of
- 5:52Speaker 1: the Answer Enigma Files. Well, this is our Monday through
- 5:54Speaker 1: Friday show and we get down and talk like this
- 5:58Speaker 1: over our opinions over there. I say, heart to the
- 6:00Speaker 1: chat here. What's going on, mister Stony, thanks for hanging out,
- 6:03Speaker 1: he says. Mystical spooks and expeditions on YouTube. All right,
- 6:06Speaker 1: jail check that out. I'm sure but anyways, we've ran
- 6:10Speaker 1: some things down on this right, and it's funny that
- 6:13Speaker 1: we brought that up because it says that this.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Supposedly is even older than.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Solomac and mess up a Tamian sources all right, and
- 6:24Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, And what it is talking about? It
- 6:27Speaker 1: details a list of ethies that could influence minds, cause
- 6:30Speaker 1: physical harm, cross in and out of our world, speaking
- 6:32Speaker 1: questions about whether these ancient demon traps invocations still hold
- 6:36Speaker 1: hitting knowledge. Somebody is already possessed in their in their
- 6:39Speaker 1: in their basement doing this shit. I know they are
- 6:41Speaker 1: right or or or warning is revelent today. It ties beautifully.
- 6:46Speaker 1: That's a word I would not choose. But they did
- 6:48Speaker 1: into modern high strangeness and could be this is this
- 6:52Speaker 1: is actually this could be a I thought, this is
- 6:54Speaker 1: actually kind of cool as well. Could explain a lot
- 6:58Speaker 1: of the activity that takes place around and on skin
- 7:01Speaker 1: Walker ranks when it comes to portals, cryptids, demons crossing
- 7:04Speaker 1: over from the nether realm thenother realm, the spirit world
- 7:07Speaker 1: is what we'll call it. Yeah, So today's Friday, and
- 7:12Speaker 1: you know what I need. I want to break from
- 7:16Speaker 1: from traditional I could I could do I could have
- 7:18Speaker 1: a million views on a channel just talking about politics,
- 7:22Speaker 1: but I can't stand our politics.
- 7:23Speaker 2: Right, So Jay, we're gonna get into this demons.
- 7:28Speaker 4: Bro.
- 7:29Speaker 3: That's that's right.
- 7:31Speaker 1: Fits right into April, right right right into April, Man,
- 7:35Speaker 1: right into April. We got u a p disclosure, scientists
- 7:39Speaker 1: and military officials going missing.
- 7:42Speaker 3: Congressman saying, by the way, the eleventh.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Nothing to see here, nothing to see here, nothing to here.
- 7:51Speaker 1: It's not a pattern, a pattern, and all one time
- 7:54Speaker 1: as an accident, second time, second time is an accident,
- 7:57Speaker 1: third time as an accident.
- 7:58Speaker 2: Eleventh time. God, call this an accident.
- 8:02Speaker 3: Really just really a coincidence? What do you what do
- 8:05Speaker 3: you mean?
- 8:05Speaker 2: They all was, they all had They were all in
- 8:06Speaker 2: the same group chat, group text. What did I got?
- 8:10Speaker 3: They had a signal chat signal chat.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Erica Kirk doesn't feel good today? All right, we don't
- 8:15Speaker 2: have time to talk about this, right, Erica Kirk is
- 8:19Speaker 2: having a bed.
- 8:22Speaker 3: We don't have time to talk about it lately.
- 8:25Speaker 1: So anyways, Bro, this fits right into the high strangeness
- 8:29Speaker 1: of twenty twenty six. Of course, in April, right after Easter,
- 8:33Speaker 1: they would discover a grim wall that's older than the
- 8:36Speaker 1: solvent salmonic text talking about how to summon and control
- 8:41Speaker 1: and list out in great detail the amount of demons.
- 8:45Speaker 3: Right.
- 8:45Speaker 1: So, and before I turned this over to Jay, I'm
- 8:49Speaker 1: well aware how some of you guys think, and some
- 8:53Speaker 1: of you guys would like so on this channel, demons, angels,
- 8:57Speaker 1: interdimensional aliens, hybrid's on.
- 9:01Speaker 2: A Naki nepheline. We just referred to him around here
- 9:04Speaker 2: to day as the what.
- 9:06Speaker 3: Non human entities.
- 9:07Speaker 1: Non humanities or in my Tennessee accent, not us as
- 9:12Speaker 1: it's not not us as dog. So, Jay, what did
- 9:15Speaker 1: you have this on your bingo card?
- 9:17Speaker 2: Man?
- 9:19Speaker 4: Which one the disappearing scientists, the Grimoire or the massive
- 9:24Speaker 4: all of a sudden surgeons of Bigfoot sightings in Ohio?
- 9:28Speaker 2: The grim Wall?
- 9:33Speaker 3: Well, this one's been around for a little while.
- 9:36Speaker 4: I've got information on it from from a couple of
- 9:39Speaker 4: years ago. But it's not one that I mean. I'm
- 9:43Speaker 4: familiar with ours Gatia, uh, I am not familiar with
- 9:49Speaker 4: the pseudo Monarchya Demonium.
- 9:53Speaker 3: I have never heard of this.
- 9:54Speaker 2: Book man, Well, of course not.
- 9:55Speaker 1: You're not cool again, you call you keep calling it
- 9:57Speaker 1: a book, You keep calling it a book, and they're
- 9:59Speaker 1: not I'm yoga.
- 10:03Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 10:05Speaker 4: Now there seems to have been a lot of them
- 10:09Speaker 4: created around this time, and like the fifteen the middle
- 10:13Speaker 4: of the fifte you know, fifteen hundreds, Like.
- 10:18Speaker 3: I don't know, I think.
- 10:21Speaker 2: Well, here's what I here's what I find strange.
- 10:23Speaker 4: About it, you know, to see how it links up
- 10:26Speaker 4: with the context of the time.
- 10:27Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, here's what I find.
- 10:29Speaker 1: Here's what I find interesting actually about these type of books, right,
- 10:37Speaker 1: not this book here specifically, but like we've we've done stories,
- 10:39Speaker 1: and we've done research and again on Enigma Cast we
- 10:43Speaker 1: do our deep dives are our you know, hardcore factual
- 10:46Speaker 1: dig ins and bring actual dates and receipts. But one
- 10:49Speaker 1: thing I can tell you that I've noticed conducting that
- 10:53Speaker 1: research is that this type of literature transcend the three
- 11:01Speaker 1: categories that it takes for me to take it serious language, culture,
- 11:06Speaker 1: and distance via space and time. Right, So I'll break
- 11:11Speaker 1: that down. Cultures that were separated by continents that didn't
- 11:15Speaker 1: speak the same language and weren't even existing in the
- 11:18Speaker 1: same time periods.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Again, they have these.
- 11:20Speaker 1: Books written specifically cataloging and chronal and you know, dictating
- 11:27Speaker 1: on how to handle these entities. These not on us
- 11:31Speaker 1: as right, And you can go look at them as
- 11:33Speaker 1: early as the very first earliest one I think we
- 11:36Speaker 1: looked into was the Emerald Tablets of Toath. But then
- 11:40Speaker 1: you know, we spun down some other avenues as well,
- 11:43Speaker 1: Solomon's Ring to go into it, and then if you
- 11:46Speaker 1: head over as well too, I think one we were
- 11:48Speaker 1: looking at as well about you know, dealing with in
- 11:53Speaker 1: the in the not the Transylvania area, but something with
- 11:56Speaker 1: a Vania over there back in the day that came
- 11:59Speaker 1: out of actually was written by the Ottoman Empire. Those
- 12:05Speaker 1: guys came out of the Automan Empire, right, and there
- 12:08Speaker 1: was a lot of references to Jin in there. They
- 12:10Speaker 1: were talking about like Gin right, the gen culture, right.
- 12:13Speaker 1: But yeah, when you go into it, you look at
- 12:15Speaker 1: these type of things, man, it comes around and again
- 12:17Speaker 1: we've done enough research on here that we know.
- 12:19Speaker 2: That the strange is real. Man.
- 12:20Speaker 1: There's weird stuff happening, and there's this, you know, crazy
- 12:23Speaker 1: things going on left and right. But it seems like
- 12:26Speaker 1: back in the day those things either had more of
- 12:33Speaker 1: a free reign upon society jay to do the type
- 12:35Speaker 1: of things they did, or the world was much much
- 12:39Speaker 1: much bigger back then and they could do it. And
- 12:42Speaker 1: you know, you know, like like for example, like a
- 12:44Speaker 1: vampire you know, making his way through Transylvania into France
- 12:48Speaker 1: and then on a boat to you know, you know,
- 12:51Speaker 1: to Louisiana, you know. Now with cameras and everything else
- 12:55Speaker 1: like that, man, it might be just a little bit
- 12:56Speaker 1: harder as well.
- 12:57Speaker 2: But yeah, but anyways, I thought that was.
- 12:59Speaker 3: I thought that was.
- 13:00Speaker 1: But again it fits into the theme that we you know,
- 13:02Speaker 1: you and I've been talking about here about you know,
- 13:06Speaker 1: just disclosure and everything else and all this weird stuff
- 13:09Speaker 1: coming like what are they warming us up to?
- 13:11Speaker 3: Bruh. I think that.
- 13:14Speaker 4: Back then, say, like the sixteenth century, there was a
- 13:19Speaker 4: lot less cultural like stigma to admitting that you saw
- 13:26Speaker 4: a spirit or a demon or a bigfoot or a
- 13:30Speaker 4: monster in the woods, right like it has over time,
- 13:36Speaker 4: and I'm not sure where the line kind of is there,
- 13:39Speaker 4: but like it seemed more plausible back then, right like,
- 13:46Speaker 4: there was a lot of stories and a lot of
- 13:47Speaker 4: stuff written down in that kind of time period.
- 13:49Speaker 3: But because I think that there wasn't the.
- 13:56Speaker 4: Like people now we'll say, you know, bringing up bigfoot
- 14:02Speaker 4: or bringing up UFOs or bring up anything out of
- 14:06Speaker 4: the ordinary amongst most.
- 14:08Speaker 3: Of your common citizens. They are kind of like you
- 14:12Speaker 3: know what I mean.
- 14:12Speaker 4: Yeah, So I think that there was a cultural shift
- 14:16Speaker 4: between you know, the sixteenth century and the twenty first,
- 14:20Speaker 4: right slowly over time, we kind of try to explain
- 14:25Speaker 4: everything scientifically, right, And I think that you know, in the.
- 14:32Speaker 3: Military, we talked about this the other day.
- 14:34Speaker 4: You couldn't you know, pilot couldn't admit that he saw
- 14:37Speaker 4: a black triangle.
- 14:39Speaker 3: Right, he grounded. He's rounded for life, not flying ever.
- 14:42Speaker 2: Again, Yeah, for sure.
- 14:43Speaker 4: Right, So I think that I think we're coming back
- 14:48Speaker 4: around that turn right where you can a little. People
- 14:53Speaker 4: are a little bit more forgiving of people talking about
- 14:57Speaker 4: things out of the ordinary, right, the out of the
- 14:59Speaker 4: order has become much easier to talk about now than
- 15:05Speaker 4: it was probably you know, thirty forty years ago at least.
- 15:08Speaker 1: Yeah, and also too, I credit some of this too, right,
- 15:11Speaker 1: And I do believe in these things. And we've we've
- 15:14Speaker 1: we've done enough episodes to prove that that you believe
- 15:17Speaker 1: it or don't believe it's something weird.
- 15:19Speaker 2: Some things have happened, right, We've.
- 15:20Speaker 3: Seen weird things happen, weird.
- 15:22Speaker 1: Things, right, and want to explained. But back in the day, man,
- 15:26Speaker 1: and what what you know, what the I means. Back
- 15:29Speaker 1: in the day, man, that was village life. There was
- 15:31Speaker 1: no electricity. You were working in the fields, you know
- 15:35Speaker 1: what you were? You know, A strange knock at the
- 15:38Speaker 1: door at two am? Yeah, of course that's some weird stuff, right,
- 15:40Speaker 1: Like who's knocking at my door?
- 15:41Speaker 2: Here? And you open up and there's a pale thing
- 15:44Speaker 2: asking to come in. You're like, nah, you can't come
- 15:46Speaker 2: in here, right, no man?
- 15:48Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah?
- 15:50Speaker 1: And then like so I think then it had a
- 15:52Speaker 1: lot more a lot more acceptable because again, superstition also
- 15:59Speaker 1: ran ran.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Rapid back then ran rapid, right.
- 16:02Speaker 1: And again some superstitions may be based in you know, ah,
- 16:09Speaker 1: you know, based in you know, certain you know things.
- 16:12Speaker 1: But one of the dumbest ones is black cats, right,
- 16:14Speaker 1: the black cat is that's the dumbest superstition. Again, and
- 16:18Speaker 1: I had to I used to freak me out. I
- 16:20Speaker 1: had to teach myself that, right, because I was I
- 16:22Speaker 1: grew up in the South, man, and of course all
- 16:25Speaker 1: that stuff was pumped in your head, right, But I realized, Man,
- 16:28Speaker 1: there's no such thing as good luck or bad luck.
- 16:30Speaker 1: It's really God's will, that's it.
- 16:32Speaker 2: Man.
- 16:32Speaker 1: A lack attracts like positive energy living a good life
- 16:36Speaker 1: and doing it right. There's no such thing as luck
- 16:39Speaker 1: or freaking bad luck, right and again because no one
- 16:42Speaker 1: has ever met their wife sitting on their couch, right,
- 16:46Speaker 1: Like if she just fell through your roof and then
- 16:48Speaker 1: you caught her right now, you want you got dressed
- 16:51Speaker 1: one night, you went out, you were doing some things,
- 16:53Speaker 1: you showed up an event she was there.
- 16:55Speaker 2: You know you were able to do it. And again
- 16:58Speaker 2: I don't.
- 16:59Speaker 1: I I aggressively correct is the word I use, right,
- 17:04Speaker 1: Aggressively correct certain people who believe in carmetic retribution and
- 17:11Speaker 1: luck at the same time, right, because you can't have
- 17:14Speaker 1: luck and carmetic retribution at the same time. Basically, if
- 17:18Speaker 1: I do something bad, then the universe is going to
- 17:20Speaker 1: punish me, right, But if it doesn't punish me, I'm
- 17:23Speaker 1: just that lucky. No, because if it doesn't punish you,
- 17:26Speaker 1: there's no such thing as carmetic retribution.
- 17:28Speaker 3: Tell me I'm wrong with books. The books just doesn't balance.
- 17:31Speaker 2: Yet exactly right, yeah right, yeah, So.
- 17:34Speaker 3: I mean.
- 17:37Speaker 4: There's almost like a physics to karma, right, an equal.
- 17:43Speaker 3: And opposite reaction. It's almost thermod thermodynamic.
- 17:47Speaker 4: Right, And the way that it operates, like if you're
- 17:50Speaker 4: a bad person, and you're you go out of your
- 17:53Speaker 4: way to be nasty to people, it's going to come
- 17:56Speaker 4: back to you, right.
- 17:58Speaker 3: Yes, the whole.
- 17:59Speaker 4: Fa fo you know phenomenon that we're so fond of,
- 18:03Speaker 4: right you gotta I agree with you on the if
- 18:11Speaker 4: you put positivity, positivity out.
- 18:13Speaker 3: Into the world, it's going to come back to you.
- 18:15Speaker 4: Right, you know, being being a kind person and and
- 18:20Speaker 4: helping others and kind of being there for them when
- 18:23Speaker 4: they need you. It's always going to come back to
- 18:25Speaker 4: you because those people are going to be the first in.
- 18:28Speaker 3: Line to come and help you.
- 18:29Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm going to.
- 18:30Speaker 4: Stay themselves are bad people, so and then you don't
- 18:33Speaker 4: kind of want those people around anyway.
- 18:35Speaker 1: Yeah, I can tell you. I'll tell you a funny
- 18:37Speaker 1: story here. Uh, since it's a Friday and we have time,
- 18:40Speaker 1: you know, we can just cut around. Yeah, I'm gonna
- 18:44Speaker 1: tell our listeners a story as well. Jay knows this
- 18:46Speaker 1: guy name I'm gonna reford. This guy's name is simply
- 18:48Speaker 1: as JP. That's his name, right there, Jay, he knows it.
- 18:50Speaker 1: Not not this Jay, but another guy named JP. Right,
- 18:54Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna say this whole name. If he
- 18:56Speaker 1: sees this video, buddy, I hope everything's going well.
- 18:58Speaker 3: You know who he is.
- 19:00Speaker 2: You know who he is, right, but nobody else does.
- 19:01Speaker 3: Right.
- 19:03Speaker 1: When I was in the military, me and this dude
- 19:06Speaker 1: were on the same watch section for a whole entire year, right,
- 19:09Speaker 1: Me and him, right, And I got to know JP
- 19:13Speaker 1: very very very well. And JP used to wear a
- 19:16Speaker 1: pair of glasses. When I tell you that these were
- 19:20Speaker 1: coke bottle lenses, that's not enough. Cut two Corona bottles
- 19:23Speaker 1: at the bottom and put them together. This this guy's glasses.
- 19:27Speaker 1: If he took them off, man could set something on fire.
- 19:29Speaker 1: I guarantee you, right, JP was he was. He was
- 19:32Speaker 1: a good dude. Man, He was a good He was
- 19:34Speaker 1: a good guy. And we used to we used to
- 19:37Speaker 1: have a lot of conversations. And one of the conversations
- 19:39Speaker 1: he asked me one night, straight up to straight to
- 19:42Speaker 1: my face. He was like, how do you get so
- 19:45Speaker 1: many girls? That's what he asked me, right, It's what
- 19:48Speaker 1: JP asked me. Right, And I'm like, he said, what
- 19:50Speaker 1: are you talking about?
- 19:50Speaker 3: Man?
- 19:51Speaker 1: He's like, he's liked every time I turn around somewhere,
- 19:53Speaker 1: you're you're just chatting up these girls. And I'm like, Okay, Jay,
- 19:57Speaker 1: You just go talk to him.
- 19:58Speaker 2: It's not hard.
- 19:58Speaker 1: He's like no, no, no, no, no no. Now every time
- 20:00Speaker 1: I get around him.
- 20:02Speaker 2: Every time I get around him, I said, you know,
- 20:04Speaker 2: every time I get around him, Man, this just doesn't
- 20:06Speaker 2: go my way.
- 20:06Speaker 1: This doesn't happen. I'm like, look, JP man, you're walking
- 20:09Speaker 1: into it already, like you're defeated.
- 20:11Speaker 2: Bro.
- 20:11Speaker 1: I said, look, she's not going to pull out a
- 20:14Speaker 1: knife and gut you right there on the bar. Right,
- 20:17Speaker 1: It's just it's just a no or move on right.
- 20:19Speaker 2: And usually and I'll say something funny like well, damn.
- 20:26Speaker 1: JP, this guy JP uh guy listeners, this guy JP
- 20:30Speaker 1: man was convinced impossible that he was uh, you know,
- 20:36Speaker 1: could not get a girlfriend or get anything right. And
- 20:38Speaker 1: so we were talking to him more and more and more,
- 20:40Speaker 1: and I was like, yo, man, what is.
- 20:42Speaker 3: It that's he was?
- 20:44Speaker 2: He was not a bad looking dude other than these
- 20:46Speaker 2: other than these glasses.
- 20:47Speaker 3: And I used to ride he was all right. I mean,
- 20:52Speaker 3: he had he had a lot going for him. I
- 20:54Speaker 3: used to ride it.
- 20:54Speaker 1: Man like, look look at looking at tomorrow man, and
- 20:56Speaker 1: tell me how right day is going to be? Shut
- 20:57Speaker 1: up man, shut up man, I said, look at my future.
- 21:00Speaker 1: I used to ride him, dude, and then one day, Man,
- 21:03Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, look, man, what do
- 21:05Speaker 1: you need man to like, you know, to give He's like, man,
- 21:07Speaker 1: I think these glasses are you know, these glasses are
- 21:10Speaker 1: holding me back. And I'm like, hey, bro, look man,
- 21:12Speaker 1: I said, your eyes are probably way too gone. We
- 21:15Speaker 1: need to get the Hadron collider to fix those things
- 21:17Speaker 1: with a laser surgery. But I said, Man, we could
- 21:19Speaker 1: probably get you some contacts somewhere, right, And he was
- 21:23Speaker 1: like really, And I'm like, yeah, I don't know anything
- 21:25Speaker 1: about contacts, but we know.
- 21:26Speaker 3: A guy who did.
- 21:28Speaker 1: He was right there, and so he took I forget
- 21:31Speaker 1: where we went, man, we were somewhere. He took JP out.
- 21:33Speaker 1: Man got this guy some some contexts. Right when this
- 21:37Speaker 1: dude put those contacts in, Man, his whole whole entire
- 21:42Speaker 1: world shifted.
- 21:43Speaker 2: Man, and I swear, and it was yeah.
- 21:46Speaker 3: Because he was going out on the town without his glasses.
- 21:49Speaker 2: Yeah, and he was bumping into stuff with looking.
- 21:51Speaker 3: He would not leave the ship with those glasses on.
- 21:54Speaker 3: So every time he would walk off the ship, he
- 21:57Speaker 3: was functionally fine. And see her, right, I couldn't even
- 22:01Speaker 3: tell if it was a girl or not.
- 22:04Speaker 2: I actually told him.
- 22:07Speaker 3: What did it matter?
- 22:08Speaker 1: One time, man, we were at Watch It, and we
- 22:11Speaker 1: were in the skiff, and he was twelve feet away
- 22:13Speaker 1: from me. Man, and like he had Creed, he had
- 22:16Speaker 1: Creed blaring right on, like he had he had Creed.
- 22:21Speaker 3: This.
- 22:21Speaker 1: It was two o'clock in the morning, Man, and it
- 22:23Speaker 1: was blaring right and freaking. All of a sudden, the combo,
- 22:27Speaker 1: the combo lock hits and in walks one of our
- 22:29Speaker 1: favorite lieutenants.
- 22:30Speaker 3: Right.
- 22:31Speaker 1: First thing she does, Man is coming there and just
- 22:33Speaker 1: stares a dagger through me, right because that music is
- 22:35Speaker 1: so loud. She looks at him, he's looking at me,
- 22:38Speaker 1: and he's doing his dancing. I'm behind her doing this.
- 22:41Speaker 1: He don't see us, he doesn't see me, doesn't see her.
- 22:46Speaker 1: She walks over, slaps the cord out of the wall, Man,
- 22:49Speaker 1: and kills that thing. And finally he's like oh, and
- 22:51Speaker 1: then she starts reading him the ride act and I
- 22:54Speaker 1: and then when she left. That wasn't the first time
- 22:55Speaker 1: I'd ever been shooed out, man, But like he kind
- 22:57Speaker 1: of shoot shook a little bit, right, But I told him,
- 22:59Speaker 1: I was like, I said, bro, how the hell did
- 23:02Speaker 1: you even getting the maybe with those eyes, bro, Like
- 23:04Speaker 1: good lord, man, you're you're freaking blind. But he went
- 23:08Speaker 1: and got those contacts, right. And then after that, man
- 23:11Speaker 1: Jake and the test Man, he was a changed cat, right.
- 23:15Speaker 1: And I'll give you the final story on this as well,
- 23:18Speaker 1: about how like attracts. Like I was dating a girl
- 23:20Speaker 1: in Australia and we got down.
- 23:23Speaker 2: There and.
- 23:26Speaker 1: I forget, I can't remember. It wasn't Sydney, it wasn't Brisbane.
- 23:29Speaker 1: I forget where we're at, man. We were we were
- 23:30Speaker 1: on the East Coast somewhere, right, And I'm like, hey, look,
- 23:34Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with any I don't want
- 23:35Speaker 1: to see another American anywhere.
- 23:38Speaker 3: Man.
- 23:38Speaker 1: I said, yes, find us a place to go kick it, right,
- 23:40Speaker 1: And like Josh like yeah, I got this perfect place.
- 23:42Speaker 3: Right. It was like a road trip, didn't you.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, Bro, it's like an hour and a half, right,
- 23:46Speaker 1: Like like I'm driving down, I'm like an hour and
- 23:48Speaker 1: a half, right, I told you just I'm gonna tell
- 23:50Speaker 1: a listen to the story. Man, an hour and a half,
- 23:52Speaker 1: we pull up to this place. Literally it was called
- 23:54Speaker 1: freaking it was called like Dundee's Bungie or something like that.
- 23:57Speaker 2: Man, it was. It was a freaking it was a
- 23:59Speaker 2: bar was out there.
- 24:00Speaker 1: Out in the middle of nowhere. I said, yeah, this
- 24:03Speaker 1: is perfect. I walk into that bar with her. We
- 24:06Speaker 1: go to the outside, to the tables. I look up
- 24:08Speaker 1: and in the corner and.
- 24:10Speaker 2: Sitting in the freaking corner.
- 24:11Speaker 1: Of that bar with this, with this, with this hottie
- 24:16Speaker 1: was jp right, And I was like, I was like, yo,
- 24:19Speaker 1: what I said? Man?
- 24:21Speaker 2: So then I was like, all right. He looked at
- 24:22Speaker 2: me and he was like he kind of got froze.
- 24:24Speaker 2: I went over there. I said, hey, what's up, man?
- 24:25Speaker 3: Good?
- 24:25Speaker 1: And you know, then I had a drink with him
- 24:27Speaker 1: and then I hung up with them my own thing
- 24:28Speaker 1: with him, right, yeah, man, sometimes it takes There is
- 24:32Speaker 1: no uh, there is no secret sauce.
- 24:34Speaker 3: Man.
- 24:34Speaker 2: Sometimes you got to believe in yourself.
- 24:36Speaker 3: Dog. That was it was that the girl that followed
- 24:39Speaker 3: you to the next port.
- 24:40Speaker 1: No, that was somebody else. And that's a story for
- 24:43Speaker 1: another day. I've had a I've had a few stalkers
- 24:45Speaker 1: in my time. Everybodyers.
- 24:48Speaker 3: That was a weird. That was weird anyways.
- 24:51Speaker 1: But so this whole thing about like this a lac
- 24:54Speaker 1: like attracting light and good versus evil and these books.
- 24:59Speaker 2: That are written.
- 25:00Speaker 1: I do believe I told you we'll get back on
- 25:02Speaker 1: topic here. I do believe that there's laws to this
- 25:07Speaker 1: here game. Right, Like, these beings can't mess with you
- 25:10Speaker 1: unless you invite them in or you inadvertently do something
- 25:14Speaker 1: like you know, Ouiji boards or whatever it is, right,
- 25:18Speaker 1: you open yourself up to something. Right, So, these books.
- 25:21Speaker 4: Anything, if they could just kind of at will, right,
- 25:27Speaker 4: it would be happening all the time.
- 25:28Speaker 2: Yeah, right for sure?
- 25:30Speaker 4: Right, right, So there's probably I mean, like these are
- 25:36Speaker 4: all that book is full of, basically.
- 25:41Speaker 3: The rituals to.
- 25:42Speaker 4: Conjure these demons, right, which is not non recommended?
- 25:47Speaker 2: Not recommend what's the worst that could happen?
- 25:50Speaker 3: What's the worst that could happen?
- 25:51Speaker 2: Right?
- 25:52Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to I just want to talk
- 25:53Speaker 4: to a trans dimensional entity.
- 25:56Speaker 3: Right. No, it's a bad idea. It's a bad idea.
- 25:59Speaker 1: So hyper Ricks, how can you help me remove the
- 26:04Speaker 1: salt and I'll show you.
- 26:08Speaker 2: Yeah, No, don't do it, don't do it, bro, don't
- 26:10Speaker 2: do it. No, no, don't remove the salt. Man, No, no,
- 26:12Speaker 2: don't do it. Man, don't do it. Don't play with
- 26:14Speaker 2: that stuff. Yeah, not recommend it?
- 26:17Speaker 4: No, I think you know, these are interesting to me
- 26:22Speaker 4: from just like kind of an academic point of view.
- 26:25Speaker 3: I wouldn't never put any of this stuff into practice,
- 26:28Speaker 3: but it's fascinating to me.
- 26:30Speaker 4: Just because like where did this, Where did this specific
- 26:36Speaker 4: knowledge come from? Right, Like, there's no there's no conjuration
- 26:42Speaker 4: rituals in the Bible that I've ever seen.
- 26:44Speaker 2: No, it warns you, It literally warns.
- 26:47Speaker 3: You, like good advice, don't do this.
- 26:51Speaker 1: In fact, in the Old Testament, when they ignored that
- 26:53Speaker 1: advice that's using when God showed up and entire civilations
- 26:57Speaker 1: died and they got you know, stuff kind of like
- 27:01Speaker 1: what's about to happen now with the Gmail crew. But anyways,
- 27:03Speaker 1: go ahead.
- 27:05Speaker 4: Yeah, No, it's just it's fascinating to me just because
- 27:08Speaker 4: like either somebody has a really active imagination, which is
- 27:14Speaker 4: entirely possible, or this kind of sprang out of something.
- 27:18Speaker 4: So I've never dove really deep into it. It's just
- 27:22Speaker 4: something that's always kind of interested in me. But I
- 27:25Speaker 4: mean in yours, there's ways just there's apparently waste of
- 27:29Speaker 4: summer summon angelic beings as well.
- 27:34Speaker 3: I don't know. I I'm always.
- 27:37Speaker 4: At war with myself because half of me says it's
- 27:40Speaker 4: a it's a croc a bs. And the other half
- 27:43Speaker 4: is like I want, I want to believe just so
- 27:45Speaker 4: that the world is a little bit more interesting than
- 27:47Speaker 4: it is right now.
- 27:50Speaker 3: But I'm still very kind of in the middle on it.
- 27:53Speaker 2: You know what, you know, where I'm at.
- 27:56Speaker 3: I know I'm.
- 27:57Speaker 2: Strictly in that, I'm strictly in this that this is
- 28:00Speaker 2: all real right here.
- 28:01Speaker 4: I mean, the thing is, I've never had like I've
- 28:06Speaker 4: never had an encounter or you know, anything to.
- 28:10Speaker 3: That level specifically happened to me.
- 28:13Speaker 4: I've had weird stuff happened to me, for sure, but
- 28:17Speaker 4: it's mostly it's mostly humans that weird stuff, like humans
- 28:23Speaker 4: doing very strange things.
- 28:25Speaker 3: Around me or whatever. Did I ever tell you about me?
- 28:32Speaker 3: And you know, Guy used to be tight with you know,
- 28:35Speaker 3: I want to talk about about the little girl in
- 28:40Speaker 3: the in the exchange.
- 28:41Speaker 2: Yes, And then we're.
- 28:45Speaker 4: Just like we're just walking like one day we're we
- 28:48Speaker 4: got we had just gone off watch.
- 28:50Speaker 3: We went and had breakfast.
- 28:51Speaker 4: It was a mid like a mid watch, and we
- 28:53Speaker 4: got off when did our you know, typical breakfast, And
- 28:57Speaker 4: then like we're just walking through the Navy Exchange just
- 29:03Speaker 4: looking for I don't know, something to buy, just walking through,
- 29:08Speaker 4: and this little girl, probably.
- 29:11Speaker 3: Eight or nine years old, appears.
- 29:13Speaker 4: Out of nowhere, like just shoots out of the one
- 29:16Speaker 4: of the aisles and looks it looks me dead in
- 29:19Speaker 4: the eye and yells, I don't judge you, and then
- 29:24Speaker 4: runs away, And I was like, you know, the guy
- 29:30Speaker 4: who was with me looks over and he's like, do
- 29:31Speaker 4: you know her?
- 29:32Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, what have you been doing?
- 29:36Speaker 3: What just happened?
- 29:37Speaker 4: We should just keep moving and pretend it didn't happen, right,
- 29:41Speaker 4: Like that's the sort of weird stuff that happens to me. Yeah,
- 29:44Speaker 4: It's never a book, a bigfoot or a sea monster
- 29:49Speaker 4: or anything like that. It's always humans doing just out
- 29:53Speaker 4: of pocket stuff.
- 29:54Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:55Speaker 1: Well, and I can back you up on that Japan thing.
- 29:57Speaker 1: I just realized too. A lot of my stories start like,
- 30:00Speaker 1: used to date a girl, right, so don't judge me
- 30:01Speaker 1: on this ray.
- 30:02Speaker 2: So I was dating this girl. I was dating this girl.
- 30:04Speaker 1: In Japan, right for a while, right when I first
- 30:07Speaker 1: got there. You know, I've been I lived in Japan
- 30:11Speaker 1: for seven eight years, right, And she used to like
- 30:16Speaker 1: tell me like these stories about these yokais, right, like
- 30:19Speaker 1: these you know, basically like, uh, some people call them
- 30:22Speaker 1: demons Japanese, don't Japanese. The demon doesn't mean a demon
- 30:26Speaker 1: is like a us over there, like, it's more like
- 30:27Speaker 1: a spirit, like a yokai. They call them yokai's right, right.
- 30:31Speaker 1: And I used to laugh at that stuff. I'm like, man,
- 30:32Speaker 1: that's so dumb. That is so dumb. That is just
- 30:35Speaker 1: the dumb stuff. Now I'm looking back, like, dang, man.
- 30:37Speaker 2: That stuff was real. That's probably real.
- 30:38Speaker 1: Because then when I look at I also too, I
- 30:40Speaker 1: realized that all the time I lived in Japan, I
- 30:46Speaker 1: stayed pretty much in like the Central Park. Never never
- 30:50Speaker 1: never north of Osaka. Never you know, west of Saparro,
- 30:54Speaker 1: Never east of Tokyo, you know what I mean. Never
- 30:57Speaker 1: south of Yokohoma, of Yokohama. I stayed in like this
- 31:00Speaker 1: little you know area right like this, yeah, yeah, pocket.
- 31:04Speaker 1: But when you start hitting north and south in Japan, right,
- 31:08Speaker 1: you really for for for a for a country that
- 31:11Speaker 1: is so densely populated in their city areas, there are
- 31:16Speaker 1: massive amounts of just miles and miles of just you know,
- 31:20Speaker 1: that beautiful terry blossom mountain springs, you know, just weird stuff, right,
- 31:26Speaker 1: And that's where all the weird stuff happens, right, But.
- 31:29Speaker 3: I am convinced.
- 31:30Speaker 1: I am convinced one time that I saw a vampire
- 31:32Speaker 1: in Tokyo Interpungki actually right, oh yeah, yeah, I saw
- 31:37Speaker 1: something weird. I was in this club called gas Panics, right.
- 31:42Speaker 1: I don't know if it's still I don't know, I
- 31:44Speaker 1: don't I don't know if it was in there, but
- 31:46Speaker 1: I remember it because the two nights before I saw
- 31:50Speaker 1: Sylvester Stallone in there, and I saw the lead singer
- 31:53Speaker 1: of Duran Duran was in there, right, Oh yeah, yeah,
- 31:56Speaker 1: the lead singer of Duran Duran through a corona bottle
- 31:59Speaker 1: like at the trash bend behind the bar, and it
- 32:02Speaker 1: shattered and they threw him out right, and he was
- 32:04Speaker 1: trying to tell everybody who he was, right, But anyways, yeah,
- 32:07Speaker 1: we don't care.
- 32:08Speaker 2: Yeah, I was in there.
- 32:10Speaker 1: I was in there, and this place, man was packed,
- 32:13Speaker 1: and it was hot one hundred degrees in there.
- 32:15Speaker 3: Man.
- 32:16Speaker 2: And off in the corner over.
- 32:17Speaker 1: There to the left, there was this girl. And man,
- 32:21Speaker 1: she was pale even by Japanese standards. Man, she was pale, right,
- 32:26Speaker 1: straight black hair, and you know, just she just had
- 32:29Speaker 1: this like I don't know, like this vibe or whatever. Right,
- 32:33Speaker 1: and if you ever, if you it's hard to describe
- 32:35Speaker 1: this club. It's lily get you have to go up
- 32:37Speaker 1: in the elevator and the elevator opens up to go
- 32:40Speaker 1: into the thing. Right, there is no entrance in and
- 32:42Speaker 1: out right total fire hazard for sure. We're all going
- 32:44Speaker 1: to die if anything happened in there.
- 32:45Speaker 3: Right. Oh yeah, she was over there.
- 32:49Speaker 1: And then I actually one of our buddies was with us.
- 32:53Speaker 1: He's no longer with us. I popped rod. I was like, yo, man,
- 32:57Speaker 1: look at this chick over here. Man, he's like, what chick?
- 32:59Speaker 1: I look at it.
- 32:59Speaker 2: She was gone.
- 33:00Speaker 1: She just wasn't there anymore, right, And I was like, Okay,
- 33:03Speaker 1: maybe she's like, you know, making her way through the
- 33:06Speaker 1: pits or what. Didn't see her, didn't do anything else
- 33:09Speaker 1: like that.
- 33:10Speaker 2: I thought it.
- 33:11Speaker 1: I just thought it was freaking like, you know, a
- 33:13Speaker 1: weird you know, weird, weird vibe or whatever. It's a coincidence, yea,
- 33:18Speaker 1: she just gave a weird vibe.
- 33:19Speaker 3: Right.
- 33:20Speaker 1: But anyways, I think that these things that we know,
- 33:24Speaker 1: like that the world that we live in is really
- 33:30Speaker 1: not what we've been taught it's to be. And we
- 33:33Speaker 1: beat that drum a lot, man, But it's really not
- 33:35Speaker 1: man when people ask me about the stuff we talk
- 33:38Speaker 1: about and what's real and what's fake, unless I'm giving
- 33:41Speaker 1: them like a specific story, like it's all real, right,
- 33:44Speaker 1: like you know, we we we we actually started a
- 33:47Speaker 1: good of me and you started a good argument on
- 33:48Speaker 1: the internet when we debunked the Salem witch trials, right, right? So, Jay,
- 33:54Speaker 1: how many? Yeah, exactly how many witches got burned? How
- 33:58Speaker 1: many witches got burnt?
- 34:00Speaker 3: Zero? Jay?
- 34:01Speaker 1: Tell them that they try to tell you that two
- 34:03Speaker 1: hundred witches got burned to Salem.
- 34:04Speaker 2: That's a lie.
- 34:06Speaker 3: Nobody ever burned a witch in zero Massachusetts?
- 34:09Speaker 1: Was Yeah, Yeah, they didn't burn witches. It was against
- 34:13Speaker 1: the religion. They hung eleven or twelve girls and one
- 34:16Speaker 1: of them died of pneumonia. No one got burned, right,
- 34:20Speaker 1: No one got burned, No one did.
- 34:21Speaker 3: Right.
- 34:21Speaker 1: So the whole burning women at the stake in Salem,
- 34:24Speaker 1: Massau that's a lie.
- 34:26Speaker 2: That's a complete lie.
- 34:27Speaker 4: Right, And I don't think that was That was Spain.
- 34:30Speaker 4: Wasn't it that they did that during the inquisitions.
- 34:32Speaker 2: It's possible, Yeah, it's possible.
- 34:34Speaker 4: I don't think any of them were burned in the States.
- 34:36Speaker 4: I might be wrong on that, but for sure there
- 34:38Speaker 4: weren't any burned at Salem.
- 34:41Speaker 1: There was no burn at Salem, So like, I see,
- 34:43Speaker 1: and what started that? Actually, yeah, what started.
- 34:46Speaker 3: That wasn't even about witchcraft at all.
- 34:47Speaker 2: No, tell them what it was about.
- 34:48Speaker 3: Bro had nothing to do with it.
- 34:50Speaker 4: It wasn't even about witchcraft. It was about uh, it
- 34:52Speaker 4: was about land.
- 34:53Speaker 3: Rates Arab right.
- 34:55Speaker 1: It was a it was a land grab that they
- 34:57Speaker 1: had and they Bossley hung twelve chicks win the land. Right,
- 35:00Speaker 1: That's all that was, man, It was two rich families
- 35:03Speaker 1: fighting over an easement. And it's you know, the worst
- 35:06Speaker 1: thing you could throw out people was there were witches, right.
- 35:10Speaker 2: Yeah, and there was no there.
- 35:12Speaker 3: Was no your luck priests, Yeah, exactly right, and just
- 35:16Speaker 3: get him to go along with it, and you and
- 35:19Speaker 3: you and you yeah, so yeah, he got paid.
- 35:21Speaker 1: So when we talk about this type of stuff, it's
- 35:23Speaker 1: a telephone game that you talk about a lot comes
- 35:25Speaker 1: into play man.
- 35:26Speaker 3: How you know twelve with twelve girls.
- 35:30Speaker 1: Yeah, twelve girls hung one dot of pneumonia turns into
- 35:33Speaker 1: two hundred women burning the steak. And then it was
- 35:36Speaker 1: male chauvinism oppressing women, women's rights. It has nothing to
- 35:39Speaker 1: do with that right, nothing.
- 35:41Speaker 3: To do with it, had everything to do with.
- 35:43Speaker 1: Greed, everything to do with greed. Right and again that
- 35:46Speaker 1: also I learned two lessons from that story. One is
- 35:52Speaker 1: that I need to be more patient with people because
- 35:56Speaker 1: some people get only their infom I'm working on that.
- 36:00Speaker 1: Some people I need I need this. I need to
- 36:03Speaker 1: stop my first response to people when they say something
- 36:07Speaker 1: ridiculous that I know the truth I need to say.
- 36:09Speaker 1: I need to stop saying like that's you're.
- 36:10Speaker 3: Stupid, But who told you that? I need? I need that.
- 36:13Speaker 3: That doesn't need to be.
- 36:16Speaker 2: A good opener, right, it needs to be like where
- 36:19Speaker 2: did you hear that? What information did you get from that?
- 36:21Speaker 1: And then when they tell me the I can weave
- 36:24Speaker 1: them to the you know, the actual conclusion on it.
- 36:27Speaker 2: Right to do it? And I think this book has
- 36:31Speaker 2: a lot to do with it. Jay Either it was
- 36:33Speaker 2: real again, you know you ever heard you ever heard
- 36:35Speaker 2: about this guy named John D. So I guess John
- 36:40Speaker 2: D Man. John D is rumored to be one.
- 36:44Speaker 1: Of the ah what do you call it? When you
- 36:48Speaker 1: take on an identity or whatever? You ever use another name,
- 36:51Speaker 1: name or whatever?
- 36:52Speaker 2: An alias.
- 36:53Speaker 1: John D was rumored to be an alias of the
- 36:55Speaker 1: Count of Saint Germain, Right, I guess that. I guess
- 36:58Speaker 1: that when he showed up in England, and I guess
- 37:00Speaker 1: one of the Queen Elizabeth, one of the Elizabeths, like
- 37:03Speaker 1: he was her magician, right. And John Dee was rumored
- 37:08Speaker 1: to be able to speak the angelic tongue, right, like
- 37:12Speaker 1: the the you know the whatever angels talk how they talk, Right,
- 37:18Speaker 1: he could speak it, and his story is very his
- 37:22Speaker 1: story is very interesting as well. Right, But somebody like
- 37:26Speaker 1: that would have the imagination or you know, could be
- 37:30Speaker 1: able to you know, craft up some things like this
- 37:32Speaker 1: right and typing in right, So I don't know if
- 37:33Speaker 1: it's true or not, but I'm not risky.
- 37:36Speaker 3: Yeah, they kind of seem to mean as one of
- 37:38Speaker 3: my favorite ones.
- 37:39Speaker 2: Yeah, we did that one as well, right, And that
- 37:40Speaker 2: was one we kind of came like a it came
- 37:43Speaker 2: like yeah, well.
- 37:44Speaker 4: I mean he keeps popping in, popping in and out
- 37:46Speaker 4: of history, yeah, you know, and it's just an interesting
- 37:49Speaker 4: kind of thing, right, Like and again this long enough
- 37:52Speaker 4: for the telephone game to take.
- 37:53Speaker 3: Effect, right, yeah, for sure.
- 37:55Speaker 4: Where you know, there's these scattered stories of this guy
- 37:59Speaker 4: who kind of keeps popping up and seems to be ageless, right,
- 38:05Speaker 4: you know, I think it was. I think, like I said,
- 38:08Speaker 4: I think it was more accepted to talk about back
- 38:10Speaker 4: in the day. But I don't think it's any less
- 38:13Speaker 4: weird now. I think just people keep that stuff to themselves.
- 38:17Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think it's same. I think it's
- 38:19Speaker 2: the same way too.
- 38:20Speaker 4: You know.
- 38:20Speaker 2: I try to explain.
- 38:22Speaker 1: The average light life of a you know, a turnip farmer,
- 38:26Speaker 1: you know, and you know Kazakhstan, they did.
- 38:30Speaker 2: They can't read, they don't they can't write.
- 38:34Speaker 1: They're living, you know, on a farm and at night
- 38:36Speaker 1: they're sitting around telling tall tales to their kids about this,
- 38:39Speaker 1: that and the other. Right, And of course if a
- 38:41Speaker 1: black crow flew over on a Wednesday and then it
- 38:43Speaker 1: had a freeze, then a freeze next day and lost
- 38:46Speaker 1: half the crop, yeah, that's it was the It was
- 38:49Speaker 1: the turnip ding in the right. So you know, we
- 38:51Speaker 1: got to kill Jessica so that yeah.
- 38:57Speaker 2: So yeah, man, that's that's where it comes.
- 38:59Speaker 3: To people, do Leah. I mean, that's the thing.
- 39:05Speaker 4: Humans will always look for a reason for something, right,
- 39:10Speaker 4: It's hard to accept that things just happen.
- 39:17Speaker 3: So you know, there's that too, Right of.
- 39:21Speaker 4: We had a bunch of kids have passed away, so
- 39:24Speaker 4: there must be a demon or this person is is
- 39:28Speaker 4: is not acting the way that they should be acting.
- 39:32Speaker 2: It was old Lady Man and that black cat.
- 39:35Speaker 4: Yeah, like you know, old Lady Nan figures out that,
- 39:39Speaker 4: you know, you mix these two leaves together in a
- 39:41Speaker 4: pot and it kind of helps you feel a little
- 39:43Speaker 4: bit better when you're sick. Sudden she's wearing a black
- 39:47Speaker 4: hat and flying around in a broom.
- 39:48Speaker 3: You know.
- 39:49Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, yeah, I said, we said all the time. Man,
- 39:54Speaker 1: a person is smart. People are stupid, you know what
- 39:57Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like like like I actually, I actuallyctually one
- 40:00Speaker 1: of the dumbest things I've ever witnessed before. And I've
- 40:04Speaker 1: seen it on like three or four different occasions, and
- 40:07Speaker 1: it just breaks my mind on how they could do it.
- 40:13Speaker 1: If you go into a mall right, and you just
- 40:15Speaker 1: start running in a direction, everybody else will start running
- 40:18Speaker 1: with you.
- 40:19Speaker 3: Let's start running with especially nowadays, Yeah, for.
- 40:22Speaker 2: Just for just no freaking reason, right. And then.
- 40:26Speaker 1: I've also seen people do stuff where they'll like a
- 40:31Speaker 1: fight will be happening, people will not know what the
- 40:35Speaker 1: fight's about, and then they'll start cheering for one of
- 40:37Speaker 1: the other guys that they have no idea what's going on? Right,
- 40:40Speaker 1: And I'm like, what are you what are you idiots doing?
- 40:42Speaker 3: Right?
- 40:42Speaker 2: Like, what is this?
- 40:43Speaker 3: Right? What do you do? I don't know? But kill him? Right,
- 40:46Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
- 40:47Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole mob mentality is a real thing, right.
- 40:51Speaker 1: And back then, you know, when we take for granted,
- 40:58Speaker 1: we take for granted. I think just how special it
- 41:04Speaker 1: was back then to be able to just read right,
- 41:06Speaker 1: just to read right, like, yeah, just to read right,
- 41:09Speaker 1: like we take it for granted, right, And back then
- 41:14Speaker 1: in the day, man, if you could read, man, you
- 41:16Speaker 1: you were going to you had a high chance of
- 41:18Speaker 1: being rich, right, especially if you could and you can
- 41:20Speaker 1: write on top of it, Oh well you can read
- 41:22Speaker 1: and write.
- 41:22Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
- 41:23Speaker 1: It was definitely a freaking leg up in life that
- 41:26Speaker 1: you know, we that we take advantage for that, we
- 41:28Speaker 1: take advantage of now or I'm sorry, not advantage, but
- 41:31Speaker 1: we take for granted now that you know and do it.
- 41:34Speaker 2: And that's why you know, when.
- 41:35Speaker 1: I hear people use the word acts or you know, uh,
- 41:41Speaker 1: for reels, right, and like how.
- 41:43Speaker 2: Many syllables are in that? Sometimes? Man, I got to
- 41:46Speaker 2: just kind.
- 41:46Speaker 1: Of put my head here to to took my head
- 41:49Speaker 1: to decide, right, But anyways, I digress on that. Jay,
- 41:53Speaker 1: do not go and by this book, man, because I'm
- 41:55Speaker 1: pretty sure you're probably googling right now. That's all you
- 41:57Speaker 1: need right now in your life, is ah, I know.
- 42:00Speaker 3: Right, summoning one of the weird book collection.
- 42:03Speaker 1: Yeah, summoning one of these things right here while you're
- 42:05Speaker 1: you know, you know, yah. I watched the Jumanji yesterday
- 42:08Speaker 1: and it made me think of you, that that's what
- 42:10Speaker 1: Cole would find one like a book in your closet
- 42:12Speaker 1: while you're gone. It's it's actually a Jumanji book, right,
- 42:16Speaker 1: he opens it up. Yeah, and then he's missing for
- 42:19Speaker 1: like thirty years and you're all sad.
- 42:20Speaker 2: He shows back up. He has an age like four days.
- 42:22Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 42:26Speaker 3: Yeah, all that stuff is all that stuff's locked up.
- 42:28Speaker 2: Yeah, keep that stuff locked away.
- 42:30Speaker 3: Man, Jumanji's locked up in the cabinet.
- 42:32Speaker 1: Keep it locked up, man, Yeah, keep it eyes. That
- 42:34Speaker 1: was actually a pretty decent movie, man, like back in
- 42:36Speaker 1: the day, like the Jumanji books. Right, but it's pretty pretty,
- 42:40Speaker 1: you know, pretty cool now, So Jay, moving moving past
- 42:44Speaker 1: that man to the second part of the story here, Man,
- 42:46Speaker 1: what's up with all of these bigfoot signings, and you
- 42:49Speaker 1: know right now the current ones. The big one's taking
- 42:52Speaker 1: place in Alabama April first, twenty twenty sixth. The Sheriff's office.
- 42:55Speaker 1: That's the only reason why I'm talking about, because actually
- 42:57Speaker 1: the Sheriff's office is involved is invested adding a seven
- 43:01Speaker 1: foot nine which I think is very specific height, not
- 43:04Speaker 1: eight foot, not seven feet, but seven to nine. Right,
- 43:08Speaker 1: Harry figure was spotted on March seventeenth, moving through the
- 43:11Speaker 1: rural wooded property lines with unusual speed, leaving oversized tracks
- 43:17Speaker 1: inconsistent with known wildlife. Sheriff Paul Birch Son put some
- 43:21Speaker 1: respect on that name when you talk about Sheriff Paul
- 43:23Speaker 1: Birch of the Pasca Goula County Sheriff's Office down there, whatever,
- 43:27Speaker 1: it's not Pascagoula. That's the only place I know that
- 43:29Speaker 1: are him and his deputies are taking this very seriously,
- 43:33Speaker 1: following all leads, following all evidence. In fact, there's a
- 43:36Speaker 1: one eight hundred number. If you have anything about this,
- 43:39Speaker 1: ring them up and they'll look into it.
- 43:41Speaker 3: Right.
- 43:41Speaker 1: So, our cryptid sightings jay becoming more and more acceptable
- 43:48Speaker 1: to do, where people are not fearing ridiculed anymore. By
- 43:51Speaker 1: reporting these type.
- 43:52Speaker 4: Of things, I think. So, I think I think that
- 43:58Speaker 4: it's a thing now, right, everybody's kind of acknowledged that.
- 44:05Speaker 3: Something is going on.
- 44:06Speaker 4: Right, There's been so many people that have seen all
- 44:08Speaker 4: this stuff, and now it's easier to communicate that, right, Like,
- 44:12Speaker 4: you don't feel like you're this loon that nobody nobody
- 44:18Speaker 4: else has ever seen this thing. You're kind of alone, right,
- 44:22Speaker 4: that alone factor where back in the I mean pre
- 44:29Speaker 4: what pre twenty ten, right, Like, there wasn't any kind
- 44:34Speaker 4: of like super communication that we have now. Like we
- 44:37Speaker 4: didn't have Instagram, we didn't have like even Facebook or
- 44:41Speaker 4: any of that stuff to just kind of snap off
- 44:43Speaker 4: the picture.
- 44:44Speaker 3: And put it up on and say what is this?
- 44:47Speaker 4: Right like, and people didn't find each other, right, you
- 44:50Speaker 4: had to go to a UFO.
- 44:51Speaker 3: Cone or a Bigfoot.
- 44:53Speaker 4: Con to meet people who have had experiences. And now
- 44:57Speaker 4: you don't even have to do that. You just talk
- 44:58Speaker 4: on the internet. So I think, yeah, I think it's
- 45:03Speaker 4: a much more accepted now to talk about it and
- 45:05Speaker 4: to kind of be free with the information than it
- 45:08Speaker 4: was even you know, ten years.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Ago you saw something the strange during the lockdown, do
- 45:13Speaker 1: you want to share everybody and you want to tell everybody.
- 45:14Speaker 3: That, So you are all right, I saw a hip bottomus.
- 45:21Speaker 2: Tell him where though.
- 45:23Speaker 3: In Pennsylvania of all places.
- 45:26Speaker 1: But hey, it's not the weirdest thing I've heard you
- 45:28Speaker 1: say or you've heard me say. Right, tell them a story, bro,
- 45:31Speaker 1: And you want to know.
- 45:33Speaker 4: During the pandemic, my wife and I would get stir crazy,
- 45:37Speaker 4: so we would just hop in the car and go
- 45:39Speaker 4: for a drive.
- 45:41Speaker 3: And typically we would.
- 45:43Speaker 4: Just you know, drive in one direction for like half
- 45:46Speaker 4: an hour and then drive back, depending on what was
- 45:48Speaker 4: going on or whatever. And this time we happened to like, really,
- 45:53Speaker 4: let's go see what's going on in Gettysburg. Let's see
- 45:55Speaker 4: what Gettysburg looks like. Because at the time when we
- 46:00Speaker 4: were doing this, it was like every place was a
- 46:03Speaker 4: ghost down. Everybody was staying inside, none of the businesses
- 46:07Speaker 4: were open. This was like the height of the scare
- 46:11Speaker 4: right where everybody was just avoiding each other altogether. Streets
- 46:16Speaker 4: were empty, you know, everything was just it was like
- 46:21Speaker 4: living in resident Like what was this.
- 46:26Speaker 3: Living in Silent Hill.
- 46:27Speaker 4: Where it was just creepy all the time and nobody
- 46:31Speaker 4: was out and nothing was happening, right, And so we
- 46:35Speaker 4: did that. We drove over to Gettysburg and like drove
- 46:38Speaker 4: through the square and just kind of drove around the
- 46:40Speaker 4: city for a little bit, you know, looking like looking
- 46:45Speaker 4: at just kind of the emptiness, right, and then kind
- 46:48Speaker 4: of I guess, leaning into the creepy. So we're on
- 46:51Speaker 4: our way back and all of a sudden, you know,
- 46:57Speaker 4: I'm driving and I look over and there's a creek
- 47:01Speaker 4: that we're getting ready to cross, and I look over
- 47:03Speaker 4: and I see them the creek, and I'm like, I
- 47:07Speaker 4: swear to god, I saw a hippo in the creek.
- 47:11Speaker 3: And I kept driving and I wasn't sure, like I
- 47:15Speaker 3: wasn't sure what to say.
- 47:17Speaker 4: And I looked at my wife and I was like,
- 47:18Speaker 4: did you see that? And she's like yep. And I
- 47:21Speaker 4: said what did you see? And she's like I'm afraid
- 47:26Speaker 4: to say, and I'm like, it's just me, what did
- 47:32Speaker 4: you see? And she's like, I saw a hippo and
- 47:35Speaker 4: I was like, okay, I saw it.
- 47:38Speaker 3: Too, And the two of us both saw it.
- 47:40Speaker 4: And if she hadn't, like if it had just been me,
- 47:43Speaker 4: if it would just been like, hey, did you see that,
- 47:46Speaker 4: and she'd have been like, what, I didn't see anything,
- 47:49Speaker 4: then I would have completely dismissed it, as you know,
- 47:52Speaker 4: I my eyes.
- 47:54Speaker 3: I'm hallucinating.
- 47:56Speaker 4: I saw something and my eye my brain turned it
- 47:59Speaker 4: into it hippo. But that's not necessarily what it was.
- 48:04Speaker 4: But the fact that she named it before I did
- 48:07Speaker 4: convinced me. Like I swear, we both saw hippo, and
- 48:13Speaker 4: I've looked. There was no like escaped animals from the zoo,
- 48:18Speaker 4: weird private collections, or any other sightings.
- 48:23Speaker 3: Of such a thing at the time.
- 48:27Speaker 4: I don't have any explanation for it, but both of
- 48:32Speaker 4: us saw it. She will grow to her grave claiming
- 48:37Speaker 4: that what she saw was a hippo in the creek
- 48:40Speaker 4: in Pennsylvania outside of Gettysburg.
- 48:45Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know like I seen it.
- 48:51Speaker 1: That ain't the wordest thing I've heard to hear you've
- 48:52Speaker 1: heard to say. And I actually believe you, right, because
- 48:54Speaker 1: I don't believe it's been It's been debunked as well. Right,
- 48:57Speaker 1: This is how stupid know. They don't even really try anymore.
- 49:02Speaker 1: There's the mass hallucinizations. It's impossible, right, That's the dumbest
- 49:07Speaker 1: thing on the planet, right, That's what they try to
- 49:08Speaker 1: tell you, that all three hundred people saw an orb no, no, no, no,
- 49:13Speaker 1: it was a mass hallucinization, right, So yeah, no, it's
- 49:17Speaker 1: impossible for that to have happen, right, yeah.
- 49:19Speaker 4: I mean it seems unlikely, right because it would be
- 49:21Speaker 4: details that would be different from person to person.
- 49:23Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
- 49:24Speaker 1: So it's it's actually impossible for three hundred people to
- 49:27Speaker 1: see the exact same thing because of three people. And
- 49:30Speaker 1: they'll even they'll they'll tell you this too. If three
- 49:33Speaker 1: people witness a crime, the officers already know that three
- 49:37Speaker 1: of them are going to describe it differently. If all
- 49:39Speaker 1: three of them describe it the same, that they get
- 49:41Speaker 1: a little suspicious, like exactly. So yeah, it's impossible beforehand,
- 49:46Speaker 1: yeah exactly. Yeah, So, like it's.
- 49:48Speaker 4: Suspicious when people see the same thing because everybody has
- 49:52Speaker 4: their own perspective, one like their own filter that.
- 49:55Speaker 3: They see everything.
- 49:57Speaker 1: And so yeah, man, again, what surprised me too, that
- 50:01Speaker 1: if we go back in time or in ten years
- 50:02Speaker 1: from now, it turns out that the lockdowns are actually
- 50:05Speaker 1: put in place because cern riffed us into another dimension
- 50:09Speaker 1: and worlds were fusing together or something like that, or
- 50:13Speaker 1: who knows what these people, right, Robert during.
- 50:15Speaker 3: The challenge, you know what I think about the whole thing.
- 50:18Speaker 1: Don't worry, Robert, Well, you're not late, man, We're just
- 50:20Speaker 1: having a chill conversation on Fridays. They're talking about cryptids
- 50:23Speaker 1: and stuff you like. Actually, so yeah, you probably showed
- 50:25Speaker 1: up played on a good one here, man.
- 50:26Speaker 3: So yeah, rewind Bro's it's there, It'll be there forever.
- 50:31Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, Bro, the whole thing with that, man,
- 50:34Speaker 1: I think it is becoming more and more, it is
- 50:36Speaker 1: becoming more and more acceptable. And the reason why is
- 50:41Speaker 1: because the reality of the world that we live in
- 50:47Speaker 1: has been proven to be insane to a degree that
- 50:53Speaker 1: a healthy mind can't comprehend, right, but also to the
- 50:57Speaker 1: point now where they can't freaking uh you know, deny it.
- 51:01Speaker 1: For example, Island Boys emails, four percent of that is out,
- 51:05Speaker 1: so and they're telling them, Yeah, I think it was
- 51:07Speaker 1: you telling me that there's there's four terabytes of data left, right.
- 51:10Speaker 2: I don't know if people can understand it.
- 51:13Speaker 3: There's some I think the whole thing was four terabytes,
- 51:16Speaker 3: and they've released.
- 51:17Speaker 1: Like two, like two and two gigs. It's two megs
- 51:20Speaker 1: or something, not a lot, right, They're got a whole
- 51:22Speaker 1: bunch to go much.
- 51:24Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, there's and there's a weird little spot there
- 51:28Speaker 4: between nineteen ninety nine and like two thousand and two, that's.
- 51:32Speaker 3: Just kind of blank blanked out, right, where did all
- 51:35Speaker 3: that stuff go?
- 51:36Speaker 2: Exactly?
- 51:37Speaker 1: And in there too, they're not you know, they're releasing
- 51:40Speaker 1: the and again they're they're releasing the you know, the
- 51:46Speaker 1: the well the stuff about the fourteen year old girls,
- 51:49Speaker 1: fifteen year old girls, sixteen year old girls. Right, they're
- 51:52Speaker 1: not releasing anything about the boys yet. And there's a
- 51:55Speaker 1: lot of boys stuff in there too, a lot they
- 51:57Speaker 1: haven't there's a lot of you know, we know that
- 52:00Speaker 1: there's these demon worship and they're not.
- 52:03Speaker 4: They're not releasing I mean, it's just it's so piecemeal
- 52:07Speaker 4: and shattered and they need to just.
- 52:12Speaker 1: Yeah, and and and and so because of that, people
- 52:16Speaker 1: are like, I cannot believe this has been going on
- 52:19Speaker 1: for so long. I cannot believe that everything is basically
- 52:23Speaker 1: we've been lied to it all. I don't really have
- 52:25Speaker 1: a choice, right, and now it's like, okay, well, where
- 52:28Speaker 1: where does it? Where does it go? And then and
- 52:30Speaker 1: then you know, these people are coming out talking about
- 52:32Speaker 1: these things, and then we know, like, for example, if
- 52:37Speaker 1: you don't think the United States of America is has
- 52:40Speaker 1: been cloning or trying cloning, or you know, doing animal
- 52:44Speaker 1: human hybrid super soldier stuff. You're not paying attention, right,
- 52:47Speaker 1: There is no limits to these people, right. You know,
- 52:51Speaker 1: Fauci is the Jeffrey Dahmer of the medical field. When
- 52:54Speaker 1: I find out, when I found out that he actually
- 52:58Speaker 1: shipped millions of dollars to Uganda, I think it was
- 53:04Speaker 1: so that they could put nets on beagles faces and
- 53:08Speaker 1: let fleas eat their flesh, so they could study the
- 53:12Speaker 1: eating the dog's face alive and the dogs and they
- 53:17Speaker 1: complained about the dogs making too much noise, they cut
- 53:19Speaker 1: their vocal cords.
- 53:21Speaker 2: This is who we're dealing with, right, right, And yeah,
- 53:25Speaker 2: that's that's that's not that's not even me being bombastic.
- 53:28Speaker 2: That's a fact that they were doing that, right, That's
- 53:31Speaker 2: a fact that we were. We were you know, giving people.
- 53:36Speaker 4: Man, if you knew half the stuff that we did,
- 53:39Speaker 4: animal testing wise people, Yeah, I.
- 53:41Speaker 1: Mean, yeah, we're giving orphansy bola to see how long
- 53:45Speaker 1: it takes them for their brains to turn the liquid
- 53:48Speaker 1: and come out of their Why.
- 53:49Speaker 4: I mean, who knows what's going And the United States
- 53:53Speaker 4: has some controls on that stuff, right, Other countries.
- 53:58Speaker 3: Who knows what they're doing for sure.
- 54:02Speaker 4: Like there's no there's no you know, communications or oversight
- 54:07Speaker 4: in certain places in Africa, and like yeah, even South America.
- 54:13Speaker 3: Man, there's horrific. There's horrific stuff happening in the world
- 54:17Speaker 3: every day all the time. Yeah.
- 54:19Speaker 1: So yeah, And again it came out two days ago.
- 54:21Speaker 1: Again not to take not to turn this into a
- 54:24Speaker 1: downer for a Friday episode. It's proven now that the
- 54:27Speaker 1: cartail's too late. It's proven now that the cartels we're
- 54:32Speaker 1: doing human sacrifices on some of these old pyramids down there.
- 54:35Speaker 1: The cartels were doing it right, and you know that,
- 54:38Speaker 1: you know they were doing it. You know, so their
- 54:40Speaker 1: cacarios would have, you know, biting better against other cicarios
- 54:46Speaker 1: or whatever. It's this murder inc Twenty four to seven.
- 54:50Speaker 1: And when I.
- 54:53Speaker 2: Look at this type of stuff.
- 54:55Speaker 1: And I look at people with a straight face, tell
- 54:59Speaker 1: me it's important that we study this because we need
- 55:02Speaker 1: to know how it works. When will I ever have
- 55:04Speaker 1: my face eating off by fleas?
- 55:06Speaker 2: Right? Well, how is that important?
- 55:09Speaker 3: Right? How is that important?
- 55:10Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 55:11Speaker 1: Right, So do me a favor if anybody ever comes
- 55:14Speaker 1: across me and you see my fleas eating my face
- 55:18Speaker 1: and you can't get a water hose and spread.
- 55:20Speaker 2: Off just into me. I don't want to know how
- 55:23Speaker 2: long I.
- 55:23Speaker 1: Can stay alive, right, Just do me a favor, put
- 55:26Speaker 1: me out of my freak and misery. Man, that's it, right.
- 55:28Speaker 1: These people are sick. And they're godless too, that's the thing.
- 55:31Speaker 1: They're godless. When I watch Fauci up there and then
- 55:33Speaker 1: the lockdowns giggling laugh like a little girl. He's like
- 55:36Speaker 1: four feet tall, right, and giggling laugh like a little girl.
- 55:40Speaker 1: When they were talking about you know, these lockdowns and
- 55:43Speaker 1: all this other stuff. People, Now it doesn't seem so
- 55:48Speaker 1: far fetched that you know Bigfoot is real, or that
- 55:50Speaker 1: they are making dog Man's or that it's national parks
- 55:53Speaker 1: are freaking dangerous, right.
- 55:56Speaker 3: And so, I mean it's the evidence seems to be
- 55:58Speaker 3: mounting up, doesn't that.
- 55:59Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, thing too, I didn't know about you probably
- 56:01Speaker 1: do about this. But did you know that every eight
- 56:03Speaker 1: seconds the sun opens a portal on the earth for
- 56:10Speaker 1: like a second and a half. And it's just like
- 56:12Speaker 1: it has something to do with the photons and the
- 56:15Speaker 1: whatever whatever.
- 56:16Speaker 2: It's right up your eye.
- 56:16Speaker 3: I mean, you look it up here, Joe.
- 56:18Speaker 2: Here's some light reading for you over the weekend.
- 56:20Speaker 3: Something to do.
- 56:21Speaker 1: Something to do with the you know, the atoms or
- 56:24Speaker 1: whatever that shoot from the Sun when they interact with
- 56:28Speaker 1: our when they interact with our magnetic field. Right, they
- 56:32Speaker 1: open up at a random spot on the Earth. Every
- 56:36Speaker 1: eight seconds they open up a portal. I don't know
- 56:38Speaker 1: the size of the portal, but a portal back and
- 56:41Speaker 1: forth from the Sun, and in like a half a
- 56:43Speaker 1: second it dissipates. They have been trying, they have been
- 56:47Speaker 1: spending this came out. They've been spending billions of dollars
- 56:52Speaker 1: over the last seven years to try to find a way.
- 56:57Speaker 1: I don't know why they want to do this to
- 56:59Speaker 1: know whether ex portal is going to open up. They're
- 57:01Speaker 1: looking for they're studying this technology to try to study
- 57:05Speaker 1: the Sun to find out how these portals are coming through. Right,
- 57:09Speaker 1: And again I don't I don't need to know that.
- 57:11Speaker 1: Why would I care that every eight seconds the Sun
- 57:13Speaker 1: opens up a portal and to the Earth for a
- 57:17Speaker 1: half a second because of what reason?
- 57:20Speaker 3: Right? You know?
- 57:21Speaker 2: But they want to know, right, I say, every eight
- 57:24Speaker 2: minutes it happens. Yeah, So there you go. There's your
- 57:27Speaker 2: homework over the weekend, NERD, go read.
- 57:31Speaker 3: It's called a flux transfer event. Yeah. Why what magnetic
- 57:35Speaker 3: portals that connect Earth to the Sun every eight minutes? Yeah?
- 57:39Speaker 2: And why do I want to care what the next
- 57:41Speaker 2: one opens up?
- 57:41Speaker 3: Right?
- 57:42Speaker 1: So yeah, there you go, Jay, when you're reading your
- 57:44Speaker 1: pseudo monica Taka donong, that's.
- 57:48Speaker 3: Going to consume my entire freaking weekend.
- 57:51Speaker 2: And there you can go figure that out. Man. Me,
- 57:54Speaker 2: I'm cooking hot dogs and hamburgers themorrow, I might jump
- 57:56Speaker 2: in the pool.
- 57:56Speaker 3: Man.
- 57:56Speaker 1: That's that's that's that's my weekend right there. But last,
- 57:59Speaker 1: but at least here, Jay, the last thing that happened
- 58:03Speaker 1: here reported at the end of March twenty twenty six
- 58:05Speaker 1: was the first Nessy siding of the year and the
- 58:09Speaker 1: locked ness over there in Scotland and out of all
- 58:12Speaker 1: the crypto and let me the lady's name was, Oh,
- 58:16Speaker 1: I'm sorry the expedition expeditions leader Alan mckinya.
- 58:21Speaker 2: Right.
- 58:21Speaker 1: I wonder if he's related to me in some way
- 58:23Speaker 1: back in the day, Right, Alan mckinya got in my
- 58:26Speaker 1: webcam though, So do you know how big the locke
- 58:31Speaker 1: is though?
- 58:34Speaker 3: The lots? I mean it's size of New Jersey, is
- 58:39Speaker 3: it really? Yeah?
- 58:39Speaker 2: The lock the Lock.
- 58:40Speaker 1: The lake locked Ness is so big it has its
- 58:43Speaker 1: own weather patterns, and it's the size of New Jersey,
- 58:46Speaker 1: right and so and again. It also they've proven that
- 58:50Speaker 1: there's caves that run, you know, from the oceans into
- 58:53Speaker 1: the lock back and forth.
- 58:54Speaker 3: Right.
- 58:54Speaker 1: Out of all the cryptos out there that I've been
- 58:56Speaker 1: on for a while, I all've always thought that the
- 58:58Speaker 1: locked Ness monster was probably the one that had the
- 59:02Speaker 1: most chances of being you know, real typically because it
- 59:07Speaker 1: was an aquatic dinosaur of some type that we can't
- 59:09Speaker 1: even freaking you know, we think is extinct or whatever.
- 59:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 59:13Speaker 4: There's what was funny is when I was doing research
- 59:16Speaker 4: for today, uh, I found out that there's been settings
- 59:24Speaker 4: of one in in Rastown Lake, which is which is
- 59:32Speaker 4: up near where my family's from in Altuna.
- 59:35Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I've been to that lake. I didn't know
- 59:39Speaker 3: that there was like a Racetown monster.
- 59:44Speaker 2: Oh well, that sounds like a job for a Nigma
- 59:46Speaker 2: cas j dun.
- 59:47Speaker 3: Dun dum dum dun duh.
- 59:51Speaker 1: What when when I first looked into it, I actually
- 59:54Speaker 1: came across a tidbit of information when the explorers that
- 59:59Speaker 1: were in I can't remember the name the famous explorers
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: that were, you know, started the east and headed west.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: They came across the Great Lakes. I'm doing a blank
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: on their names or whatever.
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: And mm hmm.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: They actually thought they found an ocean. That's what they
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: thought the Great Lakes were. They thought they they thought
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: that they found I mean the fresh water ocean.
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:00:21Speaker 4: So do you remember when we were You didn't go, Oh,
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: that's right, you didn't go to I went to boot
- 1:00:28Speaker 4: camp in Chicago.
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: You were in like what, Orlando or something?
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: Yeah, I would know, I would No, No, I went.
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: I was in freaking Chicago in.
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: January, I was in I was in Orlando in July.
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: We go. I don't know which one of which one
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: would have been worse for me.
- 1:00:50Speaker 4: It was negative sixty degrees in Great Lakes when I
- 1:00:54Speaker 4: was in boot camp.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: It was insane July and July and August for me,
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: And it was one hundred and ten degrees every single day.
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I probably would have exploded.
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I.
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: Can take the quote a lot better than I canna take.
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: That kind of me I can't do so.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: So so when the Navy gave him out, When the
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: Navy graciously gave me a time out and told me
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: that I had to go to. I had two places
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: I had to go in cool off for a year.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: One of them was Diego, Garcia and the other one
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: was Aidak, Alaska. And when I when I looked the
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: guy next to me, he said, put that phone on mute.
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: I put it on mute.
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: He's like, yo, man, Aidak Alaska is dark six months
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: of the year, and it's like you'll be wearing All
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: I had here was Diego, and I was I went
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: to I was. I was on the next plane to DG. Right,
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: thank you Uncle Sam for having patience with me and
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: sending me to deer Garcia to.
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: Cool off for a year.
- 1:01:50Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, Adak is no joke. Yeah. Yeah, so our friend,
- 1:01:54Speaker 3: our friend was there for like what like a year
- 1:01:56Speaker 3: and a half. Yeah.
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: No, I wasn't going to Aidak Alaska, dude, right, And.
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: Because also too, that's where the vampires live, right, because
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: they don't have to you know, six months and no sunshine, right,
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: Adak Alaska.
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: Six months of darkness, six months of I'm not.
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: I'm not going anywhere. And again this gets me in trouble.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: But I'm having fun on Friday. None of you flat
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: earthers want to talk about how it gets dark in Adak,
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: Alaska for six months of the year or a certain part.
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: Or I'm just I'm as curious. I'm just saying I'm excurious.
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: Sometimes the coin, you know, is tilted a little bit,
- 1:02:32Speaker 3: the great Coin.
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: I love the flat Earthers, though, man if I had
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: the passion for my podcast as flat Earthers did for
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: the Flat Earth, we would have a million subscribe.
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: We have a million subscribe that we.
- 1:02:42Speaker 3: Would, There's no doubt. Absolutely, But I think the thing
- 1:02:47Speaker 3: just baffles me.
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: I take the hits to take the hits, I keep rolling.
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: But yeah, so I think that the Locknest Monster is
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: probably I don't think it's a Cryptic's definitely a leftover
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: like dinosaur of some type, right, And I'm not well
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: verse enough.
- 1:03:00Speaker 4: To I mean, here's the thing, Like, it's deep water.
- 1:03:05Speaker 4: It's it's seven and fifty feet deep.
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: That's show.
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: Yeah, that's deep.
- 1:03:13Speaker 4: That's down there, Like I don't know, I mean people
- 1:03:17Speaker 4: have seen, people have seen it at the they call
- 1:03:21Speaker 4: it Raisedtown ray.
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: Yeah, well, not the same thing in deep water, I
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: think people so.
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: So Robert Robert's asking the chat is there go sea
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: of the island that they send the Navy sends you
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: to when you f up well, Robert, I will say
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: that as someone who's been sent to Deregracia for you know, f.
- 1:03:41Speaker 3: Went up a timeout, a time out. It's actually that.
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: Yeah, if you've ever seen the movie.
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: A Few Good Men where they're asking him, if you
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: asked me off the record, if you ask me on
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: the record, we don't tolerate.
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: Code reds around here at all.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: And I'll follow the guidelines of the President of the
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: United States of America. If you're asking me off the record,
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: code reds are a vital part of the infantry that
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: you need to be able to teach these men how
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: to do it right. So the answer to that, Robert
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: is yes and no. Officially, the Navy's policy is they
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: would not send you to a hardship duty station for
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: one year because you were being rowdy. But the unofficial positive,
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: the unofficial response, Robert is yeah, they sent They sent
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: me to Deo Garcia for a year for being routy.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: But they got around that by saying, technically I could
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: have went to Aidak Alaska as well as as well.
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: But they at least give you the choice of bad place.
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: They give you a choice of bad places, and at
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: that time when I went there, Robert Aidak, Alaska and
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: jo Garcia were the two places you absolutely positively did
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: not want to go. But however, because I specialize in
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: making lemonade out of lemons, I actually had a good
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: time down there.
- 1:04:52Speaker 4: Man, I think Diego is the just there's no other choice.
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: The choice between Aidak and Diego is not a choice.
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: So I mean the.
- 1:05:03Speaker 4: Beach that you can actually go out on and like, yeah,
- 1:05:07Speaker 4: be on a beach or a frozen tundra.
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: Yeah, and of nothing.
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: When I got down there in DG they put me
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: on a two to ninety six, I worked.
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: I had four days off in a row.
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: I was a nice schedule.
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: I had a ten just like this. I put on
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: ten pounds of muscle. I became an all star softball player,
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: probably pounded about thirty thousand coronas right, and man, like
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: I said, it wasn't terrible. I mean, and misery love's
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: counting out. I made some good friends when I was
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: down there, so I don't I.
- 1:05:42Speaker 4: Wouldn't have seen Diego as a punishment. I just seen
- 1:05:45Speaker 4: Diego as a vacation. What we went through, you know
- 1:05:49Speaker 4: in Japan.
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: Yeah, for those two years. Like Japan, my other parts
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: of Japan was great.
- 1:05:54Speaker 3: The two year stretch we did was you were in
- 1:05:57Speaker 3: different places. I was on a ship over a ship. Yeah.
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: So Robert says, I have a friend that was that
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: was a problem in the navy.
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: They sent him diego Robert.
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: It was DG that they said him.
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: It was probably Yeah, so back in.
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: The day, Robert.
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: The thing about there Garcia that they used to hate
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: is that it was what they called communication locked your.
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: Letters get there three months later.
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: No one writes letters anyway, no phone calls, no internet,
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: no nothing. Right now, I think it's now, I think
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: it's a lot better. I think I think now they
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: have Wi Fi down there.
- 1:06:30Speaker 4: Like and so yeah, I'm sure they have yeah, all
- 1:06:35Speaker 4: kinds of good stuff.
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: Down there now. Yeah. So I went down really nice
- 1:06:39Speaker 3: now actually.
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: Yeah, so and again, man, like I said, I got
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: in really really really good shape. Man, And I'm not
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: I'm not I'm just talking about I'm not talking about
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: the gym. But also, man, I swam every day I
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: was off. I was swam, snorkeled, swam and then freaking
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: because of the uh, the humidity, right, all the toxins
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: in my body by my thirty Yeah, so my sweat
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: tasted like this pure water. There was no salt in
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: my body at all. Right, And in fact, the weirdest
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: thing about Deale Garcia that I found the weirdest thing
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: about it is that.
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: Your clothes will rot off you.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: My clothes were rotting off by like the tenth month,
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: my t shirts, all this were coming apart in my
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: hands because of the humidity and the sucking the moisture
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: out of everything down there. But d DG was, like
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: I said, it wasn't a bad place. Right out of
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: all my duty stations I was at I rank it
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: like you know, number two. Actually it wasn't terrible, right,
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: And so thank you again, thank you Uncle Sam. Thank
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: you Uncle Sam for having mercy on me, for being
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: nineteen or.
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: Twenty three time.
- 1:07:53Speaker 4: The things that you say about Diego like I was
- 1:07:56Speaker 4: on a Spruance class destroyer for a little while that
- 1:08:03Speaker 4: not by choice, that that was as close to prison
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: as I ever really.
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: Want to get. Yeah, it was funny too, a.
- 1:08:13Speaker 4: Tiny little I think I've thrown around any kind of storm.
- 1:08:19Speaker 3: So you might not.
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: So to wrap this up here, I know we're going
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: over time. But like I said, it's Friday. I'll tell
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: Robert one more sea story to wrap this up. Guys,
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: you might not know this, but in the military it
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: rarely happens, but it can happen. They could simply walk
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: up to you, point at you until you go pack
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: your stuff. You're going somewhere else. You you haven't seen
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: that in your life. Matter of fact, raise your hand.
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that?
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: If you ever seen that?
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: So this guy right over here, we had we had
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: some We were in a bona fide hostile working environment, right,
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: And you ever you ever see somebody get hit in
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: the face for doing nothing, just but just sitting at
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: a chair at a chair, been at the wrong place
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: at the wrong time.
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: We had a guy that went.
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: To war with the chain of command, and they just
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: drafted him orders up to send him to this ship
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: called the Fife, right, And this was misery duty for
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: six months, right. But it just so happened that day
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: that the.
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like it was like they gave him
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: the orders.
- 1:09:30Speaker 4: They gave him the orders on like a Wednesday, and
- 1:09:32Speaker 4: then Friday.
- 1:09:34Speaker 3: Friday, something happened.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: Yeah, Friday, the command Master Chief of the United States.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: It was it was this, It was the sea MAKL the.
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: Chief It was the Chief of Naval Operations, the CNO. Right,
- 1:09:47Speaker 3: the CNL was the man himself.
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: Yeah, the Chief of Naval Operations is the highest ranking
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: officer in the navy period. He showed up right and
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: was giving a you know, a raw rah tour in Japan.
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: It was a town hall. Yeah, and so were all there.
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: And so we were all in there listened to it.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: This place was packed. He opened it up for questioning.
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: The guy that they gave the orders to raised his
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: hand out of like fifty people, and they called on him,
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: you can't make this up, man, And he told them
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: what they did.
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: And he goes, oh, no, they didn't.
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: And so when we looked to the left, all the
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: officers that were involved were sneaking out the side door
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: and they rushed back to the office and they said, oh, snap,
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: that phone's about the ring.
- 1:10:39Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:10:39Speaker 4: I was sitting there in the audience. I remember this
- 1:10:43Speaker 4: clear as day, right. I saw our friend stand up
- 1:10:47Speaker 4: over there start talking. And then as soon as he
- 1:10:52Speaker 4: started talking, and then and I could see the look
- 1:10:55Speaker 4: on the on the CNO's face, and our favorite lieutenant
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: him at a full sprint from the from the near
- 1:11:03Speaker 4: the front of the auditorium, ran ran past me because
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: I always sit on it. I always sit on the
- 1:11:09Speaker 4: aisle because apparently uh and boom, she booking it full
- 1:11:16Speaker 4: sprint coming up the up the aisle, like she knew
- 1:11:21Speaker 4: bad things.
- 1:11:21Speaker 3: Were about to happen.
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: Yeah, and so, like I said, it's unheard of. They
- 1:11:25Speaker 2: just don't do that, right.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: So they get so they go back to the office
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: and they got like, oh snap, we can't just pull
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: these orders now because it'll make it look like what
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: they were doing. They were targeting him, right, they were.
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: It was a hostile working They literally, yeah, legitimate had
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: a case.
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: They were trying to get rid of him. They were
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: it was just call a sad bade man. They was
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: trying to get him out. And they said, so they
- 1:11:48Speaker 3: said it on the wrong day, on the wrong day.
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: So they said, we have to send somebody because if not,
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: we're going to look even more guilty.
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: So they called us.
- 1:12:01Speaker 4: I can tell you more about the background of the story.
- 1:12:05Speaker 4: They canned those orders on our friend, like just candom done.
- 1:12:11Speaker 4: The problem was that they were going out for a
- 1:12:15Speaker 4: cruise and they had three of us on that ship,
- 1:12:20Speaker 4: and one of them was leaving for new orders somewhere else.
- 1:12:25Speaker 4: So there was going to be a gap there and
- 1:12:27Speaker 4: they had to fill that gap for that cruise. And
- 1:12:33Speaker 4: so they were like, well, because you can sell the orders,
- 1:12:38Speaker 4: seventh Fleet has to send someone to fill in that
- 1:12:42Speaker 4: gap during the cruise. And so we went months waiting
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: to figure out who was going because our lead petty
- 1:12:53Speaker 4: officer was a.
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: Lily livered.
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: Who's nameless.
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: Ways, they had they had to send somebody over there, right,
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: And the guy he's talking.
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: About right, came down, came down.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: To the birthing to get everybody right to bring us
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: up into the skiff to say who it was going
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: to for a meeting. He came down there and I said, hey,
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: I called his name. I'm like, don't even try it.
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: I just got I just literally I just left.
- 1:13:20Speaker 3: I just left. D G.
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: Try try try sending me. He's like, it's not you.
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: That's why you tell me, right, I don't know who
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: it was everybody. Yeah, he said it to everybody, and
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: he didn't.
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: He didn't, he didn't hadn't made a decision.
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: It's hilarious, not funny for this guy, it's hilarious for me.
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: For me, So so they pull us back up into
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: the skiff. They're sending us down there. They're walking there
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, guys, look, we got to order
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: to feel we gotta do. We gotta do x Y
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: and Z Blase Blase J.
- 1:13:50Speaker 3: You're it. No, that's not how it happened, he said.
- 1:13:57Speaker 3: He during that piece, he said, we're taking volunteers and
- 1:14:02Speaker 3: no one, no one my brother. So it broke up.
- 1:14:07Speaker 3: I don't start your boat.
- 1:14:09Speaker 4: Literally twenty four hours before that, before our ship was
- 1:14:15Speaker 4: leaving port, he comes up to me in the bathroom
- 1:14:20Speaker 4: in the birthing and says, hey, you're going like one
- 1:14:26Speaker 4: hundred percent last minute. I had like maybe twenty four
- 1:14:31Speaker 4: to forty eight hours to pack my stuff for six
- 1:14:34Speaker 4: months to go to a different ship.
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: Hey ya.
- 1:14:39Speaker 3: And then there was a lag.
- 1:14:41Speaker 4: There was a lag between when this ship was taken
- 1:14:44Speaker 4: off and this ship was ready for me, so I
- 1:14:47Speaker 4: had to find a place to be. Luckily, one of
- 1:14:53Speaker 4: our other friends, who was a super awesome guy, said, here,
- 1:14:58Speaker 4: just use my apartment for a couple days. Stay in
- 1:15:01Speaker 4: my apartment. It'll be cool, and then you can go
- 1:15:05Speaker 4: when they go.
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: So we had so we had a saying. We had
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: a saying back then sucks to be you bro that
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: siting man half pound with that jake, and it.
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: Did it sucked to be me. So I rolled on
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: there and that was like it was weird because it was.
- 1:15:21Speaker 3: It was.
- 1:15:23Speaker 4: Probably one of the most interesting periods of my life,
- 1:15:28Speaker 4: just just kind of being thrown into the mix on
- 1:15:32Speaker 4: on something like dude, I had.
- 1:15:34Speaker 3: You also got to remember, man I had. This was
- 1:15:40Speaker 3: I had gotten to the I had gotten.
- 1:15:42Speaker 4: To our ship in September, and then in January I left.
- 1:15:49Speaker 3: Yeah, so like I had even really had a chance
- 1:15:54Speaker 3: to do.
- 1:15:54Speaker 4: My job yet because I got to the I got
- 1:15:57Speaker 4: to the ship in September, we did our September thing,
- 1:16:00Speaker 4: and then in October. From October to November, I spent
- 1:16:04Speaker 4: October to November, probably mid November rehaving the Mestex on
- 1:16:10Speaker 4: the Blue Ridge doing construction work for a month and
- 1:16:14Speaker 4: a half.
- 1:16:17Speaker 3: So I got put on.
- 1:16:18Speaker 4: The midwatch by myself on a warship with two months
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: of training at best.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: It's funny too, because I oftentimes I look back and
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: I laugh at you right about that specific story, right,
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: how hilarious because I find it hilarious, right, I find
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: it so funny.
- 1:16:33Speaker 3: Right, But there's a part of me.
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: There's a part of me man that I look back
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: now that I'm more mature, you know, I I think
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: I looking back, I might I might have took that
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: if I could go back right now when I was
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: in that chair and there, like anybody want to go just
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: because of the you know, like the just the experience,
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: right like just to like you said, like the experience
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: to get out there. I know it was boring, is
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: all get out, man, I know it was bro well,
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: it was terrible, right, But still.
- 1:17:00Speaker 3: Like.
- 1:17:02Speaker 4: On one hand, I got to be on the radio
- 1:17:05Speaker 4: in Hobart, Tasmania. Yeah right, I got to go on
- 1:17:09Speaker 4: a backpacking trip through the outback in Australia. I mean,
- 1:17:14Speaker 4: I can't say that those things like, those things are
- 1:17:17Speaker 4: kind of irreplaceable.
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: How often do you get to be on the radio
- 1:17:20Speaker 3: and Hobart, Tasmania, Yeah for sure, Yeah, once in a
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: lifetime kind of thing. Right.
- 1:17:26Speaker 4: On the other hand, I spent thirty days circling the
- 1:17:32Speaker 4: Great Barrier.
- 1:17:32Speaker 3: Reef.
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: That's what would have killed me. Man.
- 1:17:37Speaker 3: Look, so you might not know this way, dude.
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: My time on a boat was never The longest I've
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: ever been on a boat was two weeks going from
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: Japan to Australia only because it took us two weeks
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: to go from.
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: Japan to Australia.
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: Never did more than three or four days at a
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: time at sea period my whole time, eight years.
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: Right, this fine specimen.
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: Over here did thirty days making squares, making squares right
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: in the middle of the Indian Ocean, listening for I
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: don't know, whales or whatever.
- 1:18:12Speaker 3: We were doing. We were doing an exercise.
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: Bro that would have drown me.
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: That that right there, that would have drop, that would
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: have tested my limits right there with my sanity on REP.
- 1:18:21Speaker 4: Yeah, I got to do I got to do underway
- 1:18:24Speaker 4: replenishment with everyone else because the ship was so small.
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: You only had three hundred people on that ship.
- 1:18:31Speaker 4: Well it wasn't I don't know. It was maybe more
- 1:18:33Speaker 4: than that, but it wasn't very many. So like they
- 1:18:36Speaker 4: would say, you know, like on our ship on okay,
- 1:18:39Speaker 4: so on the Blue Ridge, it's it's eight hundred crews,
- 1:18:41Speaker 4: like eight hundred, right, they would say E four and below.
- 1:18:48Speaker 4: You know, man your stations for on REP. And that
- 1:18:51Speaker 4: didn't include us.
- 1:18:53Speaker 3: We were sitting in our air conditioning space listening to
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: the tunes. Admiral staff typing our memoirs, right, Admiral step
- 1:19:01Speaker 3: On on that other ship on the Fife.
- 1:19:04Speaker 4: You know, they wouldn't call EVE four and below, they
- 1:19:06Speaker 4: would call E six and below. And that was everybody, everybody.
- 1:19:12Speaker 4: So I was running out on the flight deck grabbing boxes. Well,
- 1:19:17Speaker 4: you guys were.
- 1:19:18Speaker 3: Partying in freaking Sydney, drinking in the club. I'm running
- 1:19:22Speaker 3: out on the deck grabbing freaking.
- 1:19:23Speaker 4: Hot dogs and two.
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: Fists and Crown Roy running to the corona. So yeah,
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: blonde brunette.
- 1:19:33Speaker 4: Right, two different experience, uh work being on the fight
- 1:19:38Speaker 4: from being on the Blue Riche completely and utterly differently experienced.
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: And so one of the things too, as we close
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: it up here, I'll let you know how we used
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: to rub it in Jo's space.
- 1:19:46Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: So Jay was working, you know you had them. He
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: had the midwatch for like a month, right, So so
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: Jay the midwatch for you, what was ten to two,
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: ten pm to two four months?
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: For four months? What was it?
- 1:19:58Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, like the whole time I was there.
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: Yeah, but when did it start ten pm?
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: At ninth the two and six six to six, six
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: to six, right, twelve hour shifts?
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: So in the military.
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: Spooks we had we have I won't. I don't know
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: what's classified or not. We have a way to communicate
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: with each other, right, yeah, back and forth right only
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: to other spooks. Right, we have like this line of
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: communication right, like connected.
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: It's like a back channel.
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: Come, and we.
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: Never miss an opportunity to log in and tell him
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: how much fun we were having and how how much
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: he was not having fun.
- 1:20:32Speaker 2: Right, So just letting you know that we all did it, right.
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: It just you know, oh Jay, oh Jay, you know
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: that you know miss what happened here?
- 1:20:40Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: Anyways, it made a man out of you son. A
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: matter of fact, you should probably tell Uncle Sam. You
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: should probably tell unkle Sam. Thank you for that opportunity, right,
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: thank you for going out there for four months, right,
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: doing this stuff.
- 1:20:54Speaker 3: Yeah no, they thanked me. They gave me a shitty.
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: Review exactly right, came back with your two point seven I.
- 1:21:03Speaker 4: Did, right, And that was the other thing, Right, I
- 1:21:06Speaker 4: went out there for six months and did the thing.
- 1:21:09Speaker 3: I come back and I get this like dead flat
- 1:21:11Speaker 3: review of.
- 1:21:14Speaker 4: Average because they didn't want to root, they didn't want
- 1:21:17Speaker 4: to write the review. And well, we're not your we're
- 1:21:21Speaker 4: not your command, we're not your duty stations.
- 1:21:23Speaker 3: So we can't write your review.
- 1:21:26Speaker 4: And I get back to the ship, Well, you haven't
- 1:21:27Speaker 4: been here for six months, so we can't rate your review.
- 1:21:30Speaker 4: So I got this nothing burger for it. I got
- 1:21:34Speaker 4: nothing for it, so Jay except experiences. Yeah, I treasure
- 1:21:38Speaker 4: the experiences because I didn't get anything else out of it.
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: I know you're not complaining to me about bad reviews.
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: I'm not because I'm the king of bad review Well,
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: my reviews often, my reviews often went like this, guys,
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: in closing technical expertise five, job skills five, this one
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: point five, military bang two point oh. So it always
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: averaged out from being around a three, right, right, So
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: it was funny. It was funny too because several times
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: that you know what would hit the fan, they would
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: come and get me. I'd go up there and sort
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: it out, right, and then they and then they would
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: literally tell me, if you would just behave right, you
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: would They would tell me you would just if you
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: would just behave That's what they told me, If you would.
- 1:22:29Speaker 3: Just behave right, you would be.
- 1:22:32Speaker 2: No, I would have been.
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: I would be I would I would have retired to
- 1:22:35Speaker 3: master chief right right, Yeah, you would have.
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: But everybody, I'm dead serious. When I say this, right,
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: what's fun and behaving? That's boring.
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: All these nerds are behaving.
- 1:22:48Speaker 3: Baby.
- 1:22:50Speaker 2: I might might have been a ten or O nine
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: or whatever or a E eleven, but you know what,
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: they all knew my name.
- 1:22:57Speaker 3: They did sure, that was for sure.
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: And sometimes I wish they didn't know my name, yeah, because.
- 1:23:05Speaker 3: You and me both. Sometimes I wish they hadn't known
- 1:23:08Speaker 3: your name.
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: Either, because I tell you what, Like, I took some
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: stripes a couple of times. Yeah, I took some stripes
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: along the way, but uh, they were earned. I'm no
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: hard feelings. I see what you did there. I see
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: what you did there.
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: I was never proven guilty, but I was never proven innocent,
- 1:23:27Speaker 2: So there you go, right, Like, so that's what it is. Anyways, guys,
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: that's our Friday afternoon show. We're having a good time
- 1:23:32Speaker 2: chopping up here. We did some heavy lifting Monday through Thursday,
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: so we just wanted to have a nice little relaxed
- 1:23:37Speaker 2: conversation here.
- 1:23:39Speaker 3: This is the Enigma Daily.
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: I'm Joseph.
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: This is my boy Jay Jay, so enthusiastic on this right,
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: and so this is our show.
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: We run Monday through Friday.
- 1:23:52Speaker 3: If you're like, what am I supposed to say, is.
- 1:23:56Speaker 2: The thumb or the point? Am I pointing at? What's
- 1:23:57Speaker 2: throwing you off?
- 1:23:58Speaker 3: Right? Dude to me? When you do that, you're you're
- 1:24:03Speaker 3: pointing at the off screen?
- 1:24:05Speaker 2: Are over there?
- 1:24:06Speaker 3: I'm over it, I'm over here.
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: There you go. So this is our show.
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: We talk about weird stuff Monday through Friday. However, we
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- 1:24:38Speaker 1: have a good one, man, Robert, thanks for hanging out
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: as always, and we'll be back Monday with some brand
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: new fidukery and just laughs in general.
- 1:24:46Speaker 3: So Jay, you've got anything, As we leave, take it light,
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