Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #417 We Don't GPS the Same with George Perez & 3 Plates Tommy
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- 0:01What up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
- 0:04Same podcast. Thank you so much everybody for patiently waiting. And I know
- 0:07you guys have been patiently waiting on this episode. And yes, the reason
- 0:10we're late is because XG. What is it joining me across? What is
- 0:16it replacing XG? Like he usually does on Saturdays? The One and Only
- 0:20Rock SAMs and everybody, what's up? Rock? What's up? Y'all?
- 0:23Y'all doing? It's nice to be there on Thursday, man, instead of
- 0:25the usual Saturday. It is the day we usually get drunk as compared to
- 0:27Saturdays. So well, we don't drink the same today. Today seems like
- 0:31we don't drink the same. And I'm glad we had this call. We
- 0:36had a conversation before anything happened. He's been here before. I mean,
- 0:39I never had to I don't have a kid, it, bro, But
- 0:42I feel like I've lost the patience, like if I had a kid with
- 0:44this guy. But uh, joining us city ain't as well. We got
- 0:49the one and only three plates Tommy, everybody, you can it took so
- 0:57many measures to keep them down. Yeah, we took so many to keep
- 1:02you down. Hey, if well, the mic doesn't even want you this
- 1:07time. I feel like I feel like the zone's just pretending that there's a
- 1:11problem, but they're not gonna plug it in anyways. Let's go to the
- 1:15talent. Alright, check Tommy, check check check. Yeah, you're good,
- 1:26all right, hear me? Welcome in, Tommy. What's up everybody
- 1:30in the house. You already know what it is? Another Thursday night getting
- 1:33high taking flight ladies and gentlemen. This airplane is about to take off.
- 1:40You know, I'm glad you're enjoying that. Tommy also shout out to Ray
- 1:42for running the boards as usual. I never not that I never really gave
- 1:48him much thought, but when when George came in here and he was like,
- 1:52man, you're so lucky. He's like, you have Ray and I
- 1:53have Eggs, two big, two big, different individuals. But nonetheless we
- 2:00have a pack house over here. It's been the last time he was on
- 2:04this podcast. We were downstairs and I had a different co host who didn't
- 2:07really talk too much. Shout out to you, Shiki, and it was
- 2:10a big party downstairs. Not for nothing, man, It's it's been a
- 2:15long time, long time coming. This guy, respect due fucking got you
- 2:20know, name on the on the side of the comedy store out here doing
- 2:23things for RASA name on the wall, Dog on the wall, on the
- 2:27side on the wall, Yeah on the wall. Yo. And when a
- 2:32new album coming out which is banging, I already heard it because I you
- 2:35know, I got the hookup already. Let's give it up to Welcome to
- 2:37one and only George Perez. What's up. It's the Baby Daddy Killer,
- 2:43the the Smasher, Rope and Savanas in the building. Hell yeah, man,
- 2:51Saluke, thank you for coming on, George. It's been a long
- 2:53time coming man, and you I mean I recently just went back to your
- 2:55podcast. Yeah, and it's been I remember the first year. I think
- 3:00I was there the most. Yeah, Dog, you used to come through.
- 3:05And it's crazy for because back then you would come through like with like
- 3:08a suitcase of weeds and like new gadgets and ship. I still have the
- 3:13suitcase. It's just everybody had time to catch on. Everybody has a gadgets.
- 3:16Now it's harder to be like the cool guy with the gadgets. Now.
- 3:20Now, I remember you bought like a lighter that had like a compass
- 3:24this case you lost. It had a compass and then you could charge your
- 3:28Tesla battery with it, like remember that one. And then it had like
- 3:31the clippers. They had like a whole like all in one. I believe
- 3:36it was like a dabver thing too. Yeah, and it would come off.
- 3:38You could put it on any lighter. Multi tool. Oh yeah,
- 3:42it's like it's like it's like you taught me you're like the multi tool of
- 3:45the human species. Dog. Yeah, I didn't know. Hey, I
- 3:47had somebody earlier, Georgie and you not it like somebody was like, hey,
- 3:53I used to tag with Tommy and and no for real and so and
- 3:58and and this fool told me it was like, you know how they made
- 4:00fun of him about all about all the trains that he has. It's because
- 4:04it's the Homi told me. He's like, I've seen your first hand.
- 4:08Tommy used to hit up on trains big time, so he's not lying about
- 4:12that now. Tommy would like hit up yet there'd be like a train going
- 4:15on in the room, and Tommy would do graffiti on the wall. Right,
- 4:23don't mind me, guys. Right, that's where he got the blue
- 4:28from. Because they're like I felt like he could open a can with your
- 4:31tee. Tell me what fucking bite that ship? What were you writing?
- 4:38What? What was your name? What was your peg decent? Or I
- 4:44should write d S? What the fuck like d No? People were like
- 4:53Como said, screaming because I wanted to write dice, uh and it's the
- 4:57dope past name. But I was like no. I was like, somebody
- 4:59has to write dice. I was like, we say dice, and my
- 5:01homies like how he's like almost say d S dice in Spanish. I was
- 5:08like d S D say. I was like, d S that's it.
- 5:13So he did it by mistake, yeah, not by mistake. It was
- 5:17just like a name kind of. I I had a grip of names.
- 5:20I should write trips. I was like, fucking twelve. My cousin used
- 5:24to do graffiti and I was like, fucking I'm gonna do a name too.
- 5:26I uould do fucking a draw and fucking and do people's names and shipped
- 5:31in class, like fucking you know, do do girls names and fucking foods
- 5:38names, you know, with in graffiti and ship little kid fucking seventh grade.
- 5:42The homie told me too that he was like, hey, this was
- 5:44good. He was good. You know what he used to have been a
- 5:46fucking grip of trade. Two we started sucking the big ass fucking thing.
- 5:50You know. It's something that started in the middle of the desert. Just
- 5:55I mean, we don't care. I know, I'm just saying, yeah,
- 6:02cress, like what there's only one trains. Only one guy's got to
- 6:08share that that it was windy as you guys have Hey, that was you
- 6:14guys have no freeway signs. I know what were you were you writing on
- 6:18cactuses? Just the trains. Hey, somebody somebody said I want to write
- 6:23Journey on the Train different podcasts. Uh, that's where I seen the un
- 6:32fu in the middle of the night when I was painting trains. A matter
- 6:34of fact, in Ridge, I mean you got like math head stories sometimes
- 6:38don't like but sometimes the people that voucher you let me know, like,
- 6:43bro, like this was not lying, Like when like when I see pictures
- 6:46of him with the fucking glasses and the little dreads, I'm like, yeah,
- 6:49he was really singing reggae. Oh I got the Michael Jackson glove.
- 6:54I don't know about that one. Tommy remembers everything from when he was a
- 6:57kid, but he never remembered to brush his teeth. But one in three
- 7:00things is a lie. Yeah, the bloody blunt you ever m BMW the
- 7:08Tupac was shot in But I tried it, bro Like I wasn't. I
- 7:12don't know, man, I'm not a really good drawer, even though I
- 7:14like art a lot. So the best thing I could do was cut out
- 7:15stencils. And I remember one time I was like, well, how do
- 7:18you start bombing ship? So I remember I had the homie drive and I
- 7:21had a stencil and I fucking just went and just ray painting on every floor
- 7:26and uh, it's this uh cover city driver, what is the theater?
- 7:29Just on the signs and yeah, just yeah, I just put a handka
- 7:33fucking uh stencils on all. That was before anybody was doing those ship like
- 7:39scils. Yeah, that was like I was just downloaded. Yeah, I
- 7:42was just downloaded. I was gonna ask you the same question, but since
- 7:45you were in the streets, like, is that a real thing like that?
- 7:47Yeah? So look, before I became a homie, it's like a
- 7:50step we go through. You know, I was a tagger, But like
- 7:56I was only good on the streets because I'm scared of heights. Know way,
- 8:00I'm gonna jump up there, like I'll battle you on the street on
- 8:03just landmarks, fucking who hits the most fucking whatever the vinyels like we used
- 8:09to battle from Chapman when it started in Orange and it ended in Santana and
- 8:15just whoever. Yeah, we would just fucking walk down the street full the
- 8:20whole street and just fucking tag it up and then walk the other side back.
- 8:24And we used to paint. I used to write store Yeah that was
- 8:26your name. Yeah, s t o R. Look at the album right
- 8:30there, it says store three D under my arm. Oh yeah, and
- 8:35you actually wrote that, Like all right, so yeah, so let me
- 8:39like you were you were like a tag banging crew before or now we were
- 8:43now we were taggers at first and then like the gangs in our area were
- 8:48like, hey, you're gonna beat from here or you're gonna get beat the
- 8:54fuck up straight up. It was like, what do you guys think you
- 8:58can tag in our neighborhood? Like I know you live here too, but
- 9:03this is our neighborhood. So I was like, fuck it, dog,
- 9:07But I wasn't I already quit before they told us, Eh, Like I
- 9:11haven't even been doing it. What are you talking about? Yeah, you
- 9:13know what I mean, Like for you don't see me on the freeway,
- 9:18yo, So what about when you got it? When you got when you
- 9:20became like you got a part of the hood like that because you were already
- 9:22an experienced tagger. Like I'm not sitting to say were you good or not?
- 9:26But is that like if you're an experienced tagger, do they send you
- 9:28just for those missions? But I go hit up the body on this.
- 9:31Nah, I'm lucky dog. My neighborhood we were. We were kind of
- 9:37weird about it, like we would rarely plaque because we only had a little
- 9:41side of town. Oranges ran By Ovs said they have a huge part of
- 9:46town. Soys, we were like on the outskirts right before you get into
- 9:50Santana, Like I live like five minutes walking from Santana. And we were
- 9:56more just like hey, let's just fight and bang with every buddy and let
- 10:00motherfucker like we were loved, you know, like, hey, you see
- 10:03my brother Evans. He was the smallest fool in that click. Evans is
- 10:09a big ass Dude's kind of like a Cholo Frankenstein. Yeah, he's Samoeing
- 10:15like legit or you just called no, he's Samoeing, damn. But like
- 10:18a homie. Yeah, he's a homie. He's a homie dog, he's
- 10:22Samoeing. Hey, you know't much he ay dog. We went to high
- 10:26school with them, so you know how much he bench pressed in eighth grade
- 10:31three fifteen. In eighth grade, here comes Tommy trying to top this.
- 10:37Yeah, what you got, Tommy? Here comes Tommy trying to top this.
- 10:39Just wait for it. It's a squad. That's that's three plates,
- 10:43Tommy, that's three plates, three fifteen. So yo, homie, check
- 10:48this out. In ninth grade, like he was, the Evans was the
- 10:52kind of fool that was like, if you didn't tell him how much was
- 10:56on there, he'd push it. But if he totally he'd be scared because
- 10:58you know, when you're you're like, oh, there's a lot of weight
- 11:01going in blind. Yeah. So we were like, yo, dog,
- 11:05this is three thirty five food. Just a big ass kid. That motherfucker
- 11:11was just like this move cars and shit, get up. Oh that was
- 11:15the truck right here. So so not all not all bodios of plaque like
- 11:20that. I mean, yeah they do, but like some I don't know
- 11:24homie, Like all I could say is and I'm not trying to burn none
- 11:28of my homies. But we were more like cause you talk about credit card
- 11:31ship bro, yeah exactly, like we were more like organized crime gang bangers.
- 11:37Like we would fucking back then when you had a credit card, you
- 11:41ran it through the slip thing. Man. There was no machine that ran
- 11:45yeah, And so we would go to the fucking Santana indoor, the Anaheim
- 11:48indoors. Sometimes we would get balls and go to the Content indoor. But
- 11:52those those fools were like, we ain't coming back to that one after that
- 11:54time. And so at that time, what year was this like there that
- 12:00time, like this is nineteen ninety four, ninety three, ninety four,
- 12:03ninety five, and you foods are walking in there like you see the clips
- 12:05today, like of the foods that are walking into stores, like you know,
- 12:09like you know how these ones are walking into like a store with a
- 12:11bag and oh yeah no they're just buying shit. No, no dog,
- 12:18I'm talking about like the foods that like people are just like smashing grabs like
- 12:20it right now, right now, this fool's like I remember we used to
- 12:24do beef jerky runs. He looks at the kind of fool that walks into
- 12:31a liquor store and just takes all the birth jerky and jazz beef turkey was
- 12:35run was done onto seventy eleven. Yeah, but stop not doggy. So
- 12:39like this was our hustle because my older homies they used to they used to
- 12:46work where they assembled computers. So we were stealing hard drives like in fucking
- 12:50nineteen ninety six, ninety seven and sell them on the black market. Dog,
- 12:54And I'm talking like, wow, I would make least three thousand a
- 13:01week. Dog, was it like like where the hard drives? Like big
- 13:05ass yes, yeah, like what like one hundred and two fifty megabyte gigs?
- 13:09I mean yes, And like fools were just like give me, give
- 13:13me, gim me give me. How you how much were you put?
- 13:15You the only one here that had a computer in that time. Yeah,
- 13:18it wasn't me. It was just one of my older homies. His dad
- 13:24was like a computer technician and he taught him. So he was just at
- 13:28work. And then you know how it is that criminal minds like hey,
- 13:33it's gonna I'm gonna take fire. Like he told me. He goes,
- 13:37hey, doc. I fucking seen the invoice and they're like charging eight thousand
- 13:41dollars each for these Yeah, five in the truck right now. Yeah man,
- 13:46lunch, I'm gonna come right back, yeah, dog. And so
- 13:50I was, and then like they would break shit down. They're like,
- 13:54hey man, look y'all fools right now. Hook up with girls that work
- 13:58like at Miller's Outpost, at foot Locker, at the swamp meat that her
- 14:03cashiers, and just run the car through them, dog and get them ship
- 14:07too, Hey dog, It was it was. I was doing it too.
- 14:11When they started scanning them as well. That was the hard one,
- 14:13scanning the car the cards. Yeah, like before they would how would they
- 14:18do it when they would checking you had the touch yeah yeah. Little after
- 14:22that it was the digital, but it wasn't as advanced as it is now.
- 14:26Was it was just a regular swipe Yeah no, because yeah, but
- 14:30like beef, and then there comes a point where somebody tested me. I
- 14:33remember this fool was just like because dog, I just I used it at
- 14:37fucking Miller's outposts. I used it at foot Locker, and then I used
- 14:39it at fucking nord Strums to get Colonne. Dog. You got the Nikes
- 14:43with they say air on the side. I'm a troll. I don't wear
- 14:48that ship. Yeah, that was the total quartet man dog case Swiss.
- 14:54So I'm walking in the fucking mall dog case Swiss. That was the homie
- 14:58ship, right. There was a case was it said the Nike coaches West
- 15:01Coast pro kids? Yeah? Yeah for real, like in these coasts,
- 15:05everybody wore pro kis hero's case was they still make I asked the same question
- 15:09earlier today and like somehow cycle lesson be real? Both knew, They're like,
- 15:13yeah the still yeah universe case Swiss nowns for like people that drive like
- 15:18motor cars were no motors like tennis players took it over that and uh like
- 15:26tweaking foods as they say young Like I don't know, I think it was
- 15:28like twenty nineteen. That was like they made those big platform case Swiss that
- 15:33like girls were wearing and looking real grungy with I don't know. That's my
- 15:37last impression during that time when you were when you were doing the credit card
- 15:41ship, like what was the biggest finessea you got? Oh home, like
- 15:45where you were like what was it? Was it? The TV car?
- 15:50Like so check it out dog, the old school DJ fucking coffin. Ooh
- 15:58were the coffins though, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, and
- 16:00then it was a toughnique. You have a come of two techniques and a
- 16:03mixer dog and and then it came or like karaoke ship and I remember getting
- 16:07it and just selling it for like twelve hundred God damn no, man,
- 16:12because dude, you're that did you pay for one of those techniques? Like
- 16:18you just give it an like eighty off? You got a member, dog?
- 16:21Where am I gonna put this ship? I'm sharing? There's no off
- 16:22for other Yeah, there's no offer market please, Yeah, that's true.
- 16:26You had help carrying that coughing right, dog homie, they delivered it.
- 16:33Oh okay, okay, but hey check this out. And like back then,
- 16:34there was no eBay. It was just e way a wait hey,
- 16:41way go ahead, Tommy, go ahead. Thank you for not interrupt See
- 16:45him fidgeting the vein on his neck. Hey when he really wants to interrupt,
- 16:52his teeth movee. I fucking bought a TV the like one of go
- 17:03ahead, I'll do my mother Craigslist or one of those ships like fucking fifteen
- 17:11years ago and that motherfucking TV still works dot to this came up, so
- 17:15some people ain't that tight and the use and the food is sold. Assaulted
- 17:18to me is like, look, nothing wrong with it, bro, I
- 17:22just don't have them more control for it. I was like, cool,
- 17:25I got that ship and I fucking took it home until this day. That
- 17:29ship fucking I leave it on for the dogs. Not for nothing. You
- 17:32could come up, but that sh it never turns off, never turned off,
- 17:34just so they they're not in a dark dog you know, okay,
- 17:37due they have no sense of understanding like one of those. It's not like
- 17:41a cat. A cat can watch TV, though, Like I have two
- 17:45cats watch the TV tripping out on that ship with the because the eyes are
- 17:49nah, they put it in the chap ask a pole, right, be
- 17:53like, you know what animal? What domestic animal watches TV? A dog
- 17:56or a cat because people will let you know, and they both do.
- 18:00Dude, I feel like cats watch more TV than homie. George Roight Waller,
- 18:03that motherfucker he has a jersey because he's giving them the pigs from the
- 18:11screen. He'll be like, what's up? Like he'll try to buy ship
- 18:14that jumps up on the screen they can see doctor to see. I'm not
- 18:18saying they can't see, but all right, so like, look, I
- 18:22just they just don't have when I when I go on YouTube and I leave
- 18:23my cat at home and I don't want this food to fuck up my sheets
- 18:27or to fucking make a mesk, I can go on YouTube and put TV
- 18:30for cats and it'll come up. There's not that many channels for dogs,
- 18:36Like it's compared to cats. Like cats have options. Bro, they got
- 18:38like an aquarium, they got birds, they got like cats. No,
- 18:41he's like, put the bird channel on. I'll be like, fuck this
- 18:44ship, like like put this all like dogs won't do it, Like dogs
- 18:48lose interest. There's a there's a dog channel. There's a channel where it's
- 18:52like do you leave this shit on when you're leaving town and your dogs are
- 18:56just watching dog And it's like, I'm not even play. It's a dog
- 19:00channel and it's it's for it's just a channel so dogs can watch not even
- 19:04playing, all right, But I leave my ship on like the office or
- 19:08whatever the fucker's on TV YouTube. Forty can't even see the TV for forty
- 19:14eight. You can see from one night good like seventy five percent from One
- 19:18Eye to George Man Donna. Yeah, man, he went to his house.
- 19:22I went to his house. Well, it was like it was like
- 19:26it was like going to a house that squatters live at. Oh no,
- 19:29just gross and not top of it. Had like five toolboxes in the back,
- 19:33but not one rent. I have the toolbax that I got from Georgia's.
- 19:41It was fun, dog, but we were right there, fucking uh.
- 19:44The homie was fucking DJ and fucking what. I was gonna say,
- 19:49how come you didn't what happened? Laptop? Tell the story and then I'll
- 19:55tell you what I saw. Tell them what I tom you go no time.
- 19:57No, the homie had a laptop thing you to all the tracks whatever
- 20:00you want it on. The speaker's too loud, so I walk afo.
- 20:10I pull up to the house. It's like it's like twelve o'clock and I
- 20:12did all kinds of coke the night before in my family because it's the day
- 20:15after Christmas. And I'm watching it and I'm just like and Tommy's like,
- 20:19well, soup, It's like eleven thirty eight on Instagram Live and Tommy's I'm
- 20:23like, what the Tommy's likes to be my birthday. Oh yeah, and
- 20:30he's like, well, soup, anybody want a party? I got all
- 20:33kinds of beat. This full pool is like three boxes up like all right,
- 20:37okay. So I'm like, I hit up Tommy, are you gonna
- 20:40be up? All right? I fucking take a quick plaiak on the shower,
- 20:44take a plyout going to my lady, like hey, check it out,
- 20:47it's Tommy's birthday. I'll be back grab Tommy's birthday president. And then
- 20:52I get all. I get all the beer that's left over from my party
- 20:55for the night before, and I put it in a bag and then I
- 20:57fucking get their dog. Tommy is in the backyard. Dog. There's no
- 21:03system. It's like, well, you know little speakers you put in the
- 21:07shower and ship, I just did you go on Tommy's bathroom? No,
- 21:14because I just picture you know the oxidation Rim like you know, like I
- 21:18meet you at Rim has the tough like like you lick it, hold on,
- 21:23let me tell it. Do you already did? So I get their
- 21:27dog and it's this one fool that looks like John cusack dog from fucking Hot
- 21:33Tough Time Machine. And this fool's like yo, homie, oh ship George
- 21:40Year. He's like, look, so I got I got fucking gummies that
- 21:44are used on the same machine they made. Mike Tyson ears, oh yeah,
- 21:48all right, all right, and see yeah, He's like. And
- 21:52then I'm just looking at this book, going damn, these are Tommy's homie.
- 21:55All these fools are liars like Tommy Dog. So this fool goes,
- 22:00hey, check it out. It's ten milligrams, fool, but you might
- 22:03not be able to go to work. What the fuck does that mean?
- 22:07Yeah, and then he gives it to me, like in a sandwich bag
- 22:11that there was a sandwich in before. He's giving you third party edibles.
- 22:17So I'm like, all right, fucking homie, I take them. I'm
- 22:19like, ye, I'm gonna get this. All the strippers at work,
- 22:21all right. So then I go, hey, Tommy, let me get
- 22:25a peasto dog. And then there's a table with little white cubs, dog,
- 22:29and these fools keep pouring their beer and these white cups for later.
- 22:33I life, No, I don't remember, all right, dog, it
- 22:37was He's on there's this full put up three boxes the moos, and none
- 22:45of them had beer in. But I get there there's only three Modellos left.
- 22:48Dog, I want to understand. What were you doing at his house?
- 22:52Though I had it was his birthday? Okay, so it was.
- 22:56It's like a little function. Yeah, it was his birthday. And then
- 22:59fucking Eddy pool up. Hold on, we haven't even got to So he
- 23:03goes a dog. His homie goes a George. I make beats like yeah,
- 23:12he goes, if you ever want to beat or something, let me
- 23:15know, Like I'm a DJ. I'm like you're a DJ. He goes,
- 23:17yeah, DJ, off my phone. Dog, yeah, dog,
- 23:21And they're playing that little speaker and then Tommy's rapping. He's like grease crash
- 23:26with band. Fuck brushing our teeth. We don't fuck. It's his birthday,
- 23:34right, dog, I fucking pull out a sack. Happy birthday.
- 23:41This fool does one bump. He's on. He does one bump, dog
- 23:45and starts fighting his friends. Little focus in that. You remember that I
- 23:51am Tommy hey for and it's in front of him. It's like, it's
- 23:53all right there, dog, go ahead, Yeah, hey, your wife
- 23:57is gone, she's the kids are the kids are gone. We were in
- 24:03my backyard. It's coldest you live in Like like I feel like you have
- 24:07like a junk yard backyard or something. He's got, Like there's like three
- 24:11cars that don't have tires, just as a tire fire going on. Whatever
- 24:18doesn't get sold on offer up, they just throw it in Tommy's backyard like
- 24:22this has been I gathered my lighter here, I got where Tommy has mine.
- 24:26Hey Tommy, how how's that joy hitting? You haven't noticed? You
- 24:30been coughing on that right? What the what's going on? There's there?
- 24:37I put it. I put like a whole Grandma wax. I just literally
- 24:42was like this tummy is the only way to get shut up. I put
- 24:47a whole there. Yes, no, no, no, no, like
- 24:51like sprinkle bro like a p dog, like the whole joy got this ship.
- 24:55Not to be racist, but white people do sell fetinol that you want
- 24:59overdose. What you know, I don't got that. There's such a thing
- 25:04as fandoel lollipops, though there's fentanyl patches that full still from the hospital.
- 25:10Yeah, like you know, Prince was on fucking the lollipops. I brought
- 25:12that ship up Earner today and everybody's like no, no, yeah, they
- 25:15were like him and Michael fitting Michael had bro you know how much of a
- 25:19drug addict you gotta be to have your own doctor? You know, under
- 25:25grand a month, the new under grand a Month, Dude, Like,
- 25:27would you imagine that ship? That's why they called him. You know why
- 25:32they call him Prince because his real name was gonna be Prescription. He I
- 25:37tried Ray. I mean, he's got the little cross and his logo name.
- 25:41I know, right, Medicaid is tag? Can we get a tag?
- 25:45Changed his name to just that symbol? No, yeah, that when
- 25:48he was the artist formally known as Prince, when he was having that record
- 25:52label fucking pieces of Ship. You know what they did the Prince right,
- 25:56I don't even know that. He recorded his album in his own studio,
- 26:00rode it all, produced it all, and still had to give them a
- 26:04cut. Yeah, read the contract, then the whole. He can't make
- 26:08no music, not as Prince. That's why he changed his name to the
- 26:12artist. That's why he went by the artist formerly known as Prince for a
- 26:15long time. That was like his rebuttal. That's some gangster ship. Though.
- 26:18You think Kanye West is gonna do something like that. I mean he
- 26:21goes by Yay and all that stuff, and Swift did that ship. What
- 26:23did she do? Yeah, she bought on our ship. Like no,
- 26:26she like they already had owned the masters. She's like, all right,
- 26:30I'll just re record the songs again, every single song. She's she's the
- 26:33biggest grossy artist like performing artists. They re recorded the same songs, but
- 26:40just did it under different publishing, different engineers, so technically it's a different
- 26:42masterpiece per song. Coughed out all the money she made from her whole contracts
- 26:47and was like, fuck you bitches, I don't need you record label.
- 26:51Fucking trash dude. Hey, she you think she was on was Swift?
- 26:56I know? Are you brought that? You brought Epstein? Iron up?
- 27:00Everybody focuses on the dudes on there, right, You think there was bitches
- 27:03in there? There were predator bitches were yeah, like like okay, so
- 27:08when you think these going in there, be like, let me get a
- 27:11fifteen year old bone me or something like the little kids they were bone in
- 27:15the Island boys, those little twin FLEs. I'm just you know they were
- 27:19on there, right, were they? That's where they get the name from
- 27:22that fucking tracks ray. Look it up. It's it's accurate. Dog.
- 27:26And now they do it. No, it's accurate. They got a picture
- 27:30with Epstein. What's his names? Epstein? You knows the troller be like
- 27:33Epstein Epstein? Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't know. I want
- 27:37to see the log with like because like I wanted, like, that's kind
- 27:42of crazy, bro, because when you go on Megan's Law, there's one
- 27:47here Georgie, but there's one out there. Like when you go on Megan's
- 27:49Law, nine times out of ten, when you go under and you check
- 27:52some ship out, it's not for nothing. It's a lot of dudes like
- 27:56now like that, but like it's very rare that you'll see like a female
- 28:00there. But when your teacher fucks you, you don't tell. I mean
- 28:03you think. But look at all the ship that's been coming out. I'm
- 28:06talking like it says it's not real. Go back up confirming it, and
- 28:10it says, yes, what do you mean that's not real? Dog?
- 28:15Slide back up? What does it say? Says TMZ dog He and his
- 28:18trump brother have seen it and the image are not them, damn dog.
- 28:23So they get for listening to Xavier and the Xavier will give you saying that's
- 28:30a fuck d motherfucker right there though, that foe had little kids on it.
- 28:34Have you seen that fucking movie on Amazon? No? I won't watch
- 28:37it for I'll get mad. I'll start beating people up, Like hey,
- 28:41but like if you break it down, the people, the people that make
- 28:45our laws, and they're on this fucking island. Like to me, if
- 28:51you were on the island, dog, it's like it should be like the
- 28:53Rico Act, Like if if they should put a gang injunction on that island.
- 28:59You know what I'm saying, Like, hey, if you were caught
- 29:00here, what the fuck are you doing there? Hey? But they would
- 29:03take foods to the island to do monyacnist and take pictures of them so they
- 29:08could blackmail them later. I know, like, hey, you better passed
- 29:11this law we're trying to do right here HOMEI look, look, look we
- 29:14got this picture. You're still breaking the law to get the dirt. Yeah,
- 29:18That's what I'm saying. But they don't give a fuck. But you
- 29:21will went to Epstein Island and if you were like twelve, I would probably
- 29:26would have known bed like hell, yeah, let's go to the mambing isner
- 29:29ship. I'm down, it's the beach right there. They got all the
- 29:33food twelve. Tell my parents were going and ship like, hey, you
- 29:37guys got a cold, let's go. What do you think rock about what?
- 29:42I sowned out? Because white people are real quiet you talk about what.
- 29:47Oh oh no, no, I'm he's like my aunt was there.
- 29:51I'm not in the tax bracket for that. No, no, no,
- 29:53I'm poor. Hey who went that was poor? Chris Tucker's not that rich.
- 29:59I mean he's rich enough. He's got he's got enough money and like
- 30:00fame. Okay, all right, so here's the thing. No but here,
- 30:03no here, wait, tell me here's the thing though, Like what
- 30:06about the foods that just went in there one time? Do you think these
- 30:08fools are guilty? Like, because I think about it, Like let's just
- 30:12say, like, let's say Chris Tucker though, Like let's just say like
- 30:17he went in there with like four or five of the homies that he did
- 30:18a movie with, and let's just say he went there, he's like,
- 30:21oh hell no, fuck this, and he never went back again. I
- 30:23just I just think some fools ended up on there just being like, hey,
- 30:27I heard there's this island where we could do cold and just party and
- 30:30all this shit, and then nobody does to get down and then they get
- 30:33there and they're like, fuck this shit it is Actually I thought about that
- 30:36because it's one of those things. It's like, yeah, if you don't
- 30:38know what's going on and you're a part of this elite, you know,
- 30:41stature, and you get invited to an island, Like, who's gonna say
- 30:45no to going to private island? You know if you at least like if
- 30:47you feel relative. I mean, but it's not like it was never Land
- 30:49Ranch. Like if you're a kid and somebody's like, hey, come never
- 30:52Land Ranch like Michael Jackson made it look tight, I'll be like, hey,
- 30:57I don't know, like to me, like it's kind of out there
- 31:00where people are like eighty when you make it, they take you to Epstein
- 31:07Island, Like that's like is after Chris Tucker went that for one Got the
- 31:11Rush, the Rush Hour deal three movies for like one hundred something that came
- 31:14after that. Yeah, oh damn. Then okay then that damn. But
- 31:18like you got a remember too. He was dressed like a high on that
- 31:21one movie where he fights eighties are you're talking about Fi Element Element? Yeah?
- 31:23That ship was trippy. I never seen him. That shit fucked me
- 31:27up. It's not his character. Hell, like that ship itself sucked me
- 31:32up because I'm like, whenever I see something like that. When I saw
- 31:34Martin Norris do Big Mama's House, fucking kind of gay ship? Is that?
- 31:37Bro? It's different though, dog don't wearing makeup. That foe had
- 31:41like a full profession. That's like being Freddy Krueger. Yeah, he's dragged
- 31:45pretty much. Yeah, but now the way Chris Tucker did it, the
- 31:48fool was walking, he was like, remember he was like, it was
- 31:55very flamboyant. Now, yeah, hey tell me you could have played that
- 31:59part. Man do that for Halloween. Hey, hey, you remember though
- 32:02when that four had the finger banged the alien to get the stones out of
- 32:06her. Finger bangers. Yeah, finger bangs belly buddy to get out.
- 32:10That movie is hard though, Huh. That movie is incredible movie, Like,
- 32:15yeah, that's a fucking masterpiece. It is, And like it has
- 32:21Bruce Willis, Doug. Bruce Willis has what's the girl's name, she's beautiful
- 32:24orange hair. She's the Russian gal. What's her name? No? No,
- 32:30no, she did all the Restident Evil movies. There you go.
- 32:36Yeah, he's a film major. He's legit she's a bad Hey, I'm
- 32:44horrible. I'm sorry. Hey, George, you seen that movie True Romance?
- 32:47Fu? Yeah, you know what that put people? You know what
- 32:51scene is great? Ray put me onto that movie and I remember watching that
- 32:53ship because he's like, Yo, you're gonna like this movie, right,
- 32:55And I remember, you know the craziest scene. It gave me anxiety with
- 32:59James GADAFIEDI fucking that beach up at the fucking hotel room. Yeah, dude,
- 33:02that is a savage you know. You know you know who I like
- 33:06in that movie. That's in the same movie Fifth Element, Remember Fifth Element,
- 33:13that's the that's the guy with the weird comb over. Yeah, well
- 33:16he plays the pimp. Oh yeah, he plays Cairol. What's that guy's
- 33:22name? Ray? Hey, that motherfucker Romance. He is hard. I
- 33:29remember that pip though he had Carol's teeth to match. He dated what we
- 33:34called it, that pimp pimp from Romance. You know how he looked all
- 33:38filthy. He got the dreads we used to call Cara. That's Hey,
- 33:43did Tommy ever have dreads? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I heard,
- 33:49Yeah, Okay, he verified the tagging. So because Tommy went through different
- 33:52eras apparently Tommy. Tommy, Tommy was like south Park, like everybody like
- 33:58Tommy's like the South Park kids. It's like, remember, one day they're
- 34:00like they all want to be border patrol ages, and the next day they
- 34:02want to be Mexicans. And then yeah, it's like Tommy's got a fucking
- 34:07different stages in his life. Like I got a resume punk rock, fucking
- 34:13music and reggae music. Tommy, you look like the kind of guy that
- 34:19could fix any ride at any car. He could take out and screw with
- 34:23his teeth. Just give me wires and guver. You're uh, make liver
- 34:35like you can lie with anything, Georgia something. I wanted to bring this
- 34:40up because let's say that what we got here on the table is, yeah,
- 34:46you brought it up, and we're like, we were all talking about
- 34:50it off air that and that's what you did. What you did right now
- 34:53or what you have right now is an album that you got coming up,
- 34:55a comedy album, And I feel like that is that is a real true
- 34:59comment move, like only the OG's release a vinyl press you feel me.
- 35:04I appreciate the praise, but as a comic, I feel we're all weird.
- 35:08Those so you don't have to. But I know what you're saying,
- 35:12like, I'm giving respect to the ogs right now, because you you actually
- 35:15have a like if you if everybody's, if anybody's been fortunate enough to go
- 35:17to the GPS studios, you know that the walls are filled with some famous
- 35:23vinyl and some of them are what is it, comedian vinyls, and some
- 35:28of them are music vinyls, But those comedy vinyls he has that there are
- 35:31legendary and so I'm like, all those albums are something that people will listen
- 35:36to even to this day. So you actually, and I think Chappelle does
- 35:38it with every special Somebody by Mighty as was telling me, but but he
- 35:43doesn't promote it like this. You've been talking about this for a while.
- 35:45How long have you been working on this? Well, I've been working on
- 35:47this for like about nine to ten months. You know, it takes a
- 35:52big process. I would say I put nine to ten months in the effort
- 35:55to create it, and then after I created it, I had to wait
- 35:59five months six months for the shipping. So it's like a maybe a year
- 36:02and a half project. But for nine months, me and Oscar to Reno,
- 36:07we just sat down road sketches like this is different, Dog, there's
- 36:09no stand up in this album. Yeah, I've actually heard it. Thank
- 36:14you for giving. Yes, you got the you got the one one with
- 36:16nothing, dog, Yeah, like I have the one that It's like I
- 36:20can get that ship graded. Yeah, Like it's like trade up, but
- 36:22it's like music and comedy sketches. Yes, it's music and comedy. I
- 36:27went to the old Cheach and Chunk style, but I did my twist on
- 36:30it, you know, And uh, that's what I was gonna say that
- 36:31you you added like a like almost like a what at like Adam Sandler,
- 36:37Well he well he did it like the white guy way. You know what
- 36:39I'm saying. But like, but like when Cheach did it, like it
- 36:43resonated on so many ways because you know, obviously he's lost on that stuff.
- 36:45So like when we as I heard that ship, we're like, what
- 36:47the fuck he has? He has a duel with another person and it's relatable,
- 36:52but you need all angles like thank you, bro, you you you
- 36:54do not for nothing when you guys hear this album because I've heard it too,
- 37:00George, if I'm a teaser, if he wasn't, Yeah, I
- 37:02mean I will play it after this, after I say this R Now for
- 37:06George in another in another lifetime, he's probably the lead singer in a punk
- 37:09band because there's a there's this fucking song there where I was like who who?
- 37:15I didn't think it was you. I was like, who recorded this
- 37:17rock part? And I was like, George could have pulled that off as
- 37:20like a punker. Yeah. I mean, I just I take too many
- 37:22showers. That's the reason they kick me. I can't picture you with felipa
- 37:29hair either. Oh for I look like a model. I shave my head
- 37:31because girls keep hitting on me. Dog, I did send you the email.
- 37:37Let me know if you or let me know when you're ready to play
- 37:38that to yeah but uh yeah yeah brother. So January twentieth, at the
- 37:45Comedy Store in Hollywood, I'm bringing five hundred of these with me. I'm
- 37:51bringing funk freaks, uh three plays, might sing a couple songs doc on
- 37:55NOA soo homie. I'm bringing tack on Nasso back to the store. Remember
- 37:59whenever the last time there. I hate some talking hustle too, dog dog
- 38:02talking Fool's gone, Wild's gonna be there. I mean, hey, dog
- 38:07on this album. I got Concrete, I got my Homeboy, Oh Creep
- 38:14Stomper from Orange and Sue's Trey Ho. I got Martino Ordano. I got
- 38:19Popeye from Blood In Blood out On here too. I got uh uh Kirk
- 38:25Colebain right before he passed away. My thesen as the kid hanging on that
- 38:31hold on, hold on. I just, I just, I just know
- 38:35people in their head when they heard that he got pop Eye. I heard
- 38:37your like comedy albums, bitch. And then I also got Susie Placentia.
- 38:44She's a you know, Susie dog. She was an UMO but now she
- 38:47has Yeah, she has a multi glass and yeah. The back picture was
- 38:53tooken by Van Corona, comedy store photographer and my friend my hey dog,
- 39:00it's hey for It's sick dog. I got one question though, Yes,
- 39:04George, I mean XG helped you with this, right or something like that.
- 39:07I heard that he like, I heard that I heard that he had
- 39:10something that he messed up. Dog. You already know. I had XG
- 39:14do the fucking back picture and he spelled it wrong. So the first thousand
- 39:17copies, the first thousand copies are collectors, because this one doesn't know how
- 39:23to spell studio, he puts studio and is that this is one of them?
- 39:29Yeah, oh shit, hold on the way bottom. Oh my god
- 39:34XG. There's another one too, and and and it said, uh so
- 39:37I did a sketch on there with concrete. It's called then Northgate. It's
- 39:42hey, he's respelled STUDIOID. Yeah, STUDIOID. I text him every day
- 39:49and we talked like you know, regular ship, and sometimes I'd be like,
- 39:52hey, dude, real fucking book. And he thinks I'm just joking,
- 39:55but I'm like, hey, bro, like, do yourself a favor.
- 39:58You think that citizenship that is gonna you could tell easy literate bro,
- 40:04studio height. You saw that, I saw it. I saw That's fucking
- 40:07great. You got it ray the first one. All right, So let
- 40:09me give an intro on this. So on this sketch right here, guys,
- 40:13like what I want us all to do. And if you're listening right
- 40:15now, spark up, everybody, spark up, if you smoke, spark
- 40:20up, because this is what I want my album to be. My album
- 40:23is when you've had a long fucking day or you want people to come over,
- 40:27and you guys get beast, Oh, you get wine. On my
- 40:29little snacks whatever, and you put a fucking little album on you hear the
- 40:32needle and you're like, hey, dog, let's go into the mind of
- 40:36George Perez right now. So this is side B, and it's probably gonna
- 40:43be the dating game, right hate it, homie dating game when I'm high.
- 40:55Welcome to the dating game. We have read Lovely Ladies, My one
- 41:01love you Batchelor. Our first contestant is from the Valley. She loves art,
- 41:08music and movies. She's blonde and ready for fun. Give it up
- 41:13for a contestant number one. Hi, I'm so happy to be here.
- 41:20Our second contestant is fit and hits the gym harder than be real, hits
- 41:24the bomb. From Malibu, California. It's contestant number two. What's up
- 41:29every one? Hi? Mom? And finally, our last contestant just got
- 41:35out of serving three years in California Institution for Women, a women state prison
- 41:39located in her hometown of East Lows. That's East Los Angeles for you.
- 41:45Welcome contestant number three. Hey you prop it is I the one I noly
- 41:51but never normally live. A previe that the Sultan of sick Ones, the
- 41:54Queen of the altemus. I'm sorry, giggle fool, it's traviata. Look
- 42:01at it closely, and yes, I did serve time for a crime.
- 42:04I didn't commit. These fucking limbs that I torched. That all to my
- 42:07like a peepa. My excess car blew up from a factory defect. And
- 42:12that's what that fucking Liam gets when he defected from me. Ha haha.
- 42:16Okay. In today's Lucky Bachelor is comedian After and Dollar Tree model George Perez.
- 42:25What's up, my boy, Hey, thanks for having me. I'm
- 42:30excited. Let's get this show on the road, George. First question,
- 42:35okay, so uh, Contestant number two. If we had a last minute
- 42:39first date, where would we go? We can get to Houston's for a
- 42:45steak whiskey and then me very nice. Contestant number three, where would we
- 42:52go? This fool? How the fuck should I know? Don't you fools?
- 42:55Have a bus pass Onie the wonder one gets me the Hollywood when we
- 42:59can beat up, take some shrooms and trip it on all these fucking limbs
- 43:02on the bus. Oh okay. Next question, okay, contested number one.
- 43:10If you were an amusement park ride, what type would you be?
- 43:15And what I need? Restraints? Like a seatbelt? You know what I
- 43:17mean? Okay? So like I'll be the giant slide where you will slip
- 43:22and ride no seatbelt required, so you're gonna get my back wet. Contested
- 43:31Number three? What the fuck you want? Homie? A chili burger?
- 43:36Chillo? What's the question for? What kind of ride are you? Miha?
- 43:40I know you're not a g ride because I'll steal you this food.
- 43:45What kind of ride would I be? I'll ride you like when I was
- 43:46in a panto homie for three years. I'll ride you like Vin Diesel.
- 43:51I'll ride you like fast and furious, and your name is George because you're
- 43:53curious. Oh, I guess you guys will be bird robbers. Got it?
- 44:02Burn ain't running time for the final question in this round of ladies.
- 44:07Ask a question? Go for it? Okay, So, like, exactly
- 44:12how many baby mamas do you have? I got three babies mamas, but
- 44:15only one kid. It was a threesome. Some complicated math. Contest the
- 44:22number two, Go for it. I don't have a baby, daddy,
- 44:24but if we had a kid, would you stay? Uh? Contestant three?
- 44:29Your question? You got a lighter for yeah, a fool. You
- 44:34like all these hickeys and be store? What's up? I love oldies,
- 44:37but right now I have like psoriasis on my neck. So unless you like
- 44:42Saladito's, ain't gonna be too many hickeys over here. Oh okay, okay,
- 44:47let's get back on track. Time to choose a contestant. George,
- 44:53are you ready? I'm ready? All right? Uh I choose contestant number
- 45:02one. You like blondes, you know, I just want to be a
- 45:07citizen, a homeowner and like, ah, I'm sick of getting pulled over.
- 45:14Well, you and your date will be having dinner at the luxurious Taco
- 45:17Naso and Sunny Santa Ana, California, as well as two tickets to Funk
- 45:22Freak's concert, and after the concert, you will be stink at the fully
- 45:29refurbishing Uncomfortable And you heard it right. It's Uncomfortable located in the city of
- 45:35Orange, so be careful and bring home sheets. Thank you for joining us
- 45:39in the Love Connection dating Game. Oh yeah, the dating game. This
- 45:45show is brought to you by make Though McDonald's and many the unite for a
- 45:51breakfast that will make your intestine smile over a billion blackose. Third. Hey,
- 46:13welcome to DUNS Dispensary. Looking for anything in particular a good deal?
- 46:19Yeah, the green kind o like that one. Oh you're looking at the
- 46:23babonic crump boom. There it is. That's just one sketch. Hold on,
- 46:29let's give it a round of applause. That said it wasn't exclusive,
- 46:34and thank you for blessing us over here. When no one's hurt. Nobody's
- 46:37hurt. I mean, I've heard it and a couple other people. But
- 46:39the people that I said good because I know you know music and you know
- 46:43sound, because you're part of this corporation. So I wanted to give you
- 46:46a test copy to be like, hey, dog, it's not you know
- 46:49what I mean? You you you know what I mean? Dog Like,
- 46:52I kept it one hundred with you too, dog like. I was just
- 46:53like when you told me, like, don't share it to nobody, is
- 46:57like, hey, be bored. I was like, you know, to
- 46:59George told me I want to know, But I was like I told him
- 47:04that, you know, I wasn't getting He's always flexing on fools. Dog,
- 47:07here, dog, try this went home. But with some ship I
- 47:12got was was contestant number three was that little mystery. Yeah that was that
- 47:16was a little mystery for fools gone wild. Yeah, he was playing his
- 47:21character that he made up. And you're gonna be signing all right, So
- 47:25January twentieth at the comedy Store. I'll be there, hopefully, bitch as
- 47:30Xavier will be there and he doesn't have to go with his other daddy to
- 47:34fucking somewhere to sell merch. I was like, he got mad. He
- 47:37was going on stirge today. I was like, you're stilling merched, don't
- 47:39get I was like, don't be getting mad at me, though you could
- 47:43have been here a part of this fucking dope past episode, but not for
- 47:46real. So lout Xavier. He'll be there, Uh, and we'll probably
- 47:50go right after the show. It's gonna be a good time and go get
- 47:52your out, go get your vinyl signed. Bro. Like literally, the
- 47:55artwork is sick who make artwork? Uh? My homeboy unique from Boulevard Tattoo.
- 48:00I thought it was Mike Man's dude for services. Oh yeah, but
- 48:02this guy right here. I went to high school with them, and like
- 48:06he's one of the best tattoo artists, one of the best funk freak DJs
- 48:10in the game, and you know, like can I like check it out
- 48:15rock, Like like you noticed a little cocaine sack by the curb, Like
- 48:19there's like little secret Oh yeah right there, little baggy. Yeah, you
- 48:22can look. It's like one of them highlights like find the exactly kind of
- 48:27shit you can see my aunt getting socked up by my uncle in the back.
- 48:32But uh yeah, man, I but what I wanted to say about
- 48:37this last sketch, dude, that's like what how long was that? Four
- 48:40or five minutes? Like uh, Chee and Chong they did a two minute.
- 48:46I just want to like throw it out there, like you know what
- 48:50I mean, Like I hope you guys enjoy it and fucking do drugs when
- 48:54you listen to it, because when you listen to it sober, you're not
- 48:57going to understand what I'm doing, but you're gonna get it. You're like,
- 49:00DN, I need to do some strooms now to go back to what
- 49:04I fucking missed out on. But yeah, hey, homie, it was
- 49:07great. Dog Has Dog And I mean how many I know it's limited,
- 49:10so like how many albums are you gonna be having out there? So I'm
- 49:14only gonna sell five hundred to people that come to my pop ups, and
- 49:21then I'm gonna sell the other five hundred online. Only get it online,
- 49:24but only outside of California, Okay, all right? Shipping, Yeah,
- 49:29Like, at the end of the day, fuck it. If you want
- 49:32to pay sixty bucks for this ship and you live in Alabama, for you
- 49:36gonna have to pay fifteen more for shipping, dog worth it. Hey tell
- 49:42me. But I never said anything. You're playing work Tomie. Hey.
- 49:51I literally I was like, I was rolling this up. Ray was looking
- 49:54at me. He's like, why are you like laughing evilly, just just
- 49:59just deliciously. And I'm just like, because I finally came up with the
- 50:02recipe, shit to me up, look me up, I'm fucking what do
- 50:07you give me? That? Is that like Risky Bear pissed lace ship?
- 50:10No, dude, look at his nice He's like you you know when you
- 50:13when you when you know how he looks like Kim Flores. Yeah, yeah,
- 50:19hey, bro ken floor scares me. Bro, he's talking to you.
- 50:21I was like, are your eyes rolling back, broke like when I
- 50:23was talking? Yeah, when he talks sometimes, bro, he's just sold
- 50:27over. And I'm like hey, bro, all I see is the White
- 50:28Party. I don't even see them. That's crazy. I was like,
- 50:30I would not get in the car with you, Homie, shout out to
- 50:32you. I hope you're doing better, homie. I know that you you've
- 50:35been in the hospital in and out. Yeah, you got him recently up
- 50:37in here, up here. He's been on this show too, Like,
- 50:40what's up. I was like, that guy parties. Man, He's like,
- 50:44yeah, I remember when I seen him, Like, hey, remember
- 50:45I talked about him like two years ago. I go, hey, man,
- 50:47there's this comedian that I've seen. His name's Kim Floors. I think
- 50:51he's gonna be nice dog. And I'm just saying that because I've seen this
- 50:53full couple of years ago before he blew up. I'm like, yo,
- 50:55like he's gonna be nice. Full pass and I was like, yeah,
- 51:01you know something happened to you that I recently saw that. There's two things
- 51:05that I wanted to bring up and I wanted to congratulate you. Number One,
- 51:07you got an award from the city, the Keys to the City,
- 51:15Bro, Like, what was that about? Uh? It was awesome.
- 51:20Man. Emelda Padilla, she sits on Congress or City Hall, right,
- 51:29and uh, she's been coming to my comedy shows and she's like, hey,
- 51:36I love your podcast for like you know, you're showing that anybody could
- 51:40be anybody who I like the people you bring on Whoop the Woo, And
- 51:44uh, she's on City Hall now and they were giving out awards for chickano
- 51:51Heritage Month where they honor and she was just like, yo, fool,
- 51:54like the mayor, I shoulder your stuff. She likes you. I like
- 52:01you. We want to just like give you an award. And it was
- 52:05a trip because at first I was kind of like, oh, man,
- 52:08like I didn't know I was going to be in the like where like city
- 52:13Hall. Hey, hey, you know what's crazy, Like the crowd heckled
- 52:21my my presentation. Whould you invite? But I just up there like so
- 52:27you know, you know, people came before me and they gave us a
- 52:30speech. Well yeah you were there, tell me. And my homeboy,
- 52:36Oscar, the guy who helped me write this album. He didn't know that
- 52:42they were having a protest against like police brutality, because hey, for you're
- 52:45like at a meeting, there's people on the back and they're there and like
- 52:52they just go today we give recognition. So they gave me recognition and my
- 52:57homeboy goes, I just want to say thank you to city counsel and all
- 53:00the police officers in here. And then the crowd was like and I was
- 53:07like, damn for they're bullying my speaker and they're giving me my award at
- 53:12least gangster. They're like, whoever screams out again? Yeah, and then
- 53:15the phone with the baton. I think it was the mayor who was that.
- 53:19He's a judge. Yeah, there will be no right now, we're
- 53:24we are honoring somebody. If anybody says anything else, shot it. You're
- 53:30out with the gavel. Yeah, hey Tommy, you over here, like
- 53:37just hold up, No, I'm just fucking right here chilling listening to the
- 53:39stories. I wanted to jump in. You have to take you to the
- 53:43al Bro before they laced that ship with There's isn't there. My hair is
- 53:52gonna slick back right now. They just sold like did you get to give
- 53:58you a key? Hey? It's crazy though, because uh I went heyfo
- 54:04I cried for because it was well, I mean, my daughters spoke that,
- 54:07my daughters gave a speech. I gave a speech and it was around
- 54:12my mom's birthday, and it was just like I wanted to honor my parents.
- 54:16I get all my comedy for my mom, but I get my game
- 54:21from my dad. Like my dad was a pint, but he mustn't let
- 54:23my mom must have been funny enough for him to keep y. Like besides
- 54:29all that, my mom had charisma. My mom was that kind of lady
- 54:31that like I remember being little, Like you, notice I always have kickbacks
- 54:36because when I would come home, my mom would have kickbacks like all the
- 54:40girls her friends. They worked with my dad's friends and they work, they
- 54:45work lay shits. So my mom would have all of my dad's coworkers at
- 54:49the house just chilling like, Hey, if y'all fools at work, we
- 54:51gonna kick it and just busting cheese, mowing shit. So yeah, I
- 54:55gave a shout out to her. And yesterday was my dad's birthday. M
- 55:00R I p R. My son's birthday. Some bow my mom dog,
- 55:09how old is he? Tommy to nah happy birthday birthday. Little Tommy had
- 55:16a little two plates. He crazy. Why they call China forward you When
- 55:22he was a little kid, he looked like a little Chino was Your wife
- 55:27was super curly Okaytino, so we called him Chino and then, uh,
- 55:34he's just a little crazy little boy too, full of energy. Hey,
- 55:37he dressed up as a dinosaur for Allen and then we took him to a
- 55:43birthday party where everyone was like it was around Halloween time and then there was
- 55:46a big as big ass diner show right there. Afoot rolled up on that
- 55:51phone and he's all, hold on, hold on, George, I know
- 55:57that usually like you like you're taking like ten breaks right now and like nobody
- 56:02ever really if you want to smoke a from you can smoke a front.
- 56:06I thank you, Like I was like, I was looking at you right
- 56:08now and I'm just like you left him. Yeah, and no, no,
- 56:14no, no, he's still working on it. Yeah he's well tell
- 56:19you a little bit. But yeah, you guys this ship with coke.
- 56:22No no, no, we just talk. Tommy's two grams in and he's
- 56:28just he's he's feeling it due. The whole chat room is worried. They
- 56:31want me to check your blood pressure. Yeah, yeah, no, I
- 56:37wanted to bring that up because I'm like, and trust, nobody smoked on
- 56:40nobody actually got to smoke, Like when it burns it goes up, but
- 56:45it was inside. But hey, but no, because nobody not for nothing.
- 56:49He's the one who who told me you got my keys? Tommy,
- 56:53Tommy, are you doing down? Tommy? You got my keys? Yeah?
- 56:59I got the keys. But like somebody down to go get my cigarettes
- 57:01from the car? Yeah, not us? Somebody, what is it?
- 57:07Get him? Please? Dog? Hey doesn't raffle like a hit man?
- 57:12Yeah, he has a mother. He looks like that guy from Blood and
- 57:19Blood out, Hey, pimp it don't belong and classspect like that for us?
- 57:27Say, hommy, why can't I ever say a fucking line from Blood
- 57:30and Blood out? With that? You're saying it about me? Hey,
- 57:32Tommy, is that fool that always has to outdo? Yeah, that's when
- 57:37you said he's like my homies done this. I was like always gonna bring
- 57:40it up. Yeah, like I like, like I told him, Dad
- 57:44go he for it's it's my dad's birthdays. I guess my great great grandpa's
- 57:46birthday to I know, people older than you're dead. What's up? Rock?
- 57:55What's your impression of rock? Your red right now? What's going on?
- 58:00I just coughing? Are you mad? Huh? Yeah? We got
- 58:13here they should be like you know, when you sit down and the little
- 58:15thing right there say, I smoked. I smoked one of these heavy hitter
- 58:21joints. It's got some rocks and in it. But I know my thoughts
- 58:23a little scratchy. I just put it popped the cop drop. I put
- 58:27a little watching cool, but not like how I did with Tommy, though.
- 58:34You better still have those sandwiches. The sandwiches are good. They're fire
- 58:37and really up down there too. What are they called again, Billy cheese,
- 58:42teak cheese, Phillips. Yeah, big shout out to the homie hoodies.
- 58:46You guys ate some of his food at the pop up or the toy
- 58:49drive we had at craft your kings and if and if you guys before he
- 58:52sold that, if you got to try it. He came by and blessed
- 58:55us here and it was fire. I mean, believe me. I had
- 58:59a burger and Philly stick to that. Feel like Tommy today, Hey,
- 59:01dude, but yeah, shout out to them. Make sure you follow hoodieats.
- 59:05But I wanted to bring this up. Hey, what's it's Tommy the
- 59:07new co host of GPS. No exabers, Dude, I barely get him
- 59:15to be a co host here, like if I go take a piss,
- 59:19he's looking He's like he's just been going for thirty seconds, like he's ready
- 59:22to go. He's like, she's killing all right, No, that man.
- 59:31He's in the chat room now every time tom not already course dog of
- 59:35course right now. You know he's getting no pussy where he's at because the
- 59:39set wasn't good. So he's just chilling his room. He's in his room,
- 59:44just like in a dark room, face illuminated, looking at his phone
- 59:46and the sam's asleep, and then he's just he's right there. He's like
- 59:52watch TV. Hey, Petrol, have you heard Tommy's new songs? I
- 59:55have been hearing them? Dog got hey did you hear who wants to collab
- 59:59with him? All right? I what is it? I did get this
- 1:00:04news Exavier Xavier hit me up, and then I thought it was bullshit.
- 1:00:08At first, I thought I thought it was bullshit. At first, I
- 1:00:10was like nah, But then I'm like, baby Bash, you know that's
- 1:00:15the homie and I and I do know that he does produce all these records,
- 1:00:20but baby Bash has hit Tommy up or to do a song. Yeah,
- 1:00:27ain't no motherfucking hounds Hey, but Tommy's been waiting the whole time to
- 1:00:30bring this up there. Yeah, I know, just to let you know.
- 1:00:34He's like, he just texted me running up George. Hey, Tommy
- 1:00:38advice. You need to listen to baby Bash though, of course, because
- 1:00:45if you don't listen to baby Bash, you're get a rash. Your career
- 1:00:51is going to be a baby bash. No. Yeah, but hey now,
- 1:00:55because like he started following me like three days ago, and I was
- 1:00:59like, you know, like my Instagram I got it set to like only
- 1:01:06people that I care about should notify me mode. So I was like,
- 1:01:09oh ship, baby Bash followed me like it don't let me. It won't
- 1:01:12let me know. No, it won't let me know that Tommy left me
- 1:01:15or does it won't be like yo, Tommy posted a new video, but
- 1:01:20it was like hey, baby Bash things shoot funny now homie and then boom.
- 1:01:28Because you know, I like Tommy Ray, I like him dog.
- 1:01:30I'm trying to help him. You know. Tommy's like that kid like when
- 1:01:34you were little, you tell your mom and dad, Hey man, his
- 1:01:37parents treat him like ship at the paddy like this, what eat dog food?
- 1:01:39His teeth all fucked up? Just let him spend the night man like
- 1:01:44he's cool. Yeah, like you like that food kept under the fucking Oh
- 1:01:52yeah, you're due. Hey remember that movie The People under Theirs. You
- 1:02:00were the fucking remember that ship. Yeah, they telling me not for nothing?
- 1:02:05You ready dog food? Don't lie? You look like try? Yeah,
- 1:02:10try dog food. I tasted a milk bone. I tasted the milk.
- 1:02:15But I'm not gonna lie. When I was kid, I was like,
- 1:02:16let me see what's up. But you never try to No, don't
- 1:02:20lie. Tell me. I feel like you never ate a dog food.
- 1:02:22It's just dog food. Try it ain't wet or hard hard. I'm not
- 1:02:29trying to eat dog food. That's too far. That's that's that's my fucking
- 1:02:32cat's breath stinks. This fool almost did and my patties like he for holes?
- 1:02:37Is tuna? Mean? What does this tuna taste like beef? Why
- 1:02:45they got a cat on the side of it that I'm fucking high now,
- 1:02:52dog, that's the chef. Dog. These two knock these two months joints
- 1:02:59out, so they had a little bit of something in there. I don't
- 1:03:04even start, Dog, don't even start. I'm gonna ask. Hey,
- 1:03:07he's gonna drive back for because you know, I don't drive until we get
- 1:03:09back on the five fucking Tommy Dog. Hey what we do have super chats
- 1:03:15and shout out to everybody that has been tuning in and everybody has been watching.
- 1:03:19If you're watching this after it's a live show, just hit that thumbs
- 1:03:22up and hit that subscribe and if you want to see uh, you know
- 1:03:24what is it? More stuff and get entered to some of the other giveaways,
- 1:03:29just subscribe to the Patreon. Believe me, people in the chat room
- 1:03:31will let you know it's worth it because we're not only not for nothing.
- 1:03:35We haven't announced the other giveaway, but the Nintendo switch with the three fucking
- 1:03:38rosy the three games plus the three bags of edibles plaza how much you want
- 1:03:44for and you can just give them the money like I can't. They already
- 1:03:47are already balls deep in it, man. But but yeah, so that's
- 1:03:52gonna be going down at the end of January and then the second month we
- 1:03:54got we're introducing a new tier for you motherfuckers, and it's gonna be very
- 1:03:58great. We have a video and everything coming up. For a shout out
- 1:04:00to x G even though he's being the lame over there, uh and not
- 1:04:04being here. I'm only saying that because you're not here. All right,
- 1:04:06don't be fucking texting me. Told you never support me. You ever hit
- 1:04:12you up with some emotional ship like that dog. He used to live with
- 1:04:15me, fol, I used to I used to tuck him in that night.
- 1:04:19I just want to gims he got that from me. Dog, I
- 1:04:24should tell him that. Oh so me and you both have told him this.
- 1:04:28You gotta remember dog. Xavier is raised by an og Medxican family.
- 1:04:35That's like the boy does nothing and his little sister had a mop, clean
- 1:04:41and cook. Yeah, dog, And he's that fool that he's like one
- 1:04:45of those Pakistani prince of prince huh, Like he's a he's a standing Yeah,
- 1:04:54Xavier, you can have that one, fol because I know you need
- 1:04:56new jokes. He the COVID, The COVID told jokes, told him I
- 1:05:01never even got COVID. They were no one died in the county and no
- 1:05:10one died in prison from that ship. Hey, you know it's crazy.
- 1:05:15I used to clean offices when when COVID because no club was open, and
- 1:05:19even they shut my strip club down for a month and my and then my
- 1:05:25homeboy was like a fo. He worked for a place where they they had
- 1:05:30the fucking the COVID sprayed all the little bleaches. We would go in there
- 1:05:34and spray everything down three times after everybody worked. I was getting paid three
- 1:05:40hundred bucks under the table dog for five hours. God damn, that's not
- 1:05:45bad at all. It was humbling as fuck because like we would have to
- 1:05:50meet inspectors sometimes, and one time this inspector was like, oh, shoot,
- 1:05:55George Bruce and I was like, hey, I don't know. He's
- 1:06:00like, hey, take a drum suit off, took a piece of you.
- 1:06:06Still get your mama ship. I get your mama ship. Hey your
- 1:06:10mama was like, you do know that Rock that he was Wilbur's like pretty
- 1:06:15much closed on that show. Yeah, it was fucking dog. I just
- 1:06:18don't seem like a show that you would watch. I just I'm sorry Rock.
- 1:06:21He was watching like Tom Green An Mili Knakis. Yeah. Hey he's
- 1:06:29a weird though, Yeah, but I like him. He can rap good.
- 1:06:32Can't rap good? Yeah you can, I cannot rap. Listen to
- 1:06:36trace a Migos. Nobody will ever do a drive by to his song.
- 1:06:44That would be really that'd be an obnoxious drive by. Hey, how many
- 1:06:47fools you got smoke to? Fucking how I could just kill a man by
- 1:06:53Cypress Hill though we was playing that, like I always do wonder that,
- 1:06:57and I you know what, I bring that up because I'm we're gonna have
- 1:07:00you on the Green Thamp Show February. But I want you to ask him
- 1:07:02that, like just I don't think nobody's ever asked him that. Nobody's ever
- 1:07:06asked him. They would be appropriate if you ask them, especially because your
- 1:07:10body was insane too. Yeah, nah, homie, like fucking I always
- 1:07:15judge music like that, like I think some motherfuckers would shoot you to eminem
- 1:07:24Oh for sure, he's angry, he's pissed off and everything. Yeah,
- 1:07:27that tracks. But what rapper do you think would people play the most to
- 1:07:31a drive by? Like to me, I think like brother Lynch hung Scarface,
- 1:07:38okay d they'd be like smile for me. No, they play that
- 1:07:45funeral song. I've never seen him but never seen him groom cry. I
- 1:07:54seen him groom man not. I feel like this day and age though probably
- 1:07:58like twenty one Savage or something like that. Damn that fool looks like uh,
- 1:08:02he looks like if he modeled, he would like be a chili cheese
- 1:08:06dog for w That's like a dark ass hot dog. Like yeah, probably
- 1:08:13Tommy was right. Pycho Realm is a good album to do a yeah,
- 1:08:15cycle Realm for show. Yeah, but you're blasting fools, the fucking brother
- 1:08:20Lynch, the old school e forty Dogs, fucking ice Cube, Dog Pound
- 1:08:32Duke too. I Hey, hey, you know what with the shot good
- 1:08:36move, it's like Ice. Hey. You know when I heard the other
- 1:08:41day Ray by Iced Tea and it was at my playlist and I was so
- 1:08:44mad. Remember the Reckless where it's like the breakdancing style and Ice Teas on
- 1:08:51it. It's like, hey, you know, I discovered a song that
- 1:08:56was pretty good. Hey, Holmie, I'm not I'm talking to Ray off
- 1:08:58my right now. He's smoking that tobacco dog has ice. He been in
- 1:09:03the game the longest and it's still relevant at the end. Yeah, Hey
- 1:09:13that's it. Hey, dude, Ice Tea, that motherfucker got a coreer.
- 1:09:16Now. He was even on Chapelle, so like now he never stopped.
- 1:09:20Yeah, he found a way to take his his fame and really just
- 1:09:26like redirected a bunch of other things instead. Of just trying to do one
- 1:09:29thing the whole time. He's the reason I'm with the white girl inspiration.
- 1:09:33I was like, you know what, get yourself a little blondie. You
- 1:09:38know, I don't get pulled over no more. With her. I just
- 1:09:41I sit in the back seat and she's like, yeah, we're taking them
- 1:09:44back to home, deebo, sir. We're trying. We've been trying to
- 1:09:46help XG find one xgo. Oh. Yeah, that's one thing I wanted
- 1:09:50to ask you. You XG has lived with you. I've I wanted to
- 1:09:56fight this for at some points and then you know, we make up and
- 1:09:58then we're cool, you know, and then we get everything together and you
- 1:10:00know, it is cool. But I just don't give like and every time
- 1:10:04I ask him, I see him go through different girls and I'm like,
- 1:10:08hey, dude, you do know you're illegal, right Like, at some
- 1:10:10point you're gonna have to stop somewhere. Did you ever see him settling down?
- 1:10:14I mean, he wants kids. I'm asking George Tommy, I don't
- 1:10:18know. I mean, ship, this is a crazy question right right now.
- 1:10:23He's like, hey, You're like, I mean, look, dog,
- 1:10:28uh, I don't think it's to me you haven't settled down until you
- 1:10:33move in with the chick. And to move in with the chick is crazy,
- 1:10:38dog, it is. I've done it before. Yeah, you don't
- 1:10:41want you want to know why. It's crazy though, because this new generation
- 1:10:44of kids, they don't have parents, so they're used to living by themselves.
- 1:10:47So now and then when someone wants to moving, they're like, hey,
- 1:10:50but it's good. This is my program. Like me, I had
- 1:10:54parents, so I knew it. Like all I gotta do is go to
- 1:10:58work and bring the money home and she gon who could clean? Phoebe Like
- 1:11:02wasn't it so simple? But now like girls go to work and they're like,
- 1:11:06now you got to come home, eat me out, and then I'll
- 1:11:09cook, Like I gotta eat you out after you work thet fucking North drums
- 1:11:14for eight hours seasoning. Yeah it takes some shot. You like that shit?
- 1:11:17You one of them mobile home eaters on yo soy cochinobo. Yeah he
- 1:11:25knows that much, yo yu. But not all the super chats because I
- 1:11:30want to get I want to start reading them out before we get more carried
- 1:11:32away. Just click fan funding and it's gonna display all of them. Hey,
- 1:11:36can I use the restaurant. I'm wondering that because I don't know.
- 1:11:41I feel like it doesn't show all of them, but I am seeing,
- 1:11:45I am seeing all this. Shout out to everybody who has been doing the
- 1:11:46super Chats though, I do see you guys over here. They've been going
- 1:11:48nuts tonight. Yeah, so is the first one you see? J MAXI
- 1:11:55okay, cool, all right, cool? So that would be the first
- 1:11:57one, right, all right? I just wanted to make sure. Yeah,
- 1:12:00and is that by the way, Yeah, salute everybody. Make sure
- 1:12:02you hit that thumbs up, hit that share button as well. And this
- 1:12:05has been a dope episode. I think. I don't know if it's been
- 1:12:08more dope because George is here or because x G is not. You know
- 1:12:12what I'm saying. I think it's a little bit of both. Did you
- 1:12:15know what? That's a new poll? What made what is it? Uh?
- 1:12:18Why? Why is this show better because George is here or because x
- 1:12:21G is not? Let's go ahead and do that. But yeah, so
- 1:12:26look to you guys. If you guys want to want me to ask Georgia
- 1:12:28question, or you guys want to ask Georgia question yourself, all you got
- 1:12:30to do is Super Chatted salute everybody that's in the Patreon and everybody and also
- 1:12:34too. We have just added two more shops to the the pro Pan lineup,
- 1:12:38So thank you everybody who has been continuously just copping them pro pans.
- 1:12:42Thank you. Just it's literally been going great, dope. All right?
- 1:12:45Uh well, you know, I think it's only better if we, uh,
- 1:12:48if we read them when George is back, because the majority of them
- 1:12:50are for him. Tell me, how are you feeling? I'm feeling good.
- 1:12:54I fucking was asking to fucking see let me get a little bit so
- 1:12:58I could roll another motherfucking joint. I gave George another one. So yeah,
- 1:13:08dog, feeling good, feeling all right, I'm fucking still'll know what
- 1:13:13you fucking what was it? I put two times of wags? She took
- 1:13:17it down like a motherfucking cham. I mean you were, you were coughing
- 1:13:21for a good time. People were worried about you. They thought you were
- 1:13:25just like, how come he so looks like hated? No. I was
- 1:13:27like, did this food? Throw a stam in? That motherfucker smoking a
- 1:13:30mushroom? I should have like put some mushroom dust in there, bro I
- 1:13:35never smoked mushrooms. Does I have like a similar I accidentally smoked mushrooms one
- 1:13:40time and nothing happened. Yeah, I was gonna say, it doesn't seem
- 1:13:43like that's how it breaks down. Yeah, And I was wondering. I
- 1:13:45was like, how come it smells kind of funny? But it was a
- 1:13:47grinder that they used to used to I'm not a big mushroom Do you take
- 1:13:53mushrooms, George? I don't, but I did. Fucking me and Joey
- 1:13:56Diaz did mushroom and cocaine and like the cocaine will make you remember it,
- 1:14:00like for a little bit and then go away. Yeah, it was fucking
- 1:14:03weird. Did it with joe Yeah, I'll never do it again. After
- 1:14:06that, I was like, I'm done. I mean too, I had
- 1:14:09an experience where or where I stopped. Yeah, you could light up in
- 1:14:12your letters. Yeah, I don't know. Hell yeah, thank you brother.
- 1:14:16But yeah, like I don't know mushrooms is. I feel like ever
- 1:14:20since that Disneyland episode, I just haven't really been able to do the mushrooms
- 1:14:24again. I sweated through a whole hat, yeah, like I was.
- 1:14:28I was so I ate a whole chocolate bar, a whole chocolate bar,
- 1:14:30like the ones that say, like, you know, just ate that.
- 1:14:34Yeah, I just ate the whole chocolate bar. And then I was I
- 1:14:36went to Disneyland and I was like getting on rides that's too much. I
- 1:14:41thought it was cool. I was like, I was like, oh,
- 1:14:43this chocolate bar is ain't gonna hit. I thought it was cool, and
- 1:14:45then it started to hit and just like like little like black ass ride and
- 1:14:51I just remember like I'm like, oh man, this ship's coming, dude.
- 1:14:56Yeah, And like I just because I sweat when I'm not having a
- 1:14:59good time, like when I used to like when I used to uh like
- 1:15:01like or like when I did too much coke, I start sweating from my
- 1:15:03hand until I throw up. I remember that ship. Yeah, I just
- 1:15:05so I started sweating and then I'll be back want you, Yeah, it
- 1:15:10wants it out of you. So I would just be like sweating like that.
- 1:15:13And that happened and then I want to say, in a matter of
- 1:15:15four hours, like I had to throw my hat away because it was just
- 1:15:17too fucking drenched. Gross. It was gross. It was like I had
- 1:15:21to literally go like this and I crashed out after a while. I remember
- 1:15:27that, like I crashed out on the couch that was right there, this
- 1:15:30and that, I tugged it out. I was there till like eleven,
- 1:15:31but I would never I have never done mushrooms ever since then. I've done
- 1:15:36acid though. I kind of like acid though it's kind of cool. Rock
- 1:15:40looks like the kind of guy when he just shrooms, like he shows up
- 1:15:43to the January sixth Capitol Building just but just stares off while everything happens.
- 1:15:49I don't got the I don't got the gumption to actually move around on those
- 1:15:53just like, huh, hey, white people, let America know we still
- 1:15:59run them, this bitch because if it was black some Mexicans, they would
- 1:16:02have been like, would have shot as though white people were like, get
- 1:16:05out of the way, we're going in here. They shot three white boys,
- 1:16:12that's it. They shot a white girl too. Yeah, they shot
- 1:16:14shot and died. Yeah, because she drove all the way from California there.
- 1:16:18Yeah, yeah, a girl, a girl got shot. Insurrection.
- 1:16:23She was They were holding the door down by like where the fucking the senators
- 1:16:27and all those fuckers were in this bitch trate to jump over. They were
- 1:16:30like, what all right, I'm gonna read the super chat. So this
- 1:16:33is a chance where the people have donated something to the park at podcast uh
- 1:16:38to ask a question comments haven't read it aloud, so let me read the
- 1:16:42first one. J Max c Uh says five dollars, says what's up?
- 1:16:45My boys? Shout out to the crew and today Rock George, Tommy,
- 1:16:51ray E Zone and the strong tone out there watching. Shout out x G
- 1:16:56and L L A O Toppy or AO two. So Hey, salute to
- 1:17:00him. J J Max Salute to him. So J Max for real,
- 1:17:04thank you so much for that for that super chat. Next one comes from
- 1:17:09Ray Kodaz nineteen ninety nine. Damn, salute to him, big baller.
- 1:17:14I want to see three plates hit some burpies three cents fuol for five bucks
- 1:17:23twenty twenty, Hey close, can you do what Tommy? Hey, Tommy,
- 1:17:29does Tommy get the twenty bugs? If he does it, I got
- 1:17:31twenty on it. You gotta split it. I got twenty on it.
- 1:17:33If Tommy does, I'm down. I got twenty on it too, Tommy,
- 1:17:42And well, and we'll film it down there and we'll put it on
- 1:17:45the patreoon and put like but but we want to see damn, that's sixty.
- 1:17:50That's sixty dog. Hey, Well, we'll take the cover off the
- 1:17:55smoke box, but you can do it in front of it. That way,
- 1:17:57that video will be good. She fucking Tommy. All right, Raycoder,
- 1:18:06I'm sorry, but they are your super chat. Next one comes from
- 1:18:10three Eyes. That's a VIP right there, twenty dollars, says Hey,
- 1:18:15George, there's been talk about the illuminati on social media. Have you ever
- 1:18:18been approached with a movie or TV deal but you had to wear a dress
- 1:18:23or something like that? Is there a secret to a powerful group of people
- 1:18:28controlling Hollywood? Look? Dog, do you see me in movies? Of
- 1:18:31course that hasn't had now man, Yeo, dog, it's a It's not
- 1:18:43just in Hollywood, it's the motherfucking world. Dog. Like if you see
- 1:18:47a young ass fine manager, a renal snitcher, she boned the fucking supervisor
- 1:18:53to get that job. Dog, That's what it is. You know.
- 1:18:57I think Tommy would fucking he would let who's the fool that owns motown?
- 1:19:02Dog? Smoking? Robinson was let smoking, Robinson, let me test smoking.
- 1:19:11Robinson was like, e, Temmy, just let me suck your dick.
- 1:19:17You can be a motown. Tommy's like is gonna be like only if
- 1:19:29you do it with my pitch shorts only if you smoked this biz. Afterwards,
- 1:19:34speaking about Smoking Robinson, he hit you up. Smoking Robinson made a
- 1:19:40new album and it's called Gazo but I heard it too, and he has
- 1:19:43a song and he's like, gas, I'm sorry, it's true story that
- 1:19:50gang bang song you made? Yeah, remember gang Bang? Yeah, it
- 1:19:54was like gang banging. It was so fucking weird. He's like, it
- 1:19:58was supposed to be an anti That motherfucker was eating Cavy R when he was
- 1:20:02like twenty three. Dog, he's no gang banger. No, no,
- 1:20:05it was an anti gang banker. Yeah, I know. Yeah, we
- 1:20:10got you here for fucking twenty What did you listen to rock when you were
- 1:20:14young growing up? What old were your parents are? Like? Approach?
- 1:20:16No, I mean yeah, but California. But I was from originally from
- 1:20:23Santonio, Texas, where I was born. So I came up on like
- 1:20:25metal, so like Metallica, a lot of classic rock like a c DC
- 1:20:30was my first concert with Slash of Snake. That's hard like that. Hey
- 1:20:35man, Hey, I got I got a good good good step dad showed
- 1:20:38me some good music. But yeah, I came your real dad, would
- 1:20:41your real Dad, give you dog genetics with the fucking Pearl Jam. Pearl
- 1:20:48Jam's not hard. Metallica, Pearl Jam is hard. Bro, I never
- 1:20:54got into pro Yeah, Pearl dr that sounds like he's seeking for was ball.
- 1:21:09Oh yeah, I grew up. I grew up like on. I
- 1:21:15listened to everything. My family is very musical, but as far as metal,
- 1:21:18we were listening to fucking Mega Death, Black Sabbath, fucking Aussie Dog
- 1:21:24Guns and Roses, Metallica and uh. To me, I thought Beastie Boys
- 1:21:31was rock. They started off as punk rock and into hip hop and there
- 1:21:36they're multi instrumentals. Yeah, I mean Rick Rubin produced their album while he
- 1:21:42was producing Slayer right or yeah, yeah, Dann and Slayer Dog. That's
- 1:21:47my first metal con That was your first? Goddamn that goes harder than the
- 1:21:50azy DZ Man. I don't even know. I was shocked. I don't
- 1:21:54remember my first concert, bro, Like you know what, I think.
- 1:21:57My first concert was a reggae thone concert, went to Calibang. He was
- 1:22:00like that. I was not for nothing. I was heavy into that ship,
- 1:22:05bro, like I can tell you know, like I was heavy into
- 1:22:10that out there shaking your ass. I mean I was, I was preando
- 1:22:14with bitches. I was like, I mean like that, but you just
- 1:22:18start freaking on the bitch and you just you know, she starts backing it
- 1:22:21up on you and pan. Yeah you're talking like when you dance and the
- 1:22:27bitches like bending down and that's like berriando. That's the word. But I'm
- 1:22:31saying, is this is this like the really aggressive ship like we see jare
- 1:22:35making ship that's like pretty much raped with clothes on. Bro. That's wrestling.
- 1:22:41Yeah, yeah, like that's I don't know about that one. But
- 1:22:44what about when them fantass bitches jump on Yeah, you know, somebody ruptured
- 1:22:48something like Tommy jumping one dog that money. That fool was hard. That
- 1:22:56fool used to sing about we back in the day, but you never promoted
- 1:23:00him time. Everybody thought that was a show around. Remember that ship at
- 1:23:05flyer parties and I'm still yeah, he's still he's still run. That was
- 1:23:10like fucking dumb show you guys were Did you do flyer parties? Hell yeah,
- 1:23:14we did flyer parties. We we did flyer parties. And it would
- 1:23:18be like all right, look if your party cruise invited, you get it
- 1:23:23for free. Everybody else meet up at the man Point. That's where we
- 1:23:27became a neighborhood dog because you go to those parties, you start motherfuckers were
- 1:23:30black. It was crazy. The most shootings I've ever seen was going to
- 1:23:35a fucking Flyer party. The Flyer party was where I first saw a gun.
- 1:23:39Yeah. The DJ had that ship right there, like next to his
- 1:23:43third tables, and I was like, oh shit, he's with the ship.
- 1:23:45I just came here to me some bitches like I was fifteen. He's
- 1:23:47on no requests, Yeah, because he knew hoods were coming through, so
- 1:23:55he's like, hey, I ain't from no hood, but it's my house.
- 1:23:58Was fucking chill the fuck out, Like if you want to come,
- 1:24:00chill you guys. But yeah, let's get into another super chat Matt.
- 1:24:04Two dollars, salute easdone, George Prez, Ray Rocks, Samson and three
- 1:24:09plates salute to him. Thank you so much for that super chat. Next
- 1:24:13one, j Barretra since ten dollars. Hell yeah, Mihas, we don't
- 1:24:17smoke the same and GPS crossover episode without XG have a good I'm sorry I
- 1:24:23just added that, have a good one and see you foods February Thressay,
- 1:24:29yep, that's uh. I'm doing the Bellflower stand up live. I'm doing
- 1:24:32a comedy show before Valentine's because fuck Valentine's Day. Yeah, like trying to
- 1:24:39do a show on Valentine's the day before and I bring your lady to dinner
- 1:24:43with me cheaper than Valentine's Day. Just go home, do coke, fuck
- 1:24:45each other, and go to sleep. Take a rhino? Yeah, are
- 1:24:49you ever taking a rhino? No? Hey, I got I got a
- 1:24:53new shit called a black Ferrari. I've seen those that was like, if
- 1:24:57you open the window and air hits you, you'll get a hard on.
- 1:25:00God. But but nobody's ever here taking one of those pills. No man,
- 1:25:03I'm afraid of the gas station. Come on them. You've never taken
- 1:25:09what I took him once, but I took him with two tombs and it's
- 1:25:12still getting heartburned. I guess it's just me and eddything. Oh yeah,
- 1:25:17good for you guys, Like no, not because you guys are not Medican,
- 1:25:20you're sad, and you guys are cute. You guys got that the
- 1:25:24extra perfectness. We're like, this is gonna last a long time. I
- 1:25:30raised like I don't like that joke. It raised like I'm taking up you
- 1:25:34know what he's because Xavier comes over here and he gives us blue choose.
- 1:25:38Yeah. Yeah, because Sam Tripley's podcast Zaber, he takes blue clues and
- 1:25:45we have a segment that we're working on where we can ask him every podcast
- 1:25:48once a week three citizenship questions. Yo, are you smarter? Are you
- 1:25:53more American than xt G? Like just literally like it's almost it's almost like,
- 1:25:57are you smarter than the fifth grader? But you know it's crazy you
- 1:26:00is. We just did that on Philippe Sparsa's podcast, did you Yeah?
- 1:26:03Because Philippe Sparsa had the sheet for it. Exavier got is that? Oh
- 1:26:08that's why he came over here talking about He's like, I'm gonna be a
- 1:26:11citizen, y'all he was, and he was like, you don't even know
- 1:26:14new Year knew me. He want to tell us? Yeah, he has
- 1:26:15the questions now dog the egg? All right, Well, we'll see,
- 1:26:19we'll see. She will ask you some questions. You guys know what The
- 1:26:21first Amendment is freedom of speech, but it also has like eight other amendments
- 1:26:29like freedom of photography, religion, freedom of protest freedom of yes, like
- 1:26:33yeah, can tell this full study. Hey, bro, you know because
- 1:26:38my grandma rest in peace? All right? What is it? She?
- 1:26:40She? Uh, she had those tapes. She was one of those like
- 1:26:44she was born nineteen twenty five, so she was proud to make it to
- 1:26:45America. Bro like that that generation was like, you don't know what it's
- 1:26:49like to cross this border, bitch, better get to work. Like yeah.
- 1:26:53So she used to listen to those tapes and I was like, Grandma,
- 1:26:56you're already a citizen. She's like, I gotta keep short. I'm
- 1:26:59like, why are you listening to this? Yeah? She would. It
- 1:27:01was like an audiobook for her. She had an appreciation for that ship.
- 1:27:05She had an appreciation for just like I don't know, bro, like like
- 1:27:09it's real dogh She she came and was like, Yo, look at all
- 1:27:13this opportunity. It's sad that that like the newer generations they take everything but
- 1:27:18that. And I feel sometimes we like that as lasta the more and more
- 1:27:21we produce kids, like our kids come out more like I guess up to
- 1:27:25you as to really be like, hey man, don't ever take this regretted
- 1:27:28food, Like we shouldn't even be here, but like that's some respect,
- 1:27:30you know, like yeah, like you do act accordingly, Like you don't
- 1:27:34have to fucking act like the rest or fucking joint in. But like,
- 1:27:36hey, man, like be a fucking proud motherfucker because people are people want
- 1:27:41to be you right now? What about you, rock? How do you
- 1:27:45feel knowing that like six generations before you pillaged all our grandparents so you could
- 1:27:50just have the privilege you have right now? Do you wake up by going?
- 1:27:54Fuck? Man, let me earn this fuck? Uh? You know?
- 1:28:02Fu you got me some there? Man. I was gonna say,
- 1:28:04well, fun fact, my family actually came over as indentured servants for JP
- 1:28:09Morgan Chase as Irish immigrants. You're an Irish oul? Yeah? Oh so
- 1:28:13they was on the Titanic. Irish people built the Titanic. They came from
- 1:28:15Ireland, yeah, the Chase Bank. Yeah. Like my wife got me
- 1:28:20the whole ancestry and she went far as fuck back, like even past that,
- 1:28:27Like because I have a ancestry in Scotland and Ireland. When did he
- 1:28:30be flexing all these big names and he got that Viking? Hey? Did
- 1:28:35you know the Vikings were the smoothest though, Like when a Vikings when they
- 1:28:41pillage and fucking took over your area. They would only take the beautiful girls
- 1:28:45with them back, and they would kill all the fat bitches, like all
- 1:28:49the ugly bitches. They were like, that's why when you go to like
- 1:28:53Norway and Slim body Bomb and it's just like slim fuck waste and just curvey
- 1:29:00a little bit. And I know what you talk about as little Norway.
- 1:29:05Let's go, let's go with the with the next one over here, let
- 1:29:10me see JG four ninety nine Patreon member day one and I'm a super chat
- 1:29:15essay Rock Sampson. The new mixtape is Fire. I freestyle all over the
- 1:29:18Wing zero track when I'm tweaking and I'm just playing right. Thank you so
- 1:29:24much for that super chat, JG. And why don't you send Rock some
- 1:29:27of those videos of Hey, you freestyle and maybe he'll shoot you another beat.
- 1:29:30Yeah, I was gonna say, well, if you want a copy
- 1:29:30of the Wing zero beat, shoot me a message on IG with your email.
- 1:29:33I'll shoot it to you. And thank you for listening to Tonami Wave
- 1:29:38straight up and salute to everybody in here. I mean, hey, you
- 1:29:40should all hit that thumbs up. Next one Matt two dollars ship. Can't
- 1:29:45forget the homie x G bro Salut Hey, salut XG. Wherever you're at
- 1:29:53this whole episode bit about XG not really you know what? I call him
- 1:29:58XG why because like every time his girlfriend breaks up with them, they just
- 1:30:02give him a gram. Yo. I did that with a girl once I
- 1:30:06broke up with her, and I was like, Yo, you need to
- 1:30:08move out. Here's a couple of grayls. That's what you don't care though,
- 1:30:11you know what I mean? Where you're just like, just get out,
- 1:30:12Just don't just don't break my stuff on the way. What take the
- 1:30:15TV in the microwave? You can, you can go. You can keep
- 1:30:17the steazy bone. Tommy dog, he's like fool, She'll take it all,
- 1:30:26all right, Tommy, I put tweaking. I'm just not fucking with
- 1:30:30you now. I just I just literally my plan worked and I'm happy today
- 1:30:33because I heard you coffee in the middle of it. And that was just
- 1:30:39but zero Fox zero for ninety nine. Tommy eaton corridov You know what one
- 1:30:47do a corrido? Tommy, you know, give me some Can you do
- 1:30:50that? Necessito? When I said what thenes Ness tito let us apple the
- 1:31:03words of Oh dog, how do you not know that when mechanics love that
- 1:31:08ship fucking toe truck mechanics because he said us, tell me that's not even
- 1:31:17trying. Bro. If I might have a chaka every time you're here,
- 1:31:21bro, just for you. Hey, food, the chicato was bad.
- 1:31:27Remember when foods are going singing? So what's up? He paid us something
- 1:31:30to dog give us something? Yeah, but not one that we heard twenty
- 1:31:36times. Yeah, that's all I'm gonna or what I mean, though I
- 1:31:41haven't. I haven't got that one in a long time, you know what
- 1:31:43I mean. That's a good one. Dog. Ohg come on, that's
- 1:31:48just hard crazy because baby bash calls it's too good for it now, damn
- 1:31:58fucking uh la media a little bit of Lamia with the old old song.
- 1:32:02Tell me here, yes the sport kyo kier ov ya yalloora kyo kierra,
- 1:32:13the tingo heo sa chemico tia cepalta kira. So no, you'reso into when
- 1:32:24you your kierova yaesport el mundo he kiaro keko nos gusmcha your kio katave seno
- 1:32:38trous love yours para came compary, so commosim pray and I was hard on
- 1:32:51good job. And that's that's like was whacked off the old song because but
- 1:33:01he puts some heart. And but that's kind of like the style you have
- 1:33:04to sing that ship if it's gonna be on Rick weirdos, you know what
- 1:33:09I mean? Like remember that radio station. Hey, pretend this is baby
- 1:33:13Bash right here though, Pretend this is baby Bash. And he's like,
- 1:33:16Yo, tell me what's up? Uh sing the song? Sing? No,
- 1:33:20he goes, what's that song you're working on? I want to get
- 1:33:24a tattoo baby bash. Don't panic, it's organic, shutout spn no.
- 1:33:30I just play because he used to work with it. But hey, we're
- 1:33:32gonna make that one song. I wanna get chill me. I was wondering
- 1:33:36how long it was gonna. Can I get some more heart? I want
- 1:33:41to get a tattoo of you, Babby. I wanna get chill n I
- 1:33:53want to get a tattoo of you. Hey. That's hey, hey,
- 1:34:04d you see four. Sometimes I gotta put my fingers in your ass for
- 1:34:08we have we have that. We don't smoke the same oldie. Let me
- 1:34:12hear it. I started, actually I haven't even heard that. We don't
- 1:34:15smoke sensively. Yeah, I actually started. We held the old Man song.
- 1:34:20I told me my favorite to this day, it's the fucking Tupac.
- 1:34:25I die every time you say that that ship is the best ship ever due.
- 1:34:29Hey, you know he did the Corridle Popeye too, that one.
- 1:34:32I haven't seen that man, Popeye Corrido fucking that one. But what was
- 1:34:39the other one that I was just gonna bust out one? Fuck it?
- 1:34:45We don't that one before? Yeah? Hey, I want to bone your
- 1:34:49Oh yeah, because hey, what's the original to that song? Uh?
- 1:34:56Love that love? That is? Yeah? No other one? We made
- 1:35:03it. We made a fucking bunch of songs already. Let's do a sack
- 1:35:08together. That one's cool. That one's fired. Eddie wrote that one.
- 1:35:13You gotta give Eddie props. Dog the six man. This is toothless.
- 1:35:16Eddie likes Sean Right now, now this for about out the sandwich and say
- 1:35:24we can get a little a little drum. If he came out in the
- 1:35:27middle of the night, you see him, you'd be like, run the
- 1:35:29other way, right. He looks like one of baby kids. That's why
- 1:35:32they grew up. We don't die. We multiply. I've been trying to
- 1:35:38get him on here, and I'm gonna hit him up again. We're gonna
- 1:35:40make it happen. His car can drive this far, damn he'll park it
- 1:35:45at Walmart were here, then go back to Walmart and go home. That
- 1:35:48has to bring his dog. His dogs. Don't ever talk ship on the
- 1:35:53run, Polly walnuts. Dog gonna get into dog? Nah dog, I
- 1:35:58can't I feel you. It's whatever. But yeah, like I what is
- 1:36:04it? Uh getting a new dog after it's gone? Like yeah, like
- 1:36:08that shit is it's hard, bro, I know what you Yeah, Like
- 1:36:11if I get a new dog and it dies, I'm gonna break up with
- 1:36:14my lady. Like, hey, bitch, you cannot live my dogs?
- 1:36:17Yeah? Yeah right? And I got cats right now too, Like you
- 1:36:23know what though, Like I got cats. I mean I'm happy with my
- 1:36:26cats, and I know if I get a dog, it'll be like I
- 1:36:29won't be the owner I want to be for it. I'm too busy right
- 1:36:32now. My cats are happy. I come home. Oh shit, we
- 1:36:35get two hours, you know with the dog, you got to get at
- 1:36:39four, like four hours. But it has to be separate. Give me
- 1:36:43one right here, give me one, all right, cool, I'm good,
- 1:36:45let me chill now, I don't know. And plus I've seen Tommy's
- 1:36:48dogs and like, yeah, I became a cat person too. That's like
- 1:36:51I ended up with just I was with one and then I saw one on
- 1:36:56the freeway and I rescued him and that was the best cat I ever got.
- 1:36:58Straight up. He's cool, dude, he's like a dude. This
- 1:37:01motherfucker is gangster. When you rescued him, did he have a cow transvest
- 1:37:04On? You know, he was like he was in the middle of the
- 1:37:08lame bro You know he's he's like two years old, but like he was.
- 1:37:13He was he lived in there. He lived in the little the little
- 1:37:15divider bros. Trying to kill husself and he's all sick. Not today got
- 1:37:19there, bro Chpo stopped the freeway. He was I'm allergic to catch,
- 1:37:24but I'll stop dripping saving him from the free rail. Yeah, that was
- 1:37:29like. That fool's name is Harvey. He's cooked him up. He's cool.
- 1:37:30Now he lets me touch he in the car he un away. Oh,
- 1:37:35it was, it was. It was quite the mission to when you
- 1:37:40brought him home, did you leave him in the room, and he was
- 1:37:42like tripping out, like fucking ship up in the room. He was very
- 1:37:45aggressive, like I couldn't even get near him without that food because like you
- 1:37:46know, he had wasted his nails because he was all scared and ship and
- 1:37:49all this ship. So like it took a while. So he was very
- 1:37:53like, don't even fuck with me, and like now likes I've had him
- 1:37:57for three months and he's very a whole different cat. I have footage of
- 1:38:00him when he's like brand new, and he was like fuck you, fuck
- 1:38:03everything. I was like a juvenile kid, bro yeah, like like fuck
- 1:38:08everything. And then like now he's just like fucking He's like, oh you
- 1:38:12brought that cat food. Fuck that ship. I'm like you fucking bitch,
- 1:38:15dude. It's cool though. They're like it's cool. They're like a cool
- 1:38:18pet to have that cat to a trip. I got three of them,
- 1:38:23and one of them like broke up with me before he lists. He lives
- 1:38:26with my neighbor. Oh, he just goes over there all the time,
- 1:38:28yeah, Rick, because he's like, look these people like I make my
- 1:38:31cats go and say Rick James, he just comes by east my food says
- 1:38:34what's up to us? Damn. Yeah, I mean Tommy, the cat
- 1:38:42version of Tommy. Nah, Tommy, if he was a cat, I
- 1:38:45shoot it. This just Tommy. He was the kind of he'd be the
- 1:38:49kind of cat that wake you up when you're a sleep to eat, knocking
- 1:38:55sh it over. He wouldn't even want cat food. He's like, give
- 1:38:57me a grill cheese Garfield. Hey, all right, let's get it to
- 1:39:04the next one. No, no, no, David Trip, this is
- 1:39:06the dude. This shows that it's been a fucking banger. It's uh JG
- 1:39:11for ninety nine Patriot. No, sorry, Matt, Sorry all right now
- 1:39:15sorry, this is the right one. This sack five dollars, same team,
- 1:39:17quality content. Thank you for that, super chat. Appreciate you.
- 1:39:21Uh. Next one, d M v chellout sends one ninety nine x G
- 1:39:26for sure is paying for some adult favors tonight in Ohio. Damn Ohio.
- 1:39:31Huh he's in Cleveland right now. I guess Cleveland, Ohio. Yeah,
- 1:39:36but he's at a club called Hilarities, and it's fucking beautiful. Dog been
- 1:39:41there, it's nice. Yeah, I did it. I did it with
- 1:39:43Joey Dias. Dog Like there's a mall your hotel's in a mall so when
- 1:39:46you wake up you can go to norse rooms like sorrow. It's just yeah,
- 1:39:53oh, that's why he posted up all those nice pictures like you're too
- 1:39:56nice. You're in a too nice of an area for you. RB where
- 1:40:00even stupid basketball jersey? Yeah, hey they might the immigration might show up.
- 1:40:04They've never seen an X over there like that. Like what the fuck
- 1:40:08she would show up to a fucking prom in a basketball jersey? Bro?
- 1:40:11Like I just don't. I'm like, hey, bro, you gotta stop
- 1:40:13wearing jerseys at one point the collar and they have the fucking both time.
- 1:40:15He's also got to stop going to proms. He's too old for that.
- 1:40:18Well, okay, for me, proms is a bad idea of a bad
- 1:40:21comparison. Yeah, let me see damn damn people are coming in heavy Man
- 1:40:29next one d m V Cellas Sorry, Jeffy says, one ninety nine since
- 1:40:32number one podcast, Thank you so much, Yeago Marien nine ninety nine Tommy
- 1:40:39Sing by Juan Gabrielle Up. They make him one too. Come on,
- 1:40:49tell me you got Yeah, I'm not. I don't even know these songs.
- 1:40:54These are fucking the old songs, like my dad would have slapped my
- 1:40:58mom. If you play that ship now my mom is playing. That's the
- 1:41:00old school, Oh g ship. My mom is like lost Bookies, banda
- 1:41:04lemon, Jose, Jose, bana MACHOs. You don't do you know you're
- 1:41:10not gonna hear him with some more. That's hard. You may you make
- 1:41:16something crying that has sucking boudre evolve pedo noelo uio seem pleamente cabs graer qesu
- 1:41:32fred immy promise as novel ware. Our cagas cannot poy this soul with her
- 1:41:42army n a s temoon. Do not ind spensively to put the said fellas
- 1:41:50in me igios in tea. Yeahgas, see your second see making it you
- 1:42:01can be that's the yes. Carrag say who don't get hey, Tommy,
- 1:42:14your parents do together Tommy in two thousand and seven. Okay, all right,
- 1:42:18so so your parents so your but your parents were like he killed him
- 1:42:21something your christ fun, damn fun. Couldn't let him have nothing? Bro?
- 1:42:31Did he shout out to your he was that damn that? Don't worry
- 1:42:45for my dad birthday was yesterday. You can bag on him. That's a
- 1:42:49for not there's this fool that I worked at the strip club and his dad's
- 1:42:54dead and my dad's daddy. I go away for kind of bag on your
- 1:42:57daddy. He's like, he's dead. I'm like, his money's all right.
- 1:42:59Cool. This foe has his dad's face cloud. He has his dad's
- 1:43:06face tattooed on his hand, but his hands are hairy. I'm like a
- 1:43:11fool. When you miss your dad, do you shave so you can see.
- 1:43:16That's fucking funny man. He was like, oh, fucking dig your
- 1:43:19mom up and bumming right now. I'm like, do a fool, she's
- 1:43:21lonely. You gonna have fun with the with the work called me. It's
- 1:43:27just fun. Yeah, all right, go ahead, my back not on
- 1:43:30the trip. The next one c J Ted. I mean see ten J
- 1:43:33four ninety nine. Let Tommy sing, let's do a bump together. That's
- 1:43:40a jam dog and this is like a jukebox chatted. At this point,
- 1:43:45Tommy's gonna start doing this on his Patreon. I get he's only fans.
- 1:43:51Don't worry. I got ten bucks for you, and I told you all
- 1:43:56you gotta do is do the purpies, and we got sixty bucks for you.
- 1:44:00I'm gonna do ten real quick. You're gonna sing. That's the fuck
- 1:44:05the one Eddie did for you. Oh, we wrote that ship at my
- 1:44:10birthday party. That's the song we wrote the sex mind. Let's do upbum
- 1:44:18together, Let's do ubum together. Let's get high, you and me.
- 1:44:33Hey, hey, so look at Tommy man heading there with the fucking custom
- 1:44:38of these. There you go. You guys heard it for everybody asking for
- 1:44:41a give them round of applause. Right, puts the button. Hey,
- 1:44:44Kalkmbaro looks Armenian right there he does, though, looks like he belongs in
- 1:44:53next to his neighborhood. Hey, Ray, what nationality are you? You're
- 1:44:56like European, Mexican? Your fancy oh ship? My bad? I thought
- 1:45:01you were half o Meanian? Ray? Now Ray looks like he was baptizing
- 1:45:05like some expensive wine. I feel like your mom wasn't Latin Lebanese. M
- 1:45:13all right? Next next one? Uh, Dan p x G is a
- 1:45:17lame. Hey, I want to give money too? Can I say?
- 1:45:23You can say it all day? Go ahead? Uh Finn, Finn Goomas.
- 1:45:28George looks like he's ikes sandwich logo. Yeah, I get that a
- 1:45:32lot. Make me a fucking sandwich full you know that fool or you have
- 1:45:35ever hit that n because uh it's isn't it Hawaiian style sandwich? No?
- 1:45:43I think it's just like a deli. Yeah, I don't know. I
- 1:45:45mean, like that's the logo right there. It's all mass sandwiches, high
- 1:45:49key. You hate there refort. He's like before they kicked me up,
- 1:45:57Bob, And I've never seen a place where you can go to eat it.
- 1:46:00I just see the fucking trucks driving around. My girlfriend white, she
- 1:46:03makes the best fucking sandwiches. Girls. I never had a croissant. She
- 1:46:12gets, she brought it. She introduced you to croissants. Oh yeah,
- 1:46:15I even spelled it wrong. I remember. I remember when when uhh,
- 1:46:20we have a white girl making sandwich for you, bro, they add ship
- 1:46:24that is different, Like I never had a sandwich with vinegar, yeah,
- 1:46:27and pepper was like like I was just like dripping. Bro. I used
- 1:46:31to never with male, But my wife will make a sandwich and she'll put
- 1:46:34just the right amount that the sandwich ain't dry straight up right because you're not
- 1:46:39asking for male when you go out. But when she puts it on there,
- 1:46:42you're like, all right, it makes like they get They just thin
- 1:46:45it out with the spoon. Yeah yeah, been to Philips. Yeah it's
- 1:46:49good, it's not. It's not. You gotta eat it there though,
- 1:46:53Yeah yeah it's. But tonight I'm having a Philly cheese steak. You got
- 1:47:00in there the night going down, Hoodie Saluta Saluta, Saluta, hood Eats,
- 1:47:06hood Eats sold out at the High Hunky Toy Drive. And he will
- 1:47:11cater any of your events. Hit him up. Not many motherfuckers. Is
- 1:47:14only sandwiches and chop cheese, chop cheese and Philly cheese steaks. That's all
- 1:47:17it is right now. From what I know, he's working on different stuff.
- 1:47:20You look like you could make some fire ass ad smashburgers everything. You
- 1:47:26know what meal I'm looking for a dog is the old school grandma meal.
- 1:47:30She would just put got in there with Papa's chili rojan and there's some other
- 1:47:38ship I forgot. You know what Grandma meal? I want that that motherfuckers
- 1:47:42needed. My grandma used to make a mino meat loaf dogs like I'm talking
- 1:47:47about, Like the meal I'm not the only is bomb and then and then
- 1:48:00put that slice, put it in some sour dough with some ketchup. No,
- 1:48:04you gotta do the sweet ketchup brown, the ofo ketchup. But like
- 1:48:10I mean meat loaf dog, I feel like when a Latin per Latino person
- 1:48:14does it, we add our own flavor to it and we just make it
- 1:48:16bomb. Because when you follow the white foods recipes, it's like, you
- 1:48:20know what I mean, it's not their recipes. They stole ours and didn't
- 1:48:24know how to finish it. I mean, it's technically like a meatof It's
- 1:48:28just like an elephant said hole they made of meat, bro, like you
- 1:48:31put it in the man. It's just like a meat turd. Rock,
- 1:48:36I'm talking about white people food Rockies like that's a family loom. That's why
- 1:48:42I'm turning to read this whole episode. I'm just pissed. I know you've
- 1:48:45been read the whole time. Maybe I don't know, maybe it's a little
- 1:48:46hot in here. So I think that's all turned on the cool. It's
- 1:48:50already nine night stressed. Hey, Rock, what did you guys eat growing
- 1:48:54up? Sandwiches? Yeah? Absolutely that a little last man like ham sandwiches,
- 1:48:59turt like guys, a little latch key kids. So we do a
- 1:49:00lot of stuff at home until the parents got home at night, and then
- 1:49:03we'd have like Hamburger Helper or something that was just fucking love Hamburger Helper to
- 1:49:08this day. Yeah, I like the tuna, the tuna Hamburger Helper a
- 1:49:12lot, the one with the yeah yo, they got a trap album.
- 1:49:15Yeah yeah. Watch the Stove is literally like a six song album made by
- 1:49:20Hamburger Helper. Tommy's like, I'm gonna think of something real. I bet
- 1:49:27you ever produced that beat got paid, Oh for sure. And the songs
- 1:49:30are so great because they sound like they're talking about like making drugs, but
- 1:49:33they're talking about cooking food for the streets and ship It's it's fucking tight.
- 1:49:38Yeah dog, when I Hamburger Helper was my meal for the family, if
- 1:49:44I enhanced it, were you doing the one with the potato chips and then
- 1:49:46like the potatoes, putting real potatoes in there? Oh yeah see that's where
- 1:49:50you did it right, real meat, like adding extra ship getting better noodles,
- 1:49:56but just using their flavor pack yeah yeah, yeah yeah, but you
- 1:49:59gotta use their toodles too. You just got to mix it up. Sometimes
- 1:50:01you put it that's too good and your fun the taste up. Yeah,
- 1:50:04straight up. It's like when you when you put too much salt on a
- 1:50:06good steak. Yeah, like you're like like, let me take everything off.
- 1:50:12Let's getting with the butter. Like, yeah, let's get it to
- 1:50:15the next one. La la, she said Tommy saying something for us.
- 1:50:17He just did next one one royal savage one nine cents a fox excited sticker?
- 1:50:26Uh? Next one? Yeah? What's the fox squishy reo? Two
- 1:50:30dollars? Next time? Put some Clavo in it. Hashtag same team.
- 1:50:34What does that mean? That's blood out? He's your mom said to send
- 1:50:42her some coffee. Put some Clovo on it this time. What does cloud
- 1:50:46mean though? Drugs like cloudsha like glo Yeah, I mean I mean globoys
- 1:50:55but like no, they're like it's like a prison style druggie term. You
- 1:51:00have the like he found Yeah, like, hey, well so who is
- 1:51:04a clove? Who? Remember my fucking my? Oh now it makes sense
- 1:51:09like a comic sometimes you would say something like that like yeah, well I
- 1:51:13was just like I'm like it was al yeah, I was. I remember
- 1:51:15my cousin heing course Tommy with like the bag of all the Halloween candy.
- 1:51:25Damn, he found the glob just like the look at his teeth though,
- 1:51:29He's like candies, glove globs, anything, Dog, Tommy, you makes
- 1:51:36some flowers tee's work and ship. Hey Tommy makes that record with me?
- 1:51:41Maybe bad. She's coming in with Veneers all day. Oh yeah, you
- 1:51:44got candy working. They'll be like, hey, it's global dog. He'll
- 1:51:46be like all right, Damn, Tommy's getting Veneers bro for sure. Now
- 1:51:49he'll start with the fake apple. Yeah, dude, that's where Tommy's gonna
- 1:51:57be all like, he's gonna be going hardcore. Tell me say you find
- 1:52:00this sleep in the middle of next next one, Hey, I forc got
- 1:52:05some expensive ass glasses on. I know you just got his glasses over there,
- 1:52:09Like I look at him on my sight. You just see something shining,
- 1:52:13you know, the right there? What's that with you? The next
- 1:52:16one, Menace the Painter nine ninety nine. Tommy reminds me of a guy
- 1:52:20I used to work with. His name was Topper because he would top everybody's
- 1:52:26story. Shout out to George, what's so food? What's this? One's
- 1:52:30not topping me? What's up? I can make up lines? Oh,
- 1:52:34these are true stories. Come on, man, now Tommy's true lines.
- 1:52:39Next one, says j Max c sends five dollars. I'm glad y'all schooled
- 1:52:44us on the RSO. It's one of my new favorite ways to get high
- 1:52:47and get a solid sleep at the end of the day. Hey, Yo,
- 1:52:50this is RSO. Hey salute everybody who tuned in for that episode.
- 1:52:55If anybody's out there on that level where you can handle cancer medication, hey
- 1:53:00to look to you. I'm already there. I'm past that, Bro.
- 1:53:01I'll take two syringes, bro. Next one. Edwin, Alaska is nine
- 1:53:06nine George, do you have a crazy Santana story? I had all kinds
- 1:53:15of crazy Santana stories, as you know what. All my babies moms are
- 1:53:20from Santana. Damn kept it o G. Yeah. So it's like I
- 1:53:26just I went to the same place to get wick nah Man. But Santana,
- 1:53:33Homie, that's like fucking It's headquarters, Orange County Dog Tantana's fucking everything's
- 1:53:41going down over there. It's uh, you know, I'm the neighbor.
- 1:53:45I'm from Orange, but I've always been in and out both cities. I
- 1:53:48got love for it. Of course, I've been fucking jumped there. You
- 1:53:53know what sucks when you get jumped, like to a place you like to
- 1:53:56go. You're like, fuck, I guess I can't take Bristol no more.
- 1:53:59I got it mean now, but yeah, man, Santana the ship.
- 1:54:03I remember cruising and the first time I seen somebody ever get punk for
- 1:54:09their chain was in Somethana. We were like at a We're like at an
- 1:54:15Alpha Beta Foo and a Carls Junior or something, and the fools from f
- 1:54:18Troop seen so far they had an F on his chain. They're just like,
- 1:54:21what's that for? And he's like Frank. That fool was like like
- 1:54:29you ever seen someone like hit more than once? And then they reacted on
- 1:54:32the third We're like, okay, Oka, He's like all right, yeah,
- 1:54:36like yeah, I was just like, dam don't ever wear jewelry while
- 1:54:41you're cruising. Damn. I was young, fool. I was like sixteen
- 1:54:45seventeen seen someone get socked the funk up like that. He was cruising.
- 1:54:48No, we were cruising, and then on when you cruise Bristol you would
- 1:54:51park your car to talk to girls, and I was going my older brothers
- 1:54:56just chilling, be a little dumb ass and ship chilling back there. And
- 1:54:58then like I've seen a dog, it's and then it's crazy for because everyone
- 1:55:02just jumps on the car and like find the next parking lot, George,
- 1:55:08You ever sees some kognak like this, Oh, that looks like fucking Tommy
- 1:55:12right there, Hey, dude, shout out to the homie Steven. His
- 1:55:16mom used to be a housekeeper and she used to work for these rich as
- 1:55:19Armenians. Right, so he used to collect kognak, right, Yeah,
- 1:55:23ship came from straight out Armenian barrels. Like if shit had some fucking Armenian
- 1:55:27ship written on it, Bro, and has hairs in it. I was
- 1:55:30like, it's been. It's some of the craziest koyak I've had, Bro,
- 1:55:33But you're right, it does look like Tommy. It has like extra
- 1:55:39horns. Yeah, that's bullshit. Like, I'm a big whiskey person,
- 1:55:43Bro, I know you're more a person, bro, Like, but do
- 1:55:45you like what's your what's your what's your drink of preference? Uh? The
- 1:55:49quila dog? Yeah? Favorite favorite pay attention. If you're gonna go to
- 1:55:55his fucking shows, don't show up empty handed. Bring him some weed and
- 1:55:58some fucking fucking tequilo. Bro Ay, it is that it is that one
- 1:56:03a with that fancy s bottle. I forgot it because I've been drinking so
- 1:56:06much. Lady, are you talking about the one with the little like people
- 1:56:09bing the bell on the top of it? The white best? This one's
- 1:56:12like like, okay, look, so when I drink tequila, I drink
- 1:56:16it like how my dad taught me. I get it. I make like
- 1:56:20a face. I'm gonna say it. I'm going to say it like a
- 1:56:24bull show right now because I haven't said this for a long time. My
- 1:56:26dad's been dead for a long time. But I do like a limon yello,
- 1:56:31like I get fucking limonell. I get like limes limon and just good.
- 1:56:39But oh my watch watch why let me switch it up? And then
- 1:56:42I fucking throw cucumbers in there, and I put a little salt and I
- 1:56:46play some fucking Julio like the nineteen sixty two. I don't know if the
- 1:56:55year is wrong, but I'm fucked forty two. I used to get,
- 1:56:59say a four. Then I I do ship like that and then I drink
- 1:57:01it. And Tommy's been in my house so many times. I love beef
- 1:57:06jerky dog, so I'll get beef jerky and I'll fucking squeeze lemon and salt
- 1:57:12and topatia on it, and I'll fucking just drink that and it'll balance me
- 1:57:15out. And I do coke fools, I can feel like I just got
- 1:57:17out of pe Hey, man, that's that. That's my I like the
- 1:57:24Peppino twist is great because not for nothing, Peppino is one of those vegetables
- 1:57:28that will it will provide hydration or it will take hydration, depends on what
- 1:57:31you added on to so it works both ways. If you know how to
- 1:57:34finesse that. I bet that tastes bomb. Next time I go to your
- 1:57:36podcast, I got you, though, I want to try that. I'll
- 1:57:40blog it. High hungry dude, you're gonna give Tommy a hickey that night?
- 1:57:45Come on, get that drug, bro. I know he's got titties,
- 1:57:48but you know next one, uh fifth profit nine. George finally pulled
- 1:57:55up. Hell yeah, salute big dog, Hey, salute man, thank
- 1:57:59you? Sobody back? Yeah? Hey for real? Though this episode is
- 1:58:02hell of lit. We're going overtime and I ain't even tripping. Bro Xaber
- 1:58:05is so jealous, fucking Exaber. I agree, I agree? When can
- 1:58:10I eat my sandwich? Eh? If you want to eat it right now.
- 1:58:15Ray Ray Goodell four ninety nine. I'm baby Manthros brother have a little
- 1:58:20something in Hank in the tank. If you invite her again for me Porta
- 1:58:24f us on Trip Dog on the twentieth, I'm Gonna Get Tatted again Live
- 1:58:28on Air is the second podcast I get tatted and do the interview to shout
- 1:58:30out to the homegirl. Baby. Honestly, I've had different tattoo artists,
- 1:58:35and if I were to ever blast my neck, she would be the one
- 1:58:39that I would trust because she has such a soft hand and she's quick with
- 1:58:42it. One thing that I like about it is because I don't I hate
- 1:58:45traffic. I hate waiting in lines, and I hate just waiting in general.
- 1:58:48Bro, if it's something that I know that you're good at and you
- 1:58:50can do fast, I expect you to do it quick. So like when
- 1:58:53she knocked out this fucking tattoo right here in fucking like forty minutes, I
- 1:58:59was I was like, go ahead, let's let's go ahead and do it.
- 1:59:01So shut out on the twenty and tune in, Baby Matha will be
- 1:59:04here doing tattoos on the crew. Hopefully Exavier gets that got the tattoo because
- 1:59:10we owe it to the Patreon people because we've been over for hundreds of carbon.
- 1:59:14Better do it, dog, you don't deportment, George. Let me
- 1:59:17tell you something that that before. I mean, I were overtime anyway,
- 1:59:19so it piets me off about XG. I went to Japan, right,
- 1:59:25and I bring my homies. I went, I bring my homies, gifts,
- 1:59:29bring my homies gifts. I'm like, yo, bring my close homies
- 1:59:31and gifts. X She's like, you know he So I'm like, what
- 1:59:34do I get him? And I'm like, I go to like where they
- 1:59:38have the hookers in Japan. Like the girls dress like like the like you
- 1:59:41know, with the little uniforms or whatever, but they're like, you know,
- 1:59:45no, not gacious, that's like hella, like fucking like old school.
- 1:59:46But like the girls that like it's like their figure roll, their dressed
- 1:59:49like like anime girls and whatever. So that those are the hookers that you
- 1:59:53could talk into going home with you, Right. So I go there and
- 1:59:56I go into one of these sex shops. I'm walking around and I'm like,
- 1:59:58hey, what are I just get X GEO flesh Light? You know
- 2:00:00he's single, So I'm like, it's Japanese. This dick is probably gonna
- 2:00:04be huge compared to the fucking Japanese people. It's American, you know,
- 2:00:08We're bigger than everything. So it's like it was this dude and I told
- 2:00:13him. I was like, hey man, I brought you this gift,
- 2:00:15bro, And I was like, I know we're doing Patreon, people are
- 2:00:16paying for it. Should review it, dog not fucking on air, but
- 2:00:20just just be like, yo, I did it. She was tat feel
- 2:00:24massive. He acted like I was asking the fuck is mom? Bro?
- 2:00:28Like I was just like, dude, like he just he acted like I
- 2:00:31was like, we all wanted to watch him. He was you remember we've
- 2:00:35we've aren't this argument before. I brought him a fucking flesh light, which
- 2:00:40is like one of those like cartoon characters, you know, the Japanese people
- 2:00:44drawing with big tits and everything, and I, you know, I touched
- 2:00:46it before because I was like, no, let me not the one that
- 2:00:49he had. But I was like, I was like when they had the
- 2:00:53samples, I was like, oh, Exted, you will probably like this
- 2:00:55one is. And I was like he's still like he was just so fucking
- 2:00:59gay about like I'm like, hey, you like pussy your what dog like,
- 2:01:01you're not gonna fuck this flesh light. There is the kind of guy
- 2:01:04that he'll do. He'll like flesh. I mean if if if I felt
- 2:01:12the need to wh I was single for science. Look, bro, it's
- 2:01:16not cliche when when the bitch tells you, oh, you have toys,
- 2:01:19I'm like, hey, if you gotta bust went off. I used to
- 2:01:21fuck the carpet. I'd be like fucking dogs, wheel my dick out,
- 2:01:28put it right here on the top. Carpet got me no rug burn.
- 2:01:34You have to fuck the floor. Sometimes you got to go slow, bro,
- 2:01:36because that way just it'll be warming up. Hey, b the first
- 2:01:46girl that I fucked? Good lord, I was I was playing football since
- 2:01:50I was six man, all right, Next one, Jeffy, what's good
- 2:01:57homie. Shout out to George, Tommy ease on Ray in the podcast crew,
- 2:02:00y'all boys, stay up. Thank you so much. Chrissy Votto five
- 2:02:06bucks, what's up my boy? Saloo those perros gps in the house.
- 2:02:12Nice to see my favorite podcasters collaborate. Your boy comal a k A wish
- 2:02:18all the best to me. You look like a burrito that's kind of fat
- 2:02:25from the bottom with too much rice. It it looks like that. This
- 2:02:28is from I don't know who that is. Tommy. When you see him,
- 2:02:34you'll be like a next one. Bato Christie Bands five dollars. What's
- 2:02:42up my boys? Saloo those perros gps in the house. Oh are we
- 2:02:45already with that one? Uh? No, Santiago two dollars? Tell me,
- 2:02:49h know of those Russos, you know that one? Hit him with
- 2:02:57Caminos de la vida sigh. Immigrant parents would listen to that, like you
- 2:03:04you heard that's all ding. I don't listen. My parents are citizens.
- 2:03:11They listened to the war Ma's cavern cast away. That's that one. Food
- 2:03:15sucking. I mean, I don't know sing something my nawe dogs seen some
- 2:03:20one law but about I mean, hit him with that Callie song Collie remember,
- 2:03:29come on like Canyaacco even there we'll say son, Cali, Oh you
- 2:03:34gotta meet son. Didn't not hear monsa fa can't CALLI time? Yeah,
- 2:03:54it's like gonna be like that. What you gotta s You can't. I
- 2:03:59can't be like that. That was That's just always. That was one of
- 2:04:03the first ones, this motherfucker saying, I know he wasn't gonna singing at
- 2:04:06your fucking podcast because it's like if Eddie was in there, he was,
- 2:04:11he was the only Caribbean food that was gonna recognize that song. Eddie is
- 2:04:15Caribbean. Cuban foods are big though, like like, but how they starve
- 2:04:19him like genetics though, Like it's like Eddie's an example of what happens if
- 2:04:25you feed them. Yeah, like was big for yeah fucking Cuban. Like,
- 2:04:30bro, imagine imagine how old he's gonna look with that l a living.
- 2:04:33He's gonna be looking big big. Imagine he's he's like six seven or
- 2:04:40something. He's tall food. He's like almost seven fools six, he's like
- 2:04:45six tallerant Hey for imagine how hard it's going to be to get out the
- 2:04:49doctor game now that there's all Asian people in there launching that phone. He's
- 2:04:57six six six four am I right, am, I Hey that's tar dog.
- 2:05:02I'm six foot. He's only four inches telling me, yeah, but
- 2:05:08that's just big. Two cup of noodle baseball player, All right, listen
- 2:05:14next one Albert bands, two bucks? What's up? My boy? Shout
- 2:05:17out? Three plates, uh, shout out GPS and three plates? What
- 2:05:20upda sense two bucks, we don't smoke the same crip back and holding it
- 2:05:29down. I guess that's his dream collab. Salute to him. I mean
- 2:05:32now Andrey krypt mac uh. Next one for I enjoy crib Mac. I
- 2:05:39don't care if he's retarded. Hey, doesn't Eddie look like his girlfriend?
- 2:05:43Looping? Eddie looks like loopid. That's his best friend, bro. I
- 2:05:50want to see Eddie right now. She's a big ass chick though, But
- 2:05:54Dad like the same like demeanor, the no pausing nor demeanor. All right.
- 2:06:00Next one one Royal Savage. What's up y'all? Great show? One
- 2:06:03nine, Thank you so much for that super chat. Next one Finn Guma
- 2:06:09Guyamas one nine Rosso for my Tia damn and if you're gonna throw it,
- 2:06:17throw from my grandma too? What it is? This? So this is?
- 2:06:30He says? The I was like, what did he say? Yeah?
- 2:06:36I don't know the words know. Yeah it's a sad song. Yeah,
- 2:06:41but a r p T your t I and like to we'll have Timmy
- 2:06:44learned that song. Next one, no Pine tell me damn for it's one
- 2:06:53you know? Do you know anything from that group? I'm an even sandwich
- 2:06:57go ahead, George, A little snippet for sure, Adrian G. What's
- 2:07:11up from who? From Hoobs or Hobbes, New Mexico. Keep killing it,
- 2:07:15locals. Thank you so much, Adrian. I appreciate it. And
- 2:07:19that's how you know the sandwiches are good when fucking the homie fucking literally could
- 2:07:24not. Like I'm just saying like no, I'm just no, but it's
- 2:07:27not that you could not, but it's like they're fired because the homie hoodie
- 2:07:30makes them. Bro. So I'm just say I'm trying to build the home
- 2:07:31of promo here. You can't wait. Yeah, they're so good, So
- 2:07:35that should be your little sting. So good you can't wait? All right?
- 2:07:39Next one, hell, yeah, so good, you can't wait.
- 2:07:42Jeffy two dollars, let me see, George, can we hear one or
- 2:07:46two t J show Girls stories. Just know that there's a stripper that haunts
- 2:07:56the second floor from what I heard. Next one, Luise rometro one nine,
- 2:08:01shout out from Boston, Massachusetts. Salute to you your Bostonian fuck Thank
- 2:08:07you so much. And what now you're good? Hey, bro, hoodieaes
- 2:08:16is, Hey, this is this is the fucking moment right here, bro,
- 2:08:18Hey, fucking you got comedy fucking vi P fucking minching on your food.
- 2:08:22Hell yeah, there's one free. There's like one or two in there
- 2:08:26for you, Tommy, because I know you're just gonna Tommy's gonna put them
- 2:08:28together and just fucking smash it like Scooby Douce styles shuffle together like a deck
- 2:08:35of cards. Yeah for real, bro, Hey, did you have that
- 2:08:37one food with the waters? No? No yet you got like sick or
- 2:08:41some ship next one. I think that's the last one, zero fox zero
- 2:08:50and it's the perfect to end the show and Coriel the Tupac. Uh Yeah,
- 2:08:58put last big and Contrada to bar Eva cornelsum night and ll b n
- 2:09:09wysh song. I just don't get how like this those two lines just make
- 2:09:18a whole song, Bro, have cheat those sext fucking make that ship for
- 2:09:22you. Hey, we're gonna sucking. I was supposed to record it with
- 2:09:26those the Compton mais it's only right right straight? Hey, before before we
- 2:09:35do the endings to again and of course Rock is gonna do close out.
- 2:09:37It might be a little quick one, but we're gonna do it. Uh,
- 2:09:41what is it? Give us that fucking what is it. What is
- 2:09:43it like two they say, no, two pieces in the pod or something
- 2:09:48whatever he says, just the minute, Your majesty, this is a straight
- 2:09:54tell me you got no choice. D That's what I wanted to hear right
- 2:10:01there. But hey man, let's go everybody in the room, let's go
- 2:10:03ahead and give it a big shout out to George Press for coming by and
- 2:10:05that we don't smoke the same podcast. Oh yeah, it was a pleasure.
- 2:10:13Hey man, it was dope. Is I mean your technically guess because
- 2:10:16it's been so long, But like we're not strangers. Like I go on
- 2:10:20your podcast kick It, I go to wherever your events. I'll be there
- 2:10:22on the twentieth. We'll all be there. All the fans be pulling up
- 2:10:26from this podcast, will show up, show support, come come, come,
- 2:10:28fucking make sure that this album sells out bro like Shaw Store, doll
- 2:10:33Parking, funk freak stock. And if we're there, just know, like
- 2:10:39literally, I mean, we got away with much worse. So like,
- 2:10:41if you want to bring a joint and just place it ain't nothing gonna happen.
- 2:10:43Hey, and the whole front bar is gonna be open too, is
- 2:10:48Punky. She's on Saturday night. That's what I'm saying. That's not Aymore.
- 2:10:52It's gonna be the homegirl Amy, she's gonna be doing a dog It's
- 2:10:54it's gonna be feed meal, Homie. We're gonna have security there, so
- 2:10:58don't trips are gonna get padded down. Don't come in there trying to be
- 2:11:00hard. We're gonna pat everybody down. Tommy's gonna patch you down too,
- 2:11:03so he'll find like a now later cup check it. Hey, Tommy's the
- 2:11:09kind of bounce he patch you down. But if we can't kick that Snickers
- 2:11:11in there, they confiscate that. You can't be taking the candy in there.
- 2:11:16Then we got one last one and said, Finn should say my name
- 2:11:20right, Finn G hurumayas four ninety nine, save my name right, please?
- 2:11:26I did, Homie, any who I heard XG likes Wow, just
- 2:11:33have to add that punch in there. Huh. He lifted you too,
- 2:11:37Yeah, bro, it's like I cooked them for him. But yeah,
- 2:11:41hey man, but yeah, I'll see you guys on the twentieth George.
- 2:11:43Where can they follow you guys? And what's the website where they can buy
- 2:11:46that album? You should make this into a shirt homie. Yeah, straight
- 2:11:50up, like this should be It's gone street. I mean, I'm just
- 2:11:52I'm making the collectors right now, like I invested so much money in the
- 2:11:56album and that the rest is coming. You're gonna make it that inten Oh
- 2:12:00of course, like like just out, like just right off the bat,
- 2:12:03Like the Comedy Store is gonna be like you're gonna be the dude that all
- 2:12:05these other comics are gonna look at it and be like, that's what I
- 2:12:09want to do because they see you sell out. But they're not like they
- 2:12:11can copy the move, but the recipe and the work has been done by
- 2:12:15you, so not everybody's gonna have the same Outum. I mean, I
- 2:12:18hope the best for anybody trying to be like me, but you can't.
- 2:12:20But it's me. But hey, good luck player. January twentieth Comedy Store,
- 2:12:26Guys is the biggest club in the world for comedy. They're letting a
- 2:12:30homie not just the Chicano last you know, a homeie throw all party.
- 2:12:35We're gonna have talk on so they're gonna have those styles and said of each
- 2:12:39other. Come out on fish. We're gonna have burritos starting too. We're
- 2:12:43gonna if you want these fools to shoot a deer, we'll do it.
- 2:12:48Tommy will be there eating six those stars. Funk Freaks is gonna DJ dog
- 2:12:52the Los, DJ AJ Loser and DJ Lewre the final Hustler. It's my
- 2:12:56favorite. Losing Fool's gone. Wow is gonna be in the building. A
- 2:13:00little mystery is gonna pull up because he was on the album and it's just
- 2:13:05you know, special invite at stephan Oreo. If you're not doing nothing,
- 2:13:09come through. He was at the last show, and it's gonna be all
- 2:13:11my homies. He's almost gonna be the Ray's gonna be there. Hopefully three
- 2:13:15Plates gets a ride where you're fucking penduletins. Yes, that's the fucking protocol
- 2:13:18whenever you go to a George Perez function, I have something. I have
- 2:13:22fucking like sixteen of them now, huh. I gotta get a new Pendletons
- 2:13:26bro. Go to Green Spans or go to fucking Gunthers Bro. Both of
- 2:13:30them were certified Pendleton retailers and they got like I got. I even got
- 2:13:33the collab for fucking uh, what is it? A Green Spans bro?
- 2:13:37I got limited. That ship is Rock's gonna He's gonna show up with some
- 2:13:41Carhart Heart is homie too though now, but it is why white people still
- 2:13:48like, no, no, it's ours. You don't take this? Are
- 2:13:50you do you actually work outside? Why are you wearing that? Yeah?
- 2:13:54Like, hey, you're not supposed to iron that. That's like how that's
- 2:13:56like how the white people right now if you're with the Stanley cups are like
- 2:13:58no, no, like you're not supposed to resell it on marketplace? Yeah?
- 2:14:05Like good when the construction workers miners have been using it. But once
- 2:14:09again, where can they follow you at George George pe Comedy on Instagram,
- 2:14:13on Twitter. My podcast is called George Press Stories and I'm coming out with
- 2:14:18the only Fans. It's gonna be called only fools or I'm just gonna bone
- 2:14:20people. See us there you go, make sure you guys follow him,
- 2:14:26and of course listen to the podcast. I listen to it when I'm on
- 2:14:28the treadmill or I'm going home or wherever on the go, and I'm always
- 2:14:33hearing about how much Tommy eats and how much he interrupts George, and it's
- 2:14:35always a good time. Thank you Ray for reading the boards. Make sure
- 2:14:41you guys follow him at Morning Shot Films and Morning Real podcast where he reviews
- 2:14:43movies whether it's old, classic or new. I'm featured on some of the
- 2:14:48episodes Race I'm Exg's featured on some of the episodes of some of the other
- 2:14:52homies or review submovies and make sure you guys check that insight out on his
- 2:14:56Morning Real podcast, Tommy shout out your stuff, What's up? Everybody check
- 2:15:01me out on Three Plates, Tommy on Anything, Holding it Down with Three
- 2:15:05Plates podcasts on YouTube, and February thirteenth, where you're gonna be at doing
- 2:15:09fifteen minutes. February eighteenth, I'll be in Bellflower at the stand up with
- 2:15:16George Perez sext where March sixteenth in Bakersfield, Baker's Field at the Wall to
- 2:15:24Baker I'm taking them on the road out there, holding it Down at the
- 2:15:26Well doing some comedy. Get ready, everybody know I'm saying I'm coming through.
- 2:15:31Get your tickets now. I'm gonna be in the building. I'm gonna
- 2:15:35do the worn Backwards on stage there you go. Make sure you guys follow
- 2:15:41Tommy and you guys check out the Holding It Down Rock shout outs. Follow
- 2:15:46me on all my socials at r O c K s A M S O
- 2:15:48n A t X. Follow my group at Beautiful Men's Club, the Beautiful
- 2:15:52Men's Club. Uh go listen to the two Nomi Wave album just came out
- 2:15:56on New Year's I appreciate all the support and everybody's sharing that and listening to
- 2:15:58that. Kind of like George's album. Just make sure you're doing some drugs,
- 2:16:01right, you know, it makes it better, man, enjoy open
- 2:16:05your mind. I didn't make it for people to dance too. It's just
- 2:16:07something to just chill out and listen to and just kind of get immersed in.
- 2:16:11So congrats, brother, thank you, No congrats to you. Man.
- 2:16:13The album looks sick. I'm gonna cop one and get it signed.
- 2:16:16Yeah, I mean, trust me, it will settle out on the twenties.
- 2:16:20So and I'm only charging fifty dog. That's a steel man. That's
- 2:16:24a steal. And I'm maxed up. It's the max time you can put
- 2:16:26on each side, so each side is twenty two minutes. I'll be coming
- 2:16:30up in your off for ringing. No fucking it wasn't even clean. Yeah,
- 2:16:37yeah, now it's gonna be going down. I mean, I've been
- 2:16:39a year and the year and something sober. It might be tempt the relapse
- 2:16:43that day. Oh yeah, it's relaps I got. I got a cousin
- 2:16:48called Relapse. Raymon, he'll be there. I've been in the year and
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