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Stuy Town | Son of a Boy Dad #358 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: O good, yeah good. I can't see out of one eye.
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  Speaker 3: All alrighty.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast Today.
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  Speaker 4: It is December eighth, Monday one with thirty five pm
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  Speaker 4: and we are here a lot from h.
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  Speaker 1: Q, the mayor of town.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a sty that is truly aids. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's just AIDS on the right side of my face.
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  Speaker 3: Hurts so much. I think it's just a piece of
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  Speaker 3: bacteria or something that gets on from when you're eating ass.
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  Speaker 4: That would make sense, even eating ass.
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  Speaker 3: Boston, dude, tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're eating ass in Boston.
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  Speaker 3: Eating a lot of you don't have two stars.
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  Speaker 1: Back Bay Booty, Yeah, tight skinny jeans.
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  Speaker 3: Beacon Hill Butthole, they have the best seafood, so it's
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  Speaker 3: all clean up there because all the women eat seafood,
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  Speaker 3: so that that comes out nice and clean.
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  Speaker 1: Now, No, Chicago, a steakhouse town, has some of the
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  Speaker 1: most gotta have some rancid ass out there.
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  Speaker 3: Milwaukee has really wet women's buttholew nasty cheese guards they
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  Speaker 3: don't know how to wipe correctly.
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  Speaker 1: In the cheese and the steak. Yeah, in the cheese
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  Speaker 1: and like the Kasa.
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  Speaker 3: Big heavy, sort of like German immigrant influenced food.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, beer cheese, beer cheese.
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  Speaker 3: Ass. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's everybody's walking around their double blind surveys. They just
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  Speaker 1: have two stys simultaneously.
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  Speaker 3: Can you guys hold it down for two minutes. I
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  Speaker 3: need to get something I forgot that I was going
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  Speaker 3: to get. Yes, you just talked to each other. I'll
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  Speaker 3: be right back I'm sorry, I forgot about this. You
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  Speaker 3: got it.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, if he comes back with another sty, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be very I just had to grab this. You're thinking
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  Speaker 1: to conjunctivitis with eating ass.
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  Speaker 4: Pink eye conjunctivitis. But it's the same exact fucking thing,
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  Speaker 4: is it not?
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  Speaker 1: Are they gonna flickrlis? No, I think a sty is biblical.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it's both. They're both just bacteria in your eyes,
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  Speaker 3: is it? I think so.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like one of them just hits the lid
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  Speaker 4: and one of them hits the ball.
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  Speaker 1: Is that really what it is?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Have you had them before Sky?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've had like four since I've started working at barstool.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I don't remember your styes though.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I had to wear shades on the act
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  Speaker 4: a couple of times.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay because of your sky.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. See, I got one. I think I got one
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  Speaker 3: last year.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like pink eye is much more shameful than
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  Speaker 1: a sty. I think I feel like pink eye is
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  Speaker 1: like a suggestion of an unclean lifestyle.
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  Speaker 4: I think pink eye is so much better than a sty. Really,
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  Speaker 4: but from a pain point, yeah, pink eye. You can
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  Speaker 4: get the drops and it goes away in a day.
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  Speaker 1: But you're just leaking. You're leaking puss.
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  Speaker 3: Same with a sty though he's leaking puss right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how contagious is it?
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  Speaker 3: Super sties are?
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  Speaker 1: I thought you just said it was bacteria. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was like a fucking a wound.
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  Speaker 3: Touch his eye with your eye.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck, I'm not gonna be seeing eye to eye with
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  Speaker 1: my brother Francis today.
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  Speaker 4: It's only contagious eye to eye.
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  Speaker 1: So he was ball to ball with someone, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: So he was smearing his balls with another man or woman.
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  Speaker 1: Congrats on this weekend the bush.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, of course, ten big big things happening in
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  Speaker 4: the bush world.
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  Speaker 1: Ten thousand concurrents, big victory, and some bubble rap.
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  Speaker 4: Franc has got some bubble wrap.
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  Speaker 3: My eye for your eye. When you place bubble wrap
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  Speaker 3: around your face, you would you bring well, I have
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  Speaker 3: a present for you? Oh again. Yeah, it's just overwhelming.
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  Speaker 3: I just think that you're a guy who deserves a
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  Speaker 3: present every.
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  Speaker 1: Eight episodes of presence for every week.
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  Speaker 3: Girl, I want to fuck. You're just holding You're holding out,
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  Speaker 3: So I'm going to keep buying you things until.
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  Speaker 1: You realize shower him. He's your muse.
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  Speaker 3: Life could be better with me, and then as soon
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  Speaker 3: as you commit to me no.
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  Speaker 1: More, don't tell me it's the eighth of Jack Herrare.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I wish Jack Well, I do think we. I
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  Speaker 3: wanted to celebrate this moment, this magical moment where you
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  Speaker 3: finally came out and shared your truth.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, which is its been all? This has
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  Speaker 4: been the last forty eight hours.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know you finally you said you came
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  Speaker 3: out of the closet. You came out of the proverbias.
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  Speaker 4: Come out of any closet.
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  Speaker 3: You came out of a closet. Get born out of
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  Speaker 3: the closet. Don't be cush. You came out of a
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  Speaker 3: storage spin. No, you came out of like a hidden
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  Speaker 3: door secondary compartment. You got me mixed up with somebody
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  Speaker 3: else on the other side of what did you What
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  Speaker 3: did you get? Is it like a bong or something? No,
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  Speaker 3: it definitely is. Why don't you go ahead and uh
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  Speaker 3: unwrap that?
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  Speaker 1: Come, Come on the cousin, Come finally walk with your cousins.
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  Speaker 3: If we could get in real tight on this in
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  Speaker 3: the edit, that'd be awesome. Is that an easy thing
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  Speaker 3: to do? Before you get it open? There we'll get
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  Speaker 3: in real tight, We'll get Wow, this is sick. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: what is this? Full tight? Well, this is some sort
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  Speaker 3: of glass. I ordered an Xbox card. I didn't order this.
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  Speaker 3: This is that's a classic. You can get the reference
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  Speaker 3: hand blown glass out of Master Glass Makers out of Maine.
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  Speaker 3: Our friend, courtesy of our dear friends at Blue Lobster
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  Speaker 3: Cannabis Company.
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  Speaker 1: Hayden and the boys hold it up for the cam says.
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  Speaker 3: This is a beautiful Not familiar with how this works.
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  Speaker 3: It's a it's a trout. Yeah, it's a It's not
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  Speaker 3: a brown though, what is that. I don't know what
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  Speaker 3: it is? What kind of a fish? It's a trout,
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  Speaker 3: to be honest, this is insane. It's super cool. Five
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  Speaker 3: hundred dollars, No truly, and they don't they they bought
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  Speaker 3: it for you to give to you. Who's they? These boys,
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  Speaker 3: these guys Blue Blue Lops, the group that gave us
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  Speaker 3: all the really good weed up in Upstate. That you
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  Speaker 3: that you took some of the.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the black Maple used wore never to talk about publicly,
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  Speaker 1: but then you came out of the closet as a
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  Speaker 1: full blown cheating shonger.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, my boy needs the best. Now that
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  Speaker 3: he is a spokesperson for the marijuana.
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  Speaker 1: Community, does crack work through this crack?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? You would. You would like that, wouldn't you. Gateway
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  Speaker 3: man over here, I mean Gateway computers over here.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful?
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  Speaker 3: It is honestly like insane. It's a stunning, stunning piece
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  Speaker 3: of art.
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  Speaker 1: And I wouldn't even want to smoke out of that.
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  Speaker 3: No, I figured, Harry, might you know, throw a little
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  Speaker 3: beaded bracelet through it and put it up on his
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  Speaker 3: Christmas tree as an ornament. Cliss good do? Yeah? Like,
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  Speaker 3: wear it around my neck.
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  Speaker 1: Five hundred on my neck and it's a fucking fish bomb.
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  Speaker 3: Dude. I liked this so much that I was hesitant
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  Speaker 3: to give it to you. I would be sure enough.
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  Speaker 3: You came out and said, I need to get my
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  Speaker 3: life together. I'm smoking tons of weed. Are well, that's
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  Speaker 3: not exactly what I said. Okay, Well, now he needs
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  Speaker 3: a proper vessel through which to imbibe this is really cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, give us like a kind of like shows how
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  Speaker 1: it would be, Like what would it look like if
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  Speaker 1: you were smoking, Like pretend there's actually weed in there?
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  Speaker 4: Like, well, I smoked tobacco pipe tobacco.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty much shows will do good for the.
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  Speaker 1: Pipe show us the first hit though, Bro, just what
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  Speaker 1: do you go mouth to mouth with?
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  Speaker 3: The best typically get some matches going ahead? Loose sleeps
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  Speaker 3: tobacco out of a fucking water pipe.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy, that's such a nice gift.
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  Speaker 4: Insane? Uh, Like the colors are the sparkles come out?
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  Speaker 3: What kind of a fish is that? I genuinely don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Do we not know what type of a fish? It's
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  Speaker 3: a green it looks like it would be some sort
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  Speaker 3: of it's a trout. It's a trout for sure, but.
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  Speaker 4: They typically don't have holes in the side of them
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  Speaker 4: like this.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if you use a big enough hook, then you
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  Speaker 3: could certainly puncture the fish. This is sick, man, I
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  Speaker 3: see it really quick. Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 1: Have you inspected it? Have you fingered that down?
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  Speaker 3: I have not tried it. I'm just like guine like
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  Speaker 3: it's a piece of art. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, it's crazy that people can do this with glass stunning.
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  Speaker 1: I think there was like a Netflix glass blowing show
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  Speaker 1: that I watched a season of and it was amazing
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  Speaker 1: what they were able to do. But is the primary
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  Speaker 1: skill of a glass blower bong making?
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  Speaker 4: I think we talked about this recently, and I think
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  Speaker 4: we had a lot of glass blowers saying it's not
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  Speaker 4: What else do they do?
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  Speaker 3: They make stemware, so you know, wine glasses and champagne
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  Speaker 3: stuff and all that. They make light.
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  Speaker 1: Bulbs, hand blown light bulbs, right.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's all glass. Yeah, I mean, I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if it's hand blown.
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  Speaker 1: There's just the ge factory blowing glass.
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  Speaker 3: And it's pretty amazing what the process of glass is.
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  Speaker 3: I've said this before, given how ubiquitous glass is, meaning ubiquitous,
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  Speaker 3: oh everywhere, I lost that one. It's everywhere, glasses everywhere, ubiquitous.
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  Speaker 3: And yet the process of making glass, as far as
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  Speaker 3: I can tell, is not the easiest thing.
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  Speaker 1: In the world.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it just cold and sand in the furnace? You
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  Speaker 3: might be right, how do you make a window? I'm
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  Speaker 3: killing right now, killing yourself.
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  Speaker 4: I'm pulling deep references. That's a Minecraft reference. That's the
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  Speaker 4: recipe for glass.
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  Speaker 1: You're crushing. He spends one day on stream and come
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  Speaker 1: back talking pull gamer LINGO. Oh, I fucking get it, bro.
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  Speaker 3: My eye hurts so much, I can't even think about anything.
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  Speaker 3: Let me give you a couple tips, please, We've been
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  Speaker 3: through this before. I've talked about this before, we've had
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  Speaker 3: I've had them on the pot. I'm good for about
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  Speaker 3: four a year. I don't know if I'm like rubbing
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  Speaker 3: my eyes with the hands of a child for a year,
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  Speaker 3: some great child, but I'm good for about four a year.
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  Speaker 3: Or were you visiting your friend's children yesterday? Uh? No,
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  Speaker 3: I just it was one week in Boston was so
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  Speaker 3: like grueling. I knew this was gonna happen. Oh, you
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  Speaker 3: think they're like Stressedyes, I think it's just like being
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  Speaker 3: out too late, being around a lot of people. Like Also,
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  Speaker 3: I think that I sleep with a sleep mask on,
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  Speaker 3: and I worry that if I don't wash that enough. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the whatever, maybe the sweat from it or something touching
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  Speaker 3: my eye, I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 4: I could definitely be Is it one of the ones
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  Speaker 4: that touches your eyes?
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  Speaker 3: Or do you have the gap? I want there to
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  Speaker 3: be a gap, but I also want it to be
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  Speaker 3: tight enough that it doesn't fall off my face while
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  Speaker 3: I'm sleeping so often.
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  Speaker 1: What fabric are we talking?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, Paul eurothane glass glass it's made of
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  Speaker 3: I'll get you again. I'm a big im ask. Are
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: you do you sleep with an im ask. Yes, I do,
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  Speaker 3: really yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I started when I went to Iceland because I bought
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  Speaker 4: imask cause everyone was like, it's not gonna get dark,
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  Speaker 4: and it didn't. And I was the only one that
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  Speaker 4: used on. My friends didn't use them. I bought it
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  Speaker 4: for everybody thought it was a nice gesture.
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  Speaker 3: That is a nice gesture.
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  Speaker 1: Girls. Girls were rocking with like a puffy ones. There's
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  Speaker 1: like ones that aren't even of the same, like strap
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, like guide material.
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  Speaker 3: Like lavender scented, like like they barely like touch you.
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  Speaker 1: It's like sleeping on a cloud. Francis, I was as
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  Speaker 1: a high taste man.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what to do.
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  Speaker 3: We gotta get you like a leather one.
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  Speaker 1: We need to get you a nice.
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  Speaker 3: At the end of my goddamn rope right.
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  Speaker 1: Now, the man in the iron mask one, Why are
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  Speaker 1: at the end of your rope?
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  Speaker 3: You're fucking because it hurts so fucking much, and I
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  Speaker 3: like you move your face the whole I need to
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  Speaker 3: stop making express I have prescription topical ship four stys.
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  Speaker 3: I think I do too, but I think, okay, what
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  Speaker 3: is it? I can give it to you. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what it is. You have it right now. It's
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  Speaker 3: in my apartment, but I could get go get it.
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  Speaker 3: You're not. You don't let me come over there. Well,
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  Speaker 3: if you came over, I would give it to you.
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  Speaker 3: But you make me stay outside. Yes, absolutely, because you
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  Speaker 3: don't want me to bring my sty inside. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not looking to get infected. Something tells me that, you know,
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  Speaker 3: if you are not getting sties in your apartment, you
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  Speaker 3: must be immune plenty of sties built up in an immunity,
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  Speaker 3: because if that, your apartment is a sty breeding.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what what's the recipe for? How did you get yours?
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  Speaker 1: Because he was saying that it's bacterially passed. It passed along.
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  Speaker 1: It's like from from dirt. You think that?
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  Speaker 3: I really don't know. I mean, I I feel it
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  Speaker 3: coming ass, No, you're thinking of pink eye. Dude, isn't
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  Speaker 3: it the same thing?
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  Speaker 4: Like, isn't it you get it the exact same way?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you can't keep doubling down.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's like the I think you get it
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  Speaker 3: the same way. I don't think I could be wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Pink eyes. Yeah, that's like I always thought it was
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  Speaker 1: just like it's like from poop and urine.
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  Speaker 3: But and like, oh, well you didn't say, Urine, I've
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: been getting golden showers for weeks. Why didn't you say that?
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was just but I was like, no,
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  Speaker 3: I haven't been near that doused welcome home pissed on
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  Speaker 3: in Boston. My hair basted.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Damn. How was it up there?
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Powera washing my forehead, dude, Boston skin is glad to
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: have been freezing. Uh one day it was pretty cold.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: One day it was like forty. Let me say this.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know when this happened, but Boston is a
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: fancy fucking city. Oh big time, dude. It's fancy. I
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: don't remember it being that way, and it is from
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  Speaker 3: the from the apartment buildings to the really nice obviously.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: I was in Beacon Hill. I walked around there, which
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: is like the most charming, stunning neighborhood I've ever seen
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: in any city in the world. I can't think of
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: a more beautiful. Acorn Street, Chestnut Street, these little like
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: parks that you don't even walk in there. They're they're
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: just for you know, centerpieces gazing. Yeah, Cobblestone Street's beautiful,
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  Speaker 3: truly truly beautiful, very close to Boston Common, which was
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: they had done the lighting ceremony, ceremony, and there's a
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: pond in there that you can It says skate at
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  Speaker 3: your own risk. There's no oversight as to whether the
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: ice is thick enough or not for people to skate.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: You can just go out onto the ice. I like that. Yeah,
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: America and no homeless in sight. I think the cold sterilized.
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  Speaker 3: This is them from the streets. I mean, yeah, they
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  Speaker 3: probably die. It's that those puritan winds that are blowing
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  Speaker 3: through and forcing them to. I don't know where they go.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: I feel like the homeless in Boston are a little
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  Speaker 3: bit more.
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  Speaker 5: Tight.
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  Speaker 3: I think they stay together. I think that the homeless
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: in Boston when they have that sign that says just
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: need money for bus fair, they're being honest. Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think as soon as they get it, they do
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  Speaker 3: leave and they go to Tampa or Denver or San
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  Speaker 3: Diego or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds amazing. It is like a very It's European almost.
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  Speaker 1: The layout of the city, it feels like you're in Europe.
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  Speaker 3: Feels like Geneva.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like old but like well laid thoughtfully
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  Speaker 1: laid out.
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  Speaker 3: Bro It's clean. It's super so clean in Boston, And
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: I told my buddies this in my group chat, and
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: they're all kind of they all lean pretty far right,
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: and they're like, well, they got that communist mayor. It's like, well,
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: I don't. Whatever the mayor's doing is fucking work, because
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  Speaker 3: it was the cleanest city. The public transportation ran really
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  Speaker 3: really well. I love the fact that I took the dude.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: I had an awesome time the Harvard men's the cross
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: coach invited me to coach team, which was so flattering,
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: and they're not even it was not mandatory because they're
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: in reading period, which is the two weeks before exams
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: when there are no classes, and the athletic coaches can't
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: make per ivy league rules, cannot make the kids come
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: down and do practices or even mandatory weightlifting or anything
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: like that during that period, so anything they do is optional.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: And the coach just like casually texted the captains and
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: was like, hey, just let the team know if they want, uh,
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Francis Ellis's coming to the locker room and we'll be
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: around to talk. And like twenty of them showed up
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: and they were all so well behaved, oh sure, and
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: so handsome of course, Oh my god, they.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Were perfect they.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Were just perfect. Well me and my prime.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Which was it like was it like the same, like
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: has there been big renovations or like did you walk
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: in and you were like holy shit.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: It was pretty darn similar we my senior year, they
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: redid the entire locker room and it had made it
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: really cool. I think they're due for another face left
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: because that's been yeah, fifteen years now. I mean it's
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: it's stunning, But I do think that they're they're due.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe they had you in for like a little boosting session.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I wonder, well, and I owe money.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: I'm certainly not the guy for that.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: They don't know that. They don't know that you keep up.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: You can't even afford sty cream. But no, I mean
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: it was. It was super cool and it was very
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: informal and just sort of my my goal in speaking
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: to them. I didn't really have like an agenda, but
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: it was just to show them that, you know, there's
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: options out there for them professionally other than fine. Because
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I went and went around the room and sort of
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: asked them all like yeah, they all said, finance, what's
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: your name, where are you from? And what are you
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: what are you thinking of doing? Yeah? And I would
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: say ninety five percent, dude, not even sports business. It
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: was quite literally finance. Yeah. Yeah, and they were all
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: going to which look, I get it, promising career almost
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: assured financial success. There's a very clear road that has
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: been paved by the guys that were ahead of them
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: on the team to show them like, this is how
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: you punch up your resume, this is are the classes
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: you need to take, This is the alumni network that
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: you need to tap into. And then they all go
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: on and they make crazy money and whatever. But I
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: was like, look, you know, I thought about that and
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: I tried. It didn't really connect me, and it took
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: a lot longer for me to become successful. But like,
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: I'm so happy now I have a really cool life
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: and a really cool job that is not so linear. Yeah, way,
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: it's nice. Yeah kind of yeah, it was cool.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Did you guys get to get a get a little tossing?
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: No? Really, I didn't want it. Of course you wanted
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: thirty degrees out. I know you were leaving going I
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: would I would have loved to pick up a stick.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I don't have him. I don't have much interest in
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: playing lacrosse.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: This last time you touched.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Spoon me and probably when me and you threw it around,
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: did we have a catch?
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in the Chicago office, that would have been it.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know how you don't remember.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: We were tossing for about an hour, no, five minutes.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: But I mean we were wrong tossing though it was.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Good, though we were throwing rockets at each other. He
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: can catch, he's got hands.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Really.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I played, I know you played, but never I
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: never know.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Harry is a quiet athlete.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: There's never been anything more false set about men. I
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: am the least athletics.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: For true, dude, I don't know why you even want
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: to like put out that false flag. Bro, have you
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: ever seen me run? Are the man who has golf
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: control over his body? I've seen you swing a golf club.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I've seen you cast a fly rod, Yeah, a totar
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: and casting a fly rods that No, again, I don't know.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: I understand for the sake of common I got a
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: good swing. You're sacrificing truth to be funny, and it's.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: I can do like the technical stuff like I can
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: throw across ball.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, the technical stuff put another way, athletic things, hand
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: eye coordination.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean look I'll take the gas if you're
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: throwing it around.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you talk about like you know, I was bad
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: at hockey, and my Dad's like, do you want to
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: keep doing this? And I was like, no, You're still
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: on a travel team. You're still playing hockey at a
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: level where there were tryouts towards the end, you made
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: the team towards the end. There was no making teams
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: at the end of the route. I think I was
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: on the C team when I quit.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I saw him he like like roller skated in a
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: loop around the office a while ago for the act
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: and he was fucking flying.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Mighty ducks because I know how to skate.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: He literally was like like stopping on the side of
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: his blade and like sending cement up to the wall.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I've never seen someone.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Carving Harry's Harry Harry masquerades around. Is this sort of
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: like devil make care, like deeply pothold kind of riddled.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: I wear the same clothes I roll out of bed.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: I'm just zumbling my way through. Meanwhile, under this bullshit
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: fucking stuff that you wear is a chiseled rock hard.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: It's a fighting athletic machine.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: An aeradyite well read.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: And you know that if you lose yourself, you're going
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: to lose the fans who also have lost their way.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: You know, I've heard him slip into Arabic before and
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: they'll just start saying something and.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, every once in a while we get a glimpse.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: He's like, oh, yeah, no, the cameras aren't working. Let
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: me just code up a new app to fix that
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: for us. And now, I I mean, I appreciate the
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: the words, but.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: No, there's nothing nothing gassing about it.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: But you appreciate the truth.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: It's well, I mean, I don't know about chiseled and
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: all that, but.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: You're a fucking all star video game owner.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: I am that, but I'm not good at video games
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Well, that's true, you said, but that could be part
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: of the cover up.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: No wonder, that's part of the sign. You're like some
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: reverse Bruce Wayne. Instead of going the billionaire let's see
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: glamorous playboy route, you were like, I'm gonna go the
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: opposite way. But I'm still fucking batman.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: No, I'm bad at video games for sure, which is unfortunate.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Well let's talk about let's talk about your success. So well,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: let's talk Bush. Let's talk Bush really quickly. Can you
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: fill me in on what happened here because it seems
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: as if something good finally did happen. Yeah. Yeah, it
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: was a great weekend. Uh, it really wasn't. It's not
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: as big of a deal, like in overall as it seems, but.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Like for us, obviously, like we were fucking psyched. We
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: had like the first matches of the year. So it's
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: like Challengers, which is like what we're in the amateur league.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: It Uh, it's open bracket. I think there was like
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: I think I said, there was like four hundred and
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: fifty teams competing in it, and we won the whole thing.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: But it went over the course of spand over two days.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: And the first day, the first day was like a
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: total joke, like we didn't we streamed the entire thing.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: We probably didn't need to. It was still fun, but it.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Was us just like how many hours the first day was?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: It was twelve hours? Yeah, and those are athlete numbers.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then or no, maybe it was ten.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't steel and that's endurance athlete numbers.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, iron man, it was a lot.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: And then I had a spot after and I was
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: I got on stage and I was like, wow, like
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: a bad Dreams PTSD, my years are ringing. But I
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: actually had it set and.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Then we did the next day. And the next day
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: they were like, it's gonna.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Be a lot shorter today, should be a lot tighter, shorter,
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: like everyone here is professionals because now it's the top
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: eight team Sunday. And it was so much longer and
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: so many more delays we were We went live I
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: think at eleven a m. Eastern and we got off
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: at one am and we played three matches.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, four hours or or no.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Each match takes like an hour and a half. So
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: there was a lot of downtime, unbelievable amounts of downtime.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: But it wasn't downtime where it could be like, okay,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: our next match isn't for six hours, let's hop off,
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: we'll go live again.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: In between. No.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: No, it was like we couldn't keep oh my god, no,
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: but they kept, they kept on. We we got, we got.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: They call it torching, sure, they do, yeah, weed, not well,
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: what do you mean they call it torching where another
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: team they put us on ice? Oh okay, so it's
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: like they're they're they're delaying the game. The game, this
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: has nothing to do with weed or bombs.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Then you're we're not doing a very good job because
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: every word you're using they call it torching.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, and we're trying to smoke your opponent.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, the ones and it were more of a
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: I guess it would be more of a I don't
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: know what the word I'm looking for.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Is, but they delay it. We got fucked. The dudes
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: that were playing we were playing against were playing in
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: another tournament at the same time.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: So they're saying warm so they were no, but like they.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Were playing in a local There's things called local lands
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: where it's like you play in person at like a
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: video game like hub.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Or whatever and the internet cafe in an inner cafe. Exactly.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Dude, we were we were playing the team, we were
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: way to start. We've been live for like ten hours,
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: and they're like, no, yeah, they're they're at a they're
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: at a local land right now. And it's like, well,
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: why why are they doing that? And it was like
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: actually they had like they wanted they signed up, So
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: then we had to wait another like four hours for
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: these dudes to finish up their other tournament, which is
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: when Jerry went on Twitter and made a video and
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: was like shut they like, this is out of fucking control.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: They got a forfeit, They got a forfeit.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: They should have Jerry is a star. He is the
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: funniest fucking I was screaming, laughing, yeah, yeah, So I
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: think this is a good moment where I wanted to
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: say this, but like, I don't know about our fans
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: but and how they feel about Jerry, but certainly we
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: feel that I have always felt, and I know you
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: feel and feels that Jerry is one of the funny,
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: if not the singular funniest person that works at Barts.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: I have always felt that way, and I'm baffled by
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: the I don't know what, like the any negative action
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: to him. I think he is fucking I mean well.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I think I think a lot of people are like,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: he doesn't work hard. But it's like, why would you
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: want like your like the comedian to like work hard.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Why would you want to see someone who's like making
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: you laugh, like be working hard, like I just don't
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: like putting like the work into the like what do
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: you what do you want to see of his?
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Working hard, Like I think it's just like a that's
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: just like a.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: It's a cycle.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: It's just like the oldest.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Like barstool complaint of all time is like, oh, they're
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: not working enough, and it's like it's not a nine
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: to five.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: And also however wone's doing.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's based on the output. And then like people
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: accuse me of trying too hard, and it's like, well
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: that's the way I get there. I don't know my
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: other and another process like Jerry has small like the
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: hole in one thing, he catches lightning in a bottle.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: But if you try to force those things all the time, people,
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: it's it doesn't work. Agree, you gotta be patient, and uh,
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: it doesn't come that way for me. I I do
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: have to force it. Yeah, yeah, he's like uh.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: I also will say I think he's although he is
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: insanely like he's very naturally funny, I think he also
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: is like.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: He works, he works. Yeah, I think he's a lot
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: smarter and I think things over a lot more than.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: People being like tactful. But like if he just like
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: threw ship the wall all the time, people would like
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: criticize that, like I was being tactfled not like a
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: smarter Let.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Me tell you when we did Surviving Barstool, So I
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: found the uh, the first key of the game. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: you know the keys that unlocked the box that unlocked
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: the idol. So, I don't know. I was so bad
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: at playing that game that I think I just told
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: a couple of people right off the to sort of
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: like gain favor, get friends or something like that, play
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: the game. Yeah, And all it did was just over
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: expose me and show that I was a fucking patsy. Yeah.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: And I went to bed in the Anus studio. I
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: lugged one of them cot mattresses up there because I
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: didn't want to sleep in a room with twelve people.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: And the lights were out. I was going I was
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: falling asleep, and the door bursts open and the lights
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: in the inn his studio are all so instantly all
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: the lights burst on and it's Jersey Jerry. Yeah. So
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: it's the first night. Yeah, And he goes Francis and
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: he's alone, no camera is nothing, and he goes, he
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: sits down and he goes, I heard you found a key.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: He goes tell me everything about it, and I'm like, oh, hey, Jerry,
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: let me just take my night guard out really quick.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: We just get this.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not on the same team. We've met, we
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: haven't had any real conversation about an allions or anything.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: It's just aggressive fact finding that he's doing. And he
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: sits down and I'm like, well, oh, yeah, so I
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: found this key blah blah blah. He goes what does
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: it look like and I'm like, it's got a feather
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: on it. It's on a key chain and that this
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: that blah blah blah. And like then they bring you
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: into a room and he's like, well, kind of a
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: room and I'm like at the confessional room, and I
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: like walk him through the process and he's asking really
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: specific questions yeah, and not not being warm or anything.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: And then I'm like, yeah, so that's the deal, and
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: he goes okay, and then he just gets up and leaves.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: He didn't say like thank you or goodbye, or like
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: let's keep this between us, or like let's work together.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Just that was the Yeah, he didn't finesse the game
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: at all the end of what he needed and he
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: just came all over my stomach and walked out, is
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: what it was. Yeah, he's strictly business. Yeah, and I
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: was like, wow, that guy, that guy's intense.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: He is dude the so yeah, we had the whole
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: thing with the delays. And that's when he gets into
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: there's this there's this like the the like this CEO
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: of like I don't know, oh, the commissioner of the CDL,
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: the Professional.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Call of Duty League. Huh he is he like overlooks.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: The Challengers League, but like barely. Jerry's sending videos at
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: the guy, like the commissioner of the league, and he's like, dude,
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: his name's like I forget what the fucking guy's name is.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: But there was a there's an account on Twitter called
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Challengers Intel, which is just a random guy who just
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: posts the stats from the matches, just like a fan.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: And Jerry, Jerry goes into this big meeting with all
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: of these dudes on this podcast called the Flank, and
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: they're all these like top all these like the faces
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: of Professional Call of Duty and Jerry's like get He's
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: going into it, and he's like, get CDL into Intel
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: on the horn now like he was the commission He
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: thought he was the commissioner of the league. And we
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: were like, dude, this is just like a kid in
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: his fucking apartment is no say in any of this,
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: but it was so funny. And then he's he's on
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: the show with them and they're talking about like there's
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: a fifteen minute rule and Jerry is like, yeah, it's
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: it's three point two, section three point two in the
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: rule book and he's got the fucking pdf hold up
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: and he's reading through the rules.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: It was it was insane.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: But he said to come out to a match.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Jerry.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was texting with him this morning and he
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: said to come out to one. How would that work? Uh,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: you guys, don't even go anywhere you will What am
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I supposed to go to your apartment? No, So.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Come out to a match there.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: There will be like in person land tournaments.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: So like this is all like qualifiers and like pretty
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: and like pretty much just determining like the seeds, like
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: who's seeded where? And uh, I think in January we
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: have our first major where we'll have to go to
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Dallas and our team will compete.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: You can expect me and Francis to be there online
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: anything to support our brother.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: That's it. Bingo, bingo.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: What day of the week is it going to be.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: It'll be Friday Saturday. Unfortunately, it's not gonna work. Damn Unfortunately.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Our our our team is fucking insane.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, j T Yeah, that boy.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Is fucking I actually have never seen you react like
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: that one video DJ TJ. Yeah, j T TJ dame initials.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: He look like te what's he doing? He'll get picked
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: up by a professional team. Oh, he's no longer on
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: the team. He will if we're lucky, we'll play Major
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: one with him. He's that good.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's been. All of the guys on our team
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: have been in and out of the pro leagues. There's
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: a chance that they can all get picked up their journeyman.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're Donkies.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: They've swung up and down. Yeah. Yeah, and they've all
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: had big success. So doesn't sound like it. No, they
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: have really, Yeah, But then why would be they be
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: down in the lower league.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Because it should happens only twelve teams in the league
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: for per team for forty eight players.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a lot, and they're not in the
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: top forty eight.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: I would say our guys are definitely in the top
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: forty eight. I think there's guys in the pro leagues
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: that probably shouldn't be in the pro leagues.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Wow, which is why relegation system? Like, yeah, if your
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: team finished top of your league, would you get promoted
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: into the number one league into the CDL? Sure, No,
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: that's not how that works. How do you get into
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: the CDL. They'd have to ask us to be involved
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: in it. I mean, it's definitely just didn't ask. They
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: used to be. There was a buy in.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: It was like a twenty five million dollar buy in,
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: and then they realized I think they realized that that
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: was dumb. They returned all of the money to the
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: teams and now there's no longer a buy in, but
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: it still is franchised, so there's only twelve teams. So
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: like there's been talks about like some teams like getting
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: kicked out, maybe new teams coming in.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: So exactly what France is that relegation? Someone gets lowered out,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: one person gets.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it hasn't happened. I don't think it's happened
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: since the CDL.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Well, let's start making a push. But that's what we're Yeah,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: let's got I mean it should be. That's the true meritocracy,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: because you can't just tank out and suck.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say though, the goal is not to
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: get like, obviously, if we got invited to be in
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: the professional league, we'd obviously do that.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: So that's the goal. No, that's not the goal. Why
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: that should be the goal? But that's not the goal.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Why would I want to watch you guys fuck around
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: in the AHL because it's fucking entertaining. Okay, well I'd
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: much rather see you guys fucking entertain in the top league.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but once you get into the top league, it's
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: it's like, the the whole driving factor to all of
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: this is the content. And once we get into the pros,
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: then we have it's kind of it becomes more of
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: like a business.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Pay salaries.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to pay a coach, Like we don't
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: have the money. Obviously it wouldn't be It's not like
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: if we got brought into the CDL, it's like I'm
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: paying salaries.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: It would be Yeah, we should still just make content.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: But like right now, there's no one like there's like
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: there's this dude Zuma who runs that show that I
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: was talking about. He does content for Challengers, But outside
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: of that, like we're like it it it worked, Like
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: that's the whole plan worked, So we're.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Fucking it doesn't. It doesn't help the Savannah bananas argument.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Well it does. You said it's more about the content
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: than about begetting to the top league. That is Savannah
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: bananas written. No, I said, it's content driven.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Whereas the Savannah we got a win.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: We still got to win. Like it's the team's only
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: going to go as well as the team is.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Sure, but on the fucking place card. Put it on
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: the note card. Put it on a fucking T shirt.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: The team is only going to go as well as
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the team is.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: If you if you got invited into the top league,
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: would you accept it obviously? Right? Well, I really think
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: that should be the goal. I mean, it's worry about
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: the long term infrastructure when we got there. Dude, think
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: of you want to talk about content if you're in
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: the top league, right yeah, now we're talking about tour buses,
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: personalized controllers, merch. We can do all that now we're
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: talking about yeah, but not on the same level. Right.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: So think about this in the Premier league in soccer,
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: when those teams get promoted, they immediately make way more money.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: I think we would make less money. No, it's insane.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Actually, I don't know what the it's actually it's really not.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to argue with it, but your ceiling
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: is higher, totally. The ceiling is.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Definitely higher if we're in the pro league. But the
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: only problem is that it is it's a business. Once
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: you're in the pro league, like there's you have to
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: pay for a lot of shit. And that's why most
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: esports orgs make zero dollars. Esports is not a profitable
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: industry unless you're doing content. But like teams that are
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: just going and competing, none of those teams make money genuinely, Okay,
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: like it's like.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Losing, but the players do.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they make a shit a ton of money.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you'll make money off the content no matter what.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Like Jerry could be yelling at the fucking commissioner of
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: this tiny league, or he could be yelling at the
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: commissioner of the big league, and it's still funny if
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: he's doing it, because nobody was doing it before.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: There's no consequences if you yell at the commissioner when
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: you're not in the league.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: If you're in the league, you get fine. Oh, are
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: you worried that? If you are you worried that you
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: guys will be held out of the league because of
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: the relationship you've got with the commissioner. Now, no, not
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: at all, because we clear things up.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: With the commission what's his name? I don't remember. It's
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: something with his last name. Is it's spelled like tsa
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: y zay, something like that.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Do you want me to see if we know someone
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: who knows him? Do you want me to lean on him? Well?
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: I think we know him now.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I think there's probably some finance brothers from the lacrosse
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: team that might be able to have a hand in
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: his pocket.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: You'd be surprised how many people I know and how
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: many people I can I can get to.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: You have access like this, I don't even know.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: There's no skill I'm better at other than grammar than
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: getting to the person at the top and having a conversation.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Grammar school to get there. People respect good grammar, especially
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: to say.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, what do you say? Say?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: What does he related to? General?
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: So? What is his?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: What kind of name is he?
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: General?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Road into town on the tsunami?
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Why does he have a watch out? You might get
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: bitten by a zizi fly?
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: What?
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: What is the uh? What kind of is it? What
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: kind of nationality? Is that name?
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know they.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Is it? Is it like Filipino or is it like Indian?
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I think Filipino would be right. Or I
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: don't want to say it's not Korean. I really don't know.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: We get twenty three and flowers.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Fuck.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: We were just saying how we didn't watch any ball
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: this weekend.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: I watched a lot of ball.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Really, I didn't get to watch like I watched a
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: lot of ball. I'm jealous. That Thursday night game was great.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Cowboys Lions.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: What are you do? You wear shoes in your house? No,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: you take them off right away, yes, but you keep
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: socks on. Some you over heat.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: I like to be I like to wear as little
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: as I possibly can in my home.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: But she was just thronged out watching ball.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's right, so you go. No socks, I got,
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: I'm always doing socks. I don't, I don't. I don't
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: wear socks very often. I don't like the feeling. I
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: like being barefoot. I hate it.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: But you're you're gonna be a chrome magnet if you
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: fucking take your socks off. If you walk around, you
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: look like you just bredded some chicken. Cutlets.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: No, no, my apartment. I will say my there was
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: a time where it definitely was like that, and it
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: was really funny. Walking around barefoot in his apartment is
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: like walking down a driveway, gravel driveway, and they there.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Was a time where it was like that. Luckily that's
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: not an issue anymore.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: I keep it tidy.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: You know how, I'm home alone too when they become
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: the sticky bandits and he just wraps his hand and
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: puts it in the salvation army. Yeah, you stepping down
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: under your floord? You how did you get it? Had
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: you bust it up?
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Clean it up?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Or did you scrub? Or what would you do?
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: I got a vacuum smart, I'm always vacuuming. I don't
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: believe you.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Actually, maybe as something we should get him for Harry Hankah,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I got a great vacuum.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: I think we need to get him one cleaning lady.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be so nice.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: No, not needed. I had bo bo Is just at
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: my apartment. He cleaned that shit up nice. Clean the kitchen,
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: clean the living room.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have no idea.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: I came back place was clean as a whistle.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: He's like, if I'm going to stay here three more
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: days I needed. I can't have it like this.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it was just because he wasn't doing
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: because I was out of town.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: He's like, I want to have children someday. One of
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: the family is going to stop that from happening unless
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: we do something. Yeah.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: How long did it take him?
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know. You never really told me.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I feel like it was probably like an episode of Hoarders.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: He just like put the bin out front.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: He did move something so that I was like, all right,
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: well I didn't need to like what didn't need to go?
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: He moved.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: He put some stuff in some places where I was like, well,
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: that doesn't go there.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: He put things away. He put things away that needs
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: to be back out in the exactly didn't you see that.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: I built more of my desk for that. Specifically, he
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: might be moving to New York soon.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: In with you.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: No, West Village, definitely not. No, he's not a WV guy.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: He should move out to far Bushwick and live that
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: artist's lifestyle that he we know he has deep inside
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: of him.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: He was talking about Bushwick.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I could also see him doing a little murray Hill.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Everything is so expensive, Yeah, it really is. That's why
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: I said murray Hill is murray Hill not expensive. It's
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: the classic post college friddy sort of.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: I think they're saying that's it's it's drifted away from
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: that almost right.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know, Like, what's there?
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: There's a new murray Hill Hell's Kitchen?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: All the frat bros are up in Hell's Kitchen?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: There's none of the gay bros anymore? Where are they
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: fucking and sucking?
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: This thing's can Dumbo. This thing's gonna draw real.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Do you know that gay Pat was at a party
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: in Dumbo this weekend and he said it was it
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: was the rate it was for forty to three ratio. Yeah,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: forty forty dudes, three girls, all.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Gays in your guys are huh in your hood?
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Did you guys? Pop By?
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I couldn't make it buye, but that was fucking I
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: was so sad that I missed out on his gay bachanall.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: I couldn't go out with my eye looking the way
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: that it does.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah maybe that man, Yeah, but they probably take you in.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: You know what you need is the lid scrub. I
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: have that that works well. I've been doing that lead scrub.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Don't be afraid to get in there either. What do
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: you mean, like when you're lid scrubbing, don't be afraid
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: to like put some apply some pressure on my eyeball. Yeah,
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: you're trying to You want to loosen up all the
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: ship in there?
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: I get it to get it to go away.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: You just tell the gages monkey pox and they'll bitcho.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah are you doing like you gotta be hitting some
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: massage having.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: An allergic reaction to my new prep.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: But I am very on prep open for business.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: You gotta go warm, compress, scrub, that's it.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Maybe rice? You ever go like Rice with the sock
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: or oh that's not a bad idea. People say that
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: works really well in a sock.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: They say that the ice absorbs the moisture in your eye.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: I'm serious. I'm giving you real tips, right, I think
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: you're thinking about when you drop your phone? No, no, no, no, no,
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: I'm giving you guys.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Stop take your eye to the you break eye, fixed
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: store screen for your eye.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I'm being honest.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how avoided the stye. I
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: don't know if it's the contacts or secretly protecting me. Well,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I can't believe your brother are getting styes.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Like this, I got look at my eyes. No styes.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: You said you got four styes since you've worked here.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Since I've worked here. Yea, I had one pretty recently
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: when we were when we were you.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Know who else just had a stye? Annika?
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Did she? Yeah? Really?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: She was wearing sunglasses for what felt like weeks.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean sometimes they take a while to go.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I thought you could get rid of this
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: by like tomorrow.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm hoping to Holy shit, it's not going
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: to be gone tomorrow. Not tomorrow. But what about my Saturday? Yeah,
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: I'm going to this huge party in Dumbo. I mean
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: it might.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: You might say, I'm worried that you're not massaging the
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: eye enough.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Will you relax?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just to spreaded. If you fucking scrubs, you gotta
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: break it up.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Okay with what a pool quest? I'm trying to forget
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: remember what I used? Honestly, they say like really, like, yeah,
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: I get it, I understand, I understand. Just there you
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: poke your own eyes, yeah, or just take a little like.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where'd you eat while you were in Boston?
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Puncture? Honestly, it was such an effort for me to
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: not to sort of stay within myself, like I I
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: had so many shows. I had seven shows, and I've
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: never done that many before. So I was trying to
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: be very careful about not blowing up early in the week. Yeah,
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: and I stayed at the sickest hotel maybe that I've
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: ever stayed at in a city. What do you mean
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: blowing up like drinking after a show?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Are you saying just because like you didn't want to
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: bet you wanted to be slim on stage.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: No, blowing up meaning like I blew up last night?
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Oh gott waking up hungover.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Meant that you need the Gasha facial.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: No. I wanted to really get to the finish line
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: as best as that I could, And so I I
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: just ate at my hotel, which again fine hotels, resorts collection,
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: a Marin Express Platinum card one hundred dollars, resort credit
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: one hundred dollars per day was one hundred dollars per day.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Breakfast credit. Who's dropping a hundred bones on breakfast? You'd
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: be surprised. The steak and eggs was fifty nine dollars.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: You get get them twice. I mean I get one
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: of those and then I get the I got the
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Zitar croissant, and I got an orange juice and a
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: triple shot I don't know, claute, and then I tipped
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: the rest of the way home.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: So you just got that for a hundred free, one
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars of food?
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Wait that wait, I'm sorry, I'm going a miss. Where
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: How did you get the one hundred dollars a day?
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: The platinum cart credit?
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, I got it? Yeah, I have the MX debit
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Remember how long do you remember? How long you live
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: with a debit card for?
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: And how many? Yeah? How can I forget? It was
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: last year? And how many? How many times I bugged
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: you about getting a credit card? Do you have a
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: credit card now? I still don't even know if I believe?
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Of course, Oh yeah you do, you do?
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: I have too, I got I got the platinum as well.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Good, you have the platinum X platinum.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're the resorts and.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: My goal now I'm an Oregon Or you think I
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: don't got the platinum?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: My goal Roan is in the same way that I
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: made it so that Harry will never allow himself to
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: sit coach, which is hysterical because I do. I still do,
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: but he won't do it. I you don't sit, coach,
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: I said, Why would I ever said, coach, Actually no,
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't. Don't. Yeah, you're so full of ship. Continue
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: and he won't. He won't go backwards. Now I need
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: to get that for him to do that with hotels.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: I want him to only once he gets that taste
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: in respect, Dude, the first time that Harry comes back
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: to his room in the middle of the day and
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: finds all of his charging cords wrapped with a little
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: black velcro thing to which you could probably keep. Yeah,
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: you can. I have them at my house already. That
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: or all your toilet trees you've you've left out and
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: you come back and they're all sitting on a clean
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: wash cloth, perfectly arranged out for you. I don't know
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: if I would like that. All your the blinds and
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: the lights are all automated, and there's a switch when
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: right in front of the door, and there's a switch
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: right next to the bed. So where do you want
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: to go to bed at night? You don't have to,
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: you're just scribing the citizen. M No. Yeah, whole room's
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: controlled by an iPad.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can do LEDs in there.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: You come home and there's just a plate of fresh
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: macaroons every time you come home. That's pretty sick, dude.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: This place had you every room, you get your own
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: personal butler Jesus, and they text you. What did they
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: just sit in the room all day? No, you know
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: they're out doing whatever.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Bathroom attendant, Yeah, fresh enough with the poo nani poo nannie.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Having a bathroom attendant in your fucking hotel bathroom if
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: you want POI to a knight fresh enough. Those are
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: the two songs they sang at this one club we
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: used to go to in Oxford.
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: They were singing, Yeah.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: The Jamaican guy. When you walked into the bathroom, he
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: would sing one of two songs, those two songs. What
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: he wanted to give you a sprits of aquadjoe and
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: a breath mint and then you had to tip him
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: a couple of quid.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, having a quid gane like you. I don't have
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: any quid, but can I still.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Get a Oh? Yeah, I guess you're up. Sure.
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• 52:52
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• 52:56
  Speaker 3: I've seen the sweater of yours and I asked you
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: who makes that? And you told me it was.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Quite quin And my wife was like, why are you
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  Speaker 1: dressing What are you dressing up for? And I wasn't
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• 53:14
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• 53:16
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  Speaker 3: No and and I would.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: I watched the first four episodes, and then it made
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: me try to get me to sign up for Paramount,
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: so I'm out.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: It's good.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: But it's not that you think you get Paramount as
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: a perk as part of the X Platinum. I really do,
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: really yeah, I think you get to choose between Peacock
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: and Paramount. And I'll be honest with you, I cannot
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: believe that you liked that fucking show. Did you finish it?
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: All her fault? Did you finish it? That show? You
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: finish me? Stick it into my stomach with how bad
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: it was. You didn't finish that show? Gave me a
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: sty that's about. It's just so bad, just poison me
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: and fed into my eyebid. You didn't finish it. That's one.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: He didn't. He didn't even pick it up after he left.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: I went bad when I finished the first episode and
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: I was like, this is so trash, This is so
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: trash that I can't I can't watched one of eight episodes.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: How do you have such a low bar for quality
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: because everything is ship well fine, but like you get
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: like one good show and you're like, okay, I'm sticking.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: To that show. Sucks. Man, you didn't watch it? Since
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: when is that a thing we need to have done
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: in on this eight episodes?
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: Eight episodes? You gotta give it more, dude. But I
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: will say, if you didn't like the first.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Episode, just don't watch it. Yeah, there you go, there
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: we go.
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: It's always because it's always because the first three episodes
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: are good, then the middle too are bad, and then
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: the back the back ones are really do.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: You know what I did watch was Pogonia? Oh yeah,
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: that's good. Stop is in it? I know's theaters? Yeah,
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: of course it was a good movie. I liked it.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: I thought it was fucking great. Yeah. I thought it
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: was really really solid. Who's the female? Yeah, it's very
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: compelling severe I would say, helped by the sharp But
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: she has a buzz cut. True, I don't know, man,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: Sometimes women with buzz cuts do it for me. G
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: I Jane Demi Moore buzz cut teaches Natalie Portman in
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: in v for Vendetta. Everyone's got their personal preference. What
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: about just a short hair cut on female that can
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: do well for me too. Yeah, like it was.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: All the nineties stuff.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: But point break that the lead in that has kind
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: of short surfer hair and then uh Jamie Lee Curtis
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: movie when she doesn't put bust out the stript.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know Will Smith's wife, that's bicked.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna go that far.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: I need a little stubble on there though. To get
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: my wickedly.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Vin Diesel in my bedroom.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: I lived my life biced, babe, Will you get the
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: back of my skull?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: I have a hard time reaching.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen those videos of like the full
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: ball dudes shaving their head not a care in the world. No,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: when they go bick, Yeah, there's like it's they're doing
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: it like a dog, like scratching their ear with a
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: fucking razor blade. It's insane.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: I think there are special razors for doing that though.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: I think that.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: I think it's just they just they've been doing it,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: no fear, no fear for the blade.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: And yeah, utmost respect to those brothers. It's going hard.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: But I mean they have to be creamed up too,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: They have to be shaving creamed up.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh they get full head dip.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know you're not shaving creaming, No.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: I gotta I use an electric razor on your balls,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: on my balls scissors. Now I've already said it. I
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: said I don't shave my balls. I think I've been
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: over this. I don't my balls look like a wise
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: old Japanese man now, a soothsayer like people. We've talked
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: about this before, people who are like, oh, man, I
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: gotta shave my balls, Like, what is it like?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: It's like a peach, it's covered in Your balls are
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: fully covered in hair.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: If Harry, if Harry, if you could talk to Harry's balls,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: and they would sound like this Japanese. Yeah, yes, respect, yeah,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: very wise, respect the blade. They speak in fables. There's
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: always some out of four very deep within.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: People say that I'm too crazy, but really, to.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: Fucking talking balls.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: How are you feeling about your birds tonight?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: I mean this episode will have come out by that
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: But it's good to get a little read on it, just.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: To check in. I think they're gonna be sick. I
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: don't think they're gonna win, dude.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: There were some there were some important things that happened
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: yesterday in the NFL. I mean, it's the most obvious
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: thing ever. But Chiefs are out the Chiefs and by
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: the way they tried, it was not Patrick Mahomes's fault.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: The drops from the Stars a key moments in the game.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: Travis Kelcey, My god, bro, he was hitting them in
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: the hands. I didn't get to see a lot of
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: the game. He was being heroic. He was doing his
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: thing where he's like gimpy and it's third.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: And my Mike been out here we go.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: I'm back now now yours isn't out. Well.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: I apologize for that.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Uh that.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: A little bit of bad audio. I think that that's
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: from my core. I was fiddling with it, so.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: That's not me banging around on the sketchers. I saw
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: you with the sketchers.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: I said, no, no, no, why don't you stop me.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: I figured you'd learn.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Oh fucking idiots.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. That Bills. The Bills. Bills won a
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: game they had to win, and that was a really
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: good Josh Allen, Man, you think they'll ever win though?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: I think if they do, it'll be this year. I
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: think the Bills are going to win the Super Bowl.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Market it's a hot take, really, No, not a hot take. Yeah,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: I mean they're favorites, favorites to win the Super Bowl?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Are they.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Right now? One of the actual favorite to win the
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: Super Bowl is I think.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: It's got to be the Patriots. I don't know.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: I mean, I I just worry about the Patriots and
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: their lack of experience in the Super Bowl.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, May is gonna get one, But is
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: it gonna Is it gonna be this year?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: That's that's why it out.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: But why not get one early?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: I mean one second year would be He's at least
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: gonna go.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: That's fucking how.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Heartbreaking is it watching Jayden Daniels. I mean, even one
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: season ago, everyone's like, Jaden's the one.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: He'll the fourth favorite. Fourth? Yeah, really, who's one? Rams? Really? Rams?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: Then Seahawks, then Packers, Bill's then Patriots, Pats, and Broncos
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: are tied at fifth. Then Eagles, Texans, Jags, Niners, Niners
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: are way back. The Seahawks are at two two plus
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: six fifty.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Seahawks are dealing ass whippings.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: They're dealing ass. But I mean, I don't know if
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: it's just.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: What I said. I think I said dealing ass whippings.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: They're dealing ass whippings. But I don't know if they're.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Arnold.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean last week hardware, Vikings were fourteen and three.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: But you know, Donald, their defense is actually the Vikings
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: defense last year was good too, Donald bringing home hardware
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: is nuts. The Rams, I think will be the most
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: boring Rams.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: I don't think the Rams will want to.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Give me anybody but the Ram.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't. One wants the Rams to win.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Give me the Eagles over the Rams.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: It's crazy because the Rams, the Rams won a couple
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: of years ago, and.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Now we're talking fucking ball.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just like that, like that, I'll pivot really quick.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: So I've been on this medication for a year now,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: over a year. What is it called, Well, it's a
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: plens in, but it's a version of well beutrit but
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: it has some kind of whatever extended release thing. It's
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: very specific and it's an expensive drug, and our insurance
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: has covered it for the most part, well almost entirely.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: I pay fifty bucks every time I get a refill.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: But it's like it is expensive.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, how many are in a refill? Is it
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: a month or so? Fifty bucks a month?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's no problem. I mean I think I think
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: the medication is like fifteen hundred, two thousand bucks. So
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: my insurance, our insurance covers almost all of it, which
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: is really nice. I don't know where they were like,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: we're not covering this anymore.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: What Barstool's insurance threw you out on the.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Street Anthem, Blue Cross, Blue Shield. Really was just like no.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: And then they said, if you want to stay on
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: this medication, we suggest that you try this drug some
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: more generic version of it. Yeah. Yeah, And I was like,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, do you guys think that your psychiatrists You
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: got people in the lab back there going through my
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: fucking cat scan, knowing my history and assessing me and
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: determining like what I should what drug I should be on? Well,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: who the fuck do they think they are?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: And then that's insane because they all affect you differently.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: Correct get this. So I go to my psychiatrist and
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: I'm like, this is what's going on. She's like, okay,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: we'll put in a prior authorization for him with a
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: rush because yesterday I took the last pill that I
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: had and over the weekend they put that in or
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: like they put it on. I've been fighting this since Wednesday,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: and the insurance company came back and was like, oh,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: he's no longer enrolled with us on plan it pulled you. Well,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: that's complete horseshit, because then I went through our company
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: and our hrpople and I absolutely did I was the
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: first person here to do it, the fucking proven Neil
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Armstrong of re enrolling can put. The minute we got
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: that notification, I went in and fucking signed it back
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: right up back. I'm terrified of letting my insurance labs,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: so of course I'm totally re enrolled in good all that.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: So then I double check on that and then they're like, oh, well,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: you know it requires this, And they're like, you got
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: to fax us this, And they're basically throwing as much
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: red tape and as much bullshit at this problem as
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: they possibly can to quite simply avoid having to pay
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: for an expensive drug.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so what do we think in Luigi.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: Bro I'm telling you, it was a moment where I
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: was like, I get why he did that. I get
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: why he did that.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: That's definitely system that they put in place to make
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: it difficult for people to access the things that are theirs.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: That's like a very corporate consultancy, like, hey, we'll bring
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: in the consultants and like, yeah, well we'll still offer that,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: but it will be very difficult.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: Insurance makes its money betting that you're not going to
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: get sick or health indurant that you're not going to
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: you know, life indrit that you're not going to die,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: and car entrance you're not going to get right. So
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: when you do actually need their help, they're they're like, ah, fuck,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: they got ye. They're pissed they got they you got us,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: you know. And I have spoken openly about how efficacious
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: this medication has been for me for a year. It's
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: changed my life to be told by the corporate overlords
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: that we need we need to We're gonna give you it.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: We want you to try a different formula. Why don't
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: you go instead of eating organic chicken, Why don't you go,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: h fucking kill yourself. Why don't you try these frozen
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: nuggets from Trader Joe's. It's like, I don't know, because
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: my brain has completely rewired to this drug.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: You're not Joe's. Trader Joe's has something organic. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: this is the stopping shop like Dolles.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: I don't want to I mean, I I don't know
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: how this will come off. And I don't, but I'm
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: genuinely like one scared. Yeah, because like now I'm all
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: off medica. I'm gonna have to switch medication, have to switch.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: What's gonna happen is Francis is starting a gofundmere put
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: together some money for his.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank god you won the Internet invitation. I'm not.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: I still can't pay for this medication out of pocket.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Now with intation, you're gonna have to win the invitation.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: Next year's Invitational, when the pot presumably goes.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Up five x, you're gonna need to win before then.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: I think it'll go to I think it'll be huge.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: But if it goes to five x, then like, aren't
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: you gonna have like actual like PGA people being like,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: let me get involved in this.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: I don't think you can. I don't think you can
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: take a true pro into this tournament. And then to
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: that end people will be like, well, it don't didn't
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: Wesley Bryant win the RBC Heritage or whatever, And it's like, yeah,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: I think he got a sponsors exemption. Because amateurs can
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: play in the pro evens as long as like they
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: get a sponsors exemption, someone pays for them to go play. Yeah. Interesting,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: you should try to play in that next year.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: He will tell you. If Bush keeps going good, you
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: should play. It's take it out of here.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: But people are good in that, yeah, but there's also
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: people who are bad, not that bad, Like who's the worst?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: You would not have been the worst player in the field.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, really, don't say anything about my brother, Chandler Hollow.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: It wasn't a him either. The Duke. There's a guy
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: in the Duke.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like if they had Frank the Tank playing.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, the Duke. It's a powerful name. The Duke. He
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: gave himself that mm hmm, and he refers to himself
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: and the third person with the before his name. Really,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: the Duke just hit a good shot. The Duke needs
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: another cigarette. This guy sounds like the fucking man. He's
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: pretty funny.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: That's how you get from the one million to one
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: hundred million marketing. Brother, you just need to put yourself
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: out there.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: I know the sass. So I'm gonna start calling myself.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: And just like pissing on the golf course. Yeah, just
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: whip it out and pissing the cup after you make
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: a shot.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Pissing and shitting everywhere.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. That's good and funny ship.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: That's how I do.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Hell ya, all right?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: All right? Anything else?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: No, I hope something good happens with your fucking uh
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: with your your insurance.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know what. I don't know how to.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Have a guy for life.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: I know, I don't really know how to unfuck it.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Let's put it this way. If over the next couple
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: of months on the podcast, you notice that I start
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: reverting to my rather disconsole itself, don't blame it on
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: right now, don't blame it on me. You know it
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: is the fault of Anthem, Blue Cross, Blue Shield. We'll
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: get you on something. I was so mad I was
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: on the I mean I spoke to twenty different people.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: They don't give off well, I find the last woman
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: I spoke to did did? And I last dude I
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: almost after phones. Yeah, I almost told her like, I'm
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: gonna go rip you guys apart. Yeah, on the internet,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: and shit, if you don't fucking figure this out and
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: what they say, John, I didn't say that because I
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: hate people that talk that way. I'm not gonna be
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: that fucking guy. Yeah. Uh So, instead I'm just telling
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: the truth. This is what happened. And I've never really
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: dealt with it before. I mean, I've had shitty things
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: happen with insurance.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: But just pay for the first one and hopefully they
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: resolve it.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: I can't what I'm gonna buy myself thirty more days.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then hopefully they resolve it within thirty days.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Just pay the two thousand up front, and then we
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: class actions sue their asses. Yeah, together as brothers.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: Are you getting screwed on some medication too?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not well then, but they don't know that. They
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: don't know that I could be on Wellbutrin two. I
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: could be on the fucking snap crackle pop like fake
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah right?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: Is it like a shortage or something? No, it's just
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: that it's expensive. Why else would they have suggested another
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: medication that they think works just as well.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Well, it's because they hired that new CEO, fucking Martin
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Schrelly dead.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: All right, cool, good ship, Thank you guys for listening.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be in Dallas, Texas this weekend or Addison, however,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: I think it's still in Dallas, but tickets at Harry
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: Said website dot com. I'm also going to be an
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: Arlington Virginia slash DC the weekend of New Year's Eve
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: six shows that will also be on my website, Nice
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: harryst website dot com.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: Still on dun to get a round.
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  Speaker 5: Just then not really take my head if you gets
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