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The One Where Your Receipts Need To Match · Untraditionally Lala

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Speaker 1: In honor of the Miami reunion. I'm wearing a sweatsuit
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Speaker 1: with Michael Jordan.
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Speaker 2: All that's such a six. What do you have Jordan's
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Speaker 2: on right now?
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Speaker 1: You must? I must? I does he We'll just welcome
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Speaker 1: back and get them all a podcast, if I do
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Speaker 1: say so myself. Monday's Boner Bonus episode.
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Speaker 2: With Hidden Different so funny and fun I love good.
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Speaker 1: Why why are the bonus episodes so good?
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Speaker 2: They're so good? I think it's because we talked about this.
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Speaker 3: I think it's because we instead of being overwhelmed with
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Speaker 3: so much to talk about, we get to focus on
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Speaker 3: one little thing, which allows us to deep dive into
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Speaker 3: like funny and fun details.
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Speaker 1: And also we're like opening up to the audience, and
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Speaker 1: the audience writes in. So it's just like a giant
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Speaker 1: Kiket session with all of our friends who are also
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Speaker 1: writing in about horrific or funny moments like anal with conditioner.
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Speaker 3: Dying of dying over that goggles. I'd like you guys
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Speaker 3: to know we'll tease this. There was a clip cut
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Speaker 3: and it was about something I talk in the bonus episode,
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Speaker 3: and I thought, you know what, maybe this isn't the
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Speaker 3: best promo clip. You can still hear it on the
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Speaker 3: Bonus episode, but it's basically my worst experience.
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Speaker 2: And it's interesting.
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Speaker 1: We were driving here today and Jessica was like, you know,
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Speaker 1: the original clip that they cut was me having come
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Speaker 1: on my face with goggles, and I go, yeah, Santa Claus, come.
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Speaker 3: Mind you we were in that. I was like, yes,
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Speaker 3: you guys, cut that clip. It's gonna be hilarious. And
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Speaker 3: then they sent it to me and I was like,
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Speaker 3: was I really that graphic?
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Speaker 1: You were very graphic and it was awesome, And then
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Speaker 1: she says in the car, she goes, there's gonna be
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Speaker 1: a day where I have like kids and I don't
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Speaker 1: really know that. I want like someone to be like, hey,
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Speaker 1: I saw this clip of your mom like having come
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Speaker 1: all over her face. And I'm like, Jessica, let me
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Speaker 1: tell you something. If Kim Kardashian can just get dicked
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Speaker 1: down by Ray J for all the hours in the
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Speaker 1: world and still be the number one celebrity on all
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Speaker 1: the planets ever, we're all just fine.
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Speaker 4: Do you think the kids have seen it?
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Speaker 1: Oh? Remember Saint came in and was like, look at
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Speaker 1: this thing. Got roadblocks. Yeah, When it's like correcting all sexy,
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Speaker 1: and she's like, what the fuck? And then Kanye West
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Speaker 1: goes and steals all the computers I've never from Ray
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Speaker 1: j or whoever. Oh yeah, remember he comes in with
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Speaker 1: like a suitcase full of old school computers, which is like,
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Speaker 1: so whatever, so dumb, because it's like he could have
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Speaker 1: just made copies.
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Speaker 2: It was the principal, I guess, and like.
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Speaker 1: The dramatic effect for the show. And Kim's like, sobbing.
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Speaker 4: Well, I like, kid is now going to know that
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Speaker 4: you had come on your face?
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Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I do hope one day, if
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Speaker 3: it's a girl or boy that they are comfortable experimenting
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Speaker 3: sexually at the right age.
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Speaker 1: You know what, that's a great answer.
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Speaker 2: And writing come on their face if they so choose.
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Speaker 1: Yes, anxiety. All right, So let's talk about the week
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Speaker 1: The weekend I held Jessica because as you guys know,
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Speaker 1: I moved into a new home and so we've been
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Speaker 1: task rabbiting our asses off. Now, Jessica and I treat
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Speaker 1: task rabbit like it's tinder or bumble, Like we say,
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Speaker 1: scroll in. She sends me photos me zooming in, being
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Speaker 1: like how tall is he? And then remembering like that
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Speaker 1: doesn't really matter on task Rabbit. I literally was like,
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Speaker 1: do we know the height of this person?
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Speaker 3: Like, he's got blue eyes. I'd rather go for brown
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Speaker 3: eyes for you, Lot.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I like the brown eyes. So she sends
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Speaker 1: me a plethora of hot men and I said, you
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Speaker 1: know what, we can't go wrong with any of them.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you choose. So she picks one and
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Speaker 1: I come home. Well, first of all, Easan sends me
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Speaker 1: a message me and Jess and he goes, uh, Jess,
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Speaker 1: the task rabbit or is a fucking looker, Lot, you
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Speaker 1: got to get home? And I was like, oh my god,
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Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
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Speaker 4: She goes perfect, I'm.
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Speaker 1: I did after show? Is writty? Isn't perfect? I'm in glns. Well,
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Speaker 1: that never happens. Never anything.
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Speaker 2: The last hot one weren't even like sweats or something.
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Speaker 2: I think, right you.
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Speaker 1: Are saying I'm not hot in sweats.
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Speaker 2: Look at you right now, look at you right now.
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Speaker 1: I could always be hotter. It's fine though, whatever. This
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Speaker 1: is called confidence at its finest. You can't tell me
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Speaker 1: ship Okay. So I roll in and he's like hammering
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Speaker 1: away and my mom is like he is so and
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Speaker 1: so I like go and I'm like, hey, how's it going.
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Speaker 1: He's like it's going really well. I'm like, turn around.
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Speaker 1: So my mom, I don't know how you talk about
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Speaker 1: her part at work mag.
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Speaker 4: And I keep for sure you came in and said
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Speaker 4: the line to get in.
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Speaker 1: She goes, so where are we going to keep this here?
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Speaker 1: And then he turns and then I imagine when he
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Speaker 1: saw me, it was like all right, so he is fine?
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Speaker 2: Okay, so he was fine? Did he like did his
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Speaker 2: eyes widen a little.
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Speaker 1: When he's oh, they always widen?
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Speaker 2: Any of course, of course exciting.
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Speaker 3: I wasn't just a questions on the podcast. I'm hearing
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Speaker 3: all this for the first time along with you guys.
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Speaker 3: So you show up your is he tall because he
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Speaker 3: seemed tall in the photo?
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Speaker 1: He's tall, he's tall, he's hot, he's hidden. Okay, so
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Speaker 1: all is good. We tell him that we are going
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Speaker 1: to do something right, like if you need anything, let
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Speaker 1: us know. You want to know what he asks us for?
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Speaker 1: Do you have any snacks? I go like this, I
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Speaker 1: go snacks like food and my mom. I walk out
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Speaker 1: to my mom like you wants sacks? She's like sacks?
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Speaker 1: Like what like ann Crust.
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Speaker 4: Like I don't know costing to him too, and like
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Speaker 4: they're like, well, what do we give him? He looks
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Speaker 4: like like a healthy person, Like.
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Speaker 1: He's like a healthy person. I think we have nuts.
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Speaker 2: No, so when he asks for snacks or.
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Speaker 1: Even mind he drained us dry of every water bottle
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Speaker 1: in the house. When water first, water was first. Because
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Speaker 1: you have to remember, I came home around three. He
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Speaker 1: had been there for a solid couple hours, okay, okay,
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Speaker 1: which seems he seemed like he was there for a
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Speaker 1: very long time. And you know what, he was hot
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Speaker 1: until he was not anymore. It started with the snacks.
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Speaker 1: All right, you're pissing me off, buddy. Then I take
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Speaker 1: off Easton stays home and he calls me and he goes.
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Speaker 1: He wants to know if you have a step stool
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Speaker 1: for the TV. I go, no, I don't got a
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Speaker 1: step stool. That's why I hired a task rabbit r
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Speaker 1: okay to bring to hang the stuff. Do I look
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Speaker 1: like someone who has step stools and ladders?
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Speaker 3: I have stepstools to put my dishes away, But that's me,
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Speaker 3: that's true.
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Speaker 2: I have a nice stool to put my dishes away.
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Speaker 1: But no, you do not ask me for a pencil
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Speaker 1: to measure the TV. Sir, I hear him, turn on
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Speaker 1: me on the box now, then I get home. Then
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Speaker 1: I get home the TV.
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Speaker 4: The measurement is on the box. What does he need
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Speaker 4: to he needs to?
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Speaker 1: I told him I would like get three inches above
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Speaker 1: where my lighting is.
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Speaker 2: You should have said three inches.
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Speaker 3: So do you what do you think about three inches?
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Speaker 1: All right?
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Speaker 2: It's average? Do you think three inches is big or small?
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Speaker 1: What do you think?
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Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, I don't mean to objectify the tascribe or
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Speaker 2: so anyway, keep going.
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Speaker 1: So Ethan tells him we don't have a step stool.
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Speaker 1: I arrived back at the house. He then asks me again,
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Speaker 1: do you have a step stool? I then tell him,
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Speaker 1: are we really still fucking doing that? TV's not hung?
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Speaker 1: I don't say that right because I'm still thinking he's
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Speaker 1: gonna redeem himself.
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 1: He's up there listening to the basketball game, comes back
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Speaker 1: down about twenty seven hours later and goes, so, as
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Speaker 1: we got my TV hanging tool, I'm gonna have to
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Speaker 1: come back tomorrow. And I'm like, okay, now you're fully
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Speaker 1: annoying and I never want to see you again. What
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Speaker 1: do you and what have you been? I go up there.
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Speaker 1: He he built the the thing that the TV hangs on,
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Speaker 1: and it was like three hours he was up there.
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Speaker 1: The guy you hired today, Jessica, because I told Jessica, Jessica,
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Speaker 1: I told him to come monday. But you immediately need
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Speaker 1: to let him know he doesn't need to come back.
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Speaker 1: I mean, Jessica, do all the dirty words. I'm like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: we'll see you monday. He did a great job today, Jessica,
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Speaker 1: tell him the book off and hire someone who is
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Speaker 1: not hot. Yeah, just so anyway, the task rabbiter today
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Speaker 1: he built Hella ikia shit, he hunts, He hung my TV,
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Speaker 1: he hung mirrors, and he hung Hella pictures in and out.
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Speaker 1: He was great, right in and out two hours.
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Speaker 2: Do he was fantastic? He wasn't.
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Speaker 3: He was like from what he looked like in the photo. Okay,
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Speaker 3: I would like to say, but.
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Speaker 1: You have a theory. You have a theory about tasking.
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Speaker 4: First task rabbit guy, what I have.
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Speaker 3: To say really quick, we're not objectifying task grabbters if anything.
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Speaker 1: It's just like, if anything, we objectify everybody, not just
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Speaker 1: the task process people.
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Speaker 3: You know, I'm not on task rabbit looking to find
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Speaker 3: Laala dates I'm like.
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Speaker 1: You know what, if she could I Candy? I Candy.
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Speaker 2: That's what it is? Is that objective?
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Speaker 1: That's objective?
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Speaker 4: No, it is, for sure.
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Speaker 1: I am objectified every day of my life. Okay, and
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Speaker 1: all them. I'm not asking to grab your ass, right,
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Speaker 1: I know you, and you have come in and pay
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Speaker 1: you to do what you're already going to be doing.
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Speaker 1: And by the way, you also get to look at me,
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Speaker 1: so you're welcome. Right, I'm basically paying.
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Speaker 2: You to look at me, right, I mean, and I
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Speaker 2: don't need to pay for that shit. So today's task Grabbit.
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Speaker 1: On a scale of one to ten, how many? How
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Speaker 1: many people want to kill me on this episode?
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Speaker 4: A lot?
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Speaker 2: Right now?
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Speaker 4: No people?
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Speaker 2: Okay, So it's funny. Today's looks like Andrew. Do you
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Speaker 2: know what Andrew Santino? Santino is?
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Speaker 1: Didn't that is it?
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Speaker 2: Do you know who that is?
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Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 3: Did you see today's task grabbitor. I think he looked
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Speaker 3: like that. So he's like you, he's got red hair.
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Speaker 1: I told her type in someone who's good at hanging
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Speaker 1: TVs and did you sure.
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Speaker 3: Did good at mounting, but like not mounting sexually mounting hanging.
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Speaker 4: But the first guy I think was there for the
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Speaker 4: mountains mounting sexually.
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Speaker 3: I do have to say, look, I know that task
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Speaker 3: rabbit is not a website for.
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Speaker 2: Sex perverts, but or or sex work. Do I say
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Speaker 2: this you guys?
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Speaker 1: Okay, all we're looking for on task rabbit is same
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Speaker 1: more than just I'm good with my hands and mounting.
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Speaker 3: Oh you guys, yes, because I go through and I'm like,
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Speaker 3: part of me, I know task rabit amazing website, I
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Speaker 3: love it, but part of me was like the way
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Speaker 3: some of these people are writing what they're good at
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Speaker 3: men and women. By the way, they're like, amazing at mounting,
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Speaker 3: great with my hands, brings such a good energy to
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Speaker 3: the home space.
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Speaker 1: And I'm like, like, that's great. I'm sure you are
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Speaker 1: a great at mounting things to a wall, But like,
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Speaker 1: we hired this guy because he was good at mounting,
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Speaker 1: and he left it at that, and he wasn't great
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Speaker 1: at mounting anything. In fact, the one thing I asked
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Speaker 1: him to mount he couldn't even do because he forgot
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Speaker 1: his tool. Does that mean condoms? I don't know.
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Speaker 3: Maybe when there's very a lot of similarities between like
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Speaker 3: task gravit.
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Speaker 1: If you'd like to sponsor the podcast, we're all in, Well.
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Speaker 3: We obviously love you, and we're obviously pushing for you.
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Speaker 3: We always have used you.
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Speaker 2: Did he hang so he didn't get your TV hung
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Speaker 2: the first one?
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Speaker 1: No, And his ratings are super high and it's because
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Speaker 1: he's hot. Is that like?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: If I weren't, if I weren't a virgo, I could
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Speaker 1: have led a lot of the ship slide. But the
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Speaker 1: virgo in me was like, I've had enough. I've had enough. Sorry,
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Speaker 1: remove yourself from the premise.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Well that was my bad, you guys.
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Speaker 3: I went for looks, but you know what, the second
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Speaker 3: time I went for quality and talent and we did it.
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Speaker 1: I love, I appreciate you dress. Okay. Over the weekend,
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Speaker 1: the Dune To premiere in New York City happened. Zendia
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Speaker 1: continued to kill it. Did you see her look, Zenda
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Speaker 1: or Zendia? I think it's Zendeia. She's smoking, she's smoking hot,
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Speaker 1: and her looks on carpets are like unparalleled.
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Speaker 2: Is she still with do you know if she's still
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Speaker 2: with what's his name?
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Speaker 4: Charlie or Charlote mae, Charlotte.
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Speaker 3: No, she's not Tim nos Chalame is with Kylie Jenner.
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Speaker 3: I don't know Spider Man who Tom Holland.
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Speaker 1: Oh, when he was in that one show that I
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Speaker 1: started watching and never finished, that weird one, That weird
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Speaker 1: one where he makes things up in his mind. He
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Speaker 1: thinks things are happening. What the fuck? What means? Day
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Speaker 1: was that Tom Holland? It was really really good and
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Speaker 1: he goes to like a psych word.
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Speaker 3: Hold on, Tom Holland.
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Speaker 1: Crowded room. Yes, I need to finish it. So she
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Speaker 1: looked smoking hot. The other thing that happened was Travis
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Speaker 1: Kelce was back in Vegas celebrating the big win after
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Speaker 1: he went to Australia to support his girlfriend Taylor Swift.
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Speaker 2: Oh, he's still celebrating.
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Speaker 1: He's still celebrating, you guys. Winning the super Bowl is
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Speaker 1: a big effing deal. Of biging deal. And the club
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Speaker 1: I think it was excess played Love Story by Taylor Sure,
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Speaker 1: and he was popping bottles and singing at the top
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Speaker 1: of his lungs. Now to me, I just don't feel
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Speaker 1: like love Story would pop off drunk in the club.
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Speaker 1: I've been drunk in the club before, to love Story,
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Speaker 1: not to Love Story. Fuck.
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Speaker 4: No, I mean I can't get like, I don't think
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Speaker 4: any Craler Swift is like a club song.
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Speaker 2: Oh I think that you could get down to, like
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Speaker 2: the only one.
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Speaker 4: I like his cat eyes. If that plays in the club,
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Speaker 4: I'm walking out.
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Speaker 2: Wow. They could do remix.
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Speaker 1: You could play the one with the remix where it's
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Speaker 1: only her chorus and then it's Kendrick Lamar does the verses.
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Speaker 1: You could play that in the club. But love stories
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Speaker 1: like baby just say yes, like it's like not something
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Speaker 1: like if that came in and I was vibing the
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Speaker 1: club drunk, I don't care if Travis Kelsey's I don't
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Speaker 1: care if Taylor Swift is there herself, I'd be like, like,
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Speaker 1: scratch the record.
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Speaker 2: Can we wrap this up?
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Speaker 1: Can we wrap this up? What the fuck are you
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Speaker 1: talking about? So that happened? I have heard from multiple
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Speaker 1: sources allegedly. I don't want to be sued by.
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Speaker 3: That.
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Speaker 1: This is all pr It don't exist for real. What
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Speaker 1: the NFL needed more money and this was all it
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Speaker 1: could have turned into maybe something. But I've heard I've
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Speaker 1: heard allegedly that he's still out in these streets smash
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Speaker 1: and they know, Yeah, maybe.
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Speaker 2: They have an open relationship.
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Speaker 1: Don't come for me, Swifties. I'm just reporting the news
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Speaker 1: that I've heard, and I'm only reading the Head album.
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Speaker 3: Do you think that there's a world in which they
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Speaker 3: have a mutual understanding.
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Speaker 2: They're both hot, so they.
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Speaker 1: Think there's no mutual understanding. You come correct and you
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Speaker 1: are romantic and you love on me. Now, it could
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Speaker 1: have been like something that was set up and then
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Speaker 1: maybe turned into something real. But I have heard allegedly.
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Speaker 3: Wow, I just feel like she's way more open now.
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Speaker 3: I feel like she probably has threesomes. Sometimes.
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Speaker 2: I feel like I just.
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Speaker 1: I've heard she's a freak. That's what I'm saying. I
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Speaker 1: have heard.
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Speaker 2: I think she's a little more open now.
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Speaker 3: I could see her having an open relationship with him
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Speaker 3: and being like, you're hot, I'm hot, you do your thing.
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Speaker 2: I'll do my thing while I'm out of the country.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, that's true. Good for them. Did you guys
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Speaker 1: see Cam Do you know who Cam Newton is?
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Speaker 4: Yes?
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Speaker 1: So Cam new In was recorded being jumped. Now I
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Speaker 1: don't get violence, but my god, this was sexy. I mean,
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Speaker 1: you could hardly call it being jumped as he was
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Speaker 1: throwing these people off of him like he's the hull.
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Speaker 1: He's smoking, just freaking smoke.
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Speaker 4: The way he handles himself.
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Speaker 1: How many people were I was, I think a ton
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Speaker 1: of people and they did, and they just kept coming
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Speaker 1: after him and he was just flinging him off. It
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Speaker 1: was almost like you know when there's like an elephant
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Speaker 1: or some no, what are those movies where you see
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Speaker 1: like the little hyaenas and they're jump and they're jumping
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Speaker 1: on them and they like are shaking them off. You
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Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. I do gvitar Avatar, you know,
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Speaker 1: the big old and those like little scary Doggli and
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Speaker 1: things are jumping on him and he's shaking him off off.
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Speaker 1: That was Cam Newton stinging them off.
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Speaker 2: Did he get hurt.
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Speaker 1: He didn't look like he got hurt.
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Speaker 4: I didn't see the aftermath. All I saw was the
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Speaker 4: video of him flinging them. Wow.
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Speaker 1: He seemed to walk away just as tall and sexy
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Speaker 1: as he see.
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Speaker 4: Now that he got jumped.
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Speaker 2: Jumped you little bitch boys. You jumped in me, little
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Speaker 2: bitch boys.
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Speaker 1: I know, and you needed like twelve of you guys
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Speaker 1: losers broad Daylight at some like convention or something behind it.
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Speaker 4: I know there's tents.
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Speaker 1: Cam was showing up for like a pear. Oh my God,
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Speaker 1: it's all very lame. So Sandoval did an interview and
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Speaker 1: it said that he said that La La missed the
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Speaker 1: mark fashion wise at EMO Night and number one compliment.
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Speaker 1: At the moment I hit the market Emo Knight, someone
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Speaker 1: calls somebody because I'm unwell, okay, I better never hit
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Speaker 1: the mark at EMO Night. Oh no, so not an insult,
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Speaker 1: huge compliment. Also, Sanaval can never talk to me or
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Speaker 1: anybody else about missing a mark fashion wise, because I've
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Speaker 1: talked about this before. I used to like walk into
18:05
Speaker 1: Bloomingdale's or fucking like Nieman's and Nordstrom, and I would
18:09
Speaker 1: look at things and be like, who the fuck would
18:12
Speaker 1: buy that? And then Standva would show up and I'd
18:14
Speaker 1: be like, oh, oh, there we go, and there he
18:17
Speaker 1: is Herman Monsters. You came down in your Herman Monster shoes.
18:24
Speaker 1: They're Louis Vuitton shows. Well, even Louis don't makes mistakes.
18:30
Speaker 1: So anyway, he goes on, Now that I the point
18:33
Speaker 1: of this was. He then says that I've missed the
18:36
Speaker 1: mark many times fashion wise, but it's only the things
18:40
Speaker 1: that he gives are. What is it when you dress
18:43
Speaker 1: up like costumes? Costumes? Oh, I'm not gonna Themes Themes
18:48
Speaker 1: A themes tonight. I always miss the mark, okay, and
18:51
Speaker 1: I will forever miss the mark because I am horrible
18:55
Speaker 1: at dressing up and.
18:56
Speaker 4: I don't care.
18:57
Speaker 3: I have to say, you don't miss the mark because
18:59
Speaker 3: that how hat you kind of started the cowboy hat
19:02
Speaker 3: craze with the sequin.
19:03
Speaker 1: They love to steal from Lalla. But it's fine.
19:06
Speaker 3: And Sandoval missed the mark at the dinner on this
19:09
Speaker 3: past episode with his cowboy ye hot Paisley black and
19:12
Speaker 3: white shirt.
19:12
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I thought you missed.
19:14
Speaker 2: That was a little too or it was a little
19:16
Speaker 2: too on the mark. Whatever it was, wasn't little to.
19:19
Speaker 1: See me see He's great. I'm horrible. So he goes
19:23
Speaker 1: on to say I had there was a time I
19:26
Speaker 1: had this seventies roller skating party and Laala showed up
19:32
Speaker 1: in a boxer's robe, boxing shorts and gloves, and so
19:38
Speaker 1: I'm like, I remember that seventies roller skating party because
19:42
Speaker 1: my dad had just my dad had died that season.
19:45
Speaker 1: I roll next door to Sheen because she fucking remembers everything.
19:47
Speaker 1: I Yoshina that seventies roller skating party, sand of all had,
19:51
Speaker 1: what did I what season was that? And she goes
19:53
Speaker 1: that was season seven. I was like, I knew it.
19:56
Speaker 1: I am very much not in what he claims I
19:58
Speaker 1: was in, all right, but he's a liar, so we
20:01
Speaker 1: know that. Here I am positive vibes in a blue
20:06
Speaker 1: This is the time that I does that, am I.
20:09
Speaker 1: Oh that's cute, very cute, very cute video. I want
20:14
Speaker 1: you to send me this smoking weed like a champion.
20:17
Speaker 1: This was the season of only smoking weed. And I
20:20
Speaker 1: have a dick sucker around my back because I was like,
20:27
Speaker 1: there's I remember this. I've never shown up anywhere in
20:30
Speaker 1: a boxing robe. So here we go, guys, this is
20:34
Speaker 1: the this is what he was talking about.
20:38
Speaker 2: Can we share this?
20:39
Speaker 1: Yes, we're gonna share it. Because here's the thing. You
20:41
Speaker 1: can say whatever the fuck you want. You can say
20:43
Speaker 1: I missed the mark. But what you're not gonna do
20:44
Speaker 1: is lie on me fool all right, Like if you're
20:47
Speaker 1: gonna come and say X, Y and Z, like your
20:50
Speaker 1: receipts need to match, all right, don't try to cook
20:54
Speaker 1: the books, bitch, all right, not with me.
21:00
Speaker 2: He has very selective memories, like I told you on.
21:04
Speaker 1: This selective You mean he makes shit? U? Yes, yes,
21:07
Speaker 1: like he remembers so what we're gonna make a selective memory,
21:12
Speaker 1: or he seems to.
21:13
Speaker 2: I don't know him, but he seems to have.
21:15
Speaker 1: People wanted me to call him out. Remember you, guys,
21:18
Speaker 1: I'm off social media creating a beautiful environment for myself
21:21
Speaker 1: these past few months, and people were asking me, I
21:25
Speaker 1: guess he compared Scan of All to George Floyd and
21:29
Speaker 1: BLM and that whole thing and the OJ Simpson trial.
21:34
Speaker 1: And I don't even know what to say about it,
21:38
Speaker 1: because number one, it's just so out of touch that
21:43
Speaker 1: anyone could ever think like so we all remember that time.
21:47
Speaker 1: It was devastating to the point where not the OJ trial.
21:51
Speaker 1: I was a young child, but when George Floyd and
21:54
Speaker 1: his passing happened, like we didn't even do the podcast,
21:58
Speaker 1: like we were in a time of like morning and
22:01
Speaker 1: just we really couldn't even wrap our heads around like
22:04
Speaker 1: what society had come to, right Scan of All we
22:09
Speaker 1: were podcasting ar asses off, let's talk about it. Not
22:14
Speaker 1: the same, but it's just it just goes to show
22:18
Speaker 1: how out of touch and he doesn't think before he speaks,
22:22
Speaker 1: and it's so out of just out of touch with
22:26
Speaker 1: reality and what's in front of him that I don't
22:29
Speaker 1: even know what to say, because this is just who
22:30
Speaker 1: he is, and if we keep him under a microscope,
22:34
Speaker 1: we're going to constantly find things that he says where
22:37
Speaker 1: it's like wow, and I just have no desire. I
22:41
Speaker 1: had a beautiful season. It was a lot of ups
22:44
Speaker 1: and downs with my emotions. This season. I was all
22:48
Speaker 1: about myself and my own healing it. Really, you guys
22:52
Speaker 1: will see with him and you may be turned off
22:56
Speaker 1: a bit during scenes just based off of how he's
22:59
Speaker 1: been at acting recently and it's just not adding up.
23:03
Speaker 1: But any conversations that I have there strictly for myself.
23:08
Speaker 1: It sounds corny when people say you forgive for yourself,
23:12
Speaker 1: not other people. It for the first time it rings
23:15
Speaker 1: incredibly true where I'm like, do not give yourself credit
23:19
Speaker 1: in this moment. This is for me to move on
23:22
Speaker 1: and live a really, really fantastic life and what you
23:24
Speaker 1: go on to do is not going to affect me anymore.
23:28
Speaker 1: So with that being said, I just addressed it. Good. Jessica,
23:32
Speaker 1: Yeah you have notes for because vander Pump. Yeah, let's
23:36
Speaker 1: just kick off. Let's do BH real quick. Okay, So,
23:41
Speaker 1: if you guys watched the finale, tonight's the first part
23:46
Speaker 1: of the reunion. Kyle has this white party Easton. I
23:50
Speaker 1: don't know if you know about it. It's literally been
23:52
Speaker 1: happening since season one of BH. This year it was
23:55
Speaker 1: hosted at SOFI and the budget was four hundred thousand dollars.
24:00
Speaker 1: That is badass? Isvo bravo Kyle Richards? No, Kyle Richards
24:08
Speaker 1: is funding this stuff.
24:10
Speaker 3: I have to say, hosted it so FI. I'm actually
24:13
Speaker 3: shocked at it was not more. I know that sounds
24:14
Speaker 3: so out of touch, but I'm dead serious.
24:16
Speaker 1: Can I tell you I thought, yeah, the same thing.
24:20
Speaker 2: I'm shot four hundred grand?
24:21
Speaker 1: Maybe do you think it was because I we've you
24:24
Speaker 1: rarely see an event like that. It's like something so
24:27
Speaker 1: private hosted there and they were like, we're brand new.
24:30
Speaker 1: Maybe you guys could come in show it on BH.
24:32
Speaker 1: It's been a crazy season, Like, come in have it here.
24:35
Speaker 1: We'll give you a huge discount because then other people
24:37
Speaker 1: can see that. You can like, we're not just here
24:39
Speaker 1: to have concerts in football games. You can literally rent
24:43
Speaker 1: this out for a small little party on the football field.
24:45
Speaker 4: Yes, I fourrand right.
24:48
Speaker 3: And that being said, so FI, if you would like
24:50
Speaker 3: to allow us to have an event there.
24:53
Speaker 2: I'm sure we could figure something out. Yeah, but not
24:55
Speaker 2: for twenty bucks and we'll be there.
24:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, ball on a budget. I thought that was amazing.
25:03
Speaker 1: Kevin Lee is back at it. He's planning the party.
25:06
Speaker 1: If we remember Kevin Lee, he planned Pandora's wedding. He
25:09
Speaker 1: does all of lvp's events. He body shamed my friend
25:13
Speaker 1: Katie season six. I want to say, but he did apologize,
25:19
Speaker 1: and in that moment, Kyle also got a few jabs
25:23
Speaker 1: in to LVP. We won't say much about that, but
25:26
Speaker 1: it was just like, it was very interesting to see
25:29
Speaker 1: Kevin Lee show up working for Kyle, and I'll be
25:32
Speaker 1: very curious to see if he ever plans another event
25:35
Speaker 1: for Lisa vander Pump. Yes, or maybe maybe she got
25:38
Speaker 1: rid of him and so he came on for Kyle.
25:42
Speaker 1: But you know what, it's hard to say no to
25:45
Speaker 1: a budget of four hundred thousand dollars. That seems like
25:47
Speaker 1: something that you would want to take on exactly.
25:50
Speaker 3: And there are a handful I've heard of these event
25:53
Speaker 3: planners who just are the ones that it's like not
25:57
Speaker 3: hard to find in LA but I've heard, like, you know,
26:00
Speaker 3: the classic like if you can lock in these eight
26:03
Speaker 3: one of the eight to La event planners, because Mindy
26:06
Speaker 3: Weiss is another.
26:07
Speaker 1: Yes, obviously she's all Kardashian. Yeah, did you guys notice that?
26:13
Speaker 1: When so Moe's there, Kyle comes in and did you
26:18
Speaker 1: notice that? Mauricio says, Hi, how are you? She's like, good,
26:21
Speaker 1: how are you? I thought that was so like, obviously
26:24
Speaker 1: we know they're having issues, right, but like the only
26:28
Speaker 1: time I ask someone how they are, Like even Jessica,
26:30
Speaker 1: who I go like a weekend without saying I don't
26:33
Speaker 1: when she arrives say Hi, how are you?
26:35
Speaker 2: It's so weird.
26:36
Speaker 1: It's so like, haven't seen you in a long time?
26:38
Speaker 1: How's it been?
26:39
Speaker 2: I think that's it. How long do you think it
26:42
Speaker 2: had been between them seeing each other?
26:44
Speaker 4: But every time I see you and mom, I always
26:45
Speaker 4: say how are you? Have you been?
26:49
Speaker 2: That's true. You get in my car and I go,
26:50
Speaker 2: how are you?
26:51
Speaker 1: How are you?
26:51
Speaker 4: Every time I see you in the office and how
26:53
Speaker 4: are you? I could have seen you here and then
26:55
Speaker 4: there are.
26:56
Speaker 1: So maybe I'm just a dick and needs to take
27:00
Speaker 1: They take curiosity in other people it's weird and see it.
27:04
Speaker 1: But for me, I don't say to Jessea how are you?
27:07
Speaker 1: I see, like, how is your weekend for a husband?
27:10
Speaker 1: For an ex husband and wife who share kids.
27:12
Speaker 4: It is a little weird to be like, see, okay,
27:15
Speaker 4: I'm not that, but I just say to you guys,
27:17
Speaker 4: so maybe I'm just.
27:18
Speaker 1: This is why we have the podcast to start the conversation.
27:21
Speaker 1: I thought it was weird. Erica is the performer, looking
27:25
Speaker 1: so freaking hot. Oh I know, I know different. She
27:30
Speaker 1: hits different. Mikey can't even do the prayer because he's
27:36
Speaker 1: so emotional. She's been off stage for four years dealing
27:39
Speaker 1: with just life. That came in with the you know,
27:44
Speaker 1: the side swipe, and can I tell you this is
27:49
Speaker 1: like a this is like you go bitch, Right, she's
27:52
Speaker 1: like now performing Granted it's her friend whatever, but she's
27:56
Speaker 1: not so fie. She's clearly talented. Right. Not only does
28:01
Speaker 1: she come and looking like that, she performs. It's expensive
28:04
Speaker 1: to be me? Are you kidding me? And in the
28:08
Speaker 1: way that they shot her, I had chills all over
28:11
Speaker 1: my body. It was unbelievable. And to see women who
28:17
Speaker 1: have been done so dirty by like these powerful men
28:22
Speaker 1: and then they end up coming out on top and
28:24
Speaker 1: rising and you see like, oh, the powerful one in
28:27
Speaker 1: this dynamic was always her.
28:31
Speaker 3: Yes, I gotta say I've seen, as you can probably tell,
28:34
Speaker 3: clips of this episode, but not the full thing.
28:36
Speaker 2: But I did watch that and I was like, that
28:38
Speaker 2: gave me goosebumps. I was like, this is good.
28:41
Speaker 1: She's such a presence on stage.
28:43
Speaker 4: I know she, I know Kyle's a real one. I'll
28:45
Speaker 4: say that every time it panned to her, she was
28:47
Speaker 4: seeing the lyrics right.
28:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I was.
28:55
Speaker 1: Truly blown away. I was like, Damn, I wonder if
28:58
Speaker 1: it was like this in per the Probably not. Everything's
29:01
Speaker 1: always better, Like even the super Bowl halftime show. It
29:06
Speaker 1: always looks cooler on TV because of like all the
29:08
Speaker 1: camera angles that you get.
29:10
Speaker 2: To hit, don't I disagree.
29:13
Speaker 3: I actually feel like I hear you and I for
29:16
Speaker 3: the super Bowl, yes, but I feel like that was
29:19
Speaker 3: probably so great in person because everyone knew her and
29:22
Speaker 3: the energy, oh the energy for shore energy from her
29:26
Speaker 3: off stage, on stage or however you'd say it, off stage,
29:29
Speaker 3: you'd be feeding from it.
29:30
Speaker 1: I think I have to go to her show in Vegas.
29:32
Speaker 4: Yeah, when is it? Can I come?
29:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, she has a residency. Let's go so dead over here.
29:39
Speaker 1: I and they actually so it was a very quick.
29:42
Speaker 1: Like I want to say, episode when it came to
29:44
Speaker 1: all of the ladies, I don't think that Anna Marie
29:46
Speaker 1: is going to be back. I don't. I don't think so.
29:50
Speaker 1: I don't find her to be wildly interesting, just not
29:55
Speaker 1: housewife material. Yeah, I don't think.
29:58
Speaker 2: You know, I liked her at first. I think we
30:00
Speaker 2: have it. I have me on here saying that. Like
30:02
Speaker 2: the first few I'm like, oh, she's so down to
30:04
Speaker 2: earth and real.
30:05
Speaker 1: I don't want a down to earth housewife.
30:07
Speaker 2: Right, That's the thing that was like that. I was like,
30:10
Speaker 2: maybe this is.
30:11
Speaker 1: Not we have our down to earth housewife. Her name
30:13
Speaker 1: is Kyle Richards. Okay, went from the house, the Palm
30:19
Speaker 1: Springs house that she got from her mother to just
30:23
Speaker 1: hundreds of millions of dollars. All right, that's what I'm
30:26
Speaker 1: trying to see.
30:28
Speaker 2: That's true.
30:28
Speaker 1: That's down to earth for me. The end of it,
30:35
Speaker 1: I would say, was like truly devastating. Jessy, did you
30:39
Speaker 1: watch it Easton?
30:40
Speaker 4: I think you did.
30:42
Speaker 1: So it's like one month later than a week later,
30:45
Speaker 1: and they call the family together and I want to
30:48
Speaker 1: get a little bit cheesy. We'll wrap this up pretty quickly.
30:52
Speaker 1: I want to just think the is it Umanski Umansky
30:58
Speaker 1: slash richer because we have been watching this family for
31:03
Speaker 1: I want to say, what thirteen fourteen years And that
31:08
Speaker 1: conversation where Farah comes over to the house, it's been
31:12
Speaker 1: leaked that Kyle and Mauricio have indeed separated, and they
31:16
Speaker 1: sit in the family room and they have a very
31:18
Speaker 1: difficult conversation and Porsche starts sobbing. I know what it's
31:25
Speaker 1: like to film a reality TV show and it becomes
31:28
Speaker 1: very intense, right, So, just as someone who's a fan
31:32
Speaker 1: of the show, a viewer, someone who's been in it,
31:35
Speaker 1: but also someone who I haven't been in a relationship
31:39
Speaker 1: for that long, I don't know what it's like to
31:41
Speaker 1: really have a solid foundation that you think is solid
31:45
Speaker 1: and then there's a there's only a crack in the
31:47
Speaker 1: house because this motherfucker decided to take a sledgehammer to it.
31:50
Speaker 1: Like literally, we were all good and for them to
31:55
Speaker 1: allow cameras in for us to see, I just want
31:58
Speaker 1: to thank them because that I know that that's not
32:00
Speaker 1: easy and it just goes to show that like we've
32:04
Speaker 1: seen what perfection looks like, we've seen now what cracks
32:07
Speaker 1: look like. And a family that goes from you know,
32:11
Speaker 1: really being very very strong to we don't really know
32:14
Speaker 1: what's next, but to see Kyle, who's been a fabulous wife,
32:19
Speaker 1: a fabulous mother. Then she comes into her own and
32:22
Speaker 1: you see her juggling all of it, like trying to
32:24
Speaker 1: do her own thing while also being a good wife
32:27
Speaker 1: and mom and being supportive to Then they cut to
32:30
Speaker 1: her in her interview and they say, what has happened
32:33
Speaker 1: where you don't know that you can come back from this?
32:35
Speaker 1: And she said, things have happened where the trust is
32:38
Speaker 1: broken and I don't think I can get over it.
32:41
Speaker 1: To see her, even after twenty seven years and four
32:45
Speaker 1: children later, say no matter what, I'm still gonna pick
32:50
Speaker 1: me and I will not compromise my happiness to suit you.
32:56
Speaker 1: And I love this family, and I love this family
32:58
Speaker 1: enough to say, without my happiness, I am worthless to
33:01
Speaker 1: all of you. And I think that's very inspiring for it.
33:04
Speaker 1: And this is it goes back to when I say
33:07
Speaker 1: I resent what Bethany Frankel says because Bravo offers such
33:11
Speaker 1: a platform where there's many women who sit there and
33:14
Speaker 1: they're like, what the fuck is next for me? They're
33:16
Speaker 1: gonna watch people like Kyle Richards and go I'm gonna
33:19
Speaker 1: be okay, I can choose my own happiness and it's
33:22
Speaker 1: still going to benefit other people. So there's that.
33:27
Speaker 2: No, I totally agree.
33:28
Speaker 3: I thought it was beautiful and that is such an
33:31
Speaker 3: important message. And the older I get, the more I
33:35
Speaker 3: feel that it because when I was younger, it used
33:38
Speaker 3: to feel selfish, you know, in like early twenties, like, yeah,
33:41
Speaker 3: but I need to be happy. It's like, you know,
33:43
Speaker 3: so I was a lot of doing a lot of
33:45
Speaker 3: people pleasing. The older I get, the more I'm like,
33:47
Speaker 3: I am worthless if I'm not happy with myself, because
33:51
Speaker 3: I want to give you, guys, what you deserve. But
33:53
Speaker 3: if I'm not happy, you're not gonna get that from me.
33:56
Speaker 3: So I just think it's important. I thought it was beautiful.
33:58
Speaker 1: Good for her, go into every single relationship. I love you,
34:03
Speaker 1: but I will always love me more. Yeah. I know
34:06
Speaker 1: it sounds very strange and foreign, but without having the
34:11
Speaker 1: utmost and highest level of self love, you are worthless
34:15
Speaker 1: to the people around you. Yeah. So anyway, Miami was
34:19
Speaker 1: a little bit snoozy. In honor of the Miami Finale,
34:23
Speaker 1: I wore my Michael Jordan.
34:28
Speaker 2: It's so cool. It has matching sweatpants.
34:30
Speaker 1: You guys do, and I have my Jordan's on that
34:32
Speaker 1: you also can't see, can't mismatch. I actually liked the
34:36
Speaker 1: little scene with Larsa and Marcus him like making her
34:42
Speaker 1: feel because you know, I'm sure that that was tough.
34:44
Speaker 1: When Michael Jordan, your boyfriend's dead, is like, no, I
34:48
Speaker 1: don't approve of the relationship. You would even though Larsa
34:52
Speaker 1: is she's a tough bitch right like I know her.
34:54
Speaker 1: She does not fuck around. It still is like ouch,
35:00
Speaker 1: that doesn't really feel that great. But Marcus swoops.
35:02
Speaker 4: In, but he also laughs about it.
35:04
Speaker 1: He laughs about.
35:05
Speaker 4: It when he was like, well he said no, and
35:07
Speaker 4: like laughs, It's like, well, I mean to me, that
35:10
Speaker 4: was weird.
35:11
Speaker 1: Yes, but also he's not trying to sugarcoat it. And
35:15
Speaker 1: he also says, I respect my dad's opinion, but really
35:19
Speaker 1: the most important one is my mom's, and my mom
35:22
Speaker 1: fucking loves her. So it's like, okay, let's try to
35:26
Speaker 1: balance this out and make our girl feel good. He
35:28
Speaker 1: gives her a promise, ring.
35:30
Speaker 2: Did you see she took him out of all of
35:33
Speaker 2: her socials?
35:34
Speaker 1: Well, I think they broke up actually, but they did
35:36
Speaker 1: spend Valentine's Day together.
35:38
Speaker 2: I think they're working on it.
35:39
Speaker 3: It's what the the paparazzi said.
35:42
Speaker 1: Oh, because they're the insider. Insiders, I don't know. They
35:45
Speaker 1: do know a lot of shit. It's wild. There's always
35:48
Speaker 1: a leak. There's always a leak for a couple grands.
35:52
Speaker 2: Michael Jordan, are you the leak with LARSA?
35:54
Speaker 1: M Jay? I'm Jay's hard up for cash. I love
35:59
Speaker 1: when Mark because it was like, yeah, my dad was
36:01
Speaker 1: in Paris and asked about it. I'm like, hell, bougie, yes,
36:04
Speaker 1: so bougie. Very. My favorite part about the episode, I
36:08
Speaker 1: had three things. The best part Frankie taking the uber.
36:11
Speaker 1: I thought that was really cute. Watching Gerty's relationship with Russell.
36:16
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with them. I want that. I want that.
36:19
Speaker 1: Someone give that to me. Yeah, And also Gerdy ringing
36:22
Speaker 1: the fuck out of the cancer free Bell. Cancer free
36:25
Speaker 1: Bell because after one hundred and twenty seven days, and
36:27
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was of like her chemo
36:30
Speaker 1: and radiation or if that was in total, but after
36:33
Speaker 1: it said after one hundred and twenty seven days, she's
36:36
Speaker 1: cancer free. So it was snoozy. But then at the
36:40
Speaker 1: very end when they said what everyone was up to. Oh,
36:42
Speaker 1: and then we have Nicole who's expecting a baby after Yeah,
36:47
Speaker 1: I was like, oh that's reading finale's really happy. You
36:53
Speaker 1: watch Banner Pumples.
36:55
Speaker 2: Do you know it all?
36:56
Speaker 1: Right? Lets you know it? Did you jump into it?
36:59
Speaker 1: Of course, I but it's you know, it's very different
37:03
Speaker 1: than youre talking about it, right, So you guys, I
37:06
Speaker 1: told you. I'm gonna let y'all run game on it quick.
37:09
Speaker 2: First note is I don't know.
37:10
Speaker 3: I know we mentioned it on this podcast, but Bella,
37:13
Speaker 3: which you see in the first scene with Laala, has
37:16
Speaker 3: since passed.
37:17
Speaker 1: Yeah. I told her in that scene take a little
37:20
Speaker 1: nick and she's.
37:23
Speaker 4: A very good dog.
37:25
Speaker 1: And the long haul.
37:29
Speaker 2: I saw her and I was like, it was beautiful.
37:31
Speaker 1: Little is I aggressive with her? When I look at it, I'm.
37:34
Speaker 4: Like, you're fine.
37:37
Speaker 2: You were fine.
37:38
Speaker 1: Sometimes even when I'm doing something with Ocean and someone
37:41
Speaker 1: records me, I'm like, I.
37:42
Speaker 4: Feel like I'm aggressive. I do too, but then.
37:46
Speaker 1: Maybe but in the moment I'm not like, looking at
37:49
Speaker 1: it on video, I'm like, are weally jolty? I don't
37:53
Speaker 1: know a bit.
37:56
Speaker 2: No, it didn't seem that way. I'm gonna say.
37:58
Speaker 3: For so the first scene I noted was Sandoval at
38:01
Speaker 3: the clothing store with Schwartz.
38:03
Speaker 2: Okay, And this annoyed.
38:05
Speaker 3: Me a little, right because he's talking in the scene
38:07
Speaker 3: and he's going, you know, since and he does this
38:10
Speaker 3: thing where he's like, since Rachel didn't I thought she'd
38:13
Speaker 3: reach out to me on my birthday. I'm not gonna
38:15
Speaker 3: quote it exactly, but since she didn't read reach out
38:18
Speaker 3: to me on my birthday, I figured, you know, something
38:20
Speaker 3: was wrong. And I'm like, okay, can we go back
38:22
Speaker 3: to that time because if you guys, remember she's in
38:25
Speaker 3: a mental health facility and he's out performing. I believe
38:28
Speaker 3: it's around the same time, saying using this scandal situation
38:33
Speaker 3: on stage as like a funny bit and to get
38:36
Speaker 3: people to like. So he's doing I think a slightly
38:40
Speaker 3: the victimy thing again where he's like, you know, she's
38:43
Speaker 3: just not speaking to me. Yeah, And in my opinion,
38:45
Speaker 3: for a good point, if you guys said I love you,
38:48
Speaker 3: I know this whole situation is fucked up.
38:50
Speaker 2: But let's just take him and Rachel.
38:52
Speaker 3: If you guys said I love you and you were
38:53
Speaker 3: in love and you couldn't stay away from each other,
38:56
Speaker 3: you are being a terrible partner in this scenario. She's
39:02
Speaker 3: at a mental health facility, the Love Your Love, yet
39:05
Speaker 3: you're out doing all these things and on stage and
39:09
Speaker 3: acting kind of like an ass. And then you're like, well,
39:11
Speaker 3: she hasn't reached out to me yet, no shit. Good
39:14
Speaker 3: for her, actually, Bravo.
39:15
Speaker 1: I know, isn't it interesting? Yeah, like the two people
39:19
Speaker 1: who were involved in it. One takes a step of
39:22
Speaker 1: getting treatment. Yeah, right, And here Sandoval is upset that
39:27
Speaker 1: Shina reached out to him when his friend died. But
39:30
Speaker 1: how dare you reach out to me when my friend
39:31
Speaker 1: died when you've been doing all these podcasts? Well, why
39:34
Speaker 1: would she reach out to you when you've been like
39:37
Speaker 1: using this as a bit. You're so upset about all
39:39
Speaker 1: of us making money. It doesn't look like you were
39:41
Speaker 1: sitting there hard up for cash. You were also using
39:44
Speaker 1: it as a bit performing, you know, And this rocked
39:48
Speaker 1: her fucking world.
39:49
Speaker 2: Yes, and so part a big part of me I
39:52
Speaker 2: just said like.
39:53
Speaker 1: And here's for her. Yeah, And you know what, here's
39:55
Speaker 1: the thing. And people are like, you're going way easier
39:57
Speaker 1: on uh, Sam of all than you you did Rachel.
40:02
Speaker 1: And again, Rachel didn't give me the opportunity to be
40:05
Speaker 1: soft with her, she just like disappeared great, fine, whatever,
40:10
Speaker 1: but like women always take the brunt of this shit
40:14
Speaker 1: like sand of aal. Yes, he's been taking a beating,
40:18
Speaker 1: but nowhere near Raquel. And even when they are, she's
40:24
Speaker 1: greater me telling her she's a fucking dumb ass, you're
40:28
Speaker 1: a whore, Like it's intense for a chick. Yeah.
40:31
Speaker 3: And even when the guys are labeled like cheaters or whatever,
40:34
Speaker 3: it's almost like a bit.
40:36
Speaker 2: Of a yeah.
40:36
Speaker 3: They go, well, yeah, he's a cheater, but it's it's
40:38
Speaker 3: followed by but he's.
40:40
Speaker 2: Like, you know, guys will be guys.
40:41
Speaker 1: She's a horse.
40:42
Speaker 2: Stay always disgusting women, don't you know.
40:45
Speaker 3: It's like the the undertone of like, well, women shouldn't
40:47
Speaker 3: act that way, but men, you know, they think with
40:49
Speaker 3: their penises.
40:52
Speaker 1: Well I think with my vagina.
40:53
Speaker 3: So yeah, sorry, that one doesn't have a head on it.
40:58
Speaker 2: As a glitterist, though, you can think with your.
41:00
Speaker 1: Clips, mini mini mind, mini mind.
41:07
Speaker 2: Okay, Easton, Well, I don't want to keep going.
41:10
Speaker 4: I was just going to say, like, even like Santoval
41:12
Speaker 4: when they were shopping and they were talking about that,
41:14
Speaker 4: like Santaval even trying to like inch At, like, well,
41:18
Speaker 4: I think you need to like talk about this and
41:20
Speaker 4: you know, mend relationships.
41:23
Speaker 1: Schwartz you mean no, oh yeah.
41:25
Speaker 4: Schwartz to Sandal and Sandoval is just sitting in the corner.
41:28
Speaker 4: He goes, I just want to have a good weekend.
41:30
Speaker 4: It's like, well, you got to accept the fact before
41:33
Speaker 4: you can have a good weekend with people my guys
41:35
Speaker 4: like playing. And it is to the point where I
41:38
Speaker 4: was thinking about it, and Schwartz almost needs needs to
41:43
Speaker 4: give Sandoval like an ultimatum, like you need to apologize,
41:47
Speaker 4: you need to take accountability, and if you don't, you're
41:50
Speaker 4: going to lose me. Because I feel like they are
41:53
Speaker 4: a good group of friends right there. And it's like
41:56
Speaker 4: I feel like if you were to give them that ultimatum,
41:58
Speaker 4: because that's all I've said, and I can't be a
41:59
Speaker 4: day worse accountability.
42:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it.
42:02
Speaker 4: Even James said it once. He can say that I
42:05
Speaker 4: did this and I fucked up. He'll listen to him, right, yeah,
42:08
Speaker 4: And that's all he has to do. And I feel
42:09
Speaker 4: like Schwartz is the only one that maybe can give
42:11
Speaker 4: him that ultimatum.
42:12
Speaker 1: I'm not envious of most of the people on my
42:15
Speaker 1: cast see I never had a relationship with him. Yeah, yeah, no.
42:21
Speaker 1: So for me, it's like there's nothing to mend. It's
42:23
Speaker 1: like I can forgive you for my own sake, but
42:26
Speaker 1: like we weren't friends before this, so I we don't
42:29
Speaker 1: need to be friends after. Whereas, like, what do you
42:32
Speaker 1: do if you've been done dirty like this and he
42:34
Speaker 1: was your best friend? It's hard to find the gray
42:37
Speaker 1: with someone who you've known for fifteen years and who
42:40
Speaker 1: was like.
42:40
Speaker 4: Your brother and watched you date and get engaged to
42:44
Speaker 4: that woman.
42:45
Speaker 2: Very weird, Yeah, very weird. Okay, do you guys want.
42:48
Speaker 1: To copy.
42:54
Speaker 4: In the head You're like, oh, I remember.
42:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's not okay? Really quick?
42:58
Speaker 3: I just want to touch on the Brock and Sheen
42:59
Speaker 3: and nanny situation, because as a full time nanny myself
43:03
Speaker 3: when I was back in Nashville, I.
43:04
Speaker 2: Saw this a lot and I heard, I heard.
43:08
Speaker 3: I understood Sheena's side, but I also felt for Bronck.
43:11
Speaker 3: Here's what I saw. I would be a full time
43:13
Speaker 3: nanny for a family. If I was ever out of
43:15
Speaker 3: town or whatever, they'd have an in law come in
43:18
Speaker 3: or a mom come in to stay with the kids
43:20
Speaker 3: for the week or stay at the house, and it,
43:22
Speaker 3: oh a lot of times caused tension because it just
43:25
Speaker 3: you can't treat your mother like you treat an employee.
43:28
Speaker 2: I was not treated bad, I was not mistreated.
43:31
Speaker 3: I was just an employee and that was my boss.
43:34
Speaker 3: So as the nanny, I was able to be.
43:36
Speaker 2: More of a boundary, more of a boundary with as
43:38
Speaker 2: the mom.
43:39
Speaker 3: It's like the mom can go you know, the parent
43:41
Speaker 3: would say, we'll do this with her, and the mom
43:43
Speaker 3: would go, no, I don't want to, I want to
43:44
Speaker 3: take her.
43:45
Speaker 1: It was just a weird Well that's exactly what happens,
43:48
Speaker 1: okay with brock Sheen and Erica. Okay, And by the way,
43:51
Speaker 1: if I had a man, it would be the same
43:53
Speaker 1: with my mother, right, because they think that they know
43:57
Speaker 1: the best thing for the baby because they've raised kids.
43:59
Speaker 1: And then you're sitting there going, well, I think I
44:01
Speaker 1: know what's best for the baby because I shoved out
44:03
Speaker 1: of my vagina. It's a it's a strange dynamic, and
44:10
Speaker 1: I think it's there's a lot of tension between all
44:14
Speaker 1: three of them, and I've seen it because I'm around
44:17
Speaker 1: them a lot. And what's wild is all three of
44:21
Speaker 1: them make sense when you're when you're an outsider looking in, right,
44:27
Speaker 1: But like you said, it's hard to have that boundary
44:31
Speaker 1: when when it's not an employee. It's like, Okay, I'm
44:35
Speaker 1: going to disappear, and I'd like there to be the
44:37
Speaker 1: same structure at my house as there is at your house.
44:40
Speaker 1: But I think they call it nana. Nana is what
44:44
Speaker 1: they call erica. Okay, but Nana and Summer Moon have
44:49
Speaker 1: their own dynamic at that house. And the problem is
44:52
Speaker 1: with like me and my mom or Sheena and her
44:56
Speaker 1: mom is it's not like you get to see gram
45:00
Speaker 1: and Grandma can spoil and like shove chocolate down there,
45:03
Speaker 1: because it's pretty much a daily thing, right, And you
45:05
Speaker 1: don't get to have the same dynamic as like grandson
45:09
Speaker 1: or granddaughter and grandma. Yes, because you're basically a third
45:13
Speaker 1: parent exactly.
45:15
Speaker 3: And I understand also that's a luxury. A lot of
45:17
Speaker 3: families just have to have their parents do it. My
45:20
Speaker 3: parents did it. It's like, yeah, we're not going to
45:21
Speaker 3: pay a full time nanny when they're young. They're twenty
45:24
Speaker 3: one year old parents, they're like, we can't afford a
45:26
Speaker 3: full time nanny, so Grandma's going to be watching you.
45:28
Speaker 3: That being said, if you can't afford a full time nanny.
45:31
Speaker 3: Just seeing the different dynamics and like, you know it,
45:36
Speaker 3: I forgot.
45:36
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I lost my train of fund
45:38
Speaker 2: if it were.
45:39
Speaker 4: If it's up to me, money, no money. I would
45:41
Speaker 4: want somebody in my family to take care of my
45:44
Speaker 4: child for more than twenty four to forty eight hours,
45:47
Speaker 4: for more.
45:47
Speaker 2: Not you wouldn't want.
45:48
Speaker 1: No.
45:48
Speaker 4: I would like, if I'm gone for twenty four hours
45:50
Speaker 4: to forty eight hours, I want somebody in my family
45:53
Speaker 4: to be watching over.
45:55
Speaker 2: Ch versus a stranger.
45:57
Speaker 4: If I'm going out to dinner, throw to anyone right now.
46:00
Speaker 2: She INA's point. That was her point.
46:01
Speaker 3: She's like, why would she not be watched by family
46:04
Speaker 3: and a stranger would be staying?
46:05
Speaker 2: And that's a great point too.
46:06
Speaker 3: My mom said that she goes, when you have a baby,
46:08
Speaker 3: I'm living out there, because why would you leave your
46:09
Speaker 3: baby with any Do you leave it with me?
46:11
Speaker 1: Yeah?
46:12
Speaker 4: No, I know you don't want a stranger living in
46:13
Speaker 4: your house.
46:14
Speaker 1: No, I you don't. But not everyone is that lucky
46:17
Speaker 1: to have their their mom or dad come in and
46:22
Speaker 1: help with the kids. Sheen and I have the luxury
46:25
Speaker 1: of having our mom's help out. You also have to
46:28
Speaker 1: remember Brock was born an athlete. Athletes have so much
46:33
Speaker 1: structure down to like the minutes that they nap for. Right.
46:39
Speaker 1: So when you talk to Brock and he talks back
46:42
Speaker 1: about how he wants Summer Moon to be, it is
46:46
Speaker 1: like talking to someone who is raising a machine, a
46:50
Speaker 1: fine tune machine.
46:51
Speaker 4: Green light, red light.
46:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, green light means you can get out of your
46:55
Speaker 1: your your grip. Red means you stay in the room.
46:58
Speaker 1: By the way, love it. With all I've been dealing
47:01
Speaker 1: with with Ocean, I should have treated her like a
47:04
Speaker 1: fine tune machine, right, like they got it figured the
47:06
Speaker 1: fuck out. But I think it's taking the mindset of
47:10
Speaker 1: an athlete and then just having a parent who's like
47:13
Speaker 1: I just want to raise a toddler and I just
47:15
Speaker 1: want to like survive it. Yeah, very different. Right.
47:19
Speaker 3: Well, just to wrap up the Brock and Sheena scene,
47:21
Speaker 3: I do have to I want to end on this
47:23
Speaker 3: note is that I really really like Brock and Sheena
47:27
Speaker 3: as a couple, and I think I can learn from them.
47:29
Speaker 3: Brock reminds me a lot of Kyle. They're very communicative, Sheina.
47:34
Speaker 3: They have a traditional masculine feminine dynamic that I really
47:38
Speaker 3: look up to and enjoy for me personally, and I
47:42
Speaker 3: just I really like them as a couple and even
47:45
Speaker 3: on the show and outside of the show, I just
47:48
Speaker 3: really respect them as a couple.
47:49
Speaker 4: Well in every conversation that they always have together, no
47:52
Speaker 4: matter how it's going, you can always tell that Brock
47:54
Speaker 4: has Sheena's best interest in mind, which is what I like.
47:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, and really quick, can we touch on your
48:01
Speaker 3: fricking look?
48:03
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
48:04
Speaker 2: Vander Pump? What's it called?
48:05
Speaker 1: Wolf? Wolf? Wolf? Thank you?
48:07
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so good.
48:08
Speaker 1: Thank you. I felt like, wait, no, I was not.
48:15
Speaker 1: I wish I would have known, because I wouldn't have
48:17
Speaker 1: worn I wouldn't have worn my Valentino heels that are
48:22
Speaker 1: like to take a sledgehammer to tile. Also, it looked
48:27
Speaker 1: kind of scary eyes And yeah, I'm not honestly, even
48:32
Speaker 1: if I was in sweatpants, I think I would have
48:34
Speaker 1: did it. Did they show her? I can't remember the
48:39
Speaker 1: I don't think the damn it. What a disservice They
48:42
Speaker 1: just everyone she did it in her fluffy feathery top
48:46
Speaker 1: and her hot pants, her hot shoe pants.
48:51
Speaker 3: You I feel like I saw a clip, whether or
48:53
Speaker 3: not it was on Socials or in a trailer teaser.
48:55
Speaker 1: I don't know, by the way the trailer teaser they
48:58
Speaker 1: put in a bunch of stuff that's gets cut out,
49:01
Speaker 1: But yes, I feel like this week was teeing up
49:04
Speaker 1: for next week. Next week. I lose my god. I mean,
49:07
Speaker 1: we were doing so well and then all of the sudden,
49:11
Speaker 1: I just am put in front of sand of All
49:13
Speaker 1: and he starts talking to me about some weird shit
49:17
Speaker 1: and I'm staring at him, and then shit just gets
49:20
Speaker 1: real where I'm like, oh my god, pacing throughout the
49:25
Speaker 1: boat and I'm like, am I going mad? Have I
49:28
Speaker 1: gone fucking insane?
49:30
Speaker 4: Does sand of All say that he's been putting himself
49:34
Speaker 4: out there and not you specifically? Or was that just a.
49:37
Speaker 1: Cut No, that's me specifically. No Maston. The day before
49:43
Speaker 1: the news broke that he was having an affair, he
49:46
Speaker 1: does an interview with Page six saying that La La
49:50
Speaker 1: is corny.
49:51
Speaker 2: Corny meant horny.
49:55
Speaker 1: That is what he meant, and that is a fact
49:59
Speaker 1: in the hut that does track that tracked. Oh no, yeah.
50:03
Speaker 1: In Palm Springs, I was like, let me tell you
50:04
Speaker 1: something because my mom was like, do you remember what
50:06
Speaker 1: I told you the other day? And I was like,
50:08
Speaker 1: let me tell you something, Lisa, I'm focused on two
50:10
Speaker 1: things right now, surviving a toddler, yeah, and actively stopping
50:15
Speaker 1: myself from humping any Mary. Okay, that's where my mind
50:20
Speaker 1: is act. If I'm not surviving the toddler in that moment,
50:23
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about fucking So I'm not listening to anything
50:25
Speaker 1: you're saying. Good for you, just saying no. And he
50:29
Speaker 1: says he calls me corny, and then also says she
50:33
Speaker 1: just needs to she's not real. She just needs to
50:35
Speaker 1: be real and share her life more. The universe fucking
50:38
Speaker 1: loves me. That comes out In the next day. Tom
50:42
Speaker 1: Sandoval is having an affair with Recalus. I'm like, what
50:46
Speaker 1: have I done right? Have I done right in this
50:49
Speaker 1: lifetime to where I just get blessings and blessings and blessings?
50:55
Speaker 1: That's called prayer. Have you heard that song by Mary Mary?
50:58
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, what they don't know? When I go
51:01
Speaker 1: home and give me hind close those men, I hit
51:03
Speaker 1: the flow, No, no, never, and she goes, it's the
51:06
Speaker 1: God in me, who got in me?
51:10
Speaker 2: Who my life?
51:11
Speaker 1: I love it. I play it on gospel channels. Really.
51:14
Speaker 1: I occasionally participate in the Gospel channel. Amen, Yeah, let's
51:21
Speaker 1: do ak and relief Easian pop us off my ache.
51:24
Speaker 4: I'm honestly not gonna I don't have one. I'm gonna
51:26
Speaker 4: give It's gonna be a good week. No one said so.
51:32
Speaker 4: I'm excited. I feel good, a bit tired, but we'll
51:35
Speaker 4: get by it. And then my relief of the week
51:39
Speaker 4: has honestly been Mispeaches and all of that going on
51:43
Speaker 4: a pornoy Dave Portnoy making. I have no idea what
51:46
Speaker 4: it is at this point, but I think it was
51:49
Speaker 4: like two hundred thousand dollars two and I do want
51:51
Speaker 4: to get it right. It's in Atlanta, Georgie, Anna based
51:54
Speaker 4: Lifeline Animal Project.
51:56
Speaker 1: You know what shut out to him because he has
52:00
Speaker 1: has always been someone where people look at him and
52:02
Speaker 1: they're like he's a misogynistic prick and not very well
52:06
Speaker 1: maybe true. Well, he adopted Miss Peaches and she's got
52:09
Speaker 1: nipples for days, I know, but they're going away. He
52:14
Speaker 1: loves Miss Peaches.
52:16
Speaker 4: Miss Bernie Burn had big old nipples like.
52:19
Speaker 1: He was talking about saving animals on this like Fox
52:21
Speaker 1: News channel, and they were like protident. And Biden had
52:24
Speaker 1: a dog who but twenty five times and he was like, well,
52:26
Speaker 1: Dad says more about the owner. If your dog's bitten
52:29
Speaker 1: twenty five times, it's not getting the love that it deserves.
52:31
Speaker 4: If that dog's not getting enough of love and attention.
52:33
Speaker 1: And you know what he said something that I stand
52:37
Speaker 1: firm with as well. There's no such thing as bad dogs,
52:40
Speaker 1: only bad owners agree. I agree, all right, Jessica.
52:45
Speaker 2: My ache and relief is in one.
52:48
Speaker 3: So my relief is that I went to the jiu
52:53
Speaker 3: jitsu qualifiers at ten Planet headquarters.
52:57
Speaker 2: Not I didn't compete. I just went to watch him.
53:00
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Ho? How you competing?
53:04
Speaker 2: That is going to be mad, that's April or May.
53:07
Speaker 3: But so I went with my crew from tenth Planet
53:11
Speaker 3: Burbank and it was so fun.
53:13
Speaker 2: I loved watching it.
53:15
Speaker 3: But the ache is that I had never been there before.
53:18
Speaker 3: So it's a small it's a gym, and I just
53:21
Speaker 3: kept using the men's restroom on purpose, No, not on purpose,
53:26
Speaker 3: but I kept walking back and it was there.
53:28
Speaker 1: I mean, it's Los Angeles, right, but there.
53:30
Speaker 2: Was a clear like I didn't I just wasn't thinking
53:32
Speaker 2: a lot was going on.
53:33
Speaker 3: There was a men's restroom and right next door, right
53:35
Speaker 3: next to it, was a women's restroom, and I kept
53:37
Speaker 3: going into the men's and I saw a couple of
53:39
Speaker 3: people like, like, I want because urinals were out in
53:41
Speaker 3: the open, so if I walk in, a man would
53:44
Speaker 3: be peeing and I would see I didn't see that, but.
53:46
Speaker 1: There you'd think you'd bought a urinal in front of you.
53:49
Speaker 3: I saw a million urinals, and I just thought, oh,
53:51
Speaker 3: interesting that there are urinals.
53:52
Speaker 1: And you thought how to addressed it? Yes, you thought
53:55
Speaker 1: how progressive. That's amazing.
53:56
Speaker 3: Literally just went pee three times and then I finally
53:59
Speaker 3: walked out.
54:00
Speaker 1: No, not in the toilet.
54:03
Speaker 3: But I walk back and I'm like, oh, yourinals, And
54:05
Speaker 3: then I go I do that like three times, and
54:07
Speaker 3: finally the third time I walk out and a girl
54:09
Speaker 3: comes up to me and she goes.
54:10
Speaker 2: Hi, this is the men's restroom.
54:13
Speaker 1: And now she's lucky that you didn't identify it because
54:16
Speaker 1: I could go real.
54:17
Speaker 3: Wrong, I know, And I was like, she's like, oh,
54:19
Speaker 3: She was like, I don't know if you know this
54:21
Speaker 3: is the men's restroom.
54:21
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, that's fine, Yeah, that's fine.
54:23
Speaker 2: And god, so that was fun.
54:30
Speaker 1: But the amount of times that I've also done that
54:33
Speaker 1: though it's fine, don't worry about it. You know whatever, four.
54:41
Speaker 4: Use whatever restroom you want. That's why I should walk
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Speaker 4: in on me.
54:45
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to relieve myself. Okay, that's it, because
54:49
Speaker 1: I rock it until I literally can't until my eyeballs
54:52
Speaker 1: are floating. Not good for your bladder, law, Oh really,
54:57
Speaker 1: I thought it made it bigger. No, I longer so
55:00
Speaker 1: I can wait longer, so I can go round round
55:05
Speaker 1: tread And you're.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how you can get like now, bladder infections
55:11
Speaker 4: and things like that. You know, holding pea for too long.
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Speaker 4: You don't want that.
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Speaker 1: Oh god, I need to do more more research on
55:19
Speaker 1: the human body. All right, my age, hyen, fuck you,
55:24
Speaker 1: I'm the most I come from No, no, no, I come
55:27
Speaker 1: from Kent Burningham. Okay, do you know what that name means?
55:32
Speaker 2: Was he so hygienized?
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, my father, I think as well. So
55:36
Speaker 4: I think I do.
55:36
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. He'd come up to me
55:38
Speaker 1: and be like, so, I noticed that the toothbrush that
55:43
Speaker 1: I laid out for you, I still had toothpaste on it.
55:45
Speaker 1: Did you not brush your teeth this morning? I did
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Speaker 1: brush my teeth this morning, dad. But I'm sixteen years
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Speaker 1: old and use my own bathroom. I don't come into
55:53
Speaker 1: your bathroom to brush my teeth any longer, and havn't
55:55
Speaker 1: for quite some time.
55:56
Speaker 2: That's so cute.
55:58
Speaker 1: Watch watching I haven't. I haven't seen you use the
56:02
Speaker 1: Q tips in a while. Do we need to talk
56:05
Speaker 1: about it? I'm like, I use my own bathroom. I
56:08
Speaker 1: use my own bathroom.
56:09
Speaker 2: That is so cute. I didn't know this about him.
56:11
Speaker 2: I love it.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I love the most. That's why Ethan. Don't fuck
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Speaker 1: with me?
56:16
Speaker 4: Dude?
56:17
Speaker 1: All right, moving on, choke, what's your age and release?
56:24
Speaker 1: My ache of the week is I don't like giving
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Speaker 1: people like this any attention. But now I'm pissed off.
56:30
Speaker 1: All right. So there's this stupid bitch. So that's okay.
56:35
Speaker 1: Her name's Jennifer O'Brien. Okay, and I'm outing her now
56:38
Speaker 1: because she's she's pissing me off. She is a writer
56:45
Speaker 1: for reality What is this reality one reality? She's a
56:53
Speaker 1: writer for reality reality. Okay. Now, the moment you see
56:58
Speaker 1: your face, you know she's fucking annoy right. You see
57:01
Speaker 1: that face and you're like, oh, you're a miserable fuck. Yeah,
57:03
Speaker 1: I'm dragging this hug. You want to fucking go Toe's bitch,
57:06
Speaker 1: I ain't the one. Now, I'm fine with her making
57:09
Speaker 1: her little measly sum of money off of like an
57:12
Speaker 1: article about Laala as a bitch or Laala as a
57:15
Speaker 1: whore or Lala's whatever. Right, don't care. What I do
57:20
Speaker 1: care is when you start talking about sobriety as if
57:25
Speaker 1: you know one fucking thing about it. All right. She
57:29
Speaker 1: goes on to write about people on Reddit did not
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Speaker 1: respond kindly to me, saying in my interview, I don't
57:34
Speaker 1: recognize uh California sober or sober curious? Okay. And she
57:40
Speaker 1: talks about how it's not sitting right and people I
57:44
Speaker 1: could be setting people back and wanting to make a change.
57:46
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. If you're trying to make
57:48
Speaker 1: a change in your life by cutting out marijuana or
57:52
Speaker 1: drinking or cutting out drinking but not marijuana or whatever
57:55
Speaker 1: it may be, I'm not the person to look up to. Okay.
57:58
Speaker 1: I do not recognize those things. I don't because I've
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Speaker 1: sat in rooms with people who have who have told
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Speaker 1: the most horrific stories, okay, where the only way out
58:09
Speaker 1: of it is to never pick up a drink or
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Speaker 1: a substance ever again. Right, this woman, this Jennifer O'Brien
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Speaker 1: shedding light on what people are saying on Reddit. Okay,
58:20
Speaker 1: they've never gotten the phone calls that I've gotten where
58:23
Speaker 1: people are desperate. I'm gonna start getting emotional desperate. They've
58:29
Speaker 1: tried to stop drinking, they only smoke weed, they only
58:32
Speaker 1: do mushrooms. Okay, and they call me or text me
58:36
Speaker 1: saying I met you however many years ago. I met
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Speaker 1: you last week, and I'm begging for someone to help
58:42
Speaker 1: me get sober to live. For this woman to write
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Speaker 1: anything beyond there is sobriety and there is not is
58:54
Speaker 1: so fucking reckless. And that is the only reason why
58:59
Speaker 1: I am outing this, Jennifer O'Brien right now, because I
59:02
Speaker 1: could not believe it. How dare you sit in the
59:05
Speaker 1: rooms that I've sat in and then you can talk
59:08
Speaker 1: about it, because I guarantee you you're gonna leave there
59:10
Speaker 1: and you're gonna have the same opinions that I have.
59:13
Speaker 1: Those rooms are saving people's lives, and those people are sober. No,
59:17
Speaker 1: I don't recognize anything. They're sober. There's not period. And
59:21
Speaker 1: if you don't like what I'm saying, fucking kick rocks.
59:25
Speaker 1: Blow me. Jennifer O'Brien.
59:27
Speaker 2: Is she sober?
59:27
Speaker 1: I do it?
59:28
Speaker 2: Is she sober or no? She's just speaking on sobriety
59:30
Speaker 2: not being said.
59:31
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, if she were sober, she
59:32
Speaker 1: wouldn't have written like she's pissing me off with that
59:36
Speaker 1: shite anyway, shame, shame, fuck you, Jennifer O'Brien. I can't
59:42
Speaker 1: stand that. Ho my relief of the week. He's getting
59:48
Speaker 1: that off my chest. I've been suiting was that producer John.
59:55
Speaker 1: Producer John brought me Sinmon Girl Scout cookies. Most people
59:59
Speaker 1: bring the Samoa's. I'm fine with that because those are good,
1:00:02
Speaker 1: but people don't know that the thin mints are actually
1:00:05
Speaker 1: my most favorite and they were my dad's favorite too.
1:00:07
Speaker 1: I also finished the book The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo.
1:00:11
Speaker 1: It was absolutely fantastic. I believe it's an older book,
1:00:15
Speaker 1: but I recommend you guys reading anyway. WHOA, that just
1:00:19
Speaker 1: got real heated, reil heated that was And if you
1:00:24
Speaker 1: have a problem, Jennifer O'Brien, you can send it to
1:00:27
Speaker 1: fucking Darryl because people, because as Dorinda says, eagles don't
1:00:31
Speaker 1: fly with pigeons. Bitch. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy
1:00:36
Speaker 1: it on. I wonder if we'll get any sponsors on
1:00:41
Speaker 1: this podcast. No, I hope not. Anyway, I love you
1:00:47
Speaker 1: guys so much. Reminder that the video of this comes
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1:00:59
Speaker 1: and it's on YouTube. And Happy hump Day, everybody, go out
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