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Taking the leap on expired Miracle Whip · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: I thought we were done, but we're not.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have to come back to the text line for just a minute here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: This all comes on the heels of this electronic nose that's being developed so that people eventually could buy it, have it ready to go.
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  SPEAKER_00: So if you're checking something out in your fridge and you're like, do I or don't I?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I like I want to, but I also don't want to hate this food for the rest of my life.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then, um, you know, the reality to it is there's a lot of handy thing features to this.
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  SPEAKER_00: But then the other thing, we drifted into now this Jimothy the raccoon.
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  SPEAKER_00: And uh thanks, Natalie.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why am I not surprised that you sent this to Allie?
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  SPEAKER_00: But she said, Allie, I just sent you a great raccoon account to follow.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're called the Raccoons.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I think raccoons are pretty dirty and gross, actually.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know I touched it when I was a kid because my girlfriend had it as pets, but they just seem like they're gonna either bite your finger off, bite your face off, and give you rabies simultaneously.
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  SPEAKER_00: All at the same time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Merle's back again.
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  SPEAKER_00: He made a good point.
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  SPEAKER_00: We were joking how we grew up in a time where, and because you said you didn't like to waste food.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: We grew up in a time, Allie and I did, where the the I'm not joking.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is not like trying to be, you know, some funny thing here.
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  SPEAKER_00: There was always the fear because Ethiopia had nothing, and somehow that ingrained into our mental society that, you know, uh, and he goes, he goes, Yeah, if we didn't eat an Ethiopian past, I remember hearing things like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or do you know how much a baby in Africa would love this corn dog right now?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: So this is why we had to clean our plates and we are all on GLP ones now.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's our damn parents.
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  SPEAKER_01: Samantha, I will cut the moldy spot off of a block of cheese and eat the rest.
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  unknown: Oh, I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Stop right there a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know somebody else who does that, does this, and I cannot.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, my mother was born during the depression, okay?
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  SPEAKER_00: Traveled through World War II as a young girl.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, and and went on from there.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is something that I feel came from that era because if I get a block of Colby Jack out of the fridge and it's even turning white spots.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I won't do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_00: The whole block.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's gone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Every well, not every day, but Scott will say, Will you look at this bread?
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  SPEAKER_01: Smell this bread.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Does this bread does it and there's usually I had to say it, but there's usually almost always like a white spot or something.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, don't do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: And Samantha, I see the year you were born because you're properly registered.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you're not that old, but that must have come from your parents, where because I can't do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I like you said you're not that old.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're not.
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  SPEAKER_00: She was born.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's younger than me.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I shouldn't say the year she was born.
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  SPEAKER_00: She was born the year I graduated high school.
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  SPEAKER_00: Jesus, I'm old.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right, one more.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is the one that we've got to turn to the audience here before we move on, because I have a lady that I had to move from yesterday to today, but she said she could call really early.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's got a dating thing, and I want your opinion on this.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna I'm literally gonna get to her in two minutes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: But 3386 said, Scott, I need a ruling, which means I'm gonna send it to you guys.
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  SPEAKER_00: Unopen Mirac Whip three weeks past the buy date.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_00: Really?
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  SPEAKER_00: You're a no.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're a hard no.
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  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely not.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm leaning towards Mayonnaise is something you don't mess with.
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  SPEAKER_01: May Miracle Whip's not mayonnaise.
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  SPEAKER_01: Either.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's in the same family.
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  SPEAKER_01: Gross.
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  SPEAKER_01: We think so.
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  SPEAKER_01: But here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uno.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is still, it's uh okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Think about when you think about when you have a salad, like a broccoli salad or a pasta salad or a mac salad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can't compare the two.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, but hold on.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you have it can have miracle whip in it, whatever it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: But we're at we're at a picnic and it's out in the sun, and the the running joke is like, I don't know if you should eat that.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's just a cyclospora.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's been out in the sun too long.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's the way I feel about that miracle whip that's past its prime.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, Ali's a hard no.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna say you're good because it's unopened.
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  SPEAKER_00: What do you I will leave it to the audience?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: You're saying it's good until you get raging diarrhea.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, that's a thing now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, you guys text us really quick, either the Wink 106 app, Twin Tears Magic, or My Radio Jams.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna we're gonna decide for 3386 worthy of cracking o it unopened.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is factory sealed still, three weeks past the date.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tiffany would say, go in.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're a hard no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Does three three eight six go in for this?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh being that you guys decide before we talk to our girl about our date.