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The Inauguration _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _557(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: I have some tour dates to let you know about.
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  Speaker 1: East Lansing, Michigan, February 27th. We'll be performing there. Victoria, B.C.
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  Speaker 1: in the Canada on March 16th. College Station, Texas. Belton,
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  Speaker 1: Texas over there. Oxford, Mississippi in the Hotty Toddy Belt. Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Nashville, Tennessee.
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  Speaker 1: My home currently. And maybe forever. We'll see how God
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  Speaker 1: does the zoning in my life. Winnipeg in the Canada
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  Speaker 1: and Calgary in the Canada right there. Get all your
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  Speaker 1: tickets at theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. Thank you so much for
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  Speaker 1: your support. And this is still the Return of the
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  Speaker 1: Rat Tour. I think we're going to end this tour
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  Speaker 1: at some point this year, but that's the one it
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  Speaker 1: is for now. Thank you. Good day, sir. I said
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  Speaker 1: good day. It's been a week. It's been a week.
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  Speaker 1: What's been happening? Oh, this, I, um, good day. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, let me say that to you. And this
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  Speaker 1: is the day that we have been given. And, um, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm happy to be here and alive with you
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  Speaker 1: today on planet Earth at this time in existence. And
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  Speaker 1: here we are. Um, what is going on? I'll tell, Oh, this,
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  Speaker 1: I fricking, um, I'm in Los Angeles, right. And I
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  Speaker 1: forgot that I have a, uh, Jeep Cherokee out here. And, um,
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  Speaker 1: it's probably maybe six, seven years old or something. And
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  Speaker 1: I forgot that, um, I wasn't driving my car at home, right.
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  Speaker 1: In Nashville. So the other day I thought my car
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  Speaker 1: got stolen. So I call the, um, police or whatever, or,
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  Speaker 1: you know, yes, the authorities, they come, the guy, we're standing,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like telling him, describing, uh, my car, which is
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  Speaker 1: a cyber truck. And I know that's alarming and it
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  Speaker 1: makes a lot of people sad and that's okay. Um,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm describing, and it is, it's a, it's very, it's,
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  Speaker 1: it's like driving like a, um, molar filling, For the
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  Speaker 1: Statue of Liberty, you just feel like you're driving this
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  Speaker 1: huge molar filling for some gigantic thing. But anyway, besides
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  Speaker 1: all that, I call the police. I'm telling the guy,
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  Speaker 1: took a while, waited probably 40 minutes. I'm telling the officer,
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  Speaker 1: explaining the vehicle and stuff. And I reach in my pants.
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  Speaker 1: I have car keys, right? I have car keys. And
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  Speaker 1: the guy, and I said, well, these are the keys
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  Speaker 1: to it. And I gave them to him. And he
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  Speaker 1: presses the button and the fucking... Dude, the car was
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  Speaker 1: like fucking five cars away. I thought that I had...
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  Speaker 1: I was driving my Cybertruck. I just forgot. I thought
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  Speaker 1: I was driving my truck and I just... I forgot
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  Speaker 1: because I just hadn't been in Los Angeles in so
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  Speaker 1: long and I just forgot that I was driving this Cherokee,
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  Speaker 1: the Jeep. So... the Jeep, like I'm a multi-car owner, but, um, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: absolutely embarrassing and just ridiculous. And just, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I was to describe the vehicle to him,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and describe the vehicle. And first of all,
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  Speaker 1: when you're describing a cyber truck, you're like, yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: looks like a, uh, if you fucking can't, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it looks like a UFO that couldn't make it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: that's kind of what, you know, it's just very, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it looks like a, like you're driving a
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  Speaker 1: sand wedge or something. So just that, that alone is,
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  Speaker 1: is bizarre. And then I was like, yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what happened. I ran inside here for a little
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  Speaker 1: bit and I came out and it was gone. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling that, and then I have the keys. And
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  Speaker 1: then I, I think I, that's where my glitch was.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, and I guess I, I still
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  Speaker 1: have the keys, and I give them to him. He
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  Speaker 1: fucking presses the thing, the keys to my Jeep, and bam,
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  Speaker 1: it's fucking right there. So anyway, whatever. That's where I'm at.
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  Speaker 1: What else? Let's get into it, man. I just got
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  Speaker 1: back from the inauguration in the USA, and I was,
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  Speaker 1: let's play some, let's play, let's lead into it with
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  Speaker 1: a little instrumentals.
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  Speaker 2: U-U-S-A Inauguration Inauguration.
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  Speaker 1: Very beautiful. That's Canon in D major right there. If
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  Speaker 1: you're into that sort of thing. Yeah, I was just,
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  Speaker 1: I took a red eye flight. And so I got
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  Speaker 1: in probably 6.30 in the morning, had to get dressed
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  Speaker 1: in the car and took this suit that I have on,
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  Speaker 1: got dressed in the car, went to, got dropped off
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  Speaker 1: at a hotel, right? And you couldn't, you couldn't go
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  Speaker 1: within like five blocks of the hotel. You had to, there,
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  Speaker 1: you couldn't drive up to it. So got dropped off.
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  Speaker 1: So when it's walking, um, and it's cold, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when you're like, you know, you're hurrying because we had
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  Speaker 1: to get there by a certain time by 8am to
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  Speaker 1: make sure, um, that I could be like legit or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess, so I'm changing in this thing and
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know the man, the man, the driver of the, um,
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  Speaker 1: car that picked me up. He was a, he was
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  Speaker 1: from a, like a United Nations area or whatever. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? He, this guy was a, he,
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  Speaker 1: we probably got him in a trade or something. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how he got him, but he didn't speak
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  Speaker 1: a lot of English and that's okay. And I didn't
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  Speaker 1: speak a lot of his language. So we just were,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we were different. We were verbally kind of
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  Speaker 1: different people. And so anyway, I'm like, and I've never,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'd have to change in this car. And
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  Speaker 1: so it's just like, um, yeah, it's weird. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I had to change down to complete nudity, you know,
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  Speaker 1: down to just, um, you know, just under the Lord's
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  Speaker 1: matte finish. You know what I'm talking about? Maybe that
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  Speaker 1: first layer. And so it was just a lot, you know?
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, that happened. And, um, And so anyway, we
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  Speaker 1: get to, we get like, you can only get within
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  Speaker 1: five blocks of this hotel to where I had to
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  Speaker 1: go check in by 8 a.m. And it was called
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  Speaker 1: Hotel Wilfred, Hotel Wilfred, wrote it down. And it was fancy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you go in and there's like a, there's
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  Speaker 1: like a, like somebody has a trumpet or whatever. They're
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  Speaker 1: not even playing it, but they're holding it or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: like a guy standing by the door. And there's some
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  Speaker 1: guy whose job he stands outside. His only job is
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  Speaker 1: to just be cold. He just looks cold. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's like a nice place. It's like a
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  Speaker 1: place you would see on Home Alone where he goes,
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  Speaker 1: where Kevin goes. But, yeah, there's a guy out front.
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  Speaker 1: His job is just to get cold for the rich
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  Speaker 1: people inside so they don't have to do that, right?
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  Speaker 1: So he's just outside just being fucking freezing. That guy
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  Speaker 1: was out there, dude. So I go inside, and there's
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  Speaker 1: nice carpet and everything. And this wasn't where I was staying.
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  Speaker 1: This place was probably, I don't even know how much
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  Speaker 1: it was, but they wouldn't, like, it was a lot.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, everything had carpet, the walls had carpet, the
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  Speaker 1: ceiling had carpet, everything had kind of flooring or whatever, everything. And,
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  Speaker 1: but very fancy, like pictures of like rich, somebody rich
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  Speaker 1: eating something, you know? Like, oh, sirloin or whatever. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: all that shit. So go in there and ask to
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  Speaker 1: use the restroom. They had a guy like the place
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  Speaker 1: was nice. They had a guy who was just looking
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  Speaker 1: at you, who looked like, do we let this dude
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  Speaker 1: use our toilets type of dude? You know, like kind
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  Speaker 1: of like a shit bouncer or whatever they call it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just a dude. And he looked at me
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  Speaker 1: and I could tell he was like visually on the fence.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: But then I kind of gave him like a, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I can handle it type of thing, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: then I went in the bathroom. I'm in there changing
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. I'm in there getting my toothbrush, get toothbrush
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  Speaker 1: and put some lotion on my arms and legs.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Because. Yeah, because I didn't want to. you know, it
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  Speaker 1: was winter time and I get pretty chapped out. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I go and I meet our group in the lobby
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  Speaker 1: and I meet up, there's a guy named Alex Brusiewicz
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  Speaker 1: and he was the guy who got us into be
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  Speaker 1: able to go. And he was a guy also who his, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: his last name, I think Brusiewicz, I don't know. It's
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  Speaker 1: a letters that don't even fucking know each other.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, You could tell some of the letters, if
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  Speaker 1: you write it out, you're like, ah, these bitches, they
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  Speaker 1: never even, these letters don't know each other, you know?
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  Speaker 1: And if you look on the faces of some of
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  Speaker 1: the letters, if you had them lined up, you see
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  Speaker 1: some of the letters like, i don't i don't know
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  Speaker 1: this guy you know point at the letter next to
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  Speaker 1: him or whatever yeah brooks brooks brooks brooks brooks something
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  Speaker 1: like that anyway i get there this is the people
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  Speaker 1: that is in the group okay it is um It
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  Speaker 1: is Kyle from Nelk Boys, right? John Shahidi from Shots
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  Speaker 1: and Happy Dad. Jake Pauls, Logan Pauls. Who else? Let
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  Speaker 1: me think. Jake Pauls, Logan Pauls. Pam Pauls. Pam Pauls.
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  Speaker 1: Pam Logan Pauls. Let me see. Logan Paul's mom is
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  Speaker 1: called Pam. And then Connor McGregor and Evander Holyfield. And
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  Speaker 1: Danica Patrick, right? The race car. You know, she was like,
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  Speaker 1: at first they had like Princess and Mario Kart. And
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  Speaker 1: then right after that, they had Danica Patrick.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 1: you know, one of only two female racers ever. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: that is our group. That's our group, right? And like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know. Let me see. I'd never, I'd
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  Speaker 1: met Evander's one time. Okay. So I'd met Evander. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you this story. I met Evander's. So Evander's is, he,
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  Speaker 1: one time I'm at an airport, I think it's Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: And they had a McDaniels right there. And they had
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  Speaker 1: it all. You know what I'm talking about. They got
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  Speaker 1: it all, baby. They got the McDouble, the Whopper, the Nuggets,
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  Speaker 1: the McNuggets. Everything, you know. They got it all. The McFlurry,
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  Speaker 1: you know. The ice cream machines down. Turn it on, Jack!
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  Speaker 1: That bitch ain't broken. Anyway, so one time I'm at
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  Speaker 1: the Chicago airport. I see.
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  Speaker 1: Evander's Holyfield sitting right there. He was at a table
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  Speaker 1: by himself. He had himself, he got himself a medium fry.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll, you know, I'm the kind of guy that who,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I'm the kind of guy who, if I'm
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  Speaker 1: walking by and I see Evander's Holyfield eating a medium fry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to stop and watch him. You know, and
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  Speaker 1: you don't know you're that type of guy until you're
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  Speaker 1: that type of guy. So I'm walking by. I see
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  Speaker 1: the fry. I see the Holyfield. Bam, brother. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? It's the fucking thriller for Vanilla McFlurry.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Like, I just had to
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  Speaker 1: watch this. So Evander's is sitting there. He's putting fries
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  Speaker 1: into his mouth. And he'd been over the years. He's
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  Speaker 1: accumulated a lot of punches to his face. Right. And
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  Speaker 1: that's no that's historical facts. So some of the fries,
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't even opening his mouth, right? He was just
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  Speaker 1: pushing them through, just pushing them through the, you know,
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  Speaker 1: that pantomouth canal, baby, that, you know, through his face,
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  Speaker 1: through his mouth, just putting them in. And there was
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  Speaker 1: a girl who had been working at the Cinnabon down
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  Speaker 1: about maybe 70 yards, okay? They had a Cinnabon about
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  Speaker 1: 70 yards down the terminal. And I saw her run up.
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  Speaker 1: I saw her run up. And she stopped right in
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  Speaker 1: front of Evander's, and he's there. He's halfway through the
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  Speaker 1: fourth round of a fucking medium fry. And this girl
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  Speaker 1: runs right up, dude, and you could tell she'd left
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  Speaker 1: the counter unattended. I'm not trying to rat anybody out,
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  Speaker 1: but this was a young sister, and she'd left the
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  Speaker 1: counter unattended, Chicago Airport, probably nine years ago, right? Probably
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  Speaker 1: 7 p.m. She runs down, she points right at Evander
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  Speaker 1: and she says, I used to watch you wrestle. I
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  Speaker 1: used to watch you wrestle. So it just goes to
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  Speaker 1: show you can work your whole life doing something and
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  Speaker 1: somebody just, they don't know. People don't know. They think
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  Speaker 1: you rassle. You could be one of the greatest heavyweights
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  Speaker 1: of all time, and somebody thinks you are Coco Beware, right?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody thinks you should have a bird on your shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: It is what it is. No shade to any of
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  Speaker 1: those men. So anyway, that's the group, dude. So now
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting on. So you had to go outside. I
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  Speaker 1: asked the people at the front desk of the Willard Hotel. Nice, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Them bitches, damn. Like, it was old, too. Like, they
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  Speaker 1: had ghosts, I bet. And even the ghosts would have
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  Speaker 1: a fucking wallet on them. That's how rich people, they,
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  Speaker 1: you see a ghost in there and he'd be, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he'd be like, ooh, I'm rich, motherfucker. He wasn't even
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  Speaker 1: scaring people. He's like, that's from fucking poor ghosts, homie.
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  Speaker 1: He was at the strip club, dude, you know? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so we get to the back of the bus. We
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  Speaker 1: sit down. Oh, so as we're going to get outside
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  Speaker 1: to get onto the bus, that's like leaving the hotel.
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  Speaker 1: We go out of the area. Now they have like
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  Speaker 1: Secret Service and everything is very show your ID. Like
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  Speaker 1: every 30 feet, you're showing your ID to somebody, letting
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  Speaker 1: somebody look at you, look at you. You know, some
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  Speaker 1: people touching your glands, the sides of your neck or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody's f * * * ing, you know, somebody's asking
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  Speaker 1: you who your mother is, you know, that kind of shit. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's just somebody like every 30 feet you're clocking in
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  Speaker 1: with somebody. Every 30 feet you're showing your credentials, showing
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  Speaker 1: that wristband, arm. neck brace, everything. They had all kinds
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  Speaker 1: of wrist brace, neck brace, back brace, everything they had,
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  Speaker 1: arm band, neck band, fucking, they had so many things
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  Speaker 1: you had to show to get, keep going, to keep
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  Speaker 1: moving on. So get on the bus. It's a full bus. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: there was a young lady and her husband right in
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  Speaker 1: front of me who were from Louisiana. That was really cool. Um,
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  Speaker 1: she was, uh, she knew my friend Mandy that I
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  Speaker 1: used to date and we was friends. It was her friend.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting next to Danica Patrick from the race car.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? So you know how I am, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to meet a wife, dude. She's got a man.
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  Speaker 1: No judgment. But yeah, it was great. So I sat
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  Speaker 1: by her. And she was awesome, dude. We're just climbing
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  Speaker 1: around having fun. Oh, I forgot to say this. So
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  Speaker 1: right before we start to get into the bus, that's
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  Speaker 1: when Conor McGregor rolls up, bro. Conor McGregor's dude and
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  Speaker 1: this is the fuck you know what I'm saying and
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  Speaker 1: this guy comes up and his suit it was like
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  Speaker 1: they perfectly fitted brother like he just fucking just just
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  Speaker 1: fucking all like they just like the suit had just
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  Speaker 1: been stitched right around him just a second before he
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  Speaker 1: walked into our view and he was just fresh he
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  Speaker 1: was just fucking like he'd been just drinking Irish spring
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  Speaker 1: soap water you know he just looked like he was
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  Speaker 1: just fresh out the tap you know And he was
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  Speaker 1: energetic and he rolls right up, you know. How you going, lad? Hey, class, lad.
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  Speaker 1: You know, just nice, great to meet you, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Just positive. His energy was just a lot of energy.
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  Speaker 1: Like a lot of, and it was, honestly, it was
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  Speaker 1: a lot of good energy that he rolled up with.
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  Speaker 1: Just in right there to the Paul boys. And he
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  Speaker 1: didn't know, I guess him and the Pauls had had
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  Speaker 1: confliction online. And I didn't know it. I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: You don't see me in all the gossip columns and
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  Speaker 1: all of that. But they'd had confliction online, grown men
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  Speaker 1: arguing on the Internet. They'd been doing it. And no judgment, man. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he just comes in with his energy. He had his
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  Speaker 1: energy up like that. And he just had his energy
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  Speaker 1: like that. Like he just found all the pots of
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  Speaker 1: gold they'd ever hidden.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Lord.
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  Speaker 1: Fair play, boys. And that's how he rolled up, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Like the fucking... It was almost like Notre Dame. It's
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  Speaker 1: like if... He was the guy on the little helmet
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. You know, on the hat. He was the
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  Speaker 1: Notre Dame guy. But he was twice as bad as
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  Speaker 1: that fucking little mascot guy they'd had. He could just fucking...
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  Speaker 1: It's like he had a thousand Joe Joyces in each
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  Speaker 1: one of his hands. And he just had the fucking...
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  Speaker 1: Legs strong as the moors, you know? What are moors?
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  Speaker 1: Let me look it up. I think I'm just yelling
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  Speaker 1: stuff out of my head. Group of people with surname
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  Speaker 1: Moore who originated from Ireland. Oh, well.
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  Speaker 3: Moors.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was like a thing. Moors.
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  Speaker 3: Moors.
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  Speaker 1: The cliffs of Moor. There you go. And he had
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  Speaker 1: legs like the cliffs of Moor. and he rolled up
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  Speaker 1: in his head. He said the, he just had the
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  Speaker 1: energy of a fucking, he had the energy. He had his,
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  Speaker 1: he just was full of electricity around. He really was.
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  Speaker 1: He had it. He just had, he just, uh, it
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  Speaker 1: was a, it was a, he had a voraciousness, you know,
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  Speaker 1: his aura was at about six, seven, 7,000, 8,000. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even sure what the exchange rate of that is. And, um,
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  Speaker 1: in British pounds, I think they use them there. What
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: money do they use in Ireland?
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, euros. Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: It's euros or minus buddy. We're going to figure it out.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: But anyway, so that's how he rolled up a lot
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: of electricity. But even just, dude, he knew my name,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: said something nice. So I was like, you know, I
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: was very just, you know, I was like, holy shit, dude.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: So then we get on the bus, right? So I'm
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: sitting next to Danica Patrick, okay? We're sitting in front
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: of Evander Holyfield, dude. You know, and people used to
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: watch him wrestle. And he is a legend. We're on
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: this bus. And then John Shahidi, Kyle from NELC, and
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Kyle Faragard. Faragard? Faragard. I'm not sure. Is it Faragard? Faragard. Kyle.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: They call him Kyle. Obviously, I can tell why. Because people...
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Cause it's after that, it's fucking, you're bothering people. But
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Kyle from Nelk, right. Who looked, who looked like he
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: was going to court to not get in trouble for
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: a serious crime, like a business crime. Like he looked dashing.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: He really did. The man looked dashing. Um, and, oh,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: and then behind them, Jay, uh, oh, and then, um,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Alex Bruce, which John Shahidi, um, And then in the back,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: it was Jake Paul's Logan Paul. Behind them, Pam, Logan's mom,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: and Corner McGregor, the fucking Colorado kid of Ireland. And
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: it was just, and it was awkward. You could see
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: also on everybody's face, because I guess there'd been issues
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: between the Pauls and the McGregors. They'd been having beef
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: online or whatever. And so, uh they've been beefing and
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: so there was issues there and i didn't know it
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: but so it was just awkward you know so i
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: think there was some energy there uh but it was
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: also people was uh they said fair play to each
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: other both of those sides said fair play to each
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: other boys and we're gonna have a good day and
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: we're here for something bigger than bigger than bigger than
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: us you know for uh to witness just a country
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: that has freedom And so the bus took off, took
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: a while. We probably sat there 40 minutes, a lot
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: of laughter and fun stuff. You know, just crazy, dude.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, I can't even believe I'm sitting next to,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: hold on. I'm sitting by Evander Holyfield, dude, right? And
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: you could tell, he can feel like these other boxers
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: in the back, but we know who the fucking dog is,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: you know? And I looked at him like, I'm on
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: your team, brother. You know what I'm saying? If shit
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: gets fucking risky out here, you know, if things get crazy,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: you know, then, then you, you know what I'm saying?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: If he, and he's, you know, he's getting up in years,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: but if you got to even use me as a
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: white Walker just to help you get out of here, mate,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: let us, whatever we got to do, man. So, but yeah,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: but I, I just, I truly can't believe that I'm
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: on this, you know, it's just, it's a, you know,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Do you find yourself in certain moments where you're like,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: this is pretty crazy that you're in a moment, right?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: And it's just regular people for sure. But if you're like,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: this is like, who did we trick or whatever to
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: get in here? You know, like, how did we, I
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: And we didn't trick anybody, but there's a part, there's
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: just like, yeah, you're like, what are we? You know,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: one of these things is not like the other. It
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: just seemed like, I don't know. And I'm not trying
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: to say that like in a self-pity or like pity
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: me way. I just, or like, oh, I don't deserve
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: to be there. I'm just like, it just was fucking
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: kind of a surprising moment. We're all going to a
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: presidential inauguration. I don't know these people.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Do you know?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I know John Shahidi really well.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: He's actually a close friend of mine who runs Happy Dad.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: And I know, who else was it? I, well, I
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: paid for one of Evander's fights before, for sure, when
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: they had early pay-per-view, I know. And I paid for
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: one of Paul's fights. And I met Jake and Logan,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: but I don't know them, you know? So anyway, there
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: we all are. We're on a bus. We get over
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: by the Capitol. And they say, as soon as the
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: thing ends, we have six minutes to get out of
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: the venue and back onto the bus again. before they're
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: going to shut down certain roads. And that was one
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: of the biggest things. All along the outside, when I've
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: been walking towards the hotel and everything, it's probably 10
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: to 30 degrees or 40 degrees or 34, 6, 7 degrees, right?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: It's not a ton of degrees, but it's not like
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: no degrees, but it's like some degrees. You know what
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? But there's military everywhere. Every fucking, you even like,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: like there'd be military, there's like SWAT team, you know, police, sheriffs, undercut,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: like a Marine. Every, there was people in high, there
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: was like, like I went to use a mailbox. I
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: opened it up. It's a fucking military guy in disguise,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: dressed up like a male thing. Like, oh fuck, you know? Um,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: he still took two of the letters for me. So
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: thank you. Um, but yeah, everything you just couldn't, you
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: gotta be careful. There was military everywhere. So you couldn't
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: piss outside kind of vibes, you know? Um, anyway. So
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: we're driving, but all the roads, there's like barricades everywhere.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: There's like trucks that they've just brought in to park
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: at all these intersections, all around this capital area. Like
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: any corner you would pass on the way in, because
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: we'd circled the entire thing trying to find a way
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: to get closer to this hotel. So I hadn't had
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: to walk just because it was so brisk out. So
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: the thing, but there was some of them had cement barricades.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Some of them just had like a big trucks. Some
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: of them had SUVs. war war little war trucks or
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: whatever it's like a little tank but with um and
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: they made them for regular people but they were fucking
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: sad it was like uh h hummers they had those
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: real hummers they had um There was things stopping everywhere
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: and there was military personnel all over or police personnel
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: all over. So anyway, the bus ride takes a while.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: You got to go through these certain streets. They have
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: these big barricades set up and then you have to
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: kind of like turn the corner and then straighten your
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: bus out to make it through these huge like kind
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: of cage steel walls that they put up so the
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: bus can just fit right down the middle of the walls.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Like the full intersection is the full street is closed
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: and it's just been narrowed to um, this one, uh,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: like the middle lane kind of it. And so that
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: took a while, like doing different turns. Um, anyway, we
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: pull up outside of the Capitol, probably pretty far off.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure, maybe 400 yards. We walk, we start
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: walking a beautiful day. Beautiful. I mean like freezing cold,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: but just picturesque. The sun's hitting you. You can see
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: the Capitol, the American flag and, um, it was exciting.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: All the officers, it seemed they're all wearing like this,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: the hot, the hot, the cold, um, like head gear.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: You can just see their eyes or whatever and just
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: their gun or whatever. And that's, and, um, yeah, they
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: look like all like kind of dark snowman, like kind
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: of like black snowman, like a little bit. Cause there
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: was just, a lot of them was wearing SWAT gear tactical.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: They had everything. They had a fucking gun, handcuff, uh,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Billy club. Um, uh, Ray-Bans or whatever, you know, just
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: pepper spray, salt spray. Just fucking, you know, you didn't
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: even know what was going. Just, you know, one of
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: them would fucking just throw a grenade full of lemon pepper,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: you know, if shit got really bad. So anyway, you
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: have all these officers and everything. You go inside. Let
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: me think. So at the bottom, oh, there's all these bikes.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: They parked all these bicycles and stuff kind of to
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: make it like– You had to go past them, and
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: it was a little bit of like a gauntlet kind of.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: It was just odd, the different things that they put
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: in place to kind of make it odd to get
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: into places. So you get inside, and then we walked
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: along a hallway, and then you start to see military,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: like Marines, Army, colonels, generals, sergeants, staff sergeant. Sergeant Pepper,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I think. They had everybody in that bitch, right? They had...
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Everybody was... There was... And they were standing at attention,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: you know, and some were at not attention. You know,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: the lazy ones or whatever. I don't know who they were.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: But they... You know, and some people were getting photos.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you're rolling with Conor McGregor's, they... You know,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: people's fucking topped in lot. You know, that's the most violent,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: tallest leprechaun they ever made right there. He's a savage man.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: And so, yeah, and you got him and the Pauls.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: And so it was kind of nice because I, you know,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I was just under the radar. They're all taller and bigger.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: And so they have more excitement. I just kind of was,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: you know, I was just, you know, I was kind
• 29:55
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• 32:47
  Speaker 1: once they started to open the doors, it was some
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  Speaker 1: areas were kind of first come first serve seating. That's
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: what it felt like. So it was kind of rushed.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: It was like on the last Friday or whatever, when
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: you got, you know, when they got a bunch of,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: you know, they got a bunch of kind of basketball
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  Speaker 1: wives fighting for those TVs or whatever. Like it's for like, thanks.
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  Speaker 1: So they had that, it was that kind of energy.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Everybody's running to get a seat type of energy. And
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: we weren't running, but we're kind of keeping a quick pace,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: you know? But then we got up in there and
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: we sat down And they had also with us or
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: by us or whatever was Sam Altman, and he did AI, right?
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  Speaker 1: And we'd love to get to chat with him and
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? We got to at least learn
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: about it a little bit. And then Sam Altman, Alexander Wang, right?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: And I don't know a lot of Wangs. I don't
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: know any. Okay, there he is. Alexander Wang or Vong.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure how they do it in, he's New Mexican.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: So he's, he's kind of the, um, you know, he's
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: kind of the Asian John Jones, if you will, sort of. He, um,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: but he went to MIT. He's a, uh, Interesting guy. Anyway,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: he's there. Everybody else was governors, elected officials, rich people, like,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: you know, people that had cattle or gold, you know,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: or whatever. And some people don't even call it gold.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: You know, at first, a lot of times they called
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: it f * * * ing rocks, which is a
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: crazy thing, but I could easily see people calling it that,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: and that's sad. Anyway... So we all sit down, right?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: We all sit down and it's a weight, bro. It
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: is like, you know, and there's a lot of military,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: you got to meet a lot of military folks. So
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: just to see all them in their dress garb, you know,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, that was, that was probably one of the
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: coolest things. You're in the Capitol and there's all, everybody's
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: in their garb and it's just very regal, very regal looking.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: And yeah, and people were amped and there was fun stuff.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: And then Every now and then you shake somebody's hand
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: and they had a wet hand or whatever. And you're like, oh, fuck,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: you know, somebody get this fellow a bag of flour.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Somebody or just get him one of those pool chalks
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: and let him just chalk his hand up before he
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: shakes again, before he meets somebody, you know. But yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: And then, so that, that kind of happened. We sat
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: there for a while, probably 30 minutes. And then, uh,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: and so we all slipped off and, uh, just slunk
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: out and got into a special area beneath some stairwells
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: where a lot of the military was back there and
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: they had, they was drinking a chicken broth, hot chocolate
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: and coffee. And, um, the government had given them a
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: little bag with a banana in it. You know, you're like,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: dear God, these people putting their lives on the line.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: They're here to protect the president. Somebody, I mean, it's
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: some of these bananas had been, I don't want to
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: say they had been abused or whatever by their owner
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: or whatever, but they had been trafficked. I don't want
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: to say, or I don't know how they, but some
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: of the bananas had, um, you know, they're not, you know, they're,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: they're not going to be put back in circulation. I
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: was surprised some of them were still in circulation. And, uh, anyway, um,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: but the military personnel didn't care. And, uh, and that
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: was kind of a blast to just, that was probably
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: the highlight of the whole inauguration was seeing all the
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: military folks from all different branches from police to, um, like, uh, army, Navy, SWAT, uh, sweat.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: There was just some gay guy wearing a sweat shirt,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: sweat on it. Um, who else they had even stolen valor,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: even the people out there and stolen valor. You were like,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: you know, you were, it was an honor, all of that.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Just that was something great. Sorry. This story's getting long.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: So anyway, we got over there and we're just, we
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: hadn't eaten any breakfast, right? I hadn't. And so you just,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: I'm just slurping chicken broth and slurping hot cocoa, you know?
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: And anyway, so that was like a nice excursion from
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: sitting there. We go back to our seats and And
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: my chair was bad. I had a bad chair. The
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: chair had been, I don't know, it was probably made
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: in Cherna or whatever. It's been one of those, you know,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: probably a chair. Yeah, it was a chair that shouldn't
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: be allowed to chair. They should check these chairs, right?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: They should breathalyze and whatever they should do. But whatever
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: this chair, you know, probably knew somebody or whatever and
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: got in the building. Anyway, it was kind of slagging
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: a little. My chair was kind of like, so when
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I sit down, I had that fucking lean on me.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? That shoulder lean, that shoulder lean.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: So a lot of, and suddenly as soon as I
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: sat like that, a lot of black people kind of
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: nodded at me because once you have that lean on you, buddy,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: it's a little bit of a kind of urban respect
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: going on, you know? So I was like, okay, I'm in,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I'm here. So we sit down, the congregation starts, the
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: whole evening starts, the inauguration starts. And it's very nice, man.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just, you know, you're witnessing a piece
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: of history and you get to be there. And it
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: definitely felt like a lot of very regal people and
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: everybody was dressed very well and just fancy. It was
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: a diverse group, it felt like. I don't know if
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: that's true. That's crazy to say that part. Uh, but
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: it was, it was nice. It was really nice. And
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I just felt lucky to be there
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: just to see it. You know, I mean, I, I
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: was saying this this weekend on Twitter, but you know,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: some countries they can't vote. They don't have voting. You
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: can't go vote. You just live and you feel like
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: you don't have a say in how, um, in the
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: template that you operate in or the, the word, the
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: universe that you're set up and you don't have a,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: You don't have a hand to raise ever. But yes,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: it was wild to see that. It was wild to
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: witness it. And then just the little things, just like
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: everybody just watching. like all the little things at the inauguration,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: just the little moments of little glances from the different people.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: And it's like this whole changing of the guard. And
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: it's like this tag team, it's like tagging in, you know,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: instead of tagging in your partner, it's like tagging in
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: your opponent, which is just such a wild thing to
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: witness in a, in a, sport. If you look at politics,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: almost like a sport. Um, and so we sat there,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: everything was going pretty smooth. And then at some point
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: my chair broke, right? The chair broke. Um, I felt
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: it fell. I just, it fell right. I fell out.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say it. The chair like might've,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know what happened.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: But the chair fell and I fell and it was like,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, it was the worst.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: It was embarrassing. Because at first I thought, oh, people
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: thought I did this, right? Like I don't do– I
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: don't like physical stuff. I don't like that. Like I'm
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: not good at that type of stuff, falling out of
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: a chair, that type of shit, right? That's for fucking
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: clowns or shitty mimes, right? Like, yeah, that's for shitty mimes,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: the shitty mime type shit. I don't do that. So
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: the chair broke and then I was like, oh man.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: And Sam Altman looked at me, the guy who made AI, bro.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: He looks at me like, I was like, oh God,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: that dude's never going to come on the podcast. Um,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, design me a chair right now.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, design me some way to get out
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: of this embarrassment. So that was kind of strange. And
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: then I got up and and anyway, the thing carried on.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: We snuck off one more time to get some more
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: stuff because it got long. You know, some of the
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: benediction got a little, you know, they were up there
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: rattling and shit. And then Trump came through. He gave
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: a very long speech in there. I think addressed a
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: lot of different things in there. It was kind of
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: like the B-sides, like things he maybe didn't want to
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: say in the actual main part, but he said in there.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: And then on the way back to the hotel, our
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: bus kept turning off. It was experiencing breakage or whatever,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: or it was broken. So we got out and just
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: walked like the last few blocks. And that was kind
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: of hectic. Um, just because some of those people are,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: are pretty recognizable and, uh, you know, just a lot
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: of people were coming up pictures and videoing and ask,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: you know, people from a different place. It was just
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: a lot. It was like a lot of energy. Uh,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: and it was kind of a little scary, you know,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: like I don't have security. I'm not saying I need security,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: but you're just out there. You don't know what people are,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? You don't know. You just
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. So that was a little crazy.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Got back to the hotel and, yeah, went home, went
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: to my hotel, which is maybe a mile away or something,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: took a nap for a few hours, and then went
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: to the ball later on. And there was some issues
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: about the chair. You know, I ended up like, well, here,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: let me talk about the ball. So the ball... I
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: guess they had a bunch of different balls and I
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: had got it. I got a ticket to one ball. Right.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: And it was very nice. It was called the star
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: light ball and it was beautiful in there. And I
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: got dropped off here to get dropped off of blocks away.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: And then they had a very long, like snake walk
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: that you had to go on to get to the door.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: And it was probably maybe probably a 20 minute walk.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: And so it was cold out. It was probably 25
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: degrees or something. So you're walking out there and I
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: didn't bring a coat.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Cause I didn't know, you know, I didn't, I didn't think,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I guess. And so I didn't think about a coat
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: and I didn't have a coat. And so we finally
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: get up to the front and they let you in.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: And it was beautiful. You know, it's nice. It's elegant.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: They got curtains. They got carpet. The curtains were, some
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: curtains was 80 feet long, 90, 45, 75 feet long, baby.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: They had curtains that had carpet on them. Like these bitches,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: they had, you know, they had everything in there. The
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: craziest thing I saw, they had a ceiling fan. It
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: must have been 150 feet up in the air, dude.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I was like, what? How would you do it? And
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: so I kind of was like looking for the switch
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: for that low key for a while. Let me see.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Inside of the ball, I got to see some people
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: that I knew. Joe Rogan was in there. Mayor Ernie Johnson.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Who's the guy? Speaker of the House, maybe?
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Mike Johnson.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Mike Johnson, maybe. Got to talk to him. He's from Shreveport, Louisiana.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: He had a great sense of humor. We got to
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: joke around a little bit. He had a few of
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: his children with him. Got to talk with them. Wayne
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Gretzky was in there, the great one. I saw him. Dude,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Wayne Gretzky had lost his tooth in there. My tooth
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: got chipped, right? My tooth got chipped or something on
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: a hard appetizer, right? So Wayne's in there. I told
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: him that. He goes... Like that, showed me his mouth.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: He's missing a whole tooth, dude. You know, runaway train
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: never going back. He had that bitch just gone, dude.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's a hockey player, so yeah. But then
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: they're like looking on the floor for the tooth. So
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: for probably 10 minutes, I'm helping him and his wife
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: and somebody else, like a, I don't know if it
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: was a dentist or whatever, but a dental assistant, basically.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I think it was just a dude that liked guys
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: or whatever. But he was trying to help look for it.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: And then, um, so we're looking for Wayne Gretzky's tooth. Okay.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: And I think he's like, yeah, I think, I think he,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I won't find, I thought he said he had a couple,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: he usually kept a couple extra on him, you know,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: cause this is a hockey guy. These guys, you know,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: you'll go to bed, they'll have their wedding ring and
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: a tooth on the nightstand. You know, that's just the
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: kind of guys they are, you know? Um, so yeah
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: he just had that empty net up top and it
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: was um but it was hilarious dude we laughed and
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: uh and we took a nice photo together me him
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: mike johnson um and then i started getting through some
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: social anxiety in there that was a little bit hectic
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: and what else was it i mean it's just like
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: a couple thousand people you know when you can't be
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: like hey have you seen wayne gretzky's tooth you know
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: like So I would do that a couple of times.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, have you seen Wayne Gretzky's tooth?
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: And I think a lot of people thought it was
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: a euphemism for something or whatever. It was kind of
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: like something like that. But yeah, anyway, I don't know
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: if they found it or not. I got to touch
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: base with them. But what a legend, dude. What a legend, bro.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: That was awesome. So that kind of made my night,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: What else? I saw Tony Hinchcliffe and Jeff Ross, and
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: we joked around for about a half hour over by
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: the desserts. The things that I did not enjoy, to
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: be honest with you, no judgment, but these are just
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: things that what it was like. There was only probably
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: 25 chairs in the whole place for probably, I don't know,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: maybe it was 2,000 people in there or something, 1,600 people. Right?
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Is that the right amount of people? Maybe 1,000 people.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: So they only probably, they might have had 40 chairs, right?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: So there was, it was like, if you saw a chair,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: it was like, it was, it got squid gamey in there, dude.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: It was very, if you even heard an ass cheek,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: leave a fucking seat. You could hear that, you could
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: hear it at 40 paces. You could hear an ass cheek,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: leave a, leave a seat. See people rush in, fly in.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Just for that damn 18 square inches of real estate, boy.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: for that ass real estate, maybe that chair. Who else?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Sean O'Brien. I saw the Teamsters Union president who came
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: on to the podcast once. Who else did I get
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: to see or not see? Oh, Ben Shapiro. I saw
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't get to talk to him. Jake and Logan,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I saw. I'm leaving some people out, but it was
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: just a lot. And I was kind of burnt out.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: There was just like a lot of meeting people and
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: it was just a lot of energy. So then at
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: one point I ended up leaving And at the same time,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Lex Friedman was leaving. He does podcasting. I'd never seen
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: him before. And we talked. We walked for about 20
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: minutes and then caught an Uber for about 15 minutes
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: and just laughed, had a good chat. Yeah. And that
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: was it. That was the whole deal. I didn't get
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: to see, I didn't get to meet anybody of the
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: cabinet or anything like that. And I didn't get to
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: see Barron Trump. I didn't get to see Barron, bro. B-Dawg, bro.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: You hear me? I didn't get to see Barron Trump.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: That would have been something nice to meet that man.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: That's a young man you want to meet. You know
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? He just, he's that, you know, he
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: just is. He's that freaking seer. He's that seer, baby.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: He's the Lord's lookout, baby. You know what I'm saying?
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: He is. He's that crow's nest of society right there.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: And so, yeah, that was probably a bummer. I didn't
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: get to see Bobby Kennedy Jr., who's a friend of mine.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: That would have been really nice. I thought Melania looked
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: really nice and gangster at the same time. Beautiful gangster vibe.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I got to see J.D. Vance's wife, just see her.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: That's really beautiful. I think she's the first Indian second
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: lady in time ever that we've ever had, Indian American.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: And if you've never met an Indian person, go meet
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: one this year. I say that wholeheartedly. I met a
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: couple of Indian people last year and I'm still enjoying
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: the benefits of that. And it's great. That's been great.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: So if you haven't met someone like that, that's a
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: great person to meet. What else? There was some... Oh,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: was there some... Oh, Tim Kennedy, I got to see.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I just met him a week before. And I wish,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I couldn't find his number. I was going to try
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: to meet up with him. It was so hard to
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: go from one thing to the next. I was like,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: once you got somewhere, you were kind of there. There
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: was just a lot. It was very tough to kind
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: of move about in the city. What else? You all
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• 53:04
  Speaker 1: takeaway was just that things, it's just changing, you know,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: it's like, um, just that things are kind of different,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: you know, like I couldn't believe that they, that we
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: got to be at something like that, but I think
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: that's just how the world is getting. Everything's kind of
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: evening out. You know, I don't really believe that there's like,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: it doesn't really feel like it almost feels like there's
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: not even really famous people. Everybody feels a little famous
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: because everybody is able to kind of promote themselves if
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: they want. Um, You know, what used to be like
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: media that felt like it was kept from people or controlled,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: it just feels like it's just there now and you
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: can make your own decisions based on how you're consuming
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: or who you're consuming stuff through, I guess. I don't know.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: I guess I don't have like a lot of macro
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: level pictures of that kind of stuff. But just to
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: get to meet Sam Altman, dude, the AI guy, like what?
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: And then there was just more, just like, yeah, it
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: was fascinating. I wish I had had, I was kind
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: of burnt out. It was very magnificent and had like a,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: you know, a Cinderella type energy and stuff. I'm just
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: glad that I got to go to it. I couldn't
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: believe that. There was a thing where, You know, I
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: thought Jake and Logan, I thought Logan and Jake were
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: messing with me. They had videotaped, they were vlogging from
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: the get, right? And I never spent much time around them,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: you know, and I know that they're really successful and,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: and they're, I mean, they're war, they're tough guys. Those
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: are tough guys, right? No doubt. So anyway, they put
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: a clip of, I fell out the chair, dude. And
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't do, I didn't know, I knew that the
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: chair had been bad. The chair was faulty. It was
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: a faulty chair. I don't know if that was CIA
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: or whatever. I have no idea. No idea how, you know,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: if they, there was a plan there, but anyway, they,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: the chair was faulty. But then afterwards, somebody said that
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: they were forking with the chair, you know? And so
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: part of my brain was like, oh, were they, did they,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: do something with it to egg it on, you know, like,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? If you see somebody who's
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: like leaning on a crutch or whatever, and then you
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: bar their crutch, you know, you leave town, you know,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: cause you got priors or whatever. And then they fucking,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: they take that L baby, that gravity L baby, they fall.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: So I just didn't know. So I got into kind
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: of this skeptical place. Um, and I should have just
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: checked in with Logan about it, I guess, but they
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: were recording everything. So I didn't know if they were
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: going to record it or whatever. And I just, I
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: hadn't been around him that much, you know, and I didn't,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I think I get nervous around like vlogging type of
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: things because it feels like, um, you're there. Somebody could
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: be setting you up or something. And I'm just not
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: that familiar with that universe. Uh, and then later in
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: the day, um, Logan Paul's made a video where he said,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: he made a challenge about, oh, he said, if I
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: was going to put you through something, I'd put you
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: through a table, you know, not a chair, because he
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: is a wrestler. He's a WWE wrestler. I believe he's
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: been a champion too, hasn't he? Let me see. Yeah,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: he was the WWE champion from November 2023 to August 3rd, 2024. So, yeah, so.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I thought he, you know, so I thought that he wanted,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: that he was, you know, then I thought he was
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: creating like an online hype about it, you know. I
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: thought he was calling out the Rat King, you know.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: And if you want the smoke, baby, I'll fill your lungs,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: you hear me?
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: Because I'm going to give you the truth, baby. And
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: I'm going to give you the trauma. Name the time
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: and the place and the place and the time. Because
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: I got a clock and a globe and an axe
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: to grind. from Alaska to Nebraska, from Maine to Fort Wayne.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: So that's where I was at. And then we ended
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: up talking in the morning and I just, I should
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: have probably communicated. That was my, my, my part in
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: it was I didn't communicate better and they weren't, they,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: they didn't, they didn't do anything. They were recording, the
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: chair fell and it was ridiculous. And then they weren't
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: trying to, uh, they weren't trying to wrestle. I used
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: to watch you wrestle. They weren't trying to wrestle. And so, yeah,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: so no hard feelings there. Um, yeah, some just self-responsibility.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: I think it was just a little bit of, uh,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: miscommunication and just not knowing each other, maybe not knowing
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: each other's energy some. And I'll say this too, honestly,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I had a great time hanging out with them because
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: we also had had a great time that weekend. They
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: were probably two of the guys. Yeah, we just, just
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: joking around. I got to see how they interact with
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: their mother. And I thought that that was very sweet,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: to be honest with you. uh, no home, no ditty
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: or whatever, you know, just, just like the way, um,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: and it was just all real genuine. You know, you
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: could tell that they have, uh, yeah, you could just
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: tell the affinity that they have for their mother and,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: and the same for them because a lot of families
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: that grow up, um, where the children are famous and stuff,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: they don't have the same, uh, fortune. They don't have
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: the same good fortune, you know? And, um, So that
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: was really cool, actually. I admired that about them. Yeah,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: this honky zen monkey rolled up on me at the
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: hotel at one point and was kind of just like,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: he was just kind of trying to say stuff to
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: me and just, he was drunk, right? And he was just.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: kind of kept spitting a lot and it was just
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: a lot for me. And he was just, his, his
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: energy was super clear. He was like right up in
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: my face kind of. And I told him I didn't
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: want to really talk. I was just, it had been
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: a long day or whatever. And then he kept, he
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: kept coming up and Logan and Jake both kind of
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: just form, just put a damn Trump wall right there
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: in front of me. And I didn't need to be rescued,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: but I'm kind of glad they stepped in because it
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: could have got a little weird. I was on edge
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: a little. I just hadn't hit a meeting and all,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: just shit like that. I just got to take care
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: of my own shit a little bit better. But so yeah,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying is, And nobody asked me to tell this,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: you know, we just, Logan and I had a call
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: the other day. That shit was just confusion. And, yeah,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: that was just confusion. And then, yeah, I'm actually glad
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: I got to, I'm glad I got to get to
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: know them better, to be honest with you. It was
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: kind of a joy of the weekend. And what else
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: was nice? I mean, it was all just crazy just
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: to even, even just to like stand around a Vander
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Holyfield and you're just like, welcome to be around him.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: There's not like he doesn't have, there's no, neither one
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: of y'all needs to walk off because you're both in
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: the same group. It was like, you're at a field trip.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: That was it. That's what it was like. It was
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: like when you were kids at a field trip and
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: it was like, okay, this is the B group and
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: this is your chaperone or this is the L group
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: and this is your chaperone. And so that was us.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: We had eight or nine of us. We had our chaperone.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: um and we were just you know we were just
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: learning about uh civics and getting to see some of
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: it firsthand and we really did like laugh it was
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: a fucking blast dude and yeah i think maybe part
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: of me i wish they'd asked if they'd put the
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: clip of falling of the chair out or whatever but
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: in the end it's okay it's all good you know
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: i don't have any any ill thoughts towards them you
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: know um i i uh Yeah, I thought that they were,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: I thought they were cool guys. Maybe I need to
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: quit saying that, dude. Obviously, they're both married and I
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: like women. But, um, but yeah, I kind of wish
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: we would have fucking took that. I kind of wish
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: we would have took it to the ring. You know,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: I think it was a part of me that that
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: was hoping, you know, because, you know, the rat king, baby,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: I'll put him in the frickin mozzarella wheelchair, baby. You
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: feel me? My finishing move is the tax evasion, baby. So,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: but that's every kid's dream to get in there and
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: get body slammed and lose a vertebra, you know, in
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: a sold out arena in Charlotte. I mean, who, you know,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: we can all dream. But yeah, I'm just glad I
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: got to go to the inauguration. I would have gone.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: You can't miss it. You couldn't miss it if you
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: got to go. And I just feel lucky that I
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: got to go. And so thank you to Alex Bruchowitz
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: for taking me, for John Shahidi. my buddy who's, uh,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: been super supportive and helps me a lot and helped me, um,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: get to do, uh, the political podcast last year and
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: just to learn about some things that I care about,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: you know, and, um, and just different politicians and how
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: it works. It's like, I've learned a lot in the
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: past year, to be honest with you. I think anyway,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: you know, I think I have. And, um, So, yeah,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: wish I'd have gotten to meet Barron. Wish I'd have
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: gotten to see Bobby Kennedy. Some people gave me a
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: hard time about going to the inauguration or supporting a
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: party or whatever. I don't think about it. You know,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: I support, I do what I want to do for me.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: And you can do what you want to do for you,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: you know. But nobody owns my support. Nobody owns my support.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: For anything, I don't think, you know, except maybe my family.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: And even then, I'll keep it away from them sometimes.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: So I don't know about what else. Let's take a
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: call that came in. Here we go.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Hello, Mr. Theo Vaughn.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: This is Judy. Hey, Judy. Sorry, my buddy used to
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: say that all the time. Carry on, Judy.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Onward.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Thank you for calling.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: From Shreveport, Louisiana.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes. Mike Johnson country. And, you know, he's Speaker
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: of the House. And I liked his attitude. I liked
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: his energy. You know, and I'm curious to see what
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: this whole new campaign, what they do in there. I'm
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: curious to see, you know, because it's a motley, it's
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: a motley group that they got going in there. And
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I want to get to meet some of them. I
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: want to get to talk to some of them and
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: learn some stuff, you know, and also ask them, ask
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: them some promises. You're going to do this. You can
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: do this. And then we can see if we can
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: hold them to it. If we get to keep podcasting
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: for years, we'll be able to hold them to it. Hey,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: you said you were going to get to do this.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Why didn't it happen or why did it happen? You know,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: so that kind of stuff really intrigues me. You know,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: are we going to get lobbyists and foreign countries and
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: APACs and all these different people out from interfering with
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: our candidates and interfering with our lobbies or how does
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: it work? And also, am I just delusional and I
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: just don't know the whole system? And, and if that's
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: the case and educate me on it, because there's also
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: just a cost of doing business in some things, you know,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: like sometimes there's just, there's a cost of doing business,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: you know, like you could go set up a fruit
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: stand or something or a little, a little watermelon stand
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: or something, a little banana shop or something on the
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: corner of a street. You could do that, but you
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: have to pay a permit, right? You have to, It's
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: just the cost of doing business. So sometimes I wonder
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: if there's, you know, what the truth is out there.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: I want to learn more about that. Let's hear more. Sorry.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: I've called you a few times. Anyhow, I just want
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: to say congratulations. I'm so happy for you that you
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: had the opportunity to go to D.C. on Inauguration Day.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: I had actually said something to my husband over the
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: weekend that I sure hope the Elvon goes to Washington
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: to experience inauguration day.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Well, thanks ma'am or young lady or yeah. Thank you, miss.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Theovon went to Washington, I guess. Fievel goes West or whatever.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Fievel goes to section eight. That's going to be, maybe
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: I'll be able to be in that.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: But Fievel was a mouse dude and he went West
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: and we're the rats baby. And we went East. So,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: but thank you for thinking of me.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about that too. I was like, how
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: can I not go? You know, So, yeah, thank you.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Let's hear more, Miss.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: Because you, my friend, are so worthy and deserving to
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: have that opportunity. Countless, countless of us are so grateful.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: Thank you for going. You truly deserve that. I was
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: so excited for you. And I just want to thank
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: you again for just having truly the best podcast that
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: I get so hyped to listen to. And you were
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: so deeply loved.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you. Thank you. That's sweet of you to
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: say that. Um, that's nice of you to say, you know,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: I did, I thought about my teachers from growing up.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: I thought about my mom. I, I, I didn't steal,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: but I took a couple extra napkins, um, because I
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: know my, my best friend's mom is going to want one.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: My mom's going to want one probably. Um, Yeah, there's
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: a teacher or two if I get to see them
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: again that I would like to give them to. Just
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: little things like that. Yeah, and to see things you
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: like and don't like. You get to witness like, okay,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: there's some stuff here that I feel like this. There's
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: some stuff here that I feel like that. Yeah, I
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: felt like, I don't know. I just couldn't believe it.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: You know, to be real honest with you, I just
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe it. You know, I just couldn't believe that
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting in there and I'm at the damn... you know,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: this is like the, they're doing the, the inauguration, you know? And, um,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: and then the chair broke and I'm like, Oh, and
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: you're on the floor and you're like, Oh, this isn't good.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: And then you just, I thought I'd, I was like,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: please let me fall through to another world or whatever.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Like I looked over at Sam Altman and I was like, designer,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: you know, I was like, send me into the matrix
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: right now, man. You know, don't make me have to
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: just get up and just be human. So that was
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: a lot.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Was it a lot? But anyway, it is just is
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: what it is, man. And the best part of it
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: was some rich lady scoffed at me. She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: As if she had to watch one of her own
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: dogs shit. You know, those people that are really rich.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: They have someone else walk their dogs. So they never
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: really know that their dog's shit or whatever. She was like, whoa. God.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: She like grabbed her husband's arm or something. I'm like, yeah,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: you got it right. You sitting in the wrong section.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: You in section eight, boo boo. These chairs busted as hell, brother.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: So maybe we'll start making our chairs in fucking America.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: Again.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe we'll start taking some pride in
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: the things that we built, that we build, you know?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I wonder what the future is going
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: to be like. You know, I wonder. And if we're
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: strong enough, man, it's weird. It's like the things that
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: I feel like are bad for me, sometimes it's hard
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: to stay away from. It's hard to keep using them.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: You know, it's just, it's interesting. But I'm just happy
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: I get to be alive and play the game every day.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I play it pretty good. Sometimes I don't. Sometimes
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: my attitude sucks. Like, yeah, dude, I was at the
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: ball or whatever. And the desserts, dude, I was just,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: I wanted to get a drink or something. And then
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not drinking, you know. I'm not
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: doing it. I just been, I was just like, I
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: was kind of going through it. And so I fucking
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: said I'm going to get me some desserts, right? Because
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: sometimes if you want to drink, to stop that craving,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: you get you some desserts, boy, you know. So I
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: tongue down a couple Petit Fours. Baby, let me bring
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: up a Petro one of them. God, they're good. They're beautiful.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: They're good if they're good, but when they're not, they're
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: just a waste of your fucking calories. Petit Four. And
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: I'm the kind of guy, I'll put something in my mouth,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: and if I decide once it's in there that it
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: ain't worth it, you're going to get that shit back, honey.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: I'll put that shit in a napkin, baby. And hide
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: a little doggie bag somewhere behind a plant or something.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn. I'll fucking feed that bitch
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: to a sofa cushion after I take it out of
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: my mouth. I don't give a damn. Because I don't
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: eat bullshit sugars, dog. A petit four, also known as mignardesis, mignardesis,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: is a small bite-sized confectionary or savory appetizer. The name
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: is French, petit four, meaning small oven.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: That's small loving, baby. You know what I'm saying, huh? Damn, boy.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: And Wayne Gretzky lost that freaking. He was spitting chiclets, dude.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Shout out to them. He had a. I'm upstairs, baby.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: The Lord installed a window on his smile, baby. He
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: had that thing going. And shout out, Wayne, man. We
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: talked about his family. And I'm just clowning. He knows.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: He had a great sense of humor. He's like, yeah,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: usually I got a couple extra I keep on me.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: But just moments like that, you're talking to the greatest
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: hockey player in the world and he's asking you how
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: you're doing. And then you're just helping somebody look for
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: a tooth in a fucking nice room. It's just like,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: it's just the shit you kind of always dreamed about,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I guess, you know? Let me see if there's one
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: more question. Any questions you guys had, Nick or Zach?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: Are you looking for a voicemail? Can you hear me?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: You notice anything on your mind about the election? Was
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: there anything?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: You made a point. You post on Instagram about how
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: you think we need more than two parties.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: That was interesting. Yeah, I think that's something, you know,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: I think that's a big thing for me is that, hey,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: how do you get more parties? Because I feel like
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: if they're. You know, if you if they're just. We
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: need more teams. Be more exciting. You know, and I
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: know there are more. People are like, there's the Green Party.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: I know that. Let me see. How many political... Just
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: so we know, some of you guys are like, this idiot.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: You don't know. The electoral system in the U.S. is
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: called a two-party system. That means two parties dominate the
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: political field. The two largest parties... Okay, minor parties. There's the, obviously,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: so then you have Democratic and Republican. Those are your
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: two major. Your minor parties are the Libertarian Party. It
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: was founded December 11, 1972. As of March 2021, it
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: is the largest third party in the United States, claiming
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: nearly 700,000 registered voters across 28 states. The Green Party,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Blow it in the air, baby,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: that sticky icky. The Green Party has been active as
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: a third party since the 1980s. You know what I'm
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: talking about. Cheech and Chong, homie. That's what's up, baby.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Dope as Yola. The party first gained widespread public attention
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: during Ralph Nader's second presidential run in 2000. Okay. Okay.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: And then the Constitution Party is a national conservative political
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: party in the United States. It was founded in the U.S.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: tax as the U.S. Taxpayers Party in 1992 by Howard Phillips.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: There's also the Alliance Party is a centrist American political
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: party was formed in 2018 and registered in 2019. And
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  Speaker 1: the Vermont Progressive Party. So that are those are three, four,
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  Speaker 1: five other parties. That's pretty cool. I would love to
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  Speaker 1: just talk to Bernie Sanders again. That would be something
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  Speaker 1: nice this year to learn a little bit more about
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  Speaker 1: some stuff. Yeah, I think I've gotten more curious this year.
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  Speaker 1: I feel more curious. And then just, yeah, some things
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  Speaker 1: I want to do this year, trying to be better
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  Speaker 1: to my friends. I think I can do it. Hang on.
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  Speaker 1: And just take more time. It's not in my own
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  Speaker 1: world and think about other people's worlds. That's one thing
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  Speaker 1: that keeps me. Sometimes I just get stuck in my
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  Speaker 1: own world. And then it's, it's not that I'm not
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  Speaker 1: thinking about others. It's just, I'm thinking about me too
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  Speaker 1: much or some things I have to do.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So there's some goals of mine. Anyway, sorry to ramble.
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  Speaker 1: Anything else? Any other, Nick, did you have a question?
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  Speaker 1: Anything come to mind? I know Zach had it.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I just thought it was kind of a beautiful moment.
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  Speaker 1: It did feel like things are, Changing, good or bad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the thing. Sometimes change, it's good, you don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's like Bobby Kennedy. People said he was
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  Speaker 1: a witch doctor or whatever. People said he was, what
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  Speaker 1: were some of the things you heard? Oh, he worked
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  Speaker 1: for Frankenstein. You would hear all of that or whatever. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, people would say he has a bus full
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  Speaker 1: of like frogs with band-aids on him and shit like that.
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  Speaker 1: And like bears that are missing arms or whatever. And yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's definitely, you know, he's had some weird instances with
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  Speaker 1: some roadkill. I'll agree to that. But it's a mystery.
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  Speaker 1: I like something new. I like, let's try this. Let's
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  Speaker 1: try this.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Blessings to you guys. Thanks for listening to me ramble
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  Speaker 1: about the inauguration. Thanks for being a part of the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: As always, the hotline is 985-664-9503. What was the call-in
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: thing that we spoke about earlier? Nick, do you remember
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  Speaker 1: about one of them we talked about? That would be
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  Speaker 1: a good call-in thing.
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  Speaker 4: Craziest thing you've ever seen in a bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. That's what it was. One thing that happened
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  Speaker 1: was I was at the inauguration, you know? And, uh, and,
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  Speaker 1: and I was there, right? And so this, so I
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  Speaker 1: go into the restroom, right? Typical, you know, restroom user.
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  Speaker 1: That's who I, who I am. So I go in
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  Speaker 1: there and you start, there's only a couple sounds that
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  Speaker 1: you hear in the bathroom that you, that are kind
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  Speaker 1: of acceptable, right? You know, you'll, you'll accept a lot
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  Speaker 1: of sounds in a bathroom. You're like, okay. You're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: all right, but okay. And then sometimes you hear some
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  Speaker 1: stuff and you do a quick prayer for somebody or something.
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  Speaker 1: But there's only a few sounds, but somebody was in
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  Speaker 1: there either, I don't want to say doing cocaine maybe,
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  Speaker 1: or just breathing short really fast every now and then.
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  Speaker 1: So that kind of blew my mind, but it just
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  Speaker 1: goes to show you that You never know when somebody,
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  Speaker 1: you know, is getting tooted up on the gear. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Big Randy? You never know. All right,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: a little bit more American Inauguration music on the way out. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can hit the hotline, 985-664-9503. Let us know something
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  Speaker 1: you've seen in a bathroom that's been strange over the years,
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  Speaker 1: something that's kind of shocked you or really, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you thought to yourself, okay. That's different right there. 985-664-9503.
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  Speaker 1: Praise God, baby. I'm upstairs. And if anybody finds Wayne
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  Speaker 1: Gretzky's tooth, you guys hit the hotline. You know that.
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  Speaker 1: And we'll get that install done for him up there.
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  Speaker 1: But you guys be well, man. Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Amen.
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  Speaker 2: Barron! Barron!
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  Speaker 1: You guys be good to yourselves. Baby, you deserve it. Gang.