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X Poll - Pampering Pets From August 7th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Now it's the ex pole.
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  Speaker 2: So uh I uh. About a week or so ago,
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  Speaker 2: posted a picture of my pups, Oakley and Riley, after
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  Speaker 2: picking them up from their spa day where they get
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  Speaker 2: a blueberry facial.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, and their teeth.
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  Speaker 2: Brushed and their brushed fine and but a blueberry facial.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, what how do you a dog has
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  Speaker 1: hair all over its face?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how they do it. And they have
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  Speaker 2: organic treats there and it got.
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  Speaker 1: Me thinking, as well it should.
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  Speaker 3: When I was a kid, our dogs.
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  Speaker 1: We had two dogs.
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  Speaker 2: We had an inside dog and an outside dog. And
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  Speaker 2: the outside dog just was outside.
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  Speaker 1: She lived. That was meg. Don't let Maggie in the house.
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  Speaker 2: She was an Irish Setter.
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  Speaker 1: She smells baths, She lived.
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  Speaker 2: In a dog run and and and that was perfectly normal.
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  Speaker 2: If the dogs needed a bath once in a while,
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  Speaker 2: you'd get the dishwashing liquid out from under the sink
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  Speaker 2: and wash them in the tub.
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  Speaker 1: These dogs get like or blueberry. I want to report
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  Speaker 1: on that.
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  Speaker 2: If you go to x stuty six dot com slash live,
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  Speaker 2: there's Oakley and Riley post post spa day.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I would like to see how hideous they looked
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  Speaker 1: before they went.
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  Speaker 3: I am curious. I have to admit I am curious
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  Speaker 3: about the blueberry fish.
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  Speaker 1: How do you what ridiculous lengths do you go? I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't even do this for my kids, let alone my path.
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  Speaker 2: And I think we treat our pets like too bad,
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  Speaker 2: better than we treat people sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: I believe our pets deserve to be treated better than
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  Speaker 3: some people.
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  Speaker 1: They're better than I believe our pets deserve to be
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  Speaker 1: treated humanely and and you know, fat and cared for
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  Speaker 1: and taken to the vat when that when necessary. But
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  Speaker 1: a blueberry facial is beyond the pale.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see, uh yeah so eight seven seven six oh
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  Speaker 3: two nine six. How I pamper my huskies. They get
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  Speaker 3: fresh food dinner, slash, chicken, veggies, fruit, et cetera instead
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  Speaker 3: of kibble, and then they get a head massage when
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  Speaker 3: they come cut of. Let's see Tiffany and West Jordan.
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  Speaker 3: I pamper my dog rue by taking him out for
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  Speaker 3: car rides. He loves them well. I also put a
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  Speaker 3: cooling blanket in the car for him and will freeze
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  Speaker 3: myself out with the ac to keep him cool. Let's
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  Speaker 3: see my dog will only eat rotisserie chicken for her meals.
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  Speaker 3: If it is not freshly warm off the carcass after purchase,
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  Speaker 3: it must be shredded and fried in her own special
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  Speaker 3: frying pan to warm it up. She will sit on
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  Speaker 3: the back of the couch and watch me to make
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  Speaker 3: sure it is prepared to her specifications. Her name is
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  Speaker 3: Winnie May and she is a sheiitsu.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see, we got line one here eight seven seven
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  Speaker 1: six oh two nine six nine six.
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  Speaker 3: Winnie May, I love it all right, let's see. Let's
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  Speaker 3: go to David.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, David, Hi, David. What's your good boy's name. My
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  Speaker 1: little girl's name is Amber. She's a fuck carrier. Oh, David,
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  Speaker 1: you're cutting out, David, call us back, David. Oh wait,
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  Speaker 1: now stay right there.
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  Speaker 3: We'll move.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, now go ahead. And so it's a thing, a
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  Speaker 1: fox terrier named Amber.
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, so when I go full love mode on her,
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  Speaker 4: I curls her up in both my arms and.
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  Speaker 1: I'll have one hands scratching on a butt.
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  Speaker 4: I'll have the other hand I'm scratching like on her neck.
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  Speaker 5: Then I'll take.
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  Speaker 1: My chin and I U d rub her ear like almost.
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  Speaker 3: As if like another dog licking it, just to give
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  Speaker 3: her that extra little love and simulation.
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  Speaker 1: This is disgusting. This is porn This is nearly pornographic.
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  Speaker 1: David Bill, Well, yeah, I wish you would do that
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  Speaker 1: to me. David.
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  Speaker 3: All right, thanks David.
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  Speaker 5: I'll come back to Utah and visit.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right, hey David, thank you. That's I
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  Speaker 3: go to Michael.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Mike, hey, thanks for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what kind of animal do you have?
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  Speaker 4: So we've got two pity bulls and uh, they're the
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  Speaker 4: most pampered animals on the block. They've got their own
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  Speaker 4: sort of beds. Uh, they'd get their own mobile grooming.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: Anytime that my wife and I go out for an
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  Speaker 4: expensive steak dinner, we purposely don't eat all the steak
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  Speaker 4: because they get the rest of it. They've got their
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  Speaker 4: own they've got their own diets, they get their visits
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  Speaker 4: more than they probably should.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're no kids. Huh the rescue the rescue dogs
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  Speaker 4: that have never had it so good. Oh yeah, no,
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  Speaker 4: we got kids.
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  Speaker 1: We don't bring them anything from this.
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  Speaker 4: They're on their own. We're like, we're like forge in
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  Speaker 4: the gardens.
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  Speaker 1: Oh jeez, thank you, thank you very much. What do
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  Speaker 1: you do that's ridiculous to pamper your your pets. What
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  Speaker 1: do you say, ridiculous, I say they listen, I got
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  Speaker 1: to I've got to confess that I pamper Klaus. I
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  Speaker 1: have stopped encouraging him to run away. How I pamper him?
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  Speaker 3: You can hang all right, Let's go to a good
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  Speaker 3: friend of the program, Alison Sabo.
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  Speaker 6: Alison, Yes, Hi, So my little dog Fiona.
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  Speaker 7: She has recently been diagnosed with kidney failures and he
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  Speaker 7: doesn't eat the kidney specific chow or anything like that.
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  Speaker 7: So one one way I pamper her if she's just
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  Speaker 7: gonna get wet chow for.
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  Speaker 6: The rest of her life, and I don't know how
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  Speaker 6: long that life is, but I've worked it into the
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  Speaker 6: budget so that she can have wet chow also also
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  Speaker 6: on Sundays, since I'm not really like a fancy food
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  Speaker 6: for my dog type dogs type person. Both dogs get
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  Speaker 6: brunch where and they know what brunch means. They go
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  Speaker 6: and they sit next to where I store the wet chow,
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  Speaker 6: and Gypsy's like, oh, it's time for brunch, and he
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  Speaker 6: goes and he sits there and he gets two of
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  Speaker 6: his little Caesar containers, and Fiona gets her normal chow
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  Speaker 6: because she can't have she can't.
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  Speaker 7: Have regular store chow anymore. But they know on Sundays
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  Speaker 7: at like eleven o'clock in the morning, eleven thirty, they get.
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  Speaker 4: Brunch like that.
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  Speaker 1: Great. Thank you, all right, I love you eight six
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  Speaker 1: zero two nine six nine six. What kind of ridiculous
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  Speaker 1: lengths do you go to to pamper your pets.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see, since my fin got cancer, he only gets
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  Speaker 3: the best single ingredient treats duck feet, chicken feet, beef heart,
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  Speaker 3: including a whole duckhead once a month.
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  Speaker 1: Or do you get a whold duckhead? Don't you get
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  Speaker 1: it off a duck? I see.
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  Speaker 3: Katie's vax and Lucy get duck and chicken feet for
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  Speaker 3: their teeth, the actual feet, the feet. Yeah, don't knock
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  Speaker 3: the blueberry facials. Yeah, for a dog with lighter hair,
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  Speaker 3: it really helps get the stains from food off their face.
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  Speaker 3: I get it for my golden doodle, but not my
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  Speaker 3: brown pood.
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  Speaker 2: Don't knock the blueberry facial.
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  Speaker 3: I pamper my pitull pitbull gus by wrestling with him,
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  Speaker 3: and the winner gets a Sardine's.
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  Speaker 1: Dawson Dawson at Dawson. My guess is that you don't
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  Speaker 1: get the sardine very often.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see. Our two pities love ice in their water.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I put ice in my dog's water.
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  Speaker 3: We have an ice machine.
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  Speaker 1: It has to be pebbleized, though it doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: We have ice. We have an ice machine just for them,
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  Speaker 3: but they prefer the smaller cubes to the nugget. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: let's see. I have two setters. My male has a
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  Speaker 3: gold chain necklace and my female has a pearl. They
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  Speaker 3: both have a bounty of Bendana's too. They are pampered
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  Speaker 3: with accessories.
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  Speaker 1: Line one.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to line one.
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  Speaker 1: This is Meggie, Hi, Meggie, Hello, what sort of pet
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  Speaker 1: do you have?
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  Speaker 8: I have a cordy Chihuahua. Her name is Lena Dell Dog.
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  Speaker 1: Alena Dell Dog.
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  Speaker 2: I love it already, and.
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  Speaker 8: And I used to pamper her like crazy until we
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  Speaker 8: went on a two week road trip. I left our
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  Speaker 8: friend who was watching our dog at our house, an
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  Speaker 8: exhaustive list of how to pamper her. And when I
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  Speaker 8: got home, I said, was the list helpful? And he said, oh,
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  Speaker 8: I forgot to even read it. And I was like,
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  Speaker 8: oh my god, Yes, my dog is just a dog.
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  Speaker 8: I don't need to be pampered. So she doesn't get
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  Speaker 8: tampered anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no does she does? She has she gone into
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  Speaker 1: a deep depression.
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  Speaker 8: No, she's actually a better dog not having me hamper
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  Speaker 8: her like I was.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit more. She was spoiled.
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  Speaker 8: She was way too spoiled. And it made me realize. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: she's just a dog. He's fine. I just have the
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  Speaker 8: feed her and take her own walk, puddler. She's good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a just a dog, not a child another
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  Speaker 1: just a dog. Yeah makes sense.
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  Speaker 8: But I do want to make fun of my mother,
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  Speaker 8: who her cat wakes her up every morning for a
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  Speaker 8: doll up of whipped.
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  Speaker 3: Creams morning, a dollop of whip bed I need a
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  Speaker 3: dollup of whoop cream.
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  Speaker 1: I mean like a little like a little squirt or
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  Speaker 1: ready whip or something. Is that what that is?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly on a paper towel.
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  Speaker 2: It's then if you could have someone bring you a
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  Speaker 2: dollup of whipped cream every morning, wouldn't you do that?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I I used to be able to do that,
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  Speaker 1: but I gave it up. Oh thank you, all right,
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  Speaker 1: thanks Maggie. It's time for my wi eight seven seven
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  Speaker 1: six two nine.
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  Speaker 3: Mide Let's see sketchy blakes is when I make Sunday
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  Speaker 3: breakfast for the family. Remus, a toy doodle gets a
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  Speaker 3: pancake top with a with peanut butter, bacon.
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  Speaker 1: And eggs. Let's see it can't be good for the
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  Speaker 1: animal's health. I no, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see Kelly of Kelly and the sheetsus here. After
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  Speaker 3: I kicked after I kicked out the bed, after I
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  Speaker 3: kicked out the bad husband, the sheet zoos took over
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  Speaker 3: his side of the bed. They sleep on fluffy pillows.
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  Speaker 3: I pamper my dog by giving him heated blankets. He
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  Speaker 3: has stolen multiple heated blankets for me. At this point,
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  Speaker 3: we just got him his own heated bed too. He's
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  Speaker 3: a beautiful five year old boxer that is book smart,
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  Speaker 3: not street smart. Let's see.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, who's line one?
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to line one. Hello, we have Kimberly.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Kimberly, what do you got? What kind of animule? I?
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  Speaker 5: So I live in Idaho and we take care of
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  Speaker 5: animals differently up here. But I have a thirty year
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  Speaker 5: old mule and her name is Aunt Jeff, and she's
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  Speaker 5: been seeing a lot of her teeth. Uh huh, and
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  Speaker 5: so we soak her pellets so she has kind of
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  Speaker 5: a soup, and then we shake off all the alf
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  Speaker 5: alpha leaves from the hay, so she gets a special salad,
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  Speaker 5: and she gets a half a loaf of white bread
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  Speaker 5: every day.
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  Speaker 2: This is the best call we've had.
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  Speaker 1: Put her down an old mule named what what? What's
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  Speaker 1: the mules name?
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  Speaker 5: Jeff?
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  Speaker 3: Aunt Jess?
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  Speaker 1: Can you Jeffrey, Oh, Jeff, can you? Can you send
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  Speaker 1: us a picture? A picture of ant?
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  Speaker 3: We'd love to have a picture. I radio from Radio
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  Speaker 3: from Hell at x nine six dot com the way, and.
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  Speaker 1: If it's if it's a fairly good quality, we may
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  Speaker 1: even blow it up and hang it in the studio
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  Speaker 1: absolutely and dedicate every show to Aunt Jeff.
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  Speaker 3: It's the best call. I will be that all right.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks. Thanks kimberly By.
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  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven six oh two nine six nine six.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see my cat has his own full sized chair
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  Speaker 3: in the living room. He also likes to sit on
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  Speaker 3: the chair and be around us while we eat dinner.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see I work for a groom shop. The blueberry
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  Speaker 3: facial is just a shampoo that can be used all
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  Speaker 3: over the body. Also, the toothbrushing is just an ends
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  Speaker 3: and toothpaste that we stick on their back teeth if
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  Speaker 3: they won't let us brush in their mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, now that makes sense. If it's just a shampoo,
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  Speaker 1: you can use it ever.
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  Speaker 2: Crushing up blueberries and them on their face.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see U. I pamper my cat Luna by
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  Speaker 3: giving her ice water. I did it once when she
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  Speaker 3: was a kitten, and now she demands ice water every
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  Speaker 3: time we get McDonald's breakfast. Both our dogs get their
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  Speaker 3: own hash browns and they get to split an order
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  Speaker 3: of scrambled eggs. It's always worth it. Let's see. Both
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  Speaker 3: of my pitbulls have their own mink blankets for beds. No, no,
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  Speaker 3: not mink, minky.
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  Speaker 1: Those are hundreds of dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Those are expensive blankets. I baked from scratch doggy cupcakes
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  Speaker 3: for Gotcha Days, Thanksgiving and Christmas. I also get stocking
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  Speaker 3: stuffers for them Christmas both. Sure you got to do that?
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  Speaker 1: We do that.
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  Speaker 3: They have their own Christmas stuff. My husband d bones
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  Speaker 3: chickens from Costco for our cat and dog. I cook
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  Speaker 3: the dog fresh veggies. Broccoli and carrots are his favorite,
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  Speaker 3: and fish. He's a ninety pound doodle sleeps with us.
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  Speaker 3: Also gets the SPA treatment, when he gets a haircut,
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  Speaker 3: playdates with friends. Their lives are too short not to
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  Speaker 3: pamper and spoil them. Let's see Harlow, my golden retriever,
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  Speaker 3: is my baby. Everybody who knows me knows Harlow comes first.
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  Speaker 3: She has a better wardrobe than I. Bandana's leash and
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  Speaker 3: harness collars. It's out of control. Let's see my wife
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  Speaker 3: is sent in ours. Oh yes, Hudson got salmon last night.
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  Speaker 1: To deep make sure it's all the bones right.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, she says, I'm not letting Hudson listen to
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  Speaker 3: this segment because it sounds like we really need to
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  Speaker 3: step up our pampering game. And at brass Weys in
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  Speaker 3: how he pampers his pets. Yeah, Foster's logger, All right,
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  Speaker 3: Well there you go, Cana Fosters