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Dirty Little Secret:I Fake My Memory Loss! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: It's dirty little secret with billy the kid in the
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  Speaker 1: morning on mix 102.9 brought to you by mint dentistry
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  Speaker 1: all right if you got a secret 833-787-1029 and make
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  Speaker 1: it good anytime you want you can confess just call
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  Speaker 1: us up it's billy the kid candace lopez producer poo
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  Speaker 1: you got a secret.
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  Speaker 2: So this confession my wife would absolutely kill me if
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  Speaker 2: she ever found out but uh I tend to lie
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  Speaker 2: about how bad my memory loss actually is.
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  Speaker 3: You lie about your memory loss? Yeah. Okay. But you
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  Speaker 3: do have memory loss? Tell us the situation.
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  Speaker 2: Well, so a few years ago, I was in a
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  Speaker 2: pretty serious car accident on the 35. Oh, gosh. So
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  Speaker 2: a guy fell asleep behind the wheel and rear-ended me
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  Speaker 2: when I was coming home from work. I ended up
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  Speaker 2: hospitalized with a pretty bad concussion. And afterwards, I started
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  Speaker 2: dealing with some memory loss, specifically short term. That part
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  Speaker 2: is actually true.
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  Speaker 3: So, well, that's scary.
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  Speaker 1: So you did have some memory loss when you went
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  Speaker 1: to the doctor or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: They figured that out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I put like my secret. I definitely use it
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  Speaker 2: to my advantage.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no. It's not funny. I don't mean to laugh. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean you... I've heard of people doing
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  Speaker 3: this with hearing loss before, but... What?
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  Speaker 2: I've heard....
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  Speaker 3: God. Okay, sorry. I'm so immature. So what do you do?
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  Speaker 2: So you know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. I just picked it up. I picked up on it.
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  Speaker 3: So what do you... Yeah, what exactly goes down?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So like every other husband on the planet, sometimes
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  Speaker 2: I forget things and Sometimes her wife asks me to
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  Speaker 2: pick something up or do, like, a to-do list and
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  Speaker 2: plans she told me about. And I've actually forgotten our
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  Speaker 2: anniversary before.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, babe.
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  Speaker 3: It's not good. Yeah, it's not good. But you have
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  Speaker 3: an issue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, like, whatever she's upset, I kind of pull
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  Speaker 2: out the, like, babe, you know my condition. And, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's really hard for me to remember certain things. And
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  Speaker 2: it pretty much works.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: This is funny, but not funny. Well, yeah. What is
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  Speaker 3: she going to say? But you're not lying. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 3: can't come back to that. Yeah. You can't come back. Well, sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I have memory loss. I got hit.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, what do you want me to do? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you almost lost me. You almost lost me, and now
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  Speaker 3: you're yelling at me? You're going to throw that at her? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Did you forget, wifey?
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  Speaker 1: Did you forget you almost lost me, and now you're
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  Speaker 1: yelling at me because I forgot every anniversary.
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  Speaker 3: We've ever had? Just the times I had to buy
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  Speaker 3: a gift. I'm traumatized every time I go down 35, girl.
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  Speaker 1: The thing about it is, though, is can't you just go, hey,
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  Speaker 1: let me set that in my phone at some time?
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  Speaker 3: Right. That's a good point.
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  Speaker 1: But sometimes you forget that.
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  Speaker 3: If it's short-term memory loss, as soon as it pops up,
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  Speaker 3: I forgot.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I already forgot. I think I have memory loss, too, sir. So,
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  Speaker 3: you know what? It is what it is. But she understands.
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  Speaker 3: She goes with it, obviously. You're still together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, you know, I do forget.
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  Speaker 3: I forget things.
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  Speaker 2: But, like, half the time when I forget something my
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  Speaker 2: wife told me, it's not the conditions. It's just me
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  Speaker 2: being an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 3: That's fair.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've used it at work, too.
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  Speaker 3: Really? How?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, when I've forgotten to do something, it works.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, maybe that's what poo's suffering from, and we
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  Speaker 3: don't know. That's probably, yeah. When we go out to eat,
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  Speaker 3: sometimes I forget. You forget to bring your wallet every time? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I legit, and it's short-term memory loss. I think yours
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  Speaker 3: is more long-term. It's long-term? I don't know what it is,
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  Speaker 3: but it's something.
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  Speaker 1: Well, sir, good for you. I don't want to say
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  Speaker 1: good for you. I don't know if I should advocate
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  Speaker 1: and promote such behavior.
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  Speaker 3: Don't abuse this. But do what you got to do.
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  Speaker 3: It's a superpower. It really is. That's not fair. Well, Candace,
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  Speaker 3: it's not his fault. He got hit on 35. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I know, but we're happy he's okay. He's not. He's
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  Speaker 3: not okay. He's not okay. He's playing his wife. He
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  Speaker 3: is not okay. Maybe he forgot that he forgot.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And she forgot. Was she in the car when you
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  Speaker 3: got hit or no? She was not. So it's not
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  Speaker 3: her excuse. Or did you forget that she was in
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  Speaker 3: the car?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot going on here.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, thank you, sir.
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  Speaker 1: And I hope, in all seriousness, I'm glad you're okay.
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  Speaker 1: And I hope your memory loss gets better. But you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to tell her that. You already forgot.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, thank you, sir. Thank you for that. We were here.
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  Speaker 3: Who is this?