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Furry Cave Crotch · Mikey and Bob

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Speaker 1: Well nine morning freakshow, f F and f f N
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Speaker 1: f f N f f N bob f f N Yeah, dude,
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Speaker 1: it's f f N week, Bud, fireworks, furries, noa con
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Speaker 1: f f and afaf fan. Oh what a week. It's
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Speaker 1: a magical week.
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Speaker 2: We got right.
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Speaker 3: Uh, the furry conventional be in town this this week
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Speaker 3: and this weekend. Start seeing some first suitors walking around downtown,
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Speaker 3: probably like Wednesday issue Buddy and fireworks of course, you
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Speaker 3: know Pittsburgh.
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Speaker 4: We're good at that biggest one's ever, whether it's Zambelly's
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Speaker 4: or somebody.
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Speaker 1: Else, big show ever.
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's making fireworks just play of all
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Speaker 4: time out there. Oh my gosh, air balloon up.
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Speaker 1: Geez. All right, So wait, Ferris oil, f fireworks, furries fair.
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Speaker 3: Now, Ferris Wheels not good enough to be in the
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Speaker 3: f's now, Ferris Wheels not on the level.
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Speaker 1: It's it's the yank one too, right.
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Speaker 4: It's not a permanent one that's supposed to be up
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Speaker 4: on the esplanade north side.
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Speaker 1: We haven't achieved that yet.
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Speaker 3: Okay, no yanky Ferris Wheel doesn't get in the Uh, fireworks,
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Speaker 3: furries and Noah con mentioned. Those are the three things also,
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Speaker 3: uh wait, f f n s swampy yuck. This week's
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Speaker 3: weather looks gross. I know we all, we all want summer.
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Speaker 3: We're all, oh, yeah, when it's really cold on take
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Speaker 3: ninety degrees right now, No, get it out of here,
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Speaker 3: too hot, heat index into the hundreds. Yeah, it's gonna
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Speaker 3: be like triple swampy sweaty. Let me tell you. Keep
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Speaker 3: an eye on the damn furries. Okay, everybody's got to
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Speaker 3: be vigilant. Those furries are gonna overheat this week, all right.
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Speaker 3: Treat them like a damn pet. Yeah, treat them like pet,
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Speaker 3: even though we know they're humans in there.
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Speaker 4: Treat them like a passion on street water. Give him
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Speaker 4: a drink, give them they might drink out of a
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Speaker 4: bowl to give him a drink. Let him do what
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Speaker 4: they want to do, but keep the furries hydrated.
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Speaker 1: This week F S fury, firework, spurries, swamby, swamp f
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Speaker 1: f and f fuff haa week just here, Pittsburgh.
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Speaker 2: Kiss.
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Speaker 3: Congratulations to the Hoffmann family. Congratulations to Penguins head coach
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Speaker 3: Dan Muse. Congratulation to uh the man who runs the
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Speaker 3: hockey ops, Kyle Dubis. Congrats Dubes. It's twins.
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we got twins. You got him Bowl
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Speaker 1: fouls a you got him bowl?
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Speaker 5: What's that?
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Speaker 1: How do we do that? How do we draft twins?
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Speaker 1: I don't know you can draft twins. I like this
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Speaker 1: guy enough, Let's get him. Let's get him again. Run
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Speaker 1: it back, Run it back. NHL draft was uh was
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Speaker 1: over the weekend.
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Speaker 3: The Penn's draft Liam Rock, right winger, in the first
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Speaker 3: round on Friday, and then they draft his identical twin
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Speaker 3: brother Marcus Rock in the second round on Saturday.
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Speaker 4: Like, not only are they identical twins, but they're there's
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Speaker 4: something called mirror twins, which makes them like super rare.
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Speaker 3: I guess wait that's a thing. Yeah, yeah, I saw
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Speaker 3: a whole like video about him. Yeah, I saw a
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Speaker 3: video of h I saw a video of someone just
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Speaker 3: saying how funny it's going to be when if gedty
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Speaker 3: Malcolm has to try to tell them apart. Yeah, I
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Speaker 3: mean Gino, geez, is anybody gonna be able to tell
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Speaker 3: them apart? I'm sure they've pulled some fast ones in
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Speaker 3: their day, you know, but like Gino is gonna be
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Speaker 3: so con Nobody should even tell Gino that they drafted twins.
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Speaker 1: They should just show up and and stun him. Uh.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty cool though. I guess these guys are
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Speaker 3: pretty good. And uh, I don't know if they'll be
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Speaker 3: with the Pens this.
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Speaker 1: Year, but yeah, I doubt it. They're young. Yeah, well
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Speaker 1: hockey goes. Yeah, we'll see how that all works out.
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Speaker 1: But it's just uh, you know, and with hockey, it's
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Speaker 1: like you don't know who's playing in the minors and
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Speaker 1: stuff like that for the most part. But yeah, it was. Uh.
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Speaker 3: I don't pay a lot of attention to the NHL Draft,
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Speaker 3: but when it happens, it's like, dude, we got.
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Speaker 1: Twins wins mirrored twins in the first and.
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Speaker 3: Second round, not like we're doing late round. Oh go
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Speaker 3: get his brother, Like no first and second round pick.
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Speaker 3: It's Mikey, Bob Kiss Morning freak Show.
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Speaker 1: Let's get to our buddy Doug here talk back messages
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Speaker 1: brought to us by One Team Media.
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Speaker 6: Hey, Mikey and Bob Dug form me in DC watching
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Speaker 6: the NHL Draft and it has to be the worst
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Speaker 6: number one overall pick announcement ever for Gavin McKennon.
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Speaker 1: That feels so bad for this kid working his whole life.
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Speaker 3: Wait, Gavin McKinnon is the kid out of Penn State,
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Speaker 3: right drafted number one overall by Toronto.
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Speaker 6: Yeah draft and number one overall, and have the commissioner
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Speaker 6: announce it, and they bring out Justin Bieber who seems
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Speaker 6: like he has no clue what he's doing all script
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Speaker 6: and just says, mister McKenna, come on off.
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Speaker 1: It's iconic.
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Speaker 6: Also, leave it to the NHL to be the league
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Speaker 6: that gets better performers to make picks at the draft
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Speaker 6: than to actually do what they do and perform at
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Speaker 6: their All Star Game event. Last year, Celine Dion in Montreal.
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Speaker 6: This year, Justin Bieber like, no, get out of here,
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Speaker 6: come on, NHL, Doug.
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Speaker 1: It's the NHL. I kind of like the Biaber pick
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Speaker 1: of cool.
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Speaker 3: If they can get Justin Bieber to anything like Bieber's
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Speaker 3: Bieber's like massive Coachella headliner level. If they can get
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Speaker 3: him to do anything they have to, I have to.
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Speaker 3: I thought it was pretty cool. Yeah, I thought it
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Speaker 3: was fine. The NHL is involved in drafts whatever. He's
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Speaker 3: not wrong by saying the NHL is years behind every
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Speaker 3: other league trying to do anything cool. But but Justin
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Speaker 3: Bieber is also not going to play like intermiss, you know,
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Speaker 3: the NHL All Star Game or whatever. Hey, Benson Boone
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Speaker 3: is coming next Tuesday, July seventh, to the Arena. We
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Speaker 3: got your chance at tickets this morning, Benson Boone.
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Speaker 4: That's another one that's like crazy, sold out and everything.
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Speaker 4: Seven thirty and nine thirtieth morning, it's Mikey.
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Speaker 1: And Bob Basics like head. Bob is currently over there
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Speaker 1: getting caught up on Love Island, USA, where Meg the
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Speaker 1: Stallion made an appearance, and Bob just told me she was, uh, well,
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Speaker 1: go ahead, Bob, clap with her hands. She was clapping
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Speaker 1: with her butt cheeks. Dude, I mean you can do that.
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Speaker 1: You can clap with that, I mean I can. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you know.
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Speaker 4: Stallion moves before.
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Speaker 1: It's quite the skill though.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, she wasn't gonna be like on Love Island, USA
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Speaker 4: as like a a person who's like in the villa
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Speaker 4: or anything like that.
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Speaker 7: Right.
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Speaker 3: She was just on there to you know, be a
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Speaker 3: like special guest. Okay, all right, I'll just say she
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Speaker 3: wasn't like, hey, let's get down here, right, She just
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Speaker 3: walked in.
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Speaker 1: Like a yeah.
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Speaker 4: But the guy's reactions when she walked in, I think
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Speaker 4: they thought she was in Okay, like.
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Speaker 1: She's single now she broke up with that NBA dune
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Speaker 1: Clay Thompson at my end, Joy to the Island and
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Speaker 1: Love Island USA.
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Speaker 3: Still uh, still out here doing it. It's Mikey Bob
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Speaker 3: the ninety six one Kiss Morning Free Show.
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Speaker 1: Let's get to a.
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Speaker 3: Talkback message brought to us by the Pavement Group's our buddy, George.
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Speaker 8: I was going on fellow George here catching up on
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Speaker 8: Friday Mornings podcast.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, I know y'all don't do birthday shoutouts, and.
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Speaker 4: That's all well and good, okay, But as of Monday,
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Speaker 4: I will be forty six.
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Speaker 1: Happy birthday, George. Happy birthday, George, Happy birthday, George. We
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Speaker 1: usually don't do birthdays, but you you George, Happy birthday.
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Speaker 1: And as a Friday, my wife Gina will be forty oh,
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Speaker 1: Happy birthday Gina.
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Speaker 4: On Friday, Gina and George, Gina and George.
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Speaker 1: Bob, you got two more birthday twins, man, Okay, don't
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Speaker 1: take it birthday twins.
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Speaker 3: No, it's not birthday twins, George, because Bob's birthday is
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Speaker 3: uh is uh is New Year's Day. Happy birthday, George,
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Speaker 3: Happy birthday George. And let's get to another talkback message.
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Speaker 3: Here's everybuddy Troy.
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Speaker 9: Mikey, Bob Troy here.
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Speaker 1: I'm pretty behind on the.
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Speaker 9: Podcast, but and I know he's always like to talk
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Speaker 9: yourselves down. Don't think you're that special or important.
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Speaker 1: But I just want to make sure he gets known.
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Speaker 9: At any given time, anywhere between five hundred to ten
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Speaker 9: thousand of us, depending on if you know he's at
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Speaker 9: work or he's around for the moment.
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Speaker 1: At any given.
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Speaker 9: Time, we will form a mob wait good or whoever
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Speaker 9: whatever building needs it. We're riding friggins about whatever.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 9: Like I said, it was like to play yourselves down,
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Speaker 9: but you got an army behind you for sure. We're
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Speaker 9: about whatever, do whatever it takes. The backup our boys, lad.
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Speaker 3: Hell yeah Troy. I don't know what inspired that, but
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Speaker 3: I respected Troy. I respect it.
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Speaker 1: He's back far in the podcast and heard something where
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Speaker 1: he was like, ah, nobody messing with my guys.
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Speaker 4: It's like I got at least five hundred maybe ten thousand.
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Speaker 5: Won't burn it.
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Speaker 1: Down whatever you want. At any given time. If we
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Speaker 1: say the word in Pittsburgh, we will have a mob
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Speaker 1: of people that are ready to beat the absolute bleep
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Speaker 1: out of somebody or burn down buildings. What all right,
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Speaker 1: We're two very loving gentlemen here, So if we could
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Speaker 1: get a group together like that, we'd probably all go
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Speaker 1: plant flowers or something.
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Speaker 1: I'm Mikey bum Podcast.
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Speaker 3: It's oppressive heat week here in Pittsburgh. It's just gonna
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Speaker 3: be gross out. Heat index up to the triple digits.
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Speaker 3: There's air quality elevation to the high levels. Air quality
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Speaker 3: is gonna suck the next few days. It's swampy pants week.
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Speaker 3: Code red heat advisory. Uh today, Tomorrow and Wednesday. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: it ain't great out there. It's uh, it's it's kinda
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Speaker 3: just nasty hot.
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Speaker 1: It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
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Speaker 1: Freak Show. Bob.
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Speaker 3: It's time to check in with Pittsburgh Police Scanner again.
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Speaker 3: A couple of people who listen to the scanner and
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Speaker 3: report on things that uh, you know, people call the copsport.
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Speaker 3: They have their own website pghdsh Scanner dot com.
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Speaker 1: They do a great job on social media, just letting
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Speaker 1: everybody know what's happening in and around our city. From
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Speaker 1: the Pittsburgh Police Scanner.
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Speaker 3: The only thing remotely interesting was somebody getting drunk, pooping
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Speaker 3: themselves in a pleat pizza place uptown, and then calling
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Speaker 3: nine to one. Yeah, they called on themselves after they
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Speaker 3: pooped their pants. Yeah, it says they panic called nine
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Speaker 3: one one, panic scat. The following was I was hoping
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Speaker 3: there'd be more to the day than just this, but
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Speaker 3: here we are, all right. So that's our our friends
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Speaker 3: at the scanners just going, that's all we got is
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Speaker 3: somebody pooped their.
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Speaker 4: Pants and a pizza place uptown. They didn't call fane,
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Speaker 4: the pizza was bad or anything. They were just in
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Speaker 4: a panic because they pooped their pants. I didn't call
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Speaker 4: nine one one when I pooped my pants on the
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Speaker 4: way to work.
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Speaker 1: It's not something you take the OL. You take the
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Speaker 1: OL and you said something happened with my body where
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Speaker 1: I didn't make it.
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Speaker 3: You don't call the cops because you pooped your pants today.
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Speaker 3: They were drunk, though, so they probably didn't know what's
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Speaker 3: going on.
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Speaker 4: Maybe they got drunk, passed out, woke up and there
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Speaker 4: was pooping their pants, and they saw somebody else must
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Speaker 4: have pooped my pants.
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Speaker 1: Also happening around our city, Oh.
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Speaker 3: Station Square callers reporting a woman with yoga pants and
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Speaker 3: a sports bra was standing on the train tracks playing
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Speaker 3: chicken with them playing.
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Speaker 1: She's also showing the engineers what's under the bra. Oh
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Speaker 1: my god, dude, I've never heard of this before.
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Speaker 3: Uh, huh, I've heard of people playing chicken before. Where
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Speaker 3: maybe she was.
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Speaker 4: Doing the you know the horn pole, the International horn
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Speaker 4: pole signed yeah, when a train weren't honking, So she's like,
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Speaker 4: that's not working. Let me show them my honkers. Obviously
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Speaker 4: it probably worked.
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Speaker 1: Huh.
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Speaker 3: I heard of people playing chicken before. I've never heard
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Speaker 3: a nipple chicken. No, that's what's happening in and around
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Speaker 3: our city.
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Speaker 3: It is Mikey and Bob, the ninety six to one
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Speaker 3: Kiss Morning Freak Show. Bob, it's hot and sweaty and
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Speaker 3: swampy out. It's gonna be a oppressively hot week here
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Speaker 3: in uh in Western Pa. Just heated decks like one
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Speaker 3: hundreds just you know, all the severe weather, oppressive hot,
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Speaker 3: make sure you hydrate and pets and old people and
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Speaker 3: all that.
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Speaker 1: It's the week for this, you know. And man, I'm
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Speaker 1: telling you, like watch the Furries.
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Speaker 3: Watch when the Furries start coming into town for Anthrocon
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Speaker 3: this week out series.
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Speaker 1: Noah Con too.
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Speaker 3: If you at to know a con show, uh, you know,
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Speaker 3: on July third, just watch out for each other. That's
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Speaker 3: gonna that's a long day there on a hot day.
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Speaker 3: Uh Noah Con by the way, was talking about his
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Speaker 3: tour and just how hot it is.
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Speaker 2: He's gonna be insane, how sweaty and swamp asked I
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Speaker 2: get this summer. You're gonna be seeing levels of chafing
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Speaker 2: and levels of boy contact heat rash use that haven't
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Speaker 2: been seen in thousands of years, since the since the
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Speaker 2: dawn of the cave, back when they had to.
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Speaker 1: Wear those wine cloths. I can only imagine how sweaty
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Speaker 1: they were getting.
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Speaker 2: The music is good too, The show is amazing, Like
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Speaker 2: I'm kicking things over, I'm climbing up, playing all a
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Speaker 2: song as you love.
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Speaker 1: It's gonna be satisy, but just I almost don't even
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Speaker 1: care about that.
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Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about how it's gonna feel on my
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Speaker 2: thighs and and what my thighs are gonna look like at.
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Speaker 1: The end of all of this, at the end of August,
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Speaker 1: my thighs are gonna be at their own end.
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Speaker 3: That's noa Con telling you all about. Here's here's tour. Hey,
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Speaker 3: we're cave crotch weather cave crotch, dude, that's the worst,
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Speaker 3: that's the peak. Nothing stinkier than cave. No, nothing is
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Speaker 3: worse than cave cross back in cavetimes.
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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, even know to walk you imagine the
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Speaker 4: smells of cave crotch. It would just sit in like
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Speaker 4: a stream and be like it's clean, it's coming with
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Speaker 4: it wasn't clean. It's coming for us, Cave Crotch Man Krod.
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Speaker 4: Noah CON's Cave Crotch is coming to town.
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Speaker 1: Sold out to it sold out it is. People are
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Speaker 1: paying five hundred bucks a ticket to see to listen
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Speaker 1: to Cave crops sing his summer songs. Dude.
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Speaker 3: By the way, somebody poop their pants at the Noah
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Speaker 3: Con concert and it's become a thing. We will get
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Speaker 3: to that coming up around seven ten.
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Speaker 1: Right now, it is time to take you back to
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Speaker 1: a moment in the show that made us laugh, made
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Speaker 1: us smile, And we're taking your way back for today
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Speaker 1: in free show History. Today, here we go today history.
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Speaker 10: History.
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Speaker 4: Every now and then for today in free show History,
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Speaker 4: we go way back, way back.
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Speaker 1: It used to be a woman who called her show
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Speaker 1: all the time.
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Speaker 3: Her name was Eileen from Black Ox, and she would
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Speaker 3: always get real sweaty in the summertime and always warned
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Speaker 3: us about the heat in what she called swampy pants month.
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Speaker 11: Swomping up months coming up, swampy pants month, that is
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Speaker 11: when eighties and nineties comes. People better have a lot
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Speaker 11: of effort and the stuff. I guess when that month comes,
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Speaker 11: the swampy pants months coming up.
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Speaker 1: I thought, you don't want to hear that one swampy
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Speaker 1: pants month, that's what I call it.
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Speaker 11: I guess change and clothes a lot when that month comes.
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Speaker 1: Talk to everything, Happy swampy pants months the next month,
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Speaker 1: and now I'm.
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Speaker 11: Always changing talk one's on it. It's all sweating up
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Speaker 11: and they hate not to change it all the time.
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Speaker 1: I can only imagine what about the swampy pants.
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Speaker 11: Thanks someone that shorts his sweaty sometimes skits sweaty and too.
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Speaker 3: During uh, during swampy pants month? About how many times
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Speaker 3: a day are you changing due to sweat.
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Speaker 11: Maybe sometimes twice and sauce to hit and sweaty. I
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Speaker 11: have to change them. There's my feet?
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Speaker 1: What a lot? Now if you go a whole day
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Speaker 1: without changing your pants during swampy pants month, what does
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Speaker 1: it smell like?
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Speaker 11: I'd say, well bad, That's why I got a worst
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Speaker 11: every day. If I had the sauce and of sweaty
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Speaker 11: talks and.
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Speaker 3: As personal hygiene is a fun thing. Yeah, the BT
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Speaker 3: Awards were on last night. Uh, Drewsky hosted it and
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Speaker 3: he you know, he has that one skit with the
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Speaker 3: uh the preacher at the Mega church and everything. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: Drewsky opened the show and he's flying over the crowd,
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Speaker 3: which is fine. We've seen that before. You know, people
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Speaker 3: hooked the wires all that stuff. Yeah, Rick Ross I
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Speaker 3: think thought he was flying. You gotta look up the
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Speaker 3: clip online because everybody else, like god, Rick Ross is
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Speaker 3: like he's flying, I mean done. I don't know what
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Speaker 3: Rick Ross takes or anything, but when you see Rick Ross,
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Speaker 3: he looked like he thought.
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Speaker 1: The Drewsky was really it was all real.
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Speaker 3: He did a Joe Jackson skit that's like getting a
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Speaker 3: lot of play online to uh Keky Palmer. There was
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Speaker 3: a point where Drewsky's just going through the crowd and
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Speaker 3: then Keky Palmer kind of put him in his place.
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Speaker 1: No, my bad, bad, I've been drunk.
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Speaker 12: This should have been my gig. What the hell would
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Speaker 12: they have you hoped? And this is the problem, debb
18:43
Speaker 12: be tripping because this should have been made. I got it,
18:46
Speaker 12: I got it. This next performance is by a Gramil
18:49
Speaker 12: Walman who can't dripping it has been up to this stuff.
18:54
Speaker 12: Give it up for the one.
18:55
Speaker 1: Holy Keky Palmer is great.
18:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, Keiki cut A hosted but man Drewsky. He doesn't
19:01
Speaker 3: miss very much right now. And you know that's what
19:04
Speaker 3: you want after an award show. You want to get
19:06
Speaker 3: people talking and you know people be passing around the
19:09
Speaker 3: Drewski skits all day Today. Album of the Year went
19:12
Speaker 3: to Clips. Let God sort them out. I ain't arguing
19:15
Speaker 3: with that. That's one of my favorite albums of like
19:17
Speaker 3: the last decade. I love that album.
19:19
Speaker 1: Now let's get to Noah Kan here on the Kiss
19:21
Speaker 1: Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey and Bob.
19:23
Speaker 4: Noah Kan, of course, is playing a massive sold out
19:27
Speaker 4: show at panc Park July third.
19:29
Speaker 1: He was just in Philly a few days ago. It's
19:33
Speaker 1: just unbelievable, Like.
19:34
Speaker 4: Did you see the video of the shake, Like we've
19:37
Speaker 4: only experienced the shake one time? Yeah, the Taylor Shake
19:42
Speaker 4: where it felt like an earthquake and damn acres. Sure Yeah,
19:45
Speaker 4: we saw act for sure. Shake like the floor was
19:47
Speaker 4: moving there you're standing there. Second night of the Aras
19:50
Speaker 4: Tour Love Story, Yeah, yeah, you.
19:52
Speaker 1: Bow me out.
19:54
Speaker 3: You're just trying to stand there. Everything's shaken. Never seen
19:57
Speaker 3: the building shake like that before. He was shaking the building.
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Speaker 4: Video of somebody under the second deck like in the
20:03
Speaker 4: in the first first section there it's moving. Look the
20:06
Speaker 4: hup took took film of it. The whole thing is
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Speaker 4: just moving along.
20:12
Speaker 3: Noacan's tour is giving me Taylor swift eras tour vibes. Yeah,
20:15
Speaker 3: where it's like, hey, everybody, this is good vibes and
20:18
Speaker 3: sing along here. If you ain't for that, get out
20:21
Speaker 3: of here because.
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Speaker 1: We we need a summer show to sort of make
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Speaker 1: us off.
20:26
Speaker 3: I'm I'm man, I'm not gonna be in town for NOA.
20:28
Speaker 3: Kon Man going out of towne well, summer vacation and
20:31
Speaker 3: I'm gonna miss it. I love Noah Coon manp actually, since.
20:34
Speaker 1: No kon Bob is just like us, love to laugh
20:39
Speaker 1: at poop jokes man, no con Hell, Yeah, somebody pooped
20:43
Speaker 1: their pants at the NOA Coon show in Philly.
20:45
Speaker 3: There was video of somebody it looked like they had
20:49
Speaker 3: shaken a log or two out of their shorts, really
20:52
Speaker 3: did and it was on the.
20:54
Speaker 1: Ground and then video got out.
20:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, it caused Noacon to post online. If you have
20:59
Speaker 3: to poop the show. Please, dear God, just go to
21:01
Speaker 3: the bathroom. I've pooped my pants as much as the
21:04
Speaker 3: next twenty.
21:05
Speaker 1: Nine year old.
21:06
Speaker 3: But you guys got to understand there's a venue worker
21:08
Speaker 3: out there with a thousand yard stare after dealing with that.
21:11
Speaker 3: So of course that went super viral online. Don't poop
21:15
Speaker 3: your pants at the Noah Khan Show. And then he
21:19
Speaker 3: was just last night in Toronto. You know who's up
21:23
Speaker 3: in Canada. Before he comes down here and address the
21:26
Speaker 3: crowd about pooping their pants, I.
21:29
Speaker 10: Swear I will not my pants, and if I do,
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Speaker 10: I won't take it from my pants and put it.
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Speaker 2: On the floor.
21:46
Speaker 3: Just okay, okay. Now he's getting a call. He gets
21:50
Speaker 3: calls during his show, and he answers it. It's kind
21:52
Speaker 3: of a funny part of the show.
21:53
Speaker 1: The National Center for IVS and Diarrhea. Oh no, he's
21:57
Speaker 1: oh he's got the Diarrhea Center calling it during the
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Speaker 1: Toroh no, what do they want to say? It's actually
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Speaker 1: from yes, I'm so sorry. All right? There he goes
22:07
Speaker 1: noa con He's telling you, hey, you know what I
22:10
Speaker 1: was wrong? What in for a dolls did deal with
22:12
Speaker 1: colitis and diarrhea? Bleep all you bleep and want Hey listen,
22:19
Speaker 1: let's not try to outdo Philly Pittsburgh. Okay, Philly is
22:23
Speaker 1: the show that kicked off the Noah con fans pooping
22:26
Speaker 1: on the floor. Yeah, we don't. Let's not follow it all.
22:29
Speaker 1: We don't need to continue that trend because then we're
22:31
Speaker 1: gonna be marked as a stint if it happens in Philly.
22:33
Speaker 1: And and Pittsburgh were marked as a sting.
22:35
Speaker 4: And we know how expensive these tickets are, so imagine
22:38
Speaker 4: the people sitting all around you.
22:39
Speaker 3: They don't want to smell poop. Well, alsoake your way
22:42
Speaker 3: to the bathroom. Yeah, you know if you miss a
22:44
Speaker 3: song or two, you know, look at the set list
22:48
Speaker 3: and then you decide what what songs? What portion of
22:52
Speaker 3: the Noacan show?
22:53
Speaker 1: Can I go to the bathroom?
22:54
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I gotta throw the warning out there
22:56
Speaker 3: at Pittsburgh, let's not be the Noah coon poopy pants city.
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Speaker 1: All right, Philly's already got the title. Let's leave him
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Speaker 1: have it.
23:04
Speaker 4: I know you're excited, maybe got a little excited stomach.
23:07
Speaker 4: Then you're there with your friends dancing and jumping around.
23:10
Speaker 1: Everybody's dehydrating. It's hot at diary, diary when you're dehydrated,
23:15
Speaker 1: maybe maybe wear dipe Nope, no diapers.
23:18
Speaker 4: No go in the toilet, everybody. We don't need another
23:21
Speaker 4: incident like happened in Philly. All right, another big, massive
23:25
Speaker 4: show that's coming next Tuesday to the arena. Benson Boone
23:29
Speaker 4: is basically like all sold out. We got tickets around
23:31
Speaker 4: seven thirty and nine thirty.
23:32
Speaker 1: It's Mike ym Bob.
23:40
Speaker 3: We will have your chance at Benson Boone tickets in
23:42
Speaker 3: just a couple of minutes. Here he's playing the arena
23:44
Speaker 3: next Tuesday. I mean it's pretty much sold out. I
23:46
Speaker 3: think Bob was just looking. There's like some obstructed view
23:49
Speaker 3: sort of behind the stage seats. Maybe still yeah, yeah,
23:54
Speaker 3: this is uh, it's a pretty big show next Tuesday.
23:56
Speaker 3: Good thing it's inside in the arena once sweaty booners.
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Speaker 1: Can't have sweaty booners. We're gonna have sweaty What are
24:07
Speaker 1: no convans called connors? Do we have a name for No?
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Speaker 5: I don't know.
24:15
Speaker 1: Are there connors? Look it up? See if Noah con
24:17
Speaker 1: fans have a name, I feel like they should, you know, bugs,
24:22
Speaker 1: maybe just the bugs.
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Speaker 4: No con fans. Well, this is according to the Internet. Yeah,
24:30
Speaker 4: bugs are busy heads, dude.
24:31
Speaker 1: Bugs. That was right.
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Speaker 3: Bugs there you go, all right, what are we doing?
24:36
Speaker 3: Sweaty bugs? Sweaty bugs? Benson Boone tickets in just a minute.
24:40
Speaker 3: Here in the Kids Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey and
24:42
Speaker 3: Bob everybody. Brandon's on a heater here.
24:44
Speaker 2: Man.
24:45
Speaker 3: He is just putting in some great Pittsburgh content. You
24:48
Speaker 3: can look him up on Instagram. Tourists, look up, my
24:51
Speaker 3: guy looks like Pittsburgh.
24:52
Speaker 1: He does. He got the big like you know, handlebar mustache.
24:56
Speaker 4: Just he's I mean, he gets going when he gets
24:58
Speaker 4: going making videos, He's found like Pittsburgh.
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Speaker 1: He was at Kennywood over the weekend. I'm not gonna lie.
25:03
Speaker 8: I ain't been to freaking kenny Wood since I was
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Speaker 8: fifteen years old.
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Speaker 1: I'm having the best time. We've been ripping coasters, we've
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Speaker 1: been drinking beer, We've been ripping casters. We've been to
25:15
Speaker 1: hear him beers getting excited. He's so happy.
25:20
Speaker 4: We've been eating freak every country.
25:22
Speaker 1: I've been to every country.
25:23
Speaker 8: I don't even have to bring my passport, just ripping
25:25
Speaker 8: it down at kenny Wood, having the best freaking time.
25:28
Speaker 1: About to rip the old Phantom before the John shuts down.
25:31
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, about to rip the old fanom before
25:34
Speaker 1: the Jahn jumps.
25:35
Speaker 3: Done great job there, Brandon. And then in another video
25:39
Speaker 3: he posted this weekend, I love this. This is just
25:42
Speaker 3: like take a guy that's so Pittsburgh and super insured,
25:46
Speaker 3: and then what would he say to the people that
25:49
Speaker 3: he works with when they start.
25:50
Speaker 1: Telling him, Hey, AI is coming for your jams, coming,
25:55
Speaker 1: It's coming for all of us.
25:56
Speaker 8: Ah, Brandon, AI's coming for our jobs.
26:00
Speaker 1: AI's gonna replace us.
26:02
Speaker 8: Hey, mama, I'd like to see AI go down at
26:05
Speaker 8: a freaking nor Shore.
26:06
Speaker 1: Okay, I already know it's about to be good. I
26:08
Speaker 1: like to see freaking Ai go down.
26:11
Speaker 8: On a Steelers Sunday eight am, drink about thirty icy lights,
26:17
Speaker 8: then go to McFadden's and proceed to drink another fifteenth
26:21
Speaker 8: and scream and yelling, singing dance on the freaking bar
26:25
Speaker 8: after the lures freaking win. I would love to see
26:28
Speaker 8: AI goes swim in the Maud River for a whole
26:32
Speaker 8: day and not come out with some type of effect.
26:35
Speaker 1: Let's see.
26:35
Speaker 8: I would love to see AI sitting freaking traffic on
26:39
Speaker 8: pett Avenue and freaking Butler Street to a twenty freaking
26:44
Speaker 8: minute while they replace their freaking cord bring decide.
26:48
Speaker 1: I'd love to see Ai do that. I love to
26:50
Speaker 1: see Ai do that.
26:52
Speaker 4: Okay, I'd love to see a freaking nor Side drink
26:56
Speaker 4: about thirty icy lights.
26:58
Speaker 1: They going to McFadden's.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that because everybody works with somebody that's
27:05
Speaker 3: not quite understood.
27:07
Speaker 1: Oh when when you say, he's like, okay, I'd like
27:12
Speaker 1: to see Ai come and do this right, great job, Brandon.
27:15
Speaker 1: You can look him up, tourists, look up on Instagram.
27:19
Speaker 1: He just does a great job. So funny. He's just
27:21
Speaker 1: he's so good at what he does. And what does
27:23
Speaker 1: he do, I don't know. It just makes great all right,
27:26
Speaker 1: here is your chance at Benson Boone tickets. Next Tuesday
27:29
Speaker 1: at you Arena. Here's your chance to win Benson Boon tickets.
27:34
Speaker 3: Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,
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Speaker 3: heat index is gonna feel like one hundred. Make sure
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28:27
Speaker 3: mikey Abob, the ninety six to one kiss morning free show.
28:29
Speaker 3: Love Island USA continues to dominate our summer. Season eight
28:35
Speaker 3: has two billion viewing minutes in the last two weeks.
28:39
Speaker 1: A lot of people watch two billion minutes.
28:41
Speaker 3: A lot of people watch in the last two weeks,
28:44
Speaker 3: and of those viewers, Peacock says, twenty seven percent are
28:48
Speaker 3: new viewers and.
28:49
Speaker 1: This is like their first time watching Love Island USA.
28:52
Speaker 1: It's become a big thing. Megan A.
28:54
Speaker 4: Stallion made an appearance on Love Island USA last night.
28:57
Speaker 5: No, she's not in the villa.
28:58
Speaker 4: The guys don't get a chance at her or anything
29:00
Speaker 4: that She's just.
29:01
Speaker 3: There, like, you know, host some stuff and make it
29:03
Speaker 3: appearance and everything. Then we read the Facebook comments.
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Speaker 1: Do you WB We're going to a very deep dark
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Speaker 1: place on the Internet. It's time for ninety six to
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29:15
Speaker 3: Love Island Season eight continues, Megan thee Stallion makes an appearance,
29:21
Speaker 3: and then we read the Facebook comments.
29:23
Speaker 1: Riley R delusional. The whole Love Island show is delusional.
29:28
Speaker 1: Make them stay two months and they'll all get pregnant.
29:30
Speaker 1: And at the reunion we can have a reveal on
29:32
Speaker 1: who the father is, Like Maury povid.
29:34
Speaker 4: Juice to do that would mean something something. Ashley P
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Speaker 4: in all caps, I scream.
29:44
Speaker 1: Yo, hot girl.
29:46
Speaker 5: Megan's back in the villain.
29:50
Speaker 1: Screaming. Britney W. My husband calls this show my lady porn.
29:55
Speaker 1: He isn't wrong and he's watching it now.
29:57
Speaker 5: Too, Jess W.
30:00
Speaker 1: Carl's weird looking.
30:01
Speaker 3: And fine at the same time, My lady senses her
30:04
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30:08
Speaker 1: And her body. Baby, you weird looking fine? Carl?
30:15
Speaker 4: Are there women watching this by the way, just to
30:17
Speaker 4: see likes it?
30:20
Speaker 1: The guy called it her lady porn? But is it?
30:23
Speaker 1: It's really on that level kind of right? Well, her
30:26
Speaker 1: lady senses were tingling go explore her body.
30:29
Speaker 5: Watch you know.
30:30
Speaker 1: H Corbin asked Megan thee Stallion if she liked his moves,
30:33
Speaker 1: and Meg should have just roasted his corny ass.
30:36
Speaker 3: April see here in the Love Island USA Facebook comments,
30:39
Speaker 3: this is my first season, honest question.
30:42
Speaker 1: Anyone getting pregnant or anyone getting some type of bumps
30:45
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30:48
Speaker 1: They gotta be testing. It's a valid question just called
30:50
Speaker 1: Love Island. It's sex island. They gotta be doing swabs
30:53
Speaker 1: and tests. Right. If one person gets something whole, Damn
30:57
Speaker 1: Island might get it, you know, Danielle T Can I
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Speaker 1: get two.
31:04
Speaker 3: Ask clamps for Megan thee Stallion supporting our girls? Can
31:07
Speaker 3: she just take over hosting this show?
31:09
Speaker 1: Trevor R. Little hack for you dudes right here? Okay,
31:13
Speaker 1: if if I watch girls in bikinis clapping ass cheeks
31:17
Speaker 1: on my phone, okay, my girlfriend gets mad. But if
31:22
Speaker 1: I sit here and watch this Love Island USA madness,
31:25
Speaker 1: she loves me for it. I'm not sure what the
31:27
Speaker 1: difference is. Man, My man's got a hack here, kind
31:31
Speaker 1: of got a point, right, He's got it all figured
31:34
Speaker 1: it out. And then if You're watching girls.
31:36
Speaker 3: And bikinis clap ass cheeks on your phone and then
31:40
Speaker 3: your girlfriend says, hey, what are you watching on your phone?
31:43
Speaker 1: Just be like, these are the new recruit Love Island.
31:45
Speaker 1: Love Island what. I'm just getting them on their OnlyFans stage.
31:49
Speaker 1: They're not quite to the villa yet, but I'm recruiting
31:52
Speaker 1: for Love Island.
31:53
Speaker 3: A couple more here, Love Island USA Facebook comments Levi
31:58
Speaker 3: h I'm having a Love Island summer. I watched this pregame,
32:02
Speaker 3: then head out to the bars with my girls.
32:04
Speaker 1: No men are safe, man, Just watch out, watch out.
32:08
Speaker 1: Hack wol frigging nia g.
32:11
Speaker 4: These morons definitely thought Megan thee Stallion was here to
32:13
Speaker 4: stay when she first came out.
32:15
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. She came out and goes, I'll got
32:17
Speaker 1: her trans with no, you don't, She's not there for you.
32:20
Speaker 3: And one more here somebody's drunk aunt Patty in the
32:23
Speaker 3: Facebook comments Patty, ay.
32:25
Speaker 1: This show needs man with some chest hair. That's how
32:28
Speaker 1: I like it. America's turning two hundred and fifty.
32:34
Speaker 3: I am completely locked into the World Cup man, Like
32:37
Speaker 3: I know, Team USA. They don't play until Wednesday night
32:41
Speaker 3: against Bosnia and hurts Covina.
32:43
Speaker 1: You watch Canada, dude, Canada is awesome. I watched first
32:47
Speaker 1: knockout round game.
32:48
Speaker 3: Canada beat South Africa one nothing in the first knockout
32:52
Speaker 3: round match.
32:53
Speaker 1: Canada's never been this far in the World Cup. It's
32:55
Speaker 1: awesome to see.
32:56
Speaker 3: You know, they're one of those countries with us in Mexico.
32:59
Speaker 3: It's cool to see handed to make it to the
33:00
Speaker 3: next round. Hopefully the US can do the same. We
33:03
Speaker 3: got matches today though, Brazil Japan one pm in Houston, Germany,
33:07
Speaker 3: Paraguay four thirty and Fox Bro Netherlands and Morocco nine
33:11
Speaker 3: pm to night in Guadaloupe, Mexico.
33:13
Speaker 1: Those are big matches, man. This is hey.
33:15
Speaker 3: These are the matches where if you lose, you're done,
33:18
Speaker 3: You're hot, you're done going home. This is when if
33:21
Speaker 3: if everything's tied, all right, do penalty do penalties out, Holly, it's.
33:25
Speaker 4: Penalty kick time now, because we gotta get a winner.
33:28
Speaker 4: This isn't okay, they tied and we'll play again. In
33:30
Speaker 4: all this is we'll go to penalty kicks because somebody's
33:33
Speaker 4: gotta win.
33:34
Speaker 1: So World Cup action continues today. All in man, it's
33:37
Speaker 1: knocked out round stage down to thirty two and you
33:41
Speaker 1: can hear the games on the free iHeartRadio app. It
33:44
Speaker 1: is Mikey and Bob.
33:45
Speaker 3: Bob, It's time to get to some Say something nice
33:47
Speaker 3: here anytime. You can send messages through the free iHeartRadio app.
33:51
Speaker 3: If you got something nice, say about someone, something sort
33:54
Speaker 3: of you know, brighten somebody's day, turn somebody's day around,
33:57
Speaker 3: some positivity.
34:01
Speaker 5: Say something nice, Say something nice.
34:05
Speaker 1: Morning boys. It's mystery, and I'm just so sad that
34:11
Speaker 1: I didn't want to know a contickets you know. Oh no,
34:14
Speaker 1: A lot of people are sad they don't have no
34:16
Speaker 1: cont tickets.
34:17
Speaker 5: I know, I know.
34:17
Speaker 1: I also don't have no Con tickets, and I will
34:20
Speaker 1: go real bad either.
34:21
Speaker 13: The nice you guys are amazing.
34:22
Speaker 11: You laugh, You make me laugh every day.
34:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, you laugh too. I just wanted to say something
34:28
Speaker 1: nice to you guys and keep on doing what you're doing.
34:31
Speaker 5: Okay, say something nice, say something nice.
34:38
Speaker 3: The Noah Con tickets is uh all right. It's like
34:42
Speaker 3: levels of like Taylor swift Ara's tour, like We're we're there. Yeah,
34:46
Speaker 3: we're getting close.
34:48
Speaker 1: They're like that level of like the resale prices and
34:52
Speaker 1: just the the spectacle of the panic of not having it.
34:57
Speaker 3: I just don't think we've seen something like this, maybe
35:00
Speaker 3: Sabrina Carpenter.
35:02
Speaker 1: Sobrina Carpenter was like madness like this. Yeah, he's kind
35:06
Speaker 1: of madness like this too. It just hasn't approached yet.
35:09
Speaker 1: Like we're in the no, it's no Con week. No
35:12
Speaker 1: Con is now in the category of people who can
35:14
Speaker 1: sell the hell out of any places with like Taylor Swift,
35:17
Speaker 1: Olivia Rodrigo, Harry Styles. Ye, that's meeting there too.
35:22
Speaker 4: It's also no Con week. And all I saw on
35:23
Speaker 4: my timeline was videos of his shows.
35:26
Speaker 3: Yeah, they invaded vibes everywhere, sing along.
35:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, we got another one here.
35:36
Speaker 5: Say something nice, Say something nice.
35:40
Speaker 1: Hey, say something nice, say something nice.
35:44
Speaker 5: Okay, say something nice, say something nice.
35:52
Speaker 1: Just wanted to say that.
35:53
Speaker 12: I hope that you guys are often enjoying your vacations
35:55
Speaker 12: at this point.
35:56
Speaker 1: And hey, Nicole, guess what not on vacation doing a
36:01
Speaker 1: live shot? Yeah, watch job's coming soon. No, getting so
36:05
Speaker 1: much needed relaxation. And nope, we're not relaxing yet. We're
36:09
Speaker 1: live in the studio this morning. Bob. I'm telling you,
36:13
Speaker 1: Bob this, keep an eye on your Instagram if I
36:15
Speaker 1: win those no Con tickets. Oh, she's trying to win
36:17
Speaker 1: no Con ticket. Still keeping an eye on my Instagram.
36:20
Speaker 8: Messaging you because if you were many dot coming with
36:24
Speaker 8: me and uh boy, enter your vacations.
36:27
Speaker 11: Y'all deserve it.
36:27
Speaker 1: Okay, we're not on a vacation. Yeah, she's taking me.
36:30
Speaker 1: She wins no Con taking you, dude, what a treat.
36:34
Speaker 1: That is something nice.
36:35
Speaker 3: You're gonna be all right if you go see no
36:38
Speaker 3: cow me sweaty if you get in noa Con.
36:40
Speaker 1: You don't have tickets yet right now? Your daughter's going, right,
36:43
Speaker 1: George's going. She got my daughter and her friend. What
36:46
Speaker 1: a nice dad got her tickets and you're not even
36:49
Speaker 1: going to see your guy. Noa con man, I.
36:51
Speaker 4: Might end up with cave crotch, though I'm worried about it.
36:54
Speaker 4: No Con put out that warning that he's he's overheating
36:56
Speaker 4: out there. You let me in there?
36:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially this this warm this week. Yeah see if
37:01
Speaker 1: to see If any of this is hits you, it's
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Speaker 1: Hey, nice job.
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Speaker 3: Buck ups Pirates got a win yesterday nine to four
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Speaker 3: there were some Raine delays.
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Speaker 1: This kind of man. Nine to four Rhino Hern homers twice.
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Speaker 1: Did you see uh? Did you see uh?
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Speaker 4: As Merlin Valdez dude, four hundred and sixty one foot home.
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Speaker 1: Run destroyed a baseball. That's awesome. That's awesome.
38:35
Speaker 3: So Pirates go to Philly, now, God, those games are
38:38
Speaker 3: going to be brutally hot in Philly.
38:40
Speaker 1: God, Philly over fourth of July. Here I heard to
38:43
Speaker 1: miss an Island furry time. Man. They are you know,
38:45
Speaker 1: it's good to have them out of the out of
38:47
Speaker 1: town though we don't. We don't need them for furries.
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Speaker 1: We got enough going on. No, no, we got Noah
38:51
Speaker 1: conon furries. That's okay. They can go to Philly for
38:54
Speaker 1: the uh for the week they got yeah, four games right,
38:57
Speaker 1: they're playing. It starts tonight. Braxton Ashcraft pitching for the
39:02
Speaker 1: for the Buckos. And then, of course, the NHL Draft
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Speaker 1: was over the weekend. The Penguins drafted identical twins. This
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Speaker 1: is wild, the ruck brothers.
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Speaker 3: They got Liam in the first round with twenty second pick,
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Speaker 3: and then they got his identical brother Marcus in the
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Speaker 3: second round with the thirty ninth overall pick.
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Speaker 1: First and second rounders.
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Speaker 3: These guys are good enough to be first and second rounders,
39:27
Speaker 3: and we've been drafted.
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Speaker 1: Brothers feel old today. They were born in two thousand
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Speaker 1: and eight.
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Speaker 3: The Ruck brothers that the Penguins draft were born in
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Speaker 3: two thousand and eight.
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Speaker 4: Sid the kid was drafted in uh in two thousand
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Speaker 4: and five, So uh yeah, Sidney Crosby was drafted in
39:49
Speaker 4: two thousand and five.
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Speaker 1: They weren't born until two thousand and eight. They were
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Speaker 1: born three years after Sid was drafted. Jeez, Sid Man,
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Speaker 1: we're getting old, Bud. We're getting up there, Sid, that's
40:03
Speaker 1: us talking to you. Sidney Crosby man old man man,
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Speaker 1: not manid.
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Speaker 13: Uh.
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Speaker 1: By the way, Bob, you sent me this video of
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Speaker 1: the Ruck brothers. These are the new identical twins that
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Speaker 1: the Penguins have, and just some social media fun.
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Speaker 3: They had them answer questions right and it was sort
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Speaker 3: of like give your answer at the same time one, two, three.
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Speaker 3: So these are the new Penguins here the Ruck brothers,
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Speaker 3: first and second round picks. Identical twins. Person or night
40:34
Speaker 3: person to morning person, a morning person.
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Speaker 1: Sweet or savory.
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Speaker 12: See plan everything or go with the flow, go with
40:45
Speaker 12: the hollis late for holies.
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Speaker 1: Early always clean, freak or messy, messy text all day
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Speaker 1: or never replies, are we sure we got too?
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Speaker 3: Are we sure they're brothers? It's creepy, right, they're like
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Speaker 3: the same person. It is creepy, Like they sound the same.
41:07
Speaker 3: They answered the same. They weren't looking at each other
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Speaker 3: during this video. They're around the corner from each other,
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Speaker 3: so there was no like even eye contact.
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Speaker 4: There's no cues or anything like, no, no, yeah, it's
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Speaker 4: it's pretty awesome. Hey, by the way, these dudes give
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Speaker 4: them all the endorsement deals Pittsburgh.
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Speaker 1: Right, you got twins, you can.
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Speaker 4: Can you imagine the bobblehead that's coming, Oh my gosh, man,
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Speaker 4: the double headed monster.
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Speaker 1: You need to tell three. Yeah, it's double headed, double head. Oh,
41:39
Speaker 1: oh my god, doubleheaded.
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Speaker 3: Give a look the same though, and then you press
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Speaker 3: a button on the bobblehead and they both just say
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Speaker 3: the same thing over.
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Speaker 1: Like it's the same time. You know. Oh man, let's go,
41:57
Speaker 1: let's get a rock brother's bobblehead out there.
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Speaker 3: Let's go Pennce. It's pretty cool. It's gonna be interesting
42:03
Speaker 3: to see what the future holds for these guys. Obviously,
42:05
Speaker 3: they're a part of the future and maybe not a
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Speaker 3: part of like what's gonna happen next season, But it's
42:09
Speaker 3: pretty interesting that they have like just identical twins that
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Speaker 3: were good enough to be drafted in the first and
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Speaker 3: second round to the Penguins.
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Speaker 1: All right, here's your chance to win twenty five hundred dollars.
42:21
Speaker 1: Good luck. Hey, Supergirl open at the movies this weekend.
42:33
Speaker 1: Not great. Thirty eight million dollar opening. Not good.
42:35
Speaker 3: That one's gonna lose DC a lot lot of money.
42:39
Speaker 3: I think closer to break even for them. I think
42:41
Speaker 3: it's three hundred million. Yeah, not gonna make that.
42:44
Speaker 1: Toy Story still flying. Toy Story five number one with
42:47
Speaker 1: seventy million, that is gonna be a billion dollar movie again,
42:51
Speaker 1: by the way, getting close to a billion dollars. Michael.
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Speaker 1: The Michael Jackson biopick.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it has now beaten Oppenheimer as the I is
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Speaker 3: grossing biopick nine and seventy seven million dollars.
43:04
Speaker 1: The Michael Jackson biopick is made now biggest biopick ever
43:09
Speaker 1: and it's about to be a billion dollars. You gotta
43:12
Speaker 1: run it back. We need Michael two. Is it Minions week?
43:16
Speaker 1: I think it is right, it is. Yeah, Yeah, it's
43:20
Speaker 1: Minson Monsters. So that's gonna take out Toy Story. Yeah,
43:23
Speaker 1: it's gonna be the number one movie for a few weeks.
43:25
Speaker 1: Then right, they'll bumps Toy Story down to two. Yeah
43:28
Speaker 1: that man, what a what a time in the theaters,
43:32
Speaker 1: a new Toy Story and a new Minions movie at
43:34
Speaker 1: the same time.
43:36
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43:53
Speaker 12: So I'm currently on Venice Beach in California. Oh my god,
43:58
Speaker 12: and I don't want to say too much because it's
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Speaker 12: a hipo violation.
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Speaker 1: Wow wow, geez. Ten out of ten vacation on in California.
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Speaker 3: Doesn't want to say too much about vacation because everything
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Speaker 3: everything legal California. Yeah, out there, she says, ten out
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Speaker 3: of ten, living your life.
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Speaker 1: I guess. So song from the Beach to rub it in.
44:26
Speaker 1: He's okay, It's okay. It is.
44:28
Speaker 4: It's almost like to say something nice where we can
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Speaker 4: all kind of live through you for that brief second
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Speaker 4: of you being on the beach.
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Speaker 1: Here Wendy and she sat ten hip of violation, enjoying
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Speaker 1: her time.
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Speaker 3: All right, nice John, Thanks. You know what, I don't
44:41
Speaker 3: mind the people tell us they're on vacation. It's it's nice.
44:44
Speaker 3: We all we all live through you. About our guy Bobo,
44:46
Speaker 3: the mailman who goes to like a different damn country
44:49
Speaker 3: every month. Bobo always on vacation. Yeah, all right, let's
44:51
Speaker 3: get to another message here. It's our friend Opal.
44:54
Speaker 13: Guys, I just saw a baby kangaroo, all right, I
44:59
Speaker 13: don't know, and her name is nubs because she's only
45:02
Speaker 13: got I think she's missing two of her little nubs,
45:05
Speaker 13: a little fingers.
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Speaker 5: Oh my goodness.
45:08
Speaker 1: I didn't hold her because I was working and I.
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Speaker 7: Needed to like leave, but I did get a picture
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Speaker 7: of it, and I sent it to you.
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Speaker 1: This was a cute little thing.
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Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, Well, baby kangaroo.
45:19
Speaker 13: I also held a little pigmy goat too.
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. She's holding baby kangaroos and pigmy goats,
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Speaker 1: baby nubs. By the way, she did not say where
45:27
Speaker 1: she was holding a baby kangaroo and a baby pygmy
45:30
Speaker 1: goat baby nubs. Dude, nubs is such a good name
45:34
Speaker 1: for just any missing digits.
45:37
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, your nicknames is gonna be nubs no matter
45:41
Speaker 4: as soon as you lose a finger or toe your knubs, right.
45:44
Speaker 1: I mean, we got our own nub rub guy that
45:46
Speaker 1: listens and calls in the show. Yeah, our buddy Simon, man,
45:49
Speaker 1: he's missing, he's missing half a finger. And then whenever
45:52
Speaker 1: we do our yearly Stuff of Us toy drive, he
45:54
Speaker 1: sneaks up behind Bob and rubs his nub. So we
45:57
Speaker 1: call him Simon the stuff Bus nub rub guy. See,
46:01
Speaker 1: we love everybody around here. Let's get to know a
46:03
Speaker 1: talkback message here. Hey, did you know Pennsylvania produces approximately
46:09
Speaker 1: eighty percent of the pretzels consumed in the United States?
46:13
Speaker 2: Is this?
46:13
Speaker 1: I think I saw this on the internet over the
46:16
Speaker 1: weekend too, that like it's a sneaky thing. I think
46:21
Speaker 1: I think Pennsylvania because what there's like Snyders and Handover
46:26
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of pretzel companies out there, you know,
46:29
Speaker 1: doing it in Pennsylvania. So you're telling me we got pretzels.
46:34
Speaker 1: Pretzels ketchup definitely got ketchup for the entire world. Chocolate. Yeah, chocolate, yeah, her,
46:41
Speaker 1: she sent me. We're taking over the world. That's true.
46:44
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Bob. It's not Bob's birth thank you. Bob's
46:47
Speaker 1: birthday's New Year's Day. Oh yeah.
46:49
Speaker 4: There's a part of Pennsylvania labeled as the Pretzel Belt.
46:52
Speaker 4: It's right in the middle, right, Yeah, it consumes about
46:54
Speaker 4: eighty percent of the pretzels produced in the United States.
46:58
Speaker 1: If you needed to know some pointless fact on the
47:01
Speaker 1: show today, you know.
47:02
Speaker 3: We got to catch up with Hines. You know, we
47:04
Speaker 3: got the chocolate with her. She's but watch out.
47:06
Speaker 1: We have a bunch of.
47:07
Speaker 4: Different companies, right, we got a hold on the pretzel
47:10
Speaker 4: community in this country. The middle of the state's producing
47:14
Speaker 4: eighty percent of the country's pretzels. Dude, Also, Pennsylvanians consume
47:20
Speaker 4: this is insane. Up to fifteen pounds of pretzels per
47:24
Speaker 4: person every year, no way.
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Speaker 1: Five times more than the national average.
47:30
Speaker 4: Oh wait, so the average person in our country eats
47:33
Speaker 4: three pounds of pretzels every year, but here in Pennsylvania,
47:38
Speaker 4: we eat fifteen pounds of pretzels per person in Pennsylvania
47:43
Speaker 4: every year.
47:44
Speaker 1: Five times the average dude, we champion ketchup in chocolate.
47:49
Speaker 1: We're the Pretzel State.
47:52
Speaker 3: Hey, shot out to those Pittsburgh Riveters. Watch out undefeated
47:57
Speaker 3: five to nothing, went on Saturday and defeated. Regular season
48:02
Speaker 3: playoffs now start for the nine to oh to one Riveters.
48:05
Speaker 3: They will open the playoffs at home coming up on
48:09
Speaker 3: July third Man Riveters Playoffs, Noah kN Furries, Fireworks.
48:16
Speaker 1: Pitts, Begs number.
48:19
Speaker 3: Also, they're having a watch party for the knockout round.
48:24
Speaker 3: Eight pm is when it kicks off. Gates open at
48:28
Speaker 3: seven pm over at FNB Stadium where the Hounds and
48:31
Speaker 3: the Riveters play. If you want to go to the
48:33
Speaker 3: USA watch party, that's.
48:35
Speaker 1: Going to be Onday on Wednesday. Yeah, Team USA taken
48:38
Speaker 1: on Bosnia and Hurts Gabina. Wednesday is the watch party
48:42
Speaker 1: at Nervous about that one? You nervous about that game?
48:45
Speaker 1: Should be nervous every game? Now, okay, knockout stage, any
48:49
Speaker 1: things possible? Now to judge, I would say, we have
48:52
Speaker 1: a I think I saw it was like a sixty
48:55
Speaker 1: five or seventy percent chance of beating Bosnie Hurts. Okay,
48:58
Speaker 1: so you know we're supposed to win this match, right,
49:01
Speaker 1: We're supposed to win this match, but soccer, anything can happen.
49:05
Speaker 3: Man world comes exciting. I'm gonna be sad. I'm gonna
49:08
Speaker 3: have some World Cup withdrawal when when this leaves us?
49:12
Speaker 3: All right, you're ready to get to the Pittsburgh Police
49:13
Speaker 3: Scanner here, Bob.
49:14
Speaker 1: Sure.
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Speaker 3: A couple of guys who just listened to the Pittsburgh
49:17
Speaker 3: Police Scanner. They've they just have a great following on
49:20
Speaker 3: social media. You can go to their website pghdash scanner
49:24
Speaker 3: dot com and they just report on what is happening
49:29
Speaker 3: in and around our city.
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Speaker 1: Carrick Brownsville wrote.
49:33
Speaker 3: Caller said someone promised her a kitten but gave it
49:37
Speaker 3: to someone else, and everyone is currently arguing.
49:44
Speaker 4: Listen, plenty cats go around, right, I mean you're obviously yeah.
49:48
Speaker 4: You know, if anybody needs a cat, I can point
49:52
Speaker 4: you in the right direction. Okay, don't be sad because
49:54
Speaker 4: you lost out on our cat. Might be out here
49:56
Speaker 4: getting catching charges over a cat. Yeah, there's plenty of
49:59
Speaker 4: cats to go around. I mean really, somehow I.
50:02
Speaker 1: Have eight of them. You can you can have his maids, like,
50:05
Speaker 1: as long as you take care of you, if you
50:09
Speaker 1: properly take care of you, can have many cats you want.
50:11
Speaker 1: I don't think that.
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Speaker 3: I usually the people are get like thirty though. Are
50:15
Speaker 3: the people you see on the news that everything like that?
50:18
Speaker 3: But I start slow, starts collected. I could take care
50:21
Speaker 3: of eight pretty easily, man, you know.
50:23
Speaker 1: For more okay checking that also happening in and around
50:28
Speaker 1: our city.
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Speaker 4: Mount Oliver Church Avenue callers said there is a massive
50:34
Speaker 4: snake just chewing by her mom's pool.
50:36
Speaker 1: Police are on the scene. I'll say, I'll be they
50:39
Speaker 1: see a big ass snake. The police just called it
50:43
Speaker 1: a big ass snake.
50:46
Speaker 3: And then the update says one of the Mount Oliver
50:48
Speaker 3: cops seems to be a snake guy and they, oh Jesus,
50:53
Speaker 3: they now have a.
50:54
Speaker 1: Fifteen foot snake in their possession. What in the hell
50:59
Speaker 1: is going on? It is a nope, dude, that thing
51:04
Speaker 1: by the pool was it swimming? Fifteen snake in Mount Oliver, Dude,
51:09
Speaker 1: I didn't even know they existed. The Mount Oliver Mamba.
51:14
Speaker 1: Oh my, it's most dangerous snake. Dude.
51:18
Speaker 4: You get bit by the mall, you be careful out
51:21
Speaker 4: there by The Oliver Mama was out in the fifteen
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Speaker 4: feet wrangled.
51:28
Speaker 1: The Mount Oliver Mama was out there. That's what's happening
51:31
Speaker 1: in and around our city.
51:34
Speaker 3: Dang your chance at Benton boone tickets coming up around
51:38
Speaker 3: nine thirty. It's Mikey and Bob ninety six one Kiss.
51:43
Speaker 3: Is it barge time? We got barges out there.
51:45
Speaker 1: I saw the city post a picture of the barge
51:48
Speaker 1: being loaded up with the shell. Oh, Budy, Yeah, they're
51:51
Speaker 1: loading it up. Man, oh man, it's barge time. Starfires
51:57
Speaker 1: are fire. That's great. Excuse me, I'm gross.
52:01
Speaker 3: It's mike Y Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
52:03
Speaker 3: Morning Freak Show, barges being set.
52:06
Speaker 1: Up, Big two hundred and fifty USA celebration.
52:10
Speaker 4: Set in the fireworks in motion. Hey, what were you
52:12
Speaker 4: telling me about the a there's a missing time capsule. Yeah,
52:17
Speaker 4: this it was supposed to be like unveiled and like
52:20
Speaker 4: unboxed and like a whole revealed from nineteen sixteen.
52:24
Speaker 1: I believe it is. And it was in the city
52:26
Speaker 1: County or City County building. Uh huh. They can't find it. Well,
52:31
Speaker 1: how did they know that there's a time capsule If
52:33
Speaker 1: they can't find it, I guess there's lore of over
52:36
Speaker 1: the years that this was hidden.
52:38
Speaker 4: And well, if there's lore of it, though, isn't there
52:41
Speaker 4: like a map or like, hey, by the way City
52:45
Speaker 4: County building in the corner of the basement, you know, dig.
52:48
Speaker 1: Down five five feet right, you would think there's time capsule.
52:52
Speaker 1: You could think they'd have a location for it, but no, And.
52:55
Speaker 3: They've been searching for a couple of weeks using like
52:59
Speaker 3: radars and stuff, and nobody can find the time capsule
53:02
Speaker 3: like it.
53:02
Speaker 4: Was supposed to be this It was supposed to be
53:04
Speaker 4: part of the celebration for the two fifty. So yeah,
53:07
Speaker 4: and nobody can find it. I guess you think they'd
53:10
Speaker 4: have like a dog that could sniff it out.
53:12
Speaker 3: Don't we have We have bomb sniffing dogs, we have
53:15
Speaker 3: drug sniffing dogs. Isn't there like a something to catch
53:18
Speaker 3: it with the old blood han that comes in and say, hey,
53:21
Speaker 3: we don't use you very often, but we bury your
53:23
Speaker 3: time caps a long time ago, nineteen sixteen.
53:29
Speaker 1: Get your sniffer out of Anybody knows what's inside of
53:33
Speaker 1: this thing, so.
53:34
Speaker 4: Uh, it's it says it's believed to contain a Bible,
53:40
Speaker 4: newspaper clippings in US and Pittsburgh flags.
53:44
Speaker 1: Okay, nothing excited, then, you know what, who cares? Just
53:49
Speaker 1: let that be lost, then we don't need any of
53:52
Speaker 1: that stuff. I guess.
53:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, Corey is people scanning walls and everything for it
53:57
Speaker 4: because it was supposed to be part of the celebration,
53:59
Speaker 4: but no luck yet he.
54:01
Speaker 1: Lost the time cap Yeah, I don't know, man, dude,
54:04
Speaker 1: you know where the time capsule is. It's whoever's got
54:06
Speaker 1: the Penguins mascot. That's where the time capsule's at. I
54:09
Speaker 1: think it's whoever's got the penguin. I'm not talking about Iceberg.
54:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you've listened to our show long enough, you
54:16
Speaker 3: know that the Pittsburgh Penguins mascot, way back in the
54:18
Speaker 3: day used to be an actual penguin.
54:20
Speaker 1: It did that ended up dying past and then they
54:24
Speaker 1: stuffed it and nobody knows where it is.
54:26
Speaker 4: Nobody knows, So the original Penguins mascot is dead and
54:30
Speaker 4: tax are demised somewhere.
54:32
Speaker 1: We can't find that.
54:33
Speaker 4: Also, we cannot find the time capsule from nineteen sixteen.
54:37
Speaker 1: Maybe it's in the time capsule. I don't think that's
54:40
Speaker 1: when the mascot happened nineteen Maybe they tucked it in
54:43
Speaker 1: there though the same vault. Maybe somebody was just like, man, wait,
54:46
Speaker 1: till people open this in twenty twenty six and there's
54:49
Speaker 1: a taxi dermised penguin in here. Maybe they moved it
54:53
Speaker 1: to put Pete the penguin in. Wasn't that I think
54:56
Speaker 1: it was. I think it was maybe.
54:58
Speaker 3: Hey, Corey O'Connor, you need you need to get some
55:01
Speaker 3: time capsule sniffing dogs.
55:03
Speaker 1: Out there to get that. You bring the furries in
55:05
Speaker 1: the sniff around. Oh my gosh, now that now you're
55:09
Speaker 1: talking whether they furries on the King, whether they find
55:12
Speaker 1: it or not. Just for the video on social media
55:14
Speaker 1: to a bunch of furries to sniffing in the background.
55:17
Speaker 1: We had to call them the big guns.
55:18
Speaker 4: We couldn't find it with old records and stuff like that,
55:22
Speaker 4: but with anthrocon yeah, we got.
55:25
Speaker 1: About fifteen fifteen people in dogs first suits that are
55:29
Speaker 1: on all fours just sniffing around the City County Building.
55:32
Speaker 1: Find it, Cory, find it. It is Mikey and Bob.
55:37
Speaker 3: The Penguins drafted two identical twins, the Ruck Brothers, in
55:41
Speaker 3: the first and second round of the draft over the weekend.
55:44
Speaker 3: Let's get to this talkback message brought to us by
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55:47
Speaker 7: I'm making Bob, I know you were talking earlier about
55:50
Speaker 7: the Penguins drafting the ruck Brothers, and I saw on
55:54
Speaker 7: Instagram or Facebook comment and people call them the Pittsburgh
55:57
Speaker 7: pang Twins. So I thought that that was pretty clever.
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Speaker 3: I mean, the amount of merch we're gonna be able
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Speaker 3: to make in the Strip District. Oh my god, they're
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Speaker 3: the identical brothers. The bootleg stuff, it's gonna be. It's
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Speaker 3: just gonna be everywhere. All right, Let's get to another
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Speaker 1: Hey, Mikey and Bob. Along with the rest of these
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Speaker 1: fun facts we've got this morning, I thought you might.
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Speaker 4: Like to know that Pennsylvania is also the number one
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Speaker 4: mushroom producing state.
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Speaker 1: WHOA hold on one second.
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Speaker 3: You mean to tell me that we supply the country
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Speaker 3: with was it eighty percent of the pretzels the pretzel belt.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we are the pretzel state. Also, you know, we
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Speaker 1: got to catch up with Hines. You know we got
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Speaker 1: the chocolate with Hershey, uh huh. Mushrooms. This is our
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Speaker 1: number one agricultural export.
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Speaker 4: Mushrooms are Pennylvania is number one agricultural export.
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Speaker 1: We're the shroom state, and no other state.
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Speaker 13: In the US produces more mushrooms.
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Speaker 1: The Pennsylvania. So we got that unlock too. Have a
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Speaker 1: good one. Guys, Are you serious? Is this a real thing? Bob?
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Speaker 1: Are we the mushroom capital of the United States?
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Speaker 4: Pennsylvania actually generates more than five hundred million pounds of
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Speaker 4: mushrooms annually.
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Speaker 1: Got half a billion pounds of shrooms.
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Speaker 4: Dude, Pennsylvania produces half of all the mushrooms grown in
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Speaker 4: the United States.
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Speaker 3: I wonder if that's over half. I wonder if that's
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Speaker 3: why our buddy fung Guy flows. I wonder if that's
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Speaker 3: why he's the mushroom guy and we got fun guy?
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Speaker 3: Is where the mushroom capital of the United States? If
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Speaker 3: you you know, you've seen him, probably outside of Pirates
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Speaker 3: Penguin Steelers game, outside of concerts. He just has a
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Speaker 3: mushroom hat on and he just freestyle wraps wraps about
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Speaker 3: us every now and then.
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Speaker 1: telling you we got mushrooms, we got Fungi flows, we
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Speaker 1: got chocolates, we got pretzels and put ketchup on all
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Speaker 1: There over on the other side of the state. Let's
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Speaker 1: go Box, well, let's go Bud. Wimbledon starts today. Wimbledon.
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Speaker 1: It's all overshadowed because World Cup. Man. I'm locked into
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Speaker 1: the World Cup today one pm Brazil Japan in Houston,
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Speaker 4: It's fun losing go home. I don't even understand half
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Speaker 4: All right, Bob, what do you want to name the
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Speaker 4: podcast today? Bud Furry Cave Crotch?
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Speaker 1: All right? By the way, Noah Con, I feel like,
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Speaker 1: would he would enjoy us? Right?
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Speaker 4: I think so, because like I'm delusional and think we
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Speaker 3: Well, it specifically asked to do with the smell of
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Speaker 3: cave people, because we say the stinkiest person could really
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Speaker 3: be I think is back in cave people times, right,
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Speaker 3: I mean not on the air, but me and you
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Speaker 3: talking about cave crotch.
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Speaker 1: He's just like, how did he know? There's Noacon? Talking about?
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Speaker 3: How sweaty it's gonna be, like, I mean he's playing
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Speaker 3: here July third, right, Like he's playing, dude. The temperatures
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Speaker 3: are like heat index triple digits.
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Speaker 2: It's gonna be insane. How sweaty and swamp asked I
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Speaker 2: and levels of contact heat rash that haven't been seen
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Speaker 2: in thousands of years since the dawn of the caveman,
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Speaker 2: back when they had to wear those loin cloths. I
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Speaker 2: can only imagine how sweaty they were getting. The music
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Speaker 2: is good too, The show is amazing, Like I'm kicking
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Speaker 2: It's gonna be satisy. But just I almost don't even
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Speaker 2: going to.
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Speaker 1: Look like at the end of all this, at the
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Speaker 1: end of August, my thighs are going to be at
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Speaker 1: their own end. Just think, just think of people in
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Speaker 1: cave times. Yeah, yeah, what do you think they were
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Speaker 1: washing with? How do you think they're getting clean? How
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Speaker 1: much hair they had? Cave hair? Smell of it? Too hot?
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Speaker 1: Cheez hot? All right, Noacan, you're the man, it's your summer. Noacan.
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