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Hypocrisy and Mean Girl Behavior (RHOSLC Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
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  Speaker 1: Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
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  Speaker 1: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and.
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  Speaker 2: Dolores Catania, who's feeling very bad jet lag from Africa
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 1: As I was saying, trying to get her to say
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  Speaker 1: her name, she was yawning. Now she's doing the Lisa
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  Speaker 1: Barlow lip line. And like, I... I feel like today's
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  Speaker 1: going to be a big focus day for Dolores. Focus.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty funny.
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  Speaker 2: But what is really important, even more important than the episode,
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  Speaker 2: is I want to see those eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, ready? All right. So for those that don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I got an upper bleph yesterday. Yesterday. I got approval
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  Speaker 1: from my cancer doctor to get an upper bleph. I
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  Speaker 1: did not go under anesthesia. No, you didn't. No, I
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  Speaker 1: did this awake. Did they give you like a Valium
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  Speaker 1: or something? They gave me a Xanax. Okay. And then
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  Speaker 1: a hydrocodone. Ooh, good shit. But it's not like they
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  Speaker 1: gave me a bunch. They were like, here's your one. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. You get one for, yeah. You don't look
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  Speaker 1: like you're in pain. I'm not in any pain at all.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see the sutures. Can you send me
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  Speaker 1: a closer picture? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I can like magnify it on my phone. So
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  Speaker 2: you're not in any pain at all.
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  Speaker 1: Not one bit of pain.
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  Speaker 3: Also, it was like the fact that I was awake
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  Speaker 3: and I was able to have a conversation with her
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  Speaker 3: while she was doing it and like be my micromanaging
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  Speaker 3: self during the entire treatment.
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  Speaker 1: Were you telling her how to do it? Yeah, pretty much.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I realized that First, I got to
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  Speaker 3: say shout out. Thank you, Dr. Sharmila Sunder. You're the
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  Speaker 3: same doctor that did my neck lift. And now you
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  Speaker 3: just did my upper.
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  Speaker 1: How do you say the name again? I'm sorry. Dr. Sharmila. Sharmila. Sunder. Sunder.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You guys have to book her. She's the best. She's
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  Speaker 1: Sharmila Sunder. Yes. Okay. Dr. Sunder. She's beautiful. She's funny.
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  Speaker 1: She makes you feel right at ease. Um, She never
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  Speaker 1: will let you do too much.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I think that was what I was paranoid about
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  Speaker 3: was after seeing that politician that looked a little bit wild.
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  Speaker 3: Then I decided it was an upper bluff. Then I
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  Speaker 3: was scared I was going to look like her. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: what is her name?
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter right now.
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  Speaker 2: I know who you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the lady in the red dress, I got scared. Like,
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  Speaker 1: is that what an upper bluff is? And so then
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  Speaker 1: I was almost having cold feet. But alas, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: And she really took it easy. Like, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: right now it looks like I could just be having
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  Speaker 1: some makeup. Purple eyeshadow. Oh, Susan Dell. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Susan Dell was her name. But yes, to answer everybody's questions,
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  Speaker 3: it was easy.
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  Speaker 1: I was awake. I slept easily last night.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing that they told me I needed to
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  Speaker 3: do last night was sleep a little bit more upright.
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  Speaker 1: Right. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: And you didn't feel like itchy, no pain, no crustiness, nothing?
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  Speaker 1: No, they did tell me to take Benadryl. Yeah, Benadryl.
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  Speaker 1: So I've never heard that before. Well, do you know
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  Speaker 1: itching is the most mild form of pain? Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: I guess that's why they said the Benadryl. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: not itching this morning. I just was itching a little
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  Speaker 1: bit last night when I couldn't fall asleep because I
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  Speaker 1: was sitting upwards. Oh, well, let me tell you something. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think it looks great.
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  Speaker 2: The fact that it's pain-free, not a big deal for downtime.
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  Speaker 2: No downtime at all.
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  Speaker 1: You're here. It's the next day. You went after... We
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  Speaker 1: spoke yesterday. Yeah, like there's no downtime. There's no like...
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  Speaker 1: There's no sitting... Like you book your appointment, you go in.
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  Speaker 3: Like, it's not like a long, you know, like when
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  Speaker 3: I got my neck lift, that was a long process.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That was a day long. So this is nothing.
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  Speaker 1: This is absolutely nothing. My appointment was at three o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. And I was home at five 30.
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  Speaker 1: You get, wow. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I think this is one of those surgeries where
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  Speaker 2: our procedures, where you get the most bang for your buck.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a big deal. It's not the most expensive
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  Speaker 2: thing to do. And you're going to see great results
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  Speaker 2: with no downtime.
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  Speaker 1: And what I didn't even realize when she was doing
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  Speaker 1: the videos yesterday, she was showing me all the loose
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  Speaker 1: skin that I had on my upper lid. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even realize it because I don't do my
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  Speaker 1: own make like I sound like I glam myself. What
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  Speaker 1: made you go then in the first place?
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  Speaker 3: I was going in just to get like a judge
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  Speaker 3: and see what I needed, see if I needed any
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  Speaker 3: laser treatment.
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  Speaker 2: And she said, hey, I could give you an upper bluff.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have to put you under. You're going to
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  Speaker 2: feel great.
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  Speaker 1: We got to get away from your cancer. Very fresh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She's like I because I also was complaining because I
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  Speaker 3: have these lines above my forehead. And she was like,
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  Speaker 3: I can't put Botox in there in that spot because
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  Speaker 3: it'll push your eyelids down.
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  Speaker 1: And I think you're trying to hold your eyes up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what we're trying to do. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm trying to hold it up, but now I
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  Speaker 3: don't need to hold it up. They're holding, they're held
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  Speaker 3: up their darn selves.
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  Speaker 2: That's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: My eyes aren't having to work that hard today, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm so happy for you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. But Cruz, I guess I didn't warn Cruz
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  Speaker 1: and he came in, he goes, Whoa. My kids have
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  Speaker 1: seen more.
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  Speaker 2: By Cruz's age, I had three new bodies, probably 25 augmentations,
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  Speaker 2: full body lipo more than once.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. That's hysterical. Yeah, he's like, whoa, your
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  Speaker 1: eyes all right? Good enough to be watching this television show, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Do you mind? But yeah, no, I mean, it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: I would say if anybody has and for everyone that's
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  Speaker 3: going to come, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, you didn't need it. I wanted it. I wanted it.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need no one needs elective surgery. No, let's
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  Speaker 2: make that clear right now. I'll say it again. No
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  Speaker 2: one needs elect elective surgery. It's elective called elective for
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  Speaker 2: a reason.
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  Speaker 3: We got a comment yesterday about why we're even discussing
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  Speaker 3: plastic surgery and why we're not glamorizing or glamorizing it.
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  Speaker 1: Why aren't we just, you know, aging gracefully to each
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  Speaker 1: his own? Yeah, I don't really I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: age gracefully. And I I.
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  Speaker 2: Respect whoever wants to. I love you for that. I'm
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  Speaker 2: happy for you for that. It's not for me.
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  Speaker 1: And also, I feel as somebody who has a podcast
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  Speaker 1: that has something to share, I would feel like a phone. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I could have just worn these sunglasses the entire time.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't see through them. I don't see, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I would rather be open, not gatekeep, tell the information,
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  Speaker 3: show you guys the progress pics. And so you can
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  Speaker 3: make your own decisions if you ever want to do
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  Speaker 3: something like that yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I don't I don't want to pretend. Oh, no,
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  Speaker 1: I just woke up like this. No, I didn't. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I actually think my sister, Valerie D'Ambrosio, I spoke to
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  Speaker 2: her about getting a bluff. I've told her a million
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  Speaker 2: times she needs a bluff, my sister. But she won't go.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm also I'll tell you, I'll even take
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  Speaker 2: it a step further.
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  Speaker 1: Not only am I honest. about what I do.
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  Speaker 2: I'm also honest about the people close enough to me
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  Speaker 2: that I could say, you need this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And well, again, the word need.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't, but it would help. It could be even a
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  Speaker 2: medical condition. My sister's lids are coming over her, like
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  Speaker 2: falling over her eyes.
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  Speaker 1: And it is it Paul's, you know, Paul had an
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  Speaker 1: upper and lower left. Remember? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, I mean, he couldn't see he would be laying
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  Speaker 2: down watching TV and see his skin laying over his eyes.
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  Speaker 1: There are doctors that cover it.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe we should have a show where you just we
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  Speaker 3: pop up photos and you tell them what kind of
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  Speaker 3: surgery they need.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that one said, well, if they if
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  Speaker 1: they want, we're not doctors. We're not trained. We don't
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  Speaker 1: have a trained doctor, Jen, who's like, OK, that's an
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  Speaker 1: upper bleph. Yeah. Botox. That's filler. Like, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: I'm so into it. I could probably do it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like I'm pretty much between that
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  Speaker 3: and deciding if babies are real babies inside of celebrities'
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  Speaker 3: bellies or not. Have you noticed how many trends there
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  Speaker 3: are of people saying that there's fake bellies in people's bellies?
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  Speaker 1: No. Oh, like Anne Hathaway's? I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Now all conspiracy theorists must be on my page. Because
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  Speaker 3: I for darn sure think that she's pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: Why would she not? Why would she not be honest
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  Speaker 1: about that? I don't know. But now they're saying that
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  Speaker 1: it's like they showed like a diagram of the plastic
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  Speaker 1: of the belly and why it couldn't possibly Like Madonna's butt. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like but but she actually is pregnant. And you can
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  Speaker 3: tell she's pregnant by her one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
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  Speaker 3: When she was wanting everybody to line up for their photographs.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: It was so good for their red carpet photos. She
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  Speaker 3: turned into a full mom. Like nobody was looking in
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  Speaker 3: the right place.
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  Speaker 1: So she's like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And you go, you know, there is a thing. I'm
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  Speaker 2: sure you know, you're women. You've had woman, you've had
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  Speaker 2: children that about the nesting before you're ready to give birth.
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  Speaker 2: When you start cleaning out your house, like crazy and
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  Speaker 2: organizing and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't really remember doing that. I
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  Speaker 1: don't remember doing that either, but I do remember like
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  Speaker 1: packing a bag with like my cozies in it and
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  Speaker 1: like earphones, cozies. I don't remember any of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I didn't use anything in the bag, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: All I did was use the hospital gown.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they send you home. They don't give you
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  Speaker 2: back in the day a long, long time ago. In
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  Speaker 2: a land far away, they used to actually let women
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  Speaker 2: stay in the hospital for quite some time after they
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  Speaker 2: had a child.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now they send you home with like blood running down
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  Speaker 2: your leg. You haven't taken a shower yet. They're just like, bye.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't even taken a shit yet. Sorry. Yeah. You're like,
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  Speaker 1: get on out of here.
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  Speaker 2: Forget about going home and taking a shit after being constipated.
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  Speaker 2: And like you're already torn up down there. And now
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  Speaker 2: you have to do that. I mean, like I would
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  Speaker 2: have liked to had had some help with that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I would have liked to had some help with that, too.
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  Speaker 3: And not to mention, they make it very clear that
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  Speaker 3: they want you out of there.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like you're just assuming they want you out
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  Speaker 1: of there.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, here's your hat. Where's your hurry? But no,
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  Speaker 2: you got to go. It's time to go.
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  Speaker 1: We need the bed. Bye. The bed. You birthed. Your
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  Speaker 1: time is over. I'm like, why are you sending me
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  Speaker 1: home already? I could use another six weeks in here. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: At least. How about another? I would have took another
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  Speaker 1: six hours.
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  Speaker 2: So I was so stressed out when I gave birth
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  Speaker 2: because I was getting separated when I gave birth.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I had found something out right after and my bladder
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  Speaker 2: from my nerves, my paralyzed my bladder and I could
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  Speaker 2: not pee.
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  Speaker 1: It was so bad. That is so.
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  Speaker 2: Then they had to give me a catheter after giving birth.
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  Speaker 2: Try that one. And oh my God, the relief. And
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  Speaker 2: then you had to wait like a week to see
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  Speaker 2: if your bladder worked again.
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  Speaker 1: It was just terrible.
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  Speaker 3: I had the catheter for the cancer surgeries and I,
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  Speaker 3: It still messed with my bladder. Does your bladder still
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  Speaker 3: feel the effects of it? Like sometimes I can't tell
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  Speaker 3: if I really need to pee.
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  Speaker 1: 28 years ago, Frankie just turned 28 the other day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's crazy. So who was in the hospital room with you?
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  Speaker 1: My mom dropped me off. Frank was in and out.
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  Speaker 1: And it was just me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was me and then going home to an empty house.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's hard.
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  Speaker 2: That one's hard when you pull up and you don't
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  Speaker 2: see the other person's car there that you're used to seeing.
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  Speaker 1: That was hard.
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  Speaker 2: And then to go from I'm not going to give
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  Speaker 2: this a Debbie Downer episode because but then to go
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  Speaker 2: from growing up in a house with not even having
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  Speaker 2: your own room, sharing like a little tiny house with
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  Speaker 2: five kids to getting married to never being in a
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  Speaker 2: dorm or hotel room by yourself ever in a day.
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  Speaker 2: And then now having a colicky infant postpartum. And a
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  Speaker 2: three-year-old and alone in this house.
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  Speaker 1: Like, it was terrible. Anyway, who cares? Because look at
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  Speaker 1: us now. I mean, well, you guys are thriving now,
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  Speaker 1: but it is hard. Yeah, it's hard. So back to
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  Speaker 1: our original thing. It's up to you if you want
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  Speaker 1: to have elective surgery or not. We're not going to
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  Speaker 1: judge you, but we are going to tell you about ours.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of pregnancies, I also had plastic surgery down there,
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  Speaker 2: by the way.
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  Speaker 1: You did. But I've already talked about that. Yeah, I mean...
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  Speaker 1: It is what it is. Listen, I don't know. Did
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  Speaker 1: Daisy just say she did that too? I think Daisy
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: just said she did that too. Molly from Southern Charm did. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not that odd.
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  Speaker 3: Half people are innies, half outies. I had a net
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  Speaker 3: surgery to help me with the bathroom situation.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, fix anything up you want down there.
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  Speaker 1: While you're down there. Don't be shy. Don't be shy.
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  Speaker 1: This is your time to shine, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: This is your commercial, bro. Do what you got to do.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. But yeah, I mean, it is what
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  Speaker 1: it is. Some housewives choose to pretend they get nothing done.
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  Speaker 1: Like Lisa Barlow pretending that her lips are real on
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  Speaker 1: this episode. Oh, my God. Like, please. This is so... Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so we'll start. We'll start at the beginning. I
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: can't with you at the lip gloss. I look so
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  Speaker 1: bad today. Like, I want to call you Lisa Barlow.
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  Speaker 1: You do that again.
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  Speaker 2: I can fall asleep on my computer, but I am
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  Speaker 2: very excited to talk about this.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we're at day three of San Francisco. They got
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  Speaker 1: three episodes out of this, huh guys? You really, they
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: really stretched this baby out. Really stretched it out. Um,
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  Speaker 1: they're walking through and Whitney shares with Heather that acting
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  Speaker 1: as a 25 year old single mom at a new
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  Speaker 1: city led her to shave her head era. You know what?
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  Speaker 1: Britney Spears did it. It happens postpartum.
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  Speaker 3: You can feel all the kinds of ways, but, um,
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  Speaker 3: then Whitney opens up to Heather about her struggles with Justin,
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  Speaker 3: but hasn't said the D were yet.
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  Speaker 1: But okay.
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  Speaker 3: All of that being said, the part that got me
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  Speaker 3: the worst wasn't that that all happened. It was that
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  Speaker 3: Whitney said, Justin raised me.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, I met him. I was so young.
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  Speaker 1: Whitney girl, you had a whole life before him. Do
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  Speaker 1: you forget? I don't know. I mean, You want to
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  Speaker 1: talk about not having a life before you got married? Whitney, no.
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  Speaker 1: You had a life.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's, but regardless, but Justin raised me. All
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  Speaker 3: I could think was like, this is, that's some LDS
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  Speaker 3: talk right there.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: What's LDS mean? Latter-day Saints. Mormon. They talk about how
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  Speaker 1: somebody else raised them? No, it's like they get married
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  Speaker 1: to really young people. Is she that much younger than him? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think he had a... Let's not get
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  Speaker 1: carried away with ourselves. Well, let's see what the difference...
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  Speaker 1: She wasn't a child bride. No, she wasn't. She was 25. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: get the f * * * out of here. Yeah.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: Back East, we're popping them out at 17. So calm down.
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  Speaker 1: 25, kid.
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  Speaker 2: You're not a baby. You better be getting your s * * * together.
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  Speaker 1: There's an 18-year age difference.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, how much of an age difference is there with
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  Speaker 3: me and Valley guy? If he's 31 and I'm 45,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not raising anybody.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's not like it's 18.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, 18, 14 is no big deal. Yeah. But 18. Yeah.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, like an 18 year difference, that's a real doozy,
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: but 14, that's respectable.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: There is an age difference, but she met him when
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: she was an adult. He wasn't the crossing guard at
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: her school.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: I think she met him. If memory serves, she was
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: his assistant. And I believe they got caught bumping uglies.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I remember hearing this. Did I make that up or
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: is this true? No, no, no, no, no. I.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Didn't he lose his job or something? There was a
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: whole story about all this.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but he lost his job over something
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: else too. So now, because he was, um, did the painting.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Remember when they did the sex painting on the floor?
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: So apparently, um, I don't know, but he was her boss.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: That's what we know. When they met, he was married. Um,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: But moving moving on, Whitney, we do wish you the best.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: I think even Meredith wishes them the best. Did you
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: see Meredith talking about it? There's kids involved. There's a family.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Whitney and Justin, I feel like are nice people like Whitney. Yeah,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: she does a lot like some not great things, but
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I don't think they're bad people.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think they're bad people either. Lisa inquired
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: to brief last night and Lisa reveals Bronwyn calling her
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: a strategizer. And her confessional producers tell Lisa. I would
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: get mad at that. Yeah, I think I would get
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: mad at that, too.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Like and her confessional producers tell Lisa that Britney called
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: them strategizers, not Bronwyn, and flashbacks to support this.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: But Lisa insists Bronwyn said it.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: When Lisa gets something in her head, like, she's literally
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: being told, we have on camera who said it wasn't her.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: But do you think there's a world where- Bronwyn said
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: it first and then Brittany just is parroting it.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: No oh you mean Bronwyn said it at a different time.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Different time and then Brittany's just repeating it because I
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: would I wouldn't push that push that past Brittany.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Right because she's like a so that was kind of
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: like so Lisa that's I feel like that's what Lisa
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: did to cover for saying it and she was wrong
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: She's like, well, maybe she didn't say it there, but
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: she's the one that that's where I came from.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: She's the one that started it. Then the ladies all
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: board the sprinter van, which we love a sprinter van.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: And Heather slyly says. Oh, I don't. I don't. I hate.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I was being sarcastic. I know you were, but I
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: got to talk. I hate a sprinter van. I hate
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: a sprinter van. I hate what it means in there.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I hate when people use their phones in there. I
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: hate when I have to sit in there and get
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: car sick. I hate when I have to.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: I was hoping they would have zoomed in on Bronwyn's
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: text messages. That's what they do to us on Jersey.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Well, I know I love when they do that.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Did you notice that Heather Slyly says, well, Bronwyn slept
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: better than anyone because her boyfriend came to spend the night.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Wait, who said that? Heather. Heather.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: No, I will see that would that should be the opposite, right?
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Well, if there's one thing that Heather Gay is going
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: to do, it's going to she's going to slide away
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: to sneak the information in. Like if no, if somebody
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: missed that, Heather is not going to miss it. She's
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: going to make sure we all know it.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: So we all know that Bronwyn's boyfriend. Came and spent
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: the night.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Why? Because they couldn't be apart.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Well, I think he spent the night because he was
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: also going to the disco party the next night.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Right. But then why is girls trip? I know. I
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: don't I don't really get it. I think because it
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: was new and fun. But I also I.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Get that he's coming to her disco party. But I
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: also think it's weird to kind of invite your new
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: boyfriend at the same place where you fell in love
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: with your last one.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: I don't think that that place should be banned for
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: life just because she fell in love with her last
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: boyfriend there.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I don't think she's banned for life. But I do
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: think I mean, the girls kind of are saying, oh, well,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: he paid for them all to come. Now I need
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: to know that. Now I need to get a financial person.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: If I had to guess, I'd say that they are
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: not wrong. I need boots on the ground. Can you
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: zip over to Salt Lake and find out this financial situation? Teddy, no.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: You get away with these things. I do not. People
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: let you get away with things right now more than
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: any time. So use it to your advantage. It's because
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I almost died. Exactly.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm telling you, use it to your advantage
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: and get us some answers.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: All right, I'll be in Salt Lake City next week
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: and I'll be back and let you guys know. This guy...
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm going to see Angie this weekend.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I forgot. Why? Because she's going to be at the
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: horse show in Temecula. Why? Electra, her daughter, rides with Slate. Oh, stop.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they ride like in the same horse world competition.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: So Angie and I texted this week because she's already there.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: She's going to tell you. Can I tell you this, though? What?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: They are one of the nicest girls to meet in person.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I know they are. I like all of them in person. Yeah.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: So I never want any of them to be mad
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: at me. No. And Bronwyn sent me that passport thing
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: that was like $ 200. It was very nice of her.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: What was it? It was a passport cover and it
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: was red and bedazzled and something. That was so nice
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: of her. I know. And I commented on the pod
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: and then she sent one to me and now.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: So I'm not even if I say something about you, Bronwyn,
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: I still love you.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I just I love this entire cast.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: You know what though, Bronwyn at BravoCon said to me,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: you know, not this BravoCon, maybe it was the one before.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: And she was like, you know what? I don't know
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: what I said. You guys have gotten me in trouble.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: I don't think it was anything because I like Bronwyn.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: But she was a she was a lady about it.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: And so was Stacey Roush.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of people that can just take it
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: and they're easy about it. Know who's been taking it effortlessly?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Erin. Erin was fine. She was fine. We're only speaking
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: on what we see. Yeah. Also, Heather. Heather Gay was fine. Yeah,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Heather Gay seemed fine. But know who wasn't fine? Angie
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: when she got off that damn boat. Why do they
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: think they're going to change her? They know.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: How sick she gets. Why did they make her go on?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Well, as soon as they're boarding the boat. First of all,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: she's like, I've got both my things on.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Greek people are supposed to be good on boats.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: They live on. They're surrounded by water. Not her. But
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: she didn't make it to the end.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: But I might have thrown up, too, if I was
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: drinking and then trying to do the. What's it where
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: you go behind the bar? Like the same thing they
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: did on. Oh, see it this week.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Limbo. A limbo.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: The limbo. No one should be doing the limbo ever.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: And no one should make Angie go back on a boat.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: But did I hear Bronwyn say something about costumes again?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I just don't. She goes, I'm going to wear couture
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: and they're going to wear costumes.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear. I don't want to hear
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: shit about another costume.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I'm. I also, if you need to brag that your
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: stuff is couture, then it is. I know it is.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: But it is, ma. But it is. I don't know.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: I feel like this entire season, because also Bronwyn sharing
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: how she expects 40 or 50 of her Bay friends
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: to attend the party. That's a lot of friends. I
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: feel like Bronwyn is trying to prove something to us
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: about herself this season.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Like what? Like she could get a hot young guy?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I would say that. What, you
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: don't think he's hot? He wouldn't have been of one
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: of my picks. Oh, okay. And I'm young. Well, our
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: fellow people on this here. Once we get to him,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: we'll discuss his aesthetic. I'm happy to. Then Angie... it
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: wants to rehash, rehash Lisa's lip lining. And Lisa swears
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: they are God given. I love that.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Andrew's like, I got to get this done. The second
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: we get on the boat before I get sick and
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: throw up everywhere.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: So let me just tell you, she did her job.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: She has a work ethic. She was like, I'll get
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: this vulva lip thing in first. But then she's like
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Lisa Barlow's like head hand to God. This is my
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: upper lip.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: It's, It's simple to see. Just go down lower in
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: her pictures on her Instagram. Like, I'm talking go a
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: thousand pictures down.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You'll find it. And look at somebody's, you know,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: baby pictures.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: But I also kind of laugh that Angie is talking
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: about Lisa's look when she looks like, like in her confessional,
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: she looks like the founding father.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Don't we?
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Paul said that he read somewhere that's the worst confessional
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: look in history.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: No, it's not. But when she said that people say
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: that she looks like a banana with eyes on it.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I don't understand that. Can you explain? I don't really
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: know either. I think she's just making myself deprecate. No, wait.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Can somebody come up with why? I need to know
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: before we move further. What is the banana reference?
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I think she just has these little funny things that
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: she says and she's like being self-deprecating.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: And if I'm going to make fun of Lisa, I'm
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: going to make fun of myself because someone can come
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: right at me anyway. And you know what? They will.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: But then we find out that Lisa and Meredith are
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: working on a diss track. Even hearing them say diss
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: track made me feel uncomfortable. Like, no, like, I don't
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: want to hear it.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: And then Lisa's like, there's like two wankers.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I almost died. I had to rewind it like seven times. Like,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: you know how hard it is to rewind on our
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: little screen or thing. So I'm like pressing it 15
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: times to get it back to like that quarter of
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: a minute. But when she goes, I'm just so grateful.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: My voice is more Beyonce than Broadway.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: If I only had an ounce of the confidence, I
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: need to go like watch the wizard of Oz. If
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: I only had the cop, they should have had somebody
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: on the wizard of Oz for confidence.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Do you think that she's delusional or she's being funny?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: If I had an ounce of that, which she has,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: just one ounce, this much, I'm talking a pinky fingernail
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: size amount of her self-confidence and how she feels about herself,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: I would be in a much different position today.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. And she owns it. Good for her.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: She is repeatedly going to talk about it. She's baby gorgeous.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I'm it's unreal. You know, she gets her glam every
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: single day.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: I know she gets glam every single day, even on
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: like a hiking day. Every single even on an airplane day.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: That is to me. Like my poor glam squad has
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: to basically give me treats to sit.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I will not sit. They have 45 minutes.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Sometimes they have 10.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: And it's bad. I can. I don't want to sit
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: there for glam. I don't want to do it. No.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: And especially when somebody is going to like take two
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: hours when they're going to do a look. And I'm like,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I don't want to look. I just want to look
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: better than I do now. I don't need to prove something.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not reaching far. I just want to look a
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: little better than I do right now. I just don't
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: want to have bright red skin, if you don't mind.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: That's so funny. Maybe you could do a little contouring.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: And a little powder so it's not as shiny in
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: a picture. But then Bronwyn becomes emotional over the nostalgia
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: of her past life. This is something Whitney relates to.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: I cry about my past life if I think about
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: it for a second and not from happiness.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I think we all have a little
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: bit of trauma. Yeah.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: But it kind of scares her into wanting to take
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: a step back.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: It scares her into Bronwyn into getting a 25 year
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: old boyfriend because that's the answer to everything.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: You know what? I say 31. She said, no, how old?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I'm exaggerating. How old is he? And how old is she?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Bronwyn's boyfriend is two years older than the Valley guy.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: How old is Bronwyn? And Bronwyn is three years younger
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: than me. Oh my God.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: We shouldn't be talking about this. Can we skip this part?
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: And we're talking about other people being delusional.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Listen, we can be, we understand we are too. Um, Yeah,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: it's OK. No wonder why we like you guys.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: No wonder why we're tight into you guys. But Bronwyn
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: and Brandon are in the room getting.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Ready for the disco party. Bronwyn fears integrating him fully
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: into the group as the girls are known for driving
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: a wedge. Then don't bring him. Then don't bring him.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Well, especially don't bring him with his shirt undone and
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: a little necktie.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: That's the only way we want you to bring him.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Make it worth him being there at this point.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: I see I watching that whole thing, that whole conversation
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: of her trying to prep him.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: First of all, I don't care how hot a guy is.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not paying for him. There's no way she's paying
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: for him, but she definitely paid. How do you know, Teddy?
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I don't think she's paying his rent. Well,
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: but I do think she paid for him to fly
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: out there.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: That's not OK. Yeah. No, I'm not doing it.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: If he wants to come to my disco party, he
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: can pay for it. Or don't come. Or don't come.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: If you can't get on a jet, I'll bang you
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: when I get home. Yeah, if you can't get on
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: a Southwest flight for $ 48, we have a bigger problem.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Is that how much it is? Don't tell me, really. Well,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: if you get it early.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: But let's say $ 100. As hot as somebody is, if
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: I had to pay his flight to come see me,
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I would be so turned off by the time he came.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: It would be useless for me.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It doesn't matter to me anymore because that's not
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: what turns me on.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I want somebody that like takes care. Well, that's why
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: I was saying the outfit, the being flown there, all
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: of it was not like a big, sexy turn on
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: to me. So. Yeah. Yeah.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: And then, of course, the girls can't just leave it.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: And then they have to say that it could have
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: been her ex that flew them out there.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: And then I got even more grossed out.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Well, she said that's when Todd, the only time Todd
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: really gets upset is when it comes to Brandon.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: But either way, Brandon's getting prepped for the, while Bronwyn's
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: getting glammed. Her glam in this episode, Episode looks like
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: my upper bluff scar right now.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: It does. Like it fully does.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I was thinking that when they were doing it and
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: you just remind me that that's what I thought.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: She has very eccentric taste, but not cheap. Like Frankie
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Funicelli was like, I'm like, wow, her clothes are insane.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Like they're. insane what about those striped um.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Shoes to match the shirt yeah that's what I said
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: her clothes are so expensive but I feel like long
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: before Todd she was dressing like that when she could
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I think so too and it fits her it suits
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: her it's her look it's it's what we know her
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: for like I I basically can't wear anything other than
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: a schmata these days.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Well, it's like how I think Carol looks really natural
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: just being like in a sweater and jeans.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: And her denim shorts or her shorts. And her cardigan
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: at dinner when everybody else is wearing gowns.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Everybody else got their gowns wet. Well, she could have
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: worn something short.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: I asked one time on Beverly Hills, we were on
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: like a trip and it was like day after day
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: after day.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: And then they were like, we're all going to eat
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: dinner in the kitchen here.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, do I have to get dressed up
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: for this? And they're like, yes, you don't have an option.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Then the ladies attend the disco party. Whose outfit was
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: your favorite?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: They all looked kind of cute. I really did. I
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: thought Whitney looked really pretty.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Whitney is pretty and has a really good body and
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: terrible tattoos.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: That is true. The tattoos are not great. Maybe, do
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: you think the tattoos became... a part of her before
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: or after shaving her head.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I think it's, well, you know what? I think
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: it's because she really never got to live a life.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: And I feel like.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: So she had to get tattoos all over her torso. Yes.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: The size of her torso. The size. That tracks. I
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: But Lisa wants Heather to explain what she thought she
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: overheard about Bronwyn buying herself Brandon. OK, we we already
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I think Bronwyn was joking, but I think she was joking,
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: but with truth to it. Like, I don't think she's
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: buying Brandon to have sex with him. I don't think
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: he's a sex worker.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: No, I think she's just paying for him to attend
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the parties that she want. Like when they went to
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Fashion Week, I think she probably paid for him to
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: go there. She that's not OK. Yeah. That's not okay. So.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: But they're not together anymore. Anyway. Anywho.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: She said that six boyfriends ago. She's with another married guy. No.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: He is, though. They said it. Yeah. Yeah. But he's
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: got money. You know what? These housewives, we can't be trusted.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: But then Heather joked that Todd paid for the trip
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: and then Lisa and Meredith take this as basically calling
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Brandon a sex worker. Do they not believe Bronwyn could
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: pull somebody that attractive? I actually talked to Bronwyn about
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: him at Kyle's white party for the Ultimate Girls trip.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: And I forgot how she said she met him, but
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: I think she like met him out. So they were
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: doing similar things.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: It's not new for a younger guy to like an
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: older woman. And I remember one of the moms at
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: school started dating a much younger guy.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: He was a stripper.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: And there was a big age gap. There was more
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: than one mom that went through this after her divorce.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: She goes, listen, I'll just ride this wave till it crashes. Well,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: that wave didn't crash for a very long time, but
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: he did wind up leaving.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And she still is not okay. I mean, do
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I think that can happen? Yes. Do I think that's
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: what's happening here? No. No, this was a fling, I
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: feel like. I think it was a fling. It was
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: for fun. It was I need to get this.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Was I'm coming out of this was like the revenge tour. Yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: But then Heather approaches Brandon and tells him he's in
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: big trouble for infiltrating the girls trip. And her confessional,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Heather says she'd almost rather hang out with Brandon than Bronwyn. So.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Was she flirting with Brandon? And would you? No. I wouldn't, no.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I'm always nice to my friends' significant others, especially when
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: they're introducing them to make them feel more comfortable around
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: a group that they're being brought into. And my friends
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: are likewise respectful to mine too. Like when I brought
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Paul around, everybody was very, very.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Kind to him. Yeah.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: And I see that these girls are saying very nice things,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: even though Lisa and Meredith don't like her, they're being
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: nice to him.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Which is the right thing to do. They're being cordial
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: to him, but they're also doing everything they can to,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: in my opinion, embarrass Bronwyn in front of him. Oh, yeah,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: we'll get to that.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: So Bronwyn gives a speech, but Meredith and Lisa can't
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: help but make snide comments to each other the entire time.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: They looked like they were like bored and they were.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Kind of like, they're like, it was giving me like
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Vicki Gunvalson vibes.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: She's like, why are we here? And then there's Vicki
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Gumbelson has no peer. She doesn't. But then things get.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: A little bit awkward, you know, because we've already had
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Bronwyn's speech. We've already met some of her friends.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Bronwyn's feeling good. Bronwyn's feeling good. But the girls are
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: saying that the party's boring. Not all the girls are saying.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Meredith and Lisa. Now, mind you.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: They do a flashback and we'll get to this when they're,
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: they do a flashback of them practicing this act before
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: the show, before the party. So they were doing this,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: whether it was boring or not.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, the fact that they walk out and they're like,
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: who's excited. The glam kittens are ready to perform their
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: song hypocrisy and bullshit.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Um, And then they're like, hypocrisy and bullshit.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: And it was so off sync. And there's Beyonce and Diplo.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: And then there's Whitney making fun of the way Meredith dances,
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: which was so funny.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something right now. Whitney was so funny.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Diplo Marx.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: So Yeah, we have Beyonce and Diplo together doing a
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: good track here. And Whitney was so funny that it
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: made me love her.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I know, it made me love her.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: When she's like, first of all, Meredith can't even dance.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Their singing sucks. Their moves suck or whatever it was
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: she said sucked. And I thought she was funny. I
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: can't say it enough.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: I like the girls of Salt Lake City so much.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I do too. But like Bronwyn... As I mean, I
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: would probably cry, too, if I had to watch that performance.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I would cry, too, if it happened to you. I mean,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: how do you know how to sing? You sing so good.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I'm like Bronwyn. I'm just like Beyonce. Not Bronwyn. I'm
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: like I'm like Lisa. I'm just like Beyonce. That is hysterical.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: But see, Bronwyn's like. I would have.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: OK, here's the thing. I would have made fun of them. Yeah,
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: I would have laughed at them. I would have been
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: like saying so many disgusting things about them.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: But I definitely would have laughed when everybody would have
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: been chanting against me.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Well, I think, you know, at their performance, people are
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: kind of getting into it as it happens.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: But at this point, I am shocked. that they would
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: do this at somebody else's party. I think that's very rude. Oh,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: it was terrible. I thought it was extremely rude.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: I understand why Bronwyn starts to cry because these are
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: all her friends from growing up coming to see her.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: And the boyfriend.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: She's trying to be a big shot in front of
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: the boyfriend and show off.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: And then she has the boyfriend grab the purse. But
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: either way, she's pretty devastated.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: But then after the performance, Lisa and Meredith try to
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: sit back down with the rest of the women.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Brittany isn't having it. She's like, I don't think you
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: guys are welcome. Brittany finally speaks. She found a chance
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: to stand up for the other women. And she's like,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take it without doing that. And then
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: not all ears. Hello. Wait, not Brittany standing up for
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: the other women and then.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: And then Bronwyn getting up and sticking it up her
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: ass and being like, they weren't talking about me.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: They were talking about you.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Like, Brittany can never win. But she was so happy
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: to not be the one being thrown out this time
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: that she was just.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: She was so happy to be there. She's like, I'm fine.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I'm fine with this. As long as you want to
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: talk about me. Like a toxic relationship. Yeah, but it...
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: They are all kind of shocked that it happened. Where
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: she fully loses it is.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Bronwyn goes, I'd love for you to get the fuck
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: out because you're bitches. What would you have done? I
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: would have gotten the fuck out. One, I would have
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: been like, I'm so embarrassed. I don't know. One, I
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: would have never performed at somebody's thing like that. Never.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I may force you guys to listen to my voice
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: on this pod.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: They had the most evil looks on their faces. They
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: had so much fun doing it.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: I recognize so many people in the background who were
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: probably cheering them on.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Zero given. Zero. I mean, at least if they.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Would have come out and like sang and tune. How
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: many do I give? I would at least had respect
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: for them.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: But but when they turned the whole room.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Against her.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: And then what was Whitney getting up and going, how.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Do we try to get, she was trying to get
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: them to cut the, the mics. So it stopped going
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: on to the speaker from the speaker. Oh, okay.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: She was trying to cut the mics. Um, but then they,
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: you know, they're, they come out again. They're still singing.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: They're trying to ramp up the group. This is push
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Bronwyn over the edge.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: She's leaving.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Uh, Whitney's trying to cut the mics. Um, But then after,
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: they can't even help themselves. They didn't even stick to
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: the words. I thought it was hypocrisy and bullshit. And
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: then I heard more freaking words.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: And then I heard- What words? What more? There were
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: more B words. What was, hold on. Meredith just would
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: add in a couple low words every couple of minutes. Betrayal, manipulation. Oh,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: there you go. There you go. Betrayal.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: It was so bad. Actually, Heather said it right. It
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: was the bad car accident effect.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Like you couldn't stop watching it.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: You couldn't stop watching it. But Bronwyn and her boyfriend did.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Irish exited her own party.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: They got her good. They got her good. They knocked
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: her down without a punch. They did. I mean, they
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: knocked her down without a punch, but I have to
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: say I didn't like it. No. Like the way... Let's say.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: That you were a singer and you were coming to
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: and we didn't even get along. But you were coming
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: to my town, my party, my whatever, and you wanted
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: to sing your your diss track. I would have hoped
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: that you would have come to me and said, hey, Teddy,
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: I want to sing a diss track.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: If I liked you, that's what I would do. If
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: I if the diss track was about you and it
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: was meant to hurt you, I'm not going to ask
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: your permission to do it.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: You're just going to do it. But I don't know.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I wouldn't.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Listen, I could barely get up and speak in front
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: of people. I have a fear of public speaking, so
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting up to sing.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Well, I have a feeling that we are. Other people
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: that are listening right now on this podcast disagree with
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: us and thought that Meredith and Lisa were like, yes, queen.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Was they did not warranted. Well, I knew it. Yeah,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I knew it. Our producer just wrote camp. It was great. See,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I knew it. What does camp mean? Camp's like they
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: like camps, like campy, like it's.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Camp and campy are the same thing, and I don't
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: know what camp means. I don't know what campy means.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Why do I have to teach you a new definition
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: every day, Dolores? Well, I guess I'm not cool. Well,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: get cooler. if you're going to do this. Like I'm
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: apparently a spring chicken. I know what that is. No,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: campy is just like, it's a joke. It's like when
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: everybody dresses a certain way. Over the top. It's so bad,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: it's good. Okay, that's a great word. I love it.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: So camp. Like, I think one... We have some campy.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: We have some campy scenes coming up.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Met Gala had camp be one of their... Oh, really?
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: One year, yeah. Their themes. Their themes for one year. Okay. But.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I, I personally didn't find it camp.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: I found it annoying. I found it rude and.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: They wanted to be rude and they wanted to be annoying. They,
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: everything that you are telling them, what you're saying about
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: them is everything they wanted it to be.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: But I think they also were like, oh no, we're
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: going to get, they looked around and they saw some
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: influencers in that group of 40.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Cause I know I did.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Um, and they're like, we want to bring it on
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: home and this party needs a little jumping up and
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: this is going to cause the drama and we're going
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: to sing or whatever we're going to do. And then
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: everybody else is going to talk about it. I, and
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: you know, I think they got their rocks.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Off from it, but also did it get likes?
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it got likes, but I think
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: people like it. I mean, I think people in our,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: our production staff like it right now.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I want to raise up hands in the production staff
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: who like this. I mean, at one point, Whitney has
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: to go to one of the drag queens. No, no,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: stop cheering. This is actually her being mean. And then
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: the drag queen started cheering louder. They're like, we don't care.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Give us this. This is camp. This is what we're
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: here for. This is what we live for. Yeah, but
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I didn't live for it.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: I didn't like it. I don't know that I would
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: have cried and left like, I mean... I would have cried, Teddy,
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: 10 years ago. Teddy now would not have cried over it.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: I just would have been like, you're an asshole.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: And you sound like shit. I would have been good
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: until they started chanting. Yeah. Or whatever it was that everyone,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: the whole room started doing. And then singing like the
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: song again. And no. And let me tell you, when
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Lisa and Meredith left arm in arm. And matching outfits,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: skipping out the door. Oof. Doing their liner like you
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: did this morning? I think this season, by the way,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I heard this season gets really nasty. Well, we see
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: it starting to get pretty nasty. And what do you
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: call it? Instead of... The coming attractions. The coming attractions.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: What do you call it? I say it's the season's
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: trailer or like the next episode. The preview. It's a
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: preview of next episode. The coming attractions.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: You see it get pretty nasty and it gets pretty
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: nasty even with Mary there.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Mary said in the coming attraction, she's like, I
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: expected more from you guys.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know what she meant. I wonder who she's
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: But do you think that we're going to have another
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: episode with them in San Francisco? Or are we going
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: to just, this new episode is going to start and
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: they're back in Salt Lake City?
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: No, I think they have to be back. We're not
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: making four parts of this what St. Patrick's Day they fight.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: On planes remember so we need to have all hands
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: on deck at all times and yeah Angie I'm sorry
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: that you didn't I'm sorry you had to miss that
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: awkward party did you see her random lone cheeseburger just
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: sitting on her on the plate like there's no way
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: I'm touching that but thanks for sending it over guys.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't see it but she's you know that's so
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: stupid don't put her you need Angie Don't make her
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: go on boats.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Angie would have been all over that shit.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: She would have handled it. She would have eaten people alive.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: But no, you guys got to keep making her sick.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: You know she can't do boats.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: No, she can't.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Now, was it this episode or last episode when she
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: was talking about her marital problems?
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: The last episode. The last episode.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: And then this episode it was Whitney. I mean, Heather
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: should just be a marriage counselor by this point.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: But Either way, I'm worried that they can't just end
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: being back in Salt Lake City because there's already been
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: so many flying issues with these girls that they have
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: to actually track them flying back.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: They have to. Also, do we think that Brandon's going
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: to be flying first class with Bronwyn? Bronwyn's not putting
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Brandon in coach. Well....
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: I guess that's the end of the episode. I mean,
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: I could talk to you forever, but like, I guess
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: that's the end of the episode.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I know I could talk to you forever too. And
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: it was really good. And I love it.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I love it. And you learned the word camp. So
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: it was a learning and educational. We talked about bleph.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: So you know what?
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: You might as well just put us on the learning
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: channel because the more.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: You know, you learn here. Exactly. Thanks guys for tuning in.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for tuning in.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: I am getting immunotherapy, so I'm going to be a
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: little MIA, but then I will be back next week.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Hurry up back, Teddy. I miss you when you're not here.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I know. I miss you too. Love you. Love you. Bye. Bye.