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Episode 218: American Dumbasses… With Air Support · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz. Take a Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who
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  am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 218 American dumbasses with their support welcome.
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  Motherfuckers. Polished, polished, polished.
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  The problematic smile clean but the moves that savage never
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  stop. I'm fully admitted when I step
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  in. Whole room go.
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  Panic please please don't miss 2 shoes too crisp.
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  Please sleep till I flip this which then is like South.
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  Deb Deb, what's going on with your boy?
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  Which boy? DUI hire Pete Hegseth.
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  When did Pete Hegseth become my boy?
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  Well, he's your Secretary of War.
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  He's yours too. I I agree.
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  So he's your boy? Tip I don't want to get defense.
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  You're older, so he was your boy first, so you you put me on and
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  you know what I'm saying? Should put me on boy.
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  He's not my boy. Ever since whenever he remembers
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  he had his wife and then he had a a mistress so he got pregnant
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  and then. Cheated on the Mistress.
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  Yeah, he had a mistress on the mistress.
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  The mistress of the mistress was the home girl.
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  Once he fucked her over. I, I I was on the outs with.
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  When he met his wife, you mean. Oh, his current wife.
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  His current wife. Yeah, current wife that she was
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  the mistress of a mistress of a mistress.
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  Which is the best kind of mistress right?
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  Also, fun fact that he has like 7 portraits of her in the office
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  of the the Secretary of War Office.
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  And she's like wearing like a pink dress that she like, wore
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  to like the Easter Egg Roll, I think at the White House.
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  Yeah, in like 3 or 4 of them. I don't know.
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  I mean, shout out to your lady, you know, you know, put her up
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  on a pedestal, put her up on the wall.
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  But seven times in the Pentagon, maybe 5 for the Pentagon.
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  Part of me wishes I was able to see Pete Hegseth, but he was
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  like 19. Let's see what he was like,
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  'cause you know he was just a tool, just to see the level
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  'cause this is probably the most cleaned up version of him that
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  exists. Yeah, maybe.
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  So it's like I won. I like, what's the like, what's
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  the deep end? You know what I'm saying?
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  Like what was it like? Like when he was getting those
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  tattoo, those stupid tattoos like.
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  Yeah. Oh man I wouldn't want to be
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  around that day. That just so so toxic probably.
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  Definitely, but I, I part of me wishes I was able to see what
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  that would be like 'cause I'm sure that was.
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  Just I like, I do find it like, I was actually like caught off
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  guard whenever he gave that speech at what was it called,
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  like Quinnipiac, whatever the Remember, they brought all the
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  generals together. Yeah, yeah, like every single
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  general of the goddamn military all in one building for no
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  goddamn reason so that PTXF could give a speech and.
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  What didn't something bad happen when that happened?
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  Something was something else was going on where it was like
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  completely unnecessary that this happened, like when that was
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  happening. Or maybe it was just the fact
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  that we were in the middle of the Ukraine war and there's all
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  this crazy shit going on. Yeah, all sorts of shit was
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  going on plus and then Trump and the whole thing was so stupid.
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  But I will say as like cringe as his, the words that he chose, I
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  was like, I did not expect him to be as polished of a speech
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  giver. Yeah, like I thought he was a me
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  dad and then 'cause, you know, I've never seen him on like the
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  when he was the weekend anchor, you know, on Fox.
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  So I didn't know, but it kind of makes sense.
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  It's like he's, you know, he's probably done some training.
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  I mean, obviously done some training.
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  You could just tell. Well, whenever you marry the
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  mistress, the the mistress of a mistress of a mistress of your
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  original wife to get that far down the line, I mean, you got
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  something, you got to be kind of smooth.
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  There's no way you can have a mistress to the mistress of the
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  mistress of your wife and not and like be clumsy, be like, be
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  like laughably bad at talking to people.
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  He's just a Dick. It's like, he's like an asshole
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  who can kind of articulate his idea like he listens to NPR or
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  whatever. He's angry in the in traffic,
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  which is a lot. So he just happens to be able to
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  argue with you about certain things, but he's, he's like,
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  dumb. I think he's able to argue.
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  I'm just talking about more like the style that he had.
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  No, okay. Okay, I'm just being him, being
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  able. To know just more like the
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  attention getter, the call back to certain things like the
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  ability to flow like that. That was I'm just talking about
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  style points. Nothing that he can like
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  actually argue. He can't.
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  He can't fucking argue his way out of the fucking.
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  No, but that's what but that's like.
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  He's back. That's what I'm saying is like a
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  40 that he's chugging. He knows enough to argue with
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  you, but he's an ass the entire entire time he's doing it.
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  That's why he so he's like someone who he that's the only
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  way he knows how to discuss something is argue with you
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  about it. So it doesn't matter what it is.
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  It's an argument almost every single that because it's the
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  only way he can like kind of be involved in the conversation and
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  try to like make his points with his volume and you're like,
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  dude, chill like you're. So wrong.
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  Yeah, he is like the he should be the secretary of being
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  defensive like, because it's yeah, like just case in case in
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  point, when the signal gate happened, when they first asked
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  him, he's like, we're not sharing classified information
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  over signal. That's fucking ridiculous.
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  You know, like we're sharing war plans and it's like, bro, we, we
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  got the screenshot. Right.
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  Yeah. Who do you think we are?
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  And it's like they're right here, bro.
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  Insanity. You know, like.
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  He's the appease that he is the asshole that you either like
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  your uncle, like your asshole family member, or an asshole kid
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  you grew up with who destroyed the military and ended up being
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  pretty good at it. Within reason of like in the
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  sense of playing the part, hold on.
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  But like, but like he's sold out.
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  Like do you see what I'm saying? Like he he can play the part.
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  He has the goofy weave. Some of them are white
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  supremacist tattoos. He's all about like he he leans
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  into it super hard. So he's like the dude that is 50
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  and is still like, I'm I was fucking Marine and you're like,
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  yeah, dude, you got kicked out for like selling weed on base in
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  Germany and he's like, fuck you. I was in the Marines.
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  Like he's like one of those guys.
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  Yeah. So he like plays the and.
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  Also like advocating for like fucking war criminals and shit
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  like. Yeah, yeah, like, yeah.
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  Because he's like, yeah, like guns are cool.
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  Like he's like, he is like. We don't we don't need those
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  those pussy assed rules of engagement.
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  So we're, you know, and then we just bomb a fucking school day
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  one. All right, better he is.
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  He's like Jack Nicholson or like the general, the general guy in
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  Mars Attacks, whenever they're like in Mars Attacks, Jack
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  Nicholson's president, he's like, what do we do?
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  He's like, I think we shoot nukes at it and they're just
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  like everyone's like fuck yeah. It's other people are like
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  absolutely not. That's peak tets out the heck
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  set. There's no shit.
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  That's just boots on the ground, like literally say today.
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  No like. You you don't want to tell them
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  everything you're going to do. You got to have some sort of
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  surprise. But he also us too.
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  But he was also like Trump's like talking about.
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  He's like, he's like Rubio's negotiating.
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  Jared Kushner is, Witkoff is, I am.
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  And then heck, Seth gets on the mic and he goes and we're
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  negotiating too, talking about the military.
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  We're negotiating with bombs. It's oh, OK.
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  Thanks bud. Now.
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  Hey guys, we're negotiating too. With death.
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  Yeah, let's. Try it, right?
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  I could say that. Let's try it.
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  He's like, I'm in charge of the bombs, bro.
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  You're like, cool. Whoa.
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  OK. Yeah, and then Trump even said
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  that, too. He was like, Pete didn't want us
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  to end the war. Pete wants to keep bombing.
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  Isn't that right, Pete? Insane.
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  Look at my wife over there. Look at my wife.
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  He's like your son was like Beep.
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  So you know what they call the mistress of the mistress of the
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  mistress pulling that off. That's the that's the Newt
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  Gingrich where he was attacking Bill Clinton when he was the
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  speaker of the House in the 90s, attacking.
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  Oh, I remember. For being like immoral and
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  cheating on his wife. Meanwhile his wife had cancer
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  was on her deathbed, he was cheating on her and then his
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  that mistress that he cheated on his wife with who his wife died
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  from cancer. And then that mistress he
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  cheated on his wife with got cancer and she he cheated on her
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  and she died. Dude, he left both of them on
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  their deathbed. Newt Gingrich did.
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  I remember hearing about that. He's left like two women with
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  cancer on their. Jet like we talk about how
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  shitty like the Republican presidents are.
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  You know, it's like, that's why they have to like like hold on
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  to Reagan because it's like they don't have a JFK or an FDR and a
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  you don't have shit. So they're like make they act
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  like Reagan with something like that.
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  Same with that speakers, the speakers of the House, like for
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  the fucking Republican Republicans, because the
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  Democrats used to control the House for like decades and
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  decades. And then and then the
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  Republicans finally took it over with fucking Denny Hastert, who
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  was a a high school wrestling coach.
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  Turned out he was a pedophile molesting like his students.
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  And then who who took over from Denny Hastert was fucking Newt
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  Gingrich, the, you know, the mistress of the mistress of the
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  mistress, but two of his wives had fucking cancer.
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  Meanwhile, he's publicly like shaming Bill Clinton for getting
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  a blowjob and then fucking MAGA Mike Johnson, dude.
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  Well, then I forgot Boehner and Paul Ryan, you know.
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  Yeah, John Bainer, Paul Ryan. Yeah, it's banner banners.
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  He's a real one, except for he's still like, he's still like put
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  out like legislation or block legislation, like making weed
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  legal. And then now he's on the board
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  of a fucking cannabis company. He did.
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  Of course he is 'cause he saw the bag.
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  He's like, oh man, I can get this bag.
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  But him and him and Barack used to go in the back of the White
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  House and smoke cigarettes together, like when they're
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  like, negotiating the stimulus or whatever for the yeah, yeah,
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  or maybe the for Obamacare. Yeah, John Bainer wasn't that
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  bad. He just always had this goofy
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  look on his face too where he's. Well, he's drunk all the time,
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  dude. Well, he was like super
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  tangious, golfed and, like drank wine that was like his Emma.
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  Yeah, I know. It's like him and Romney.
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  It's like I'm like, like, despise them back in the day.
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  But like, now it's like, these are, you know, they're at least
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  like patriots. Yeah, but I mean, yeah, what
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  happened to that? What I, and this might sound
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  great, I'm all for like, I'd rather my congressman just like,
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  golf and be tan and drink wine and not do goofy shit.
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  Or if like the president was doing something like that rather
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  than like tearing the country apart.
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  What happened to those guys? They're all fucking.
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  They all left, They all got bounced, dude.
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  They got high. On their own.
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  They got high on their own supply and all the, all the, all
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  the fucking constituents that they that they used to like tea.
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  Party and like relabeled as MAGA.
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  Just like their own bullshit. And it's like, it's like, you
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  know, they fucking like the herd became like the fucking leaders,
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  you know, and then they got ousted.
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  And basically it was like either they saw they're like, I don't
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  want to be a part of this shit, get me the fuck out.
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  Or it was like, I'm not, you know, I'm just going to get
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  primaried and Trump's going to get me the fuck out.
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  So it's like he got purged, which I mean, obvious that if it
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  was going to be any party like that, it was going to be a
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  complete like takeover. You know it would be the
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  Republicans because they were all full of shit, you know, for.
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  For the yeah, I guess now that I think about it, I've always
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  talked to, talked a lot of shit about Orrin Hatch because he was
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  like crazy and he was like the oldest man in the room and still
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  is. Is he still in the room?
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  I thought he's, I thought he's out.
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  That's well him and like Grassley are like fucking
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  Grassley's like 90 running for re election dude.
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  I think maybe Orrin Hatch stepped out, but Grassley?
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  I no, no, I think Orrin Hatch stepped out like during during.
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  Was he Utah? Yeah, he's Utah.
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  And think about he was so crazy for so long.
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  It didn't really get shit done because he was like the craziest
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  person in the room. And now he's gone.
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  He couldn't even, well, he couldn't even keep up with
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  these. Well, he's gone because he's
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  old. I know, but what for all that
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  time he was there he did he never he was the old.
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  He was the craziest person there and like no one listened to him.
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  Now he had to leave because he was too old and not crazy
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  enough. But yeah, I, I, I.
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  Like the wild like. Polygamous.
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  He was like trying to say some maggot shit and it was just like
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  it was, it was like listening to like me talk about mogging or
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  something, you know, it's like. Like, I feel like Orrin Hatch,
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  'cause he's just like deep in that Mormon stuff.
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  He's probably like, hey, hold on, I'm about to call my buddy
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  Warren Jeffs out in Utah. And then someone was like, hey,
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  don't do that. He's on the FBI supposed to one
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  of them. He's like, really?
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  Oh shit, hey, never mind. Like he because he'd been in
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  office for what, 40 plus years? Something insane like that.
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  Something crazy which is so out of touch but.
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  That's all of Congress. Did I mean that, Biden?
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  No, no, no, when I get that. But even when he was in office,
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  he was the oldest person. And so it's like, yeah.
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  But I'm saying that everybody's on their way to be the oldest
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  because, you know, they fucking die in office.
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  Like like my fucking Senator Dianne Feinstein, like died like
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  at A at a table. I put like some.
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  Sushi Roku on Sunset. Well, I was bringing up, I was
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  bringing up headset because like the fucking helicopter, military
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  helicopter fly by to Kid Rock's house was being investigated.
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  Yeah, I was being investigated this morning.
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  And like an hour before we're recording this on Tuesday night
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  at March 31st, PX has already exonerated all of the people.
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  So the investigation is no longer going forward.
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  Like they can just really get, you know, jump on things when
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  they really want to. And then the other thing I was
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  going to, I was at my mom earlier.
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  I was with her and she was watching Fox News, Jesse
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  Watters, and he was making fun of Gavin Newsom.
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  And then he's like, he's like, I don't know, Gavin.
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  He's like, he's like maybe, maybe Gavin, you should identify
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  as like a, as a woman because you're always looking in the
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  mirror anyways. Dude.
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  Dude, like like in I was like, oh God, I was like, Oh yeah,
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  because that's what women do. All they do is just look in the
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  mirror. Fucking Jesse.
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  It's like, like in like his little pee brain doesn't even,
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  he thinks he's like making fun of Gavin and like by the way, by
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  calling him a girl and then he but he's, he's like, because all
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  you do is look in the mirror ANYWAYS.
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  And then he rattled off like a bunch of other cliche shit about
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  women. Like, you know, like, it's
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  insane. Like you just belittled women in
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  his attack. Like obviously, obviously if you
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  get that time slot, it's like a bag chase.
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  That's all those guys do is chase a bag.
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  Whether it was Tucker Carlson, whether it's Glenn Beck, whether
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  it's Jesse Watters, it's the same time slot and there's these
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  people. No, I'm telling.
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  Them OK, but Jesse Watters was remember he was the little bitch
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  boy for Bill O'Reilly and would go do the street, the beach
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  interviews, you know, so like he's a little bit different
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  where he like, you know, probably he was like his dream
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  to get in that spot like it wasn't a money thing.
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  You know, you could have paid him a dollar and he would have
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  fucking taken that job, you know?
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  And so now it's like, and like the fact that it like it fumble
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  into him, yeah, fumble to Bill O'Reilly to Glenn, back to
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  Tucker Carlson, to members Lord Ingram and then, yeah, and then
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  to Jet. And like, I remember when they
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  put his ass, I'm like this dude. But I guess it just doesn't
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  matter. But Tucker Carlson's now bigger
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  than he ever like he's ever been.
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  It's crazy. Yeah, and he's like selling like
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  pouches, nicotine pouches and shit pretty well where like
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  what, like half a million of them got got knocked off.
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  So another thing where 400,000 Kit Kat bars got knocked off on
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  the train. It's in the notes.
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  Bro Dang, well Dang, I didn't even see.
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  I didn't honestly didn't even look at the notes.
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  Tight makes it way better. It does.
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  I like whenever we go over articles.
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  No, I no, it's fine. Especially therapy questions.
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  When I don't look at them, they're like blind side.
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  OK, so I just wanted to make call his ass out like tit and
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  then the and then the other thing was I didn't put in an
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  article because where you had a bunch, but like I just want to
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  point out fucking Israel, dude. OK, like, you know, whatever,
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  whatever, whatever happened in Gaza, here we go again.
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  This is what Israel's doing right now.
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  So they're bombing Lebanon, OK? That's where Hezbollah is.
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  Whatever. They are outright saying that
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  they are going to take a 20 mile fucking what they're calling a
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  buffer zone on the southern border of Lebanon, northern
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  border of Israel, just indefinitely from Lebanon.
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  So basically they're just going to go annex part of Lebanon and
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  they said they're going to bulldoze everybody's house
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  there, every Lebanese person's house there.
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  And so there's like a, quote, buffer zone.
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  Like dude, dude, this is a war crime man, what are we doing?
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  Yeah. I mean, at the end of the day,
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  it's very obvious they're doing what they can while they have
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  the opportunity in the backing and no one's really
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  interjecting. So I think because, you know,
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  Netanyahu, him being in these net constant conflicts is pretty
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  much just keeping him out of prison or being scooped up by
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  like the international criminals court.
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  There's a that there's a lot of people that, you know, I mean,
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  he could end up on Interpool one day.
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  Who knows? There's a lot of people that are
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  that would love to catch this guy wandering around.
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  It's not. Totally, but it's more than
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  that. I think it's it's the entire
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  right wing like side of the true, but I think has been
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  wanting to do this in true but. It's it's similar to what you
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  see where you can make a case where with like MAGA, where you
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  could say like whatever Obama was elected, there was this
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  perfect storm of like this black guy president.
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  People are uncomfortable with it with.
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  I mean, I'm not okay with people not being comfortable with it,
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  but it's okay to say that because some people weren't and
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  that created this perfect storm where someone like Trump could
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  come in and take take advantage of it.
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  Tea Party, MAGA, whatever it like that whole like grassroots
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  like you said, the herd overtaking the herd.
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  Remember, not grassroots Astroturf.
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  But like a lot of the a lot of the the other fears that weren't
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  even coming to fruition yet, but the fear of them happening
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  because a black man had become president, It's obviously a lot
• 20:17
  deeper than that. But just picking on that one for
• 20:19
  this instance that allowed the herd, the herds fears took over
• 20:24
  and that's why they were able to take over the party.
• 20:26
  You have the same thing in Israel where you have this
• 20:29
  extremely corrupt, extremely money hungry driven
• 20:33
  administration, which is pretty much what it is exploiting the
• 20:40
  system to, you know, commit war crimes.
• 20:43
  And they're they're using like the religious justification of
• 20:47
  doing this to others. So that's where, like I said,
• 20:49
  it's a perfect storm where he needs these things to happen to
• 20:52
  stay in office and not get, not go to prison for the rest of his
• 20:55
  life. And so there's a sect of the, of
• 20:59
  the country that is, that was so wanting this to happen that
• 21:03
  they're like, OK with it happening.
• 21:06
  Like, you know what I'm saying? Like no.
• 21:07
  You're right. Like he's being he.
• 21:08
  He's in it for his own shit. For his own skin in the game
• 21:12
  and. His coalition, his right wing
• 21:14
  coalition is, is in it for. So he's like, he's just the,
• 21:18
  he's the vessel. He's the vessel religious thing
• 21:21
  that they need to get done. So you know.
• 21:23
  I mean it's like it's more than religious bro.
• 21:29
  Yeah, I mean. It's called.
• 21:30
  It's like ethnic fucking cleansing type shit.
• 21:33
  No, no, no, no, I'm not saying that.
• 21:34
  That's not what I am saying. Is that the the justification or
• 21:39
  the lack of empathy for these people that are being ethnically
• 21:44
  cleansed out of an area is strictly in like the base of
• 21:49
  that house is built on their religious beliefs and religious
• 21:52
  superiority. So that's like why they feel
• 21:54
  like they can do that. That's why they can go occupy
• 21:56
  the West Bank at that gate. That's why they feel.
• 21:59
  Like, I wouldn't say the religious superiority, I think
• 22:03
  it, it what, what it is, is it is the, the inherent like belief
• 22:09
  that a Jewish state is allowed to exist And, and that's what
• 22:15
  they're protecting. So it's kind of what you're
• 22:17
  saying, but it's I don't think that they're saying that they
• 22:20
  might some of like maybe Netanyahu and others might
• 22:23
  think. OK, so they might think that,
• 22:25
  but I. Think based off of that Israeli
• 22:27
  like. No, no, that's not, I'm not
• 22:28
  saying that, but based off of the actions, I don't feel like
• 22:32
  I, if you told me that, that, that that's somewhere on a page
• 22:35
  in the back that was written down.
• 22:36
  Like I'd be like, yeah, that totally makes sense.
• 22:38
  Because why? Just why would you subject
• 22:41
  another group of people to this and feel justified in doing it
• 22:44
  if you did? Because every single fucking
• 22:48
  conflict that Israel's ever been in, it was provoked by someone
• 22:51
  else did. OK, so let's keep that in
• 22:56
  perspective. No, I, I'm, I'm specifically in
• 23:00
  making reference to occupying the West Bank, the persecution
• 23:03
  of people in Gaza. Like I feel like they feel like
• 23:06
  they are religiously superior to these people.
• 23:08
  That's why they would well. I think that.
• 23:10
  I think what it is, is that it that if they gave equal rights
• 23:17
  to Palestinians, there's more Palestinians than there are
• 23:22
  Israeli Jews. And therefore the Palestinians
• 23:28
  will vote in, you know, a Palestinian that they, you know,
• 23:31
  and therefore the Jewish state would be no longer.
• 23:33
  No, and I understand that. But but, but which is a fucking
• 23:36
  paradox because then then therefore they have to act like
• 23:40
  a fucking apartheid state and not a democracy like in order
• 23:44
  for it to exist. But like that's, you know, like
• 23:48
  what's that like? No, I know they have like, yeah,
• 23:51
  they have an apartheid state based on like religious
• 23:54
  persecution. Like at the end of the day, like
• 23:57
  that's what it comes down to. Because if every single one of
• 24:00
  them was like, hey, I mean, not that they would even accept it,
• 24:02
  but if every Palestinian was like, hey, we want to be a part
• 24:05
  of the Jewish state too, and we're all Jewish and Hezboll is
• 24:07
  like, hell yeah, mazel tov. And everybody just converts.
• 24:11
  They still wouldn't be down with it.
• 24:12
  Like that's the like they wouldn't, they wouldn't allow
• 24:14
  that to happen. That's an outrageous outcome,
• 24:17
  but it wouldn't even be possible.
• 24:18
  They'd be like, Nah, we're good. Like, and that's where it's like
• 24:21
  there's it's sticky situation to say the least.
• 24:25
  But them now attacking Lebanon, I'm just saying they're using
• 24:28
  this time as an opportunity to get done what they feel like
• 24:32
  they need to get done or they have the right to get done.
• 24:35
  Or they they just wanted to do this, but there's been
• 24:38
  constraints in the past and right now it's like, you know,
• 24:41
  fucking free for all. Yeah, they're playing with house
• 24:43
  money. I just won the Powerball.
• 24:46
  What you gonna do tomorrow? Buy 1000 Powerball tickets?
• 24:49
  You'd be like, really? That's crazy.
• 24:50
  It's like, why the fuck not? I just won yesterday.
• 24:53
  Maybe I'll win, I think. It's more like they're in there,
• 24:55
  like, who gonna check me, Boo? Like phase.
• 24:57
  Like nobody, you know, like nobody to tell them no.
• 25:00
  It's like we went to war with Iran.
• 25:02
  The United States did because Israel was going to go to war
• 25:06
  with a you know, that's that that was, according to our
• 25:09
  Secretary of State, you. Know like Jeffrey Epstein buying
• 25:11
  a lottery ticket because he did when his estate won the lottery.
• 25:15
  I don't know if you ever saw that, but like I think it was
• 25:17
  the Epstein state won like a Powerball or a lottery ticket on
• 25:20
  a lottery ticket for a shit ton of money and it got absorbed or
• 25:24
  like claimed by like the Zorro ranch some shit.
• 25:27
  I mean, that could either be made-up or it's 100% true, but
• 25:30
  I've seen that like a 10,000 times is that Epstein
• 25:34
  potentially won like a pretty large lottery so.
• 25:37
  Yeah, but what are the odds that he, like, knew, you know,
• 25:40
  fucking black? No, not that he knew, but I'm
• 25:42
  just like. No, I'm saying that he
• 25:43
  blackmailed the person in order to get the fucking lottery to
• 25:45
  win the lottery. Dude, that was hard.
• 25:47
  That's that's wild. I don't put it past him to have
• 25:52
  to do the billion. How?
• 25:53
  Could you, like, I should have to wait?
• 25:54
  You could like wait the balls or whatever.
• 25:57
  Yeah, 'cause it's Powerball. So they do it live.
• 25:59
  So then you have to like ring the live.
• 26:01
  Epstein, dude, it's like, what do you mean, dude?
• 26:05
  Like he, he just died, like in jail.
• 26:12
  Yeah, OK. I gotta look that up now.
• 26:16
  Therapy question or not on the therapy questions?
• 26:19
  Therapy question #1 Joseph, if your lifestyle was sponsored,
• 26:26
  what brand fits you best? Just the caveat this is from,
• 26:33
  this is obviously from like AI because it's like giving me a
• 26:36
  synopsis. Based on newly released DOJ
• 26:40
  documents and resurfaced reports, it is heavily alleged
• 26:44
  that a trust linked to Jeffrey Epstein win 80 to $85 million on
• 26:50
  the Powerball jackpot in 2008, shortly after he began a 13
• 26:55
  month jail sentence in Florida. The winning ticket was claimed
• 26:58
  by the Zorro Trust, which is the same legal entity Epstein used
• 27:03
  to purchase his like 8000 square foot Zorro Ranch property.
• 27:08
  Just two days after Epstein was booked.
• 27:10
  He the on July 2nd, 2008 is when the Powerball drawing occurred.
• 27:18
  So two days after being locked up, he won eighty.
• 27:20
  Yeah, that might, that's gotta be.
• 27:22
  That's insane. Sorry, I just had to look it up.
• 27:25
  I. Mean that's that.
• 27:26
  That's like when I saw they said like Galaine Maxwell's, it's
• 27:33
  like brother or or mom. This is her dad his Her dad was
• 27:38
  like a black man. No, I know that, but no, that
• 27:40
  they they owned Amber Alert. I was like, I was like, nobody
• 27:46
  owns. I was like, I'm like, what the
• 27:48
  fuck? But it like was trying to like
• 27:50
  sell it like in a convincing way, you know, like you'd be
• 27:53
  like, I was like, what the fuck? But then I'm like, Nah dude,
• 27:55
  come on. After being from Texas because
• 27:58
  that the I think the case when that happened actually happened
• 28:01
  like in like the greater DFW area.
• 28:03
  Doesn't Amber own the Amber Alert?
• 28:06
  It it's just a fucking. I know, but wouldn't it because
• 28:10
  a person it's named after like if it's going to be like, oh, I
• 28:13
  don't. Think she owns anything bro?
• 28:15
  Well, it's like, oh, that's Bob's law because Bob got hit by
• 28:19
  a train on a scooter. So now if you do that and you're
• 28:21
  on the scooter, it's your fault. That's the new law.
• 28:24
  It's Bobby law. Like when right?
• 28:25
  But they were trying to make it seem like it was like a system
• 28:27
  that they were running. So they knew like we're all the.
• 28:29
  Kidney. I own the patent dude.
• 28:30
  That or that's a tweaky. That's a tweaky ass claim.
• 28:35
  Like I own the patent for Amber Alert.
• 28:37
  Like that's something some shit a tweaker would say.
• 28:40
  Like outside of 711 that you give a cigarette to.
• 28:43
  He's like, hey man, you know, I'm just trying to get back on
• 28:45
  my feet. I'm waiting on my check.
• 28:48
  You know what I'm saying? I patented Amber Alert and I'm
• 28:50
  locked out of my bank account right now.
• 28:51
  You're in charge of when the alerts go out.
• 28:55
  Oh, like you're that's like one person, like 11 unit.
• 29:00
  Yeah. No, it's definitely.
• 29:03
  No, I know it's not. That's what they were trying to
• 29:05
  say. OK, OK.
• 29:08
  Therapy. Question number one, if your
• 29:10
  lifestyle was sponsored, what brand fits you best?
• 29:24
  I don't know if I wanted the B spot.
• 29:26
  Ghost energy drinks baby. Those are my faves.
• 29:30
  Ghost energy. Yeah, Hell yeah.
• 29:33
  Ghost energy drinks are the best.
• 29:36
  OK, one per day. That's all I had.
• 29:37
  Was one in the morning. That's it.
• 29:39
  Oh. I was like yelling at somebody
• 29:40
  like the other day I was like, you could have 13 of the ghosts
• 29:43
  and it'd be better than having A1 monster.
• 29:46
  Like, literally. No, that's probably true, but I
• 29:50
  just don't. I don't want to have 13 or 14 in
• 29:53
  a day. That's not I got 13 insanity,
• 29:56
  but I mean, you might die, but I mean you go with six and it's
• 29:59
  like people be like 06 but shut the fuck up.
• 30:02
  I'm like what? What?
• 30:06
  I butt chugged this a beer. I butt bonged this bitch dude.
• 30:10
  Yeah, I used to go to fucking group therapies like blue 8
• 30:15
  hours a day. You know, I'm saying just just
• 30:16
  hitting the black coffee all day, it's like what?
• 30:18
  There's no difference you. Want to know why they called me
• 30:20
  Blue Razz you don't want? To know, oh, did you see that
• 30:24
  there's a new blue razz? Yeah, yeah, what what I love
• 30:28
  about that one. And then there's the crayon
• 30:30
  grape. The Welch's crayon grape is
• 30:31
  fire, they say. Nunu so not.
• 30:35
  Just nu, they say. Is anybody fucking surprised?
• 30:38
  Is anybody surprised? No, stop.
• 30:41
  The brother doesn't taste like no, no, it doesn't taste like
• 30:45
  grape soda, you know. Welch's Grape.
• 30:50
  Crayon grape. It's like it tastes like
• 30:52
  cranberry juice Grape. It literally tastes like Ocean
• 30:54
  Spray, like cranberry juice. It's fucking delicious.
• 30:58
  I've been slamming the originals.
• 31:00
  Just the white can. The solid white can is really
• 31:03
  good. I don't even know what that
• 31:05
  flavour is. Oh, you know what, somebody just
• 31:07
  also told me out here that so they got rid of all the
• 31:12
  flavoured. Oh really?
• 31:14
  Oh Dang it. Yeah, except you can get them
• 31:16
  anywhere. They're just not like displayed.
• 31:19
  I don't know for how long you can get them, but it seems
• 31:21
  pretty like like, you know, inventory seems high right now.
• 31:27
  But this person was telling me like, do you like menthols?
• 31:31
  And I was like when I ever would, you know, smoke a
• 31:34
  cigarette menthol for sure. They're saying that the because
• 31:39
  they sell no flavor vapes at the gas stations here.
• 31:42
  And like I've like, like I'm like what?
• 31:45
  And then the no flavor vapes are mental.
• 31:51
  So they banned menthol cigarettes, banned all the
• 31:53
  flavor vapes, only are selling no flavor vapes.
• 31:56
  But the no flavor vapes are mental.
• 32:00
  I know. Well, you got to put them on
• 32:01
  blast. They're blowing up their spot,
• 32:03
  man. No, that's I think they know.
• 32:06
  And then this is like a chick that was like a lesbian, if you
• 32:11
  will, at, at at a bar and she and then she like let me hit her
• 32:16
  vape and and it tastes like menthol and it was like harsh
• 32:19
  like a menthol too. I was like wow.
• 32:22
  So are you on the no flavors now?
• 32:24
  Oh, I haven't tried it like that was.
• 32:27
  Like besides that one time he hit that lesbians.
• 32:31
  Well, that like just happened on what was that?
• 32:35
  I don't know, Thursday, Friday, Thursday, Saturday.
• 32:45
  OK therapy question #2 if your therapist wrote a Yelp review
• 32:53
  about you, what's the headline? Mine would be because this is a
• 33:10
  quote from her. You're not a very good fuck boy.
• 33:15
  That's. Pretty awesome mine.
• 33:28
  It would probably be like, dude, you need to relax something like
• 33:33
  that because I'm always going 1,000,000 miles an hour and they
• 33:39
  always get on to me about that, about like relaxing.
• 33:45
  It's always been like, I used to be able to do it all the time
• 33:49
  and now it feels very difficult for me to do at times or when I
• 33:53
  have downtime, I'm like spinning and I need something to do.
• 33:56
  So it'd probably be to like, chill the fuck out.
• 33:59
  Meditate, bitches. Yeah, probably.
• 34:02
  I will. Definitely a workaholic and not
• 34:05
  necessarily to a bad degree. It's interesting.
• 34:09
  Like my brain moves 1,000,000 miles an hour all the time.
• 34:12
  My work allows me to do that all the time.
• 34:16
  So it's like it, they like rub very well together and I can
• 34:20
  balance it. But you know, I mean, not to get
• 34:24
  all tiny violin, but whenever I was like living in my car and
• 34:29
  shit, I mean, the, the only thing that got me out of it was
• 34:32
  work, like just working my ass off so that once I did that, it
• 34:36
  was really hard for me to turn it off, if that makes sense.
• 34:39
  Like it's like, no, there's like a constant fear of living in my
• 34:43
  car. Yeah, like like sliding.
• 34:46
  Yeah. Sliding all the way back.
• 34:48
  Like it's like a if I so I'm always like, oh, I don't go
• 34:51
  backwards, only move forwards. And I look back to see how far
• 34:54
  I've come. It's like because there's part,
• 34:56
  there's a truth to her. It's like, Nah, man, I still
• 34:58
  want to slide back down that hill and be like sleeping in my
• 35:00
  car at like Grapevine. Like that shit sucked.
• 35:04
  And that's what moded me to motivated me to get my shit
• 35:07
  together. So yeah.
• 35:10
  And that's always kind of where I wind up with my whenever I
• 35:13
  would be in therapy. It's like, they're like, dude,
• 35:14
  you got to chill. Like you're doing OK.
• 35:17
  And I'm like, yeah, but what? And they're like, stop with the
• 35:19
  but what? The brand that I would have
• 35:23
  sponsored me, I forgot to say mine would be FTXI.
• 35:33
  Think OK, no, no, probably Vans. Vans, yeah, I think for
• 35:41
  obviously. Yeah, vans would be tight.
• 35:44
  Yeah, Vans are Spotify. Those are those are my two
• 35:47
  first. Ratify.
• 35:48
  Those are my 2 for profit corporations that I root for.
• 35:53
  Or I'd do some something dumb like steak or like some
• 35:57
  gambling. No, no, like some gambling.
• 35:59
  I was thinking like maybe like the Trump like commemorative
• 36:02
  coin or. Trump Trump phones Trump mobile,
• 36:06
  T-Mobile. Well, I don't think it's out
• 36:08
  yet. It's not.
• 36:09
  It's coming, dude. It's coming.
• 36:12
  What about polymarket or calci? They're throwing money around.
• 36:15
  Yeah, they're throwing money around like.
• 36:17
  Yeah, doesn't matter how many, how many people in the Trump
• 36:20
  administration just fucking like insider trade and just scalp
• 36:24
  them for like $500 million here and there.
• 36:26
  Like that money's coming out of like how she's like, you know,
• 36:29
  it's like it's not like that like when they're putting 100
• 36:33
  mil that like Maduro get like swooped like in the next 24
• 36:37
  hours. It's not like there's 100 mil on
• 36:39
  the other side of it, you know? So it's like it's got to come
• 36:42
  from the house. So I don't know why they're
• 36:44
  maybe they're just so flushing cash like on the other side, or
• 36:47
  if this is just part of doing business and they're going to
• 36:49
  figure it out and just take the take the hits.
• 36:51
  But like, if I knew, like if I knew Stephen Miller was just in
• 36:54
  there, like, just like scalping me like, 'cause he's like, you
• 36:58
  know, he's just insider trading all day, like.
• 37:00
  Barron Trump show like helping him set up a wallet and he's
• 37:03
  like, yeah. Yeah, but also fucking DJTJ,
• 37:07
  Donald Trump Junior is on the board of Polymarket.
• 37:11
  So that's, I can't even, I can't, I cannot remember when
• 37:15
  Hunter was on the board of a fucking oil company in Ukraine
• 37:18
  and that was the biggest deal in the world.
• 37:20
  You got paid. Like, yeah, come on, dude.
• 37:24
  OK, therapy question #3 Would you rather lose your sense of
• 37:32
  humor or your ability to trust people?
• 37:37
  I'd rather I'd rather lose my ability to trust people then
• 37:43
  lose my sense of humor because I.
• 37:44
  Don't trust anybody anyways. Motherfucker, yeah.
• 37:47
  My sense of humor gets me through so much, and even if I
• 37:50
  wasn't able to trust people, I would still be able to laugh and
• 37:55
  laugh and laugh at myself for not being able to trust people.
• 37:59
  So I'd still have some enjoyment being able to trust people, but
• 38:04
  like, not having a sense of humor would be miserable.
• 38:07
  You'd just be alone and like be a really loyal friend.
• 38:10
  Like that's pretty much what I mean.
• 38:12
  You'd be more loyal. I trust that you might come and
• 38:15
  hang out with me. Yeah, I can trust you.
• 38:17
  Trust that. Like you would be.
• 38:18
  It would be a pretty lonely existence, right?
• 38:25
  But sense of humor? Come on, man.
• 38:27
  You're keeping that? Yeah, keeping that because
• 38:29
  you're going to lose your trust anyways.
• 38:31
  You know, over time you're just going to get beaten out of you.
• 38:34
  I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
• 38:38
  Mr. Goody Optimist over here. I'm just fucking with you.
• 38:41
  OK, final therapy question. If your worst take went viral,
• 38:48
  are you doubling down or issuing the notes app apology?
• 38:56
  Just the worst take is OJOJ is like innocent or Oprah's a
• 39:02
  terrible person or I'd rather. That go viral All right, double
• 39:07
  down. On both of those.
• 39:12
  I never said that I thought OJ was innocent.
• 39:14
  I just said that there's a like there's a chance he did.
• 39:16
  You said his son did it. There there are two theories.
• 39:21
  Not only did you exonerate Orville, whatever his name is,
• 39:28
  Orenthal James. I was going to say Orenthal that
• 39:31
  Jesus. Yeah, Orenthal James, Not only
• 39:34
  did you exonerate him, but then he fucking accused his son of
• 39:40
  doing it. The crime?
• 39:42
  His son, my son was a chef, was trained in knife tonight, was
• 39:49
  like a knife expert in the military, not even making this
• 39:53
  up, and was arrested for assaulting somebody with a
• 39:59
  deadly weapon with a knife like his oldest son.
• 40:05
  That's all objection. And apparently he was objection
• 40:08
  irrelevant really. But no, it's not.
• 40:11
  There's just a theory that maybe his son did it.
• 40:14
  There's also a whole nother theory that it was just like
• 40:16
  serial killer guy the serial killer guy.
• 40:18
  Confessed. What do you think your worst?
• 40:20
  Take is. I mean, that 'd be up there
• 40:26
  shit. Yeah, for sure.
• 40:28
  And Oprah's a bad person because that's like people get mad about
• 40:31
  that. But I used to say that about
• 40:32
  Ellen, and I was right about Ellen.
• 40:35
  That's all the time. Two different people.
• 40:37
  Yeah, two different people. 11's a CIS straight female, One's a
• 40:42
  CIS straight female and the other is a 7th grade boy.
• 40:47
  No, no, no, my homies. He works construction and he,
• 40:57
  two of them actually, and they were on working Owen's house in
• 41:02
  Montecito. And yeah, she apparently she was
• 41:06
  not nice. Yeah, she's like really shitty,
• 41:08
  but no. And it's just you.
• 41:09
  Can't keep bringing a whole motherfucking mantra.
• 41:12
  Lifestyle a way of being, dude. Yeah, I don't trust that.
• 41:16
  It's like it's. On that Buddhist type shit.
• 41:18
  Oh, I know that. Some cold shit.
• 41:19
  I'm good. No, it's not.
• 41:21
  You don't. Trust it.
• 41:24
  Don't trust her. I think my worst take is
• 41:28
  probably that it's totally chill for like 16 year old boys to
• 41:33
  hook up with their teachers if they're female, but it's
• 41:36
  absolutely not okay if it's a male teacher and a female
• 41:40
  student. It's like a meme with that, that
• 41:43
  you're just like a South Park episode, no?
• 41:47
  When I was that age, I believed it would have been, I would be
• 41:51
  fine. And I've analyzed it
• 41:55
  periodically since and I don't feel any different about it.
• 42:00
  I was, I was saying this to somebody.
• 42:01
  I was like, I was like, it would have been great for all parties
• 42:03
  involved. And this person, she was like,
• 42:06
  she was like, I like how you just assumed it would been great
• 42:08
  for the teacher. Like like a 16 year old boy
• 42:11
  knows how to like have sex, huh? And I'm like, I was like, the
• 42:16
  irrational confidence is real. No, I mean, that's you have fun
• 42:20
  defending that. That's crazy.
• 42:22
  Well, because that's just a meme.
• 42:23
  Like you sound like a meme. Well, you're that person in the
• 42:26
  comments, just like just saying no, you're that you're no, no,
• 42:30
  because you're saying it's totally OK.
• 42:32
  So you'd be the person. How I feel.
• 42:34
  That's my worst take. Where were these?
• 42:37
  People when I. Was in school like that you're
• 42:39
  that's that's literally the. If it goes viral, I might have
• 42:43
  to talk to my team and do an apology, you know what I'm
• 42:47
  saying? Yeah.
• 42:47
  Do you double down or do you do the notes?
• 42:49
  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You'd probably have to
• 42:52
  apologize. Yeah, I'll, I'll apologize like
• 42:57
  I'll apologize like Trump apologizes.
• 42:59
  There's been like, but you see that rapper who was like, yeah,
• 43:03
  he's a he. He said that he bought like a
• 43:05
  bunch of prostitutes for his like 14 or 15 year old kid at
• 43:09
  one point. And everyone was like, what the
• 43:11
  fuck? That's a different.
• 43:12
  That's wild, bro. That's insane.
• 43:14
  That's crazy. That's the next step up.
• 43:17
  And then he doubled down on the next step.
• 43:20
  That's like you sex trafficking women to A to a minor dude.
• 43:25
  That's what that is. No.
• 43:26
  And to your own kid, that's crazy.
• 43:28
  That's fucking nuts. And he's he like quadrupled
• 43:31
  down. On it that's different he's.
• 43:34
  Quite like and he, but I'm saying that's his.
• 43:36
  I mean, he has a bunch of bad takes.
• 43:37
  I'd say that's his worst and he's like quadrupled down on it.
• 43:41
  Shout out boozy bad ass. No.
• 43:52
  Yeah, no, it's up apology because, you know, everybody
• 43:55
  loves a good apology and a good comeback story.
• 43:58
  You know, they like to, they like, they like to to break you
• 44:01
  down just to build you back up. And I'll ride that wave, OK?
• 44:07
  But everybody knows. Everybody knows I don't mean it.
• 44:11
  With the apology or or by the Oh, OK.
• 44:17
  And I don't feel like it's a red flag for that teacher either.
• 44:22
  No, it moved to articles. Just moved to articles.
• 44:36
  OK, I forgot that I'm in charge of articles too, because I put
• 44:39
  all these in here. OK, yeah.
• 44:42
  So first one was from Reuters. It was.
• 44:45
  It's entitled US says Iran war at decisive moment Tehran
• 44:49
  threatens US businesses in region By Phil Stewart, Stephen
• 44:54
  Sheer and Yamna Eh US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said on
• 45:02
  Tuesday the next few days of the war against Iran would be
• 45:05
  decisive and warned Tehran that the conflict would intensify if
• 45:09
  it did not make a deal. Iran's Revolutionary Guard hit
• 45:12
  back with a new threat against U.S. companies in the region
• 45:15
  starting Wednesday. It listed 18 businesses,
• 45:18
  including Microsoft, Google, Apple, Intel, IBM, Tesla and
• 45:22
  Boeing. Hegseth, who reported he visited
• 45:25
  U.S. troops in the Middle East on Saturday, said President
• 45:30
  Donald Trump was willing to make a deal with Iran to end the war.
• 45:33
  Talks were ongoing and gaining strength, but the US was
• 45:35
  prepared to continue the war if Iran did not comply, he said.
• 45:38
  We have more and more options and they have less.
• 45:41
  In only one month we set the terms.
• 45:42
  The upcoming days will be decisive.
• 45:44
  Hexa said in Washington. Iran knows that and there's
• 45:47
  almost nothing they can militarily do about it.
• 45:49
  OK dude. Except for shut down the whole
• 45:50
  fucking Strait of Hormuz. Responding to the threat against
• 45:54
  American corporate interests, a White House official said the US
• 45:57
  military was prepared to curtail any attacks.
• 46:00
  Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Iraq Arakichi said on Tuesday he
• 46:07
  has been receiving direct messages from U.S. special envoy
• 46:10
  Steve Witkoff, but they do not constitute negotiations.
• 46:14
  Qataris Al Jazeera TV cited him as saying the messages include
• 46:18
  threats or exchange views delivered through friends.
• 46:20
  He added. The month long conflict has
• 46:23
  spread across the region, killing thousands, disrupting
• 46:26
  energy supplies and threatening to send the global economy into
• 46:28
  a tailspin. Trump threatened on Monday to
• 46:30
  obliterate Iran's energy plants if it does not agree to a peace
• 46:33
  deal and open the Strait of Hormuz, A vital waterway for
• 46:36
  global oil shipments that has effectively been blocked by
• 46:39
  Iran. U.S.
• 46:40
  President on Tuesday criticized countries that have not helped
• 46:42
  the US war effort, such as Britain.
• 46:45
  A social media post. He said that in response to the
• 46:47
  global fuel shortage, these countries should buy energy from
• 46:50
  the US or find some delayed courage.
• 46:52
  Go to the Strait and just take it.
• 46:54
  France and Italy have pushed back against some US Israeli
• 46:57
  military operations, sources said, highlighting how divisions
• 47:00
  between NATO allies have been exposed by the war.
• 47:03
  Pope Leo urged Trump on Tuesday to look for an off ramp to the
• 47:06
  war and an unusual direct appeal from the pontiff to the
• 47:10
  president. Hopefully he's looking for a way
• 47:12
  to decrease the amount of violence, the Pope told
• 47:14
  journalists outside his residence near Rome.
• 47:17
  Oil prices head for a record monthly gain around on Monday
• 47:20
  struck a fully loaded oil tanker off of Dubai and set it ablaze.
• 47:23
  The fire was brought under control if it was around the
• 47:26
  late latest attack on merchant vessels in the Gulf or in the
• 47:29
  Strait of Hormuz since the United States and Israel
• 47:32
  launched the war on February 28th.
• 47:34
  Crude oil prices briefly spiked again after the attack on the
• 47:37
  tanker. Tight global supplies push Brent
• 47:39
  crude oil futures up 64% to 118 dollars a barrel in March.
• 47:45
  Higher oil and fuel prices have also started to weigh on US
• 47:48
  household finances and our political headache for Trump and
• 47:51
  his Republican Party before November midterm elections.
• 47:54
  The national U.S. National average retail price of
• 47:57
  gasoline cost $4.00 a gallon for the first time in over three
• 48:01
  years on Monday, data from price tracking service GasBuddy
• 48:05
  showed. But the Brent contract for June
• 48:07
  settled down to $3.42 on Tuesday to $103.97 a barrel following
• 48:15
  unconfirmed media reports that Iran's president said the
• 48:18
  country was ready to end the war, assuming some guarantees
• 48:20
  were put in place. What do you think, Joseph?
• 48:26
  Shit show, shit show, shit show. Like we're not going to be able
• 48:30
  to stop Iran from fucking up the Strait of Hormuz unless they put
• 48:33
  fucking boots on the God damn ground.
• 48:35
  The UAE wants to get involved now once to like by force take
• 48:40
  the Strait of Hormuz like like all these fools, like need is
• 48:44
  like a motherfucking, you know, like lawn mower factory to like
• 48:49
  produce this shit like a truck to launch it.
• 48:51
  Like, like, I don't see how this is like going to end anytime.
• 48:56
  So even they stop the war now, like how the fuck is it over?
• 48:58
  Like he's going to end the war without like opening up the
• 49:01
  Strait of Hormuz. No, like it just did.
• 49:05
  And then like it's there's fertilized shortages plus oil
• 49:08
  shortages and that shit. It's like, it's not like, oh,
• 49:11
  it's like it's like 20% short and like today it's like, no, it
• 49:15
  starts to pile up, pile up, pile up.
• 49:16
  And it's like, it's going to like, really fuck shit up.
• 49:21
  Yeah, no way out. To any what they say is like all
• 49:26
  the people who do simulations 2 point O shout out two point O
• 49:33
  the man he worked as a defence contractor and like military
• 49:38
  strategic simulation type shit and every outcome shows them
• 49:45
  closing the Strait of Hormuz and fucking with it.
• 49:47
  And they've been doing that for forever.
• 49:49
  So to say that they didn't assumed that this would be an
• 49:52
  outcome is either really naive and ignorant or is this a lie
• 49:57
  because this was going to be the outcome.
• 50:00
  And we lift the sanctions on Russia's and others.
• 50:02
  They're making like $1 billion a day a day selling oil to like
• 50:06
  Cuba and everybody all over the fucking world now because they
• 50:10
  need Russian oil. So we're.
• 50:12
  Meanwhile meanwhile they're also they're giving targeting
• 50:15
  information to Iran to to kill Americans while we're giving
• 50:18
  them money to then go fund their war in Ukraine.
• 50:22
  Which by the way just shout out the Ukrainians have taken back
• 50:24
  225,000 square kilometers in the past three months.
• 50:28
  Do you fucking rooskies? So yeah, it's a complete and old
• 50:35
  kerfuffle. And this is.
• 50:37
  It's the same with the Department of Homeland Security
• 50:40
  and then TSA not getting paid and then the airports get bad.
• 50:44
  We've talked about this other and the next thing you know, we
• 50:46
  got to figure something out. We got to get funding.
• 50:49
  Oh my God, Jim Bob can't fly to Cancun and it's going to take
• 50:52
  him 8 hours including, you know, just to get there.
• 50:55
  And it's a 2 hour flight. Like we can't do this.
• 50:58
  And that's normally whenever something happens, like there's
• 51:02
  no incentivization for them to reopen the Strait of Hormuz
• 51:05
  without some sort of guarantees. And we're not really willing to
• 51:08
  give them because they're we have a 1515 points of victory or
• 51:13
  some 15 pillars. Of imprints of land and to to
• 51:16
  get the ceasefire going, whatever the fuck.
• 51:18
  Yeah, and the and the war, that's not a war to an excursion
• 51:21
  to prevent a war, blah blah blah blah.
• 51:25
  But some of the stuff that we're asking of them in these 15
• 51:27
  points to a ceasefire is like the total opposite of what
• 51:31
  they're wanting, like some. Of them are just well this is
• 51:34
  what Iran's saying that they're going to put up like a fucking
• 51:36
  tolls like for boats. They're going to like be
• 51:38
  involved and all of the Gulf countries like Saudi Arabia, the
• 51:42
  UAE, Qatar, all of them now don't want like the United
• 51:49
  States to to end this until like Iran's like, like the regime is
• 51:53
  done, done because they don't want to like have to deal with
• 51:56
  like because they don't want to do it diplomatically.
• 51:58
  Because if they didn't negotiate this opening of the straight arm
• 52:02
  moves that like they think that that's going to give Iran like a
• 52:04
  seat at the table and then they can like now dictate what's
• 52:08
  going on. And so they don't even want to
• 52:10
  deal with that. So they'd rather just.
• 52:13
  But isn't it kind of obvious that in some ways they do?
• 52:18
  I mean dictate what goes on over there when it comes to the
• 52:22
  Strait of Hormuz, obviously. No, they know they 100.
• 52:25
  Percent do. That's what I'm saying.
• 52:26
  It's no, I know. So, but they're saying like, so
• 52:28
  that's what like the like Saudi and the UAE are, are saying like
• 52:33
  they need to go harder. We need to completely take over
• 52:36
  this because we don't want the Iranians involved at all.
• 52:43
  So I mean like, and I just, you know, did what a fucking mess.
• 52:47
  No, they're saying like potentially boots on the ground.
• 52:50
  We have a question. What, You're going to do it,
• 52:52
  dude? 50,000 troops over there.
• 52:54
  No, that's 10,000 more than we normally have stationed, but
• 52:59
  supposedly potentially more on the way.
• 53:01
  So they're talking about doing a boots on the ground, going in
• 53:04
  and extracting and taking out all of this enriched uranium
• 53:08
  from them. I don't know how big they think
• 53:11
  like Iran is, but it's pretty fucking big.
• 53:14
  Like, and where these bases are, where these things would be
• 53:18
  stored and kept, it's pretty treacherous.
• 53:21
  It'd be pretty dangerous to send people.
• 53:24
  It would take 10s of thousands of troops to go in there and
• 53:27
  take out this enriched uranium at this point too.
• 53:30
  If you knew where it was and you wanted to go in self quick as
• 53:34
  night, try to do it that way and take some shit like when we
• 53:37
  bombed him the first time. Cool, you might have had a
• 53:39
  chance. They're waiting for you to show
• 53:41
  up and try to take their shit now.
• 53:44
  Not to mention we bombed the fucking shit, but I thought we
• 53:46
  obliterated. So now it's like under rubble.
• 53:48
  So then you have to get like excavators to get the fucking,
• 53:50
  you know, go get it from like the shit that we like, you know,
• 53:53
  on top of it. Like it's not even dude.
• 53:56
  It's not the fucking, you know, that's not even what we're
• 53:59
  supposed to be doing. Like, you know, it's like, what
• 54:01
  are they I'm trying to think of? I'm trying.
• 54:04
  To think of like an analogy, but it's like some like your your
• 54:07
  friend that's full of shit telling you, you beat down
• 54:09
  somebody's front door and kicked their ass.
• 54:12
  And then you see like the ring footage and you like knocked
• 54:14
  twice, kicked the door and walked away and then they never
• 54:17
  fought. And you're like, wait, also,
• 54:19
  what the fuck's going on? Because at the end of the day,
• 54:21
  what we've said we've accomplished, we haven't.
• 54:24
  Otherwise we wouldn't be reacting the way we are.
• 54:26
  It still wouldn't be going on like the way it is.
• 54:29
  So it's like either you lied then or you lied now.
• 54:32
  Thank you, we lied both times and I was just escalated and
• 54:36
  made the situation worse and worse.
• 54:38
  We could see gas reach a higher point than anytime during during
• 54:42
  Biden's administration. That's possible already.
• 54:44
  What do you mean already? Is well, it's the highest in
• 54:47
  three years. OK, I mean.
• 54:53
  I'm just saying I mean my shit. Was over $6 a gallon yesterday.
• 54:57
  What I'm saying is if it is over anytime that Trump would be
• 55:03
  stuck with, I mean this could reach the highest gas prices
• 55:05
  world. OK, the gas prices for a second
• 55:08
  you like reached higher because that was right when the Ukraine
• 55:11
  war popped off and but it wasn't, you know.
• 55:14
  No, I know, but that's, I'm just saying you got to take to fully
• 55:18
  take away that talking point or that's semantic.
• 55:22
  You could just like if he keeps going, he can have some of the
• 55:24
  highest gas prices ever. I know we're already kind of at
• 55:28
  that point, but it could continue to balloon if it
• 55:31
  doesn't get resolved and the only way you can really resolve
• 55:35
  it is by leaving, and that's not something he can really afford
• 55:38
  to do. Yeah, it hit $5 a gallon
• 55:41
  nationally under Biden, like for a brief period right when the
• 55:45
  war started, or like it was war started in February, it was in
• 55:49
  June of that year, 22. And then today is the highest
• 55:53
  it's been under Trump, $4.00 a gallon.
• 55:56
  But I mean, and that was something that we didn't, we
• 55:58
  didn't start that conflict. That was just an outcome of the
• 56:01
  conflict. So this is like we started.
• 56:04
  War of choice. Yeah, yes, this is like our
• 56:07
  fault and. Trump keeps going out there and
• 56:08
  saying that he thought it would the oil prices would be worse.
• 56:12
  It's like, oh, you started this war and you thought it was going
• 56:13
  to be worse than this, you fucking idiot.
• 56:17
  Somebody made a good point when they said that at the State of
• 56:19
  the Union, like two or three days before this happened, he
• 56:23
  could have like announced like or made a point to like discuss
• 56:26
  the fact that this was happening, that that was his
• 56:28
  time to sell. They were.
• 56:30
  Planning on going because it's because they weren't planning on
• 56:33
  it yet. Dude they they came up with this
• 56:34
  shit as soon as the Epstein files started creeping the fuck
• 56:36
  out. I'm just saying like to go to
• 56:42
  that and not. That was your opportunity.
• 56:46
  They still haven't told us. No, I know.
• 56:48
  But that was your best opportunity to sell it.
• 56:50
  That was your like selling pitch moment and you did the.
• 56:52
  Next best opportunity is now or, or yesterday or the day before
• 56:57
  and they still haven't done it, dude.
• 56:59
  It's still it's just regime change, ballistic missiles,
• 57:02
  nuclear program. You know, it's like which one is
• 57:05
  it? We've already won.
• 57:06
  We've already won. You know, it's like this shit
• 57:08
  was over in a day. Was it now come like, fucking 10
• 57:12
  troops just got, like, hit on Friday, you know, Yeah, crazy.
• 57:21
  All right. Next article is from the
• 57:26
  Washington Post Judge halts construction on Trump's
• 57:29
  ballroom, says Congress must decide Judge Richard Lyon
• 57:33
  criticized the Trump administration's brazen
• 57:36
  arguments for the project. The plan $400 million ballroom
• 57:39
  has been a presidential priority By Dan Diamond and Jonathan
• 57:43
  Edwards. The federal judge ordered a halt
• 57:45
  the construction of President Donald Trump's White House
• 57:48
  ballroom, ruling that Trump lacks authority to fund the
• 57:50
  estimated $400 million project to private donations.
• 57:54
  U.S. District Judge Richard Lyon
• 57:56
  disagreed with the Trump administration's argument that
• 57:59
  the president was has brought authority to make changes to the
• 58:02
  White House without congressional approval,
• 58:04
  including projects on the scale of his Plan 90,000 square foot
• 58:08
  ballroom. The President of the United
• 58:11
  States is the steward of the White House for future
• 58:13
  generations of first families. He is not, however, the owner,
• 58:17
  Leon wrote in a 35 page ruling issued Tuesday afternoon.
• 58:21
  No statue comes close to giving the president the authority he
• 58:24
  claims to have, he wrote. Leon, an appointee of President
• 58:28
  George W Bush, also wrote that Trump had not identified a law
• 58:31
  that allowed him to demolish the White House East Wing last year
• 58:34
  without congressional approval. He stayed his order for two
• 58:37
  weeks and ruled would continue construction necessary to ensure
• 58:42
  the safety and security of the White House.
• 58:45
  Within hours, the Trump administration notified the
• 58:47
  court it would appeal Leon's decision, which the White House
• 58:50
  called egregious. President Trump clearly has the
• 58:53
  legal authority to modernize, renovate and beautify the White
• 58:56
  House, just like all of his predecessors did.
• 59:00
  White House spokesman Davis Engel said in a statement,
• 59:03
  adding We are confident we will prevail.
• 59:05
  Speaking in the Oval Office, Trump told reporters that Leon
• 59:08
  was so wrong for ruling that the ballroom needed congressional
• 59:11
  approval. He suggested that many parts of
• 59:13
  the project would move forward, such as the ballroom's
• 59:15
  bulletproof glass and anti drone installations on the roof,
• 59:20
  citing Leon's decision that the White House could proceed on
• 59:22
  efforts to ensure safety and security.
• 59:24
  I'm allowed to continue building as necessary.
• 59:26
  Trump said he also attacked the group that brought the lawsuit,
• 59:29
  the National Trust for Historic Preservation, on social media.
• 59:33
  Carole Quollin, the National Trust CEO, said the organization
• 59:37
  was pleased that the ballroom construction would be halted
• 59:40
  until the administration complies with the law and
• 59:43
  obtains authorization from Congress.
• 59:45
  This is a win for the American people on a project that forever
• 59:48
  impacts one of the most beloved and iconic places in our nation,
• 59:50
  Quollin said in a statement. For more than three months,
• 59:53
  lawyers have battled over whether the president needed
• 59:55
  congressional approval for his project administration.
• 59:57
  Lawyers have argued that Congress implicitly authorized
• 1:00:00
  the president to make changes to the White House when it's set
• 1:00:02
  aside several $1,000,000 for annual maintenance of the
• 1:00:05
  president's residence in a law that allowed for the building's
• 1:00:08
  alteration and improvement. The own sharply rejected that
• 1:00:11
  argument is ruling, noting that the law authorizes the president
• 1:00:14
  to spend an annual budget on the buildings care, maintenance,
• 1:00:17
  repair and specifically cites air conditioning, heating and
• 1:00:20
  lighting as examples. He accused administration
• 1:00:22
  lawyers of cherry picking words to support an argument that
• 1:00:25
  would allow tearing down the White House and building a
• 1:00:27
  modern skyscraper in its place, so long as the president
• 1:00:31
  considered it an improvement. A brazen interpretation, indeed,
• 1:00:35
  Leon wrote. Leon had signaled his skepticism
• 1:00:38
  of the administration's claim in several previous hearings.
• 1:00:40
  In a March 17th hearing, he expressed frustration after a
• 1:00:43
  Justice Department lawyer defended the East Wing's
• 1:00:46
  demolition and the ballroom's construction by citing past
• 1:00:49
  projects at national parks, which Leon said we're not
• 1:00:52
  comparable. The White House is a special
• 1:00:54
  place, he said. This is an iconic symbol of this
• 1:00:57
  nation. In February, Leone denied an
• 1:00:59
  earlier request for a preliminary injunction sought by
• 1:01:02
  the National Trust but invited the organization to revise his
• 1:01:05
  challenge. At that time, he said the
• 1:01:07
  National Trust had wrongly invoked the Administration
• 1:01:09
  Procedure Act to attempt to block Trump's project, finding
• 1:01:13
  that the law did not apply to the White House executive
• 1:01:15
  residence because it is not a federal agency.
• 1:01:18
  Trump subsequently claimed on True Social that Leon had thrown
• 1:01:21
  out and completely erased the effort to stop the ballroom's
• 1:01:23
  construction, mischaracterizing the judge's ruling.
• 1:01:27
  What do you think? I mean, I've watched some people
• 1:01:30
  talk about this. I think he's building his like
• 1:01:37
  fallout bunker for whenever he refuses to leave office, he's
• 1:01:40
  going to lock himself in there because they're building a
• 1:01:42
  bunker, like a secure bunker underneath this ballroom.
• 1:01:47
  So we'll see. And he's made comments like it's
• 1:01:49
  drone proof, it's bulletproof glass.
• 1:01:51
  It's a bunch of bullshit. The way it's interpreted is,
• 1:01:54
  yes, you would need Congress approval to make alterations
• 1:01:57
  like that or for money for something like that.
• 1:02:01
  It's obviously a brazen interpretation of what it says.
• 1:02:05
  And you. And there's also a statute for
• 1:02:08
  being in DC. You have to have Congress
• 1:02:12
  approval to make any alterations to any federal property or park
• 1:02:17
  that you would need Congress's approvals.
• 1:02:19
  If you wanted to make a change to a public park, you would have
• 1:02:24
  to get Congress's approval to put a new fountain in if you
• 1:02:27
  wanted to upgrade the park and do that.
• 1:02:30
  So anything that happens within the confines of DC basically
• 1:02:34
  needs public, needs Congress's approval if it's going to be an
• 1:02:38
  alteration to anything. That's the property that's owned
• 1:02:41
  by the Fed. So there's rules that exist that
• 1:02:45
  negate exactly what he's saying. It's just like not being looked.
• 1:02:49
  At well, OK, but this is what's amazing about this is So what
• 1:02:53
  this is because this is like to me this was like the first crack
• 1:02:57
  in the MAGA like movement was the ballroom.
• 1:03:00
  They're like, wait, what the fuck?
• 1:03:01
  And then and then it was the Epstein file, you know, and then
• 1:03:04
  it started in the Iran war. But Republicans who now they
• 1:03:10
  have to make a decision. You're going to, are you going
• 1:03:12
  to give Trump his, you know, sign the thing so Trump can do
• 1:03:15
  his ballroom because that's that Trump, you're not going to take
• 1:03:18
  his fucking ballroom, are you? But then that means that these
• 1:03:21
  Republicans are going to be on the record of voting, you know,
• 1:03:26
  for this fucking ballroom that everybody universally hates, you
• 1:03:30
  know, So it's perfect, dude. It's, it's like, either you're
• 1:03:33
  going to piss Trump off because you guys won't, like, give him
• 1:03:36
  the authorization, or you're going to be on the record voting
• 1:03:39
  for this and then we can hold it against you.
• 1:03:42
  Yeah. Just like voting like.
• 1:03:44
  Any Democrat is voting. Like to fund this?
• 1:03:46
  Iran or you're a fucking idiot. The.
• 1:03:54
  Whole thing's stupid, building it with stupid.
• 1:03:57
  Now it's like stalled. It's not even what?
• 1:04:01
  There's something he's like, look at these, the pillars.
• 1:04:03
  These are the pillars there. What did he say?
• 1:04:07
  Corinthians. Yeah.
• 1:04:09
  Corinthians, they say, the most beautiful of all.
• 1:04:12
  The most the Corinthian columns they said.
• 1:04:14
  They say that they're the most beautiful of all columns.
• 1:04:17
  It's like what he was trying to get rid of the fucking columns
• 1:04:21
  in the white. House I, I heard somebody had to
• 1:04:25
  like talk on that. I was like, dude, yeah, the
• 1:04:29
  whole. Thing's dumb.
• 1:04:30
  And yes, you're that is very true.
• 1:04:32
  This is like this was a a weird pause moment for some people
• 1:04:38
  like. We're going to do what?
• 1:04:39
  And then the then the cost kept going up and up and up and up
• 1:04:43
  and up the ballroom right as he's doing the fucking tariffs,
• 1:04:45
  you know, and like and like. Taking like that.
• 1:04:47
  So you're taking healthcare away from people like you're you're
• 1:04:50
  slapping tariffs on so which is a sales tax on everybody.
• 1:04:53
  And then you're building your fucking ballroom.
• 1:04:55
  And then now the ass is like at an all time high or like close
• 1:04:58
  to it. I get the fuck out of here.
• 1:05:00
  Yeah. It's almost like the ballroom's
• 1:05:02
  been forgotten about. He won't.
• 1:05:04
  What do you mean? He just brings it up like in the
• 1:05:06
  middle of fucking. No, I know, I'm just saying like
• 1:05:08
  on my end, there's so much other stupid shit.
• 1:05:10
  Going on that he's doing, I was like, Oh yeah, that ball Epstein
• 1:05:13
  files, like this shit is working.
• 1:05:15
  What happened to the Epstein files?
• 1:05:17
  Like like I'm screaming I got my I'm like, like I'm not even I
• 1:05:21
  wasn't even a big Epstein files guy.
• 1:05:22
  But it's like, dude, we were like all watching the fucking
• 1:05:25
  playbook, you know, like they're starting wars to distract from
• 1:05:28
  this guy's like, you know, obviously like pedophile past
• 1:05:32
  and we're just like letting it happen.
• 1:05:35
  Congress unanimously passed a law.
• 1:05:37
  To release all. Of the files and they're still
• 1:05:40
  not released. I don't understand what you're
• 1:05:42
  doing, Congress. Yeah.
• 1:05:48
  But for that to happen, everybody.
• 1:05:50
  Would have to be acting in good faith and do their jobs.
• 1:05:55
  Why vote to release them all and then just let like you what
• 1:05:58
  you're? Just advocating.
• 1:06:00
  I do think there's a lot of power to fucking Trump.
• 1:06:03
  I do think there's a. Lot of people like.
• 1:06:05
  Marjorie Taylor Green, who? Included who genuinely thought
• 1:06:08
  that he wouldn't be involved in it at all and were shocked by
• 1:06:13
  his reaction and his refusal to release him.
• 1:06:15
  So I think there's people that each day or more stunned that
• 1:06:18
  he's chosen not to. And they were people who a year
• 1:06:22
  or two years ago would have been like, oh, he's here to take them
• 1:06:24
  all down. And I think that there's a large
• 1:06:28
  swath of people that were like, wait, why?
• 1:06:30
  Why is why doesn't he want to? You said you were going to.
• 1:06:33
  So I think it took people seeing him actively do it for them to
• 1:06:37
  change their No, I'm just talking about Congress needs to
• 1:06:39
  fucking get the fucking. Files that they asked for true
• 1:06:42
  no and I do think that maybe they there's people that
• 1:06:44
  probably thought. He's covering for people or he's
• 1:06:47
  not that involved. So if we do this vote, there's
• 1:06:50
  people who voted for it to release it who thought he
• 1:06:53
  wouldn't be this overtly involved.
• 1:06:55
  And there's some. And you think they wouldn't have
• 1:06:57
  voted for it if they knew that he was involved?
• 1:06:59
  Yeah. I don't know.
• 1:06:59
  They. Would I think that there's some
• 1:07:01
  like I think that they wouldn't. I think more people would have
• 1:07:03
  voted against it had they have thought that it was to the
• 1:07:07
  extent that it was. I disagree.
• 1:07:08
  I think they everybody fucking knows dude.
• 1:07:10
  They're not idiots. I feel like Marjorie, maybe he
• 1:07:12
  didn't, but OK, I think they all fucking know.
• 1:07:15
  And then they just realized the the whole fucking things coming
• 1:07:18
  crashing down. And I want to be on the side of
• 1:07:20
  voting to not release the fucking Epstein files when it
• 1:07:23
  comes out to this motherfucker is a pedophile.
• 1:07:25
  You know, I wonder who what his take is is.
• 1:07:29
  Or. Friend of the Pod.
• 1:07:30
  George Santos. I wonder what he how Santos
• 1:07:33
  feels about the Epstein files. You know, that'd just be an.
• 1:07:39
  Interesting take. I'm sure he's got a.
• 1:07:40
  Clip. I'm sure he might.
• 1:07:42
  He probably. Does he might?
• 1:07:44
  So hitting the pod circuit, he's got no restitution, so he got to
• 1:07:48
  keep all that money he stole. Hell yeah, right.
• 1:07:53
  City boys up. Yeah, for sure.
• 1:07:56
  OK, next. Article was the city.
• 1:07:58
  Girls so it depends. If he's in Brazil, it's City
• 1:08:00
  Girls up if. He's in New York.
• 1:08:03
  It's city, boys up. Oh, that's true, but it's
• 1:08:05
  pronounced. USA let's fucking go.
• 1:08:08
  I love that next article. ESPN Mark Schlaubach Tiger Woods
• 1:08:15
  stepping away from golf to seek treatment Tiger Woods said
• 1:08:18
  Tuesday night that he's stepping away for a period of time to
• 1:08:22
  seek treatment and focus on my health, announcing the decision
• 1:08:24
  four days after he was arrested on suspicion of DUI and refusal
• 1:08:27
  to submit to a lawful test stemming from a rollover crash
• 1:08:30
  in Florida. I know and understand the
• 1:08:32
  seriousness of the situation I find myself in today, the 15
• 1:08:35
  time major champion said in a statement posted with social
• 1:08:38
  media accounts. I'm stepping away for a period
• 1:08:40
  of time to seek treatment and focus on my health.
• 1:08:42
  This is necessary in order for me to prioritize my well-being
• 1:08:45
  and work toward lasting recovery.
• 1:08:48
  I'm committed to taking the time needed to return to a healthier,
• 1:08:50
  stronger and more focused place, both personally and
• 1:08:54
  professionally. Appreciate your understanding
• 1:08:55
  and support and ask for privacy for my family, loved ones and
• 1:08:58
  myself at this time. What do you think about She
• 1:09:02
  should not be driving, She should, He shouldn't be driving.
• 1:09:05
  Bro, that's it. You're you're you're like one of
• 1:09:09
  the the first athlete to be worth a Billy, right?
• 1:09:13
  And like you're out here like not taking Ubers.
• 1:09:16
  He got one seat that will be able to stop light.
• 1:09:19
  So he was. Found they found like 2.
• 1:09:22
  Hydrocodone in his pocket. Like loose pills in his pocket.
• 1:09:26
  Can't even get oxy. Can't even get that fetty.
• 1:09:29
  And look, I mean, he had that really serious accident.
• 1:09:33
  Where he flipped his car and had like all sorts of back issues,
• 1:09:38
  leg issues, like he was and he, he was all he already he, he
• 1:09:44
  obviously has a substance abuse problem.
• 1:09:46
  That's not a mystery at this point.
• 1:09:48
  This just kind of reaffirms it. And it's like it's that
• 1:09:52
  substance is called Denny's. Waitresses.
• 1:09:56
  No, I mean you can. Just point to that happening
• 1:09:59
  and. That coming to light and that
• 1:10:01
  being like the beginning of the end like once that happened, I
• 1:10:04
  think that that his substance abuse probably skyrocketed after
• 1:10:07
  that. I mean he lost his Gatorade
• 1:10:10
  deal. No, I mean, just think about how
• 1:10:11
  many times he's been injured and then how and then.
• 1:10:14
  How hard he presses to come back and just yeah, no, we had to
• 1:10:17
  deal well, how he played golf or plays.
• 1:10:21
  Golf creates all this torque and tension.
• 1:10:23
  That's half of why he has a bad back.
• 1:10:25
  It's because of how he plays. I mean whenever he was at his
• 1:10:27
  peak physically and playing golf, that dude was benching 300
• 1:10:31
  plus he was yoked. But I'm just saying like I'm
• 1:10:36
  sure he just. Accidentally get addicted to
• 1:10:38
  fucking painkillers. No.
• 1:10:39
  So now it's like you've seen it like.
• 1:10:42
  Because right before that happened, so whenever he got
• 1:10:46
  caught, he was in recovery because he won a major on a bad
• 1:10:50
  leg, on a bad knee and then he had surgery.
• 1:10:52
  And then all of that coming to light happened on Thanksgiving,
• 1:10:56
  around Thanksgiving and he was in recovery when his was wifey
• 1:11:01
  hit him in the face with A9 iron.
• 1:11:03
  And then he like crashed the car into a fire hydrant.
• 1:11:05
  It was Escalade. He fucked that thing up too.
• 1:11:10
  He was already, I think that that's like what I'm saying is
• 1:11:12
  that's really whenever his like substance abuse issues started,
• 1:11:16
  because at that point he's in recovery, he's sitting around.
• 1:11:18
  So I mean, that's an opportunity for him to be like on
• 1:11:21
  painkillers. And for some people it's hard,
• 1:11:23
  really, really hard for them to get on them and not get off.
• 1:11:27
  Are you sure that the substance abuse problem?
• 1:11:29
  Hadn't already been happening and that was he wasn't maybe he
• 1:11:33
  already had that's why those. Shit, that shit like that's
• 1:11:35
  happening. It it could be, but at that
• 1:11:38
  point, whatever he had going. On was not public until that
• 1:11:41
  moment, right, right. But I mean, so if he had an
• 1:11:43
  issue, it wasn't it's so. Much of an issue that it was
• 1:11:45
  affecting. Him on a day-to-day, but that
• 1:11:47
  was the most serious, most serious injury he'd had in his
• 1:11:52
  entire life up until that point. That's probably whenever he was
• 1:11:55
  most exposed to the most types of like barbiturates and stuff
• 1:12:00
  is whenever he was in recovery for his first ever knee surgery,
• 1:12:03
  right? Like I don't like taking pain
• 1:12:05
  pills. I've never liked taking pain
• 1:12:06
  painkillers, even if I'm hurt. But if I had surgery and they
• 1:12:10
  gave me some, I have if they took out my appendix, like I saw
• 1:12:13
  my appendix. So if I got if I had surgery,
• 1:12:16
  they I would be on more painkillers than I've ever been
• 1:12:19
  on in my entire life in that moment because I've never had to
• 1:12:21
  be on them like that. And for some people where they
• 1:12:24
  get that that happens and they slip a disc at work and next
• 1:12:28
  thing you know, it's spirals. And then they're like, you know,
• 1:12:31
  they're Brett Farve, and they're just stealing millions of
• 1:12:33
  dollars out of the Yeah, Brett. Farve is a great example.
• 1:12:35
  He played, yeah. To build your daughter a a
• 1:12:41
  volleyball gym? Well, Tiger, it's sad.
• 1:12:47
  And it's not it's it's. Sad.
• 1:12:48
  And what's really It's not a lot worse.
• 1:12:50
  He'll be fine. It's not shocking.
• 1:12:52
  No, it could. Have been worse, but it's sad
• 1:12:54
  because. It's A not shocking and B, it
• 1:12:56
  just shows that he hasn't really gotten over these issues that
• 1:12:58
  he's had, right. And it just, and we were all
• 1:13:00
  hoping that he also it's like C, dude.
• 1:13:02
  Just fucking. Get a driver, you're a bitch.
• 1:13:05
  A Uber bro like dude every car you're crashing is super nice
• 1:13:09
  too like. Chill out.
• 1:13:11
  I get that you like maybe like like to drive, but we.
• 1:13:14
  Too many. You had too many chances.
• 1:13:15
  We're done here. Most billionaires probably don't
• 1:13:18
  drive, period. You're over it.
• 1:13:21
  OK, next article, this one from the.
• 1:13:25
  Wall Street. Journal head of sexual Wellness
• 1:13:28
  business One Taste sentenced to nine years in prison Nicole
• 1:13:32
  dadoni was convicted of forced labor conspiracy for allegedly
• 1:13:37
  exploiting employees and practitioners of her orgasmic
• 1:13:41
  meditation startup By Corinne Ramey a federal judge on Monday
• 1:13:46
  sentenced. Nicole dadoni, the founder of
• 1:13:49
  women's sexual Wellness company 1, takes to nine years in prison
• 1:13:51
  for what prosecutors said was more than a decade long
• 1:13:55
  conspiracy to force her students and practitioners into
• 1:13:58
  performing unpaid work. Dadoni was convicted last year
• 1:14:02
  of 1 count of conspiracy to commit forced labor One Tastes.
• 1:14:05
  The former head of sales, Rachel Sherwis, was also convicted and
• 1:14:09
  was sentenced later Monday to 6 1/2 years.
• 1:14:11
  Prosecutors accused both women of conspiring to coverse One
• 1:14:14
  Taste practitioners to perform tasks ranging from menial labor
• 1:14:19
  to sexual services for little or no pay.
• 1:14:22
  The two women also pushed practitioners into debt, leading
• 1:14:25
  them to believe they needed to take One Taste classes in order
• 1:14:29
  to reach sexual Wellness. That's wild, I know.
• 1:14:39
  Convicted of forced labour, conspiracy and exploiting.
• 1:14:42
  People in in orgasmic meditation.
• 1:14:46
  But that's that's what I'm saying, man, no.
• 1:14:51
  I've. Seen some weird stuff where
• 1:14:53
  people are like I don't like what the fuck but I didn't know
• 1:14:57
  that was one taste which is an awful name.
• 1:15:02
  Sexual Wellness business. What is it?
• 1:15:04
  One Taste sounds like a strip club come on down to.
• 1:15:11
  One Taste of Harry Hines. Friday nights.
• 1:15:17
  Are free like, you know like that's.
• 1:15:19
  Gross, but it's not shocking. All Harry Hines, We just brought
• 1:15:23
  that up with all these. But that's I feel like that's.
• 1:15:27
  Every sexual Wellness type thing is always some.
• 1:15:31
  There's always some scam Wellness type things you know
• 1:15:34
  about. The yoga dudes, I guess I don't.
• 1:15:37
  Know it all, just. Sounds very suspicious.
• 1:15:47
  Well, I can't get to the fucking.
• 1:15:48
  Rest of the article I put in like the actual.
• 1:15:50
  Article from the website instead of Apple News because so that
• 1:15:54
  you could click on it and then and then it cut me off and then
• 1:15:58
  my Apple news ain't working. But anyways, sorry, I didn't I
• 1:16:03
  don't know anything else about that.
• 1:16:05
  OK, final article. Joseph stepped on it.
• 1:16:09
  Nestle Worst company in the world, allegedly Top 10 for the
• 1:16:15
  Wall Street Journal. How a massive.
• 1:16:18
  Kit Kat Heist Turned into Crisis PR Gold The Nestle response to
• 1:16:23
  the stolen chocolate shows how there's no bad news if you can
• 1:16:25
  turn it into a meme by Natasha Khan and Kelly Cloonan.
• 1:16:31
  Just how much are 12 metric tons of stolen Kit Kat bars worth?
• 1:16:35
  A lot of promotional gold. It turns out it was the brazen
• 1:16:38
  chocolate heist heard around. And this one's cut off too,
• 1:16:41
  because it's the Wall Street Journal as well.
• 1:16:47
  I don't know why my Apple news ain't working.
• 1:16:50
  What would you do, Wall? Street shutting me down now I
• 1:16:52
  saw. This incredible, great heist.
• 1:16:57
  We've talked about these before, right?
• 1:16:59
  Right. Right where lately?
• 1:17:02
  How this is happening? We've seen a shipments of Nike
• 1:17:06
  stolen. Tucker Carlson saw a whole
• 1:17:09
  shipment of his like I don't know what the fuck he calls it.
• 1:17:14
  Dip tobacco lip dip was stolen. Is these guys are posing.
• 1:17:20
  They're literally creating like fake shipping companies and they
• 1:17:23
  pose as drivers and they literally just drive the fuck
• 1:17:27
  off with it. And then it doesn't show up at
• 1:17:30
  the next destination and by then it's too late and it's already
• 1:17:33
  gone. So it's pretty sophisticated,
• 1:17:35
  honestly, and pretty smart. There's no one getting hurt,
• 1:17:40
  it's all insured, so I'm sure Nestle's fine, but I'm just fuck
• 1:17:44
  Nestle. But what do you do with that?
• 1:17:46
  How do you unload it? I don't know.
• 1:17:50
  You gotta already have. Somebody you can sell it to,
• 1:17:53
  right? Right, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:17:56
  Like who? Probably some like black market.
• 1:17:58
  Like China black market? Something like that.
• 1:18:01
  You don't have to be somewhere where they can move them and
• 1:18:04
  would buy them from you in bulk. You'd have to move them
• 1:18:07
  somewhere. Italy to Poland.
• 1:18:13
  That's wild, babe. That's like.
• 1:18:15
  Fast and Furious but with candy. Let's kick ass.
• 1:18:19
  I went to go see Scooby-doo with my cousin.
• 1:18:22
  His friend and my brother. I was 16, my little brother's
• 1:18:27
  14. We're in Newport Beach on
• 1:18:28
  vacation and we had a bong and two pipes going and we hot box
• 1:18:33
  the car and my brother wasn't smoking.
• 1:18:35
  We would sit in the middle. We go into the movie theater and
• 1:18:40
  I'm like super high and I'm going to go get snacks.
• 1:18:44
  And I'm like, hey Brady, what do you want?
• 1:18:46
  And he's like, kick cat. I'm like, what?
• 1:18:49
  What do you want? He's like kick cat, kick cat,
• 1:18:51
  kick cat. And then I look and his eyes.
• 1:18:54
  Are all red and he. He's got like, and of course he
• 1:18:57
  did like, like the whole car was like, you couldn't even see in
• 1:18:59
  it. But yeah, he got contact high.
• 1:19:01
  Stuff got super high. I don't even remember
• 1:19:03
  scooby-doo. That's how high I was.
• 1:19:04
  I was like blacked out stoned. But that's my Kit Kat.
• 1:19:12
  Story, you know, break me off a. Piece of that Kit Kat.
• 1:19:15
  You know, I also like the items that these people are.
• 1:19:18
  Choosing they're not like heavily guarded.
• 1:19:22
  It's a fucking truck full of Kit Kat bars, but it's got a street,
• 1:19:26
  but it's got a fat street value and if they got somebody can
• 1:19:29
  move it. So it's not like they're trying
• 1:19:31
  to steal electronics. We're stealing an AI chip or
• 1:19:35
  this crazy easy shit from a museum.
• 1:19:38
  It's like Nah, I'm stealing a bunch of dip pouches.
• 1:19:42
  How many $3,000,000 I know this is crazy.
• 1:19:47
  I like. The item.
• 1:19:49
  Selection that these guys are going for because they're very
• 1:19:52
  like high reward but super low risk.
• 1:19:54
  Like no one's going to be carrying a shoddy like
• 1:19:57
  transporting a fucking. Truck full of yoohoo.
• 1:20:01
  But if you could steal a truck Soft target.
• 1:20:03
  If you could steal a truck full of yoohoo.
• 1:20:05
  And could move it. You could.
• 1:20:07
  Make some serious though, especially if it's glass
• 1:20:10
  bottles. When I was a kid, me and my
• 1:20:12
  homie the quant. We, you know, like you like play
• 1:20:16
  like imaginary shit and you're like, oh, there's lava and
• 1:20:19
  stuff. We had an imaginary place.
• 1:20:20
  It was called Yoohoo Land. Oh shit dog.
• 1:20:25
  And then you had to, like, pass a test to get invited into
• 1:20:28
  Yoohoo Land. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:32
  Exclusive. Exclusive.
• 1:20:35
  Some ditty shit right there. Yeah, I got those boot.
• 1:20:37
  I got those. Bootleg snacks, you know.
• 1:20:40
  The the the one with the with the the 2000 snacks, the the
• 1:20:43
  cream feeling. Cupcakes come.
• 1:20:46
  It's got the glitter. Yeah, Cupcake got a new Twinkie
• 1:20:49
  coming out next month. It's a bad motherfucker when you
• 1:20:53
  bite into it. Cream feeling.
• 1:20:55
  Shoot it all in your mouth with glitter, man.
• 1:20:59
  Why didn't y'all do nothing when the fat bitch?
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  Jumped on bootleg. Snacks bro, your 2000 snacks.
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  Ain't even come out yet. Yeah, that's classic.
• 1:21:08
  I loved his in that scene. This is, by the way, next
• 1:21:11
  Friday. It's a scene where Day day is
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  explaining to ice cubes character that he got beat up by
• 1:21:19
  got maced by a girl named Baby Dee, his Foo Boo shirt.
• 1:21:25
  That shirt that it's like yellow and black, but it's like a
• 1:21:27
  tennis shirt. Dude.
• 1:21:29
  I've that is the shirt is so fire and I'm like, where can I
• 1:21:33
  get that shirt is that's I know it sounds crazy.
• 1:21:36
  Next time we go back and when you watch it, you'll be like
• 1:21:38
  Nah, it's a fire. I don't like like doors.
• 1:21:40
  I don't want no grilled cheese. That guy's shoes, those Nikes, I
• 1:21:44
  got those because those are fire.
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  Or the Cortez. Yeah, Cortez with the red
• 1:21:49
  checks. Yeah.
• 1:21:50
  Cortez are tight. Those are discontinued, you
• 1:21:56
  know. Come on, dude.
• 1:21:57
  Supreme, we'll buy them. Up or something like that, you
• 1:21:58
  know? There is one coach who has a
• 1:22:03
  pair. Of Cortez, it's the old, I want
• 1:22:07
  to say it's not Dan Snyder, but coach of Kansas State football
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  team wore these Cortezes for forever and they still made them
• 1:22:19
  after they discontinued them for him because that's like what he
• 1:22:22
  wore. He's some like 89 year old guy,
• 1:22:25
  silver hair dude and some fucking Cortez.
• 1:22:29
  Like every game where they just they made him like a specialty
• 1:22:33
  pair on like his last game. It was like fire.
• 1:22:36
  That'd be cool to be some old white guy known for wearing like
• 1:22:39
  a fire ass shoe. That'd be dope, right?
• 1:22:43
  Mr. Goody? 2 shoes?
• 1:22:44
  You mean it's like Doctor Phil? And his classic.
• 1:22:46
  Dunks every time. You'd be like.
• 1:22:48
  What? That's crazy.
• 1:22:49
  Doctor Phil wears dunks everywhere, every episode.
• 1:22:52
  He's never not been in dunks like the Big Tight.
• 1:22:55
  I mean, Doctor Phil's a Dick, but I like Doctor Phil.
• 1:22:59
  You know why? He was raised by Oprah.
• 1:23:03
  Except I don't like fucking Doctor Oz.
• 1:23:07
  Side note, before we go, I got a Shazam in Amsterdam, I got
• 1:23:16
  another one in Nigeria. Bill Snyder, that's who were the
• 1:23:20
  coaches. Yeah, dude, you're what's up
• 1:23:22
  with all these like random ass countries, says Shazam.
• 1:23:25
  In here, like Tasmania, it's crazy.
• 1:23:27
  Shazammed me, it's crazy. They showed, they showed, they
• 1:23:31
  showed five countries as like the top ones that have.
• 1:23:33
  Shazam me And then there was 28 more Shazam's that weren't on
• 1:23:38
  that list and on the list like the the number 5 on the list had
• 1:23:44
  two Shazam's. I mean three Shazam, sorry.
• 1:23:47
  Three Shazam's in that country. So that means every other
• 1:23:50
  country has two Shazam's or less.
• 1:23:51
  That means there's at least 14 other countries that have
• 1:23:55
  someone in that country has Shazam.
• 1:23:56
  One of my songs at least wild. I don't even.
• 1:24:02
  Shit's weird to me. Does.
• 1:24:03
  It tell you what song is Shazami?
• 1:24:06
  Yeah. What song is your most Shazam?
• 1:24:09
  It's called. Hit the club, Jack.
• 1:24:12
  And it's a mash up of In the Club $0.50 and Hit the Road Jack
• 1:24:18
  with Ray Charles. Shit banker.
• 1:24:26
  They love that shit in Brazil there.
• 1:24:30
  It's been Shazam 70. Seven times that song.
• 1:24:35
  Some are DJs. Playing that somewhere.
• 1:24:38
  That's what it looks like in Brazil, because it's just like
• 1:24:40
  all it's so. Many different cities in Brazil.
• 1:24:42
  It's like, how's it even getting around like that?
• 1:24:43
  It's getting club play dude. So a D JS playing.
• 1:24:47
  It it's shout out, it's hit, hit the circuit, somebody like.
• 1:24:50
  Goody of the Tropics. Down there, just, you know,
• 1:24:53
  start paying your boy. I guess like I'll get paid
• 1:24:55
  either way. You gotta get sticky to mix it
• 1:24:57
  up dude. Dude, I've been talking to him.
• 1:24:59
  Man like. You know, we've been sharing.
• 1:25:03
  Music. He shared a folder.
• 1:25:04
  With me. Oh.
• 1:25:08
  Their own folder terms. Now that's good I didn't share
• 1:25:11
  my folder. Well, he's sharing folders.
• 1:25:13
  With you, he's sharing. He's sharing me folders, steps.
• 1:25:16
  I've I've unpublished steps. Took Moses 40 years.
• 1:25:20
  Shut out. Shut out sticky.
• 1:25:24
  Proud Boy, he's Proud Boy stick. Stick.
• 1:25:27
  Proud Boy, Jesus Christ. Proud boy dude, I wouldn't go
• 1:25:31
  that far. That's what I call him, DJ.
• 1:25:33
  Proud Boy. DJ voter ID.
• 1:25:38
  I'm sure he will DJ voter ID. DDJ Big.
• 1:25:44
  Beautiful, big beautiful. Big, beautiful Bill.
• 1:25:48
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:25:51
  What? Else you got DJ.
• 1:25:53
  Mar a Lago DJ No forever. Wars.
• 1:25:56
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• 1:26:02
  Whatever, we just appreciate that you guys listen.
• 1:26:05
  Make sure y'all check us out next week every time we do this
• 1:26:12
  something. Weird.
• 1:26:12
  Happens on a Wednesday, so. We'll see what happens tomorrow
• 1:26:15
  and we'll talk about it next week.
• 1:26:17
  For like the past like 8 weeks, dude, it's been like bangers the
• 1:26:22
  past eight weeks where we we do an episode that State of the
• 1:26:25
  Union before the next episode, we're at war with Iran.
• 1:26:28
  Like it's always like we're just him knocking doors down.
• 1:26:33
  So. Watch the news tomorrow and I'm
• 1:26:36
  sure you'll see. Something we'll talk about.
• 1:26:38
  Next week, DJ. Golf of America shout out.
• 1:26:47
  You'll be good stay. Safe, stay out of trouble and.
• 1:26:50
  As always, go fuck yourselves. Shut up.
• 1:26:53
  I. She certified problem walk in
• 1:27:09
  whole room go siding I. Told myself don't get involved
• 1:27:12
  I'm right back called in the vibe actually certified problem
• 1:27:15
  got me big rules I was riding with I tried playing it cool for
• 1:27:18
  a second no I'm all in I ain't even hiding it.
• 1:27:20
  Hey don't lose got a mind of her own to the attitude but if
• 1:27:22
  you're like home good light trouble with a Halo home says
• 1:27:25
  your low key but you're going strong.
• 1:27:26
  She don't say she's let it happen.
• 1:27:28
  One of those smack of the whole room gasping I'm in the corner
• 1:27:30
  trying to take them both. She climbed me once in the game
• 1:27:32
  just froze. She said you funny I said I
• 1:27:34
  tried she said you triple I said don't lie.
• 1:27:36
  We both laughed and then I got laughed.
• 1:27:38
  Everything she do got intention to it.
• 1:27:42
  I said I'm cool but I'm clearly not I'm investing more than I
• 1:27:45
  should be star walking side to side to me breaking rules.
• 1:27:55
  I was right I'm all in. I ain't even hiding enough.
• 1:27:58
  He got me switching plans on the fly phone buzz and I don't even
• 1:28:01
  reply. I said just pull up now return
• 1:28:02
  to the night. Now we outside catching city
• 1:28:04
  lights. She fell asleep but it sounds
• 1:28:06
  sweet everywhere. It got a little bit she don't
• 1:28:08
  argue. She's a leaning close, say one
• 1:28:10
  line. I'm doing the most she is yeah,
• 1:28:12
  I know that thing, but I'm still signing that contract red flag
• 1:28:15
  like a real strike, like a one son, just an all blank.
• 1:28:18
  I said chill, but I double bank said, but I running back she's
• 1:28:21
  just fine. Let she do all that and I don't
• 1:28:23
  like the bad like that. Hey don't get close.
• 1:28:26
  She gonna get you 1 little look and see witches.
• 1:28:29
  They silence. She gonna test you hard on
• 1:28:31
  freeze. She gonna I told myself don't
• 1:28:42
  get them right back calling the vibe again.
• 1:28:45
  This certified problem got me breaking rules.
• 1:28:47
  I was right with it. I shot playing it.
• 1:28:58
  I knew better, I just ain't do better clocking in for bad
• 1:29:20
  decisions.