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- 0:00Speaker 1: Energy usually drops after the food gets here.
- 0:02Speaker 2: That was the best bag of Cheetos I've ever happened.
- 0:05Speaker 1: They'll be there for you when you was hungry. You
- 0:07Speaker 1: probably were hungry.
- 0:09Speaker 2: I was starting to like, why am I so weak?
- 0:10Speaker 2: And oh, you haven't eaten?
- 0:11Speaker 1: You eat breakfast?
- 0:12Speaker 2: No, I was trying to make it down to the car.
- 0:15Speaker 1: I gotta order breakfast fro Starbucks.
- 0:17Speaker 2: I didn't want to push it because y'all be making
- 0:18Speaker 2: me feel bad.
- 0:19Speaker 1: For Tony Man. Start the episode. Let me tell you
- 0:22Speaker 1: what she did down at a temple.
- 0:26Speaker 3: Let me tell you.
- 0:26Speaker 1: What Miche did.
- 0:28Speaker 4: We're trying to learn her a thing or two on
- 0:30Speaker 4: the road. She orders a brownie with ice cream, right.
- 0:35Speaker 4: The waitress come back up, Hey, we don't got no brownies.
- 0:38Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, And.
- 0:39Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I really wanted one, you know.
- 0:42Speaker 4: Waitress goes, you know what, I could go to another
- 0:46Speaker 4: restaurant and get a brownie, right, and Mail goes, oh.
- 0:50Speaker 1: That'll be great.
- 0:52Speaker 4: And the waitress looks at her and she's like, oh, okay,
- 0:56Speaker 4: and me and to here looked like me and Josh.
- 0:59Speaker 1: We're looking like, kurl, what are you saying yes for?
- 1:02Speaker 1: So she leaves.
- 1:03Speaker 4: The woman goes to another restaurant, gets her a personal brownie,
- 1:08Speaker 4: handsed to the chef. They make her the ice cream case.
- 1:10Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you the rest later, not in the
- 1:12Speaker 4: latter munt till you get back.
- 1:13Speaker 1: To this party.
- 1:13Speaker 2: Chef had nothing to do with it.
- 1:14Speaker 1: So no, the chef did, So we leave it after
- 1:17Speaker 1: the last show.
- 1:18Speaker 4: The chef is waiting for us in between the exit
- 1:21Speaker 4: and where our car is gonna be.
- 1:23Speaker 1: He's waiting for her. He's like, there you are. I've
- 1:26Speaker 1: been sick of you all weekend.
- 1:28Speaker 4: You the opener? How you ordering more food than the headliner?
- 1:32Speaker 4: You got the special grilled cheese, you got this and
- 1:35Speaker 4: that French fries ain't got this? And now I'm sick
- 1:38Speaker 4: of you. He laughing, but he ain't playing.
- 1:42Speaker 1: As he did. It was hilarious.
- 1:44Speaker 3: First of all, the chef is me going, I'm sick
- 1:48Speaker 3: of you.
- 1:49Speaker 1: Grilled cheese, had five cheeses? You only want one?
- 1:52Speaker 4: You always got something special every night they sit it
- 1:55Speaker 4: up to you, some special. I eventually asked, this is
- 1:57Speaker 4: the headliner. They're like, it's the opener, the opener asking
- 1:59Speaker 4: for all this. So we talked to me, why did
- 2:02Speaker 4: she offer? So we go mail why would you accept
- 2:06Speaker 4: the brownie? And she said she insisted. I said, mal,
- 2:09Speaker 4: that was a fake in cyst.
- 2:11Speaker 2: She didn't.
- 2:12Speaker 5: Nobody really thinks you say yes, you leave my job
- 2:18Speaker 5: and go to.
- 2:19Speaker 4: Another person's job to purchase one brownie with my own money.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Let me defend myself.
- 2:27Speaker 1: You don't got a company card.
- 2:28Speaker 4: If you were some.
- 2:31Speaker 2: Get count. But here's the thing.
- 2:34Speaker 6: So they always have good ass desserts, and I always
- 2:37Speaker 6: try to like, Okay, fool, I'm gonna have this dessert
- 2:39Speaker 6: this damne, I love a brownie Sunday.
- 2:42Speaker 2: That's like my favorite dessert, So hit me out.
- 2:47Speaker 6: So that day I was like, oh okay, because I
- 2:49Speaker 6: did it at another club and it was fine. She was like, oh,
- 2:51Speaker 6: you want to put in a wrap? I was like,
- 2:52Speaker 6: oh bet, I'm gonna do that this this club too.
- 2:54Speaker 6: So I was like, can I get to see the rap?
- 2:56Speaker 6: No issues?
- 2:56Speaker 2: Fine? Cool? It was kind of sloppy, but that wasn't
- 2:59Speaker 2: gonna think that.
- 3:01Speaker 6: It was kind of sloppy, but it was like I
- 3:03Speaker 6: ate it because it'd be nothing but garbage on these
- 3:05Speaker 6: menus and have a lot of dietary restrictions now, so
- 3:09Speaker 6: I can't eat the ship.
- 3:10Speaker 4: That we told her you can't eat dinner at these
- 3:14Speaker 4: clubs every night. You gotta order before, have to and
- 3:17Speaker 4: eat before the show, or order and bring it to
- 3:19Speaker 4: the club.
- 3:20Speaker 2: And I don't be hungry when I get there, but
- 3:22Speaker 2: then I get hungry by the second show.
- 3:23Speaker 3: You should notice already that you go get hungry.
- 3:26Speaker 1: It's too short.
- 3:27Speaker 2: But I be i'd be eating.
- 3:28Speaker 3: I was.
- 3:28Speaker 2: I was fine for the first I was like, damn,
- 3:30Speaker 2: I am kind of munchy. So I did so okay.
- 3:32Speaker 2: So then I do for Friday night. I was like, oh,
- 3:37Speaker 2: they have the funnel cake fries.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Yummy.
- 3:40Speaker 6: It come with ice cream. So I was like, okay,
- 3:42Speaker 6: I get some fun of great crowds.
- 3:43Speaker 2: She's like yeah, sure.
- 3:44Speaker 6: And then it came and didn't have ice cream. I
- 3:45Speaker 6: was like, dag, what ice cream? And she's like, I'm so sorry,
- 3:48Speaker 6: we ran out of ice cream. I'm like, oh, it's fine.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Whatever.
- 3:50Speaker 6: So when I ordered the brownie the next day, she
- 3:52Speaker 6: was like, I know, we ran out of ice cream yesterday.
- 3:53Speaker 6: I'm gonna, ma, sure you're brownie is I'm gonna make
- 3:55Speaker 6: sure you take care of the okay cools.
- 3:58Speaker 2: She did, so.
- 3:59Speaker 6: When she came, she was like, girl, we out of brownies.
- 4:02Speaker 6: And we had an ice cream something something like that,
- 4:03Speaker 6: and I was like, damn. Like she was like, girl,
- 4:05Speaker 6: I know I disappointed you.
- 4:07Speaker 2: The girl was white, so that was the reason. I
- 4:09Speaker 2: was like, yep, go get it. What she was white,
- 4:13Speaker 2: you go get it?
- 4:14Speaker 6: So no, but no, okay, it wasn't me being nasty.
- 4:16Speaker 6: But she was like, girl, I'm so sorry, Like, how
- 4:18Speaker 6: can I make it up to you?
- 4:18Speaker 4: Like it?
- 4:19Speaker 2: I got it?
- 4:19Speaker 6: And we were The club was in like a square
- 4:22Speaker 6: where it was restaurants all.
- 4:23Speaker 2: Of mine and I sent her to You don't know
- 4:26Speaker 2: where she went to get it from. I don't.
- 4:28Speaker 1: She didn't.
- 4:29Speaker 4: It wasn't like brown across the way. She said, were
- 4:32Speaker 4: you going to go getting Yes?
- 4:36Speaker 6: If you insist, she was like, what do I have
- 4:38Speaker 6: to do now? I did tip her after we told
- 4:42Speaker 6: her I.
- 4:42Speaker 1: Did, but it was her in San Diego.
- 4:45Speaker 2: Will you take her one hundred and fifty dollars?
- 4:47Speaker 4: No?
- 4:47Speaker 1: She said, how much do I get? Seventy five? We
- 4:49Speaker 1: said one hundred and fifty and I did.
- 4:51Speaker 4: She didn't temper After she left Tempa. She went and
- 4:54Speaker 4: lived her life. Went to the movies.
- 4:55Speaker 1: The girl They hated You in the in the Waitresses
- 4:58Speaker 1: group shot The Go brownie.
- 5:01Speaker 3: I pissed way you tipped her in San Diego.
- 5:06Speaker 4: Somebody and we're telling maland list this story and mal
- 5:09Speaker 4: Listen is like, did you tip her?
- 5:10Speaker 1: And she was like that she did, I spice.
- 5:15Speaker 2: I just got my emoji and not a page.
- 5:17Speaker 3: But it was gonna hate me not how was you
- 5:21Speaker 3: able to get the later?
- 5:23Speaker 2: No, so things. I also had rapport with her. Her
- 5:25Speaker 2: name is Megan. Tried to Megan. I was already talking
- 5:28Speaker 2: to her, so we were cool.
- 5:29Speaker 6: Because somebody tried to impersonate as one of my family
- 5:31Speaker 6: members and pretendre come. So I had been talking to
- 5:34Speaker 6: the girls, not like it was just like some random
- 5:35Speaker 6: rachels like yeah, bitch, go get you get brownie. And
- 5:38Speaker 6: I will say that was the best fucking brownie because.
- 5:40Speaker 1: It didn't come from a comedy club.
- 5:42Speaker 4: And we told mel I said, Mal, we want you
- 5:44Speaker 4: to know that was a fake insist she didn't mean it.
- 5:47Speaker 6: Happy I have corresponded because I still had an Instagram.
- 5:49Speaker 6: Because she was telling me, I was like, oh, do
- 5:50Speaker 6: you know such and such? And I was like, Hey,
- 5:53Speaker 6: what's your cash ap? And she's like for what? And
- 5:54Speaker 6: I was just like, what's your cash at bitch? And
- 5:56Speaker 6: she was like okay, and I said it. She's like,
- 5:58Speaker 6: oh my god, thank you so much, Like this is
- 6:01Speaker 6: what did you tip her?
- 6:02Speaker 3: Initially I didn't.
- 6:06Speaker 2: But the thing is I had thank her.
- 6:07Speaker 1: Talking who tips the waitress and who don't eat camp?
- 6:13Speaker 2: That's what I was like, Oh, Cam tips her, I've
- 6:15Speaker 2: never eaten.
- 6:16Speaker 1: I don't order a thing all weekend. Don't bring me.
- 6:19Speaker 6: I made it right, though, y'all tipped every time I
- 6:23Speaker 6: send her one hundred and fifty dollars. She got her tip,
- 6:25Speaker 6: but it was.
- 6:25Speaker 3: Just like, but the fact that tip initially nothing, it's crazy.
- 6:31Speaker 3: That's wild business.
- 6:32Speaker 6: That is terrible, and honestly I would take that. I
- 6:35Speaker 6: would be I would be wrong for that. But I
- 6:37Speaker 6: made it right, I said, I said, how fifty word?
- 6:41Speaker 3: A week later? A week later, week later, So what's
- 6:48Speaker 3: the weekend?
- 6:49Speaker 1: You know that whole week?
- 6:51Speaker 3: I hate black that was her all weekend. I hate.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Early battle. How do I get the black books out
- 7:01Speaker 1: of the schools? How do I get the black.
- 7:05Speaker 3: Man?
- 7:07Speaker 2: But I made it right.
- 7:08Speaker 3: I did all this for her, and she left me.
- 7:11Speaker 7: When you came back the next week, she had to
- 7:12Speaker 7: delete all her posts about you.
- 7:16Speaker 3: So here's why I was like okay. I was sympathetic
- 7:20Speaker 3: to her letting her bio. I was sympathetic to her
- 7:24Speaker 3: because she did pump up the brownie for the next night.
- 7:27Speaker 4: For the they was missed everything she ordered. Yeah, and
- 7:31Speaker 4: she was that's not on the menu. But the stuff
- 7:34Speaker 4: she ordered was.
- 7:35Speaker 3: The way she pumped it up and soda have brownie
- 7:37Speaker 3: for You're right, I'm.
- 7:41Speaker 6: Sorry if you want to go get it like sure,
- 7:44Speaker 6: they had it on the bed, bits off butter.
- 7:47Speaker 2: It was like a They had a charred marshmallow on top,
- 7:50Speaker 2: like a smor I was like, this is delicious.
- 7:52Speaker 3: That no tip, I don't care what you talking about you.
- 7:57Speaker 2: I was, okay, I've got the tips. I didn't even
- 7:59Speaker 2: think to tip.
- 8:00Speaker 3: Tide up for it.
- 8:04Speaker 2: I think the one fifty made up. I made it right.
- 8:06Speaker 1: I try not to hear comedy clubs ever, nothing against them,
- 8:09Speaker 1: but it's just food clippers. Flippers have some on the
- 8:15Speaker 1: comedy club.
- 8:16Speaker 3: If they got like an impossible something, I still might
- 8:18Speaker 3: get that. But I just tiped all the man.
- 8:21Speaker 7: Else street in Cleveland that name. Maybe it's not hilarious.
- 8:28Speaker 2: I learned my lesson and I made it right.
- 8:30Speaker 1: Y'all your emojis and no sign and the money sort.
- 8:32Speaker 2: Now no, I got like, I'm so sorry.
- 8:36Speaker 3: No man.
- 8:39Speaker 2: People wanted to they wrong.
- 8:40Speaker 1: You rectified it in her defense. The best part of
- 8:44Speaker 1: the story you said that one fifty.
- 8:46Speaker 3: She did was gonna remember like the tip because that
- 8:51Speaker 3: was hard.
- 8:51Speaker 1: You went above and beyond.
- 8:52Speaker 2: She may not come with.
- 8:54Speaker 4: Listen, we don't have to learn what this is her
- 8:57Speaker 4: first tour, my first tour. We one more funny story.
- 9:01Speaker 4: Why would the story back out?
- 9:03Speaker 2: Don't hate me. I'm not doing right now.
- 9:06Speaker 3: There don't ruin it.
- 9:08Speaker 5: This this is internal story.
- 9:12Speaker 4: So we we was eating. There was a period of
- 9:15Speaker 4: the tour we was all into Chick fil A chicken
- 9:17Speaker 4: sandwich salads. I mean I didn't know they made I
- 9:19Speaker 4: didn't know they was putting the nuggets in the salad.
- 9:21Speaker 4: Josh was like, cav you know the side CHICKI was like,
- 9:23Speaker 4: I don't know those salad. He was like, they got
- 9:25Speaker 4: the nuggets in there.
- 9:26Speaker 3: That's the only reason you showed up for the salad.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Absolutely, they got the nuggets.
- 9:30Speaker 4: Bacon, cheese, forget it. It's a filthy salad salad. Tony,
- 9:37Speaker 4: I want chicken nuggets with lettuce around it. He got
- 9:39Speaker 4: it without the salad. I did just got.
- 9:44Speaker 1: So we were eating this one weekend. We was three
- 9:46Speaker 1: and four. We gotta going overboard.
- 9:48Speaker 4: Every time there was a Chick fil A sounding me
- 9:50Speaker 4: Her and Johns salads everywhere. So one time she's trying
- 9:54Speaker 4: to listen and hear the fish. She was trying to listen.
- 9:57Speaker 4: She's like, I'm gonna order my food ahead of time.
- 10:00Speaker 4: Send it to the clue, send it to the club
- 10:02Speaker 4: now again in her defense, and the door dash person
- 10:05Speaker 4: just took the food and threw it on it.
- 10:07Speaker 1: No, literally nowhere the door. They just took a picture.
- 10:11Speaker 1: It was around the corner from the thing.
- 10:13Speaker 4: It was one of those clubs and like a little
- 10:15Speaker 4: like all these businesses up there, they just found a wall.
- 10:19Speaker 4: And now Greg is in the club at the door.
- 10:22Speaker 4: So males assuming like most people would, they gonna open
- 10:25Speaker 4: the door, like, hey, I got an order from Greg,
- 10:28Speaker 4: gonna see him. Oh yeah, you can put it right here.
- 10:30Speaker 1: She can grab this. What she's thinking, this is not
- 10:32Speaker 1: one of her, not her fault.
- 10:33Speaker 4: They put outside and Greg, She's like, Greg, can you
- 10:38Speaker 4: grab my food? And me and in the tor chat
- 10:40Speaker 4: can you got my food? Here's a picture and me
- 10:42Speaker 4: and Josh are like because I had to.
- 10:44Speaker 6: Because I'm on stage, so I was like, it took
- 10:47Speaker 6: too long. I could have retrieved myself. I was like,
- 10:49Speaker 6: I got it on stage, Greg, can you got this
- 10:51Speaker 6: for me? I'm like he was like all right. I
- 10:53Speaker 6: was like I was like, Greg, wait, I'm sorry, Like
- 10:56Speaker 6: I tried to do right. But the door that just
- 10:58Speaker 6: like in the middle of side walk.
- 11:01Speaker 1: There's probably that lady that you stole the brownie.
- 11:04Speaker 4: From, like Mitchell, I'm gonna put this food in the
- 11:07Speaker 4: train tracks.
- 11:08Speaker 1: So Grevis like, all right, I'm gonna get it this time. Don't.
- 11:11Speaker 4: She's never doing this for you again, no l o,
- 11:13Speaker 4: l if you want your chicken salad order to your rule.
- 11:20Speaker 4: In her defense as well, Mail learns she only makes
- 11:22Speaker 4: the same You give it.
- 11:23Speaker 6: Together one time and every waitress, how much you need,
- 11:27Speaker 6: how much is your rent?
- 11:29Speaker 4: Whatever you gonna be texting her head the woman with
- 11:31Speaker 4: the curly hair maybe should be different this.
- 11:33Speaker 3: Time wide following you on Instagram.
- 11:40Speaker 1: You made it right.
- 11:42Speaker 6: I made it right, I said on one fifty right
- 11:44Speaker 6: before the first. So she probably made a rent like
- 11:46Speaker 6: this month or whatever similar good is a good time,
- 11:49Speaker 6: and our hair was green. I feel like she understood.
- 11:52Speaker 2: She had green air. That kind of a bitch I was,
- 11:56Speaker 2: and I really went. I was went and found out.
- 11:57Speaker 2: I was like, girl, thank you so much for this.
- 11:59Speaker 6: I should have been like, what's your cash at that
- 12:01Speaker 6: very moment, but I wasn't even thinking that, not in
- 12:04Speaker 6: a malicious way.
- 12:05Speaker 4: I just wan, this brownie takes somebody wants to a
- 12:10Speaker 4: different restaurant and God, and then it.
- 12:11Speaker 6: Cutting me out was so fucking funny. But it's like,
- 12:14Speaker 6: I have a lot of how dietary restrictions.
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- 13:46Speaker 2: It was like it was like five cheese, melt it
- 13:49Speaker 2: real cheese. I was like, can y'all just put one cheese?
- 13:51Speaker 6: On that bitch, I don't need all five cheeses the
- 13:53Speaker 6: Jeddar and I guess that was like, how dead this
- 13:55Speaker 6: bitch as real cheese?
- 13:58Speaker 1: That one was funny because you she was like, I'm
- 14:00Speaker 1: all do less.
- 14:01Speaker 3: Work mad, He's going against the grain. He got a system.
- 14:04Speaker 1: Five cheese cheese might have been what he added to
- 14:06Speaker 1: the menu. That was his personal that's his personally.
- 14:11Speaker 2: I went to Italy and France and picked up the.
- 14:14Speaker 3: Jesus I'm a chef for real, the white the white Top.
- 14:19Speaker 3: I love the fact that he told you he was.
- 14:23Speaker 2: That was.
- 14:29Speaker 1: That was?
- 14:29Speaker 7: Where was that Tampa?
- 14:33Speaker 6: That ship was so be mad because that it was
- 14:36Speaker 6: like trick Daddy was cussing me out like it was
- 14:38Speaker 6: very Floridian and.
- 14:40Speaker 3: That improv though they get a lot of food from
- 14:43Speaker 3: the surrounding restaurants because when I go, you know, they
- 14:46Speaker 3: ain't got nothing, you know, vegan on the menu. So
- 14:48Speaker 3: they always get me pad time from right across right
- 14:52Speaker 3: across the street.
- 14:53Speaker 1: You got the people going across street too. But they
- 14:56Speaker 1: told me that.
- 14:56Speaker 3: They was like, I don't be ashamed of me, and.
- 15:03Speaker 4: I didn't see I never heard you stutter.
- 15:07Speaker 3: Because because it's not the same It's like they was like, yo,
- 15:14Speaker 3: we know you vegan. We don't really had no vegan
- 15:16Speaker 3: options on the menu, but you know we always get
- 15:19Speaker 3: food from across. It's literally right there at the door.
- 15:25Speaker 3: I know where my past i came from. Where where
- 15:29Speaker 3: we sell the shirts. It is right there where that
- 15:33Speaker 3: brownie come from.
- 15:35Speaker 2: It couldn't have been far because she wasn't.
- 15:36Speaker 3: Going where did it come from?
- 15:40Speaker 2: It was from speculation.
- 15:44Speaker 3: I know exactly where my pad tick came because they
- 15:47Speaker 3: told me we can get you past time from right
- 15:49Speaker 3: here because we always ordered.
- 15:51Speaker 6: But I guess that's the thing they do, like we
- 15:52Speaker 6: can you're not hot.
- 15:58Speaker 7: This is from so they say you, we know you're vegan,
- 16:01Speaker 7: but we got this pad time. We can go place,
- 16:04Speaker 7: kind of like, hey, we know you want a brownie,
- 16:06Speaker 7: so we can go over here and get a brownie.
- 16:08Speaker 1: I don't know how the only difference two differences.
- 16:16Speaker 6: I'll be wrong for that's a different but she offers
- 16:19Speaker 6: so clearly that's something.
- 16:20Speaker 3: That gave you grace when because she pumped up the
- 16:22Speaker 3: brownie the night before, but you was handling them all weekend.
- 16:26Speaker 2: I wasn't necessarily haling.
- 16:28Speaker 3: That's what the chef said. I'm just going about what
- 16:30Speaker 3: the chef said.
- 16:30Speaker 4: There's three differences substitutions before, but that might be canceled
- 16:35Speaker 4: out by them not having nothing. I'll cancel those two out.
- 16:39Speaker 4: Tony's a headliner. He doesn't been at that room. Tony
- 16:43Speaker 4: is putting people's money in people's pocket. They treat the
- 16:45Speaker 4: headliner different at clubs.
- 16:47Speaker 3: And they know I don't eat what they got in advance.
- 16:51Speaker 1: The pad ties across the street. The brown is across
- 16:53Speaker 1: the street. That's a wash.
- 16:56Speaker 3: And when I say across the street, it's not even
- 16:58Speaker 3: the street. Y'all been in there. It's literally that food
- 17:03Speaker 3: right in front of the door of the Tampa. When
- 17:05Speaker 3: people come out, it's right there.
- 17:07Speaker 6: But again, I feel like because literally it was not
- 17:09Speaker 6: there when I went on stage.
- 17:10Speaker 2: When I came back off stage, was it was quick?
- 17:12Speaker 3: So was in one of them in the area and
- 17:15Speaker 3: then yeah, the area was.
- 17:16Speaker 6: Gone because I feel like she would have offered if
- 17:19Speaker 6: she really had to go somewhere.
- 17:20Speaker 1: She was like, I know the girl's face. That's what
- 17:23Speaker 1: made me laugh because I.
- 17:24Speaker 3: Gave her credit because she pumped up there, brownie.
- 17:26Speaker 2: She was like, next tomorrow we got and I was
- 17:30Speaker 2: gonna be good.
- 17:31Speaker 3: Yeah, it's perfect, Like I don't want to.
- 17:34Speaker 1: She hadn't got her, she got the and you know
- 17:37Speaker 1: when she come at that.
- 17:38Speaker 2: Point, my mouth was ready for for sure.
- 17:41Speaker 3: Your lips was lined up around the around the buildings, like, honestly.
- 17:46Speaker 2: Don't put it in there, bitch, wait till I get
- 17:48Speaker 2: our stage.
- 17:48Speaker 1: So, like, thinking about the brownie, I'm like, yeah, so.
- 17:52Speaker 6: And then Dick and I'm like, oh, had that brownie?
- 17:54Speaker 6: Like I'm telling my discussed.
- 17:56Speaker 1: One of her jokes. She just don't say that was.
- 18:00Speaker 7: Why did you say that brown nickname for something?
- 18:05Speaker 6: It's telling like explicit jokes in front of Kev's audience
- 18:08Speaker 6: because it's always Untie right directly in the front, and
- 18:12Speaker 6: I see the moment she's like, nope, she's going to yo.
- 18:16Speaker 1: No.
- 18:16Speaker 7: So when when you were doing churches and Tony got
- 18:19Speaker 7: sick and you're like, hey, would you be cool? keV
- 18:22Speaker 7: calls me up and he's like, and if anybody knows me,
- 18:25Speaker 7: they know I swear you.
- 18:26Speaker 4: Know, uh yeah, let me cuss, yeah, thank you?
- 18:36Speaker 7: So yeah, Keve. keV hits me up. He's like he's like, hey,
- 18:39Speaker 7: would you be uh would you be cool? Like opening
- 18:41Speaker 7: for me at some of these churches, and I was like, yeah,
- 18:43Speaker 7: of course absolutely. As soon as I hang up, I'm like,
- 18:45Speaker 7: not only can I not cuss, I can't be like
- 18:48Speaker 7: Jesus Christ. But I was like, you know what, it's fine,
- 18:52Speaker 7: I'll figure it. I can wear clean whatever. Then we
- 18:54Speaker 7: the very first gig, like Kev's favorite joke of mine
- 18:58Speaker 7: is the one the blacks. How you and pluralize any
- 19:00Speaker 7: group except when a white guy says the blacks or
- 19:03Speaker 7: blacks it just sounds weird. Was like, hey, man, open
- 19:06Speaker 7: with your blacks joke. I'm like, can I get my
- 19:08Speaker 7: slings on these shows? Can I do one or two shows?
- 19:12Speaker 7: So I just open with this race bit. Yeah, I'm like, people, what,
- 19:20Speaker 7: that's a great joke.
- 19:23Speaker 6: You got it first they were like you funny, but
- 19:26Speaker 6: you got to ease the was coming out.
- 19:33Speaker 1: The clip. We was like, you might introduce yourself.
- 19:38Speaker 3: Ease in.
- 19:39Speaker 2: And now I was like, how y'all doing. I'm a cuss.
- 19:42Speaker 2: I'm a tip with some church shows.
- 19:45Speaker 7: Like that waitress I came from the church.
- 19:50Speaker 5: Except that I grew up in the church. But she
- 19:52Speaker 5: came in no four plane, rammit. They were like, no,
- 19:55Speaker 5: dasline nothing.
- 19:57Speaker 3: She just came in, no, no just being the dude's
- 19:59Speaker 3: the bag of gee. So she at the stage, y'all
- 20:04Speaker 3: ever just be stuck. That's college will be sucking you
- 20:09Speaker 3: in the back of the jee Am I right.
- 20:12Speaker 5: They'd be like, come on, man, y'all never got your
- 20:15Speaker 5: money and the gross wife, you know what the fun
- 20:17Speaker 5: I'm talking about.
- 20:22Speaker 3: Don't be acting all churches. Come on now, you look
- 20:27Speaker 3: like you've been fucking back. Look at your church. That's crazy,
- 20:30Speaker 3: My god. They'd be like, whoa, whoa, hold on?
- 20:37Speaker 1: Am I right? Guy? Right with anybody?
- 20:40Speaker 7: Huh answer you get it right?
- 20:43Speaker 4: People come straight from church. And now the first comment
- 20:47Speaker 4: right from out the gate, out the gate, puss out
- 20:52Speaker 4: national fluids dripping.
- 20:55Speaker 3: Y'all ever put your pussy on the jet streams of
- 20:58Speaker 3: the or the bathtom you ever put your puss it
- 21:00Speaker 3: right on that get string? Whoa he's putting right on
- 21:03Speaker 3: that talking about I don't know your old ass be
- 21:07Speaker 3: putting your pussy on the jet strings. At your pussy.
- 21:12Speaker 1: Come on under that house. Class, I know you don't
- 21:14Speaker 1: got to let kids crowd. You go to crowd.
- 21:19Speaker 4: Right me hanging, come on, come onag like it's just
- 21:24Speaker 4: me ah.
- 21:25Speaker 3: Dude hot the gate, I'm having a good time.
- 21:28Speaker 7: That's hilarious. Credit they know though they know I had,
- 21:31Speaker 7: I mean.
- 21:32Speaker 2: They don't, they don't reason to know.
- 21:35Speaker 6: I start up with city girls as a warning, real
- 21:38Speaker 6: lass beach, keep up by the niggas in his life,
- 21:41Speaker 6: like sting along when you ready.
- 21:43Speaker 7: That's when I come out to easy.
- 21:48Speaker 1: That's good. A my mellow. She's staying ten toes down
- 21:50Speaker 1: in it. You ain't gonna judge me. Let me we are.
- 21:55Speaker 1: But she get them laughing.
- 21:56Speaker 7: Are you are you hosting? And that's hilarious.
- 21:59Speaker 2: I ain't going back. Hey remember the dick from Maryland?
- 22:03Speaker 3: Now that y'all loose.
- 22:07Speaker 6: Anybody, because that'd be like with me. But I don't
- 22:10Speaker 6: warmed him up. It's a hears jokes that mean I
- 22:12Speaker 6: come back. So now y'all want to laugh with.
- 22:15Speaker 1: That's great? Opened them up, right, dude.
- 22:19Speaker 7: I was in Chicago, well outside of Chicago ce G's,
- 22:23Speaker 7: you know ce Gs. It's like a smaller club. And
- 22:26Speaker 7: and the host he was like, hey, is there anything
- 22:28Speaker 7: you don't want me to say? I was like, have
- 22:29Speaker 7: your do your best stuff. I want you to have
- 22:31Speaker 7: the best set you can get a standing ovation whatever.
- 22:34Speaker 7: He goes up and his opening like his whole set
- 22:37Speaker 7: was about abortion, and I was like, I mean I
- 22:41Speaker 7: told him, I guess this is his best ship, the
- 22:43Speaker 7: best life. Yeah, and you just heard from the audience
- 22:46Speaker 7: through his whole set. I mean they were just.
- 22:53Speaker 1: Brother bro.
- 23:01Speaker 6: This guy you really like somebody's like this voice actual
- 23:04Speaker 6: really went in there gave it his like.
- 23:06Speaker 3: He really whoa.
- 23:09Speaker 8: It's from the song this Old Game because really the
- 23:14Speaker 8: way they be looking, the way they just propped up
- 23:17Speaker 8: and they looked like push back, they just like, b.
- 23:22Speaker 7: You talking about I never seen Spongeball.
- 23:26Speaker 1: I never saw that episode, but that clip I have seen.
- 23:30Speaker 3: So it's one of the first of all.
- 23:32Speaker 6: I think that's another millennial like line like are you
- 23:35Speaker 6: preestungsbrab or postonge like the nineties?
- 23:38Speaker 2: The nineties vegetables and what does that make?
- 23:45Speaker 4: Ketchup?
- 23:49Speaker 2: That's a remix always message doing stand up.
- 23:56Speaker 1: This guy that.
- 24:01Speaker 7: Was went on that sounded like a car car driving
- 24:08Speaker 7: by brother.
- 24:10Speaker 2: And you can't even see him.
- 24:12Speaker 6: That's what maybe you cannot even say a mission say.
- 24:16Speaker 3: It feels like when your absolute.
- 24:20Speaker 6: Is it that Friday night over the Saturday night when
- 24:24Speaker 6: I had the Heckler and I couldn't see him shut
- 24:28Speaker 6: him up? Whoever you are shut heckling. You know when
- 24:32Speaker 6: someone's drunk and they think it's just y'all two on.
- 24:34Speaker 3: The phone, and it's like, stop, it's.
- 24:35Speaker 1: Not a call and response. Right, I'm laughing, Oh brother,
- 24:41Speaker 1: this gosh.
- 24:43Speaker 7: When you kept saying it, I literally was like, is
- 24:45Speaker 7: this a black movie, SpongeBob man, you.
- 24:53Speaker 6: Got the first couple of seasons funny.
- 24:58Speaker 3: Where they was sitting there just is short fish in
- 25:01Speaker 3: the autist.
- 25:02Speaker 1: They were just like they already had their back half
- 25:04Speaker 1: tar man.
- 25:05Speaker 4: They was.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Brother.
- 25:09Speaker 1: This guy, yeah.
- 25:10Speaker 2: He just had enough.
- 25:11Speaker 6: It's like, I'm gonna say, so, whom gonna say that
- 25:15Speaker 6: never gets old?
- 25:16Speaker 7: That is hilarious.
- 25:18Speaker 1: God never, this guy stay the food. Hello, oh man,
- 25:25Speaker 1: might have give me a little.
- 25:26Speaker 6: Hole bath because I done sweat it down. Y'all got
- 25:28Speaker 6: me laughing. My titties probably don swim me too.
- 25:31Speaker 3: The boobsweat you just a little boob sweat, stay right,
- 25:36Speaker 3: Oh god, hilarious, Oh man, this guy.
- 25:39Speaker 6: I just feel like like we've been sitting here laughing
- 25:42Speaker 6: for four hours straight.
- 25:43Speaker 2: I'm gonna sleep good when.
- 25:44Speaker 7: I get to that dude. That's uh cheek. You guys
- 25:49Speaker 7: won't know there's a he's a comic from Seattle stude
- 25:52Speaker 7: Harold Gomez. Uh, he used to tour with tybarn Now
- 25:54Speaker 7: this is probably like fifteen twenty years ago, right when
- 25:57Speaker 7: Ty was on last comic standing. Yeah, they went to Detroit.
- 26:01Speaker 7: Ty had done a club how Harold had featured for him.
- 26:04Speaker 7: Right then, this black promoter after the show comes like,
- 26:06Speaker 7: oh man, you Ty, great honor meet to you. Guys.
- 26:08Speaker 7: Are hilarious. I was wondering if you'd come and bless
- 26:10Speaker 7: our show. He's had a black show. He's gonna do right,
- 26:13Speaker 7: and Ty's like, I'll come, hang, but I'm not gonna
- 26:15Speaker 7: you know, I'm doing the club. And my buddy Harold
- 26:17Speaker 7: at the time he's like, man, I'm a soldier for this.
- 26:20Speaker 7: I'm a soldier for this.
- 26:21Speaker 1: Fuck that.
- 26:21Speaker 7: I'll do any stage. So they get there, they and
- 26:24Speaker 7: now it's Detroit. They they go this next comic is
- 26:27Speaker 7: Business from Seattle. Give it up for Harold Gomez. Dead
- 26:29Speaker 7: silence doesn't even get a clap. He goes up, says
- 26:32Speaker 7: his first joke, Nothing, says, says his next joke. Nothing.
- 26:38Speaker 7: Dude in the front row is looking at him. He goes,
- 26:41Speaker 7: I'm not gonna say the N word, but he goes
- 26:43Speaker 7: boo and we'd booh, and Harold like freaking out. He
- 26:47Speaker 7: just goes DJ play some play. Some DJ is like what.
- 26:49Speaker 7: He goes, I don't give just walking play something. So
- 26:51Speaker 7: Harold's like, oh, lady in the house, say ho. All
- 26:53Speaker 7: the hoes in the house say lady. Just trying to
- 26:55Speaker 7: get something going right. So he gets a little chuck,
- 26:57Speaker 7: he goes cut it, says his next joke the front
- 27:00Speaker 7: row looking up, he goes, I said.
- 27:02Speaker 1: Boo boo, Harold says.
- 27:06Speaker 7: Then Harold goes next motherfucker and hear that booz me.
- 27:09Speaker 7: I'm gonna get off this stage and whoop their ass boom.
- 27:13Speaker 7: So he just puts the mic and gets off stage.
- 27:16Speaker 7: And here's the best part. Hould your arms like this.
- 27:19Speaker 7: So you're the promoter, right, don't change no matter what
- 27:21Speaker 7: I do. First tie goes up and the guy's like, hey,
- 27:24Speaker 7: thanks time for coming out, shakes his hand. Harold comes
- 27:26Speaker 7: up to me and goes, hey, man, thanks for the time.
- 27:31Speaker 2: And then.
- 27:37Speaker 1: He just okay, man, black folks gonna take a challenge.
- 27:40Speaker 4: You put your hands off me. You even if I
- 27:42Speaker 4: wasn't booing you, now now you're gonna have to get
- 27:45Speaker 4: boomed and black folks love that. I just got off work.
- 28:00Speaker 4: I wish, I wish, dude, I I I don't want to.
- 28:08Speaker 3: This mom is so funny.
- 28:11Speaker 7: Well, Miami, I was doing Christmas shows for the University
- 28:14Speaker 7: of Miami, the Hurricanes that won the national championship four
- 28:18Speaker 7: or five years ago. So I get in on a
- 28:20Speaker 7: Thursday and they're like, they're like, hey, we got the
- 28:22Speaker 7: show at the I think it was the Miami Improv.
- 28:25Speaker 7: They're like, you want to you want to do it?
- 28:26Speaker 7: I was like yeah, and then uh and then no.
- 28:29Speaker 7: But I'm like, yeah, I'm always gonna go up. So
- 28:32Speaker 7: I get up there and it's a it's a black show.
- 28:35Speaker 7: I don't think there was a white person in the audience.
- 28:38Speaker 7: Cool whatever, you know, and the host who's not really
- 28:41Speaker 7: like you know, the host you gotta get them going, right.
- 28:44Speaker 7: The host is not getting them going, and he ends
- 28:46Speaker 7: his set by saying, all right, guys, now, if you
- 28:49Speaker 7: ain't feeling these comics, you gotta boo them. Tell them.
- 28:54Speaker 7: Then he says quote. Then he says and those napkins
- 28:59Speaker 7: on your table throw him at him. Family's comics. So
- 29:03Speaker 7: the first comic is this white girl that goes up
- 29:06Speaker 7: and she was just she's she was obviously green and
- 29:08Speaker 7: she was just bragging in the green room. How I
- 29:10Speaker 7: just did an open mike and I got an applause
- 29:12Speaker 7: breaking and I was like, okay, cool. She goes up.
- 29:15Speaker 7: Two minutes into her set, somebody throws a fucking used
- 29:20Speaker 7: Q tip at her to where she did.
- 29:23Speaker 1: Somebody just throw a Q tip at me? What I used?
- 29:26Speaker 7: Somebody was like this and just said fuck this bitch.
- 29:29Speaker 3: Wow.
- 29:29Speaker 7: And then like four minutes in the DJ starts playing
- 29:32Speaker 7: hit the Road Jack then boo her off stage. I'm
- 29:35Speaker 7: next and I'm doing fifteen minutes. So I go up
- 29:39Speaker 7: and I I first I addressed. I was like, I
- 29:42Speaker 7: know it's another white person. I'm sorry whatever. I do
- 29:45Speaker 7: my first joke and you know how like you have
- 29:47Speaker 7: your first joke and you're like this always hits and
- 29:49Speaker 7: it gets like this like that and then I start laughing.
- 29:53Speaker 7: I was like, Okay, I get it, so this is
- 29:55Speaker 7: just gonna be work. Did my time. I gave myself
- 29:58Speaker 7: maybe a six for that set, right, but I didn't
- 30:01Speaker 7: get booed off. We're in the green room, which is
- 30:03Speaker 7: a win, and yeah, this scenario is a win. We're
- 30:06Speaker 7: in the green room and the white girl. She goes,
- 30:08Speaker 7: did they blew you? I go no, she goes, did
- 30:10Speaker 7: they throw anything at you? And one of the black
- 30:12Speaker 7: dudes on the show goes, yeah, laughter, that was I
- 30:19Speaker 7: have video too of that girl bombing because I was
- 30:21Speaker 7: gonna record my set, so I have the video of it.
- 30:23Speaker 6: You survived that you survived, j Yeah, you have.
- 30:28Speaker 1: You gotta see that they set you up.
- 30:30Speaker 7: That is horrible.
- 30:31Speaker 1: Iwax air wax, my own ear wax is disgusting.
- 30:35Speaker 3: I'll be disgusted with myself when I cleaned my ear.
- 30:38Speaker 3: I'll be like, look at.
- 30:39Speaker 1: Your look at my.
- 30:43Speaker 2: Never cleaned my ear the day in my life.
- 30:44Speaker 3: It's like every day.
- 30:48Speaker 4: And somebody that's like somebody throwing their own airpot at you,
- 30:53Speaker 4: I'll be like, no, going, did somebody just throw.
- 30:57Speaker 1: Cut you got?
- 31:00Speaker 2: Like I'm trying to figure out that they just just
- 31:02Speaker 2: you know what, I got a c.
- 31:05Speaker 3: Or did they have it in like a zip?
- 31:07Speaker 4: People be having them in their purse. I've seen women
- 31:10Speaker 4: have it cute them in their purse. No, they're actually
- 31:13Speaker 4: terrible for your ears. You shouldn't clean I don't use,
- 31:16Speaker 4: but I do.
- 31:16Speaker 1: You shouldn't. You're gonna pop your ear drum out.
- 31:18Speaker 3: You know what I uset white wet wipes, wash cloth
- 31:23Speaker 3: gotta be thin enough to get up in my ear.
- 31:24Speaker 4: But you ain't supposed to put anything bigger than like
- 31:27Speaker 4: your fore finger this way into your ears because you're
- 31:30Speaker 4: supposed to do the work for you.
- 31:34Speaker 2: You have it like this is on Google, drop something.
- 31:37Speaker 3: This is it.
- 31:40Speaker 7: You can hear the audience already talking five.
- 31:50Speaker 1: Here.
- 31:50Speaker 7: Somebody just goes, oh god, did you hear that goes?
- 31:56Speaker 1: Oh God?
- 32:00Speaker 2: Feel good?
- 32:00Speaker 1: Ceiling and guy foods je dude, this is the second
- 32:22Speaker 1: hand embarrassment. This hurts me to watch. Oh there.
- 32:31Speaker 3: Oh they turned in on you, Rachel.
- 32:38Speaker 1: Yeah, that's way worse than what happened to me. No,
- 32:42Speaker 1: you got to see me. Oh my god. Jack. All right,
- 32:47Speaker 1: let's close with this because the lunch is here. Random. No,
- 32:49Speaker 1: you're a great Jay. It was a great deal. Jo.
- 32:51Speaker 1: Don't you feel bad? Thank you?
- 32:52Speaker 4: Random question generator. You're up first, Tony Baker? What can
- 32:56Speaker 4: you talk about for hours?
- 32:58Speaker 3: Oh? Movies? That's easy.
- 33:00Speaker 1: What's one that you haven't seen?
- 33:02Speaker 3: I could talk about me not seeing the Empress, New Groove?
- 33:07Speaker 3: What you haven't seen New Group? I haven't seen Hercules,
- 33:11Speaker 3: I haven't seen Pocahontas. I haven't seen Brave. I haven't
- 33:13Speaker 3: seen a good dinosaur. I haven't seen Uh so.
- 33:17Speaker 1: Your anti Pixar animated films. I didn't like Brave.
- 33:25Speaker 3: People have been on my neck about the Empress is amazing.
- 33:28Speaker 1: Yeah. So who's the big dude who was on Time film?
- 33:31Speaker 7: Huh Crusher streaming?
- 33:33Speaker 1: No? No? The guy who Patrick Wharton?
- 33:36Speaker 3: Patrick?
- 33:38Speaker 1: He talks like that. He's hilarious. He is hilarious. And
- 33:43Speaker 1: Empress new groove is that David Spade?
- 33:45Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 33:47Speaker 1: John, want to say everybody for me?
- 33:49Speaker 3: Yes, watch documentary on how did you.
- 33:54Speaker 7: Know it was?
- 33:55Speaker 2: So it came out in a time now, this is geography,
- 33:58Speaker 2: this is kind of ship.
- 33:59Speaker 1: I know.
- 34:00Speaker 2: It came out at a time where Disney and DreamWorks
- 34:01Speaker 2: are beefing.
- 34:02Speaker 6: So the man John Katzenberg and some shit Jeff Disney,
- 34:05Speaker 6: Jeffrey Katzenberg left instead of dream Works, so he was
- 34:08Speaker 6: beefing with Disney so hard.
- 34:09Speaker 2: Anytime Disney made a movie, they made a movie just
- 34:11Speaker 2: like it.
- 34:11Speaker 6: So that's why we had Madagascar Into the Wild and
- 34:13Speaker 6: Shark Tail, and we had Nemo, we had ants and
- 34:15Speaker 6: bugs life.
- 34:16Speaker 2: So they were beefing.
- 34:17Speaker 6: So we had rolled to Elder Roder on dream Works
- 34:19Speaker 6: and then they had Empress New Groove. But Empress New
- 34:22Speaker 6: Group was supposed to be about this whole South American. Uh,
- 34:27Speaker 6: it was some kind of myth they had, like about
- 34:29Speaker 6: something of the Sun, some bullshit, but it got cut
- 34:31Speaker 6: down Earth the Kate was still gonna be in It
- 34:32Speaker 6: was supposed to have on Wilson the brother No, almost
- 34:38Speaker 6: almost since the right one on Wilson, Wow, that guy,
- 34:42Speaker 6: he was supposed to be in it and all of it,
- 34:44Speaker 6: and it just got dumbed down to the Empress New
- 34:47Speaker 6: Groove and it was supposed to be a musical and
- 34:48Speaker 6: all this other shit. They just had to dumb it
- 34:50Speaker 6: down like times ten. So it's a whole documentary on
- 34:53Speaker 6: that on YouTube. And then the movie itself is excellent.
- 34:56Speaker 7: I haven't seen it either. I haven't seen The Lion King.
- 35:00Speaker 1: Everlan came out before me was born.
- 35:01Speaker 7: I've never seen any of them.
- 35:02Speaker 2: The odd though you have seen none one and a half.
- 35:06Speaker 7: I haven't seen. I haven't seen. All I know is
- 35:08Speaker 7: the hang Out whatever. Say anything about money with you,
- 35:16Speaker 7: come on, come on.
- 35:18Speaker 1: We said it was funny. We ain't say it made
- 35:19Speaker 1: a lot of the box office.
- 35:21Speaker 3: One of them liked.
- 35:23Speaker 6: It was the b team Disney movie. It's no line
- 35:25Speaker 6: King or Hercules, but it was like them straight to TV.
- 35:28Speaker 6: It was it came out of theaters, but it was
- 35:30Speaker 6: kind of like them.
- 35:30Speaker 7: It's a cartoon, right, he is a cartoon.
- 35:32Speaker 2: Like that in Atlantis. Atlanta's one of my favorite I
- 35:36Speaker 2: like Atlantis.
- 35:37Speaker 1: It wasn't like their friendly Did you see since that too?
- 35:40Speaker 7: Yes? I told you.
- 35:42Speaker 1: What can you talk about for hours?
- 35:44Speaker 7: Martial arts? Bruce Lee like I no bunch.
- 35:48Speaker 1: A bunch of How old is he?
- 35:50Speaker 2: Thirty three?
- 35:51Speaker 7: I don't know. It was listed as death by misadventure.
- 35:57Speaker 7: He had allergic reaction to some well, dude, I talked
- 36:00Speaker 7: to a guy in Vegas. It was listed as death
- 36:03Speaker 7: by mister adventure. But he had a headache. He was
- 36:05Speaker 7: at ting Pey I think it was their name. But
- 36:09Speaker 7: he was with a lady that wasn't his wife. She
- 36:12Speaker 7: was an actress, and uh there was rumor that they were,
- 36:16Speaker 7: you know, hooking up. And he had a headache and
- 36:19Speaker 7: took like some medicine and and I think he had
- 36:22Speaker 7: like a blood bleed in his brain or some shit
- 36:24Speaker 7: like that. The craziest thing about the Brandon Lee death
- 36:30Speaker 7: is so Bruce Lee was filming a movie called Game
- 36:33Speaker 7: of Death or Twelve People when he died. So and
- 36:36Speaker 7: in the movie the way they because he had died
- 36:38Speaker 7: while they were filming it, they had to change the
- 36:41Speaker 7: script because obviously they're going to have somebody fill in
- 36:43Speaker 7: that doesn't necessarily look like Bruce Lee. So what they
- 36:45Speaker 7: did in that the script of Game of Death is
- 36:47Speaker 7: say that the Triads were going after him and they
- 36:51Speaker 7: put a real bullet in a gun and shot him.
- 36:54Speaker 7: In the making of Game of Death, Brandon Lee died
- 36:58Speaker 7: by a gun on the set of The Crow, which
- 37:01Speaker 7: is crazy. I mean, yeah, I can. I you know,
- 37:04Speaker 7: from doing M M A and studying with two of
- 37:06Speaker 7: Bruce Lee's original students, I got all kinds of inside stories.
- 37:09Speaker 7: Oh but this one dude told me, uh in Vegas
- 37:12Speaker 7: that they're making like a documentary little inside scoop that supposedly, uh,
- 37:17Speaker 7: Bruce was set up and he uh when he was
- 37:21Speaker 7: at Team Page like she was dating a tryad I think,
- 37:24Speaker 7: or a mob somebody involved in the mob. And uh,
- 37:27Speaker 7: when Bruce took that thing, he said to her that
- 37:30Speaker 7: he's like I've been poisoned, and like supposedly, you know,
- 37:33Speaker 7: if this.
- 37:34Speaker 1: Even more misadventure.
- 37:36Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 37:36Speaker 1: I mean that's just yeah.
- 37:38Speaker 7: He carried a gun, Bruce Lee, in his older eight years,
- 37:41Speaker 7: he carried a gun apparently. Yeah is his favorite drink.
- 37:46Speaker 3: You ever see that video of him demonstrating the moves
- 37:49Speaker 3: to that guy like it was a black and white
- 37:51Speaker 3: video and the old guy was standing there. He was
- 37:53Speaker 3: just like, yeah, yeah THEI I was like, yo, he
- 37:56Speaker 3: is so fast.
- 37:57Speaker 7: One of my instructors from back in the day was
- 38:00Speaker 7: in that video. He's one of the He was like
- 38:02Speaker 7: one of the people that Bruce was demonstrating with.
- 38:04Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 38:06Speaker 6: For me, I can talk about Marvel you easily. I
- 38:12Speaker 6: can go movie about movie.
- 38:14Speaker 1: What's your top five movies?
- 38:15Speaker 3: Marvel top five?
- 38:18Speaker 7: M c U though not a Panther Wakanda better be Willing.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Too, right?
- 38:23Speaker 2: I think that's so. I think that's too easy though.
- 38:30Speaker 3: Any order, just to make any order.
- 38:34Speaker 2: Uh. Winter Soldier too, it's my top five Winter Soldier.
- 38:38Speaker 2: Uh controversial age of Ultron.
- 38:44Speaker 4: I love Trump my personal top five. I think you
- 38:47Speaker 4: gets a bad rap. It's not my top five, but
- 38:48Speaker 4: I really enjoyed it.
- 38:49Speaker 3: I enjoyed it.
- 38:50Speaker 1: I don't know what the issue is with the civil war.
- 38:53Speaker 3: Civil wars in my.
- 38:53Speaker 6: Time, I would say black Panthers, I'll put them together
- 38:56Speaker 6: because I don't want take up to spots. And I say,
- 39:01Speaker 6: mm hmm, I think let me see movies.
- 39:05Speaker 7: Doctor Strange, Dragon the Galaxy, Guards of the Galaxy.
- 39:09Speaker 3: Hated Doctor Strange.
- 39:10Speaker 6: I hated Doctor Stan the first one, the first one.
- 39:12Speaker 6: I've only watched it maybe once.
- 39:14Speaker 1: What you hate, but I love Doctor String And I.
- 39:17Speaker 2: Just say, maybe the O g Avengers.
- 39:19Speaker 1: To good Time, good Time.
- 39:21Speaker 6: But honestly, the theater experience a fucking end game that.
- 39:26Speaker 3: Was a sporting event.
- 39:28Speaker 1: Yeah, like you ever have that again?
- 39:30Speaker 3: I feel like a literally know and then.
- 39:34Speaker 1: It did, but it took so many movies to get
- 39:36Speaker 1: to that.
- 39:38Speaker 3: It came close.
- 39:39Speaker 2: You got it, you got the fans service.
- 39:41Speaker 6: But I feel like it kind of was cheap though,
- 39:43Speaker 6: Like when you when when the hype died down.
- 39:45Speaker 4: It was like that wasn't really that good though, no way, Yeah,
- 39:49Speaker 4: like it was like it was when all the Spider
- 39:50Speaker 4: Mans came out.
- 39:51Speaker 6: No I lost it, but like when you really when
- 39:53Speaker 6: the dust settled, it was like and then when you
- 39:56Speaker 6: saw wing the multiverse, none of them are also connected again,
- 39:59Speaker 6: it's the by the ship for hours.
- 40:01Speaker 2: The multi verse.
- 40:01Speaker 6: It was different multiverse when you watched Loki, when you
- 40:03Speaker 6: watch all the things now it's supposed to be this
- 40:05Speaker 6: multiverse is not cohesive together, the one you saw on
- 40:08Speaker 6: the stars when all.
- 40:09Speaker 2: The ship was happening, you saw the other buildings, like
- 40:11Speaker 2: that's why I came.
- 40:12Speaker 6: But it's not the same multiverse from Loki. It's not
- 40:15Speaker 6: the same multiverse from.
- 40:17Speaker 1: But it's our Spider Man's.
- 40:18Speaker 4: That's why I forget you and you and that's what
- 40:22Speaker 4: made it fine.
- 40:23Speaker 3: Yeah, I like you, and it resurrected interest in seeing
- 40:27Speaker 3: them again because it was like, man, I missed Golfield.
- 40:29Speaker 2: And hot Take.
- 40:32Speaker 6: I think that I really enjoyed the Amazing Spider Man.
- 40:35Speaker 6: I think it was a better set of movies. I
- 40:37Speaker 6: think like Sam ramis no amazing amazing and like the
- 40:42Speaker 6: second one, I enjoyed the second one.
- 40:45Speaker 4: The second one is might be my Jamie Fox's character,
- 40:51Speaker 4: the way they made him just dog on glasses and
- 40:56Speaker 4: just like he's like you believing me, okay, brou and
- 41:05Speaker 4: you got visual impairment.
- 41:07Speaker 3: There's no way you wearing the glasses like.
- 41:11Speaker 2: All the time.
- 41:14Speaker 1: What I hate about Andrew.
- 41:15Speaker 4: That's why I think Tom Holland captures the most spider
- 41:18Speaker 4: Man elements.
- 41:20Speaker 1: Andrew Garfa had a lot of his sarcasm, but he
- 41:22Speaker 1: wasn't a nerd perfect.
- 41:25Speaker 2: He was.
- 41:26Speaker 1: Yes, that's why Tom Holland does the best.
- 41:29Speaker 2: Tom is a nerd either.
- 41:30Speaker 1: Tom don't look like a nerd, but he gives me
- 41:32Speaker 1: more of that.
- 41:35Speaker 3: The young All he's bringing is youth, but he's not
- 41:41Speaker 3: might not be.
- 41:42Speaker 4: But Spider Man's nerdness was not like geek nerd. It
- 41:44Speaker 4: was like he was always smart and sarcastic. That's why
- 41:47Speaker 4: Tom Holland's.
- 41:48Speaker 1: A little unsure. He's like, he don't feel smart to me.
- 41:51Speaker 2: He also doesn't feel super smart.
- 41:53Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, I'll give you that.
- 41:57Speaker 2: And I like Andrew.
- 41:59Speaker 6: I don't white man often I get it. But I
- 42:03Speaker 6: got some couchie for Andrew Garfield if he ever needed.
- 42:06Speaker 2: So that's a white man.
- 42:08Speaker 7: I feel like he would after he got done, he
- 42:10Speaker 7: would just be crying, like.
- 42:12Speaker 4: Thank you, Andrew Garfield, if you ever needed Andrew.
- 42:17Speaker 6: Garfield finding the motherfucker I'm sorry. Maybe that's maybe the
- 42:22Speaker 6: just watching iron.
- 42:25Speaker 1: I really liked him in a social network when.
- 42:30Speaker 3: That's what I noticed first, I was like, yes, and
- 42:32Speaker 3: he slammed the laptop. It felt like an action scene.
- 42:36Speaker 3: Movie was verbal verbal, and he slammed the laptop.
- 42:40Speaker 1: They were saying some work movie.
- 42:43Speaker 3: It just felt like an action scene in the moment
- 42:44Speaker 3: because it.
- 42:45Speaker 1: Was so real. It was Spider Man. He was so well,
- 42:48Speaker 1: he was so emotional, like.
- 42:49Speaker 2: The darkness of it and like what happened with his parents?
- 42:52Speaker 1: What's going on?
- 42:53Speaker 4: But he was funny, like costume in the costume he
- 42:56Speaker 4: got the spider Man.
- 42:58Speaker 3: Spider Man was a sad sad he will Andrew.
- 43:01Speaker 4: Spider Man will be getting the bake sped off him
- 43:03Speaker 4: and he will still be talking trash.
- 43:05Speaker 1: He got the mask half off. That's all you got.
- 43:07Speaker 4: Yeah, hanging out, you might want to stop talking. He
- 43:10Speaker 4: would never stop talking. That's what I love about spoderback becers.
- 43:13Speaker 4: He would getting beat up and then getting.
- 43:14Speaker 3: His ass kicked in the como. Yeah, bro.
- 43:18Speaker 2: Noting, you can say.
- 43:22Speaker 1: That's hilarious. I got.
- 43:23Speaker 3: I definitely talking Marvel for hours. Seven been finishing.
- 43:28Speaker 2: We've been talking for like ten minutes.
- 43:30Speaker 3: Because he came with the top five. I don't want
- 43:32Speaker 3: to know everybody.
- 43:33Speaker 1: I give my top five, no no order, right, Okay, Civil.
- 43:40Speaker 7: War logan X was good.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Somebody mentioned that, Yeah, that's.
- 43:43Speaker 3: Not you were talking, yeah time, Yeah, if we talked,
- 43:48Speaker 3: Logan is incredible.
- 43:49Speaker 4: That's a good movie for log that They don't they
- 43:55Speaker 4: don't give comic book movies just do the know, I
- 44:02Speaker 4: mean for acting, they never. For acting roles, they never.
- 44:05Speaker 4: They don't like Hugh Jackans should have got lead and
- 44:07Speaker 4: Patrick Stewart should have got supported at least for sure,
- 44:11Speaker 4: because Logan old with.
- 44:13Speaker 1: The claws coming out of class, came out like your
- 44:16Speaker 1: old lancer.
- 44:17Speaker 3: And I felt, I felt like Hugh Jackman was really
- 44:20Speaker 3: in pain. Oh man, every time it looked like on
- 44:23Speaker 3: his face. He's a great actor, by the way, But when.
- 44:25Speaker 2: They got so glowing in and what's the name killed,
- 44:29Speaker 2: I was die.
- 44:31Speaker 3: That's the second time already did that. He did that
- 44:33Speaker 3: in Origins, they came in this. He keep getting people killed.
- 44:39Speaker 1: He all, and that's why he didn't want to have
- 44:40Speaker 1: that little baby who had the two of the three.
- 44:42Speaker 4: But anyway, Winter Soldier and Civil War, those are fans, tis.
- 44:51Speaker 6: Man, like black panthers are no brainers.
- 44:54Speaker 4: Black Panthers in my taile Fi Black Panther, the first
- 44:56Speaker 4: one was a cultural moment for me. I didn't grow
- 44:58Speaker 4: up reading the comic books, so I earned a lot
- 45:00Speaker 4: through the thing. I didn't know people like the child
- 45:02Speaker 4: Child and I was like, what a y'all talking about?
- 45:04Speaker 4: So a black character? What's that?
- 45:06Speaker 1: Three? I really like the.
- 45:08Speaker 3: Original Iron Man.
- 45:11Speaker 1: Iron Man was absolutely and I Man wasn't the guy
- 45:16Speaker 1: when I was a kid. He didn't a cartoon.
- 45:18Speaker 4: Yeah, So to kick off the the m c U
- 45:22Speaker 4: and I love I believe to me, it's a toss
- 45:25Speaker 4: up between Hugh Jackman and wolver as Wolverine and Robert
- 45:28Speaker 4: Downey jus Man as the people who most encompassed that character.
- 45:32Speaker 4: It's a toss up because r. D J is a
- 45:36Speaker 4: a jerk. He has that part of Tony Stark. But
- 45:39Speaker 4: he was an alcoholic too, and he was so I'll
- 45:43Speaker 4: be like, I'm I buy two for this.
- 45:44Speaker 3: As a comic book reader, though he was not quite Logan. Yeah,
- 45:49Speaker 3: he's not Logan.
- 45:51Speaker 1: I don't watch it, watch the cartoons.
- 45:55Speaker 3: Even Man, even Man. Hugh Jackman is not full Logan.
- 45:58Speaker 7: I hate Shang she you did.
- 46:00Speaker 3: I hate it.
- 46:02Speaker 4: So when I saw her and having the game winning arrow,
- 46:06Speaker 4: I was like, I am there's no way she hit
- 46:09Speaker 4: the dragon was three thousand feet away. You lucky if
- 46:13Speaker 4: you kill anybody, you know, harder to shoot an arrow,
- 46:17Speaker 4: period and you that's like hitting a three in game
- 46:20Speaker 4: seven in your first basketball game.
- 46:22Speaker 1: Ain't no way.
- 46:23Speaker 4: So that took me out and it was like, h people,
- 46:26Speaker 4: Black Panther, I like that, but I was just like,
- 46:28Speaker 4: you can't you You just should be in the battle.
- 46:31Speaker 4: You gotta trip somebody, choke somebody. You can't have no
- 46:33Speaker 4: game winning shot.
- 46:34Speaker 2: Other than it was good, It's top, but it was good.
- 46:37Speaker 4: His mom had hands. I love that she beat the
- 46:39Speaker 4: breaks off of that, and it was like, I'm gonna
- 46:40Speaker 4: raise these babies.
- 46:41Speaker 1: You never forget that she.
- 46:45Speaker 4: Beat of the Avenger movies that are all good.
- 46:53Speaker 1: I gotta say, Infinity War, wait what you got?
- 46:56Speaker 3: So you got? I got Soldier Black Panther was Iron
- 46:59Speaker 3: Man Infinity War because I believe I'll never forget the
- 47:05Speaker 3: end games when they came back in on your left.
- 47:07Speaker 4: That might be my favorite movie moment. But Infinity War,
- 47:11Speaker 4: I'll never get this story.
- 47:13Speaker 1: It's a better movie.
- 47:14Speaker 4: And my son was heartbroken when Spider Man turned the
- 47:18Speaker 4: dust our kids just sit in front of us in
- 47:20Speaker 4: the movie.
- 47:21Speaker 1: He turned to me with tears in his eyes. He
- 47:23Speaker 1: was like.
- 47:26Speaker 4: Looking at me, like do you what did you gonna
- 47:29Speaker 4: do about this, and I'm like, I'm watching you and
- 47:33Speaker 4: I'm never like, bro, he was gonna do in the beginning,
- 47:38Speaker 4: I'm gonna get all these rings, I'm gonna snap my fingers.
- 47:42Speaker 1: Half the universe gonna die. I'm gonna go and garden.
- 47:45Speaker 4: And at the end of the movie, game blouses sat
- 47:52Speaker 4: down and the silent You're like, we were.
- 47:57Speaker 1: Like, the movie is over. Nobody.
- 48:00Speaker 3: It was so quiet and it was like you can't
- 48:04Speaker 3: pin drop man.
- 48:06Speaker 4: We was like, this movie is over. They really lost,
- 48:10Speaker 4: Like you know, they got to lose for the next movie,
- 48:12Speaker 4: but I was like, y'all lost for real.
- 48:15Speaker 3: They lost that side of.
- 48:17Speaker 7: The spectrum of that being like the low point and
- 48:19Speaker 7: then the one where Captain American and then the portals started. Yeah,
- 48:25Speaker 7: the first nigga birds flying around, man, nigga bird.
- 48:34Speaker 5: He then at the blacks out the portal, crazy black
- 48:38Speaker 5: first blocks.
- 48:39Speaker 2: First. No, we lost. We were just calming down from
- 48:42Speaker 2: when he grabbed the hammer when he like, we were
- 48:45Speaker 2: like and it was on your left.
- 48:48Speaker 3: We were like, no, no, dude.
- 48:51Speaker 7: I saw it with DT Kingsley, like we were in
- 48:54Speaker 7: Glendale and he like there was like sixteen of us
- 48:57Speaker 7: at the movies and we were it was crazy.
- 48:59Speaker 4: It was so good because, uh, when I remember one
- 49:04Speaker 4: of my favorite movies parts is when the Scarlet Witch
- 49:07Speaker 4: was was giving it to Thanno and he was like,
- 49:10Speaker 4: it was like.
- 49:11Speaker 1: Sir, He was like, Brona kill me.
- 49:13Speaker 3: She was like, you took everything from me. Was like,
- 49:16Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know.
- 49:18Speaker 1: She was pulling his armor on.
- 49:21Speaker 3: She had his phone number, his social his riding number,
- 49:25Speaker 3: his bank account numbers died.
- 49:28Speaker 2: It's a robot, baby, He's not a person.
- 49:31Speaker 3: That was his one division.
- 49:32Speaker 1: That was her vibrator. Imagine somebody shook your.
- 49:35Speaker 2: Roles from you.
- 49:37Speaker 1: The woman.
- 49:39Speaker 3: Vision is the person.
- 49:40Speaker 4: Somebody took that woman if from you, you took everything.
- 49:45Speaker 1: Literally, have a.
- 49:46Speaker 2: Joke about being a vibrator. I didn't bring that back.
- 49:48Speaker 1: She killed.
- 49:49Speaker 4: He killed Vision twice in her face. She yeah, you
- 49:55Speaker 4: gotta see me. She unplugged that nigga.
- 49:58Speaker 1: She did.
- 49:59Speaker 6: She had to because it's like, well, I'm going to
- 50:01Speaker 6: get the robot from the goddamn Adventures, give me the
- 50:05Speaker 6: damn parkis.
- 50:07Speaker 2: I will kill a whole city about this dick.
- 50:09Speaker 3: And you know what she was waiting for. I get
- 50:11Speaker 3: it and it was fresh on her mind she had
- 50:15Speaker 3: just she vanished.
- 50:18Speaker 1: No time.
- 50:20Speaker 7: You do.
- 50:21Speaker 2: You know how powerful you gotta be.
- 50:22Speaker 6: Not only am I going to enslave a whole town,
- 50:24Speaker 6: I'm taking y'all through decades of history and y'all are
- 50:28Speaker 6: gonna play in my.
- 50:28Speaker 2: Stupid little game.
- 50:29Speaker 1: She was playing toys with these people's lives. It was
- 50:32Speaker 1: let us go.
- 50:35Speaker 4: I love that, But anyway, that's enough. This is what
- 50:37Speaker 4: this podcast is. Uh, we'll talk Top five Marble movies
- 50:40Speaker 4: another time. Possibly. We love y'all.
- 50:42Speaker 1: Will see you next week. Hey,