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This prank has the Kfm Mornings team in stitches · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous
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  Speaker 1: cranky car.
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  Speaker 2: From Darren Wackhead six exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's let's get into this. I need a
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  Speaker 1: phone a man about it about his wife. So look,
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  Speaker 1: she's going for the driving school for driving lessons. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: to go and do a test. Now, now I mean standard.
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  Speaker 1: I think they will tell you that you need to
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  Speaker 1: have eight lessons. That's that's normal. Ten that varies, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but but but the standard packages, I think eight lessons.
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  Speaker 1: I would say, okay, I think I did one one lesson.
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  Speaker 3: But could you drive before going to driving school? I
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  Speaker 3: was driving at thirteen. Some of us are starting from
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  Speaker 3: scrap scratch, scratch scratch.
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  Speaker 1: I see at the soccer club, I say to my dad, Dad,
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  Speaker 1: I seemed to go get my jacket. My dad had
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  Speaker 1: this yellow folksy beetle. Hey, nay, dad, I need the
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  Speaker 1: key to get my jacket. Next thing I'm around pantowan. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we did things different back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: We did things doing crime.
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  Speaker 3: You say crime, you say school of life. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: I think everybody did it. Then what look at him
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  Speaker 3: looking for friends?
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  Speaker 1: No one?
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  Speaker 3: Man hang me out to drown. This one. When did
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  Speaker 3: you start driving?
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  Speaker 1: REMI when I was seventeen, Yes, your honorable citizen Brad you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, we used to roll the streets of Edinburgh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Sherilyn, you started driving at thirty two.
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  Speaker 3: My first lesson and it was the one and only
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  Speaker 3: one was I think seventeen.
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  Speaker 1: My mom it was so bad she scarred me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, break have you met my mother?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: So, so, so this is the premise of the prank, Yes, soder. So,
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  Speaker 1: now this guy's wife has gone for a lesson. But
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  Speaker 1: now so the wife has actually got in touch with
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  Speaker 1: me to say, let's prank the husband.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's prank him because.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to get into this buffoni from the
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  Speaker 1: driving school saying like why has your wife not being backed?
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  Speaker 1: She came for one lesson and she hasn't come back,
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  Speaker 1: Like what's what's the problem?
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  Speaker 3: You know? And then I'm going to take it from there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, let us begin, all right, Okay, here we go,
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  Speaker 1: let's dive in. I'm looking for you, please for you, Anya,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Sonica's husband. I owned the driving school.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Johanna, how are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Fine? Where your wife came? And we haven't really seen
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  Speaker 1: her since.
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  Speaker 2: What happened was the first week we made the agreement
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  Speaker 2: from one o'clock clock, Sonica were ovaite for somebody to
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  Speaker 2: kind of pick my wife up one of the ladies, I.
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  Speaker 3: Think, but Lisa or Melissa, Yes, right.
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  Speaker 2: What happened is that Monday something a cat really past
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  Speaker 2: twelve five to one. She dropped my wife off twenty
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  Speaker 2: five past twelve. She probably jumped in the car five
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  Speaker 2: to half an hour lesson and a paid the full amount. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there driving lesson from one t two you provide a
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  Speaker 2: lesson twenty half an hour to the full amount.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I've been speaking to my wife Sunica and Melissa
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  Speaker 1: as well, and they were basically talking here in the
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  Speaker 1: office today and I overheard and I said, well, look,
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  Speaker 1: I need to call you to get to the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of this because look what they've been telling you is
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  Speaker 1: not the actual true story.
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  Speaker 2: And they look just happy for me to lie about
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  Speaker 2: I think the way it happened.
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  Speaker 1: Look, they admit that they were not in the car
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  Speaker 1: for the full hour, but let me tell you what
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  Speaker 1: the reason was. You know, you know, being a driving
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  Speaker 1: instructor can be quite a scary experience. Driving was fine
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  Speaker 1: and It wasn't scaring them at all, but they basically said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: look she when she entered the vehicle, she took her
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  Speaker 1: shoes off, and she said she likes to dry barefoot. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And the thing is is that Melissa says that she
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  Speaker 1: couldn't actually take it anymore.
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  Speaker 3: What take what?
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  Speaker 1: The odor? The only way I could describe the stench
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  Speaker 1: if a piece of gold and Zola cheese could take
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  Speaker 1: a dump, that is what her feet smelled like.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I'm working. You got to blow up in a
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  Speaker 2: part from My life. Okay, look, let'sten. Let's an idiot
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  Speaker 2: listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, look, say what you want, but it was it
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  Speaker 1: was really bad that you know, she would have made
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  Speaker 1: the right God turn left.
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  Speaker 2: Such a mouth. Don't need your business, sir.
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  Speaker 3: Look but look, we are more than willing.
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  Speaker 1: To to to to give her another lesson for free,
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  Speaker 1: just as soon as we can find an oxygen mask.
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  Speaker 2: It's such a mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Or at least if you could just ask her on
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  Speaker 1: the day if she could just wear like knee high boots. Wow, look, look,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, look listen honestly, hello, what youo? Honey? Look,
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  Speaker 1: I've just spoken to the like.
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  Speaker 2: Want Look hey, hey, hey, shut your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, hey couth, hey, shut your mouth is honestly, you
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  Speaker 1: don't understand. It was so bad. I was looking forward
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  Speaker 1: to her farting. Listen to your mothers listen. I've come
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  Speaker 1: with it with a proposition here for you.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up. Hello, Hello, Yeah, I know he doesn't want
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  Speaker 2: to speak to anyone else.
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  Speaker 1: Just say to him. Look, there's somebody that really wants
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  Speaker 1: to speak to you.
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  Speaker 2: Quickly, are you going to see to him?
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  Speaker 1: He really wants to speak to you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm nicely enough, I'm nicely just to say hello.
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  Speaker 1: Please, just say it's wicked Simpson.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to you?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: How is? How are you? How's the buddy?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry for psuading you and your family and your mother
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  Speaker 2: and your friend
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  Speaker 1: Noble Man,