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BEST BITS: The Birds · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show with Night and Day.
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  Speaker 2: Buy five Barista made coffees and get the sixth free,
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  Speaker 2: No catch, just use their coffee card.
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  Speaker 3: Now, you know a lot of times people say to us,
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  Speaker 3: you know that we stretch the truth a little bit
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  Speaker 3: on our show. Who's just people on this treosers, And
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  Speaker 3: it's like, I don't think so unbelievable. What I'm about
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  Speaker 3: to tell you is absolutely true. It's a true story.
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  Speaker 4: Happened right well.
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  Speaker 3: You know, sometimes I might charm a story a little
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  Speaker 3: bit o tell a true charm it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: So my wife said to me last night, oh god, listen,
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  Speaker 3: we're getting a bit low on the old pantry stocks.
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  Speaker 3: Can you maybe do a food shop tomorrow?
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  Speaker 4: You me, yeah, And I said.
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, she's got to cheek that woman.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, okay, yeah, fine.
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  Speaker 4: So I get up today.
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  Speaker 3: I sought my daughter out and then I, you know,
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  Speaker 3: get it to.
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  Speaker 4: School and stuff. I look out.
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  Speaker 3: So it's pissing down a thrain, you know. To be
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  Speaker 3: honest with you, I really can't as doing that. I can't
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  Speaker 3: be asked going and doing a shop. And then I
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  Speaker 3: gave myself a swift upper cut, and you know, and
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  Speaker 3: I went, no, no, get out there and do it.
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  Speaker 3: And our supermarket's about twenty five minutes away, right, So
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  Speaker 3: I go outside, I get all the recycling bags for
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  Speaker 3: the for the shopping there. I walk out in the
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  Speaker 3: rain and get in the car. I get with I
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  Speaker 3: drive all the way to the supermarket.
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  Speaker 4: I do the shop.
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  Speaker 3: Takes me about an hour to get all the food.
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  Speaker 3: Go up to the old chicken, go up to the.
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  Speaker 4: Chick out do do do do do do? That'll be
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  Speaker 4: blah blah bl blah, pet pet pet No wallet.
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  Speaker 5: That is a shocker.
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  Speaker 3: So I think to myself, you absolute ob I'm fuming
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  Speaker 3: by this stage.
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  Speaker 4: So I go to the car. I checked the car,
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  Speaker 4: no wallet, So I'm like, oh fuck. Drive all the
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  Speaker 4: way home, twenty five minutes.
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  Speaker 3: All the way home, look around my house, can't find
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  Speaker 3: the wallet anywhere. And I'm like, oh jesus, I'm a
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  Speaker 3: perplectic now I'm just absolutely filthy. So I drive all
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  Speaker 3: the way back to the supermarket, thinking I must have
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  Speaker 3: dropped it in the supermarket car park and or it's
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  Speaker 3: in the supermarket.
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  Speaker 4: So I drive all the way back.
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  Speaker 5: I've got a bad feeling that I.
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  Speaker 4: Part the car.
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  Speaker 3: I part the car and as I'm getting out of
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  Speaker 3: the carry look down the side panel of the of
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  Speaker 3: the driver's door.
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  Speaker 4: There there's my wallet.
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  Speaker 5: Ah wow.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm thinking to myself, Oh, you are kidding me
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  Speaker 3: because I never put my wallet.
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  Speaker 4: I've never put my wallet in there before.
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  Speaker 5: Your daughter did it?
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, what must have been mean?
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  Speaker 3: I was, because I was sewn on into doing this
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  Speaker 3: whole job in the first place.
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  Speaker 4: Put it in there.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh fuck, But at least I'd
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  Speaker 3: found my wallet, right, that's good.
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  Speaker 4: So I go back and.
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  Speaker 3: It takes some ten minutes of fine where I put
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  Speaker 3: my groceries, and then I'm going and I'm going to pain.
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  Speaker 3: And she said to me, and I quote, do you
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  Speaker 3: have a gold card? I swear to God, I swear
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  Speaker 3: to God. And I went, excuse me, and she said
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  Speaker 3: do you have a gold card? And I said, why
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  Speaker 3: do I look like I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Clearly losing your marble?
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  Speaker 3: And she went, ah, because I said, what do I think?
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  Speaker 3: Do I look like I need a gold card? I'd
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  Speaker 3: have a gold card. She went, well, you're kind of
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, no, I don't have a gold card.
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  Speaker 5: Did you check down the side of the the.
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  Speaker 3: Day I was having so I'm fuming. By now, I
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  Speaker 3: get in the car, pack it all in the rain,
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  Speaker 3: get home and.
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  Speaker 5: It's getting down. Did you get someone to help you?
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  Speaker 5: Because you get your bed back and then.
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  Speaker 4: Well you on a thought staff. I want a gold card.
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  Speaker 4: I get all the way home. It's pissing down. I'm
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  Speaker 4: running down.
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting all the groceries out of the back of
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  Speaker 3: the car. We have the biggest bag running down the path.
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  Speaker 4: Rap. The whole art of the bag comes.
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  Speaker 3: Out smash, just smash on the pavement and the eggs
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  Speaker 3: and the eggs and by.
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  Speaker 4: That was my morning. Man, that was my morning.
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  Speaker 5: I've got some questions about it. Okay, I might take
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  Speaker 5: you back through that step by step. Sure, I enjoyed that.
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  Speaker 6: I really enjoyed it as well.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't enjoy it at all, especially the gold card.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I like that.
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  Speaker 4: It's the first time I've ever been asked that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I won't be I won't be the last.
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  Speaker 2: The whole Achy Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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  Speaker 2: and kisy I.
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  Speaker 3: Had a pretty emotional day yesterday watching the old videos
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  Speaker 3: of the Queen there and I, you know, I have
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  Speaker 3: to admit that I spend a bit of time.
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  Speaker 4: In bed weeping.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're not alone, and so that because your eyes
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  Speaker 3: are quite read as well. Yeah yeah, same reason I imagine.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I mean obviously Queen Memorials Day yesterday and
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  Speaker 5: old Lily bit. Yeah. God, the hell of a career.
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  Speaker 4: Good bastard, Oh really good bastard.
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  Speaker 5: And when you start going back over all the years
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  Speaker 5: and you think to yourself, you look at everything she
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  Speaker 5: did ninety six sad it's said when they go young
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  Speaker 5: like that.
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  Speaker 3: Totally and what a life, Mike, and the times that
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  Speaker 3: we had to get you know, I guess I was
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  Speaker 3: just recalling those, you know, reliving the old memories, and
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  Speaker 3: I got a bit emotional relationships when you're younger as well, massively.
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  Speaker 6: So like a particular moment you had with Lily Bit
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  Speaker 6: that really.
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  Speaker 7: Stirs up the Lily b Yeah, yeah, yeah, you too
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  Speaker 7: many we were call easy to be honest with you, mate,
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  Speaker 7: I am so many that it's hard to sort of.
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  Speaker 4: Single one of them out, Like if you just had
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  Speaker 4: to say, there's so many, I don't know where to start,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: I remember there was time we were we've sort of
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  Speaker 5: been on the hammer for a couple of days there and.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you was being hammered.
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  Speaker 5: We're out of PORI ruha. When we've managed to we
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  Speaker 5: climbed over the fence one of the local schools there
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  Speaker 5: and they had a pool there and yeah, I saw
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  Speaker 5: Jason because it was sort of skinny dip in there,
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  Speaker 5: and I said, I'll take a photo of Old Jays
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  Speaker 5: over he esteemed as he was. Yeah, yeah, and then
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  Speaker 5: came Old Lily but from the side, absolutely blind sided
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  Speaker 5: Old Hordy j broke four of his ribs, smashed, smashed
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  Speaker 5: them bro straight into the pool. Tell you what, You
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't know to look at it, but her tackling technique
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  Speaker 5: to do.
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  Speaker 3: Brutal man brutal. She hammered me right and yeah to
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  Speaker 3: the ground. Yeah, queen, it was actually six ribs. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was just as well. I was esteemed, actually did
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  Speaker 3: really feel it at the time. But the next day she.
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  Speaker 5: Is, I'm not surprised. Your eyes looking a bit read
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  Speaker 5: the miners from the crying and also got the old
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  Speaker 5: conjunct divide us off my daughter, So you're nice.
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  Speaker 2: The darky Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.
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  Speaker 1: Four on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the Datsin's on the radio Hodaki Big Show,
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  Speaker 3: and I've had good word Keyzy, that you do an
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  Speaker 3: amazing Rudolph diborced impression. Speaking of the Datsins, the lead
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  Speaker 3: singer there, I've heard that it is. You can't actually
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  Speaker 3: tell the difference between you and the lead singer of
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  Speaker 3: the Datsun's Rudolph divorced.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, you've got your wives cross Chase. I
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  Speaker 6: actually do a really good dats and impression. This happens
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  Speaker 6: all the time.
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  Speaker 5: One A, B what do you got? What are you running?
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  Speaker 6: This is a two forty z okay.
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  Speaker 8: Where you recommanding, but.
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  Speaker 5: Unreal, man. You think you can start to do day
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  Speaker 5: and then oh totally, man, I mean is there a
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  Speaker 5: Is there an impression you can't do keys?
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  Speaker 6: I don't think so, Jason. I can't wait to find out, though.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well keep on trying. Interesting thing has happened, Jason.
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  Speaker 5: Mate E Messes just came out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's lovely, isn't she.
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  Speaker 5: Well it's actually and incredibly it's the first time we've
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  Speaker 5: ever met her. Yeah, yeah, it gets I get the feeling.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you and we haven't spoken about
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  Speaker 5: this off here, but you know, I think we can
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  Speaker 5: talk about it now.
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  Speaker 1: Do you get the feeling that old Keezy over.
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  Speaker 5: There has been trying to keep her away from us? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 3: And she's been saying that when we've been dm DM
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  Speaker 3: each other, you know that every time that.
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  Speaker 4: She brings us up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Keysy's like changing the subject all the time or
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  Speaker 3: trying to just stretch into another sort of area. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and she finds out really weird and defensive and I
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  Speaker 3: but I definitely got that vibe meeting her in person
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  Speaker 3: at the first time.
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  Speaker 5: She is lovely. And then you talk about the d
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  Speaker 5: ms there actually, and of course we've got a new
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  Speaker 5: video that's come up on FACI and on the old
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  Speaker 5: instau and that, and it turns out of you actually,
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  Speaker 5: is it me? Is it doing a little when you
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  Speaker 5: were out of the room and you don't know this
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  Speaker 5: old Keysy, you've seen your wife a friend request on
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  Speaker 5: the old facie, how do you feel about how do
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  Speaker 5: you feel about that one?
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  Speaker 6: Now, just keep in mind that you regularly DM my fiance,
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  Speaker 6: you know, you message her daily.
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  Speaker 5: According to you, I'm just going to I'm just going
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  Speaker 5: to illustrate. I'm just going to paint a picture for
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  Speaker 5: the listeners with words yes please. Ja just doesn't look
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  Speaker 5: happy when you.
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  Speaker 3: Say I want to be talking Facebook instant what well both?
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  Speaker 6: So it's a request on both, first Facebook, then Instagram,
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  Speaker 6: and then she didn't reply on Facebook.
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  Speaker 5: You said.
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  Speaker 4: I beg your pardon, Kesey.
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  Speaker 6: Well just to be like, hey, hurry up, like you
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  Speaker 6: want to be friends with you so you can d.
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  Speaker 5: Because you said you're seeing a request, but then you're
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  Speaker 5: seeing a message as well that said this is more
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  Speaker 5: than a request.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, And then I tried to call her using
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  Speaker 6: Facebook Messenger as well. Did you just to draw her
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  Speaker 6: attention back to her phone.
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  Speaker 3: Leave like a winky emoji or anything like that. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 3: I'll be having a word tonight. That and I can
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  Speaker 3: you can rest assured, Keezy not going to happen, not
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  Speaker 3: on my watch mate, when my wife and I have
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  Speaker 3: a very close relationship and no one, no one is
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  Speaker 3: getting in between us.
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  Speaker 6: Why are you so defensive?
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I'll tell you what, man, If you
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  Speaker 5: think you're going to get Jase and Terry can get
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  Speaker 5: to Jason's messes, no show.
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  Speaker 4: Another thing coming, Baddy.
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  Speaker 2: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
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  Speaker 2: tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
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  Speaker 3: Often people think of plastic surgeries and stuff as.
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  Speaker 4: It's not a good thing. Yes, and that couldn't be
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  Speaker 4: further from the trip. Look at the man Keys, I know, but.
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  Speaker 6: For the last however long, he's been making us think
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  Speaker 6: that he's been working out and eating healthy and stuff.
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  Speaker 6: That's the part I'm a bit disappointed about. I'm glad
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  Speaker 6: you feel good about yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Cheese balls and pies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, really you think I hoe into the cheese balls
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  Speaker 3: used to see Mokey, you know.
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  Speaker 5: Because I haven't had any chips in the studio all year,
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  Speaker 5: nothing moments, protein bars and stuff. Sure, but you know
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  Speaker 5: you must have seen through that, surely.
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  Speaker 3: You know, man, and I have so many people come
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  Speaker 3: up to me in the supermarket and and.
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  Speaker 4: You know, on the streets and stuff, and they go, jays,
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  Speaker 4: she looks so.
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  Speaker 5: Good, Yes you do?
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 3: People even with that on, Yeah, yeah, they see you
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  Speaker 3: look so good, Jason. People say that you or I'll
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  Speaker 3: be walking on the street and someone will shout out
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  Speaker 3: of the.
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  Speaker 4: Car hoidy j hard.
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  Speaker 3: Really, you know what I mean, to a point where
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  Speaker 3: it's actually getting quite embarrassing.
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  Speaker 4: My wife gets.
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  Speaker 3: Pessed about, gets ready pested about that stuff, you know,
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  Speaker 3: because she's quite jealous. She's alon mate, And I get
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  Speaker 3: a lot of second glances from the ladies, kisy I
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  Speaker 3: don't need to tell you that you've experience that.
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  Speaker 6: Are you about loud enough?
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  Speaker 5: I have?
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  Speaker 6: But are you about to admit that you've had worked
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  Speaker 6: done as well?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? Hell?
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  Speaker 4: Here right? So what if you had done this brist augmentation?
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  Speaker 4: That is that?
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  Speaker 6: Why that's so massy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're hot, we'll feel them, go ahead, I don't
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  Speaker 4: want to know. We'll just have a touch, all right, fine,
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  Speaker 4: How good is that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, heels pretty good?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, rhyino plastic. I had a bit of rhino plastic plastic? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: what's that?
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  Speaker 3: The old like Mogi, but the opposite. I got more
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  Speaker 3: put on because I was wanting it to be a
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  Speaker 3: bit sort of regal character.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, character and all that sort of character acting. And
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to.
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  Speaker 6: Be too hot, right, too hot?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to be cast the hot sixy lead.
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  Speaker 8: All the time.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you would have had to worry about
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  Speaker 3: tammy tap chemical peels.
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  Speaker 4: I've had erasion, I've had.
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  Speaker 5: Bliffer plastic, yeah, bliffer pastic.
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: Islands, the old Islands tightened up a little bit there,
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  Speaker 3: and chine augmentation.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I've actually got to get the bliffer done because
• 12:41
  Speaker 5: my doctor said, I've got those.
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  Speaker 3: Fluids, you know, and I.
• 12:48
  Speaker 5: I've got to get my ears pinned back. Yeah. Yeah,
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: I got to get some hair put in just around
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  Speaker 5: the receding you said, I'm gonna get some more here.
• 12:55
  Speaker 5: I want to bring my hairline just down.
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  Speaker 6: Like right, you're pointing to just about you.
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  Speaker 5: About my eyebrows, because I think you want to. You
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  Speaker 5: want to when people see you to be like, oh
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  Speaker 5: my god, who is that? No one's even been seen
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  Speaker 5: with hereline that goes all the way down to the eyebrows.
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  Speaker 5: Just from the eyebrows, it's just here all the way, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: with a part right up the gats.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah right, and then your fake picks and your traps.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I've got to be honest with you. I
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  Speaker 4: wasn't going to mention this.
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  Speaker 5: What's that?
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  Speaker 6: Jase?
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  Speaker 3: Have amount of people that come up to me and go,
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  Speaker 3: how do you have such lustrous here?
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  Speaker 4: Jason here transplants you're joking. No, I'm not so.
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  Speaker 6: Am I the only one of the big show that
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  Speaker 6: hasn't had any work.
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  Speaker 4: Done, ironically the one that needs the most work, right.
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  Speaker 6: So if you were me, then what would you start with?
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  Speaker 6: And don't say don't God.
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  Speaker 4: Damn, where do you have again?
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  Speaker 5: Geezy?
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  Speaker 3: Well look, I think you can take a couple of
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  Speaker 3: feet off the snols for a stack.
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  Speaker 5: Couple of feet.
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  Speaker 6: Choking some fake buzsies like you.
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: Oh you can get some fake busies, do it, mate.
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  Speaker 6: I might just they feel good keysy, I know, but
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  Speaker 6: no offense. I might just do it the good old
• 14:01
  Speaker 6: fashioned way. Workout, go for runs, eat healthy.
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  Speaker 5: You can run all you want. You're never going to
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  Speaker 5: lose any weight off that massive speaker.
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  Speaker 6: You're never outrun that key.
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  Speaker 2: The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
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  Speaker 5: I was just having a bit of a reminisce, actually,
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  Speaker 5: Jose about the old trip. We trip we took down
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  Speaker 5: to New Plymouth here. So it was good. Did an
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  Speaker 5: outside broadcast here down at the beautiful Shining Peak Brewery.
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  Speaker 5: Good time. So tell you what though, just quite you know,
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: just between us, I'm quite a nervous flyer, yes, And
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: that's a smaller plane that goes down there at a
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  Speaker 5: new Plymouth from the from Auckland, and so I was
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: a little bit I was a little bit bloody shaky
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  Speaker 5: on the air. And there there's an old fellow of
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  Speaker 5: just across from the aisle, across the oil from me,
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  Speaker 5: and he's I got the feeling he could he could
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  Speaker 5: sort of see it in me.
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  Speaker 3: He's about your anxiety and the affairs and yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And I mean he was about ninety so he's probably
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: seen a bit of it. But anyway, next to him
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: he had a cardboard box, pretty normal sort of size
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: one there that was parked up, and I just assumed
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: that it was a cat in there, because I thought, oh,
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: maybe they're not going to put it in the hole
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: because it's a smaller plane, and I just he's knocks
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: it out with some drugs and it's not going to
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: try and scratch its way out. Yeah. Yeah, But as
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: it turned out it had a kiwi in it. It did, yeah,
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: And I got to yarning to him and he said, no, no,
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: it's not a cat. It's a kiwi. And he travels
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: all over the country with his keywi. It flies beside
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: him in the box and he takes it around to
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: see school children. There was going to see a thousand
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: school children that that very day, yeah, which is bloody amazing,
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: and actually managed to calm me down a bit. But
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: then we had a bit of the old bloody turbulance
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: right as they started bringing the you know, the drinks
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: trolley around. And that's it for me, man, I absolutely
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: freak out when that sort of thing's going on. I
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: don't know about you, You go.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I'm not good with turbulence.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: To be fair, I tend to sort of hold someone's
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: hand or grip someone's thigh in that situation.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, but yeah, not good.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: Not good at all. And then of course they because
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: what's funny is the staff, the ehst they don't actually care, No,
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: they sort of wander up and down, not bothered about it.
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: They've seen worse, keisy, if you know what I'm saying.
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they have to keep everyone calm back.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. But then anyway, they went
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: to hand me a cup of me coffee there geez,
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: bloody hot. I thought they held you thin paper cups,
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: but they actually had double stacked them, so pulled me
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: a nice hot cup of hot joe. They are a
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: little bit nervous. Think that'll calm me nerves, Doe. We
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: hit some turbulence there, yes, and bugging me days if
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: I haven't just tipped it all over there, old sparkly there,
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: the old Kiwi.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what have you ever heard a kiwi screw?
• 17:01
  Speaker 9: No?
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: My god, I mean it's not pleasant.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: I have heard that unless if one canceling headphones.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Hot coffee, Yeah, straight out of the snout, the eyes,
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: the head.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: It was awful because they're not used to that in
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: the world. No, they're very really, you'll very rarely see
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: a key we get sprayed with hot coffee. Yeah. So well,
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: I went into a state of shock pretty quick once
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: I's screaming died down. Jason. Yeah, and that was good
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: because that's sort of like that was freaking me.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, yeah, and so was it like, is the
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: key we alive?
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: Well not technically, he is alive in the hearts and
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: minds of thousands of school children, obviously in the memories, right,
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I mean we're just sort of thinking that probably,
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: you know, the kids that day will be just as
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: happy to see a dead one as a live one,
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: better a dead one than no at all.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: And they still get to touch it and yeah, yeah,
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: the air is a danger of getting quite stinky though,
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: But tell you what, the.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Worst thing was the feathers. Jason, Hey, yeah, ruined totally mate.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: The whole Archy B Show one days from four on
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Radio Hurdich.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: We said before the break there, actually we've got a
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: bit of an issue with old Keesy Monogio was pretty
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: fired up and the old bulgers were really seeming.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: And I tell you so, we.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Actually took the time there and the break and the
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: tune too for old Monoggio just to have a sip
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: of water and calm down and take a few deep breasts.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: You're all good now, mate, just.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: To decompress a little.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: The thing about it is, Jason, and I think you
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: and I have had this discussion, you know, amongst ourselves before.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: But when I'm angry, when I act angry, it's because
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: it's just to cover up the fact that I've had
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: my feelings hurt. Yeah You've been hurt. Yeah, yeah, And
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: so it's sort of a big cover up. It's a
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: big facade. It might be angry, but really I'm just
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: I'm crying on the inside. Yeah, I think that's what's
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: happened here because I just cannot believe that you and
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: I have been stabbed in the back.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: Can I just say my initial you can?
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Look, can I just say.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: What I'm like here in the sense that you're a
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: good but I might, I might appear.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: I just bury it deep deep within me.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: And as a consequence of that, the hurt I'm talking about,
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: it feels like knives stabbing me in the gap, and
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: I just push it all down and suppress it.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: Sounds yeah, but anyway, I mean, I was it's all
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: saturd today, Jose, when I was sort of going through
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: the old Instagram there, look, and what do I come
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: across but an image of old Keyzy. It's some sort
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: of shindig with the entire staff. Yeah, we're talking mate,
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: and there's a it looks like some kind of a
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: lunch look flashed. Everybody was there, everybody, Jay said as
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: to say, except for you and me. Indeed, So I
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: made some inquiries and it turned out that old Kezy
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: was meant to be the one to invite us along. Yeah,
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: I didn't get an invite. Did you get an invite? No?
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: I didn't mit, So it just here. It's because I
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: thought that we were a team. Yeah, and it turns
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: out that maybe we're not.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: It's interesting, isn't it, Because I think what you're referring
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: to is the beer and pie July scenario.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: And it hurts.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: A bit for me too, because you know, as you know,
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I wasn't invited as well. And just yesterday I won't
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: name names, but someone in the office.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Here just unleashing on Kesey.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Just get face, not to his face, and I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: are you stuck.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: I won't have I won't have that kind of carry on.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Thanks Jo, you know Kezy, you leave Kezy to us.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: He's prospecting for the big shoe exactly.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I won't have anyone, you know, putting in a hard
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: word on Kezy.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: And then I find out from.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Kate today that you've spoken Kezy about inviting me and
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: you along.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: To this big Sois Ray with the pies.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: And the beersies, and right then Kezy didn't pass it on.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: Look, I apologize.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: And now whenever I get an apology, I like to
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: hear I'm sorry. Hang on, I'll make an apology because
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: it's talking about you saying sorry. I want to hear
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: you say sorry, not that One day you're going to
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: make an apology.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: Just hang on, all right, So what's happened here? We've
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: got our wires crossed. It's a classic case of just
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: some misunderstanding.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Do you know what this feels like? Jason? Yeah, yeah,
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: he's trying to do the odd switch through.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: So what's happened is Kate has said, hey, Kezy, do
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: you reckon? Mike and Jason be keen to come to
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: a beer and pie July thing? And I said, oh,
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure they're both busy today, but invite them anyway.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know what was I doing.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Why would you say we were busy.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: I just I remembered looking at the calendar and thinking
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: and seeing you guys had stuff.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: On, well, calendar, calendar.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: I run a big show calendar, and anyways, but I said, hey,
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: invite them anyway.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: So what's probably the only reason you'd run a big
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: show calendar is if there's a picture of busies on it.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, admittedly there is a picture of busies on it.
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: But I looked at the calendar for a long time
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: ages just double checking everything, and I think what's happened
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: is she's invited you by email I think I might
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: have gone to a junk mail or something like that.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's interesting that it just never came up in conversation, Jess,
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: you guys coming to the latch tomorrow, you know, or
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: something like that.
• 22:35
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: I mean, I just think, I just I just think
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: we deserve to hear you say you are sorry.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: Okay, look, I'm sorry that this happened to you guys.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: I can understand why. I'm sorry that I did this
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: to you guys. Think I can understand you're upset. I
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: will make sure next time that you guys get the invite.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: I will do it in person, verbally, or I'll call
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: you all.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: Right, Well, don't do that. Yeah, Well, I hate the work.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to go.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: You hate work functions. How was it today?
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: How was it?
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: I was all right? All right, Yeah, you've got low standards, brother.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Better things to do with my day than fatass around
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: with people drinking?
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: And why did we do this whole thing?
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Then? Well that's principal, Yeah, Kezy.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Principal the whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Kezy tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ikey.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: It's funny, isn't it Mike, have been parents, the challenges
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: that our kids faced.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: You know other massive pain in the air.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, massive pain in the aus. What was I thinking?
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: But anyway, I had my I gone home from work
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: last night actually, and my daughter was really upset, my youngest.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: She did she miss her daddy.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: No, she very really misses me. It's actually she very
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: really does.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, if I'm away for a couple of days,
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: she might occasionally go, we's dad, But otherwise, name she
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: doesn't tend to miss me too much. But anyway, she'd
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: written this English essay and.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: And she'd been failed.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: She got a zero for her English essay.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: And I remember her.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I remember her writing and stuff and reading little bits
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: of it and going, oh Jesus, that's quite that's quite good.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: And I said, oh, that's that's really weird.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, I wonder why the English teacher would I mean, zero,
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: you know, that's pretty pretty harsh. And so anyway, I
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: ended up bringing her English teacher today and said, you know,
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: what's the story. You know, she's written this essay I've written,
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: I've now read it. I think it's an extraordinary essay.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: And he said, oh, lot, you know, I was reading
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: this essay and it was so meticulous, and there was
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: such profound wisdom in it, and it was so.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Beautiful, you know.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: And he said to me, I'll be honest with you,
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: mister Hoyt, it's the most extraordinary bit of writing I've
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: ever read in my life. Yeah, And I thought to myself,
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: there's no way this fourteen year old kid could have
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: written something as profound and as magnificent as this, So
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: it must be a clear case of plagiarism, right, you know,
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: because there's no way that she could have done that.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: But anyway, we had a discussion and found out that
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: actually she genuinely did write it, and he had no
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: proof that it was plagiarism because he didn't find it
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: and he looked for it everywhere and stuff. And then
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: he said to me, well, I feel ready bad, and
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: she's got a real gift. And I've actually got a
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: mate that's in publishing. Can I maybe put it to
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: your mate, to my mate and see if he's interested
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: in publishing because this is an extraordinary piece of work.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, seriously, I've been teaching twenty years. I haven't
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: seen anything within two of this kind of writing, especially
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: for a girl that age. Yeah, I mean, right now,
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: we've created a bit of a headache for ourselves because
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: it's it's massively got it. It's got massively out and
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: about in the publishing world, right and we've got twelve publishers.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Fine to want a publisher unbelievable.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't need this ship right now,
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: So you're saying that the teacher said it's the bitest
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: piece of writing he's ever read. Yes, because I've met
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: actually met him and he's only like twenty two or
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: twenty three, so it didn't strike me as something that's
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: very well, very well read. Yeah, at a primary school,
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: So I mean, I mean, I just remembering about my daughter.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: He remembered about my.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Got his English degree in Oxford. He was on a
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: scholarship over it.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: On a scholarship was a bit of a he was
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: a Rhodes scholarship.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: So not only what did he have a scholarship there
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: at Oxford? He also do he knows so much about
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: he was.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Young, all black, so it was I don't know, if
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: you know. The Rhodes scholarship look at that, Yeah, very prestigious.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, sure, he's twenty two. Sure, yeah,
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: but what were you saying about your daughter?
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: Look, I don't know to brag. I don't think it's
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: not it's not my thing to sort of compare.
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: We don't want to start one up.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: Airples, needless to say, you know the at.
• 27:12
  Speaker 10: The the the the old conference there for teachers, which
• 27:19
  Speaker 10: is early childhood, primary and secondary and universities. Yeah, my
• 27:25
  Speaker 10: daughter has gotten the nickname young Shakespeare.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: But we won't get right, we won't get mate. You
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: don't get into that. Hey, let me just say kudos
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: to your daughter, and self publishing is worthy as well.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: Self publishing.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: I just had I just had a thought.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: With your your daughter being the third best calligrapher in
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: the world, why don't we get your daughter to calliguify
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: her story.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: Oh that's a good idea, your your daughter.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my daughter's story. Yeah, but choose us to publish
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: it in the end.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: We can get her, your daughter to write out, write
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: it out in calligraphy.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: For me, I mean normally I would say yes, but
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: my daughter, she prefers to write, you know, sort of
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: writing that uses words that's got sort of more than
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: three letters in each word, you know.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: So before you really quickly, what was your daughter's amazing
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: piece on this life changing piece that she wrote?
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: What was it actually on? Ah?
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Something about the the anatomy of being? I think she
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: called it right, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Big show podcast.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: I've talked a lot about the birds lately.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: You guys, you guys have been giving me a fear
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: about a fair amount of gyp about that. But I'm
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: telling you, I'm telling you something is going on. I
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: was in my laundry today, right, and it was a beautiful,
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: beautiful day outside my laundry.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, nah, is the story.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Freaky gets real, Freaky gets real, freaking. So I'm sitting
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: there and and I'm not sitting in my laundry and
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: standing on my laundry.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: What are you doing in there?
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Getting my washing out of the out of the washing machine?
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: And I sorry, is it front load or top load?
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Front load?
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: It's a pretty old machine there, chish, And so I'm
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: putting it all in the washing basket then, and I
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: think do I put it in the dryer? And I
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: opened up the dar and I think, now it's a
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: beautiful dang when I hang it out, don't be a
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: lazy ass. So I go outside and I'm hanging up
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: the washing on my washing line there make you know,
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: click m hm, click click, hanging the washing out.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: And as I'm hanging the washing out, I notice.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: You got arthritis.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: That was my washing, that was pie click click.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: It's rotating and it's a rotating spin, especially on a lean.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: At the moment, I've been able to correct that. So
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: I'm standing there and as I'm hanging out the washing,
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: I go.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Hang about.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: There's birds all along the fence line just staring at me.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: And I noticed I've got a couple of trees down
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: the back property. There there's birds and the trees and
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: I can see their little lies blinking, you know, the blank.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: So I hang out the washing and I'm like, oh,
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: this is this is freaking man. And I really wanted
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: a drry at that point, and I went, no, I'm
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: not having a darry.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to crack.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: And I thought, yet, no, go how many how many
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: birds were We're talking fifty I don't even know how
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: many are in the trees right?
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: And what kind of birds?
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Miners, sparrows, your pigeon, sure you dove and maybe even
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: a magpie, any flamingos No flamingos. So I said, no,
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna mow
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: the lawns. I need to distraight myself. I need a
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: darry And these birds are freaking me out. They're just
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: sitting there looking at me. Get my lawnmar start law mowing,
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: put my skull candies on doing the lawn.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: The birds are just.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Sitting there and on the on the on the fence
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: there and in the trees, all on the fence line,
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: and it's freaking me out.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not lying, man.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: I finished doing the lawns, right, doo doo, dog dog
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: dog dog dog boogo?
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: Was that turning it off?
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: And I'm taking the lawn mower up the garden, you know,
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: up the lawns there, and I take my skull can
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: in his eye lo across.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: And the birds they just came out of the sky, Mogi.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: They came off the trees, out of the trees making up.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: The fence and they're on my lawn pecking picking at
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: the grass, just picking.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: There's grass flying everywhere. What ady jay standing.
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: Them picking mogy picking grass frying everywhere.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Freaky airs man.
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: So they were just like eating worms in that.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the hell they were doing.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: It was a massacre, Masaca of what.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know, Maggie. They were just picking, picking at
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: the lawn, picking.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Eating worms and that because you've had real long lawns, eh,
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: and now they could get at the wombs.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well you don't think that's freaky then.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: No, that's what birds do, the weirds.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Oh they were birds, yeah.
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: Jase, I think you need to just relax on the
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: whole birds thing, you know what I mean. They're just
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: doing what birds do.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but picking, man, they were picking right at the
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: grass and my lawn there.
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: Okay, man, Okay, I need a dorry.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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