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Season One, Episode 31: Black Antlers Finale: Monolith (with Daniel Harilla Carlsen) · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

• 0:01
  Welcome back to Flail to the Face.
• 0:02
  I am Daniel, and we're playing through my adventure Black
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  Antlers, with me a lot around the table.
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  For the last out of six episodes, we have the wretched
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  scum who have crawled through the frosty tundra of Tuanela,
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  past a rift and into, well, the unknown horrors of the monolith.
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  Who do we have around the table? Hello, I am Levi and I play
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  Rallis. It's me, Jacob, and I'm a
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  crustacean. I'm Thomas and I'm playing
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  Bolmford. I'm Walt and I'm still prugal
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  for one more episode, maybe half an episode, maybe less.
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  I guess we're going to find out. Yeah, and Levi killed Kevin.
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  Let's roll. The last episode we revealed the
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  origin of the massacre and the reindeer heresy and mutations
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  that have been going on in Tuanela for generations, and of
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  some of the old gods that the dying world have put to rest or
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  shackled up deep underneath the ice.
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  The reindeer herders of Tuanela were force feeding the goddess
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  Kalma her young ones for generations until eventually she
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  broke free to seek a bloody revenge, a bond of two legged
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  for domesticating her children. Right now we're deep down in the
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  rift, surrounded by weird purple and red steam that's you're all
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  being well watched by. This frozen ancient gigantic
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  monstrosity is trapped underneath layers and layers of
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  ice older than your ancestors, and you all have terrible
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  migraines after seeing their their visions and memories, and
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  more vivid than than on life itself as a reindeer head is
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  floating weightlessly. No, I grabbed that.
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  That's in my inventory right now.
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  I'm taking grubs with me. A reindeer head and a Pruegel's
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  skinny ankles and arms are floating aimlessly, almost like
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  a like an like an astronaut through this this very strange
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  place. So as you're you're all now a
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  lot wiser than one should be possibly to the brink of of
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  madness. What are you all doing down
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  here? I'm scuttling you're.
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  Floating in the air still. Yeah, but this kind of feels
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  like water maybe to me. So can I scuttle around?
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  I mean, it's it's a poor excuse, but but yes.
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  After braless has beheaded an individual, I'm fuck this and
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  I'm going to try and climb out the other side of this this
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  chasm. Where do you guys think you're
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  going? Get away from me, you murderer.
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  What do you mean he had horns? We kill horns here.
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  Technically, he still does. And I hold up the head.
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  I just got here, got any issue on?
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  You definitely not, no. I'm here to recover items, sell
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  it for profit, and hopefully live out the last few days of
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  this God forsaken place in comfort.
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  I'm going to continue scuttling around and trying to like, find
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  some fish maybe. Well, there's plenty of fish
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  looking creatures that look like.
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  They. Could pick their teeth with your
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  little little crab like body trapped in the ice, yes.
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  I'm going to try to get one that's close to the surface of
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  the ice when I take my lobster claw and whack at it.
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  And I'm getting out of here before that psychopath lets
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  something else out. Yeah, and then it has antlers
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  suit then for Alice is going to kill it.
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  If you remember Sebastian, you, you had your tongue stuck to the
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  creature already from last episode.
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  Fuck now. So you're still kind of like, so
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  you've been like having like an uncomfortable eye contact with
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  the child of the direct child of a demigod out of trout lips for
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  the better half of a very uncomfortable vision that
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  everyone had except you, I think, because I think you
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  failed your presence check. Yep.
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  So you don't know shit about what everyone else just had
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  revealed to them. No.
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  We just had this vision across eons and he's just sitting there
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  to face staring at this thing and licking ice.
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  Yeah, trying to scuttle about. I'm going to.
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  Oh boy, I bet you my tongue can grow back.
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  I'm going to try to kick off the wall a little bit.
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  And does this Demi God looking son of a bitch have any fish
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  like qualities? Yeah, like I said, there are,
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  well, it looks like a mix between like a like a
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  grasshopper and A and a trout the size of a small mountain.
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  Good. If I recognize the trout stuff,
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  I'm going to try to talk to this.
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  Yeah, you already had some weird uncomfortable telepathic
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  communication at the end of the last episode where, well, it
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  seemed like it was trying to reveal this stuff to you, but
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  everyone else seemed but. Everyone else got it, yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah, it. Happens a lot to me.
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  You're a little a little hard shelled, I guess.
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  You're being so polite and nice and kind.
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  Thank you, Daniel. Everybody's better down in the
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  weather, right? Hello friend, keep mine maybe
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  letting Sebastian go. I seem to be a little stuck
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  again. Do not want to cut off.
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  Tom for this time. It locks, it's kind of like eyes
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  at you as a flicker and a mix of like, well, a fear that just got
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  rebirthed from a sense of hope. And as you start talking, that
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  quickly dies again and it's kind of like you get a another wave
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  of telepathic fish communication or of eldritch nature.
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  OK. We appear to be trapped by the
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  same ice. Almost ironic considering you're
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  qualities. It says I'm kind of like it's
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  eyes locks on your on your little little clickers there
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  like you, you will eventually get loose.
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  It's it's embarrassing and slow and at times it feels like your
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  tongue is about to to rip off, but approval and rattles and I
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  assume bone Fred is not helping. I'm trying to.
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  Get out. I'm going to start twisting
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  around. So like I'm, I'm like a rotor
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  for a helicopter and trying to like twist my tongue off.
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  Sometimes that works better than just pulling, you know.
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  In like a death roll. Yeah, yeah, you manage.
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  However, it becomes clear to you as you are liberated from.
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  Oh, thank. God as ice that these creatures
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  are pretty far and it would take a much bigger crew than you to
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  get them out. And then again, why the fuck
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  would you want to do that all? Right.
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  Well, if I'm well, I'm I have three brain cells, so not simple
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  creature, but if I'm free, I'm going to click my way
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  dejectively off from the ice and follow Bomb freed.
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  He was the friendliest of the weirdos that I met up with here.
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  As we're building up to the monolith, I want to make like a
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  like a quick enter dialogue around the table and see what
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  everyone are currently thinking after in Revelations, their
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  journey here, so forth. Some of you are more personally
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  involved than others, but you all know that, well, some
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  serious shit is about to go down.
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  Oh, I'm excited for this. Let's start with approval.
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  Of course. As you're climbing and that the
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  creatures below are are kind of like fading away in the mist,
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  almost like a weird delusion. Oh stupid rocks, stupid climbing
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  fucking snow up everywhere, stupid stupid especially stupid
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  trees on don't carry a fucking deer head grubs can't even climb
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  for himself now. This place sucks.
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  I want to go home. I don't think I can go home
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  anymore. And what?
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  Is that smell? It's probably me.
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  You're you've, you've changed a lot on this journey.
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  You're completely blue now. The ice is your home.
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  I used to be dripping blood from my throat but now that's frozen
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  over. There's a pink slushie coming
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  out every now and then I guess. It's cherry flavored all right.
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  Braless, you, you. You have many things to to
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  avenge. And as the lashes of the wind
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  are blowing and your Cape, as you're getting further up and
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  your bones are rattling, luckily you can't feel much of it
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  anymore. Like you have quite a depth
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  settle. Is this where I speak my inner
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  monologue? Speak your inner monologue.
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  Speak your truth, I. Don't know how the heck to get
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  out of here. We got to climb this ice with
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  all those stupid freaking reindeer over there.
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  What's going on here? Got to kill them all.
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  They all got to die. Cool.
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  And I, I don't think even the two N Ellens were aware of your
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  presence, or maybe where you came from.
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  Oh no, I'm not talking about Bralis here.
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  Well, after your quiet life of fishing from a recently born
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  rift stretching across the entire region further than the
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  eye can see, and having been evicted by a Malras, you're now
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  on your way with these weirdos to a monolith that screams
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  anything but water and fish fillets.
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  What's going on inside that shell, Sebastian?
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  I'm hungry. No, you click in.
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  Your. Head.
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  Yes, and bone Fred. You can see the edge of the
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  Cliff now as your body is becoming heavier.
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  Maybe it's the guilt of not saving your employer and time
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  previously before he was devoured by the antlered kind.
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  Or maybe you don't give a fuck about him.
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  Who knows. But what is it that brings you
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  towards this monolith of black metallic antlers wharfing into
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  natural shapes against the Blizzard?
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  I didn't. Sign up for this.
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  This is this monolith is somehow tied to these creatures.
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  I'm not going to become one of them.
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  I'm going to survive this. I'm going to gain the profit and
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  I don't have to share it with that jerk that I was partnered
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  with that I'm pretty certain was taking a larger cut than he had
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  said before. Also the anger of I am not going
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  to die from antler fish people. There are plenty of other
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  varieties of the anther kind down there, giant slugs, things
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  that resembled, well, a mix of like a spider and a crow with
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  four anthers sticking out from each knuckle.
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  Just thinking about them gives you nightmares, and frankly you
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  don't think you ever will be able to conceptualize them
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  again. But hours later we do find you
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  all on top of the edge, trekking through the snow that once again
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  attempts to rip the skin off your bones.
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  And as the monolith is becoming clearer and clearer, everything
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  else is diffused. It's almost like you're back in
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  that static that TB set again where nothing is visible.
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  It's more malicious than ever. And I want you all to make.
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  I'm not going to say the last one of the last seconds.
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  Bring me a checks that we will be making.
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  Is the. One that fucks me.
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  Should have stayed in the Caribbean.
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  So the toughness check is 18 still.
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  That's not natural 20. Damn.
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  I got a 17. I'm going to use one of my two
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  omens to lower the the Dr. because I got a 17 so perfect.
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  You notice that even though it doesn't feel like you've walked
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  for that long, there is a darkness settling in as you once
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  again step in crisp pink snow right above the model.
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  If there is a little like like gap in the storm, like a
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  porthole in the middle of the Blizzard, something deep inside
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  of wishes that you could turn back now.
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  And the monolith is a lot bigger than first well perceived,
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  stretching upwards, almost eternal.
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  The antlers are reaching almost like downwards.
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  This is definitely not a trick of the light.
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  In front of it you see a what looks like a prepared ritual
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  site that strangely has not been like covered and and snow yet.
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  It's a it's a stone platform of four roughly carved wooden
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  spikes that shapes like a square around a circle pointing NE
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  South and West. Out of the center of a stone
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  platform sits a naked, chained and shackled, clearly
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  hypothermic and malnourished man with scars and wounds all over
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  his body. You can see it looks like his
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  ribs are trying to escape his skin and he looks at you with
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  like with yellow bloodshot wild eyes and his mouth.
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  What's gagging him appears to be the skull of an infant.
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  And here you I'm going to scuttle over there and grab the
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  skull with my pincer. Yeah, it's taking some steps up
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  there, Sebastian. And as you come closer, you see
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  that he has a tattoo on his forehead that depicts a number.
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  Can you read? Can I read?
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  There's always a valid question to ask Jake that's.
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  True. Unbelievably, yes, I can,
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  apparently. That's surprising.
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  It didn't say I can't this time. It's the runic number of 11 is
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  Carlton to his forehead? I have a question.
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  No, sorry. Seven.
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  Did someone else in the group cut off someone's forehead?
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  Yep. Who was that?
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  He's dead. He died.
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  Did I meet the person that did that at all?
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  Yes, Grubbs had the the list to wrapped her hands.
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  OK. That he found on on one of the
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  villagers. I'm going to tap him on the top
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  of the head with my lobster claw.
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  What number? And it says.
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  This is the ruler before Grubbs because Grubbs was like the
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  leader of the community. Oh fair, that makes sense.
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  Grubbs had like a #4 already tattooed on his forehead.
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  The one that he found that he took off like the skinned face
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  and wrapped around his head was an 8.
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  Was that was an 8. This is a complex back story.
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  He. Said it.
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  I said it. It's a puzzle.
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  I'm going to tap him on top of the head again.
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  What number mean? Have you taken the skull out of
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  his mouth? Yeah.
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  As he spits it out, you see that like like blood and like teeth
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  kind of like fall out and clatter over what looks like a
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  pentagram underneath his feet as he look up at you.
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  Please, please, we need, we need to, we need to get out of here.
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  We, we don't have much time. Oh, thank you for freeing me.
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  I will give you and any treasures that are that that are
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  that are left soon, the antler kind, they will be here.
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  They will kill us all. We did her great injustice.
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  So what do you say? Treasures like what are we
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  talking about? Oh, good.
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  And and and anything mere forests, great plots of of land.
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  Yeah, he's lying. You.
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  Don't even need a presence test. I'm going to, I'm going to look
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  him up and down. You hiding?
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  Fish. Somebody.
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  It seems like a great sense of relief comes to him as you
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  mentioned fish like. Fish, I'll get you.
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  All the salmon you want all the trout just just just let me
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  loose. And as you as you study like the
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  shackles, you see that they're very loosely connected.
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  It's almost as it's more his malnourishment than his weakness
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  keeping him here and anything else.
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  This was not tied by human hands.
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  I'm. I'm going to look around the
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  rest of this area locally, like what else are we looking at
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  around here? Other than the pentagram.
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  Well, as soon as you step away from like the platform, the
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  stone platform is like connected by like the set of stairs that
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  is about about 1 1/2 meter above ground, reaching about the size
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  of a small room, completely in the shadow of the monolith,
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  which is bigger than I can possibly describe.
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  As you look in the landscape, there are not signs of much, I'm
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  afraid, as the homogenic landscape and the Blizzard which
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  is currently not tormenting you at this very moment, almost as
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  if it's circling perfectly around you, but it is obscuring
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  everything out of your vicinity. That is all that is here.
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  I'm going to point out the floor that's and think we kill he's
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  sacrifice. He bring many fish.
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  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, I'm the only one who
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  know the way through the eternal Blizzard.
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  No. What are you?
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  Are you going to? Are you with?
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  This this, this, this this. Monstrosity he He is one of
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  hers. Surely you have seen her
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  offspring. No.
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  I'm going to kneel down next to #8.
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  So what's your name? I'm I'm Earl Earl Yopa the 8th.
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  And how'd you get here? I I was.
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  Dragged here by the herd. And you want to get free, huh?
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  They they killed all of us. Well, except me.
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  Accuracy. The the, the witch and my father
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  fought fathers every everyone. They, they, they, they.
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  They. Misled us, gas lit us, we never
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  meant to feed her and he like stops himself he's like like
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  burst every time you're about to touch him it's like he's trying
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  to burst out of his shackles. Desperately his a lot of his
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  teeth have been smashed by the skull that was forcefully shoved
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  in there. I have an idea.
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  How about we keep this guy here? We put the skull back in his
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  mouth so he stops talking and we wait for the reindeer to come
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  back and we kill them all. I don't really like that idea.
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  Sebastian here. I've been here before.
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  You know Sebastian is here for the fish.
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  I think I that's where I died, I think.
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  Oh. I think.
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  So you meant I? This is definitely the place.
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  Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure I died here.
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  I'm gonna. You remember that you weren't
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  there? You remember that witch that
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  collected my piss? I'm gonna scuttle closer to the
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  to #8 while he's, while they're having this conversation, trying
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  to be sneaky. He said free me, it's your only
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  chance. It's our only chance to get out
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  of this alive. Fast and freezy now, yes.
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  Hang on, if you want to get free, you got to do something
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  for us first, OK? There's just not much I can do
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  for my shackles. And I mean Earl, I have great
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  influence in a region. If you want to get loose, first
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  you have to have to give my friend here a little kiss.
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  And I hold up Grub's head. Go on, little kiss.
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  People are. Insane.
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  He screams and almost like swallows his tongue as it stares
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  in fear on head. Oh, calm down.
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  And. It's not a real dear.
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  It used to be a person just like you.
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  I kept you on the forehead and everything.
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  You you brought that that here quickly put it down.
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  You will, you will anger. Her.
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  And I won't hear anyway to roll AD 6.
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  And it's going to be a three and six chance that holding that
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  thing up on top of the ritual site is going to anger
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  something. Good job Google.
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  I got a one. Uh oh.
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  Yay. That's always good.
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  You notice that the Blizzard starts lashing violence in words
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  that that the Blizzard starts to like kind of closing in and
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  who's on the platform and who's off it.
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  I am obviously. I I think Sebastian is too,
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  yeah. Yeah.
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  Close enough to your platform. You're on a staircase, I'll say.
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  Yeah, I'd be on the staircase. Oh boy.
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  What watching the the pugo and braless discussion unfold.
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  Yeah, it gets dark. The snow starts well, turning in
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  between strange and impossible hues of blue, cyan and almost
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  like a like a pale purple. As you're noticing that the
• 20:10
  ground is shaking and I think as one of you braless and bone Fred
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  are looking over your shoulder. It's like like back there just
• 20:21
  at the edge of your eyesight, there is like kind of like a a
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  lump that starts like pushes erecting.
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  The snow, and slowly but uncomfortably.
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  Visible. It starts revealing these huge
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  antlers. I get immediately angry.
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  They are, and they're they're moving and twisting, much like
• 20:44
  the monolith. As this is happening, I put
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  Grub's head on the girl's chest so he's just like staring at him
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  in the eyes, and then I stand up.
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  There. No.
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  Please, please, please show us mercy quickly.
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  You, you. You must free me now.
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  She's coming. Karma is coming.
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  I'm. Going to bite this man's neck,
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  you. Want to bite it?
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  I bite his neck. You can roll damage.
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  He's completely defenseless. Just roll damage.
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  How should he like for? Damage.
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  For damage to kill him. I killed.
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  Him, that's exactly. What I wanted I bite him.
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  I bite him with my weird shark teeth and just snap his neck off
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  and start chewing on his ABS. I don't.
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  I don't think he was a fish. No, but Sebastian has been
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  hungry for a few days now. And I suppose this is the time
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  you felt that it was appropriate to take a break.
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  As you wake up, a feeling of dread washes over you.
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  A low level adventuring party killed you again.
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  You hate their laughs and the stupid feasts they throw in the
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  town nearby, celebrating their victory, and you flee again to
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  Face. There she is.
• 23:25
  Oh fuck, what were we doing now? You're about to get fucked up.
• 23:29
  Well, in the process of getting fucked up by.
• 23:32
  Watching bit of man's neck. Yes, yes you are.
• 23:36
  And as the blood of early up the is spewing over the altar, fresh
• 23:42
  blood mixing with dry, the rest of your eyes are are far too
• 23:46
  locked in what is ascending from the snow behind you and the
• 23:51
  building storm. Tall, quiet and radiating with
• 23:55
  hatred for you and your kind. A crooked and frozen figure,
• 24:02
  cloaked and what seems to be human Leathers, is arising on a
• 24:07
  sleigh of some sort, built of human bones.
• 24:10
  She's weighed down by these heavy giant antlers, working
• 24:15
  slowly and in front of her. Like coming up?
• 24:19
  On. 42 badly beaten, shackled, also gagged and then masked.
• 24:25
  And other human Leathers depicting other faces than their
• 24:28
  own. Humans with the same kind of
• 24:30
  like Pagan tattoos as you've seen before.
• 24:33
  Not the forehead. Once the chieftain's head
• 24:36
  dragging her slave. They have this wild like look in
• 24:39
  their eyes, like they're not even human anymore.
• 24:42
  She creaks her head slowly to the side, pretty far away.
• 24:46
  She might be like 3 meters tall and if you feel her gaze just
• 24:50
  just freezing their blood to ice.
• 24:53
  I just want to point out for posterity that I am also still
• 24:55
  wearing human Leathers. It's good to know.
• 24:58
  What do you do? She has not started moving yet.
• 25:02
  At the at the crustacean, I believe your snack was for her.
• 25:07
  Oh, I'm I'm going to spit the apple across the floor for
• 25:10
  Adam's apple. It rolls down into the snow.
• 25:13
  She might be like 20 feet behind you or something like that.
• 25:17
  And you see that like the two thralls are starting to like
• 25:20
  pull her slower on that sleigh. So she's just like this, almost
• 25:24
  like a statue. She hardly moves at all except
• 25:27
  for her head with the wind as it blows towards you.
• 25:30
  She she speaks to you. I'm.
• 25:52
  Going to slowly turn around, covered in blood, clicking my
• 25:55
  lobster claws, and then I'm going to squat real quick and
• 25:58
  try to hide under my shell. You realize as you're kind of
• 26:03
  like going into your shell, that somehow you feel like her hatred
• 26:07
  is not towards you Sebastian, as she seems to be mostly pointing
• 26:13
  towards braless, proval and bone fruit.
• 26:18
  I raised my hands. So real quick, I'm not with
• 26:22
  these guys. They're kind of douchebags.
• 26:24
  I, I, I was, I was cool with the witch.
• 26:26
  We met down in the forest, you know which recognize.
• 26:30
  Witch and I I I pull out the bottle that the the witch gave
• 26:36
  me. So you.
• 26:36
  Want to get up? You want to go get fucked up?
• 26:40
  Another one, I thought it was over and you see that like she
• 26:44
  almost like hovers down and has another like like lash of snow
• 26:48
  obscures her. Suddenly you see she's now out
• 26:50
  of the sleigh and next to it and just kind of like carving
• 26:54
  through it, silently moving towards you.
• 26:57
  It's pretty high proof, I think it'll be pretty good.
• 26:59
  Everyone else seemed to like it. You feel it gets colder as she
• 27:03
  approaches you. There's four stakes standing at
• 27:06
  each side of the stone altar. She's moving towards you.
• 27:10
  Why should I give you a kind second chance after 1000 years
• 27:16
  of torment? Well, they suck, but I'm
• 27:19
  awesome. She looks towards you and run
• 27:23
  the two D6. See, I don't like the sound of
• 27:26
  this. Is this a reaction girl?
• 27:31
  This is a reaction girl. I got 11.
• 27:33
  She looks towards Super Bowl. Oh.
• 27:51
  OK. D6 server combat.
• 27:55
  That's her over initiative. Fuck.
• 27:59
  Oh God. OK, I'll do it.
• 28:01
  Yeah, you're right there. Oh, that's a three. 30.
• 28:05
  My good rolls on myself. Sorry guys.
• 28:08
  How she goes. Now I want one feature only AD 4
• 28:11
  to see what misery is coming upon.
• 28:14
  Holy cow. OK, I'll do that.
• 28:17
  What's a four give us? Braless, you notice that within
• 28:21
  like the blink of an eye she is right there by the feet of the
• 28:25
  steps, kind of like crops her back forward.
• 28:29
  You can hear almost like like we have bones cracking and grinding
• 28:33
  against each other as she tries to take a bite out of you as her
• 28:39
  skull kind of opens before rapidly shutting like a beer
• 28:43
  trap. Try to end yourself against
• 28:44
  this. 14. That is enough.
• 28:48
  Good. Kind of like just shove yourself
• 28:50
  backwards onto your ass. I'm one of the like upper steps,
• 28:53
  looking at her as she stretches back up.
• 28:56
  And what did the rest of you do? So we have the high, I have the
• 28:59
  high ground. So I'm going to try to lop off
• 29:00
  her head because it's like big crazy horn thing, right?
• 29:04
  Yeah, they're so heavy. They're like, look like, they're
• 29:07
  like weighing her down almost how she got got here.
• 29:10
  This this fast? Yeah.
• 29:14
  I want to re roll with an omen. OK, what did you get?
• 29:18
  13. 13 That is enough. Roll your damage.
• 29:23
  Four damage. And you can subtract the V8.
• 29:27
  Holy. Cow.
• 29:29
  She did the four, so nothing. Yeah, you, you notice that like
• 29:32
  as you're, what were you striking her with again?
• 29:34
  A Glabe. Yeah, my glabe.
• 29:36
  You see that like ice and frost, like splinters off her, kind of
• 29:40
  like falling out of like that. Some of it like fading into the
• 29:43
  darkness of her, like skull holes where a blue fire is
• 29:46
  burning. And she does not seem affected.
• 29:49
  I don't know. It feels like you're carving a
• 29:51
  ice sculpture very slowly. I think what I did was just
• 29:54
  useless. Well, you are just burned.
• 29:58
  I'm weaker than your average skeleton.
• 30:01
  What did the rest of you do? At this point Boneford reaches
• 30:05
  into like his robes and pulls out a scroll and begins reading
• 30:09
  off of it. I'm going to do the 9 violent
• 30:12
  signs of the I'm not the storm so my presence check is 12 so
• 30:17
  that's successful. I get AD 2 lightning bolts which
• 30:22
  is only one, so I arc it past approval towards her.
• 30:27
  How old was Mobius in charge of you?
• 30:32
  He he's been wondering that all the time.
• 30:34
  He signed on after Mobius. So how much damage does that
• 30:38
  feel? Does AD six it's.
• 30:40
  AD 6 all right, so you can roll your D62 minus D8. -6 So nothing
• 30:47
  so as this lightning just kind of like hits and like basically
• 30:51
  goes across her surface but then grounds out to the ground.
• 30:54
  I'd say someone that even like like runs up her antlers and
• 30:57
  shoots into the sky as you hear like a crackling storm.
• 31:01
  That's cool. And as a fire becomes like
• 31:03
  almost like white in her eyes as she locks that with.
• 31:06
  You powered her up. Oh boy.
• 31:10
  I'm just going to empty my bag of marbles underneath her feet,
• 31:13
  like down the steps towards her. She like teleported.
• 31:17
  Yeah, I know. But she moved for a while until
• 31:22
  she didn't. So I'm trying to do this sneaky.
• 31:24
  She obviously does not give a shit about me, but I'm going to
• 31:28
  like, while under my shell, open my bag of 13 marbles and just
• 31:32
  kind of empty them down the stairs.
• 31:34
  OK. Sebastian.
• 31:37
  Sebastian in Home Alone. I think you, I'm going to have
• 31:42
  you remember as long as the battle is happening on the
• 31:45
  stairs, that there is a two and six chance that she will fall on
• 31:51
  them. What about me?
• 31:53
  I'm also on the stairs. Yeah, there's a OK, let's let's
• 31:58
  let's say three and six chance that that she will fall, while
• 32:01
  four to six chance that Rallis will fall or anyone else in the
• 32:04
  party on the staircase I. Love.
• 32:08
  That I love the sixth Chance. That they're, like, my
• 32:09
  favorites. All right, So, yeah, you're like
• 32:12
  shivering claws. You're like letting the marbles
• 32:14
  down there. Still, you feel like you're
• 32:16
  somehow out of her attention span, Sebastian.
• 32:19
  You're not sure why? Because I'm just, I'm a little
• 32:22
  fish, dude. I'm a little crustacean.
• 32:24
  And I have. A shark face.
• 32:27
  I grab my warhammer and I bust open the Earl's skull and start
• 32:32
  chowing down on his brains like your oysters on the half shelf.
• 32:36
  All right, you managed to do so with no problem as his brain or
• 32:42
  kind of like that's that's what you're trying to do.
• 32:44
  You're doing it in the middle of the stone, stone altar, right?
• 32:46
  Yeah. I'm I'm interpreting what she
• 32:49
  said is like they force fed her children to her.
• 32:52
  So she said if I do the same with my kind I can prove myself.
• 32:55
  So I'm just going full cannibal. Yeah, you start doing it as you
• 33:00
  have this feeling, as you're nubbling down on on malnourished
• 33:03
  brains. There's not many of them that
• 33:05
  you've somehow misinterpreted this, damn it.
• 33:09
  But but it's always that was never a bad time to eat
• 33:13
  someone's brains, I guess. Oh.
• 33:15
  Have to use a ration today at least.
• 33:17
  Wolf that. Creative.
• 33:18
  Creative burst when she rolled me another D4.
• 33:20
  See what she's up to now. Oh, God.
• 33:24
  Four all right and AD 6 for see who falls on the staircase.
• 33:27
  In that case, that would be the same as last time.
• 33:30
  Oh, I maybe I. Should roll this one for for the
• 33:32
  witch guy. It's going to be like
• 33:33
  individual. For everyone, Yeah, let's make.
• 33:36
  It individual for everyone I guess so if I move there's.
• 33:39
  A chance of falling. Yeah, she's.
• 33:41
  Launching her head once more towards you braless and you see
• 33:44
  that her antlers are kind of like reaching out, like almost
• 33:47
  they're trying to get you. Is she trippable with the?
• 33:49
  Marbles. Yes, she is as.
• 33:52
  I mentioned previously, OK. What's a?
• 33:54
  Four get me? A four is not enough, it's a
• 33:56
  one. To three.
• 33:57
  Oh shit, sorry buddy. So.
• 34:01
  You can defend yourself again braless that is an. 18 on.
• 34:04
  The die, Yeah, you dodge away. Once more and you see that like
• 34:08
  the marbles kind of like are disappearing like between her
• 34:11
  her feet, about half of them. Now there's a two and six chance
• 34:13
  of you guys falling and as you're moving you can also roll
• 34:16
  the six for you to see if you tumble.
• 34:17
  You got a four. You got. 4:00 You got a four.
• 34:19
  Out of six. Chance of.
• 34:20
  Falling four out of six Chance, yeah.
• 34:22
  So I'll say you take D4 damage as you avoid the attack, but
• 34:26
  stumble and fall downwards on the steps and kind of like slide
• 34:30
  with your feet underneath her Rd.
• 34:33
  Your feet are so cold just upon going there, almost like dry
• 34:37
  ice. Oh yeah, as they're.
• 34:38
  Like they're they're getting. In there and you feel like it
• 34:40
  feels like your toes are immediately dying a hypothermic
• 34:44
  death, at least the tip of them. Oh, they're frostbitten.
• 34:47
  Yeah, Frostbitten. Frostbitten bones.
• 34:49
  So I rolled a. Three for damage.
• 34:52
  Does does my rusty male armor help negate fall damage when
• 34:58
  falling on your ass? What do you guys?
• 34:59
  Think that would have seemed so. Yeah.
• 35:01
  I've seen a full. Battle Rattle and I've.
• 35:03
  Taken quite a few spills, it's true.
• 35:07
  OK, so I get one. Damaged on me, yeah, it busts
• 35:11
  the. Back of your head does you kind
• 35:12
  of like slide down and you just like look down on on her lower
• 35:15
  jaw as it twists and naturally down towards you and I need to.
• 35:19
  Stand up and try to strike on this woman.
• 35:22
  That's a three. I would like to use another
• 35:25
  omen. All right, I'm running low.
• 35:27
  Can one of the others have you run me?
• 35:29
  AZ6 as well. Yeah, son.
• 35:31
  Of a biscuit. That's a six.
• 35:34
  That makes sense as like. The.
• 35:35
  Marbles. Are kind of like clipped back.
• 35:40
  I got an 18 on my. Dammit on my rolling for attack
• 35:43
  though, OK, I want someone else to roll.
• 35:45
  Me AD 6 as well. I'm not going to tell you what
• 35:47
  it does yet. I'll do it.
• 35:49
  You got a one or two. OK, so the strike hits hurt.
• 35:52
  I want you to roll me the minus D 8.
• 35:55
  It's a 3 all. Right, so I I rolled the four on
• 35:58
  my damaged eye, but cancel that one.
• 36:00
  So yeah, you, you strike. At her and you see that like you
• 36:02
  tear like a little slick and her human cloak where it appears to
• 36:07
  have been an armpit. You know there was very thin
• 36:10
  skin tissue right there. Feel like a cold wind blowing
• 36:13
  from inside of there. That's not good and breezy,
• 36:16
  Sebastian. The.
• 36:17
  Marbles worked, they just didn't work the way you.
• 36:21
  I really wish you didn't throw these.
• 36:22
  Marbles down here, bud. God, I don't know what I would.
• 36:26
  Do I'm just a I'm just a frustration just on a vacation.
• 36:29
  I don't know station on a vacation I'm going to.
• 36:35
  Do some awkward squat, scuttling over towards her.
• 36:38
  I've been to the deep depths of the sea.
• 36:40
  I'm used to cold. Maybe I can get close enough and
• 36:43
  without her noticing, I'll use that to move.
• 36:45
  Pretty much my turn. I want to get to a sneaky spot
• 36:50
  behind her or something. All right, give me the guilty
• 36:52
  and see if. You managed to sneak in. 18. 18
• 36:57
  Yeah, you. Manage.
• 36:58
  You, you slide down across the the marbles and you're in the
• 37:02
  snow now behind her, like a little shell, just kind.
• 37:05
  Of squirreling its way over there you notice that the two.
• 37:09
  Thralls by the sleigh are no longer there.
• 37:12
  Oh, I'm. Actually, I'm going to get
• 37:14
  distracted with that sleigh. I'm going to head towards there
• 37:16
  versus her. Good move.
• 37:18
  I'm. Going to die here.
• 37:21
  So. Rugo, what about?
• 37:23
  You weighing my? Options.
• 37:25
  But I think what I'm going to do is ready my shield and wind up
• 37:30
  with the warhammer and wail on bomb fridge.
• 37:33
  OK. Oh.
• 37:35
  God as per my standard. House rule.
• 37:36
  How you choose to solve PC versus PC violence is totally up
• 37:42
  to you. I believe you've tried to go for
• 37:44
  higher highest number previously.
• 37:47
  I would say difficulty rating as a toughness or a guilty plus 11.
• 37:52
  So much portrayal in this. Arc it's great I.
• 37:56
  Love it. The cold gets to you, yeah.
• 37:58
  My my base. I I've had zero modifiers so I
• 38:03
  got a 13 plus. Zero.
• 38:05
  So 13, that's enough and. I showed you that if you roll a
• 38:08
  defense and you get higher than that, you've managed to you
• 38:12
  managed to angle like 22. All right.
• 38:16
  Just. Got your damage?
• 38:18
  Yeah, it's not AD. 10. Not AD 6 and.
• 38:22
  On the world one, so if you've got any armor whatsoever, I do,
• 38:25
  I have. Armor of D2 so I negate one
• 38:29
  damage. You know what team?
• 38:31
  I. I burn an omen to do Max damage.
• 38:37
  I burn an. Omen to try and reduce damage I.
• 38:42
  Managed to negate. Three of it, which I have two
• 38:46
  hit points. So you've managed to cave in his
• 38:49
  skull all. Right.
• 38:53
  Bone for it you're not seeing this coming as you suddenly hear
• 38:56
  like like a nasal kind of like panting over your shoulder and
• 39:03
  as your. Hands are.
• 39:04
  And your are cooling down from the first source of heat that
• 39:08
  you felt in a long time, your fingertips bursting with
• 39:11
  electricity. Something is bursting with
• 39:14
  betrayal right behind you. You guys want to take it from
• 39:17
  there? Yeah.
• 39:18
  So like, yeah. I'm like flexing my fingers
• 39:20
  after that lightning bolt and the last thing that runs through
• 39:25
  his mind is the front of Pruegel's warhammer coming
• 39:29
  through from behind and the face just kind of like clathers
• 39:34
  outward. Comma comma check it.
• 39:36
  Out look what I did almost. Now I eat them.
• 39:46
  And if you look back at Monolith, the four spikes and
• 39:50
  there's like, there's, there's, there's something you're
• 39:52
  missing. You see, like, like rallies
• 39:54
  desperately trying to like, crawl away from underneath her
• 39:56
  robe with a glaive in his hands at the same time.
• 40:00
  As he's kind of like stopping his bone for its nose is like
• 40:03
  hitting his mouth as he gasps for air as he put jokes on it.
• 40:08
  Not literally, but I mean it's gross.
• 40:13
  That's. Fine, because I was going to
• 40:15
  try. And kill her next.
• 40:16
  So yeah, does that take you to? A minus or exactly 0 I don't.
• 40:20
  Trust he was just. Negative.
• 40:22
  Oh dude took. Me negative, yeah, because I
• 40:24
  only have two hit points needed three yeah, I'll say that like.
• 40:27
  Your head is only hanging with left of your head.
• 40:30
  There's only hanging from like burst part of your neck bone
• 40:33
  like an accordion. So what?
• 40:37
  Did what did Calma say to me again?
• 40:39
  Make a pillar? Make.
• 40:40
  A monument, you know it's. Murder season.
• 40:44
  OK, so you got to. Stack our bodies.
• 40:46
  You got to dress your kill. Bro, as you look back, you'll.
• 40:49
  See, like I said, the stone altered for bikes, the dead body
• 40:54
  of early Yopa by by the by the for the monolith, which was
• 40:58
  apparently her prison and she's she strikes again Romeo D4I.
• 41:05
  Guess I'll do it. Since I'm on her side now,
• 41:07
  another. 4. Another four.
• 41:10
  Whenever we roll that one. Excellent.
• 41:13
  And which one of you have the lowest present stat?
• 41:15
  I've got 02. Mine's also.
• 41:16
  Zero. All right, let's see.
• 41:18
  Odds even Swift 2 zeros D6 I got a six.
• 41:22
  I forgot to say who's. Evens.
• 41:24
  I got a four all right. In that case, it's.
• 41:27
  Evens No. You don't.
• 41:29
  Wanna go for this one? So that's you Jake.
• 41:31
  I think I'm over by the. Sled.
• 41:36
  You feel like. The antlers are like coma or
• 41:39
  shooting out some kind of like frost rays that sneaks their way
• 41:44
  into your shell by accident. That she appears to be aiming at
• 41:49
  rallies under her feet. She is still not seeing you, and
• 41:52
  as you're on your way towards sleigh you suddenly feel
• 41:55
  everything going like white and blurry.
• 41:58
  And you can give me a presence check of difficulty rating
• 42:01
  tools. Is this electricity?
• 42:02
  No. No, not me.
• 42:06
  That's not. Great is.
• 42:08
  It ever I'm. Going to take that I got 11.
• 42:11
  Yeah, so you. Feel like something else is
• 42:14
  taking control of your body as you see yourself from almost
• 42:18
  like a third person perspective and damn you look ugly as you
• 42:22
  notice that commas antlers are moving in a direction and your
• 42:27
  body starts moving in that direction.
• 42:29
  Really think whatever that. Yeah, exactly.
• 42:33
  And. You appear to be heading towards
• 42:36
  Prowess. All right, I'm going to scuttle.
• 42:39
  Through my little crustacean wave, clicking my claws.
• 42:42
  Yeah, and you can. Feel that something is is
• 42:44
  controlling your body for D2 rounds, attempting to use it to
• 42:49
  harm browess. Two rounds, all right.
• 42:53
  And next. Up is prowess awesome you?
• 42:57
  See that but. Sebastian is apparently doing a
• 43:00
  little like cheerleading dance for you as walking towards you
• 43:04
  trying to root you on or something.
• 43:06
  Thank you, I'll try my best. Over here.
• 43:08
  Yeah, just his. Eyes are kind of blank, OK, When
• 43:18
  are they not? This demigoddess.
• 43:20
  Is right still next to me? Yeah, still in front of you.
• 43:23
  Get ready to Amazon and. Melt you and I, I.
• 43:30
  I witnessed frugal cave in bumphried skull.
• 43:34
  Yeah, you just. You just had his nose in your
• 43:37
  mouth. Yes.
• 43:38
  OK, I. Taste it OK, I am going to
• 43:42
  swallow. Of course I got no.
• 43:44
  Stomach, of course I swallow. It just falls right through.
• 43:49
  I need to keep attacking. I really hate her freaking
• 43:51
  horns. All right, 13.
• 43:55
  All right, so that's. Enough there's. 6.
• 43:58
  Damage. -2 four damage, you did a thing.
• 44:02
  Four damage. It hurts.
• 44:04
  So you. Kind of like.
• 44:05
  Plant your glave into her. You feel like this black almost
• 44:09
  oil like substance is dripping down in the narrow stream as the
• 44:14
  wind kind of like almost like spastically stops for a second
• 44:18
  and you feel her hatred for you grows stronger.
• 44:21
  Leave on that tracks. Do not let me touch you.
• 44:24
  Just a friendly advice, it will not be good for you.
• 44:31
  Oh yeah. Yeah.
• 44:31
  It will be two rounds from this round, by the way.
• 44:34
  So that means that. So Jake, how does Sebastian
• 44:38
  broach braless being that I'm under some weird?
• 44:42
  Mind control right now. And my last and first thought is
• 44:45
  always hunger. I'm going to do what I usually
• 44:47
  do with my prey and scuttle up to him and then wrap my lobster
• 44:52
  claws around him and bring him into a really good bear hug and
• 44:56
  try to bite down on him with my short teeth.
• 44:58
  So I have two things going on. If I actually physically touch
• 45:01
  him, though, yeah. You feel jealous like.
• 45:03
  Like suddenly these pincers behind you, like about to grab
• 45:07
  onto you and roll out of there. Sebastian.
• 45:10
  Seems really. Encouraging and friendly right
• 45:12
  now so because he's. Trying to approach me.
• 45:15
  Doesn't he have to roll to fall? Oh, that's right, That's a.
• 45:18
  One in six chance. Now I fall.
• 45:21
  Oh great. So.
• 45:23
  Never heard someone. So excited about that like grab
• 45:25
  onto him. You kind of like slide on some
• 45:28
  marbles. Well, it's not you.
• 45:29
  You can all see this in like for a person Ubisoft perspective I
• 45:33
  guess as you kind of like slide and almost hit.
• 45:36
  I would say that rally still has to roll to not get like knocked
• 45:39
  over by it. OK.
• 45:42
  And I'm using another home runner.
• 45:44
  I can't afford to fall right now.
• 45:46
  Fuck me. That's six.
• 45:48
  Yeah, you'll fall on. Tim Does.
• 45:49
  That mean you still manage to do your attack, Jake or no?
• 45:52
  You're like falling but you fall kind of like under him.
• 45:55
  So like you or like you knock him over in the attempt if I
• 45:58
  can't bite him? Sure, but if he's even
• 46:01
  physically near me I'm going to try and touch him.
• 46:03
  He treated his control like he literally.
• 46:05
  Falls over you as you fell on me.
• 46:08
  Oh, I. Got something you got to do,
• 46:09
  buddy? No, no.
• 46:14
  You're going to take D4. Damage which ignores all armor.
• 46:17
  Great on A roll. Of one.
• 46:19
  You are unable to attack the next turn from my shocking
• 46:22
  personality. Oh that's sucks both ways.
• 46:25
  So I rolled 4. Damage, so you take that.
• 46:29
  Kills me. Does that bring you to a zero?
• 46:34
  It's. It's my electric.
• 46:35
  Ooze that you got all over your body, so you just.
• 46:41
  I'm going to be able to puts me out and see bro Oh.
• 46:43
  Fuck, you're broken. I'm broken all right?
• 46:45
  You still might be alive. Yeah, let's roll on the death.
• 46:48
  Table. Oh my God.
• 46:49
  What do I roll with your boat? That's AD 4.
• 46:53
  I told you not to you. Don't want to get it before
• 46:56
  this. Is your guys's fault.
• 46:58
  Pretty much what's. A three give me.
• 47:00
  I mean A2, I love 2. So.
• 47:03
  You will lose a body part somehow in this process.
• 47:06
  I lost an arm. Yeah, how do you lose?
• 47:09
  An arm it just falls off on. Bones.
• 47:12
  Yeah, that's true. And you you're unconscious for
• 47:18
  D4 rounds and wake up with D4HP, Not so bad. 4 rounds.
• 47:22
  Oh fuck. OK, wow.
• 47:23
  And. Three HP OK.
• 47:25
  They're good. Not just kidding, but the odds
• 47:27
  are against you. So yeah, you fall over and like
• 47:30
  we both kind of like tumble down while marbles are like kind of
• 47:33
  like bouncing everywhere. Kalman's eyes are now reaching
• 47:36
  towards Pruegel as you both tumble down.
• 47:41
  And I'll say that the shock Sebastian brings you back as you
• 47:44
  hit against the staircase, some kind of like the pain gives you
• 47:47
  control of your body and sends you back into FPS perspective
• 47:53
  as. As I.
• 47:53
  Fall does my glave impale anyone?
• 47:57
  You know, because I'm just like. Fall into it and then just kind
• 48:00
  of flies out of my hand. Does it one in six chance?
• 48:02
  Okay. So I need to one right?
• 48:05
  Yeah, never mind, it flies. Off and you proof somewhere into
• 48:10
  the snow. Cool.
• 48:11
  In that case bone for it is dead.
• 48:13
  Bruegel I grab. And start dragging him over
• 48:17
  toward the corpse of the Earl, with the intent of stacking him
• 48:20
  on top of him. You drag him over, put him on.
• 48:23
  Top There's two bodies now lying on top of the shoulder at the
• 48:26
  center of the four spikes pointing NE South and West as
• 48:31
  Karma kind of looks to the side, avoiding you for a second as
• 48:34
  there's like something really weird happening by the staircase
• 48:38
  just out of sight right now and rolling in D4.
• 48:42
  See what happens here 2 excellent so she lifts her head
• 48:47
  almost like she's about to like sneeze and the opposite side of
• 48:52
  Sebastian and braless before suddenly jolting.
• 48:56
  It was like huge speed does her whole body just kind of like
• 48:59
  blows through both of them and they fly to each their direction
• 49:04
  as unless they are impaled in Marantha's of course, So you can
• 49:08
  both try to defend yourselves. Well, not Ubrellis, but
• 49:11
  Sebastian can try to defend himself against AD 10 damage
• 49:17
  stand or attack. She's attacking both of you in a
• 49:20
  lump where you are. Oh my lamp.
• 49:23
  Because you're both flying on. Top of each other.
• 49:25
  OK, what's a? 12 give me 12 you managed to.
• 49:28
  Avoid it. Yeah.
• 49:29
  So you you jolt out as you notice Bralis is getting pierced
• 49:35
  on his waist. Bones are kind of like sliding
• 49:38
  down like a little decoration on one of her antlers dealing D10
• 49:42
  damage minus his armor. You could still make it through
• 49:47
  this impossible. Oh, maybe not I.
• 49:51
  Rolled 7. Well.
• 49:52
  Hold on, hold on. Seven damage.
• 49:54
  All right then, with my D4 armor?
• 49:56
  Nope, I'm -1 Oh my God. I.
• 50:00
  Forgot about one. Thing that I was supposed to do.
• 50:03
  Can you keep rolling one of you out roll a D6 every round one of
• 50:06
  you or or lands an attack. So can one of you roll me D6
• 50:10
  please? Thomas Roll AD. 6 Roll D6 one or
• 50:14
  two. And something.
• 50:16
  Happens too, all right. Braless something just well, you
• 50:19
  don't see this, but Sebastian as you're lurching out of out of
• 50:23
  harm's way, so you notice something else is pushing
• 50:26
  braless just aware or maybe very familiar with, well Calma's
• 50:31
  bloodfirsty vengeful ways. It basically saves him, pushing
• 50:35
  him away as his as his thrall jumps into his place and says
• 50:40
  please. And.
• 50:41
  And. This no more as Coleman's antler
• 50:45
  pierces through this roll, spraying his his blood and guts
• 50:49
  like everywhere. The GIMP masked face kind of
• 50:52
  like like creaking backwards as as he rises with her antlers as
• 50:57
  she raises her head again. But I'm not dead.
• 50:59
  Yet you're you're ho anitas. You got a little something right
• 51:03
  there over there. You see the hat as she.
• 51:05
  Turns her head towards you. The head of this roll falls off
• 51:09
  the stairs. Initiative, of course.
• 51:11
  Yeah, everyone's fucking dead. Yeah.
• 51:14
  So we'll just. We're we're just going to say
• 51:16
  we'll do back and forth here. Sebastian, what do you?
• 51:21
  Do boy other than lurching that that is on very characteristic
• 51:25
  of of Sebastian. I think I would do a deeper
• 51:28
  squat and that that ampler. So I I.
• 51:31
  Because I want to still be up there and I'm if she's not
• 51:35
  paying. Attention.
• 51:35
  To me, I'm just going to like scoop up some of my goof and
• 51:40
  fling it off of my lobster claw at her and try to back down the
• 51:44
  stairs a little bit. I'm going to move and attack.
• 51:47
  How do you scoop Goof? Claws I just I.
• 51:50
  Scrape it off. My back.
• 51:51
  Oh. Dear me.
• 51:56
  That's an 8 she likes sway towards.
• 51:58
  Her, but you see that she's like shifting through the snow and
• 52:01
  somehow you thought she was closer than she was.
• 52:03
  Just a defensive mechanism. I do it all the time.
• 52:08
  A lot of your. Exes complain about that one I
• 52:09
  guess. So frugal.
• 52:13
  You have two corpses stacked on top of each other I guess.
• 52:17
  I'm going to go for braless and the the thralls head and try to
• 52:21
  drag them over. All right, you make it down.
• 52:24
  Past comma over to braless as you, but I'm avoiding the
• 52:28
  stairs. I've seen that goes on there.
• 52:31
  All right, so you just like you jump.
• 52:32
  Down into the snow. I mean the platform's pretty
• 52:35
  high up, so it's it's going to take you like a turn to get both
• 52:38
  of them like back up there at best, possibly longer.
• 52:43
  Make me a good to see if we can make it all in one term.
• 52:45
  I mean, it's just a head and some.
• 52:46
  Bones on the stairs, No. I'll just like toss them up
• 52:49
  over. The side and then climb up. 7.
• 52:53
  Yeah, it'll take you like. It'll take you two turns to get
• 52:56
  them up. You notice that as you're like
• 52:58
  dragging the body and the head through the snow there and
• 53:01
  trying to like get them up, you see something in the corner of
• 53:03
  your eye as you see two of these like monstrosities.
• 53:08
  One of them has tongues for antlers and the other one that
• 53:13
  seems to be like crudely attached or like flapping wetly
• 53:17
  and almost like moving at their own will while the other one
• 53:21
  yours to have a set of feet kind of like planted well into eye
• 53:27
  holes and a roaming reaction. For him, that's a 5.
• 53:32
  Another. 5 S 10. Yeah, they turn their heads
• 53:35
  towards. You with hatred, but cannot
• 53:36
  attack until the next round. And that is the end of Google's
• 53:40
  second turn. In that case, yeah.
• 53:42
  Braless. What do you you're not haven't
• 53:44
  woken up yet. You woke up next round, I guess.
• 53:46
  Yes. Yeah.
• 53:47
  I'm continuing. My scuttle mission OK.
• 53:52
  Where are you scuttling? I'm scuttling.
• 53:55
  Towards this, the unprotected slave.
• 53:57
  Yeah. So you get towards.
• 53:58
  The Slave. You think it's made from like
• 54:01
  rib cages, bones, spines, fevers, pinky fingers, etcetera.
• 54:08
  All skeletal and drenched and dried.
• 54:12
  Liza uncured human hide covering something lumpy.
• 54:18
  This feels like a Christmas. Present.
• 54:20
  I'm going to, I'm going to pull that hide off.
• 54:22
  Yeah, You see a. Bunch of human heads falling
• 54:25
  down to your feet? No fish this means.
• 54:27
  Something to me, I'm going to lobster claw my way through them
• 54:30
  looking for something that don't worse somehow you feel like.
• 54:33
  Like this is extremely relevant to something that you can't
• 54:36
  quite figure out. All right, I believe that was
• 54:38
  everyone's turns on this right now.
• 54:40
  Approval, no approval. I've also done.
• 54:41
  OK, cool. So another D4 it is.
• 54:45
  That's a three. But all right.
• 54:47
  Well, just as two of the undead reindeer reconstructed
• 54:53
  abominations have peeked their heads out, you see two more ones
• 54:58
  coming on the other side. I did not prepare for this, so
• 55:03
  let's roll for it. Let me have 2D twelves.
• 55:08
  Got an 11. And a four one of them.
• 55:12
  Has its neck replaced with 30 feet of half and feet intestines
• 55:18
  kind of like wrapped up. So it's head is like a like a
• 55:21
  jack-in-the-box like being pulled after if you see like
• 55:24
  like like feet, fecal matter kind of like coming out from,
• 55:27
  it's like clackering teeth as it's pulling it after it.
• 55:33
  And two more D12. Please for a second one three.
• 55:38
  And a six, three and a six. The other one appears to have
• 55:42
  its teeth replaced by heart, kind of like spread out.
• 55:48
  I don't even know how to freaking describe that.
• 55:50
  It's like heart I guess, holding its jaws open as if like the
• 55:55
  corners of the jaw are disconnected, weird tendrils
• 56:00
  kind of like connecting it and the the heart has a tattoo
• 56:05
  indicating it as belonging to a child killer.
• 56:10
  Yeah. See what the two other reindeers
• 56:12
  does as one of them is pouncing playfully through the snow.
• 56:17
  The two that ascended last last turn towards Sebastian over by
• 56:21
  the sleigh. Sebastian you can defend
• 56:23
  yourself against. That would be the one with feet
• 56:26
  in its eyes AD 6 as it tries to hit you with its antlers.
• 56:33
  I got a 5 so I will. Take this well fuck me.
• 56:39
  I'm down. To One Health IT, we're not.
• 56:42
  Dead. I'm not dead, but this?
• 56:44
  Thing touched me so it gets the goose, it gets the goose and
• 56:48
  it's. Long dead though.
• 56:49
  So what's the effects again? Your skin is slippery with a.
• 56:51
  Conductive. Gel and Shocking charge runs
• 56:53
  through your veins. This can be used as a weapon D4
• 56:56
  which ignores all armor. On A roll of A1, the enemy is
• 57:00
  unable to attack next turn from your shocking personality.
• 57:04
  Oh, interesting. So roll AD 4, then let's see
• 57:07
  what happens. That's four, baby.
• 57:09
  All right, so. That's a four.
• 57:10
  Now you kill it. Describe how this happens.
• 57:12
  It comes kind of like slams you across.
• 57:14
  So like heads are like flying everywhere.
• 57:17
  Some of them even hit the foot up the stairs actually, and
• 57:19
  there's all these little like holes in the snow as if like
• 57:22
  like a war band took a piss or something at the same time.
• 57:24
  So it like jumped in the sleigh. With me charging at me, it
• 57:28
  charged at you while you were. In the sleigh and knocked you
• 57:30
  out of it. It fucking knocks the.
• 57:32
  Sleigh over and tries to jump on top of me and that's when like
• 57:35
  it starts fucking getting all the gel, all the gurus on it and
• 57:39
  it goes and do like a, you know, the fucking epileptic shock and
• 57:42
  then dies. It's it's really disturbing.
• 57:44
  Because as you see it die, it recedes its limbs almost like a
• 57:48
  like a spider when they die, you know?
• 57:51
  Turn their limbs. Inwards and cracks it looks
• 57:54
  extremely unnatural, but some of beamers are not in the place
• 57:58
  they're supposed to be. I don't think any of this is
• 58:00
  supposed. To be second.
• 58:02
  Reindeer goes for it, goes for you the stairs and and and leaps
• 58:08
  towards you. She deserves it, no?
• 58:11
  She doesn't. I think she.
• 58:12
  Only has one HP. Too, you see, like the the
• 58:14
  tongues. On its antlers are flapping in
• 58:16
  the storm, kind of like blowing back chimes, wet and slippery
• 58:20
  and a saliva game straight 18. So you're like dodging?
• 58:27
  Away as you're like on each of your side of this pile of
• 58:29
  corpses. Kind of like trying to trying to
• 58:31
  get an upper one on each other. Yeah, it tries to like launch
• 58:35
  towards you, but accidentally like almost slips on Bratless's
• 58:39
  armor and takes like clumsy steps back.
• 58:41
  Hey, come on, be chill. I'm.
• 58:42
  On your side, This is uncalled for, all right.
• 58:46
  And by that, I believe it is your permanent approval.
• 58:49
  I haul bratless over. To the pile of bodies and toss
• 58:52
  them up here and toss the thralls head up on top too.
• 58:56
  See Helping. Yeah, there's now. 4.
• 58:58
  Bodies on top of each other. You.
• 59:03
  Hear like? Commas, boys, blowing for the
• 59:06
  wind. But you're on to something.
• 59:17
  Murder is definitely involved here.
• 59:19
  So braless you wake up this turn.
• 59:25
  You. Wake up to see.
• 59:26
  Four undead reindeers of various monstrosities and perversions
• 59:31
  launching at your so-called friends.
• 59:34
  I think Brugal is battling one of them far back around the.
• 59:37
  Crustacean just dazed, stumbling around and and I have a thrall.
• 59:41
  Head on my chest. That's right.
• 59:44
  How did I? Get up here.
• 59:46
  What's going on? I want to take the head and
• 59:48
  throw it at Brugal. Why?
• 59:50
  I've done nothing to. You.
• 59:51
  Yeah, but I've watched you. Cave in bump you were.
• 59:55
  Busy. Let's see.
• 59:57
  There's. A try to throw it at approval.
• 59:59
  It's improvised weapon. If you miss, I'll say there's a
• 1:00:02
  three and six chance that something happens and it hits
• 1:00:05
  something else. That's inequity.
• 1:00:06
  Good, good this game. Gives me anxiety.
• 1:00:08
  I want to use my last moment. Because I want to hit approval
• 1:00:11
  with this. Does a 12 make it?
• 1:00:14
  Yeah, 12? Well, what's?
• 1:00:15
  Your what's your guilty? Minus. 1 minus.
• 1:00:20
  One, yeah, you hit. We're rolling a guilty approval.
• 1:00:22
  Let's see that. Is an 8.
• 1:00:25
  D4 damage. Three damage with this.
• 1:00:27
  Head I block it with my. Shield.
• 1:00:31
  Like. The head kind of like rotates
• 1:00:33
  almost like last seconds of a basketball match as frugal
• 1:00:38
  quickly like brings out, brings out her shield and it splinters.
• 1:00:42
  As the head bashes through, it bounces off.
• 1:00:45
  Frugal, your turn. Swing on this motherfucker with
• 1:00:47
  my warhammer. Gave me into the spile.
• 1:00:52
  Gave spin an omen to. Re roll that.
• 1:00:55
  Oh God. Oh.
• 1:00:58
  I'm more afraid. Of Pruegel.
• 1:00:59
  Than anything else. It's still a nine so.
• 1:01:02
  It didn't work. Next turn you the three of.
• 1:01:04
  You got to defend yourself against like 5 opponents, so
• 1:01:06
  that's going to be interesting. I'm on their side.
• 1:01:11
  You see that like they're. Throwing.
• 1:01:12
  These heads around in between these four spikes on top of the
• 1:01:15
  stone altar while Calma is watching them.
• 1:01:18
  See. Jacob understands.
• 1:01:19
  What? Must be done.
• 1:01:21
  But Sebastian just. It's a cross station.
• 1:01:25
  Yeah, I always kind of. Like leave it up to the players,
• 1:01:27
  like clever cleverness and ingenuity and all that stuff.
• 1:01:30
  But it's I have +2 presents kind of bold.
• 1:01:32
  To figure out what the hell I'm supposed to do.
• 1:01:34
  No, we don't do. That shit I sense a lot of.
• 1:01:40
  Danger and I'm I'm very animalistic, so fight or flight
• 1:01:44
  takes over. I'm going to scuttle up towards
• 1:01:46
  the main fight. All right.
• 1:01:48
  Well, there's like. Comma in your way at the stairs
• 1:01:50
  and watching your friends fighting each other to the death
• 1:01:52
  and there's a couple of undead reindeers prancing around around
• 1:01:57
  there. There's also one undead reindeer
• 1:02:00
  comma definitely OK I'm. Going to scuttle under comma and
• 1:02:05
  try to grab her by the inkees. All right, well, by.
• 1:02:09
  By where you would assume that the ankles were at least.
• 1:02:11
  Yeah, I'm going to go under. And bite something.
• 1:02:13
  All right, bite and goo. Jesus.
• 1:02:17
  OK, that's a 14. All right, Roman D6.
• 1:02:21
  Three. So yeah.
• 1:02:22
  You can do a little. Damage minus DA Am I underwater?
• 1:02:26
  Dammit, OK, 4 minus AD 82 so I do 2 damage.
• 1:02:33
  I'm also touching so that's another D42.
• 1:02:39
  So that's four damage total. All right, you've you've
• 1:02:41
  actually made a. Little bit of damage so you bite
• 1:02:46
  into something and you feel like your your shark teeth are kind
• 1:02:49
  of like starting to like freeze and it's OK.
• 1:02:51
  I'll draw a new once in a. Day you.
• 1:02:54
  Oh yeah. OK.
• 1:02:54
  Cool, so they're like, they stick and shatter like glass
• 1:02:58
  against her, but you feel cold lashes of wind against your
• 1:03:02
  shelled face. You turn away and then smack
• 1:03:05
  your clickers, I guess trying to like feel where your teeth were.
• 1:03:07
  And that is everyone, I believe. Reindeer with a heart for a
• 1:03:11
  mouth launches towards you, Sebastian trying to defend that
• 1:03:17
  stag mother. You can try to defend yourself,
• 1:03:19
  that's why. Be it boys.
• 1:03:22
  That's. A 19.
• 1:03:23
  Good. Does it at least touch me or no
• 1:03:26
  one in six chance? 22 No.
• 1:03:29
  So you're like it's. Just like jousting towards you
• 1:03:32
  as you kind of like crap. Walk up the stairs on the
• 1:03:35
  opposite side of the Karma, out of harm's way just keeps
• 1:03:38
  pounding further into the smell. Disappearing out of sight is the
• 1:03:42
  second one up on the altar is right now attempting to attack
• 1:03:47
  Rallis this that's only. A10 all right.
• 1:03:50
  So prepare. To get tongue slap as it tries
• 1:03:53
  to to get you with it's very oral set of antlers dealing D6
• 1:04:00
  damage. Those are the powerful tongues.
• 1:04:02
  2 - 3 nothing. So they're like you feel like a
• 1:04:05
  wet. Slap on your face like you're
• 1:04:08
  being licked by a dozen humanoids at once.
• 1:04:14
  Why are you licking? Me.
• 1:04:15
  Your face. Drenched in saliva as a as a as
• 1:04:19
  a they flap on and it wasn't still gripping.
• 1:04:22
  If I had nerve endings, I would. Hate this, the two other.
• 1:04:25
  Ones are attempting to get upstairs clumsily around common,
• 1:04:31
  which takes a step back and I'll say marbles.
• 1:04:36
  They're. Gone.
• 1:04:37
  There's. 11 going for Perugal and one going for Browse.
• 1:04:44
  No way, Sebastian. Is in the way as well, actually,
• 1:04:46
  as you understand, for Sebastian in that case.
• 1:04:48
  One for brutal, one for Sebastian.
• 1:04:50
  No, the two heroes. Yes, that's. 19. 1:00 and 6:00.
• 1:04:54
  Chance they touch me. Yeah, sure.
• 1:04:58
  It's kind of like. Almost like gets stuck in its
• 1:05:01
  own neck intestine thing as its head is like between its legs at
• 1:05:06
  the moment as it stumbles and falls on the staircase, getting
• 1:05:10
  wrapped up in a very common burden.
• 1:05:13
  The other one going for approval.
• 1:05:14
  Yeah, I, I don't. I, I failed, and then I burned
• 1:05:17
  my last oomment to reroll and I failed again.
• 1:05:19
  OK, these six damage, yeah, I've been -4 there's.
• 1:05:26
  Nothing I can do. Because it well, that's your
• 1:05:28
  damage role, right? Yeah, Romeo D6.
• 1:05:31
  To see if this fall takes your place, there's two and six
• 1:05:33
  chance Come on baby, that's. The one.
• 1:05:37
  Yes. So you see a.
• 1:05:38
  Circle death approaching towards your face as the last reindeer
• 1:05:43
  is launching towards you as suddenly you smell the stench of
• 1:05:48
  fear and submission as a frail and beaten body full of like
• 1:05:53
  anther stabbing wounds and jumps in front of you and gets totally
• 1:05:59
  wrecked almost being like split apart like a bag of chips.
• 1:06:04
  Hey. Thanks.
• 1:06:05
  Guts spreading everywhere as as a silent gratitude 2.
• 1:06:12
  OK. You can hear two more undead
• 1:06:14
  reindeer rising up on the horizon, and it is your turn
• 1:06:18
  again. Just relish.
• 1:06:20
  We're so close. To finishing this, I don't know
• 1:06:23
  the puzzle, I don't know the. Answers you just got to
• 1:06:26
  distract. The crowd so Walt can do his
• 1:06:28
  thing. Walt's Walt's evil.
• 1:06:30
  Now, yeah, but you only hate things that.
• 1:06:32
  Have antlers I feel like. I feel like your hatred.
• 1:06:35
  Of the antlered kind would distract you from me.
• 1:06:37
  At this point you'd be like. Yo dear, come get me.
• 1:06:41
  Bitches. And they'd be all like, oh, fuck
• 1:06:43
  that guy. And they'd all focus on him for
• 1:06:44
  one round until he dies and then come after me again and
• 1:06:47
  everything's fine. I'll say that sounds like a
• 1:06:49
  president's. Check OK from who for what?
• 1:06:52
  That's a natural term. Oh.
• 1:06:54
  My. God, waste of a presence.
• 1:06:56
  Oh my. God if there was.
• 1:06:57
  Ever a time guys, this might be a first one.
• 1:07:00
  How do you? Distract.
• 1:07:02
  All three reindeers at once. Rallis you like look at Peruval.
• 1:07:06
  Somehow there is a there. There is like a change of
• 1:07:10
  demeanors in your eyes and you. Realize that like.
• 1:07:14
  She's doing something and it might save your life.
• 1:07:16
  That's that's what you get from. America 20 I want to.
• 1:07:19
  Grab Grub's head, jump onto this Bobby standing on it, and then
• 1:07:24
  get over here all you, dear. You're going to end up just like
• 1:07:27
  this guy. See this?
• 1:07:28
  This is what you throw the head at them?
• 1:07:31
  Yeah, They they're. Greatly angered at first,
• 1:07:34
  they're like running towards the head, see if it's all right
• 1:07:38
  before. Kind of like licking it and
• 1:07:39
  smelling it and sniffing it before all their heads kind.
• 1:07:43
  Of like. Look up at you.
• 1:07:44
  Perfect synchronization as tears of blood starts flowing down
• 1:07:49
  their eyes and. I'll say they're.
• 1:07:51
  Totally distracted and like only attack you the next round.
• 1:07:54
  I want to reward you in some other way for natural 20, but I
• 1:07:58
  don't know how you could reward me with my death.
• 1:08:01
  Give him, give him an omen back. Dude, I'll say that.
• 1:08:04
  Like. Even like your difficulty rating
• 1:08:06
  against them because they're so recklessly going to attack you.
• 1:08:09
  It's going to be lower to A10 next quarter.
• 1:08:11
  OK, cool. You you have them in.
• 1:08:13
  Your palm. You're hurting them, so to stay.
• 1:08:16
  Yeah, well. They will actually be.
• 1:08:18
  All five of them because there's two others who are just fellows.
• 1:08:22
  So it's it's you guys turn again.
• 1:08:23
  I'm I'm still. Trying to shimmy on under and
• 1:08:27
  grab me some inkies and use my next set of teeth and okay.
• 1:08:33
  I. Got a time?
• 1:08:34
  You got a time? Well.
• 1:08:35
  It's easy enough because you're right there with her.
• 1:08:37
  Like she's, she's very slow and easy to hit.
• 1:08:40
  It's she's she's literally Dr. attempt to hit and I've been
• 1:08:43
  hugging those. Ankeys the whole time?
• 1:08:45
  Yep, you keep gnawing at them like.
• 1:08:47
  Dust pepper, man, I want an ice spring in your face.
• 1:08:51
  Yeah, you see. That like the.
• 1:08:52
  Goo kind of like, almost like acid washes a stain of of her
• 1:08:56
  cloak for a second as she looks. Yeah, I've been all over.
• 1:09:00
  This summer bitch just fucking click clacking around and biting
• 1:09:03
  at her. Ankeys click clacking and snake
• 1:09:05
  snacking. Yep.
• 1:09:07
  She looks down. At you and you feel that
• 1:09:09
  something very vengeful and then I'm going to look up and racing.
• 1:09:16
  Just make a bunch of battle. Sounds all right.
• 1:09:18
  Whatever crustaceans sound like, I don't know.
• 1:09:19
  So Bruegel. You realize that that braless is
• 1:09:23
  doing something. Even though he is attracting the
• 1:09:26
  deer towards the altar where you're also standing on top of
• 1:09:29
  the bodies, you are still somehow his his understanding
• 1:09:34
  what you're doing and so how tall.
• 1:09:37
  Are the Spears again if an average sized?
• 1:09:40
  Man would reach his arm up, he could.
• 1:09:43
  He could touch the tip of them. I feel like I'm supposed to
• 1:09:45
  impale. The bodies on the Spears, I
• 1:09:47
  think you're on to something. I'm going to.
• 1:09:48
  Grab the thrall. Head and like slam dunk it up on
• 1:09:52
  one one of the Spears. You pick up the head and toss
• 1:09:57
  it. There's like quite a few
• 1:09:59
  additional heads here too, as as they were like slammed
• 1:10:01
  everywhere earlier and Sebastian was knocked off the sleigh.
• 1:10:05
  Slam it on like a shish kebab. It feels weirdly warmed to touch
• 1:10:09
  as you see warm blood dripping down the spike itself as its
• 1:10:13
  eyes start glowing and the heads start screaming in pain.
• 1:10:17
  Neat. All right, I know what.
• 1:10:19
  I'm doing for the next three rounds.
• 1:10:20
  OK, we're all going. To die so.
• 1:10:22
  Bradley, you are realizing? That all of the deer are moving
• 1:10:25
  towards the altar as you didn't move out of the way from it when
• 1:10:30
  you started hurting them. And they start like desperately
• 1:10:34
  from down below, just like trying to like stand on their
• 1:10:37
  hind legs, some of them probably being.
• 1:10:40
  Like hands. And some of their hips are like,
• 1:10:43
  like human spines. So it's very like, janky and
• 1:10:45
  stop motion, like as they try to bite and stab you with their
• 1:10:50
  antlers and you can defend yourself. 6 * 6 yeah.
• 1:10:57
  No 55. Times, that is, yeah, because
• 1:10:59
  two or two arose, Sebastian killed one, and there were three
• 1:11:02
  left D. 10 So all right, well. That was a 10.
• 1:11:07
  That's nineteen. That's I failed once, failed
• 1:11:11
  twice, failed three times. How dead am I?
• 1:11:16
  3D Sixes. But you have armor.
• 1:11:20
  Yeah, let's see. Oh shit.
• 1:11:24
  That's 11. I'm so fucking dead.
• 1:11:27
  How much are 11? Yeah. 4.
• 1:11:29
  D4 so I only. Have three health.
• 1:11:32
  Two. That's six.
• 1:11:34
  That's 10. Do you?
• 1:11:38
  Just take one. So take.
• 1:11:39
  One damage. I'm going to say that they've
• 1:11:42
  managed to. Pull you off the altar with
• 1:11:44
  their teeth and kind of like get ready to like munched up on you
• 1:11:47
  and I want you to obtain this picture of like how you how all
• 1:11:50
  your training as an inquisitor. What does this look like as
• 1:11:53
  these monstrosities are trying to rip you apart and you somehow
• 1:11:56
  resist so I'm. Like just kind of rolling in the
• 1:12:00
  snow and every time I stop, there's a there's a deer in my
• 1:12:05
  way. I catch a hoof and I roll away,
• 1:12:07
  catch another hoof, roll away. There's three hoofs getting
• 1:12:11
  caught. There's there's.
• 1:12:12
  Tongues. Intestines for a place with
• 1:12:16
  children's fingers, bones exactly spraying on you while
• 1:12:20
  you're in the middle of them and they do stomp you quite a few
• 1:12:23
  times. So it is like it is a it is a
• 1:12:26
  violent flashes of heavy hits towards your head and your your
• 1:12:30
  undead body. You wish these bones somehow
• 1:12:34
  didn't feel pain anymore. You don't think there was just
• 1:12:36
  things? Yeah.
• 1:12:42
  It's comma's turn. Fuck.
• 1:12:44
  So roll AD four. I'll do.
• 1:12:46
  AD. Four this time friendly 4 feel
• 1:12:49
  like stops and. Looks at you, turns away from
• 1:12:53
  you, moving towards Sebastian as she reveals these sets of teeth
• 1:12:59
  that also have little antlers on them.
• 1:13:01
  I bear my shark teeth at her. And you can defend.
• 1:13:07
  Yourself if she tries to like, snap at you.
• 1:13:10
  Oh fuck. I'm using my Omen. 12 that is.
• 1:13:15
  Enough you, you, you feel like like as she's launching towards
• 1:13:18
  you, a cold wind that's like almost like striking out of her
• 1:13:21
  mouth. And you feel like you've just
• 1:13:24
  evaded a fit of hypothermia as you jump into the snow and she
• 1:13:28
  moves away from the stairs and now leaving it open and it is
• 1:13:32
  your turn. Sebastian, is this where you run
• 1:13:34
  away? No, I'm.
• 1:13:35
  I'm. I'm still right at her Anky's.
• 1:13:37
  I'm. I'm fighting for my life here.
• 1:13:40
  I'm going to bite at her, Anky's.
• 1:13:43
  I got a 2. Do I manage to at least touch
• 1:13:46
  her in this scenario? Three to six chance, all right.
• 1:13:50
  I like these. Little Sixers, we're getting 5.
• 1:13:52
  What's that do for me? Nothing.
• 1:13:55
  So you're like you're you're tossing.
• 1:13:58
  Yourself like. Away from her, she almost grazes
• 1:14:02
  the tip of your pincer, but close but no cigar.
• 1:14:05
  That's usually how close for me. And approval.
• 1:14:08
  What do you do? Another head on a stick all.
• 1:14:10
  Right, this one. Screams just slightly more nasal
• 1:14:14
  voice as also blood is dripping down its cheeks.
• 1:14:19
  It's almost like a choir that's growing.
• 1:14:21
  Sounds like there's more voices than the two heads that are
• 1:14:24
  there. They're begging for it to stop.
• 1:14:26
  Like a pain you have yet to experience.
• 1:14:29
  You wish you, you hope you never did it.
• 1:14:31
  Oh, sucks to be you you. Go off after another heads.
• 1:14:34
  And that commas. Hatred is definitely not
• 1:14:36
  directed towards you right now. Yeah, but I got this fucking
• 1:14:40
  brain. Deer to deal with braless.
• 1:14:43
  Yeah. I got 5.
• 1:14:45
  Reindeer by. Me if you want to avoid.
• 1:14:47
  Getting hit the next round, you're going to have to get out
• 1:14:49
  of this pickle that you found yourself in.
• 1:14:51
  I would like to run. And kind of spring off one of
• 1:14:55
  these deer, not impale myself on, but you know, use them as a
• 1:14:58
  springboard and throw my body into calm.
• 1:15:02
  You're going to get a check in that case.
• 1:15:04
  Oh fuck. That's a. 19, that's good.
• 1:15:07
  That's a 19 alright. Son.
• 1:15:09
  Take take it away there. Michael Jordan So.
• 1:15:12
  I just run and I plant my feet like ninja assassin style just
• 1:15:18
  bouncing off 2 deer and fly through the air towards coma in
• 1:15:23
  full. Male armor man yelling I'm just
• 1:15:27
  bones. I'm bones, but my bones are
• 1:15:29
  heavy. Damn, I need to crash down onto
• 1:15:33
  the altar looking down at down at the reindeer which are are
• 1:15:37
  now trying to they climb on top of each other to get on to the
• 1:15:41
  altar, which looks as cute and ridiculous and disgusting.
• 1:15:48
  Yeah, the reindeer are trying to make it up help it as assisting
• 1:15:51
  one another. And you see one of them as kind
• 1:15:53
  of like body is up there, but it's head is like still down in
• 1:15:57
  the snow with the intestines as it's trying to make a blind kick
• 1:16:01
  at you. So it's still ADR kind to
• 1:16:03
  defend. Browse.
• 1:16:04
  Oh my God, I'm so good, buddy. No, I'm.
• 1:16:09
  Sorry, why did you say? That.
• 1:16:10
  Yeah, you had to go ahead. And Jason, thanks.
• 1:16:13
  That's tonight, all right. And D4 damage minus your armor,
• 1:16:17
  you're good. I negated it.
• 1:16:21
  Yeah, it kicks. Into your armor, pushing you
• 1:16:23
  backwards and slamming into approval.
• 1:16:25
  Who's busy putting the heads on the spinners.
• 1:16:29
  And yeah, you also hear that the infernal screens of victims who
• 1:16:34
  will be in pain internally. And the other reindeers are
• 1:16:37
  trying to get up the stairs, one of them going for.
• 1:16:42
  Let's see, I'll say, like to get to you.
• 1:16:45
  Two of them. Tried to have a go at Sebastian.
• 1:16:48
  Two of them. Yeah, oh, Jesus Christ, it was a
• 1:16:52
  12. Yeah, the.
• 1:16:54
  Omens too. That's a six.
• 1:16:56
  That's. AD 6.
• 1:16:57
  Damage as it tries to slam its antlers.
• 1:17:01
  You're broken. Hold on, I'm broken but.
• 1:17:03
  He also touched me which is fuck.
• 1:17:06
  I did two damage back to that reindeer but I am currently
• 1:17:10
  broken rolling D4. Three in D2.
• 1:17:14
  Hours you're going to. Die.
• 1:17:15
  You're bleeding out on the last hour you have to beat AD 16
• 1:17:20
  toughness to not die and on the final hour it will be a
• 1:17:24
  difficulty rating of 18. So I'm unconscious and.
• 1:17:27
  Bleeding out? Yeah.
• 1:17:28
  How does this happen? One of them manages.
• 1:17:31
  To. Slice me with their awkward Dick
• 1:17:33
  gantlers or something. And I catch.
• 1:17:37
  A venereal disease all they also they they also catch 1 for me.
• 1:17:44
  Yeah, you're like, they start like.
• 1:17:45
  Stomping and biting at you, Yeah, no longer can take it.
• 1:17:50
  I. Go into like hibernation shell
• 1:17:52
  mode just bleeding. Out.
• 1:17:55
  In that case that. Leaves two reindeer left, who
• 1:17:58
  are pouncing up the stairs towards Rallis.
• 1:18:00
  Good, I'm. Good, hit the V6.
• 1:18:05
  As it tries to chomp you with its finger teeth 2.
• 1:18:09
  Minus. Two cancel it out, lucky or not,
• 1:18:12
  and I only have two HP's. So did Karma did.
• 1:18:15
  Karma act this round yet? No.
• 1:18:18
  OK. D4. 1.
• 1:18:21
  We're actually going to like, freeze.
• 1:18:22
  It there as Roll me toughness check dollars 15.
• 1:18:26
  You manage to. Restrain as you feel like it
• 1:18:29
  feels like your brain is about to be pulled out of your nose.
• 1:18:31
  I don't have a brain as you. Like.
• 1:18:34
  Realize that your. Just bones and it's all fine,
• 1:18:36
  actually. And I assume brutal.
• 1:18:41
  Is jabbing another head on head #3 head #3 they're all
• 1:18:45
  screaming. You're so close and there is one
• 1:18:48
  spike electric what to do with your last term rallies so the
• 1:18:52
  the spikes are. They actual like Spears or they
• 1:18:55
  just they're wooden Spears, yeah.
• 1:18:57
  OK, can I grab the? Spike with no head and throw it
• 1:19:00
  at her. Can I Pierce her flesh with?
• 1:19:03
  The spike I assume you could try it.
• 1:19:05
  I would love to, I don't think. This is what?
• 1:19:07
  Oh boy. It would make her very.
• 1:19:09
  Angry and I hate her guts. No, you're the worst.
• 1:19:11
  Person to have a. Live help improval with all of
• 1:19:13
  this, but I'm not helping. And that's what I'm saying.
• 1:19:16
  She wants the she wants the human head, and I hit her guts.
• 1:19:21
  All right, roll. Guilty.
• 1:19:23
  Nice. Fuck me.
• 1:19:25
  That's a That's a six. You realize that the spear is.
• 1:19:28
  Pretty frozen. And as you try to, like, pull it
• 1:19:30
  off, you realize that your fingers are now frozen to the
• 1:19:33
  spear itself, even though they're just bones as you're
• 1:19:36
  like, OK. Who's turn now?
• 1:19:41
  Now it is. The deer and all those guys
• 1:19:44
  again, Rallis, protect yourself against How's that work when I'm
• 1:19:48
  kind of. Frozen to this bowl?
• 1:19:49
  Oh yeah, that's right. I'll.
• 1:19:50
  Say it's you're going to have to be to 16 to defend yourself.
• 1:19:55
  You might as well just get a 20, yeah?
• 1:19:56
  You got to like, use your feet 13. 1913 So I take 2 All right,
• 1:20:02
  let's see the. Damage of the roles that made it
• 1:20:05
  so that's nine. Damage.
• 1:20:07
  Hold on, that's six damage I can still survive.
• 1:20:11
  I'm broken. I'm broken.
• 1:20:14
  Again. Then.
• 1:20:16
  Roll. Your.
• 1:20:17
  Def safe. What's A1?
• 1:20:19
  Unconscious for deep deform. Around so they're like they're
• 1:20:21
  using a punching bag as you're standing there just like hitting
• 1:20:24
  you like from all directions my my hands.
• 1:20:27
  Are just frozen and I'm just laying their limp now as it
• 1:20:30
  knocked you the. Fuck out for B4 rounds, you feel
• 1:20:35
  it. All goes.
• 1:20:36
  Black, as I assume you see Perugal picking up one more head
• 1:20:40
  climbing on top of your shoulders.
• 1:20:42
  I guess I have no choice. Yeah, and what do you say to?
• 1:20:46
  Perugal before it goes black and she was about to plant the last
• 1:20:49
  head on this beer. Hurry up and go fuck.
• 1:20:52
  Up those deer. Everything goes black.
• 1:20:55
  For you, Sebastian, you wake up and see that like almost like at
• 1:21:01
  a cork, the lines on the reindeer are standing by each
• 1:21:05
  side of the stairs as comma is moving up at the last head is
• 1:21:10
  punctured by a spike comma. Look, I did it.
• 1:21:16
  We're cool though, right? She looks down.
• 1:21:19
  At you with confusion and I feel like the wind is like easing
• 1:21:22
  down and she tilts her head but why?
• 1:21:26
  Why subject? Well, I mean, you told.
• 1:21:32
  Me to and I'm going to be honest, these guys were Dicks
• 1:21:36
  can. We go firstly right now.
• 1:21:42
  She like. Reaches.
• 1:21:43
  Up again and kind of like you have a show.
• 1:21:46
  Well, there is one more. Somewhere.
• 1:21:50
  In that weird little frozen. Furthest frozen.
• 1:21:56
  Wow, Winter terminal shelf. You can leave.
• 1:22:01
  You can set for. Elsewhere now.
• 1:22:04
  You see what like can I just come with?
• 1:22:06
  You. She turns around and.
• 1:22:07
  Like moves down the steps as she's kind of like ignoring you
• 1:22:11
  and she just hovers down into the snow with the sleigh as if
• 1:22:15
  the winter fades. Ralph and Sebastian you're
• 1:22:18
  you're both kind of like getting to the altar at the end.
• 1:22:21
  There's like Peruva is standing there looking for Calma.
• 1:22:24
  I wake up. I was only.
• 1:22:27
  Down for one round. Oh yeah, that's right.
• 1:22:29
  Yes. You wake up like as Calma is on
• 1:22:31
  her way away into the storm. Wait, don't leave me here with
• 1:22:34
  them. And she fades.
• 1:22:37
  Out of sight, just as you're like almost ready to like make a
• 1:22:40
  blind exhausted punch out her. Damn it, Sebastian.
• 1:22:44
  What are you doing? I'm sadly.
• 1:22:46
  Clicking towards Prue Gold, hoping that she'll fucking fix
• 1:22:49
  me out because I'm broken. Bleeding out.
• 1:22:51
  What the hell am I going? To do, you're going to bash his
• 1:22:55
  head in because. That's what she did to everyone.
• 1:22:58
  Else I just. I'm just trying to signal that
• 1:23:00
  I'm still. Alive I.
• 1:23:01
  Pat you on the head. What's that, little buddy?
• 1:23:04
  And so Pat. Jen.
• 1:23:07
  You want a ration. You have fish, no?
• 1:23:11
  There's no sign of Tunella. Unless the storm settles.
• 1:23:14
  No sign of the cabin, no sign of the rift, no sign of anything.
• 1:23:18
  Just a white homogenic endless plane of frozen misery.
• 1:23:24
  But damn. It as you're standing.
• 1:23:26
  There. Brutal.
• 1:23:28
  And Sebastian, you're like gasping for water.
• 1:23:31
  I guess you're you're trying to to sit up your old pulse free of
• 1:23:35
  you feel so terribly lost as you notice that a large shadow
• 1:23:43
  approaches with a giant step you he'll hear heavy breathing as a
• 1:23:48
  terrible stench of dead flesh comes from above another.
• 1:23:56
  Tidbit for my Stew, I suppose. And as a giant.
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  Impact slams into you from above.
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  What it all goes? Black.
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  At some point, you might wake up with the worst migraine of your
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  life, straight from most of your equipment, and the sound of
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  moans and rattling chains as it does.
• 1:24:18
  I look at Braless and I say fuck you and I look at Sebastian and
• 1:24:22
  say fuck you and then I point at Balmford and said that's going
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  to get infected. Well, Daniel?
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  Is there anything you'd like to plug here?
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  Yeah, black. Anthers is going to be out in
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  stores by the end of the summer as winter is approaching us and
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  you can also die in the snow in late September and October.
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  You'll be able to find both the PDF, the Zine, and the deluxe
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  bundle from Exalted Funeral's web store or hopefully a brick
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  and mortar store near you. You can find me on Daniel
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  Harrilla dot H dot IO or on Twitter.
• 1:25:00
  As Daniel Harrilla, I'll be looking around the World
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  Standard Discord. Well, for sure, I'm sure you'll
• 1:25:05
  find me making some inappropriate jokes there.
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  Thanks so much for having me. We're glad to have you.
• 1:25:10
  Daniel, it's been a lot of fun. It was a blast to play with you
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  again. Yeah, I know that this was.
• 1:25:15
  A This was a blast. I don't know what I'm going to
• 1:25:16
  spend my Sundays doing after this.
• 1:25:19
  Too freaking cool. And I feel like it's mostly not
• 1:25:22
  because I want to promote the adventure.
• 1:25:24
  I just want to, like, play freaking play more of you guys.
• 1:25:26
  Yeah, for sure. All right, I'm going to end this
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  recording. Because I have the this.
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  Hey everybody, Kevin at. The end of the episode This
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  episode features the adventure Black Antlers by Daniel Carlson
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  with Levi playing Bratless, the Capcom St. by the Cootie, Jake
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  playing Sebastian, the Blighted Merman by Chuck M June Thomas
• 1:26:28
  playing Bomprid, the Death Witch by Bracking the Cloud, and Walt
• 1:26:32
  playing Frugal, The Knock Decks by Strega Wolfandberg.
• 1:26:34
  And a special thanks to Daniel Carlson for running his
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  adventure Black Antlers. Check out all these cool things
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  No, this is not. I don't want to die.
• 1:27:30
  Like this. I went through all of that, but
• 1:27:33
  I'm patched up, right? Otherwise I'm going to die on
• 1:27:36
  the way there. I had a friend in high school.
• 1:27:43
  That would just carry bacon around in his shirt pocket and
• 1:27:46
  just like randomly pull a piece out and eat it in class.
• 1:27:49
  I have a friend. Who would put peanut?
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  Butter on his stuff there. Like that, it's me.
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  I quit the show. Those poor.
• 1:28:02
  Dogs. Boner Reindeer.
• 1:28:07
  Gangbang. That should be the name of the
• 1:28:09
  episode so we can use Boner. That's copyright Ninja Board.