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Romeo In The Morning 5-27-26 · Romeo In The Morning

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Speaker 1: That was going on everybody as Romeo today. We got
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into a couple of things. You guys remember the hustleman guy.
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You guys remember the guy that had the hookup for everything.
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You needed a black box, maybe you needed some furniture.
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I don't know what you need to remember that guy.
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They don't have that guy anymore, the guy walking around
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the parking lot selling perfume.
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Speaker 2: Does that guy still exists?
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Speaker 1: We also talked a little bit about school since schools
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getting out, What was your best school memory?
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Speaker 2: Let's get going.
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Speaker 1: Talking about first date foods. A guy was talking about
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the fact that he went on a first date and
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the girl who went on a first date with ordered,
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you know, one of the most expensive things are the
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most expensive thing on the menu, and it kind of,
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you know, you kind of ask the question when you
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go on a date, especially a first date, does what
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the person orders?
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Speaker 2: Does it matter?
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Speaker 1: I mean he was asking the question does it matter?
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I mean, I don't know when you have you ever
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gone on a first date? And do you do you
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look at what somebody else orders? Or do you not care.
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Speaker 3: That?
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Speaker 1: Is there a red flag there? Or I don't know,
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Good morning? How what's going on?
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Speaker 4: Okay, So I feel like this, if a guy's gonna
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be talking crap about a woman and what she orders
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of her meal, like say she ordered a steak, he
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should invite her to go eat.
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Speaker 5: Period.
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Speaker 4: Then okay, okay, in a way it's good so he
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can know, like, hey, this bro, she's really expensive on
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you know, it's time to take her out to eat,
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you know. So in the way it's good so he
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can know, like, you know, she likes expensive meal. And
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if and if he's going to be talking crap about her,
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he should not even invite her to go eat and
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take her to stop books, fair enough, Okay, alright, alright, I.
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Speaker 1: Mean, look, there's arguments to be made on both sides. Okay,
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a guy shouldn't be a guy should understand what he's
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getting himself involved in with the type of woman that
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he's taken out, all right. He should know what her
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budget or how she lives. I mean, you should know
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the type of woman that you're taking out, right, whether
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she's a little higher end or whether she's a little
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lower end. But at the same time, if you flip it,
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if you flip it to the other side of it,
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should a woman be well see that's the thing if
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you see Yeah, I mean, should she be ordering the
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most expensive thing? Well, if she's used to it, then yes.
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If she's not used to it, then.
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Speaker 2: Is that the question? Or does it matter? Already?
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Speaker 1: Four two pot four or seven to seven? So a
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guy was texting. I guess he went out on the
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first day with a girl and he thought the meal
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shouder was very expensive. He didn't know, Uh, he didn't
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know what to think about that, And I guess it
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kind of goes both ways.
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Speaker 2: Is it a red flag? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe unless she's used to that. I mean someone
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when are used to that already? Four two pot four
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or seven seven and uh, well a lot of guys
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will say, well, I'm is she just ordering the most
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expensive thing to take advantage or I mean, I don't know, Hey, Romeo.
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Related to the topic, is it a red flag that
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you that a male date a man orders a casadea
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for dinner, No meat, no hot sauce, plain old case adea.
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I felt like I was on a date with a child.
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You should have ordered the kids menu. Yes, that's weird. Yes,
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that's absolutely one hundred percent weird.
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Speaker 2: How old was the dude?
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Speaker 1: That's what I want to name, but yes, no, that
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is totally a red flag.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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Speaker 6: So a guy.
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Speaker 2: Texted he was talking about what is a first date?
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What she ordered?
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Speaker 1: He thought it was too expensive? Most expensive thing, right,
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And it does beg a question because somebody else just
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said and says, she went out on a date with
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a man who just ordered a plain Casadia, no meat,
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no che or, no sauce, nouhe just a plain case
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of deal. Was asking me, oh, he was thirty seven
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years old. The dude that did that, Yeah, Casadia, no meat,
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no hot sauce, just a play in Casadia, thirty seven
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years old.
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Speaker 2: Is that a red flag?
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Speaker 1: I think it is, But it does kind of asked
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the question, right, what does it say about somebody on
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what they order on a first date? Does that say
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anything about a male or female what they eat on
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the first date?
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Speaker 2: Does that change? Uh? Can you read something into that?
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Speaker 1: I would definitely read something into a thirty seven year
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old dude ordering a playing case of DA on a
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first date. There's that's childlife, so that is uh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: I would read something into that.
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Speaker 1: A girl ordering steak and lobster on a first date,
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I don't know. It depends on who she is is right.
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She might be a she might be that kind of girl.
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You know, she might be a higher end you know,
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she's used to she's used to eating that. Or she
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might be someone who who doesn't get that very much.
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I mean, it just depends. You should know when you
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while with them, right already fourteen about four or seven seven?
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Hey Rome, them big girls? Do you cost a lot
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when it comes to food. That's why I stay with
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the cute petite girls. All excuse me, all they want
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is appetizer than Margarita's. Let me see what big boys
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sent me here. He's got something to say about this,
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Oh Rome, Oh, big boy says he wasn't talking crap,
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he was just asking. Sounds like he paid just probably
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damn first state. High maintenance, Well, it depends on what
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one girl's high maintenance or you know, one guy's high
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maintenance is one one another guy's norm. You know what
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I'm saying. Some women are high maintenance, cost a lot
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for so for other women, they don't call they that's
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their norm, you know, So yeah, already fourteen five four
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seven to seven? Uh, Hey, Rome, It's like when when
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you tell a girl, what what do you like to drink?
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Speaker 2: Or what do you usually drink?
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Speaker 1: And they say nineteen forty two or like the most
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expensive stuff and then they say, but what do you
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like to drink when you're paying for it?
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Speaker 7: All?
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Speaker 8: Right?
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Speaker 1: What did we got here in fortwo five for seven
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to seven?
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Speaker 2: Rome? Maybe the guy, oh, the casadilla guy. What did
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you say here?
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Speaker 1: Some girls said she went out with a thirty seven
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year old man who ordered a Kasadia. No, no me,
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no sauce, nothing, just playing casadia, which is weird by
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the way. Yes, hey, Rome, maybe that guy didn't have
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a lot of money and got something small do the girl.
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The girl could order what she Oh, so the girl
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could order what she wanted. Uh, maybe maybe what's going on?
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Speaker 3: Okay?
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Speaker 9: What's up?
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Speaker 3: Roman?
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Speaker 9: Seahawk Glue Man?
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Speaker 10: Hey, room, So I kind of I agree with what
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you're saying. Man, there's you know, there's some bougie women
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out there and some that are a little more ghetto.
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Speaker 1: Well some boo When you say bougies, that might be
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their normal.
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Speaker 2: It's not boogie. It's bougie to you, it's normal to them.
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Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, well yeah, that's what I'm trying to say.
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Speaker 10: It could be bougie to you, but normal to them. Okay,
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you know, I agree with what you're saying. We also
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have the normal or you in the ghetto, the ones
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that like to drink you know.
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Speaker 8: But wiser every week.
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Speaker 2: Jesus with you.
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Speaker 10: But that's what they like, you know what I mean,
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there's nothing wrong.
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Speaker 2: With that, Okay, yeah, all right.
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Speaker 10: So I think they should look for, you know, someone
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who drinks bud.
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Speaker 1: Life but wisers, and if that's what they want, yeah.
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Speaker 10: That's what they gotta find. I guess they can't afford.
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Speaker 2: You can't afford gotta get out of here. I mean,
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there's uh.
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Speaker 1: I mean, obviously the terminology that Seahawk Lou was using,
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hopefully was for a fact. But yeah, I mean, if
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you can't afford it, you can't afford it. But there
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are some women out there, you know who Lobster and
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steak is a normal meal for them.
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Speaker 2: It's not. It's not something you know, it's not a
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special meal. So yeah, I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Already four for seven to seven, Hey, you up and
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cheese fan talking about dates. Me and my wife orders
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some pricey meals, the messed up thing. She only eats
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a little portion of it and the rest to go,
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and she doesn't eat after that, she throws it away.
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I mean it just pricy meal is a pricey meal.
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Some women's pricy meal is some women's extravaganza. So you
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got to understand that. You know now, the wrong with
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it interests is what it is. But there is something
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to be said about a first date. What somebody orders,
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right or maybe not? A good morn to Rome. On
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a side note, When I first started dating my wife,
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her teenage son which is fourteen, would order the most
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expensive item on the menu. When he would come over
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to my house, I would make him. I would make
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him mow the backyard. After the second time mowing my yard,
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he asked me how come he has he has to
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mow my backyard. I explained to him, if you're going
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to keep ordering expensive items on your menu or on
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the menu, this is the way of pain for that meal.
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After that, he stopped picking the most expensive items on
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the manual. Wow, that's pretty funny, hey, rom If that
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guy ordered a playing casadea that should tell the girl
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about how he is going to be boring and picky. Yeah,
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that's a good point. I mean that does says. Here's
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what's funny. Because we had two conversations going on a
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girl ordering the most expensive thing on the menu on
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a first date with a guy, and a guy, a
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thirty seven year old guy ordering a playing case adea
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on the first date with a girl with a woman. Right,
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so the Casadia says more about the guy than the
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woman who ordered.
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Speaker 2: The most expensive thing on the menu.
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Speaker 1: There, Yeah, I would think the guy that says more
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the guy. What kind of psycho are you to just
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order a playing case idea for dinner?
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Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's a little psychotic, all right.
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Speaker 1: You know one of the things I miss from back
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in the day was you remember you had them shady
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friends who always had something going on, always had a
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hustle going on. You guys probably don't remember Hustleman from
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the Martin Lawrence Show, where he always had he was
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always trying to sell you something, always trying to you know,
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get you involved, get you to spend your money, right
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already four two, four or seven. And I don't think
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they have those anymore. I mean I still have that friend. Okay,
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remember when the guy would show up. You probably don't
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remember this. Back before, when you had the bootleg cable,
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you had black boxes. There was always a guy you
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knew that sold black boxes. You could always find somebody
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in a parking lot selling stuff. You know, when I
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first moved to Bakersfield over on the east side, about
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every other month or every month or so, you'd get
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a semi truck just sitting right there off of not Fairfax,
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off of Mount Vernon, right across from the in that
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dirt parking lot. Oh it's not a dirt parking lot anymore,
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but that dirt parking lot they'd be selling stuff.
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Speaker 2: One time they were selling grandfather clocks. I mean it
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just it just man, that sucks.
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Speaker 1: Now you guys just go to team on TikTok or
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something stupid. You don't have that guy still hustling right
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or that shady friend. Now I have a friend and
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I love him to death. Oh my god, I would
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do anything for him.
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Speaker 2: This fool.
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Speaker 1: Every time I get together with him, he trying to
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get me into something. You know, last month we was
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gonna open a fishing charter. This month, we's gonna, Uh.
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Speaker 2: What did he have? He wanted me to cattle.
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Speaker 1: All I needed was ten grand and I was gonna
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be a cattle rancher and I was gonna This guy
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always got me into doing something we're gonna and it's
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usually it's usually only ever, ever, only gonna cost me
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about ten grand at a time. So apparently he's he
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has a he has a limit, you know, a price
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point ten grand, and he's always trying to get me
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into something. And it's, ah, it's funny. You guys got
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any friends like that?
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Speaker 2: I did.
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Speaker 1: Our shady friends still exist. I don't know already four two, five,
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four or seven. But you remember, you remember you remember
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when you can go get whatever you wanted at the
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parking lot, anything you needed. You need a bedroom furniture,
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you knew a guy in the parking lot that can
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get it for you. Nowadays you actually got to go
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to the store, all right, or no, he just ordered
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off team already? Four two, five, four, seven to seven.
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Do you guys have friends like that? Anybody in your
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life who's still trying to pull a hustle, pull a scam?
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Speaker 12: You're room?
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Speaker 8: What up talking about that? We lost a good friend
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of mine.
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Speaker 13: That's what we were just talking about yesterday.
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Speaker 7: That the cable.
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Speaker 8: Oh man, he was the best hook up. You had
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a cable, you know, back in the day. Yeah, you
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got a.
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Speaker 10: Good but then he had the broken box.
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Speaker 5: You know, we got the.
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Speaker 8: Box, break them, jail break them. Yeah yeah, then you
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jail break your phone. And then it came out with
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the uh the little remotes one of the fire sticks.
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Uh huh he had those and the old guy died.
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Speaker 2: I mean, man, oh that's sad.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, we always had the hook up.
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Speaker 2: Man.
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Speaker 13: I was like, man, I sure been sick. I know
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they got one for streaming.
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Speaker 2: Now, I don't know, does does Hustleman still exist?
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Speaker 9: Right?
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Speaker 2: Are there people still?
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Speaker 3: Do?
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Speaker 1: You guys still got friends that uh, you know, are
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pulling a hustle? You guys still got friends that are
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shady and are trying to hook you up for the low,
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low costa nineteen ninety nine. I mean, I still got
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a friend he's always trying to get me into him.
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Every time I see this guy, he's trying to get
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me into some business venture. I think we're supposed to
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be cattle ranchers. Last month or this month or something
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ten grand we could start raising cattle. I'm like, okay,
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good morning, now what's going on?
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Speaker 2: ROMI?
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Speaker 12: I got one of them friends right now, still still
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still and now he's into cologne and shoes.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 13: The other day he offered me some shoes. They're like,
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there's I can't even pronounce it. Yeah, And he's like, dude,
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are twelve hundred dollars shoes right today?
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Speaker 6: He thought?
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Speaker 12: But I'll give him cheese four to four hundred. I'm
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I'm like, dude, why do I want four hundred dollars shoes?
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And then I asked him, you know, are they real?
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He's like, no, they're not real there, they're knockoffs. But
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I'm like, give me to forty dollars, fifty dollars non play.
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Speaker 2: Four hundred dollars for some knockoffs.
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Speaker 13: That's what I'm saying.
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Speaker 9: But he says, you can never tell unless you put
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them side by side.
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Speaker 8: By the real ones.
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Speaker 9: So I'm like, no, no cologne, the same thing.
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Speaker 12: He's trying to tell me cologne, expensive boat cologne.
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Speaker 9: Do you want to Colone?
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Speaker 11: But it's all knockoffs.
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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie, Rador, Dave. I miss those days.
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I miss the days when I'm walking through the parking
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lot of Kmart and some dudes trying to sell me
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bedroom furniture.
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Speaker 12: I still got homies like that Brome or if you
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need anything, you can contact right today.
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Speaker 9: Because i'll'll plug.
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Speaker 2: You in with it, all right, are they bore two
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by four? Seven to seven? Goodbry know what's going on?
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Speaker 14: Morning?
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Speaker 7: Hey?
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Speaker 2: What's up?
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Speaker 14: So you know you're talking about this. My dad had
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a friend when he was working and he's retired now.
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He owned a rant and then went out there. It's like,
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you know, still cattle, steal cattle, still cattle, like you know,
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for to bring home to up.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, can I tell you something now, About
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three years ago, I'm sitting at the house and my
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buddy calls me. He goes, hey, you want a cow.
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I'm like what He goes, yeah, I'm out here working.
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He worked for some rancher out with some rancher goes, yeah,
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a cow died, and you know, they want to cut
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it up for me.
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Speaker 2: But I'll get I'll bring it to you.
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Speaker 1: I'll get it for you if you want it.
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Speaker 14: Like, oh my god, actually shot it and then it
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came back to light.
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Speaker 2: Welcome. That is so funny.
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Speaker 14: But then it came back to life.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Dad, that's your dad. That's awesome.
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Speaker 1: You know what, I would have took it if I
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knew how to butcher a cow, I would have taken it.
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Speaker 2: But I didn't know how to do that.
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Speaker 14: I mean we had meat. We had meat for like
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a year and a half.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that is so funny. That's awesome. Yeah, thanks for calling.
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That's great. That's great. Already four two, five, four or seven.
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And so you gotta miss those days, right you.
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Speaker 1: I mean, those are the days you will never know
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when you had a shady homeboy, you had a shady friend,
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or you at a you had a hustleman in your
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life that was always trying to get over. You'll just
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you never know, dude, those are the best days you
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have not lived. Till you're going down Mount Vernon Avenue.
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You stop and there is a semi truck trying to
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sell you grandfather clocks. You ain't lived, man, So that
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guy's trying to sell you a grandfather clock.
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Speaker 2: Already four two or seven to seven? Oh man, the
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good old days.
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Speaker 1: Something that you can't find anymore is the guy trying
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to sell you something, the hustleman, the scam artist, the
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get quick rich guy. You know, we used to have
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those in our lives every single day. You couldn't go
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anywhere without having that guy. You know, Hey, I can
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get you those EBT cards. If you want fifty cent dollar,
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I can get them for you. I mean, yeah, I
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get you anything. Already four two five, four seven to seven.
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Speaker 2: Out what's going on?
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Speaker 12: Okay, Romeo, that same shady friend I told you about
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eight months ago. He was in electronics, TV, radios and everything.
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Speaker 7: Okay, So he tells me he has a sixty five
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inch TV.
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Speaker 11: Good pride, she can't beat it.
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Speaker 6: I get this TV, get it home, give.
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Speaker 12: It to my daughter, and it has a Wendy's menu
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on it, and we cannot get this menu off of
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the TV.
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Speaker 13: It stuck permanently a Wendy's menu.
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Speaker 5: So I got to watch out for the shady friends.
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Speaker 1: Oh I love shady friends. I just think it's funny.
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Speaker 11: I like the deal.
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Speaker 12: But tell me how I can get this TV unlocked
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because all we're staring at is a windy all right.
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Speaker 9: Right later, when you figure that out, let me know.
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Speaker 2: Already four two five, four seven to seven.
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Speaker 1: Man, what happened to the shady friend, What happened to
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the hustle man?
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Speaker 2: What happened to the get the get rich quick guy?
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They don't exist no more.
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Speaker 1: Man already four two five, four seven to seven. Back
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back in the day.
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Speaker 2: We all had one. Oh, I mean I still got one.
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Speaker 1: But this guy's trying to get me into eighteen different
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business ventures. Hey, rom I got a buddy that can
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get you anything from home depot half off.
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Speaker 2: You gotta give him a week and he'll get it
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for you. That's funny. I see.
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Speaker 1: You gotta have those friends, man, You gotta have those
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friends that can, that are willing to walk the line
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and cross over the line. Back in the day, they
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were everywhere. Then you didn't even have to have a friend.
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You could just when's the last time you walked through
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the Target parking lot and the Colonne guy rolled up
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on you trying to sell you some cool water or
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a knockoff version of whatever. Already four two five four
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or seven already four two five, four seven to seven. Hey, roam,
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it's called hood service or the hood hookups.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have that no more. I mean, that's
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it's a problem with this world today, no more.
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Speaker 3: I mean.
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Speaker 2: You used to have.
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Speaker 1: I mean, we have shady people, right, we have people
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that would try to scam you in this world today,
20:35
which those guys are just jackasses, all right. Back in
20:37
the day, we had shady people that were trying to
20:39
hook us up. You know, you knew they were pulling
20:42
some shady nonsense, and you knew what you were paying for.
20:46
Speaker 2: But they weren't trying to scam you.
20:48
Speaker 1: They were just trying to hook you up so they
20:50
could get hooked up.
20:51
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. It's just it don't happen
20:55
like that no more.
20:56
Speaker 1: And you know it just it don't happen like that
20:59
no more already four two, five, four, seven to seven.
21:02
Speaker 2: I don't know. You guys still got shady friends.
21:04
Speaker 1: You guys still got a You still got people in
21:06
your life who are always trying to, you know, get
21:09
one over, and not necessarily on you. They're getting over
21:12
on the man, They getting over on somebody. You know,
21:16
like all of the different thing free cable. How you
21:19
get free cable now? Oh maybe don't et nobody have kids,
21:23
you know, I guess the shade. The craziest thing you
21:26
guys are doing today is, oh, man, I got I
21:28
got my mom and dad's Netflix password, So we really.
21:32
Speaker 2: Getting hooked up. Nah man.
21:34
Speaker 1: Back in the day we was getting free cable, we
21:37
knew a guy that had the key to open the
21:40
cable box and plug your cable back in.
21:44
Speaker 2: You know, you was getting free or they'd splice it
21:47
with the neighbor and you was get Yeah.
21:50
Speaker 1: Nah, you guys don't know nothing about nothing when it
21:52
comes to getting the hook up today already four two five,
21:56
four seven seven. I had a lot of shape friend
22:00
Actually they're still my friends.
22:03
Speaker 2: Uh.
22:04
Speaker 1: You know, it's like it's funny because people laugh at
22:08
me because if I drive through a neighborhood and the
22:11
garage is open, I slow down to see what they.
22:13
Speaker 2: Got in the garage.
22:14
Speaker 1: I know, I know I ain't gonna steal nothing, but
22:16
you know, just old habits die hard hardly four two
22:19
five fours seven to seven.
22:21
Speaker 2: Oh raider, damn my boy.
22:22
Speaker 1: Paul from PS audio he told me text to tell
22:25
them to bring me that TV Rome. I might be
22:28
able to figure that one out. Oh how to get
22:29
the Wendy's ad off it? Yeah, I'll let him know.
22:33
Speaker 2: Harly four two five fours seven to seven.
22:36
Speaker 10: Yeo Rome.
22:37
Speaker 2: We don't have.
22:37
Speaker 1: Those friends anymore because we all cut them after cut
22:40
them off, after we got burned. But we forgot once
22:43
in a while they came through with good stuff.
22:46
Speaker 2: You know, I never got burned. I never the my
22:50
shady ass friends never burned me.
22:52
Speaker 1: I mean, I knew it was always a hustle and
22:54
a scam, and I knew what I was getting. But man,
22:58
you're still I'm just gonna putty tea like this, And
23:00
I get what you're saying. You know, we don't we
23:02
cut them off because we got burned. But you're better
23:05
off with the shady people in your life than not.
23:09
If you got to take it all once in a while,
23:12
you're still better off taking that l Okay, all right,
23:14
you guys, You guys don't know what you're missing out on.
23:18
Back in the day, you'd have you'd always have somebody.
23:20
Either had a friend who was always working a hustle,
23:23
or you'd have a friend that was always working a scam.
23:26
You had a friend that always had to hook up,
23:28
You had a friend that always could get you this
23:30
a discount on that, or maybe you were that person.
23:33
Speaker 2: That person don't exist no more. I don't know. You know,
23:37
I had, I you know, even if it was.
23:41
Speaker 1: Something as stupid as uh getting into the movies for free.
23:45
Right when I first moved to Bakersfield, Man, I hung
23:48
out with these cats and they would go to the
23:50
movies every Sunday, every single Sunday because they had a hookup.
23:53
You can just walk in the back door. Somebody would
23:55
open the back door for him. So we'd always go
23:57
to the movies.
23:58
Speaker 2: You know, you had a friend who uh worked at
24:01
the grocery store. I always could get your meat.
24:03
Speaker 1: I mean I'm talking about Yeah, I've had some friends already.
24:07
Four two five four seven seven, Yo, Romeo. I remember
24:12
back in the day, you'd go get your haircut on
24:15
a Saturday afternoon and someone would walk in selling sunglasses,
24:19
selling purses, selling CDs, back when DVDs were the thing.
24:24
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, CDs and DVDs, right, that was the hookup.
24:26
Speaker 1: Absolutely and uh so one time, rome I bought this purse,
24:33
cost me about six hundred bucks. Uh took it home
24:36
to my wife thinking she was gonna be all excited.
24:39
Turned out it was a knockoff. So I don't know
24:42
if I got took or what.
24:44
Speaker 10: Well.
24:45
Speaker 1: Sometimes, yeah, I don't know either already four two five
24:50
four seven. But I remember that you'd be sitting in there.
24:53
You'd be sitting at the barber Friday afternoon, Saturday afternoon,
24:57
Sunday afternoon.
24:59
Speaker 2: My man will walk sucking with everything what you need.
25:01
Speaker 1: You'd have it, you'd have it for you, all righty
25:04
four two five, four seven to seven. Looks like you know,
25:07
I blame I blame Timu TikTok Timu for shutting down.
25:10
Hustle man for shutting down you know, all the parking
25:13
lot hustlers, all the people that would sell you some stuff,
25:17
you know, on the low, whether it was stolen or knockoff. Yeah,
25:20
those people don't exist no more because no night, you
25:22
just buy crap off the internet.
25:24
Speaker 2: But those were the good old days. Come on to
25:26
how it's going on.
25:27
Speaker 8: Hey, what's up, rope un Man, I got it, I
25:30
got it. We got a shady cousin. The old lady
25:33
does not meet up there the coast every time we
25:35
come by and visit roashit buck. That was the big
25:38
little crazy talking about, hey, look I got these glasses.
25:41
I got the first and they turned to tell my
25:44
old lady, look, I could hook you up and then
25:46
you could sell over there in Baker's shield and you
25:48
get this and that, and you know, and I'm like, nah,
25:50
we're cool, cool talking about the top of the line.
25:54
But they're not. They're not the line, you know what
25:56
I mean, Like they're right there, but they're not there.
25:58
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, I know. I say, yeah, I'm not lying.
26:02
Speaker 2: I mean those room.
26:04
Speaker 8: Every time we would come up to the we go
26:06
twice a month to the coast. Whatever time we stopped
26:08
buying that creeze coming down is getting popped over.
26:11
Speaker 2: Well, still buy some of that stuff. Pass it on.
26:15
Speaker 8: Hey, Christmas gets.
26:17
Speaker 2: Roam exactly all right. Later later bro.
26:21
Speaker 1: That damn team move man, team moves shut down, hustle
26:25
man teamus shut down everybody, scam man. We used to
26:29
be able to get Gucci sunglasses in the Walmart parking
26:33
lot two for fifteen. Nowadays, can't get nothing. Already four
26:37
two five four seven to seven year room. When I
26:40
was in college, I paid the cable guy one hundred
26:42
bucks to give me free cable. He just tapped into
26:44
the cable box outside the apartment complex and hooked up
26:47
the apartment. Absolutely, the cable guy for a hundo would
26:52
do that. Absolutely, I had that done before already, four two, four,
26:57
seven to seven. We even had a dude in when
27:01
I was in college. You know, for those of you
27:03
that don't know, when you go to college, parking passes,
27:06
you got to buy a parking pass every semester, and
27:10
when you're in college, man, we was broke.
27:13
Speaker 2: We didn't have no money. We was poor as hell.
27:16
Speaker 1: But man, I had a dude who was slinging parking passes,
27:20
so we had parking passes already four two five, four
27:25
seven to seven.
27:26
Speaker 2: We got the hookup? Right?
27:27
Speaker 1: Who has the hookup or the guy that's always in
27:30
your life? Used to be so many people out there
27:33
that were in that would you know, hook you up?
27:36
You get a knockoff for cheap or stolen for cheap,
27:39
or you just don't get that anymore. Hey, room, I
27:42
have a buddy that works at a doctor's office. Every
27:45
time I get sent in for a random, for a random,
27:49
he hooks me up with his oh with his pee
27:54
all right side of the four point one.
27:57
Speaker 9: Talk about the hookup?
27:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, what up? Man?
28:00
Speaker 6: I got a hookup for that past control guy and
28:02
an acy technician that for a company eighty company.
28:06
Speaker 1: I still got one today up today manspray my house
28:12
is thirty dollars eighty.
28:19
Speaker 8: Damn.
28:20
Speaker 2: That's good, bro, that's good. That's legit, man. You gotta
28:24
hold on to that.
28:26
Speaker 6: Oh heck, yeah, a good one.
28:28
Speaker 2: Later, man, that's pretty legit.
28:30
Speaker 1: That's prett legit already four two five four or seven
28:33
to seven Rome. I also had a couple of friends
28:36
that worked at Circuit City. They would just tell me
28:38
to meet them in the back hook hook me up
28:41
VCR Stair. Yeah, the Circuit City hookup. By the way,
28:45
just so you guys know, the Circuit City hookup wasn't
28:49
confined to just Baker's Field. That Circuit City hookup was nationwide.
28:55
Like that was in there, like that was in the
28:58
the company handbook or something. Because not only did I
29:01
get the Circuit City hookup when I lived up north,
29:04
I got it the minute I moved to Bakersfield too.
29:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's like they were telling you. I don't know.
29:11
Speaker 1: I don't know whose dumb ass idea was to put
29:16
the potheads in the back of the Circuit City building
29:19
with all the merchandise and no manager to watch them.
29:25
Already four two five four seven to seven Row. And
29:28
we used to have a beer guy who would pull
29:30
up with the big ass box truck selling cases for
29:33
five bucks. We worked for Budweiser, or he worked for Budweiser. Yeah,
29:37
I know that guy. I actually still know that guy,
29:40
although it's not five bucks anymore.
29:42
Speaker 2: Already four two five, four seven to seven.
29:46
Speaker 1: Oh, Man, you remember back in the day, there was
29:49
always someone trying to sell you something. Man, it was
29:51
your friends, it was somebody in the parking lot. Always
29:54
had the hook up. A little shady, could have been stolen,
29:56
could have been you know, a knockoff, but damn you
29:59
were saving money.
30:01
Speaker 2: That just doesn't happen anymore.
30:03
Speaker 1: Already four two five, four or seven to seven. Hey, Roam,
30:06
this is Seaklu. You still have your friend that has
30:09
the parking passes for college asking for a friend.
30:12
Speaker 2: First of all, Seaklu, I know you don't go to college. Yeah,
30:16
and that was back in the day.
30:17
Speaker 1: We did parking passes back in the day when I
30:22
was in college for like forty or sixty bucks or
30:25
something wild and we couldn't afford that. But if you
30:28
got a ticket, it was like, you know, ten bucks
30:31
a ticket or something, so you didn't want to get
30:34
But yeah, I had a friend who was slinging parking
30:36
passes college parking passes already four two five, four or
30:40
seven to seven.
30:44
Speaker 2: Oh.
30:44
Speaker 1: The guy that texted me about having the hookup at
30:47
Circus City was when he lived in Northridge.
30:49
Speaker 2: I thought I was baker, So.
30:50
Speaker 1: Yeah, that Circus City hookup was was nationwide. I don't know,
30:54
I don't know how how, but it was nationwide. Good
30:58
morning to how what's going on?
31:00
Speaker 9: Let's crack of that this Romeo?
31:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up?
31:02
Speaker 9: Man? Hey, hey, homie, I used to be the cable
31:05
guy back in the day. Man, so I grew up.
31:08
I just jumped in the car right now. I'm gonna
31:10
do it a little rubb with it. But I was
31:12
hearing what you had to said. Back where I grew up,
31:14
only the pioneer boxes work. You would have to replace
31:17
the chimpenom and then jumping on a resistir. And we
31:22
used here, used to buy from fifty dollars and trying
31:24
for two fifty all day. But are you thinking only
31:29
the parks were like three dollars, used to buy from China.
31:35
And people were talking about hooking it up at the
31:37
cable pox.
31:38
Speaker 2: Yeah.
31:38
Speaker 9: If the one that hooked up at the cables had
31:40
the apartment, we used to have to climb up the pole
31:43
and splice it and put the mail of doctor back
31:46
on me. Looking back up, man, I'm not listening to you, homie.
31:52
Speaker 2: You stay up the big dogs all right later. Oh,
31:56
there's the cable guy back in the day.
31:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did back in the day, and I'll use
32:01
I'll use you know, I'll use today's couple companies. I
32:04
don't even remember what the cable companies were called back
32:06
in my day. But yeah, you didn't call Spectrum to
32:09
come turn on your cable. You call that guy. That's
32:12
who you called to come turn on your cable already
32:15
four two five, four seven to seven. Yeah, these guys
32:18
don't exist anymore. They're just not there, Hey Romeo, we
32:22
paid one hundred and eighty bucks to get a cable
32:25
for five years until we have some new neighbors. They
32:28
cut off the box exactly one hundred and eighty bucks.
32:31
That's a good deal already. Four two five, four seven seven.
32:38
Speaker 2: Yeah.
32:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, just the hookup guy don't exist anymore. I mean
32:43
it's just not Those were the good old days, man,
32:47
And you feel like you scored too when somebody would
32:50
roll through with something.
32:51
Speaker 2: Like, Man, guess what just happened to me? I just
32:53
I just scored right now, Hey Romeo.
32:56
Speaker 1: A guy was trying to hustle me with a pair
32:59
of shoes in the park, and I noticed that the
33:01
Jordan logo had a third leg, Hey Romeo, until Raider
33:09
Dave hooked me up with outside furniture.
33:14
Speaker 2: Hey, goodring to Romeo.
33:15
Speaker 1: Uh, sometimes you have to be careful whenever you're you're
33:19
the homie hookup, because one time I was that guy
33:23
and when I sold what I sold, I went to
33:25
the bar later on that night, and I found out
33:28
that the twenty dollars bill, oh, the twenty dollars bills
33:31
were fake bills.
33:34
Speaker 2: The hustle man got hustled. Huh going it out? What's
33:38
going on.
33:40
Speaker 15: Here?
33:40
Speaker 2: Hey Robins? Put on?
33:42
Speaker 8: So buddy, Hey, I had that happened to me. One
33:44
time I bought a TV.
33:46
Speaker 16: I was all happy I.
33:46
Speaker 11: Got it for like, I think it was one hundred bucks.
33:49
End up going home, opening up the box, a gang
33:52
of bricks in there.
33:53
Speaker 16: Oh, man, was your boy?
33:55
Speaker 8: Your boy was hot?
33:56
Speaker 7: Why would you shout but that?
33:59
Speaker 2: Go ahead?
34:00
Speaker 11: Well anyways, I uh, I was at I think it
34:04
was a thrifties or something like that. And then I
34:06
ended up seeing him after selling in a parking lot.
34:09
I walked up to him and I said, hey, buddy,
34:11
how you doing when you got go on?
34:13
Speaker 16: He goes, I got this, I got that, didn't even
34:15
let him explain or say anything. I took fight of him,
34:19
Ben philing brother Ben's Philly never and I and I
34:24
exposed him in front of everybody right there. I started
34:26
opening his stuff and he said, look, you've got bricks,
34:28
he's got lags, he's got all kinds of crap in
34:30
there what he had, So yeah, I exposed him.
34:34
Speaker 1: Why would you not look in the box at first
34:37
in the first place.
34:40
Speaker 11: Well, because you know it was I was coming at
34:42
the store. I had my ice scream and all that.
34:44
Speaker 9: I was pat on tension.
34:50
Speaker 2: Well, all right, Robin later only four four seven, the seven,
34:59
you know, or the other.
35:02
Speaker 1: But I can't figure out is the is the And
35:05
you guys probably they they'd probably don't do this no more.
35:08
Speaker 2: But there used to be a cat that would sell.
35:11
Speaker 1: Colones and he would have the hottest colones and they
35:15
were wrapped still in the packages and you would get
35:18
one home and open it and it wouldn't be that clone.
35:23
I don't know how they did it, but man, my
35:25
man hustleman was on it back in the day, straight
35:29
scamming you for cool water.
35:30
Speaker 2: You thought you were getting cool water. You ended up
35:32
with full water.
35:34
Speaker 3: All right?
35:34
Speaker 1: Two five four seven, Hey, Romeo A four two five
35:39
four seven to seven. My friend used to make fake
35:43
car insurance cards and they work.
35:46
Speaker 2: Damn Well, you can't.
35:48
Speaker 1: Do that anymore, right because I think the cops can
35:51
just look at it, right, they just tap in your
35:53
license plighting it tells. But that's a good one. I
35:57
had a friend that back in the day when I
36:00
was in college. The parking passes. When you go to college,
36:05
you have to buy a parking pass every year. Thirty
36:08
six dollars was how much the parking pass costs when
36:11
I was in college, and I had a friend who
36:13
used to make them because thirty six dollars was a lot.
36:17
Back then, thirty six dollars was a lot. So I
36:19
had a friend that'd make the parking passes for us.
36:23
Speaker 2: Good morning, Now, what's going on by the morning, mister,
36:28
that was going on?
36:29
Speaker 14: Brother man, mister Romeo. You know, you know back in
36:34
the day, mister Romeo, we had the movie hook up.
36:38
Speaker 6: Guy with the bird TV.
36:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, at the barber shop.
36:42
Speaker 12: Yeah, he could come through every Friday.
36:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, the one.
36:47
Speaker 6: Team doll mister Romeo.
36:49
Speaker 7: That don't really missed.
36:50
Speaker 14: Now when you know living in the hood, man, you
36:53
have you have the pptos come through with the shampoos.
36:57
Speaker 9: You know what I mean.
36:58
Speaker 7: You got a baby mouth?
37:00
Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
37:01
Speaker 14: That expansion?
37:04
Speaker 6: Yeah right right, if you came through right now, I
37:11
got you, man.
37:15
Speaker 2: That's hilarious. Man, I didn't.
37:17
Speaker 1: Runol try to sell me a ship a rug shampoo once.
37:24
I think you stole it from the grocery store back
37:27
in the day when they used to have them.
37:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Dell taco guys.
37:32
Speaker 1: Right, man, you remember when you had that friend that
37:35
worked at the that worked at the that worked at
37:37
the fast food joint and he would roll through out
37:39
a friend in high school he worked at McDonald's and
37:43
he gave us about five hundred of those little stickers
37:48
you know for the Monopoly game that you'd stick on
37:51
the cups and the fries. Yeah, he gave us a
37:53
whole bunch of them so we could get free fries
37:55
and soda, our free burgers or whatever it was when
37:58
we opened them.
38:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, I missed the hookup.
38:02
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to these things, yo, Rome, I'm
38:07
a gas guy. I found a company gas card and
38:10
I've been using it for fifteen years plus. Now I
38:14
do any tank fill up for fifty bucks? You know
38:19
A friend of mine, I don't know I should say this.
38:23
He had a diesel truck and he goes to some yard.
38:27
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess there's.
38:28
Speaker 1: Some somebody out there, some company has a diesel fill
38:33
up in their yard, and apparently they don't play pay
38:36
that close attention to who fills up. I guess because
38:39
they got so many employees.
38:40
Speaker 2: So he'll go fill up his truck there. It's funny,
38:43
Hey Roam. Back in the day, my dad was one
38:45
of the Oh you know we had got that one.
38:46
I already read that one.
38:48
Speaker 1: Ay, good morning Rome, gil Rod Here. I bought an
38:52
Apple watch from some family that claimed they needed gas.
38:56
The watch was in a box, wrapped and all. I
38:59
gave them a hundred sixty bucks. About two months ago,
39:02
the watch went dead on me. I took it to
39:05
Apple and they said, sir, this is a fake watch.
39:07
Speaker 2: Damn at the fast trip on Brimhall. Wow, he bought
39:14
a fake watch. That's hilarious.
39:17
Speaker 1: I can't believe you thought it was real, though, egga
39:19
mon to Rome. My brother in law has a friend
39:22
that will bypass your electric meter so you don't pay electricity.
39:26
Speaker 2: Oh that's the guy I need.
39:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, although I'm sure that the electricity people are keeping
39:33
an eye out.
39:33
Speaker 2: For that, right, how long does that last? Good morning out?
39:35
Speaker 10: What's going on? Hey, Now that we're talking about this
39:44
hookup thing, I think I am the hookup in wasco bro, Okay,
39:50
I got I got it all like small fireworks.
39:56
Speaker 9: Cable TV.
39:58
Speaker 2: First of all, how do you have mogs?
40:02
Speaker 10: Oh? Man, I can't disclose that information, but I know
40:06
a guy that knows a guy.
40:07
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
40:11
Speaker 10: If you need it, let me know.
40:14
Speaker 2: I will. I got the hook up on smogs, Oh
40:20
my god.
40:22
Speaker 10: Yeah, I got the hookup on almost everything, man, like almost.
40:25
Speaker 1: I think you only have to smog a carver five
40:27
or ten years now, Okay, No, it's.
40:31
Speaker 10: Every it's every two years still for the older models. Okay,
40:36
you know a cable everything.
40:38
Speaker 7: I got it all bro, I am there.
40:41
Speaker 10: I am the hookup guy.
40:42
Speaker 2: I have not smogged a car in twenty years.
40:48
Speaker 10: Dang.
40:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm glad you got the hookup ONMGS.
40:56
Speaker 7: You gotta go to it, all right, lou all right
41:00
out here, all right?
41:04
Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right a room.
41:06
Speaker 1: Back in the day, my dad was one of the
41:08
top plugs in Bakersfield for Jerseys. Ask anyone about TC
41:14
and his blue Chevy pickup that he had. Yeah, I
41:17
still got TC's phone number in my phone. Right now,
41:22
a room, I'll have the hookup with the grapes and
41:25
all other fruits from people working in the fields. Can
41:27
I tell you one time speaking of that, I was
41:32
at Monday night football one night and this dude rolls in.
41:36
He's like, roam, you know, I got the hookup on
41:39
the quties and boy, you know what I'm saying, A
41:44
little tangerine cuties.
41:46
Speaker 2: Boy, that's the hookup. When you got hookup on.
41:49
Speaker 1: Watermelon, on quties, on grapes, on potatoes, on onions, you
41:56
wouldn't be surprised how much that helped.
42:00
Speaker 2: I just need to tell Seahawk Lou this.
42:02
Speaker 1: Now that I was listening to the three things that
42:05
Lou had the hookup on, he was telling me, right, smog,
42:09
I haven't had a smog of car in twenty probably
42:12
twenty plus years, maybe almost thirty, how about twenty five years.
42:16
I'm from an Indian reservation, so I can get fireworks
42:19
whenever I want. And what was the oh TV? I
42:22
have three streaming sites. I can watch absolutely everything in
42:27
the world, every show in any country. And Lou's got
42:31
the hookup on. Yeah, okay, Lou, you're the man. Lou,
42:34
You're the man. That's how you doing in the Wausco huh?
42:37
Already four two four or seven and seven eight?
42:39
Speaker 2: Rolling back in the day.
42:42
Speaker 1: Let's see here, I use my FedEx gas card to
42:46
fill up my truck. That FedEx doesn't get mad at
42:50
you for that.
42:52
Speaker 2: Rome, Your boy Seahawk, Lou is dumb.
42:54
Speaker 1: I'm sure the FEDS will be at his house this
42:57
year to buy fireworks.
42:58
Speaker 2: Poor guy. Man, A couple a couple of screws loose
43:02
there right? Maybe good morning? Do what's going on yoh road?
43:08
Speaker 10: What?
43:08
Speaker 9: Man?
43:10
Speaker 15: Hey?
43:10
Speaker 5: You just have to be careful with the hookers on
43:12
those TV electronics, I mean the electronic TV man. Why
43:18
so my brother bought us seventy five inch TV and
43:22
he was like, bro, I got the hook ups, man,
43:24
this is the cool TV.
43:26
Speaker 6: We're gonna go pick it up.
43:27
Speaker 5: We helped, I helped them Mountain And when we.
43:29
Speaker 11: Turn it on, it was like just the menu for
43:31
like this doodle place.
43:37
Speaker 5: We didn't even kick it if it was if it was,
43:42
we didn't even turn it on. It didn't come up
43:45
with remote or nothing.
43:46
Speaker 16: Were just like, oh man, you gotta play.
43:49
Speaker 17: Bron that's you couldn't even flip the menu.
43:59
Speaker 16: Doing no, it just goes to the noodles and then
44:04
the menu, and he'll go back to the noodles, and
44:07
we're like, man.
44:09
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so funny.
44:12
Speaker 1: Oh man, why is anybody buying a TV out of
44:14
a parking lot?
44:15
Speaker 2: Anyways? Man, they're so cheap. Nowadays they're not expensive.
44:19
Speaker 11: I guess he said he got a steal of a
44:22
deal for that one.
44:23
Speaker 1: Oh man, Well, how much were the noodles? I'm talking
44:32
about hustle man, right, the guy that the dude that
44:37
always has the hook up for you, right sometimes, or
44:40
the dude in the.
44:41
Speaker 2: Parking lot selling something, or the dude in the the.
44:44
Speaker 1: Guy that shows up your house at your house trying
44:47
to sell you something he stole or something. Right, that
44:50
guy's not around as much anymore. But I do got
44:53
to tell you a funny story though. Hey roll, My
44:55
dad was the man back then. You know those Schneider trailers.
45:00
Dad was a truck driver. He would break into them,
45:03
so we always had the new, new of everything. You
45:07
needed a TV, my dad got you you needed a
45:10
new camera. My dad got you you needed five oh one,
45:15
jeans my dad got you. It was always it was
45:18
always the Seers trucks.
45:24
Speaker 2: Oh my god, let me ask you this question.
45:27
Speaker 1: When's the last time you got the hook up like
45:31
a legitimate deal. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell
45:34
you something funny.
45:34
Speaker 2: Okay.
45:35
Speaker 1: So one of my theos he he uh, one of
45:41
my toos went to buy something from an older lady, right,
45:45
and he was buying it was something for his for
45:48
his RV or for his trailer, his fifth wheel, and
45:52
it was some sort of motorized cart to wheel it around,
45:55
I guess, to push it around, so you wouldn't he
45:57
could back it in with that.
46:00
Speaker 2: Well, she has a boat sitting there.
46:01
Speaker 1: You know this is if you ever want to buy
46:03
anything at a cheap, go find an older man or
46:07
lady who's lost their lost their spouse and it's just
46:11
trying to get rid of their stuff. Okay, they'll give
46:14
it to you you cheap because they just want it gone.
46:16
So he's there, right, and a boat. She goes, I
46:20
got this boat. You want to buy a boat while
46:21
you're here? And he's like, no, I don't want a boat.
46:24
So he's buying this thing, loading up whatever you bought
46:26
in the truck. She tells me, you want to buy
46:28
this boat, I'll give you a great deal on it.
46:30
Just i'll give you. You know, it's a brand new
46:32
and that hasn't been used. My husband bought it before
46:34
he passed away. When never heat blah blah blah. Right,
46:37
Finally he starts to drive away, and she says, you
46:41
know what.
46:42
Speaker 2: I'll just give you the boat. Just take the boat.
46:46
Speaker 1: So my THEO takes the boat, drives it down, the
46:51
drives it down.
46:51
Speaker 2: To his buddy's house, and flips.
46:53
Speaker 1: It for like, I don't know, four grand or three
46:55
grand or something crazy, right, hook up? When's the last
46:59
time you got hookup like that? Do you know what
47:01
I'm saying?
47:02
Speaker 2: Or have you ever? I never have. I've never got a.
47:05
Speaker 1: Deal like that on anything in my life. You know,
47:09
they always say, if you ever want to get a hookup,
47:11
go find somebody. Go find an oil field dude who's
47:13
going through a divorce. Go find a cop who's going
47:15
through a divorce who cheated on his wife. Because those
47:18
are the guys, those types of guys, you know, these
47:20
these welders, these guys that make these hardworking guys that
47:23
make real money, they go out and buy these jet
47:27
skis and these boats and these travel trailers, and they
47:30
buy these sand rails, and then when they go cheat
47:32
on their wives and they get divorced.
47:35
Speaker 2: Man, those women start or he either.
47:37
Speaker 1: Start selling it off cheap because he got bills to pay,
47:40
or she starts selling it off.
47:42
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. We're having this conversation.
47:45
Speaker 1: The other day. A friend of mine calls me and goes, Yo, man,
47:47
I'm looking for a good deal on a trailer. I said,
47:49
you got to go find a guy that cheated on
47:50
his wife. There's plenty of them in Beakersfield. They'll be
47:53
selling off their toys immediately. You ever got a deal?
47:57
When's the last time I got a Once again, I
47:59
got a couple of friends of mine. Kind of makes
48:02
me mad that I didn't get this deal. A friend
48:04
of mine and his wife, family member was going through divorce,
48:09
got a trailer over Pismo Coast village. Tenji's out the door.
48:14
You know, I mean, I've never gotten a deal. Have
48:18
you ever gotten a deal? Have you ever gotten a
48:19
hookup like that? That was a legitimate deal already four
48:23
two five, four or seven to seven.
48:26
Speaker 15: This is go on a by a stucker.
48:28
Speaker 2: What's going on?
48:29
Speaker 9: Are you talking about a hustle?
48:32
Speaker 2: No, I'm actually talking about getting a good deal.
48:36
Speaker 4: Okay, oh good, because well, I'll just tell you real quick.
48:39
My brother he sort for the A company.
48:41
Speaker 15: Oh, and he would give.
48:42
Speaker 4: A flat of eggs pre flat eggs every single week,
48:45
to the point we got so much eggs that we
48:47
had start giving them to our neighbors.
48:48
Speaker 1: Everybody, Can I just tell you something, Before you got
48:51
a job, you used to be on point with our topics.
48:55
Now that you've got a job, you're late to the
48:56
party every time.
48:58
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm gonna birthday shot.
49:00
Speaker 14: I mean, could I do a real quick graduation?
49:03
Speaker 2: Oh god, hurry up, okay, I want.
49:05
Speaker 4: To take gradulations to my shot. I'm so proud of you.
49:08
Oh my gosh, everybody that's shouting him, she did it,
49:11
he did it.
49:12
Speaker 3: He's graduating high school.
49:13
Speaker 9: Baby.
49:14
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait what high school?
49:18
Speaker 15: He's graduating from independent high school?
49:20
Speaker 2: Was okay?
49:21
Speaker 1: All right, all right, congratulations, congratulations Dyah and his girlfriend.
49:25
Speaker 4: I'm so proud of you guys.
49:27
Speaker 9: You guys did it.
49:28
Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank you boy. This job has really
49:32
screwed up my show. I'm just letting you know.
49:36
Speaker 1: Thank you already four two by four, seven to seven
49:41
here room. I used to work that at this apartment
49:44
complex and when people move out, they would give me tables, couches,
49:48
barbecue bits, and I'll just put them on offer up
49:51
forty sixty bucks, cashing in all the time.
49:53
Speaker 2: See that's a hookup right there.
49:56
Speaker 1: I never got Wait, hold on, let me now that
49:58
you brought that up, hold on, did I get a hookup?
50:04
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, I guess no. I remember when I first
50:10
moved to Bakersfield.
50:11
Speaker 1: One of the the guy that lived next to me
50:13
was a doctor and he was living from He was
50:17
living here in Bakersfield working and then about a year
50:20
and a half later, two years later, he was moving
50:23
back home and he said I could have anything I
50:27
wanted in his apartment before he tried to sell it all.
50:31
I don't remember if I took anything, though, but at
50:34
least I got the offer. I guess that's the closest
50:37
I've come to a hookup, to a real hookup. You
50:39
know what I'm saying. I already poured two by four
50:42
or seven and seven a you have and chief spen,
50:44
I got a hookup from this one girl a long
50:46
time ago. She was breaking up with a boyfriend. She
50:50
wanted to get rid of his Jordan's ten pair collection.
50:53
I bought them for a hundred bucks and flipped them
50:56
for a thousand. Not too shabby, homeroom.
50:59
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
51:01
Speaker 1: If you ever want to get a real hook up,
51:03
you gotta find the couple that's breaking up. You gotta
51:08
find the dude that cheated on his chick. And she's
51:11
ready to liquidate everything. We're talking about hustleman earlier talking
51:15
about getting hustled, right, so let's talk about getting hooked up,
51:18
like legitimately, you got a great deal. And I know
51:23
this sounds so horrible, but you're gonna get your best
51:27
deal on a dude that cheated on his wife, especially
51:32
these cats that make a lot of money and buy
51:35
these toys, or somebody that died. A spouse dies and
51:41
the other spouse just doesn't want their stuffing around anymore,
51:44
you know. Or they might have some old car that
51:46
he only drove every once in a while on Sundays
51:50
and she wants to get rid of it, and it
51:52
just unfortunately, that's what happens.
51:57
Speaker 2: A roem.
51:57
Speaker 1: I started school last year and this guy had a
51:59
yard and we get there. We're going through things and
52:03
he had he had a pink Apple computer. I needed
52:06
a computer for school, so I asked how much. He
52:09
said how much he got? I said eighty bucks. He said,
52:11
give me fifty. I said, what's wrong with it? He said,
52:15
my wife was what's wrong? I said, what's wrong with it?
52:21
He said, my wife was sleeping with the gardener and
52:24
she's on a girl's trip. That's what's wrong with it.
52:26
Speaker 2: So we turned so we turned it on. He logs
52:32
her out lets, me log in.
52:35
Speaker 1: We gave him eighty for the computer, a camera, a kindle,
52:39
and I don't remember what else, but he was mad mad.
52:42
So yeah, someone else lost is our wind. I sold
52:47
the camera and the kindle for two undred bucks, kept
52:49
the computer.
52:50
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, bro. If you really that's what
52:53
you got to look for.
52:55
Speaker 1: You know, you got to find some bitter spouse selling
52:58
off their cheating spouse's crap. You will get the best
53:02
deals because they don't care already four two four or
53:08
seven to seven. Hey, Romeo, I want to tell you
53:13
my story, but I'm going to sound like such a jerk.
53:16
When me and my wife were dating before we got married.
53:19
Her grandfather passed away. So I went to the funeral,
53:25
and we went to the funeral, and then we went
53:28
back to her grandmother's house for the reception. Afterwards. I
53:33
was standing there in the garage. There was a seventy Chevy. Oh,
53:37
a seventy pickup, a seventy something Chevy pickup. The grandma
53:44
walks out and was telling me that was her husband.
53:47
I said, would you be willing to sell it? It
53:50
just so happened that she was worried about money now
53:54
that her husband was gone, So I gave her two
53:59
thousand dollars for like a thirty thousand dollars truck. My
54:03
girlfriend was a little mad at me, but she's not
54:05
mad at me now as my wife when we drive
54:08
around in it.
54:14
Speaker 2: Hey, man, happens all the time. Happens all the time.
54:20
Speaker 1: I don't yeah, I don't know if i'd feel bad
54:22
about it. But okay, all right, already four two five fours.
54:27
What are we talking about? Hey, good morn to Rome.
54:29
I used to work for Walmart. Now, I was a
54:32
receiver in the back room. I started dating a driver
54:35
who worked for a beer company. I would go to
54:38
lunch and meet him to fill my trunk full of
54:41
cases a beer. I ain't gonna lie, man. Beer's a hookup.
54:47
That's a legitimate hookup. Dating a guy who was giving
54:50
you free beer cases a beer.
54:52
Speaker 2: That that's a legitimate hookup. Schools just about out right.
54:58
I think we got a couple more days. Maybe some
55:00
of you are out already, but summer is here, and
55:03
let's talk a little bit about school.
55:04
Speaker 1: Let's talk about your best school memory, whether it was
55:07
a teacher, your friends. I mean, some of you were
55:09
graduating high school and you're never going to see anybody again.
55:13
Somebod you might be moving out of state. But let's
55:15
talk about it. What was your favorite part of school?
55:18
What was your best school memory? Maybe that's where you
55:19
met your wife.
55:21
Speaker 2: I don't know what I used to like.
55:22
Speaker 1: I used to have a math teacher every year who
55:25
would play play a movie. Movie Day was the best
55:28
day at school for some reason. Movie day and cheezy bread.
55:32
For some reason, those are the things I remember the
55:34
most about high school.
55:36
Speaker 2: But my friends were cool. I'm trying to think, Well,
55:39
let's talk about it, Artie four two five, four seven seven.
55:43
Speaker 3: What was it?
55:44
Speaker 1: What was your favorite part about school? What was your
55:46
best school memory? Whether it be high school, whether it
55:49
be middle school, elementary school. I mean, I guess even
55:52
college colleges school as well. So let's talk about it.
55:56
What was your favorite part of school? Arty four two, five, four,
55:58
seven to seven? Talk about the best part of school?
56:01
What's your favorite school memory? Where you out what's going on?
56:03
Speaker 14: Good morning?
56:04
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just the nail on the hands.
56:06
Speaker 14: Yeah, getting out of school, getting school quotes. And remember
56:10
the movie day where you didn't do nothing but watch movie.
56:13
Speaker 13: Yeah that was a bit because you knew it was
56:16
just gonna.
56:16
Speaker 4: Be two so work on assignments.
56:19
Speaker 1: Watching movies.
56:21
Speaker 15: You mean the snacks they brought in, that was a bit.
56:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. I forgot about movie Day.
56:25
Speaker 1: Movie day and substitute teacher day was always the best
56:28
for me. You're right because we didn't do anything.
56:33
Speaker 10: Didn't you call it all?
56:34
Speaker 4: Right?
56:35
Speaker 2: Like I said, what's the best part of school for you? A?
56:37
Four two, five, four, seven and seven. She's right about
56:40
movie day.
56:41
Speaker 1: Movie day was always and you knew the day before
56:43
tomorrow we'll watching a movie.
56:46
Speaker 2: And I ain't gonna lie to you.
56:47
Speaker 1: We even had when I was in college, my one
56:50
of my math teachers, he would have a movie day,
56:54
and it was the same excitement as when you were
56:56
in kindergarten or when you were in fourth grade or
56:59
eighth grade or high and you knew you were gonna
57:01
have a movie.
57:01
Speaker 2: I don't know why he did it, but yeah, he
57:03
had a movie day.
57:04
Speaker 1: We were all excited already four two by four seven
57:07
to seven year room, Delano. Kids don't get out till
57:09
June fourth. Well, Deleno's always a little screwed.
57:12
Speaker 2: Up, say roam.
57:14
Speaker 1: The best memories of school was getting your T shirt
57:16
signed by all your friends.
57:18
Speaker 3: Yeah.
57:19
Speaker 2: Remember the yearbook.
57:20
Speaker 1: By the way, remember when that girl would write her
57:23
phone number in the yearbook for summertime. Not that she
57:26
ever expected to call her or I don't know if
57:28
you ever did, but yeah, that was always cool. Already
57:31
four two by four seven to seven. What's your best
57:33
memory from school? Whatever grade, high school, middle school, elementary school,
57:38
summer school, what was it? It's the best part of school,
57:40
doesn't matter what grade you were in, Just what's your
57:43
best memory of school?
57:44
Speaker 2: Already four four seven to seven.
57:47
Speaker 1: It was like I was saying earlier, man, the best
57:50
you know getting out, you know, we're getting out of
57:52
school for summer vacation. Oh, that was the best, and
57:55
getting school closed that was the best as well. Already
57:58
four two by four, seven to seven.
58:00
Speaker 2: How it's going on?
58:01
Speaker 8: What's what I mean?
58:03
Speaker 7: He took out the best part of school during high
58:06
school inga's class Ms. Thompsons, twenty three years old, one
58:13
hundred and twenty pounds, blonde hair, green eyes, sanging, tell me,
58:21
you tell me that class.
58:23
Speaker 1: You're telling me the best part of school was was
58:26
checking out your teacher.
58:33
Speaker 7: Forty little fucker back then.
58:34
Speaker 1: Hey, well I was freshman year. She was a Spanish teacher.
58:38
She was tall, had red hair. Oh yeah, she was
58:42
smoking hot.
58:43
Speaker 6: So you know what I'm talking about.
58:45
Speaker 2: Oh, of course I do. Every guy knows what you're
58:47
talking about. All right, So we're talking.
58:51
Speaker 1: About school, ride schools, getting out for the summer, and
58:54
what was the coolest memory you have a school to
58:56
the best part of school already four two five, four
58:59
seven seven.
59:01
Speaker 2: Mine was always uh, well, now that he brought up
59:03
the teachers.
59:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, my Spanish teacher freshman high our freshman year.
59:08
Speaker 2: Boy, she was smoking, tall, slender and yeah, red hair. Yeah,
59:12
she kind of looked like a.
59:15
Speaker 1: Like a Nicole kidman ish Nah, not like Nicole kidman
59:19
she was Spanish, so ah, man, all right eight four, two, five, four,
59:23
seven and seven. I forgot about her until he just
59:25
brought up teachers. But yeah, mess, part of school getting
59:28
out for the summer. All summer's here, the countdown's on.
59:30
But then the best part was also getting those new
59:32
school clothes and when you're headed back. You know, there's
59:36
a lot of good memories you probably have about school, right,
59:38
good morning, Now what's going on?
59:40
Speaker 13: What's Romeo?
59:41
Speaker 15: Hey?
59:41
Speaker 2: What's going on?
59:42
Speaker 3: Man?
59:42
Speaker 2: Man?
59:43
Speaker 13: Some of your guys is on school stories sound like
59:45
fairy tales contart to mine. Well, I went to continuation school,
59:51
and you know my favorite part was we started late
59:53
and we got off early. Romeo, my mom has an
59:59
a a ward of Mels.
1:00:03
Speaker 9: Wow.
1:00:04
Speaker 13: Who gets an award for a D plus?
1:00:07
Speaker 9: Wow?
1:00:09
Speaker 3: That it is what it is?
1:00:11
Speaker 1: That's funny, that's funny. Already four two five, four seven
1:00:21
to seven year room. I always love rocking my new
1:00:24
sweater I got when closed shopping for school. I couldn't
1:00:28
wait for it to cool down so I could wear it.
1:00:30
There you go already four two five, four seven to seven?
1:00:33
Like I said, what was the coolest memory of school?
1:00:35
Speaker 9: All right?
1:00:35
Speaker 1: So we're talking about the best memory you had a school, Right,
1:00:38
you know, the last day of school, you're getting ready
1:00:41
to start summer vacation. Maybe it's the first day of
1:00:43
school when you got your new school clothes.
1:00:45
Speaker 2: I don't know.
1:00:46
Speaker 1: Maybe it's Uh what did somebody say earlier about the
1:00:50
old movie day? Remember when it was movie day and
1:00:52
you knew you weren't going to do anything. Yeah, what
1:00:53
was the best memory of school? What's the best part
1:00:55
of it?
1:00:55
Speaker 2: Good morning?
1:00:55
Speaker 9: Now?
1:00:56
Speaker 2: What's going on?
1:00:56
Speaker 6: Hey?
1:00:57
Speaker 10: What a man.
1:01:00
Speaker 15: Of high school?
1:01:00
Speaker 13: Was my diploma?
1:01:01
Speaker 7: Brot teacher?
1:01:05
Speaker 6: My teachers were so tired of me. I could just
1:01:07
pass me, bro.
1:01:09
Speaker 2: They just ready to get rid of you.
1:01:11
Speaker 6: Uh, kids don't even know what The struggle was real
1:01:14
bad damn bro He evicted exam. If you didn't pass,
1:01:18
if you couldn't graduate, Right, I was a super senior
1:01:22
kind of passed that. Matthewin, And I guess my math
1:01:24
teacher was like, you know what, You're gonna pass the day?
1:01:28
Speaker 2: Wow? All right, all right, man, thanks for calling b.
1:01:35
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could tell you I almost didn't graduate high
1:01:37
school because I had my last semester, my last semester
1:01:44
of high.
1:01:44
Speaker 2: School or quarter or whatever it was.
1:01:48
Speaker 1: I had a PE class after lunch, so I just
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never went back for the P I never even checked
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into the PE class. I just went for at lunch.
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I just left every day, never even checked in. So
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when I was gonna graduate, they said, hey, you have
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to get there. You have to get a grade for
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this PE class or we're not going to graduate you.
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And they thought I had just not turned in my
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locker because I guess if you didn't turn your locker
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at that time, they wouldn't give you a grade. And
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so I just went to the coach and said, coach, hey,
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can you sign this off for me? Give me no,
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give me a you know, noncomplete or incomplete so I
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can pass.
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Speaker 2: You said, sure, I'll do it.
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Speaker 1: It's kind of a scary moment there, for you know,
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the thirty minutes that I had to go see if
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the coach would do it.
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Speaker 2: But hey, I got out of it all right. So
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school's out. Well, summer begins for a lot of you.
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Speaker 1: It's already begin maybe beginning today, tomorrow, maybe the next day.
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I don't know either way, it's done, right. What was
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your best school memory already?
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Speaker 3: Four?
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Speaker 2: Two, five, four or seven? Seven? Good morning? How what's
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going on tay, what's going on?
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Speaker 3: I am calling to tell you my highlights?
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Speaker 8: Cool?
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Speaker 7: Oh my goodness.
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Speaker 11: So I went to Schumming Common in California.
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Speaker 3: So, first of all, good complete was a highlight.
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Speaker 7: We didn't get shot that day.
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Speaker 14: We were good.
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Speaker 7: Way to school okay, okay, But my like like the
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school clothes and all that stuff.
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Speaker 3: Was really cool when it was good getting out of school.
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Speaker 7: But I love being the hallway manager and field trips.
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Oh my god, I'm the hallway tip.
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Speaker 9: I'm the hallway manager.
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Speaker 7: Because like you know, I won the hallway. That's security,
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a tight ship, the teeth this where do you mean
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to be?
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Speaker 2: That's awesome. I forgot about the field trips. You're right,
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the field trips, man.
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Speaker 3: I want to know that we're going to hit on
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a bus and go somewhere and there's nothing to do
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with god.
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Speaker 16: Yeah, that was all right.
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Speaker 2: You think you're calling she ran a tight ship when
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she was hallway manager. That's funny.
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Speaker 11: All right.
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Speaker 1: What was your best school memory? You're talking about school memories?
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With school being out, I've been doing in what was yours?
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A four two, five, four seven to seventh warning houts?
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Speaker 2: Going on?
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Speaker 3: Hey, good morning, Romeo I'd like to give you one
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of my favorite memories. So it was my sophomore year.
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I remember my last blast was in PD and me
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and the rest of my teacher. He made us off
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like dodgeball, and god, it was like war zone.
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Speaker 7: Just like two of us.
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Speaker 11: I got like concussions.
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Speaker 8: Wo.
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Speaker 3: It was.
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Speaker 6: It was so brutal.
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Speaker 13: Everyone was having that. It was like a war zone
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ring running to the line for the bar.
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Speaker 3: But in the end he bought us off pizza because
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we all got like as like literally all of us
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all age like we're all good kids and really healthy kids.
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Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
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Speaker 4: Wow.
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Speaker 7: The dog ball was crazy, man, it was insane.
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Speaker 1: All right, man, thanks for calling hey four two five
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four seven, the seventh Warning house going.
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Speaker 15: On, what brown cake boy?
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Speaker 2: What a cake boy?
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Speaker 11: Hey man.
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Speaker 15: So the last day of school in my fourth grade year,
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it was the last day, the last thirty minutes, my
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friend gave me five bucks to do something stupid, right,
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and he was like, just do whatever you want.
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Speaker 16: I was like, all right.
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Speaker 15: So I was like, I'm gonna throw my backpack in
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the front of the class. So he was like okay.
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So to add a little excitement, I put a textbook
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in there on big textbooks, and I checked it and
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I thought it was just gonna land on the floor,
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but instead it hit the overhead projectory.
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Speaker 13: Hit on the ground and broke.
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Speaker 15: That was the last thirty minutes to school room on
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the last day, and I got did it. I couldn't
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start fifth grade, So like two weeks after everybody else.
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Speaker 1: My mom was, oh, that's great, that's great, all right,
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okay boy later man, all right
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Speaker 3: The morning, every morning, morning,